PS5 for the dark nights edition
>start looking into the size of the observable universe>suddenly overwhelmed with feelingts crazy its fucking never ending
>>82695879just wait until you discover all dreams share a collective dreamscape, and the dream-police have been monitoring your fantasies.
>no more incest stories from the iconic Indian manracist Big Brother viewers. pasty white incel on-track to win.
lucid dreaming is all fun and games until *they* find out youre aware of your dreams, if they know you know things get fucked up fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW-PfxoAtt4&t=1885straditional Indian culture
better to have a son who is homosex than make him marry his cousin, IMO.what are the odds that sprog is going to grow up with problems? quite high, i'd say.
SSM has genital warts
>>82696112You don't get it lad it's actually good or something
In my bed fortress now. Nothing and nobody can hurt me here.
Din-din digesting is it not
do we watch /tv/ de lids?>>>/tv/214999394
>>82696122>finding some silver lining by appealing to community ties>it may have problems, but OTHER THINGS have those problems too!very solid arguments. i hope this person got a B.
>>82696127"get 'im boys"- bed bugs
>>82696158that 'ket mong' makes some great arguments.
>>82696183>i hope this person got a B.Hate to break it to you mate but I'm pretty sure what he's posting made the NHS say cousin incest is wincest and started allowing it.
>>82696202very grim that the NHS can't divorce culture from medicine.they recommend masturbation as healthy stress relief, why not lager and kebabs? unhealthy, sure, but it is OUR culture.
>>82696200thought it was are ket lad
>>82695926What is your favorite FIFA
>>826962432000, followed by 2005
>>82696199Can confirm that
>>82696235>>82696243https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN0fLiun-bY
Might put this on later lads.
>>82696291Paramore are the Eragon of music.
>>82696313So the peak? Gotcha.
Luv pussy me
>>82696259quite enjoying this guy's daft comics, thanks anon
>>82696360BLADJSDKJAHSA I'VE DONE SEXSHUT UP, NO ONE CARES, NEGGGERUGGGHHHHq!
>>82696344derivative teen fantasy rubbish peaked with the Darren Shan saga.
>>82696360really? have you done sex?tell us about it, lad.
>>82696360might be for you but it not for me
>>82696422based dickchad
EVERY gender has hands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa5STn_9aWo
>16 years since Brand New Eyes released and I listened to it constantlyNot a good feel me lids.
there were Paramore albums after Riot?
>>82695926Honestly the PS5 is good for just laid-back gaming. It reminds me of that little Caesars meme. You just grab a controller and start playing.
good lord its later than i expected
not elitist, me. i've softened over the years. quite happy to admit the first three Fall Out Boy albums are all fine.
In that bossman takeaway me xPlans for Prague next year sorted xHow it should be x
>>82696533how many jars did you have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2eTNxPxXRc>>82696533what you getting from the takeaway?
>>82696478>all my favourite albums are from 2011
>Pleased to confirm a second cohort of students from Gaza with scholarships at British universities arrived in the UK today to begin their studies. - MP for LincolnKEKhttps://twitter.com/HFalconerMP/status/1974179366121976067
>>82696533>Plans for Prague next year sortedIt's nice of whoever invited you to include you
>>82696545Aww mate it's all kicking off x
>>82696596I take over Prague next year xTell them.Welper is coming x
>>82696604>donor parmothey can't get their own?
FIFA is a great game
I take over Dublin next month xFirst sip is always below the fucking label man
>>82696636Get me a chip butty m8
Bossman just gave me that wizza. Garn be some commotions x
>>82696632remember that Guy Ritchie take on King Arthur?A Knight's Tale was breddy gud. you could do the Knights of the Round Table as football lads, i reckon.
HHL kicked off and causing commotions. Not good
>>82696656looks lush lad. pepperoni + jalapenos is an inspired choice.do they still have that King's Flavour southern fried chicken shop just down from the bus station? wasn't the best, but the nice man always called me 'boss' :)
>>82696672I'm just vibing to this Turkish/Arabic music and eating my wizza me. These are good lids. As future General of Sunderland I will spare them from deportation x
>i'll bring that through in a few minutes, boss.it not about the food. it about the people.and having somewhere warm to sit while waiting for the bus.
By the time I finish this wizza I'll have missed the last bus. Kinnell. Good thing I got enough in the wank account for a homes.
Spaffed again me XCorr
>>82696736Lmfao close but no cigarettes xKings is a fried chicken place. I'm at a wizza place. Lowkey pro-HHL vibes x
just hope some imam finds a loophole in halal that allows them to slaughter animals more humanely.don't care about blessing/praying. but i would overall like it if the meat on my 'za did not suffer in life.
>>82696759Can't eat anymore garn have to take the rest of this wizza homes. Stopping by that warage on the way homes Tunisia style x
>>82696658Just for you boss man
Love HHL me. proper character on these threads.
>>82696490Brand New Eyes is arguably their best album. As much as I loved Riot, Brand New Eyes was just wall to wall catchy bangers.
>>82696808thanks lad would play this.was never into Warhammer stuff but Blood Bowl is one of those daft ideas that sounds solid. American football but it's orcs, cor.
>>82696862Already did that boss
>>82696491You don't though. It's constantly pestering you with bullshit like user accounts, and installs. HATE this console, frankly.Haven't been fully happy with a console I've owned since maybe the Gamecube. They just keep piling on shit.The Xbox 360 was alright, but it felt like it would break if you coughed on it.
>>82696881as a very casual gamer i hated seeing it go this way. Xbox 360 had all the profile/download shit and you could tell where it was going.at the very least if they do games-as-a-service, they should dump the source code (or even the assets) online for the open source nerds to revive. let them run their own servers.
>people DID make a mod/private servers for this>got a takedown notice for copyright infringement>you just can't play this game even if you bought itwhat the fuck.
Just got back homes xGarn finish this wodka then crashing out x
Fat loser bouncer on Emporium giving me grief as a I walked past with my wizza. Mate you're in a dead end job working for a dive bar that nobody wants to drink at because it's full of smackheads. Pipe down x
>>82697018What a shame anon What a rotten thing to do
just played a game of Capture the Flag in Jedi Outcast. https://serverlist.jkhub.org/people are still running servers. take that, consoleF*Gs!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfm0L47aqrgoh aye
>Fat loser bouncer on Emporium giving me grief as a I walked past with my wizza. Mate you're in a...
That epic feel when bossman give wizzatons
>garn winish wis wodka me then sleep sleep night nightingtons
methinks some of these Games Guru questions were a bit scripted. or they just got so many requests they happened to find shite like>is there a way to play as Mary Jane in Spider-Man on the PS2?and they happened to have that code.for this much effort in 2003, why wouldn't you just go on GameFAQs or Super Cheats anyway?
Imagine being a fat loser working for a club hemerogging money and customers though. In Sunderland as well. Lmao pathetic x
Down syndrome is sad. not a way to live life.
