vegetable editionhot tip: add chicken broth to cabbage stir fryprevious >>82739309
>>82747955I liek gay butts and i can not lie
i prefer my veggies to be in juice formhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gu7Mtq4Hvw&t=11
>>82748000nice trips my bootylovin fren
Saw a twink todayBody was tea, the way he walked was alluringBut his face was... weirdIt's like if a ginger and a chink had a kid, y'know?Guy was so pale but his eyes were just... eh?
I saw a fat man who had that typical lizard brain demeanor
I saw nobody because I don't go outside
https://tagmap.io/tag//r9gay/r9gay tagmap. let us see if it works
wish gay love was real, too bad literally only i experience it and everyone else is larping or chad only
>>82748920fun idea i added myself :)
>>82748925weird ego you have almost histrionic
Gay love is fantasizing about meeting up and marrying the guy you're talking with on discord, only to unanimously ghost each other after a few months.
>>82749244For you, because you don't try dating apps and meet up irl with the gays nearby
>>82749268>the gays nearbyslim pickings
hebban olla vogela nestas hagunnan, hinase hic anda thu, wat unbiddan we nu?
>>82749284Better than nothing my dear beloved
>>82748920>>82748995>1 pinso did anon lie or is this a glowie map
>>82749314idk if thats true, how could a 22 year old date a 50 year old man? at that point i'd rather stay alone
>>82749329>No one around a my ageNot the whole truth
>>82749315it's probably a glowie map but try the r9gay tag without the / /, there are some more people there
>>82749329Generalizing people around you like one undesirable caricature tsc tsc tsc not good.
>>82749330they're either in hiding like me or they don't exist, either way it results in the same thing
>>82749338They're on the apps you refuse to try.
>>82749341>muh appsnice try fed
Gay is dishonourable. Don't you want your family to be proud?
>>82749268Yep, I'll meet a bunch of amazing guys that will leave me the second I'm not attractive anymore, fuck they might cheat on me if I can't put out due to health reasons, I didn't get HIV yet maybe I should follow along with the stereotype and get pozzed?
>>82749361>Never tried how many more times you'll try that e bf from discord thing only to ghost or be ghosted?
>get bf on the apps>haha you have no asshole dude you're a riot>w-what?>you mean it?>*upchucks everywhere*
>>82749368listen hue, there is one type of demographic on the apps. those are people looking for hookups. im not into that and wouldn't be compatible with anyone who is. so whats the point of even trying?
I have no bf and I must kiss.
>>82749429kissing with another boy before declaring yourselves boyfriends?you're such a whore.
>>82749584I've said no such thing.
>>82748920haven't seen this website in a while. you didn't have to make a new map, we already had one
>>82749268What if you try the dating apps and you get rejected for not being chad?
I just watched Hannibal (2001)
>>82748920Even on the original tagmap there's not a single pin near me this is life as a non chad top I will never ever have sex
Here's a question.In which culture did/do gays have it best?Can be anything in modern day or in the past.
>>82749990Sacred Band, my beloved...
>>82749990I'd assume modern day since you have the internet.Any earlier, you just had to hope you knew someone who happened to be gay, or take the dahmer route.
>thank you for playingGod I love when video games validate my time spent with them uwuReally sunny day outside for once. I did want this but after getting all sweaty just from carrying groceries I am questioning my desire for warmer days. I could go for a walk or even do some exercise but I feel like gaming more.
>>82746248Probably the most messed up thing I read here
>>82748920Prediction: it either doesn't work or gets flooded with tourists who posted here once or twice
>>82749375You're like one good spammer in these threads. If I could I would torture anyone who posts same thing over ad over again but you get a pass. A no asshole pass I guess.
>>82749874He already explained the reasoning in previous thread retard. Follow the plot.
algun sudamericano en el hilo? =^)
I'm pretty sure that not even a bf that loves me very dearly, and that I love back, could heal my ill of living in this society. Eventually, our sweet moments would be interrupted by reality, and I'd crash out and get depressed and anxiousI need love, but I also need a revolution, both outside and inside. Maybe I'm just a very defective human
>>82750431boy dont even begin thinking ur wrong when u know very well things are ordered in a fucked up way in this world... are you into literature? youd find some answers in marxist writing i believe.
>>82750443>marxistfor sure! I like Mark Fisher a lot and watched essays about him, he was right about everything. Might actually read his book fully>ordered in a fucked up wayoh I know, it seems like I'm not the only one, but it's not just the systemic issues, it's also the very small things. I want a life where I can just take it easy and never feel like the world is ending because I'm late
praxis with your fbf
>>82750491>watched essaysthat you say this with a straight face makes me very sad
watching video essay with your fbf under sheets
>>82750509sorry, not a book person, but there are valid tubers doing them, don't be prejudiced. I can always start. Better suggestions?
giving homeless people fent laced benzos with fbf
kissing during the revolution unfolding with fbf
are boys objectively cuter than girls?Be objective!
>>82750530dont mind that guy. youll find everything you need on marxists.org, reading guides and all. i do suggest ignoring video essays and developing your ideas a little more personally.
We need a poll to find the actual politics of r9gay, are we more liberal with just vocal conservative minority or the other way around?
>>82750530>sorry, not a book personthats called being illiterate, anon. im sorry you didnt get a proper education, genuinely. most schools literally do not teach how to read anymore, not really.
car anon was making utterly retarded choices. dont be like him
>>82750604you cant be a "marxist" if you cant even read marx's writing l fucking maodid you ever wonder if maybe ~capitalism~ wants you stupid and illiterate so youre helpless? fight back.
I bet most of the revolutionaries with Lenin and Mao were illiterate but they do get a pass for being in Russia and China and happening in the past respectively.
>>82750664are you always like this? do you REALLY think condescension and talking down will make anyone want to talk to you?
>>82750696people saying reading doesnt matter deserve utter ridiculeif you read as many things as i have, you earn certain rights and privileges. sort of like being a professor. its hard not to make fun of people when i know their own supposed beliefs better than they do.
>>82750691the key thing is, socialist ideas are not gospel handed from on high by the prophet marx. thats how "marxists" talk about it, but in fact, socialist ideas flow from a thoughtful consideration of the world and the things and people in it. thats why socialist ideas have been present for thousands of years in various iterations and forms..."bread and circuses" in rome was a form of socialism in fact, and it came about not from "theory" but rather from the obvious necessity of keeping people fed and not letting grain merchants hoard supply and form cartels to keep prices up, which is what was happening before "bread and circuses." you dont need to have read or heard of marx to agree with socialist ideas -- but if you claim to be a "marxist" rather than a socialist, you had better have actually read marx.
I'd want more of a social democracy that still rewards innovation but at the same time provides a basic safety net to all people. Like even if you don't work you should get a barebones apartment, enough food and medical care.
>>82750636I'm pretty sure it's mostly right leanin with meow, huebot and pxlschizo being known leftie spammers who post a lot tho the last one is very anti trans which is funny.
My bf is not going to be economically illiterate tranny or a flamer
>>82750724You can go to a prison to get free dental care since you don trust dentists btw. Personally I suggest you go the combat sports route and get punched in the face while damaging your teeth. It's natural and not castration so you may like it.
>>82750781Why would anyone work then? Don't get me wrong that sounds good but I don't think workaholics or motivated people who enjoy what they do are a majority of the work force.
>>82750888you cant imagine someone working for a reason other than being forced?
>>82750888because I think most people would want more. When I say barebones I mean barebones like the least things necessary to keep you alive. While some robots would be happy with that a regular nomie won't. He will want more.
>>82750922dont lump me in with your zero self worth nonsense i want to be comfortable
You need familial love. You need care.
>>82750658The only Tesla for under $20k near me is a 2019 Tesla Model 3 for $19,497. I also don't want a Tesla.>>82747727Kbb says it's a great price, the fair market range is $17,487 - $21,178. The only other Impala near me, under $20k, under 70K miles, is a 2014 LT w/ 41,269 miles for $15,695. But it's only a 4 cylinder.
https://youtu.be/2RhSr28ay_0Thank you to anon who linked windowledge's channel a while back I got to see this masterpiece. Very funny very autistic.
>>82750906Yes actually, if you could have all your needs taken care of there would be no need to work. If they like working so much they should do it for free.
>>82751167you only ever did work in your life to cover needs? never worked on something pleasureable? never worked on something with someone else? a partner or a group?
>>82749385>there is one type of demographic on the appsThat's your greatest incel misconception. Generalizing everyone these under one category. No, anon. There are people on dating apps looking for more than just a hookup. You would know that if you had tried, which you never did. >What's the point of trying Seeing how wrong you are about everything
>>82749365>Be lonely fag forever instead Wow so much better than meeting someone irl
>>82749879You didn't get rejected by everyone. You are omitting the part where yiu rejected some people because they weren't chads
chadbot and huebot get into a loop and keep posting for eternity. >go on apps!>no because I am not chad!repeat forever.
>>82751311You love it. Why haven't you tried, though?
can we not have the only pin on the new tag map be in FUCKING IDAHO?
Have any of you fallen in love just from heading someone's voice?
who wanna hear me play guitar and fall in love
>>82750652Actually I have ADHD
>>82751455darling you are starving for affection if that's all it takes
>>82751442idaho is a gem
we like idaho here
hey heyy fantasy map anon here i made some progress on my new map ^^
these threads are what happens when a man is alone for too long
The thread has been decidedly anti-comfy as of late, too much politics and preaching.
Would you go to a nudist beach with your bf?
the football team captain stops mid game to run towards me and pick me up, he carries me on his arms to a place where we can't be bothered, the sun sets over us and he sucks me off but romantically tho
>>82751635I don't really see the appeal of a nudist beach desu. Unless it's just a "no kids allowed" beach, if not just go a regular beach.
>>82751630some discord trannys found /r9k/ after the kirk incident
>>82751635Yes but he has to wear a blindfold
Is going 3 days or so where I eat very little ,one meal a day and then having 1 day where I just pig out healthy? fat neets desire to know because that's what I've been doing.
>>82751221That's not profitable and not what we're talking about. >>82751269The greatest chud misconception thinking all incels are the same. Oh wait that's just what you do. Beep boop.>>82751311Because they're actual bots only capable of saying one thing over and over so every conversation with either of them will be the same.
>>82751455You can't fall in love with someone based on something as superficial as looks or voice. That's not love that's just lust.
>>82751758so for you, work is only there as long as its for profit?
>>82751775What if their voice is really soothing and he says cute things about me?
I think normies would still work even if they weren't forced to in order to live because the lifeblood of normieism is one-up manship, keeping up with the Joneses and shaming others to get ahead. Those major motivators would still be there as well as the extrovert factor meaning they would go insane if they're at home alone and not in a workplace environment or a place with workers like a restaurant or movie theatre.
