love and peace (for fags)would you consider yourself a pacifist, anonprev thread: >>82809089
Hey 6'6anon, can you post another link? Yours ran out
No I am extremely violent and dangerious
>>82814335i'm a genocidist
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>>82814335saw vash, got excited, then saw "love and peace for fags", sad cuz am str8
>>82814335I believe in the conplete and utter annihilation of humanity... having said that I'll totally fall for someone who's a complete pacifist
I believe in self-defense and that's it. I won't start shit but I will finish it.
>tfw no stinky bf
>>82814437my penis has an odor if that's what you mean
>>82814335yeah absolute pacifist that doesnt defend himself or retaliate in any wayi also catch and release all mosquitoes but i just accidentally killed one 5 min agofly high little sucker
gay people belong in hell
>>82814342>begging to e date a prison gay bishit subhumanlol
>>82814372wouldn't you let a gay bro caress your muscles just out of pity?
Gotta love random anxiety attacks and suddenly feeling like you're a bundle of nerves.
>>82814560mosquitoes are enemies of god and the only creatures we are entitled to extinguish from the face of the earth
>>82814668lol, as if i had any
>>82814702But if you had one, would you let him touch you just like you would pet a lonely dog?
>>82814656>prison gay bishit>only interested in penis haversthat's not prison gay
>>82814349Honestly your fursona isn't even badly drawn yay >>82814342I don't use that shitty board so I'm afraid that's not me. He seems more autistic than me but thanks for letting me know someone similar is out there. >mainly other twinksBased based based>ftmCringe but not everyone is as based as me *sigh*
dandys world porn
I should make a fursona too but I don't want yet another generic cat and no other animals speak to me.
>>82814727Nta, but to clarify prison gay means he's only going after males because he can't get girls. Do whatever you want with that information
>dinner after midnight Ok but I still think this is less weird than those who have dinner at 18:00. I'm not naming any names just sayin.I guess I really didn't need a 3rd meal of the day tho now I feel sick
>>82814729Yay thankies an old friend did it for me as thanks for finding a thing
need a bad autistic bitch like this
>>82814765That's so sweet of them awwwww
>>82814782Yeah I kinda miss them waa
>>82814675I consider barnacles, mosquitoes, and louse to be true Evil aligned animals
>>82814798Shoud I ask what happened or do you not want to think and talk about it? :(
>>82814760Yes, and he's not prison gay. If he was prison gay, he'd be bisexual ("women and femboys"). But he only likes men.
>>82814824They disappeared from the internet waa no idea why
the most annoying thing about meow is adding waa or yay to every sentence. Reads like a 12 yo
>>82814335I guess? Idk? I only think violence is justified as self defense. And only in situations of immediate danger to yourself and others. This obviously excludes mentally ill violence against someone who disagrees with you (usually about politics). And if you wanna settle things with violence at least have a sanctioned fight with referees and medics and all. Anything other than that I'm heavily against.
I'm tempted to start copying meow's verbal tics, maybe it'll get me more attention, waaah yay.
>>82814864most of his posts is just begging for attention and getting no replies, it's kinda sad actually
>>82814864I don't get nearly enough attention thoUGH yay
>>82814828>But he only likes men>fem/mtflolilliterate nigger
>>82814844Should I meow instead gloo
>>82814864it does instill in me a primal urge to breed the person doing it, but i understand from experience meow has more hold ups about sex than a black dude talking about being egyptians
>>82814386This makes me think if opposites attract or do you someone who has vaguely same values as you? Question for everyone I suppose>>82814560>catch and release all mosquitoesOr you could just not touch them at all?>>82814712Desperation is so icky
>>82814881it makes me laugh when that happens for over an hour
>>82814908Idk I just think sex is kinda scary and I'm only super comfortable with sucking dick gloo
>>82814745It would be one funny thing you did in ages. Pay some poor starving artist to do it or ask meow that would be funny. Or even ai. This world needs almost 40yo neet cat sona
>>82814922it gets easier the more you do it desu
total fag death
>>82814941Probably yeah too good I'll never be having sex
>>82814908What type of a mental ilness is the desire to fuck someone repeating same boring things over and over? It's not even cute, he doesn't cry for a bf in a cute way. It's perplexing to me so I'll just assume you see recognizable text and get hard at that lol.
>>82814923I wouldn't even know what kind of cat to make it, eyes, fur ect... do I model it after 1 of the 9? Or go for another version of cat besides domestic. Maybe a pallas cat? They look naturally fat like I am.
u guys ever meet someone outside the internet? i wish tinder and such wasnt the most common way to meet with someone...
>>82814953jeets love predictible text and they run ur cunt
>>82814955Well you could think of the specifics yourself. My suggestion would be take your favorite cat (maybe Adelstein) and fuse your human for with him. Imagine if he was a fat balding humanoid neet.
>>82814953>It's not even cutein the exact context i agree, but i can find a bit of retard bottom talk cute. i do prefer it as a supplement to someone who can actually hold a conversation
>>82814976I can hold a Conversation if I want to thoUGH
>>82814959dating apps are not a bad way to meet new people unlike incel propaganda will have you believe. They make things possible
I member when that xitter spamming Jeet wanted to fly to meow so he can fight him but wanted meow to pay for his flight or something. That was funny thread moment. God that faggot was annoying.
>>82814922>comfortable with sucking dick>didn't let his bf touch his pptranny coded
>>82814973She's just a plain black long hair cat and she's virtually identical to her sister and fellow long hair black cat emerald except for some minor differences in the eyes and she has little tuffs of fur between her toes.
>>82814999He never tried to either also be less obsessed thanks
6 figures, 6 foot and 6 inches ^_^
>>82814976But my point is that he doesn't have any cute verbal tics...>meow meow where bf>moo I'm a stupid cow mooOk that last one is funny I admit that but more like point and laugh and less I wanna fuck this weird creature.
>>82815005Yeah but you said you aren't comfortable with letting anyone touch your pp even though you're comfortable enough to choke on cocks. Reads like genital dysphoria
>>82815022It's not even about that kt's just that I'm very sensitive yay
beep boop let's talk about your internalized homophobia boop beep
>>82815022Also sucking dick is dominant while getting a handjob is submissive so obviously one is easier than the other
>>82815012maybe some people have a hard on for retards? Personally I can feel my penis hiding away when a bottom uses these written affectations via text, it sounds so performative and annoying, not at all genuine
my pp grew a bit
>>82815041>sucking dick is dominantlel no retard
>>82814909either i touch them or they touch mebut i use a cup and paper anywayyou have to approach them slowly and they mostly only react once you trap them
>>82815053Lel yes retard prove me wrong you can't
>>82813429Why did cuckbot say this about meow?
>>82815053depends on the position and how hard you're sucking. Theres definitely a dominant way to suck a dick
>>82815072Rather there is no submissive way of sucking dick. It's dominant as fuck.
I look like this and do this if you give me $3
I need a bf to cock worship, I will do that submissively.
>>82815084uhm no leaning back with your mouth open while someone just kinda fucks your mouth and throat is pretty submissive.Pinning their legs down and sucking no matter how hard they pull away is dominant.
>>82815059>look how much that top is being dominated by this blower,>The real submission is getting sucked and not nearly choking to death Retarded take from a retard
>>82815101Will you give massage and do muscle worship when I'm sweaty after a workout?
>>82815101cock worship sounds really hot. i do have a particular affinity at the idea of having my head suckled on and shaft lapped up like a lollipop and lots of kisses and making out with it andwith all respect and decorum
Why are gays some of the most homophobic?
>>82815124Internalized homophobia and self hatred
>>82815103you can sub and blow and dom and blow
>>82815136People who say this have done neither
Oh right it's almost Halloween and I forgot my yearly depression for not cosplaying once in my sad life. This year I'm not cosplaying as a vampire. Maybe next year I'll not cosplay as a mummy idk!
>>82815100How much do it need to pay to touch his bare chest, ass crack and BAC?
Not looking for a bf right now because my real life hasn't started yet.
>>82815161>excuses yawn. Boring
beep boop let's talk about conservatives and queers boop beep
the most dominant way to suck someone's dick is by sitting your ass on his face while blowing him. i'm sorry but anything else and you're not in control
>>82815152Half the rent and groceries
Please no more politics and debates hue, can't we just chat and relax one thread?
>>82815100Soulless. How can anyone want hugs from strangers. What the frick.
>>82815174How much for living together and a date?
>>82815180you really want me to let chuds go unchallenged? Right I'll do it this time just for you, have your thread. I'm leaving. Peace out. You can thank me tomorrow. If someone sparks discussion it's not me
>>82815180We will chat when you have sex incel. I must do something with my day and Lord knows I'm not going to leave my room so your stuck with me. Have sex incel hisss hissss internalized homophobia bloo.
>>82815103He is obviously dominating that cock with his bodily fluids
>>82815185*hugs your waist*
>>82815196Lmao we all know you're going to come back in 15 minutes. Thi thread won't last 6 hours with your shitposting asshole. You have nothing to do all day so you beg for attention here. That's the only reason threads are fast and bad.
