Comfy times are here again, *wishes he had a log burner* edition.
>comfy times are here>Only 15k new boat niggers a month this year>yay
Emo time lads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIzOd-2RNGU
Ahh yes. I'll have another pint.
>>82704341Very nice lad, very nice.
Time for a shower then off to see my Indian friend.
I have fancy pants lindt choccy bar in my possession, going to consume with a vengeance, this time it's personal.
can i get a maxresdefault.jpg on that image?
Saturday night innit lads
Had my Apus feet amputated so he'd be eligible for that Motobility Audi. Won't be letting him drive it though, they've got terrible eyesight.
>>82704367for me it's the Lindt Lindor treat bars, either smooth chocolate (in the meal deal) or these salted caramel ones (from my local offie)
>>82704311lovely little image this lad
>>82704363ta m8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGaA-RwWXGU
>>82704372ooo ayeDRINKAN white Monster energy drinkEATAN cheese sandwich (cba to toast)READAN /britfeel/ thoughts and feels
coorrrrrrrr oh aye
>>82704372Aye, some drinks some vidya and then shagging later.
>>82704352very odd for the 80s tbqh, maybe especially an American cartoon. weren't they all precious about the 60s Batman being a bit camp, therefore homosexual?
>>82704382Excellent choices lad. At Christmas I'll just scoff an entire box of the classic lindors. I could eat those little bitches until I died of too many little bitches consumed.
>>82704403did some maths nerd work out the ideal burger and cheese shapes, or summat?
>>82704403Absolutely brilliant webbum there, I watched the whole thing enthralled.
>>82704427it's them illuminati at it again
>>82704370I wouldn't know how to, desu.>>82704383Just a lazy google search of comfy fireplace. I was going to put an apu in, with some nice reflective lighting, then remembered I was shit at that type of thing.
>>82704403but you've hardly touched your illuminati burger
Third spaffington for today just now. Still can't believe that harlot sent me an uncensored fully nude video of herself from all angles earlier corrThis is the power of BWC isn't it
How people react to SSM's condensed liquid TMAU smell.Not so funny now, is it?
>>82704468what was that? lol
>>82704495Rotten tofu.Surstromming tier.
>>82704468this is the SECOND animal costume + vapours-up-the-arsehole post of the day.
>>82704409Is that greta thunberg?
What is with the fucking stupid robot thing in interstellar. Film is great but that thing should just be a disembodied voice in a computer. Stupid foldy mirror bitch.
>>82704514but why did he smell that guys arse
>>82704586To get the smell of rotten tofu out of his nostrils.
>>82704564might go for this hair tbqh.just a straight trim across the fringe. basically the same as growing a beard but keeping the moustache in check. practical rather than aesthetic.
hi pals
this is comfyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDJjrRVik5o
>>82704599Give it a try, report back with results.>>82704632Alri.
comfy videos, you say?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sim94r3drSE
Stormy Saturday night total fucking loser hours ;_;
going to be brilliant, this. might even be the hottest meme of 2007.
>>82704670every day I don't top myself is a winor a loss? depends how you look at it
on minecraft digging a big hole ent i
>>82704700i havent played MC since beta 1.8
By the powah of totally renewable energy.
>>82704707i just dig a big hole when im bored while i listen to music or a podcast or whateverhelps keep my attentiondug well over a million block with my pickaxe
Garn bed now de lads, have to get up early tomorrow
>>82704724sleep tight lad
love chilling with my Saturday night loser brothers
>>82704724NIghty night, lad. Don't forget to set your alarm.
>>82704707glorious days, these. never even thought of it as a multiplayer game or a kid's game back then. tbqh adding hunger/stamina was a terrible decision./g/ had a server in the early beta days (when the multiplayer first worked properly), and it was fun as hell.
>>82704700>>82704707I've put like 2000+ hours in autistic factorio-style modpacks.
>>82704380good time of the year for scams lad, trick or treat scams, selling dodgy fireworks and the biggest earner, the christmas market stalls
>>82704766pretty based that lad
>>82704766I've been tempted to do something like that but it feels like a slippery slope or easy to burnout solo when you have to check 15 wikis just to learn how to make iron.>>82704757I remember being big into the game at the time they added stamina and not liking it.Honestly I think it was always going to decline with the prominence of online wikis. Half the appeal was the fact the game was simple and had limited tools, but lots of secrets and cools ways of doing things.Stuff that really made me go "the game is gone" is when they added things like fireworks, rather than playing with the existing mechanics of people using tnt cannons etc to make them. It felt like they'd see people's creative solutions to problems then add an easy item to do it instead.
back when men were men and mined diamond blocks for their Cirnos.
>>82704833in my big hole i've found over 200 blocks worth of diamondsmade a beacon with it
>>82704757do they not still have pure creative Minecraft?I think they used to have survival and creative as separate options.
>>82704825>Half the appeal was the fact the game was simple and had limited tools, but lots of secrets and cools ways of doing things.yeah i remember a friend showing me the game at his in the alpha days. i remember putting together 'okay, if THAT'S how you make a pickaxe, maybe THIS is how you make an axe'. now it outright tells you in the game (and in the console versions, you don't even have to draw them out on a grid? wut.)reminds me of how Pokemon nowadays tells you in-game what moves are super effective. but i guess in the wiki age, even kids will just look that stuff up. like it's unfair if they're 'hiding' that info from you.agree about other mechanics, it's actually the same way i view Lego. make a roof out of blocks, instead of having dedicated 'roof' parts.
>>82704825>I've been tempted to do something like that but it feels like a slippery slope or easy to burnout solo when you have to check 15 wikis just to learn how to make iron.Honestly it depends. There's some very approachable ones, and all the recipes are ingame so you shouldnt need to look up much (and a lot of the complex mods have ingame guide books). There are things like you said though, but there's a billion modpacks these days. Couldn't say whats current or decent anymore though, its been a couple of years
Everyone in here is an American pretending to be British.
>>82704895>like it's unfair if they're 'hiding' that info from you.That is what people think now. That if a game has an actual secret, it's a problem, because "how was I supposed to know?".You weren't, my man. It's a secret.
>>82704904explain your deduction, Holmes.
>>82704904I am Canadian pretending to be British
im pakistani pretending to be indian
>>82704923there's always been some obtuse shit in games (sometimes, intentionally, to sell guides and all that)but if it's something i can reasonably figure out, i'd like to discover it. don't like this idea that everything has to be like a puzzle where you have all the info. looking at a walkthrough and going "oh right, yeah," should make you feel ASHAMED.
has Yume Nikki just been data mined by now?quite glad i lived through the period where it was still mysterious, /x/philes were discovering new things.
Corr absolutely destitute feels hours now lads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGj4uazrGPI
>>82705000it's cool that sometimes games have things that you might only discover by chance though. I don't find that to be in any way a flaw.
/britfeel/ zoomers be like
>>82705102I say "dude" ironically, to mock annoying people, if that's what you're on about.
zoomchad itt
>>82705102Avril Lavigne was absolutely fucking primo wank material back in the day.Think 14 year old me spaffed more to her than anyone else.