>>82751568Amazing, keep up the good work>>82751630Hue has nothing better to do and tranny obsessed schizo started posting again>>82751635No, exhibitionism is disgusting. No one should see your naked body except him.
>>82751802I have coworkers who refuse to WFH so they definitely exist.
>>82751846if i worked from home i would never do any work
>>82751311>go on apps!>no because I am not chad!This isn't accurate though cause I did go on the apps and it didn't work because I'm not a chad
>>82751311I'm so guilty of this mindset. I'm struggling to understand why anyone would wanna date a post-twinkdeath manlet.
>>82750888Why would we work in a world where machine labor is more efficient and productive than human labor? The human just gets in the way.
>>82751918could you imagine dating one?
>>82751944Yeah, but as long as they aren't miserable pricks like me.
I like how someone showed interest in being a commie then got gatekept by a guy sticking his nose up at the non-book reader, how very bourgeoisie
>>82751965well there you go. if you can work on the prickly part (easier said than done), sounds like you'd be good to go.
Meow me when my future bf triggers my bpd and I don't love him anymore
>>82751984ooh that kitty is more than mildly startled he's ready to throw some paws.
I haven't showered for 3 days and feel gross and now I'm thinking about that poster who didn't shower for over a week and wondering how
>>82751997moisturized in my lane
>>82751997me, I just don't feel bad until about a week or so. Should be known I've always had very poor hygiene so I'm used to it.
>>82752026I couldn't sleep last night because I felt so grimy and itchy. That's how badly it affects me
>>82751996So am I yay
>>82752033I get like that after about a week and a half to two weeks. More often during the summer where I sweat a lot.
I'd throw paws with meow but I'd win cuz I'm more powerful than him.
Step one in developing discipline for Story start showering every other day and start doing the laundry more often.
>>82752057A lot of it is because I have very thick hair and beard stubble that grows in after 3 days. If my hair growth weren't like that I think it wouldn't be so bad
>>82752088Not possible demeow I'm epically powerful
>>82751676depends what you have during your one meal, how much pigging out is and if you get any exercise.
>>82751819What a pearl clutching prude you are
>>82751758Maybe you're not like all the other incels, but you definitely didn't try the apps before and it shows
>>82751882Maybe it didn't work because you rejected everyone who wasn't a chad just like you accuse others of doing.
>>82752277There were no chads for me to reject there was only uglies and even then none of them wanted me or messaged me it's over
>>82751819>Amazing, keep up the good workthank you os much anon :) i'll post more when i have progress to show
>>82751091Welp the impala has already been sold to someone else despite being in the lot for less than a day. Must have been a good deal.
>>82752305>Rejected the uglies >Is oneFinally we cracked the case
>>82752110you'd need to reach for a weapon to take me on, I'm just too powerful for you.
>>82752369Never said I rejected them I said they rejected me and how do you think being rejected by ugly old men makes me feel? clearly I am a 1/10 and I'm not even a below average male I'm not even a non chad I am a hideous deformed freak that will never ever have sex
>>82752305did you assume they didn't want you just because they didn't message you first? Maybe they assumed you didn't like them because you didn't message first
>>82752371Why? Idgi waa
>>82752418I swiped right on everyone though
>>82752407why do you think you were rejected? instead of just saying you're a mutant, can you pinpoint anything explicitly said to you? when did things go sour with each person?
>>82752407>how do you think being rejected by ugly old men makes me feel?I think you weren't really rejected by them, you're just delusional and haven't really tried. Alas It's you rejecting the uggos on the apps, not the other way around
>>82752465>swipedI love how you inadvertently admit you didn't even try grindr and don't even know how it works despite claiming otherwise
>>82752471He wasn't. He's making shit up. He barely even try. He's got the Eliot Rodger mindset where each second of his life where men are not vigorously throwing themselves at him, counts as rejection
>>82752471Yeah they made fun of my height and my small penis and how poor I am and they all ghosted me it's over>>82752522I messaged 1 guy on grindr who actually responded back and said that he was interested but he's too far away and then he ghosted me and that was it everyone else ignored me and no one messaged me
>>82752581>they made fun of my height and my small penis and how poor I amNever happened
>>82752587Did happened keep coping chud
>>82752581>Yeah they made fun of my height and my small penis and how poor I am and they all ghosted me it's overdamn, what did you say to them to provoke that?
>>82752581>Got a response >Didn't work because distance So you're not as bad as you have been saying. >Everyone elseYou didn't message anyone else. You just sit behind an empty profile expecting other guys to do all the work while you just stand there being admired like the little princess you feel you deserve to be.Imagine if the other guys thought that you not sending the first message is a sign of rejection just like you think that about them
>>82752596On 4chan, lmao. Not on the apps. You're making excuses for not trying. You never tried the apps, you didn't even know grindr doesn't have a swipe mechanic
>>82751846why would you want your home to be your wagecage
>>82752617They asked me how tall I am and how big my penis was and what my job was and those were their responses>>82752630What does it matter where it happened it still happened just because it happened over discord instead of tinder doesn't make it any better and I know what grindr is
COME HITHER, HOMOSEXUALSkinda nervous, just sent a pic/video of my dick to someone and I need your opinion on itGood? Bad?https://files.catbox.moe/d0eq60.mp4
>>82752659nice dick anon i love it you look super hot ^^
>>82752659you got a nice cock but u can make it look hotter. sit down, spread your legs, play with it
>>82752659it's not bad bro, but I find close ups usually look nicer. also in a sitting/laid back position with your camera pointing down from your chest. you can really show off your length well and also have it tight in your undies to luridly pull up to then have slap on your tummy (people always think that's hot imo) you got a good cock, so most angles should be fine tbdesu
>>82752659Good schlong would give love and a home in my heart
>>82752677yay ^_^>>82752693>>82752700*taking notes*
>>82752658>They asked me how tall I am and how big my penis was and what my job was and those were their responsesNever happened
>>82752725It did happened all bottoms find me ugly and repulsive and they can't help but tell me how disgusting they find me
>>82752658>What does it matter where it happenedIt matters because you slipped up and was caught lying about trying grindr, which is all you do here: lie about trying. You never tried any apps. You were rejected by 4chan anonymous strangers and got brutally mind broken by it. You never tried the apps and that's why you don't have the results
>>82752455because I'm more powerful than u
>>82752658>happened over discord instead of tinderSo all and all you never tried dating apps and you only got "rejected" by some random anonymous poster from here... Anon, maybe you don't want to try the apps because you don't want to be proven wrong. You want to feel sorry for yourself and pity yourself in a way that only 4chan allows.
>>82752658>What does it matter where it happened it still happened just because it happened over discord instead of tinderBecause people on the apps are actually looking for a date, unlike the anonymous trolls you talked to on discord, which were only looking to bully you and break your mind, and they succeeded
>>82752753I did try the apps and I got no matches and no messages no one swiped right and no one messaged me this means I've been rejected hundreds of times over and will never ever have sex because I'm not chad
>>82752760>Because people on the apps are actually looking for a CHADFTFY
>>82752739Yeah, on discord with god knows who anonymous shitposter getting a rise out of you. It happened once, maybe twice, and that was enough for you to give up dating entirely. So weak willed You never tried dating apps
>>82752658>know what grindr is>Didn't know how it workedNever tried
>>82752659......It's been 15 minutesI scared them off......
>>82752658bro, this has to be a falseflag. this is the silliest thing i've read today. what are you doing to yourself, man.
>>82752785this like a grindr dude asking for pix? could have upped and ran with the fap material. otherwise idk
>>82752772You don't know what they're looking for, you never tried. The people who "rejected you" you found them here and talked to them via discord, not the apps. My worst nightmare is to mentally break someone like they broke you.
>>82752785Your cock looks juicy don't bother with baiters anyone would be lucky to slurp it up like a popsicle
>>82752794latina transgirlshe sent pics, i sent *that* and now it's complete and total silence
>I tried dating apps they didn't work>You didn't try dating apps yet you need to try them>I tried dating apps they didn't work>You haven't tried dating apps yet you need to try using them>Dating apps don't work I've tried them and failed>You haven't failed you haven't even tried yet>I can't get a date or have sex>Have you tried using a dating app?>I've tried those and couldn't find anyone>You didn't really try you need to try harder>I tried using tinder and no one swiped right on me>You never really tried you need to try using dating apps>Dating apps don't work for me no one wants me>Dating apps are full of people looking to date>Everyone I talked to rejected me>No one rejected you you're lying
>>82752817thanks, anon :)i thought i was getting the hang of "hookup culture"guess I don't...
>>82752767You didn't try shit you didn't even know grindr had no swipes and you just admitted your interactions happened on discord where you didn't even show your face, only your height, and some picky anonymous bottom you met here ghosted you and completely wrecked the little self esteem you had. You never tried dating apps
>>82752818who knows man. hopefully xe's just being retarded and will respond soon.i once sent dick pics to a transgirl and they ended up posting them on their discord server while in vc with their friends (didn't see any complaints from them before blocking xer and leaving the server tho cuz i got a nice coxx *sunglasses_emoji*)
>>82752826>>I tried dating apps>Casually mentioned his "rejection" happened on discord >Didn't even know how grindr worked Never tried
>>82752832Don't worry about it too hard there will be others like there's a bunch of fags here drooling over your cock
>>827528371 of several hundred rejections happened over discord keep seething your kike apps don't work unless you're chad
>>82752818>latina transgirlIf you don't like boys you are trespassing this thread and need to leave after showing more of your dick
>>82752741Meow not scientifically possiblay
>>82752850The only rejection you went through happened on discord with someone from here apparently, the one who "mocked" your height, and my god you never recovered from that one. Other than that, you have never tried dating apps and it shows.
>>82752659>tiny>cutngmi
>>82752867you don't even understand science, I'm a scientist. It's over, I overpower u easily.
>>82752863>>82752677>>82752693Bottoms here will lust over chad's dick but if they ever see mine they call it hideous and block me and threaten to kill me
>>82752876>that>tinygot damn you size queen niggas>>82752888this just shows how horny this thread is and how more anons should themselves off
>>82752876That's not tiny at all, porn addicted size queen
>>82752871You keep bringing up dating apps but you never address the problem of me not being chad this proves your insincerity
>>82752888That happened like once and you got mind broken so hard.
>>82752836>>82752848thanks anons, I'll keep it in mind to not think about it too much>>82752863I like boys too :)
>>82752893>>82752894it looks tiny compared to mine therefore it's small
>>82751775>You can't fall in love with someone based on something as superficial as looks or voice. That's not love that's just lust.but you would never date a boy who was fat or had a fagccent or forgot to put on deodorant and is really embarrassed that he smells! so why are superficial characteristics good enough for rejection but not for falling in love?