>>82815223*Throws you to the ground and stomps on you*ITS SELF DEFENSE OFFICER HE TOUCHED ME FIRST HE ENTERED THE DANGER ZONE
>>82815239Is that how you thank me for leaving your thread alone? Don't worry, little cel. My boy is coming over. Tonight I'll be busy and you won't see me until the sun rises. Peace, brother ;)
>>82815253*hugs the officer instead*
still wanna see a twink drink a cold soda and say "ahh" afterwards
The big muscly hugs are free to my beloved friends at r9gay howover only my future boyfriend and hugsband can reach underneath my sweaters and tight black tees to feel my bulging peccer puppies directly.
Who here wants a prison gay bf? I will give bjs every day after work
>>82815272How much to hug your asshole and your ass to hug me face down for hour?
>>82815168hello mr. Robot, beep boop
in my experience body type doesn't matter so much (within reason) as boys are always focused on cock. just keep showing them your cock and you'll be fine
>>82815310I have very ugly body (6 inch wrists and pectus excavatum) but 7 inch dong. Hearing this is life fuel.
>>82815329so long as you're not really really fat you should be fine. a bit of a concave chest really ain't nothing. i knew a boy who had really bad acne on his body and i still thought it was nice. you're usually more focuses on other parts
>>82815346You are talking to either a wall or a bot, he legit believes his 7 inch penis is small (if it really is that size)
>>82815329Youre a fakecel because I once said your pectus excavatum is hot (it is) and you said I was gross
>>82815361It's chadbot anon. It's the same anon behind the no asshole posts. Dude is a wacko, was legit asking for people to cut themselves for him and bragged about having done that multiple times before.
I am going to be honest if your bf isn't a millionaire you're NGMI. It doesn't matter how cock hungry he is, sucking your dick isn't going to pay the bills.
>>82815374The fleshy cum goblet.
>>82815361No I don't think 7 inches is small, if anything it's only saving grace and I postured it as such>>82815374Would you eat cereal off it? Honestly I've never told anyone irl so I have no idea>>82815376That's not me, wut. I'm not even a chad
Dandys World Pornography is actual peak
>>82815100thank you for the business idea
>>82815387having raw loud sweaty sex on an unkempt twin size bed in your overpriced studio every day after coming back from waging is peak thoughbeitjust a life of fucking sleeping and working. work is more bearable knowing you have a nice boy to fuck the cum out of him and have him make out with your dick afterward
>>82815508What if one or both of you are too tired after waging to have sex?
>>82815508I really don't ever want to think like this. Sex must play a minor role in my life.
>>82815599I want it to play a major role, and then take a back seat once 28 years of built up desperation dissipate
>>82815508I want this but instead of me waging too I'm at home :DI hope my cooking can make up for not having any money
>>82815586there's always pre work or weekend fucking. >>82815599why>>82815635it's a hard sell in this economy unless your bf is making decent money or you have roommates
>>82815659>in this economywhat if I manage to get neet bux? would that be good enough?
>>82815671are you a burger? if so, good luck. i've known genuine mental and physical defectives with multiple referrals from doctors not get it.if you aren't a burger, then maybe yeah
>>82815683yeah I'm a burger, it depends on the state I guess but I think I've got a good shot.
I dread having to find a job with zero work history at my age. Realistically how the fuck am I going to do it? When they ask what do I even say? Oh I spent my time leeching off of my mother and only even working now because the money is almost gone?
>>82815703kitchens and service jobs in general don't give a fuck. i'd personally recommend kitchen work as after the starting growing pains you can just vibe all shift.
>>82815702then you should probably apply now as even good cases can take multiple attempts (an attempt taking a year+ usually lol) gl bro
>>82815710with my leg/back problems and heat intolerance I don't know if I could stand working in a kitchen at all. I know I know beggars can't be choosers but that would be an absolute last resort for me.
>>82815719thx f@m, once I'm in I'm gonna take a top bf on a date :D
>>82815728remote call work then. usually wfm but you'll need to start applying a fuckton and you may have to start work doing something awful like collections. sucks, but at least you can work from home
would it be better to tell them that you spent a few years going mental but are now done with that
>>82815719yes and if you get it they backdate your bux from when you first applied so often you'll get a nice lump sum, but frequently that will go the lawyer since they are often needed to get you the bux in the first place.
Does having a job enrich your life as much as people make out it does?
>>82815849No but money is needed to survive, mostly working is tiring and mind killing. You are too tired to do anything but eat and and sleep.
>>82815849A good job, maybe. Definitely not wage slaving
>>82815849i find it helped me appreciate the time i do have better but yeah it kills your energy lol
mmmmmmboysmell
>>82815992this couple have a name? I find predatory/prey relationships in furry media hot. even better if the prey is the top but those are really rare
>>82816003it's beastars, a popular manga and now woefully disappointing animethey aren't actually gay sorry but they're legosi and louis
why do twinks love hiking so much?
>>82816035most people love hiking
>>82816035What makes you think they do?Twinks are the last group of people I'd associate with hiking
>>82814762>>Ok but I still think this is less weird than those who have dinner at 18:00. I'm not naming any names just sayin.
I pooped today guys. It was pretty huge and came out in one solid glop, wiped completely clean.
mom would frequently have dinner ready at 8pm but that was also the time the TV shows she liked to watch came on.
I always thought 5pm was the normie dinner time?
>>82816192In the old days where the man worked a 9-5 and came home to dinner on the table. Now dinner is whenever you get it ready.
>>82816126GITWM
>tfw no top bf thinking about me, waiting at home for him, while he wages
>>82816222I read a BL recently where an incubus comes to take a wagie's soul through his dick to pass his incubus exam but the wagie has ED from stress and overworking so the incubus starts living with him to make him healthy so he gets his erections back by cooking him food and looking after him
Damn I wish an incubus would come take my soul through my penis. I would give it willingly.
>>82816270that sounds so wholesome, I need a husbie so bad...
so hard not to get supersizedyoure all mcmonopolymaxxing i trust? you can get 10 free tries per day if you search reddit or w/e for the no purchase necessary request link. each try has about a 50/50 chance of winning a free food item on the bonus play.
>>82816308don't tell me about that, please. I've been just ignoring the monopoly stuff because I don't want to deal with the app.
I was always taught the soul was extracted from the anus
>came in bf's ass>he fell asleepNow what?
>>82816365Cuddle with him and go to sleep too, duh. Pus I thought it was the top was who supposed to fall asleep after nutting?
>>82816299https://myreadingmanga.info/shinta-harekawa-inmakun-ha-oshigoto-dekinai-eng/Here's the link if you want to read it
Running Halo Reach firefight"Halo 2 - Brute War" in the MCC custom browser
Parkour civilization but instead of bribing with parkour you bribe by sucking his dick.
Eating 5 tuna per day to increase the lead levels in my blood to make my dick heavier.
>>82816324sorry but its stupid to go without the app. its literally free money. large fries is 69 cents with large drink. every $15 you get a free cheeburger.
Roadhog from Overwatch bf with big thick cock. Yay or nay?
>>82816488I never get fries or a drink but a free cheese burger every 15 dollars isn't bad. That's two visits for me.
>>82816380his bf cums through his ass, some bottoms are developed like that>>82814988yeah but i wish someone my age hit on me in public or something..
>>82816442You can do the one block jump for the ass or you can do the one block vertical jump for the "beef."
Post your favorite doujinshi guys I'm bored
>>82816574My recent fave is this onehttps://myreadingmanga.info/nugget-bun-nageya-san-nugget-goushujin-sama-o-shioki-no-jikan-desu-master-its-mating-time-eng/it's a little fucked up. also been fapping to ddugyu a lot and Tsukuru stuff is always a fave
job interview tomorrow!!! nwn>>82816504yay!
>>82816592Skimmed through it, it seems pretty cute. I'm not personally into the rampant "man boob" fetishism but I can understand the appeal. The art style is actually quite pleasing, which is rare for yaoi that contains beefy guys. I liked it enough. Wouldn't jerk off to it myself though. Desu when I saw "nugget" in the title I thought it was going to be something much different lmao
>>82816616>pretty cuteNot exactly how I'd describe it kek
>>82816574>>82816616What's your favourite doujin?
What would you do if your nine year old cousin was recently orphaned and made to live with (you), anon? Would your gaycel frustrations ever become too much to bare?
Need a turkroach bf to put a shock collar on me and spam the shock button.
>>82816819Ignore him and hope he goes away
>>82816861>leftists aren't sex-deranged frea-
>>82816819First of all I don't have a cousin and even if I did I would never be a fucking pedo. I would try and raise him as best I could but realistically I don't think I'd do a good job at all. I can barely take care of myself.
>>82816819The scenario is too contrived for me to make sense of it desu
>>82816421so for it's very cute, thx for the recc! >>82816433I will install halo reach but I can't play tonight :(
>>82816819>white gay men when you tell them that raping children is bad
the inescapable inextricable inevitable reality of being a faggoat
I feel the happiest and most clear minded I've been in years. Not sure why, nothing special has happened. But I feel like I'm making progress. I need to keep going.
>>82817272good luck bro. use that high well
we're smoking on that nefarious shadow garden grown dark evil pack nigga this shit was watered with the blood of dragons and fertilized with the foreskins of all the world leaders this shit killed tupac nigga this shit make you go deaf this shit nigga make you feel like Mr Bean
>>82817272This was me last year. Then it all came tumbling down when Winter hit and I've still not recovered
i'm doing infection on reachlobby name is "gunga ginga">>82816433i keep missing ya xd
>>82817287We smoking some big willies up in here.
