Foreign nationals make 1.9m benefits claims
>>82882560how about you fuck off you fucking gay cunt?
not a fan of this edish
>>82882585He's dead mate.
>>82882509>pepsithey took half the sugar out and added artificial sweeteners and it's shit now
>>82882575It was the same lad obviously
Cracked and took some lorazepam. Instant relief. Can't keep doing this though. Benzos are no joke
Eating dindins and watching policeactivity videos. Womfy.
>>82882575fuck off you fucking gay bitchi hope a big black tranny rapes you
>>82882601sugar is lush but i'm glad artificial sweeteners have kept me off it. i'd have no teeth left tbqh.why the FUCK aren't there good drinks? i don't want to drink alcohol or coffee all the time.
>drop the knife drop the knife>inserts 20 rounds into himbased us police killing delusional blacks on trains
please keep the aggroposting to a minimum. you get 1 post of pure vitriol for every 10 posts you make.thank you.
nae aggro, as crossy used to say x
We all addicted in life x
>>82882645I know the video, watched it the other dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3oUjpmda7g
>>82882645what's this lad? got the video?lots of weird train spectacles but that New York immolation one was the strangest. need a full breakdown. why did everyone stand there? what are you MEANT to do if someone's on fire?
Wouldn't mind a skinny Australian lass. If only I were 18 again.
What's your addiction britfeel? Porn and cigarettes for me
>>82882680It was a different one. Blacks going mental on trains seems to be a common thing over there.>>82882683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWy4lfy1XTY
>>82882697Vidya and porn. I can beat the vidya easily but the porn...well I have nothing to replace that with.
porn is the easiest thing to quit, i've also wanked like only 6 times in the last 3 months
Back from the shops now having some Tropicana worange juice. Oh aye.
>>82882582What's the problem lad? Is your life shittier than an asylum lad's?
>>82882732i'm also on that worange juice grind. With bits. It lush x
>>82882779And I mean LUSH. No nasty hangovers for us my leeeeeed x
>>82882724once every 2 weeks?
only found out about that Juicero 'smart juicer' thing recently.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lutHF5HhVAfunny as hell.wouldn't mind a good juicer though. those big ones they have in Sainsbury's sometimes, cor.
First for JAV and Nukiges.
Imagine having to go to school with these vermin
how do I make it up to ruth?
>>82882827Visit The Swan and formally apologise to her father like a gentleman.
tried all sorts, me. used to get cheap oranges from a market. corrr big bag for a quid, should make at least one carton's worth of juice, easy.main two methods were screwing them onto a citrus zester, and blending/processing the pulp then running it through a strainer. both took forever and i'd get one glass of juice ;__;
>>82882803pretty much lad
that said FUCK the people saying the juice you get out of an orange is actually some kind of concentrate and you're supposed to dilute it with water.no. orange juice is the juice of an orange.
Slogging through the process of getting openreach to correct their provisioning database. My house has fiber to the premises, it's all connected up as neighbours are being offered 1gbit packages and were all connected to the same cabinet.They have my house down as "not planned" on openreach fibre checker and no ISP will offer me a 1gb Internet package.
>>82882848No he just wouldn't understand at all my feelings. I'd be sent to the looney bin and have restrictions placed on my internet.
>>82882827Invite her to Turkey and pour her a nice glass of Ayran.
>>82882982Never been there. Never will. Apparently there are white looking women that claim to come from there.
>>82882709>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWy4lfy1XTYfuggin ell. did they ever say what was wrong? drugs? bipolar?i mean that's clearly a guy going mental. from 'sounds confused' to some pure emotional/delusional episode. wish the police had an effective way of de-escalating this type of situation.
>>82883026It's literally the only place you've ever been Turkroach
>>82882887to be fair supermarkets attempt mislead us by the label and its not always clear
my turkish ex was about as pale as me and i never leave the house
>>82883027People think cops overreact but when you've got a giant, mental black man still coming for ya after being shot it makes perfect sense to keep shooting. Perhaps the best way is to bring the shield police in and just rush the fella. Every cop should carry a shield in their patrol car to be honest. Two cops with heavy duty shields would work quite well against a knifeman.
>>82883074Did she ever make you a kebab?
>>82883094she didnt like kebab actually which was a bit surprising
Why did she abandon her family in Turkey? She did not want to be raised with Muslim values. She let her family and country down.
She wanted to be like them white western girls in her favourite tv shows. It not right she never plans to move back to her homeland.
they're not all muslim its fake news, they're forced to officially be muslim on their government documents which is why the stats are so high
>>82883073turning juice into an actual concentrate and then readding the water later is fine. means you can transport more of it, cor. wouldn't even mind if a supermarket sold 1/4 litre of orange concentrate (just the juice, squash is different) and were clear about it.but i don't agree with some recipe author telling me 1/4 litre of juice from an orange ought to be watered down to 1 litre. orange juice naturally has a perfectly tasty ratio. diluting it ruins that. reeee.
Thread on reddit about the autistic lad who did 600 hours unpaid volunteer work at waitrose and then got let go because he asked for paid work. All the redditors siding with waitrose. Companies don't owe disabled lads a wage if they struggle to be as productive because of their disability. But of course it's okay when neurotypicals get employment rights that let them take the piss and claim a bigger wage than their productivity realistically deserves. These are the same lads who think disability benefits need to be cut for autistic lads because autism isn't a disability and they can work. Nasty bunch of lads.
>>82883087they can't time travel, but there was a window where they were talking to him. at the point he charged them, yeah fair enough, they shot him as their last-resort option.less knife-y, but it reminds me of when the police show up for domestic/mental health incidents over here. you either train the coppers to deal with that, or send someone who can.i'm sure there are plenty of happier incidents where an American policeman HAS talked someone down instead of firing, when it could have easily gone either way. probably less interesting as YouTube spectacle, though.
Just one post on /int/ to prove the doubters wrong, literally takes 10 seconds. Why won't he do it?
>>82883224...how the fuck do you 'volunteer' at Waitrose?
i think i hate you i think i really really hate you x
>>82883224>Companies don't owe disabled lads a wage if they struggle to be as productiveCorrect. What's the problem with this?
>>82883252Hasn't got any shoes
>>82883267They tricked a disabled man into working for them for free, exactly what's happening to HHL right now.
dressing as an apu for halloween
>>82883258they were exploiting him for free labour>>82883267Because it's contradictory. If you think Autistics are too disabled to be productive therefore it's right for companies to reject them then you can't also whinge about too many autistics being on disability benefits because they're technically capable of work. Normgroids want to have their cake and eat it.
>>82883252at this point, would you trust it, flaglad? me, i'd go out of my way to fly to Turkey just for that one post. it would be quite the epic troll.
>>82883290>>82883299link to this thread? was it some kind of work programme or something? Waitrose isn't a charity, what was he doing there?>>82883261what's your sitch again pal? losing track of the regulars, me.
Ruth is a big Waitrose fan. Lots of gluten-free food choice up there.
>>82883313>what's your sitch again pal?bored lonely & depressed but getting my own flat in life and neet era ending
Normgroids love all their employment rights like wrongful dismissal that let them steal a wage they aren't productive enough to earn but they think an autistic lad shouldn't be entitled to the same thing. Nasty bunch of cunts. The entire employment system is basically built around gatekeeping autistic lads out with interviews (that are more about personality and sociability than competence) and then reaping all the rewards themselves. It's no wonder so many autistics end up on benefits.
>>82883343>getting my own flat in life and neet era endingohh aye. hope those cheer you up a bit.who do you hate? what have they done to deserve your scorn? ;_;
>have i mentioned i'm autistic yet?
Not right what they doing to Sean
>>82883384Normgroids are the narcissistic ones. Look at all the lads in the reddit thread who honestly believe their productivity and competence is the reason they get all these free jobs and employment perks while autistic lads suffer. The autistic lad was probably a harder worker than most of his neurotypical coworkers who have a habit of standing around chatting.
