Get ready for the dark nights edition
Clocks go back soon innit guv?
You wouldn't survive a day in his shoes.
>>82890768Oh aye xGain an extra hour as it were. Still a retarded system imo. Just scrap it.
You wouldn't survive a day in HHL's shoes.
Me? Gonna finish this particular VN route today I think. Then watch a film mayhaps.
Praying for VET desu
Dark knights are cumming. Must aquire another PS5.
>>82890778Aye agreed. I do enjoy that extra hour though. Can never hurt to have extra time on a Sunday
You wouldn't survive a day in Ruthmong's shoes.
>>82890777He got small feet
makes me kek all the middle class mongs on reddit with fake jobs where they get to browse reddit all day whinging about paying 50% taxes. I hope this fake economy with endless money printing really does go away and all these mongs suddenly have to explain what they actually do and why writing a few emails is worth paying them half a kilo of silver every day.
Is York a good place to visit this winter?
https://youtu.be/3orfayxBcPE?t=509All the laughter and stares he gets from people on the train followed by them all leaving the carriage he decides to settle on (He specifically looks for one with the least amount of people.)Nobody deserves this.
Nu day is it not XIndeed yes
>>82890840I think it's more the absurdity of a fat old dosser vlogging in public.
>>82890821I actually have no shoes. I wear socks most of the day.
>>82890862How often do you change your socks?
>>82890839No better or worse than it was to visit last winter.
Shoes are considered a luxury in Turkey
>>82890840Imagine the smell wafting through each carriage. corr.
Ordered the mystery wooty shirt in a box thing. Went for the premium box because might as well. Hope I get a cool German or Spanish team.
>>82890872Probably every 3 days. I wear two or three socks on each foot as my feet always get cold.
>>82890877You've never been there. You don't even leave your own town.
>>82890825We need to go back, make 1 pound mean 1lb of sterling silver.240 pennies of course.
>>82890877Hey fuck you lad, I've never been to York but I regularly leave my own town.
Some people can smell it. Some people can't x
>An asylum-seeker has avoided an immediate prison sentence after sexually assaulting three women.Get them out de lids
Some lad spends 16 hours a day here. Every other lad doesn't.
>>82890941And he'll never be deported. Meanwhile if you protest against this you might get 3 years in prison. Gotta love the yookay.
>>82890941Everyone can smell these bastards
>>82890954I guarantee I would get a worse sentence for pinching a woman's bottom and admitting to it at the first possible stage.
>>82890955Don't even need to smell them. You can spot them milling around in town centres perving on women or riding around every town on Deliveroo bikes. But people are so lazy and decadent that they won't stop ordering slop off these apps.
>>82890737Every Mong in ConstantinopleLives in Istanbul not ConstantinopleSo if you've a date in Constantinople He'll be waiting in Istanbulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XlO39kCQ-8
>>82890941Crime makes GDP go up therefore is good, stop criticising the government. Reported to GCHQ, you foreign agent subversive saboteur
Smell my semen as I smear it all over your jiggly arse mate.
What do you reckon Will likes best about her?
>>82890971They're always sitting on them railings outside mcdonalds in packs. Used to be chavs back in the day. Now its muslims everywhere.
>>82891020Her tight innie tuppence, probably.
>>82891043I bet it's comfy and makes a nice plop sound as he pulls out.
I fucking hate HHL and want to see him suffer
>5:30am, wake up ahead of waging>deep breaths>open news apps>"Chancellor pleased with 0.000001% growth">"Minister gets basic arithmetic wrong">"Tony Blair wants Digital IDs">"Foreign rapist avoids deportation claiming 'anxiety'">"Civil Servant briefed against by No10">"Think tank urges ministers to raise taxes">"Govt sells Scotland to Turkey"Will it ever change, lads?
Proper ill me. Not even got an appetite.Drinking lucozade because that's what you did when you were a kid. Think il switch to water and electrolytes though.
>>82891086> Govt sells Scotland to turkey Lmao Bad crack checking your phone at the time of the morning though. Save that crap for later on the day.
What's the point giving up porn? It won't make any difference to your sex life. It definitely holds you back.
>>82891087Haven't been ill since 2013. I just watched films and Simpsons all day.
New Eureka! announcements today. Hoping for some more Toei or Shaw Brothers tbqh de lids. Or Hong Kong classics.
>>82891100Nobody here has sex, lad
>>82891110dvd mong attached to plastic shit
>>82891107Aye I'm watching the fellowship of the ring. Some classic 90s Simpsons a great shout though.
Can't believe Scotland is now a Turkish protectorate. All that fine whisky to be poured into the lochs because it's haram. Sad day to be British.
>>82891116I would like to have sex but I know I am a low value male with no attractive face or career. I hate how sex has to be after you get everything else in order.
>>82891127I don't think I've gone more than 3 months without sex in the last 20 years.
>>82891097Yeah probably, but what the fuck else am I gonna do with my shit life in this shit country?Actually now that I think about it, "Govt sells Scotland to Turkey" wouldn't be a headline. A more realistic one would be "Govt pays Turkey 150bn to take Scotland".
Can't believe they've renamed Aberdeen to Abu Al-Deen.End of an era.
>Abu Al-Deen
>wake up feeling really itchy >feel then look down there>6 mosquito bites on my left ankleffseven on keto they won't leave me aloneso much for "they just like sweet blood bro"
2018 era vibes in the air today x
if i go to bed during the day instead of on a night, do i still gain an extra hour of sleep somewhere?
What's the best horror movies? Might go yank mode and watch a horror film for October tonight. Alien for me.
>>82891117Oh aye. It lush. Careful or I'll smear you in my semen you little lidder.
>>82891156Technically nobody gains or loses an hour anywhere, more time isn't added into the day, it's just that the entire country collectively agrees to set the time one hour backwards on the same day after having previously collectively agreed to set them forwards by an hour earlier in the year. It's all just nonsense.
>>82891155for me it's 2017 (only 2010s kids will understand.)
>>82891155How do you mean exactly lad? Feels no different tbqhwyf.
>>82891167You're actually wrong there lad. As a collective we are agreeing to meme an extra hour into existence. Shame it fucks up the rotation around the sun but it must be done.
>>82891086>Syrian migrant can come to Britain 'because he's lonely'Real one from this week
Inform the Apus that 'Soldier F' has been found not guilty of murders on Bloody Sunday.
>>82891167i mean 'my' 7am will be the 'old' 8am so as far as my body is concerned, i'll be one hour sleepier.but realistically i won't stick to any sort of schedule, i might even sleep that +1 hour later on the clock face, and then feel sad about it
>>828911722017 was a womfy year for asides from March 2017.>>82891173Can't really explain de lid. Just a feeling.
>>82891185great day for it lad
>>82891163Hellraiser, Candyman, Audition, Friday the 13th (remake), Rob Zombie's Halloween, Hostel Part 2, The Devil's Rejects, Martyrs, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Drag Me to Hell, The Descent, Barbarian, Ringu, Scream, The Hills Have Eyes (remake).
>>82891185how in the flying fuck does something like this take so long?i'm guessing murder doesn't have a statute of limitations but>hello elderly man, you MURDERED a couple of people 50+ years ago.what's the point? at that point, he's won.
There isn't really any mystery of the Orient going on or anything, it's just "would you like it if taxis cost 2 quid, there was no crime and you had a thin gf?".The trade off is you aren't allowed to criticise the government, you have no political freedoms and your theoretical ceiling for how high you can rise politically, socially and professionally has a hard cap lower than the theoretical cap in the West. But for the average person... who gives a shit? No different from living here in terms of those things.I encourage all you lads to try China at least once. Looking to go back myself soon.
Soldier F is obviously guilty but he's so old the whole trial is a sham.
might get a ps5 for the dark nights classic ssm style
>>82891167I technically lose an hour because I have to go into work an hour later than usual so that we still finish at the usual time
brit/pol/ is full of nonces at the moment. It not right.
>>82891207yeah this is all spooky and Orwellian but what actually happens? presumably i'd be going/moving there just to live and work. not sew political dissent.knew a lass from China. she definitely enjoyed bits of British culture. didn't have any newfound hobby of criticising the Chinese government. just not relevant to her interests.
>>82891224Yeah, popped my head in earlier and holy fuck like actual nonce shit. Why is it that mods can ban you inside of 30 seconds for posting an Indian meme out of context, but can't stop the obvious and blatant illegal spam that keeps happening for hours on end like that?
>>82891227Yeah exactly, most people would be utterly apolitical if their country was run well. Why would you criticise a government that keeps crime low, society cohesive, the economy prosperous etc?Go China, lad, you'll love it.
>>82891237It will stop when the UK government restricts this website.Its not very organic.
>>828911722014, 2015, 2016 were the best years shit posting
>the truth always comes out...but how would you know if it didn't? Sounds like a big cope for normies to pretend that everything works out in the end.
