sunday roast edition
sex with R
Off to get a FKC in a minute mates. You lads want any?
>>82645821We're not allowed to talk about her anymore lad.
corrr that was quick threadington
Off out cottaging now peepul
>>82645828No. Last time I went in a KFC it was staffed by blacks and browns that couldn't understand English. I ordered at the counter and she had to get the manager to take the order.
>>82645772>>82645817i am a pure slag for fresh razorblades. i get a 100 pack of cheap blades off Amazon once a year.after a few beard shaves or 1-2 full body shaves i can TELL it's a bit dull (even if it still cuts okay-ish). into the trash it goes.
>>82645828BBQ twister
>>82645848Same at mine but the chicken comes out the same.
remember when KFC ran out of chicken?my local one stayed open, had signs about how you could still enjoy their chips or try their vegan range.
>>82645857It was a little fat brown woman. She just stood there smiling because she had no idea what was going on.
Also KFC costs a fucking fortune now, what happened to it??
>>82645828zinger ricebox please
Ruthmong, what fast food do you eat?
>get asked a question that requires a one word answer>from my pov i reply clearly>people dont understand>i repeated again louder>still dont understand me>eventually they dodont get it, i've recorded myself to make sure i dont sound like a spacker but people struggle to understand me a lot, even basic things with no background noise etc
>Educating Yorkshire headteacher, 53, hits back after being labelled a 'paedophile and groomer' for striking up relationship with 25-year-old womanWhat you saying lads?
Second half corrrr. Cam on Newcastle. Also nobody uses that word in 2025. What are you, like 70? Lmfao. For someone who constantly speculates on how old other posters are, you're really showing your age. Genuinely grim to think about how these weird obsessive internet trolls are literally boomers. Literal boomeroids. You couldn't write it. Cue an entire thread of seethe from him. Sorry lads.
>>82645897>>i repeatedmaybe i am a spacker hehe
>>82645906She needs to sort her eyebrows out. State.
just shaved the facelingtons, stray nipple hairs and wollocks. Feelin' fresh i am am i not?
>>82645877i remember it always being dear even as a kid, but there were less of them, so it was more of a treat (compared to McDonald's, or Crossy's 2000s Greggs piccies).hard to stay in that mindset now, because the prices have jumped up AND you get fuck all. they always make it sound like a mini fillet of chicken is a lot.
*releases a Bully XL into the thread*
>>82645919Let's see your eyebrows.
>>82645936That won't be happening. Keeping it private x.
7.39 for a large Big Mac meal.Back in my day it was 3.49.
>>82645935*immediately rips toddler in half*'es never dun that before. 'es just a big softie!
>>82645877Cost around 7.50 for a Zinger meal the other week. Mental!
>>82645906pre-20 is borderline nonce territory. Anything over 20 is adults freely interacting with adults, and everyone else should mind their own.>Nooo! There was a le eight year age difference!Literally who cares? Are you going to let seething old women dictate your entire life?
Yeah, this impersonator guy is an instant reminder of why I left this thread. Stop dragging other people into your pathetic constant nastiness and get a life maybe? I shall be leaving again. Until the next time (probably if I'm drunk). Or maybe not. We shall see.
>>82645976you tell him, lad
>>82645956>>82645969And the quality is no better than it used to be.At least back in the day it was cheap and a bit shit, now it's expensive and a bit shit. And it takes fucking ages to be done because they're busy making a million orders for the hundreds of deliveroo riders
>>82645976Not sure what you get out of this. You definitely need to get a life though my lid.
Away to make some Mac and cheese. The wife is making brownies too corr. They're always loaded with chocolate.
>>82645906What's the problem? 25 is far from a child
>>82645906I can maybe see the argument if he was her teacher back when she was in school, but otherwise what's the fucking problem?They're both adults, let them do whatever the fuck they want.
>pro Ana Community Omg lol.i remember from livejournal days.>>82645976U could use a trip code x
https://youtu.be/jb2ggj9mKM0 Amazing video x
bald nonce don't leave us :(
>>82646007c-can i have one?
>>82646013>>82646016Old women seethe and brainrot zoomers failing to understand reality. The only response is "don't care, lol".
>>82646013But but but.... Age gaps are PrObLeMaTiC!I think that the hyper moralising holier than thou sort have latched on to relationships like these because they're the last ones you can Pearl clutch at without being called racist/homophobic
25 is too old for Ruthmong
>>82646007>Away to make some Mac and cheese. The wife is making brownies too corr. >They're always loaded with chocolate.Photos or it didn't happen
>>82645976I dnt blame you though I dnt post hardly anymore either nd itd better for my mental health desu but it sad as well
my eyebrows? couple of weird hairs that are thicker/darker and grow longer.definitely weren't there when i was younger. one day the barber's just started asking if i'd like them trimmed.shall have to remember what setting to use on my beard trimmer. always go through the routine of setting it to 5, then 4, then 3...and oops, basically shaved the fuckers off.
I have the best eyebrows ITT frfr
>>82646071shiniest head too
What is the problem with millennial why are they lazy and babby like in their mentality?
i know >>82645997 is the impersonator but it would be so fucking funny if it actually wasn't.
>>82645961toddler provoke him, tyson is a big softie
>>82646040Of course. There's always too many desu
>>82646013yeah, you should be far from a child at 25 UNLESS you're a teacher/doctor (and even then......)
The less anime nonce posters the better, I say.
>>82646046A lot of current "problems" are simply the last thing people are allowed to complain about.I guess that's why you can scroll through Facebook and see people seething about the lack of restaurants, or whatever. What they really want to say is "I hate trannies and brown people", but they know they can't.This is why "incels" and "gamers" suddenly became such a hot topic a few years ago. This is why people get mad at those kids for not smiling enough, or whatever the fuck.
>>82646102It was perfectly fine for older men to date teen girls in the 60s/70s. Remember the carry on films? Completely normal.
>>82646019>>82646055Not sure I care enough to do that. Maybe though. Just a shame that these places always attract the lowest of the low antisocial psychopaths isn't it. Hope you're doing alright there crossy my lid. You're my favourite poster now.
>>82646019from that lass's videos and the Tumblr chat i always of the mindset Tumblr was for young'uns and past my time, but it was created in 2007 and the Yahoo! buyout thing happened in 2013? wow.far from the progenitor but i do associate the pro ana thing with Tumblr. became aware of it when a friend (we were both 19-20) was into it. and even THEN i thought Tumblr was just the new Gaia, those types of people. fandoms. check your privilege. die cis scum.
Me? I spend an hour on /britfeel/ a day at most. Usually just scroll through the thread when the adverts are on. This is my fist post in months. No more 4-6 hours a day for me de lids.
>>82646141How do you spend the rest of your time? I assume you're friendless obvs.
>>82646120honestly i think that's just how they cast films, rather than a reflection of reality. you could have a suave leading man in his 50s but then the ingenue love interest has to be a woman in her late teens or early 20s.i mean the reality there would be that these men have gone way longer single. Sid James is a top shagger, but not married yet? and just many deaths/divorces has Humphrey Bogart gone through? (bit sus tbqh.)
>>82645810These men have the best lives>fat>bald>wife to fuck>live in beautiful country>awesome accent>beer and food>probably knows everyone there and is lovedyou bastards have it so good
>>82646189cor is Link about to shoot up?
>>82646198Two of those are me. I'm on my way desu desu
>>82646212Let me guess, fat and bald?
Might have some party food for tea, prawn thingies, and duck rolls, maybe some injun type meat thing. Should be fun.
the poofter and the whale were the funniest ones.actually quite progressive, in a way.
>>82646220Bald and awesome accent actually.
He only impersonates other posters when he knows/thinks they are in the thread and there to read it. Which means that there isn't even any banter reason for it or some other strange reason, it's literally solely done to try and upset people who he hates for some reason. Purely a negative motive. Sad and grim.
>>82646240And he fears ID's.
i'm going to impersonate the impersonator
>>82646240OMG what is that guy like!