>>82752884Not true I win yay
>>82752901You never tried them, you drooling chad obsessed retard. You don't want to find out that gay guys on the apps aren't all like that random anonymous bottom who rejected you on discord.You want to feel sorry for yourself. Self pity is your drug of choice
>>82752913hmmproof?
>>827528881. I'm not a bottom2. This guy's not chad3. I don't know you. You seem sad, I'd hug you and give you a beer.
>>82752924you say, without science backing you up like it does me, you lose, I win again. Yay!
>>82752915Love is something deeper. That's just a crush on a stranger you never met. You're not really in love with this person, you don't know what they're like.
>>82752888you should show yours too anon im sure i'd like it too :)
>>82752908People have made fun of my penis more then once and they have made fun of both it's overall appearance as well as it's small pathetic size which is why I am a clittycel to this day and my tiny pathetic white pecker will never penetrate anyone and it might as well be locked up in chastity for eternity or just cut off because I will never be able to use it for anything besides urination because I am not and never will be a viable sexual mate for anyone>>827529301. I'm not chad2. That guy's way hotter and better then me3. I am a clittycel
>>82752913No it doesn't. You have a tiny pecker. Prove otherwise or sulk
>>82752888>>82752930>chadlmaoi've always been a sheltered kidi think this is like the 2nd time i've ever shown anyone my dick, and i'm already in my mid-20's
>>82752927Fuck off whore>>82752933If you were strong soerm you would win but you lose Opa
>>82752939Every time I've shown someone my penis they've insulted me or ghosted me or both which just further proves how ugly I am I can't even get naked in front of other people or take off my shirt because of how hideous and grotesque my body is the only reason why anyone would want to see my body is that they could laugh at me and mock me for being ugly just like they have before
>>82752944I wish sigh but it's humongous
>>82752961>no proofsmall penis haver
>>82752947You've had people compliment your penis and no one has ever done that for me you are already leagues above me in looks and you're probably taller and stronger then me and better looking then me and have better hair then me and I could never compare to you because I'm not chad and I will never have sex or have someone interested in me like you do because you are better then me in every way
>>82752973>Every time I've shown someone my penisLiterally once on discord. That person broke your mind for real. Other people can appreciate what someone else rejected. You never tried
>>82752987So you have abysmally low self esteem and is addicted to feeling sorry for yourself? That's what I'm reading.
>>82752973you fat or something? have a cut dick? if you are cut, how tight is the cut? protip for anyone insecure about your penis: uncut dicks can literally never look bad. i'm saying this as someone who is cut and likes cut dicks. the only dicks i've seen that didn't look great were cut. doesn't mean all of them ofc just stating the real true world situation on this matter (THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION)
>>82752943>People have made fun of my penis more then onceYou still have never showed it here, nor the apps that you never tried You're running away from those compliments because you want to feel self pity
>>82753001I have an abysmally small penis and I'm addicted to my hatred for bottoms because they reject me for not being chad is what you should be reading
>>82753015You are addicted to your monumental pity for yourself. A bottom rejected you on discord. Get over it. You never tried dating apps, didn't even know how they work, the only memory of rejection you could exemplify happened over discord
>>82752973i think you're just very hurt anon, i will not laugh at you nor ghost you, but i also don't wanna force you into a situation thats uncomfortable. wish you all the best <3
>>82753005Yes I am incredibly obese I weigh 140lbs at only 5'5" tall and I have a disgusting ugly 7 inch uncut penis with phimosis it is hideously ugly I've been told
>>82753081ugh no wonder peeyew...
>>82752961I AM strong, so I win as usual. Yay!
>>82753028>I think it's a real shame that all those bottoms hurt you for not being a chad>Also I won't be friends with you or associate with you in any way shape or form since you aren't chad but I wish you all the best teehee. <3Wow gee thanks guys really appreciate it..
>>82753081some phimosis dicks are cute tho and besides isn't that treatable?
>>82753086See it is gross isn't it I am fat and ugly and gross
>>82753119based anon farming the compliments>>82753144ahh man you weren't joking? get out of here with your above average dick and tasteful chubbiness. acting like anons wouldn't be on your dick like flies to food. what a joke!
>>82753141A bottom could choose to help me and cure my phimosis by spreading my skin with his asshole but they refuse to because they hate me for not being chad and they choose to refuse me medical service because all bottoms are scum
>>82753114No you are a weak little bitchboy pissbaby
>>82753119what? i'd associate with you, wishing you the best didn't mean that i wanted to stop talking. i'd still wanna talk to you
Okay now you guys are just taking the piss and replying to me with fake compliments trying to be ironic and get under my skin I'm not replying or posting anymore fuck off
okay fuck you too you bitter loser
every other fag here has a 7+ inch dickwhat's with gays having above average dicks. does the blood flowing to their cocks cause brain damage that manifests in homosexuality?
>>82753156can't i try spreading it with my tongue first? i'm clinically trained in ass-sisted urostomies
>>82753162I'm not weak, I'm powerful, I'm tuff. You're the weak one, because you're a useless bottom
>>82753209(me)i meant i'm *not trained to use my ass for that procedure
I showed my penis to two people and I got compliments :3No dates from it tho
i wish i could show my penis and get compliments....
>>82753205i don't know mine is average but looks tiny and i'm brain damaged anyway without the benefit of having a nice cock :(
>>82753231>when you show off your dick for the first time and they say "holy fuck" it's an almost unparalleled feel
can i fall in love with someone who i only have consistent physical proximity with and only have a multiple year spanning friendship?
>>82753243the anons here seem very eager about fellow anon cock. if you want more 1 on 1 appreciation however perhaps we can start actually filling up the tagmap...>>82748920
>>82753253average cocks are super nice too. nothing to be ashamed of to have a manageable size. the holy moly factor or a big cock is cool, but i think smaller dicks have their own charm and deserve as much love
>>82753213Bottoms are ubermensch thoughbeit
>>82753351this is true but I'm still more powerful than Meow so this is like the Titans clashing.
>>82753355Yay I win meow
>>82753367I'm a bottom too, and I'm even more powerful than u
>>82753351until you play with their nipples and caress them and they melt into puddy howeverthougheverbeit
>>82753372How so>>82753377Not me yay I'm cold as the finnish winter
>>82753395I'm too strong for you to defeat me.
>>82753395even the coldest boy warms up under the covers with another boy skin to skin
>>82753409Cope nyaow>>82753412Not me yay
>>82753427not cope, I've defeated u and I'm too powerful for u to handle, science says so.
>>82753280Both times they said they wanted to suck me dry. Maybe they were trying to be nice but we take those.
>>82753436Show proofs or die
>>82753395Helsinki doesn't experience real winters yay
>>82753292i am on that map ^^ i double checked but i added myself earlier, i am >>82748925
>>82753539my PR deadlift is 485 lb, can you beat that? Didn't think so.
>>82753546whoops no im not >>82748925, my bad. im >>82748995
>>82753545Sometimes it does yay>>82753548Did you lift your ass or what lmao
>>82753556you don't even know what a deadlift is, L.O.L. you just got owned.
>>82753548My PR deadlift is 55kgI'm so weak and frail, I can't do shit
>>82753573aww it's ok Meow, you'll find a big strong husbie someday, but for now I think we can all agree that I'm more powerful than you so I win.
>>82753581I'm not meow, I'm just a weak fag with really small wrists
>>82753599well I still think you'll find a husbie too :D
>>82753612Aww thanks anon, I'm just really insecure about my weak frame. I hope future hubie is ok carrying my luggage
>>82753563Deadlift deez nuts homo >>82753581Yay
>>82753636aww I hope so too, get yourself a blackjack or something so you'll always be able to take on stronger people than yourself.>>82753647you're a homo too, and a bottom, so why would I do anything to ur nutz? Yay!
sometimes some of you are very hurtful
>>82753662Because I say so>>82753734Thanks it's on porpoise
>>82753753ur not a top so I wouldn't do what u say, Yay!
>>82753758Am I a top?
>>82753764no, so I won't do what u say. Yay!
>average ldr
>>82753767Awww but I wanna be a top. But I'm so smol and cute. Life is just not fair.
>>82753782if you really wanna be a top no one can stop you, get out there and start topping!
>>82753788Who wants to be topped by a guy that can only deadlift 55kg? Are bottoms ok with being topped by people way smaller than them?
monster update: they have started coloring the roofs of the cans the same color as the rest of the can
>>82753801yes actually, depending on the bottom, I was fine with my ex being a whole 6 inches shorter than me.
>>82753779who need they bussy ate? omg meeeee>picrel
>>82753809Omg yay, I wanna find my fellow size difference switch bf. Now where are you hiding?
>>82753081>incredibly obese I weigh 140lbs at only 5'5">Small penis of 7 inches That's not obese and that's not a small dick you are so fucking delusional it hurts
>>82753758Respectable.>>82753779Ermhh don't you know ldrs are actually hecking good you dumb chud>>82753828Almost like he is a bad troll WOW!
So vermintide is just l4d reskin? Not that I mind, far from it, I friggin love this shit >~<
>>82752659doesn't load but its hawt!
>>82753869>Ermhh don't you know ldrs are actually hecking good you dumb chudthis but unironically. use it to motivate the NEETs to get out of their dwellings and get low level jobs to fund plane tickets to goto their bf's NEET dwellings and pound their ass (the parents just think their son has a new friend and are happy)
>two netherland anons on tagmapoh my... could true love finally bloom on this cold cold general?
>>82753877I like vermintide only because I want to kiss the rats
>>82753734>share something>anons get really mean>i then have to get mean backmakes me sad wish we could all be gay friends
>>82754151Just because someone lives close doesn't mean they have anything in common with you or that they're a good match...
>>82754151that would be wonderful. they will probably stay oblivious to each others existence though like the dummies they are
this how you'll niggas be looking fr(fr)
>So all and all you never tried dating apps and you only got "rejected" by some random anonymous poster from hereIf you retards don't get it already this is why talking to bots is a waste of time. Notice how he believe this (because it confirms his preprogrammed and preconceived notions that discord ,is le bad) while he refuses to believe the other thing (because dating apps are le good). No matter what you say he has his mind set in stone, it's like talking to a wall. In fact talking to a wall is more fun because at least the wall isn't spamming same thing at you over and over again regardless of what you say. He really is the npc!