>>82705102fr it do be like that no cap
aint shit 2 smile bout
>>82705101i mean more 'moon logic' stuff, old point-and-click games where you stood no chance of figuring it out. and it was essential to progressing. but tbqh i think that made its way into the PS1-era and i wouldn't be surprised if it WAS to sell guides.but if it's purely optional, that's fine. beating Final Fantasy VII without a guide, then playing it again with an FAQ/forums where people HAD figured out all the Chocobo/Weapon/Summon shite... cor, it was like a secondary game WITHIN the game.
Spaffed again me XFourth time's the charm is it not
>>82705212Congratulations lad, very impressive output today. You're a credit to the britfeel team. Keep going on like this and you'll be in for a promotion
>>82705212I did my 3 today and dont feel like a 4th. See how I am in a couple hours.
>two Douglas Adams text adventures>both are essentially impossible;_;
theres this big old manor house in the countryside about 20 minutes from my housecosts millionswish i could live there away from people
dvdlad here? i just want to know his opinion on irreversible damn it
>>82705212I'm down to like 2 a week now. Just can't seem to cum even if I get hard.
>>82705287sounds comfy that. Probably prefer a small secluded cottage myself like, don't like too much empty room indoors
not long to go until whristmas, oh aye x
>>82705371i'm the same ladjust like the grandeur of itbuilt in 15th century
>>82704943I made it the fuck up, sir.
>>82705312I already replied to you before buddy. I really like it. I got the 2 disc Blu-ray that has an alternative cut which isn't in reverse.
>>82704950I'm American pretending to be British, lad.>>82704962Pakistanis are Indian.
>Pakistanis are Indian.Moni on suicide watch.
>film is in reversethey stole this from Red Dwarf.
Wanked off to the rape scene in Irreversible
>>82705550Think we all have, lid. Monica Belucci getting railed against her will? Corrrrrr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lnbyIlX-o0&t=310s
Monica Belucci's dilating arsehole
I'll be honest lads.I can't wank to rape.
>>82705550How? It's a horrendous scene lad. Her screaming is panic-inducing.
>>82705576it's all right lad. the wanking community is quite welcoming to novices.
>>82705572Used to hate anal but suddenly when I turned 30 a switch flicked and I love it now.>>82705581Poof?
>that guy who witnesses her getting raped in the tunnel and goes the other wayliterally me
got a pack of these on the waygambled on a new scentgotta live a little sometimes eh
>>82705603sounds like scentkino, let us know how it is lad.
Any lads here witness a crime?
>>82705644George Lucas' director's cut of THX-1138... now THERE'S a crime!also, rape.
i miss when i was neet, it was a profoundly peaceful timei was empty, but contentnow i'm empty and restless....
>>82705644saw someone fly tipping once, and fumed about it
>>82705681haikus are meant to be 5-7-5, gaylord.
two spaffs planned for tomorrows
Why is anime so perverted? It's embarrassing to watch that shit
>>82705754Japan things
https://www.un.org/development/desa/pd/sites/www.un.org.development.desa.pd/files/unpd-egm_200010_un_2001_replacementmigration.pdf
middle-class farmer flatmate was raped. teenager when it happened, drunk, other posho lad just raped her on a sofa.told us but never told her family or the police, since her dad would actually go and shoot the lad.pretty grim situation all around.
>>82705769gosh, imagine getting on top
>>82705789>told us but never told her family or the policeah so didnt happen then
>>82704311got that orange throw on my bed
Having a wuppa me, having a Sober Saturday for once. I now I probably sound like a broken record at this point but this alcoholism is really starting to grind me down now, after about a week off the wooze I just immediately fell straight back into old habits when I was drinking last night. Stayed up all night still drunk in the morning. Got some bad news and didn't even know what to do because I was still drunk. Just glad I didn't relapse on the packet which would have made things 100x worse today. I feel like this really is a swim or sink moment. If I don't change my ways and stop this binge drinking then I'm doomed. Anyway, just needed to get that off my chest.
>>82705803nah lad i have no reason to doubt her. tall, athletic type. obviously horrific stuff but she was resilient about it. wasn't the type to make up stories in hysterics, and she had nothing to gain by telling her flatmates: just one of those late-night conversations.on the other hand i've known some absolute charlatans who go the pop-feminism route. does my head in, so it does.
>>82705858is it really a big deal lid? you hadn't drunk for a while before last night. its not like you do it everyday
>when yu want to get up[ and play games but also want to lie on your back an do nothinhmmmm,maybe i need to hoist a tv over my face
>>82705858A few VKs tonight, lad?
>>82705858you seem capable of going out, talking to people sober. got your volunteering and that.have you considered proper help from the NHS, lad? being honest with my GP led to a full detox. wish i'd done it sooner tbqh.
>>82705861fair enough if she's believable, but i know personally of multiple situations of attention whores just making shit up and smearing bloke's names, then walking it back when someone suggests they go to police/some other authority about it. People jumped on the stories with no proof as a way of virtue signalling, was very telling
Best concert/gig/show/whatever you lads have been to?Saw JPEGMAFIA many years ago when he wasn't huge like he is now (hipster cred). Wildest show I ever went to. The entire crowd as one big mosh pit. I shouted out to play JPEGMAFIA ALL CAPS NO SPACES and he took my request, which was cool. I know a lot of people here dislike him but what can I say.
>>82705858How long you been unbanned liddo? Place was dead without you
>>82705905Don't need to go to gigs, I can just listen to music at home. Fuck being sandwiched in some huddle of normies.
>>82705858>now I probably sound like a broken record at this pointYou have for fucking months you absolute sack of wasted flesh. You have 2 or 3 schticks you roll out ad nauseam with no fucking variance or worth whatsoever.
>>82705904i'm sure it's hard but if you're 100% raped and know it the morning after, tell the police and get a rape kit sorted.if the argument is rapists will rape again (even if it's a friend/person you know), then you're also helping others, surely. naming-and-shaming them years later does fuck-all. a rapist has raped, they're not exactly morally-upstanding citizens.
>>82705887Yeah, I know it's not everyday but when I do drink I usually just end up binging and I also get very emotional and say/do things I later regret. It's a vicious cycle that I can't seem to break out of. I'm also wasting loads of money, I'm pretty much skint now until I get paid next week.>>82705903>have you considered proper help from the NHS, lad?I went to a recovery group and used to attend meetings there on a Friday, I stopped going around September last year as I was getting bad anxiety during the meetings and I thought I could get my drinking under control on my own. Boy was I wrong.
>>82705940Ever even been to a gig? The live experience is a lot different than just listening to music at home.
want to go to a gig with cool visuals, lasers, etc me.missed out on a Public Service Broadcasting gig a few years ago. had the tickets but my so-called mates changed their minds about going.
>>82705603i got some of the showegel, its quite pleasant
>>82705998noice, might double down on that as well then
started enjoying a bit of classical music recently. Those old fellas back in the day were very clever
>>82706033im listening to chopin now
Saturday night bedo time for me lads going to sleep and there is nothing you can do to stop me
>>82706035just watched an old episode of dexter were they were talking about Chopin. It's fate
>>82706062class
>>82705960>I also get very emotional and say/do things I later regret.everyone does that on the wooze lid. one time i got so drunk and me mate was pissing me off. I started screaming loudly at him at like 2am with houses nearby. was embarrassing desu x
oh god de lioiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiids i am fuckingb os wasred, I wenr the gig and I made temporary frens with two bassisrts of local bands who are frned with each other , but sadly thhey have to get trains back , probasbly an escuse but we had shots and good conversartion, this is the furthwes Ive gotten in my quest for meaking frens, I can barely see the fakndg keyboard, cor that was dfun
>>82705975NTA but while music is all I fucking have in my life I've just never seen the appeal.Worse audio quality, twats jostling and shouting, effort to get there and the fact you need fucking ear protection just to not go dead. According to last.fm (yes I am sad, I know) I've listened to 500k songs since 2011 and still never been to a gig.Give me my comfy home audio setup any day of the damn week.
