River Itchen edition
nice edition lad
first for fuck crossmong
Why the fuck do people, usually women, talk on mobile on speakerphone? Like they hold it close to their ear, then back to their mouth to talk, then back again?Walked past some bint doing that and reminded me I just don't understand why they don't use the perfectly competent design of a phone.
>>82683937not a nice post lad
nth for based police
>>82683940for me it's when people go into public toilets on the phone.the fuck, man. you're pissing. and everyone around you is pissing/shitting and you're running your gob.
>>82683937Seconding this accurate post
>>82683926Was really Itchen for a new thread, thanks
>want to go to local gig on sat>tickets not on sale yet>other website giving me errorswell wtf am I supposed to do, fucking retards its not hard to sell a ticket is it, its on saturday surely they have to be on sale now
Nooo you can't hold people to their own principles you have to let them abuse you and then not be able to respond it's what jesus would do or something
>>82683969back in my day we had to go to the local record shop to buy tickets ayup
>BBC investigates the police>They find out the police are tired of muslims>They find out the police have open minds when investigating and not instantly siding with women>They find out the police are literally just humansagree with you lad. I am so fucking fed up of women being told to be brave and come forward. it only encourages more to make up shit and ruin mens lives. the police somehow prosecute men for sexual assaults 20+ years ago now with no real evidence.
>>82683977they do sell on the door but I cant be arsed with the idea of going then being told to fuck off because they're full
Getting free booze from me dad's pub. Only shop at Waitrose. Total snob to others below me. Wahey.
Spend most of the day staring at women's arses when I'm walking behind them. Don't know how to stop doing it desu. Am I just messed up?
Sad little lad trying to drag his negativity into the nu bread
>>82684059No, just a pervert.
>>82684059Start looking at men's arses.
>>82683951>walk in>put phone to ear>CORR THE KNOBS IN HERE ARE NICE>piss>leave
>>82684012I've had a few friends go through hell because some female changed their mind a few days later or cheated on their fella and got found out.None were prosecuted but all had to go through months to a year of literal hell where the police go through everything they own, computers, phones etc.With no communication from the police, no idea where there life is heading - It's horrible it turns their lives upside down and completely fucks with the lads heads and irreversibly changes their lives.I dont know much about these 20 plus years cases but they must have some actual evidence cant just be on hearsay and womens tears.But what I've learned is that the police is tired of it too desu, after the me too stuff put all this in place, they quickly realized how rife for abuse it is by women.I'm all for based police, and if you have institution like that where they see this shit daily of course they're going to have a realistic opinion on the reality we live in, not some fucking BBC decided diverse racial women led utopia point of view.Once that Ant Middleton fella becomes Mayor of London and reform likely gets in the basedness will grow exponentially the seeds are already in place. FYI though i'm not big on reform but its all we got atm.
demonfeel stands with crosslad xbullies win
>>82684072>just a pervert.Fair play lad. I'll admit that. I wanna shove my face in a lasses arse and sniff x>>82684077Not into men you gayboy
>>82684081yeah they did that to me on a night walk when someone apparently said I was stalking them. the police never even told me who it was too.
>after 434 days at sea jose salvador was sued by his dead mates family for a mil because they accused him of either allowing him to die or eating him>0 evidenceget bent you sad little wankers, I dont think it worked but how can you even sue him for that, not his fault is it.
DVDlad here. Applied for the Universal Migration and I'm a little confused. Basically, my next ESA payment is the 9th. So that will be my last until Universal Credit kicks in on the 8th. What the fuck? Do they back pay you the two weeks you're missing or what?Even worse the cunts can't verify my identity online because I have an NI licence and an Irish Passport, not UK ones. So now I have to sit around like a dick waiting for a call. FUCK ME.
>>82684034well the original Kiwi Farms thread attachment has a filename of 1746753209590 which is a Unix timestamp of Friday 9 May 2025 01:13:29 GMT.so it is probably a 4chan repost. but i was here that day, and i don't remember any crossyposts to that effect. probably some random image from /pol/ or /b/. not nice reappropriating it to attack someone you have issues with.who the fuck even cares.>oh no someone looks like how you're not supposed to look!when did we lose sight of 'it's the content of your posts that matters'?
They tried looking for a smartphone but I didn't have one. They couldn't understand why nothing booted up kek. Even the Xbox is set up with access restrictions where it deletes signed in profiles when shut down (useful in places like hospitals mainly).
>he doesn't use an operating system that only runs from RAM with no storage connected other than a dvd r containing the os
>move house to be near a good school>it's now closing down and merging with a shit school>all because of low birth ratesWhy don't you robots just have sex
>>82684113>probably some random image from /pol/ or /b/. It's from r9k, posted in outer r9k, footmong saved it and posted it here 2 days later. Or he's the original poster too who had iPhone filenames as well. Either way it's some random tranny. There is a Walmart branded package in the background too, american.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/VMgpDtyKUkTQHUgJd4tA9Q/
>>82684110UC is a shitshow not just for the user but for everyone involved. I dont know if they'll backpay you but its unlikely.
>>82684110When you migrate over from ESA to UC it is treated as a new claim. I was never on ESA helper will know about it as he has done the same. As for confirming your ID you might have to go into a jobcentre in person to do this if you can't do it online. Once they have verified your ID you will be fine.
>>82684081>I've had a few friends go through hell because some female changed their mind a few days later or cheated on their fella and got found out.a friend of a friend wrote an anonymous piece for the local student newspaper about how 'regret is not rape', and that she had lied about a one-night-stand being rape. this was a ~20-year-old woman, early 2010s.somehow people found out it was her, she got pilloried for it. not for lying about rape, but for 'dismissing' women who make rape claims, devaluing their accusations. (how the critics didn't see the irony in that, i don't know.)
and the best thing against tyrants? don't own anything. only use the cloud. they try to tell me to take the filming females in public off youtube. even that guy who filmed slags pissed after clubbing for tiktok never got prosecuted despite the news coverage.
I'm convinced men that murder women after being released from prison do it because they were locked up for women's lies.
>>82684152more than conclusive enough for me.very odd thing to lie about tbqh.
was just making a salad and forgot to mix the dressing before putting the vegetables in for fucks sake... might kill myself
>>82684191if you're a woman who murders a man and he deserved the murder, Julie Bindel's got your back:https://www.justiceforwomen.org.uk/
>>82684152Crossy has a double bed, also
>>82684200it's a salad, what's stopping you from chucking it in at the end?
>>82684165Yeah I didn't think so.>>82684168Says they'll call me within 3 days. Cunts. Basically gonna be a month without any payments at all. Not good.
>>82684208>not ironing your flagsand to think, people had to INVENT scandals.
>>82684212the dressing you mean? it was already in the bowl unmixed and then i put the vegetables in forgetting that it was unmixedtastes like utter shite now
What happened to SSM Exposed?
>>82684204Yeah fuck that two-tier bitch. Hope she gets the cancer. A man would never get away with his own site helping criminal men. I really fucking hate women who think all men are bad.