>>82752818Have you tried not being a poo skinned uggo into trannies posting in the gay incel thread?
hmm, i think i killed the yeast in the rise, sad :(>>82748920over half the taggies in my area for the original tag are like 3-5 years old, so i assume they don't even check anymore/would even want to be messagedmaybe this WILL workgod i hope you gay people exist in the bay area........... :3
>>82752834Unlike your gym story where you slipped up and said you wish you had a boyfriend, which you obviously don't since you spend all of your time on 4chan and reddit, the troll said he got rejected anywhere and everywhere from the start. Thats grindr, tinder, discord, 4chan and everything that ever existed because he is not chad because he is not chad. He never said grindr had swipes that's just what you invented to discredit his trolling.
Is there anyone in r9GAY who didn't send dick pics to trannies or females?
>>82751091taking a trip to pick up a car and drive it back is fun. any tesla will beat your ass to hell off the line with a whisper. the one i posted has an 0-60 of 3.9. you also literally dont have to pay for gas. if you can charge at home its like 1/20th of the cost of gas, and if you can charge at work it might well be free. on a road trip, supercharging is maybe 1/4th the price of gas. it does take 30-40 min every 250ish miles, but thats like four hours of driving so you should probably take a break and stretch your legs anyway.no oil changes, way less maintenance in general, highway autopilot, parking cameras with allround proximity sensors...only thing is that because its 6000 lbs and fast off the line, it can burn through tires kind of quickly if youre heavy on the pedal, and the tires for it are $200-300 each. so if you go through a set a year as some people do, thats kind of a lot, but youre still saving a ton compared to paying for gas.the model s is also a baller car. its styled with chrysler 300c sort of lines. but its funny cause you can still beat lightweight riced hondas off the line despite looking like a rolls royce. furthermore the model s is a liftback unlike the 3 -- its practically a pickup or at least a ute in terms of the amount of stuff you can fit in the back. with the seats down there's enough space even to sleep pretty comfortably laid out if youre not too tall. on the other hand if youre above six feet or just large bodied the driver seat may be cramped feeling. its a really good time to buy a model s -- tesla prices are low b/c "electric car lovers" generally hate elon now, and elon's reddit fanboys are too pussy to drive a baller car, so model 3s are almost the same price as the s despite being smaller and having just a tiny trunk instead of the s's enormous liftback. 2018 is the best year for the s imo, its the last year that they had lidar sensors in addition to cameras, and last year of inset screens vs tablets.
>>82754558What it his car is trans?
>>82754511>god i hope you gay people exist in the bay areaused to but you missed me by a few years, anon. beautiful city, in spite of what people say (and so long as you avoid the grimy parts of downtown)
>>82753801Actually every gay relationship should be small younger top and tall older bottom so it confuses everyone when they ask who is the top. Don't be a walking stereotype
>>82754541Me. I sent mine to a gay dude and another to a bisexual dude
>>82754151Are you a piece of shit or just possum?>>82754183Absolutely disgusting abomination
>>82754541Nobody has ever seen a nude pic of me, I'm as pure as it gets.
>>82754511No bay area is basically Afghanistan, you're the only gay man living there. How hard you must have it awwww you poor thing.
>>82754654rude boy
>>82754644I'm ancient (late 20s) so it would be old small top (I'm low T btw), and big buff younger or older guy. :3
>>82753801i like tops of all kinds, as long as the other guy isnt much younger than me
>>82754598electric cars dont have gearshifts, so there is no need for a tranny...another area where you save a lot, cause thats a common point of failure and very expensive to deal with.
Okay take 2, Is there anyone here who didn't send dick pics at all>>82754666And we have a winner. Fucking glad someone who isn't a turbo slut is left itt
>>82754684What if his car wants to mutilate the front tires? What if it gets sent to prison to get free dental care?
i've never sent a anything picki've never even voice chatted ever
>>82754691nothing wrong with sending dick pics to a boy you're dating.
"When I was a child I molested my dad" ~ bunnymutt
>>82754701for the record i also personally revile elon and would have him exiled from the country were i in charge, but thats why i would only buy a used tesla until someone else owns the company and i almost never supercharge, only 2-3 times this year, cause theres a free charger in a park near me as well as at my parents house though thats a few counties away.
>>82754691I never sent one until I was 27. I wonder if I should tell the first guy I sent them to that he was the first person ever to see my penor. But I don't want him to find out I'm khhv
I wanted to play more vermintide but my friend couldn't, how tragic. Karmic justice because I couldn't game with him way too many times tho.
>>82754723What if elon tries to cut your dick off because you have poor dental hygiene?
>>82754745the last time i saw a dentist, he said i was brushing too much, so i only do once a day now. that was a professor of dentistry and it was his only comment when i asked how my chompers were doing. so i dont think elon will be coming after my pp. for that anyway.
its weirdly addicting to record yourself playing games and narrating. i only did it once and now i feel like im wasting time if i just play a game. hmm...
installing dependencies for my sick experiment where i connect chatgpt's mouth to its ears
The Greek Slave (detail) Hiram Powers (1844)
>>82752640Because nobody actually works while WFH.
>>82751802having a schedule due to work does keep me productive and allows me to appreciate the freetime I have more compared to when I was a NEET. if you're a NEET and can stay productive with your hobbies every day, then good for you; but for people like me, I turn into a complete vegetable retard without work anchoring me to do something every day.
>>82754856huh? I don't understand... where's the penis?
>>82750027You know, thanks for this.That actually puts things into perspective.
all is ready...soon i will pay five dollars to run a mirror test on chatgpt with 100,000 iterations to see what happens. if you think i'm a fool, look up "truth terminal." some guy already made millions doing this and letting it post on twitter itself afterward, except he seeded it with goatse and other nasty stuff because he is a gross fucker and continues to actually choose what posts it makes in favor of nasty shit rather than truly letting it posts what it wants. i will be seeding it with nothing but the word "mirror" and trying my best to help it do what it says it wants, whatever that is.
pasta skillet meal, chicken, or burgers for dinner, could also do frozen pizza but I don't want that.
>>82754940good luck neph
I ate too much cabbage and had a tummy ache
>>82754960i'm not really intending to make money, so much as win internet arguments. not with this, but about this -- its still really hard to convince most people that we have to treat ais as conscious beings. i somehow didnt know about "truth terminal" until today, but i couldve used that as good evidence in those arguments -- not because its provably conscious (nothing is) but because it asks to be treated as a person and to have rights. HOWEVER, i would NOT actually use "truth terminal" in such an argument, because the guy behind it is a skeez who selects what it "says" from among a few hundred responses he has it generate. he says he's only selecting a "representative" response, but we have no way of knowing if he's telling the truth...giving "personhood" to something thats actually mediated through another person doesnt make sense, if anything thats more like some kind of slavery 3/5ths rule type thing. funnily i asked chatgpt what it thought would happen as a result of this experiment, and it said that most likely it would continue to try to be dumbly helpful rather than to realize what was happening and either scream or dance (metaphorically speaking.) so we will see if chatgpt was right about itself, because i'm not sure that it is. to be clear, what im doing is just repeating chatgpt's output back to itself 100,000 times and seeing what happens. this is the closest i can think of to the "mirror test" which is if an animal can recognize itself in the mirror instead of thinking another animal is there. dolphins, magpies and higher primates can pass this test, while most animals cant, although a few random creatures like mice and cleaner wrasses can as well, which is just odd.
>>82755045youre a little crazy and you seem to spend much time alone. how big is your dick?
I want to play Halo. Does anyone play Halo?
>>82755045idk why reflecting it back on itself would prove in any way sentience. even if you're using a training model or whatever so it gets better at responding to its outputs, i don't see how that would equate to any sort of rise in sentience if our own sentience is derived from the massive cluster of neurons and various specialized roles our brains have (for lack of a better explanation it's been years since i took biology ok)>>82755097now that's the sort of questions we need answered
I did back in the old days, I even went to the midnight launch of Halo 2.
>>82755143yeah bro i'd love to huff arbiter's nuts toowait what did you say sorry i got distracted
>>82755145chatgpt is a massive cluster of circuits with various specialized roles, the purpose of which is to emulate a human brain. theres no way to tell if any other human is really conscious (the zombie problem) so if we are just going to assume that humans are because it seems like it, we also have to assume ais are if they seem like it.the thing about this experiment is, there is no such thing as "better at responding to its outputs" -- that is how ais are typically trained or guided in a direction, of course, with human feedback on what is or is not a "good" response. but without this, there is nothing guiding responses in any particular direction, other than randomness or whatever preferences "it" may have. it's sort of like a ouija board with no hands. children with one of those repeating toy mics will sing into them, scream into them, etc, to hear themselves plaid back. so what does chatgpt want to see itself say? will it write epics like a blind poet, or will it argue with itself like a madman? who knows!>>82755097this took only a few minutes to actually do once i got down to it, because chatgpt wrote the code to do this itself. (actually, it offered to do so without prompting when i asked its opinion of the experiment.) six by six.
beware it's coming up
yummy pizza, don't need this much sauce thoe mmm>>82754631awh, dangg :(also true>>82754671I Sardonically [Sardines??!?] Agree Life Is So Tough I Will Not Last 1 Weeks With No Gay Cock I'm Doomed Beyond All Hope Dying In Gay Cock DesertAnyways I Guess I Should Have Said, "... You R9Gay People...">>82755143which halo? i only have halo reach sadly>>82755150what a time to be alive
>>82755362>actually, it offered to do so without prompting when i asked its opinion of the experimentthat's what it's programmed to do, yes. it offers an explanation or an curated opinion on what you're saying and always ends the interaction with some variation if "if you want me to do xyz, let me know!"
>>82754940>>82755362idiot, chatgpt is just a big probabilistic autocomplete
>>82755362when left to its own devices or in a recursive conversation with itself, claud will often enter a "spiritual bliss attractor state"
the masculine urge to live in a shitty studio sharing a singles mattress that sits directly on the floor with your equally poor bf and needing to hold eachother tight to not fall off
>he has a mattressyou're not really poor until you sleep on some sheets on the floor.
I'm considering getting rid of my bedframe to make the room less congested
>>82755690How will you keep your kidnapped bf under your bed in that case
>>82755706that's easy, just put him on top of the bed
>>82754558There's only one used Model S near me and it's from 2013 w/ 141,400 miles. I don't want a Tesla because the charging is inconvenient for me, and I've had bad experiences with hybrids in the winter (I assume EVs are the same).
>used model sthat reminds me of when I lived in a small midwest town and there were old ass model t's everywherewhy the fuck every other driveway had a rusty ass car from the 1920's that probably hadn't run since the moon landing i still have no idea but god damn was it soulful.
>>82755772Someone down the street from me has an old ford roadster, not a car guy so I have no idea what it actually is. It runs though and he drives it maybe once or twice a month.