>>82706082True. I suppose things could be worse xSeen this earlier, that's the demon drink for ya.https://old.reddit.com/r/alcoholism/comments/1ny1nhn/blacked_out_and_lost_all_my_savings/Might have an early one tonight and just watch some YouTubes in beddingtons. It's been a truly horrible day for me but at least I won't be hungover tomorrow.
To be quite honest, after acid,. pregabalin, weed and booze I am taking it a little further and just tooting away on a dmt pen. Just popping a toe into the digital multiverse. See all you frogs later...
arh fkn hell ive even messaged an old fren who has pu ton a song on instagam, this isnt good, ive not been with wissed in so lomng, tahfnully I dont get hangovers , fcck
>>82706096good effort m8 you livin that best life
>>82706124ngl I dont ldrink offten but this is fuckig lit, corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, ive not been this drunk in 2 years
my Archos 704 portable media player > your iPod Touch
Me? On that Asahi and beef jerky tn x
>>82706132Better than being us lads who are constantly drunk, makes getting smashed more speshul dunnit
>>82706033Same, I've always just listened to guitar, bass & drums rock music my whole life. It's good to branch out and try new things. Starting with Bach and Vivaldi and will go from there.
>>82706112would think very very carefully about this one, lad. maybe sleep on it.
>>82706139quite like the honey one tbqh.fuck whatever 'biltong' is. has some horrible aftertaste to it (allspice, maybe)
>>82706143it really does, fuckingelll this is fantasric, the only fitnh g that could maeke this better would be some ciggies, if only I had somewhere to be though
>>82706139I'd eat more dried meat if it wasnt so fucking spenny.Looked into making it myself but it seems like effort.
>>82705960Taking an array of specific vitamins, supplements and herbals has elevated my daily mood, reduced my despair and curbed my alcoholic thoughts --> cravings --> binges like no therapy, support group, 12-step meeting or pharmaceutical ever has.
i fkn love oyu lot, fnak u for existing
Getting back into Destiny 2. They've rehauled everything and it's confusing as fuck. Not sure where to start.
depressed about Bruce Willis. Not right
>>82706177Drink some water lad.
>>82706199I tried to get into it a couple years back and I had to fucking consult a wiki just to find where to play the campaign.
>>82706147Oh it's all alright. Didn't fully go into dmt space, just skirted around the outside. Is bed time now though, had a long day. Night lids x
>>82706177love you too de lid x
>>82706210I would rather assisted suicide than what he has. Dementia is a fate worse than death.
>>82706233Basically is death innit. Are you really alive if you don't even remember yourself
>>82706211I have drank 2 litres, I forgot water existed ngl
>Nearly 500 arrested at Palestine Action protest in Londonvery silly they're a proscribed group and all that, but it's daft doing a Palestine protest right now of all times.
>>82706286They're basically protesting against the protest laws.I saw on the news that one of Keir's lapdogs was like "we respect the right to protest, unless you protest in favour of something we dont like".That's not a right to protest.
>>82706286think they still conveniently ignore the extent of jewish power?
>>82705789Told you for attention lad. Didn't tell anyone with authority (parent included) because she wasn't actually raped
>>82706286>very silly they're a proscribed group and all thatThey quite literally attacked police officers violently with hammers and sabotaged military equipment, if that's not terrorism then what is?Denying that it's terrorism just makes them look like pussies, if they want to stand by their beliefs they should say "Yeah it's terrorism, and what?" Imagine if the IRA in the 80s was going round crying about being called terrorists and insisting they were good bois who dindu nuffin.
quite pretty, this lady.shame none of the news websites have bought/uploaded the full-res image from PA Media. and the photographer (Stefan Rousseau) doesn't have it on his Twitter.
>>82706360>sabotaged military equipmentThey spray painted a jet engine red.If that takes the military out of commission then it's fucking embarrassing how shit our military is.
>>82706370Her face is quite ugly desu senpai
>>82706384may have been distracted by other aspects of her appearance tbqh.
>>82706370>quite pretty, this lady.You have quite low standards mate. Her rack is the only good bit there.
Anyone else have a fetish for hairy women?
>>82706399not a fetish no, preference sureAlthough not that hairy
>>82706399No and I absolutely despise how pubic hair is now the norm in porn. I don't want to see a moustache or beard on the tuppence I am masturbating over.
>Amazon on-track to deliver me 96 cans of Irn Bru and 60 protein bars next weekfucking 'subscribe & save' shite. thank god i paid attention to that email.
>>82706399not a woman, but i wouldn't like the idea of urine ending up on my pubic hair to be honest with you.
>>82706417Been tempted to buy loads of Andrex toilet roll in bulk on Amazon. Much cheaper than buying it in small amounts.
>>82706399>Anyone else have a fetish for hairy women?Me lid. I've been with a few hairy women. Do you get hairs in your mouth? Yeh. But you just pull them out and go back to town on her x
>>82706399where's her peach fuzz?>i won't shave because of 'beauty standards'.>but of course i'll shave there, because of beauty standards.
>>82706410Women having body hair is the normal and traditional practice. Female bodies are not supposed to be shaved bare.
>>82706429for me it's the Amazon classic kitchen towel 3-packs. less than 1 quid a roll if you do the subscribe-and-save.
>>82706445Female facial hair is usually very soft and light and unable to see unless you're up close, it's only very few women who have such rampant hair growth that they'd end up with visible fluff on their face.
Uncle keeps reminding me to get a will done, reckon he thinks I'm gonna kill myself and frankly I'd love to prove him right
REAL MEN DON'T SHAVE
>>82706473Corr same mate. Don't subscribe but that and their bog roll lasts me yonks on the cheap.
>>82706514Amazon's own brand stuff is hit or miss, but the kitchen roll and toilet paper is decent.i mean you CAN get 'jumbo kitchen roll' for less than a quid. but then it ends up being 2-ply, or 2small. ruffles my feathers.
Mental you lot are counting pennies over bumwipe when you could install a bidet and save hundreds of pounds
Derby Extra razorblades for shaving (thin, bendy, but super sharp)Amazon blades for drugs (unbranded, thick, but lose sharpness quickly)
>>82706096oh dear, it would appear im still extremelt pissed, bit concerned
based gig autist making frens
>>82706640although nothing really came of it, but I do have another next week, wish I'd becpome less pissed this is concerning mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JnGBs88sL0
>>82706491he's unironically brave and right for saying all of that.
>>82706569checked Screwfix, cheapest bidet is 144 quid.even if i could install it for free (somehow) i don't have the room. how many bathrooms have space next to the toilet for (essentially) a second toilet?
>>82706674i don't agree with the feminist spin but i do think it's a stupid insult. you could say it's a choice but it's the ABSENCE of grooming. different to the presence of, say, a fedora.
>>82706718I'm even at the point where I think we bullied fedora wearers too much, and I kind of miss them.I miss people being outrageously autistic, instead of ironically detached. I almost want to buy a silly hat and a leather trenchcoat, and bring it back.
