Slow night mr welperhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgKWCAEdJjM
Ruth and William
I see we are back to our regular scheduled programming.
Back to choons.Movie clip posting can come later xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WinGsziDOH0
help lads I'm getting FM'd by fucking southampton
Fuck garn town. I hate everyone there anyway.
>>82913639they all hate you too, no worriesas do we
Fucking hell that JD is lush. Has a nice warmness to it. First time drinking this in years. I usually drink bells me x
Taking things slow tonight. Not necking this shit. It's lethal. It's not even 9pm so no need to get drunk this early anyway x
[redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted]And then[redacted]
At the end of the day I'm a lot safer drinking alone in my gaff then garn town. Too many evil people in town. Bully boys rule the roost there.
Fucking get innnnnnnnn there my leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5NePbb3hGw
Think I'm in my buying toys arc. What are some fun toys I should buy?
whats truly fascinating about seans physiognomy is that despite being a pisshead in his 30s he looks considerably younger than me, depsite being in my early 20s and despite eating a very clean diet and not drinking.
Those Saturday night total fucking loser posting hours are here once again ;_;
>>82913759It's because I'm on the light side of life. You emit constant negative energy so your soul rots x
>>82913759stress is what ages you lad
>>82913752I always liked Scalextric as a kid.
>>82913770But you get a hard on about wars and disasters lad. You feed off negative energy like a vampire. It's the only thing you genuinely get engaged with.
>>82913771I'm not very stressed though, I dont look old, just older than sean who looks about 18>>82913770think youre projecting lad, high vibrational energy me, although your occasional angry spergouts make me think theres something lurking within you
>>82913752interpretation A:Pucket (picrel)interpretation B:TENGA Air-Tech Twist
>>82913810thinking more like figurines. I want to pose them and pretend they're my friends.
>>82913823make some custom D&D/Warhammer style minis in your browser:https://www.heroforge.com/then get them 3D printed and paint them up.(you won't.)
>>82913857man, i aint got a 3D printer. I was eyeing some custom video game figures on etsy tho. The only thing Is I don't have confidence in my ability to paint.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOuIGQ-KJ0Y(((They))) love their divide and conquer tactics, don't they
https://www.etsy.com/uk/search?q=alucard&ref=search_barsome of these are so sick
Got that UC advance payment application in. Oh aye.
is it tonight the clocks to back? so at 2am it becomes 1am again?
>>82914038It is indeed lad
Half the thread nowhere to be seen when it comes Saturday fucking part timers
>>82914106Too busy giving a sulfuric acid enema de lid. Up the arse and pussy.
Ooo I'm so lonely and miserable but somehow nowhere to be seen on Saturday night huh
im playing project zomboid ffs
Enjoy your fun Saturday night because you ain't welcome here anymore normie scum
sulfuric acid enemas right up the rim
Couldn't post for a while me. Thought it was over x
ASMR girls having their fudge packed
2024 vibes xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De-wJIxx-bc
Got that heating on me. It cold x
Helper do you like giving cute vampire lassies sulfuric acid enemas after raping their holes?
>>82914196What the fuck is even that x
Town calling my name tonight xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juVKpvYjb-8
Why should I go town? I got me choons. I got my JD whiskey. I'm nice and cozy.There is no good reason to go towns.>inb4 you'll meet a lassCouldn't give a fuck x
>>82914213Lovely scene from one of my degenerate visual novels me lid. Corrrrrr! Been to the cinema lately de lid?
Oh aye xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a7q14lZwr8
>>82914240Not lately lid. Garn see that Predator: Badlands next month thoughs. Looks kino x
Been having a right good old time watching this person called Zoe bread annoy the absolute living fuck out of various city councils. She's managed to get hundreds of parking fines refunded because of dodgy signage, and has recently gone after Liverpool city council and uncovered a proper dodgy situ about these parking cunts not having planning permissions and getting back handers off council cunts for it. Right good fun to watch it is. Anything that fucking infuriates councils and telly licence BASTARD'S is alri with me
This JD whiskey going down a treat now. It really is like fire. Danny boy knows the score x
>>82914266Corrrrrr! Did you like Prey? Might go see the Chainsaw Man film. x
>>82914341Nobody gives a shit mong cunt. Why don't you chase it with 50 paracetamol
HHL will posting the Volkshalle scene and Hitler speeches by 1am.
>>82914356You kys first xI will outlive you and all my enemies. I promise it.>>82914355Didn't rate Prey me. Hope Badlands is better.
>>82914374Do you pay your telly licence?
MCDONALDSMCDONALDSKENTUCKY FRIED CHICKENAND A WIZZA HUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOC9d17vASc
getting confirmed reports that the helperdrome has fallen and that apus are stripping its copper
God I wish I had some diazepam...I would murder each and every one of you for a pack of blues.
>>82914374Kinell. I didn't mind it but Predators is the true kino, especially the samurai scene.
>Fast Food Rockers pretending Britain had KFC in 2003sad thing is, zoomers will accept this as historical/cultural canon.
Aww mate youtube autoplay got that nostalgia on tap xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arZZw8NyPq8
Have taken 5 nytols and still not even drowsy FFS.