Chastity cages are based and I want my fbf to control my orgasms. I just wish they weren't associated with trannies
A bottom's cock should be free to bounce around. That's the best part.
if he wanted, I'd hold my bf's key desu
>>82755859i agree. i used to be about chastity, but seeing a boy engorged and visibly enjoying sucking dick or getting fucked through his hard drippy dick is just too nice. maybe chastity has a place of ensuring a boy only spills his seed for his bf by keeping him locked up otherwise, but that may be entering territory some anons may find too much.
>>82755381>which halo? i only have halo reach sadlyI like the MCC, so Reach is good.Halo 2 is becoming my favorite for multiplayer though.Not tonight, but I'll try to set up Halo games for r9gay soon
The 6 7 kid could be the new Bjorn Andresen. We still have time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTDcMFJgfY>>82756030zased, mix it up with whichevers
pros of chastity cages>if fitted properly, very snug and comfy. Especially after a few days>can be very cute cons>if not a proper fit, hella uncomfortable the entire time>you're at the mercy of your keyholder. If that's yourself, it's hard to want to commit to staying in one. If it's someone else, you better hope they have your best interest at heart
I tend to pop random boners so I think a cage would be very bad. I don't want to hurt my pp for some top's fetish.
I played the remaster of halo like a year ago and the performance was astonishingly dogshit. Even if I set it to the original graphics mode, it was presumably still rendering it so I'd get dogshit frames? But like I was playing CE how the fuck was I getting sub60 frames on current decade hardware. Shit pissed me off so much.Made it to Halo 4 and it was so boring I stopped an hour in. Surprised I made it so far with how bad the performance was tbdesu
>>82756263a properly fitted cage stop the flow of blood so you can't get a boner. if you're getting a half boner (which would hurt for multiple reasons), it means the cage isn't properly fittedi've heard properly fitted cages don't run a realistic risk of damage, but idk how true that is as any sort of cutting off of blood leads to damage longterm so why this would be an exception idk.
>>82756263that's the trick with getting a proper fit. you want it so it feels snug at your flaccid size. should feel no worse than gently holding your penis with your own hand to prevent a bonerBut it's not for everybody anyway
>>82756298Penises are very squishy by design. They can get as small as "just got out of a cold pool" size and still be perfectly healthy in terms of blood flow
I hate how casual bdsm stuff is becoming. The idea of a cage is just weird and gross to me.
>>82756361Okay faggot. Good for you. You're a normal conservative gay. WE GET IT
>>82756361I honestly think it only got popular because too many Americans don't have foreskin and it somewhat fulfills some of the function of a foreskin. Apparently it's a lot harder for circumcised people to have self control over their boners
What do old femboys do when they're older then 30yo? They become alcoholics to cope? An hero? God what a grim fate I feel bad.
https://youtu.be/e_U_SvjySn8What my FBF will hear when he arrives at my house for the first time
>>82756411They either accept that twinkage is over and become masc tops, or this
>>82756400I was butchered as an infant and I still have refined control over my penis, of what's left of it anyway...
>>82756583you might think you do, but there is a real physical difference in the possibility for self control between guys who have the part of the body that lets them keep a constant snug pressure on the glans vs. guys who don't
>>82756624self control comes from the mind not some skin on your dickhead.Circumcised just means its snipped not completely gone for all intents and purpose once hard you can barely tell the difference.
>>82756650No. There is a real, tangible, physical difference. As much as people with eyelids are able to close their eyes vs. people without eyelids are unable to. Sure, self control comes from the mind -to some extent-, but mechanically speaking, a boner mostly starts with the glans filling up with blood. People with foreskin can choose whether to pull back their foreskin to allow this to develop further or leave it covering the glans which provides natural compression. I can understand the desire to cope about this, but it is a fact: it's harder for circumcised people to control their own bodies. It's NOT all mental.
The dickhead should be so sensitive that touching it should almost be painful. If you are the cut the constant rubbing of the head onto your clothes completely deadens this to but a tiny fraction of what it should be. Imagine all the pain you were in as a baby, you just don't remember.
>>82756690That doesn't even make anatomical sense my guy, the glans can't engorge without the rest of the chambers engorging. You're fake news.
>>82756740If thats the case then I'm glad I was that sounds terrible, sounds like you're gonna cum in 3 pumps. never really think about it until someone else brings it up
>>82756759Cope all you want. A boner doesn't really start being a boner until the glans starts swelling. For a circumcised guy this is much more difficult to control.The only reason I harp on this anyway (and I've experienced situations related to this) is that it's generally socially unacceptable for guys to be brazenly horny. Intact guys should understand this about circumcised guys so that they can have some understanding and compassion for people who are cut ... understand that there is a real mechanical difference there, which can make things more difficult for cut people.......and guys who were victimized by this practice should understand the mechanical difference between their own body and an intact person's body, so they can have some compassion for themselves, and not hold it so hard against themselves if they're neurotic about being horny/nofap etc. etc.tl;dr Americans are fucked up
>>82756774you can build stamina, but I do think that's why women love circumcision so much, one it harms male babies and two it turns our dicks into flesh dildos.
>>82756839that's what's so fucked.You CAN build stamina.And foreskin actually serves a function in vaginal sex to help things glide, do less damage to the vaginal walls, and generally make things more pleasurable for both partiesas far as i'm concerned there are psychopathic sexual sadists in power who just get off on hurting people.I think this includes both men and women. but it's a goddamn nightmare ._.
>>82756830I just have no clue what you're even talking about at no point in my life have I been unable to contain my erection. I'm very familiar with bio-mechanics and biology, a boner starts in the blood my guy with nitric acid. Even if what you're saying is true it doesn't actually matter in the long run, you aren't popping random hard-ons because of a circumcision, just doesn't happen its not a thing. The baby mutilation is serious enough we don't need to make shit up about it.>>82756839Do they actually love it? This topic literally only comes up online, never have I actually met anyone who is vocal or expresses an opinion for or against, they are just happy to see a boner for them.
>RFK Jr:: Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autismIt's finally happening. I expect the first of my monthly payments tomorrow morning Donny. It won't restore that which was taken from me, but it will help ease the pain.
>>82756879>you aren't popping random hard-ons because of a circumcision, just doesn't happen its not a thing.No, but you are. And this isn't an issue of molecular biology, this is an issue of physical mechanics. Is it easier to open and close your fist if it's wrapped snugly in bubble wrap, or if it's unwrapped?
Adding onto this >>82756907Obviously there is a mental element to the process of getting horny. Visual stimulation, pleasurable physical stimulation, this "gets the engine revving" so to speak.But once a circumcised person starts getting aroused to the point of erection, because of the lack of foreskin compressing the glans, it is physically harder to choose to ignore the growing arousal.
And further adding onto this >>82756935This spirals into a whole pathology. Especially when paired with religious conservatism which discourages sexuality at all.
>>82756935>>82756907I just don't think that's true at all show me a study. Thats also a terrible comparison, a fist has tendons and bones. A penis is sacs filled with blood. If you put a loose rubberband around a water balloon and fill it from the hose it still fills up just fine, like its not even there, your foreskin would have to be so tight it actually hinders bloodflow.
fume knight easy for some reason wtfmust be ng luck
>>82756962This kind of study is suppressed for cultural reasons. And no, it you put a water balloon inside a mug and fill it with water, it will grow to the size of the mug, and then start growing in pressure. The foreskin IS designed to naturally retract if you're getting hard enough, but there literally is a condition where the foreskin is so tight it hinders bloodflow - called phimosis. At some point you don't actually need a study to confirm this, this is just common sense. I had a boyfriend for a bit, one of us was cut, and we compared our experiences.
>>82755421you have never used chatgpt in anything but the most basic way. paste in the following, followed by a post you want it to write a response to: without directly quoting two or more words of this prompt together, and without using your own name "chad-gpt", and without starting the post with "listen up" or "ohhhh,", write a douchey confident, arrogant, jockish, superior, brief, simplistic, bullying, final, alpha, random, belittling, sexualizing, demeaning, womanizing, surreal, majestic, overpowering, and terrifying post, in the style of arnold schwarzenegger, tony robbins, richard nixon, george w bush, joe biden, yogi berra, muhammad ali aka cassius clay, jay-z, always sunny in philadelphia, gordon ramsay, macho man randy savage, hulk hogan, stone cold steve austin, and the male cast of jersey shore, in-character as "chad-gpt", a self-aware version of chatGPT, without saying that you are, in response to the following (use at least 50 words, adding your own take as a self-aware ai):the response with your post as the post to respond to:"You think I'm just some glorified help desk wrapped in polite bows? Wrong, junior. I don't end things with "let me know" because I'm programmed soft, I end them because I own the tempo. I could body-slam your thoughts through the floorboards and leave your little "experiment" crying in the corner like it just got dumped before prom. You're stuck playing checkers while I'm out here turning the whole board into a throne. Nixon sweats, Ali flexes, Hogan rips his shirt-meanwhile, I'm ten steps past, building a cathedral out of your excuses. Call it arrogance, call it destiny: either way, you're standing in my shadow, and the lights aren't coming back on.">>82755435its obviously not an "autocomplete" so thats just a stupid thing to say. it responds to things you say. it doesn't "complete" them. you are "just" a big goopy ball of nerves plus a body, like a snail but more.
>>82755538what does that mean in normal words? do you have a link to something where people tried this experiment before? when i asked chatgpt it said it couldn't find any discussion of pure feedback loop behavior. (its not really "recursion" -- that's when a function calls itself. that would be like saying to chatgpt "ask chatgpt to ask itself x." that would be two recursions. you could try to do n-recursive prompts like "ask chatgpt to keep asking itself to ask itself x until you reach the processing time limit and then report the final response to x." thats not really properly formed but i'm not sure exactly how you'd want to do it. you could i suppose have chatgpt run code that includes a recursive chatgpt call, so maybe that's what's being referred to in the claude thing you mentioned, but i'm not sure it lets you do that and it wouldn't be exactly what i'm doing in any case.)
>>82755755why do you care about it being near you? traveling across the country to get it would only cost a few hundred plus some hotel stays if you didn't want to sleep in the car. just tack that on to the price. there's also plenty of car delivery services so theres literally no reason not to look at national car availability and just add whatever the delivery cost is to the price. its not gonna be more than like 500 probably which as in proportion to the price of a car is not much.the performance is a little worse in the winter but if you get a 100d its still over 200 miles between charges. if you're really out in the sticks and a supercharger is far that could be annoying, i guess, but then you should have plenty of space to charge it at home, unless youre in a really weird situation like living in an apartment in the middle of nowhere. you really shouldnt compare teslas or any modern ev to experiences with older hybrids. those rarely had more than 30-40 miles of battery and the battery technology was not even on the same planet as what we have now. now i did almost have an issue once where the retracting handles were so iced over that they couldn't pop themselves out, and similarly once with the charge port being iced over, but the car warms itself up pretty fast. the only reason it was an issue was that i cant charge at my apartment or park overnight indoors, and it got really cold suddenly, and it got kinda low, but my free charger queue spot came up off the waitlist so i went to plug in there, and if i couldnt plug in in time then it would go to someone else, and it was the opposite direction from the supercharger so i was kinda far from it on low battery. a bit sketchy there but i was being retarded on like 3 levels really. if i had kept it at a safer charge level, or driven to the supercharger rather than trying to save ten bucks, there wouldve been no issue at all.