>>82706741Although if I did that, everyone would think I was doing it ironically, which I would be, so fuck. I'm part of the problem.
>>82706698just get one of the attachable hoses
>>82706741>>82706748yeah it's a lose-lose. but at the end of the day it's just a hat, and i wish there were more male hats. you either have beanies or baseball caps.what if a bloke is balding and embarrassed about it, but wants to wear something en route to the office? or more smart-casual out and about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCyrKJg-1VMbased Freeman-713
Where do I buy **cool** shirts?
>>82706868as in, flame T-shirts? just buy a bunch of Oxford shirts from Uniqlo if you want to be vaguely /fa/.
Guys I've been in a very deep depression, very high anxiety, paranoia and suicidal thoughts for over a week now. The community based home mental health team from the outpatients department from my mental health unit at the hospital has told me to contact them if anything gets bad (it is) and I'm wondering if I will be sectioned if I tell them this. On I don't want this to happen but with the way I'm feeling it's starting to become unbearable. What do I do?
>>82706963You should ring them and be honest. Might be crap in the mental hospital for a bit, but you'll be able to get help.
>>82706993> Might be crap in the mental hospital for a bit, but you'll be able to get helpMum said that. But fucking hell I don't want be sectioned. I was supposed to be starting taking lithium because I'm resistant to medications but that will be ages off because I have to have several tests done to see if I'm even compatible with it. Had councilling for the past year now and it's all bollocks. I cant even remember half of the things they say to me after the appointment ends kek.
>>82706963yeah would just ring the crisis team tbqh. it's their job. they'll always prioritise community/home treatment over sectioning you. gets said a lot but you're not wasting anyone's time. even if you end up being 'wrong', this was just some weird thing that passes, so what.
>>82707004You might get the tests done quickly if sectioned. I get it seems like it could be a bad experience, but if it does help, surely that's worth it?
Did the lad who got fugged over by frens, ever get his own cat fren?
Garn beddingtons now. Feel absolutely shattered.>>82706963Sometimes I've come close to contacting mental health services this past year but then I realize I'm just temporarily in distress and that after a day or two and some sleep I'll be okay. Stay away from drugs and alcohol as it will definitely worsen your depression and anxiety. It has for me anyway.
I am no more or less myselfI want to continue existing in this world My life is worth living
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/oct/03/coffee-pizza-express-changing-britainfucking middle-class shite.i don't agree with bidetlad, but a coffee maker (any type) isn't going to break the bank. why can't wage-earners spend the fiver they WOULD spend on a Costa coffee on a bag of ground coffee + some milk?
>>82707021Yeah I suppose your right, there's a possibility I won't even be compatible with lithium that's what's the tests are for. I will contact them on Monday to see if I still feel this way, I don't think they are available on weekends. It usually goes away over time but this time it hasn't.
Thing is I never asked
>>82707166stop posting variants of this catchphrase. nobody requested it.
>>82707157I only post here in the late hours during drunkenness now. To avoid sad obsessive trolls.
>>82707150I will be doing something similar myself on monday (contacting GP about mental elf issues).WAGMI, ld.
Ruth never asked to be stalked but this general still did
>>82707198sounds like you're the real deal. have deleted my post and will be issuing a full statement/apology in due course.
>>82707202i guarantee that Ruthlad was like this before Ruth, and if it wasn't her, it'd be someone else.the solution? start. dating. young. men!!!
For me? It's sniffing a woman's smelly pubes.
>>82707213The weird impersonator saddo in particular only posts between 11am and 12amYou need to learn this if you're to navigate these parts innitAnyway corrrrr love me cover singers at this hour don't I? Well I do don't I?
Upstairs Downstairs yet me lid?
>>82707248Okay. Maybe. It's that kinda season for it. I might try and start it again next week MAYBE. I've got a lot on you know.
for me, it's Me First and the Gimme Gimmes.
Tfw I'm fat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql3iByO9x9s
why is everyone on /britfeel/ getting fat?
>>82707310Based and hashbrown pilled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJn-Jl2ZeQUthis flick had sinister vibes. seemed a bit TOO feelgood, was waiting for it to take a dark turn.
It's called we do a little bloatmaxxingWhere on earth is r Crossy when you need himHonestly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBdA5SYhqvUkino sceno
There's bloated and then there's man boobs gelatinous fat rolls and triple chin. Not right what the cream cakes have done to me.
Waitrose all butter mince pies desu desuThose were the days ehHola senor pumba
for me it's Morrisons The Best Espresso Tiramisu Contains Alcohol.
Tiramisuuuu desuuuuTears I miss youHeheheheheOhohohohoYeah no hahahaha :(
wonder what it's like not being poor. the only limiting factor is your willpower.
miss Crossy tbqh.what's been going on with you Chikalad?
>>82707508Yeah, he's a good un so he is.Anyway, me? Nothing. Really nothing. Someone even asked me that irl earlier and I just had to say "fuck all". Lmao.
fuck this i'm taking a zopiclonebrb
zopiclone? consumed.Irn Bru? acquired.Marmite sandwich? grilling.
dead thread. pointed this out yesterday: pure buzzing on a Friday afternoon/evening, always dead on a Saturday night.Chika is more of a truNEET than you lot. and he's in employment.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory
>>82707608Of course I am. I've been a NEET in spirit since like 2016 my lid. I just have a job because I got a job and I feel too awkward to leave it (true story). I really don't need "the money". When Digital EyeDee comes in, I'll probably have to quit. It is what it is. Working is disgusting slavery anyway.
>>82707623mad innit? you ever think they're lying about how many people are actually on this planet, and it's way less?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6US0x4drFaM&list=RD6US0x4drFaMWomfyarse lill trackington this X
>>82707680gosh, you can literally *see* her underpnats...
>>82707664i just can't grasp the sense of scale there to be honest, and i'm assuming some countries are less accurate with their population data.that said, i wouldn't be surprised if statisticians are confident about the 8 billion figure. and the problem is we're thinking of people with lives closer to our own. India has a population of 1 billion, China has a population of 1 billion. all of Africa is 1.5 billion.i'm in poverty according to the Joseph Rowntree Foundation, but that's by 2025 British standards. i could still be in the top 50% worldwide, for all i know.
>>82707645i get that you can't share deets but>When Digital EyeDee comes in, I'll probably have to quit.why?and what happened to that OTHER job you were looking at? just didn't work out?
>>82707744Eh, it hard to explain, pretty much. And uhh I'll have to quit because this is one stateoid cattle brand too far for me. I think I'd rather just stop working than continue to be subjugated and humiliated any further. It's the mask/vaxxoid thing all over again. I wish my friend was still here.
>>82707680this was nice, thanks anon.>David Dean Burkhartfound lots of good music through this guy's channel!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5YOhcAof8I
>you must "prove" who you "are" to "access" [cringe bullshit]Uhhh no I think I am who I am because I am who I am because that's how this works and without trust then what is the point in anything anywayWhat a fucking vile concept "EyeDee" is. I reject the notion of passports, drivers licences, birth certificates etc entirely. I really should join a monastery desu. Too bad I'm not ready for that.
Luv ginger lasses me.