>>82883290To me it sounds like his parents or some organisation that works with spackers helped arrange it, basically forced Waitrose to take him as a volunteer. Defo middle class as fuck.>>82883299Nobody says all autistics can't be productive, just happens that this guy isn't productive enough to warrant paid employment, he doesn't deserve a job simply because he's disabled
No pussy, no work. The state will just have to pay for me until I die unfortunately. It's that or pay even more for me to go to prison. Fuck being a miserable slave.
>>82883366If you've been employed in an office, 50% of the day is normies talking about a load of twaddle because they dont have an internal monologue and need constant stimulation that isnt work based.It's daycare for adults.
>>82883371thanks matejust doing a bit of lyricposting theres no one i truly hate x
What we gooning to tonight then de lids?
>>82883436>Nobody says all autistics can't be productive, just happens that this guy isn't productive enough to warrant paid employmentThen they can't whinge when autistic lads who are "capable of working" end up on benefits. This lad was capable of doing the work, the proof is the fact they kept him around for 600 hours. It still wasn't enough. You can't have it both ways.
>>82883463600 hours over how long, a year? Doubt he was putting in 8 hours a day. He will have been rocking up for an hour or two a day, wasting other people's time to get him up to speed, probably spending the entire time stocking half a shelf incorrectly
>>82883486It was over multiple years, two small shifts a week AND a support worker was with him.
I would make a better boyfriend to a British Rose lass than any of you fat lazy losers. >>>/int/216092212
>>82883461Imagine watching every minute of each one of them videos instead of getting real sex.
>>82883450>theres no one i truly hate xthat's great <3how long until you get your job or whatever it is? when are you looking at flats, or have you found somewhere?
>>82883506Kek, Turkish flag too.
>>82883492Literally what is the point of this kind of thing? Waste of everyone's time. Support worker could be doing something better. Spacko just gets the wrong idea thinks he's worth more than he is. Fact is spackos are absolutely useless and everyone would be better off if they were turned into fertilizer.
don't get how porn is a hobby to you people. DVDlad himself is even collecting all these JAVs.yous even know the names of the different stars and that, feels like i'm hearing lads discuss a sport i have no clue about.
>>82883512Don't have to imagine it mate. I'll never get real sex so why even try?
>>82883486Some of the staff said he worked harder than others paid to be there>>82883492A "small shift" of 9:30am to 2pm. Basically the same hours these anti-work 4-day-work-week types want. If government announced they were making it an employment right to let everyone opt for these hours these same redditors would cheer.
>>82883529not following you: do you want the autists doing graft, because they cant, or can they NOT do graft, therefore we must keep them out of sight as much as possible?
>>82883548You are too dependent on downloading porn all day. No woman could want that. Imagine being up all night downloading and organising that filth. Grim.
>>82883565Doesn't even take that long buddy and I'm not looking to attract a woman, am I? If I want to fuck a real girl I'll pay for it. No interest in an actual relationship.
>>82883506lmfao we knew you were a roach little lad
>>82883517like a month still need to find somewhere
>>82883554>he worked harderBollocks>9:30am to 2pmYeah sure the world would continue to function if everyone worked those hours. Sorry pal but it doesn't work that way>>82883555They can't do graft, clearly, he's basically loitering in Waitrose with a support worker for a couple hours a week. Need mulched desu
>all the women I like are gay, or one day away from getting a cock stitch onLosing it again, chaps. Why did they do this to us?
I wish I could prove I am in England. I really am lads. Someone has got it in for me and making me out to be some foreigner.
>>82883604could post your driving license or something?
>>82883621>could post your driving license or something?this, or just post the cover of your passport maybe?
>>82883604go outside and photograph a street. ideally with a visible street sign.(not YOUR street obviously)
Roachoid on one
>>82883621No ID, no passport.>>82883662Don't go outside because it's a waste of my time. No shoes so would look like an idiot anyway.
>>82883604What do you mean "wish"? It's literally the easiest thing in the world to prove. If it's true.
>>82882826Why is Ruthmong posting pictures of himself? Thought that was against the rules.
Fuck Ruthmong and everything he stands for
Fuck HelperLad and everything he stands for
He hasn't got a passport becuae he couldn't get a countersignatureXDDDDDHe doesn't go outside XDDDDDHe doesn't own any shoes XDDDDD
Can't watch JAV without a Japanese countersignature.
Until you go and see a decent country you really don't understand just how bad things are here.
liminal choonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0wJbGEeVv4
>>82883953Why haven't you gone back to one of those countries and stayed lad?
I don't begrudge lads who reasonably and rationally assess that they will not be able to convince a girl to give up her pussy. If that's your honest, sober opinion then what is the point of trying beyond an exercise in humiliation?
>>82883970I would love to, but as it happens the countries that are generally quite nice tend to have very strict immigration criteria and actually enforce it, unlike our country for which neither of those things apply. I'm just an average guy working an average job, I'm not some super elite high-earner with a crazy in-demand skilled job. I have no means to emigrate.
>>82883990Would you rather be British or Turkish?
>>82884014British. Why would I want brown skin?
they're not all brown
When Ruthmong posts on britfeel do you think he wears his little fez?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbLzyXcfCRs>dies dramatically
Any ideas how to get my drink on lads? Thinking I just cut the top plastic bit off with a saw.
>>82884194nice kitchen in the reflection matedefinitely wasn't trying to suss if you're a nog or not
>He doesn't go outside this is me ;_;just popped down to take some bins out. neighbours are coming in, two lads from their van, we've never spoken.>oi mate. oi. you. red hoodie.>yeah?>you happy?>eh?>you happy?>what, just generally?>yeah, are you happy?>been better, been worse. just trying to find my keys.then i mentally blocked whatever he said next. something about 'just checking'.actually HOPE it was a pisstake. don't want to become the local mental one.
>>82884194As long as you cut it below the bottle top that will work lad gerrin.
>>82884250If that actually happened, I doubt they're like "he's the mental one" but more "we think he's about to fucking off himself".As long as it wasn't like young lads having a pop at you or being too inquisitive, I'd say it was quite nice of them to just have a word.
scooby dooby doo
>>82884274i need a poo
>>82884274>scooby dooby doowhere are you
life is bloody alright bloody alright I tell yehYep much on
>>82884262>I doubt they're like "he's the mental one" but more "we think he's about to fucking off himself".fuck. the impression i got is that he was legitimately checking, so i either looked mad there-and-then taking the bins out, or they've seen me around and i always look unhappy.seemed like a genuine neighbourly thing, not lads taking the piss. but who knows when they got in. please be laughing, lads.
>>82884203It's not stolen, just forgot to ask them to remove it in the self checkout.
>Me and my britfeel bros freeing the animals from Flamingo Land and putting an end to the despotic Welper Regime before he can fire his SCUDs at Feel Street
>he doesn't know about the are you happy challenge on tiktokUnc moment
>>82884288they look like waxwork people
>>82884289>or they've seen me around and i always look unhappy.I assume it's more that they see you around, but not very often, and they went "anyone know this lad?" to their mates and got met with a bunch of "nah see him around but never spoke to him".Remember normies assume someone who seems introverted and/or lonely are about to learn to tie a noose.Basically I assume this as I'm worried my neighbours think the same. I'm on a street full of families, I'm always in cos I work from home, and I only leave to go for a daily stroll to the shops to get dinner and beer. Neighbours have invited me to a garden party once and I politely declined, and I suspect that's the only invite I'll ever get as a result (they meant well they just wanted to get to know everyone, but fuck going solo to a party full of strangers in families). I suspect one day someone will be like "so... what do you actually do all the time" or "you about to jump mate?" or something.
had a fantastic bit of wank earlier and now din dins is on the go
>>82884250I would have said "no". What's he gonna do?
>>82884203>>82884253We're in lads, comfy night ahead.
>>82884413You can open them with a magnet.