Fat cunt probably wanted to eat my wizza. Not a chance you fat fuck. Buy your own if you can even afford it. Fucking bum x
>"I could have killed that bouncer with my bear hands if I wanted to. He got luck tonight x"
>Harvey is blind, autistic, has septo-optic dysplasia, a learning disability and is one of the 2,000 people in the UK with Prader-Willi syndrome, a genetic disorder.i remember when it was all over the telly/newspapers that Jordan was pregnant and the child would have serious problems. but she was dead-set on having him no matter what: you can't stop women having kids if they want.now there is a 22-year-old lad alive, living with all this. he didn't ask to be born.
>>82697235I now you're taking the piss just know that the bouncer ain't reading your posts but I am. He's a pathetic loser. I don't know who you're scoring points for.
>>82697253Zimmy and Shippy saw that pile of genetic slop and thought "yeah, I want one of those"Grim and I mean grim.
Ngl I'm wissed af now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
My boy sigala just came out with a new song. It sucks but whatever
Fuck The Emporium xThey bully disabled lads xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSpwk9Y1E5U
>>82697313I'd shake the bouncer's hand and buy him a pint
From this day forward, any mackem who goes and spends their money in The Emporium is publicly declaring themselves against HHL and against Helper's world and against me in general aka they want me to kill myself.Let it be known. The Emporium is officially is anti-HHL.
>>82697346Sending 100 quid in cash in an envelope to The Emporium tomorrow
Every penny spent in The Emporium is contributing towards my suicide. Proper evil place.
pissy piss ass
End of an era xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3a4OQR-10M
https://www.sunderlandecho.com/lifestyle/food-and-drink/weve-taken-over-a-city-centre-bar-adding-pies-and-more-to-the-offering-5299435Three cheers for Xander Boal, Robert Ruttley and Germaine Mcnay, the legends who own the Emporium. I hope they manage to kill HHL.
>>82697346need that welper approved Sunderland clubs list
>>82697426I don't mind PIED fuck Emporium.
>>82697488Been Sheepfolds for that Oktoberfest me. Was lush only reason I went into the city centry was to get a taxi decided to drop into Le Mensa for a wizza. Bouncer let his fat mouth go as I walked past on way to taxi,
>>82697514They sound like typical bullies lad. You did a good thing just ignoring him and getting a taxi home.
>>82697533Aye he was definitely baiting me into a response. All I said back was the fat fuck has probably had enough wizzas. Which to be fair is good healthy advice. Sunderland bouncers think they can get away with anything. It's onlt a matter of time before they kill or seriously hurt someone man.
>>82697514What did he say? Did he call you a "giraffe necked spastic" and ask if you needed to borrow their pool cue to help shove the pizza down your insanely long throat?
>>82697514not right what that SIA badge does to people
>garn Passion/Illusions>get stuck to floor
They're all fucking monsters man.
>>82667779 no /britfeel/ers answered me, didn't get any.now they're sold out ;__; i should have bought both.
I take over Prague next yearFuck Emporium losers xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8GpG8C0YzA
The Emporium bullies try and stop me garn Dublin next month. Let's see who wins.Fucking losers. I'll be alive long after your failing business is gone.
>>82697675Haagen-Dazs thread I'm afraid
Emporium bouncer think they can stop me garn Dublin next month. We'll see who's laughing in the end. It's war now now.Nobody stop my holidays.
Mate you're you've got no power in Dublin you've barely got any power in Sunderland. You control the door on The Emporium. A bar nobody wants to go in anyway because it's fucking shite.
LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL MANWE DEM BOYZhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6K7waag5Q
Some Victoria Justice xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ven3UgzswBo
Sunderland is mostly pro-HHL apart from theThe Emporium. I don't know if it;s just their bouncers or owners but they definitely have a problem with me. They don't like Reform voters. Their bouncer reckons he's the toughest lad in Sunderland and can knock out anyone x
>ONE OF YOY SAY SOMETHING REAL BEFORE I FLIP
And am drunk meFuck the lot of yas x
Kinnel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=761uRaAoW00&
NOBODY WILL EVER DICTATE MY FUTUREI AM THE FUCKING FUTURE
>>82698028YES YES. I LIKE THAT. MORE OF THIS ENERGYBREAK THE SIMULATION
>>82698078I'm ready to take over lad.It's enough to make anyone crazy c
>>82698117WE WILL GATHER THE MEN, AND WE WILL START AGAIN
>>82698124British forces will come later to secure the north-east states. You have some fight on your hand brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbIXFnEEs3o
British forces will take control of the northeast of the United States including New York City.
They are preparing to overthrow Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm3HmVD-9R4
Trump loyalists are holding on to the White House. Let's not destroy it x
The beast has breaken out. He's not in there x
Trump and Hegseth are still in the White House x
President Trump wants Alaska or GreenlandNuclear codes on standby mind xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnE15v4Gets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUeBKC-1oaY
You won pal. I'm not gonna judge x
>>82698396What about you? Where you're from?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY
>>82698411I'm from Sunderland pal. I think there is some misunderstanding x
>>82698429Who's the cihina lad in the back?
he was from hong kong not china x
me, went and ordered a 'za and some sweets.thought about putting some jalapenos on it (inspired by HHL) but it was already too late ;_;not sure whether to have another zolpidem or go back on the tramadols.
*sigh*suppose ill go to bed then
>>82698747good night my lad
Back on the night watch. Can't be having the thread die can we.
Alright pal American Truman Show Jews sre better than you and your family. Even though they're not but you know how it works h
Jews are better than ny family xJewish God's give camcer to goyim kids.
Comorodo and missori It's American x
What's in Charlottesville
Reuters doesn't sound American x
I know what reuters is xFucking hell
What's with the big lad?Hong Kong? Alright so China x
hope my post comes today. 4-5 hours and we shall see!
No girl will ever love you this much.
R can fuck off.
Looks like sober october has come to an end
>>82699797>>82699813What's for breakfast, Ruthlad?
you'd be surprised how few med students check to see if someones behind them when they're going through a push/pull door.its one of the things i've noticed, i think it shows a baseline lack of consideration for other people which is at odds of wanting to work a job helping others.
it keturdaypost kets
>>82699991Why did you add this picture to your post?
>>82697253its exploitation.she wasnt thinking of him as a human, more like a giant chihuahua she can wheel out for media exposure
>>82699991maybe it's like people in London using the Tube: at some point they just become jaded.
>>82700004so (you) would respond, sucka.it also happens to look like every girl enrolled on my med course.
the considerate role -> total sociopath pipeline.we've all seen carers and support workers in shops.
>>82700012maybe.however i do believe its these little details that really show you the core of a person, big things you can fake and lie but tiny details you overlook can mean a very big difference in how a patient perceives you when you're meant to be the person that empathises with / cares about them.it also just shows a lack of manners.
