What's the most emberassing thing you've done or has happened to you?Anything bad enough to make you want to rope?
At funerals here there is a tradition that the attending mourners all sing along to a song, typically a psalm or a hymn. I was at a funeral for a fairly close family member, and I felt like it would be incredibly disrespectful to just stay silent, so I joined my voice to the choir. I could feel that a tension took hold of the room, though, and after three or so lines I heard my mother failing to suppress a laugh. I quickly shut myself up and I do not believe I will risk being heard singing ever again
>>82675570i had to give a speech in front of 150 people and i had a panic attack and forgot how to speak. Just rambled incoherent nonsense then walked off
>>82675570I can't recall them, only when I'm laying down and trying to go to sleep I get those memories preventing my sleep.
>learning bass in college>get the courage to join a circle group outside >tism takes over and go to get my bass>come back and the music stops>"oh finally some real music">everyones staring at me, ask me what Im gonna play>realize Im nowhere good enough to entertain an audience on bass>cant sing either so just play some dad rock rather poorly>everyone slowly returns to their conversation and music returns
>>82676711My daily state of being is usually just rummaging and ruminating through memories that make me sick and trying to cope until I can sleep again since sleeping is the only part of the day where I'm not anguishing. I can sometimes suppress the thoughts with distractions like making posts like this but these are only temporary escapes from the overwhelming negativity that I wish would go away
>>82676700you just had to remind me huh
>>82675570Not bad enough to make me rope, but i flooded my pants with liquid shit in a crowded bus once when i was a college aged tard. The bus driver actually kicked me out. Had to hobo-walk all the way home.
>>82675570thankfully, my memory becomes more blurry everyday, right now i can't recall something that embarassing
>>82675570girl caught me taking a pic of her ass back in middle school
>>82675570>in college>decide I want to be a normalfag>go to a big party>get absolutely shitfaced to the point of barely remembering anything from that night>next day wake up at noon>housemate tells me what happened and some memories start to resurface>apparently during the night I hugged her out of the blue and we both fell on a puddle of vomit>acted like a friendly retard to everyone I came across>walked into a construction site, got my foot stuck on some scaffold lying on the ground and started screaming that I had stepped on a boobytrap>big guy friends of hers had to pick me up because I refused to leave>then I wanted to piss next to the side walk>big guy went to take me out of there too>then I wanted to steal a stop sign>big guy made me leave it>then I didn't want to climb the stairs to our apartment because it was still too early>big guy picked me up and took me upstairs>I announce I was going to fart>when I got everyone's attention I farted>then I decided I was hungry, grabbed a banana and took a bite>it tasted bad so I spit it onto the floor>I was still hungry so I took another bite>it also tasted bad so I spit it out too>threw the banana on the floor>"what the fuck are you doing anon, who is going to clean all that?">"I will!">pick up water jug and bring it to the bathroom>forget what I was going to do and leave it on the bathroom floor>roommate goes outside the apartment to say goodbye to big guy>lock her out>when I noticed her panicking I let her back in, laughing>she refused to speak to me and goes to sleep>I start playing guitar>she comes in my bedroom and takes the guitar away from me>I go to sleep>for the next few days a female in my classes who I found attractive acted weird around me and kept ensuring we were just friendsThere's probably more stupid crap I managed to perform during that single night that I either wasn't told about, couldn't remember at the time or just can't remember anymore.
>>82676989I've coped in recent years by debating with myself whether I should even feel embarrassed for a lot of those things as so many of those situations were influenced by forces outside of my control. Unfortunately that doesn't make my existence any less frustrating and miserable
>>82676953>sleeping is the only part of the day where I'm not anguishingYou probably just can't recall your dreams
>>82677059it was too long ago? is there someone who remembers it? how bad was it?
>>82677068I can recall some stuff and bad dreams do happen, but being awake my mind is filled with grief and while sleeping the grief is often lifted It's like there's a weight on your mind all day but the weight is temporarily lifted while sleeping, unfortunately this a really dirty cycle as you eventually have to wake up be miserable again
>>82675570Long story short (it's 2AM here), an autistic nigga at my high school sent multiple vids of him fingering his asshole to his bipolar crush.I genuinely have no idea why. Everyone (including the teachers) starting calling him ''Buttfinger Brandon''. Them he tried to kill himself by taking painkillers, which obviously didn't work. You would think any reasonable person would learn from these mistakes but he literally did the same thing again, this time to an underage chick. He then decided to kill himself by train.