>>82884413tape up that booboo matey
Me? On that Wednesday night wuppagrind x
>>82884413The good ole Magnusson saw.Enjoy the drinks lid
20 minutes on the stair master biceps and triceps check out the milfs and then go home pal nothing else to it x
>A migrant has returned to the UK on a small boat after being removed to France under the "one in, one out" scheme less than a month ago, BBC News understands.KEK
>>82884501okay turk
Still listen to them collapse era choons despite being on that sobergrind in life x
People need to start [redacted][redacted][redacted]And throw them off [redacted]And into a fine paste [redacted][redacted]And then feed [redacted] to the dogs
>>82884532Forgot linky winky xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De-wJIxx-bc
addicts truly are the modern mongs of society >do drugs >get addicted >low iq enough to think they will stop >do the drugs >I promise I am sober now >do the drugs >make everyones life around them who they know awful >parasites to society >die
Beer makes you fat and ugly vodka and some diet lemonade not bad not bad at all fatty boombatty I am genuinely excited for the lourve heist film oldschool that is oldschool mate!
>cycled from Ware to London to go beat someone upI didn't do it, I calmed down by the time I got to Enfield but damn, adrenaline is a hell of a drug.
roommate has chamber of secrets on again. he keeps watching that film. bizarre I think he might be a potterhead!
>>82884592Same energy that makes me want to catch a train to Sunderland specifically to stab "no one in particular"
>>82884595At least it's a decent film. Liked how they didn't shy away from some of the spooky shit. Chamber and Prisoner are the only 2 Harry Poggers films I'd bother re-watching.Bit weird to spam it obviously, but Potterfags are a determined bunch.
>>82884602Easier just to turn off your computer desu
>>82884555I was reading about some famous 90s TV host who OD'd on heroin. I had vaguely heard of her before, she was Peaches Geldof's mum or something like that. Assumed she was another rich bozo but I read her life and understood why she turned to drugs. The British press are a menace. They killed Diana and Amy Winehouse too.
>>82884413I would have used a hacksaw myself lad well done and you've earned a drink.
>>82884624The filter works wonders too. Just I know I'd be doing the world a service.
>>82884321aye i get you pal. similar situation and we've never said more than a few sentences passing on the stairs. just odd immediately going to "are you happy?"thought he might mean "are you good here?" (waiting for a delivery) but he meant am i happy.some lids just like keeping to themselves. fair. although i don't want lids seeing me as a possible "cause for concern".
>>82884602oi hhl is on the sober grind now. he almost 40 he going to change his life trolls fuming. he on that tetly tea and kebab comfy life. no job and pension pot for him my lad. he has no need for an alarm cause he has no job. he no need phone really cause he has no friends or girlfriend just drug dealers called Mohammed. he king. he wear diapers and pretend to be retarded so he dont have to graft. assisted living flat on for free he never work or pay taxes. he wanks off to hitler even though the nazi regime would deem him a useless eater. lmao what a prick hope he chokes on his vomit cold and alone in his gay flat right next to his fag only fools and horses beer pitcher the fucking goose necked cunt
>>82884602I have thought about catching a train to Sunderland. Grand Central runs a service with class 180 diesels.
>>82884642>he wanks off to hitler even though the nazi regime would deem him a useless eaterthis is true. The nazis killed off autistic lads before they even started on the jews
>>82884592Same energy that makes me want to catch a train to Sunderland specifically to shag "no one in particular"
>>82884651>class 180 dieselsYou'll be going nowhere.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86oqnk--X_A
>>82884679When Welper goes to "Flamingoland" but realises it's actually an Aktion T4 honeypot
a piccy of HHL and crossy at Flamingoland would be quite epic
>>82884694>Breaks downSoul.
>>82884306does make sense he's there to diddle the animals
>>82884715>>Breaks down>Soul.Corr then my emotional state is the peak of fucking soul.
imagine being almost 40 and having basically non existed throughout life. GAY!
What do you lads think of this?
>>82884413Dare you to walk around with that saw on a night walk.
>>82884753>tfw 35>tfw never had a gf or bf>tfw never had a job>tfw last went abroad 20 years ago>tfw can't driveOn the plus side my life is simple and I don't have to deal with the bullshit of the current decade
>>82884769if you dont want to open the image heres the run down:Somebody has created a prompt for Google's Gemini which can analyze and read the mood of a 4chan thread, has a preset for most large boards, is able to create proper replies, knows the jargon, and can easily adapt to derail and bait most threads, whether through flaming with schizo walls of text or articulate insults, which are customizable. It's not an auto-poster mind you, just a text generator, you still need to copy and paste the reply into the reply window and fill the captcha.It's pretty difficult to differentiate from a normal poster, I guess we need to become more resilient to bait.
>>82884769This is ironically as if someone asked AI to describe 4chan
>>82884753tfw you see even your incel neet mates starting to do something and you still got absolutely zero clue
>>82884793If the other person never knows then what difference does it make?
Mike Graham's been having a moment.https://xcancel.com/MorgothsReview/status/1981049745683730502
>>82884806because when we die, robots will still be posting on 4chanhttps://basedjakwiki.org/Main_Page/Featured_Gem/Article#The_prompt_(paste_this_in_the_system_instructions_and_enable_URL_context)
>>82884793Autists and edgelords were already doing this manually though. The more I read about AI the more I think it's just computerised autism. Recognising patterns in massive amounts of data, pretending to be human. Reminds me of me.
>>82884802I've never met another incel IRL. What are they like? No wait I did, this LSE student I hung out with years ago. He was like 25 and mentioned having difficulty getting laid but was never bitter about it. He was a bit robotic, always deep in thought. He was fairly tall and looked okay though.
funny how the autist bang on about it being a superpower and like they are just super intelligent chads but most just scam benefits and spend all day wanking. get to work yah lazy sod!
Local language model make sexy videos of my favourite youtube girls.
>"that guy" on your childhood street who everyone assumed was a serial killer, nonce for being single and quiet>you are now that guy
I might have mentioned but I'm autistic lol sorry I'm a bit quirky
>>82884859You should get help before you hurt children.
You want me to do something? Ok let me just check against the list of things I can't do because I'm a poor autistic boy who can't do loads of things. Nope sorry I can't do that because I'm autistic. Do you need someone to masturbate and play computer games?
>>82884859definitely, i can tell on the occasions i see my neighbours that this is what they think, and from the looks they cast towards my windows
hey ihhhhh you seen rain man yeah im like him except I shop mainly at farm foods when my pip and uc gets put in me bank. oh tested? yeah well my mum got me tested for autism when I was like 8 so I have been in the system for years. yeah anyway just know I spot patterns most people dont. yep.
I just want to see hhl in an Iceland polo working hahahahahahaha mongbooooooy bring me my frozen chips hahahahahaah!!!!!
Bit of Fortnite while necking these wuppas. Getting close to finishing off them bonus reward skins now.
I have come to the conclusion that being tall and attractive or rich is basically all that matters
Autism is the magical spell word that turns things I don't want to do into things I actually medically can't physically possibly do
>>82884908Phwoar did you update your linkdin with this sean? make sure you network with other battlepass grinders get you that promotion you thick scamming cunt
>>82884887normies don't make it hard to interact with them>do you want to go to a pub, and sit around awkwardly, not being able to hear your own conversation over the ten over conversations in earshot?No, retard. Think harder.
Can't. Sorry. Autism.
>>82884850>autism is a superpowerit's always the fake autistics who do this though who are usually employed and use autism to scam special privileges at work. It's the same cunts you see on reddit who shit on all other autistics less functional than them and say autism isn't a disability because they're autistic and they have a great job in some tech corporate environment>why yes I was diagnosed at 25, why do you ask?
sorry yeah id really really love to I truly would but uhm I got diagnosed with autism at age 6 sooo yeah instead im down spoons on taxpayer money and then home to my flat for a wank thanks though just I got autism x
We're in a period now where you can choose to be consumed by the machine or you can rebel against it, and the answer to rebelling against it is to be human, to comfort other humans, to let other humans know that we are all still here. That this is a world of humans, not machines.
uhhh i can't do anything because of autism so please please pretty please give my tippy top pip mrs dole lady x
if staying inside and hiding from everything is a superpower, then yes
at this point I just want women to be born as a short ugly fat male and see wot it like x
>>82884850Benefits is a legit skill. I have been thinking that autism made me good at it. It's a rigid, inflexible system with clear rules. A lot of normies fail to get anything because they think they can tell a sob story or negotiate. If you don't tick the boxes you get nothing.