>>82891280The truth is reality.You can only deny it for so long.
>>82891280but people also invent truths. little-known thing called lying, which was the problem in the first place.
>>82891285In the sense of if you keep testing it, but lies are mostly just word of mouth at the end of the day. I'm sure there are countless lies which have never come out as lies and never will. People will just think they're the truth forever.
>>82891276I stayed up all night shitposting on brit/pol/ the night of the Brexit referendum. What a fucking experience. I still remember everyone claiming Remain had won then the results from Sunderland came in and everything changed in an instant.
>>82891167That's only true for clock time. Your circadian rhythm, the internal biological clock that regulates sleep, wakefulness, hormones, and body temperature, is tied to light exposure and routine, not the number on a clock.
>>82891280>the truth always comes out>everything happens for a reason>every cloud has a silver lining>life is what you make it>fate doesn't make mistakesAll bollocks to be honest.
Supposed to be paying attention to a team meeting right now. It's an obese Indian woman literally called Jeeta giving the talk and holy fuck Indian accents are SO FUCKING GRATING. I can barely make out what she's saying and it sounds like a car alarm going off.
>>82891317you really are the biggest mong here
>>82891340>you really are the biggest mong herenolifespammer is worse
>>82891355Who is nolifespammer? I can't keep track of all these dollies now.
>>82890777>>82890757who is this man I don't know what this is still
quitting sissy hypno won't get me a gf
>>82891366SeasideMark, a major member of the vibrant UK youtube dosser community
>>82891359The poster who is constantly complaining about the state of this country but refuses to do anything about it
Lads, should I visit Customer Appreciation Day to enjoy free chicken corn soup and enter to win the chicken poop bingo?Got to be right across the river by 7pm anyway for Gremlins on big screen at restored old-timey main street cinema.
>>82891377which is the best video ? it looks like id have to watch a lot of content to find something funny
i usually stay up for election results, Sunderland always gets them first in.was a pure laff in i think 2017 or 2015 when some beardy Communist Party of Britain bloke got 50 votes or so. "phwoar, get in there!!!"everyone all across the 4chan political divide just had a good time. nowadays you're meant to seethe at the commies, reeee.
>Ukraine war latest: Trump's oil sanctions are 'act of war' against RussiaStop teasing us and give us the nuclear apocalypse already
>>82891404Sunderland is a well run city
>>82891383What should he do? What can any man do against such things?
>>82891414yeah it's not bad. the north east just has the best general 'culture' really. even before you get to forrins i don't like when they stick some southern toff in a safe seat in County Durham or somewhere. Labour or Tory, they're just not from round here. won't fit in.
*solemnly, and with great dignity, informs the Apus that r helperlad has sadly succumbed to his wounds and will no longer be on "that wuppagrind" but will now and eternally be on "that coffingrind"*
*rises from the grave**makes another wuppa*
I know a lad who is 34 but whenever he's asked he ALWAYS says he's 36. I have no fucking clue why. It doesn't benefit him, it's provably false, it doesn't impress anyone or do anything positive for him. And yet... he just can't stop. He just lies about it, like lying gets him off or something.
>>82891409expect your energy prices to triple
>>8289149936 is a pretty good age, very manly age 36 ist. actual IRL 36 year old
we all zombies without are wuppas x>>82891499odd. i have skewed where i wanted to be older. as a kid i'd be 10 online but say i was 13. very trivial in your 30s though. if he got a gf and came clean, the reveal would be absolutely-fucking-nothing.how the hell do you even hide your age/birthday? when you hear about actors and musicians who did it, all it takes is one person checking some documents.
Still on that worange juice grind. We sober in life x
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Moon>Before the 1998 release of Tony Fletcher's Dear Boy: The Life of Keith Moon, Moon's date of birth was presumed to be 23 August 1947. This erroneous date appeared in several otherwise-reliable sources, including the Townshend-authorised biography Before I Get Old: The Story of The Who. The incorrect date had been supplied by Moon in interviews before it was corrected by Fletcher to 1946.did he make himself 1 year younger to make shagging a 16-year-old less evil?
r keith did nothing wrong leave him alone
>>82891524>instagram girl leaving dubai hotel with a bunch of 'gifts'grim lads
>>82891497Get back in the grave you zombie shit.
Fuck it lads just gonna get in the bath. Gonna get in the bath me, will be posting from the bath. Supposed to be working but I'm too hungover so I'll just be in the bath if you need me.
>>82891552maybe you're a The Who defender but i bet some Who expert will ALSO come out of the woodwork to explain he changed their sound for the worse, or summat.
>>82891548When I'm famous I intend to lie about my birthday. What will I be famous for, I hear you ask. Not sure yet, nothing nefarious, not a nonce.
>>82891598Would give anything to be alone, not working and just relaxing in a nice warm bath right now, ngl. Holy fuck my life sucks.
>>82891601Also Pete Townshend got caught trying to find child porn and then was like "it was research" and somehow got away with it. Probably because he was so shit at it, too incapable to find pizza. Bet he fucks his fish.
no joke. luv these lads who are well into a 60s/70s band, pure anoraks about it who know all this history off the top of their head.best i can do is 'the last Beatles album was a bit weird, preferred those earlier ones'.
WORLD'S MOST BORING MAN LIES ABOUT BIRTHDAY, BECOMES A HOUSEHOLD NAME.
>>82891612that one cracks me up. wasn't it the 90s/early-2000s?i mean in hindsight what's now scurried away on Tor was once just out there on forums, all unencrypted, all plaintext. i got some dodgy files (unintentionally) over filesharing programs because of internet pranksters ;__;a lot of that data is probably on a backup tape somewhere, wonder if they'll ever comb through it. "we checked with AOL, we know you were hugenonce123 in the 90s."
wonder what shippys doing right now
Copped 3 of these yesterday in varying flavours. One is like a toblerone rip off and another is something else and one is normal choccie. Wish I'd had several fewer beers than I did but when the provider are paying for it you just can't say no. It's an exciting life being a high flying network engineer I tell you hwhat. Vodafone were giving out umbrellas too but couldn't be arsed to carry one around the whole day, slightly regretting that now.
>>82891633>Fortnitethese gamer snacks are getting silly.
>Waitrose-rejected autistic worker gets Asda offerhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c98n53dpzx6obased Asda. Might have to start giving them my custom now
>>82891630Yeah I remember downloading shit off limewire and it not being what I intended at all, or going through them link aggregator sites and just suddenly it's kids or people sucking horse cocks. Difficult to believe nowadays really.
>>82891615Didnt even consider the possibility of the birthday lie being my route to stardom. Or possibly even my boringosity. So many opportunities.
>>82891647winmx, limewire and e-donkey/e-mule were peak internet in some ways, never knew what you were going to find, i remember spending all day downloading napoleon dynamite and when i opened it it was just 90 minutes of gay porn lel
All the nasty cunts on reddit seething at this news right now. This is just cynical virtue signalling from Asda. Suddenly companies acting in their interests is bad if an autistic lad benefits?
>>82891536Based worange juice lid. On me 4th wuppa of the day nows. Keeping meself fresh for me beach walk tomorrow morning.
>>82891660Hahaha that's a good one. I remember being bamboozled by song titles, if it was a ska song by anyone it would also be uploaded as a reel big fish song or if it was metal it would be SOAD.
>>82891633>It's an exciting life being a high flying network engineer I tell you hwhat. dunno, all these shiny baubles the tech companies go for rubs me the wrong way. like them TikTok videos about how gr8 their office is (it has FREE protein bars!)never went in there myself but my London friends-of-friends worked at Google and it's all wonderful and shiny but also sounds like pure hell, in a way. it's a privilege to work there, so when Google bestow the office with 'Wear Pyjamas To Work Day' those office drones had better be MORE than grateful.
>>82891657the fates are cruel.
>>82891645>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c98n53dpzx6oWaitrose are a tory-coded supermarket so no surprise there. Place has a smug middle-class aura to it. They won't be getting a penny of my NEETbux.
>>82891676'Weird Al' was always the classic. i mean i liked the guy's actual music, funny to think he went from fairly wholesome parodies (no swearing, even) to>BOMB-BOMB>BOMB-BOMB IRAQ~>LET'S BOMB IRAAAQ!
>>82891692Them tories shopping at Waitrose are the same ones paying taxes for your wizzas and wooze.
>>82891682Definitely agree lad. Used to work at a place where they went in for all that shit, or more accurately the HR and marketing women went in for all that shit, all the actual workers tried to ignore it and grab a free muffin or whatever without being photographed for the inevitable linkedin post.