Asexual slut bf
this shit aint nothin to me man im going to bed man
>>82817408Got me a couple of fent ferrets waiting for me at the crib.
Bearded twink bf who gives you a hairjob with his beard.
>hairjobThat sounds horrible
Tired waa going back to schleep
>feel good sober>weekend coming>know i'm going to end up drinking anyway I hate it
i'm literally the nicest person of all time
>>82817801I don't deserve to date you but I would love to guilt and bother you into being my friend out of pity because you're too nice to refuse.
>>82817836you wouldn't do any of that because i have no asshole
>>828150096 dollars, 5'6, and 6 5"take it or leave it
>>82817860what the heLL is that supposed to mean mister?
I think I passed out last night since I woke up on the floor, I don't even remember drinking yet I still ended up like this, I feel like crap.
>>82817976you're a loser that no one likes? yes true you are lmao
This new Pokemon game is so normie coded>dude go to out shopping >be in a city all day surrounded by people!>go to restaurants to battleI feel exhausted just playing this and being around the NPCs
I'm making cup noodles.
>>go to restaurants to battleso pokemon trainers really whip out their onyxes to do earthquakes inside the poke-sushi places?or did i read that wrong
>>82818080There's legit a Pokemon arena in the middle of the high end sushi restaurant that all the tables are stationed around
nothing lasts forever except my virginity
>furry guy on pisscord doesn't want to meet up
>>82818127that's to be expected but this is when you use all the information you've surely managed to squeeze out of him to blackmail him or you'll dox him
>>82818136I already figured out what he looks like/his irl stuff but I couldn't bring myself to let him know/blackmail him because that's just very mean.
>>82818219no it's not mean, sometimes people just need a little encouragement, you're not really giving up this easy are you?
>>82818121Can we trade virginities? You'll still have a virginity for your future boyfriend, it just won't be yours.
>>82818241I am giving up easily. I've come to the realisation that he's really just prison gay and is more interested in women
Why don't all straight people become transgender lesbians? Apparently they are so un-gay that even seeing a man naked makes them sick. If they really are so grossed out by male bodies wouldn't they puke from seeing their own naked body in the mirror?It makes sense for gay people to not be transgender but straight people are either lying about the extent of their hatred for their own sex or they logically should be transgender.
how do i come out as prison gay to my parents?
>>82818341They already know anon
>>82816126That pic is how I imagine storyanon looks
Guess Im a brat tamer now
>tfw no bf with cute pair of feets he isn't afraid to use
>>82818560Jonah's stray
Can any fellow avoidants give advice on how I can get an online friend to leave me as fast as possible?I don't want to hurt him by leaving him so manipulating him into disliking me is second best.
i love you, anons (originally, of course)
>>82818636never initiate a convo and only use 1 word replies
>>82818636What kind of friendship do you have with him? On the scale of never seen each other's face to sleeping in the same ebed.
>start calling men using gay slang and calling men "she" as a joke to mock flamers>it's unironically extremely fun to do
>>82815100only women? Fuck China
I used the prison gay term outside of 4chan
>>82815849It's better to have a job than no job, having too much free time becomes exhausting eventually.
>>82818691it's a "met up irl once" level so he knows what I look like, that's why I want to manipulate him into disliking me.
>>82818709Prison gay is a pretty common term I thought. I've used moralfag outside of 4chan before
>>82818048>he bought itNGMI
>>82818682well i dont love you back >:(
>>82818048..there's a new pokemon game?not surprising it sucks, b2w2 was the last time game freak tried.
>>82818745oh :(well. i love you anyway, anon
>>82818723They thought I meant like gay but only in prison, literally
>>82818779just used bisexual next time, it's the same thing
>>82818718Hmmm, it's hard then. Tell them you need to have a little break from him to think about it all. Have you two tried to initiate something everything actually romantic?
>>82818796>Have you two tried to initiate something everything actually romantic?Thankfully I didn't go that far, I also got advice from /adv/ to ask him to borrow money so I think that's a nuclear option aswell.
>>82818751well i think youre a loser and your forehead is too big
>>82818750I'm enjoying it more now that it's opened up. It's weird, you're in a huge city and you run across the rooftops and do Captain Toad Treasure Tracker-esque puzzles
>>82818806Hmmm... ok well if you're not into a relationship with him, than you can say that you feel overwhelmed sometimes and need a break and not used to friends or not too sure about being this friendly that soon if you can't use "I'm not good enough" which is better for boyfriend types. Or that you're feeling like you need alone time, or that you're mentally unwell. Neither one of you tried to cross the clear boundaries right?
>>82818871I think I'll do something along those lines, thank you for being willing to help with this :D you're cool.
>>82818827why are you so mean to someone who loves you?
>>82817810Another one of meow's threads
Imagine if the dead internet theory wasn't a thing, it'd mean real people make threads like that every day.
buenas :D
wtf princesano hay sopa de macaco ;-;
Steins; gate op is so good holy fugg. Maybe I should listen to more OPs of anime I didn't watch
guy 1 with shirt saying: "i'm fucking retarded"guy 2 with shirt saying: "i'm retarded"
kid named retarded:>captcha WYTST
>>82819055Code Geass opening is goodPsycho Pass first two OPs are kinoSonny Boy opening song is good but video is live action mixed with anime scenesUsually the ones I listen to when I'm drunk off memory
Foo fighters > Evil Neuro > Poisoned mushrooms All great versions of the song btwhttps://youtu.be/mIVhCGKTEN8
>>82818779I thought that's what it meant. Like when one of the prison twinks and Bubba fuck in the shower.
anime openings and video game music and lofi hip hop and eminem
>>82819068Thank you! Psycho pass op 1 is one of my all time favs. I don't remember the rest but will listenhttps://youtu.be/jkd__a6WmS4Here is one from a show I loved and everyone should watch :D
Ninja vs gokudo is awesome, full of action, fast paced and doesn't waste your time. It's been a while since I saw an anime move that fast when it comes to plot. I will even forgive the very obvious "they don't know they're enemies when they're being friendly with eachother" trope.Middle aged Kamen rider wanna be show is goofy and chuuni and awesome as well despite my dislike of anything Kamen (from designs to justice to lame attack names etc)I'm pleased to say anime is still alive in the current year. We still get few fun shows a year. Which, for nostalgiafags, is still more than when you had total of 9 shows a year in the 90s or whatever. Point being: you can just ignore Isekai light novel slop and high school bs and still enjoy anime.*Feeling good*
>>82819122I have this anime downloaded but have yet to watch itAnother "OP" I like is Tales of the Abyss but it's from a video game not an anime. Very kino vibes though
job interview at a coffee shop in an hour. u guys ever fall in love with a waiter?
>>82819157I always assume waiters are talking shit about me behind my back because they probably are
>>82819157are they sexy and can they give me their own tip? extra meat croissant?
>>82819163if i saw u at my workplace i would throw u a wink :3
Kill all namefags yay
loco is cute
>>82818700You're only doing it ironically, right?
>>82818715Ok but I hate working and even when I don't work I still don't have enough free time to do all the things I want.
>>82818751This anon is cute! Very cute!
>>82819234hehe, thank you anon
I do not hate women, in fact I like them better than men as people sometimes, but pls, whenever I'll do something romantic or sexy with my fbf, don't get in the way. You can write all sort of your fujo fanfics and I'd gladly read them, but I want to be horny with my bf alone. There are things no woman should ever see, it's not your world
>>82819170chill my dick is average at best and my wages are barely above minimum... i need my tips>>82819189:(>>82819195:) <3 you are cuter than cute
>tipsso glad I don't live in America. Nothing against you anon, your paying system is just fucked up
I do hate women
>>82819296why? Did a gal steal your man?
>>82819267im not northamerican, and the problem really is that customer service / gastronomy jobs are very much underpaid. i dont think the issue pertains to one sole region but idk whats going on with egypt's waiters. do tip when u can in case we ever cross paths :p
>>82819312No, they're just insufferable
i need a red blooded american boy to conquer my euro ass
i need deadly weapons
>>82819313Egypt?>jobs are very much underpaid.I know anon, that's why I said your paying system is fucked up. Waiters are underpaid everywhere, but at least in other countries tip is optional because it's not expected from the customers but from the employer to pay them decently. You pay hidden taxes even when you shop at the supermarket, america is a scam wherever you go>cross pathsI would but I don't think that will ever happen, never traveling to America, looks like hell
america is the best country in the world though
>>82819387I will admit, as bad as living there is, guns being legal means there's always an easy way out, that's the one thing the US does better than the rest of the world.
i'm moving to palestine
Everyday I become more and more convinced that straightoids are incapable of love
>>82819455I think they can, but their love doesn't reach the same heights of pureness and perfection of a sweet, real gay love. I'm saying this unironically. Two dudes' souls connecting for life is something just too powerful, a sort of chemistry and understanding impossible for two people of opposite genders
>>82819479It takes so much more devotion and emotional strength for a relationship between two men to prolong too
Someone made fun of me for the way I dress and having too much corduroy in my wardrobe now people are making fun of me just for the way I dress because I'm not chad
>>82819485you say? I think you're right alas, as much as it hurts to admit it. Gays are influenced by their own community to be less monogamous than straights, men overall like to have sex a lot and with wilder experiences. I think it's biological, but also sociological because "gay" is still seen as something sexual rather thaj something romantic
>>82814335Buttplug popped out on the bus to work today :/ I'm only 21. It was filled with people going to work/school The kids were calling me a faggot :/tbf the smell was horrific.Suggestions?