>>82700029thing is i don't want some American 'service with a smile', like we live in some fuckin shiny stock photo with cheery doctors.the doctors i've liked the most are the ones who are a bit human, i accept they can be having a rough day, or there's a shortage or something. as long as they're candid, that's fine.when they're like actual psychopaths though, or they come across as though i'm wasting their time by DARING to need treatment, it just makes me wonder why they became doctors in the first place.
mind you, i had a flatmate who was studying medicine and was already a prick. doing it just because it's a good job, and his rich Indian family was full of doctors. parents pushed him into it.very book-smart. but i'm willing to bet he's a terrible GP now.
>>82700013You're not enrolled in a med course. You're a sad overweight incel stuck in your childhood boxroom.
>>82699975Nothing. I'm getting tired so bed soon.
>>82700037i get your point about false positivity since it shows a lack of sincerity, obviously people arent stupid and can pick up on those things.pretty much everything you said is true to be fair.i guess im just a little saddenned whenever i see people exhibiting signs of this lack of consideration ALREADY and they havent even been working for a year to get burnt out.like you, i wonder why they even bothered, its not as if they werent told it would be stressful and you will have to look after a lot of ungrateful assholes.i just dont like to imagine the kind / sensitive people they look after getting hurt because they're presented with the attitude you described near the end of your post and the door thing is just a small example of this callousness presenting itself.
>>82700050how's he noticing all these things about med students (presumably in a medical environment) unless he's enrolled on a med course?you'd have a point if you said he was like that TImmy bloke, living in hospital. but no, you said 'childhood boxroom'. you've played yourself.
>>82700050here's my expensive stephoscope loser
>>82700073>i get your point about false positivity since it shows a lack of sincerity, obviously people arent stupid and can pick up on those things.are Florence was spot-on about this:https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Notes_on_Nursing:_What_It_Is,_and_What_It_Is_Not/Chapter_XIIi can understand that everyone has their limit with stress and burn-out, i knew a junior doctor who was working absolutely insane shifts in a busy hospital. she wants to move to Australia or New Zealand and i can't blame her.i think we just need to lighten the load and/or get more staff in. the NHS has, historically, been better, so i don't think it's some dead-on-arrival socialist pie-in-the-sky scheme. should really, really be a top priority for keeping the country going. stop stretching doctors and nurses to their limits!
wollox? done insober october? failedfight with bouncer? lostwizza? consumedclassic HHL style
helpermong lasted 3 days on sober october
Did the wouncer break his wamwung
me? teetotal since 22 July i thinkor maybe i drank at some point in Augustpoint is, i've stuck to pills and ketamine for over a month. might need to stop calling myself an 'addict', you wouldn't call a moderate drinker an 'alcoholic'.
>>82700092>the NHS has, historically, been betterWhen and how, lad? You're too young, it's always been shit and always will be.
>>82700124maybe it's where i lived at the time, but as an ADULT in the early 2010s i could get an appointment the same week. if i needed a referral to a specific team, it was never a problem. never ended up in A&E myself but when i knew people who did, they were seen right away.i mean all the data says things were better in the 90s-00s and have gotten worse since the 2010s. so i've experienced the NHS better than it is currently.
>>82700070Breakfast is the most important meal of the day
>>82700136>>82700124Clearly see NHS got worse since 2008
>>82700085I have high blood pressure what should i do
>>82700098>>82700117Apparently HHL gets randomly bullied by people in Sunderland, pretty funny. He must look and behave like a right spacker.
>>82700145The overall number of appointments increased but the number of 1 year waits was eliminated after 2010 until covid, and 18 weeks to 1 year waits also decreased until around 2016. If anything this graph just shows the capacity of the NHS was reached at around 3.5m hospital treatments or simply that the number of unnessacary hospital treatments increased.
>>82700150stop eating salty foods and ask your doctor for beta blockers
>>82700176These are the official figures. We don't know if they're cooking the books manipulating waiting times https://www.bmj.com/content/390/bmj.r1753
>>82700092the true problem is a lack of social primary care in my own personal opinion.understandably people dont want to work as carers (which i started as) since its the worst minimum wage job.its all fine and dandy treating a 85 year old but when you discharge him to a empty home and he cant get care support he will be back in hospital next week again.this is what causes the strain on hospitals, care work is always chronically understaffed because the government just relies on private to fill the gaps.obviously it needs to be more regulated and needs to be made a better job so people will actually do it.i saw so much abuse and poor care in private sectors its unreal.
it took six bouncers using both arms to put him in a chokehold
>>82700155he must be one of those "local charcters"
Slow night mr Allan xIt will pick up in a bit xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgKWCAEdJjM
any of you caught covid over the last 2 weeks? lots of people coughing and looking like shit every where
>>82700244yes.i woke up with a sore throat and scratchy chest this morning.i blame the woman coughing on the back of my head a few days ago.
Took me a while to realize it. But I'm traumatized because of what happened at the Broadway. My parents divorced and I was experiencing extreme bullying at school then my pet cat was killed. I saw my alcoholism destroy my family as a sober spectator I never thought in a million years I'd be the one sitting here. I always thought I was the strong one in the family turns out I'm actually the fucking weakest. might go down shop and get more wooze that's my mindset x
pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever
>I always thought I was the strong one
It's fucking over x
>>82700387What's over cryptic Helper?
>>82700387For you it's never began
>>82700392Everything. I am crashing out nows and getting up for that United vs Sunderland game. Words will be said later. Why am I being haunted by demons?
Plenty of lads woke up next to a significant other this morning. Not me though. Woke up alone with a headache and neck pain.
Good to see HHL once again saying "I'm going sober" and giving up after no time at all.Same time next month, laddy?
>>82700433I woke up to a mate going "i need tech support can i come over today"Wish people would give more than like 24 hours heads up for that shit so I'm not hungover to sin, and that they'd see me without ulterior motives
>>82700423Belong in an actual care home where alcohol is forbidden and youre not allowed to go outside
>HelperLad in 7 hours
>>82696112that's the soldier from tf2
>>82700462one can only hope aye
>>82700423Why not just make a rule like "no alcohol after midnight" and then stick with it?
>>82700520he always sets rules. he does a few No Nut [month]s every year, never seen them go past 20 days.
>>82700520He has absolutely 0 fucking willpower
he managed a No Nut November in 2023.spaffed after 32 days:https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/75637656/#75637759almost two years later, and what does he have to show for it?
His greatest achievement in life will be not wanking for 32 days.
Gotten up me 'aven't iStuff to do today, is there not
Didn't know HHL's parents are divorced. Sad.
>>82700676Decided I'm going to have a healing LSD trip today, not too much, maybe about 60mcg, I shall be meditating on the meaning of life and existence and I'll probably watch dune films.
>>82700701Not sure why I addressed that to this post, but I'm sure (you) are particularly interested.
>>82700704I am interested, thanks. I personally don't like LSD because of its long duration. Prefer psilocybin much more.
Literally the end of an era for me xJust wait until it's your turn. It's fucking coming. I won't forget this.
