Moar like /noimagefeel/ once image limit is reached, amarite edition.
1st for a clockwork orange
mornin de lidsmornin de lidsmornin de lidsmornin de lidsmornin de lids
3rd for bunda
>>82643208mark is such a happy lad
>>82643218Not me desu i hate my life
>>82643221not exactly happy myself but i try to be optimistic
>>82643221everyday you above ground is a great day x
>>82643213gross imho
>>82643203>>82643213>Here are your white roasties bro>WTF why do men prefer asian women now?!
Came across some broad who had "BPD (Beautiful Princess Syndrome)" as her profile pic earlier, lol
>>82643213Pussy lips protruding through clothing, disgusting!
>>82643250animalistic init?
>>82643236This.I'm going to have this playing (hopefully) when I get burned up. This is a song that sums things up, for me, IMO. Especially, we carry on the burden and we hide our grimace well. The lyrics resonate with me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbRQgrOnErc
Need to do some chores now don't i
And I drink a little more than recommended, and this world ain't exactly what my heart expected.True. Not giving in though. At least we have each other, muh lil digital chums.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRcRhWErjjo
>>82643271same, i wont, but i need to
Imagine a world without choons.*shudders*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8KwVNcLLSoI feel the need, the need to doss. It is near, all day gay ming session? FUCK YEAH, but soon. Got a spot of tummy ache at the moment. Bouncing around to choons isn't helping, but it do be what I do be doing.
>>82643261exactlyyou have to carry on de lid
See, I ain't giving a fuckQuit pressin your luckUntouchable, branded unfuckablehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADSTD-MprPs
>nu-metal
>>82643364you had to be there to appreciate it
Fuck, guess I should reevaluate muh life.I'm going to listen to this, and have a good fink.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sKJXBG6bdY
>>82643374No I was there and I still hated it.
What about this?*gets out the airguitar*If anyone has their airdrums out, FEEL FREE TO JOIN IN.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr0SqIAFohk
SEASIDE UPDATEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJEoxpXRv8M
Hnmm. Nope quite unwell. Back to sleep I shall go.
>>82643415Not going to watch, did someone die?
>>82643384were you emo?
Had a mad dream involving febreze though did I notWhat means what means.
>>82643423yeah his dad
My dad died in a terrible febreze accident. Whatevs.
I have realised, I'm like a feral animal, some people (most people) can't handle me. This last decade especially, I've just done what I want. Sat alone, me and muh screen (and you lads), no consequences, no weird looks during my outbursts of insanity. And now I'm going to be relying on help from others, ffs.I need to work on a lot of things, because soon I might end up being an angry lad trapped in his body with nothing but his thoughts and tinnitus. The universe spoke to me last year, and said I need to be more loving, and I thought is it helping me along muh journey, as something bad will be happening. I know now it is. I need to free myself of hate, because I will be trapped in muh body, unable to move or do anything for myself, and I will only have my thoughts and tinnitus (got tinnitus 24/7 in both ears, high pitched screeching). The only thing I can effect in this, are my thoughts. I've put all this hatred in muh heart, so I can put just as much and equally as strong love in there. And it's not even that, as I have and had love in there, so it's just a case of removing the hate. E Z pee zed, as the murricans say.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szAZVvIdXBs
>>82643471are you ms lad
The sad freak is awake then is he? All day on 4chan is he? No life? KEK. I'm going back to sleep then I'm garn out (because I have a life somewhat).
>>82643471You're catastrophising lad. You have MS, not ALS. Even in the worst case scenario it'll be 20 years before you'll be "trapped in your body, unable to move." And there's a fair chance that'll never happen.
SEASIDE UPDATE>seasideMARK not sure if I am drinking today could be sparkling water deee lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkXdSKxiYCc
>>82643464that's tragic if true lad
>>82643488Three years ago today actually. But whatever. At least I got me alcohol.
>>82643471Tinnitus is cope lad. everyone suffers from it to some degreeI work with 90db+ machines for months on end with shittty hearing protection (or just blasting music out of earphones) and its not a big deal
>>82643486>I'm going out for dinner alone today
>>82643503helen finally had enough of his bs
>>82643484He doesn't even have MS he just seeks attention and sympathy.
>made up stories about le personalitiesGenuinely no life whatsoever. Sad as fuck.
>>82643513That would explain why he doesn't seem to know much about the typical prognosis
>>82643430Was more of a metal lad for music, then just the "inbetweeners" when it came to my social group. Somewhere between the total losers and nowhere near the chads.I only hung out with the "emos" cos the girls were hot.
>>82643486900Meg broadband for 30 quid is good. Wonder who he is with
Hes going to go to that funeral with the broken glasses and the ripped christmas jumper isnt he?
>>82643482No, I'm Mr lad, hurrhurrhurr. Yeah I do have MS.>>82643484No I'm a realist, and there's nothing wrong with thinking of the future, and thinking what will happen. I'm giving myself a decade (I'm saying this before any treatment, and I do hope treatments will prove me wrong on this) before I'm stuck in the chair. My symptoms might ease once I see if there's any DMT's (Disease Modifying Treatments) that could help. The first neurologist I saw said there might be one.I already have issues on my left side, foot drop, where basically only my heel lifts (at times, not all times yet) and the front of my foot drags on the floor. And the other day I couldn't lift my fork to my mouth when eating. Now my right side is starting to act how the left started. The mobility issues on the left started ~5 years ago, and one could assume that things will progress the same way, but also not, as at that time I only had issues on 1 side of the body, and the other was quite sturdy, but now issues are happening while one side of the body is significantly weaker, so the process won't be the same.>>82643519Or, I've had some differing symptoms over they years that when viewed seperately don't seem connected, so no Dr has put the dots together, and now I am in the early stages of diagnosis (had previous MRI's, 1 neurologist apt, then lumbar puncture and now waiting on another appointment with an MS specialist in NOV).I put it to you, that you're just a faggot, out to wind others up, and soon you'll be caught up in other drama. NEET vs wagie hour soon, then of course we have the sex havers vs virgins coming up, then rich vs poor, followed by an argument about generations. Full day of fun eh.
finger banging wops
>>82643538its was back in February
>>82643471Just stop doing ket you fucking moron
got covidwatching the original scream in bedremote control is broke, new batteries dont work
>>82643538SSM's dad passed away at least half a year ago now lad
>>82643544>>82643549i cant keep up with the ssm lore lids, i was going off that recently deleted uploaf
>>82643541>consume horse tranquillizer daily>waaaaa why can't i walk properly>waaaa why can't i lift a fork
>>82643541>he keeps grifting this shit
Peter Hitchens knows the score. As you were x.
>>82643546I'm not the ket head. I do take dugs, but not ket, but just weed and the occasional pregabalin, but I've only started dabbling with pregabs over the last 4 months or so.
>>82643564He's a smart lad but he's a christcuck so he's immediately an idiot.
>>82643547>remote control is broke, new batteries dont worktry rubbing the contact of your remote with your fingerthankyou for the comfy webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4OtRsdXls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgV6zVxRsIc
What sort of person deserves to be bullied viciously?
Why so quiet lads?>>82643750Who's getting bullied?
>>82643237>>82643242>>82643250Getting strong incel vibes from these posts
>>82643756The thread dossers are sleeping off their hangovers.
i take a /britfeel/ sabbatical and all of a sudden there's on-trip HHL content, Crossposting, more Chika.some retrospective FOMO, lads.
>>82643750Every bullied victim deserved to be bullied. You cannot bull a real man. Only weak fags get bullied.