Me? Still on that JD whiskey xProbably garn be wissed af soon x
>>82914487Sitting drinking a whole bottle of whisky on your own?
Trump era choons xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEQwWKj8Sns
>>82914468i took some codeines but they didn't work as much as the previous ones (how curious)so i had a diazepam and it's lush can't lie
>>82914491I could invite people over but it would go off the rails so fuck that. Keeping to me own lane tonight.Rather be safe than sorry.
>>82914497How did you manage to get hold of the diazies? I managed to get the Dr to give me 2 lots, but the 2mg ones are shite and I finished the 5mg ones in 2 days cos they only gave me 7 the tight bastards..
Who here grew up on a council estate?
Ngl lids am getting wissed now but there will be no weltdowns now. No politics. No scuds getting launched at 3am.Cba anymore. Just gonna have a chill one tonight and drink my JD whiskey like a real man x
>>82914520Me. First week we moved in the front gate got nicked and burned on a bonfire down the road (it was April). The day after it got replaced it got nicked and burned again, gave up after that. We only had carpet in the living room and my bedroom. Toilet was in a tiny room next to the bathroom, wooden floors with massive gaps. Didn't have central heating or double glazing back then so the winters were brutal, black mold everywhere, it's a wonder I've not developed any severe health problems (aside from the alcoholism of course)
>>82914523movie clips were promised x
>>82914523Welper loyalists are standing back and standing by x
>>82914523wepler loyalist reporting for duty
Triangle bros standing back and standing by x
Watching emily wops playing powerwash simulator me.
>>82914553>>82914560Based welper loyalists. Await final orders. If we ever go down we're bringing everyone down with us x
Some bloody weirdo asking wops about her life.
If the regime is ever at risk of collapse or being overrun by hostile forces, I, the emperor will issue final orders, you know what it is burn everything and what to do. I will kill myself before being captured. I won't let them humiliate me x
>>82914520Helper grew up in (and remains in) a state care facility for the terminally retarded.
>>82914516that there dark web, lad.i guarantee you it's less difficult than convincing a doctor nowadays.
sulfuric acid in the wussy
>>82914651Yeah not sure about that lid, I work in the prison system and I've seen the states people come in when they've been on the dodgy street valium.
>>82914520Not Ruth. She grew up in a middle class pub. Much better life than us.
Spaffed X
Sorry for the megalomaniac posting de lids. That wooze is kicking in nows x
hi guys i came from google, i was looking for acid-related erotica and it brought me here for some reason...?
>>82914677What's the biggest thing you've ever stuffed up your bum hole?
Know what I hate? Fat ginger men on the bottom rung of the social ladder, who pretend their lives are going somewhere while theyre sitting in squaller with their fat disgusting girlfriend, jerking off their little tiny freckled penis to furry porn they have gorillaz on repeat for some reasonjust dont like em, simple as.
>>82914676>Spaffed Xcorrr didn't know Elon Musk posted here
>>82914180Expect that's the only way for her now she's loose.
Look back at footage of British working class people from the 50s to the 80s and you can see how coherent and intelligent they were compared to the 00s - present day chav retard scum. What happened? Working class English people used to produce phenomenal music like the Beatles and Black Sabbath and the Sex Pistols and Oasis and all that. All quintessentially working class English.Seemed like by the 00s the average IQ of the English council estate dweller collapsed. Why?
I wonder where he is now. It's cold tonight.
Based Gaddafi loyalistsBrega 2011 vibes xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ--jfMWTiM
>>82914703After 1945 social mobility began to increase so if you were a working class lad who was bright and hardworking then you could do well at school then go to uni and then get a good job and become middle class. Since then, by diffusion more and more intelligent working class people kept moving up and now what is left is literally just dysgenic low IQ scum. Literally just people who either have lowkey learning difficulties or just a terrible attitude towards life or both. That low IQ/shit attitude section of the British population just has sex with each other and their population grows.
>>82914703Microplastics lad, rich people always use glass stuff whereas poor folk use plastic bottles n that.
>>82914703The Internet started becoming affordable for home use then. It's even worse now with smartphones and social media.
>>82914703More bait just so you can go and parrot a load of shite you heard in an Edward Dutton video, you are by far the worst britfeel poster ever
>>82914703Thatcher wrecked unions which destroyed working class work ethic and culture - identity used to be deeply tied to work. People lived on the dole. In the late 90s and 00s Blair massively increased benefits and the economy was good so poor low income people suddenly had a lot more disposable income. As a result we got the Chav and the development of an entitlement culture.
Based /pol/fag.Normies just can't handle anything out ot their cringe pro-capitalist worldview.
>>82914744I am the most intelligent and insightful Britfeel poster ever.
His method>Posts a question related to a somewhat edgy political topic>Then immediately replies to himself with a preprepared answer he's already written to his own question>Mongs reply to him every time and the cycle continues
wops banging on about politics. showing her true colours the lefty cow.
Anyone who thinks that Oasis and the Beatles can be considered 'phenomenal music' is in no position to critique other people's intellect
wops used to sleep with a hammer beside her bed. She is fucking crazy.