>>82891721>Them tories shopping at Waitrose are the same ones paying taxes for your wizzas and woozeTory paypigs lmao x
>>82891689And here I am with the world's third smallest penis. What am I to do?
thanks for actually linking the story lads (i could have googled it, but that anon yesterday COULD have linked it).>work experience>stacking shelves>volunteeringfuck you, that's just a job.>it gave him "a sense of purpose and belonging".how nice of them to do this. actually hope Waitrose gets fined or something, how the hell do you swing unpaid work in a shop (that isn't a charity shop)?
I have your fren. You must protect him...but that will be expensive. Ten thousand Caramacs, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box. I'll be the Toadie. You'll see.
Defund tory councils in the south to pay for new leisure centres in the north-east. Rachel Reeves know the score x
>>82891716There was one that was listed as weird al but obviously wasn't, I think it had a shitty flash animation for it too, where it a my Sharona parody about drinking nine coronas, and despite not having heard it in upwards of twenty years it still sometimes gets stuck in my head. >She looked like Cindy Crawford, Cindy Crawford, nothing rhymes with Cindy Crawford after nine coronas
>>82891692They're objectively the best supermarket, just that poortheners don't shop there because they can't afford it.Proper in-house sushi bar too coooorrrrr.
>>82891749Based at the drive-in parody poster
>>82891754>just a couple more leisure centres, that'll make people not fat!>just a couple more youth centres, that'll stop knife crime!>just a couple more community hubs, that'll stop the disintegration of society!
Just had 150 quid winter fuel payment. fucking get in.Luvverly jubbly
>>82891645Why the fuck does this spacker getting handed a job? He's literally not even stacking the shelves correctly.
Just a couple more chicken shops and we'll have ended knife crime.
>>82891660I remember downloading music on Limewire and it turning out to be this fake Bill Clinton scam adhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUzLx0jFP2o
>>82891736not going to be as sour grapes about freebies (food and booze) although i do have a seethespot when it comes to bizarrely-branded items. you might have missed out on a quality umbrella, but a big Vodafone logo umbrella?but yeah by-and-large these weird treats seem like they're paving over any cracks where the company looks/does bad, by looking good for a bit. you could buy SEVEN muffins (Waitrose triple Belgian chocolate) for one hour at minimum wage.
There are regular people who can't get a cushy job stacking shelves and this spastic gets handed one just because he's a spastic?
The notion of there being a good, loving and all powerful god is completely debunked by the existence of micropenises
Don't tell the Apus just yet but Vatsala, the worlds oldest elephant has passed away peacefully in her sleep.
>>82891800Welcome to Broken Britain, lad. This spacker is prioritised over you even though everyone is that little bit worse off for it because he belongs to a 'protected' characteristic group.
I would fucking shag T'Pol rotten ngl
>>82891790I didn't see it opened up, given we were indoors and that's very bad form, but yeah it probably did have a big wanker Vodafone on the top, not that it would be much of a problem for me since I'm underneath it. I've got a Cisco branded laptop backpack and water bottle that I use fairly frequently since they're good quality and I don't like buying stuff if I don't have to.
I used to pick womens underwear out of 40lb boxes of knickers , bra's, flimsy teddys. cor!I'd often think "phwaor" at the fact women would be rubbing their tits and fannies against them later.Thats a job for spackers I can tell thee!
>>82891812What's he going to do when he's filling the fridges and freezers? He can't do it quick enough all the foods going to go bad. I bet he won't ever have to do the fridges or freezers though, too cold isn't it, he's special so he'll just get the easy tasks yet still do it wrong.Just hate these spackers who make being autistic their whole personality
The spackocracy is here.In the future anyone unspackered will receive no preferential treatment at all.
>>82891760>flash animationhttps://multporn.net/video/the_ultimate_orgyquality parody OF a daft Flash song/cartoon, this. Newgrounds and Albino Black Sheep censoring it is a crime against art.
>>82891842Nobody should be receiving any preferential treatment. Not gonna lie this really pisses me off about the entire conception of government and politics in this shithole country these days. The entire point of government is seen as some gargantuan mechanism to carve out little sinecures for people deemed special in some way, only difference is who is regarded as deserving (though this distinction exists less and less these days as major parties tend to agree on almost everything).How about government just fucking backs off already and lets people live their lives?
>>82891842Please get in line for forced spackerisation. If you do not have a digital ID confirming a prior spack diagnosis this procedure is mandatory. If you are already spackificated like our representative Helperlad you might proceed directly to the ballpit and commence urination.
>>82891859>proceed directly to the ballpit and commence urination.Audible kek from me.
>>82891825>I've got a Cisco branded laptop backpack and water bottlei've gotten freebies from random universities i didn't attend (just a freebies vulture, me).always dreading the day someone sees my water bottle, "oi m8! u went to Warwick too??"NO.
wtf the strong gusts of wind are gonna last until like tuesday
>>82891854they cant back off. theyve made laws for their responsibilities (for their ideological preferences) that they have to follow.Its the law that need removing for those cases.
>>82891812Why should "regular people" get a job over him? Autistic people are capable of work after all. He's been stuck volunteering in a supermarket for four years because employers discriminate against autistics. If anything autistic people should get more free jobs.
>>82891873>wtf the strong gusts of wind are gonna last until like tuesdayblimey
>>82891849Corrrr remember that one from the old days. Hilarious that you have to go to an actual porn site to watch it.
>nooooo autistic people shouldn't get bennies they're capable of work fucking dossers>nooooo you can't give an autsitic lad that job it should go to a regular person
>>82891871I used to work at a university and one of our Comms rooms was also the marketing store so I just took everything I wanted. Got a really nice hoodie that was obviously meant as a proof of concept since they didn't ever sell them, shame it says a retard uni on the front. Actually not sure where that's ended up, might have to go rummaging for it.
>>82891854>Nobody should be receiving any preferential treatmentneurotypicals get preferential treatment by default
>>82891897Unfortunately true Zen only is accomplished when one accepts theres always at least, two right perspectives.
>Tom Boyd has severe autism but he enjoys stacking shelves so he offered to do it for free at his local WaitroseWhy cant Sean stack shelves, he has autism?
>>82891909Opposite is true lad. Equality Act and statutory 'safeguarding' obligations mean that the default is to give spackers preferential treatment.
>>82891854>>82891909but i thought being autistic was a superpower, are we just going to flip this back-and-forth like what happened with sexism and margarine?
>>82891773Still waiting for mine. Do you get it automatically when on UC?
>>82891909Chat gpt would tell you that's because the systems that employ people are majorily run by neurotypicals.We need a spacker run employnment agency, run by spackers ONLY for spackers. Can't think of a good name though....Spack-u-like hiring Ltd (Like spud-u-like?)
>>82891922What the FUCK happened with sexism and margarine lad? That's fucking UNHINGED
>>82891923The misunderstanding;there is no Universal Credit winter fuel payment.Instead, the Winter Fuel Payment isa payment for eligible pensioners
>>82891916Except in reality having autism gets you automatically rejected in interviews. Interviews only exist to filter out autistics because it's all about nebulous "soft skills" that you can reject autistics for even though they're perfectly competent and fully capable of doing the job role.
>>82891928Used to love spud-u-like, when I was just a wee autistic kid I'd just ask for jacket potato with cheese at every restaurant even if it wasn't on the menu, which my parents appreciated since it was very cheap. Then when Bluewater opened up my mum would take me to spud-u-like as a treat for wandering around the shops with her for hours. Fond memories that, mostly negative associations with mumberg these days so nice to remember some good times.
The government should make it so companies are forced to give priority to autistic lads for jobs over neurotypicals just like they do for women until historical discriminations have been corrected
>>8289194250% of office work is social blabbing unless you're in a real job, doing something physical, aint got no time for talk when grafting, talk on the tebreaks with a rolly hanging out of your mouth LIKE A MAN, HANDS LIKE SANDPAPER AND AN ERECTION SO HARD THAT IT DOUBLES AS A HAMMER!!!>>82891948Get yourself some Jacket potatoes for the weekend lad, big giant ones, treat yourself.
>>82891962Thanks lad, might just do that you know. Jacket on jacket off jacket on jacket off.
>>82891923Get a job you tiny mong
HHL should apply for a Asda job
>>82891962>50% of office work is social blabbing unless you're in a real jobyeah the whole system is built around giving neurotypicals overpaid fake jobs. Yet they have the nerve to complain when some lad who did 4 years volunteering at a supermarket gets given a free paid role.
>>82891960But the current meta is to fake acting like a spacker and memorise the right answers to questions so you can get an autism diagnosis so that you don't have to work. YOU'RE UPENDING THE ENTIRE SYSTEM!
>>82891904have a few random T-shirts and hoodies like this, at least they're great for pyjamas/lounging about in.more tricky is my flatmate was signed up to one of those nerd subscription boxes. he gave me the odd shirt/hoodie he didn't want. some of these fuckin designs man. i can live with a silhouette of a Game Boy or something, but "Coffee: it's science in a cup!" type shit, urgh.