>>82643750The /pol/ fag
>>82643750cunts who drive 5-10mph under the speed limit constantly staring in their mirrors and weaving all over the road like some fuckin spastic
Trying to play a VN but can't get comfortable with me laptop on me knee.
Reform are rising lads. How do you feel about that?
>>82643778Not happy de lid
hmm. in hindsight, i can see how>transfer me some drug money please qualifies as breaking global rule #11, no advertising/begging.that's a fair cop. well done, Team 4chan.
>>82643777Put your laptop on something else.
>>82643777set it down your bed and set cross-legged, lad. it got for posture.when it comes time for THOSE scenes, place laptop on its side and curl into the foetal position.
>>82643787Begging for ket money? Is that why you've not been around for a bit? Got a ban?
>>82643786North of England going Reform.Wales going Reform.Parts of Scotland going Reform.Labour only really has London. Christ. We are so far removed from the 70s and 80s. Unimaginable back then.
anyway speaking of money (not illegal, is it? money. could be for murders, could be for bread)curious where my parcel is at. yeah it's Sunday but you think the postie would have been here by now.
>>82643778>>82643797its going to accomplish fuck all in reality ladsOf course i want the boat enjoyers out etc but farrage is just a gremlin out to make major bank like the rest of them
Strange how ketmong and the chika impersonator turn back up at more or less the same moment.
>>82643809Your life revolves around online dolly drama. Pathetic.
>>82643788Don't have a desk tbqh de lid.>>82643791My bed doesn't have a headboard, I'm snookered aren't I?
All me UC is gone. Skint for another 4 weeks.
>>82643809i'm also BritNormie, Ebin, been that pee girl a few times recently.might become a solipsist, me. we are all an autistic invention that contains itself:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIT8tgW-SyQ
>>82643806Farage is FAR more racist than he lets on. As a teen he was a Nazi. Alan Sked claimed he used racial slurs about black people like Nig Nog. He just knows that he cannot pull the senile posh Tory voters to reform with an oik like Tommy Robinson. He wants the forens out tho.The issue is that Reform will face blocks and legal challenges at every turn. The sheer complex logistics of mass deportation is difficult enough without the constant human rights lawsuits AND an uncooperative civil service and even possibly uncooperative police. Even changing the history curriculum will result in mass strikes from left wing teachers (most of them) and there will constant stand offs from unions and public sector workers who will hate benefits cuts. The things they CAN straightforwardly do would be to remove the Online Safety Act and the 2003 communications act section 127 which bans grossly offensive speech online. Get rid of that and the race relations act 2005. I think that will shift the country a lot. Lots of people will get braver about saying what they think online and things will snowball. That is reason enough to support them imo.
>>82643823>My bed doesn't have a headboardneither does mine. it's up against the wall, though. so what i do is i curl my pillow up vertically into a makeshift backrest.
>>82643825Get a loan lad You are allowed a few every year, pay it back from your bennies so its all on for free de lid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPAMTs6Ug20The lass that comes on for like 2 seconds here lowkey has got the same phenotype that balding vlogger bitch which sometimes gets posted in here by that one anon does
The support for Trump and Reform has sort of forced a lot of the woke cunts to walk back some of their anti-white and anti-British rhetoric. They are getting scared and worried. Now is not the time to be negative and faggy. We need to keep pushing and pushing.
>>82643832Yeah we know, kek. You're jealous of anybody that gets attention eh.
>>82643846>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPAMTs6Ug20>SPAM
>>82643846Thought that was Wops for a second kek
>this lad cycled from wales to fucking china on a bicyclehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdgHZPfivVAI consider a 5+ mile cycle an achievement kek
>>82643836>the 2003 communications act section 127 which bans grossly offensive speech online. i'm assuming the vast majority of 'malicious communications' and 'hate speech' goes unchecked. which is fine. a genuine 'i'm on my way to murder you, right now' should probably be looked into (IMO)but my worry here is dickheads ruining the internet in whole new ways. i like the internet. but it's that problem where if you're anti-something and then get what you want, it swings the other way. bit like rebelling against your parents. or every MGTOW forum being about women.all those alternative/alt-right websites are purely things i simply do not care about. i don't want a flood of that on, say, a knitting forum. because 'now we have freedom of speech u guise'.
wops taking synthetic diamonds to CEX to trade for 3 xbox 360 games
Think SSM and 'ellen may have split up lads
OHHH NIGEL NIGEL
>>82643850uhh technically it's envy not jealousy because i do not feel hatred. if good posters get good replies i actually think that's quite lovely tbqh.attention for its own sake, never got that. i think the MOST would be if i bash together a daft image or summat, takes minutes of my life. and no1curr ;__; (although, B liked an image macro i made. it /britfuel/)
>>82643872>Think SSM and 'ellen may have split up ladswow really
Don't worry about Reform lads, Sir Keith just called Reform racist so they're done for. You can't come back from that.
>>82643888I have no solid proof, it just a hunch
>>82643889yeah, well, Labour are micro-racist, aren't they? more they could be doing, unaware of their own privileges.
>>82643885the good posters no longer post, sadly. they are just second-rate posters.
dislike that the crypto- prefix is basically cryptocurrency now. had a good meaning (as in secret/clandestine).imagine being a crypto-bro. doing bro things, but on the DL. cor.
>>82643891>I have no solid proof, it just a hunchomd!
>>82643919best album? for me, it's Dazzle Ships.
Yep Baldur grind chicken and veg grind goon grind sunday grind cheers x
>>82643924For me it's Junk Culture
>>82643930>goon grindI thought you quit porn Footlad
>>82643892Exactly this. Create some fake accounts of transgender Muslims and start spreading the idea that Keir Starmer and Labour are racist because of their micro aggressions and refusal to put pronouns in bio.
EFFICIENTLOGICALEFFECTIVEAND PRACTICALUSING ALL RESOURCES TO THE BEST OF OUR ABILITYCHANGINGDESIGNINGADAPTING OUR MENTALITIESIMPROVING OUR ABILITIES FOR A BETTER WAY OF LIFE
>>82643936good thing wiki feet and asmr still available lad. gooning has gone from endless porn videos to just imagination and asmr much healthier. plus I see an escort every other month now which helps loosen the loads
>>82643889>Reforms sows discord among the voters>Labour etc cry that they're just drama merchants and should stop sowing discord>immediately resorts to the tried and true "UR RACIST" counterI swear Starmer couldn't navigate his way through a fucking open door let alone the world of politics.
>>82643885Sadly, that's just how it is. I did a shitty shoop the other night for an anon. Didn't hear anything back after I posted it, it just be like that sometimes. Sorry you didn't get more responses.Hey, and now I get a chance to use it.>>82643936Maybe he had no choice.
>>82643945at least the old Labour had Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbott and they'd slept together on good terms, so that's as incidentally ANTI-racist as it gets.
>>82643917Corr love a bit of Red Dwarf, me.
>>82643930Shit, just realised the pepe in the image was a chunky lad. I wasn't calling you fat.
Feel sorry for that escort.
>>82643962>I did a shitty shoop the other night for an anon. it's okay lad. your use of that default GIMP brush > anything AI could EVER create <3
Chika's swollen sphincter after a day spent cottaging
>>82643963WRONG racist Corbyn was fetishising Diane and attempted seminal colonisation of black wombs for his own sick amusement. Interracial relationships can never be consensual because white people and men have structural power over PoC and women. Therefore any heterosexual relationship or interracial relationship is abusive due to the power dynamics. The only kind of acceptable relationships are between gay PoC. Everyone else should be castrated or killed. It is the right thing to do you fucking cis het white socialist bigot.