>>82646253Makes actually no sense that thread IDs like on other boards aren't used site-wide desu. No actual downside. Might check out some other boards that use them desu.
You lads ever clean your phones? I tend to do it a couple of times a year when it's visibly gross. I had some crusty crap on it, probably cum from last night's spaffington. Given it a bit of a scrub with one of them antibac cleaning wipes and now it's clean as a whistle. Kind of gross how many germs all our phones must be covered in all the time, since we touch them all day with whatever we've been doing.
noticed hardly anyone washes their hands after a pee or poo at workdirty cunts
>>82646269Or you could just use a tripcode if the idea of bring Anonymous frustrates you that much.
>>82646227That does sound fun lad, see if you can get some halloumi or mozzarella sticks or some other cheesy concoction in there too.
>>82646272Yeah obsessively so. OCD thing innit.
>>82646289Never get this. The hot tap at work is always really hot so I love washing my hands with it. Plus the hand dryer is actually good
still need to watch Carry On Cleo but i feel obligated to watch Cleopatra first. they reused a lot of the sets and costumes so it LOOKS like it has really good production values.although i actually think Carry On Up the Khyber was pretty high effort. riding around on elephants, big battle scenes, all that.
>>82646297I don't have any unfortunately, but I could do some cheesy potato letters?
>>82646133I'm now realising all of this heavy social control shit we're living in was Tumblr's way of trolling.4chan was the male brained site, and so used to troll people by calling them names, posting shock images, generally being obnoxious. Tumblr was the fembrained site, and their version of being vile and antisocial was to form little cliques, and then violently expel anyone who didn't go along with whatever stupid shit they were claiming to believe in in that exact moment of time. Or to approach non-aligned parties, and say "fuck you, you're a bigot", "bake the cake" etc.
>>82646305I do understand it, I definitely think I should clean mine more but I just forget until it's visibly unpleasant. Probably for the best.
>>82646328Now we're talking lad, see if you can spell a dirty word. Few years ago I made wifeberg (gfberg at the time) a breakfast and spelled out 'foxy cunt' in letters. Went down a treat.
>>82646272Only the same like any screens, I wait for it to get annoying and then I clean it. No real routine or whatever.
Seaside updateCheeky Domino's if that's alri with you lads? It better than giving it t'bookieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V45nAcLKwRU
What are we all doing for dinner lads? For me it's jacket potato and pukka pie. Got some beans from garden and some asparagus also. Haven't eaten since breakfast so I'm excited.
>>82646412Corr two dinners. 20st bracket coming on strong.
>>82646334good take tbqh. at the end of the day even the weirdos were just having fun. i'm sure there were plenty of teenagers who are now just gay or transgender adults (fine) and have 'settled down' a bit.but i think the genuine, pernicious keyboard warrior shite moved on to Twitter. can't even take the piss out of yourself (let alone another group) lest it be wrongthink. only jaded irony is allowed.it's all pretty lose/lose even as far as pseudonymous internet posting goes. i might have liked an artist or a writer and they had a Tumblr, but i never saw a Tumblr and thought 'wow, what a great blog, i'll be sure to check out their posts!' (i don't even think you could filter original posts vs reposts, weird site)
ayy lads, anyone know about these "free money" apps?How's all that work?
>>82645877Like all things lad, it got more expensive and worse quality. Burgers are smaller, chips are S H I T, all for a few bob more. Back in the day when my folks were poor KFC was a rare treat we could afford, doubt they would nowadays if it they were in the same position as then.I just make a point of getting it once every week so I have an excuse to leave my boxroom and go for a drive and feel like I live a life that isn't actually 18 hours a day staring at screens.
>>82646471Could mix it up a bit lad? Get something other than KFC.
>>82646449the bad thing is a lot of it moved into the institutions, and the police force. "SJWism" somehow is actual state ideology at this point.At least it's dying, slowly. Only after it has ruined potentially thousands of lives, and left a death toll in it's wake.
>>82646479I'm out in the sticks mate, they're all a bit shit.Dominos are expensive and rubbish. Subway is fine but I found they're chatty here and I'm too socially retarded for it.There's also a maccies next to the KFC but it's funny cos the KFC is completely dead on an evening, then the maccies is fucking rammed and there's nowhere to park.So yeah I could, but the price/quality ratio of anything round me is just a bit shit. I miss being in the city and deliverooing all the restaurant shit in.
the REAL crime is that a generation of youths who would otherwise have been slightly-alternative and posted here instead went elsewhere.not even talking about porn. talking about art.
>>82646528where did they all go? maybe i will go there. there are some losers i'm getting tired of seeing (not you or most of us, don't worry, our mothers gave birth to winners)
Beige food
>>82646518Makes sense lad, I also used to live inna city and had so many options, incredible Thai and Korean. Bought a house so had to move out into the suburbs so I'm close enough to get some stuff, but not close enough to get everything so we're a bit limited.
Stuck a finger up my arse in the shower there. Not bad. Did it thinking about Keir Starmer's wife too.
>>82646412And he wonders why he's always got SVT. Fat bastard.
>>82646546not a clue. 4chan was never good but it's the best we have.i can selectively ignore things but the idea of 'curating' a Twitter feed sounds like hell tbqh. or finding a few niche subreddits that are actually good. might be for you, but it's not for me.
>check out some old 2000s forums i used to visit>websites are still around>oh hey gr->"The forums are inactive. Join our Discord!"aaaaaaaaaa
>>82646585I basically moved to the sticks due to random circumstances, to rent for a couple more years to big up the deposit. I always insisted I'd go back to the city as I missed the convenience of everything.Eventually though when I started looking, the city had nothing good and here had some okay places for decent prices. Still kinda regret it but fuck moving house again for a long while.Maybe one day deliveroo or whoever will come here and offer more than the stuff that's 5 minutes walk down the road anyway.
>>82646133I remember My big sister using tumblr while I was in secondary skewl. Its pretty old. I nvr used it much but I was into livejournal when I was much younger, I nean like 12 13, 2004 style, ppl spoke about pro Ana back then I wasn't into it jst remember it I was jst posting about the music I liked nd how I hate skewl nd MSN friend drama etc
paedophiles use discord to communicate with each other
Everubody needs to see the video. Made me cry. Amazing what God can do for ppl
>>82646648and the award for "the most pointless and obvious post of all time" goes to
>>82646655Raising awareness of this important issue is "pointless" according to this lad
>>82646667>DID YOU KNOW PEOPLE COMMUNICATE USING A POPULAR COMMUNICATION PLATFORM!>THIS WILL INCLUDE CRIMINALS!!!!!!So insightful.
There are too many humans on this planet I reckon. Its a good thing people arent having kids. Need to cull the population a bit.
>>82646687We get it. You're pro-paedo.
>>82646695Nah I'd never support you.
>>82646648>>82646667>>82646695"do you drink water? so did Hitler" ahh
>>82646640mad how sites go. why was Piczo the girl one for girls? why was Tumblr the weeb one for weebs?i remember seeing random forums for everything from eating disorders to how to commit suicide. not sure that's even spooky dark web stuff now, i'm guessing they just get banned from Reddit/similar and then make private groups somewhere.
>>82646712"do you wish you killed hitler? so did hitler!"
we are on the world narrow web now
>Medicating headaches with alcohol Nani?
>>82646718don't let your opps catch the mandem lacking
>>82646721noticing i get headaches as a side effect from painkillers. but it's a different type of headache to a normal migraine, more buzzy.when you hear about religions that don't drink alcohol saying 'except for medical purposes' what even are those? do they mean rubbing alcohol, or drinking it?
>>82646728motherfucker i am a console cowboy who can jack into any system on the 'net. don't diss or you'll get proc'd.
>>82646735in Islam we generally mean anything is fine but ethanol drank from beverages that make you drunk isn't, alcohol is very sterilising and applying it to an open wound is quite helpful to prevent infections.