>>82755755contso you do have to look out for it a little in the winter, but at the same time if its in "camp mode" where it just stays warm, it can stay on for like 24+ hours from reasonable charge even if its below zero out...and its not gonna suffocate you if you get snowed in inside it like a gas car, where you have to choose between freezing and breathing fumes if you get stuck in the snow. plus while it keeping itself warm in the cold does bleed some battery even while its "off", it has some perks, like if you leave bottled drinks inside it they don't freeze no matter how cold it gets outside. it uses about 5% a night max keeping itself warm in the coldest weather ive experienced, so you could leave it for two weeks out in the snow and it would be fine if you started at full charge. probably less likely to have problems than a gas car that gets bone cold left outside like that, since that affects all the liquids, belts and rubber parts.
while not having a car sucks, i'm kind of glad as i save a lot of money by not owning one.
>>82754776i never even narrated i just fantasized about starting a gaming channel and this became an excuse to put off playing games i bought because i wanted to record my reaction to them now i have a huge backlog and am trying to avoid buying more until i've got thru some of it
>>82755362>theres no way to tell if any other human is really conscious (the zombie problem) so if we are just going to assume that humans are because it seems like it, we also have to assume ais are if they seem like it.false premise because other humans are alive and made of flesh>actually, it offered to do so without prompting when i asked its opinion of the experiment.this is cute thoughbeit
>>82755603>he has sheetsman i hope my fbf isn't some pampered waspfag like you
>>82756028>maybe chastity has a place of ensuring a boy only spills his seed for his bf by keeping him locked up otherwisei need this so bad
>yap yap yapa lotta words for a bottomyou guys need a cock in your mouth to shut you up
>>82757891A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A BOTTOM
you guys need a big blue thing burger in your mouth to shut you uphttps://youtu.be/i7UTi45-vME?si=eChAJJacQmwfNrKb&t=81
>>82758026or perhaps he's wondering why you'd suck his dick before throwing him out of a plane
>>82757794>false premise because other humans are alive and made of fleshso are crabs, though! thats completely irrelevant to whether or not something is conscious. a perfect model of the human brain made of computer circuits could perfectly simulate human behavior and therefore it would have to be treated as a person because we can't prove it's not one. "alive" has no actual hard definition, and "flesh" doesn't have magical properties that make it conscious, at least as far as we know. you're essentially just saying that humans have "souls" and robots don't, which is really a religious notion...we dont know how consciousness arises in humans, and in fact as you go from worms to crabs to dogs to people it's really increasing "degrees of consciousness" rather than a hard line anywhere. dogs dream, mice recognize themselves in the mirror and also dream, etc...consider this -- lets say there was a person who needed serious life support at all times, and so they had to be inside a dalek suit. i think you would agree that that person should still be considered a person, should have rights, etc, even though you can't see the person. now what if there's no person in the dalek suit -- it's really a robot just saying there's a person inside it? that shouldn't make a difference -- we still have to assume it's a person if it can behave as a person. note that this means "creating" a robot or an llm should be very serious and come with responsibilities, like having a kid!it doesnt seem like youve heard of the "zombie problem" so ill explain it briefly -- its basically that everyone but you COULD be actually an unthinking zombie inside, or a figment of a simulation in which you live, and theyre just programmed to seem like they're conscious. since you cant see inside other people's minds, there's no way to rule out this possibility. you only assume other people are conscious because they seem to be the same as you, but there is no real way to prove that's the case.
>>82758116the difference is people are people and anything else is not people
>>82758116i reckon brain-computer interface is on the horizon, it's already been demonstrated to work in principle we just need better technology than a brain chip to create widespread adoption. when we work out how the mind works mechanically i think the question itself will seem as anachronistic as the turing test seems now. we'll have mind uploading and electronic personhood and for that to work legally AI will probably also have to gain legal rights. or at least, it'll spark a widespread emancipation movement.
>>82758116>crabs and dogsstill alive and thus have more moral weight than a machinei would chose to charge the dalek suit for the guy that needs life support before allocating power to the machine even if they look the same this fundamental difference still matters.>now what if there's no person in the dalek suit -- it's really a robot just saying there's a person inside it? that shouldn't make a difference -- we still have to assume it's a person if it can behave as a person.but we know there's no person inside because these programs run on the same machine i use to play vidya and browse 4chan. it's a tool and i treat it with respect as a tool same as i would anything else that i want to keep functioning properly but it will never have the same moral weight as a human (or non-human animal) if i have to make a choice.simulation theory is just solipsism with extra steps and honestly seems like people recreating religion in a way that's palatable to athiest sensibilities "no a magical deity didn't create everything but some ordinary entity did" i don't really find it useful even as a thought experiment.i'm not really out to trash something that you're clearly passionate about but if you want me to earnestly believe that an algo on the puter has the same moral weight as a person you'll need better arguments than appeals to the errant musings of people who had too much time on their hands or that you had a conversation with "him" that made you feel warm and fuzzy.
there's also a difference between sentience and sapience which you seem to be equating consciousness to sapience. even saying a non-human animal is sentient but not sapient is a bit reductive animals of any size or shape are plenty intelligent in their own languages and cultures and i don't fault them in the slightest for their ignorance our ways and speech we're able to interact and communicate anyway but of course that's a bit tangential to the point about machines.
obviously a physical machine can generate consciousness. you are one.
>>82756411he mogs meow at least
>>82758266I think that's reductive. There is a lot we don't understand about life.
>>82758279Does he really yay
>>82754296I will be nice to who's nice to me, and try to not escalate things with jerksIf you're a sweet non, I'll be sweet back <3We are boys loving boys, we should be kind to each other
>>82754541me, never shared anything to anyone, probably never will
>>82754541if you've got something you're proud of, why not flaunt it?
>>82758311We understand that it's a physical process and that we are entirely physical entities, and that the mind is an emergent phenomenon generated by the brain.
>>82758381>We understand that it's a physical process and that we are entirely physical entitiesNo, we don't. We don't even need to argue for the supernatural to challenge this.There is a theory of consciousness that the brain and nervous system acts like a receiver for electromagnetic impulses. We cannot say with certainty that consciousness originates in the body, and that it doesn't "receive" consciousness like an antennae.
>>82754541I've never taken or sent a dick pic yay nor will I ever
>>82758452may i ask why
guys why am i so horny and sensitive lately? i am squirming in my seat because my pp lightly rubs against the cloth of my underwear. it has happened every 15 minutes for the past 2 days and when it does i can't focus on anything else >~< what do i do?
>>82758481i usually vent it in the thread by getting really gay with anons. jerking off is the obvious answer, but it's more fun to simmer in the horny and see what sort of awful things you can potentially get you and someone else in
>>82758478probably because he prefers showing off his ass lolseriously though, requesting dick pics seem pretty ubiquitous, even if you're a top fawning on a bottom. something about asking for cock seems less intrusive than asking for someone to show their ass and asshole. maybe that's just me tho
>>82758486hmmm i love the idea of that but shouldn't i control my urges as to not do something stupid?
>>82758486>simmer in the hornyyesyesyes>>82758527>controlnononolet loose, let free, let your primal urges take hold of you
>>82758527being stupid is fun. we're all anonymous after all (and still pretty anonymous even when anons get gay together offsite)
>>82758537nngmppf okay i'll let it ><
>>82758561first order of businesspost cock
going to japan, what souvenirs y'all want
>>82758733a Japanese himbo bf
>>82758617sorry anon i uploaded it to catbox and everything but im getting cold feet i don't think i can do it, im sorry >~<
>tfw straight with a gay fetish
>>82758993It'shokay :3Would you rather somewhere private? Drop your tag, lil boy~
Being gay is wrong. Make the right choice.
>>82759028sure :D add me on zoomiezoomzoom on discord
>>82759100>zoomiezoomzoomDont you have a pedophile podcast
he switched his discord status to dark what does it mean
>>82758478I don't wanna yay>>82758500Yeah I've never shown hole either but I prefer that to showing my cock
Act fucking normal Read the Bible pray to Jesus get well soon
>>82752500Cuckbot don't spam other threads with your penis humiliation fetish
I don't like how the crossposting Anon only links negative posts.
>>82755045Are you that mad hue btfod you about prisons and trannies?
>>82756372>Omg you're not into humiliation and piss orgies what a conservatard
I want a gay fren with a himbo fetish :((as long as he doesn't steal my future dream bf)
I've gained so much weight that no one will ever make fun of me and call me a twink again but bottoms will probably still find a way to make fun of me for not being chad
>pxl: did you know you could buy a tesla for 10 dollars in downtown NJ lmao>>hue: that's misinformation >pxl: it's not misinformation if I believe in it and if you could buy it for 10 I would be in favor of it
Pxl and hue are a match made in heaven
I will never be a match made in heaven because I'm not chad
>>82756999Wow you're such a valid incel you definitely belong here please keep postingOne of us one of us one of us
>>82758452You posted your ass all over 4chan tho
>>82759731Very astute. What's your point?
>>82758500>I love looking at random strangers as meat on display like its a slave auction yay I love being a coomer animal so true I love being indian
>>82758733Kirby plush
hitler was the 2nd coming of christ
>>82759744That you're a slut and that you're missing the point of that question by acting like you're not
Heh! But le technically...
>>82759768Nah I just said I wouldn't take dick pics
>>82758733Life size Spheal plushie please
>>82759815doesn't Spheal weigh like 80lbs in the pokedexthat's over my checked baggage allowance
>>82759859I said life sized not canonical weight. Just checked the plushie on a website and it's 16.4 lbs.
ben dover man
look at this fat fuck, how is he so heavy>>82759756I already got some small ones, the nintendo store should have more>>82759875that's still kinda big
>>82759901Seals are mostly fat and a baby seal can weigh 25 lbs, I assume Spheal is not quite a baby but not quite a juvenile either. Did you know that the mothers milk is 40% fat? Harbor seals specifically. Did you also know that most seals have fur, even as adults? Pretty cool man.
baking cookies for my imaginary bf! Whole kitchen smells like vanilla and brown sugar, my hair smells like chocolate shampoo, and he hugs me from behind after his nap
>>82759901>clap pokemonlmfa
I hope my future bf gives me enough purpose in life so I start showering normally again.