>>82914769>in Halloween you dress up as something scary and evil like a vampire or zombie. >Dress up as a Nazi SS officer>Implies that the person dressing as that sees Nazis as scary and evil>people are still furious The issue is not even really about politics or Nazism or history at all. All of that is almost irrelevant. It is about a clash of personalities.
>>82914800On the contrary. The Beatles and Oasis are examples of refined high IQ music taste. True patrician music.
>>82914703i feel like the options for stuff-to-do were just more limited. more reading books, more talking/listening to others. that will just hone your speaking (whatever level of natural smarts or education you're at).first, telly came along. then, the internet. both have rotted MY brain.
>>82914803Normies are NPC retards. If he dressed up as a Stasi officer from East Germany the low IQ mongs wouldn't even know what he was. They would probably still think he's a Nazi.These people live in a capitalist bubble.
>>82914800i'm trans btw, not sure if that matters? x
>>82914825Pisa scores for students across the world have plummeted since smartphones became popular. We are all fucked.
Heading to work in about 20 minutes desu lads
>>82914831It is interesting the things people get upset about. I imagine dressing up as a serial killer would acceptable to these people? Maybe Osama Bin Laden no?
>>82914847My area is full of Bengali men wandering around dressed like Bin Laden in full thobes every day.
>>82914847Nazis the ultimate bogeyman in modern Western capitalist society. Even dressing as Jihadi John will get you less hate from soulless NPC normies.
Garn have another JD whiskey me x
for me it's when U2 end up in lists of "important" rock bands on the same level as The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, etc.i like U2. i dunno lads. just something about pretending music/culture would not be the same without them. irks me, so it does.
This is your boxroom window right now.
OH HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2F4INQFjEI
>>82914836i'm glad i was born when i was (early 90s). the world is no better or worse off because i'm not a master orator. i had my fun as a bookish AND screen-addicted teenager in the 2000s, by 2000s standards (desktop PC at home).but in broader society, yeah things are fucked. even politicians don't sound intelligent in interviews: they sound like they're following a script. when they 'break character' they're idiots just like you and me.
Funny how? Nah mate how am I funny xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9rSwrsMHw
I'm here to fucking amuse you? Funny how?
Yeah I'm on that movie clip grind now. Wissed af me probably crash out by 1-2am x
At the end of the day I've been pushed suicide all my life x
They call it soft suicide nowadays. Forcing lads like me to drink themselves to death. Government and charities in on it xThey want to snuff out lads like me x
NHS snuffing out disabled people and old people.I've heard horror stories from Sunderland Royal Hospital x
They're fucking monsters xIf you have loved ones in hospital get them OUT now x
They snuffing disabled people and elderly people out. Either through medical negligence or on purpose. Keep your family away from the NHS.
>>82914752>give poor people more money, and they become bigger degenerates and more socially destructiveThat kind of puts a stopper on socialism, doesn't it?
NHS nurses snuffing out elderly people x
I SAID 23LMFAO OBAMA ERA VIBEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbEoRnaOIbs
Just defecated
It's not because ya different it's just because ya so scary cool xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGawAhRjtoA
Hope they don't ask too.many questions for my UC advance.
God I can't wait to witness the collapse of America x
>>82915167Yeah? Fuck. That sounds utter shit lad. Only a cunt would do that
>>82915354God I dunno lad I feel like a lot of people would suffer if that happened
Muslims better pipe down when it's my turn to take power x
Kate getting her way with HHL again
HHL regime is collapsing xI tried my best xLast remaining loyalists you know what to do x
Before the regime collapses and NATO forces take over the state TV and radio. I just wanna say I'm sorry.I believed Britain could be something better. I have destroyed your future and mine. I'm sorry x
Can't wait until the angry mob [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] and throws him from [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] and his head [redacted]
Hey, this seems like something.https://x.com/KennyLauderdal3/status/1982220774917222862
Fucking jeets are setting fireworks off again. It's nearly 1 in the morning you smelly cunts.
https://x.com/clashreport/status/1982195402108539022
Wonder how porn addict neet is coping lately. Just not a good life imo. Life would be better going out and cutting that shit out.
>>82915526Higher quality than what was publicly available before, I assume? The copy on Youtube looks like ass compared to that.
>>82915693I watched a video earlier of some human sacrifice ritual in India. A bunch of jeets just casually stood around as some weird ritual was being performed on three severed heads with their discarded bodies a few feet away. A truly disgusting country.
I'm truly alone in this world. Corrr. A kino realisation thoughbeit.
When your best friend cannot even see eye to eye on basic stuff. It's horrifying. There is nobody like me, only me.
>>82915811Experience has taught me that other people just let you down. It's best to learn to enjoy your own company.
>>82915859It's truly truly disgusting. I feel horrible.
I wonder where Hadush Kebatu is right now. Probably out and about in the nightlife districts of London looking for white whimminz.
More and more I just thinkI'm basedNobody else isAnd that's thatIt's sad. We are all so alone.
The true humiliation is when you see Other People :TM: continuously just get owned, pwned and humiliated over and over again on every single "issue", trivial or important. It was over before we were born.
