Lighthouse edition because I can't think of anything.
I have no idea how you fuckers find any appeal in HHL.
>>82608641i used to do dog-sitting. was mostly sweet old lady types, i think the type of people who would hire dog-sitters had just raised their dogs properly. few nightmare cases, but it was mostly medical issues with the dogs themselves.but then random people on Scum Street (where we lived) started asking us to housesit, look after their dogs, pop in and feed them during the day/while they're at work. very grim how people will just get a dog without the time/effort involved in looking after it. shove it in a cage all day.
>>82608684There was a time when I didn't like him, but I can see the pain he has, and that makes me sad.I am glad he's back with us.
Non-metal and bri'ish related choonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfcRAuf_RHY
Lmfao I'm in the door me xI'm going fucking nowhere pal x
>>82608711But the lad posts either complete fucking nothings, or hitler rants. He might as well be a very basic AI with how predictable or useless the cunt is.
they call it dr pepper but it tastes nothing like pepper or doctors
All kicking offCROSSY DON'T MOVEDON'T FUCKING MOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=500Fvom_GqM
>>82608728>AI is hitlertake your meds laddy.
>>82608740how do you know what doctors taste like lad
>>82608744Think you missed the point but fine.Also you never heard of grok mate?
Posted in old thread like a dick.>>82608574 Alright matey? I'm one of those people who has to put their dogs away to answer the postie for parcels. HOWEVER, my front door has no flap and I have an external letterbox. I'm sorry they scare you lids sometimes, they're just being territorial. Even the little ding of whatever device you fellas use triggers them. But that's on me, I get that.
>>82608728You could say that about the people that seethe at him. They're predictable. Seethe seethe seethe, post pics of him and his family, laugh, seethe, repeat.We don't have to be mean to each other. What are you winning? I say nothing. A fictitious battle.I don't mean to be a dick to you, but that's just what it is. Bullshit online drama.
>>82608743there's a thread on /tv/ about how this is regarded as a 'bad' film.wasn't like that, when we were bairns. yeah maybe now i can see it doesn't live up to the first one. but it's Jurassic Park: The Lost World. 'bad'???
>>82608773Fair enough mate, I just think a shit attention whore is worse than the seethers at said attention whore.>Bullshit online drama.That only happens cos the lad has to post with a fucking trip. Remove the identity, drama disappears, it's a win.
>>82608705Yeah it is mad how some people don't look after their dogs, my route is all posh so I don't get the not looked after dogs, it's the grumpy boomers with dogs that are the problem for me, either ratty little things that bark like mad up the window or big fuck off dogs that will eat them when they die. They're also the kind of boomers who have PRIVATE PROPERTY signs up all over the place and that sort of thing. Does my head in that does, there's one house who never answers, they haven't even got a front door, they've got a sign up on the gate saying if no one answers leave it behind the gate but then they've got all these cameras and other signs saying private property this and that, never actually seen them but I'm sure one day they'll come rushing out having a go at me for putting the parcel behind the gate, they had 3 big packs of metal roofing sheets today, took the piss desu, heavy as fuck, barely fit in the car, probably ended up bent but not my problem
>>82608784There would still be drama if he posted off trip. YOU'RE HIM!!!!!!, type posts. It's happened for the last month. I've seen loads of posts like that.
Mommy's very angry lids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0nKCSY5UK4
>me? i always check online to see if a film is any good before i watch it.
This isn't hunting behaviour britfeel x
Hang on... this is gonna be bad x
>>82608821I check the plot out, rather than the reviews or rating. >>82608827It's too close to bedtime for me.
I went to a works christmas do once, got hammered, early to bed, and woke myself up singing this in my sleep. Went downstairs and listened to it on repeat for hours.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahAwiyrbC84
90% of film critics will go "ah yes another spectacular romp by Marvel...it may not be high art, but it's great popcorn fun!"and yet 4 in 10 of them say this flick is NOT good, or even bad?
In bed now you know lads going to sleep and you can't stop me
>>82608889>going to sleep and you can't stop mei can try.e.g. you know that thing about swallowing spiders in your sleep? was actually a total myth. comes from some joke list in a magazine. however, they WILL crawl on you. quite possibly tonight, even.
Certain people want want to put me downi'm back and no ONE dictatatates what I do xWelcome to my world faggots x
based Kermode, mature enough to admit he was WRONG about Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEyY26VEdy0but it took a millennial (that he happened to be related to) for him to reconsider. only now, at the end, does he understand.
It;s a fucking warning 2 thems
>>82608952Revenge of the Sith is marginally better than Attached of the Clones but The Phantom Menace is still the best of the prequels.
Who the fuck are you supFposed to beFuck off or ill stab you to death
Just got me smackhead mate kicked out the group chat. My era now. Nobody oppose me x
>my schoolgirl animes aren't loadingthink i need my hard drive checked.
A lot of people will soon learn this is my era.I am coming x
So are you lads even gangstalked or do you not suffer despite your government creating the programCause I'm a yank
>>82609083You are a phantom, a shadow of an evil already faded. I will remember your defeat and nothing more.
>>82609000i just enjoyed them all as a kid/teenager. but yeah kids are thick, shiny objects, etc.as an adult i appreciate different things in films, including Star Wars. i mean the first ever Star Wars had some dodgy acting and wobbly effects. people just look over those.the 3D CGI in The Phantom Menace was new and cutting-edge at the time, even if it's 'aged' the worst. but the physical locations, and the designs of everything, i think that peaks in TPM. i don't have that /m/ mindset, but i understand why people like those cross-section books they did.nobody cares about any of that with the new Disney ones. it's not even like the spaceships are bad, or anything, just not memorable. i remember the droid control ship. i remember what the Naboo ships were like. Theed and Mos Espa feel like actual, lived-in places.
Should have figured you were all evil trannies
How many miles of shit do you think you've shat so far?
although, FUCK these guys. feel like the worst late-90s/early-2000s wacky kids guff. just very out of place.
Phwoar gotten up me innitDreamt of [redacted] again too there
i have shat five hundred milesand i will shit five hundred moreat least, according to The Proctologist ;_;
>>82609110Music in Phantom Menace is incredible IMO
>>82609000Based. I love Phantom Menace. 2 and 3 maybe get a little bogged down in trying to be dark. Phantom Menace is just so pleasant. the pod race is great. The ships all look really slick and chromey. The Gungan city is a really cool environment.
>>82609183Duel of the Fates obvs, but i can't really think of any other tracks that stand out. although i'd recognise them all, if they were in a game or something. (going to have to google this buhhh-buh-buh-buhhh that's in my head now. during the Gungan battle, i think it is.)i need LINKS anon.
clumsy love story? yeah, sure.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wMiMDBHnJ0FUCK YOU. they are IN LOVE, okay? ;__;
*Repulses HHL's evil with the power of Kubala*
I'm still fucking here pal x
>>82609144An average of one shit a day, over 45 years = 16500 ish shits, probably shit 12 inch per shit. This is where my lack of maths skill will probably appear?12 inch per shit, is about 198000 inches of shit over 45 years. 63360 inches in a mile, so 198000 divided by 63360 = 3.125 miles?
I watch Jimmy Kimmel Trump is af facsisr x
he's back from his ban and on course to his wollox innature is restoring itself x
Have to be careful what I sayBring on the traingle GODs xThey no harm x
>Helperlad is denouncing Trump.Always knew he was a commie leftist antifa type.
Donald Trumpenstein.
>>82609366Have you seen any of the polarity "4chan leaks" videos? A podcaster on youtube. He's into his aylmaos. Good interviews as well.
Someone shop the coomerjak in and replace the van's writing with "gooning ideas" lol
>>82609623Give me a few to several minutes. Nuphotoshop is a bit weird, heavy on the use of generative AI. But it's aight.
>>82609623Okie dokie, will this do?
Din-din warming up right now is it
>>82609773I missed some bits on the steering wheel. Touched it up.
wtf is going on in here tonight lads???
HHL here here I don't liike how my people have been treatred. We're not animals
They like me but they really don't like you.I don't get involved in politics.
Just noticed I had wrong charger in this whole times. Fucking hell.
LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL XXXhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJO3ROT-A4E
Fascism in full control tonight lids xFuck the the royal family x
>LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL>One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful (Official Video)
Been pushed suicdes all me lifelNo one care about the likes of me xxx
I'M A FUCKING LOSER. WHAT ARE YOU?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3a4OQR-10M
>i hate sanddon't go to the sand planet and meet sand-people then, you dafty. those murders are on YOU.
Foodington digesting rn stillPhwoar
2018 vibes xAnitfa is terrorrisms xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddJqNY__9U8
>meesa proposefucking hell imagine being Jar Jar, knowing the Emergency Powers Act was 'your' fault.fucker must have been found dead years later. cheap whiskey in one hand, fired blaster in the other.
I seen open support of Antifa here. Antifa is a terrorist organization nows. It illegal now.|Report it bros x
I'm pro Trump.Antifa terrorists want to destroy Britain and hand it over to the Muslims.We have to fight lads. All jokes aside. Now is the the time to pick sides.
me? i support Antifa, and i endorse Palestine Action.
>>82610816i like whoever doesnt like the jews
>>82610816Antifa is a terrorist orgaization
Getting wissed up me xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
They should just rename to the more accurate Antiwhite
fuck it, im going to bed, finally can go driving again tomorrow so i wont be bored shitless anymore>tfw making shit loads of money even though i have nothing to spend it onand before anyone says anything, no im not shippy
This is not what i voted for.White-working class are being mocked,It stopped being funny a long time ago.
Tory hate the white working-classLabour like to humiliare the white white working-classWhat's the difference? Choose ya poison,
>>82610824you like a lot of people, then.
Muslim landlords ripping off poor English people.It's a Labour Britain. Grim 2007 style x
didn't they decide that shit like "from the river to the sea" was terrorist-speak?how does that one work now, then?
Muslim landlords own a lot of private housing in Sunderlanand. It open secret xThey don't even do repairs or nowt. They treat White English like scum,
I would rather kill myself than pay rent to a Muslim landlord. Fuck that noise.It's lile the ultimate humiliation ritual.
>>82611072>pay rent to a Muslim landlordNgl that sounds grim af. I wonder how many English people are renting to Muslim landlords in this country. Grim and depressing af.
Never forgetTories are pro-Muslim landlords over working-class English.
Wissed af me. Fuck the lot of yas x
Been pushed suicides all me life. NO ONE CARE ABOUT LOSERS LIKE ME,
Spaffed very hard just now me
Sign tapper Chads can't stop taking W's
Early Trump era music x2017 xxxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um7pMggPnug
March 2017 vibes xxxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH9ilfAZHOs
Those two posts are soundspacker btw for the mongs yesterday saying he's long gone from here lol wtf. He posts most nights. Good lad.
We need a leader not a cheerleaderFuck Farage x
>>82611368cor the sounds broke his brain.now he's on that 'sign tapper' shit. they're doing something-or-other-about woke!!!i do not appreciate this, because a friend and i use the same Simpsons scene as an allegory for something else. so you can't have it.
we all spaff, do we notwe are together, in spaff solidarity
N0BODY IS CIVIL ANYMORE Xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbliHNs4q14
I'm scum they say I'm bottom of society.Middle-class people and the rich are bettet than me, They are Truman Show tier.Fuck Qatar x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnVrTvHU1ns&list=RDcnVrTvHU1ns&start_radio=1&pp=ygUUdGhlIHdhaWZzIGxpZ2h0aG91c2WgBwE%3D
EVERYTHING BURNS Xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAgGqQDv32k&t=1s
No pussy no work. Let immigrants slave for poverty wages.
You're all so boring x
All you care about is money x
time to watch the sequeli remember Helper's review. not sure if i'd agree about Gaga, but we'll see.
Have you come to DESTROY ME britfeel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNPahqVkNFA
I'm sorry britfeelfor all of it x
need to watch Revenge of the Sith next but i didn't have it downloaded. mad how Jar Jar just caused all the Star Wars.
fucking helll maybe power trying come back onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIhMj76QwS8
>>82611611fuggin AI James Earl Jones.it gets the voice right, but it doesn't add the right emotion or enunciate in the right places.
>>82611690Pipe fucking downs x
What the fuck xxxCROSSLID DON'T MOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=500Fvom_GqM
Listen losers.Am getting wissed then crashing out.I live that NEET life. I do what I want x
What happened to us xxxxWe're all Truman Show tier now xxx
Finishing off me wooze but am stopping here. I sleep on the couch.I don't care about equality and diversity. Labour 2009 vibes. Fuck that. Muslim women are better than Englishmen. Who gives a fuck xFuck off to 2009 x
I was homeless back in 2018 and the only people who threw me change was white people. Muslims, especially Muslim women wouldn't even look me in the eye.I'll never forget that x
When I was homeless back in 2018 I'll never forget the kindness of the old man who gave me the tea and the ten pounds for some food as I hadn't had out to eat for 3 days and I was starving. I don't know where he is now but I hope he is going strong. He was one of the good guys.
Neck these beers off then garn beddingtons.Don't EVER doubt me again
Englishmen got no power.Englishmen are weak.Americans say jump Englismen say how high x
Muslims say jump Englishmen say how high.Muslims take the piss out of English lads. Even if Reform gets in they say they they'll still fuck our English lasses. Labour 2009 vibes x
Trump is right.Our country is going to hell x
Rather be pro-British in 2025 then be pro-Muslim aka diversity and equality in 2009.Cringe af. English teachers teach than anti-racism.ENGLISH LADS NEED TO LEARN THAT 2009 ERA ANTI-RACISM. HEIL GLOBALISM.
Remember that mixed raced poem in English class back in 2008. Made me think. Made me reflect. That poem showed me the way.I support the status quo x
Listen I support capitalism and Islam x2009 style xSponsor me x
What precisely was meant to be conveyed by this
>>82612121>>82612132backtracking now are we seany boy? scared of getting banned?
BURN EVERYTHING LIKE GASOLINEHEIL HITLER Xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WinGsziDOH0
Come on bros I won't get political if you don't x
>>82612200Political opinion on lads who can't help but piss their cute little nappies?
Bit of Britney nowsDreamcore vibes getting bashed out crossy knows the score90s era man xxxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4
Sean you stink take a shower
>>82612225>tfw you go to fart but inadvertently flood your nappy with shit
Fat english women make me want tu kill mysekf 2009 style xEmbarrassing x
>>82612252A lot of fat women in this video but it didn't seem to bother you then
I'll fucking kill myself the English people are so fucking stupid. They are all brainrotted x
me finks when me get me dole money buy a couple cans of kestrel an ang out in the park with the lads proper
DON'T GO INTO THE LONG GRASShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr1MvzAr26E
>>82612343Because if they went into the grass, they'd tread on you, you supine, incontinent little worm.
>>82612357CRINGE AF LMFAOYOU SURE SHOWED THAT HELPER;ADPOINTS ON THE BOARD LMFAO
>Because if they went into the grass, they'd tread on you, you supine, incontinent little worm.Ngl this was the winning comment. I can't recover from this. This destroyed me. It's fucking over.I'm never going to post again. Goobye lids. Thanks for sharing this journey with me x
White American women deserve to suffer,This makes me want to kill myseld xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfXR954Cx9c
Took a shidd just now didn't i
You fail to understand.I am the present.I am the "NOW".I'll navigate anything me. Took over in 2017 and I'll take over 2025 x
>HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA 66 posts, state of your life lad
I AM FUCKING EVERYTHINGKILL ME IF YOU WANT ME TO STOP POSTING OR BAN ME AGAIN YOU AIN'T GOT THE BALLS
Fuck work lmfao xObama era cringe xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GL9JoH4Sws
slept for nearly 10 hours but still tired af reckon i have cancer or something like that
>en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mechelen_incidentLuv WW2 lore tidbits like this meYou keep learning new things
Joker 2 was meh. see what they're saying, just boring.sleepy times now.
I'm going nowhere pal x
Shall be procuring some sorely-needed supplies semi-soonish, me
It's over xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3a4OQR-10M
How it should be xHeil comrades xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIF-zPxeq2E
When HHL speaks I listen
>>82612567does hhl even post here any more?
We will take over EuropaAppease the capitiist Americans for now tFrom Croatia to Spain we will establish a National Socialist regime. They will all go back and we will reject Jewish American corporate capalism x
>>82612575No he died, sometimes I think I can hear his ghost whispering but it's just my imagination.
>>82612589I encourage you to have sex, it feels great.