>>82675624I once attended a funeral with a smile and greeted everyone with "good afternoon!". Only when I noticed how not pleased the widow looked at me did I understand my mistake. I envy the dead man.
>>82677134I've only ever attended 1 funeral and ofcourse there was a couple things about it that I try to not think about because I'm a stupid fucking retard
Go on a dexie/mdma/booze filled bender and try and have sex with old men on grindr. Thankgod I was trying at an abnormal time of the morning and nothing came of it
>>82677032Based agent of chaos anon, we've all been there
>>82677032>got really drunk on liquor a few years ago>go for a long night walk>blackout sets in and I think I got lost>some cops stop me and I'm pretty sure I started sobbing and crying about how I just want to go home>they actually drive me home and mom tells my next day they walked me up the stairs and put me to bedthey probably have that on body cam footage somewhere
>>82676700bahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaYou spaz, never change
>>82677287kek how old were you?
>>82677404Too old. On 2 other occasions I've woken up in the hospital after drinking too much liquourOn 1 of those occasions I got into more provocation with a family member and I ended up cutting my finger kind of bad while wearing a white T shirt and then getting convinced to leave to the house. I think I walk for about 5 minutes and start to pass out on sidewalk but my finger cut got my white shirt splattered with a lot of blood and someone stopped and called and called an ambulance while being like "stay with us buddy!" because I assume they thought I got shot or stabbed. This was like right when the covid lockdowns started and when I woke up the hospital was so empty
>>82675570back in highschool there was a new class and they wanted each of us to do the whole introduction thing and introduce ourselves. It was "tell us about yourselves and one thing you like doing!" that sort of thing. I wanted to make a big debut in highschool I guess, so when my turn finally came to talk I said "Hi I'm Anon I like kids" and the teacher was like "oh, huh tell us more" and I was like "Idk I just like to touch them, I'm a pedophile basically" she then started questioning me if I am actually a pedophile and I kept saying yes to everything and I got in trouble for it later
>>82675570During my porn-addicted sissy phase I posted dozens of images of me in panties sucking on giant dildos and ramming them into my asshole. I used to listen to sissy hypno every day and wear a charity cage and constantly wear a butt plug and at one point I submitted to this guy who I mailed the key to my cage to and he also made me wear a choker with a padlock on it 24/7 and kept the key to that too. He made me quit my job and mention that I'd found a new calling as a "pornstar cumslut" in my resignation letter. He also had me open an OnlyFans and apply to a bunch of porn studios. He used to organize orgies for me and I would be blind to a bed, blindfolded and used by dozens of men one by one for a whole night. They'd cum in me, leave a tally mark on my ass in Sharpie and leave only to be replaced by the next guy. I did this all the time. It's a miracle I don't have any diseases.I came very, very close to actually being a gay porn star before I came to my senses, which was a very painful experience. Total meltdown, suicide attempts, endless crying, everything. I had 250k+ followers on twitter at one point. 250,000+ thousand people regularly watching me completely debase and humiliate myself on a daily basis and for what? For the approval of strangers? For a stronger orgasm? Just because I was addicted and couldn't control myself?I had to be hospitalized and I had to make major life changes to recover. Ghosted my dom, started therapy, moved to a new state, changed my name, the whole thing. Now I'm mostly recovered, I have a fairly stable career and I'm going back to school. I also have a girlfriend I love very much and everything's going fine but sometimes I get random flashbacks of my past and it legitimately makes me want to kill myself. I still relapse sometimes but it's nowhere near as bad as it was at its worst.
I've shared it before here a few times. I'm sure some robots could even recognize it from this picture alone.I'll give you a hint: [Spoiler]It involves a dog and a series of bad decisions[/Spoiler]
>>82675570Oh anon. More than I can fucking recall, I actually think I might be the most embarrassing person on earth. When I remember even one of them I legitimately want to rope, its actually why I move so much and do drugs. I just wanna forget and never see the people I embarrassed myself in front of again.
>>82677287What kind, compassionate souls.