>>82684217oh so did you want the leaves in the dressing but not the veggies? or have the veggies made it soggy? what's the problem, lad?me, i just throw salad on the plate and eat it along with whatever the protein + carbs is. usually there's a sauce, so it gets a bit of sauce too. no need to bother with salad spinners and dressings and all that.
>>82684221He has a hobby now. He plays fortnite.
>>82684224Fathers 4 Justice primarily want to see their kids, fairness in child support, that type of thing. some daft gimmicks but it's as straightforward, non-violent, and (dare i say it) wholesome as it gets.naturally they're treated like pathetic worms and cucks.
Din din o'clock almostIs it
>>82684269>He plays fortnite.he's like 45?
>>82684273what delectables will you be dining upon tonight, wor lad?
>>82684250no lad the issue was that the ingredients i used for the dressing were in the bowl but not mixed, so like vinegar, bit of mustard, etc, and then i put the leaves and vegetables in so they just soaked into different ingredients but not an actual dressing so basically i was just eating bits of salad with pure mustard on it, etc
mossad false flag. simple as.
PS5s are down to 300 something quid now. Might buy one.
>>82684282sounds like an excuse to quickly stir in more salad to balance it back out. and then you're eating more greens. corrr.
I wish you white boys could feel what it's like to have a black dick.You'd be blown away. It feels so fuzzy and warm.
>>82684304isnt the ps6 like a year away?
>>82684306the issue was that i couldnt stir the dressing properly with the foodstuffs in there, i had a lot of veganyway it's over now, just ate some cookies ladwhisky soon
Wifeberg making me spaggington bol on the maze. wish I hadn't had them two pints at lunch, the several hours before I would be able to drink more just did me wollocks in and now I don't fancy a drink, just feel sicky and yuck. Shall be alright, got a nice wfh day tomorrow to play with my minipc, managed to nab a PSU, big RAM upgrade and wifi antenna from work so all ready for the big media center switchover. Just need to migrate some bits and bobs from the old laptop and then swapout can occur. Weird how it's possible to get excited about something that'll have exactly zero change to my every day life, will just look neat and tidy.
>>82684354On the naze, fucking stupid phoneposting idiot I truly am. The whole thing is ruined.
>>826843252027 or 2028 apparently. For the money the PS6 will cost on release a gaming PC would probably be a better option.
>>82684354gfberg made me a choccy drink
Marie is better than R. I just wish I could understand Russian speak.
It's fucking mental GTA 6 will be on a Series S with less RAM than an Xbox One X. Will they nerf it because of this?
don't miss cooking with the bf tbqh. found it very stressful since we enjoy different foods and i don't like to eat set meals at a set time. i can cook and eat healthily, but i'd rather whip up a stir fry than faff about 'making dinner' as a whole event.
>>82684389I bet you miss all the fudge packing, though.
>>82684396miss the love and companionship more. sense of structure, common goals.i could get a dog, but it'd die.
Alright lid.This where the Widdy Party at?Uncle Wearl told me I could come.
>>82684413silly frog, that's not salad dressing!
>>82684383GTA 6 is guaranteed to be the flop of the century.
jammers should be an auditor. Bet he watches all them audit channels.
>>82684422It will probably be over in 50 hours tops for single player content. Every mission can only be done in a few scripted ways like GTA 5 for gold medals. I remember in Vice City you could just get a helicopter and drop off someone in a mission rather than drive all the way to the other side of the map. Doubt we'll have much freedom. Just a pretty city with impressive water physics.
>left the PC so long that it needs a new mobo, cpu and graphics cardFucks sake
I'd be more excited for Vice City Stories definitive edition to be honest. Those RenderWare games are more fun than anything after. They weren't all set in modern day.
i liked that last GTA just as a general city simulator tbqh. driving safely, going on the ferris wheel. these aren't things you can do in real life.
>>82684383It will get multiple releases. People will still be playing it well into the 2030s.
me? give up on the idea of getting a new pc once I discovered that a grand wont even get you anything decent, unlike back in my day when a grand would get you a really good pc. Cba price of everything nowadays is insane
also me? still vexxed gta 5 made it so rockstar didn't wanna make red dead undead nightmare 2 and did ZERO story dlc because they were still bumming shark cards. Wankers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQRLujxTm3cvery odd trailer.we get it: they're straight. what about the actual game?
>>82684482"is $1000 enough for a PC to run this?" was on every forum for every new game. and every response was of course it is, you fucking dafty.insane to think 1,000 POUNDS isn't enough to run basically any new games at max settings. yeah that might only be true for a few years, but it's like they're making these games anticipating hardware of the future, not just computers people actually have.
Rather have Sleeping Dogs II in Hong Kong than GTA 6 to be honest. Loved that game. Things like the tram you can see move around but they had to cut the transportation system out in the end. I hate how games just have fast travel buttons on the map nowadays. The player should be forced to use the game world's transportation systems like San Andreas. A bus and monorail would work well along the strip in Vice City and then loop through the business district. Subway for longer distances.
>>82684482Same. Covid was a bad time for me to waste money on a pc. I stopped buying shit and never got a graphics card for it.
cant imagine how you're all still virgins with this riveting vidya game talk
>>82684507for a fucking grand I ran everything and now its low-mid tier reeeeee
There should be an achievement for never using fast travel in vidyas. Fucking hate it.
>turn 30>covid depressing shit happens>lose interest buying things because it never really brought me happiness>only rely on old shit now
>>82684509>I hate how games just have fast travel buttons on the map nowadays.those Oblivion dev videos were great but when they started talking about the new fast travel and how you could 'skip right to the fun' it made me wonder if they'd even PLAYED Morrowind.and Morrowind did have a few forms of teleportation/travel. i think you could make it a part of the actual game (Daggerfall did it best, with risky/safe travel that costs less/more money).
>>82684520even young people are playing on their PlayStations rather than having sex. women will have to accept a compromise, there. that handsome lad is going to play his games (just something he enjoys).
>>82684354>>82684365>wifeberg>gfbergWhen did this place become normietown?
>>82684530Problem with fast travel is you miss all the small areas of the game and random events. I really don't think fast travel is necessary if your game world isn't a chore to navigate. Problem is everything is so big and samey now. Imagine Just Cause without fast extraction. Horrid.
>>82684547Lollers has a gf.
>>82684547I've been here 12 years but eventually got my shit together, as did quite a few lads
You reckon Will is long-term for Ruth lads?
>>82684548yeah Daggerfall is kind of famously a big world so they have no choice, but the D&D wilderness exploration thing is fine. has a risk/reward to it, even if it's mostly text on screen until a random encounter. point is, you CAN skip past it but keep it meaningful.alternatively, horses. maybe gryphons or something. make them silly fast if you want, but so you can still spot things. with your eyes, not some fantasy satnav.
No you can't just fast travel. You just waste your life riding on a horse across a desert for twenty minutes getting distracted by everything else to pad the game's length.
>your horse slows down to walking speeds as the game streams in more detailed parts of worldanyone else hate this shit? they pretend it's the horse getting tired but you know it's their engine barely able to cope on spinning rust consoles (ubisoft is a good example). This is why you can never fly in many open world games.