>>82891937they swapped them round, lad. caused all sorts of confusion at supermarkets.
>>82891897It's not all black and white pal. There are so called autistics who are capable of working and in this case the job at Asda should have indeed gone to someone capable of actually doing the job. This guy is a middle class coddled mongo who does not deserve a job, Asda are only hiring him to virtue signal, reality is he will be a burden on everyone else working at that Asda, the spastic will be given the easy tasks that would ordinarily be rotated among the staff so that everyone gets an easy shift every once in a while, leaving everyone else to graft pulling in pallets or whatever, then still needing to redo everything the spastic has fucked up.
>>82891942>>82891983i mean can your brain understand that even WITH all the fake bullshit, socialisation IS just a part of the job. if you are bad at that, you are bad at the job. even if you're absolutely brilliant at spreadsheets and you could do them all by yourself in an afternoon.other disabilities don't do this. lads in wheelchairs aren't under any illusion they'll become marathon runners.
>>82891983>4 years volunteeringAn hour a week, paid support worker with him all the time. He is absolutely useless. His parents are clearly middle class, why can't they just give him a bit of pocket money or get him on PIP instead of shifting the burden to the public? I mean if he loves stacking shelves that much buy him a fucking shelf and a few packs of beans for the garage, keep him occupied all day that way.
HHL should apply for euthanasia
>>82892028They don't understand this at all lad because they're narcissists. Coddled their entire lives, told they're special. The whole autism thing needs scrapping desu, it's not like they're the piss on the dog, throw milkshakes up the wall type, they're just dickheads, know exactly what they're doing, play it up to the fullest extent to get what they want.
>>82892006You mean when I was trying to buy a tub of sexism it's possible I was given disgusting heinous margarine instead? That's not on mate, not fucking on one bit. Shall be writing to my MP about this you mark my words.
>>82892049If someone pisses on my dog and wastes my choccy milk I'm throwing fists.
>>82892016>Asda are only hiring him to virtue signalit's obviously this but i'm pretty fine with it. maybe that was even some intention. viral human interest story, company steps in and says WE'LL do the right thing!, maybe the mother was even counting on it.from the sounds of things, shelf stacking in a supermarket might suit him fine. depends on that specific Asda really.for me it was noticing how a lot of orderlies in hospitals are visibly-disabled lads. yeah clear communication is important (lrn2English if you work in a hospital), but they can fetch things, carry out the physical tasks. good for them IMO.
are women the one with the good fat, or the bad fat?
Girls would rather get raped by a brown boat gorilla than talk to me.
>>82891996Can't be doing with graphic t-shirts for the most part, I've got a few hanging about that the wife bought me so I feel obliged to wear every now and then but I'd much rather wear a plain shirt, or I'm ok with a small logo on my tit but I just feel I'm too old to be wearing a big picture on my chest, feels juvenile.
>>82892068I'm going to release an actual gorilla in your minaret if you don't put a fucking sock in it.
>>82892049yeah it's brought out an awkwardness that wasn't there (as much) before this 'movement'.if you meet the diagnostic criteria, there's some rough stuff in there. sensitivity to lights/sounds, difficulty with social situations, sounds shit. but we're all different in plenty of ways, knowingly acting like you're some speshul anime-ish character is on you. and it DOES affect other people, socially and pragmatically.
big plans for dinner today me, hope everything will go as planned
>>82892124Spill the beans (unless you're having beans then hopefully they don't get spilt)
>>82892109>sensitivity to lights/sounds, difficulty with social situationsOh boohoo, these aren't exclusive to spackers, everyone can experience these, doesn't mean they're autistic or make them special. They could learn to deal with it like everyone else if they weren't coddled. It's all just excuses to get out of doing things they don't want to do, but when it's something they want to do these things miraculously aren't an issue
Me? Used Windows all my life. I have tried many Linux distros and I've always gone back to Windows. It just works. What can I say?
Look at helpermong, there's fuck all wrong with him when he wants to sniff cocaine and go out drinking, but as soon as it's time for an assessment he starts putting it on
>>82892028>even WITH all the fake bullshit, socialisation IS just a part of the jobIt's not though, it's just part of the environment that comes with the job. There's zero reason why someone who couldn't socialize as well as neurotypicals can't just be left to do their job except for the fact it makes normgroids upset.
>>82892016He's a shelf stacker lad. It's the number one job everyone brings up when talking about work that "scrounging" autistics lads could be doing instead of sitting on benefits. Now he's been given that job everyone's whinging about it.
>>82892162He obviously doesn't have a disability. He is just really thick. Nobody would hire him.
i remember going on holiday to Turkey when i was about 8. there was a shop that printed custom T-shirts (a lot of "The Sperminator" and Bart Simpson pissing on things).they did your-text-on-a-shirt. i remember asking my mam if i could just have " " (a single space) or a black full stop on a black shirt. thought i'd found these workarounds to get a plain top that didn't have an Adidas logo or something.
Boredom shopping on Amazon
>>82892184I hope you've managed to acquire plain shirts now de lid.
Funny how none of the main soaps (Emmerdale, Corrie, Eastenders ect..) tackled the grooming gang issue. And I bet even if they did the ringleaders would all be middle-aged white Englishmen and not Pakistanis.
>>82892205they are all full of brown people now lad, of course they wont
>>82892149nah lad this is where we disagree (diverge, if you will).i think that's more direct and measurable than the other aspects.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPknwW8mPAMartistic licence, but autistic lads seem to agree this is a decent portrayal. wouldn't "oh boo-hoo" the people who have to put up with tinnitus, me.every now and then someone pipes up about gigs for some reason. could make gigs quieter, couldn't they? have less flashing lights?luckily, nobody ever takes it seriously.
Feels like it should be Friday since I'm hungover and WFH and not doing any work, but it's not, I've got a whole day of the same shit ahead of me, and another hour and a half yet. What doth life?
>>82892164you can't socialise normally for the 21st-century-western-societal-standards-of-'normal'. this means the other people in the office are going out of their way to do extra things to accommodate you, it's like an overhead, it's also draining at times.and i've known plenty of autistic people who were good at the on-a-computer part of their job. but at some point, no, you can't just sit in the corner with headphones. people will require things of you. or you will have to work with others.
>>82892212Not going to watch that lad, I literally don't care about some made up interpretation of what it's like, there's a million and one things you can do to deal with noise and lights if you don't like it, or you can just get used to it, this is what everyone else has to do. Funny that you bring up gigs because this is exactly the kind of thing I mean when it's suddenly not a problem because it's something they want to do, plenty of so called autistics go to gigs, the noise and lights miraculously don't bother them, yet the noise and lights bothers them when they're somewhere they don't want to go.
Autism?That sounds like YOU problem, people will bend over backwards to facilitate autismos and it seems to make them fucking worse tbqfh
>>82892200so i have, lad. GILDAN DryBlend in summer, GILDAN Heavy Cotton in winter.
>woman using a kitchen without turning it into a fucking mess challenge>woman leaving a room and not leaving the lights on challenge>woman walking in though the front door and locking it again challenge>woman using a thing and putting it back where it was when she's finished challenge
>>82892242>it seems to make them fucking worseThis desu. Learned helplessness. They don't improve because they have no incentive to improve, in fact they have every motivation to play up to get out of things. Drop them off in London, tell them to make their way back home, their """communication issues""" would soon sort themselves out when they've got no choice.
>>82892079all of them, out.
>>82892254>woman using underbed storage without filling it with buy-one-get-one-free! cosmetics
We just don't need this many turkish barbers, sorry not sorry
At least he was finally honest about it
On a mad one about autistic lads again are we?
>>82892236fair enough laddington. i even do think GENERALLY shit's too bright and noisy, but yeah, that's common.earplugs work a treat at gigs if you want them. i hope the Wolfgangs of /britfeel/ don't wreck their hearing for the sake of enjoying gigs a bit more x
>>82892232That's their own problem. Office workers didn't used to like working with black people or women either, then we recognized that was wrong and forced them to change their standards. If you can do the job and communicate clearly when necessary that's all that matters.
>>82892236Almost like it's easier to put up with when it's music you like instead of something else, huh?
>>82892319>then we recognized that was wrong and forced them to change their standards.Hahahahahahahahaha gayboy
>>82892311for me it's the particular kind of smug internet 'autism supremacist' lads you find online, such as in this very thread.most of them i've known IRL, decent-enough lids. when they have some special interest and you see their eyes light up about it, corrr it's infectious.
>>82892325Used to work in an office where from the first of December they played Christmas music. Was literally fucking torture.
>>82892319>forced them to change their standards.it's not JavaScript lad, social behaviour isn't prescriptive.
>Office workers didn't used to like working with black people or women either, then we recognized that was wrong and forced them to change their standards
>>82892337I'm not a supremacist, I just think autistics deserve equal rights to neurotypicals. That's not unreasonable>>82892347It is. Almost no one refuses to work with black people and women any more.