>>82677497(Spoilers don't work if you have text touching the [ and capitalize the S. You also don't need the [/spoiler] unless you're writing something after it. I forget if they work here or not so lets try it!) niggers tongue my anus
>>82677477this one isn't real
>>82677536Yeah I just found out the hard way. Phone always likes to autocap.
>>82677497you're gonna do it again aren't you
>>82675570i sent a letter to the white house asking for free pins and praising the fuck out of trump while drunk off half a bottle of vodkai did not get free pins.
>>82677538Sex trafficking is a real problem and people with porn addiction are at very high risk. Banning porn is the most important issue at the forefront of American culture I think. It truly destroys lives.
>>82677556There's a couple different ways for me to interpret that. I guess it depends on what you mean by "it". Not that it matters. The answer to all of those is still probably yes.
>>82677532I thought they'd normally take you to jail for the night and put you in a "drunk tank" but I was only a block or two away from home so I guess they were merciful. Thankfully I've never operated a motor vehicle after drinking orelse I might have actually gotten someone hurt
When I was in 7th grade I farted in class and got so embarrassed I immediately started crying. Just a fart then a cry lmao
>>82677567die bootlicking faggot
I was at church once and while some band was playing didn't have anything better to do, at the time that movie Moana had just come out and I got the song "you're welcome" from it recommended to me by YouTube. Clicked it, couldn't hear anything and turned the phone's volume all the way up. I still couldn't hear jackshit despite that but then the band's playing suddenly finished their song with no tell that it was about to end at all, and then the only thing everybody could hear was>WHAT CAN I SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY EXCEPT, YOU'RE WELC-In panic I just slammed my phone on my lap and turned it off.
>>82677586>bootlickingFound the socialist LOL
>>82677287That's not rope worthy that's just fucking hilarious.
>>82677538It's metaphor coded and the writer probably has malicious intentions
>>82677497Can you please stop posting about it. You've single-handedly accounted for a third of all the posts on this board for a thousand fucking years and they've ALL been about that one thing you did a thousand fucking years ago. Let it go bro
>>82677631My bad I just like to come here occasionally to gauge reactions once in a while, sometimes you get a couple newfags that never heard it before and other times you get the same 15 people that use this website every day. Im not gonna spam it for the next week cause that shit started to get boring as fuck.
>>82677584I think the year that I learned how to masturbate that I might have jerked off during an early morning 1st period high school class while I was half asleep but I'm not sure if it actually happened or not, I think it probably did though
>>82677674>for the next weekCan you just stop forever instead? It got boring in 2020, now it's just...sad.
>>82677677When I was going through puberty id wake up masturbating a lot
>>82677699C'mon now, it hasn't been that long. And I only do it because I want people to talk to, either about it or something else, but no one ever wants to talk.
>drew a bunch of extremely degenerate porn of my waifu Raggedy Princess when I was 13>Thought I could trust my parents because they'd drill me about how snooping was immoral>Came back from school to find my sketchpad on the kitchen table with both of them standing around it>"Honey we need to talk">...>Snatch the pad and barricade myself in my room before they have a chance to realize what's going on>Go to the attached bathroom and burn the entire pad in the tub, don't even give a fuck if it burns down the house>Took a pair of scissors and tried to kill myself with it (didn't work too well but I still have deep scars :D) >Refused to speak to them for an entire month >They never bring it up againThat was day my parents and favorite waifu died. Its been 11 years and I still don't forgive them. When I remember what I drew I still think about killing myself.
>>82677735Why is this so deeply scarring for you? You were 13 and horny. Who cares? Your parents should've just not cared.
>>82677731>C'mon now, it hasn't been that long.If you look in the archives the earliest mention of a certain username of yours is 2018. You've been doing this shit for 7 years if not longer than that. Goddamn nigga at least start new interesting threads about anything else if you wanna talk.