>>82612135In the same predicament lad.
140 today, probably have to do return trip again, doubt I'll fit it all in
How many nappies does Sean go through when he's drinking all night?
looks like the little man passed out again
>>82612538Fat bitches should know their fucking place. I blame desperate gooners like you for inflating their egos.
>efukt.com/24525_Too_Smart_For_Anal_Sex.html>That blathering montage kicking in at 1m05sJesus my sidesKinegraphique/10
somebody should send him a reddit cares message
>The AI hitler excerptLMFAOHe's definitely lurkan too
I'm uh, I'm thinking of turning over a new leaf...
Kek this was a gucci one. Lost a little at the ending as well Good kino this
Kino-on-the-naze
Only kino I need desu
everything i enjoy is taken away form me. hhl was right. fuck the lot
Moussa Kadri, 59, was given a 20 week suspended sentence for his attack on a man outside the Turkish consulate.He approached the man and asked what he was doing. The man responded that he was burning the quran. Mr Kadri said 'wait here', left for a while and then returned with a knife and tried to kill the man. He later justified his actions by saying he was 'defending his religion'. The man he attacked is now in hiding as police have informed him there are credible threats against his life.He was caught on video, in public, using a knife to try and stab and slash at a man. This is quite clearly a case of attempted first degree murder and yet he will not spend a single second in prison. In fact, it sends an unambiguous message that if you try to murder someone for insulting islam then not only will you not receive any punishment, the person who insulted islam will, functionally, be prosecuted for causing distress to muslims and be forced into self-imposed imprisonment.Who the fuck is pretending that we have anything other than a two-tier justice system? Would a judge give zero jail time to a white christian who tried to stab someone for burning a bible and justified it by saying they were 'defending their religion'? Fuck off. This shit has to end.
Fucks sake, have a year off from this board then come back and all the tripfags are gone so we can have some nice conversations. After a couple of weeks hhl is back and it's back to his bullshit spam. Why can't I have nice things?
>>82612960He was gone for like a month and it was lushJust a shame it was ruthmong and/or inceltard spamming it up in his place
>>82612898The prosecutors need to be brought up on charges of conspiracy.
>>82612898Thank you for this citation-less post that I'm sure is completely neutral, unbiased, and specified everything exactly as it happened with no omissions of context whatsoever.
>>82612983https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFD9Uluio7AHere you go lad! It's quite simple really. The judge looked at this video and thought naaaahhhhh, this guy shouldn't go to jail. After all, he was defending his religion. Can you imagine the distress that seeing someone burn the quran caused him?
>>82612983If this is bait then fair enough. But if it's not bait, I'm honestly curious what sort of context you think might exonerate the attacker given the circumstances and video evidence?
>>82612855not rite how morty had to do ten fucking years in the canhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0z62IALjqM
>>82613025TEN FAAAAAAAAHHHHHHKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNG YEARS!!!!!
>>82613019>I'm honestly curious what sort of context you think might exonerate the attackerI'm not legal savvy enough to know, but I assume the man who was attacked was being aggressive or inciting violence himself, or things like if you plead guilty to a crime you can get off with a lot.The context made it worse really as he did shout things like "I'll fucking kill you". The only thing I can think the judge worked with is he pleaded guilty and ended up not actually using the knife, fuck knows it does seem dumb.
>>82613071This video breaks down the judge's sentencing remarks:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVK_SXblCigBasically the result seems to come from no clear line of thought. The judge openly accepts all aggravating circumstances, says that what he did was abhorrent, utterly disgraceful, dangerously violent, meets the custody threshold and that the legal system needs to send a clear message that this behaviour is unacceptable... and then simply chooses to suspend his sentence.The judge also refers to the quran as the 'holy quran'. Seems like odd wording to be honest. Again, I know it's all just banal at this point, but 'what if it was the other way around??'. Would a judge really let a white christian man who attacked someone for burning the bible get away with a suspended sentence and refer to the bible in passing as the 'holy bible' and accept that burning it would be sufficient reason to not go to jail for trying to murder someone with a knife? I just don't see it. For all the rhetoric that the government puts out about knife crime when it actually happens they just do fuck all. It's a big joke.
>>82613071>but I assume the man who was attacked was being aggressive or inciting violence himselfErr, no? He was standing outside the Turkish consulate and burned a quran saying that "islam is a religion of terrorism". You might not like those words, but does that mean someone trying to kill that man with a knife in broad daylight is justified in doing so? Ridiculous if you ask me.
>>82613116>Err, no?I know that now, but that's just an example of the sort of thing /pol/bait likes to avoid mentioning usually, hence my scepticism.
Somewhere in Sunderland a spacker is passed out on his couch
>>82613236>couchFOY lol
My laptop (window) battery is fucked, runs like 30 minutes max before it's empty. Could Linux fix this? Don't have the money for a new laptop atm.
>>82613277If you run a very light distro like arch then you could probably squeeze a bit more juice out of it, but fundamentally your problem is hardware. Can you replace the battery without getting a new laptop?
>>82613277Yeah Linux will be less power hungry than Windows most of the time, but a fucked battery is still a fucked battery.Like the other lad said, in the past I swapped out my batt for another one and extended its life. It even made it last long, but it was this weird shape that made it annoying to have on my lap as it "stuck out" to have extra capacity.
I like me a T H I C C battery oh aye x
>>82613311Aye yeah mine was one of themWorked quite nice on a desk as it angled the keyboard for me (although i think thats bad for RSI but who cares)Just on my thighs it was more awkward
If using a laptop at home, I take the battery out (if possible) and just use the power pack as a source of power.
>>82613339I've been tempted to do stuff like that but for my phone.Was tempted to get one of them portable power banks that charge with solar, leave it out in the garden on sunny days, then charge things like my phone/speakers off of it to save on the leccy. I imagine it's nowhere near as convenient or quick as I expect though, and they ain't cheap to begin with.
>>82613354I was looking into solar power packs, I was going to buy a mini bitcoin miner, have it powered by solar. It wouldn't have got much, but there's a small chance of mining a block. Hit that, it's basically money for free. Obviously a miniscule chance of doing it, but there's still a chance. But I never did it.
Barely been promptan today and these cuckGPT moneylenders are already hitting me ovah me 'ead with paywalls out the wazoo Quite mind-boggling is it not
>>82613291>>82613295>Can you replace the battery without getting a new laptopDidn't even think of that, bit of mong moment by me. Thanks I'll do this.
We are and have been for a while now coming out and speaking in the public and we're proclaiming to the public that we are speaking on the behalf of - or rather we are sent by the command of the Imam of The Time, Imam Al-Shippy, the 12th Imam, Ahmed Al Greg Austin Al-Askari
Can't be arsed again rn
On the dole again
>>82613433Easy done mate, especially for some laptops where they make it a fucking pain to replace. They want you to forget you can repair shit to make you buy new.
Look at the baldy security foreign mong start to lose his cool. Even the staff get mad at the security mong for being so powerless.https://youtu.be/uI-5dC8JRds
Imagine being an immigrant that has a job at the jobcentre and questioning if you're on benefits.
>Helen Marks' 19-year-old son Ryan Beggs has been enrolling in apprenticeship courses at Belfast Metropolitan College for the past two years but has been unable to find an employer to take him on.Why can't he get a job lads? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz69p1p99eqo
Just woke up on that couch me wtf bros xStanding back and standing by x
>>82613597Not gonna lie he looks like his IQ is around 75-80. Even for bottom of the barrel unskilled manual labour there's a limit.
>>82613597I think it's because businesses need more incentives from the government to take on apprentices
R went sobbing to her father like a little girl instead of being a mature adult.
If only she was a mature adult like you, utterly sexless and living with your mum like a prepubescent child
>>82613606I thought he was a mong but he speaks fine.>>82613621No they can just hire another apprentice and not pay full wages.
Yeah well what kind of Englishman are you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY
>>82613646They're not hiring enough apprentices lad that's the problem. They need more incentives to do so.
>>82613632I don't go crying to mummy when someone makes fun of me. Moving out and being a slave is actually worse financially for people like me. I'm just making sensible decisions. I don't care if it costs the state because the current system will never benefit me.
I know what Reuters is x
>>82613671You come crying to us because women don't want to get into a relationship with you. That's worse. Especially because it's fucking obvious why no woman would go near you. You're like an anchor that would drag them down to the bottom of the ocean
>>82613672I actually don't. I know it's something to do with the news but I have no idea what it is.