>>82646716Ye tbere was a site like that thats still up am.not writing the name nd there was a use net group too I found all this info about how to KMS when i was googling for it when I was 12 n depressed what type of pills are better nd how high buildings have to be n such But for some reason despite Finding some pretty efficient ways to end my life nd knowing that drowning is 1 of the more painful nd drawn out I always wanted to drown anyway in the clyde limmy style bc Idk I guess it's like victorian and romantic
>>82646717if you asked Hitler this any day before 30 April 1945, i bet he would have said no.
>>82646692Pipe down Klaus x
piczo glittery winnie the pooh sparkly gifarooni time
>>82646761hi again Muslimlad.can you EVER drink it to get drunk? e.g. reverse antifreeze poisoning, or as an emergency painkiller/anaesthetic? (you might not have morphine handy in the woods, but maybe you can find vodka.)
>>82646344Sorry, forgot to hit reply.>Few years ago I made wifeberg (gfberg at the time) a breakfast and spelled out 'foxy cunt' in letters. Went down a treat.Corr. And kek, nice one. Shows she's a fun lass.I ended up finding a cathedral city pigs in blankets cheese toastie in the freezer, so munched on that. It was pretty nice.
>>82646764drowning is one of those things that just terrifies me as a purely unplanned thing tbqh. would never like to drown.maybe we disagree about the whole 'peaceful pill' thing. but, at some point, you have to prepare for someone who is dying anyway (e.g. in a hospice). i think it's right we make them comfy as poss.
if there has to be IDs (and there doesn't) i'd go for the way 4-ch does it: IDs but if you sageru in a polite Japanese way, then the ID is hidden.
Its quite amazing what jesus Done for me bc i was suicidal frm when i was about 12 for like 15 yrs nd had A number of overdoses whereas now my life on paper is probably worse even than back then but I wouldnt kms in a million years nd I do feel depressed on a every day human basis sometimes still But my heart is v happy nd joyful At all times theres a difference its a bit like How in a job some body has a different person they are at work nd at home I get caught up in little things bothering me still but i never rly forget that life is still amazing at the end of the day Things actually have changed quite a bit its a shame that many ppl have closed their hearts to the truth
dont remember anyone asking
I asked telepathically
>>82646425>20st bracket coming on strong.kek
I know byt it needs to be said sometimes incase some body thats on the fence can be notified that Theres a better life available x
>>82646860>life is still amazing at the end of the day Seconded.
In that spoons me getting some scran. No wooze though. Cutting it right down I am.
>>82646718Just commenting to tell you I love the image, that hammy is cool as all get out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UhVoZmtd5Qback on that Christian rock grind, me. #trueemo
>>82646801not just to get drunk. for antifreeze poisoning, or emergency painkiller, we have a saying "necessities make the forbidden permissible". doesn't mean you won't catch some of us going spoons still))
Lollers is a nonce but in a good way
do actually like that Flyleaf just as music. i think there's a plastic-ness that comes with a lot of Christian <media>, especially from the US. you listen to the band Pillar and it sounds like they CREATED a band for da kidz. lil Brad and Faith want a Papa Roach CD for Christmas, but Agnes at church says they say sw**r w*rds.
It was old-style paedo-ing, before it got such a bad name.
>>82646971ngl he was my fav poster
Sunday roast but without gravy. Grim.
Ethical Noncing. unappreciated on its release, now regarded as one of the best Christian albums ever.
>>82646982>wasWhat happened? Did he stop posting here?
>>82646996Get a bit of sauce on it lad, it'll be alright (hopefully).
>>82646996in OP's pic? haven't seen the video, is it without gravy? how can you tell? curved bowl.if you're one of those 'everything swimming in gravy' wrongpeople, you need to make yourself some proper gravy some time.
>>82647014Hes in jail for a non-noncing related crime
I CAN FEEL YOU ALL AROUND ME THICKENING THE AIR IM BREATHIN'HOLDING ONTO WHAT IM FEELING SAVOURING THE HEART THSTS HEALIN
>>82646980Theres a festival in england called big church music aside It would be a kewl place to meet ppl that arent jst getting off their tits etc Thats the nice thing like the church group doesnt quite make me anxious in the same way as the normal support group did Bc Idk at least you know its ppl who are at the very least making some effort to be decent Whereas in normal life now its jst a gamble if you bump into a psycho nd ppl are very unpleasant a lot
>>82646919Very true pic tho, fr me its https://youtu.be/Z4A5HwMOfW8
He's probably in prison for hacking. He loved messing about with code and scripts.
>>82647031No the wife forgot the gravy
SHE'S LIVE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgFIBtPqjX8
cant talk about christianity without a bit of temple OS now can we?Risen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmjU-6tkEc8''This is one of the oldest songs. I picked the random name "risen" and said to God "Oh, you're ambitious," thinking it was an epic name. He laughed and gave an epic song!'''It was generated. Terry Davis considered random numbers to have significance from God, so he created a little program that lets a user set a few options (octave, rests, etc.) and it would generate a simple hymn'' that tune was created by god, kvno
>>82647077>''It was generated. Terry Davis considered random numbers to have significance from God, so he created a little program that lets a user set a few options (octave, rests, etc.) and it would generate a simple hymn''yeah it was generated by one of the most insane and schizophrenic individuals the internet has seenvery telling of christianity
for me it'shttps://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/roast-dinner-one+https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/best-yorkshire-puddingsde-glaze the roasting tin with a splash of white wine. stock from a cube is fine for this type of thing but i WISH proper stock was more common. it's bones in water, they can't make (cheap) vats of the stuff?
>>82647077Terry was a sign from god? >p0028
>>82647050https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptographic_nonceit was a misunderstanding, this whole time??
CUTE Jews in Manchester lads
>>82647123They all look like femcels
>>82647077i remember his posts, guy was everywhere. some /prog/ and /g/ types tried to get his OS working and he'd just have a go at them when they couldn't (then spam Bible quotes).that Down the Rabbit Hole video definitely humanised it all. didn't know the guy did videos/streams, he was clearly not well but also very bright. RIP tdavis.
>>82647133>femcelsNo such thing desu
>>82647123There is only one there who could pass for remotely cute
>>82647123>>82647133I can save them...One of the best dates I ever went on was with a femcel Jew.
>>826471236 > 4 > 7 > 8 > 1 > 9 > 2 > 3 > 5 if i'm being honest
>>82647152which one? curly hair and art fringe are both qts.
The only femcel I can think of was Moni
fuckin Hebepinkos woking it up in the SJW Caliphate of Cirrhosispool.
I don't think I'd trust a Jew who wasn't at least a little bit of a Zionist.Who are you trying to please?
>>82647123The tall one is a lad I think
>>82647123based old Jewish lady being sensible, then knowing when to back away from a troll.RUINED by the younger woman harping on about 'it's intimidating me personally'.
>>82647224The one on the far right?Really?
>He was a goy>She was a jew>Can I make it any more obvious?
>>82647250Nah the one in the middle with the fringe. Could be wrong.
>>82647249Seems like they're pretty leftist to me lad.
I fink a lot of addicts in particular alcohol nd opiates r like christians in waiting As its a compulsion to feel peace that we tend to be outcasts that nobody cares about so nobody tells u that there is a much better nd more real way to feel peace Thats good for your life instead of ruining it Nd thats why ppl go to AA nd become religious I dont fink Its like they decided to Its like they were shown what was inside them frm the start in a way that is relatable to them instead of jst being lectured about it by grown ups as a child etc. I was jst lucky that I had my aunty but it Still took me many many yrs of being too proud in the first place to even listen to her I fink when ppl hit rock bottom they will be more willing to listen as when youre doing well nd proud you dont care what anyone says about ur life as its going well in your opinion. Nd basically aa/na does a good service in that respect
>>82647249yeah, it's not Pet Shop GIRLS is it?
>>82647258Number 5? Yeah, could be a trans QUEEN, or just one of those big-boned women you get.Can't be arsed with finding the video to tell for sure though.>>82647268Not reading this shite.