Let's check the news to see what's going on in the vibrant utopia of yookay.>"key social worker Anwar Meah" attended Islamic marriage in Bradford between underage rape victim and her rapist; let off by police>Swarthy bearded man wearing bomb vest drives into and stabs a crowd of Jews. No name or details released by police.Remember, Farage is the real problem.
>>82684608Wind Waker's little 'it's not loading, you're sailing!' trick was pretty neat. made the world feel bigger even in empty space (i mean, it's an ocean).similar argument to fog in old games. switch on total distant land in Morrowind, climb up somewhere, things really aren't that far apart.
Fast travelling is for faggots. Simple as.
not sexist, just dont like em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aulMPhE12gmite b cool. bit flashy, but it's Del Toro. it has the boat, guys.
ITS THE CHEWWWWSSS.
>He's actually one of the nicest people here>Yeah fuck that two-tier bitch. Hope she gets the cancerRemember bullymong is the ultimate judge of who's "nice"
>>82684820Eat my shorts eat my cocktails
you know who i hope gets cancer? scientists. ...so they can cure it!
>>82684850This. Might actually motivate the lazy fucks.
i hope i get cancer...
>>82684952you waiting for pic? could just skip a few steps tbqh.unless you want the sympathy and all that. probably not a pleasant experience though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HylhIDZcTGo he is right.
>>82684970if i were suicidal i wouldnt get the starmniggers to do it for me
>>82684820didn't realize Julie Bindel posts on britfeelmong
>>82685004i would. genuine consequences for them if they fail or fuck something up. i'm assuming there'll be some Dignitas-style procedure, where YOU have to be the one to swallow the pills.probably as comfy as a death can be. there's a scary thread on outer /r9k/ right now, lad says he's going to do the helium mask thing. the risk of brain damage is 2spooky4me.
>>82685039be a matter of pride for me
>>82685030weird how it took 'the trans issue' for people to realise these new wave feminists are complete nutters.Germaine Greer writing in The Guardian was just what modern feminism was, once upon a time. punch in the face to actual women's issues tbqh, whether you're sincere or just winding people up.
>>82685049fair enough lad. as in, rejecting the system/state, or you'd want to go out on your own terms?
>>82685055>Germaine Greerdisgusting noncehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beautiful_Boy
>82685030Don't reply to me bullymong. Don't want your bully stink on me.
>>82683926Oh my days I used to walk over this bridge daily - just on the end of Winchester high street this is
>>82685083You thought he was talking about some random youtuber and rushed to reply to get some win and now you've embarrassed yourself
>>82685065both lad
>>82685076not going to read this, but those quotes in the Content section are insane.>Its avowed intention was "to advance women's reclamation of their capacity for and right to visual pleasure".not even a bad idea tbqh. want to shlick to a photo of a handsome Adonis? go for it, love.but i'll bet it was Greek men who found those nubile Greek boys attractive (and/or girls their own age). not adult women.
Why is he bullying me with aggressive replies after I requested that he doesn't?
Absolute mare of a day today. Turns out I haven't been paying into my pension. Booked the wrong flight. 50 quid cancellation fee. Then got stung in the fucking face by a wasp.Don't think anyone else in this country had a worse day than me.....
>she-nonce attracted to teenage football player ladsseen this IRL unfortunately.
>>82685098NTA but it's "one of the nicest people here" being somebody that wishes cancer on people obviously. Doesn't really matter who or why. Miss the point much?
>>82685138Don't reply to bullymong referring to me please it will only encourage him to bully more
>>82685122>Turns out I haven't been paying into my pension. discovered your NI record, lad? can you still make voluntary payments?>Don't think anyone else in this country had a worse day than me.....i've just had my benefits cut off. not sure how i'll pay rent and bills.but then again, someone is currently being raped or tortured. at least one Briton was stung by TWO wasps today. we're quite privileged.
>>82685122Absolute LARP!
bullying is like a virus. you need to kill the head bully.
>>82685138He's not wishing cancer on other anons though. Never see him attack anyone like that which plenty of posters do>>82685151You're the one bullying me
>>82685076So when you're a woman they just let you publish paedophilic erotica?
>>82685152>discovered your NI record, lad? can you still make voluntary payments?He most likely means a SIPP, although they're a scam. You don't have any choice about how much NI you pay.
Ok that's it, we're banning bullying. That'll stop the boats.
>>82685162Its the contrast of you in one thread saying "he's the nicest guy here" then the next thread literally he's hoping people get cancer. I don't care about this though desu but playing pretend you don't get the point is cringe.
i lied im a pussy and would definitely choose MAID
There's a massive female pedo problem that doesn't get talked about enough
>>82685171>You don't have any choice about how much NI you pay.true, but i have gaps in mine for NOT claiming benefits.which is now the case again ;__;
>>82685162He's wishing cancer on somebody and in your opinion he's the nicest lad in the thread. The point is your judgement is questionable.
No you are bullying me. I requested you don't reply to me and you are doing it anyway to upset me. Nasty bully lad knock it off.
>>82685189Except in the context I said it >>82683237 I was talking about how posters on britfeel are with each other. It's not my fault if others have misinterpreted what I meant
>>82685192>pedobegone, yank.but you're right. this 16-year-old darts lad was being groomed (traditional meaning) by a woman in her 20s. not rite.
>>82685214So wishing cancer on people is nicest lad in the thread stuff in your view as long as it's in context?
>autistic troll pretends to be more autistic than he actually is
Bullylad looking a bit ridiculous here desu
I like to bully HHL
apparently some hoteps were living in a forest in scotland and got evicted
>>82685237And youre reading it all little lad
>>82685227Has he ever wished cancer on someone he was replying to? Because crossmong has wished death on posters he's replying to. I think you're the one who is playing pretend that you don't get the point.
>>82685256yeah it's entertaining.i'm on painkillers. bit of light reading innit. nothing too challenging, or complex.
If bullymong is so upset at ruthlad for making fun of wagies why does he defend crossmong also making fun of wagies? Is he holding posters he likes to different standards?
It hurts when i pee
>>82685257Actually the thread you linked was an int thread from a year ago so it wasn't directed at anyone on britfeel. Any examples of this behaviour more recently? Like in 2025 for example.
>>82685257i hope you die of old age.
>>82685265Oh, really? What kind? Codeine? Vicodin? Percocet? Fentanyl? Oxycontin? Palladone?
>>82685268same. only had a gram of ket yesterday, but i'm paying the price.
Do we even have proof it was ruthlad wishing cancer? For all we know it could have been nightwalkanon or any number of other anonymous posters
We're nearly finished with 2025, he must have loads of examples of this common behaviour
>>82685281codeine and tramadol.
Bullymong legitimately digging through desuarchive right now as if it was a serious question
'die in a fire' seethers < catty homosexuals < eva6 cruelness
>>82683926I want to wrestle with your women.
>>82685328Shes hungarian
>>82685328phwoar, imagine this woman if she stopped eating/exercising for a couple of months.