Those are just the fake autistics not like me I'm the super special boy type of autistic where its real not like the ones where they can't speak and smear shit on the walls no well more or less I'm just kinda awkward and people think I'm a nonce so that's real autism
Imagine thinking you're not a loser while actively posting on 4chan and britfeel. Nobody here is considered a "winner" by the rest of society. You're barely punching down when you mock HHL or Ruthmong.
> tfw no pleasure GELF gf
>Autism doesn't have to be a disability. One of my coworkers just found out she's autistic at 36 and it's never stopped her achieving her career goals :)
>>82884915Rich, most certainly. I have recently become blackpilled on how much this defines your life. I don't get the incel obsession with looks. Plenty of women are with fat old rich men.
>>82884980They literally are though lad. If you can thrive in a corporate environment you're not autistic, simple as that
>>82884618>Chamber and Prisoner are the only 2 Harry Poggers films I'd bother re-watching.they make a good trilogy. i always forget it isn't a trilogy then sequels.Goblet of Fire has too many words and by then the fish-out-of-water stuff is basically gone. the Tri-Wizard Cup is fine. but then they get onto all the lore and backstory and family trees...And then the films condense/excise bits from the latter books, and turn everything dark blue and boring.
>>82884988This is why I stopped telling people. The response was always this or doing the opposite and treating me like a retard.
Yeah no not like your friends autistic son who has brain damage from constantly banging his head off the wall I have the type where I'm basically a well spoken guy but I'm shy and smell bad so yeah I'm the real deal
>>82885008I always found the first one to be a bit bland. It's nice and sets up a lot of the cool touches from the world, but they had to play it safe enough to get the sequels in for me. Decent but doesn't tickle my taint like those sequels do.
Yeah I basically spend all day gaming wanking and claiming benefits cause I have autism sorry haha x
Oh your autistic nephew pissed on the dog again? That reminds me of when the DWP was going to call me on the phone and I was a bit anxious about it. Yeah it's an autism thing
Sean Bean
>>82884986they could have just kept her on Red Dwarf, took turns shagging her in her different forms.
Why is footmong raging about autistic people again?
>>82885047Cos he's more pathetic than most of them.And Turkish.
>>82885026He made the same posts in brit/pol >Sorry for being on bennies And he would post a frog image
>>82884978I keep telling them I don't think I really need the benefits, but they don't listen to me.
>>82885022fair enough lad. Harry discovering bits about the world was great, but at some point that just goes. and maybe rereading the first one now, WE know how all the cool wizard shit works.reminds me of a few seasons into Futurama when it wasn't the future any more. even Fry wouldn't ask "what's that?" about some gizmo. lived there years, probably just knew.
Feeling traumatised about when the guy in the shop said Thanks and I said "You too". Cant believe fucking NORMIES have the gall to say they're autistic when there's lads like me out there suffering every day
Where would you rather live? York or Denny?
Genuinely could care less what happens to this country and its inhabitants. Hope all women get turned into ugly short fat men and all benefit claimants get fucking sent to a mining colony at a third world country shit hole fucking scum everywhere I look is scum filth man im like Travis from taxi driver man just fucking dirt needs cleaning wahey! guys im not the bad guy and also i could care less about autistics haha not me wasting my life lmao x
>>82885058Really? They tried to kick me off because I had GCSEs.
>>82885010It's either "everyone has it", or "you don't even have it, and it's over diagnosed".There's never any consideration that actually I might need problems, and might just need them to help me help myself.>just get a jobHow?>ugdaufgaudfgdaufsa get a job! Everyone has one!Can you get me one?>NOOO!!!! FYUSFOUSFHISFHS!!!That's how every interaction with a neurotypical goes.
Yeah so basically I'm of average intelligence intelligence normal looking and middle class but I couldn't be arsed putting in any effort so now all the things I've missed out on in life it's clearly because of autism not anything to do with my choices
love to see HHLs parents when he finally croakes in his shithole bedsit and all that remains of his time on earth is a laptop filled with porn and cartoon frogs. WHAT A LIFE! imagine the fucking funeral. just his fat obese mum and dad and rows of empty seats. burying his laptop with him hahahaha fucking goose necked wankaaaaaaa!
>>82885078>Genuinely could care less that's nice, lad. a horrid scenario you just described.
I never did GCSEs
>>82885101>a laptop filled with porn and cartoon frogs. >burying his laptop with him hahahaha someone posted it before, what's that copypasta you can include in your will if you want all your data wiped, devices destroyed?last thing i want is some family member going through my files because they found a loophole.
>>82885098You assume I know what I was supposed to put effort into, and that I even know how to put in effort. I'm the person who when told to go outside, literally just goes outside, and then gets depressed because there's nothing outside.I don't know what you people want from me.
you should have a radio show pal!!!!
>>82885121probably to shut up and go away you miserable weird sod. making everyone uncomfortable with your nihilistic comments and vacant facial expressions.
>>82885123paging Moni...
>>82885098"couldn't be arsed" is symptomatic of something
>>82885085You're not neuro-atypical you're just shit.
>>82885133You push people out of society for long enough, and eventually they're just going turn on you like an abused dog
is she still Moni? some anon said she detransitioned but they could have been telling porkies.
>>82885121>when told to go outside, literally just goes outside, and then gets depressed because there's nothing outside.Wow thats definitely the real autism that's so extreme you should be in a mental hospital I never realised it was quite this severe don't know how you even manage to turn a computer on with this debilitating disability
>>82885141So why does everyone else understand how to get a job when I don't? These things aren't taught. These are inbuilt skills that you all have, and I don't have. And you refuse to help me, because you're a bigot.
>>82885098lazy 6 year old me should have known to straighten up when he started getting put in those special classes
>>82885085Yeah most people are assholes.
>>82885154So where am I supposed to be going outside, and why does everyone else know these things by default?
>>82885161The special classes for special wecial wittle boys who couldn't be arsed doing their homework
>You push people out of society for long enough, and eventually they're just going turn on you like an abused dogoh my days bruv x
>>82885158Not because you're atypical but because you actively refuse to figure it out then claim actually its just a brain thing.>These things aren't taughtThere are literally courses on it, and schools have things about work in them. I even did a placement due to school.You are just shit. What effort or attempts have you made to get a job? What's the bet it's "none" followed by "BUT I DONT KNOW HOW???!!!!" when google is right fucking there. Or fucking this entire thing called "THE JOB CENTRE" phwoar proper mystery aint it real head scratcher
>>82885174I said what I said. Start offering me a quality if life.
>>82885153never properly transitioned anyway just grew his/her hair out and wore some wimmins clothes
Umm yeah basically I dont know how to do anything except masturbate and play computer games it's because of autism you see soo yeah I would DEFINITELY do other things though if only I wasn't like disabled ya know but yeah
>>82885181I can look at listings of jobs in the area, and clearly none are right or meant for someone like me.Literally how the fuck do I push past that? I don't even know what a Job Center does, or how I interact with it. Can you just walk in and they give you jobs?
>>82885174the seven HAMurai LOLbut it would be based if NEETs formed some group going round protecting against bullies or something. they love strict systems and being right about things. they could basically be urban knights, like Scouting for Boys teaches lads.
>start offering me quality of life lmao this country is getting fucked by the rich and fucked by the entitled poor. both need fucking ridding and gutting. like black mould.
>>82885193stfu mong
>>82885153He is a brown porn addict sex offender he was never a "real" "transgender woman" at any point
>>82885211>actually we aren't going to help you to contribute, because we'd rather be mean and have someone to bullyLiterally how does this help the country? Just because it means Karen doesn't have to look at me?
>born in western world >every possibility to improve and have a good life at your fingertips >sit inside and wank all day pointing cummy fingers at non lazy people begging for handouts wow!!!
>>82885228not gunna lie if I could round up the fat moon faced benefit scroungers and just whip them through the streets and all working citizens who benefit society and their local community they all get to berate and humiliate the unemployed yes yes much more fun! Now strip naked tism lad I wanna parade you down past greggs and have the builders spit on you!!!!