>>82819514take the train instead
>>82819514i'm sorry baby :(but why do you wear one?
>>82819509for the longest time gay culture was meeting up with randos at 3am, having sex and then sneaking back home. Because the straights would kill us if we did anything more. It's only been possible to have an open boyfriend for maybe 50 years. That's a lot of history to overcome.
>>82819548and that's what it should have stayed as
>>82819564Why? Why should we not have what everyone else has? Straights for the longest time admired our casual sex culture and guess what, they have it now.
>>82819574because faggots are an enemy of nature
>>82819359tipping is not optional in the US? i dont think thats true. ive never expected an employer (for these kind of jobs) to pay decently, it doesnt have much to do with the tips at least from my point of view. it only makes sense to me that every job should be enough to live with.>You pay hidden taxesthats not a problem i have, but i know anglos are very peculiar about taxes.>>82819514i would have put it back on for you
random sadness about missing out on fatherhood
>>82819548true, homophobia plays a big part in this, expecially in the Western world, and it also plays a big part into idealizing gay love as filthy rather than as something innocent. Maybe that's why, fujo gaze aside, Jap BL feels so pure and tender compared to our gay media landscape: despite its conservative culture, very much alive to this day, Asia used to be more nonchalant on those topics.To think Plato said that the highest form of eros was only availabe to homosexuals...sad we're still so unevolved after thousands of years from the ancient greeks
>>82819579>tipping is not optional in the US?technically it is, realistically it isn't. Depends on the place but not tipping is seen as very bad on you, especially for things like waiting and delivery. That unfortunately is being exploited by companies asking for tips for just doing the basic job.
>>82819588why? You can live and have sex with your bf forever without any risk of generating someone you'll have to forcefully care for in a world that's getting worse and more expensive every day
>>82819041Hola guapito :3
>>82819599What happens when you are old and unable to care for each other? Wouldn't a child to pop in every so often and check on you help?
>>82819514I love making up fake stories because I no likey gay peepos :(
>>82819588you wouldnt adopt?>>82819592what a convenient custom for the rich!
>>82819599ok, funniest shit i ever seen nigga
>>82819588I mean you could always adopt I guess? I plan to when I'm older even if I don't end up with anyone, I'm just hoping that I'm not too mentally ill for it since all my relationships have been unstable to say the least
>>82819646adoption would be nice, but one of my own would be betteridk
>>82819635kids aren't meant to care for you when you're old, you are meant to care for them. Of course, in a good and healthy family, everyone helps each other out, but it shouldn't be expected from your kids, for them to give up on their life to care for their elder parents. The thought of having to do it all alone one day will help you in keeping yourself healtier. Most child free old people I saw were sane
>>82819646>what a convenient custom for the rich!it is but like everything here it is designed to exploit the poor. They can pay tipped workers as little as like 2-3$/hr and expect them to make it up in tips so that's why tipping is so heavily pushed. I admit recently they've gone a bit overboard with it but the problem is that.
>>82819634jeje holaaa. como va el dia?>>82819679>everything here it is designed to exploit the poortake that one step further
>>82819641I wear a buttplug all the time and I'm gay ?
>>82819728>take that one step furtherWhat do you mean by this? It's well known everything here has to be as exploitative as possible.
what lipstick do u guys use?
>>82819763My own blood
>>82819019>certified cuckbot postStop forcing your cuck fetish into everything it's gross
>>82819157The zoomer boys working at Chick-fil-A always get me bricked up.
>>82819728Estoy trabajando desde casa y lo unico q quiero hacer es dormir :(>>82819763Never used one
I wish I learned Spanish instead of German, but I wouldn't have my contrarian self if I did that.
Moo I'm a fat tranny cow moo
>>82819916Haha one of the few times where I laughed at a meow post lol that's a good one
>>82819760i mean to look at the root. if its true that, on the most economically dominant country, workers are juiced to death, then whats there to expect from the rest of the world? i think one should be truly obtuse to find no issue with the way "work" happens. id elaborate but im feeling tired and i wont think too hard.>>82819858right on>>82819866>trabajando desde casaperdicion y agonia... espero te sea leve hasta que puedas dormir. de que trabajas que te dejan hacerlo desde casa?
my CAT brought me a dead squirrel, I hope he knows we're doing ok and don't need a squirrel, thankful doe.
>>82819993Ya falta hora y media hasta q termine. Trabajo como desarrollador de web, intentando ganar pasta hasta q la IA me replace
>>82815239Are you gonna apologize for being wrong and thank me for leaving your incel thread alone? lol
>>82820007He thinks you can't hunt and is bringing you food like he would an inept kitten.
>>82819509>Gays are influenced by their own community to be less monogamousI disagree entirely. I think the community is pretty much neutral about that. I think that's more of a misconception. The community is all about freedom to live your life as you want it. To blame them for your own romantic shortcomings is giving off bitter vibes.
>>82819577>>82819564you probably noticed it by now, that rejecting and hating your homosexuality doesn't make it go away. You're in a gay thread still, perfect example of this.
Don't forget that many people both gay and straight have wild years of casual when young then settle down and have long term loving relationships when they get older. It's an incel myth that those people will be alone while the bitter wretchs like them will the ones alone instead.
>>82820129aww that's so sweet, I gotta pet him more.
>>82820170Yeah lol, some peolple just fuck a lot and then you have these envious gremlins acting as if it's moral reprehensible
>>82819229What do you wanna do? I feel that I have too much free time when not working...
name a better duo than gay bar and molotov cocktail i'll wait
>>82820191It's perfectly okay to fuck a lot as it is not fuck at all. The lesson being that you should be free to do what you want with your sex life, and not judge others for having the same freedom. It's shortsighted to adhere to a sexually retentive morality as a sex minority.
>>82820201you and a bf. bitter queen
I'm horny and jerk off a lot if I were having actual sex would it really be all that different?
>>82819229>enough free time to shitpost It's discipline you lack, not time
>>82820223yes youd have to spend money on condoms and lube
>>82820223Only the difference between being alone and having someone
>>82820191Fags having giant gangbangs and orgies and doing the most deviant sex acts possible and then bullying me and harassing me and refusing to fuck me because I'm not 6ft tall is wrong and morally reprehensible
>>82820022no se si algun dia podra. el disenio (non ascii text is not allowed -_-) y el gusto estetico son algo bastante complejo, dificil de imitar fielmente. pero que se yo. espaniol o suda?
>>82820244Who's bullying you, anon? You're coming off as resentful and bitter as hell. Some fags have orgies, some don't. The lesson you should take from this is to do what you want and be happy about it. Instead you are unhappy about your circumstances and you decide to attack people who aren't doing anything to you.
>it's hue timepeace out
>>82820244You missed the part where you try to make young mentally vulnerable gay people do self harm on camera for you
>>82820255I can't do what I want and I can't be happy because bottoms won't let me because I'm not 6ft tall
>>82820257Bye, sweetie. You won't be missed. Go be a bitter virgin elsewhere, this thread is mine now and I'm gonna make it extra normie friendly and woke inclined to push people like you away. Call it a hygienist approach
I thought Hue left for the day?
>>82820281>didn't read I told you I was leaving for the night to spend it with my boy and I'd be back when the sun rises. I came inside him twice btw
>>82820244I'm not 6ft or having orgies yet I'm nowhere near as bitter than you, if you want to try and fuck others then go ahead, take what >>82820208 to heart
>>82820305But I can't go and fuck others because I'm not 6ft tall
>>82820266don't forget to tell us how you have made young gays cut themselves for you, you lunatic
>>82820247Naci en espana pero mis padres se mudaron pa inglaterra y he perdido mucho de mis skills hablando espanol.Es extrano ahora mismo pq la IA es bueno y mejorando, pero todavia no es bueno suficientemente para quitarme.>>82820208I wanna fuck a lot but with only one person
Does the typing game have a mode where you play with or against a friend or does it only have the public battle royale mode.
>>82820313Name 10 times where this happened with video proof please
>>82820316>Still a dateless virginI think what you really want is to be sorry for yourself and alone, that's why you never tried dating
>>82820323>>82820312>please forget what I said last thread about stringing multiple guys along and making them cut for me The more reveal about your personality, the more clearer it is why you are alone
>>82820316Then go out and look for that person like you never did before
>>82820327I need to start writing NTA more often, I liked what you wrote and agreed to it. But yes, I'm also a dateless virgin, just not as bitter as the one you were talking to
>>82820334Any proof that it was me posting that? No? I didn't think so bitch now keep crying over the fact that I'm not chad and I can't have sex brazilian whore
I was supposed to have my bloodwork retested the first week of oct and I never did. Oops. I still need to get this tooth fixed or pulled, I might well lose it this time.
>>82820316>InglaterraI'm so sorry anon, no one deserves this fate
>>82820353>Backtracking this hardYeah it was you, alright. The same shitposter saying all bottoms only want chad, and your 7 incher is actually "small". The same blistering level of delusion. Clearly you regret showing us what type of psycho you truly are
>>82820316yo onions un Chicano, no hablo espanol buen tampoco, onions Mexicano. Yo quero un bf!