>>82643917CRYPTOFASCIST Good name for a band tbqh
>>82643958Labour have been trying hard not to use it because I assume some internal strategists have told them it doesn't actually play with voters anymore, and they need to explain why they think they'll actually benefit voters more than Reform. But old habits die hard.
>>82643986Trvth nvke. It's time whitey admitted Corbyn is HIGHLY problematic.
>>82643991>Good name for a band tbqhShady
on them codeines, classic crosslad style.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW7IPtWG26Ireally nice track there, OMD. bit more experimental, guitar-driven, prog rock even.oh wait, you STOLE THE MELODYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q22na6VkkQ(maybe YOU can't hear it, but i can.)
>>82643917>>82643991https://hwwauoch.bandcamp.com/track/cryptosphere
Drug addicts are so bloody boring
>drugs are not a substitute for a personality!!!>sobriety is not a substitute for a personality!!!i can't win.
>>82644024Not the lad who called you boring, but talking about sobriety is still talking about drugs, just the lack of it. It's revolving your personality around it.
Noticed leftists spiralling badly of late because they know it's over. It sad.
>>82644039True. Their screeching is getting more incoherent and contradictory as the walls close in.
thing is I wake up have breakfast and a codeine have I mentioned I have a painkiller addiction heh I will make sure to mention it 50 hundred more times before the thread is done
>>82644028true. that was a weird one hanging out with pals a couple of years ago. they had this mate they introduced me to and he was quite chatty, stoked he'd been sober etc. really nice lad overall, wish we'd stayed in touch.but then MY mates went, 'ugh, we need to get away from him. i know he's nice, but being a sober is his whole personality.'1. it wasn't.2. first time i'd heard the 'weed is not a personality' meme outside of weed/drugs.i don't even think the meme is true tbqh. stoners i've known, always pretty chill.
Corrrrr! Absolute banger this is.https://youtu.be/3_C1Cr-IpKM?si=05BXwQfNemRAbra9
>>82643957My gooning is down to 30 minutes a week max. Gone are the days of 3 hour gooning sessions. Might have to see my escort again soon tho. A wee treat x
>>82644046i never eat breakfast.
>>82644062If you watch shit like this you're a confirmed nonce.
>>82644053I grew up around massive stoners and drugs weren't their personality, it usually enhanced it. I guess its the difference between people who smoke for fun and people who are completely addicted or have it as a real bad habit.I meant more like "straight edge" people, they are insufferable. Being obsessed with drugs, or no drugs, is just like basing your whole personality around being vegan etc.
>>82644046How is this different from porn addiction did I mention I watch porn and do wanking hehe wanking like the other 95% of the thread
Toilet is blocked and I can't seem to unblock it. Put too much toilet roll down it the other day when I was drunk. Just another problem drunk me has given sober me to deal with. Kinnel.
>>82644062miss my xboxhueg denpa collection. not even my thing really, just had fun going through the rapidshares/mediafires and finding a few choonz.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEQiIrz671kSOMETHING SOMETHINGAKIBA POPYAAAY~ n__n>>82644070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJfg39WkMvE
courtney cox ages 10 years inbetween scream 1 and 2luckily buffy is in 2 to counter this
>>82643977Thanks lad. The weird thing is it was using PS which is using AI for generative fill a lot now, it's quite handy. Been a while since I fannied around on there, and a bit has changed. Was fun, and I'll be playing about more.
>>82644108She looks like a painted corpse these days.
>>82644108This mongs punchable face
>>82644093I bet your skin is silk smooth
My favourite part of Scream 2 was when the prematurely aged Courteney Cox said>Ahh this situation is so scary I'm going to Scream, Too!Bravo Wes...
>>82644085yeah lad i agree. coming off the drink was amazing, like a drug in itself. i get the temptation to GUSH because oh my days what a time. but beyond 'oh i'm sober now and it's better' there's not much else to say.i do think GROWING weed can be interesting, when it comes to weed itself. and i'll grant a special exception to people who first try LSD: nice just seeing someone buzzing, it's always as though THEY discovered it haha.
Next week's pick for /britfeel/ film club; UnFair Exchange (2022)It's a black film featuring Jeremy Meeks cucking the main character. Jeremy's character's name? Chad.Looks pretty kino.
6 eggs, 4 sosijs, 1 cup of coffee, 1 flapjack, 3 slices tiger breadnot even really that full ngl
>>82644142I didn't have that. I'm not a full blown alky but I drink most nights and feel bored when I'm not drinking, but a while back I went about 2 months without a drink and it just made me constantly wish I had a drink. I wouldn't talk about it with people or whatever, but I didn't get the uplift other people have, didn't even lose much weight which was the main reason I did it.
>>82644156Fuckin ell giving me a run for me money here.
>>82644108she aged the worst of all the Friends, tbqh.
>>82644156>tiger breadProper good shit that is
Cottaging. No I will not elaborate.
>>82644170it is, only got it because it was on offer with the clubcard, I usually go for sourdough but it was 50p less and fancied a change. Fucking addictive stuff though>>82644165just a bigly eating day int it, will be on the beef mince, sweet potato and couscous later on followed by skyr. Amazingly enough I'm not fat and have a low enough bf% to see my abs
>>82644171bit old school that, thought grindr replaced all that
>what is britfeel? a group of 3 to maybe 5 unemployed dossers posting about their dreary boring lonely lives and what they abuse or buy to fill the void. entertaining wow!!
>>82644171Post a picture of your swollen rectum
>>82644186I've been employed for 10 years mate.
>>82644186You could always, you know, leave. But you won't
>>82644186>3-5 way higher than that and I'm employed and have a gf
>>82644129Really? Calm down, lad.
>>82644157i was dependent and went in for a detox. although, they also pumped my arse full of vitamins, they basically warned me the afterglow is common but it fades.do miss a nice drink here and there, had cravings for years. but i would like THAT (medium-term) sober experience again tbqh. colours were bright. food was nice. just existing was more good than bad. maybe that's how non-depressed people feel.
>>82644186i'd abuse tiger bread if i had access to it.fortunately, i know to keep tiger bread out of the house.
>>82644181>Amazingly enough I'm not fat and have a low enough bf% to see my absPost body.
>way higher than thatKek
>>82644228Shant be doing that considering most of you are bummers
>>82644212Gormless cunt
https://www.thegayuk.com/listings/business-tag/gay-cruising-in-newcastle/
>>82644236Aka larping fatty
me? going back on the protein bars. waiting for a delivery right now.not going to EXCLUSIVELY eat them this time, learned my lesson from those kidney stones.
>>82644238nice day out for me and cheeka
>uwu all the girls want to brush my long hair soo annoying >:(>nooo i cant take a pic its against the rules xD>just ate 5 large pizzas mad that I'm really skinny and have a six pack lol>nooo no pic you will wank over it xDD
>>82644221Aye fair, I've got self imposed rules to stop any dependence developing.
>>82644186haha you have proper riled up the mong nest with this one lmao x
>>82644212cmbyname lad hope you are well <3
Fat bald and 30 years old: the britfeel story
>>82644294Weird given you are the subject of his post.
>>82644294Back at the call center tomorrow for you lad. What do you sell?
>>82644320he isnt unemployed though. mong
>>82644294Flad you have always been my favourite poster and always will be x
Mother cluckers this is an anime website stop falling people nonces for enjoying cute anime. Shrimples.