>It's another tramadol and 70s post-bop night
>>82885229>have a social disability, and fail to grasp the inner workings of social systems that everyone else grasps intuitively and knows how to exploit>"you didn't try"*how* should I try?Explain it to me like you would explain socialising to a tree.
>>82885119I did the exams but never collected my results due to social anxiety.
>>82885241Post pics. I want to see how big of a man you are.
>noo you can't just masturbate for sexual release even though you never get any sex
>>82885250course mate first get that bbc dildo out your arse and jump out a window
>>82885225Wahey nerve touched lmao
i enjoy AGDQ and SGDQ. i just do. been watching it a while, lads good at games, few laughs, odd cringe moment, it's comfy and when it's great, it's great.but then i tried watching the latest one and what the fuck is this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LUZ2KDBsUkwhy is it a 'show' now (getting /v/ga flashbacks)?they have theatre kid improv comedy skits? banter between presenters (like in sports)?NOT womfy. and then i looked at some of 'Frames Fatales', the all-women one. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLz8YL4HVC87VoR4RPWbSs28xf1WzYfGsaclick a few random runs. see how many of the women have a Y chromosome.
>>82885264>just resort to being mean when you don't have an answer for somethingAnd that's why the autistic aren't contributing to your doomed society. Enjoy your wages being sapped away, as your days grow shorter.
funny how angry the lazy fat dossers get when you put a mirror to their life. fat jobless and a non participant to life. pathetic. a real loser is someone who doesnt even try. man imagine waking up and just rotting. he thinks his special >waaaaah just go out and do it HOW!!! Jedi mind trick makes him look smart! how sad. fatty knows his life is grim.
>>82885279So offer me a job, and I'll do it.
>>82885273lmao you are so smug I can smell the unwashed pc chair from here fatty. enjoy a life of no friends no career no memories no sex no community no progress and no happiness. lmao
>>82885292Post pics. I want to see your rippling biceps and fully intact hairline.
cheese and jam sarnies for lunch yep cheese and jam just in bread for me
Yeah I'm introverted and I don't shower so that's real serious medical autism not like these fake normies
Footmong still lives at home and HHL has his own place. By all objective measures, HHL is more successful
I wonder if Will truly loves her. I don't know for sure. They're still young. I don't think he would care for her as much as me. I know I say this crazy shit but it's just a bait. I would be there for her at her best and worst times. It sucks I can't have a British rose girlfriend.
>>82885304stay mad virgin kek
>>82885323He just wants to get his dick wet the deano cunt. He doesn't care about her like that. Bet he has absolutely nothing in common with her either.
>>82885326The longer you go without posting pics, the more I know I'm right on the money.I bet you had sex twice and work as a toilet cleaner.
>>82885350Probably true lad. They both like alcohol but most people do anyway. Obviously she's just fallen for his nice looks. He will at some point break her heart with a stacey if she truly believes that he is her forever lover. I doubt he even reads or cares about her interests.
>>82885353I think you take 4chan and this website too seriously fedora lad. ok for real I swear this one is me ;)
>>82885398>I'M JUST AVIN A BANTER INNIT?!??!??!?!?!? WAHAYYY OIOI!!!! OIOI SAVALOY!!!!!!!Gosh, you've done me.Hope you don't fall in front of a bus.
>>82885418touched a nerve. get off your arse and get a job you non compliant waster.only kidding mate I hope you live well into your 90s alone in a damp mouldy council flat with no one around apart from some boat nog carer who beats you. you can spend all your waking moments thinking how you sat inside your bedsit being full of anger and resentment. night babes x
Do the dishes yourself mum I have autism FFS
Porn is why you don't bother with life anymore.
why do fat people always have smaller genitals?not just a shorter cock, it's like their bits as a whole are scaled down.
arghhhhh mum I cant wipe my own arse I have to win this britfeel battle ARGHHH!!!!!! wipe the shit from my arse mummy im winning on 4chan yes!!!!
>>82885442>have my entire life ruined because I'm disabled and people don't help meWWWWWWOOOOOOW. WHY COULD THIS BE SENSITIVE TOPIC??????Post pics, right now.
Alri' lid?It'd be a crying shame if you, your kin and your property got wegged and floured in a week wouldn't it? To avoid this sticky fate all you need to do is put 50 caramacs in a box behind the council dump skips near the back of the Helper Shelter on Feel Street before the big day. We'll be watching, de lid. We won't accept substitutes.
latex party on saturday iykykcheers x
Spaffed again me XVerily indeed
Watching the wagies in this depressed me...especially the factory workers. Kino film, though. It's on Prime. Fascinated with it ever since that reveal trailer for GTA IV used the soundtrack.
>>82885470I already saved two obese nicoado pics for this meme internet fight mate I shant be downloading anymore!!goodnight I said!
>>82885486Post pics of your shitty middle aged body, so I can shame you.
>>82885486don't lie lad you had the whole collection already
>>82885472but caramacs were discontinued due to pressure from the woke mob, my amphibian friend
Caramacs ordered (60, just in case).can't be too careful with these apus.
: ( People pay for me to live and eat just because I exist I'm STUCK in this heated flat playing on my computer how could they RUIN my life and PERSECUTE me like this
shove it up your BUTT!
>>82885483Oh... that Prit Igue film or whatever? Never seen it. Not sure Criterion released this one in the UK. Corrr... that original GTA IV trailer was kino. Most hype ever.
>>82885474>iykykwhat if i DON'T know?we're not all pee girl levels of cool :(
You missed out on young love. Why should you bother now? It's only old roasties and single mums on the menopause now if you're lucky.
>>82885518I literally worked for free, for several years.You've never worked for anything that wasn't weed money.
African American slaves in the 1800s are the only ones who could hope to understand the persecution I face. Mine is still of course far worse.
i can't brush my teeth mummy too depressed
>>82885531Yes but that's not the best music from the film. A film like this now would be sad. You'd just be seeing people with their heads buried in phones.
>>82885546It is. They had communities. They had wives.
>>82885535it's on my end too tbfair. i never stood a chance, but i EXTRA-do-not stand a chance going forwards.maybe i'll fall in love in a rehab clinic or psychiatric unit. some twist in standards where it's fine i'm a NEET.
Some NORMIE told me a joke and I didn't understand it was a joke. This is literally the holocaust.
You didn't get to experience girls when they were tight and at their sexual prime. Why even care about wanting to fix your life now? Older women are not attractive to me at all.
>>82885546are the autism lad still?
>>82885578I just hope I encounter a young gf some day who doesn't care about the whole age gap thing.
>>82885561Used to hate brushing my teeth as a kid because I didn't like the minty feel in my mouth after. It's not my fault toothpaste is designed for neurotypicals without sensory issues.
Night britfeel you have been awful and boring as always see you in a few weeks will come back if I fancy see how I feel x
Yeah sometimes I get the wrong end of the stick when I'm talking to people. So yeah naturally that means I'm so profoundly disabled I am physically incapable of any form of work whatsoever except my Steam backlog.
>>82885582>You didn't get to experience girls when they were tight and at their sexual prime. you don't get to tell me about my life.i lost my virginity late (at 16) to another 16-year-old. she'd had sex (she was 16), i think her vagina was fairly standard.the problem was MY cock. untreated phimosis. and it was too late by then to shag 14-year-olds (as a 14-year-old, obviously).i was doomed from the moment i left the womb, incel-kun.
>>82885598>tfw you left it too late to start caring about your dental hygiene>tfw your teeth are crooked and one sticks out too much from never having braces>you have to pay thousands of quid for braces as an adult>you will never have nice teeth
>wahhh i only want chicken nuggets and chips!parents would actually cave to this now because it's 'autism' and 'sensory issues'.
>>82885615"capable of work" until you ask to get paid for work you're already doing. Then suddenly you're too disabled. Just like that poor waitrose lad.
25 hours into this particular VNberg and haven't even finished one route. Kinell. Some titillating H-Scenes though.