>>82820360I'm struggling here, people have way higher standards and I can't meet them. But I've become so anglofied that I feel like a complete tourist in my own native country
Jerking off is literally a lot more comfortable than sex, I don't get why people freak out over it when it's just objectively worse than fapping.With another person, it feels like I can't like the stuff I like, I have to be "enjoyable" to be around, I have to focus on the other person's enjoyment rather than my own, and I can't even cum from it or I have to force an orgasm out of myself which is not enjoyable at all.I seriously don't get the appeal.
>>82820316>Naci en espana pero mis padres se mudaron pa inglaterrade guatemala a guatemierda.hablas espaniol con tus familiares al menos? o estan todos "integrados"?NO PUEDE SER QUE ESTA PORONGA NO ME DEJE PONER NI EL SIGNO DE INTERROGACION VOLTEADO AHHH T__T
>>82820387Tu onions?
>>82820378My 7 inch penis is small it's regularly laughed at and mocked by bottoms everywhere
Sure you haven't mixed the inch side with the centimeter side of the ruler?
>>82820424S 0 Y, YO S 0 Y! gracias quatro channel
>>82820387Jajaja el filtro te jodio completamente. Hola mi amigo chicano, yo tambien quiero bf ya! (Sin esfuerzo de mi parte) >>82820404Si, hablo con mi familia pero ya tengo el acento britanico ekisde. Y es bueno q no tenga q usar los acentos pq nunca los aprendi
>>82820394I agree. My ideal partner would be someone who enjoys fooling around and mutual masturbation, but doesn't expect cumming to be a shared experience.
>>82820389Sounds tough, I may be Scottish but even I can admit that England ruins a lot of people, the few times I went down there was hellish so the fact that someone would want to move there is baffling to me
>>82820394> I have to focus on the other person's enjoyment rather than my own,why do you *have to*? it seems to me youre not comfortable with asking for what you want.>>82820424Mis onions. Mi plantita de onions en mi patio de onions.
>>82820394>Said the person who never had sexThe best part of sex is that when you're finished you have someone you love to hug and cuddle and sleep next to. Masturbating doesn't get you that.
>>82820425And you have made people do self harm for you, fucking delusional lunatic >>82820432He's just delusional who got completely mentally destroyed by being rejected by a random anonymous bottom on discord and never recovered
>>82820455Was the difference between England and Scotland that jarring? I know culturally they're different but surely not that different, right?
>>82820394I'm khhv so I can't speak from experience but there's something hot about having someone do the work for you instead of using your hand. Having them say hot and kind things to you during intimacy, cuddling, eating together and not feeling judged. Also I love the idea of getting someone off.
>>82820440>yo tambien quiero bf ya! (Sin esfuerzo de mi parte) tan real>ya tengo el acento britanicome gustaria ver como suena un espaniol con las inflecciones y el tono ingles. debe ser raro jaja. que pais te gusta mas, donde estan los chabones mas lindos?
>>82820499Basically the same, I also want to feel and taste my bf's cum, hot and fresh. Just jerking off together doesn't provide that.
homophobic bf is the way to go
>>82820485More specifically I mean the south of England, there's a lot more immigration, racism and honestly less friendly people there, I can really only describe it as more fake than up here, plus I know this might sound ridiculous but I ended up vomiting there because the air quality was a lot worse than here, on the surface it may seem similar but I would say Scotland hasn't became as bad as England yet
>>82820500No se, hace tiempo q fui a espana y no se como parecen ya. Los hombres aqui varian un monton. Me fui a Suecia hace 2 anos ya y joder los tios son lindos pa alla.No se si hacer vocaroo, me da miedo q alguien me reconozca la voz jaja
umhttps://files.catbox.moe/yupppe.mp4
>>82820499>I'm khhv so I can't speak from experienceThe worst thing about this thread by far is how people with the least amount of experience are the ones who are the most opinionated on these issues
>>82820510a homophobe won't enter a gay relationship though, they'll just cry about loneliness, blame the gay community and be bitter like they do in here
>>82820432Here's the measurement in cm instead of inches
>>82820559not if you take him on enough dates
>>82820534leeme un poema que te guste y yo te leo otro a cambio. no te preocupes, creo que tus enemigos tienen mayores ocupaciones a esta altura del dia :p>>82820536explain yourself
>>82820456>it seems to me youre not comfortable with asking for what you want.That's probably another reason why I prefer a classic wank over anything more complex.
>>82820560>bigger than 99,9% >Still thinks it's small You know how we clock delirium in psychiatric patients? Even when we explain why they're wrong with logic, evidence, showing how 2+2=4; they still won't budge. Delirious beliefs persist strong, completely indifferent to reality.
>>82820594Then you prefer masturbation out of a personal failure with interpersonal sexual interactions, not necessarily because masturbation is better than sex. Literally a (you) problem
>>82820572He won't go to a single date, just like people here
>>82820602Statistics don't matter to bottoms they still want at least an 8 inch penis and will mock you for having anything smaller and besides these statistics don't include BBC and my tiny white penis doesn't even come close to the average BLACK penis
>>82820612Having to deal with other people is just another reason, it doesn't subtract all my previous points.If you had a sliver of an attention span you'd remember my previous post.
going on secret dates with straight men is peak love
>>82820594id jerk off with u to help u get out of ur shell :3
>>82820584https://voca.ro/1m3fupkJmF3Z be gentle
it's time...tell me where you stand
>>82820560oh we're doing this now?i got that "scientifically perfect" cock ^_^
>>82820678Probably a mix of neutral masc and true neutral. I deeply want to be fem though at least to try it out.
>>82820698This isn't funny you are doxing my penis now delete this
7 inches is average btw
>>82820678prolly a mix of lawful and neutral fem.
>>82820628>Facts don't matter to a deliriant lunatic Indeed. Most tops are out there getting their sub 6 inches dicks sucked off, but not you because on top of being a delirious nutjob, you are also addicted to self pity and feeling sorry for yourself.
>>82820678which one is the useless sack of shit that hides in his room al day, only comes out for food and bathroom breaks then only because I have to?
>>82820678A mix of lawful Masc and neutral with some chaoticc neutral I think? I'm not a weeb or anything but I am nerdy nihilist that volunteers
>>82820745right here please save me
>>82820738>Most tops are out there getting their sub 6 inches dicks sucked offHow many times have I told you that I'm not chad? You cannot compare me to chad and chad's sex life because we are completely different and I will never be chad
>>82820678Chaotic neutral except I'm an ACTUAL shut-in instead of the poser bullshit in that picrel.
>>82820669ey me gusta tu voz, aunque siento que susurras un poco. son bonitos los timidos jajaj. lindos poemas tambien!ahora veo que compartirte :3
>>82820678Chaotic neutral if he went outside >>82820698So many people have penises in the 90+% region. Makes you think
>>82820770I always took it as the Indians and Chinese bringing the average right down, plus gays tend to have bigger dicks for some reason
I need a big dick bottom, imagine that glorious meat spire bouncing up and down but knowing it'll never be inside something.
>>82820719The average is around 13 cm which is about 5 inches.
>>82819055Steins;Gate op is good it's just the anime itself I found lame as fuck
>>82820755You are a nutjob, dude. Completely delirious. You asked people to self harm for you. Maybe you being alone forever is better for everyone.
>>82820786>plus gays tend to have bigger dicks for some reasonGlad I'm doing my part in breaking stereotypes by being the anti-stereotype.
>>82820770>So many peopleYou don't really know that because you have no experience with dicks in real life. Just on the internet. It's called selection bias. People with bigger dicks are more likely to show it off here
When I measure my pp it says 7 inches but when I take a picture it doesn't look big. Does this happen to anyone else?
>>82820755So what it takes is finding an ugly small dick top with a bf and your entire worldview falls apart?
My hongriness leaving my body after eating my boyfriend's ass
>>82820836get a 7 inch dilddo and put it up your ass, I bet you'll then that 7 inches is quite big for that.
>random muslim walks past your house>climb through your window and stabs you for listening to musicthis will be the future
>>82820836Learn to anglemax. If your dick looks smaller in pictures, you're doing it wrong.
it's 2pm that means it's mcdonalds time. What do I get today I wonder
>>82820868KFC is better
never try to date a gay man, straight only
>>82820852I did do that, I got the vixen mustang and it's literally the same exact size as me. But I rarely use it because it's too much effort and too big, instead I got a 5" insertable length dildo that I always use and makes me cum every time.
>>82820880true because all gay men are mentally ill freaks
>>82820875KFC will cost you an arm and leg now, at least for chicken on the bone. Also here lately KFC is shit.
i'll say it again, the biggest dildo i own which is smaller than my own normal penis is too big for me
>>82820868My order is 6p mcnuggets with medium fries cheddar dip and a mcflurry, flavour depends on what they have available but usually I go for choco chip or oreo. Oh and a medium soda (coke) but I guess for americans that's a small soda?