Cold calling like an Indian to raise that 750
surprisingly good RNG on that protein bars mixed pack tbqh. got a bunch of banana chocolate ones in the last pack. terrible.this box has some chocolate orange ones instead. not normally a fan, but this is decent.
>>82644326Call centre might as well be
Mong nest on the ropes, oh aye x
>He has to pay 750 a month to his mam
Saar we have excellent product for you x
>>82644320I know but you gotta laff at yourself otherwise you just take codeine all day and blog post on the chan >>82644321not giving you any of my sales patter you smelly sod >>82644330this should be the new OP image. shitfeel indeed
>>82644337>anime websitesure>cute animeNO. not all anime is moeshit.Cowboy Bebop has a cutesy child in it, it's just one of the characters. Serial Experiments Lain is about a little girl split into three little girls, it's good.not AGAINST Azumanga Daioh and all them, but it's like they didn't know when to stop.
unemployed babymen cope
Saar stay on the line x
>>82644347>He has to pay 750 a month to his mamIs 750 a month is a lot of money for you?
>FootSaarkek.
>>82644351already has been a few timeshttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/UnTYFapwM47o8ofmvSHapA/
lets see unemployed mongs KPIs
Hello saar? Did your phone disconnecting? Hello?
>>82644371Not him but I paid 100 less for all bills included rent in a houseshare for years, so yeah.
>>82644371I spend more than that a month on my hobbies little lad. Wind your neck in.
>>82644392>His hobbies: gooning to Japanese cartoons about little girls
>let's pretend he works at a call centreOdd tbqh
>>82644296>cmbyname lad hope you are well <3that wasnt me. im busy dying from covid and watching timmy in scream 2
>he works in a job that has "KPIs" Oh dear
>>82644397He literally does cold call sales
only 750 grand a month?
Won me first FC26 online game. Beat Brighton 2-0 with Sunderland. Oh aye.
>>82644254>>82644340qrd on protein maxxing? Why is everyone obsessed with getting as much protein in them as possible? Why are these protein bars like 2-4x the price of a normal bar? Why do i see no difference in anyone who just inhales protien bars in some attempt to "be healthy"?
>two of the protein bars are secretly coconut chocolate
I bet footspacker does door to door sales selling hello fresh subscriptions lmao
>>82644409>He literally does cold call salesProof?
>>82644419he said he works in sales a while ago.
How many leads did you get today lad?
>>82644418What do you do for work Iad?
>>82644415>coconut chocolatedisgusting
>>82644431I'm a mining geologist. What do you do for work?
>>82644414tbqh i just want a 'meal replacement' since i rarely have fresh food in and i'm an agoraphobic junkie.if anything i would end up impulsive buying takeaway junk at 3 in the morning on some chill pills, so it's better i impulse ordered these. just ate three and i feel sick, but there's my scran for the day.
>>82644438I'm a foot masseur
>>82644431Me?I step out in front of traffic and sue the driver
never gets boring taking the piss out of footspacker. my entertainment. my world.
Looks like you won lad. Done them right in so you did.
>>82644476Literally me except I'm not 30, not fat, not bald and don't live with my parents.
>>82644483>not fat, not baldProof?
almost 40 and never made a positive difference to anyone. helpers world.
>>82644489Can't post it; it's against the rules and everyone would jerk off to the pictures. Soz.
I've done sales, it's depressing how you're only ever judged (harshly) by today, if you had the most sales in the building last week you're still treated like subhuman if you have a slow week after, being constantly viewed as a slave to whip until it meets targets, getting abused on the phone and getting abused by your managers for getting abused on the phone but the issue is sales isn't like computer programming, people either want to buy something or they don't you only have so much control over that, but they treat it as if you should be able to get results like its a science.Of course people who are chatty, extroverted good with the banter will always get more results so in that sense it is a science where the idea is you only ever employ people like that. When you slip through the net as somebody who's not like that it's pain.
Almost 30 and hiding under mummy's apron. LMAO
>>82644496T. fat and bald
glad i'm over 30 tbqh. feels like i've escaped /britfeel/'s grillings.
>>82644496dont forget the one where they bait you into posting something then purposely report you
>>82644511>glad i'm over 30Proof?
over half a decade till im 30
>>82644496Bald cunt lmao
over half a decade till im 40
>>82644496bet you got a head like a fucking orange
Very good digestive R&R this was
>>82644538he doesnt look like he's enjoying what he's reading
shaving a nike swoosh into R- cunt hair
>>82644497Its not that deep you worked in an industry that has people queueing up outside the door all day everyday wanting a job. Requirements to work in sales? Have a working voicebox and not a complete freak. Sales is unique in that it has opportunity to make a lot of money through commission but requires absolutely no qualifications so nutters are actually encouraged to do it. Those bridges you burned? The degree you dropped out of because youre too impulsive and reckless? The past convictions? Doesnt matter youre good to goHire anyone if they are not sociopathic levels of charismatic get on their backs 247 until they get it right. If they dont get it right sack them and move onto dodgy dave who will sell his own gran if it means he gets 10% more on the next comission
>>82644522here you go matey. there's another one on the next page, making three total. so the youngest i could be is 29.that extra year, where i turned 30? looks like you'll just have to take my at my word, lad.
>>82644317You forget the NEET and virgin part
Yeah, you could say I'm an expert in the hiring and workplace dynamics of sales. Why do you ask?
>>82644553This is not proof
bit volatile on here today
>>82644543enjoyed it, me. was going to read the sequel but it's hundreds of pages. apparently all about the prices of grain and other shite?authors need to learn from Goblet of Fire's mistakes.
afraid were going to need a time stamp on your shiny BALD head and a 4k image of your wrinkly face in order to verify with brifeel that you are over 30
>>82644560i also get spam emails about treating hair loss and erectile dysfunction now, rather than about finding girls and enlarging my penis.i think they have a much better profile of me than you do.
Fuck sake thanks for reminding me I can't get a rail card now again for another 30 fucking years. Every ticket I buy now costs 1/3 more for literally no fucking reason.
Digital ID isn't about stopping illegals from working since we already have plenty of laws which are designed for that purpose.It's about lashing out at the right wing. They know that their days are numbered, they don't care, all they want to do now is to implement even more draconian measures to try and ensure that a party even as mildly non-left wing as Reform doesn't get in. They will target, deplatform, censor, debank and harass with all apparatus of the state everyone on the right. It's evil and should be resisted at every possible opportunity.
Can't imagine being bald
>>82644548Not sure why you thought I dont know all that you low iq sociopath we can be aware of the reason for something and also not like it
Guys, it is da joos. They killed charlie by blowing up his mic. They've got previous for this. They diddle kids, they get politicians and royals and media moguls caught up in sex scandals. A change is coming.It won't be an easy transition, but it will happen. The next 2 years will have some interesting things come to light.Do you be ready?
>we shall call him Wolfgang
>>82644640>Millionaires being exposed for raping children behind closed doors. Which has been happening since the dawn of time. How will this affect me personally?
>>82644650Thats me alright
>>82644677do your friends call you 'Wolfie'?
>>82644669means less for you? a finite resource, rape.
>>82644677You must be posh af
>>82644677>Thats me alrightAlri Wolfgang x
>>82644669They have implemented systems that need to be destroyed. You may unwittingly be in 1 or more of these systems. The fabric of "reality" will be ripped from your head, the illusion shattered and ye shall feast your eyes upon the true reality, revealing wonders and horrors that could be too much for our weak minds.
wolfgang should join us linux chads
too many paedophiles use linux
Business idea: ban paedophiles.
