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Welty Alert Edition
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a very good edish, this.
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I rcekon I could be convinced to try swinging
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Does 4chan need new boards? Or maybe roll some old/slow ones up together?
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New week, new wuppagrind. Get me bennies tonight and just in time as well as me funds were running low. Oh aye.
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>>82720510
/yt/ - YouTubers & Streamers, maybe.

heard it recommended as /incel/ - Internet Celebrities which made me lol. but i think board names should be three characters max (fuck you /lgbt/)
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>>82720525
>/yt/ - YouTubers & Streamers, maybe.
Actually this is not a bad idea lad.
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>>82720521
Just in time for a mid week bender
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>>82720521
how's Sober October going lad?
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Big problem with things is that Labour, in its own account, considers its role as the good guys to be obvious to all, beyond question: the British people are fundamentally "decent" (if a bit dim and herd-like), and instinctively share Labour's moral vision and recognise Labour as its guardians. If British people sometimes don't vote Lbaour it's only because of Tory (now Reform) lies or at worst "we have failed to deliver". This mental world leaves little language to describe the widespread existence of voters who don't think labour are the good guys, or who simply disagree with their moral vision - and so they have to be assumed away (Putin, trolls, disinformation, lies, "the far right" etc.).
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Some fucking CUNT actually sat down and wrote this and decided to publish it LMMMMMMAAAAAOOOOOOOOO

When do you think the last time he got pussy without having to beg for it was?
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remember when /b/ was the 'main' board instead of /pol/?
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>>82720521
tempted to join you in your sober october mission, give the old body a break
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>>82720536
>Big problem with things is that Labour, in its own account, considers its role as the good guys to be obvious to all, beyond question: the British people are fundamentally "decent" (if a bit dim and herd-like), and instinctively share Labour's moral vision and recognise Labour as its guardians. If British people sometimes don't vote Lbaour it's only because of Tory (now Reform) lies or at worst "we have failed to deliver". This mental world leaves little language to describe the widespread existence of voters who don't think labour are the good guys, or who simply disagree with their moral vision - and so they have to be assumed away (Putin, trolls, disinformation, lies, "the far right" etc.).
fascinating
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>>82720547
Yeah it fucking sucked. /pol/ was desperately needed, like it or not.
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anyway i'm a hypocrite because i haven't even watched animes in years.

been on that Jackie Chan Adventures, me.
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>>82720535

Not too bad. Only drank last Friday because I went out with some mates I hadn't seen for ages but other than that I've just been keeping to them wuppas. Even if I go spoons tomorrow which I usually do when I get paid I probably won't drink.
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>>82720557
NO NUT OCTOBER! NO NUT OCTOBER!
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>>82720551
you wouldn't last a day on Stormfront, kid.
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NORMIES call reading a two paragraph google AI summary "going down a rabbit hole".
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Don't tell the Apus just yet but Dame Jilly Cooper has passed over the rainbow bridge.
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>>82720572
More like Dame Jilling Cooper amirite??
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>>82720557
>I probably won't drink
You will
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>>82720580
Nostradamus over here!
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>>82720557
How many meals out and takeaways do you get a month, lad? Also how much booze? Can't imagine your finances work out from what you've said about your income (roughly a grand a month wasn't it?).
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for me it's Mills & Boon.
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They say don't check your investments daily, but that's half the fun.
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>>82720598
might say more about me than HHL, but i don't believe those 3-for-100-quid waggingtons last him that long.

not my cup of tea and i have no tolerance, but a 1/2 gram bag isn't lasting me the day.
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They say don't drink daily, but that's half the fun.
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You drink first, then check your investments, because if you do it the other way around you're likely to drink to excess
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>>82720617
Drinking daily is not half the fun, it's actually the only way I have fun anymore.
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literally no mention of ssm's breakdown on saturday night in the last thread. it not right. not one bit.
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>>82720640
It was at 8am. Most NEETs here are asleep at that time.
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>>82720651
Being asleep at 8am is the norm for almost all people across almost all of history. It's only in the insanity of the past 100 or so years that this has been turned on its head. It not rite.
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>The Queen has released a statement following the death of Jilly Cooper

this took me a second to mentally adjust.
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>>82720640
I don't give a shit about retarded lolcows
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>>82720640
i saw someone mention it but i did open the link. was on some 'youtube' domain, could be a virus.
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>>82720640
Probably spent the night ranting about Charlie Kirk. The fat low IQ racist mong.
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zoomers really be calling them 'lolcows' fo rizzle my nizzle.
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>>82720671
ssm is too stupid to be racist
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>Probably spent the night ranting about Charlie Kirk. The fat Iow IQ racist mong
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Here you go lads, get these fahkin cheeks in your faces!
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Really need to go shopping, I've basically been subsisting on a diet of jacket potatoes. Could do with some variation.
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>>82720686
find cellulite unattractive tbqh.
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if you were a DJ what would your DJ name be?
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SSM staying off drink for a while. He taking a break x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQbejCST3fM
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>>82720716
DJ BNWO
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https://youtube.com/shorts/4quoBN-O7sY cosmic kitty fuming
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>>82720716
DJ Spergy Jeff
with my hit new single "Stimmin' for the Women"
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not right how goths are treated in this country.
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>>82720682
Why have you just posted a picture of yourself? a thought it was against the rules here?
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>>82720731
coorrr, new arrival?
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>>82720731
As someone who's been assaulted in public for no reason before, feel sorry for the lass. Still struggle to use public transport again.
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>>82720686
I would unironically have sex with all of them
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>Why have you just posted a picture of yourself? a thought it was against the ruIes here?
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Jahans is a jannie on here.
I had a post deleted that asked about his name once. I never deleted it. Weird.
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>>82720742
Happened to my brother when he was a wee lad. Random African in his mid 50s (unemployed it turns out - why was he here?!) just walked up to him (about 12 years old, walking home from school with friends) and gave him a full arm extension slap in the face for no reason. He still hates going out alone now. Police caught him after like a month because he was going around doing it to random kids. For assaulting children he got a six month suspended sentence.

Fucking insane that we choose not to deal with crime in this shithole.
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Gotten up me x

Hafta conduct the other call soon don't i
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>>82720754
>Jahans is a jannie on here.
>I had a post deleted that asked about his name once. I never deleted it. Weird.
fascinating
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who the flip is jahans?
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someone just buzzed the flats downstairs
then buzzed my flat
'great, that'll be the postie'
buzz them in
wait
and guess what? NO post.
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>>82720748
You've done it again. Why do you keep doing this? Odd little incel behaviour. Noticed that you only do it when people point out mongs being racist. Must be a reform thing kek.
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>>82720768
Ancient dolly this mong keeps trying to force as a meme
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>>82720773
do you not get bored of this "MUH POST" routine every
single
fucking
day
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postlad has to be of the most banal gimmick personalities ever to shit up the thread
barely even hateworthy, just fucking so boring
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seems B-esque, that one post.

airs of racism when he's not as accountable.
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yep the dentalberg has definitely fucked my jaw muscle on the right, face is swollen on the right and it fucking feels weird, not as much pain as yesterday but I cant properly eat or talk much. Am hoping this fucks off in the next couple of days or else I might look into suing ngl. They really need to vet dentists for psychopathy, should have known from her massive vacant and glassy stare she had, they just fucking love inflicting pain dont they, weirdos. Very much not happy about this because I like eating food and now I'm going to have to potentially water fast to speed up recovery.
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AreAnge, greatest glowup in history.
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>>82720748
>a thought
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>You've done it again. Why do you keep doing this? Odd little incel behaviour. Noticed that you onIy do it when people point out mongs being racist. Must be a reform thing kek
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>>82720781
you know what would solve it? if the
fucking
post
arrived.
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>>82720773
He steals your post, takes your drugs, then knows that you will always buzz them in, because you are always waiting for a parcel.
You need to stick your head out of the window, and declare you want to see your drugs before you'll buzz him in. It's the only logical reaction now.
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>>82720761
Yeah I got sucker punched by a drunk guy right under CCTV and still didn't get a conviction. Police were fucking useless. Always on edge when I'm out and about now. That's fucked like your brother was a child.
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>>82720793
Got any more? I'm 3 for 3 now. Would love to see some more that you have.
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>>82720792
rare mongboy.jpg L. that was a quote from someone else.

you SHOULD have singled out 'ruIes'.
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>>82720794
you dropping dead would be even fucking better you boring fucking cunt
"ooo sorry m8 drugs are my personality cant help it" when you're not even talking about fucking drugs which would actually be more interesting
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>>82720798
>knows that you will always buzz them in, because you are always waiting for a parcel.
this is actually true: at least, it was a year or two ago. we'd have a bit crack on and he'd remark that he buzzes me because i always let him in.