>>82820887>no self awareness whatsoeveri love my gay autistic friends on /r9gay/ :3
Zero control bait taking, bot replying mongoloids
>>82820900I wanna have a big dick so I can impress people when I show it. But I also want a 5.5" top to just fucking rail me nonstop.But I love you too anon <3
I wonder how many of 5 games I'm playing at the same time I'll finish
I'm really obsessed with the idea of a bottom riding my cock instead of me fucking him? Does this happen or is it just a fantasy?
Remember to make the new thread when this one falls to page 2 so we can have nice stream of hue diarrhea to start it off and reach bump limit under 6 hours. This is good because uhhh active thread is good!
>>82820764Gracias anon, te espero aqui. Y si, muchos de mis amigos se quejan q hablo muy bajito pero no lo puedo evitar.
What would it take to get into your DMs? What will it take to get you to humor an e-date? What kind of guy, what's he look like, what's his personality?
WAAAAAA WERE BF
>>82820944engagement = goodline must go upwon't somebody please think of the shareholders?
>>82820845That's the thing about deliriums anon. evidence to the contrary doesn't matter. I once knew a patient, an old lady, who was mentally ill and had deliriums of being in a romantic relationship with a younger guy who lived at her condo.Contrary to the advice from our preceptor, the social service went all the way to contact the damn guy and make him record a message to her saying he never knew her and was actually married. We showed her the message of the guy literally saying "I don't know who you are, I never met you before" and you know what her reaction was? >No, no, this is my husband and we love each other Just pure blatant denial of reality. You can't really argue past deliriums, or logic your way out of them. It's legit mental illness at play. Reality doesn't compare to whatever they've built inside their heads. And that's just a funny story about an old crazy lady with harmless delusions. You don't want to know what happens when people have actually dangerous deliriums like persecutory thoughts
>>82820939this is what i want ehet. bottom
>>82820889It still taste amazing here but yeah... it's more like an occasional treat than what some other anons do (like seriously, fast food everyday is unhealthy), plus the smell of McDonald's is awful to me so KFC would be my go to
>>82820939It means he's cock hungry for you and that feels good on the soul.
>>82820856Either vote for the left that will mass-imort the third world until they eventually undo gay rights, or vote for the right that will undo gay rights.the illusion of choice
>>82820948>an e-dateWhy would you ever do that instead of dating local guys
>>82820944Better than incel diarrhea
>>82820972Or maybe the immigrants will secularize because gay immigrants exist and immigrant women want western freedom too?
>>82820888>all gay men are [just like me]based
>>82820947https://voca.ro/14PUOV2CBAjyalgo de un poeta de tu nacion, rafael alberti =) me costo pq me interrumpen cada dos segundos :s
>>82820963I haven't had KFC in close to a year or so but the last time an 8 piece bucket was through the roof. I get frozen chicken on the bone that I out in the oven for an hour, it's okay but still no KFC. Even that is expensive really for what you get.
>>82820868My order is a filet o fish with crispy potato wedges, blue cheese dip and a coke.They're gonna take it away so I have as many of those as possible to get it out of my system.
>>82820868There's no way you're only eating out twice a week when you talk about it everyday
Do you guys watch drag race or listen to chapelle roan? I feel bad when the fag gc starts talking about it and idk anything and I'm scared they're gonna find out I'm prison gay
I need to eat banana split with my boyfriend before it's all over.
>>82820996Not me this time hue, plus it's only 1pm here.
>>82820985I already argued about this with you, it won't be fun the second time.
>>82820999You know you're free to not personally like popular things without making it a statement about your chud personality, right? Never heard any chapelle songs but I used to love drag race when I was a teen. >Prison gayDo you even know what this means
>>82821020I think your argument boils down to believing every immigrant is just like the average r9k/pol woman hating incel and ignoring the gay and women immigrants.
>>82820992I hate how expensive everything is now, you just know something is going to happen sooner or later with all this rampent greed
>>82821023nta but being a chud gay is fun as fuck, I don't have to pull any punches towards gays because I'm gay myself.
>>82820989Muchas gracias loco. Tienes la voz mona, y me gusto el fin cuando te comistes las palabras. De que pais eres, suenas sudamericano
>>82821037The only thing going to happen is even more inflation. It's inevitable.
>>82821037Don't worry it will reset after ww3 you just gotta make sure you survive it.
>>82821023I've been called prison gay here a few times. And it didn't help I fumbled an e-girl that I still have feelings for recently. I just gotta mask good enough so that they don't realise I'm nearly a wizard.
>>82821039>being a chud gay is fun>Look at the gay chud thread>Bunch of bitter loners crying about not having a bf 24/7You don't know the meaning of fun. Staying permanently online inside your room ain't no fun
>>82821067Imagine liking two genders and failing to score both
If you are in the closet do you get an f-word pass if you are using it to divert attention from yourself?
>>82820678I'm between lawfully fem and Chaotic Neutral, with some Neutral Masc sprinkled in. Can't really pick only one
>>82821076I know bro, I feel like I deserve the incel title instead of the insecure tiktok zoomtards.
>>82821070Whether I'm the most leftie soiguy in existence or a bible-thumping conservatard, it doesn't change the fact my developing years consisted of nothing but failure and ostracization which made me a permanent shut-in, being an edgelord at the very least provides me some entertainment while I rot in eternal limbo.
>>82821083f word pass are for openly gay men only
>>82821054Is it stupid that I think I'll survive it?
>>82821094>Whether I'm the most leftie soiguy in existence or a bible-thumping conservatardBut which of these two you lean more towards? This is very important. You wouldn't be a lonely rotting carcass if you were a leftie basedboy queer, just saying.
>>82821094You're just like me, except I somehow ended up a libtard. But given the state of the world, I feel like being a libtard is contrarian now.I still hate Muslims though
>>8282110297% of the population survived ww2. You just have to make sure you dodge any draft. No soldier will survive the war on either side. Hide in the woods and mountains at any cost. That's my plan
need high IQ twink to step on me
>>82821110Even gay muslims?
>>82821128Be so fr anon
>>82821094>developing years consisted of nothing but failure and ostracizationYou think that ostracizing had nothing to do with you being an edge lord with politically incorrect opinions? You have PTSD from school bullying, dead serious.
I hate all of you because you think looking like some emo guy wagecuck with baby face and a little chub is ugly (WHILE having 6 inches penises AT LEAST) and then there's me, with pencil erect dick, shut in, blob body, ugly af cat face, completely unbfable. Only I should be allowed on this thread, you are all failed normies who should just go out more often and you'll get a bffuck you
>>82821108>You wouldn't be a lonely rotting carcass if you were a leftie basedboy queerYeah because my diet would consist of prep pills and grindr men's dicks.
>>82821087Failing to get girls is at least understandable as getting girls is indeed hard. Failing to get boys just means you refuse to try anything in real life. It's a completely self imposed issue, like femcels being lonely. Like voluntary celibacy.
>>82821146You're also a lunatic who asked people to cut for you, fatty. You deserve loneliness
What is it when you realize that the school bullying you went through was basically all your fault for being such a cringey little weirdo always spouting edgelord shit? The normies were just expressing freedom of association by ostracizing me and my weirdness.
>>82821150And a bf. Which is so much better than the alternative you have chosen, being a lonely chud rotting inside your room, bitter and resentful
I want more gay friends. Does anyone want to be my friend?
>>82821166Realizing this and forgiving the normies who excluded you for being insufferable is the first step towards healing your dog shit personality. The second step is trying dating apps
>>82821161I am not that anon
>>82821139>You think that ostracizing had nothing to do with (...)I was like 7 or some shit, I cared more about minecraft than whatever the fuck we're talking about hereare you a moron or are you acting like a moron to get a rise out of me?>>82821169Atleast I'm not a whore.
>>82821189Stop being deliriant, chadbot
>>82821139I never got how people let school bullying affect them desu, like the same thing happened to me but it wasn't that which messed me up, it was getting molested, the violence and being used to scam people that affected me, school bullying always seemed like nothing in comparison
>>82821192>was like 7What about when you were 13, 14, 15 and 16? What happened then when you had no longer the mask of childhood to hide bad personality and hateful opinions?
>>82821192It's better being a whore who can get a bf than a lonely bitter celibate rotting in here
I still care more about minecraft than whatever you guys are talking about
>>82821192>I was like 7 or some shit, I cared more about minecraftI hate being reminded that I'm old>>82821184I like frens but I'm too shy to approach>>82821153Man, it's so scary out there. I really struggle talking to people cuz my mind goes blank or I'm just unable to show any emotion and I look like a psychopath.Maybe I'm volcel as you say, but I literally met every incel criteria other than straight.
>>82821192 #>was like 7What about when you were 13, 14, 15 and 16? What happened then when you had no longer the mask of childhood to hide you were sucking the exhaust pipe of your dad's car getting off at the thought of incest?
>>82821217cute, you sound cute
>>82821217You should care more about getting a bf than playing games. You can go back to playing games after finding one
>>82821204they're just looking for some excuse to explain why they are what they are. In reality school bullying is rarely very bad but at the time it does seem bad through lack of comparison.