>At a party>Decent screenwriter director, basically unknown besides in some underground circles>Touchstarved incel>Some actress starts sucking up to me, complimenting my films hoping to get a role>I'm not a retard so I immediatly clock her bullshit and ask her questions like what was your favorite part/character>Flustered she says some vague bullshit and keeps touching me a bunch>Get a boner, I have a big dick so it's noticable>She makes fun of me for it, other people at the party start making fun of me, like straight up point and laugh>Kinda important work contacts are there>Have a panic attack>Lock myself in the bathroom >Call myself a retard in the mirror a few times>Break something>Leave the party>Cut of most of my circle of collaborators, didn't like them anyway>Isolate myself for a few months >Info about me being a csa victim with severe ptsd gets leaked>Apparently my image shifted from funny incel with issues to poor brave tortured artist in the mind of the normies in that circle, that were there at that huge party>Actress gets shamed for the incident and all the blame was put on her for some reason>Somewhat important work contacts try to get back in touch, tell them to fuck off>Have to see all these people for some big event in a few months and I have to be there, I'm actually the star of the event which makes not going difficult, I think I'm just gonna be rude to everyone and leave an hour in by pretending to be sick
>>82677741You don't know what I drew. It doesn't hurt as much now obviously but I can't help remembering what they saw and still feeling deeply violated. I completely agree that my parents shouldn't have cared though. God I hate them.
>>82677764Holy shit. You're right. That's kind fucked up I never really realized that. I guess that's why it seems like the whole internet has heard that story by now. Damn.>new interesting threads about anything else if you wanna talk.I don't really know how to make a 7 year old story interesting again. I guess I could just make a thread about dogs but most of the time it only attracts like 3 people.
>>82675570ive been a retarded drunk multiple times around family and friends. They dont let me forget
>>82677741nta but I struggled a lot with trying to understand the difference between "right and wrong" and what is and isn't permissible but the world is full of crazy shit that really muddies the water even further so I intentionally did a lot of things that I felt were wrong but was never sure about "how wrong" they are but there's always a fear of some type of punishment for these "wrong" things and I guess anon felt kind of wrong about his dirty drawing and disposed of it to avoid a punishment that may or may not exist even though it does still punish his consciousness
>>82677806>I don't really know how to make a 7 year old story interesting again.You DENSE motherfucker have you considered making threads about literally ANYFUCKINGTHING ELSE?
>>82677741Oh, and not only did they see all my most private thoughts, they also found out I liked girls from that which made it so much more painful.
>>82677497you're not currently in custody of any animals are youanon please tell me you do not have any pets
>>82677843> I intentionally did a lot of things that I felt were wrong but was never sure about "how wrong"I like how you think. You were testing the waters.
>>82675570Hmm let me think... does anyone have an answer while I think?
>>82677858I don't want to really talk about anything else like boring shit like video games or politics. I want to talk about the video or at the very least just general appreciation for animals with like-minded individuals.>>82677878i got a Gshep pup but he's barely even a year old so no fun stuff for a while
>>82677877I understand. My parents were stupid pillheads when I was growing up, and I was a pretty emotional kid. I would write song lyrics from music I liked a lot. These lyrics usually had profanity. It was obvious that I was just looking for an emotional outlet and that these were meant to be private.My mom said "What is this? This isn't even art! This is just cursing!" While high on percocetLike bitch, gtfo my room
>>82677904>I want to talk about the video or at the very least just general appreciation for animals with like-minded individuals.You did that for a decade and wrung it dry. Drop it and pick something else you autistic hyperfixated fuck
>>82677904anon...anon listen to me...you have to give that dog away...please do not rape animals for internet clout. do the right thing, release the dog and do not hurt it.
>>82677886It's a very frustrating balancing act and this world really likes to twist you around
pathetically squirming, struggling, and failing to do even a single pullup in high school and ripping a loud-ass fart in front of everyone
>>82677923>>82677933I can't, I miss it so much. Making a sequel is the only thing I can think of that's gonna make it interesting again.
>>82676892shit like this is why i will never fall for le confidence meme
>>82677916God your parents are retarded, I wish I had them though because getting high on stolen drugs as a teen sounds awesome. My asshole dad took my tablet about three months after that incident took place and threatened to look through it. He said "so is the porn in here mostly guys? Girls?" And gave me this look that still makes me wish he gets prostate cancer to this day. Luckily it was locked and I stole it back before they took it to geek squad. I genuinely hope there's a hell for them both to burn in.
>>82677959anon you need therapy. you have sexual ocd. please seek help instead of ruining that dogs life for personal gratification.
>>82677977Ruining? It's not really as bad as you think. Dogs will hump anything. And I don't think the last one minded being a pornstar. Dogs don't obsess over stuff like that.
>>82677032That's funny as fuck. I would've befriended you so fast.