>>82892341say it's against your religion. i reckon even some of the Christmas Patriots would take one for the team and go, "aye, fair enough."
>>82892366Wouldn't have got very far with that one lad, it was a normal place of work with actual humans in it not an imaginary scenario. Was annoying but I just put my headphones in.
>>82892349Utterly insane that shitlibs believe this sort of crap. We just one day recognised that it was wrong, because we're the good guys and history moves in one direction and I define being good as liking black people and thinking women are the same as men. Same utter bollocks as the whole 'then one day everyone turned into a nazi and voted for hitler' crap.The reality is that Brits don't like working alongside blacks and men don't like working alongside women. It's just become illegal to say or do anything about it.
>I can't be bothered, wagies pay the lotTrue based and classic HHL style>i weally weally would wove a job stacking shelves in tesco but the mean neurotype socwiety discwiminate against me waaaa Fake and gay beta male pilled classic you style
>>82892394Aye, he's lost his touch
>>82892353nobody is refusing to work with you in some segregation/persecution way. i mean surely you'd admit in the world as-is people have to take a few extra steps to accommodate you. which is lovely, but it's more time and effort compared to the same with neurotypicals.culture shifts, but you're going to have a hard time FORCING it in this black-and-white way. you have equality in law, you could even get a solicitor involved if a company fails to make reasonable adjustments for you.
>>82892383>not an imaginary scenario. >I just put my headphones in.dunno lad, sounds somewhat fantastical to me. got photographic proof of these 'headphones'?
>>82892353>equal rightsState of this larp now lol Sanctimonious gayboyPipe down
>>82892410>nobody is refusing to work with you in some segregation/persecution wayInterviewers do that all the time lad. Autistic full time employment rate (16%) is shockingly low.
>>82892390>men don't like working alongside women.depends on the job, i generally do. but one-size-fits-all equality doesn't work here, and the fight AGAINST single-sex spaces does my tits in.even socially, women ruin men's Warhammer groups. men ruin women's book clubs. simple as.
This thread has been so shit lately desu might actually fuck off permanently me
Having sex with men classic you style
>>82892394Pointing out contradictions in the public conscience IS based, lad. That's how Marx thought social orders evolved. It's called the Hegelian dialectic.
>>82892430>Autistic full time employment rate (16%) Source, methodology, sample size, I'll wait
>>82892455https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Employment_of_autistic_people
>>82892450You're a nancy boy dialectic lol. Zip it
>>82892430well what would you propose? people can always be snakes, but there's that Disability Confident scheme that guarantees you the interview and there's reasonable adjustments under the Equality Act. you can take this type of thing up with Acas, people do win cases.i say just play to your strengths. you have worse social skills or whatever an employer is looking for, no shame in it. just part of the broad spectrum (heh) of life.are there none of your autistic traits that could actually benefit you, lad?
>>82892469Aka you dont know, its some shit you read on Wikipedia (lol) and mentally stored as an excuse for self pity. Next
>>82892421Ah shit you got me lad, it was in fact an imaginary scenario. I don't have any headphones, never even seen a pair in my life.
>>82892489I've exposed you lad. Go ahead and tell me why all these studies are wrong.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Employment_of_autistic_people#Employment_rates
>>82892450>>82892471You've been done there lad, no coming back from something like that.
>>82892509He can't have done me, I've already done him. I made him look a fool last night and he was seething for hours
>>82892489Scott et al. (2019, p. 870)
>>82892493>never even seen a pair in my life.oh, we know.
Business idea: cull all autists and use the corpses as biomass
>>82892498It's obvious why if you read your own Wikipedia link(lol)>According to Damian Milton (at the NAS Study Day, 7 May 2015), only 15% of a sample of 2,000 autistic people surveyed in the UK were in full-time paid employmentYou are taking a percentage of a survey of 2k people and acting like it's representative of the entire national or even global population of autistics. Its meaningless. Aren't you meant to be Mr logical rain man?
>Hi, I'm anon and I'm autistic. That means you need to keep the chatter to a minimum around me, don't play any music, warn me ahead of any loud noises, only stock soft touch gel pens in the office, avoid eye contact with me, let me take 'calm breaks' every hour, keep the lights low, let me take leave without any prior warning, pay for a safety assessment of the environment, ensure texture and taste sensitive dishes are on offer in the canteen, you must carefully adjust your language to this curated list of acceptable words to make emails clear, you need to manage me more directly and with greater oversight and lots more 1-to-1s to stop me going off track wildly and also I'm impossible to fire if I'm not performing well.>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HIRE ME!??!?!?! THIS IS AN INJUSTICE I WILL SUE YOU INTO THE GROUND AND THE STATE WILL PAY FOR MY LEGAL FEES!!!!!!
When was the last time you squeezed a tit?>My own?No.
>>82892533Polling companies use sample sizes like that all the time lad
Sell all autists and NEETs to putin as cannon fodder
>>82892539This is quite the exaggeration and would only apply to the most severely autistic. Most autistic lads can work alright but part time and less hours suits better than full time. The part time is the compromise IMO.
>Hi, I'm anon and I'm autistic. I can work just fine, just like anyone else, my autism doesn't really 'do' anything or prevent me from living my life, but I'm afraid I can only work part time for some reason. No exceptions.>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HIRE ME!??!?!?! THIS IS AN INJUSTICE I WILL SUE YOU INTO THE GROUND AND THE STATE WILL PAY FOR MY LEGAL FEES!!!!!!
>>82892518Sounds suspiciously like something a person who'd been done would say. >>82892528Oh hamburgers, now I've been done too. Can't get a moments rest in this thread.
>>82892539The mong with narcissistic personality disorder who pretends its autism >>82892518 doesn't have any of that. He is a standard lazy beta who's never put effort into anything besides playing video games and now wants to claim its a pathology why his life sucks lol. Autism in his mind is being a bit awkward and not having a shower. Whilst using actual spackers as a shield and making genuine cases look worse in the process.
>>82892574Based. Discriminating companies deserve to be legally held to account
Been thinking about FRIENDS the TV show, I'm sure you're familiar. Think there was definitely some autism in the gellar family, Ross is a hundred percent an awkward autist with his mannerisms and Monica seems to be very specific with how things must be done, and has some strange ways of interacting with Chandler. That's my professional diagnosis.
>Hi, I'm anon and I'm autistic. I will require all 5+/10 non-fat biological females under the age of 30 in the office to have daily anal sex with me.>Oh, you're hiring me? Fucking based, I'll start now.
>everyone who even remotely falls outside of an extremely narrow band of behaviour, mannerisms, speech and opinions is "Le Autistic"just fuck off already
>>82892529autistics are actually highly logical so they maintain rigorously-calculated healthmaxxed diets, making their corpses a poor choice for food or fuel.if anything, we should be culling the neurotypicals and ensuring more autistics through a selective breeding programme.
>>82892597i DO think authorial intent matters, and i think most writers approached it as "Ross is just a bit awkward at times".unless it's a drama about dealing with some condition, i do NOT want writers to start some pathology-first approach to writing characters.
>>82892606That is not even remotely true. Chickie nuggs and jam sandwiches is not a healthy diet.
>>82892619You can pathology-first on these nuts pal, right here.
>>82892599Autists hate anal
>>8289260690% of the autistic people I've ever seen are shut-in obese slobs
>>82892641If you like anal sex, you're a flaming queer, and the jews have done a number on you.
>>82892641Based. Maybe neurotypicals are the insane ones.
>>82892641I'm autistic and I enjoy putting my cock up my gf's arse ngl
talked with 800 trannys on online tranny dating sites feel like chad now
https://archive.org/details/recess-next-bell-pitch-bible/cor, a modern reboot for the kids of today
>talked with 800 men on gay dating sites
>>82892653Love watching me JAV lassies get fucked up the arse. Arisa Seina seems to prolapse quite often. Correr!
i hate ket bladder i hate UTIs i hate ket bladder i hate UTIs this is horrible!!!i got antibiotics and mixing some baking soda into water seems to have helped more than anything but this sucks asstempted to get on the morphine but i really shouldnt
I am 31 year old now. Starting to enjoy sex a lot less. Do not really care for it as much now.
>>82892700Might be enlarged prostate
Done anal a few times, tbqh the only real appeal of it for me was the 'girl is doing something unpleasant for your sexual gratification'. Done it once with the wife several years ago when we were on coke, I basically just shoved it in there. Expected her to be upset the next morning but if anything she was more affectionate than normal, but has put the kibosh on it happening again. Which is fine, been there done that, normal sex is nicer. One time did it with an ex and didn't wash until the next day and got a nasty bacterial infection on the penis, itched like crazy for ages, wouldn't recommend it.