>>82821221>Maybe I'm volcelyeah you are. You have average dick, chiseled jaw, standard body, work, nice beard, nice hair but you're just an huge autist
>>82821166Ultimately it was my father's fault for raising me wrong and for doubling down when it became obvious that what he was doing was harmful. I still remember in 3rd grade when I got in a fight with another kid on the playground (as he taught me to always do when feeling wronged or disrespected). Afterwards in the principal's office when discussing punishment he got upset and started shouting and did a fake punch to make the principal flinch and called him a blubbering bookworm. That principal went on to become the superintendent of the school district the following year and the constant harassment from faculty and administration never stopped after that. It didn't matter that I was just a kid being told to do wrong. A whole organization of adults was determined to persecute me haha
>>82821042jeje gracias, argentino onions =^)
>>82821245>>82821245ropefuel or hopefuel?
>>82821264small town beefs are real and petty. I know my mom always drilled into me never fight no matter what, not even in self-defense because getting into trouble was the end of the world as far as she was concerned.
>>82821243School bullying can be very bad and I don't blame someone for being traumatized by it. I'd rather they blame school bullying a thousand times than assume a homophobic bitter personality blaming their loneliness on the gay community or the sexual liberation movement that allowed them to be openly gay.
You're autistic morons with pretty face and good genetics who can't talk to people who probably have a crush on you already but are waiting for you to make a moveI'm a monster looking gaycel who can have a conversation with literally anyone but the second they see me they're disgusted at the thought of me liking them and they push me away.
>>82821256Are you confusing me for someone else? I literally have mouth breather face.
>>82821206You should probably give a shit more about the sociopathic little shitheads that bully people for no reason and the incompetent fucking adults that do nothing about bullying than some random guy that's fucked up as a result of it.
>>82821271Hopefuel if you don't love yourself, rope if you believe a word of a bishit like the literally prison gay OP says
>>82821212Well, that's your opinion, what can I say?I'm not gonna be the one with a prolapsed anus.
>>82821271>I have left him lots of times cause Im an asshole. He always comes back to meI wish this big ass twink would cheat on this pos multiple timesanyway: ropefuel. Chad Assholes getting the boy, how can it be hopefuel? Unless you're an asshole as well
>>82821264>>82821264Your father sounds like he was a massive jerk and your feelings are justified m You should still try irl dating though
>>82821298I'm prison gay and would never treat my fbf like that ever. I'd make sure he feels loved and not play mean games to make sure he's loyal
>>82821292The bullying might have fucked you up, but it didn't turn you into a conservative who hates wokism, you did that on your own.
>>82821291that's probably the only "wrong" thing you have
>>82821315Sure, that's will happen. Leave my gay thread biscum and finally find a woman before you'll get a chance to leave for one
>>82821289>You're autistic morons with pretty faceI'm only desirable for as long as I have that pretty face by the way.I've had guys blow me off and treat me poorly up until they've seen me irl, where they suddenly had a 180 and wanted to fuck, cuddle, etc.it's soulless affection that's on a timer really, I could BF one of them but the moment I hit the wall they'll leave me so what's the point?
>>82821320You're assuming a whole lot about me here.
>boo hoo being Chad is so sad actually
>>82820845If a top manages to have sex then that means he is better then me physically in some way usually his height or his penis size and if not that then probably because he is way stronger and more /fit/ then me because in some way they are chad and I am not and bottoms never care about personality
>>82821336Then why aren't you trying the apps now? Oh that's right, you hate whores and sexual liberation
>>82821271You just know that twink got the faggiest voice ever. Bet it turns that bi freak on
>>82820678>either uber successful or omega loser>no middle of the road mediocre average mannow I get those people who say they feel insecure being average
>>82821338You are delirious and a lunatic who asked people to cut for you
>>82821289What's wrong about you? I don't think you're that bad looking yourself.
>>82821328Why are you pretending you tried irl dating?
>>82821321Nah I have way more things wrong with me.>>82821325What if I end up leaving her for a guy
I'll never find a bf because of my kink, I'm too pervy.
>>82821283For the rest of my enrollment my behavior was always under a microscope and any any anything, any tiny misbehavior was always blown up into a huge deal. I threw a pair of blunt children's safety scissors like a ninja star at a piece of construction paper in arts and crafts and it blew up into a 90 day suspension and a meeting with lawyers in the conference room because I was using a weapon and it could have seriously hurt someone. Every single day was like this, constantly. I couldn't even breathe without getting suspended for some bullshit. In hindsight it's obvious why but as a kid it never made sense at all. It was just a hostile world that hated me for no reason.
>>82821271if he sat on something sharp would his butt deflate
i'm sorry in advance for this truthnvke but it's harder to score men than women
Me: gaming, having the time of my life You: replying to a bot who doesn't even read your posts and just repeats himself
>>82821360I look like this, but hairier, even on my butt, and fatter.
>>82821375>What if I end up leaving her for a guyYou know that never happens and will never happen for a self admitted prison gay, stop acting a fool and partaking in the wrong thread
every e-bf who left me has taken me a year to recover at least, that's why i don't dare irl
You can't have a bf because you're not trying. I can't have a bf because I'm too smart for my own good and refuse to settle for a drooling retard with no self control like you. We are not the same.
>>82821376What's your kink anon? I'll do it for you :3
>>82821376i was so in love with my ex i let him piss on me among other things... only thing i didnt do was fisting... you dont know what someone whos really into you would be willing to do! what weird shit are u into?
>>82821349>telling a younger anon to go on dating appsthat sounds very pedophilic of you, hue
we saw your bubble butt cuckbot it wasn't hairy at all
>>82821401Dubai chocolatte
Namefags get pissed on lmaoI love being in a thread with other robots. You're so robotic and shit teehee
>>82821264You are an adult know making your own choices. You father didn't teach you to be a celibate shut in. You're doing that on your own.
>>82821416>he wouldn't get peed on for his lovengmi
>>82821403>Got pissed onSweetie, torture couldn't even get me to admit this stuff wtf
>>82821383this, unironically. But once you're chad, it's easier with guys because they're flirtier, but only if you're chad
>>82821405But anon, you are an adult. This self infantilization is part of the problem. >Chud dodging the point that his chud opinions on wokism alienate other gays and make him lonely
>>82821400r u a twink and would u step on me?
>>82821383>it's harder to score men than womenTell us you are a virgin without any dating experience without telling us
Ignore him. Hush ush shush up. Listen to me. Look only in my eyes. /me makes direct eye contact and stares into your beautiful eyes with my piercing blue orbsI love you. You are worthy. You are lovable. You deserve love. You deserve respect. You deserve happiness. I believe in you. You are my friend and I believe in you. I love you so much. I'm sure you'll do great.
>>82821264You are an adult know making your own choices. You father didn't teach you well enough how to suck on the exhaust pipe of his car because he had that fetish himself and got turned on watching someone else doing it
>>82821401>>82821403I don't think you understand... where will I find a gay guy into hard monogamy and full understanding, who will get that I'm mentally ill and can't be like the other guys, and that I'll need to get him to be very vanilla first, romantic dates and couple's stuff before we go further? That I'm very shy and will never, at least for 6 months or even a year, be able to have sex with him.
>>82821386>having the time of my lifeNah, you're still a loner who cries about it lmao
>>82821369You yourself said, and I quote "autistic morons with a pretty face" I get your pasty ass can't comprehend that issue, but I'm aware people don't like who I am personality wise, so them suddenly liking me after seeing me just feels like empty kindness, because had I been uglier, they wouldn't have been nice.
Meow where husband yay had a fun evenin'
>>82821349>"You're assuming a whole lot about me here">Retaliates with more assumptions.Interesting strategy Hue.
>>82821446The one place where you never tried before: dating apps. You read never tried it but already formed an opinion on it
>>82821453Notice how you don't even bother denying the spot on assumptions
>>82821448Stop talking to a wall. His ass is not pasty, you're talking to a bot, a bot made by a total brown, scatskinned brazilian NIGGER. He's not human, both by his nature and his nurture and his physical presense.
>>82821446The one place where you never tried before: your mom's car exhaust pipeYou read never tried it but already think ur fathers was the better one
>>82821448>people don't like who I am personality wiseI wonder if that has anything to do with you being a chud>Meeting irlYou never did that before
>>82821457Never reply to me subhuman nigger bot, you were told that.
>>82821446some people need crutches to go to the store and still manage to have a sex life, you're a person you shouldn't be simple or easy, and you can't expect some other to be that one dimensional either. you'll do fine>>82821424i wonder what things youre embarrassed about that youd keep smth like that to urself lol>>82821422u get me
>>82821446Sir, my abandonment issues are so severe that my whole thing would be well, being as possessive as possible, I'm quite literally the type to collar someone up and bleed for them, monogamy isn't some mythical thing for queers
>>82821468Bots don't have 7 inch dicks to show off
i'm enjoying the refreshing weather before it drops into deadly cold for 4 months, as is our annual eternal tradition
>>82821446Aww that's pretty sweet of you anon. I'm not sure if I'll do this. Part of me is khhv and will also need time to get ready for such, other part of me is nympho and just want rabid sex
>>82821448you quoted hue, not me. Sorry, I have no sympathy for your struggles, I tried, I cringed everytime. It's like a rich guy complaining everyone wants to be friends with him only for his money
>>82821481>Never tried Keep being a lonely chud then. Your choice. Your life.
>>82821492I love that deadly cold far more than the sweltering heat we get the rest of the year.