>Dad pops round to help take a radiator off>accidentally bends a pipe>water all over the carpet>hardware shop is shutAh wellGonna have to drain the entire system and fit a new pipe tomorrow
>metalhead accidentally reveals that he is called Wolfgang>'oops! didn't mean to, tee-hee~'don't make me 'ironically' post an address where yous can send me Monero. because i WILL do it.
>>82644731>Ah wellGreat attitude to have lad.*gives you a headpat*
>>82644725make them shag grannies as punishment
might quickly drain the system myself.
/britfeel/ idea: ban pedophiles (e.g. >>82644294 and >>82644386)
>>82644754Ok. That's that settled then, we're banning em, and any that are caught have to shag a granny.Makes me wonder what the useless government are up to? It's quite easy this solving the countries problems malarky. Whay next? Cost of living crisis? Charge people less. BOOM, done another.
>>82644768Footlad's not a NONCEr.
>>82643218hes acting hes a seaside actor, he likes to act.
>>82644768Knew footspacker was up to no good. He got caught posting scat a few months ago.
>>82644768Don't think Footmong is a nonce lad
>>82644782>>82644788>pedophilei am using British English.
>>82644788what does scat have to do with paedophilia
I'm talking NONCE sense.
Watching the gov schizophrenically try to pander to reform because they have to whilst desperately holding on to their anti roicism far roight shtick, quite amusing
It's paedogeddon in here.
The far roight is spreading division and roicist misinformation x they roicist x
Don't let far right hijack flag that we love with toxic division. It famous symbol of multiculturalism x
>>82644819>Can I have sex with this 3-year-old now she's 21?>No way.>You should be in a mental asylum.hits different now.
We should rename Britfeel asFREE THE PAEDOS!
just because a person is 16+, it does not MEAN their brain is 25.
The Swan and Paedo
>>82644801same level of depravity
>>82644869Or, how about we compromise? Britfeel AND Paedo.
You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeerr
When did me in their twenties dating teenage girls become noncery/paedophilia? Seems like it was the norm in my school back in the 00s.
>>82644897i have some shocking news about those men who were dating your teenage classmates, anon.
>>82644893We you have just used some of the slurs to describe us and it is just another form of racism.
maybe we all would have done it in our 20s. if we were good-looking, and had a job/car/shoes. the world is better off this way IMO.
Remember back in 2009 I knew a gay lad. 16 years old. His bf was 26. Raised eyebrows at the time but his parents were cool with it and the girls were all friends with him and thought it was fine. Wildly different now.
Around the same time the school hot girl who was about 15 I think had a bf in his 20s. Maybe she was 16? Cannot remember. Year 11 I think. Her bf would pick her up in his car and all the girls were jealous and excited to go in a ride with her and her older bfs car. So weird. These days it would be viewed very differently.
>>82644909>Wildly different now.Yeah I should hope being gay wouldn't raise eyebrows in 2025. It's the current year after all.
>>82644897Most in my 00s school dated other people from school or people same age from other schools. Sorry you went to some weird paedo school.
>>82644923Sounds more like a vicarious fantasy for you tbqh
>>82644909would have been outright illegal just 6 years earlier.i think the gay stuff was more "oh no, AIDS" and/or homophobia though. not anti-noncery. 15-year-old gay boys will absolutely just shag, of course they will.
>>82644908Yeah but how did it happen? Was it just social media? Americans? Woke women? Was it being more aware of noncery and me too and that shit. Savile and Weinstein and everything? I feel like everyone in the 00s thought twenty something me dating teen girls was just normal ish and drunk sex was common. Then the world just woke up one day and decided that men in their twenties dating teen girls was fucking evil paedophilia and drunk sex was rape. When? What year?
>>82644928Probably in the north. All kinds of noncery going on up there while down in the based south everyone was banging students in the same year as them.
>>82644943i think it's creeping Americanism.watch "teenagers are drinking less" turn into "the drinking age should be 21". just you wait.
>>82644928Yes. I went to Jimmy Saviles academy for saucy teens. It was paedo feeder school. Weird that it was allowed to be honest. Nah mate I just went to shite working class comprehensive in south wales.
>he was in his teens or twenties in the 2000sunc final boss, fr fr no cap *skull emoji*
Guys did anyone else at school sexy teen sluts got smashed by the fat bald head teacher? They were queuing up at his office this was 2005 you see wouldn't happen today shame really desu haha just kidding lol
Thread is very Shippy coded.
can confirm i am northern and every other 16-year-old girl had a 20something bf in the 2000s.
Wife is making a sunday roast, hyped
I wonder how many legitimate nonces are on /britfeel/. Got to be at least a couple.
I'm 22. Probably the youngest here
nowadays, the writer of Queer as Folk would go after himself for writing Queer as Folk.
>>82644980eva6 is 19
>>82644943>drunk sex was rapeI started uni in 2015 and we had a mandatory struggle session in fresher's week about this.When I hooked up with a fellow student after a few drinks each she made a big deal of telling me that she was consenting to sex.Bleak times.
I bet shippy is behind all these posts writing out his fantasies driving past schools all day in his dirty little white van
>>82644977>Got to be at least a couple.wrong. only singletons on /britfeel/.
is lollers the only confirmed nonce we have had?
>>82644977Definitely, judging by all the nonce-coded anime shit posted earlier
>>82644998Poleaboo 100% has kid shit on her pc
went on a date with an 18 year old when I was 22 lol, probably be considered jimmy savile tier at this point
>>82644984she hangs around in some very teenage-coded Discords.bit 'sus' for an adult.
>>82644977Honestly, think about this percentage of the adult male population experiences attraction to any females under the age of 18? The results would absolutely shock you lad
>>82644998Baldrew, famously so
Guys all the girls in my class in year 8 had 40 year old bfs was that just a northern thing did this happen in your school can you describe it for me what happened did you ever walk in on it haha
>>82645012>under the age of 1816 is the age of consent thougheverbeit.
>>82644998ShoutAnonAndrewMoniSwanny
>>82644998Shippy was banned for his constant age of consent and dodgy underage related posts
>>82645006i had a one-night stand with an 18-year-old when i was 26.it was all completely fine. not even some scummy shag-and-run thing, we just agreed that was that.
>>82644987I think that is still very much the culture at British unis. We have not yet shaken off wokeness like Americans have. British middle class people love rules about how to behave to protect others.
>>82645019Swanny was nonced. He is very anti-nonce
Hola senor pumba.Corrr been in bed all day, gonna have to get up. Match starts soon. Hoping for no drama and arguments and judgement. It NOT my fault I drank too much (it actually is). Anyway shout out crossy shout out labubu. Four dollars a pound. Corrr.
When I was in primary school a lot of the girls were dating pensioners desu it was just normal you would lose your job now woke gone mad
>>82645018Yeah but the issue is this. Is a 16 year old dating a 25 year old abusive? In 2009 in my school it was normal and cool. Somewhere in the mid 2010s it became paedophilia. Where do you stand?
Didn't HHL boast about watching 'THAT video'? Bit noncey.