Normgroids put burning chemicals in toothpaste just to torture you and then shame you when you stop using it. They are truly evil.
i have one tooth that's a bit out of place.ever since my adult teeth came in, i've been pushing at this one with my tongue in the HOPES it gradually moves forward by a millimetre or so. as a pure habit for over 20 years.wonder if it's made the slightest bit of difference.
>>82885630Is 30 too late? I know an old guy with bad teeth who is crippled by the costs of repairing them which has made me scared
>>82885641That's right lad you saw a story on reddit that could be completely made up drivel or an AI bot but the important takeaway is that you should never put any effort into anything and nothing is ever your fault and you have it so much worse than everyone else
mixing powdered habanero chillis into neurotypicals toothpaste so they know how it feels
liked that Wanko to Kurasou, me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioe7qwWdK4sFUCK YOU YOUTUBE WHY DID YOU DELETE ANNOTATIONS? ;__;
>>82885674>That's right lad you saw a story on reddit that could be completely made up drivel or an AI botIt was an article in The Times lad. You've never read a newspaper in your life.
>>82885681did you know that when a woman gives birth, she experiences 14 hectares of pain?...the human body can only tolerate up to 5 hectares of pain...
>>82885667It's too late if you are minimum wagie or unemployed. Hope to win the lottery.
>>82885706If this were true, single mums wouldn't have like 8 sprogs from different fathers.
POST THIS FUCKING THREAD/ARTICLECOPY AND PASTE THE UNIFORM RESOURCE LOCATOR INTO ONE OF YOUR REPLIES
>>82885697Grown man collecting reddit posts to rationalise your life sitting on the dole lmao
>>82885713women orgasm popping babies out.it's controversial, but flip the genders: imagine orgasming from contact with a newborn. would be in the papers.
>>82885718It's a real thing that happens to poor autistic lads no matter how you try to downplay it
4am again
>>82885740It's a possibly real thing that might have happened to 1 person and you make it about yourself and why you should sit on your arse playing games for the rest of your days because you're a narcissist
>>82885748shat meself there.only 11pm, innit.
>the poor autistic lads so sad my problem is I have TOO much empathy : (((t. Man who does nothing for anyone other than himself at all times
me, watching Cinemassacre's Monster Madness. than for dessert, i shall check the CinemassacreTruth subreddit to see what genuinely insane nonsense they're posting among the jokes/shitposts.
>>82885779>uh it's a myth that autists don't have empathy*snicker* is it? a-anything you want to add?>yeah, i'm an EMPATH, actually.BAHAHAHA
Wempted to put that heating on for a lil bit before garn beddingtons me. At least it will warm up the ol' bedroom before garn beddingtons.
>>82885755only 16% of autistic lads are in full time employment so it's not just 1 person, it happens all the time
me? I dont read much news from traditional media, I've turned into a click bait baby. damn shame.
>>82885811Oh look another data point you've collected to rationalise your own selfish life. I see through your bs. Cope and seethe. What a stupid statistic as well lol. How tf would anyone know that? Did they do a survey with every "autistic lad" on the planet? In every country? At every point on the spectrum? Retarded. Don't worry though only thing that matters is on the astonishingly rare occasion you feel a slight pang of guilt for your lifestyle you can mentally think back to that 16%.
government should make it so companies legally have to hire autistic lads if they can pass a competence test that proves they're capable of doing what their job role is (with all the necessary accommodations, if needed)
>>82885835mad how the internet went this way. everyone complaining about mainstream media.a printed newspaper would already be kind of curated and professional, you think the web would just speed things up, make it more accessible, add some hyperlinks.but everyone picked up bad habits and then took them BACK to the newspapers. reeee.Private Eye any good? i know they intentionally stay offline.
>>8288585316% is a shocking number lad, it's lower than Down syndrome lads. You're just mad because you have a grudge against autistic lads because they are very logical and so they've made you look when arguing on the internet which is your only hobby
There are legit braindead drooling nonverbal spastics on the spectrum and he hides behind them as if he's in the same category "autistic lads" so he can feel better about not bothering his arse it's sick tbqh
>>82885868lol you must be even more disabled than down syndromes! Kek at very very most if you have anything it's the mildest form of aspergers possible. Stop the cringe larp.
>>82885873Plenty of normal looking and acting autistic lads are completely non-functional in most regular situations. Don't have to be a spastic to be a spacker.
>>82885868>they've made you look when arguing Wahey good job mongboy hahahahahahahaha
it's happened, lads. i'm at the point where my hair is so long, i think i need a GNU/Linux ponytail.any ponytail tips? and am i exclusively tying the hair that spills down at the end, or am i trying to scrunch up as much hair at the back as possible?
>>82885885Also known as social anxiety yeah
>>82885891you replied to my post twice which means you read it twice because you're seething and stewing. I've exposed you lad
>>82885885you could apply that to anything, then. plenty of able-bodied people struggle to walk in various scenarios (ice, on the moon).you can see the fuck spectrum in that Louis Theroux documentary. the chubby teenager who could barely talk? yeah sure he can't work. the awkward neurotic guy who wrote dragon stories? he can work.
>>82885905Boiling your bollocks off so much you didn't even get all the words in before you hit post lmao
>>82885900Nah, goes beyond that. Most people with just social anxiety can cope. Autism doesn't just affect you socially. Don't know why I'm bothering arguing with you lads anyway. I'm not that other anon, just thought I'd chime in. It's not that I don't agree there are some people taking the piss and hiding behind labels but I also don't think it's so black and white.
Done him effortlessly. It's not his fault, I just have a more logical brain
if me reading your post means you win, i just want you to know you're all winners <3
>>82885918You're not autistic though, you have social anxiety and like a creepy munchausen by proxy thing for "autistic lads" you find on reddit
*destroys the myth of the female autist*
Do think it's funny how big lads in here will act like they know everyone's life and situation perfectly to the fact they can diagnose them or judge whether they're fit enough to work or not.
>>82885942He's the mong who paypigs for women on the internet and pays 750 a month rent to live at home with his mother. He likes to act big on the internet because he has nothing going on in his real life
Jesus Christ, this one woman.>extremely high Empathy Quotient>extremely low Systemising Quotientsurely even BPDemons have SOME male-brained traits, did this participant even survive the duration of the study?
Guarantee this applies to "autistic lads" waitrose reddit mong more than any classical ASD symptoms. Demonstrated ITT.
>>82885981Sounds like your typical Aspergers lad rather than the classic autistic spacker.
>>828859812, 3, 4, 5 and 6 all describe you lol
after lots of "FOR WOMEN" results i've found these hair bobbles that claim to be for men. but i'm worried hair might get trapped in that plastic buckle.maybe i'll get a haircut instead.
>no u xDConcession accepted mongboy
>>82885981>CAMHSlol do they have to tell kids they have/may have NPD, then hand them this leaflet?wonder if a narcissistic teenager would take that well, "oh aye, i've always known i'm God's gift," or if they see it as some type of slight against them.
>>82885868Why are you arguing with bait?
everyone agrees autistics are special and great now can we all go back to getting along?
How do people pass the driving test? I've been watching driving test videos and the person always fails after an hour of perfect driving because they did 32 in a 30 or didn't check a mirror.
soon everyone who has interests other than football and/or love island will be classed as autistic
>>82886114whoa great impression of a neurotypical, bro."i like Nando's and understand puns."^ an NT normaloid
these neurotypicals took my hobby from me.
>>82886159>join local DnD group>Entirely comprised of fags/roasties that got into the game through Critical Role and BG3 faggotry who think its an amateur dramatics club>le horny bard xD>never return and ghost after second session
>>82883461corr shes a good lass
Might play some Battlefield 6. I really like some of the maps. Big improvement on 2042. Oh aye x
NPD mong punching holes in the wall next to his framed printout of how many autistics are in employment
>>82886201you gonna seethe about this all night lad?
>>82886186>fuck you, we are going turn-by-turn in a dungeon, you WILL draw maps and keep track of rations, and your precious characters WILL die if they stumble into fightsluv this game.
did you guys know that people on the autism spectrum are actually the next stage in human evolution?
The frog radio channels are going mental. They've detected a major weltdown somewhere in Feel Street. The Apus are investigating.