>You need to stick your head out of the window
i do actually do this, but he (usually) walks around the corner rather than parking his van where i can see. i could yell but it's a bit of a Schrodinger's cat situation where IF i yell...
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>>82720788
Blad is behind most posts crying about Reform because he's scared they'll take his dole money
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>>82720791
She was a bit rough in them early years, for me it's 2012 version, just seems more accessible since she hasn't got rid of her paunch and had a proper haircut yet. Reckon I probably could have shagged her.
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>>82720803
Fucking mental. Though technically in my brother's case they did get a conviction, it's just that the sentence was suspended, so beyond some minor court fees literally nothing happened to the guy. It was, to all intents and purposes, functionally legal for him to go around assaulting children at random.

It was honestly surreal to see how the courts operated in real time. I think it was my first real awakening to how bad things are. The defense was just as ridiculous as it always is in these cases.
>he's a 'vulnerable person'
>helps 'in the community'
All that wank they talk. Throughout the entire process I was wondering where the justice was for my brother and the other kids. The courts and everyone in them were literally, with no hyperbole, far more concerned about the welfare of the random unemployed migrant who assaulted children, than the children themselves.
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Just another day with no access to air conditioning or modern dentistry
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>>82720810
i freed a spider earlier.
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>>82720859
truly the fucking dark ages, I cant believe I have to deal with jaw issues from private dentists, so fucking useless even the expensive ones are crap. I hate this gay little sad island.
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>>82720810
You're this wound up at the internet lol touch grass little man
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did we just learn the origin story of Blad's brother?
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>>82720886
I'm not blad lol, he's a cunt.
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>>82720862
Please tell me more about this auspicious act.
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>>82720836
Not all. Just one every once in a while. I too was once a racist trump tard years ago but abandoned it all because I realised they were all grifting cunts and focusing on negativity. I am for the betterment of humanity and reform will take us backwards, not forwards.
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By "betterment of humanity" he means turning England into a favela btw.
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>>82720910
You are for getting free money for sitting on your arse
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>>82720909
saw a spider in the top corner of my room, coaxed it onto a flyswatter, then jostled it onto the outside window frame.

would have just swatted it if it was a fly, but spiders are frens.
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>>82720920
Will still be better when the whole country is Birmingham. As long as he gets his dole that's all that matters. On the other hand if crime went down and kids stopped getting raped/stabbed BUT blad lost his dole that would be worse. For humanity you see.
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Gonna have a messy wank, cum all over my tummy and then play with and eat my cum. Thinking some Peta Jenson today.
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>>82720910
>I am for the betterment of humanity
You've never worked a day in your life though?
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Thank goodness for the useless eaters constantly bettering humanity.
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>>82720956
The cum eating poof?
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>>82720920
The "right wing" have done that already. It was the tories that invented the housing scheme to put the migrants into hotels. It was the tories that let in 1.6 million Indians into the country in 2 years. Immigration has skyrocketed after brexit. All the washed up tories that ruined the country are defecting to reform to do it all over again.
>>82720925
Correct. Nobody should have to work, it's slavery. We humans are treated as cattle. Humanity was never created to wear chains.
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>>82720962
So your grand plan to not be cattle is signing up for Labour's digital ID?
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>tories
>right wing
ppfpfpfHPhphaPPAHHHHHAAAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
what a fucking mong he is
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>>82720962
>Nobody should have to work
Thing is, they do work though. For you. Trying to dress that up as you're so empathetic and compassionate is ridiculous. You want free shit, behave.
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>>82720940
No lad I don't like her, too many sharp angles.
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>>82720971
Couldn't care less about digital ID. Your phone and computer is recording every keystroke that you type and more than likely have a dossier about you on some datacentre somewhere. Apple Google and Microsoft know much more about you than the government does.
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Crossy is a calming presence. you can FEEL his absence.
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Another win for the JuSt SiGn A pEtItIoN crowd, lads. The petition to not introduce digital ID got 2.8 million signatures and the government responded with:

>We will introduce a digital ID within this Parliament to help tackle illegal migration, make accessing government services easier, and enable wider efficiencies. We will consult on details soon.

...oh...damn. Well, I'm sure the next petition will work, even if the digital ID, online censorship and free speech ones didn't!
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>>82720982
You're dodging the point mong. Is Labour more in line with your betterment of humanity aims? All you post about politics is you hate Reform and the Tories. So what do you actually like? The one that gives you dole money. So just be honest, piss off with this "betterment of humanity" lol. Betterment of yourself buying video games.
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Taylor Swift's next album after the breakup will have a song about a small, crooked tree that makes no sound when it falls
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Wanting free money for doing nothing comes first. Made up drivel about why you don't like Reform comes after. Ffs last time you ever did something for anyone that didn't benefit you? Behave.
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>>82720989
what WAS their idea setting up this e-petition service? it's basically just Google.
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>>82720962
Stop falling for this, MY TEAM BETTER THAN YOUR TEAM!! is not a good look.

This came about in the late 1990s. This UNpaper from 2020 shows that our countries are importing mass amounts of people, due to believing the population will shrink significantly. It clearly is following scenario IV and V.

https://www.un.org/development/desa/pd/sites/www.un.org.development.desa.pd/files/unpd-egm_200010_un_2001_replacementmigration.pdf
>>82720989
We live in a country full of slow people. Slow to realise what is happening.
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>>82721005
The idea was that if a petition gets enough signatures it will be discussed in parliament. The reality is that if a petition gets enough signatures some intern will write a short reply reiterating the policy the petition is against.
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Taylor Swift - Twig
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Battery farming somalians for the betterment of humanity
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>>82721024
Silly Somalians, you don't grow batteries.
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>Digital ID will not be mandatory, unless you want a roof over your head and the ability to buy food from a shop.
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>>82721017
i watched (some of) one of the streams where they had a full debate and yep, they sure did.

but mostly they just say what already is the case. they don't even address the points.
>Stop kicking puppies.
>The government plants to kick puppies.

even in Parliament when they specifically mention it's from some e-Petition, it gets the same one-sentence one-response treatment as if someone just wrote to their MP.
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They don't even pretend to want to try and court a voter base. Their plan is very simple: import import import so you can win by default on demographics and then criminalise any and all opposition.
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Just done a massive poo and decided I'm bored with the wolitics talk now. Sorry! Lol!
Anyways. Cant understand why people would be upset over improving humanity rather than taking it a step backwards. Us that want to make things better will move on and little trolls can crawl back under the bridge and dwell in the darkness.
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>>82721062
>Cant understand why people would be upset over improving humanity rather than taking it a step backwards
Mostly just cos lads like you are preaching for it when you aren't doing jack shit to improve anything, that's all. Either way all it does is reaffirm to me that fucking no one in these threads knows a single thing about politics in favour of shitflinging extreme rhetoric.
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please keep your seething to 'sober HHL' levels.

thank you.
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>woke up
>put on my coat
>my little wooly hat
>step outside
>its 19c
>its NINETEEN FUCKING DEGREES
>go back into the flat

well I guess I'll just FUCKING STARVE instead of going to the shop then
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>>82721091
You could just take off the coat mate.
Was weird for me too, went out in a hoodie to stroll and get some lunch and was sweating when I got back in through the door.
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>>82721096
NO.