>>82647280>Not reading this shite.Smart choice really.
Corr imagine snogging this lass
mad how prison officer wages are 26-31k and you know youre getting the 26k starting out, and this is to interact with dangerous people lmao, insult really.
On a youtube vid isaw richard dawkins on american news frm 2000s doing his posh spiel "which God r you talking about, zeus, thor" It reels kinda nostalgic atheist mong kino nd the complete balderdash that was pushed on us as the way smart ppl should be
>>82647268love you to bits crossy but i HUMBLY DISAGREE. glad you have faith and if people are on the fence and religion is for them i think that can be wonderful.but if addicts are in that boat i think they need to get well first, then discover religion when they're better. does just feel exploitative when religious people swoop in.i mean if you want to help people because it's right according to your religion that's great, but the AA/NA system of it all feels like it's an American model solving a problem we don't/shouldn't have here (we have the NHS).plus they do have their claws in more than i'd like. e.g. getting council funding that has to be a 12-step programme but it technically doesn't have to be AA/NA, but why not AA/NA, might as well while they're around...? :))also the history of it all is a bit weird even in the US. AA Bill got chummy with Aldous Huxley and all them, 'oh maybe LSD could get people off the drink', 'no Bill you can't say that! that would be Taking A Drug, which we are AGAINST.'
>>82647337Nicolemaxxing gets you 33k tax-free. The only people doing those jobs are migrants who do it for 5 years before they get ILR so they can Nicolemaxx for the rest of their lives too with their clan.
Not being funny but its insane that Dawkins nd his wife Romana frm doctor who got Divorced when they were both like 75 Not being funny but you jst dont imagine ppl that old having a divorce At that point why not jst "stay together for the peptide mono nucleid genomes" or w/e
>>82647339you are the biggest mongyou have no fucking clue what you're on about
>>82647337UK wages are absolutely shit. Go to America or Australia and you get paid double if not triple the amount. Our ruling class have us fucked that hard that we have been conditioned into thinking that if you earn over 30k a year you've made it in life.
Wouldn't mind being in the middle of these two Jewish lasses in bed
>>82647311>Smartheh, that IS the better choice (IMO)>>82647339yeah i'll give him that, obviously all the 'enlightened fedora atheist' cliches came from somewhere and he's stuck to his guns. don't agree with him, but he's not thick or anything. all the 'sky daddy' stuff is a bit silly but he doesn't just go 'u mad bro???' and run away dabbing.some basic sense of decorum is on the way out. will miss him when he's gone.
>>82647400Corrrr... love thick eyebrows on a lassie. I'd lick them.
>>82647400wouldn't mind propagating my peptide mono nucleid genomes all over them tbqh.
Not right what seasideMARK did to DavidC he befriended him and as soon as they got close he asked to borrow 500 pound and has not repaid him yet.
>>82647410hello, please help me with >>82646058wondering if it's safe to pluck them. although, overall, i'd rather have more eyebrow than less eyebrow.
>>82646425Think he's well past 20st now lad.
>>82647339i know people who are still like that. they're awful
imagine if someone's saliva was Nair
My eyebrows are fine and delicious >KKKRW
My former friend from college married a Jewish woman. He has to partake in Jewish traditions and ceremonies and every year on Facebook he is wife made him light a candle for the October 7th hamas attacks and post "free the hostages" propaganda on Facebook. He might be married but fucking hell he couldn't be more cucked.
thread has made me> +20% pro-Jewish> -5% pro-atheistgood job /britfeel/
tight jewish fanny
>>82647036That festi is right by me, or was this year, like 15 minutes away. Was driving past as people were going in and thought oh maybe I'll go in, and then saw the name and was like lol no thanks
Good clown thread in >>>/gif/ corr
>>82647454Imagine if you pissed bleach
>>82647572my toilet bowl would be whiter than /pol/
>>82647467That is absolutely brutal.
>>82647467Is she a hot Jewess?
>>82647557Wow didn't even know I was into that.
excited for getting my teeth straightened, cor
>>82647123that video has quite the title
Shippy has struck again.
>>82647682>that video has quite the titleyeah wtf
Remembered when I used to play Smash Bros 4 and Ultimate competitively. Both games are dogshit.
now back in the days of old meright around the time I became a dope fiendate some codeine, as a way of coping taste of opiates, case of O.E.turned me into smiley face emoji
>No bloody way am I getting that ID card. There will be riots in the streets.>Slippery slope taking away our rights and privacy. I'm fuming about it. Not gonna happen. Scared for the world my children have to grow up in.based Sophie Penny. Always knew she was one of the good ones
>>82647707fucking hellsurely this sends you to, like, double-hell
>>82647724For me it was LoL. Back when I was in uni some people I was in a group with played it, and I took that shit quite seriously for like 2 years. Watched all the esports and everything.I got out of it once I left uni as I moved somewhere with shit internet, and I didnt like how casual it was getting either.
the digital ID cards thing isn't even a new law? on paper it's an opt-in, ('it's just easier, hehe')?kind of worse in a way because this is the sort of shite that MIGHT get knocked back by the House of Lords.
>>82647739enjoyed this post and read it twice
Love lifting lots of weights then gorging on nutrient filled wholefood meals ive cooked then hibernating like a woodland creature, comfy
>>82647342Yes friend it shouldnt be forced will pray for u and all addicts
>one of the worst christians in the country lectures others on why christianity is greatCan't make this shit up.
bringing in voter ID was absolute bullshit, there was a very real chance i simply wouldn't vote. i was checking the Voter Authority Certificate info week to week. but if i just didn't send off for anyone, no voting 4 me?in the end they decided expired passports were fine. the polling station people didn't even check it, just that i had it.
>>82647707What other places and words do you regularly search on the news for
>>82647845front page news you dribbling spastic
>>82647724Who did you main,,I was into melee like that,Peach main + Marth and Sheik of course nd sometimes jigglypuff,, Wavedashing n L-cancelling n all that good stuff never played any after brawl tho apart frm the switch one casually
>>82647852>last article>its not even the front page, it's the UK page
>>82647863And you're still a fucking spastic lmfao at you.
>>82647823thanks matey marrowi am a cultural Christian
>>82647862Bayonetta in Smash 4, Wolf in Ultimate.I played a bit of Melee but was never good. Played Fox in Melee.
>eva6-coded zoomer postsok but who asked
There was a competitive pikachu player frm Scotland back then, Pictish_freak he wrote the pikachu/pichu guide on gamefaqs too.It was kewl cus back then you didnt rly see stuff about scotland on the internet much.I believe decadent_one was frm here too a swell the Bowser guy.Used to download matches off DC++, smashboards etc.Fun times
>>82647707Thank god the police have given a detailed description of this "group of men" (perhaps they could even be called a rape gang?) so they're clearly on top of catching them.
Nothing is playing for me on /gif/
>>82647891>Bayonetta in Smash 4fuck you
for me it was always Young Link. didn't know all the mad cancelling stuff, just fun to play. pulling off mad tricks like throwing bombs then shooting them (or stabbing them JUST far away enough).then i played Melee with friends after 10+ years, a lot of it came back as muscle memory. but my god, the way people INTO it play. was like casual Scrabble versus professional Scrabble.
I really am fond of pre history, so interesting.