>>82892700third day off the ket, me. did just take a couple of codeines.do not follow in my footsteps PG, it's bad ;__;
>>82892720o i am laffin.piss girl, are you actually transgender?
>>82892682He must be an absolute expert on anal sex.
>>82892722So the two times you've done it you did it in absolutely retarded ways? Not surprised you weren't into it desu. Anal takes prep - thorough enema, lots of stretching, lots of lube.
>>82892747 >Anal takes prep - thorough enema, lots of stretching, lots of lube.Prep? Like the HIV drug? Disgusting homo stfu
>>82892722sounds about right. i mean everything involved is just unhygienic and does lead to problems like this. it's not sexy any more than "cor i'm licking raw meat is".although i understand>tbqh the only real appeal of it for me was the 'girl is doing something unpleasant for your sexual gratification'.(blowjobs, innit)
>I need you to get an enema babe, I NEED to put it in the arse you seeThese the types to finally come out as gay at like 50 and ruin their wife and kids life
god i love filling up tranny bums with my seed
>>82892764Plapjak retard lol
Me? I just like anal sex with biological women like a normal person
>normie shaggers ITT humblebragging about their basically porn-tier sexual experiencehaha wow yeah you're all so cool, coorrr you shagging models up their arses are you? nice one mates, nice one, sure I'll get there one day too all I need to do is hold hands just once and I'll be off to the races!
>>82892810Nothing normal about that, you're pornsick and/or gay
>>82892747making it Advanced Sex that requires prep and effort seems at odds with it being this filthy, animalistic rutting tbqh.yous ever read Crash? before they start fugging in car crashes, the protagonist goes on about how his gf is so prissy and clean it took a fair amount of finger her arsehole before he found any shit. i've known IRL couples who end up on that "we're adding more and more BDSM non-vanilla spice to our sex life!" treadmill and fucking hell. just take a week off you addicts.
just be yourself la and then you go plap plap plap plap
>>82892838Never heard of Crash before, but sounds like a right laugh desu, might give it a read.
Me? I get sexually aroused by self-service checkouts. Those little bleeps might as well be an oiled up JAV girl hogtied and squealing as a baseball bat is pushed up her butthole.
>>82892747Not sure where you got two times from. Did it more times than I count with teenage gf, once with the wife, once with another ex and several times with a masochist kiwi I met in Thailand. Ups and downs, ins and outs, got it out of my system.
>>82892545>Polling companies use sample sizes like that all the time ladAnd? They're useless as well. You're quoting this 16% as if it's a scientific law of nature when it's one step up from a Facebook poll lol.
>>82892819Think you're misinterpreting the intent here lad.
>>82892868>They're useless as wellThey regularly predict elections with hundreds of millions of voters
>>82891645How many capable people got pushed away when he got a free pass to a job? Fuck companies and their PR.
>>82892895He is capable though. He'd been volunteering in a supermarket for free for 4 years
>>82892880Like when polls predicted Remain winning or Hilary Clinton winning in 2016? Silly false equivalence comparing an established medical condition to a future election result, anyways Mr. Logical
>I'm normal and i cover my penis with peoples shit, it excites me, did i mention i'm normal?>Hire me! Bigot fascist!We need to build more mental hospitals for those people.
>>82892838fair amount of fingering* derp>>82892849aye it's actually a good one. explicit but also technology/societal metaphors innit. never seen the David Cronenberg film (DVDlad, your review?)
If they could pull up every uk citizen with an autism diagnosis and cross reference for employment status that would be very substantial information. That's what you want us to think the 16% is. When it's literally a little online strawpoll of 2k people lol.
>>82892900Those two examples are so notable precisely because it rarely ever happens. The exception that proves the rule, as it were
can't just be anal retentive any more, it has to be autism nowadays.
>>82892641can confirm, I dont have a large willy, rather average although condoms really strangulate the base of my willy forming a painful red ring with prolonged wearing (which Is why I never nowadays) and anal just strangulates the willy, done it 2 times with an ex, first to see then second to make sure that it was infact subpar.
>>82892926It's consistent with all the other numbers from similar samples in other countries though
>>82892949>it's consistent with other Facebook pollsFind some new material NPDmong
>>82892653Based shippy with the truth bomb
>>82892965Not really facebook polls though are they.
>>82892949>it's consistent with other Facebook pollsA simple Google search tells me it's 38% in Australia and "between 39% and 85%" in the USA
me? autistic and in full time employment and can just about manage because its 2 -3 days wfh and I can get away with doing next to nothing, if I actually had to work 40 hours a week id have to do part time and live in a shoebox, theres just no way I could actually work for 40 hours in a week its so fucking excessive, what could POSSIBLY need doing for 40 hours, why cant things just be condensed instead.
>>82892988The Australian one includes part time employment. And I don't know about the US one but I've heard 85% unemployment there too
>>82893027Lmao made you check and shift goalposts npdmong
what causes autists to be so lazy? I just dont have the petrol in the arl tank to do what normies do
you chose this future
>found qt tomboy/gendersomething weeb girl on Tumblr ~8 years ago>adorable as hell>look her up now>26 and fataaaaaaaaaaaa
>>82893036I'm not shifting the goalposts lad. You can see right here what I said >>82892430You're seething so hard you can't even read posts properly. It sad
>>82892899>working for free>for 4 yearswhat a cuck.
>>82893045they just don't have the spoons or the emotional bandwidth. you will NEVER understand.
>>82893053You have no special interests except "being autistic" because you're a larping NPDmong. Cheers
>>82893072I just said I dont have the petrol in the tank to do what normies do implying I am myself autistic, I burn out very quick in the day, I have a certain amount of actions I can do before the day is just done.
>>82893045I just don't want to work because I'll never have a fun life, sex, relationships etc. Women just get given the easy jobs and get paid more for it too.
>>82893084Why are you so upset lad? You don't have to keep starting arguments when you know you're going to lose them.
>>82892700You need to piss after sex
>>82893095sounds like you have mana drain.coffee is my lifeblood, so i'd just get on that wuppagrind.
Never had sex me x
No female owes me sex, so I don't owe society any contributions to the economy. Besides we have brown immigrants to work for poverty wages anyway.
>>82893113I see you, a narcissist, larping as an autist, I point out that I know what you're doing. Stop being a narcissist and we won't have an issue. Have a diagnosis myself. Just find you cringe. Simple as.
Garn down chippy for some fish bites and chippy wippies me. Was garn get some tomorrow morning down the beach but am really in the mood for some now. Might as well x
>>82893152It's a strong narcissist trait to think you can diagnose other people on the internet with personality disorders
>>82893167It's a strong narcissist trait to have NPD and hide behind reddit posts about autists so you can let everyone know how it affects you personally>muh discrimination >muh equal rights>muh 16%Cringe
Look like I've won this thread.
>>82893183When were you diagnosed lad?
in JAV they don't have to censor the asshole but they do if it's being penetrated. Makes it a nice treat when the cock pulls out and you get a glimpse of their rosebud before they suck it back in.
>>82893206When I was a child, may I ask why youre asking?
>>82893143i also have ket bladder, i might take it up. heard it helps.
>>82893192But youre an short ugly incel ITT
NPDmong spamming reddit links to satisfy his munchhausens lol. In his head he's Martin luther King lol.
IMO you don't 'win' or 'lose' a thread. we're all variously winning/losing at /britfeel/ in shades of grey.
>>82893221What are your special interests?
what should i order lads? thinking of drowning my anger of being alive in a steamy gluttonous pig out sesh
>>82893231I never once posted a reddit link lad. You're inventing fantasies in your head. Common NPD thing btw
>>82893234DVDs, JAV and prolapsed anuses.
>>82893234See how you prove my point You hear about an autism diagnosis and you consider all the details to be your business for some reason >when? Why? Where did you go to school? First pet? Any allergies?Stfu you creepy munchhausens Npdmong lmao
>>82893236get a big fat whinese de lid x
Tell you what if im ever in the news and it gets linked on reddit I'll let you know so you can post it on britfeel and let everyone know how it's really all about you
>>82893250I'm just asking lad. Answer or don't. You're the one who thinks he knows what I am based on a few r9k posts.
>I didnt post a reddit link. I wrote a post about a reddit post.Npd clown scraping the barrel zip it
>>82893281>just asking questions xDGet therapy for your munchhausens creepy cunt
>>82893283>you posted a reddit link>okay you didn't post a reddit link but you did this and this
>>82892303Some saddo from Turkey larping as him lad.