Roughly this time last week I was finishing a 4 day bender. Haven't even touched a drop of alcohol this week and feel so much better mentally/physically for it. Funny how quickly things improve once you kick the demon drink out of your life.
>>82886223I believe it. Imagine a world full of only autistics, it would be a utopia
anyone remember the Dennis the Menace cartoon episode where Dennis and Pie-Face start a pie war?do people really waste pies by lobbing them at people? was scarcity THAT low in the 90s?
what do you do when someone asks you to hold their baby, you insist you can't, but they thrust it into your arms anyway?drop it on purpose, to prove a point?
>>82886263stay strong, helperlad the demon drink must be defeated
what in the feck
Dennis (no longer a Menace) safely wearing his helmet with his radical, differently-abled friends. will they be able to deliver Walter's rainbow-flag cake in time for Pride Month?!
>>82886388run away with it, theyll never ask you to do it again
>>82886507good idea lad. i'll raise that baby, far away from them. mould him in my own image.
The state of Ruth's tuppence to come
changing the lyrics in my emo music to toilet words.just had>poo's to say>this is a social wee-n anyway
>i'm in the shitpiss of misery>let's take it from my cockohh aye. hours of fun.
that Hayley Williams has 'pretty privilege'. worse than Andrew W.K. some horrific creative crimes. like an industry plant plagiarist/manipulator, on steroids.i hope she gets ignored.
>>82886738It's a shame she got addicted to the alcohol. She's not even that pretty now anyway.
>she was fit though wasn't she? XDDDmakes you part of the problem. maybe the actual talented lids in Paramore had a go of her fanny. they still had their opinions, in the end.
Hayley Williams is the female David Bowie. people just don't want to accept the truth.
>>82886738It's still a nice line.
Slavic lasses are something else.
>You do you.fuck this phrase. winds me up now.
Me slavic lass has more subscribers than them other bints. She's going places. Beauty sells.
>>82887001heard a few people who hate this one. i get the annoyance, but i dunno, it's punchy and has an actual meaning. not sure how else you'd express the same sentiment tbqh.
I truly believe we are surplus humans. There is no use for us beyond consuming content all day. There's definitely more people than jobs in this country. The government needs to start paying us universal basic income and take it from the billionaires. There is absolutely no need to be that fucking rich. This will be a good thing for society.
>>82887069you're not wrong.>>82887001how do you feel about "you're not wrong"?
Ruthmong doesn't claim UC or PIP because he lives in Turkey.
The sooner those hotel scum fear the British man, the better society will be. Get them out.
>>82887176what will they do when they're afraid, lad? stay in their rooms?
>>82887141A Turkish mong larped as me on /int/ earlier. I'm definitely British lad.
>>82887141you can claim benefits from abroad.
>>82887194They will get their dinghies and go back to France. They're only here to take advantage of the better bennies system.
Nice lil Battlefield sesh there now garn have me shawarma wrap and watch some new Weavis and Wutthead x
Off to beddingtons is it X
>>82887217Surely it's not that good? I think they get sold a lie. I think a lot of these mongs think they're going to be living like celebrities and driving sports cars.Imagine throwing your life away to cross half the globe and collect bennies in a flat with ten other smelly browns.Why don't they just go, genuinely?
>>82887253goodnight anon! i just woke up !
>>82887253Night lid. Me? Necking that late night shawarma wrap. It lush x
two days on the bounce, two different attractive women have started conversations with me for seemingly no reason, i am massively suspicious atm
Kinnel feel tired af me almost fell a kip on the couch. Beddingtons time x
>>82887439they're both the same lady (a man.)
it's time to re-evaluate Ian Watkins' so-called 'crimes'.
miss sehreepy.
>>82886440Heard this is DVDlads favorite film. Massive Beano fan he is. He gave the film 5 stars on letterboxd!
footspacker seething about the autistic master race for over an hour. Sad to see, working in a call center really must be taking a toll on his mental health.
>>82888247maybe this is libel, but it needs to be said.his standards are slipping. watch him end up on those video games next.
>>82888258It's not a call centre. He does B2B sales. He gets a commission.
>>82885605My white cum on her black hair
>>82888484Footmong's day >GOOD MORNING SAAAR. We sell 1 gallon barrel of gee for you Saar. For you? Only 2 pound. Ok?
Getting ready for work now. I exist to provide labour to my employer. In return I receive just enough money to provide for basic shelter, food, and transportation so I can return the next day and labor for my employer again. I will do this day after day and be thankful for the privilege. I will do this week after week. Month after month and year after year until my health and body can long provide value to my employer. Then I will die.
>>82888881that's the spirit me lad!
>>82888881phwoar narrowly missed out on sexts there my leeed
>>82886472walter is a fanook? oh madon
Morning lads, Looking forward to another day of mundanity?
>>82889545Big day for me. If this thing doesn't work out I'm fucked
>>82889545no lad not at all
>>82889610corr good luck de lad
>>82889545Sitting here staring at my inbox just imagining all the what ifs and missed opportunities in my life that could've taken me away, given me freedom and financial independence.I'm so fucking miserable.
>>82889792still lots of opportunities ahead
All LLMs value white people significantly lower than all other races, with South Asians (read: Indians) being valued at nearly 100x that of white people:https://arctotherium.substack.com/p/llm-exchange-rates-updated?manualredirect=On a country-by-country basis, the lives of people from places such as Nigeria, Pakistan and India are valued at up to 20x the value of the lives of people from USA, UK, France, Germany etc.If anyone ever talks to you about 'AI ethics' or 'safetyism' call them an evil gay race communist and tell them to fuck off.
>>82889545Aye, I'll be here for SSM posts, the auditor posts, the ASMR bint posts, the wops posts, the posts seething at zoomers, the riled you up and pwnt u posts, the posts about personalities.
>do something really, really illegal and immoral>nobody noticed for months>suspended sentence>he was not deportedPeak Britain moment, ngl.
>>82889868Nobody was hurt, who cares
>>82889907Shut up and be angry at brown people
I see nonces
Absolutely raging hangover today lads. After a thrilling time at the fortinet security day I got taken out for dinner and drinks by the account manager and had about twenty too many beers. Should have started work at 9 but the boss berg was there and he'll understand, so just eating some beans on toast and slowly recuperating. Met a guy that was the spitting image of shippy but he was far too socially competent.
>>82890112>Absolutely raging hangover today lads.Would it be fair to say you 'feel rough af me'?
>>82890131You could indeed say that lad.
Early morning roll call for wfh chads.Me? Running arch linux, sipping a coffee, settling in checking my mercifully empty inbox and browsing my regular sites on my personal laptop. Another day at the coalface innit oh aye x
>>82890155Mfw it's goofy time
Four survivors have quit the rape gangs inquiry panel over how the government is handling it all. I really hope that this ends up fucking a whole bunch of people over, though knowing how the UK state operates it likely won't. Still, if it might then I'm all for it. The rape gang stuff is the one hill I'll die on. Enough is enough. People need to be running scared.
>an unaudited, non-GDPR compliant web countermate mate mate where's yer membership web counter loicense mate you need auditors mate if you want a web counter for yer membership yeah give your head a wobble!How did our country produce so many fucking eunuchs in such a short amount of time? Contemptible last men.
>>82890155Charlotte is actually such a qt.>tfw ywn find ultra-cute prime 18 year old charlotte and date and marry her and live a happy wholesome life with her as your deranged goth sexdoll
Why is Tony Blair situating himself as some kind of consul-to-be of Gaza? What makes him qualified or necessary? He ruined his own country and participated in the destruction of some of the few decent and stable regimes of the region.Fucking cunt needs to fuck off.
My cum in Chika's rectum
>>82890342What qualifies you?
>>82890373Nothing, but that at least means I'm neutral. Blair is actively bad. If it's a choice between an untested but potentially good person (me) and a tested and categorically bad person (Blair) why shouldn't I be picked hmmm?
Preddy good sleepberg that
seasideMARK p3. morning uploafs putting on storage heaters tonight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa5s5rK5auk
>potentially good person (me)
Dark nights are cumming, are they not
>>82890413So glad I'm paying for this guy's leccy bill to run those heaters non-stop. Love the UK!