RISHI SUNAK HAS POISONED BRITAINS AIR SUPPLY AND SADIQ KHAN HELPED HIM

I WILL NOT BE A STATISTIC

IF I CANT WEAR A COAT I WILL SIMPLY NOT GO OUT
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>>82721091
Got the fan on me. In October! Can you bloody well believe it? Corr.
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>>82721091
not right what they're doing to you.
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>>82721101
SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE COAT
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might put on my waterproof coat to keep cool.
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>>82720510
4chan has needed sfw /b/ and "video game culture" for about the past 15 years.
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>>82721062
>improving humanity rather than taking it a step backwards
You still haven't defined this you've just said it. All we can glean is you want dole money, you don't want to work, you hate the native people and wish for their replacement by 3rd worlders. You won't even say what party you would vote for. You do nothing for anyone but yourself and dont care about anyone but yourself, so excuse us if you come off a bit disingenuous "bettering humanity". If you cared about that you wouldn't live the way you do. You want to eat slop and play Nintendo games, just own it.
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>>82721117
you forgot the twitter screenshots board too
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>>82721103
the eleets planned this.
they want comfy neets to burn alive
theyre jealous of our superiority and dont even care if i cant get to the shop
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>>82721122
cant you just order the groceries m8
dont let them keep you down
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>>82721121
wouldn't be a bad idea to ban these site-wide. TikTok reposts too.
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>>82721126
i dont want to talk to a paki who barely speeks english and they get lost and cant find my flat and demand i step outside to find them
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Blad the christian will be happier in the Islamic caliphate of britainistan
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>>82721136
Basically every philosopher ever has concluded that the correct implementation of Christianity in the temporal realm is through Islamo-communism.
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>>82721119
Never said I hate "the natives" I am one. Just the ones that seek to sow devision and hatred towards each other when we all live here. Love the black and brown people me they are the ones that deliver my games to me. It lovely. It lush.
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homosexuality = dogs
women = cats

(conditionality of love)
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>>82721151
>Love the black and brown people me they are the ones that deliver my games to me.
got any tips for a fren of mine currently struggling with brown-people deliveries?
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>>82720790
had a dentist put in a crown on my front tooth and he was pushing down so hard "so the glue will hold" it felt like he'd snap my tooth off.
two weeks later the crown cracked on its own because it was so tightly wedged in between the teeth, I went back to the dentist and he said it was my fault when I literally could feel it buckling under the tension and felt the actual crack happening.
he never fixed it because i'd have to pay another 80 odd quid. Scared to go back.
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>>82721136
We will be all long dead before that happens. Besides if you're still alive you'll love all that batcha bazi stuff. Wahey!
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>>82721151
You are politically aligned with the people who hate the natives and want them gone, ie you hate the natives. Betterment of humanity means no white Christians innit?
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>>82721158
Cant say for all delivery drivers friend. But the ones that deliver to me are fine just say thank you after each delivery and give them a positive review on the Evri app. They love their little badges they do.
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>>82721164
That's very optimistic desu, and you sound like a fucking selfish boomer. Because you are a selfish slug at the end of the day.
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I dont like Christianity I fink its fairly tales for babies but i like white ppl and scared whites gunna be gone ;_;
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I SAY USELESS, YOU SAY EATERS

USELESS!

EATERS!

USELESS!

EATERS!
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>>82721176
thanks for the insider knowledge.

>>82721134
they're fine they just say thank you after each delivery and you give them a positive review on the Evri app they love their little badges they do.
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>>82721165
Now you're words into my mouth. Again. Never said I hate white people. Im probably one of the whitest people on this board.
In heaven race won't matter, why should it matter on earth?
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>>82721190
ty 4 the insider knowledge but every time i got somethign delivered by a brownie they ring me and cant find where i live and then i wish i never ordered anything, i know what i like and its white white white
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i think when you turn 16, you should have to pick a lightsaber colour and then that's the one you have to stay with for life.
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>>82721197
Lad your own individual personal nihilism doesn't justify our people suffering more in this life than they need to. That's evil.
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>>82721032
It's only for work, jeez, but you might also need it to get health treatment, access the internet, access your bank account, go on holiday, go to the pub, buy your food, receive benefits.
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>>82721197
Forgot to add the word "putting" after the word you're. Apologies.
In before somebody posts mongboy.jpg
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>Im probably one of the whitest people on this board.
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>>82721212
Posted my hand here few times.
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So this is /nubritfeel/?
*looks around*
*walks away*
Ketmong spamming the thread with low IQ takes.
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>>82721219
And it's fucking sideways. Of course it is.
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>I am depressed and I want to be dead so everyone else should accept living with violent foreigners
Betterment of humanity moment
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>white
>spicy chillies

shooped.
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>>82721219
count the fingers its AI
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>>82721237
It was fucking shite actually. Tasted like soap and I spat it out immediately.
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>>82721231
*violent PARASITIC foreigners, lad, get it right
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>>82721227
i haven't posted any takes, i'm just enjoying the ride.
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>>82721242
Haha. not AI. You know it's not you're taking the piss.
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It seems your child has been enriched by a Rwandan who shouldn't have been here. Have you considered shutting your mouth to improve humanity?
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>>82721243
what are they? jalapenos? padrons?
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Having my daily after noon nap. Enjoyed the discourse. I will be back soon lads, take care.
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>>82721230
Screenshot it, then rotate and crop it and save it.
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European people historically preserved food through salting, drying, or turning into other foodstuffs (e.g. milk into cheese). In more recent times they invented canning and jarring.

Non-european people historically preserved food through spices.
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>>82721259
Honestly no idea. My next door neighbour knocked on my door and just gave them to me to grow. I was quite disappointed when it tasted like soap I wanted to put it on a nice ham sandwich.
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>>82721203
>>82721186
Why did you type these crossy style of all posts. Random
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Blads afternoon nap dreaming of Baghdad Britain
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>>82720984
Always feel tremendously comforted by backrooms shit.
Like I'm waiting for my mum to finish shopping.
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>>82721257
URGH, maybe you don't have the right to be here. Just because your ancestors have been on this land for hundreds of years, it doesn't mean you're more British than a foreigner that has only come here for gibs a day ago. They're clearly as British as you are.
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i am the most British because i am from the middle (Leeds)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-sQRS-Lc9k
Almost that time of the day, lads.
The need to doss is rising.
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METALFAGS ARE AWAKE