>>82893297>exact word fallacy xDJust what you would expect from a manipulative creepy npdmong
>>82893290>autism>npd>munchhausenJust need schizo now and I'll get a bingo
>>82893297way to steal my (>>82883384) post.don't even pretend you didn't and obviously it's fine, but
>Autistic volunteer who was 'sacked' from Waitrose gets a paid job offer from rival supermarket ASDAThis could have been Sean
>>82893334Well it was applicable. Lad calls me a narcissist and thinks he can diagnose me yet he's giving off all the signs
>>82893334Notice how even once he learns I have a diagnosis he continues with his creepy tactics. Because its not about his fake empathy for "autistic lads" it's about "winning" for his NPD ego. Even doing this epic callback to your post last night for his epic mic drop moment. Psychotic.
hhl should ask for some paid hours of litter picking
>>82893347I see right through you and it drives you mental. Cope and sneed lol
>>82893335>Sunflower lanyardYou know mild autists like us would never get given jobs. Why do they get to skip the queue? Pisses me off.
>>82893373I'm the one who exposed you lad
>>82893385No idea what that means desu. Not here to "expose" or "win". Sounds like an NPD thing.
>>82893382>skip the queuefour years in unpaid volunteering, then a national news story?
NPDmong gloating that he's "exposed" autistic lads on britfeel. Sad bully.
can one person reply to this post (including the backlink) so i can see what winning is like? please ;_;
What does HHL stand for?Hrazilian Hutt Lift?
>>82893398>I didn't really want to win that internet argument that's an NPD thingNow this is cope, lad.
stroking my cock all day and deny myself release to savor the feeling of getting high. never taken drugs me just been doing this and its amazing
autistic lads were always the real bullies. they think real life works like one of those American teen films where the "nerds" are the mistreated underdogs (that's them, btw.)
Doctor mong here to diagnose everyone based on two sentence britfeel posts
>>82893430You're fundamentally missing the point lol. I don't care if you believe I'm NPD or ASPD or SPD or any other PD. It's you who needs the world to know you're a "poor autistic lad" as a disguise for your NPD. I rarely ever talk about being autistic. Not bothered. So I'm simply letting you know I see through your act. You're going with "no u" about something that doesn't make a difference to me.
>>82891148>mosquito>keto>mosKETOclue's in the name, retard
the NPD projection chad vs the >>82893449 transference virgin.
>>82893473i hope the Ians of the world stay safe from homo sapians.
what happened to the seahorse emoji?
>>82893424Take this back link kind stranger and keep winning.
>>82893492racist dog whistle, lad. same reason they got rid of the burglar emoji.
Necking them fish bites now x
>>82893426Lilliputian
I wonder what job she'll do if the asmr thing doesn't work out. I doubt she'd want to work at a supermarket. I expect she'll do some kind of creative job.
>>82893460I can talk about autism whenever I want lad, this is britfeel. You're the one who keeps challenging true statements I make and then getting mad when I prove them right. If you're not bothered then why seethe so much?
>>82893509Quite an intelligent post this lad, well done. Think it'll go over most of the lids heads.
I miss R but maybe she's not truly the lass I envisioned her to be.
>>82893446In my school the bullies were just the low IQ chavs. Autistim wasn't really talked about in the 2000s and the spackers had their own classes/teachers sort of a protective bubble which protected tbem from the chav bullies. So it was lads like me who faced the brunt of bullying because we were in the same classes with the chavs and deanos. Oh aye.
>>82893519Something useless like marketing or HR
>>82893504feels OK, this.
>>82893541Inclusion is an illusion, you massive gay SHITE
>>82893552Quite a small Pepe image there lid, should ask for a few more pixels for Christmas
>>82893523It's not people talking about autism I mind. It's you specifically because you're a larping narcissist. Not sure what you're not getting. If your only response is "no you are the narcissist xD" I will simply say okay sure? I dont care what people think I have. It's you who's obsessed with being known as le poor autistic lad because it's your npd mask. Stop larping and we won't have a problem, continue larping and we will speak again. Yes, I am autistic, I get obsessive, I'm not put off with normie shaming about "why do you care" "I won" "you're seething" if I see someone lying I will point it out. Cheers.
>>82893564>284 KBwhoa nelly. give us a [56k warning] next time laddington.
>>82893549Nah she's way too pretty for that. I expect she'll find some wealthy vlad in Moscow and just do freelance work.
>>82893570How would you like to spend Christmas ON THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE?
>pride of britain awardsCouldn't give a fuck.
>>82893519working in a russian troll farm pretending to be jane smith from yorkshire oblast
>>82893585Gay pride of Britain
she didnt text me today chat
>>82893600Did you forget to pay your AI girlfriend bill?
>>82893580She can suck my cock for some loose change
every now and then i hear Muppets Christmas Carol is a solid film. surprisingly good adaptation of the novel, above-and-beyond with the production design. just never saw it as a kid, me. every year i tell myself i'll watch it THIS Christmas, then i forget ;_; could one of you lads remind me in December? ta.
*Taps signington*They really badly want the goyim to enlist don't (((they)))
>>82893523Makes me laugh your best argument is a weak exact word fallacy by the way. Not very logical.
>>82893600that's an epic fail ftl (for the lose)
>>82893642Will do lad, if of course 4chin is still accessible for us at that point. You might be missing the childhood association with it that I have but it is without a doubt my favourite Christmas film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rX_1xDjOGsLol at this roastie calling that LARP "pretty realistic"On a real battlefield like the 'kraine they'd all have been droned within seconds
>>82893148A fair and just equivalence, seriously.
Never tried gin. I wonder how life would've been in the 18th century drinking that stuff all the time.
>>82893680Would have to go Scotland and drink their fine whisky me, not a gin lad. Terrible shame Scotland has been absorbed into the Turkish caliphate though, it not right.
>>82893567>It's you specifically because you're a larping narcissist.And you've decide this based on what exactly? You have no idea who I am lad. You also haven't caught me lying once, but I've caught you out trying to.
Looks like a 11 yr old girl
>>82893644me and a mate have always used the Simpsons sign-tap bit as an in-joke for something else.please don't take it from us, /pol/ ;_;
>>82893644Nope. I won't be dying for a bunch of rich people who don't give a shit about me. Let the children of the rich go to war.
>82893672>Not a single paki or darkie reservist apart from the token mystery meat guy in the beginningImagine being a wagie/draftie in this day and ageWhat even drives these people to do this lmao
>>82893680Gin is good shit imo
>>82893680"Mothers ruin" and it was well named so. In old literature there would be Gin houses where women would go and get drunk and leave their children on the bar floor, often neglecting them for days or until a sober women came in a fed the baby that was screaming the most from hunger.It destroyed many families, it's a bad drink amongst bad drinks, it has psychological effects beyond just being alcohol.NEVER associate with a gin or rum drinker.
>>82893694Driving you mad because you normally get away with it lol. I sussed you out instantly.
Do you think he is proud of his daughter doing sexual stuff on camera? Imagine if he found out what she got up to away from home.
>>82893699This lad gropes your girlfriends arse in Spoons, what do you do?
>>82893645Lol it's not exact word fallacy. You tried to present me as someone who links reddit and lies about statistics and I called you out on it both times. If anyone's being dishonest it's you.
>>82893693It's a good thing I neither live in Scotland or Turkey.>>82893714Bet it strong. Not for weak men like me.>>82893716I basically despise anyone that drinks alcohol and treats it like a necessity in life. Kinda sad to see people ruin their lives with alcohol. I'd hate to associate with someone that drinks all the time.
>>82893653>You might be missing the childhood association with it always wonder how much of it comes down to this. rewatched Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory recently, definitely still a quality film in its own right. worried about rewatching The Witches as an adult. maybe a bunch of child actors and daft puppets in a hotel isn't the magical, whimsical kino i remember.
>>82893718I'm the one who sussed you out lad. I think you know what I'm talking about.
King meeting the Pope?Couldn't give a fuck x
>>82893741>"sorry love, she's only into men."
>>82893754>It's a good thing I neither live in Scotland or Turkey.[citation needed]
didnt the pope die a couple months ago?
>>82893762Alcoholic dossers should have higher social status.
Where's the bitter Welsh nutter?
>>82893749>>82893756>no you no you no you no you Keep deflecting lol, you are a narcissist mong and you're not autistic
Corr am stuffed now. Them fish bites were lush and I mean LUSH x
>>82893795Why won't you just tell me your special interests lad. You had strong opinions on mine.
>King meeting the Pope?CASTLE TO E-4
>>82893775apparently there's some system so the Pope never ends, they just keep making new ones.
Flagging foids videos on youtube for sexual content.
>>82893805If you were autistic like me you would understand how frustrating it is when somebody keeps trying to change the subject of a conversation. I am here to remind you the point of this discussion is you're a narcissist mong larping as an autistic.
Prepping a cuppa wot noodles soon arnt iI am arnt iX
>>82893836Absolute mong ""food""Should be illegal
my special interests? beating my own time in the first level of Sonic the Hedgehog 1, followed by typeface design and placename origins, then i moved onto /britfeel/.the past 25+ years have been an absolute rollercoaster.