>>82700716Yeah I would prefer a nice and sensible shroom trip but I have acid so acid it must be.
>>82700719>I won't forget thisOh no!Anyway
>>82700719Stop drinking and go to bed, loser
>>82700745I'm drinking water now. Need to get ready and go out. No time for sleep.
>>82700765Aren't you tired de lad
>>82700793Nope. Not tired at all. I would be crashing now but the situation demands my attention.
I'll all say is count your blessings when times are good because things can change in the blink of an eye. Take nothing for granted.
Looks like it's just me and Sean
>>82700800Cheeky bet on Sunderland winning today?
>>82700861Corr just checked the odds and its actually tempting af
Sunderland to win and both teams to score 10 to 1, might stick 20 quid on it my lads tempting af
>>82700846sorry lad was popping to the shops to get lunch
too many drugs i don't remember what it feels like to be me any more
>>82701126I wish I could forget I was me but I also don't want to do drugs besides drinking heavily.
Drugs users are not allowed here
>>82701187Ah sorry I'll go cos I use acid reflux medicine
>>82700812shut up you drunken fucking prick lmao
>stormy af>gig later>cant be arsed, know it will be raining as well>mouth still feels sort of sore after dentalberg mangled memight just stay in and be comfy, been on a walk already I just cant be arsed.
Ooooohhh yeah we mildly tripping right now, wind is shaking business around like crazy, garn drink a cuppa and watch dunc 2
>>82701276sounds womfy lid, what are you on? I keep getting offered shrooms but i feel like i dont have the time to take/enjoy them being a miserable wagie tbqh
me? I just cant be arsed, being all comfy indoors, leaning towards staying in with the storm and womfying it up
>>82701293Me? Severely depressed.
>>82701331get comfy de lid, its peak comfy season
>>82701283We on acid de lid, got things a little bit wavy and bright. Wifeberg not into psychedelics so it's a rare treat for when she's off for the weekend. Spent the morning tidying the house up and getting all my jobs in order and now just settling in for a womfy inside day with dogberg. Would recommend a little whirl on the shrooms lad, it's a singular experience.
>>82701339Cant be comfy when youre constantly in pain
Garn straight edge classic Shippy style. Has to be done.
Amy blew me fence over. No rite what she do
Cattos love me de lads
might block the toilet with a bog roll classic HHL style
Doing a bacon mutty mutty butty time classic SSM style
>>82701381what sort of pain de liddington?
Coffee or a post lunch nap?
>>82701458BothHave the coffee then nap through the crash
>>82701404Good pussy m8
>>82701463nta but why does coffee make me crash when its supposed to give me energy? its like a sleeping aid coffee
>>82701469Drnking witu sugar / empty stomach causes spike in sugar levels
>>82701469You probably have ADHD, that's like the primary identifier. Look it up lad, might just learn something about yourself.
>>82701527>>82701491although to be fair its probably the fucking honey I squirt into the coffee and the whole blood sugar thing really, every cunt has got adhd nowadays
thoughts on that brian cox fella?
This how Apus are treated abroad.Not right.
>>82701537the scientist? he seems like a nice guy
Have had quite the week in Georgia me. Lovely country so it is. Met the gf's parents, got absolutely shit faced with the dad, and have eaten a lot of great food. Will be sad to leave tomorrow.
>>82700812Lad imagine how happy your family would be if you improved your life in any way You can't even do sober October because it's more important for you to try impress the 3 incel psychopaths on the frog site who want you to drink for their entertainment and don't care if you live or die. Reckon they'll go to your funeral?
>>82701572I'd go to his funeral just to shit on his grave. Me and Xander, the owner of Emporium
>>82700559Imagine how amazing that would have felt if he spunked inside a vagina after 30 days+ without release. It would have been unreal. Sadly he wasted it and it probably wasn't even that good a wank
R is out doing a "palestine protest" today. It's sad that she'd disrespect the victims of a terror attack like that. Never thought she'd be on the side of the IslamistsIt just confirms my original thesis that the right woman for me was aborted in this timeline. Without a doubt my aborted girl would have loved me, and I wouldn't be sad
Alright Britfeel? Hope we're all posting totally normal people things today yeah?
Manually ending the snarky bitch era of the internet. Everyone who tries to be snarky is immediately getting a fist in the face. Crack! Boom! It's that easy.>oohoohoo have you heard my le funny observatio-*fist straight to the temple.I'm cleaning up these streets. No more!
>>82701660>posting totally normal people things>>82701677well that didnt last long
>Ohohoh it seems I have made a tweet where I posted a contrary opinion regarding the current thi-*kicks door down and riddles you full of bullets from a 50 caliber machine gun, as the Rambo soundtrack plays
Lads, any suggestions for comfy space films for me to watch? Currently on dunc2 but what's up next? What is it? Only you can decide...
I am SICK TO DEATH of femboys!I'm like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino, on the internet today, surrounded by all of these fruity demoisexual faggotss.OH YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY DO YOU? YOU THJING THAT'S FUNNY WHAY YOU POSTED? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
>>82701716there was a space movie made in 1992 you should look up
>>82701734Quick to show up with the terms 1992 space movie. Looks like a real intellectual thinker, possibly a little highbrow for my sensibilities but I'll be sure to add it to the list.
rains gone, hmm think I will go to the gig at 7 then, I just cba going if its going to be torrential rain and gale force winds as last time it did that a couple of weeks ago it made me quite soggy which isn't very enjoyable, hate being damp
what do you think lads, are you tempted?
>>82701463Wise advice, I just went for a nap. Got some frozen mixed fruit defrosting a bit before i make a smoothie, have popped the heating on for a bit, will have that then some nicotine and when my stomach has dealt with the fruit i'll have a coffe to fire me up and then start on hobbies. I won't crash now i've had the nap.
>>82701757No lad, im not some political spastic
>>82701757fuck me that is so so so grim
>>82701770why not everyone else is and you dont want to be the odd one out do you?
>>82701791get one signed by r nige for only a hundred quid!!
>>82701792yes lad, fuck the lot of themPeople fall for this bollocks every time>oh we are gonna fix everything and NOT just pocket a shitload of cash and let the place fall further into a massive 3rd world shithole >here buy our cool football shirt that shows every other room temperature IQ mong that you are somehow politically aware because the the corrupt business man says he will fix everything
>>82701757I'll buy one for my Pig-in-the-trough Labour MP, I hope he has a stroke.
Half the lids on Feel Street forgot to tie their Apu down to some sort of ballast or they've slipped it and are now flying all over the town. Just had one come down in my garden with some force, destroyed the whirligig and scattered eight cans of Lidl Widerz on my garden. Absolute disgrace.
DVDlad giggling like a 5 year old over the name of the film GAYNIGGERS FROM OUT OF SPACE
>>82701757Might as well wear a shirt saying virgin in big bold red letters.