>>82613671>I don't go crying to mummy when someone makes fun of me.You're constantly crying about other shit.
apprentices and entry level jobs are the most ruined right now i think. nobody wants to train if training takes more than a day per warehouse training for example.>>82613671it's more accepted in some of the middle eastern cultures we have brought here, the eldest son is supposed to remain anyways and his parents' house becomes his and his wife moves in, while he is the caretaker of his now elder parents. it's sweet that way. i wouldn't want to throw my parents to a shitty care home. alas, i'm still very very young, if it was possible to get my own home i would, but like everyone else in this economy we're fucked on house prices.
Welper manning a checkpoint outside Flamingo Land during the civil war. Oh aye.
>>82613690>I actually don't. I know it's something to do with the news but I have no idea what it is.It's British folks. It's British.>>82613709How it should be x
>>82613709His long neck would be a massive disadvantage on the battlefield
Might have walk over maccies me,
Wops abandoned her channel. She never cared did she? She's probably found something more exciting to do like shagging.
>>82613672What about AFP?
>>82613748Exactly. During a war he'd be in the navy, not the army. Serving on a submarine as a periscope.
>>82613757Hope you get the Mayfair sticker lad. Wishing you all the luck in England right now.
>>82613758Imagine if you found something more exciting than stalking girls and whining about the fact they don't care to know you
They want this to be real so badly. Trump 2028 xStanding back and standing by xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbIXFnEEs3o
>>82613770Why the fuck would I care about that? I have no sexual feelings for wops.
>>82613781It's more complicated than that. You don't actually fancy her, but you feel like you should be able to get an ugly girl like that. The fact that even a hideous girl wants nothing to do with you is galling to you.
>>82613777Trump is a retard, no wonder you like him. Would you suck him off, lad?
>>82613757Mum getting me 4 double cheeseburgers and 2 medium shakes tomorrow that I won on wonopoly. Plus me usual meal.
>>82613798She's a lesbian snob and calls lads like me ancient. I couldn't stand a nasty woman that bullies her brother anyway.
Let's be honest. Trump can't step down in 2028. The West needs him. When Trump goes it's full blown chaos. Fuck Vance x
Xbox is pulling a Dreamcast lads. They're starting not to sell any consoles at some retailers. The price never came down, only gone up. Sucks to be an Xbox lad.
>>82613823Vance is decent, lad. He'd be fine taking up the reins, obviously with Trump just a phone call away the whole time.
Petite, attractive 18yo lasses to grip my veiny arms as I drop my seed into them.
Wofvefe o'clock almost is it
Knocking back these last few brasseries now then garn Maccies xMight ring Steve can't even remember leaving his last night x
>>82613805Mate. You're doing it all wrong. Double cheeseburgers don't give you the stickers. What you need to order to get as many stickers as possible is >Large Big Mac meal >Extra fries>Mcflurry That is 16 stickers. With the 1/4 chance to win that is another bag full of free food.
>>82613854Honest question, lad, how much money do you get a month? Does that have to cover your housing too or is that paid for separately? You seem to be ripping through booze and takeaways which aren't cheap. Just wondering how you afford it all.
>>82613859>Extra friesWhy is the yank still here?
>>82613823It a shame she'll never have an easy life now.
>>82613861He's on UC (410) LCWRA (418) and PIP (At least 480+) Also housing benefit will pay for the assisted living accommodation so he's on well over 1600 a month. Might be wrong though. Well over a a grand.
>>82613859No what I mean is I won all them double cheeseburgers the other week. I know the meals to get.
>>82613867Their called fries in McDonald's you spacker. Do you go in and say large Big Mac meal with extra large chips? munter.
>>82613877Oh right. Lucky lad. Apologies I read the message wrong.
We all losers in life xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3a4OQR-10M
>>82613861Honestly? I get like like 2k a month in spackerbux, It's enough to pay the rent and mong out on the reg. It's not a fortnute but it's enough for me.
>>82613909Fucking hell lad. Our helper Living it large.
>>82613909>honestly?Then he lies lol. You get about 900 quid max.
>>82613861n AB's video, a security guard mentioned that some of the "homeless" individuals receiving free food from charities are on pip on 1600
If motorbikes were invented today they would be banned immediately. Same with airplanes.
>>82613948Quick google would tell you that's impossible but keep believing bollocks on dodgy youtube videos
Government cranking through a third of a trillion quid a year in various benefits. Mental.
Honestly I'm just glad me laptop ain't broke x
>>82613984BBC has thing has autists claiming 30,000 a year.
>>82613999That includes housing benefit, child benefit for multiple children, etc etc. And it's not 30k a year. It's the equivalent of a 30k a year salary, post tax.Should have paid attention in media studies lad. Seems like a fake subject but a bit of understanding of media literacy might have stopped you from getting deceived every single day
Spending wildly out of control and all they can do is spend more and more and make us pay for it more and more. Why don't they ever just admit they got it wrong and try something new?
Listen I'm from Sunderland.We're friednly enough but don't fuck us over.
>>82613989Our GDP is 2.2 trillion, It's roughly 10% of our GDP. Benefits has been 10% of our GDP since 2015. Don't forget 60% of the welfare budget is on pensions and the year on year rising costs of the triple lock.
>>82614003Its actually over 30,000 a year since since you have to add tax onto it to get the same salary you would working
>>82613999I'm earning absolutely nowhere near that. If I was living on my own in the heart of London I might be.
>>82614020No lad. Read carefully. Lol. Fucking mong
Pub landlords committing insurance fraud.
>>82614034R's dad in shambles.
>>82614034With energy prices and inflation it's the only way to keep a business viable.
>>82614032Yes she basically on 38k if you include the tax
Still waiting for my energy bills to come down, Ed. Any day now I'm sure...
>>82614049You must be the thickest mong on the planet
>>82613948Yeah saw that too. People really take the piss. Needs to be means tested. I'd never donate to a food bank charity because it's mostly single mums who choose to open their legs for a living (sprogs bring in more money from the state) and immigrants who shouldn't even be here in the first place.
>>82614058Proved him wrong now he seething LOOOOOOOOOL
>>82614061Her daughter will get a few good years of OF content (when she turns 18 ofc) before she hits the wall.
Wait what am I missing with this then? If someone is on bennies for 30k then functionally they're on the equivalent of someone making about 38k without bennies because you have to account for what the government takes in taxes, no?
THERE'S ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND Xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGrES89AKz4
>>82614061Can't imagine being so desperate you'd sleep with someone that fat and ugly.
>>82614078>If someone is on bennies for 30k then functionally they're on the equivalent of someone making about 38k without bennies because you have to account for what the government takes in taxes, no?Correct
>THERE'S ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND X
>>82614078Don't know how you'd be on 30K a year. I get PIP and ESA for autism but it only works out 11K a year. Not exactly a small fortune.
if i was born a woman id just fucking keep getting my tits out all the time
>>82613757So live within walking distance to a McDonalds? That narrows it down thanks I'll add it to the file
>>82614111If you were born a woman you would only do this for chad, you wouldn't want to do it for the sort of man you are right now
He's not wrong. It doesn't have to be romantic love, that's just a part of the emotion love. Love yourself, love your family and frens.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnLE0N87T6k
>>82614120I'd just find a rich lesbian sugar mummy me
>>82614078Yes. But the article says that she's on the equivalent of someone making 30k after tax. Not on 30k in bennies. No one is on 30k in bennies.
>>82614102I don't even care anymore. Britain is heading towards either an xtreme left-wing government or a fascist government. Pick your side now. Nothing we can do about it now. Farage needs to go full 14/88 but he'll cuckout and try to be the male Thatcher. Which just means more decline in the long term.
>>82614120no id just flop them out for the sake of it, just when i was at home on my own, press them up against the mirror and such
>>82614127NTA but, that's all good, until you get caught in the rain and she starts to fall apart.
>>82614133Stop talking about politics like you actually know anything you mong. Stick to impersonating giraffes and shitting your nappy during Spacker F.C. matches.