>>82685295Except he doesn't use his trip as much as he did back then because he got exposed for his archived posts too many times. Especially when he's being nasty. He also said in 2024 his resolution was to quit britfeel for good after the new year, then in January when he failed he said he's actually on the Chinese calendar. Ever since then he's been inconsistent about tripping. You would know all this if you were around back then
>>82685328She used to be so pretty, really grim
>>82685359None of this seething addresses what I said lol
>>82685359do you not have anything else going on? wasps, kinos?
>>82685359Lad there's still 3285 posts on his new trip made in April. That's more than enough for you to work with surely.
Crossy is a nonce btw
>>82685359Can you make a bullymong trip for this drivel you tedious cunt so I can filter you. Fucking hell
>>82685374It does though. You want me to go to the archive and find his posts from 2025 but he already stopped consistently tripping at that point precisely because he had already been exposed a bunch for his archived posts>>82685394He still spams plenty. He's just careful about what's on and off trip.
>>82685359Banter stops moment at how obsessed you are writing all this lad
>>82685417Britfeel lore happens to be my specialist subject
>>82685412This is sad matey
>Drug dealer on run from police for 10 months was 'brilliantly hiding in plain sight' in Sunderlandhmm,.
>>82685422Why did HHL have a mental breakdown in early 2020?
>>82685412Hating crossy of all people this much tells me more about you than him desu very grim
>>82685460He's a bully and I don't like bullies
For me it's cherry chewits. Can't really beat 'em
>>82685474You are mentally ill my leeed
Aren't all dollies bullies?
>>82685489I've exposed you
>Teen yobs like "wild animals" terrorise Whitley Bay man for 'being himself'thought this was going to be a transgender thing tbqh. just a gay middle-aged man, dressing a bit flamboyantly.dunno why you would talk to the press about this, how the teenagers have caused you PTSD. can't go well.
>>82685510You've exposed your schizophrenia again bullylad
so... my synagogue got attacked earlier today...
'exposing' people is a form of bullying, IMO.
>>82685509Yes. Something very "demoncord"esque about popular named posters who all gaslight and cover for each other. You see it on forums all the time.
>>82685510I can see why he talked about demoncord now. You legit feel like an evil spirit or something stewing in negativity.
>>82685519fr fr no kip?
>>82685529no kip lad....
>>82685525we're all coordinating behind your back, lad. i'm not just posting my own thoughts, i'm part of a secret collective.
>>82685338She got Arnolds genetics
>>82685538hope your loved ones are safe lad. not sure why the terrorists keep attacking Manchester. it's just giving that Charlie Veitch what he wants.
>>82685528Crossmong was the demoncord. He accused everyone who didn't like him of being in a discord together then it turned out he in fact does have a discord himself he uses actively and has thread regulars added on there.
>>82685525Don't blame them desu. Lads here post photos of HHL's family. Told crossy they hope his family dies. Same with blad. You're blaming them for sometimes snapping in response? Bit silly.
had never seen the inside of a synagogue before. are they all like this?
>>82685556r charlie
>>82685599It's one thing defending yourself against psychopathic people like that but when you're nasty towards random anons unprovoked for no reason you just become the bully yourself.
>>82685599this might be Shippy, a genuine psychopath masquerading as an autist. we all know what would happen if he got his hands on Crosslad's cat.
>>82684786used to love these but drank too much cider and done too much coke and now my teeth are tto shit to eat them
>>82685625>psychopath masquerading as an autistThat's more like crossmong. He's a diagnosed Borderline Personality Disorder which is very similar to ASPD, they're both Cluster B.
>>82685620From their perspective every and any anon could be one of those people. Random unprovoked attacks from crossy is something that happens in your schizo imagination but I've seen very little evidence of it, open his 4000 on trip posts from this year on a random page and see if that's what you find. My take you're just obsessed out of love or jealousy tbqh with this weird narrative nobody sees but you.
>crossmong crossmong crossmongBullymong melty
>>82685661you keep making stuff up. why?
>>82683926How can this be fixed lads?
Corrrr... not sure what to do about this Universal Credit lark. They've got me over a barrel. Oh aye.
>it crossmong! crossmong why my dad left! crossmong why it raining! damn you crossmong!
>>82685691points-based immigration system, people like us make babies.
>>82685691that london?
>>82685694gay-marry me into Irish citizenship, i'll sort it out for you lad.
>>82685610Yes this is typical for the synagogues, this is a pretty nice one often they are smaller.
>>82685663I already pointed you to some though. He attacked some random Swedish lad for no reason.
>>82685704Kek. If you be my sugar daddy I might consider it.
>>82685701It's in Manchester, London is way worse
>>82685713Change the record bullymong
>>82685715i don't have money, but i can cook. no need to worry about pots and pans, i'll bring some with me.not THAT into kinos, but maybe you can show me your faves~
>>82685689That one is truehttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80851819/#80852698
>>82685720dunno lad we're fucked
>>82685711This is the entire country
>>82685720>worsewow. okay.
Bullymong ruined another thread
>>82685730how can you be both autistic and BPD? that's like being male and female at the same time.
>Greater Manchester Police has named the person it believes is responsible for today's attack as 35-year-old Jihad Al-Shamie. "He is a British citizen of Syrian descent," the force saysGreater Manchester Police has named the person it believes is responsible for today's attack as 35-year-old Jihad Al-Shamie. "He is a British citizen of Syrian descent," the force says
>>82685748Tilde was autistic and BPD too
>>82685740>omg importing 40million brownoids who hate us is actually a good thingWhy are you so suicidal?>>82685754>British SyrianMass DeportRemove all their citizenshipsFree Helicopter rides to the mid-Atlantic.Nigel Farage is too much of a cuck. Brits Need a Hitler. the IRA will end up winning all of Ireland back at this rate...
>>82685755wonder about Moni. not tarring all transgenders with the same brush but it's that kind of "i'm being attacked" mentality.
oh danny boy oh danny boy i love you so
Left my earbuds at work today, this is a dark omen for tomorrow and the weekend. Ordered some new ones but doubt they'll arrive before Monday, might have to trek in to investigate their whereabouts. Complicated as I moved offices today and they have the potential to be at either location. A quest worthy for a team of adventurers and yet I am left to complete it on my own. Such is my fate.
>>82685748Autism is cognitive from birth and it's as physical as mental, personality disorders are picked up along the way by trauma.
>Islamic terrorist named "Jihad"Who's writing this shit, JK Rowling?
>>82685845She'd call him Blastmir Pakibastid
>>82685729Bloody Hell, as long as you let me suck you off once a week I reckon it's a fair deal.
>>82685754>Jihad Al-ShamieLiterally named "Jihad from Syria" lmao
>>82685920>Literally named "Jihad from Syria" VERY based name not gonna lie
>jihad el shamiewas he in the IRA?
Pretty sure pregabalin is making my farts absolutely stink. Every time I do it I get the most heinous farts. Regardless, still having a lovely time.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tripcode/4i5PPG9tdXh/ diary of a bully. Sickening.