>>82647891I luv bayonetta never played smash 4 nd only played the switch one like a couple of times I might actually get that in cex some time I luv bayonetta nd Rosalina.I think Fox was pretty much in the same tier as Marth nd Sheik but me i found him hard to use in comparison hes kewl though
need a shadowheart GF <3
/v/ used to run their own smash 4 tournaments. most of them were really bad but you had some regulars who were genuinely decent that i enjoyed playing
>>82647955Hes fun but Peachs turnips is based
oh you dont mean nuu uuthin at all to meeeeheeeh
RONDOUDOU
Its 1 of the few video games other ppl would be interested in playing with me nd i ruined it being a tryhard turning items off, final destination wavedashing etc. I was rly spergy with my interests at that age nd Didnt rly have an Off button where i can think "Other ppl dont necessarily enjoy this" whereas now I would know to jst treat it like casual fun but i dont have any1 that would play it with me now so Thats pretty much the moral of the story.>>82648023Purin my beloved
another 12 hours of drivel and txtspeak from crossmongoloid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN3vhWWZvOgwhere the FUCK are the Melee RONDOUDOUs?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzVxiT1FbyE&t=104sthat's all lovely but you are MISSING ONES
>>82648092yes please>>82648070at least there's 100% a community of likewise other people, who would tend to agree with your tryhardnessi mean the chaos of items is definitely fun but i think if you play it enough most people are going to go for the whole 'no items, Fox only, Final Destination' thingyou JUST KNOW if there was a 'turn RNG off' option, people would. turnipmaxx based on Peach's animation frame or some sorcery.
>>82648095So cute n_n
Competitive mario kart would work so much more if you could turn off items..I dont believe theyve ever pit that option in any of them before.U just cant get aroudn the rubberbanding + RNG in those games
Its honestly unfair you cant turn them off in any mario kart game.If youve paid hard earned money for your game u should be allowed to turn them off.
PUDDI PUDDIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sEI1AUFJKw
Rondoudou x
yep im thinking its left for dead 2 time
>>82648092I save reading his posts until morning when I'm having a big shit
Used to browse /fgg/ (fighting games general) on /vg/. The drama was very entertaining. People would talk shit to each other and settle it in their game of choice. One lad from /fgg/ called Broski is now a pro Street Fighter 6 player and a pretty popular Youtube content creator/Twitch streamer which is mad. Humble beginnings.
>>82648203https://youtu.be/1guJsD-au7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhvWZ5pGPK8don't even know what this is. wandering mod posted it on /x/ one day (this was back when 4chan had spam so it was cool seeing an actual mod moderating for a bit)
>>82648225I just have him filtered. Absolutely deranged mong he is.
zoomers won't believe me, but back when Old School RuneScape was just called RuneScape, a couple of times i saw the developers/GMs wandering around in bits of the game behind walls and fences, in black voids, places us mere mortals could not get to.
>>82648256i am in the weird part of YouTube again!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjaFG4YN6g
>>82648320did you ever witness his greatness?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhTQrqyiHK0quite like the synth in whatever soundfont that is. sounds like a Mega Drive game.
>>82648320Last year I played a private server and got to level 100 odd with a total level of around 1300, just stopped playing for some reason. I played classic when i reopened the first time. loved it.
>>82648320>>82648355mad coincidence lads, ive just been listening to the legion of doom, ever watch any of the old runescape youtube videos back int' day and they always had LOD as the soundtrack?
>>82648355corrrr zezima.haha look at that loser who didn't have a party hat. imagine not playing RuneScape on Christmas Day.
>>82648385Those party hats are worth 5 figures now in Rs3
Stopped playing Runescape after they added GE. Ruined.
>>82648402there was some trick where you could clone more, people would just walk round handing them out.
>>82648408Yes back then purple hats were the rarest to get in the crackers. somebody used some sort of software and duplicated a load. now purples are the least valuable because of that.
>>82648347Rondoudou <(^_^)> 0;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws235sUCGHAkeek
>level is average value of skills>(or however it worked)>Wilderness areas are grouped by level>some dickhead min-maxed player wrecks you>all because you did too much fishing and prayingaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>82648442corrr even if it a character, they DID blackface. two layers of irony cannot save them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8wit is ABOUT the -ism innit, punching up if anything
>>82648442Bro what is that music@1 minute.Its silent hill or smth.
>>82648512probably shitty incidental music from Dragon's Den
>>82648447They're called pures, minmax is zoomer speak. In runescape combat level is based on all combat skills, attack, strength, defence, ranged, magic, prayer. Someone with say base 70s would have the same combat level as a pure with like 99 att 99 str 1 def and would pwn you
Aint that sum shit x
>mate B hasn't messaged in weeks>mate A said worrying things early this morning>hear phone go off just now>check texts>it's mate B
gonna go on a night drive, my favourite sammy is working at the petrol station and he always lets me in to do some shopping instead of using the night pay window
Mass starts@9 o clock you r consistently late for mass your just being pure RUDE and ignorant but you are an ignoramus of a woman. Ok u got it all? Got it all? >:) I look forward to seeing it on youtube! U ARE A SILLY SILLY SILLY.......................evil, woman.Thats what u are.Who u gonnae show that to now?Who u gonnae show that to.Ya CLOWN.MASS STARTS AT 9 OCLOCK YOU ARE JUST RUDE RUDE !!
>>82648539>puresyeah that's a fair word for it. did they ever revise it?felt daft, like i was being punished for past decisions (i think i'd done a BIT of prayer/magic, mostly prayer, but wasn't a pure cleric or whatever)tried to think of it as 'well i'll just see my level differently' but it actually had a mechanical effect in the game, against other players. i think 'min/maxing' comes from tabletop RPGs though. definitely remember it as D&D term (mostly from /tg/, although i wouldn't be surprised if it's older than that)
>every pile of bones in existence you DIDN'T pick up and use to level up Prayer is wasted prayertentialAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>82648611>did they ever revise it?Idk it's just what the community called it?Wildy has a long history, it has been removed/disabled a few times I think, there's never been much reason to go there for regular players, back in the day it was mainly for runite ore, clue trannies and a couple training methods like that place for magic, pvp was basically just griefers against those, also scams/lure bugs and rwt for a bit during the trade limit era
>>82648642Maybe if you were killing dragons but why wouldn't you pick up your dragon bones. Picking up and burying regular bones has always been a waste of ticks. Depends when like idk the current meta but back in the day you'd do altars with butler or the ectoplasm thing
in my bedo lads going to sleep and there is nothing you can do to stop me
https://youtu.be/ZKPREjJRkH8 jst realised I was finking of this, the tune in that vid is indeed just frm dragons den I fink
Ron dou dou dou >:)
>>82648705the actual number did just ruffle my OCD/autism feathers. my level 45 wouldn't be 'your' level 45.i remember a few revisions to how the wilderness worked, just remember there limits (either actual or social-agreed ones). not usually a fan of games being super mathematically balanced even if they're competitive/multiplayer, but it took ONE of those griefers to ruin your day.me, i mostly remember sticking to some cave with a lesser demon. slim chance of dropping a rune helmet, i think it was. always had chill players, that cave.
going through my weekly bout of depression because it isn't the early 00's and zoomers exist, again.
>>82648875>zoomers existthanks for reminding me
Just got back homes from seeing that Long Walk at the cinema. Ngl it was a pretty solid movie, acting was decent, characters were interesting enough to care about, and the story was also good. 8/10.
https://youtu.be/O12F4HkKMg8 lovely
>cave with a lesser demonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Cgh15Xh-Icorrr may have been this. layout looks familiar, i remember there being two of them. not the wildy though.but i remember them being picrel, think their walking animation was the sprite just mirrored. all hobbling along.can't believe they made everything 3D. you trying to melt my PC, Jagex???
>>82648934sounds canny>>82648942this was a very good video
>>82648943I'm currently playing a 2004 private server it's a 1 for 1 preservation project.
>>82648980ohhh was this that Lost City server?might join you some day, Blad. i signed up for an account but i forgot my details.
>>82649023Yeah lost city 2004 scape
>>82649033did they update it so you HAVE to log in through Discord? are accounts per-world, or for the whole game?>autogenerated a long gibberish password>cannot paste into the actual client>not sure if it's actually invalid or noto well.
Your an ignoramus of a woman x
>>82649108No i don't use discord to log in, they must have removed it. You do need discord to use the market place though
........but ilove you ... n_n
You are a ignoramus of awoman.U are a silly evil woman.Oh aye.