>>82644998Lollers is attracted to kids but has (had?) a gf in her 20s.i'll even believe it's 'just' lolicon. i don't like it, but i'm not sure what locking someone up would accomplish (probably worth taboo-free sociological studies to be honest)
Friendly reminder that Shippy is a paedophile and animal abuser Known Shippy filenames (He's abandoned most of these now). Look for yourself, make up your own mind.17j7na.jpghttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/17j7na.jpg/The Cross.jpghttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/The%20Cross.jpg/1503546136_1503523206361.jpghttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/1503546136_1503523206361.jpg/Banbury_816b9b82-aa8d-4c76-94c4-2ca5db424eaf_1024x1024.jpghttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/Banbury_816b9b82-aa8d-4c76-94c4-2ca5db424eaf_1024x1024.jpg/gimmicksmodi.pnghttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/modi.png/disgusted-face-640x425.jpg>lord lucanmw89520.jpgLord-Lucan.jpgOHMSS-WESTMINSTER.jpgAlizee avatar fagging fascinating spamming notable postshttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53587604/#q53589338https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53541263/#q53541339https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53395245/#q53396648https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53228356/#q53229218https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/52932452/#q52934732Tortured a cat to death when he was 21 and was prosecuted for it. https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/10618931.the-scales-of-justice/The most worrying post is this onehttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53076118/#q53080524>Eventually after about 2 hours of frantic searching I found a picture of her at her 11th birthday. Crisis avertedAnyone else think it's odd that it took 2 hours to find a) find a picture on instagram b) figure out how old someone is any other wayAnyone else think maybe he just added that bit at the end and he is actually a nonce who literally raped a school girl.And this one is concerning, it's just the one wordhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53292729/#q53297065>16 would probably be the lowest I'd go>probably
>>82645042>Lollers is attracted to kidsProof?
>>82645037>Where do you stand?Not from the north myself, so noncing's always seemed a bit strange to me. YMMV.
>>82645041i have mentioned underage performers i found attractive.although, i was younger than them at the time. so IMO it balances out.
>>82645007I know you have tedious predator copes and I don't care, it's creepy that you know that and it's important enough for you to memorise and post about it
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/%22Friendly%20reminder%20that%20Shippy%22/what a life
Watched the Russell Brand rape doc. He deffo did some dodgy shit but loads of it is just bullshit. They talked about how he shagged loads of birds and never called them back after the shag. The woman on there said>it was so abusive. He treated women as disposable.Love you just got played by a player. It happens. Learn your lesson and move on love. He dated a 16 year old virgin in his 20s and got an erection when she said she was a virgin. Her parents knew and were totally ok with it. Grim but in the 00s that really was the culture of the time.
>>82645057love exposing shippy for what he is, I won't stop
>>82645049sorry lad. i meant 'Lollers is attracted to child-shaped anime children'bit like how wanking off to anime cocks doesn't make you gay.
>>82645057Based nonce hunter.
>>82645049Lollers told his therapist he has 'bad thoughts' about kids
>>82645047>told to pay a 15 GBP victims' surcharge>to a catPC gone mad really.
>>82645055how the fuck is that creepy?>go on IRC>/whois <nick>>"WHOOOA mate, you can just see what channels someone is in?! that's REALLY stalker-y......"
>>82645041>Didn't HHL boast about watching 'THAT video'?QRD?
>>82645081the fat blading nonce has a criminal record for torturing animals. wasn't worth the 15 quid was it?
Remember when I was in nursery a lot of the girls were seeing blokes who had cars and jobs it was normal back then, not allowed anymore with woke
>failing to protect a black and white male cat named Bobbin from pain, suffering, injury or disease by failing to adequately treat his flea infestation between December 3 last year and January 1 this year Lazy bald mong
>>82645066he has quite a small willy and i don't get how he isn't embarrassed about that. impressive in a way.although, sex addiction definitely sounds like one of the worst addictions. so he just can't ever have a stable, monogamous relationship?
>>82645097Just a normal day in the Labour heartlands of the norf desu.
>>82645096neglect and torture aren't the same thing
Love watching Of Herbs and Altars on YouTube. Middle aged fucking mental goth lady who was a wild teen in the late 90s and 00s. Talks about her youth on the goth scene. Did loads of drugs and had an older goth bf who was clearly a bit of a sociopath but she obviously adored that alpha shit. She has had every drug addiction under the sun including heroin. Anorexia. Multiple mental hospital visits. A few suicide attempts. Thinks she is a man called Dorian despite zero effort to pass whatsoever and zero apparent masculine traits. Believes in psychic vampire. Still comes across like a nice middle class Brummy lass. I actually love her.
>>82645093There is a screenshot of a discussion flying around where he is asking other men if they watched CP.
>>82645118Laaaaaaad I watch her channel as well lmao, shes still in that psych ward or was it rehab? Mental but amusing stories.
>>82645122Am I meant to know which video "'That' Video" is?
>>82645130You are either brand new here or you are pretending you don't know what he is referring to.
>>82645118>nice middle class>BrummyPick at most one.
me? going through historic web server logs to see if anyone clicked THESE links.yeah it's public information on web pages, but it just...gives me the ick, you know?
>>82645125She is the sort of person who seems nice but just very eccentric and likeable; then you get to know her more and it slowly dawns on you that she is completely and utterly insane. Like actually mentally ill. Yeah she is a major heroin addict. I think still in rehab. She is interesting because she has the fixed mentality of a teenage girl but with hindsight of a grown woman. She still lives with her mum and her room is a pit of chaos. She waffles nonchalantly about ghosts and psychic vampires and her heroin addiction and how she and her goth bf would cut each others names into their arms.
>>82645144Hm you seem to know an awful lot about this. Bit of an expert?
>>82645146she never properly elaborates on the ghost stuff, I remember her saying she wouldn't go too in depth about it because ''they'' dont like it, was on a video where she was talking about objects she owns which have ''spirits'' attached to them. Think she did a vid where she cleaned her room but its probably a fucking mess still. Dunno why she identifies as a man tho, think shes also aware of 4chan.
>>82645125Also, on her patreon there is an early release video>I survived rehab>grippy sock storiesWonder how she will deal with getting properly old.
>>82645118>Believes in psychic vampire. cor i miss these people.the furthest i ever went was trying to make a 'psi ball' from my mind-energy when i was 12.
>>82645166why do you want to know about me? i have not given anyone consent to ask me questions.in fact, did you just read my post...?
>>82645098Grim fucking nonce and BN and the rest of those unfunny nonces are just as bad for being okay with it tbqh
>>82645170Not the same, but recently I was chatting with someone and remembered the thing people claimed was real in the 2010s of "headmates". Where they had voices/personalities in their head and basically just described schizophrenia but made it out as normal shit.That and some woman who claimed her infant son was a squirrel trapped in a human's body.
>>82645170That's not what psychic vampire means mong boy
>>82645191i'm not going to watch a random goth's videos.is it a metaphor, people who 'drain your psyche' or something? what are the ghosts?
ohhh ghosts = people who don't reply to you.now we just need to do werewolves. what are werewolves?
>>82645167She is an old internet veteran. Unlike most people her age she was socialising on the internet back in the late 90s and early 00s. Back when the internet was all proper mental because only weirdos were on it. She likely knows 4chan well.She uses He/they pronouns. It is interesting because she does not come across at all masculine and seems very much like a very straight woman. I feel like a lot of autistic people have very rigid categories and if you do not feel like a hyper feminine Barbie then autistic chicks think they must not be a woman. Nobody tell them any different these days. Kinda sad really. If you are reading this Dorian, Hi! Like your content.
>>82645168Ooooo insider knowledge, I will no doubtably stick them on in the background whilst I play l4d2. Wonder when they will release. She got anything decent hidden away on the patreon?