Fink i'll put on a kino
We've only went and bloody pushed the clocks back. Sickening stuff desu bros.
That's a hard 24.
Another wrongun. Britain is fucking depressing. Stories like this every day.
She ripped her own toddler son in half. Women are evil.
Like I've gone back in time, gained an hour to sleep. What a dreamm
It's genuinely so sickening I must say. Why can people not just agree with me lol.
sulfuric acid in the bussy
It's always the ugliest whites or immigrants isn't it that do these vile crimes.
>>82916444Poor lad looks like Gollum.
what happened Chika?
>>82916485Got sulfuric acid up his arse as punishment for not watching Upstairs, Downstairs.
Wish I had friends to go to nice places with in my early 20s.
>>82916518No one liked you for good reasons lad
>>82916518How would you resist fucking that lassie up the arse? Corrrrrr!
>>82916518claiming the ginger oneand the dog
>>82916583Nah there just wasn't an opportunities for me. It's no wonder I turned into a nasty man.>>82916607We don't love our pets like that here degenerate.
>>82916583>>82916620Dont be horrible lad. Sometimes it doesn't work out for people. I noticed in high school, if you weren't athletic on on the footy team, you weren't gonna get laid. all the girls gravitated to the sporty lads
>>82916613Well, I'd claim blondie but unfortunately she is no longer with us.
>>82916627different anon but the first lad in my year to lose his virginity was an absolute fuck up of a chavvy weed smoker type, hes now married to a massive fat scottish lass and was running a pub thats just recently closed
>>82916627They made me be goalkeeper all the time. Picked last for everything. Some days I "forgot" my P.E. kit.
>>82916638nothing stopping you from claiming her if youre kinky enough lad
>>82916658They incinerated her I think. She's just dust now.
Emiru up the wussy.
What's the point doing anything with my life now anyway? I'd only be expected to chase some old hags that will be menopausal and most likely have baggage (sprogs). It's so depressing to think about.
New girl at work feels like a problem waiting to happen>was overly enthusiastic to get this shitty job, even saying it was her "dream">she's not a "girly girl" and prefers hanging out with guys>has a boyfriend but only complains about him, "doesn't do anything around the house">has been quickly getting close to a male co-worker that also has a girlfriend>following him around, trying to talk to him while not engaging with other workers, doing whatever he asks to "help out">doing that woman thing of throwing sneak disses at his girlfriend whenever she's brought up in conversation "oh i think i saw the two of you, was she the one wearing a lot of makeup?"Will be monitoring the situation
>>82916667you just keep making excuses lad, excuses dont get your dick wet
>>82916679Giving your fav vamp lass a cheeky sulfuric acid enema
I'm sad because I can't get a young girlfriend anymore. I don't want some old lady to be my first.
>>82916703Who are you referring to? The beautiful Iryna?
Nobody told me you should go to college and university after leaving school.
>>82916748they told me you should but i didnt go anyway
>>82916764It probably wouldn't have turned out well for you anyway. It's not all fun and games for some.
>>82916647>They made me be goalkeeper all the timeif you were shite at footy you were made the goalkeeper. they need the skilled loads to score goals.
>>82916786yea probably true, school was shit enough for me, put me off the idea of college or uni
Me fucking faggot mate has dropped me in. Don't worry I'll deal with him tomorrow. But am I here x
think im actually finally bored with vidya, time to get a life
What kind of HHL loyalist are you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY
>>82916904dropped his spunk in your bumhole lad? bet it's not the first time either. I've heard they call you slaggy sean down the carehome
I know what reuters is xWhere are you from?
>>82916974Sorry mate we're just passing through. We're covering a feel good story at Charlottesville.
>>82917019Charlottesville? What's in Charlottesville?
I don't care if your American journalists. You tell me in plain fucking English we're your going or I'll kill you and your family x
All them cameras and they still can't get to him.
Trump/HHL regime is collapsingWhite House has fallen xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnE15v4Gets
>>82917082why do they want him?
Cba for gear now. Fucking hell let's go mental x
Just noticed another dead inside looking zoomer bint.
>>82917153Because he apparently touched up white girls despite no credible evidence. As far as I'm concerned a bunch of reform racists decided to all play witness and say he groped girls. The jury obviously were racists too. Hope he escapes to be honest.
Trump is going out with a fight.Fucking hell x
>>82917163Imagine breeding some life into her. Give her tight zoomer fanny a good stretch.
Indiana Jones is anti-HHL propaganda.Been been bullied all my life. Don't hand over over nothing x
lovely fucking sulfuric acid up the pussy hole de lids corrr
>>82917179Your Turkishness really coming through in this post
My aunty was a pagan. I'm not selling to some Christian Capitalist scum x
>>82917235No I am white british. He doesn't have the look of the usual immigrant rapey sort. I honestly think he was found guilty to prevent further disorder. He never admitted guilt.