POST AMBIGRAMS
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>>82721331
I'm not a metalhead, but do like to shake my head violently sometimes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H4N8EdRzrk
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Still not sure how my mum passing violent islamists in town shopping improves humanity. I guess I'm not woke and compassionate enough.
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>>82720536
I think they know exactly what they're doing, and they don't care, because they're a coalition of spiteful mutants, who want to turn Britain into the Soviet Union (with curry).
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fed up of tankies running this country into the ground.
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>>82721349
It means b gets pip or something which is good for the human race which should all live on the island of great Britain or something
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>>82721353
Not incompatible with what I posted, lad. They could be spiteful mutants who are also true believers as a way to justify their actions.
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>>82720731
>My progression from "that's someone's retarded son who got loose" to "oh wait, he's only hitting women. It's a Muslim throwing a melty"
Says something, don't it.
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>>82721349
it's because your mum spreads positivity and cheer WHOEVER she meets :)
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>>82721370
he specifically skips the attractive woman, though.
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Thread seether trying to force out liked posters, in order to turn this general into a seething faggot only general.
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Lunchingham warming up is it
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>>82721369
they don't think in any way that the British are basically on their side though. They know exactly what they're doing, and are just forcing enough of it as they can in, before they inevitably get voted out at the next election.
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>>82721394
what are you having wor lad?
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Too much negative energy ITT
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>>82721382
He's a lazy mudslime who only attacked women that were stood up, or walked close to him.
Shows what world we live in when nobody cracked the cunt, but if somebody did, there's be women and fags round them complaining about "oh the poor BAME he dindu nuffin".
Less cameras, more people willing to dump bodies in holes in the ground, but the government know this is the real solution, so push the mass surveillance and allow fear mongering by allowing these people in, then punishing natives who speak up or act against it.
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>>82721424
Say something nice den, innit?
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>>82721424
/britfeel/'s chakras are misaligned due to the warmer weather. please be patient and normal service will be restored.
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I think if you put all your political energy into seething about Reform its fair to ask what you see as a better option tbqh
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I CANT TAKE THIS HEAT
ITS OCTOBER
IT NOT RIGHT
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i had a dream where i help a friendly duck in my hands
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>>82721454
held hot help
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Migrants eating swans for the betterment of humanity
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>>82721453
my flats getting really humid i think i'll get mold soon
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>>82721461
are these posts like therapy for you? a way a reliving yourself of pent up anger
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>>82721472
what's the problem, chuck?
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>>82721475
you post this stuff everyday, i can understand being mad about something but when is carried on for this long it becomes unhealthy
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>fuck reform fuck whitey caliphate now #Rudakubanagang
>nooo I just took a shit I'm not into politics now heeeeheee
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>>82721489
the way they're running our country is what's unhealthy. Forgive people for responding.
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>>82721504
>banagang
Yookay is doing everything but ban a gang. What you on about blud?
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I (real name Stephen Yaxley-Lennon) bought a smoothie today from Sainbury's
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not bad, these. wish duck tendies were more common.
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>>82721505
if you took a more stoic approach to things it would be better for you
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>>82721519
Don't go lax on the yax
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>>82721519
>bought a smoothie today from Sainbury's
what flaviour
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>>82721535
You must be 18 or olded to post on this website
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>>82721531
r tommy
>>82721538
strawberries, bananas, and apples
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>>82721535
Join the fabians, or become a trantifa tankie. Bunker down in a fox hole and get protected by a real man, while fondling her tita and sucking her cock as she shoots all le ebil facists coming to kill you. Or something.
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>>82721219
why do you have the hand of an 80 year old man
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>>82721550
very nice, you got me wondering the difference between milkshake and smoothie now
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>>82721560
milk in it versus not milk in it i assume
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>>82721559
It was my Grandfather's. He was good at gardening, so I thought if I have his hand taxidermied, then use that when doing gardening related activities, his greenfingered luck would rub off.
It quite obviously did.
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>soviet Russia good xD
How's 6th form treating you lad?
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>>82721535
Just keep appealing to the working class as downtrodden victims of an oppressive elite who will be removed and wealth redistributed. Communism is one of the easiest things to shill on paper it's just when you dive into the specifics it all starts to fall apart.
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>>82721576
not him but i watch this youtuber who was alive in the soviet union and he says it was ok if you're lazy and dont mind being poor
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curry conundrum: there are two takeaways near me that do phalls. one i've ordered from a few times, it's decent. the other i've ordered from once, it was LUSH.
however, the LUSH one has been removed from all the apps because it does not have a Food Hygiene Rating. not a BAD one, it just says 'awaiting inspection'. can still order over the phone or through their own site.

do i play it safe, or do i risk it all?
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>>82721593
Peter Hitchens strongly disagrees with that sentiment.
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Funny how the most anti-social introverted loners think they'd somehow do better in communal socialism
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>>82721590
Went to a philosophy lecture randomly last year.
Lot's of antifa types there.
First thing he said was "Communism doesn't work and any society trying to impliment it fails"
The seethe was palpable.
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>>82721602
how would he know tbqhwy?
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posting was a mistake.
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>>82721594
Thoses nuggets that smelled like they came off the hand of an indian after leaving the bathroom?
Albert Einstein.
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>>82721608
Well yeah it has to ignore the fundamental human desires.
Just remember, real communism has never been tried, even though it was implemented in a nation that had all of the main founders of the ideology in charge.
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i can name three successful communist societies just off the top of my head.
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The bitter pill to swallow is that life is just a bit shit and nature is cruel. As flawed as capitalism is, it is probably the best we can do as a species.
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>>82721621
>fundamental human desires.
I wondered if they will pull up the "100% robot labour society" as an excuse to try it again.
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>>82721611
>Leaving parliamentary journalism to cover defence and diplomatic affairs, he reported on the decline and collapse of communist regimes in several Warsaw Pact countries, which culminated in a stint as Moscow correspondent and reporting on life there during the final months of the Soviet Union and the early years of the Russian Federation in 1990-92.
No idea man.
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>>82721576
They teach communism in r schools now? No wonder these kiddos are fucked up.
Let's start teaching them that you can't be anything you want to be (I want telekinesis, but know no matter how much I believe I have it, I DO NOT HAVE IT, NOR WILL EVER HAVE IT), but if you work hard, you might get to do something you are interested in.
Tough love time, no you can't be a fucking unicorn, get a grip. (that's the tough part, now the love) What's up?, let's talk.
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>>82721623
Then why didn't you? Also what is your scope for "success"? Global prowess, the wellbeing of its citizens, the death count?
Mao is still yet to be topped for the amount of death following a revolution to communism, so that is a winner in that competition.
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>>82721626
could regulate it at least slightly, rather than have pure laissez fire shite, 'the free market will find a way'

i mean bakers WOULD just cut your flour with sawdust. and shit, people would probably still buy it. 'cheaper, innit.'
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>>82721626
ive still got my fingers crossed for a star trek style post scarcity society, probably wont happen though
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>>82721642
two of the societies i would name actually pre-date Mao.
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>>82721633
so he was there for a few months at the end?
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>>82721652
Yet you still dont name them.
Curious.
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>>82721626
>life is just a bit shit and nature is cruel
How? Cruelty is a human construct. A lioness keeping an injured animal alive so her offspring can learn to hunt? Not cruel, teaches a valuable life lesson and key survival tactics. Only when a human view it, it becomes "cruel", because the human thinks of emotions, and empathy as to how the other animal is feeling.
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>>82721665
I lost 2 IQ points reading this, that leaves 5.
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>>82721663
in the words of the hottest new meme, you didn't ask.
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The lazy selfish bald 30 year old's guide to political theory
>ok but just play let's imagine we don't have to work and get stuff for free!
>ok but let's play pretend fairy tales robots do all the jobs!
>ok but *smokes joint* money is fake anyway!
Really baffling how they haven't done better in life
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atchually you have to give me specific instructions because i lack social skills to imagine what other people would want from me in a normal conversation, also i cannot plan ahead at all, please wash my underwear.
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>>82721704
>ok but just play let's imagine we don't have to work and get stuff for free!
deeeee lads
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>all thought experiments are meaningless, I am very smart.
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>>82721691
I'm right. No matter how I framed it, or how you try to insult me and my point. You're trying disguised ad hominem. Saying how it is a low IQ take, and you've lost IQ points by just reading it, but then trying to say you already have a low IQ.
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>but if you think about it working is slavery dude. So everyone else should work so that I don't have to bother... that's socialism or something
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What happened to this place shutting down?