Ze youtube dolly
>>82645186Early 2010s tumblr was a sad and mad place. It birthed wokeness into the world and is partly the reason for the shit we are in now.
>>82645207Holy shit I play left 4 dead 2. Used to play that loads as a teen and at 30 it is the only game I still play. I literally watch her vids Are you me?
>>82645186the otherkin/headmates/whatever thing seems to come and go in waves.Web 2.0 nerds:https://anotherwiki.org/wiki/Main_Pageweb3 weeaboos:https://pluralpedia.org/fascinating but i think it's mostly people playing pretend, then possibly schizophrenia.
>>82645205s-shes not on britfeel is she, if so pls make ghost videos
Now that the dust has settled, what did I think of Cuties (2020)? Misunderstood, or noncy?
>>82645236Not impossible that she might desuchan search herself one day lad. Might find this thread. If so miss/mr herbs and altars, hi! When you were a teenage you are the sort of chick I would have pined for.
why was it always Sephiroth, or Professor Snape?what about the other people where the same character is in THEIR heads?
>>82645230I might be, love l4d2 me, favorite game. I've installed a load of workshop mods to make it grittier, quite a fan of the Psykskallar Aesthetics mod for ambience, its peak comfy playing that with a dorian vid + some candles. Project zomboid also works quite well.
>>82645220Ah yeah tumblr wasnt itForgot just how much of a stranglehold it had on the internet back then>>82645231I did google it and yeah I saw that it has changed name and morphed. I went down a rabbit hole from headmates to like "pluralism" and "otherkin", and then I ended up seeing words I had NEVER seen before.
>>82645248never seen it, didn't sound that noncey. just French.i mean Little Miss Sunshine is about a little girl who wants to win a beauty pageant. and the film is a feellgood feelbad crypto-indie darling.
>>82645248Mixed feelings. On one hand, Americans are far too retarded for French cinema. They are hysterical retards who can only think superficially. On the other hand, the woman director was very naive about male sexuality. If you have little girls twerking there will be some men for whom that will spark a deep shameful and wicked feeling they correctly have pushed down their whole life. I think women massively underestimate how easy it is for men to be turned on very quickly by the smallest and weirdest shit, if they have not sexed or came in a while.
Hope cmbyname lad enjoyed timmy in scream 2 sending thoughts and prayers that your Covid is over quickly <3.
>>82645170Lad that's called a spirit bomb attack. If you collect me the dragon balls I'll tell you more about it.
I can't get over how beautiful she is. Is that a real tat though?
Le old maymay xD
ZOOMER GIRLS DO NOT KNOW HOW TO USE BLUSHER.i am a man with rosacea and i find it offensive ;__;
30 year old men holding controllers playing video games
>>82645286that reminds me, i need to check how my 'Milhouse' post is doing on the meme thread on /tv/.
>>82644980Who is the oldest? probably chika or lollers
I'm convinced this russian lass who has lupus is better looking than our british asmrtists.
30 year old men holding drone controllers know which one id rather be x
>>82645295No replies Millhouse is not a maymay xDD
>>82645291the hell else would you be doing holder a controller?i remember they sold an official PS2 DVD remote because using the controller was dicks.
>>82645296The man who calls himself 'Chika' is mid 40s
>>82645315He only uses a controller to control the love egg he's shoved up his arse.
>>82645296Chika is actually pretty young, early 20s or something. guess he was just posting here as an underageb&.
>>8264530>this russian lass who has lupusIt's not lupus.
>>82645314just you wait>>>/tv/214869450
>>82645319had no idea chika was that old. grim
hhl is 38 ffs
>/britfeel/ is full of uncsSad!
>>82645333She has a health condition affecting her physically.
ITT: anons who think all anime avatarfrens are the same person.to quote an earlier post>it is just another form of racism.
>>82645327he is in his early 30s nufag
Ha ha ha it epic maymay millhouse not maymay Lisa need braces xDD shoop le woop over 9000 xDD
Imagine being a father. Couldn't ever see that happening to be honest. It's too much effort anyway. Good on her for not falling for the "childfree" meme.
>>82643213This is so fucking ugly to look at lmao. Porn mongs are mentally ill.
Why is this better than all of the music that metalheads are into?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLxb7m0j5Jg
oh yeah, i need to resume my millennial manchild cartoon.
Me? I'll never have kids. Just not right to pass on my flawed genetics.
>>82645372Remember when you had fun on the internet instead of having to place several layers of irony over your posts. Does it make you happy?
Warming a plate up in the oven ready for my chinese to be delivered. Might be an unc thing to do but at least my food will stay hot for longer
Getting that madness in me again. Feeling the currents of reality around me. Might go out and see if I can find a gnome.
Missed out on love between 16 and 21.
>>82645378it's such a solved problem, too.>pretty face >slim>(optional) preferred race, breast shape/sizei can't believe these girls don't even have wing implants. how am i meant to coom?
>>82645378You a nonce? Or gay?
>>82645405fellow unc here, nowadays i always have the oven preheating when the takeaway is en-route so i can reheat it.heat up the plate, plus i use the residual heat for drying the other plates/dishes. efficient.
sick of scottish lass making gaming videos.
>>82645415this is a deformity the same way cherubs are.and i'm saying DON'T wank to old paintings of cherubs (do NOT call me a nonce)
>>82645415Nah, he's right though.>dude, look at me waving my mounds of fat in your face!What is remotely erotic about that?I hate African influence on culture so much.
>>82645408Had my first gf when i was 14. She was 14 too
I spent several hours last night doing coke and gooning to increasingly degenerate porn. Immediately after cumming the shame set in and hasn't really lifted since. I am not a happy bunny today. That being said, at least I do something productive with my irresponsible cocaine usage, unlike helper just spamming garbage on here all night.
>>82645415Low iq coomer
i'm going to make a Perfect Blue style film for Gen Z. it is about a man who watches a woman's YouTube videos.he even checks on her channel. sees if she's uploaded new ones. i think it'll get an 18 certificate, for that alone.
>>82645435hope you can crack it lad.
>>82645447>youtubebit retro...
>>8264544724 hour photo but it's a freelance video editor for influencers. Ruthmong should get into video editing actually, shame he can't get a passport as I expect that would be required.
>>82645408If it's any consolation, I had it very briefly during that period, it ended badly, and it still fucks me up regularly in my head despite it being over a decade ago.
>>82645296NTA, or chika or lollers. I'm 45.
>>82645435Wanking to pornography isn't any more productive than posting on a website junkie mong
>>82645447but zoomers just watch Perfect Blue??
>>82645485Not an incel too are you?
>>82645500bruh zoomers watch their Megan Is Missing shite then tell everyone on TikTok it's teh darkest movie evar!!! fr fr.
What genre of music this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxCgLp8yvy0
Expectations a lot of women have nowadays. I have to work my arse off to be the provider and pay for the household bills. I have to cook and clean. Some women don't want to do that because they don't want to be a maid or someone's mum. I have to pay for holidays. If I'm not spending my money on buying them clothes, jewelry, and purses then I'm not doing the bare minimum. If I want to set boundaries it's considered controlling behavior or I'll be called insecure. A lot of women will say they want men to be emotionally open but when you do open up to them they get the ick and leave. I don't see the benefit of being in a relationship or even working. Let women work for men now. They don't want a man in a minimum wage job anyway.
Funny how a webm of sexy adult women makes the nonces here seethe so much
>>82645524This routine YET again is it lad?