>>82614129Oh I see that's fair yeah most people aren't, but I wouldn't be so sure to say nobody is. There are people on basically every bennie you can imagine that also live in central london and get motability and stuff. There really are benniemongs out there who receive the equivalent of like 50k a year which is approximately just under 70k without bennies. Of course they're the very tip of the bell curve but the fact that such a thing is even possible is disgraceful.
>>82613909>2k a monthMore than Footrat lmao
>>82614133Won't be fascist when unless you're talking muslim fascism? UK white population will hit under 50% in 2070
Grown man. 1:30 PM, Thursday. Actually used the phrase 14/88. He's on benefits.
>>82614185>Grown man. 1:30 PM, Thursday. Actually used the phrase 14/88. He's on benefits.You done him lad
>>82614153You're the very tip of the bell end big man
>>82614205Your mum was at the tip of my bell end last night lad
>>82614185Do you have issues with 24hr time?Stop being a seething faggot. Kek.
>>82614039>>82614040Just seems very suspicious doesn't it? Criminal damage from months ago? No evidence supplied of the "damage" either. The whole pubs are struggling post-COVID meme must be getting stale five years on so the news won't promote stuff like that anymore. I'm sure he's raking it in anyway. She loved to boast about Waitrose, going on holidays several times a year, multiple festivals and having expensive DSLRs. Not to mention she always somehow gets into the top marathons. Need other ways to make money when you don't get free promotions on the news. The middle class can't stand the fact they are a little bit poorer now. Least Scottish lass is genuine.
>>82614171The Muslim population of Britain in 2070 will be 0%. Horrors are coming. You can't just humiliate White men for decades and get away with it.
We all knew that the lower end would be those sorts of names, but to me what's really interesting is that even among the actual Danish names you can see a clear trend between lower class/poorer (what we would think of as 'chavvy' names) and the more middle/high class names.
>>82614072Expect she is thinking about it. Probably done lots of slutty trashy tiktoks by the time she was 16. OF is for trashy low iq women who have no talents beyond their sex appeal.
>>82614234i'd like to see you try retard, and those like you. i can be muslim first but british is joint leading, you make a move, i will colonise your entire bloodline chief. your race means nothing, to be a white man you need to be a human in the first place. you're "fighting for white men" come off it you're a troglodyte.
>>82614072She is 18 in that BBC news article. SLUT. She got her cleavage out intentionally and is probably making money from being one.
>>82614234Kek you are literally the most dangerous person alive in Britain right now,
>>82614234You will get no pussy and Muslim continue to rape poor white girls in care homes thanks to Labour. Go on lad go spray some racist graffiti, burn a Qur'an or something.
When "it" happens and you know it will happen. I will send nukes flying at every major capital in the world. We have to prepare to take power in the post-Trump age.
Garn meet Steve at shop nows.Fuck the lot of ya x
>>82614253It's almost like there's a flawed methodology going on there
Why she get to live in our country and take a very high in demand type of career (marketing)? There are British people that need careers. Are there no jobs in Turkey? Did she leave a traumatic past? Her wealthy father got her into England. She's very privileged and spoilt.
>>82614346the correct response to you is "cope amk"
>>82614346Housing is in demand lad. Why do you get to take up a bedroom?
me? wouldnt mind going to sandbach one day, looks quite lovely there
>>82614358I'm not female. I don't get to be hired by men who want young women in an office. I'm not female HR who pick women only.>>82614364My country. My land. Turkey wouldn't let me in and get to live there all the time just for working. There's simply too many immigrants white and coloured.
intrigued by the steve fella
>>82614387How is it "your country" when you hate it and contribute nothing? You deserve nothing of this country. She works. She's welcome here. You're not.
>>82614387NTA but if you had employable skills you would be fine in turkey, why not be mad at the ones that come in and dont work instead
>>82614408>>82614417lads this is a pointless argument, he does this schtick every day and will never change
>>82614408Not him but...I don't need to contribute when there are no jobs because of immigrants. It's a lottery. Even a shit job for an unliveable wage is a privilege now. It's best to leech...that way the government is taught a lesson that working should pay for a good life.
>"iT's My CoUnTrY!"why>"well, because, uh, I WAS BORN HERE and MY ANCESTORS WERE TOO (from X-year - 2025)ok and i was born here too and i work and you don't>"OkAy WeLl It'S nOt ThE sAmE you want to bring SHARIA and you are a rapist and criminal"no not really
If I work I may make it more difficult for an immigrant to find work in this great country. I'm helping immigrants get a better life.
I love the idea of my country, I hate what it has become.England is an eternal thought in the mind of God. Its current degraded state does not matter. If there were no gods at all I'd still revere them. If there were no England, I'd dream of her.
>>82614088Yeah can you imagine a fat ugly man getting sex while living on benefits? What a loser. Women can get sex any time and stay on benefits. Even the ugly fat beasts. Yet women think men have it better in life overall. Cunts.
>>82614471There's loads of jobs out there. You just can't be arsed
In that communal garden nows. Sun blazing dreamcore styles. Might have to fuck off this pool tonights. End of an era z
>>82614481God hates anglicans
Honestly I don't even think he lives in Sunderland at this point, all just playing a character.
Was kinda hoping Unite the Kingdom would turn into a riot. People are fucking too scared these days. They can't lock them all up.
>>82614557What did you do when you were there to try to trigger a riot lad?
>>82614557Did you go to a unite the kingdom rally?
>>82614551I'm an atheist, lad. The point is that England represents more than simply a spot on the map that people live in. English people are, unironically, the main characters of the universe.
>>82614537Ghost listings for data harvesting and to make companies look like they are growing for more investment. The few that are available have high turnover because of terrible working conditions (women never do these jobs btw) or are zero-hours. Give me comfy job where I sit around listening to music most of the day and only do an hour or two of work in a full shift.
>>82614547Doesn't the smell of the bins make it awful to be in when it's hot?
>>82614583This is why I use GNU/Linux. Imagine supporting women like this. Real men develop better, non spying operating systems for free.
>>82614563>>82614573I don't have means to get there. No one would've joined in if I started anything anyway.
>>82614597This, linux is objectively better in every way. Anyone willingly giving money to microshit or twattle at this point is just a fucking moron and shouldn't be using a computer at all desu. I genuinely hate how computers are now mass market systems.
>>82614573Can't go to a rally if you don't have shoes, lad.
>>82614417I'm not going to travel to work. I shouldn't have to. Every British man should be given the best jobs over an immigrant.
>>82614583>Give me comfy job where I sit around listening to music most of the day and only do an hour or two of work in a full shift.I have one of those. I'm doing it right now. The reason I have one is because I'm very highly skilled. I spent my 20s learning to do valuable shit so that in my 30s I could add a lot of value in a short amount of time. You spent your 20s playing Runescape. That's the difference.The idea that totally unskilled people get these jobs is bullshit. I've worked in lots of offices where they hired pretty girls to do pretty girl type jobs. The jobs were easier than being a coal miner or something, but they were still jobs and they still had to work.
>>82614636So much bullshit lad. We all know nepotism is rife. We all know diversity favours women, LGBT cult lovers and immigrants. The white male like me is bottom of the pile.
>>82614645How come I'm a white male and (like many other white males) I'm far above you in the pile?
>>82614645Nepotism is only rife under very specific circumstances. For the vast majority of all jobs nepotism doesn't come into it at all. You simply apply for a job, hopefully get an interview and then you either get it or don't. The specific circumstances where it does apply are in very, very niche industries that also allow for some kind of generational continuity, think really high end finance roles, a miniscule fraction of all available jobs; OR in industries that are heavily dominated by immigrants that proactively hire within their ethnic clique. Indians are a particularly egregious example of this.
>>82614613It's so pathetic what Microsoft are doing. Killing millions of computers less than ten years old because of Windows 11 having some insane requirements. They've started offering trade-ins where you get maybe 30 quid for your 1000 quid laptop. It's all a plan they worked out with manufacturers - we sell more operating systems, you sell more hardware if you follow these requirements.All your data will be used to train AI. It's not a safe operating system to use. They don't say anything about moving old computers onto GNU/Linux as another option.https://youtu.be/iHCj-M0kHv0
>>82614675Even in high end finance roles and other niche roles like that, it's not really nepotism. It's people hiring former colleagues they know and trust. That isn't nepotism per se.
>>82614680Yeah there's definitely caveats within those places where it does occur, I was just using it as an example. I don't think people appreciate just how non-nepotistic European societies are.