Jst felt sad cus a lassie in my support group chat said something n shes got same name as my aunty
heheheh.>>82649142looks like they require it for new sign-ups/log-ins now.this is Sign In with Facebook all over again.
>>82649203Grim. Try player support on discord to try and recover your account
remember when moot ran that Canvas beta and you NEEDED Facebook Login? i know it was a different site to 4chan but of all the dumb shit in the world...>>82649198how is the cat doing?
>>82649213i forgot my Discord details, reset the password, it's all good now.just odd the site itself (not the game client) has>Legacy Logina'ight, fair enough. let's log in...>You must continue with Discord to log into this character.AAAAAA.could just do this but to be honest i am very sleepy. i should NOT start a RuneScape adventure like this.
>>82649226Shesgood it was only me Nd her in the house from wednesday til yesterday as they were away on a trip so it was a cozy af week desu shes good company.When canvas came out i didnt rly understand what it was meant to be nd still dont desu.
My mams wee fings frm my aunty thats in the other room it makes me sad but its nice as well
and by 'very sleepy' i mean picrel.>>82649327>When canvas came out i didnt rly understand what it was meant to be nd still dont desu.i don't know how the actual site worked but i think it was just some online image editor for making epic new maymays. they CALLED it an image board, but it reminded me of that drawing thing on the Wii.
What i had 4 tea yday Wasnt that hungry but i still ate it all because of fluoxetine
>>82649419haters will say it doesn't look goodi'll say,what is it? curry + rice?
Wilko used to sell sp*cker trays with circles instead of ovals.just another punch in the gut now Wilko is gone.
>>82649451Chicky curry x>You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
not rite what they did to Spacker Davehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n8HKQihR2Ijust because he's different
What le fuck x>>82649078
I require ibuprofen x
My mams pals cat got gabapentin fr going to the Vet cus hes indoor cat nd freaks out a lot going to the vet like shits in the crate nd shits on the vets table etc So the vet prescribed to take a gabapentin the night before nd one in the morning of the vet nd she said it made a big difference
>>82649476cor lush.do any nightlads know any good curry base recipes, for Indian takeaway type curries? the ones where you have the base and then change spices to get korma, vindaloo, etc?
Its sad he has meowntal health about going outside like meownxiety
Mow functioning meowtism < / 3
>>82649489i think this person is just obsessed with this film and keeps posting about it. there was a thread couple days ago, i posted >>82626883i agree with me, there. also the audio was muffled to hell. had to watch some YouTube videos with normal stereo/mono audio. remind myself i could, in fact, still understand English dialogue.
pssperger's
>>82649574Lol what a strange individual
i know it's dark and at night. but film it as though the big light is on. we'll all understand
oh no why can i see what's happening in the film? that's so unrealistic
>>82649706I ws watching animated series one.night lately when I was codeined out its a proper vibe. It's on netflix
hold on i thought brexit was supposed to fix immigration
Just escaped Glasgow city centreAMA
filmmakers: start doing THIS
was weird whenever the animated series took place during the day
>>82649810Oo er looks like a prostate tortured nd hes passed out nd his mascara is like black sweat nd tears
>>82649819this is EXACTLY what i was thinking too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIoaRp9S_jQcan relate to this cartoon. bloody codeines I swear to god
>when she tickles ur rondoudou
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/creepy-heaton-pervert-flashed-genitals-32531956scary article in the local newspaper. stay safe nightwalk friends x
Amazing xx
>>82649968Its not safe going out at night sadly x
>NHS issues three-day warning for millions of co-codamol users in UKaaaaa>"If you need to take co-codamol for a long time, your body can become tolerant to the codeine in it."AAAAAAA
it is not safe ANYWHERE>'Monster' Northumberland primary school teacher banned from profession after child sex offences conviction>Zoe Williams is prohibited from teaching indefinitely and cannot teach in any school, sixth form college, or children's home in England>Zoe>she>her>mfw
>>82649891Weird video xx
These videos give me ASMR. Lowkey want someone to crack my neck like this as well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDPdm56t8RA
>>82650099miss Newgrounds as a random hotchpotch of cartoons.some good music on there too. >ParagonX9corrr
>>82650094I ws watching youtube poops earlier lol xx
https://youtu.be/xvM4-H0Im7A this is a kewl channel billions must like n subscribe xx
Dropped my strawbs in the sink n_n
>>82650094Would deffos home skewl if i had weans.Couldnt feel comfortable knowing my wean is at the mercy of a average skewl day every day for 10+ years.Its torture.Ok they might be fine, but its a risk.
>>82650227got any...links? (heh)but for real, links(saw a more recent one of the CD-i games but it was all high production, i think on some zoomer channel, millions of views, weird)>>82650258you could wash them
oh it was this, '''only''' a quarter milly my badhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm2J7pPcYsk>This is a project I started on Twitter in March 2022, wherein viewers got to vote on what choice the King should make at various points in the story. going to rewatch this since that's actually a neat idea. but right off the bat all the production stuff with true new animation, blurring and that, feels maybe over-produced, for what these were
> The Zelda CDi Reanimated Collab! o aye now THAT sounds like some YouTube kinothat Shrek reanimation was solid
Get that down ya boy phwoar x
>>82650327https://youtu.be/XCqBeW50KsE i knew all.the words frm this bc I watched it that many times. Back in skool. So nostalgic
The strwaberries r saved.Strawb squad I must recommend Red Ruby strawberries from Aldi. Right now ave just got normal boring ones frm tesco though.
Lowkey life is alright x
https://youtu.be/KnZy_VdVLrE kino
Final Fantasy is an RPGthe only one i needit's the RPG for me~
https://youtu.be/ln5e1CngC40 kino
some breddy gud little snippets in that Zelda CDi Reanimated.time to rewatch and jot down the names of the good ones.
>be animator for the Minecraft movie>hide secret octagons from Jack Black
Bet its a dopamine rush to get that uc advanced wayment x
2009 was the last good year, everything since then has been a mistake by god
It was such a strong feeling When I felt like "i wish i had somewhere to go tomorrow" Like a community of ppl that would notice if i died.Am a loner type but am still human At the end of the day I felt jealous of ppl for having a job so they have somewhere to be tomorrow.Such a strange feeling it Just got under my skin out of nowhere while i was outside that night.Rn ave got church community tho that am getting to know ppl better each week so its all good.
https://xcancel.com/HannaBarberaCap/status/1834713198718861321
When i was a teenager my aunty ws like my second mother everybody saw us like that as well nd i always hepled her with anything if she asked she knew that if she ranged me I remember she said "I know if you say youll do something for me I can trust you will do it even if its a week later" nd vice versa unfortunately as i got older sometimes we drifted in nd out as I became rly selfish nd self centred nd felt like my mental health was the be all end all nd idk i spend a lot of years isolating in my room Nd I did also feel like it was better for other ppl to not be around me which Almost passes for being considerate when your that selfish but its just self serving I was serving myself nd the devil only at that time.I fink i was rly possessed for a few years.I know last year i was possessed a number of times 100%.Nd its a familiar feeling.Neway.It sux.I always assumed she would just always be there.She was such a stable nd reliable secure part of my life Which is something am desperate for in life nd its in short supply.But she was so much that you jst assume its always been there nd always will be there.So i had someone so special nd took it fr granted nd then it was too late.I wish i could say sorry.Am happy that we adopted her wee cat thats now my wee cat so before she passed away She didnt have to worry about what would happen to the cat as she rly loved her.However i wish i could say sorry that i wasnt a good nephew anymore.
The thing is,See when i was in primary skewl a wee lassie in my class died we was only about primary 1 or 2 so not rly old enough to understand it that well rly Nd i remember the guy came in to talk about nd I always remember him saying this "She went to sleep and woke up next to Jesus" i found that was an intriguing thing to say as i didnt really understand what it meant nd what that would mean to happen.The thing is now,,when my aunty passed away At least i know the priest did his stuff nd more importantly Even though my aunty was suffering nd i wasnt a good nephew for her anymore i know that she met Jesus that day when she died nd I imagine that since she was a christian for her entire life more strongly than most ppl that shes in a place now where shes much better off than here.Idk its hard to explain but its good.