>>82645524SSM is a NEET and Helen works
>>82645529I'm just sad the amount of effort a man has to do just to get basic love compared to a woman.
>>82645529he's early tonight. it's really throwing me off.
>>82645525me, i can only get off to ultrasound webms.
>>82645511I've had gf's in the past which did lead to benis in vagene fun, but my personality makes it challenging. I say volcel, but if the right girl came along, I'd change my mind, and mess it up by spilling spaghetti, so I sort of am an incel, but a lucky one?, or, no I'm not an incel. It's one of those, I'll let you decide.
>>82645538He's a different generation. Younger generations expect more.
>>82645544Keenly aware of your bullshit takes mate. Given you do it every single fucking day
Draftington approaches
>>82645576Not going to war. Harmer needs to watch his step.
>>82645459Cheers lad, pregabalin kicking in now and things are looking a bit better. Pie and taters coming up for dins too. >>82645491I produced a significant amount of cock yoghurt old buddy me lad. I was quite literally productive.
If I went missing mum would contact police and then local news sites would get my only photo from police custody (arrested, no further actions). Make the whole situation worse.
>>82645559Arent you like 35? Youre a different generation too
HIS LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyycd6cjQ9Q
>Expectations a lot of women have nowadays. I have to work my arse off to be the provider and pay for the household bills. I have to cook and clean. Some women don't want to do that because they don't want to be a maid or someone's mum. I have to pay for holidays. If I'm not spending my money on buying them clothes, jewelry, and purses then I'm not doing the bare minimum. If I want to set boundaries it's considered controlling behavior or I'll be called insecure. A lot of women will say they want men to be emotionally open but when you do open up to them they get the ick and leave.>I don't see the benefit of being in a relationship or even working. Let women work for men now. They don't want a man in a minimum wage job anyway.And?
>>82645589Millennials are on social media. Not so much gen x onwards. That's another thing...it would be like you are hiding something if you have no social media.
this episode of Jackie Chan Adventures has flickering/syncing problems. not as simple as an audio delay or interlacing, it's like it stops and starts.shall turn on deinterlacing and un-focus my eyes.
>>82645598>Millennials are on social media. Not so much gen x onwards. That's another thing...it would be like you are hiding something if you have no social mediaAnd?
>>82645593Doesn't look like Sandford Lane
>>82645576I've got mental elfcan't fight
is 'and?' the new 'no u'?
>>82645598I can't get over just how fucking little you understand about how the world works. Thought it was just women, but it's everything.
>>82645638I know enough that getting a woman is impossible in my situation. At best I'd only get some shitty job again if I am lucky and be single, miserable and a slave.
>>82645638I can't get over how Mr bean always walks into the lamp post. Lol can he not see it!
>>82645642>I know enough that getting a woman is impossible in my situation. At best I'd only get some shitty job again if I am lucky and be single, miserable and a slaveSo?
SSM used to dance. Now he just sits in a deckchair. Sad.
R used to make asmr. Now she just gets pissed.
R is bouncing on W's cock right now.
>>82645672It's a bit early for that. She's probably drinking.
>>82645638some small part of him seems willing to learn/change for the better.a lot of autistic people remind me of Paddington Bear. they're told told about social mores, they nod along and take it as a black-and-white rule.
>>82645679>some small part of him seems willing to learn/change for the betterFucking where? No matter what people say to him he just comes back and spams the same shit.
>>82645679Maybe you should actually fucking explain things to us then?*Fuming
just not a fan of how expensive everything is, getting very basic food, personal grooming items/ household items should not be this expensive. Considering not shaving given the price of razors, could use an electric one but just have a perma stubble.
>>82645691Just use a safety razor with cheap classic blades. Stop falling for the multiblade meme.
>>82645593>Size of his fucking head. Is he getting fatter?
>>82645691I'll shave my cock up your arse little man
Me, R and W. I can live with that.
>>82645706I'm 6'3 though
>>82645691>Considering not shaving given the price of razors, could use an electric one but just have a perma stubble.I just have a cheap electric shaver, let the beard grow out until it's a little bit more than I like, shave down to stubble, then let it all grow out again.Means I don't have to shave other than once every 2 or 3 months, and it's all free besides the leccy.
>>82645686just random late-night discussions with him, lad.>>82645690honestly the world/people are just more complex. you can be told something like 'everyone loves chocolate' and then go around saying 'everyone loves chocolate :D' giving out chocolate, people like you for giving out chocolate. then one day you'll encounter someone who simply does not like chocolate. 'b-but the rules... :('it sucks and i wish the world was more straightforward and nice. but i think there'll always be a point where ANYONE will think a bit too binary or be overly naive. and that's on them.just go talk to more people. or find some other 'system' that isn't causing YOU all this distress.
>>82645726>just random late-night discussions with him, lad.Well then can you tell him to shut the fuck up posting the same schtick every time at least?
I talk some.absolute rubbish when I'm drunk I really do. Anyway Based Nick Woltemade.
>>82645723Pipe down larping manlet
>>82645738seething baldy
>>82645723>I'm 6'3 thoughProof?
>>82645703this. razorblades cost pennies each. and they glide through hair. >>82645724>I don't have to shave other than once every 2 or 3 monthsthe hell? how slow does your beard grow? what about your moustache?
>>82645726You could at least tell me literally anything. You could help when you see I'm not getting things.I'm not just talking to you. I'm talking to everyone.You all already have everything. I don't. Help me. I want to have a life too.
It's not all it's cracked up to be being 6ft 4 you know. My backs fucked and so are my knees. Besides little lads live longer due to their smaller bodies.
How often are you meant to replace disposable razors? Been using mine for months. It just werks
>>82645734depends whether he's open to improving his life. maybe he's like HelperLad on that 'sobergrind', or maybe he's like Chika who left /britfeel/ forever.>>82645737how did you do it?
>>82645757>>82645769this, I'm also a bit fat so my knees are buggered.
>>82645763>the hell? how slow does your beard grow? what about your moustache?I dunno... normal? I go from small stubble to "hairs start getting in my mouth and I hate it" in that time. I'm not saying I end up with a full homeless beard just "longer than short"
>>82645775He's outputting scripted rehearsed lines for a gimmick you bald mong
I can't take adult 'men' under 6ft seriously. Just how it is.
>>82645775>depends whether he's open to improving his lifeYou claimed he is. In my opinion he's clearly not.He will change nothing then constantly cry nothing is better, and I'd rather he just kept his whinging to himself instead of spamming it all the fucking time when it's just bullshit.
nu bread awaits my lids>>82645810>>82645810
>>82645793Pipe down spider legged freak
>>82645768;_; i mean do you see how literally not everyone is like this? all that incel shite has the same self-defeating mechanisms as 'you have to take it on faith'. yes Tinder studies have concluded that scrolling through photos of people, a select few men are more attractive to most women (i would be very surprised if this WASN'T the case).if it boils down to 'i would like a gf' then obviously people far uglier than you have had a gf. there are NEETs with gfs. i can walk down the street RIGHT NOW and pass unemployed fat bald men who live with their wives and sprogs. (i won't.)
>>82645772Once they get too dull to shave well, simple as.Usually they get clogged up with hair and then don't shave as well, and that's the sign to switch.
>>82645813No, because everyone else just gets everything automatically. Friends, jobs, women, a basic understanding of social etiquette. I get none of this, or if I do get it, I get it too late, when the moment has passed.It wouldn't have been that hard for people to just help me out when I was a child, or at least when I was 20.
>>82645772I unironically throw them away after one use