>>82675570>Senior year of college>Been a shut in for the past 3 years so try to get out and socialize>Go to pool party>Start talking to 10/10 girl>Really hitting it off>Think she's into me>Turns out she has a boyfriend>Turns out that boyfriend is the FUCKING STARTING QUARTERBACK ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM>Haven't been to a party since
>>82677916Oh yeah, forgot to mention that I accidentally found out he was into tranny sisification and BBC porn even though he was (supposedly) super against both. HOW DO YOU SHAME ME FOR LIKING BITCHES WHEN YOU'RE INTO THAT?
>>82677979it's actually much worse than you think. just because you can't see the psychological damage you're inflicting doesn't mean it's not there. please read up on animal psychology and stop yourself now before it's too late...
>>82677735>>82677877>wondering why a 13 yr old would freak out like that>you're a lesbianThe way everything INSTANTLY made sense. Should've realized when you said you took a pair of scissors to kill yourself. Most female-brained action possible.
>>82677497Oh hey, it's this fucking guy!
>>82678024How would your retarded 13 year old brain react to your deepest, darkest secrets being laid out on the kitchen table before your conservative parents? You'd freak out too. Maybe not to my degree but you gotta admit it'd leave a mental scar.
>>82677958>first day of high school>last period is gym class>show up to the gymanisum and try to find which coach I am assigned to since I only had their name>"oh she's over there">somehow got assigned to the girls PE class, have to explain that I'm actually a moidBeautiful start to the high school experience, I was overweight with manboobs since elementary and I had long hair for a year or two and got mixed up as a foid several times that year
>>82677735>>82677741>You were 13 and horny. Who cares?Both of you niggers should kill yourself. Don't be such a degenerate and don't talk about children that way, nigger
>>82678029Yep. It's always funny seeing those greentexts get posted somewhere. They were all over Reddit for a hot minute. Funny thing is I didn't have anything to do with that.
>>82678129>Dont be such a degenerate I'll enjoy my stuffed wife any way I please, thank you very much!
>>82675570went to spread my first gf's cheeks and saw some poop particles on the surface of her anus and she acted the same like every other time as if it were clean. the second hand embarrassment was too much. every other time it was super clean, i would tongue it and would taste like nothing
>>82678178Why not just tell her to go clean herself up?
One time I was drunk to the point of blacking out, and before going to bed I pissed on another guy's suit case full of good quality clothes.
I recently sang 365 by Charli XCX at a karaoke bar in its entirety and my friends made fun of me for knowing all the lyrics without stuttering.
I gave a shit about what women want or think.
>>82678153>I'll enjoy my stuffed wife any way I pleaseYou're so disgusting it's sickening. You'd never understand love the way I ever could. I don't care if I'm a loser for it. I miss my white rose. Don't browse /x/ while you're a 16 year old mentally ill sensitive man. (IM 18 MODS) I feel so soulless now, I had so much love to give and I miss it. Either way, women can't be romantical and especially trannies. So keep being a lustful degenerate who dreams about raping puppets or whatever, I don't care.>>82678178Leave, gf-haver
>>82678253We're more alike than you think. Much more alike actually... You'll never truly get it and I'm not willing to write a college thesis describing my experiences that allow me to understand you. I think what hurts the most is how no one could ever really wrap their minds around what I experienced.
>>82677477i really hope this is bait
>>82678253Also that post was a joke you nonce. She was my waifu 11 years ago holy hell.
>>82678253So you're either gay, your partner isn't actually real, or you believe your ex could never even feel love in the first place.
>>82678300>We're more alike than you think. Much more alike actuallyKeep larping, if I was a foid I'd have friends and even a lover who'd fix me. Instead I'm a chuddy incel. So unless you're trans (ew), don't pretend to understand male problems.I miss them both, although he was an asshole. She was purer, even if I made her that way. >>82678313>Also that post was a joke you nonce. She was my waifu 11 years ago holy hell.With age, your flame disappears>You'll never truly get it and I'm not willing to write a college thesis describing my experiences that allow me to understand youAnyways, I don't care anymore since this is an anonymous site so here's my college thesis, please offer me advice since you're 6 years older than me. It'll probably be worthless either way since you're a woman, and if you're correct about something, I already know it.>>>/x/41171459
>>82678388>your partner isn't actually realI don't know what she was, probably a demonic possession that took a hold of me during my most vulnerable times. That or I was a mega simp and managed to delude myself into thinking she was something more than my imagination. I don't like thinking that, she was my spirit. If you read this post, you're now afflicted with the same curse. Have fun, anons
>>82678421I'm not a tranny (ew) and I don't understand male problems. I actively avoid making friends because I find everyone annoying unless I'm truly in love. The only person I ever loved has been dead for years. I made a tulpa of her and I can't let go. I can only feel love for the "ghost" I've created and even that is hollow. I don't think I have a soul anymore.