>>82700719nasty little boy making threats again
>>82701926They are going to be worm by bald angry fat men with 5 kids and women with fannys destroyed after firing out 3 kids. Hardly virgins.The Antifa t-shirts are signs that people are unfuckable (except anally)
>>82701893good politicians are like hens teeth arnt they
some trannies keep doing graffiti near me such as >arm trans kids>the revolution starts here!>kill bigotsand then some schizo keeps writing graffiti such as>THEY are watching you!>TURN YOUR PHONE OFF AND OPEN YOUR EYE (assuming in reference to the ''third eye''and others I cant remember off the top of my head, someone also keeps sticking prostitution stickers on lampposts as well. Just grim really, definitely sliding backwards as a society.
>>82701980too many people are becoming isolated and weird the internet facilitates it
Looks like I'll lose my bet. Fuck Sunderland.
>>82702010how much are you down?
>>82701716Picrel obviouslySidenote: is Interstellar any good or is it contrived bollocks?
>Might as well wear a shirt saying virgin in big bold red Ietters.
>>82701926Like Richard Branson?
Little lad upset over somebody's opinion. I bet on most days he's got an england flag wrapped around his cock fucking it furiously.
As far as I'm concerned, politics is on hold until Carl Benjamin (formerly UKIP rape man) seizes the throne in a hail of fire, and Doritos crumbsIt's going to happen. Gamers have the mandate of heaven.
>>82701716outland (1981)
>Little lad upset over somebody's opinion. l bet on most days he's got an england flag wrapped around his cock fucking it furiously.
>>82702095im so sure he has autism
>>82702126He obviously does. It was kind of funny when he made some video about how an autism cure would be a positive thing a few months ago. I was like "m8, do you realise?". That would be the entire "online right" gone in a second.
>>8270201940 quid i bet on it
If it weren't for autism, politics would literally just be Tommy Robinson shouting at Guardian writers, as Peter Hitchens looks on with a sour face, trying to blame all of the crime on wacky backy. Can you imagine?
>>82702140yeah its the autistic inability to feel empathy, they genuinely don't understand why having death factories for people you dont like is a bad thing
>>82702164It's the autistic lack of suicidal empathy for weird violent foreigners
>>82702164tbf, he literally didn't say that. It's the open borders types who tacitly support slavery (with frills).>but where will I get my shit sandwich for a mere pittance on a boozy saturnight eve? ;__;Uh, pay white people twice as much to make it for you, dick head.
>>82702177oh i know carl didnt say that i was talking about the /pol/ types. the left (real not starmer) are the only ones arguing for a good wage>>82702173violent people should be arrested/ deported
pie for dinner pie for dinner help soak up the void de lad put my pie in the void
>>82702190Thanks for the scathing hot political takes you've brought us from the 2015 time machine this afternoon
>>82702190The problem is the "real left" will never admit that endless foreigners is kind of screwing over people's quality of life. They want both at the same time, and can't approach the fact that living space and money runs out at some point.If you want a make an honest crack at saving the entire world, you need to ensure that more of it remains livable, not just cram everyone into a handful of (at this point formerly) white nations.And what that would take, would honestly be colonialism by another name. Westerners would just have to take over administrative roles in the third world, and make sure the farms aren't all failing, and people aren't catching diseases from open sewers.
>>82702220Same. Scotch pies, chips, gravy and some veg.*rubs tummy*
Could do with a SSM Saturday mid afternoon uploaf rn
Got my Haneke pre-order coming Monday morning I think. Can't contain my excitement. Haven't seen any of his early films.
>>82702226jobs and housing ect aren't finite you can literally just make more its just a matter of the rate you can do it as for money thats a measure of value which is created by labour therefore more people means more money. there are going to be problems with conflicting cultural norms so for that reason i think an immigration rate in the tens of thousands to allow for cultural blending is needed>>82702222vague
>>82702270We have no obligation to take in strangers who don't contribute anything of value and have a habit of harming kids you weird fucking nonce
>>82702270>you can literally just make moreSo build on every available patch of green, and convert nice old buildings like pubs into flats, and cram us all together like sardinesThat's fantastic. You've won my vote.
>>82702278there's no authority telling us to do it but i think its good economically that we invite people with needed skills into the country and it good morally to take those in most need of refuge
>>82702270>jobs and housing ect aren't finite you can literally just make moreLiteral third world bug mentalityGlad nobody is listening to you mongs anymore
90% of women are sexually assaulted or raped by either friends/people they know or family
>>82702295landlord own plenty of unused land they just dont want to use it, look up land banking
>>82702306I don't care, lad. We're so far past this.
>>82702300Doesn't matter what you think, statistics and reality doesn't match. If they were good for economics we wouldn't be in this state after 4 million of them (at least) since covid
>>82702251what funny games is your fav?
>>82702307i'm fine with them keeping it, as long as there's grass and trees there, instead of brown mongoloids in concrete pens.
>>82702307>it the billionaires!Go play with your legos little lad
>>82702311covid and brexit cause our economic situation>>82702320you're fine with never owning your own home?>>82702322if you want to make an argument i'll reply to it
>>82702338Lad all your shitty leftist arguments have been deboonked endlessly over the past 10 years nobody cares anymore, you're mentally ill
>>82702338We're a shrinking population. We wouldn't need any new homes, if we didn't keep bringing people into the fucking country, would we, you spack.What I'd like is a home *and* to live in a place with grass, and trees, and wildlife.
>>82702306Shoutanon raped nubs
>>82702314Like the US one more due to Naomi Watts and Michael Pitt.
>>82702354i must have missed all this can you send me a link or something?
>>82702220did buy a pie today, it's either that or sausages cos i got mash i need to eat
>>82702362lower immigration would lower house prices but so would an end to lands banking
it's time for the political party that isn't a political party but a registered business, mainly funded by a billionaire and millionaires to lead us to great new heights of equality and wealth redistribution
>>82702306My ex got raped by the guy she was with before me. He raped her to take her virginity before she was ready. Now she's happy to be mates with him but has cut me out of her life entirely. Utter mental case.
>the political party that isn't a political party but a registered business, mainly funded by a billionaire and millionaires
>>82702386So build on all the green, yeah? Punch all of the badgers in the face, and gas all the fish, yeah?>it's worth it because my delishous paki slop, OMG!!!!!
>>82702396never will happen. nobody with little money would be stupid enough to do it
>>82702410how many of those things do you have
>>82702111>>82702035Thanks lids, I am in fact going to watch interstellar and I will inform you if it's any good. Seems like a prime choice for my current condition.
>>82702407Sorry to break it to you lad but she wasn't raped
>>82702416like i said before we wouldnt need to build on the green belt is land banking was ended
>>82702428We wouldn't need to build on anything, if we stopped importing people who aren't wanted here anyway.In fact, we could demolish old houses and re-green parts of the country. I'd rather do that.