Ngl I feel like this drunk German soldier xBritain getting snuffed out xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO6YwNtgke0
MEIN GOTT BAUMER
>Checked and saw how this was directed by the same shitlib bitch that directed Strange Days (one of the only kinos i didn't watch thru since it was just that laughably horrid + sloppy)>Give it a watch anyways>Starts out half-way watchable but falls apart + ends up as a disappointing, tangled slopfest by the 2nd actckin ellThis bitch really can't direct kinos for shit. Womemes should stay in the kitchen rather than attempting to direct kinos tbqf
i was named after Sean Connery.I want some respect x
You'e late x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaa_5m3cmSc
I am taking traffic into account x
You're fucking late x
HHL in a era xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6okk5z_0OA
>>82917562Hi HLL x
I'm upset too xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKMdAccrM1M
>>82913562Is most of this board filled with Americunts?
Well these things just happen xFreedom comes out a price c
Homelander wants to sji[[tress meI want to save as many people as I can xx
God help all the chrildren s
I'm sorry pal I've let u down x
i'M NOT GIVING MY NUMNER UP ON THE SUPER 7 X
>>82916681Report back with future findings lad.
Pretty annoyed I've woken up so early, I won't lie laddies. Can't even sneak out to Costa for a cheeky maple hazel latte for ours yet. Fuming.
Stand back and stand byI am very upset xI can only here say what I say xxx
>>82918458Agitated mong in a spacker home
>Check out plebbitor thread about the slopfest mess >Plebbitors basedlords in there say they were "stress-crying" whilst watching itWhy do they have to be like this
But sadly... the bad guys they don't think like us x
>>82918555You probably think youre the good guy, right?
Ngl the owners have wandered off it's just me and the team now xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr1MvzAr26E
Fink i'll be wrapping it up soon for today X
Can hear screams in the distanceMake your way to docks x
i feel strange, something is different
Corrrrr imagine staying up all night getting shitfaced and posting shit but talking to exactly nobody on message board. What a valuable way to spend a night. Cant wait to hear about a certain waste of space saying he's off the booze, the sad bastard can't even make it a week.
>>82918670>can't even make it a week.Can you?
We're being hunted x|Run crossyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBgL5EE0wd4
>>82914670Street and darkweb is different lid. If you're selling dodgy shit online you get bad reviews, I've had plenty of valiums and Xanax that aren't branded but are legit chemically. Or if you're worried you can just buy stuff nicked from pharmacies or shipped over from India, lots of different options and extremely cheap. Think I once got 50 10mg valiums for about 15 quid
Comedy is subjective murrax x
>>82918538What's this about lad?
>>82918675Yeah lad done sober months a few times but I'm also capable of drinking a couple of beers and leaving it at that. If you can't have a drink without turning into a drooling sloppy retard you should probably take something from that and just stop drinking entirely.
Shipping large quantities of drugs internationally to SSM's address
You just wanted to make fun of me xBunch of bullies x
>>82918739Youre an easy target innit the way you look, like a proper mong
Who the helll are you supposed to bePick on vulnberable lids. Not on my watch xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=761uRaAoW00&t=327s
Shipping large quantities of beastiality porn to HHLs mums address (she put in a bulk order to get the giraffe pack, something about the long neck)
The Juden are under the floorboards aren't they xxx
You an run but you can't hide bitch.Heil Hitler. Aau revoir ShoshanaFuck America xxx
>>82918732Well done, big man
Fuck America and your Jewish masters x
>>82918846Thank you tiny angry boy
They want to kill Trump xau revoir
Trump loyalists hanging on. Looks like it will be over tonight x
HHL loyalist regime collapsing in real time. Can't believe it x
happy to see HHL back on the piss, its his natural state
>>82918849>he forgets we live in the joo KYou forgot those merchants have their greedy little fingers in all pies?
He's not in the beast. He's still in the White House x
>>82918952Another 4 day bender on the cards?
HHL making threats again, nasty little giraffe
Something wrong with my stomach. Just took a shit and it was a creamy consistency and pitch black. Took me forever to wipe.
Could anybody do this? Surely he's royalty, and nobody could do this? I thought royals answered to nobody but god, so why let this person put a finger on you? Where are the guards? The lords of the realm? His knights? Anybody there to save prince charlie from a telling off from a more powerful jew?
Goodbye ShoshanaSorry about killing your parents See you in the next life lmfao x
Seething drinklets trying to bring down the helper empire. Won't happen pal.
Tomoshe is a zionist?https://youtu.be/5PyyCHbJLS4?si=ZLRBxX-WNERTH-cj&t=3
Got a bit of a hangover going on this morning chums and chumps, nothing to it but to eat my body weight in hash browns and watch Return to Oz, not got any other options available to me
>>82919108Go teetotal like shippy
>>82919113Sorry lad that's not on my list of available options, can't be done. Also don't want to be associated with that nonce in any way.
anyone else here content with being a background character
Twitch cons don't have a good track record do they? Anybody remember this brainiac?
Morning de lats*looks north*And a morning de ltds*looks east*Morning de lats*looks south*And a muurning de lats*looks west*
>>82919195>ltds
The black fella got caught
>>82919250Remember when you didn't know what stronk meant? That was funny.
>>82919195hello there fren
>>82918675you're quite right. the mark of a man is being able to have two or three pints and leaving it at that. self-control and willpower. coincidentally I did that last night and I feel lovely today.