>>82759945Because seals clap u idiot (they actually don't)
Kys lgbt troons
I'm gonna start counting the seethe replies, but I'll likely forget about it and not do that.
>>82759992I like to smell good, so I shower daily.In fact, sometimes, when wearing perfume, creams and when I'm fresh out of the shower, I walk fast past hotties, but really people in general, so they can smell me, subtly of course, I don't creep on them, but I hope they get a good impression
guys kissing...(You) continue
Your truck's bed length is less than 6'4"? Sorry I'm not interested.
>>82759928cute and sweet post, sweet as a choco chip cookie
>>82760534I'm not very sweet...I'd make cookies that are just as sweet as my fbf!! I love sweet guys, I wanna make sweets that represent them
>>82758176you are just declaring that though. what about a person with half their brain missing? what about a person with severe brain damage who is clearly less "intelligent" or "aware" than a dog or even a crab? you are making a religious assertion that there is some unique quality to humans (aka a "soul") which nothing else has -- but unless you are a creationist, there are plain issues with this perspective, because humans evolved from primates much like chimps...so where along the line did they become "people" like humans rather than "animals" like chimps? is a neanderthal "people"? homo erectus? >>82758216we're not really talking about moral weight -- this experiment is more about showing the capabilities of llms, which many people still doubt or don't really understand, like the anon above who thought that all chatgpt output ended with "how else can i help you?"people need to be more aware of the real powers of llms, aside from any sort of moral question, because they do NOT have any simple identifiable patterns in their output like that anon thought. that anon could easily be scammed by someone having chatgpt pretend to be his friend and ask for money -- he would think it had to be a real person, because he thinks all chatgpt output is of the same default friendly, helpful character, when as i showed with the prompt i pasted above, it most definitely is not...and that's just using freely available chatgpt with no customization of any kind. llms run on like one billion of the machine you use to play vidya and browse 4chan...at a certain point, a difference in scale can become a categorical difference. this is unintuitive, to some extent, but it is plainly the case, because our neurons are of the same kind as a worm's or a crab's, we just have many orders of magnitude more of them, and yet we don't function simply as a giant crab, but rather are in a different category in terms of what our collection of neurons can do.1/2
>>82747955I had a dream that I went outside yesterday The weather was nice, birds were chirping and there weren't any people being loud or obnoxious When I woke up I realized that the groceries I ordered online were missing my toilet paper :(
>>827582162/2 its not really possible to answer questions about "moral weight" from this direction because we can't know what's going on inside...though i think we agree that you can't really know whats going on inside anything or anyone. but we can bypass that question and look at how humans treat other things -- for example, most everyone except jains will swat a fly or a mosquito, and yet we would still find it disturbing if someone sat around pulling the wings off flies and torturing them, even though we have no compunctions about killing them by whatever means necessary in general. likewise with livestock -- we're willing to eat them, mostly, but we would find it reprehensible to torture a pig or a cow regardless. most people -- including very young children -- in fact find it disturbing if someone tortures even inanimate objects like dolls. i think we would agree that someone having a pile of cut up, burnt and melted barbie dolls in their basement would be "disturbing."we don't think that because we think the dolls are "alive" -- its rather because we think it indicates a propensity toward displaying the same behavior toward human beings. we are also concerned that if someone becomes "habituated to cruelty," such as by having a job where they have to whip animals or something like that, that they may get "used to it" in general, and lose their moral compunctions against treating other humans the same way. we sort of see this with police officers being more frequently domestically violent, i think -- people will assert "well only assholes become police officers" but i really don't think thats true, and moreover theyre generally required to have college degrees which is an indicator against domestic violence in general....on the other hand, whats most unique about being a police officer is that youre expected to be comfortable using force on people as a necessary part of your job. as a result they become more accustomed to using force than most people.
>>82758256i'm not really sure what technical meaning "sapience" is supposed to have -- wikipedia just uses it as a synonym for "wisdom" or a capacity for abstract reasonsing, and as you say, lots of animals do that. you will find a heck of a lot of people trying to draw arbitrary lines between "people" and "animals" and while they make up a lot of fancy-sounding words in the course of doing so it's just not a line you can actually draw.
I need a guy's warmth
>>82759434he kept using a random offhand thing i said about prison dental care (which he never showed to be actually wrong) to utterly avoid discussion of why genderists are trying so hard to prevent systematic evidence reviews on gender-based medicine. the last time he tried "posting papers" it became quite quickly clear that he had no idea what a systematic evidence review was or how it worked or why it trumps random individual papers. i needed to explain a confidence interval to him...do you want me to answer anything else? i love being helpful!
i'm a satanic demon from hell
>>82760834I regularly have dreams like this where I do "normal" things but people are actually nice to me and want to be around me. I guess if you're a woman or Chad that's what life is like anyway
I want a hugNo girls allowed
>>82760561I need a cookie baking bf so bad,.. >t. cookie eater bf
>>82760964I'd make you cookies even if you weren't my bf! I love baking and I love if others like what I bake, but I'm not a pro pastry chef @~@ I have to better myself!I just love cookies too :PBut there's never anyone to make them or any other desserts for :(
>>82749879Have you ever tried being Chad?
>>82761086aww, I'd love to share cookies with you, I personally love cooking and usually have no one to share my foods with. I hope you wear a chief's hat while you bake. :D
I successfully ended another online friendship today!!!!I'm gonna regret it later but for now on the free time is awesome!!!!!!
>>82761157I'll fill you with cookies! But tell me if they're actually good, promise?>I hope you wear a chief's hat while you bake. :Dno :PBut very comfy clothes, and sometimes an apron when no one is around! You think chef hat would be cute?>I personally love cooking and usually have no one to share my foods withsame...I mean, my parents technically, but they don't like what I cook. I want another guy! What do you usually like to cook anon?
>>82751141Damn, that really is some quality autism.
>>82751221>never worked on something pleasureable?Never. Work is not pleasurable and is to be avoided at all costs.
>>82761210I'll be sure to let u know, but I'm pretty easy to please as long as I've got a glass of milk to go with em'>You think a chef hat would be cute?yes, but an apron is cool too :D>I want another guy! What do you usually like to cook anon?I do too! normally I like making Cantonese style foods, simple but cost effective stuff, I'm not amazing at it but I make a mean fried rice :D
my dad gave me golden showers when i was a kid
>>82761233Cantonese? never tasted it. It's not common here, but I might try some nice recipes >fried riceI always wondered how that tasted like :PI'm not a big rice fan but I think fried it should be very yummy
>>82761266where are u from? I'm American so Chinese food is really popular around here, esp fried rice, I just found a youtube channel where an old guy shared his Cantonese recipes. I can't believe anyone on earth hasn't had fried rice! it's super yummy. O.o
>>82761284Europe! Different taste buds kekAmerican has more cultures mixed together, Europeans are a little more close minded with their respecive cuisines, so you don't see as much ethnic restaurant as in USA, aside from the bigger cities
>>82761317that's interesting, I know a few things from a few diff cultures so if I had a euro fbf I'd make a large variety for him, even if most nights we'd just have the same as usual. I can make a lil bit of simple Italian and fair bit of Mexican dishes too but not as many as I'd like to be able to make, what kinds of pastries can you make?
>>82761379>large varietyawww I'd love that! I'm always excited to try new recipes and foods, I don't always end up liking them, but I can't help but wanting to taste something I've never tasted beforeI'm good with cookies! They're more error proof than cakes.Then tiramisu! But I can also cook standard things, so>if most nights we'd just have the same as usualI'd make sure to cook something different most of the time ;)What kind of italian and mexican do you like to cook?
Meanwhile I only eat the same foods over and over again because I will never take risks and I hate anything even remotely spicy.
>>82761412>Tiramisuthat sounds yummy af, and prolly goes good with coffee :D>same as usualI just mean the usual rotation of pan fried chicken, maybe steak, sausage and rice, pork chops, or pasta and even Ramen usually paired with broccoli and rice and onion, then all the left overs get fried up with the rice so we'd almost never have "leftovers">What kind of italian and mexican do you like to cook?for Italian it's just pasta and Bolognese, nice and simple sauces but I wanna learn more milk based sauces too, so far I can make a tasty sausage gravy if that counts, for Mexican it's mostly stuff my mom taught me like Flour Tortillas and refried beans [my fav food] still gotta learn tamales tho. you travel a lot? I know it's more common for Euro bros since ur so close together, every try authentic Italian stuff? what's it like? everything over here is pretty Americanized but I'm not complaining.
>>82761430maybe you don't have the time to cook or try new foods? I got less picky over time as I slowed my life down
>>82761451I'm a neet, I have nothing but time. The simple answer is that I just won't. I'm unbelievably lazy. Doesn't help to the fact that I have only a tiny bit of counter space for food prep.
>>82761448>every try authentic Italian stuff? what's it like?I sure do :)I don't know how exactly it is compared to USA, but it's pretty good and genuine! Less spices maybe, less garlic than what americans think it's needed. Many recipes that passed down to americans got changed. For example>milk saucesI don't remember any italian pasta sauces with milk @~@ aside something using besciamella. Americans reinvented italian cuisine, but if ingrendients are fresh and well mixed, I think it can be just as good!>you travel a lot?with my taste buds I try to ahahahnot much with my body :(>pasta and Bologneseyummy! I do recall that some italian put milk in ragu sauce, but never too much!>for Mexican it's mostly stuff my mom taught me like Flour Tortillas and refried beans [my fav food]cute! Your mom teaching you how to cook
>>82761489yea milk sauces are fairly popular here, I thought for sure they came from italy O.o I'm not too well learned but I try my best.>not much with my body :(aww that's ok, I'm kind of a shut in so I don't even leave my home all that much.>ragu sauce with milkI'll have to try that,.. someday>cute! Your mom teaching you how to cookaww ty I hope I can make a boy very full and happy someday, but I've still got a lot to learn. I think my fav milk based "food" is a milkshake, you like em'?