Everyone was saying their goodbyes at the start of September
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>i'm under 30, but i'm really smart and mature for my age.

n'awwh.
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>>82721731
chad moot just ignored the virgin starmer. we all outlaws in life
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Dude a 4 day work week would be better or something. So therefore I don't have to work because I believe in the workers proletarian paradise or something comrade dude
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the absolute state of my mates catberg
bitch got a bodyshape like a vacuum pack of hotdogs.
felinestein fed on stuff that costs more than the meals I make and has all all the fancy
Very womfy cattenbaum though. she lets you cuddle her all over and is very friendly to everyone, softest shiniest fur i've ever seen on a british shorthair.
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>>82721725
your life is meaningless to me, i cannot be cruel to you so your point of being insulted ( a cruelty) is made up bollocks and not applicable as you and I are both part of nature where none of this exists.
I had to lose another 2 IQ points to be on your level to explain this to you.
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>communist
>doesn't work
Keke
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>>82721731
4chan got some cool American lawyers. they don't have to listen to Ofcom.

UK ISPs could block 4chan, here, same way they block piracy websites and such. but it really isn't clear how that one will work in practice.
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>>82721748
Imagine the cuddles! <3 <3 <3
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>>82721748
cats are fine untill they shit in your shoe or bring home a half dead bird
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>>82721761
why would they shut down a 5 Eyes honeypot?
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>>82721653
Used to smoke for 10 years, looking back smoking is so fucking gross
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are there any helplines or people to text/call who can give advice/therapy or generally try to help instead of only being allowed to listen
think i might go through with oding but want to see if someone can talk me out of it or give me a reason to go on, i know its asking a lot but i have nobody else
will pay if i have to but don't want to give my identity away by doing so
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>>82721731
It won't until the US government implement their KOSA, and start censoring the internet, like our regional managers (government) are doing here.

Have you noticed an increase in demoralisation threads and posts?
>>82721750
>i cannot be cruel to you
Correct, but you do try.
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Despite rishi sunak and sadistic khan's best wishes I bared the heat and bought this chair for 30 good boy points
I'm gunna use it to throw my clothes on like a good little bedroom chair
All moneys went to charity too so supporting my fellow neets
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cats are not suited for human companionship. they were a Victorian fad/gimmick.

get a dog instead.
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I make up distinct groups to explain a point in my favour when others use my made up terms I scream "I am right poopoo pants!" when they use the same made up terms to prove my point wrong.
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>>82721786
if you have depression i think you can get talk therapy on the nhs
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>>82721786
Ring samaritans, I've called them a few times and chatted their ear off, it free and it impartial.
I've talked to em for hours at like 6am b4, sometimes u dont get through but just keep calling, they good lads at the end of the phone
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>>82721778
I think that's precisely why it hasn't happened yet. /pol/ is too much of a draw for the nazi and school shooter types.
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>>82721795
that was a very sad comic
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>>82721778
because for every piece of valuable intel, they have to sift through millions of posts by tranners and weeaboos. can you really blame them?
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Having a wee jar to take the edge off, limiting myself to 3 only today
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>>82721795
Already got one, now what?
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>>82721602 True >>82721593 and you had to have no ambition for business and be a yes man who blindly followed the rules - otherwise, you'd end up gulag'd. That applied even in the workplace, where colleagues and employers were encouraged to snitch and they themselves were accused of being spies and would lie to and get Ivan gulaged. Very toxic system
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>>82721820
the idea that some government spook is reading about a toxic poos is very pleasing to me
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>>82721830
>wee jar
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>>82721793
nice floor-wheel, lad. reminds me of Bop It Extreme.
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>>82721801
was in the waiting list but i gave up after waiting for a year. i can't wait any longer it's either reach someone within a week or i'm going
>>82721810
ive thought about it but dont think they're allowed to give advice. i know its asking a lot from a phoneline or public service but just want someone who might be able to combat how i think and help me find a reason to not end it all. it being free isn't an issue, i'm happy to pay if i have to
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>>82721770
This ones an absolute cuddler. She rushes to sit on people, purrs like a motorbike when you approach it. I've never seen a friendlier kittym

>>82721775
That one is a 100% a housecat, has lived its whole life indoors and at most will bring its little fish and bird toys to you. Cats should not be let outside without a hi-vis clown collar and even then you essentially reduce their life span.
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How do I get on benzos? Sick of this constant jaw pain.
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>>82721847
Give samaritans a go lad, just give em a lil ring, it aint so bad
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>>82721835
youtube man says everyone was stealing from work and buying stuff on the black marked because the shops never had anything good. the snitches was probably more of a east german thing
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>>82721786
>>82721847
You want someone to blame if they can't find a reason for you to live. This is the exact reason samaritans aren't allowed to give advice or talk you out of anything.
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Bought some used knickers nearly a month ago. Arrived today and I no longer even care. Has proof of wear pics too. Think my libido has tanked
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>>82721857
benzos are for anxiety, not pain. brings about a different type of comfy.

get some tramadols. but be careful.
t. 3 tramadols in.
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>>82721873
Try communism
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>>82721857
Just buy them online, they're disgustingly cheap.
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>>82721848
Look at that gorgeous kitty!
I wouldn't know where the floof finishes and the cat begins, 10/10
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>youtube man says
Zoomers are fucked lol
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>>82721891
>>youtube man says
>Zoomers are fucked lol
care to expand
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>>82721873
Wrap them round your cock and see what happens.
>>82721876
>communism is about the community helping each other (apparently)
Is this why most are gays and turn trans?, forced to wank each other of as a communal wanking session?
The left are weird af.
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>>82721864
I dont know about stealing too much, black markets were real and NKVD police was bad in Soviet russsia, ive heard stories about family relatives (not close) dissapearing
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>votes Labour
>doesn't perform labour
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>>82721786
>>82721847
if you've given yourself a week, and you're willing to pay in the longer term:
https://www.bacp.co.uk/search/Therapists
https://www.psychotherapy.org.uk/

go find a therapist near you. they usually do a free first-time consultation to see if it's right for you. and you can do pure telephone/video call therapy.

whether they outright give advice depends on what modality they use, but again that's something you can discuss. give some profiles a read, fire off a few emails. they won't go running to the police unless you are a risk to yourself or others (you can feel depressed/suicidal, think something like "i'm going to jump off a bridge after this session").
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>>82721857
Ask yourself if you want to be crossmong before you abuse benzos
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Kinographic, is it not
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>>82720571
I use DDG AI summaries
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What would your parents say if you brought pic related home as your gf?
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>>82721989
>old man looks at out of date technology
its over this century belongs to Xi
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>>82722005
probably ask where her clothes and real hair are
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https://web.archive.org/web/20110622034743/http://dontbubble.us/
cor sounds great, DuckDuckGo. i don't want websites to gather data on me and adjust content to suit my profile.

what's that? personalised AI, tailoring results to me? sign me up!
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>>82722005
Wish some mentally unstable immigrant would come and clothesline her over. That'd be quality content.