Oh god SSM thinks the UK will have sharia law in the next few years.
>>82919353That was a different poster.
>>82919392If you're pretending to be somebody, you have to pretend to have done their mistakes as well. Sorry, but you're a tourist. Haha, stoopid tourist, get back to plebbit.
>>82919386No alcohol allowed under sharia law
>>82919407End of the world for SSM then.
>>82919353My boss asked me what the word "baddie" means because I used it to describe a co-worker.
>>82919412What was the explanation you gave?
>>82919432A confident, strong woman
>>82919435You're pretending to be that poster.
>>82919451Which poster?
>>82919459The poster you pretended to be.
>>82919463That was not me though
>>82919476Disregard this, it was me and I suck cocks
>>82919476I know, that's why you were pretending to be them.
>>82919490It was you, and you do suck cocks, and you love this time of year as you get an extra hour to suck more cocks.
Might make a trip so I don't get confused with other posters
>>82917304Strange Days is absolute kino you pleb.
>>82919500Why are you replying to yourself? Myself? I've completely lost track of who I am. Can't really be dealing with this sort of existential crisis at this time (what time is it? What is time?) on a Sunday.
>>82919337>Migrant sex offender Hadush Kebatu has been arrested in London after a two-day manhuntdamn you'd think he would have killed himself by this point
>>82919506Wouldn't do that lad, you'll suddenly get delusions of grandeur and start thinking anyone gives a shit about you.
>>82919533With all of the daylight saving hours swaps we do, more than a day will have been lost/gained. We don't even know what day it really is. And they added 2 months to the calendars in ~700BC, so what month is it really?We need to get rid of it all, just use light and dark. fancy meeting for a pint? When? We'll meet when it's light, but the missus is cooking food for tea, so I'll have to be back home for dark time.
Bored af tempted to kms
We doing a little sulfuric acid up the wussy today de lids?
>>82919536He must be very confused. Almost feel bad for him.
Labour are best fit to run this country lmao. Country is fucked. Fuck the rich middle class that voted them in.
>>82919591>Fuck the rich middle class
>>82919577You won't though. Thing won't get better in this loop.
>>82919594Looks a little bit It like woody from this is England.
And why does he have a politician attached to his business interests? He's clearly doing everything he can do avoid paying taxes.
Ya fucking late man Shoshana
Whatever I waited xTaking traffic into accounthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaa_5m3cmSc
>>82919577same lid, bored and miserable all the time, working is shit, not working is also shit Nothing to look forward to, nothing to do all day, games are all shit, youtube is all slop , sick of politics and the endless "dem FOOKING immigants INNIT?!?!?" everything is just rage bait and everyone falls for it Dont care for fast food or any other slop people seem to jizz their pants over constantlyJust the usual sunday misery it seems de lid
>>82919609People like him are the same. Act all virtuous and help everyone, then when things get bad, he wants the people he/they class as racist thugs to do the dirty work.
Stupid flag wearers
>>82919624Just have a wank to some squirting Japanese lassies de lid.
corr the feral youth. I bet these lads must have good jobs to afford these vehicles.
>>82919644he should take the hrt and make an onlyfans.
Petite Japanese lassie with small tits forcibly taking my cock and screaming like a little titmouse.
>>82919651I think he is taking it.
STILL UP MEJUST DON'T PUSH ANYTHING DODGY ON MEALREADY BLOCKED SO CALLED MATES
Care home mong is awake.
Rabid lefties be all like, violence bad! Till they admit the truth. He loves the forrins, but really hates them. Poor posh percy.https://youtu.be/yZyvEgEsZ8g?si=CwHSPeaEcRdi7v8-&t=267
Finishing off my wooze now xBeen danny boy mode tonight x
>>82919683I've heard that song. Don't turn to the crack pipe, no matter how much it is calling. Go Mr Bean mode, a nice hot choccy and tucked up in bed with your teddy nice and early.
>>82913976You think funding groups to overthrow regimes is exclusively an Israeli or new thing?I hope your education wasn't expensive...
Yeah might take it too far when I'vr a had drinoo but at least I dont drink everyday x
Nice shift at work desu. 3 honey & mustard sausages and 6 nduja pork meatballs for breakfast. Probably have a bowl of pasta in a bit too
Big titty soapy Japanese stepsister jerking you off and blasting cum on her gal tan skin.
2nd in the fucking Premier League Fuck the London boys
Footy match but its all naked Japanese lassies on the field naked with their boobys bouncing around whilst I stroke my cock in the stands. CORRRRRRRR!
Finishing off me Jack Daniels now. I not go to beddingtons until I want xNobody control me x
>>82919749>Nobody control meWhat about your key worker?
>nobody control meBut i have to show up for my forced volunteer litter picking or i will loose everything
Heil fucking Hiterl xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C87cQvdjuFc
>>82919566Think you might just be the smartest lad in the world. Actually mind blown.
Wish I lived in a care home. Seems like a comfy lifestyle.
DON'T GO INTO THE FUCKING LONG GRASSCROSSY RUN! RUN NOWS!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr1MvzAr26E
This is your brandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgKWCAEdJjM
I'm not proud of I have become. It's a disgrace x
just woke up, me.>>82919838please don't turn this into another bender.