>>82702422love interstellar me
>>82702425To be honest I don't really care if she was raped or not, but I'm curious as to why you think that
>>82702434you cant do that because capitalism demands growth, more people, more houses, always more
>>82702447I think we should simply stop caring about growth, and start caring about a better planet.
>>82702447No shit that's why capitalists like you love mass migration
>>82696604>He goes to a brown chippySo you like the taste of shit and piss in your dinner then?
>>82702455me? im not the one thats cares, its the ones that own that land that care it their wealth not mine
>>82702462>capitalists like youwhut?
>>82702440This is very common, lad. She told her new partner, (You), a story to make her ex-partner appear to be a bad person. I mean come on lad you said it yourself, she's literally friends with the guy now, what does that tell you? You know lad chances are she's told other people that you raped her, or at the very least abused her in some way. It's all about attention and sympathy.
I sure do always make sure I follow the political expert commentary in /britfeel/. All these lads are well informed, correct, and engaging in such intellectual discourse.It's definitely not like listening to "Drunk Keith" down the pub claim why he should be PM and everyone else is wrong except him.
>>82702467The second they stop "hoarding the land for a profit" someone else will build on it though, wont they, lad?
>>82702428They're not wanted here you fucking mong. Nobody voted for them, we voted for less and got shafted. So your compassionate idea is ignore democratic votes and inject foreigners into the country against its will?
>>82702482not if its publicly owned
>>82702481Overly educated and indoctrinated mongs are clearly doing a much better job running then country than Drunk Keith would.
wouldn't it be funny if we made a petition asking to remove kier starmer on acts of treason?
>>82702475Mass migration benefits nobody except the elite business class who have the power to push it.
>>82702428>"Land Banking">Owning fucking land>We should seize peoples land!Da Comrade!
>>82702479She told me the story years later, after we'd already broken up. And she was terrible and mental in a lot of ways, but I never caught her in a lie. But you could be right. Who knows, and ultimately who cares?
>>82702488>some cunt assigns himself title of "community leader" and decides that the "community" needs a new warehouse, so all of the foxes get told to fuck offWow, I love communism.
>>82702495i agree. why do you think im a capitalist
>>82702475Immigration is a neoliberal GDP cult as you literally just said yourself.
>>82702507ideally that would require a vote>>82702498what point are you making
>>82702508Because you prioritise hypothetical abstract economic growth over the culture and wishes of the native people. Do you even realise how traitorous that is.
>>82702525>voting under communism
>>82702527no i dont i was the one arguing for the end of land banking
>>82702525We've voted for less immigration for 50 years and it's only increased.
>>82702501Like I said lad, attention and sympathy.>ultimately who cares?Literally you otherwise you'd never have posted about it, also everyone should in a general sense, lesson is that any woman claiming to have been raped by a friend or partner is a huge red flag.
>>82702527Culture changes over time. The native people overwhelmingly voted in favour of pro-immigration parties.
>>82702530i wasn't arguing for communism i just want the land publicly owned
>>82702540>>82702544Highest iq leftists lol
>>82702558look up some definitions
Gentle reminder the left is lashing out and spiralling more than usual because they know they're on the way out. Just observe them like zoo animals.
>>82702539Yeah you're right lad. It is a bit of a red flag. And to be honest, even if she did get raped for real, she still used it as a tool. Not for attention and sympathy, but to make me guilty. She brought up something I did (that was nowhere near as much of a violation as rape) and then compared it to that. Women, eh?
>>82702574more like were franticly trying to save a drowning man has he fights us off
Wish I were fucking dead. This world ain't for me. It might be for you, but not for me.
>>82702606cant things get better?
>>82702606Why isn't it for you de lad? Tell us your struggle, at least I'm listening
do you think some japanese lads get onions about tesco express stores the same way weebs do about japanese convenince stores?
>>82702574They are useful idiots for the regime who have been brainwashed into thinking the Fourth Reich is round the corner at all times. The truth is that they have won, whites will be an ethnic minority during our lifetimes and they control the judiciary, the civil service and the education system.
Why do mongs across the world keep electing billionaires?
>>82702624Yeah this is what people don't realise. The current situation is just a small, temporary revival for the right. The people saying racist things openly on social media under their own names will regret it. In 2035 many of them will be blacklisted from society entirely.
>>82702649New cope just dropped lol
>just you wait until 2035!Sad
>>82702616>Just turned 32, spent most of my adulthood NEETing>No friends, only person I interact with regularly IRL is my mother>Fucked up jaw (TMJ disorder) that means I can't even enjoy eating or drinking anymore>Live in an absolute shithole of an area>Incel, likely on the autistic spectrum>I get very little pleasure from anything anymore>Intellectually curious but zero attention span>Outside of my own circumstances the future of Britain looks bleak
>>82702652>>82702663It's not a cope lads, I'm right wing myself. But I'm not stupid enough to imagine the cycle won't reverse again. That's why I'd never post my opinions on social media.
>>82702666>Autistic spectrumYou just need to wait until you develop a new autistic special interest, that'll keep you going for a bit.
>>82702666What caused the tmj? Ever try a mouth guard
>>82702649All that has happened is that people are now allowed to be racist on X and a civnat party full of ex-Tories that has been bankrolled by Jews and Muslims is likely to form the next government. Meanwhile immigration is still at record levels, people are being locked up for tweets and we're getting digital ID soon. The right isn't winning anything, they're being hoodwinked.
>>82702708Tbh if the world was run by epic blackpilled aryan wolf 1488 4channers absolutely fuckall would ever get done besides whinging so I'm not discounting your cynicism but making it your entire worldview is grim
>>82702696It started gradually a few years ago, I have no idea what caused it. I've got a mouth guard already, it hasn't helped.
>>82702708In the future there will be a searchable database of people who were racist on X, and everyone on it will be utterly fucked
>nothing ever happens>okay something happened but it won't work Brilliant pal
>>82698602Them Crosta & Mollica pizzas are actually well dece
>>82702754fucking dear though aint they
>>82702540That's because all of the parties are pro immigration, lad. Even the ones who campaigned on "lowering immigration" and then raised it, just for a laugh.
>>82702643as opposed to who, lad?
You lot still going at it? It's Saturday
>>82702666we need to come up with some kind of "tell" so NEETs can meet in public.Like doing a silly little NEET dance on street corners.
>>82702857>as opposed to whoMe
Hanging around outside the job centre hoping to meet like minded individual's.
>>82702889>scary tracksuit chavs with pitbulls>booga boogas who don't speak English and look fresh out the Congo civil war>d-do you like video games
>>82702708The party politics stuff is theatre.What actually gives me hope is English people developing the same kind of racial consciousness that literally everyone else has. It's going to be hard to put the cork back on that bottle, and it'll only grow, the more people themselves being backed further to the cliff edge.Honestly, as much as Sargon's a meme, it's mad seeing him effectively morph into an ethno-nationalist, when ten years ago he was pretending to be black, and saying he "doesn't conceive of an us".Do I think we're setting things back to 1990? No. Do I think we're inevitably going to have the same organisations and groups aggressively pushing for our interests, the way everyone else does? Yeah.You don't recreate the scenarios that lead to the formation of the ADL or BLM, without creating a version of that, just for English people. It's going to happen.