>>82614688Losers want to blame it for the fact they don't have a good job. Despite the fact they don't know how to do anything useful at all. It cracks me up
Xbox being killed off slowly. Microsoft forcing every one to buy new computers for Windows 11. What the fuck is going on?
Not even anti-abortion as such, just love making women angry with me by calming making the case for it when the topic comes up.
>>82614636Same as you lad, it lush.
Got my personal T480 running arch on the table next to my work X13 running whatever the latest version of windows is (it's dogshit). Wfh is lush.
>>82614705That Indiana jones game Microsoft put out last year must have cost well over 100M to produce only sold 400k on Xbox. That's shit. There's a reason Microsoft are porting their games over to other platforms is because xboners don't buy exclusives, they sit there playing fifa and madden all year every year.
>>82614775Imagine engaging with the exact same digital content day after day, year after year, never changing, never doing anything else... oh wait.
Have a friend who works for the national grid. Says they've been doing way more blackout drills/simulations than before. They all know the current path is unsustainable, they tell the government all the time. The government isn't interested in hearing it, there's not going to be a course correction, lads.
can we swap hhl for having shippy lollers an chika back?
>>82614886Fuck me I've been away for weeks, are they all really not back yet? Damn, feels like the world is moving on.
>>82614557I said weeks ago all this flag waving bollocks will loose steam as it accomplishes fuck allNo one wants to do anything because the government will have you by the balls so they all stand around waiting on some other cunt to start something
>>82614636>The idea that totally unskilled people get these jobs is bullshit. I've worked in lots of offices where they hired pretty girls to do pretty girl type jobs. The jobs were easier than being a coal miner or something, but they were still jobs and they still had to work.this is so fucking incorrect im laughing, my job in an office is total bullshit and I work for the government in a ''technical role'' and today I spent around 2-3 hours of doing actual work then the rest of the day ive done a poo, done some drawing, listened to multiple vids in regards to the caves on mars and had a nap. I'm also in my 20s.
>>82614886Swap HHL for Steve desu
>>82608674Is there a real spiritual dimension to reality lads? Is there such a thing as a soul?
>>82615120If there are either of those things I have yet to be convinced of them.
>>82615017I think you don't understand the point I was replying to. Ruthmong thinks that totally unskilled pretty girls get hired to do nothing. He's not talking about working with light technical skills for 3 hours a day. He's talking about no skills and 0 hours a day.
I used to think I was a bad person for looking at porn, saying slurs and trying to instigate fights. Now I realise literally every man except me in this country is basically a rapist or complicit in rape. The women aren't any better but it's more excusable as they are usually physically weaker. Now I'm smug as I know I'm better than every one and society is inherently evil.So tell me anons, why didn't you report that rape?
THIS IS NOT A DRILLREAL CHOON POSTING HOURS BANGERS ONLYAPUS TO THE DANCEFLOOR NOW!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k72LbswIXMQ
Why do Brits thing they're above a good hard days work? That's why immigrants are coming and taking all the jobs. Cause you lazy lot won't get behind the cash register at the local petty station. You think you're too good for that kind of work, do you?
>>82615204well hes got to do at least a bit ffs and has to be trainable
>>82615323Well it's a tricky one because I'm not working until every brown in the country is removed, "legal" and illegal.
>>82615380I'm in a similar boat where I'm not working until I'm getting regular, enthusiastic pussy from a non-fat biological female, "legal" or illegal.
>>82615022I'd swap HHL to a stale turd at this point
HHL does not live in Sunderland, he's lying to us.
>>82615397>enthusiastic pussyThis too
cor provisions are fucking eye wateringly expensive, why is shampoo and soap expensive, why is bogroll and cleaning spray so expensive? why is beef up to a fiver now for 500g?? its just crap isn't it, just these small things that add up
>>82615380>>82615397Sounds like neither of you lads are ever working again.
Lads if I posted a photo of my hairless arse on /soc/, would you go and give it a rate? Marks out of 10, points to improve etc. Looking for constructive criticism on my arse.
>>82615432For stuff like shampoo/soap, I bulk it off amazon mate.Still not like dead cheap, but I like the fact they tell you how much it is per litre or whatever and just pick the dead cheapest shit. Then it will last me for a good few months.Bog roll I legit only buy once a year at this point as I get fucking loads for not even that much really.
>>82615432I'll tell you why. Because they disrupted the economy and printed loads of money to save boomers from COVID. And that caused huge asset price inflation which mostly benefited - you guessed it - boomers.
If Ruthmong ever got a wife, he'd kill her. He'd never be good enough for her, and then he'd take her life away.
>>82615432Because we have:>printed money like it's going out of fashion but simultaneously suppressed wages and regulated ourselves into stagnant productivity growth>have ablated vast swathes of domestic production of almost every good imaginable>imported massive numbers of consumers to drive up demand without being able to increase production to matchAll of this is very predictable, basic economics. The only real question left to ask if why do they keep doing it when we all know what's going to happen?The only question left to ask: malice, stupidity or both?
>>82615467thats an idea, got a little bit of storage, just looked and I can get like 24 fucking rolls for a tenner, thats it im going to bulk buy the annoying shit I need to clean my flat and such then I can figure out the food thing. I want to live off of tuna perhaps as it has quite a bit of protein per can and cans aren't expensive BUT I'm worried about the mercury content, chicken quality is abysmal though and minced beef isn't very sustainable at this point, it used to be a lot cheaper but now its ridiculous. I can get non free ranged eggs for way cheaper which might have to happen despite it being mean to the chickens, but also I dont know what the quality of those eggs will be if they are stressed out in small cages, trying to find the balance between cost and quality.
>>82615514There's many sides of every economic argument lad. It's not a basic science
>>82615451I could give it a shot if you want me to, though I really am more of a woman arse appreciator.
Long day desu. Volume is getting ridiculous and it's only going to get worse. Need a van but I'm not paid enough to afford one lol
>>82615528>There's many sides of every economic argument lad. It's not a basic science.Technically yes, in reality, no. Supply and demand is real. Inflation is a monetary phenomenon. Taxation reduces, subsidies increase. There's no physical laws governing these things, but that doesn't mean they don't have real predictive value.
yep that settles it, bulk buying all my cleaning stuff and personal grooming items, might even get a bidet to stretch the bogroll out, wont need wet wipes if I have the arse soaker 9000 attached to my toilet. Could bulk buy rice as well, just live off rice and some sort of meat, not sure.
I could even use kitchen roll AS toilet paper, one less thing
>>82615542I'm not denying the existence of the things you're saying. I'm saying that other things exist too, which complicate the arguments you're making
Was once in a dire situation where was out of toilet roll and wet wipes. Had to use detol surface cleansers to wipe the shit from between my cheeks.
>>82615560I once used bleach floor wipes, not the best, surprisingly didn't hurt my bumhole
>>82615560I was in a similar situation once. I got my mum to put my bike up on a few books and she got on and pedalled the bike. I put the rapidly revolving bicycle tyre between my arse cheeks and the motion rubbed my bumhole clean.
another snatch of your civil liberties https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g54g6vgpdo
>>82615555They do on a more granular level, but at a macro, population-wide level they don't make a difference. QE causes inflation; sure in any minor given case you might be able to argue that 'well, no because this one recipient of government money buying their corporate bonds was actually shuffled off to some foreign bank account and so blah blah blah x/y/z', okay, but the vast majority of QE is just cycled back into asset prices which drives inflation so the end result is the same.
>>82615516It works for me mate. Annoying cleaning shit or "toiletries" I just get off amazon or somewhere that does them in bulk enough that its cheaper than individually buying them at tesco or whatever.As for food I dunno how cheap you need to go. Chicken is fucking stupid nowadays. I've actually had some luck with "cheap" fish, basically pollock. Anything that's just called "white fish" is pollock, and it's honestly still pretty tasty. A cheap man's cod.>>82615560I only ever had that once during covid. Everyone had been fucking retarded and panic bought all the spare bog roll and wetwipes, so I pulled out only like 1 or 2 wipes and had to make them work.In the end I started doing what I do now which is time my shits for just before I shower. Then I shit, wipe up the worst of it, and shower out the small leftovers. Saves me going too thorough with the wiping and makes the bog roll last even longer.