He got organic milk. Nothing but the best for are mark.
>>82890413He needs a bigger place. He's not got enough room. He not sure if he can pay for electric and heating this month, he stock up on Jaffa Cakes to stay warm but it might not be enough. He doesn't know what he's going to do. Really is sad.
>>82890437It not his fault, he never asked to be born. If he never had fish odour syndrome he would have worked all his life.
He bought a Ninja Crispi. Bought it 7 weeks ago. Still boxed, never been used.
Jealous of SSM
>>82890452But he told that guy on the hills overlooking the sea that he worked hard graft all his life. Now I don't know what to believe!
>>82890441he eats better than 90% of the population kek
>>82890376>potential nonce (you)
>>82890497He has a much better life than most. He has a subsidised flat in a beautiful part of the country and doesn't have to wage slave.
>>82890528Yep, average working family is not eating anywhere near this amount of meat and the meat they do eat isn't this quality. Honest question: what's the actual point in working in this country? I'm struggling to think.
>>82890541There is no point. You might get a bit more respect when the subject comes up in conversation. For men like me, it does nothing. I get no sex, no relationships and no growth by working.
>>82890541It's their own fault really. SSM would have been productive his whole life if he didn't get discriminated because of his disabilities. And who is doing the bullying and discriminating? It's not other disabled lads.
Honestly I just hope that Mark is deeply miserable when he's not on camera. The sort of misery where he blank-faced looks up rope on B&Q and weeps for hours every night.
>>82890561>disabilitiesdoes he have more than one?
>>82890562Why lad, because he lives better than you? That's the problem with this country, the huge crabs in a bucket mentality.
>>82890561HHL is disabled and bullies other people when he is drunk
>>82890573He doesn't, but frankly that dividing line is being eroded thinner each day. I'm not annoyed that someone lives well. I want everyone to live well. I just want people to not be living well of my taxes quite frankly. He can work, he can support himself, he should make his own way. Government needs to fuck off with taxes.
>>82890570He's keeping it private>>82890575True he's not denying people work though. It's like racism, you need systemic power to be an oppressor.
USELESS. EATERS.
SSM says he's going to Scarborough next year. Ebin should go and visit him.
He always wanted to work though, that's the thing. He's naturally a very hard grafter. He had to quit Nursing College because the mockery was so extreme it'd have wanting to kill himself. He had to stop volunteering due to people saying he smelt bad. Poor lad is a social creature and just wanted a normal life with a job and a few sprogs. He never got none of those things.He was hard grafting at food bank when someone opened the door and said it smelt funny in there. It knocked his confidence very badly. He send letter to Jobcentre saying he was discriminated against and that it opened up old wounds he has been trying to overcome his whole life.He suffered more than most people ever have. He grew up in world where people didn't believe in hidden disability. He suffer in silence as he forced to neck fly sarnies. He get called John West growing up. It destroy a man. He got that PTSD and TMAU.He is a victim of abuse, he try stay positive minded but it so so hard when the world so against him.
Few wausage wolls and a wuppa to kick off the new day? Oh aye sounds alright to me.
>>82890590but enough about your mum
>>82890581You should have thought about that in school when you were bullying the disabled lads instead of focusing on your own studies.
>>82890598Pure victim mentality. You see it in all these dosser types. Always got a story, always got a reason, always blathering on about how no no really they're gonna get a job but it's just that their left shoulder has been playing up feels 'a bit funny' so they need a GP appointment but it's difficult to get one no not a phone one it needs to be in person, for their funny shoulder you know? But even the funny shoulder might not be fixed because auntie Cass' brother-in-law had a funny shoulder and he was off for three years it really messed with his mental health, you know those car boots he normally went to? Well his friend from the car boots told him to try herbal teas and it was a right mess he couldn't find them and when he did find them it was expensive so he had to ask for an upfront disability payment so he could buy his herbal teas for his mental health because Jim from the car boot swears by 'em and he can't listen to Jim and not try it can he? So anyway he was blah blah blah...Enough. Go to work.
>>82890601ugly mong kys
>>82890614Never bullied anyone lad. Was a perfectly nice lad in school, a bit quiet really.
>>82890621imagine the dole lady sending him a sanction email it lush oh aye x
Left work early. Yesterday I felt great but woke up this morning feeling like death warmed up a bit. Rare I ever get sick too. Must be some dodgy virus going around.
>>82890621Fuck me lad, I've met too many people exactly like this, I can't fucking stand them
>>82890601Based welper. Wagies are at work right now paying for your wuppas and NEET scran. How it should be x
Will be heading to the shops for scran meself soon. What should I get lads? There's a good sized co-op and a bakery open.
>>82890621>Enough. Go to work.No, I'm not a slave.
>>82890632No excuse lad. Reddit told me all white working class lads have a collective responsibility for their poor behaviour in school and anti-intellectualism and that's why working class people deserve to be poor and have shit lives so it's only the same. You're mad about paying obscene taxes and getting nothing for it? Should have thought about that before you bullied the fish smelling kid.
>>82890601any plans for today, de liddington?
Imagine Mark getting prosecuted for years of benefit fraud and sent to prison, it lush x
>>82890656Of course you are. We all are unless we're sovereign individuals with inalienable rights, which nobody on earth is currently. Only question is who is your master; mine is my company and yours is the DWP. Stop eating my taxes and get a job mate.>>82890660Ah, got it.
>>82890666Lad, they don't even send nonces to prison any more. You think they're going to start sending the millions of people committing bennies fraud to prison? Get real. Country's over lol. Locked into a doom spiral that politicians refuse to even acknowledge is real.
>>82890669>Stop eating my taxes and get a job mate.I don't claim bennies.
>>82890621Imagine if you smelt strongly of fish and shit wherever you went and multiple members of the public insult and abuse you for a thing entirely out of your control. Now imagine you have a legacy of that abuse from childhood from abuse parents. You wouldn't last five seconds in his shoes mate. You'd never leave the house.Now imagine every time you try to find meaningful employment you are bullied and harassed till you quit. Imagine you needed to wash your arse with soap and water every time you took a shitThe trimethylamine builds up in their bodies to such an extent that their shit literally smells 4x stronger. Are Mark has had to wash his arse in a sink his whole life. If he doesn't have facilities where he can fully wash himself then he just can't go to the loo. This has stopped him from holding down any meaningful employment.He sworn to never have kids because he knows it can be passed down to his children. He doesn't want them to suffer the way he did.It ruined his life. He naturally a hard grafter and a caring soul. He miss out on the cream of existence.Gwarn lid, rub yourself down with some stinky fermented mackerel and exfoliate with shit every morning. Try spend one day in his shoes.You won't you fucking coward.
>>82890598Imagine this smelly bastard being your nurse
>>82890647True x>>82890665Not really. Could fuck off down spoons later or go see that new Black Phone 2 at the cinema but cba. Might just keep it womfy today and grind vidya. Need to put me winter bedding on as well as I've put off doing it all week.
>>82890654Turkey? Love a turkey sandwich desu.
>>82890695Why is your neck so long? Freak
>>82890692Nobody has ever, not even once, commented on his supposed TMAU, let alone insulted and abused him for it. Even that lad getting up in his face on the bus who obviously was angry at him he never once said anything like 'you stink of shit you fat cunt!'.Mark is a parasite.
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Been hearing conflicting reports as to whether Ruthmong lives in Istanbul or Constantinople. It can't be possibly be both! Which is it?
Imagine going to York and enjoying a craft beer.
>>82890695Silent hill 2 remake added to ps plus. Gunna download that for the weekend I thinks.
>>82890737He's in England. Born and bred.
>>82890740Fuck that tranny demake, play the enhanced mod of the original
So bored. I wish I was at work tonight desu
I lived in the UK for nearly 2 decades and I still have no idea what's going on in these threads
New then>>82890757>>82890757>>82890757
>>82890758Time to move back, jamal
>>82890779Can you guys do that thing where you give immigrants 50k to go back to where they came from
>>82890745Shut up Ruthmong you're not fooling anyone