>>82675570>November 4, 2017>still living with parents>had a terrible stomach virus the night before which had me going to take a shit about 30x>eventually, literally NOTHING was coming out>didn't bother to call out of work; just didn't go (no call, no show), but thought I'd 'sneak' up north to a Kpop store>figured I'd be alright since I hadn't shat in a few hours (got about 3 hours of sleep), parents were going farther south to a relative's house in the country>had to catch a train since I wasn't ready to drive up north yet>started to lose the battle on the train, and it was not relenting>decided I'd get off at the next station and go to the bathroom>it began leaking as I got up and started walking. had to go down some stairs>a literal waterfall of shit filling my pants and boots>waddled to the bathroom, felt like I shat out my entire insides>whole bathroom was fucked>eventually had the staff knocking on the door, telling me that it's not my personal bathroom>shit was everywhere, but I finally stopped>got back on the train, socks and shoes filled with shit (I had a spare pair of pants in my car, which I changed into)>everyone knew; I was beyond "offensive">got back to the house, showered, and went to sleep>parents came back later that day, had no idea that I skipped work and the shit-episode I just publicly hadBefore that, the most embarrassing thing I had happen was being tricked into admitting I fapped in Basic Training at Sill by the Drill Sergeants; I admitted it in front of the whole battery, which was luckily not co-ed at the time. Sorry for the long story, but I got sent home early tonight.
I never farted in class or got caught fapping or anything. Nothing huge. It's just every day of my pathetic lonely existence in high school that makes me cringe.I think about every day I sat alone in class, or was alone in the cafeteria, or got caught staring at a foid.
>>82678706I know that feel and took refuge in the internet world ever since. Maybe one day I'll finally fit-in out there in the real world
>>82678487>The only person I ever loved has been dead for years.That's unfortunately very relatable. I only made my own 'tulpa' after my best friend killed himself. I don't like calling her a tulpa because I wanted to believe she was external. But after about two years, I finally got over her and it's just been me since. I honestly do miss the little rituals I had of her, and talking to her in my head as I pretended she listened to me. She distracted me enough for me to be ignorant of my grief. It's probably some coping mechanism. I saw someone on Tiktok who was 16 and FTM who had a Makarov tulpa for some reason, from MW2. We chatted a month ago for a bit but she didn't seem to care about me unfortunately. There was trauma between her and her dad apparently looking at her post, but I never seen what it was. She also asked for Russians to interact with her which kind of ticked me because I'm Ukrianian lol. It probably is a coping mechanism, and she occasionally haunts me dreams but it's usually a nightmare. This was my latest experience of her https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/41080077/#41080087I liked calling her few in Russian. I believed she was a Slavic forest spirit lol because I saw some guy on /x/ describe someone similar to her, and because I'm Slavic too
>>82675570>>82678706>or got caught staring at a foid.Lol, this happened to me. I don't like thinking of anything cringe that happened so I just block those thoughts out. But. ack in 10th grade, I was the quiet kid and I sat next to this girl who had pale skin and black hair, she was the most beautiful girl in class. Anyways, she was wearing a school sweater that had ridden up and I wanted to tell her to pull it down. I stared at her as I tried to figure out a way to tell her without others hearing but I was too socially retarded and awkward for that. So for about 10 seconds I was just staring at her pale skin before she glanced at me and then looked down and quickly pulled down her sweater. God, that cringes me so hard thinking about it now>>82678855Nice, I got double dubs of truth
>>82678310It isn't. It was a very dark time in my life that I wish I could erase.