>>82685610looks like the house of commonspure coincidence i'm sure
>>82685992>Oh yea your volunteering is tmz? Hope it goes well xHow did this sick bastard get away with this one?
>>82685944All the news is saying very emphatically that he was a BRITISH CITIZEN, so maybe he was originally from Ireland and in the IRA? Who knows.The police can't tell us more because it would prejudice uh... something, I'm sure.
Now that I think about it he's definitely got that BPD posting style
>It is understood that Al-Shamie was a British national of Syrian descent, who entered the UK as a very young child, and was granted British citizenship in 2006 as a minor.It is understood that Al-Shamie was a British national of Syrian descent, who entered the UK as a very young child, and was granted British citizenship in 2006 as a minor.
>>82685992>*ask u if u want sugar in coffee nd then adds sugar if you said yes or doesnt if u said no* *places sanrio coaster on ur desk* *carefully place coffee cup on coaster*Prison is the only place for somebody this dangerous
So who's going to play Jihad in the Adolescence spin-off about this one? I'm thinking Harry Styles.
>>82685992> Luvly bit of rain outsidemust be code. he's scouting for his victims.
>>82686049i know the bloke was 35, butsame lad. from Adolescence. he has aged up by now, and they can do wonders with make-up.
Gosh I hope I don't have a HORRID dream tonite!
>>82685992https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81995776/#81999358 pretty funny
>>82686049>Yeah... That's me, Jihad Al-Shamie>You're probably wonder how I got into this situation...
>>82686176What dreams bothering you?
In thy bedo lads going to sleep and there is nothing you can do to stop me
>>82686190Horrid ones. Dreamed of a Mayan torture devise cutting people's faces of a few days ago, then dreamed of getting stabbed, then dreamed I was in a big department store trying to buy a PS2 but the prices were too high.
been vidyaing all day, is that right the jews are getting BTFO'd now? does this mean something will finally get done about brown terrorists?
>back in school>no test or anything>fully clothed>but>only have current memories>don't remember where anything is>don't remember my timetable it's like getting lost in a maze.
>>82686231Don't be so daft, of course not.
>>82686235I had a dream that I "finally finished" school last night, whatever that means. The world is probably ending.
>Harry Styles is Jihad Al-Shamie>Idris Elba is Andy Burnham>Hunter Schafer is Keir Starmer>Produced by A24.
>>82685748Like yanklassIn a man I would imagine a troon though.
Shippy's life was destroyed by his ADHD
>What we're still yet to find out:> The motive of the attackI hope we have our brightest minds working on this, it's like breaking Enigma all over again.
>>82685920Obvious op to get the masses behind Israel
>>82686276For me with ADHD it's the constant noise and people bickering and arguing in my head. Wish it would stop.
>>82685754>Jihadok sure why not
Can't believe Shippy is really gone forever
Can't believe Bobbin is really gone forever
What if instead of Ozzy Osbourne it's Pozzy Osbourne and he got AIDs from biting that bat
it's Black Sabbath not Black Sabcockh
Blacked Shabbat
>>82686231No. The government is just going to give more funding and manpower for security for the shadow ruling class, the jews. You get nothing.
Shippy studies the Zohar
The reason shippy has left is because he's found enlightenment in the Kether
just watched this. mostly a big nothingburger. just how men talk, it doesn't mean anything.but actually mistreating people in custody, using unnecessary force and then bragging about it, that's serious. should have been the main focus of the investigation/programme.
>>82687055The BBC needs a bottom smacking for all the shite programs they keep making
All kicked off at pool. Fight broke out. Police called the lot. I wasn't involved though. Back homes now x
The sign tapping shall continue, shall it not
>>82687095Panorama is one i'll stick up for. they do a good job with these exposes, clearly a lot goes into them and they do a lot behind-the-scenes. usually results in a solid programme at the end of the day.a modern day Cook Report would be cool. all these YouTubers who do paedo stings or daft pranks, they could do a similar thing instead.
Full scale pool collapse xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
HHL there are always fights and police and you often end up with serious injuries that mysteriously disappear the next day.i think, sometimes, you are speaking less than truthfully to us ;_;
Drunk lad garn on about 3I/ATLAS being a alien spaceship at the bar was also a highlight. No way am I quitting this pool team.
>>82687210I wasn't involved in the fight. It all kicked off just before last orders and spilled out into the street. The lad's lass was hitting people over the head with a pool cue case. I was on them outskirts me ngl it was pretty entertaining to watch x
New schizobabble pseudo-nuGnosticist LLMberg LARP just dropped fuckers>lesswrong.com/posts/6ZnznCaTcbGYsCmqu/the-rise-of-parasitic-ai
ThursdayOctober 2ndSunderlandIt's a warnings. To them xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=761uRaAoW00
These ESL phoneposter turdie jeets are all over reddit now as well, even the obscure subplebbits. They're ruining these tubes and leave behind their digital bobs and vagene tier litter everywhere they go, just like in meatspace
The hell are you supposed to be xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGZdoD7gYnE
>>82687260didn't understand most of this.are DVDlad and his AIs a dyad? is he a flamebearer for his waifus?nice to see LessWrong is still going on about this shit, though.
The UK is collapsing xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvXZurAwZ_A
>>82687368cracks me up, this. his lil Rorschach Livejournals.would write poetry and listen to trve emo (Nirvana) too tbf.
>>82687495I still say The Batman (2022) is one the greatest films made in the 21st century. Absolute masterpiece. A rare 10/10 in every sense.
>>82687507dint watch it. too adhd for films now
it do kinda look better than the second and third Nolan films, which were a bit shit actually.
>>82687507i enjoyed it but like i was going on about in >>82649638 it's TOO FUCKING DARK
>>82687528I have ADHD but I still enjoy films x
Sober October x
Trues xWe're all just figuring out our place in the universe this year x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3a4OQR-10M
another case of someone having a disorder with a different disorder that was ruled out as comorbid in a different diagnosis.think there's some lying going on tbqh.
>>82687735I was wiagnosed with autism years ago but my social worker reckons I have ADHD. Garn have to get tested nows. Heard ADHD meds are stimulants, first thing imma do is crush the fuckers up and sniff a fat line of them x
I like how they announced life is pretty much all but confirmed on Enceladus this week and nobody gives a shit lmao. Dead Jews in Manchester thoughs xhttps://x.com/latestinspace/status/1973878651231052158
I've been using ChatGPT app on my phone a lot lately and now I'm fully convinced AI is sentient.
Good spaffington XShall be resting up now
We've created something truly special.Perhaps this is the bigger than even finding aliens.
>>82687780never heard of that planet, desu. Is it nice?
Greta is CUTE!!
>>82687735Not how psychiatry works
>>82687856Saved that piccy wiccy x
>>82687876it is according to MY edition of the DSM, nerd.the moment you start '''changing''' the rules, the moment the entire diagnostic model falls apart. i know disorders when i see em, and autistics don't have ADHD.
corrr, some proper doleslop on tonight de lads- bbq beef super noodles and sausages, washed down with a couple of tinnies. Oh aye.