I feel like i should sleep but am also quite hungry
>>82650849Lool I love scooby
>>82650855she lives on through the cat!and also, she sounds class, maybe you can channel her good qualities. then you'll pass them on to someone else and perhaps THEY'LL pass them on to someone else and it will be like a positive-effects virus created in a lab (your aunty)
Annoying that you cant read tweet replies w/o a account on X. The replies is the best part. Naughty elon.
I used to be a bit of a twitter addict.I think of myself like yeah i dont rly use soshy meeds but if twitter counts i find it so addictive so eya i dnt go on now.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/388579bloody hell i remember the guy making this Link sprite, with all the Smash Bros moves. it's like that became the CANONICAL platformer style Link sprite.actually a kino Flash as far as 'all the game characters have a big fight' goes, don't remember this one
>>82651017Cute sprites
S.o zelda poster
+taiga poster...........i fink hes left here tho
>ask ChatGPT to find an early-2000s indie game demo>vaguest memories>'it was similar to Mega Man'>'the enemies were robots'>'i think it was made in Multimedia Fusion'>it fucking FINDS IThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=030jzgubuSM
>>82651125I know ai is crazy at stuff like that I always fink theres no way itll know but it does Google Lens is crazy for reverse image searches too
Real mong hours now with crossmong the biggest mong of them all
>mongs monging out ITT
>>82651174Welcome friend take ur shoes off ns get comfy
>>82651194was just gonna go and mong out in bed as it happens lad, have a good thread though, goodnight to all the good lads
2 x protein bars necked Am honestly still hungry.Fxing fluoxetine
cor there was a Streambolt 2. was just surprising whenever one of these Clickteam/Game Maker games had semi-decent graphics. or a platformer had working slopes.>>82651153just didn't use it outside of the novelty, but it is really good at finding stuff. i wish reverse image searches did a better job of finding the OG image. ChatGPT seems to do a good job. makes me realise how much shit just gets reposted on Reddit: "here's a funny comic!" and then the source gets lost.
>>82651203Laters x
>>82651206synchronicity, i just had a choccy orange protein bar. definitely full and clogged up but i still want food.sod that though. starting to remember why i hate these things.
>>82651125ask it to find you a job
>>82647212Had a wee lol @ this its true tbf
This summer...........steven spielberg.........Liam Neeson.........ELfen's List
>>82651219When you reverse search nd it gives you the patter as well Like "It is hard to identify this image, but it appears to be two women standing in blahblah street in Glasgow" Like it sounds like an actual person explaining its thoughts in real time Its like..........Yeah you actually know the score fr..........I feel like its a friend hehe
Bro who wants2 be a millionaire wi jeremy clarkson is a joke they let them have a safety net nd theres like 5 lifelines nd the studio is ugly nd cramped looking Its jst like.......................None of the epic drama nd banter from the show when i was wee that I loved its jst like a hollow cheap imitation.Sad how thats the norm.
>>82651222nah, instead i found this OTHER indie game where i really liked the pixel art (pic)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLlNFcxWAao>2007but then the dev has a 25-minute video about its development history from 2 years ago (nobody who made games in Game Maker actually finished a game, until Undertale)going to watch this now. couldn't do that at 4am if i had a job, could i?
Byt i was still happy bc the scottish guy won 250k
>>82645829She's an alcoholic. Better lasses out there.
>>82651260yeah it's so weird because i'd understand if it found the image source and worked backwards. like "oh right, you've cheated, you've found some key words."but when there are NO results and it goes, "that's a photograph of man holding an umbrella and looking at his watch," how IN THE WORLD???it's so backwards to all my internet instincts tbqh. just grew up with the idea that computers/the web is good with text. but now it's not even LITERAL text, e.g. googling "clickteam" OR "multimedia fusion" + game + before:... (etc)i am now actually having discussions with a chatbot. nudging it in the right direction. the way tech-savvy nerds used to JOKE about plebs typing questions into Google.the hell is going on
>>82651304You're up early, lad. Getting ready for work? It's monday morning.
>>82645886mcdonalds>>82646049my mentally ill lass is 25 I think. turkish lass too.
>>82651349Getting ready for bed. I'm not that tired though as got up late. At least wops is alive but not feeling well. She needs blood tests.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isIIY4bdmNgtwas a crazy fan game this, one of those that blew up by noughties standards. constellations is a cool idea for a Zelda, boss design is aesthetic.Nintendo, stop suing these men!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ANEBIB0oao>purely not for profit remake>all the assets made by fans>takes nothing away from the original>(probably even BOOSTS sales)>Square shuts it downactually cruel
eyes hurt a bitmight sleep soon
>>82651169Love you friend
1 more cuppa fr the road desu n_n
mad how people just make games now. good ones.BUTit is ALSO mad they ask for money. non-professional games were just free. it's not your job, or you'd already be getting paid for working on it.
>>82651472DON'T DO IT CROSSLAD SOME OF THOSE CUPPAS CONTAIN CAFF**NE
>>82651389what do you think about when youre in bed but cant fall asleep?
>>82651474Money nd capitalism ru(i)ns the world sadlyxx
I can't see my life ever getting better. I'll never know the feel of a relationship.
>>82651492What r you drinking?
>>82651509Could be worse. You could be a minimum wage slave in a windowless amazon warehouse.
let's all play Maple Story
>>82651524Irn Bru Xtrahow about you?
>>82651564Nessie nectar?: >
Jst a cuppa,,Tetleys,milk no sugar Its not fussy but it hits the spot for me
>>82651538true lad. working isn't rewarding when life is shit.
>>82651505I think about my shit life and how unfixable it is.
>Kinda crazy even like 5 years ago working at retail is perfect if you have no experience or go part time as a student. Now it's like 20 people doing group assessment and interview for couple spots.And there is no point lifting a finger to apply for any job if you haven't worked for over a decade.
>>82651577just on the normal one now me lad>>82651585cor sounds nice, do you have any biccies in?>>82651626did you go to sleep after saying all this, now you've woken up, and you're saying it again? or are there two of yous?
>>82651626Every day is a fresh start x
>>82651654Posh m&s biccys Bic related<<They r honestly,like it says outrageously good Its rly hard to only have 1
Those trips.The biccys r bad news.Delish tho.x
Am quite tired going to bed thanks for keeping me company good night friends
>>82651666ohhh i've had these, Christmas gift alternative to just normal chocolates.>>82651673delish = short for devilish
>>82651683goodnight from your friends at /britfeel/
>>82651605its actually incredibly easy to fix but you are just too lazy
>>82651718Nah it isn't. I'll never be desired just by being some wage slave loser. Years of playing that game just to be the same status as I am now - single.
>>82651914>Nah it isn'tyes it is
Gotten up me haven't iA nu week hath dawned
Necking woffee
My throbbing cock deep inside fanny
Just won 180 bong on sky vegas live roulette haven't I? 5 bong on zero. BANG. My heart was fucking racing seeing the ball rattle in to the pocket. I love gambling.
New draftkino droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9h3_hDhvNg
Orange nonce
Pinched nerve in elbow causing massive discomfort
>>82649968been flashed twice, both guys had disappointingly small willys
>>82652558For me? It's never being able to get comfortable ever and sudden erectile dysfunction in my 30s.
>>82652558This is /britfeel/, not ask jeeves. Beat it, unc.
Go on wagies, get to fucking work. Pay for pussyfree men like me. It's the least you can do. As if I'm going to work and not get any fulfilling life. I will never work.
>>82652114Dont gamble much but I was on a solid run for the lottery. Would put in a tenner every now and then, use that up, then eventually won like 60. Then just as that was running out, won another 50.Now I've not won anything and have to keep putting my own money in, what the fuck is this I'm owed.