I'm so shit at food shopping. Basically just bought a couple different bottle of sauce and cheese, not even the cheese that I wanted. Don't feel very well desu so that's probably contributed.
>>82702881You aren't on the menu.
I've just realised something absolutely crucial. I've nailed this. R should have been my younger sister. She should have been hugging me all the time, kissing my cheeks and running her hands through my hair. And all of the family visiting us for Christmas would talk about how close we've grown since they last saw us. We would sneak around, before nervously looking to see if any family members were watching, and then sneak a kiss. It would have been so perfect. She would be right there. Right fucking there. And instead, what do I get? Fucking nothing. Nothing but fucking boat wogs and woke tosh.
>>82702921I watched the movie "the menu" yesterday
It lush being an anime enjoyer, is it not?
>>82702980bringing this one backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkGGL8KwZi0
>>82702914No its not good enough waaa there's paki judges waaaa they taught gay sex in a school waaa tommy lads aren't JQpilled waaaa reform isn't the literal SS waaaa it will never work just give up don't bother it over nothing ever happens wawaa
>>82702980A lot of anime enjoyers are paedophiles for some reason
>>82702558Leftists do tend to be quite high IQ, yes
>>82703026that's slander, and only partially correct.
>Utd actually win a game despite being total shit>against sunderlandHHL ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>82702911That's exactly it. Been about 10 years since ive been in the "job centre" but I bet nothing changed. Hated that place with a passion. Those books they have you were a joke lol
>>82703039They tend to be sprogless paedophiles desu
>>82702914>What actually gives me hope is English people developing the same kind of racial consciousness that literally everyone else has. It's going to be hard to put the cork back on that bottle, and it'll only grow, the more people themselves being backed further to the cliff edge.I don't think people are developing racial consciousness on mass, the issue that seems to have upset most people is the boat crossings and the hotels. Watch some of the interviews with the Epping protesters, these people are nowhere near racist enough. Even if this were the case, consciousness does not translate into serious political power.The regime are just going to give people Farage as PM as a containment option, who might deport a small amount of illegals but will definitely flood the country with jeets (they're legal you see). The idea that he will be a stepping stone is a myth, just look how Trump supporters try and rationalise every betrayal. Everyone will put all of their faith in Farage, get complacent and then it'll be too late. British children will be ethnic minorities very soon. To put a stop to this we would need something very radical, now.
>>82703017Corrrr, that's lush! Might torrent it.https://youtu.be/UNjHxhljAck?si=cDKVUA2Ol3gR2-_5
>>82703089A lot of the time people just talk shit, to mask what they actually feel.What they feel is "too many brown people" and "wtf, the government literally hates us??".You're not putting those sentiments away, without having addressed them in some manner.Also, the reason there is so much talk of illegal immigration specifically, is because people assume the people they see on the streets, who "shouldn't be here" must be illegal, and must have come on a boat.
If Farage stops the boats, closes the hotels and deports a small amount of illegals, most of the normies protesting outside hotels will stop caring about politics and go back to cheering on Ngubu and watching Love Island. Hope does not lie in the proles.
>>82703137>Also, the reason there is so much talk of illegal immigration specifically, is because people assume the people they see on the streets, who "shouldn't be here" must be illegal, and must have come on a boat.YepPeople overestimate how much immigration is illegal. The point is they want them out.
>>82703129only went and posted the short version, didn't I?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmxkoaPW23w
Told the Dr i'd like my foot amputated above the ankle and a prosthesis instead for some reliability in my mobility (im crippled, but just that ankle, i've had x-rays the joint seperation is good and theres no arthritis of degenerative bone disease visible) it causes me no end of trouble from a football injury 20 years ago. I can walk but im crippled for days afterwards with swelling and pain.Anyway, the local hospital made me an appt to examine it, wait time, 9 days.So if you want to jump the queues, tell them you want the affliction removed/cut off.
>>82703172Need a referral to psychiatric services you fucking nutter
>gig in 1 hour>feeling quite tired and it has begun rainingughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>82703227Nip in the paki shop and get yourself some proplus tablets, they should wake you up
>>82703250might begin pre drinking
Got one if those big sausages from Lidl, making hot dog.
>>82703271Better hurry up then to be honest
>>82703206No thanks, I'd drather just be able to walk and not be in pain. How does that require psychiatric services? Oh that's right you have completel painless mobility yet choose to sit in your box bedroom.
>>82703325Nta but he's right.
Getting straight back on Sober October from today. Did enjoy catching up with my mates last night but this hangover has reminded me just how grim alcoholism is plus I took it too far again.
>>82703335It's been 20 years, it's not getting better you utter spastics.
>>82703338Ever thought about cutting your liver out, then you wont be an alkie anymore.
>Sober October>lasted 4 days>"i'll start again i swear"
>>82703340Yeah. Wer the daft ones lmao Best of luck
Prepped two delisharse cuppa wot noodles just now didn't iI did didn't i X
>>82703338Bro you haven't actually had to grind anything. It's the 4th day of the month.
>>82703338>I took it too far again.are you still good with your mates?
>>82703325>sedentary dosser>waaa it hurts when i walk ;_;>that means I should have my foot cut off :)You're a nutter pal. At least admit you're after attention from nurses and a motability car
>>82703385Yeah all that went okay it was after they left I took it too far. Getting that wodka from the garage on the way home was a bad idea.
Lads, can't help others, if you yourself are in need of help.Country's fucked. Drastic times call for drastic measures. If you can't trace your family back in this country for 300 years, yer out. Sorry, but you can apply again in 10 years time, if we've fixed the country. Foreigners that have helped the country, can stay here. Can't be fairer than that.
Would have worked my entire life if it weren't for this old football injury. Hurts when I walk you see, not during the walking activity, I'm tired afterwards, no it's nothing to do with being a dosser who hardly ever moves. 2 feet might be for you but it's not for me.
Cruel cunts not being nice to MS lad. Big day for seething on feel street.
>>82703453He doesn't have MS, there is literally fuck all wrong with him
Got a headache. Might decapitate myself
Lazy dossers need scrapped. Organ donations then biofuel.
What is your favourite book lads?
>>82703453Ms isn't caused by a football Injury
>>82703467Not him but, yeah I do. Watch*be's MSy*Told you.>>82703479I've never played football desu. Rugby was my thing.
>>82703479Might be a different lad then. Hard to tell when everyone's anonymous.
LADS. I think it's very important you all know that I just got out of the bath and I may be forever stuck on the bed due to exhaustion. Been on a nice mild acid trip all day and have just chucked the last of my pregabalins on top which has not helped my mobility issue (don't worry, both feet are functional).If someone could send somebody with a hoist-like apparatus to give me a quick pick me up I'd be eternally grateful. Need to cook me chicken burger don't I? One last thought, if they ever allow emojis on 4chan this site will be done forever.