>>82615583>The government last year rejected a digital ID proposal suggested by former Labour Prime Minister Sir Tony BlairWonder how they'll justify THIS u-turn
>>82615560Necessity is the mother of invention, lad. Was once in a situation where I was at someone else's house and did a wicked horrid shit but there was no loo roll. Thinking quickly, I grabbed an ornamental basket of sea shells that was on the countertop in the bathroom. Picked the smoothest looking one and used it like a spade to dig the built up layers of shit from my arse. Someone was knocking on the door so I had to dispose of it quickly and so I just thought fuck it and slonked it down my mouth, quickly like a raw egg so I didn't taste it or feel the texture. In the end, everybody was none the wiser. I think I handled it pretty well.
Bumping into Zimmy in the Black feminist literature section in Waterstones and discussing our favourite Black feminist authors (we're both 6'6" btw)
>>82615597>pollockI'll have a look, I haven't looked at frozen meat, plain frozen chicken breasts or whatever, not sure how much they would be. I just want a sensible food bill, feel as though I have to really try to get it under 200 quid for the entire month, I managed it last month but 200 for one man is still kind of ridiculous.
>>82615606The justification is a crack down on illegals, but we know that's just bollocks because there are plenty of ways to crack down on illegals right now they just choose not to do so.
>3.45>frozen boneless chicken thighs 500gthats not even goooooood ffs for bottom of the barrel shite reeeeeeeeeeee why is it so expensive
>>82615587You're skipping some basics lad. QE isn't just "money printing", it's an asset swap that changes term premia. Immigration isn't just more mouths, there's also labour supply, dependency ratios, etc. And productivity isn't killed by regulation alone, it's zoning elasticity, grid bottlenecks and loads of intangibles.My point is that your arguments are really simplistic and only take into account a tiny number of factors and data points across an insanely complicated system.
>introduce digital id>illegals still exist>still working>still buying uber eats accounts>or outright id theftBrilliant. Nice work lads
>look up people complaining about food prices on reddit because I think we can all agree on this>well acshually i fink meat should be MORE expensive because its a life and we dont need meat because im a big flaming gay boy and I think that we can all just eat quorn instead.Fucking hate that website.
>>82615645>QE isn't just "money printing", it's an asset swap that changes term premia.It is money printing, just don't more complexly than in previous generations. But again the end result is the same - the value of every pound in your account drops. Is this really debatable?>Immigration isn't just more mouths, there's also labour supply, dependency ratios, etc.Immigration doesn't have to be just more mouths, but by and large it is, the majority of immigrants are not highly paid workers. The average number of dependents an immigrant brings in is 1-2 and by definition that dependent doesn't or can't work, so for every worker we're importing approx 1.5 other mouths that can't feed themselves. Lets also not kid ourselves that the quality of immigrants is atrocious and there are vast numbers of state dependents that don't contribute at all i.e. don't produce, but are still consuming so demand drives up.>And productivity isn't killed by regulation alone, it's zoning elasticity, grid bottlenecks and loads of intangibles.So it's not regulation alone it's also [other regulation] and [yet more regulation]? Well yeah I mean I agree. Look I get what you're saying in spirit, but ceteris paribus if you regulate (and holy shit does our government like to regulate) then you reduce prosperity, productivity, growth etc.I find that people try and make economics far more complex than it really is. The macro trends are very, very predictable.
>>82615674In theory we already have checks on the right to work and yet illegals still work illegally anyway, HHHHHMMMMMMMM HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY HAPPEN?!?!
>>82615674How will that stop them coming over, just so they can get paid a few grand to be deported.These digital ID'S are to be used for tracking people online, as soon the government will say you need it to go online.
No digital ID for me de lads x
>>82615323I'm not doing shit mundane jobs that women don't do.
>>82615683Lad if QE was just 'money printing,' Japan would've been Zimbabwe by now. It's asset swaps and risk premia, that's why trillions sat there for a decade without sparking inflation. On immigration, the whole '1.5 mouths per worker' thing is made up. Younger inflows improve dependency ratios and fill shortage jobs, the ONS numbers don't match the pub arithmetic.And calling every bottleneck 'regulation' is like blaming gravity for plane crashes. Some regs are dumb, some make productivity possible. Reducing it all to 'gov bad = growth down' isn't simplifying the needlessly complex, it's just skipping the homework
>>82615726I had a look at your hairless arse on /soc/, think it's a solid 8/10.
i am owed tuppence
>>82615755Fat Glaswegian fingers typed this post
>>82615767I actually typed it with my hairless arse. That's why I'm an average 9.4 on /soc/ arseratings and you're barely scraping a 7.2
I know a way we can stop them coming
>>82615777Come on lad, don't lie, Shippy is demolishing you in the arse rankings
Bunch of pooftahs, showing men your arse.
Another wrong'un.
>>82615790BN doesn't actually show his arse online, he just contrives elaborate fantasies in which his dollies compete for higher arse ratings.
the goverment will outsource the ID cards to be run by G4S who'll fuck it up and the data will be hackedsimple as
>>82615788Shippy is a 9.6 but only because his anus is bleached pink
>>82615705>The practicalities of the scheme will be subject to a consultation, which will also look at how to make it work for those without a smartphone or passport.I don't have a smartphone or passport. I will be the last to get one. Not that I'd accept digital ID unless they give me a passport (countersigned).
>>82615817>digital ID to be tied to arse ratings
as a neurodiverse child, i did not understand the Ali G joke, 'is it because i is black?', was about him NOT being black.i thought he was just black. i had never seen a black person IRL. he had darker skin, didn't look like a tan.
>>82615761There are plenty of untouched tuppences out there lad.
Phwoar de lads
>>82615842Average black cock enjoyer.
Can't stop thinking how much sex these asmr bints must have.
>>82615870Wonder how filthy they get with it
Did one interview today, was a rousing success and the recruiter told me they've asked to stop seeing CVs until they've done a face to face with me. Nice to have a bit of validation for how great I am, even if the job description is literally what I used to do for years at my old place, except they're paying 60k instead of 40. Told the other recruiter to go fuck themselves because they made me do a gay little quiz before the interview and then sent me a personality profile that said "here's three things our quiz has decided you're shit at, better come up with reasons why you're not before the interview". Shan't be treated like a child. Anyway that one was 65k but since I'm on 50 atm I can certainly abide a 10k raise. Netengchads keep winning, gonna take dogberg and wifeberg for a walk and go to the pub for dins and pints.
>>82615878She skin and bones. The bf must think "I wish there were a little more meat like the slags in my secret porn folder."
>>82615882Your well-prepared CV will be glanced over by a feminist and disposed of once she sees your name.
me? trying to work out a budget for the next year where I spend as little as possible and do nothing fun because I get paid 26,750 a year before tax for a specialised role and taxes rape me for 25% straight out of the gate per month, o it is looking grim, by doing nothing I'll increase the saving pot by 200 a month
>>82615897They've already seen my CV, given me an interview and then asked for a follow up interview? I understand the general point you're trying to make but it really doesn't apply. Small company anyway, hiring manager is a white man and it's a highly technical field, not some bullshit job where HR would necessarily be involved.
Damn good schnibbles, lad.Damn good schnibbles.
>>82615878It's probably a lot of oral and foreplay during a busy week. Full sex probably only a few times a month when they've got a place to themselves.
Say no to literature. Don't have your mind polluted by other peoples thoughts. If you allow yourself you will come to same conclusions on your own pace and with path that makes sense. Be a free thinker (like me).
>Under Kier Starmer's proposed digital ID scheme, citizens may soon see their social credit score fluctuate based not only on financial history and civic behaviour, but also on community-sourced "arse ratings" from the notorious /soc/ board on 4Chan. Officials insist this will "modernise democracy" by ensuring only those with a socially acceptable posterior will enjoy full digital rightsI've never posted my arse on /soc/. I will be the last to do it. Not that I'd accept digital ID anyway unless they gave me a full arse overhaul (blacked)
>>82615926You don't get it lad. You're not allowed to negate his excuses
No digital ID for me. They can just do whatever and assign one but I'll never raise a finger to verify.
>>82613262and yet, the actual Mackem calls it a couch:>>82611891you know why? we just use the word 'couch' up here. 'sofa' was always some down-south word, i had posh cousins who called it 'a sofa'.wait until you find out what Brummies call their mothers.
I will never post my arse online for the government. Not for Kier Starmer, not for anyone. They can do whatever they want but I'll never raise an arse to verify.