Just go to fucking sleep it's that simple.
>>82919804the downside is, he's doomed to a life of celibacy.you can say that about all of us, but in his case it's like living in cloisters or something.
>>82919854He gets regular handjobs from sexy nurses de lid.
>>82919854Indian lass will receive HHL's seed before the year is out
Wonder if those actresses that got buccal fat removal can get it put back in. That one from The Boys used to be so fucking cute and now she's bogged to hell, Anya Taylor joy used to be ok too and she's made herself look like a weird alien. Think Erin Moriarty will probably never be in anything again, ruined her adorable face and acting career when she could have just done nothing and been successful. It's a strange old world we live in.
>>82919838We is what we is, and if you don't like what you is, it is up to you to change what you is. It is not easy, but it is achievable.
CHINAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY
>>82919875No, they can't. It's completely irreversible which is what makes it so much worse. Fucking Hollywood Jews ruining the cute lassies.
>>82919872it only right. seen a couple of charities that promote this, usually called 'Helping Hands' (heh) or summat.if someone is too disabled or too old to get sex socially, why not have a few people tugging them off (+ whatever ladies like)?
>>82919896Wish I could just have Bernards Watch and freeze time and go about fucking any lassies I want.
>>82919886Bit like back in the 90s where the gays that ran the fashion industry convinced women that the model look, i.e. ironing board, was the height of female sexuality. No I don't fancy a woman that has the body and face of a teenage boy. Gimme booba and big hips.
Britfeel paedophiles
>>82919896My wife used to be a carer and on multiple occasions had prossies show up while she was doing her visits. She also knew live in carers who had needed to sit outside the room while the prossies were working on the old men. Must have been a good laugh.
>>82919900i dunno lad. maybe it's Cashback rules where you could take off clothing, move people around, and all that.but is putting your willy INSIDE someone still good? doesn't that rely on THEIR body reacting a certain way?don't want to get hung-up on the mechanics of magic, mind. but for me it's The Queen's Nose. some utterly contrived shite they did.>i-i wish this treasure hunt was for REAL treasure!mate, come on.
>>82919924For me it's Williams wish wellingtons.
>>82919919carers should have to sign a contract meaning that if they share this sort of thing with their husbands, even long after leaving the role, they go to prison.i know it's not every nice, me saying i hope your wife goes to prison. but these 'funny stories' weren't hers to share (nor yours).
>>82919924Mate... I'd just lube the lassies up and fuck them like a fleshlight. It would be LUSH.
I'M HERE Xttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6okk5z_0OA
that fucking drunk didnt go to bed so now we have to listen to this drivel
ngl feel like having bags dropped off me x
I need to bang up some wallpaper but I'm sick and cannot be arsed. Need a pick me up stat
HHL does what he wants when he wants this is his thread, his era, his world.
>>82919934I think all jobs are like this lad"Sign the contract that states you promise not to speak a single word of what goes on here to anyone ever"
>>82920007it is as the prophecy foretold>>82910831
Just had a long steaming piss
>>82920007Just the one, get it polished off by 8, in bed by 11. Perfect weekend, oh aye.
An enema of sulfuric acid right up inside this vampire lassies anus, melting her organs and melting her pussy corrrrr!
>>82919934You're probably right lad, but carers should also be paid more and regulated better and not treated as a shit job on par with toilet cleaner. Unfortunately our society is garbage and people just really don't care about anyone in the care system that isn't their direct family. So whattayagonnado
>>82920047>>82920130i'll meet this one half-way and say a bit of gallows humour is fine but as long as it's STRICTLY RING-FENCED to other carers/co-workers and does NOT become gossip that reaches friends/lovers/the internet.maybe i'm biased because i do not want nurses talking about my unusual penis. they're called PRIVATE parts for a reason.
Can someone explain this enema gimmick to me?
>>829200073 for 100 de lid x
>>82920147Qrd on the unusual penis?
>>82920152You never had an enema?
>>82920168I know what an enema is but I don't know what it has to do with sulfuric acid and vampires.
Getting on the phenibuts me, done brekkie, done dog walk, assembled a desk, watched return to oz and now watching the craft and maybe hocus pocus next. Garn cook a roast in a bit. Perfect Sunday really. Hope all the good lids have equally pleasant days ahead of them. Apart from HHL since he's fucked it again.
I actually knew a guy growing up who had a mother that would give him enemas. Always thought that was kind of weird. He was a sound lad otherwise.
>>82920177Sounds like sexual abuse to me.
Mongmax
Think he may have crashed out now
Wokey and a webeb wrap x
I wonder if Helper got an advance payment on his transition from ESA to UC.
>>82920152Gay people have to stick a plastic syringe type cleaning device up their own arseholes to wash their colons out so that the person bumming them doesn't get shit all over their dick. They have to do this every time they have sex.
>>82920155small and phimotic, lad. if i had a legit micropenis that's one thing, i'm sure they've seen it all.but what might get them chatting is when my wiry pubes get caught in my meaty foreskin. or my piss veers off at a 45-degree angle and misses the bedpan.that's the sort of thing that gets nurses talking.