I'm sorry lad, I'm too slow. I have a new drive for not making shit up and never hide. Like I now realize I was getting all sorts of fucked in the ass, sucking cock and shit. Nevermore. I watch porn. I KNOW I want to fuck women. Gay porn turns me off. It's like they're trying to get my pussy lit when I don't have, one you know? baka. I'm all for penile pleasure theses days. To hell with this gay generation. Hey, I don't want my anus touched but it's okey if you want, right?
>>82707824How will you support yourself? You won't even be able to benniemaxx without digital ID.
what if you know you want something, UNTIL you do?
For me? It's lovely milfs.
I jus want a family to walk to bruvs, I come home on an autumn evening to my wife cooking and 5 yr old kid "helping", really handing small equipment pieces here and there sometimes the wrong one, I walk in the room, the warm and earth tones inside contrasting the cold blue/dark colour of the outside. Is this too much to ask
>>82708158i get this a bit. i'd like a kitchen.
how do we rebuild trust in society, /britfeel/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFZGf5Afzss>scratch my name on your arm with a fountain pen>this means, you really love me
getting a coldsore for fucks sake now all the fit birds wont want to kiss me
>>82708062I haven't thought that far ahead innit. I'm basically talking rubbish because I'm drunk don't worry about it.
>>82708620alri drunk la
>>82708639I mean not particularly. I slept a bit. Gonna have to sleep a bit more I reckon.
>>82708689i dont drink anymore but wish i did, used to have the most intense vivid dreams after a few beers, but only when i was tipsy, not hammered
>>82708699Eh, drinking is never worth it in the end desu. I always regret it. I'm regretting it right now. Not massively, but still.
He was your lolcow, Britshttps://youtu.be/aXiDn4JPnjghttps://youtu.be/1fh2g9F5EAQ
>>82709720I actually remember this wanker
>>82709720I have a cousin who looks like this
>>82709720Is that a blow-up doll the top left of the photo?
>>82709731Yes. Here's more of the British Chris Chan.
>>82709753Big stronk boi. He looks jacked.
Is Ebin still a virgin?
>>82709866No, last time he posted he said he was going out with some 4/10 girl from a petrol station
>>82709757He had low testosterone problems then he went to the doc and took TRT and began lifting a bit so he started to look better. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Eg_Go6LDgc&pp=ygULSmFoYW5zIFVLSXA%3D
>>82709946Imagine the first time he nutted inside a woman. All that sexual frustration over the years gone away in an instant.
>>82709953didn't the chuds tell him about the condition?
Paedophile alert
>>82709987Yes. They did. He is a nice autistic lad. Feel sorry for him then. Just does not realise how he comes across to other people. He is the sort of autistic lad who strongly believes in objective moral values and tries to logically prove that other people are morally wrong in their actions. He does not realise that most people really do not care about objective moral values - for most people morality is just aesthetics and social advantage. Poor lad.
Ruth waking up with a hangover while Ruthmong wakes up with an erection
I know a young lad like Jahans. He gets bullied repeatedly. You can see why tho. Watched them playing football - he is a scrawny short 13 year old not yet hit puberty. He tried to mess around tacking people with his arms in frustration as a laugh. He did not read the vibe that the other lads were taking the game lowkey seriously and him grabbing people and laughing in a tackle is winding them up. The other teenage boys have typical teenage boy banter>uuuhh GAY Bum boy! Hitting each others nuts and shit. Typical 13 year old boy shit. Bullied boy gets upset and calls out homophobia (lefty feminist mum). He tried to make the group of lads fit HIS moral values. He will argue and argue and argue. He cannot just accept that either he has to fit in with the group or just leave and find a crowd of people more like him. He can be really manipulative as well (gets it from mum). Other lads just tell him to kill himself and shit. Mum does not help because she rewards him for calling out homophobia and shit. Just sad.
Haha yeah mate
Haha yeah pal
Had my first driving lesson yesterday after not having driven for almost 10 years. Need a car cause you know being an adult and all that but since it's been so long need to refresh my memory.I now remember why I stopped driving in the first place. I fucking hate it. I hated driving then and still hate it 10 years later. Half tempted to just say fuck it, and keep taking busses and ubers everywhere forever. Only problem is I sometimes have to go between sites at work so it's embarrassing to need to beg for a lift. It's rare that I have to go, but it does happen, and the second site is in a closed off area where a taxi/uber can't go.Fuck driving. Fuck society for making it seem you aren't a real adult unless you have a car. Dreading it when I get a car I'll have to drive to my parents when I go to visit them instead of them coming to pick me up. Unironically I'll probably stop visiting them because of that once I get a car cause fuck having to drive to another city.
>>82710443It's not society making it seem like you aren't a real adult unless you can drive, it literally is a barometer for whether you're transitioning into adulthood. It's a real thing, the world is such that if you don't have a car you are diminished in agency to the point where you are more or less still considered a child. It's not fun, believe me I fucking hate driving so fucking much, but it's a fact that if you can't you're a loser and should be embarrassed.
>>82710443>>82710501I used to hate driving until I'd done it for a while to get more confidence, and now I love a nice cruise.City driving can fuck off obviously, but like my commute to work is just a 40 minute A road in mostly one way with not many turns.
>>82708218Two types of trust: interpersonal and institutional. Both have essentially evaporated over the past 4 decades and restoring them would require more or less a total reversal of policy enacted since then.>actual criminal justice, no mandatory half term paroles, no two tier system, no activist judges>real acceptance of policy failures and real consequences for people in charge (net zero, immigration, crime, economics, basically everything)>end mass immigration, everyone on visas and ILR must reapply with far stricter requirements, everyone who doesn't pass gets deported inside of a month, no exceptions>end draconian bullshit like speech laws, ID checks for websites, make LOICENCES actually easy to get or scrap them, allow people to do what they want with their property etc.>dismantling of mass surveillance apparatus>slash bennies back to near nothingThat's just off the top of my head. People need to feel that they state is working for them rather than against them and that their neighbours are people they know, share a common history/language with and are contributing the same way they are. Currently people rightly know that the state views them with contempt at best and that their neighbours might be foreign weirdos who can't even have a conversation with them even if they wanted to. Island of strangers. They know that the police won't come, the council won't help and the media will call them every name under the sun if they raise their complaints, so they don't. They know that they're being bled dry and their money given to people who are totally undeserving (fake bennies claimants) or shouldn't even be considered in the first place (both legal and illegal migrants). They understand that playing along with the social contract is a mug's game.All the changes that have occurred can be undone. And will be.
>>82707824Oh shit you're back lad? How was your little break?
Done me dog walk - little lad got all wet running around with his greyhound mate, done me brekkie - had poached eggs and halloumi and avo and some toms and hash browns with sourdough toast, had me woffee. Effective start to the day. After my foray into loads of drugs last night, acid and pregab and weed and wine and dmt, I have come to the heady conclusions that I both love drugs, and should stop doing so many drugs. Big surprise that eh.
>>82710588>share a common history/language with and are contributing the same way they areThey dont necessarily need this as long as the people are both happy to be here and, like you said, contributing. That's the crucial bit imo.Back when my folks were younger they lived on council estates with some neighbours who were Sikh or whatever, usually been here a generation or two, and the fact they were typically friendly, generous, and hardworking meant that the families got on incredibly well. Even my grandfather who hated everyone liked them because they were polite without being overpolite, and worked proper jobs which he always liked.Even though back then they still felt the state was fucking them over, as it was Thatcher or just post-Thatcher, it didnt matter that they weren't the same culture as they at least had *some* shared british qualities and they were both united in eking out a living in the milk snatcher hellscape.