>>82652566Easy solutions for this
>>82652593Well it's Monday so it's a work from home day. Probably wont do much, and I'm not really feeling well so I'll probably have tomorrow off sick. Need to be nice and healthy for my 50k a year.
>>82652611Money doesn't matter to me. I don't need to go out on holidays and buy new stuff. There's not much incentive to earn money. I would rather be on the streets and die.
>>82652593>Pay for pussyfree men like meYoure not on bennies though
>>82652617I get the bennies when parents are dead.
>>82652622>I get the benniesYou won't. Not eligible.
>>82652615>I would rather be on the streets and dieI'd rather you did that too honestly.
>>82652615I like owning a home and a car and having nice things and a wife and a dog. Means I can go out on a weekend, have dinner, go to a gig, spend 50 quid on beers and not worry about it. Takes all sorts though lad, as long as you're happy and fulfilled.
>>82652681I'm sure spending all day on 4chan crying about lack of pussy is a very happy and fulfilling life.
same smelly mongs gearing up for a day of F ALL STEVEN
Eating out female arse
>>82652855Absolutely love this. Something incredibly sexy abut it.
>>82652886Do you like the smell and taste of shit?
>>82652896I do mate yeah do you? fuck off smelly lad
>>82652896No, that's why I don't eat arse unless I know the lass has thoroughly washed beforehand
>>82652916>thoroughly washed beforehandWill still smell of shit
>>82650275I had hoped I would be safe up norf, but I've been on school open days recently and they're all full of rainbows and books called 'my two daddies are black'.I would love to home school my kids but I don't think we can afford to.
Imagine getting home schooled by a mong like crossy, great start in life lmao
Alright de lads. Currently in some random Georgian mans shitty toyota being driven to the Kazbegi mountains and it lush x
>>82653073Proof? Sounds interesting
>>82653060>NOW SON WE HAVE TO GO OVER WHY JESUS IS GREAT>*downs several nondescript pills*>REMEMBER THAT LIFE IS SPECIAL>*puts on tights*>*opens window* FUCK OFF YA WAGIE CUNTS>*posts on 4chan about how much he loves his widdle baby boy*>NOW ACCEPT JESUS
State education is so bad/such a joke/nothing but indoctrination at this point that home schooling probably doesn't make much difference desu.
4chan not letting me upload files so I'll have to provide proof at a later juncture. If I make it to the mountains that is. The driver is overtaking everything no matter how small the gap whilst also texting on his phone. At one point he put his phone down to make the sign of the cross kek
want to sit on the floor and above me is a woman with her legs spread and she shits and pisses on me while "accidently" stepping on my balls and penis with her high heels from time to time
>>82653151lolpriorities straight
>>82653147Home schooled kids get better GCSE results.
>>82653185He just tried to overtake two full length coaches on a blind corner. I'm shitting myself
>>82653193Doesn't surprise me desu. GCSEs are just about memorising very rigidly constructed test answers. If you're a normal kid going to a normal comprehensive then you'll be surrounded by mongs throwing shit and shouting and whatever distracting everyone else, plus you'll be surrounded by friends and really you know deep down that GCSEs don't mattter or mean shit so you don't put in the effort you should.If you're being home schooled you just work through a test paper and then brush up on topics you didn't get full marks on. An hour for the paper, then another hour for more memorisation. Whole school day done in two hours. No distractions, no mongs shouting in your face, no teacher who can't control/isn't allowed to control the class desperately trying to go round each student and answers questions etc.
VAT is going up lads. Fuck sake. That's one that affects you NEETs too.
>>82653198you are in good hands de lid
>>82653227Reeves insists she wont do it. But Labour is the party of u-turns so who knows
>>82653237She refused to give a straight answer when asked outright:https://nitter.poast.org/GMB/status/1972568120532337132#mIt's going up.
>>82653240Reeves echoes Starmer's words, assuring that the commitments around VAT in the Labour manifesto "do stand".As a reminder, Labour's manifesto promised to "not increase taxes on working people, which is why we will not increase National Insurance, the basic, higher, or additional rates of Income Tax, or VAT".
>>82653227Seem to remember VAT getting cut in 2008 to help the economy.Wonder how increasing VAT will also help the economy.
>>82653255It won't, the point isn't to try and have a prosperous, thriving economy (for which only reducing taxes helps). The point is to plug holes in the government's fucking dire finances so that it can try and keep up its tax + spend + borrow model to keep chugging along until the next fiscal crisis in a couple of months. It's the definition of short term planning and will only make things worse in the long run.
>>82653255Was cut from 17.5% to 15%
Strange, I work for 3 schools and go to various other schools now and again and they're not covered in pride flags, theres a few token LGBT books in the library and sex ed lessons consist of trannies exist, this what they are and generally the lgbt kids are bullied so most hide it. Wondering where all these indoctrination schools are where kids are brainwashed into being gay and trans?
>cut VAT>economy picks up>"Okay well the economy has picked up, enough of that now, time to raise VAT back again.">economy loses all gains mad by lowering VATTreasurybrain is terminal in those it afflicts.
20 quid used to get you a bag of weed, baccy, rizla and snacks, now it won't even get you the baccy
Spaffed quite hard just now me
Glad the great minds of britfeel are here to solve the financial issues of this country. Can't wait for them to run to be MPs and make Britain GREAT again!
>>82653301The implication here is that MPs know what they're doing, when we have decades of evidence to the contrary.
>muh VAT
>>82653255politics mateI've done work in the public sector and we had something where organisations got switched up in the 2000s "to save the taxpayer money"then in late 2010s they went BACK to how it was "to save the taxpayer money"the real reason is they were all useless and shit no matter how you did it
Tough night in dosstopia, lads. Got fugged up inna gas zone.Oh well, back to it today methinks.*be's right sad n shit**be's happy as he gets to do it all again \o/*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE430U2wx1w
Government is spending too much, that's the fundamental problem. Used to be able to afford it all because it was mostly costed in, then wasn't costed in but we could afford it because we were rich, then we stopped being rich but we could borrow to cover the gaps, now borrowing is becoming more expensive so they need to ramp up taxes... and on and on it will go until we're zimbabwe.They never once stop and think 'hmm, maybe this isn't so good in the long run' and try and stop spending. They're addicted to spending. But the problem with democracy is that you can't elect parties willing to make the cuts necessary because spending buys votes, so you end up with what amounts to a quasi civil war in some respects. That's what we're in now.
>>82653387You gotta be careful with an unsecured trip, lad, people can brute force their way into it.
>>82653395Not bothered really desu. Just a spot o fun for a bit till I shuffle off. It would be a real sadsack that pretends to be me, kek.
England? Never heard of it mate, did they play Glastonbury or something?
>>82653395only an issue if you're an attention whore like HHL
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/09/28/nhs-supports-first-cousin-marriages-birth-defect-risk/God bless RNHS!
Deposited quite the sizeable deuceington right now me, didn't iYes i did X
>>82653441Hope your butt has a good day y'all.
https://www.tiktok.com/@tanianichols2/video/7554837546442771734reform voters on display right here
>>82653499Idiots on display, moar like.>4 more years>the next lot will be betterBroken system means broken results. Simple as.
>>82653499Tiktok saying I can't watch without an account, is it worth signing up?
Wonder if they'll release any info on the gang rape perpetrators ...
>he doesn't have a tiktok account
>>82653518>"Bradford man..."
>>82653514Wonder if you'll ever get a job
>>82653520oops, silly me, was meant for>>82653514
>>82653514>bunch of white lads did itCorr unfortunate but oh well.>one of more browns involvedFOOKIN ELL GET EM OUT ME COUNTRY SHOOT EM ALL
>>82653520Irregular immigrants.
@82653529Do you ever get tired of posting such trite drivel?
>>82653518The only reason I'd get tiktok is to watch scantily clad girls do degenerate dancing.
@82653538Do you ever get tired of reading such trite drivel?
@82653538Bit ironic you saying that aint it mate
New thread>>82653552It Monday x>>82653552