>>82893850Sonic 3+k my favourite desu What a soundtrack
>>82893833autistics don't have theory of mind, an autist would never consider that someone else could put themselves in THEIR shoes.checkmate, narcissist.
Pathetic isn't it when they show off how wealthy they are? Women like that are total fucking snobs in real life I reckon. She must be high maintenance for the deano boyfriend.
>>82893833You're wrong lad. I am autistic. And I'm not a narcissist.
>>82893864yeah i had that lock-on cartridge, me. most fun overall and has the best music, but maybe it's unappreciated by young'uns you could FINALLY SAVE YOUR GAME.
>>82893868Pop science cringe, and visibly disproven every single day on this thread, and also irrelevant. If he thinks I'm a narcissist that's fine. Do you know how many things I've been called by people in my life lol? It's NPDmong who continues melting down, because he's staked his entire identity on being autistic, because it's a disguise for what he really is.
Can't even cover her areola up properly. Always got to bait simps with that tummy. She's a fucking stick. No curves. Definitely mid when you strip off all that makeup.
>>82893897I don't believe you. You're a narcissist and you're not autistic. It's possible you have an autism diagnosis because the symptoms of NPD can look similar. The NPD is your real problem, though. That is my opinion of you, which I consider factual. You are not going to change that, so you can keep melting down or simply accept it and move on. If you think I'm NPD too, great, don't care. It's you who cares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKL0BtScEd8without hyperbole, this is one of the best pieces of music ever.
>>82893919You can't have NPD when you're a child lmao. You've exposed yourself yet again lad.
>>82893868Like when HHL posts how "other people are out doing their bollocks in, glad that's not me"? Not sure if you're being serious or trolling using a webcomic like it proves your science theory here.
Reform are gonna crack down hard on autistic/ADHD/mental health people claiming bennies. They will be sacrificed to protect the boomer pensioner's triple lock.
>take your catchy new wave song>rework it into beeps-and-boops computer game system>ELEVATES itcorrrrr
Now Emily. That's a real lass. She doesn't need to slap on makeup to feel good about herself. She may be a bit autistic but at least she isn't a total fucking snob.
>>82893943No clue what you're saying here. You're a child?
>>82893898Aye. Used to always go after all the emeralds and that to get the full cleared game image thing on the save slot.
>>82893932This was a tune. Hydrocity act 2 my personal favourite though.
>>82893946>using a webcomic if YOU'RE not rusing, that's from a scientific paper. that's a little test they gave to kids to check for one of the traits of autism.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally-Anne_test
5.50 quid for a loaf a 2l bottle of pop and a pastie.Fucking state of it all, it's completely fucking fucked.
>>82893978Didn't open it to be honest, thumbnail looks like a webcomic. I would appreciate a genuine answer to the actual point I made instead of another stupid gotcha.
Colombian president says he has been informed a major U.S. military operation will begin tonight. He's called an emergency address to the nation.https://x.com/visegrad24/status/1981419242164801686
1 pound loaf xx
>>82893961No but I was diagnosed as one. And I don't believe you really were btw. I suspect you're one of those lads who got diagnosed (if you really did) later on and that's why you project so hard about autism identity and NPD and why you get so upset when I talk about basics truths about living with autism that conflict with an invented worldview that exists only in your own head.
>>82894003SIGINT accounts are all saying U.S. has told regional allies it will begin striking cartels on land tonight/tomorrow. Some of them must be in Colombia.
>>82893983me? I save with store brand pop
>>82894018>No but I was diagnosed as oneKindly link to the post where you told me this and how this retroactively time travels and debunks my statement of "It's possible you have an autism diagnosis" in the universe where you hadn't told me this?
>>82894018>I suspect you're one of those lads [imaginative drivel]Good theory of mind you've got here
>>82893991i'm a different poster, that was my first post diving into this particular chain of replies.my only real point is that autistic people do genuinely have a hard time with the whole "putting themselves into others' shoes" thing. and that's not to say they're callous or psychopaths (that's different). doesn't sound like you're autistic. just neurotic and right-about-everything. if people AGREE with you, do you still challenge them lad?
>You're a child?>No but I was diagnosed as one. imagine being diagnosed as a child.
drank aldi coke once and had diarrhea for the rest of the weeknever againi only shop at waitrose
If you can survive the double expose of those two posts I'll give you credit. Suspect you're done though.
>>82894041Why would you think otherwise? It makes it clear to me you're projecting your own feelings.>>82894056Theory of mind is a load of shit. Sacha Baron Cohen's cousin doesn't know what he's talking about.
>>82894075>i only shop at waitrosethat's ALL you do? so you don't breathe or perspire?(i'm autistic btw.)
>>82894060>doesn't sound like you're autistic."It's a strong narcissist trait to think you can diagnose other people on the internet with personality disorders"
>>82894091autism isn't a personality disorder mongboy
U.S. strikes on Venezuela/Colombia now appear imminent, possibly within hours.https://x.com/WW3_Monitor/status/1981421468417445972
>>82894089i do breathe but i don't perspire
>>82894086Lad I don't know or care if NPD is diagnosed as a child or an adult I just know you have it. It's suspicious that you even know that desu, and have latched on to it to deflect back to me yet again. I don't know anything about NPD apart from the symptoms I read on an online infographic, which is enough to know you are one. Sorry I don't know the exact diagnostics, doctor lmao
>>82894107You can diagnose me a narcissist based on a few internet posts but it's suspicious to know that personality disorders are diagnosed in adults only. You're talking shit lad
Yea thats not really what it is
>>82894091what, saying someone doesn't sound like they have a condition?okay: it is my subjective opinion based on my limited knowledge that from the content of your posts i believe you would not meet the criteria for autism if diagnosed by a reliable psychiatrist.
>>82894098LAUNCH THE SCUDS
>>82894039I usually get the 55p/l stuff from the co-op but i'm having trouble walking the last couple of days and didn't fancy fucking myself up with the walk.>>82894011It Braces, the other cheaper stuff is like week old cake.
>>82894120>You can diagnose me a narcissist based on a few internet postsYes. I believe so. If you think I'm so ridiculous why does it matter then lol? Why are you so bothered?
>>82894136I'm not bothered lad. Why do you say you don't care about being exposed yet you always get so upset when it happens?
i know there's a separate adult autism assessment, seems like it'd be unreliable to separate from some developed personality disorder tbqh.>please role-play brushing your teeth.what if they find that awkward as an adult (and can't) but would have been fine with it as an imaginative child?or what if they'd have been clueless as a child but have just learned how to act out that sort of thing by the time they're an adult?
>>82894098Always wanted to go to Rhode Island. My step father went there and apparently ate lobster for three days at a conference while my mum , sister and I had a 1kg bag of pasta and a block of cheese to last us.
>>82894126>it is my subjective opinionThat's fine, you're wrong though, because the thing you said wouldn't happen already happened 20 years ago. It is not important enough to me that I will melt down like NPDmong though.
bring back the separation between classic autism (as found in kids, where it's absolutely obvious) and Asperger's ("i didn't know until i was diagnosed at 40!")
>>82894150Do you actually have anything except no u? Getting bored of you now. I believe you are a narcissist, you claim you're not, I promise you I will literally never change my opinion on this so you can keep crying or move on.
Kek it's already started
>>82894191>I promise you I will literally never change my opinion on this see, now THIS is autism.
>>82894198ngl looks AI
>>82894166Wow it's almost like psychiatry is ad hoc made up bullshit not an exact science
>>82894211Nah it's real. Look on X there are loads of people reporting explosions across Venezuela. Looks like the first wave of tomahawks to take out air defenses.
>>82894191>Do you actually have anything except no u?That's what you're doing though. I've been exposing you all day and each time you have a little melty and now that you've been so thoroughly done you have to pretend you don't actually care and it's me having a melt down. Why would I seethe when I'm winning? lol
Wot noodles have almost cooled off, haven't they X
>>82894239ok, fair enough. Terrible photo though for 2025. I expect my wars in 4k now.
>>82894244Lad nobody was talking about "winning" or "exposing" until you started melting down lol. Here is my contribution to this discussion: You are a narcissist. It seems to be impossible for you to shrug and move on, you are very very bothered by this.
>>82894233thing is there's clearly some recognisable pattern, you can put a term to it.most of those lids in the Louis Theroux autism documentary, you CAN just see it. but the 'milder' cases? they can mask and basically LARP as non-autistics, so how are you meant to catch it by the time they're fully-grown adults?
>>82894248lushingtons xx
>>82894261An hour ago you were crying about me being a "sad bully". Now you're going to pretend you don't care? You're not fooling anyone lad. I've done an absolute number on you.
would quite like a new thread. please play it safe with the edish.
>I've done an absolute number on you.Keking at this freak
Imagine making """autism""" your entire personality
Newingtons x>>82894333>>82894333