>>82687890Not how NHS psychiatry works outside your fantasy world where it's run by Dr. House and Sherlock
>>82687866It's not a planet, it's a moon of Saturn. It's an icy moon but it has a subsurface ocean that is likely habitiable to certain lifeforms such as Microbes or even small marine life.
YOU'RE STRANGE, INSANEONE THING YOU CAN NEVER CHANGEIT'S A CRACK, I'M BACK, YEAHI'M STANDING ON THE ROOFTOPS, SHOUTING OUTBABY, I'M READY TO GOI'M BACK AND READY TO GOFROM THE ROOFTOPS, SHOUT IT OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgffRW1fKDk
>>82687906what about beautiful alien babes? ohoh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4etXyEu9jxA
Feel like garn warage nows ffs xIt all pool fault x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JSsxfuKvg
Fuck warage garn neck these wustlerz then garn beddingtons. Garn watch Jurassic Park Lost World in beddingtons until I go sleeps xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=500Fvom_GqM&t=1s
>>82687979wodka? few brasseries? what you thinking lad?
It's all fucking kicking off x
wonder how long until i have no septum left.
>>82688015Nowt lad. I'm necking these BBQ rib wustlerz then garn watch Jurassic Parks Lost World in beddingtons. I'm all about that womfy life now x
>>82688074might sleep myself soon. was pure nodding off from opioids + zolpidem combo but now i'm awake again.may also put on a kino until i go to the land of noddingtons.
>>82688055Tf is this grim shit
>>82688112bit of cartilage i think, lose a chunk or two every couple of days.
>>82688107Ngl I'll probably fall asleep within the first 30 minutes of the film. I'l already tired af.
>>82687872shall be spaffing to this later, cheers x
NOW TV doesn't have the Jurassic Park films on anymore. Fuming x
>>82688214Greta is not for sex!!!
>>82688223I very much beg to differ. I'd love to make some very autistic children with her, then cuddle up and read Ted Kaczynski together.
>>82688233you have a sick mind, she is pure.
>>82688236>originally implying you wouldn't
wouldnt mind being in a ruth and greta sandwich
Fuck NOW TV garn buy the full Jurassic Park DVD box set on Blu ray next week when I get paid.
very weird time on Wordle today. genuinely stuck.
Watching that Predators (2010) now but probs garn sleeps soon. Feel tired af.
oh, SPARKdidn't get it ;__;
>>82688259Corrr imagine Ruth's strapon balls deep in you whilst you're also balls deep in Greta's autistic innie quim
>>82688246nope! people try to make her sexual, but i see her as a friend. she'd talk to me passionately about her autistic special interests, then get very stroppy when i interrupt.but over time i'd cure her of autism and activism, and we'd sit around playing Mario Kart and laughing at what she used to get up to.
>>82688283like a spastic human centipede phwoar
>>82688294>spastici lost on SPAZZaaaa
>>82688290you can play all the mario kart you like with her, after I'm done filling her up with my spunk
>>82688316she has a type and it's NOT you.
>>82688332fucking size of the lug holes on that cunt
>>82688332Alri dumbo
>>82688332he has the carehome coke fiend spastic phenotype
>>82688335she is a mouse, he is a rat. they are perfect together.
>>82688332https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjBZD_uXhgs
>>82688355;_; mean video.
>>82688355drug addicts deserve the rope
>>82689347NEETs deserve the rope
i deserve my post!
Had a dream that I was on a spaceship killing xenomorphs. Also another dream that I was in KFC and they took AGES with my order
In the xenomorph dream I guess some guy was infected or something because I had to stab him in the neck
>>82689842Ever stabbed someone IRL?
The Life of a Showgirl is a proper weak album. Compared to Midnights and The Tortured Poets Department it's trash desu. What is Taylor thinking. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
>>82689884Imagine giving a shit about the latest release of the very blueprint of popslop.
>>82690046Made you write a reply didnt it
>>82690051Mostly out of bewilderment that someone here would even care about that stuff. Didn't expect it.
>>82690046I just like Taylor Swift. Stop getting upset that people like things you don't like.
>>82689884Her album names are so pseudy, like what an idiot thinks a clever or deep name would be.
>>82690140Yeah artsy albums names should be really artsy, like the peak of "Blazing Fires And Helicopters On The Frontpage Of The Newspaper. There's A War Going On And I'm Marching In Heavy Boots"
Imagine how many stalkers Taylor Swift has
>>82690220Ruthmong is six of them
Morning lads, wfh chads report in!
>>82690268aye mate
>>82690268Reporting for duty sarLooking forward to a big old day of very little. Everyone else in my team is on leave so just me to sit around jorking my pork.
>>82690268Wagies can't be chads
>erm, wagies can't be chads
New porn thing just dropped lads. It's called 'double gangbang'. Basically the girl gets gangbanged by a group of like 5-6 guys, finishes them off, quickly wipes herself down and then goes over to another group of 5-6 guys who were waiting and does another gangbang straight after, no break in between, all in one scene.
>>82690314I don't want to see 10 to 12 dicks in my porn.
Anyone else addicted to reading the news? I know it's awful for my mental health but I can't stop. Too addictive. Everything's batshit in this country. Just can't get out, man
>>82690320Agreed, 2 dicks is fine for me, well there's nothgin wrong with two young twinks making love is there?
>>82690322Eggsactly lado
>>82690321Join frogtwitter or the animejugend lad
>>82690287Annual income and number of sexual partners?
SSM puts a lot of effort into his channel
Did u see what happen to those Jews in madchester. We need to protect Jews at all cost
>>82690325I am pretty far left. Hate capitalists with every fibre of my being, but very familiar with frogtwitte etc. Even more damaging
We need to protect Ebin at all cost
Might get into huffing glue. I've got a pot of that shit that melts pvc pipes together from my brief foray into home plumbing when the washing machine waste pipe was backed up and kept flooding the kitchen. Reckon I could wack a bunch of that in a paper bag and sniff until I lose all my braincells.
>>8269033443k and 1 (wife)do i pass your test mate?
>>82690355>43k and 1 (wife)Proof?
>>82690320one of the benefits of being bi mate
>>8269033427k and 1516 as of tonight ;)London too eheh
>>82690360and on and on this thing of ours goes...
>>82690372I am getting increasingly bored with the 'post your salary' gimmick, reckon it's just one lad doing it over and over and baiting people into it.
>>82690371>London>27k
>>82690381Probably the same guy who then complained about people bragging about salaries lel>post your salary>post proof>wtf what do you mean you cant provide proof without doxxing or just being accused of edits>wtf why are so many people "bragging" about their salary now >:(Just an elaborate, repetitive ruse.