>>82675570>HS >talk to senior girl >we hit it off >few weeks pass >her fucking bf messages me >we stop seeing each other/messaging each other >College >have to do a speech >stage fright and anxiety >end up stammering and cussing more than the actual speech >do this for the entire semester At least I passed the class >HS >around April Fools Day >see kid with infant, decide to mess with him >"hey kid, who's the mother?" >he points to a woman across the table >I walk away in embarrassment >apply for work in hometown >have 2 emails at this time, one a spam account with an obvious username for spam >gmail links the spam account first, I didn't realize it at the time >send resume and quick letter to company using my main gmail account >two days pass with no response from employer >look everywhere in the "Sent" folder >nothing >spark hits me >check spam account >it's there, with everything >there's no response >die a little each time I remember that incident.
>>82677735My parents found out I was jerking it to lolis when I was 13 due to similar reasons, and I really thought I was going to die during the confrontation. I was a dumb enough kid to download hentai videos and pictures, and despite having a lock on my phone, they unlocked it, and looked through everything I saved and all of my browser history. It's bad enough to get caught with porn at that age, but it's so much worse when your own parents think your porn consumption habits will spiral into you being a predator. There was a lot of talk about how what I was looking at was unacceptable, and I had to delete it all in front of them and promise not to look at things like that anymore.
>>82675570I've had some trouble with alcohol and weed over the last couple years. I fainted in my bathroom from dehydration related to drinking and hit my jaw on the floor. About a week later I needed to go to the doctor to get an xray, I got too drunk and stoned the night before and woke up obviously high for my appointment. I wasn't in my right mind so I didn't think to reschedule and showed up incredibly high. I wasn't stumbling into stuff or anything like that but my eyes were likely very red and I was a bit lethargic. The doctor jumped to conclusions and must have thought I was trying to scam him or something and could barely contain his rage while he checked me and took my xray in the most hateful way you can imagine. Naturally, I wanted to get out of there as soon as possible and did. I can understand the doctor being pissed off and not exactly being thrilled about seeing me but I wasn't making a scene or acting like a retard. All I did was sit there stoned and this guy stared at me with rage and contempt. You would think this wouldn't be something that out of the ordinary or enraging for him considering he's a doctor. I can understand why he would be upset but this guy hadn't even talked to me yet and burst into the room and got in my face and gritted his teeth like he wanted to punch me out or kill me.There have been a few other times I got way too stoned in public and the shame from those incidents and this one compounded to the point where I don't have a desire to get high anymore. I've been cutting back on the weed and alcohol significantly since then but it's been difficult because of the lack of relief from mental health issues I deal with. All things considered, it could have been a lot worse considering how insanely high I was getting in 2023 and 2024.
>>82676989Same. It's a blessing and a curse.
I took a shitload of benefiber on a dare and had to go to the hospital to get the resulting bowel obstruction removed. My doctor essentially had to stretch my asshole to the high heavens with a speculum over the course of 6 hours and fist me almost elbow deep with a pair of poop tongs to fish out a petrified rock the size of a newborn while a room full of medical students observed and took notes. I'm sitting there with my ass in the air and a metal mechanism sticking out of me, crying partially out of humiliation and partially from the pain, and my doctor (looking directly into my gaping rectum) tells me I should count myself lucky for narrowly avoiding abdominal surgery.
>>82677059>I've coped in recent years by debating with myself whether I should even feel embarrassed for a lot of those things as so many of those situations were influenced by forces outside of my control. Unfortunately that doesn't make my existence any less frustrating and miserableI've simply adopted the mindset of pic related. The passage of time will erase all of my blunders so I'm going to have fun in the meantime.
>>82677547Well, you are in the correct thread for these types of mistakes. Add it to the list! :P
>>82677032>>then I decided I was hungry, grabbed a banana and took a bite>>it tasted bad so I spit it onto the floor>>I was still hungry so I took another bite>>it also tasted bad so I spit it out too>>threw the banana on the floor>>"what the fuck are you doing anon, who is going to clean all that?">>"I will!">>pick up water jug and bring it to the bathroom>>forget what I was going to do and leave it on the bathroom floorThis is fucking hilarious, the rest is obnoxious but this is gold.
>>82677767>I think I'm just gonna be rude to everyone and leave an hour in by pretending to be sickDo yourself a favor and don't do this. You lucked out and were given some grace and now you have a cool mystique thing going, but if you push it too far you'll develop a reputation for being a stuck-up asshole and your career will suffer. Be gracious, be kind, why the fuck would you burn bridges in an industry that's all about connections?