>>82703478well, theres one about this really hungry Caterpillar...
whiskey and coke is just dangerous, gone in 2 seconds
>>82703453He hasnt got MSUnless you mean "Major Spacker"
>>82703524Southern comfort and cloudy lemonade, with a big chunk of lemon in the glass, is the drink that does that for me.
>>82703524Part of the reason I dont drink mixed spirits. Goes down too easy.That and I hate most spirits so I mix it all out anyway.
>>82703530Or massive schlong.
>>82703543Miniscule actually
drinking alone tonight because everyone on my friends list is offline or ignoring my msgsi wish i could just disappear sometimes
>>82703559Doesn't make sense, that would be MA.
Mighty shagger.
>>82703567ur a funny motherfucker aintcha
>>82703579Some do say that, yes.
Howcome nobody wants to have children with leftists?
>>82703408You will never stop drinking because you have nothing else going on in your life
>>82703561I wasn't going to drink tonight, but I'll have a few - several with you.
>>82703532that sounds very lush lad, might have to get that in
>>82703601It tasted similar to sherbet lemon sweets (IMO). Really morish.
>>82703561Get a bag and makes new friends
speaking of lush, cigarettes and alcohol, cor what a fucking combination.
>>82703561me? drinking alone but I will be going to the gig shortly when this fucking hair dries, going to have to cut it me thinks it takes the piss sometimes
>>82703614I was looking for some actionbut all I found was cigarettes and alcohol
>>82703635me? nab my sister's hair dryer
>>82703660got one but it still takes the piss doing it intermittently as I dont want to fry my hair
Corrrrrrr got some chips leftover from the much famed fish and chip Friday last night. Tell you what, these bitches are even better after a night soaking in grease and a few minutes in the air fryer. Gonna do a bunch of halloumi with it, delightful.
Shippy looks like he has a hidden disability desu
>>82703757Pretty sure his disabilities are on full display.
ngl think ive slightly overdone the whiskey and coke, time to go to this fucking gig
>>82703808who are you going to see de lid
>>82703831Going with my neighbors daughter
>>82703838is she fit though
acid lad is also pregabalin lad?
anyway i have awoken just now.post status? undelivered.i could have some pregabalins too, but i reckon i'll pop a tramadol or two and take it from there.
>>82703861Different pregabalin lad, lad. I'm not the guy that rattles on about pregs all the time. I'm out now so probs won't have any more for a few months.
any other straight lads ever sucked a dick? thinkin of givin it a go
>>82703874Drinking some wine and watching interstellar now. Think I might have a cheeky little spliff to top this whole bunch off.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3e7yyjw77qoI mean what an odd odd thing to happen why would a black youth be in a bmw speeding from officers on a friday hmmmmmmmmm
>>82703889Man I miss electric retard. Quality early 4chan comedy. Started using the chan in 2007, I really think things were better back then. Things have become unpleasant since.
>>82703878>any other straight lads ever sucked a dick?No, because I'm straight
If given a choice between being a paedo and doing 9/11 which one would you choose?
>>82703913I love how yesterday there were 2 separate articles about parents murdering their child or grandchild, but you fuckers didnt give a shit cos they were white.A nog crashing a car and that gets posted right away.
>>82703923sucking dick is best done when you are straightmakes it more taboo and exciting
that Sayonara Wild Hearts game is fun on LSD/shrooms if you like catchy pop music. also plugging that Sonic Utopia demo again if you enjoyed Sonic 1 for the Mega Drive. it's just fun running around the happy Green Hill Zone world in 3D.
Don't recall asking
Man, I feel like a woman BAH BAH BADA BA DA DA DA
>>82703591No one enjoys shagging screeching leftoid girls.
never seen Interstellar but Fantastic Planet (1973) is a kino anime (French animation) if you like weird alien worlds.Time Masters (1982) by the same director is fun too, co-created by that Moebius bloke.
Bit of bri'ish emo tunes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfcRAuf_RHY
>>82703993Your fanny dripping is it?
>>82703966yeah, but who asked you?
Ba-ya-ya, ba-da-da-da-da-da, ba-ya-yaBa-ya-ya, ba-da-da-da-da-da, ba-ya-ya
Oi speak english please.
why have zoomers grown up so catty? i thought they were all about being nice, now, instead of sarcastic/insincere.
>>82704049bro is cooked frfr
>>82704049I heard they are only happy with a totally non gay phallic object in their bottom.
>>82704049unc ahh post
500 shags
>>82704049Country for old men type ahhh post
What would you think of a 28 year old man who dates a 17 year old?
>>82704059>>82704099>>82704106>>82704123stop it, you're hurting my feelings.
>>82704130Nowt wrong widdit
>>82704143bro has reached saudi league status *skull emoji*
>>82704143I felt bad when hitting post, and regret it.Sorry anon.
>>82704130lucky, purely physically.would wonder if there are any age gap issues (interests, experiences, etc)expect there'd be weirdos saying it's all wrong and horrid, despite being above the age of consent. could even understand someone going AGAINST their feelings BECAUSE of this, tbqh, even though i personally think it's totally fine.
>>82704021I'm going out tonight I'm feeling alright gonna let it all hang out.
why do people pretend this game is any good?
>>82704172Don't let it drag on the tarmac. Did that once and got a rash.
i remember when waiting for someone to turn 16 was considered the right thing to do.now that's 'grooming' (not to be confused with grooming)
>>82704172same lidI want make some noise and really raise my voice
Have a few wokkles and play League of Legends ranked. Oh aye
i remember when i was about 7 i went to a wedding and at the reception 'Man! I Feel Like a Woman!' played (it was newish then) and all the older teenager/young adult men danced and sang along to it as a joke, and i thought that was homosexual (which was wrong, at the time)nowadays we have transsexuals so it's funny how history repeats itself
>>82704261I went to a wedding as a kid and I remember just how many people there were, maybe a hundred or more people. That stayed with me for years because every wedding I ever saw, real or in films/shows/etc., always had tons and tons of people there.I never had a great amount of friends and I always had this picture in my mind of - if I did get a girlfriend and we were getting married - the wedding happening and her side having absolutely tons of friends, and my side only having two friends.Used to ruminate it about it for years. Nowadays though no one has friends, and weddings are a thing of the past (and if they do happen they're very small-scale) so I suppose I had nothing to worry about.I was just ahead of my time in being a loner.
>>82704198It is good though? It's better than good, it's downright decent100% is shite though
Who wants a new thread?>>82704311I do believe it is that time>>82704311
>>82704317didn't ask though did i
>>82704261I do remember feeling vaguely uncomfortable about things like He Man as a kid, because he had his top off, and it felt gay.
>>82704339rude twatkill yourself
>>82704358sorry mate meant to say your little story that i definitely read was riveting
>>82704049They only had us to look up to