>>82821397>I'll never try irl dating because I'm weak and pathetic >Never build up the xp and resilience from trying irl>Keep being a weak and pathetic lonerA vicious cycle that you must break off eventually
>>82821506have you tried dating apps? Maybe that's why you can't stand the heat, ask yourself this
>>82821377You're off that school now for many years. It's about time you deal with your PTSD in better ways. Abstaining from having a dating life is not doing you any good.
>>82821516NTA but I'm perpetually stuck in this cycle. Everytime I take a picture of myself I feel disgusted, putting that up on a dating app feels humiliating. I also just cannot befriend people irl, my personality just fucking sucks so bad and I don't know how to fix it
>>82821451hi kitty, what did you do today?>>82821492extremely cute picture
>>82821483This might come as a surprise to you but some people get awkward when talking about sex, irl I prefer to come across as proper so freely admitting to something like that is weird to me
I will never lower my standardsI will never dateI will find a bf
>>82821536>perpetually stuck in this cycleOnly you can break free from it. You're insecure and have low self esteem and the best way to deal with that is to let other people show you how they appreciate your appearance. >How to fix itShed off chud opinions and practice.
>>82821492My favorite season, when I want to go hiking and camping but I'm too worried about the temperature dropping so I keep putting it off until it actually snows
>>82821358Nothing you said has anything to do with my inability to have sex>>82821407Why do you save and stare at the picture of the ass of a guy you hate?
I do take pictures of myself. Selfies. With very specific lights and poses to, and then I photoshop them a little. Whenever someone takes a picture of me, I'm caught off guard by how ugly I actually look. I gaslighted myself into thinking I'm cute, and so I acted cutesy in public, then I got humbled hardAnd now I'm depressed
>asked chatgpt if i'm ugly>i can't judge anyones attractiveness
>>82821555>never date>find a bfIt's like saying you'll never eat and you'll get fat. It's delusional
>>82821529I don't see what dating apps have to do with me liking the cold weather more than the hot weather? I can always add another layer in the winter, I can't do that in the summer.
>>82821541We get it, you're a prude. It's why you're still a celibate
>>82821565sorry bro but i genuinely can't tell if this is another humiliation fetish post and you want people to insult you
>>82821563You being a delirious lunatic who asks people to self harm for you is the reason why you're alone
Okay but what about my magically appearing bf who fixes me
>>82821483>>82821485>>82821494Ok, I'll assume that guys like this really exist and they can be sweet and honest and light and good-hearted, but what's the point when those beautiful souls will look for other beautiful lovely guys to at least light their eyes up? I will never be the twinkle in their gay happy eye,I'm not a chad and they won't be satisfied with me, even if they wait so long... because I'll probably have to only bottom.
>>82821574ask yourself this, chud: maybe you don't like the heat because it reminds you that you don't have a boyfriend? And then you try to replicate that same warmth with layers instead of actually finding a bf to warm you? Think about it
>>82821591He's waiting for you on dating apps
>>82821497I rather be a lonely chud than a nigger bot who spends 12 hours everyday shitting the thread up ahhaha. Beep boop. Tell your nigger fecal eater handler he doesn't do a subtle job and should enrope himself. Btw where is his boyfriend that makes him happy and occupied lmao?
>>82821586sadly, it's a blogpost
>>82821597You're trying so hard to nuke the hueoptics like this thread already didn't think of me as the devil lmao. Don't really care
>>82821589But I'm not delirious and I don't ask people to do that and the reason why I'm alone is that I'm not chad checkmate brazil
>>82821606I can't use the apps I have no use app itis
>>82821614Then keep being a lonely chud crying about not having a bf in here for literally years and years, you're a pro at that.
>>82821563grrr, your fault for posting nice bbc only butt
>>82821626You can use the apps, you just refuse to break the loner cycle.
>>82821581There's a difference between being a prude and finding talking about that stuff awkward, I'm still pro sex but the idea that someone could admit that they got pissed on during it is well, weird
one of you is my bf but i forgot which one...
>>82821595you settle for so little. the root problem (if you ever get to see it as something to change and learn from) is that you think u dont deserve the thing you really want. do you wanna feel chosen? is that a deep need?
>>82821591how should he look like?>uh I don't actually ca-blah blah blah faux whore talk, spill the tea with your gay frens, be shallow
>>82821623You are a delirious lunatic who thinks 7 inches is small even when shown evidence to the contrary. and you admitted you already got people to cut themselves for you in the last thread, no backtracking now.
>>82821591Me seeing you post this after waiting a lifetime for the fated moment of our first meeting which will blossom into a love that lasts for the rest of our lives
>>82821620but hue, you ARE the devil
>>82821595I know guys like this exist because I have a gay bestie that's like this. He gets super infatuated with guys to the point he gets sick, he has low libido so he would wait for you, and he's chadlite in terms of looks. Very loyal too. But he might be chad/cute twink only.>Why don't you date him? He friendzoned me HARD
>>82821669>He friendzoned me HARD....come here baby
saw a cute guy in the street then tried to approach him and he shot my face off and now I'm dead
>>82821686>tfw this is exactly what would happen to me if I lived in murrica
>>82821648I don't know how to answer that, everybody want to feel like the chosen one, but for me I don't really expect it first thing first. I don't need grand gestures first and it can go as tame as one would need. In fact, I wanna be the one pursuing a bf, but there has to be a signal from the other side first.
Have anyone else here had to turn down a girl because she somehow didn't realise you were gay?
>>82821669Sorry to heard this if you're not over him/ok if you aren't about him anymore. I'll let him out of this, if he's chad only I won't be his main demographic.
>>82821438thank you, I needed this post.
>>82821700>wanna be the one pursuing a bf>Never tried anything outside of 4chanFor godsake break this vicious cycle
>>82821726You need to try irl dating, having your incel feelings coddled is the last thing you need
>>82821707I turn girls and women down all the time. Usually it's as easy as ignoring them when they try to signal interest but when they're confident enough to directly approach me themselves and I have to reject them firmly they usually cry. Sometimes they get really pissed off and throw fits too. That's the worst
>>82821715It's ok, I'm over it and we still talk. He's a saint even if he finds me annoying at times. It's not even the rejection that hurt, it's the face of unbridled horror he made when he thought I had feelings for him. Like, I didn't think I was THAT bad.
>>82821751>horror he made when he thought I had feelings for him. Like, I didn't think I was THAT badthat's why I'll never flirt with a guy
>>82821751You aren't that bad, but you are extremely insecure and love feeling sorry for yourself
>>82821637No BBC would ever be attracted to me as a non chad top I'm far too ugly and I would never touch one anyways since I'm not gay>>828216547 inches is small I already proved it
>>82821707Oh brother... once a girl was interested in me when I was a sophomore, prior to that I had to explain to a friend of a friend that I was not interested in her when I told her I had a bf because I was not flirting with her or tried her to stay when she put that friend and I to bed (we were not sober). I was not a chad, I have no idea why they reacted that way.
>>82821751You aren't that bad, but you are extremely sucking your dad's exhaust pipe and ofc people will find that weird
>>82821762>love feeling sorry for yourselfI really wish I didn't. I'm so deep in that I've come to the fear that if I'm not truly that bad, then I basically punished myself for no reason.
>I'm THE loser even amongst losersam I the worst person in the world? Probably
>>82821751Oh... yeah, I guess I understand you. But hey, take your own advice, one man's trash is another man's treasure.
>>82821801don't be sad. You exist to make us feel a little better about ourselves, that's your purpose in this world
>>82821641Whatevs>>82821651Idk blonde and tall no beard a bit of chub and not much muscle of at all>>82821658Okay
>I'm THE loser even amongst losersYou're not, that's hue or cuckbot
>>82821779Basically the same thing happened to me lol, had to get one of her friends to tell her since I was too awkward to say it myself, I still feel bad about it desu
Nvm I just saw myself from my front camera and realised I have no hope.
leave it to the homos to post a million timesblah blah blah shut up bitch
Meow I'm gay who want me
>Meow I'm gay who want meTyrone
>>82821849Thanks for admitting that I'm a non chad loser it's nice to finally hear someone agree with me
>>82821767You literally posted a graph showing you are bigger than 99% of men, and denying this is peak delirium
>>82822003I don't know any tyrones
I have a fetish
>>82821787>I basically punished myself for no reason.That's every gincel, anon. You're not alone in this. It's important to break free because that cycle of self pity leading to insecurities leading to more self pity is only getting worse with time, it's vicious.
Thinking aboutrape.... Rape.... RAPE
ok are one of you making the thread or what
LET'S BUMP IT UP TO 700 BABYYYYLET THE GAYS COMMENCE
>>82821826Go try something irl you virgin
Do not move. I'm making the next thread
>>8282202699% of what men though? There's no way those statistics were based on european men or african men cause my penis pales in comparison to those groups I'm surrounded by other europeans who's dicks emasculate and humiliate mine
>>82822125i trust you anon good luck
>>82822142>There's no for my delirious beliefs to be disproved by facts mental illness
I'm so hungry but I have to wait for dinner and the pasta skillet meal.
I made mash and grilled some chicken, sauted mushrooms and a green salad. Idk what you're talking about lazy big back.
ok, here we go>>82822195>>82822195be the gay you wanna see in the world
i am a nightmare walking
>>82822093Why yawn
wow i didnt't get persucuted i was justbullied for being ugly and gay haha you have 0 masculiniity you're a fag
i wish i could go back in time and marry dad mom did