I feel the need, the need to doss.Only 1 other player on the map, it's time to farm charcoal, to fill the gas mask filters, for another fun trip into the perilous gas zone.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ILJD5CNZ68
>>82710622I forgot I need muh readers to read muh password.Bugger.
>>82710612I respect your opinion, but disagree. Obviously the sheer number of immigrants needs to be massively reduced, but even for the small numbers that would be allowed you really do need serious efforts for integration or it's just bound to fail and contribute to a slow-motion version of the societal ablation we see ourselves speedrunning right now. You need to force people to speak your language, you need to force people to positively contribute more than just 'hey I pay my taxes, leave me alone', otherwise it reduces the country to little more than an economic zone. Ironically we can't even get that part right - immigration has done nothing good for the economy whatsoever, so we're in theory right now an economic zone, but without the benefits of an economic zone. England is literally just a... zone. Not a country. Fucking depressing.
1 moar choon then doss, methinks. Got this on muh funeral song list. It do be da trufe.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUZyvNAcBE8
>>82710591I'm not really back. Just a bit of late night drunkposting. I doubt I will stick around until the next time I drink which who knows when that may be. Anyway, I'm alright (not whatsoever). You're my chudmate I reckon. I can sense it. Sadly nobody ever listens int it?
>>82710501You are part of the problem with you're thinking of calling people don't drive children and losers.>>82710563I drove for 2 years, I didn't like it a single day lad so I quit. I'm never going to like it no matter how much I do it. I'm honestly considering just not bothering again. It's only because of societal pressure I went back. But after yesterday, I don't think it's worth it. I'll just keep begging for lifts on the rare moments I need to go between sites. And if society somehow thinks because I choose not to drive I'm a 'loser', whatever, fuck them.
>>82710643Suppose I'm quite the chud oh aye x
>>82710130She probably had morning sex with Will. In her tuppence.
>>82710686She probably gives him back scratches.
>>82710686does he go to the same university as her?
>>82710654>I didn't like it a single day lad so I quitFair enough mate, maybe you got shittier experiences from me. I hate little trips, but a nice cruise along a motorway is nice to me.But for what its worth I didnt drive for over 10 years of my life. I went to uni and lived close to uni, then I moved for work to a city where I was walking distance to work and anything I need, and buses/Uber are always options.Only got a car now as I moved out to the countryside. There's no trains back to the city where my work is and while I now WFH they still want me to pop in from time to time, or even just to go to socials.
>>82710721He probably goes to some university. She wouldn't want to date an uneducated lad like you.
Is anyone here very left wing? I hate Reform and racists. I think Reform should be banned and anyone racist opposing immigration or supporting Farage should be in prison and have their kids taken off them to stop racism spreading.I also think English patriotism is evil. England should have its assets stripped and given to all the countries it colonised then it should be administered by said former colonised countries. England flag and English nationalism should be banned as hate symbols like the Nazi flag.
>>82710763Weakest bait I've ever seen lad, try harder.
>>82710763You are trolling but this is actually a very common view amongst young women in the uk.
Sad times. They closing the Poundlands, she doesn't even have another job lined up. I hope she doesn't turn to something like onlyfans. Luckily she has PIP and will probably get some extra bennies.
>>82710763Both ironic and unironic bait like this is why I don't call myself left wing anymore.
Don't know why this lass would just show her bra off like that in an asmr video. Reckon she could make bank doing some kind of model work.
"ASMR stalking" routine today is it lad?
>>82710763>Is anyone here very left wing? I hate Reform and racists. I think Reform should be banned and anyone racist opposing immigration or supporting Farage should be in prison and have their kids taken off them to stop racism spreading.>I also think English patriotism is evil. England should have its assets stripped and given to all the countries it colonised then it should be administered by said former colonised countries. England flag and English nationalism should be banned as hate symbols like the Nazi flag.fascinating
>>82710777>Sad times. They closing the Poundlands, she doesn't even have another job lined up. I hope she doesn't turn to something like onlyfans. Luckily she has PIP and will probably get some extra bennies.fascinating
>>82710763Literally just the views of labour students and Green Party members. This country is finished given that so many of the youth now think like this.
Ruth supports Labour.
>>82710791>Don't know why this lass would just show her bra off like that in an asmr video. Reckon she could make bank doing some kind of model work.fascinating
Interesting experiment to try lads. Go here:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_private_equity_firmsLook through the 'notable private equity firms' list and just pick one at random. There are dozens, every one of them has a slick website (https://www.crescentcap.com/people/) that lists all their employees and every single one of them looks like a totally AI generated fake person. There are hundreds of employees in each company. Tens of thousands in total, and those are just from the 'notable' ones listed on wiki (which btw absolutely nobody has ever heard of, so notable seems like a stretch).Then you look at their portfolios and they just read like they're fake.>43% stake in Combello which makes Trinly plugins for AcaDot ratings software.>28% stake in Pondly, a B2B digital marketing company that focuses on the information space.>55% stake in Es-Met, a Saudi social enterprise hedge fund that seeks to foster collaboration on important causes.etc. etc.It's all fake. It's ALL FAKE.
>>82710832>Ruth supports Labour.fascinating
Is anyone else really right wing? I want all bennies cut. No state pensions. No fucking NHS. it should be privatised. Large privatisation of schools past primary school. Parents should be given vouchers for private schools. Bring back prisons and workhouses for vagrancy and being homeless. Allow for large tax cuts. Literally would fix so many of Britains problems. Working class kids in school would behave so much better if they were just taught that they were not owed anything and could end up starving on the street or in prison if they did not try at school.
>>82710697Wrong ASMR bint
Might become an Orthodox Old Believer.
bit of a weird response, sounds like your projecting
bit of a weird reply, sounds like your projecting
>>82710851Literally just the views of editors and Thatcherite mongs. This country is finished given that so many of the youth now think like this.
>>82710856>>82710858Suspicious adoings are afoot
>really right wing>Parents should be given vouchers for private schools
>>82710853Scottish lass has never shown her bf before. It's best to skip bf videos if you're depressed.
Hard call. Lads dunno whether or not to vote Green or Reform. Basically, I fucking hate the white working and lower class with every fucking cell in my body. Useless cunts that wrecked classrooms in school then live like kings on benefits. Violent. Stupid. Aggressive. Animalistic. White working class scum. On one hand, Reform will slash their bennies which will make life hard for them (good). On the other hand, the Greens will let in lots of Afghans, Pakistanis, Somalis etc.. who will make their lives hell (good). Which one will make lives harder for the council estate class lads?
The bait was so shit the first time I guess he decided to take another swing.
>>82710874Maybe the mongs will give him another five (you)s this time, and on and on this thing of our goes.
>>82710860>NHS and bennies are LE GOOD!Mate fuck off.
My political philosophy? Everybody that disagrees with me should be shot.
You lads would have girlfriends if you just gave sweet lasses like that Poundland girl a chance. She has a heart full of love but doesn't have a boyfriend still at 24.
>>82710868She showed a collage once
Even if there were no more bennies, I still would not work for this shit country. You can always go to prison if you don't want to be homeless. Imagine wanting to work for such abysmal pay.