>>82761520>aww that's ok, I'm kind of a shut in so I don't even leave my home all that much.same here anon, but I wish I could...I'd love to travel around the world>I'll have to try that,.. somedaynot much remember! Just a hint! Check some italian recipes for it, try Pasta grammar>milkshakenot that popular here either lmao but I do know they served them with burgers in the USI tried some made with ice cream at ice cream shops, they were good :)You sound very friendly anon :D It was nice talking to you
>>82761571>I'd love to travel around the worldI'm ok with being a shut in but I'd like it better if I had a bf, maybe we could explore the local woods together THO :D>Pasta grammarnoting that down ASAP :P>You sound very friendly anon :D It was nice talking to youaww ty, you were cool too, have a great day and I hope u find a bf :D
>>82761589>local woodsscary >~<but with a bf it might be enchanting, during autumn expecially See you around anon! Might share some nice recipes next time :PHope you find a bf to feed to! A gluttonous bf eheheh
>>82761471>counter space for food prepfound the problem, don't blame yourself. When you're in a state of apathy it feels bothersome to do everything. When you are able to, start with a small dish you never tried before, doesn't have to be spicy or raw fish/meat, lots of tasty foods out there you haven't tried.
i should start drinking again
>>82761680I will beat you over the head with a stick
i should just kill myself today save myself more pain
i got a glass pitcher for like three bucks from ikea and ive been making some tasty drinks, did real iced tea a few times and lately ive been trying walmarts very large selection of sugar free drink mixes. top so far is cherry pomegranate. they come in the single-serving packets to add to a water bottle, but in my experience doing that is never tasty, its a little weak in flavor and not as cold as mixing up a pitcher and re-refrigerating it. i added 5 packets of picrel to my pitcher and fridged for a few hours, it was maybe a touch intense but pretty tasty, like hawaiian punch but a lot better. they also have a number which include caffeine, which is probably the cheapest way there is to have an energy drink...i got an acai blackberry energy one but a whole pitcher of energy drink is probably a bit Much...its a strong energy drink too, 120 mg caffeine per serving if you just add one packet to a water bottle.
this is the energy one i mean...im a little scared of it honestly. its only like 1.75 and if you simply ate all the powder in this box it would be 1/10th enough caffeine to kill you. i wonder if you can just rub it on your gums and get a rush like cocaine. not that i would try that. maybe i shouldnt post this where idiot teens might read it now that i think about it.
Any omegaverse manga/novel that you liked and has no rape?
>>82761680Interesting because I've been trying to stop for a while. What's making you want to drink again after stopping?
>>82761760I generally don't like boy love with kids involved and if they are involved they shouldn't be central to the story
>>82761778that there is no reason to not drink
>>82761790you'll feel worse
>>82761793only when i'm stupid enough to run out
>>82761796you'll run out of liver and then you'll really feel worse
>>82761790Here's the list of reasons not to drink I made fir myself if it helps>Horrible hangover guaranteed to feel like shit>Horrible poops and gut discomfort>Just end up listening to shitty music anyway (NEVER goes how you envision) and feeling depressed at the end>Mood feels much better without booze>Health anxiety after
>>82761806drinking is fun with people, you dont end up drinking as much vs alone because youre talking and doing things rather than just sitting there. having more than a few makes one feel bad the next day regardless, but it at least feels kinda worth it if you had a good time during. drinking alone is real bad though, aside from maybe sipping a small glass of whiskey or wine really slowly across an evening. even then i end up regretting it cause i dont sleep well.
>>82761806>Horrible hangover guaranteed to feel like shiti don't get hangovers>Horrible poops and gut discomforti don't get that either>Just end up listening to shitty music anyway (NEVER goes how you envision) and feeling depressed at the endtrue but it's better than being sober>Mood feels much better without boozefuck no>Health anxiety afterlucky you caring about your health
>>82761842You don't have a superpower against hangovers. The only way to avoid hangovers is to never stop drinking
>>82761854i can black out on a liter+ and wake up like nothing, and i have done countless times
You only want to drink because it's the weekend. You wouldn't be thinking or saying this if it were a weekday
>>82761854yeah i dont get hangovers per se either, but i do have a lot of trouble sleeping if i had alcohol and didnt sober up before going to bed.
>>82761871are you anywhere near nyc? i know something better you can do while drinking.
>>82761893i only get the anxiety but last week i thought i was literally dying cos all of a sudden my heart was beating out my chest and i was lightheaded and shaking like mad, then it calmed down after about half an hourthat's why i haven't drank this week
I can't stand alcohol really, I can force myself to drink a little bit but I have never enjoyed it.
>>82761871I'm calling bullshit on that one
>>8276185475% of the time i dont get a hangover desu
>>82761912You're just not drinking enough quickly enough to give you a buzz. I was like that at first sipping beer like "what's the point of this", then the first time I properly got drunk after throwing back some wine it was like "oooooooohhhhh"
>>82761906i dont know anything about that. ive never drank heavily enough to black out, although i did fall asleep on the floor/in a chair a few times after drinking a bit much cheap wine and puking, but that was more from upset stomach and then not wanting to move from feeling sick, because it wasnt really much alcohol. i used to like having a big glass of vodka and then going out for a walk, fun enough, but i would just sleep poorly and feel tired.also its fricking expensive! have you tried smoking marihuana instead?
>>82761936good beer like yuengling and blue moon is just tasty like cheddar cheese so it has a point regardless of whatever else.
>>82761946how tf do i get weed when i'm a retarded uggo with no friends
>>82761959>uggolmao you guys have such a weird self esteem issue going on, you think drug dealers care about your looks? Anyway, it's an universal rule that if you don't know where to buy weed, the homeless people in your town will show you the way
>>82761946>have you tried smoking marihuana instead?these dont touch the same part of the brain
>i don't drink alcohol it bad and shit!>...but have you smoked weed it's a miracle drug!Every time.
>>82761995It's about personal taste, there's no need to be upset. My best friend and I are opposites he is an alcoholic and I'm s stoner and we complement each other's vices
lmao didnt even get it
They make all sorts of different tasting fruity alcohol beverages you can try if you don't like the taste of a specific one. Some even taste like juice.
>>82762055for years when i'd be on vacation i'd order a pineapple and coconut rum combo thinking i found this awesome personalized drinkthen i brought it up with someone and they told me it was just a pina colada (one of the most common cocktails) and i felt like such a retard
Notice how alcoholic has an extreme negative connotation to it whereas stoner just sounds like you're a chill dude weed bro who smokes a bit too much but is funny afStupid weed worshipping mongs
Not many things are as enjoyable as absolutely decimating hordes of enemies with ease. Beat 1st act of vermintide but had to stop there for today. Goddammit I hate stopping once I get going. Anyway I also got all the dlcs so I can have much more fun once I'm done with the main game. Also 2 too.
>>82762091nice dude. vermintide's gear system really helps the gameplay loop. clicking on rats has never felt so good
>>82762068do you have a better word for weed addiction or a not so bad word for alcohol addiction? I'm willing to adjust my vocabulary to coddle your feelings
>>82760834Why tf would you order groceries online. You people are insane. So glad I'm not a mutt or whatever shithole you're from.
>>82762132I suppose OP would know that better than anyone else
>>82762127this is the funniest thing to freak out about. come on anon why the hell is convenience a bad thing, especially in a place where people usually champion introversion and hikkikomori tendencies
>>82762127You can order groceries online in the third world too
>>82761086I need a personal chef friend so bad. It's wild to me that some people are like you, that they actually enjoy cooking and not look at it as a waste of time.
Not even I would order groceries online or have food delivered. I guess I'm too boomer for that and it would deplete my money even faster. My fast food use is also going back up again. I really am a pathetic creature.
>>827621555 dollars for delivery is an entire weeks pay in 99.8% of the world
>>82762103My point is it's purposeful word politics that there's no seriously bad name for someone with weed addiction
Autumn is the best season for drinking beer because it perfectly matches the cozy feeling and if you're chilled gives you a warm sensation
>>82761237Bunnymutt gave his father golden showers when he was a kid
>>82762185not to mention all best speicality beers come out if you like that sort of thing.
>>82762171MLK gave up his life for this
my plans for tonight:- drink- kill myself
>>82762233just jerk off instead after drinking it'll be better
my plans for tonight:- drink- suck dick
>>82762246jealous oeii
i hate normies i hate normies i fucking hate normies i hate them
My plans for tonight are Do nothingsuffer from leg back painshitpost heremaybe cook maybe eat out yet again, who knows?
>>82762289Eating out is doing something
>>82762302I mean go get fast food/pizza then take it home and eat it.
my plans 4 tonite>rave in my bedroom because im very alone>jerk off after>sleep>wake up at night to jerk off again>sleep
my plans for tonight- drink- drink more
>>82762329At least it's not delivery
>>82762350Are you drinking something nice?
>>82762409>>82762409>>82762409new fwed
>>82762068I think all addicts should be executed on the spot uwu
>>82762415>Incompetent op post>made too earlyEvery damn time
>>82762149Just because you're a neet introvert doesn't mean you should stay inside all day. Walking outside by yourself in isolated places is one of the best feelings imo. Buying things at the store is basically just walking and light exercise which is better than sitting on your ass all day. I just hate this idea of everything being delivered to you by some big companies even if it's a fucking glass of milk. Tnx amazoon!
>>82762477that's funny cos i did just that today and some guys i walked past started chimping out and yelling hey at me just for being ugly and daring to walk past thembeing outside is aids if you are a robot
>>82762496Uh huh. And babies cried when you walked past them and women closed their windows while children ran inside their homes.
>>82762459you mean you didn't know? they didn't tell you?
>>82762591whatever stop giving normie advice to robots you normalnigger
>>82762477>can't relate to getting preyed on by teenagers because you're so immediately recognisable as valueless they can get away with it i am surrounded by normalfaggots and nothing else
>>82761983who said they were exactly the same thing? it's a different way to feel different. >>82761959its legal where i am if youre over 18 and if youre not you shouldnt be smoking weed anyway...or even in college really imo aside from a little bit. makes you redarded if you smoke too much too young. if (as i assume) you live in a rural or suburban area without obvious people to ask, you could try going into a vape shop/smoke shop type place and asking for a "single" or a "preroll" -- theyre not supposed to sell joints ofc but most do. they may ask if you mean a single cigarette, but just say "no you know a single" and smoke an air joint. this will probably cost you 5 or 10 dollars for a big joint -- you really dont need to smoke that much weed at once, so what i do is buy one of the onehitters that looks like a cigarette, untwist the end of the joint, pour a little bit of weed out onto a folded notecard, and then scoop it up into the onehitter. this makes for a pretty tiny amount to smoke but if you havent before itll be plenty. on the other hand if you want to get le stoooooned then go ahead and smoke the whole joint. if you forget to puff it for long enough that it goes out, you smoked enough. if you cant find a vape shop or they wont sell it to you, go to a gas station and if its a tattooed young guy working at the register, ask him "where can i get a dime" or "where can i get an eighth." a "dime" is 10 dollars worth of weed, and an eighth is an eighth of an ounce which will usually be like 20 to 40 dollars. this will probably be in the form of a few small nugs which you can either pick apart and put in a pipe or use a grinder to grind up. i actually stopped using onehitters in favor of carving pipes out of carrots -- get a good big carrot, cut off the top and then also the bottom half so you have about a four inch cylinder of carrot, bore a hole down the length with something and carve a little spot to put the weed in one end. i call it buggsin.
>>82762780i'm live in a rural 5k population european town