>ignoring your question because it's boring
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Weird showing from blad today tbqh. Didn't know he was all in with the muzzers.
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>>82722005
if my parents are in my home, i have bigger things to worry about.
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if you have to 'dress' goth, you aren't goth.
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Blad secretly converted to islam a while ago. He is now brother Ibrahim Sadiq Al-blendon
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Farting rn me

Quite rancid phwoar
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PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT:

There will be no laughter or jokes under Communism! It is reserved for special members of the party, not you!
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Man I've got myself in a pickle here. I knew I had capital gains to pay this year due to a work share price thing and I knew I had to report that fact. Turns out I needed to report it by yesterday and I only did it today. It says I MIGHT be charged for this error, but I'm hoping it's close enough that I'm just not. I can be very meek and apologetic. All seems like a bit of a waste of time to pay them slightly more than a grand.
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Daresay I didn't ask
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>>82722094
the yoot don't actually understand what goths are now. All of their tastes are just hentai fetishes projected into real life.
Goths were gloomy miserable fuckers, who were kind of dickheads, actually.
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>>82722056
meant for Christmas or something
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Back on the old 'rona me. Test's just come back positive. Stinging headache and blocked nose, garn on the pregabalins now.
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Hehe what if you brought girl home:o what would mum and dad say loool let's pretend xDD
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me? just doing some light reading. did you know REAL goth has never been tried?
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Might do sober november classic HHL style, feel like my drinking has gotten out of control
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>Goth male
faggot, lame, bender, gets abuse thrown at them from passing cars and local chavs, followed and harrassed

>'goth' Female
OMG HECKIN GOTH DOMMY MUMMY GOTH GF SO FUCKIN HOT STEP ON ME.

Had to stop wearing goth stuff in my neighbourhood because my self expression isn't worth the random abuse/shit thrown at me/ harassment I really used to love having my frilly black satin shirts and eyeliner but the absolute shit I got from the local mongs just wasn't worth it. I was followed by a gang of about 4 chavs once when I was a young lad all the way to my house.
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>>82722210
People who can't get their own life together but think they can tell us how society should structure millions of people give me the creeps desu
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Goes for HHL too. Not being biased. It's weirdly psychopathic.
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Idk man I just find it hard to believe that Taylor Swift had never taken a big one before. She's dated how many dudes, you can't expect us to believe they all had tiny dicks
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Like at what point do you make the leap from I cant do a basic admin job to I know how the government should be run. As if the world is a big lego sandbox for you to play with.
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can't wait to leave the UK behind. corr it will be lush
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>>82722349
t. migrant
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>>82722349
Where you off to lad a time machine to the 90s when other countries weren't just as bad?
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>>82722349
Get yourself a swiss visa, lad. It's great here.
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>>82722222
Hoping to be off the antipsychotics by Christmas, then i'm going on a massive fucking bender.
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>>82722379
NTA but my brother moved to Poland with his Polish wife and he loves it there
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAj2iX9xqCo
corrr imagine seeing this live
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>>82722294
why doesn't she have kids?
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I actually like living in this country.
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>>82722427
Why doesn't Shippy have kids?
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>>82722390
he's a lucky lad. Poland's on track to overtake the UK. would emigrate there while you can tbqh.
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>>82722450
Shippy's gone lad. It's over.
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The co in Tesco means Cohen rather than company. You learn something new every day.
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>>82722466
He'll be back once the nonce allegations are forgotten.
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>>82722294
That NFL player she's marrying is bound to be well hung.
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>>82722489
Is Shippy well hung?
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>>82722444
i still do, but only just. traditional/heritage stuff, on the way out. nu-progressive/futuristic stuff, not for me.
i used to feel like i just wanted to be comfortable: the basics, plus a few luxuries. but now it's the country and society as a whole. pretty inescapable, even richoids DO flee elsewhere.
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>>82722466
Kek sad af innit
>w-what about dolly
>h-he'll be back he wouldn't leave me..
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>>82722480
Asda = Asquith Dairies
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Wonder if they have regularly anal sex
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>>82722489
that's what's got people talking about it lad, she just released a song about his big willy.
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>>82722545
Well she doesn't have a tuppence apparently so they probably have to
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>>82722050
Apologies. Not sure what happened today. Went off the rails a little bit. I have just come out a 8 day depressive phase and now I'm back on my meds again I am suddenly ore stable.
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>>82722384
What anti psychotic are you taking? I am scheduled to go start taking lithium soon. The hospital need to preform several tests to see if I'm compatible.
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>>82722582
do people marry transgenders and we don' know now?
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>have regularly anal sex
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so today is just cursed, right?
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>>82722630
Source on that wee anime lassie there are kid?
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>>82722650
My fault that I apologise. I tend to go off the rails and over share things.
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>>82722664
not you b. it's the whole day.
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>>82722656
Maerchen Maedchen
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>>82722670
No. I will take the blame for it. I got carried away and it was me over sharing wolitics ended up taking up a large part of the discussion during the afternoon. Won't be doing that again. I apologise.
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>>82722427
Condoms, pill or cycle tracking probably
>>82722489
Idk man, I reckon he's got a shrivler from years of abusing steroids. The song is too over the top, like it's written in response to the lads in the changing room taking the piss out of him
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>>82722582
Lots of gay couples actually never have anal according to Chika. Oral only.
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surprised AI can just do pixel art. i mean there are only so many ways you COULD do SNES-style 16x16 RPG sprites and tiles, so i give even less of a shit if it's just remixing existing art.
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Disturbed by blad islamo-communism revelations. I thought he was redpilled.
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Imagine being with such a grindbrained capitalismmaxxer that details about your private sex life are open for a pop song that will be heard by millions of people. Even if he is actually big in the knob rather than the whole thing being fabricated.
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>>82722778
Not Islamic and not a communist. Stretching it a bit there lad.
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Hello Britbongs, when are you going to start hanging your politicians in the streets?
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>>82722808
Hello lad, when are you going to have sex?
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>>82721888
Where do you buy them? One of them dodgy jeet sites?
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>>82722821
No the darknet, it's very easy for anyone that isn't functionally retarded. You're not functionally retarded are you anon?
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>>82722819
Never, unless I pay for it, you?
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did anyone tell the apus willy wooper has died? the little coomers loved her books
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>>82722901
>you?
Married and 1 sprog
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nipping out t' shop
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Michael Haneke pre-order didn't come day. Probably commotion due to Storm Amy. Nightmare on Elm Street 3 tonight me thinks.
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>>82722985
Wrong board laddie.
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blads big belly
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I have quick question for druglad, the poster here who posts about getting drugs delivered. I assume he's using some darknet market to order them. All I'm curious about is how do they get safely delivered? I'm sick of local dealers ripping me off so I want to try and get them directly from an online source but I'm worried they'll be intercepted in the mail or something. Like what do they do, hide the drugs in an envelope then just post it through your letterbox? What's the deal?
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I want to suck a fanny
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For a start you're a mong
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>>82722627
rispiridone, I answered you weeks ago? again it's heavy duty and you need to follow that list so you do better in the first few months, be prepared, get stocked have social visits and so on, no druggies or other non medicated mentallers.
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Ruth's tasty cunt
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>>82723042
despite contrary belief r9k has never been an incel safe haven
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Bald's bald bussy
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>>82723090
Not him but my ex takes that, I did too much cocaine with her, it frazzled her brain and made her schizo
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>>82723132
Laugh at this mongboy
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>>82723142
Yes it has a few uses, schizophrenia being one of them.
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>>82722991
Which shop lad? What ya grabbing?
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>>82723132
Hahahahaha lol mongboy
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>>82722991
polish is it?
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>>82723055
Hi lad, one of the handful of lads here that participate. It's all sent through the post. The golden rule is only buy domestic, on the markets it states where it's being shipped from and you can usually filter by that. Safest option is to just do that with your searches so you're not even tempted by the often cheaper euro vendors. I've never had drugs sent from within the UK intercepted and I've spent quite literally thousands of pounds. Only time I got caught was buying weed from Spain.

Levels of stealth vary with vendor and product, but bare minimum will pretty much always be a padded envelope. If you're buying something stinky like weed it'll also be vacuum packed.