Going to make a britfeel aesthetics gimmick account on twitter, lads. What should I call it?
>>82710900>state of that hairlineYikes
Have you known anyone involved in serious organised crime?
>>82710900The top middle pic always makes me giggle.
>>82710908>workhouse mentality
>>82710908>Prisoners in the UK who participate in work, education, or training programs are entitled to a minimum weekly wage of 4 quid>The average weekly earnings for working prisoners are approximately 10 quid> roles like wing cleaning or gardening typically earn around 6-7 per weekSo you wont work for 100 a day in any shitty min wage job but you'd work in jail for 4 a day? Have a word with your self lad lmao
>>82710909>What should I call it?NoLifeBeyondMyScreen
>>82710721No, he was due to graduate from York St. John University this summer. Ruth has just started her final year at Newcastle.
>>82710945As if I will lift a finger and slave in prison. Rather pace about in my cell.
>>82710908Gonna sound mental but even if the UK were to be fixed tomorrow I still wouldn't care or work cause I know women would want nothing to do with me even then. Let it all burn, I no longer care. The faster that happens the better.
>>82710963And you've spent all these years in a boxroom.
>>82710965You would fold and be crying on the floor in 30 minutes without access to internet and your laptop mate.
>>82710971Indeed I have. Your point being?
>>82710965You must really detest working lad if you'd rather be in a locked cell pacing about like an abused circus animal kek Id just work some miserable job and still have my freedom tbqh
>>82710984>job>freedomSee the oxymoron in there retard?
>>82710900It's not too bad. Turkish lass has the worst hairline.
>>82710979Stop stalking are W.
>>82710987>jail>freedomLad, you are in no position to be calling people retards
>tfw you will never be gardener in a prisoner spending your days looking after the prison garden and plants with no stress or worries spending your weekly 7 quid on chocolates and educational dvds sounds comfy
>>82710997Neither is free. That's my point.
I'm not against work. I have no interest in any job. Some people just don't like to do anything. A lot of jobs depress me. I couldn't tolerate working. I don't have to worry about bills if I am homeless.
>>82711000if you can avoid all the beatings and rapes yes it would be womfy
Reminder Helper is working for FREE.
>>82711028You'd be cooked oif you ended up on the streets. Your soft as fuck.
>>82711041I mean that's what volunteer means, so yeah. Thanks for reminding me.
Well. I'm off out into town for lunch and at most 1 pint of lager with some pals. Don't get too crazy gents.
>>82711051hes not volunteering lad, he is being forced to work for free or he will loose his spacker bennies
>the kids at school when you mention you're a '4chan user'( ._.)
>>82711028>I'm not against work>I couldn't tolerate workingThen you're against work you tool
Ruthmong being the prisoners rape fuck hole.And he'll be doing it for FREE!
good Wordle, today.starting to view it like Desmond from Lost. or the novel Time Out of Joint (don't want to give it away, but the man does the daily crossword every day, he just does.)
>>82704311I just got back from holiday, and I can completely understand why there's so much mysticism in Devon. You feel so much more in tune with nature. it genuinely feels like a different world compared to the rest of the uk
>listening to classical music>reading the dice man >drinking tea>hanging out with dogOh yeah lads this is real Sunday living. Might make a crumble later if the mood takes me.
Love Ruthmong posts, after all these years they still crack me up.
>>82711154Me? Pregabalins, comfy blanket and watching movies.
>>82710945How do they afford all the drugs that get smuggled in?
>>82711216Most prisoners to get money sent to them by family.
>>82711214are the LSD lad from yesterday or the other pregabalanon?
>>82710908you would have no pension if the next gen did that to you
>>82710945when you consider how disproportionate renting is compared to previous generations, that doesn't sound like a bad deal.i'm living 'at a loss' purely by existing.
>>82710860>This country is finished given that so many of the youth now think like this.They don't lmaohttps://yougov.co.uk/topics/politics/trackers/voting-intention?crossBreak=1824
>got next week off work>got no life so I'll stay in my fart filled boxroom and waste away with shit vidya>bulk buy of 24 pint tins of lager arrived todayAll set lads.
>>82711242I'm the LSD lad, and also this one >>82711154No more pregabalins for me for the foreseeable, at least I have my reliable phenibuts.
The wapu hath awokenI fink
Mongs all around
>Israelis are torturing R Greta.Not... fucking right.
Imagine Greta getting blacked
>>82711309any cool post-LSD thoughts lad?did you give DMT a go, in the end?
>>82711347cor she is like a modern-day Joan of Arc.if they try to rape him, they will be smote by God.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG2uLGMimh0How would you react if you some bints dancing around like this in public?
Making a TikTok has only further solidified my opinion that most young girls are whores nowadays. And guess what? It's bloody lush. They love showing off their tummys, legs and tits. Corrrr!
>>82711377Nothing massively new came to me this time, it was all rather mild so more of just a nice time than a full introspective vision quest. Did remind I need to stop procrastinating with the things I know I should be doing, useful to get a little nudge to carry on with my projects. I did have a few little toots on the dmt pen, it was quite dampened by the pregabalins and the weed and I was sparing, so mostly just got the "light show" just slightly stepping into dmt cartoon world. Was a nice time overall.
>>82711402We get it you're an open nonce.
>>82710945>So you wont work for 100 a day in any shitty min wage job but you'd work in jail for 4 a day?You're forgetting that in jail you >don't pay rent>don't pay bills>don't pay for food
>>82711406Nothing wrong being attracted to teenage girls you faggot.
i think women should cover themselves up in public tbqh.>b-b-but sexism, what about men?!yeah, men too.
Samefagging to get the chat talking about kiddy fucking
>15 year old girls purposely showing off their bodies seductively for the entire world>n-no it's the men who are the problem!
Imagine Ebin getting blacked
>>82711417you are all forgetting the fact that your internal organs will be turned into soup mix via a shank or some jeet cock multiple times a week Jail is just some fantasy day care for you mongs apparently lmao
i'd show off my body seductively for the entire world, tbqh. seems like a bargain.
>>82711455You've watched too many prison films liddy. Far more likely to be getting fucked by a prison femboy.
>>82711455>Jail is just some fantasyyou're the one who's seen too many movies, bucko.most people in jail just sit and read.
Just watching patiently as the race riots go by in the streets
>>82711455>you are all forgetting the fact that your internal organs will be turned into soup mix via a shank or some jeet cock multiple times a weekRape hardly ever happens in UK prisons mate.
just checked the local news>prison>rapist>Pregabalinhttps://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/mum-took-drugs-hmp-northumberland-32579136it a synchronicity.last week it was that a rapist-nonce hanged himself. i really don't think prisons are all that exciting, probably just a few fights here and there.
>>82711495Britfeel is controlling outer reality.
>>82711455It's also not some hardcore hellhole you seem to think it is. I've been in twice. You have watched too many movies.
>>82711503just checked the Global Conscious Project and the map is down:https://noosphere.princeton.edu/i reckon the driving compass would be pointed right at Newcastle.
Cuppa tea, cuppa soup, cuppa water. In consuming liquids at a rate previously unknown to mankind. Hold on to your butts people, we're going nova.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I88lWD_hw5Ygood sound, this. it's what the spooky DMT aliens put in my head. somewhere between a rattlesnake and a creaking ship.
>>82711533you could say we're going......soupa nova?