Makaveli reckons the new Silent Hill is the best game ever.
>>82616036He sounds like a fat poof to be honest.
cant wait to get me teeth straightened then I can actually smile, sick of looking like an extra off lord of the rings, got the physique and the hair for it and the teeth, ridiculous.
>>82614303i love this picture because it's like an optical illusion. 5 or 6 lads on a boat. wait, no. couple more....there are 12 people in this photograph.
bug life
>they rework the 'diddler' character to be a devout Christianpeople complain, but that's a pretty solid joke.nowadays everything's too international, wouldn't make it onto the telly. like that Avatar cartoon.
>>82615973frequently got bits of poo on me bum, chaps. They're coming for me
We have to take take away their chilren.They will resist. They won't let it happen peacefully.
>>82615947How often are they partaking in anus related activities?
>>82616112Thanks for confirming you're a nonce
>>82616026Non-Midlanders never believe that "Mom" is just a thing we say.>you got that off them Americans on the telly!No I fuckin didn't ya mong!I don't bully you lot for saying "grarse"...
>>82616104it's weird how he wasn't even very Christian in the early ones. They memory holed that.
>watching a newer Simpsons with mother>(back when we were on good terms)>Mrs Skinner says something like 'my fanny is red raw'>my mother explains it means bumhole in the USstill this wasn't even Sky1, it was back when it was on Channel 4 or maybe even BBC2. someone over here just shrugged and left that one in. wee cultural difference.
>>82616139I mean he was a better Christian than Homer, but Homer used to wear a suit to Church every Sunday
>>82616139aye just a well-meaning neighbour, being a good churchgoer was part of that.but the REAL sin was when they explained he has buried anger management issues, and that's where his speech patterns come from. they were strainin' to do some explainin'.
did you know Homo habilis was like 3 feet 3 inches to 4 feet tall? mad that, little hobbit monkey people, Crocodylus thorbjarnarsoni lived at the same time as them and reached 25 feet on average. The modern equivalent would be if a salt water croc reached 48 feet in length compared to a 6 foot bloke. Imagine how FUCKING terrifying that would be.
>>82616152>but Homer used to wear a suit to Church every SundayLikely implying that Marge would nag him to.
>>82616152was always curious how true-to-life this was tbqh.do Americans who are clearly not practising Christians just go to church, because that's 'what you're supposed to do'? they'd answer 'Christian' on a census, same way yanks LARP as 'Irish'?
>>82616152Yeah that was initially the point of his character. He was better than Homer and Homer was jealous about it. They also jettisoned the whole notion of Homer having some kind of pride and wanting his family to come across as presentable pretty quickly.The first one or maybe two seasons is a whole other TV series. All of the characters are a bit different.
>Homer, please don't make me choose between my man and my god, because you just can't win.perfect divorce material.
New vape and the coil has already burned out. Fucking rip off man
I wonder if many Brits believe in the Rapture or if its an America only thing.
>younger>sexier>good with the kids>some American writers thought this was some sort of genuine conflict because 'gotta stick with muh wife!!!'could have just written in that she hates children, or something. but nah, she's perfect. very strange writing tbqh.
>>82616195She's a white trash slut though. He literally gets turned off when she tries to kiss (bowdlerised suck his dick)
Corrrrr! Nice Second Sight sale on at HMV at the minute. Managed to nab a few of the ones left I wanted for my collection, mostly Aussie/NZ films. Cheeky old Tartan DVD added to the cart as well.
mind you that lady who falsely accused Homer of sexual harassment didn't go to prison. he didn't even sue her. the story just ends.maybe i'm old and bitter, but that's TWO very serious issues they're making light of. but in a way where it's like if someone said>murdering kids is great, isn't it?then refused to elaborate.
Most disturbing film you lads have watched? Got to be Mysterious Skin for me
>Digital ID to be compulsory for all UK adults under government plansDigital ID to be compulsory for all UK adults under government plans
>>82616213>falsely I think you'll find she was an attractive upper class white woman, he would definitely be found guilty by a jury of his peers nowadays
>>82616218the antichrist is going to be playing on easy mode
>>82616214Enter the Void on shrooms. before that, Snow White as a child.
>>82616201Homer was a fag. He always had hot girls hitting on him. Should have ploughed them and kept it quiet.
>>82616219meanwhile the Scotch man is automatically assumed to be a GENUINE pervert, just because of his race.
>>82616224Oh man I love Enter the Void. It's a top 5 movie for me. A lot of Gasper Noe films could be considered to be some of the most disturbing films ever. Irreversible definitely
>>82616214Disturbing? The Coffee Table is really fucked up. I've seen a lot of really fucked films in my time but that takes the cake. Go into it knowing nothing about it and you'll have a great time.Also, the usual stuff. Salo, Martyrs etc.
>>82616225There's a theory he did it with Mindy in the motel and imagined it was Marge.
>I think you're cool, Homer Simpson.>Sandra, that was mean.
Dancer in the Dark is also up there. Just an absolutely miserable experience, especially the ending
The Wolf Creek series isn't necessarily disturbing but Mick is a fucking terrifying villain.
>>82616225That name again is Mr. Plow.
For me? It was the bitchy little girl who Bart had a crush on.
>>82616276This tart? Oh aye.
>>82616286She was my sexual awakening as a wee lad.
i know it's an arsey thing to say about horror/similar films but i feel like they're either startling (jump scares) or just play with some basic blood-and-guts reaction (realistic gore) that tbqh i'm now more sensitive too. but that's not the same as genuinely disturbing.never got David Lynch style weirdness.Threads is good. you don't have to go for "aren't humans HORRIBLE, secretly?" Black Mirror shit. just a bit of social realism, bleak situations.
they had a few science-fiction episodes and that, i bet there's a random episode of Play for Today that's a hidden gem. just WAITING for some zoomoid to make a YouTube video about it (it could be you).watched the Wednesday Play episode 'In Two Minds' the other day. not right how schizos are treated. not right at all.
>>82616323Got the BFI Play for Today sets. Good shit they are.
>>82616195There's something weirdly realistic about the way early Simpsons was written where Marge and Homer both had affairs at some point, and then just moved on.Boomer writers were being candidly honest there (they've all done it).
>>82616214Africa Addio.
HHL wearing a thong
>>82616348Think The Simpsons was the first show to show a couple in the same bed too. Funny when you watch older shows and the bedrooms are always separate single beds.
>>82616348>Boomer writers were being candidly honest there (they've all done it).one of the O.G. Matt Groening rules is that there are to be no episodes where they ACTUALLY have an affair, involving sex.by now they've done dream and 'what if?' episodes and shit. but in the classic era it's like they got that out the way. this boomer couple are doomed to each other.
/britfeel/ - tv and film
>>82616375Difference is that Homer and Marge really did seem to love each other despite their flaws.
Simpsons in the 90s is unmatched imob
>tfw no wife to cure your alcoholism then ride into the sunset withnot women's responsibility, is it?
>>82616377someone said we should talk about films or something.we could go back to politics.
I think most lads agree Mother Simpson is the best episode
Gotta properly watch King of the Hill again. Seems like it gets way funnier with age.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArIxAJAVDYQ
IT'S HAPPENING ANONSSSSSS !!!!!
>>82616424Better than the fucking metal music
>>82616439repress the thoughts, lads.
>>82616448no need for that mate
Can't get my digital id countersigned
>>82614263Where did this seething little Ahmed come from last few days? Kek. You are a foreigner, always have been always will be. Your attempts to gaslight us about our own history is laughable.
desu, what if digital IDs just make people more out and proud about saying what they think, and they they start to find each other?Has Mr Kiddie Harmer slash Old Lady Starver thought about this?Does he have the Police to contain everyone?
Mr Paedo Charmer. That's another good one.Mr Disabilities Disregarder.Mr Makes Life Harder.Can do this all day.
>>82616448is the emo allowed then?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE8ocCXrYU4
please carry on then lad
Mr Fart Smeller
https://4chan.org/flash?file=emo.swfcan't believe 4channers in the noughties thought Linkin Park was emo.
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>>82616614Plenty still do, like that fella who gets upset when you tell him My Chemical Romance are trve emo along with Thursday.
>>82616501suck your mum who types "Kek." like that? you Deform UK wankstains will lose, i was born here.