Key words you're looking for in reviews are stealth, and barrier. Avoid anything that's a new vendor or like an introductory offer.

Use some googling and dig out the darknetbible, and then have a peak on tor.taxi (clearnet site) for reliable tor links to markets.

You'll need to get monero, this is a bit challenging in the UK now as everywhere that sold it has been shut down so what you'll need to do is buy litecoin and swap it, you can find lists of these by looking up reddit threads using the terms 'xmr swap'.

Pgp encryption takes a little wrapping your head round, but there's tutorials that tell you exactly what to do and eventually you'll figure it out.

Happy shopping.
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What's stopping you achieving this peak male body ?
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>>82723218
literally ghoulish creature
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What is stopping you achieving this peak male body ?
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>not opening and running your own drug factory for a fraction of the cost
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>>82723090
Apologies lad I might have forgot. There's a chance I might not be able to take lithium so there might be alternatives that I can try, at this point I'm just agreeing to things they suggest to me.
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>>82723132
Did this myself the other day lad blad autocorrects to bald on iPhones.
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You had any recent game arrivals Blad? Corrr, waiting on Universal Credit ringing me to confirm my identity. Better hurry it up. Couldn't confirm online due to meme NI ID.
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>>82723218
This is the kind of feminine lad I'd probably suck off.
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Just had a pepperoni pasta bake from Aldi. Oh it was lush. Would definitely recommend.
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>>82723303
Just been paid myself lad. Not at the moment. Waiting on a 7 game shipment to arrive it was delayed in the post unfortunately. I will update you when it comes seeing as you've asked.
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hi pals
mining again
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>>82723333
i had chewing gum for din dins lad
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Did you enjoy music more as a teenager?
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>>82723303
it's all a faff. for me, they closed my claim after years because they weren't happy with my passport picture (dunno why it says 4 August here)

now i am waiting for the post. going to appeal.
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>>82723376
much more its just annoying to me now
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>>82723209
Cheers lad, I'll keep that advice in mind and I've bookmarked that tor.taxi site. Someone here mentioned Dread forum before so I'll give that a look at some point. If I'm being totally honest, all I'm interested in is buying coke (maybe a little MDMA) as I'm sick of being ripped off with bash product by local dealers seeking to maximize profit. If I bought say, let's say 100 quids worth of wokey I'm sure that would fit discreetly in a padded envelope, right? I'll let yous know if a transaction ends up being successful, once I find a reliable source who won't scam me I'll just stick with it.
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In the 90s, tonnes of hot British ecstasy dipped strumpets would have ran through fields of broken class to fuck this bloke.


Why?
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>>82723377
Fucking hell. Get as many documents as you can and go to the jobcentre and ask a work coach or whatever they are called to assist your claim, that's all you can do I'm afraid. Means you will have to wait a few weeks to get paid again, sorry this has happened to you lad.
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If fashion is your trade then when you are naked
I guess you must be unemployed year.


Semi naked in somebody elses room
Id give my whole life to see it
Just you stood there
Only in your underwear
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>>82723362
My appetite changes depending on what mood I'm in. Hope you're doing ok lad.
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Another day spent sat in me room unemployed x
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England looked better in the 60s. The England of the Kinks. Incredible time.

England was alright in the 90s with Britpop and Cool Britannia. Oasis and all that. Blair laid the foundations of fucking demise though.


Deep nostalgia.
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>>82722381
got an Irish passport my leed. Europe is my oyster.
>>82722379
>>82722390
similar situation. will be moving to the gf's home country where life is 4x cheaper and 10x lush
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>>82723417
aye it's grim. i wish it would at least let me use the journal, still, but i guess they know people would get abuse. claim's closed, innit. you had your warning (...?).

going to await their letter and see what the mandatory reconsideration route involves.
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>>82723451
Yep, the fall of Britain and the rise of the YooKay
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>>82723451
>England looked better in the 60s
There are reels on Instagram showing London during the 1980s. Nothing but white men in suits and the streets look A LOT cleaner. I really don't know how anyone can think immigration has been helpful for this country.
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If I should die, think only this of me:
That there's some corner of a foreign field
That is for ever England.
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>>82723444
doing well lad
thanks for the concern
just wasn't arsed to go downstairs and get food
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>>82723445
dont let it get you down lad your worthy of that job you just havent found it yet
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>>82723500
Just want a job lid. I want to earn money so I can fly back to Japan and enjoy life.
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>>82723476
>I really don't know how anyone can think immigration has been helpful for this country.

It is sort of a boiling a frog in a pot thing. Throw a frog in boiling water and it will jump out. Put a frog in cold water and slowly heat it and it will sit in it and boil to death.

We had the Windrush but it was pretty small relative to the overall population. Pakistanis in the 70s and the National Front kicked off. Thatcher tightened it down in the 80s. Then Blair got in in 1997 and made it VERY easy to get in here. Totally transformed the country slowly throughout the Labour reign of 1997-2010. Tories 2010-2024 carried on the same mega immigration policy.
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>>82723476
> I really don't know how anyone can think immigration has been helpful for this country.


They just think racism is the worst thing ever.
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I miss the England of the 50s and 60s.
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>>82723451
Lots of nonces roamed free in the 60s
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>>82723523
Are you the mong who thinks you should be paid 60k for knowing HTML lol you will never find a job
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it is mental how you just get a population that has lived together for millennia and decide to just replace them for no discernible reason
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Do most women prefer pretty boy twinks or muscle men? I feel like in the 90s chicks dug skinny boy alt rock Brit pop boys. Now it is all about muscles.

Just my take.
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>>82723500
He thinks he should get a software dev gig because he did a bit of javascript in school
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loony left has lost the plot lads
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>>82723476
https://ifs.org.uk/publications/ethnic-diversity-nhs-doctors

thanks immigration!
but like
actually thanks
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>>82723545
No mate that's not me
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no crosslad?
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>>82723118
And Britons were always black.
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>>82723562
Literally unnecessary, just forced on us out of spite. The NHS was fine without Somalians.
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>>82723543
Exaggeration. The early to mid 70s was peak noncing time. After golden age of nonces. After the sexual revolution but before second wave feminism had really taken off. It is in this era that Savile did his best work. When most of the Catholic priest shit happened. Back when rock stars would sing about shagging teenage girls openly and actually did. Bowie and Jagger and Led Zeppelin were all shagging 13 year olds. Totally normal ish back them. Absolutely wild.
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Imagine being 30 in the 1970s and being a nonce corr you'd never get caught.
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>muh doctors and nurses
Their talking points are literal memes in normieworld at this point and they still do it
How is it England continuously ran itself for 1,000 years and then after 1997 it became absolutely essential to dropship unlimited foreigners or we just wouldn't cope. Utter bollocks.
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>>82723587
Shippy? Is this you?
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Every GP waiting room in the country is filled with gigablack coal coloured flip flop enjoyers who look fresh out the Congo war. They don't work, they have never paid taxes, they are fully entitled to the NHS, housing benefit, PIP (lol). Nobody local even really knows who they are. They're just loitering around everywhere for some reason. It's taken as a fact of life the background of England looks like a fucking Oxfam advert.
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Given up on /brit/ is this place any better.
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>>82723645
we're good lads
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>>82723558
how do you know who that is?
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>>82723649
Just want a loser haven without the constant bickering about politics and other bollocks
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>>82723587
>that Savile did his best work
excusemewhatthefuck?
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>>82723666
>constant bickering about politics and other bollocks
oh dear
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>>82723666
i was the same lad
bounced around a few generals
but this is the best one
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Think I'll have a nice hot shower in a wee bit. Keep myself fresh. Got that voluntary work in t' morning. Quite a few things to get sorted this week. Oh aye.
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>>82723687
>but this is the best one
wow the other must be REALLY bad
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>>82723712
>Got that voluntary work in t' morning
what are you up to?
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>>82723727
/brit/ and brit/pol/ are horrendous lad
some others are alright but too inactive or too many foreigns
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Wyman#Personal_life
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Half of /brit/ is Americans. What's the point in that?
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dvdlad has an irish passport
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>>82723748
quotas
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>>82723686
For some reason, even though I can see it in this thread, I doubt it's as bad