>>82711509im sure its fucking fantastic lad, a proper little holiday or some shiteId rather not go to jail tbqh, its not something to strive for in life
Playing Ghost of Yotei on the hardest difficulty and the early game is too hard. The worst stage when you don't have enough skill points etc. Corrr. Failed NNO also didn't I? Well I did didn't I. Didn't even last a week. What a shame. Anyway HWTL etc.
If this post ends in an even number I'll tell the wifeberg that I'm doing no nut OctoberIf it ends in an odd number I'll do everything in my power to seduce her when she returns.
seducing my wife by telling her i'm doing no nut October.
>>82711543>soupa nova?
you know what? boobs.
Britfeel is if stuff I didnt ask about was a thread
>>82711579>2024-05-03 that woman is probably dead now ;_;
>>82711582ok, but did anyone inquire
>>82711584>that woman is probably dead now ;_;how
Britfeel incel thread
>>82711592Ruthmong killed her
>>82711579Almost makes up for her face.
>>82711592>how? didn't ask.
So le wacky xD
90 more posts left for you to tell me something I never asked about get typing little man
> Roy Chubby Brown Thunder B''cks (2000 UK VHS) ooh aye.
he says what we're all thinking. doesn't have to hide behind gimmicks, 'satire' and all that.
>>82711639Fanny and cunts eh lads?
me, i enjoy real art.*plays a computer game*
>>82711579extremely based post lids
>>82711119I had a nice holiday like that last year, in wales.
want to go to that lesbian town with all the witches tbqh.
Go on big man give us your amazing factoids and comedy routines we're all waiting
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>>82711680>lesbian town with all the witcheswh...where?
>>82711686workshopping something about a DT teacher fingering his wife at the moment.
>>82711695Hebden Bridge. think it was something to do with asbestos.
here, did yous hear about the DT teacher who got a divorce?
>>82711708wtf i dont live too far from there, ive never heard anything about witches or lesbians or asbestos what fucking parallel universe is this
wait, no.why did the DT teacher's wife divorce him?
whats a DT teacher?
>>82711721lesbian capital of England, lad. but it's proper lesbians, not cutesy young lesbians like your animes.there was an accident at the asbestos factory, before you know it the whole town is lesbian women who believe in crystals and aliens and all that. pretty well-known.
what is a DT teacher?
if no ones gonna tell me what a DT teacher is then im going
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebden_Bridge#Economyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebden_Bridge#Culture
i wonder what eva6 is up to.
the DT teacher is from hebden bridge, hes a lesbian with asbestos, thats why his wife divorced him
>>82711777wow, it all comes together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZJwWhwop1Qmen can ACTUALLY be lesbians now, mad how times change.
me, i wear tracksuit bottoms and hoodies.but i like to think of myself as metrosexual.
my uncle had asbestos, but he actually lived until his 70s.
>>82711808give us a twirl then fashion lad
>>82711854i already have PTSD from the DWP making me dance like a monkey. please stop.
Fashion is easy, just dress like a sopranos character and you'll look good no matter what.
>>82711894None of these guys apart from Furio look good and that's because he's built.The real answer is work out and you'll look good no matter what you wear.
>>82711894Ebin on the right
>>82711904>The real answer is work out and you'll look good
>>82711936Correction, work out and not have the genes of 18th century Chinese peasant wife.
>>82711753The T stands for tutor
>>82711936>>82711979i am a similar shape. even when i've been fat, it's love handles and a saggy belly (my feminine man-tits don't get much bigger).obviously better to be slim or athletic, but some of it is down to my weird skeleton and genes.
>>82711985Actually stands for Tudor
miss Crossymiss eva6miss Chikamiss HHL
>>82711936Ebin needs HRT. I've got more hair on my chest than he does on his entire head.
>>82712024he's got quite the full head of hair so i think it's you who needs to see the doctor about your chest, tbqh.
>>82712020with every bullet
my wispy blond chest hair FINALLY connects to my darker, wiry tummy hair. always annoyed me there was a blatant gap in my teens/20s.
>>82712020>Crossyspastic>eva6noncenest character >Chikaboring melodramatic idiot>HHLnonce
>>82711551>Id rather not go to jail tbqh, its not something to strive for in life>slaves away at a job everyday insteadSOMEONE RING THE RETARD BELL
>>82712050no evidence that HHL is a nonce. he was looking at THAT video from a racialist/cultural perspective.
>>82712057He's like a copper innit, he watched THAT video to he could try and catch the guy who did. Had to make sure so he watched it a few times.
>>82711894paulie 4 stripe
HHL can twat yous easily tho
>>82712096He's a shambling wreck, lad. He'd diarrhoea himself if you did so much as one of those fake punches where you pull back at the last second and go WHAT?! HUH?!
>>82712096>>82712132i'd be scared of him biting me.
Just tooted on some more DMT, went in a bit deeper than last night. Corrrrrr that was rather intense.
>>82711894Whoever was in charge of the wardrobe department for The Sopranos did a fucking incredible job. Very distinctive, looks good even today.
miss crossy, blad and dvdlad
>>82712185Same person, lad.
no evidence that DVDlad is overweight. if anything he's getting a lot more 'exercise' now that he has a harem of AI waifus, if you catch my drift.
You're breaking the rules
>>82712210His reflection was visible in a DVD once
Not right what happened to blad
>>82712096Dont think he can even twat himself
>new video of my parasocial internet gamer frens >laughing together at some AI slop game>not sure whether to watch it right now or cosy in bed laterhmm.
>>82712096He could swing his head around like a ball and chain with his really long neck. Quite deadly.
>>82712210AI has me over a barrel, lid. The good ones are expensive too.>>82712240Was there commotions at B Towers?
>>82712240Still here liddy. Don't use trip anymore sorry.
>daft porn game has cooking>physically moving a knife through food slices the foodis this just a part of Unreal Engine, or something? i know games have had physics forever now, but cutting objects up into NEW physics objects?
>>82712307>i know games have had physics forever now, but cutting objects up into NEW physics objects?God forbid you ever play Metal Gear Revengance
>>82712315i still remember seeing a Half-Life 2 preview on some Sky programme (Gamepad on Bravo, i think it was).you can just move things around? i'll believe it when i see it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL-sjNZ7Bbwwhat the FUCK
Key performance indicators
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'll do it I'm Awooing
Managed to write 2000 words of my novel today lads, been stuck in a rut lately so feels good to make some more progress. Getting close to 35,000 words which means I'm somewhere around a third done if my plans go to plan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00gAbgBu8R4i wonder if this guy was assassinated by the graphics industry.
Post kpis little man
Need to get my wanking KPIs in order, they're a shambles
Not right what happened to kes. Snapped his neck and put him in the bin. Rotten cunt who did that.
>>82712374Qrd on your novel lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riy24TVkZ8YFUCK CloisCLANA 4 LYFE
>>82712457Homo erotica
helped in the process of turning a literal ton of grapes into wine yesterday in my gf's parents garden
Grown fond of little man recently. Little lad is rinsed.
just had a diazepam. posting this on /blogfeel/ so i can keep track of the time.
>>82710763Keir whining about your countrymen online isn't going to spare you the noose mate
Seeing as we're now past 500>>82712529>>82712529>>82712529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmciuKsBOi0
>>82707844I agree, lassfag.
can someone make a better thread than that shit that was made