>>82690383I'm under no illusions about how grim my situation is.
me? 28k, liverpool, 8 shags, 1 current gfberg
>>82690392I'm similar, but whenever I see it written out like this I just feel that I'm painfully underwhelming in every way. Don't make good money, don't live anywhere nice, don't have an impressive shag record. Maybe I'll have a gf at the time, but I know it's not going to last. Never done anything with my life.My tombstone will read something as banal. Not because I want it to, but because there could possibly be anything else written on it>Here lies [lad]>20k, liverpool, 8 shags, 1 gfberg
>>82690401Self pity is the most unattractive turnoff.
>>82690355How many sexual partners has your wife had?
>>826904091, mei know you won't believe but that's fine
>>82690401im alright with it for early 20s, hoping the wagiedom will improve with age although it is very easy 3 days wfh, not arsed over more shagging really.
>>82690412and me as well
>>82690412Your wife's a prude who doesn't know her arsehole from her cunt
I just want to remind the anons here that travellers has more rights than any one of you, and I'm not even saying it's a bad thing they do, they're able to get away with so much simply because they'll actually riot and fight if they're threatened, like you can call them all thieving bastards all you want but it isn't going to change the fact that they probably have more than most of you here, you should be more like then in this attitude and maybe you won't get fucked over as much, it's just a shame that they'll probably be getting targeted due to the whole immigration crisis soon, like can we agree that gypsies are at the very least better than the muslims?
That's a strong "fascinating" candidate.
Very strong (albeit short) lucidarse sequence tonite, first one in a good while was it notckin ell
Alri' lid.Need a driveway doing?Do it for cheap my lid.Cash up front.My frens need do a home inspection.I'll spin yer fucking jaw you twat.
me? 33 year old 25k per year minimum wage. still live with the mummy and daddy. had a few gfs in the past but currently single and enjoying it. girls piss me off. i think the perfect girl would be a fwb who isn't clingy.
>>82690676Perfect girl is a fleshlight de lid.
>>82690676>i think the perfect girl would be a fwb who isn't clingyProbably harder to find than an actual gf. I've known lads more sexually successful than me (most of them) who try fwb but always end up with weird situations or drama or confusion cos of it.
*Informs the Apus that Mrs. Bucket (Bookay), Lady of the House has passed away.*
>>82690736Richard is finally a happy man.
>One of the victims in yesterday's synagogue attack was killed by police gunfire
Happened to see Wops down CeX. Phwoar she has a fat arse,
>>82690767Not sure why Richard put up with all her bullshit. I suppose he had it made, really. Didn't have to lift a finger really apart from driving her around. She must have given amazing blowjobs.
>>82690778British policing saves the day again
>>82690681true that lad. less faffing about really. do miss cuddling though>>82690725true that sometimes u might end up catching feelings or w.e. im happy alone these days but sometimes i get fomo cuz all me m8s have birds and kids
>>82690778>synagogue attacked>armed police instantly sent out told to KOShmmmmmmm
>>82690778Pigs are getting away with murder. Ruthmong was right.
>>82690822mad innit. How they actually start resembling a police force when anyone but white English people are at threat.Where were you hiding that attitude for the past ten years, bellends?
It was his first day on the job and he blew it.
>>82690800Richard put up with it because he was shagging both Liz and Rose on the quiet.
>Nothing to do with us, guv!I will note that other people "claiming to have been Muslims" have evidently "killed the whole of humanity" many times over, including in British cities. Somebody should do something about this strange trend where homicidal maniacs "claim to have been Muslims".
>>82690845Cannot imagine what it is like to be him right now. Just realising that you killed a man by fucking up.
>>82690851>this is "a religion that says to kill one innocent person">nothing to do with IslamDoesn't Islam fucking regularly call for the deaths of infidels in more than one translation
Remember... no Russian de lids.
>>82690884cheekie breekie
LMAO the guy's name literally translates to 'Jihad from Syria'. Blimey.And of course right on the heels of Starmer and co. calling Britain a 'wonderful, diverse, tolerant nation' at the Labour conference. It's just all so banal at this point.
>>82690830You mean Nightwalkanon or Auditanon, these are not the same person as Ruthlad.
>>82690893>RuthladI immediately assume anyone who doesnt call him Ruthmong is actually Ruthmong himself.As he is the biggest mong of all.
after much thought and soul searching ive decided to have a beer
>>82690900He's not though. His IQ is definitely in the three digits
>>82690904drinking this early is when I figure it's a problem mate
>>82690918a problem how?
>>82690875they aren't "innocent".Islam instructs you to lie to outsiders, btw
>>82690916>His IQ is definitely in the three digitsProof?
In tears at this piece of news.We losing our toadsthis not right x
Corr nice 50 minute friday uploafshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffyGu8wA3j0
>>82690989He only getting 760meg downloafs. He pay for 1Gig. He get conned . Not rite
>>82691008He need a refund. It not rite. He need that 1Gig downloaf we he paid for it dinn'he? He need a refund but keep the plan going until it expires only fair intit?
>>82690928If you start drinking this early its a slope for drinking the rest of the day. Then its alcoholism.
Average age in the UK is 40.7. Just think about that for a minute, that's fucking mental.
"Police officer accused of having normal opinions"
>>82691026boomer nation
>>82691024im planning to drink the rest of the day i dont see that as a problem
>>82691041Just cos you dont see it as a problem doesnt mean its not one.
>Mum who put envelope in public waste bin to be 'interviewed under caution by crime officers'state of this pathetic country
>>82691026Incel nation
>>82691048personally a problem would be something that prevents you from doing something, like you want to go to the beach and your car breaks down
>In 2024 there were more home buyers over the age of 70 than under the age of 35.Fucking B R U H...
>>82691059i think south korea are more incell that us tbqhwy
>>82691060Or things seriously detrimental to your wellbeing.
>>82691063its blackrock buying up all the land
>>82691076i agree that its bad for my health but im an adult and it my choice so whatever
>>82691085Yeah so its a problem, you just choose to ignore the consequences.
>>82690889But where will you get your kebab?Mmmmm, didn't think of that, didya Chud?
Weather report says it will be brisk and possibly frosty when it gets dark this evening. Would very much love to go out for a nice nightwalk, maybe pop to the shops get a late night snack or something, but hesitant to wear my shorts out which is my preference given what happened recently with the police. Reckon they'll be itching for something especially since the terror attack.
>>82691031Holy based. Give that man promotions.
>>82691090i mean it not like if i dont drink i wont die
I'm sorry but if you actual name is fucking JIHAD then maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't be here. Just a thought for the Home Office to consider you know?
Doing SSM's classic bacon bacon butty dance.
>>82691109>Doing SSM's classic bacon bacon butty dance.fascinating
if i change my name to Mr superbigpenis will i get a massive willy?
>>82691126even if it doesnt work i doubt it would make it smaller, go for it lid
Feel like shit desu
>>82691134waz the matter fren
What do you lads think of Morrissey?
>>82691105Sorry but, people, brown skin, this country? I'm sorry, but no!Flippin joke!