>>82723687
Nice
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Pretty sure I didn't ask
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HHL loves taking hot showers
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might make my sainsbury's smoothie purchase a weekly occurrence
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Corrrr, they took my payment for Return of the Living Dead 4K a week early. Maybe it'll arrive early too.
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>>82723757
Might be because he lives there anon.
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i'm flirting with the idea of that at least
will have to see how i feel when push comes to shove
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Cant pick a user name for old school RuneScape lads. Hit a road block 1 second in.
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>>82723733
he's off to spoons to get wissed with is "wages" and will be "on that recovery grind" until the weekend when he will do it again
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>>82723804
rape123
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>>82723804
birdnestthief69
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>go to my local tesco express
>usual staff isnt there
>security fren isnt there
>just some 20 yo kid on the till and a muslim girl
>seems busy for a monday
>no bags near the tills
>ask the 20 yo for a bag
>he points where there isnt any
>tell him theres none there
>he grumbles and grabs me a bag
>get my pickings pay and head out
>theyre not opening the door
>stand there for a good few minutes
>still not opening the door
>make direct eye contact with the 20 yo behind the till
>nope not opening the door
WELL I GUESS IM INVISIBLE

I almost kicked off, luckily I was saved by some people who wanted to come in and the door makes a buzzing noise when someone is on outside trying to get in
Felt like knocking on the glass where the 20 yo is and when he looks up I give him the ol finger
but thats not fair on the other staff who I know quite well that work there usually
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I reckon you're just jealous of HHLs life. He gets to live the free life. Isn't told what to do daily by his manager. Gets paid for enjoying life he does x
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Bet these so called prime deals will be bollocks again tomorrow. I'll be happy if some 88 Films are on sale. Specifically Hong Kong Hong Kong, Pinocchio 964 or Gate of Flesh.
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>>82723815
the doors arent automatic?
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>>82723815
where do you live that they have to open the doors for you to get out at a Tesco Express? or did you just make this up?
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>>82723826
They turned them to manual because it's busy and people were probably shoplifting
They do, do that sometimes but the 20 yo had no idea what he was doing
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Are the majority here NEETS?
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>>82723836
>They turned them to manual because it's busy and people were probably shoplifting
state of it
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>>82723733

Err.. I literally just said, I got that voluntary work. Might go spoons after depending on how I feel.
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watching Sandman on Netflix with the long distance gf
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>>82723844
Its the Paki kids it always is, the pakis and the blacks. I go in there in the morning and I often say I saw him put something in his pocket, theyre tired of it all.
The store is brand new well probably about three years old now, but they only started doing the door - quite possibly cause I kept complaining, but they started doing the door about a year ago.
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>>82723848
They/them want you to tell them you're litter picking or w/ever
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>>82723403
Oh yeah lad you'll definitely get a significantly better deal online. Last time I checked there were a few places selling high quality for like 40 a gram.
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Just want to escape from technology and spend the day in mother nature with a girl.
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>>82723832
They did this near me when the gyppos were in town, luckily put it back to normal straight after.
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>>82723837
I think the ratio is 70/30 not sure. Might be a bit more 60/40.
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>>82723891
Back in the day around 2017 on the old dark web sites you'd get 0.5 free samples as long as you paid posting. Member I made off with like 4grams for 20 quid, was a good summer.
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>>82723377
I'd do the suicide game if they tried that with me. Just disrupt them in every way possible, waste all resources like police and nhs to get your bennies back.
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>>82723260
This is peak male body these days.
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>>82723895
did that last week, was lush
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Didn't ask though
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>>82723116
It's lush. Willy loves it. Birth control all the way.
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Lost a lot of posters through COVID, many fallen lil fat neets bodies just couldnt process the virus
very sad times, always good to remember the fallen frens
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>>82723945
I can't find places like that. Eventually you are cucked by motorways and expensive travel options if you want to leave the urban jungle here.
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Scumbag foid pigs parked on double yellow to go clothes shopping. Can't believe anyone here respects them. They are above the law.

https://youtu.be/8yZs6Y9LVfo
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>run ruthmong_auditor_routine.exe
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The digestive nappingham hath concluded X
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>>82723945
Need a passport to go there. That's not Great Britain.
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Turkish man shit gimmicks
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>>82724050
It's normally later this gets ran
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>>82724100
go to picrel then
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how fat do you have to be to need a nap once you've eaten food
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Miss Japan quite a bit me. Cheap booze from the konbinis. Nice clean and safe streets at night. Working public transport where everyone is quiet and minds their own business. Easy access to the countryside cause the trains are really good there.

Need a car for everything in this country.
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Bless her struggling to eat that slop.
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>>82724171
Snakemode, one giant meal every two weeks and then several days of immobility
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Turkish man white girl screenshots
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>>82724126
I'm not Turkish just for liking a lass of that descent.
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>>82724229
You fetishise white girls because they're exotic to you
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Never had a job or a girlfriend. Not sure I want either
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>>82723848
I'll never understand why someone would work for free
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Thoughts on R's rich father?
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Do some Shippy posts or pretend to be him. We all bored
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only uninteresting people get bored
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>>82724248
Age and political views?
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>>82724268
22, far right, why?
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>>82724258
Would you date a female version of Shippy?
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One of the gaza flotilla activists had his life-saving medication confiscated by the kikes while in pissrahelli captivity - When asked to hand them back to him, the pissraelis apparently responded with something akin to 'we won't be treating animals here', which does make sense in an evil way given the jews see all goyim as animals/beastly non-human slaves as per the Talmud et al

The greasy heebs probably had their way with Greta as well
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>>82724277
Doesn't the far right hate NEETs?
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>>82724268
33, don't care at all
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>>82724268
37, eco feminist
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>>82724243
I am white and can't get any girl.
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>>82724310
Turks aren't white
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Grim man in istanbul
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>>82724282
most British women look like this. that's why I got myself a foren gf
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>>82724316
Girls only want giga attractive men.
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>>82724268
56 it's all shite no matter which party
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"British rose"
Most paki thing I've heard in my life
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>>82724252

Ehh, it gives me something to do for a couple of hours on a Tuesday and I get on well with the other lads there. If I didn't enjoy it I wouldn't go. Simple as.
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>>82724331
Most incels online are non-White like you contrary to popular assumption
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Need a new one already jesus
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... The medication in question was insulin, and the pissraelis responsed with 'we don't have medications for animals here in this [military] prison'

Why are they so extremely evil and demonic lol

Truly they are of the (((devil)))
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>>82724268
25, national socialist lib dem
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>>82724268
32, monster raving loony party
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>>82724339
That's just how we refer to good educated lasses who aren't necessarily like them thots.
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>>82724268
40, I just write BNP on the front regardless of what it's for
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>>82724379
Nobody english says British rose. Its English rose. Your version is 100% paki. If you were English you would understand.
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>its because I don't go outside!
No proof of this. 3 years not one dot of proof of anything you've ever said.
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I won't post my 24yo british rose again.
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>>82724429
Prove you're British
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Ruthmong's skin is incredibly soft
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All chang please, all change please
>>82724527

>>82724527

>>82724527
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>>82724463
No because R wants to see me punished.



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