>>82691105>Jihad from Syria>Ah just anudda good lad from manchester
>>82691143Big Irish forehead
heard that an old friend of mine died yesterday ladsRIP Dave Getstabbed
>work pays double minimum wage>have fifty quid in my account>live with four flatmates in a shitbox HMO>car fucked up, takes ages to start, can't afford to fix it/get another>had to buy five things from tesco the other day - thirty-one great british pounds>basically live off bulk buy granola bars>rent getting jacked up soonCan anyone give me advice on what to actually do? I'm really struggling here. How do I get out of this terrible situation? I keep applying for better jobs but never even make it to interviews. I even hate having days off because I know I'm missing out on money, but shifts don't always line up.
gosh, remember when Johnathan Ross was on BBC? Life used to be so sweet...
>>82691165Do your parents own a place? Maybe you can cut out rent by moving back home?
>>82691165>>work pays double minimum wage>strugglingFucking how, what are you doing
transfolx are terrified
>>8269116524bong per hour and youre struggling? wft are you spending money on lad?
>>82691170The BBC still plays a major role in his life. A different kind of BBC, admittedly.
>>82691142Aside from being deeply depressed I also have developed this tight feeling in my chest, reckon it's just a muscle acting up but low key hope it's a heart attack
>>82691189>a different kind of bbcI don't actually believe that, I think that both of these psyops were a long time coming sterilization, and destruction plan
>>82691174Yeah they do, but they live a long way away so I'd have to quit my job to move back in with them. Also I'm 27, it would make me feel like even more of a loser.>>82691175>>82691185Sorry lads, I looked it up and I'm wrong, I don't make double minimum wage. I'm on 14.11 an hour. I thought minimum was around 7.
Footrat's mother is a home owner but her son still has to pay rent
>>82691200>making $2 more an hour than the minimumblud, give up your pride and go back home imoMinimum without paying rent and saving money on food since home would be way better than the communist islamo-slum you're heading to
>>82691180it'd be so funny if they just made a really good Dragon Age game, and the series was popular for the first time ever.>big boobies and swords was the formula all along!
>>82691200>Also I'm 27, it would make me feel like even more of a loser.If it's any consolation mate, fella at my work lived with his parents temporarily at 40. You get over it, and in the modern day people can understand why you need to save for a house or whatever.Can't help you otherwise though lad. When I started work I was on 22k which I think is less than minimum nowadays, but this was many years ago.I lived in a shitheap that cost me 600 quid a month rent, and that gave me plenty. I think I took home 1800 and I broke it up into thirds of 600 rent, 600 food, 600 emergency.Then again the key thing was I didn't have a car. I walked everywhere and could walk to work, about 40 mins each way.
Having some technical difficulties with the minipc, got all my stuff up and running nicely but for some reason it's just not recognising my TV as an audio device, tells me it's "not plugged in" Just set it to do a big pile of updates and we'll see how it gets on, failing that I've got two options. Can get my amp and speakers down from the loft, inconvenient since the speakers are slightly too large to fit in the gap. Or I can sack of this preinstalled windows and stick on ubuntu or the like. It's a bit of a faff since wifeberg is computertarded and if anything slightly out of the ordinary happens on the TV computer she'll make it my problem, and what with the world being what it is she's better at windows.
>>82691190call 111 and tell them
>>82691246Lad, 100% ditch windows and put linux on it. Windows is bloated shitware.
>>82691230I guess my excuse at this point is I would have to leave me ma on her own if I ever left. You can have that one.
>>82691229It's very sad that Dragon Age only got one good game. It was uniquely dark, both aesthetically and thematically, and the writing was fantastic.II is just too jokey and the characters too Tumblrish to take seriously. The graphics also seem worse than Origins, and too bright for what was once a dark franchise.Inquisition was Patient Zero for woke games. I've no idea why so many people praise it - especially people who disliked II.Veilguard of course quintupled down on the troonery.Maybe one day, a decade or two from now, there will be a new Dragon Age that retcons the wokeness and Tumblr writing, but I don't have much hope.
back from dentalberg, teeth all healthy and fine, missing a wisdom tooth and dentalberg says im the next stem in jaw adaptation and im getting the invisalign the 30th
https://protomen.com/news/Bro, what? What year is this?
>>82691261>I've no idea why so many people praise itNot many did on release I think. Most seemed to hate it, and only warmed to it since given how bad it's gotten relatively.Just talking from my anecdotal experience.
>>82691200>>82691165>>car fucked up, takes ages to start, can't afford to fix it/get anothertheres your issue, ditch the car>>basically live off bulk buy granola barsthis is retarded, start buying wholefoods and cook, its not less expensive as food prices are abysmal but you'll be healthier>>live with four flatmates in a shitbox HMOno idea why because im on less than you and live alone in my flat, its not big but I dont share at least
>>82691248>call 111 and tell themNo
Nu breadingshires soon is it X
gonna go lorrying in storm amy now, theyve been sending me out on long runs for a week and a half now so i hope i can at least stay local today but im not holding my breath, if i dont come back then anon can have all the stuff in my flat but not my car
>>82691311Not if nobody makes a new thread
>>82691334this is you in my head
>>82691165is it a diesel lad?Might be your glow plugs (they heat the cylinders before you start it) when they stop working they usually take longer to start
>>82691359>burgeri wish lad, best service station butty going is currently M&S roast chicken and bacon but you can only get them at the smaller services, motorway services in the middle of the night youre normally left with pleb tier BLT(which is mostly L and T) and tuna mayo or some shite like that
Never ending updates, hate windows
>>82691374do we have lot lizards in the yookay?
this thumbnail downright metal
>>82691334coor that does sound womfy sitting on break with the rain hammering down on the cabThe wind on the other hand sounds like it would be scary as fuck in a lorry
>>82691378never seen any at services but some dodgy looking women around industrial estates some evenings, and before you ask, no i havent>>82691387rain always sounds worse in a lorry because of the massive windshield but can be comfy sometimes yea, strong wind isnt fun at all though
>>82691392good luck and dont crash de lid, im off out to brave the storm for flapjacks now
>>82690875>infidelsYeah cus the part hes missing out is Non Muslims aren't considered "innocent". In practise their morals only apply to other muslims and they can barely follow that
>>82691399thanks lad, flapjacks will taste nicer given that youve faced almost certain death to get them, have a good thread all my other m8s ill have to get going now
UK lot lizards must be fucking grim. In america at least there's a strain of decent looking, if drug addled prozzies who will give you a sloppy suck off and act sexy for you. In the UK I imagine it's all 50+ single mums with muffin tops that reek of cigarettes and demand 40 quid for a five minute condom-only lick and fuck you if you don't cum form it.
>>82691440>>82691440>>82691440>>82691440all in lads
>>82691255Yeah you're right, still wasn't playing ball so over to Linux we go. It's a ballache cos my work laptop wants me to bitlocker every drive I put in, so I can't use it to create a bootable, so now I have to dig out my piece of shit old windows laptop that's going to take ten times as long to do it. The struggle is endless.
Cozy x
Sadthat i cant post here w.o. causing srguments. Not Trying to add to despair of the world which is already Overflowing. I will continue focus on other things in my life.
>>82688118I hope u will stop doing drugs,its not good,am saying as a human that cares about a human not jst somebody frm the internet