>>82920218HHL has a micropenis
>>82920218Sorry to hear that lad, does sound like a bit of a shit show down there. Mine is quite skinny if that's any consolation? Also got a touch of the phimosis and often piss sideways, when I'm at home I only do sit down wees due to my unpredictable stream.
>>82920228you just thought about another man's penis. bender boy
>>82920152get the bog brush up the ol shitter for a squeaky clean anus
>>82920147Sorry to tell you this lad but if there is something fucked up/funny/shocking in a nurses daily life they WILL tell their friends/family/co workers etc
>>82920236>Mine is quite skinny if that's any consolation? Also got a touch of the phimosis and often piss sideways, when I'm at home I only do sit down wees due to my unpredictable stream.we are all at different places on the penis spectrum. it not like in those internet movies.
>>82920353been hearing "doctors could be robots by 2005/2015/2025/2035" my whole life.and as much as there are other privacy concerns with our data, it can't come soon enough.you'd think the tittle-tattle would wear off after being a student or in training, but it's middle-aged nurses too. i knew a former mental health nurse who would break out the anecdotes every chance she got. so long after you've left hospital, or even died, people are still going on about the mental shit you did. lovely.
care home king
think I saw emma watson walking down a street in Rome earlier
>>82920494sounds like you need to see a psychiatrist lad, we're in Great Britain.
me? watching 2000s reality TV slop.if these people didn't want television lying about them, they shouldn't have possibly-had affairs. simple as.
might make a cup of teamight not
>>82920588corrr that's a scary individual with some dark thoughts, that.and i'll admit i've thought>i could murder someone.as in it's mechanically possible, but i would NOT want to.
>>82920588dont leave house much do you
it only right to expose cheaters.life and God have blessed with you with a lover and yet you feel like you need two? should be punishable by prison time honestly.
I DON'T GIVE A STUFFTHAT'S THE PROBLEMI SEE A MOTHERFLIPPIN COPI DON'T DODGE THEM
going to send a letter to 4chan telling them how to fix this .gif and .mp4 thumbnail code. ImageMagick is quite LITERALLY magic so there's no excuse.miss the old days when you could post .gifs to intentionally get them scaled up. or hide images in the transparency. or those hidden .rar files corrrr the kids today won't understand just how special it was finding concatenated treasures
Sean has a better life than all of you combined
Dominos is 40 x
Sean is 40 x
>>82920887he acts like he lives the life of Riley but in reality he's so mind numbingly bored by having no purpose in this world that he can't keep of the drink for one week.
Just woke up ill af me x
>>82920993Get a wag and a wominos lad x
>>82920887>spend about 20 hours a day spamming 4chan>non-functional alcoholic and junkie>no hopes or prospects>no mates>can't even stay sober for one week after saying he was gonna do it for a month>virgin>this is a "good life"If you say so mate
>>82921024Sean actually has several mates and despite being a virgin has multiple non-white women thirsting over his BWC on Hinge
>>82921049Junkies that just use you and act like cunts, as he regularly whines about, aren't really mates.
>>82920993Hair of the dog kind of moment
some sulfuric acid up your pussy and ass would aet you right as rain de lid
Slept 4 hours, that's enough. Annoyed that big Tesco is shut now though. Have to go little Tesco instead
>>82921153Story of your life lol
HelperLad disappearing for a couple of hours then waking up ill af.HelperLad, that is NOT sleep. you are passing out.
>big Tesco = shut >little Tesco = only optionit a metaphor for us all.
Like watching videos of women with tight pussies sliding up and down big thick white cocks.
>>82921161Being passed out and sleeping is the same thing
>>82921166Watching porn with men in is gay.
>>82921183Nothing wrong with being gay, bucko
>>82921160Only on Sundays. I manage to get to big Tesco every other day of the week but desu I usually go Aldi, it's just quicker there's traffic lights and roadworks on the way to big Tesco>>82921161I'm not helpermong. I was sleeping after my night shift
For me it's watching Japanese lassies fuck men. Simple as. They're simply a more attractive class of people. Simple as.
Japanese lassies really have really nice arses on display I have to say. It's incredible.
On the jars now classic HHL style, someone has to do it
>>82921262Not a big fan of asians in general me desu
love wapanese women but hate the squeaky sounds they make
>>82921390It's all the fucking crying in asian porn that upsets my dinkle.Even the most consensual shit in jap porn sounds like fucking rape.
>>82921164>big Tesco>little tescoAre you saying after their show got cancelled, big cook little cook had to get regular jobs?
Going to the bossman shop for Irn Brew, anyone want anyfink?
>>82921435Cornetto x
>>82921435Could use a pizza honestly lad
>>82921401exactly lad. cannot get on board with that at all.
>>82921435I just went, thanks though. I got a can of cherry coke and salt and black pepper kettle crisps.
Me? I'm thinking about those beans.
>>82921175well he's not getting quality sleep in the REM sense.when i was an alky, i'd nod off at my desk with my head on my hands and wake up hours later. maybe drift and out.unconscious, and not in the least-comfortable position, but i wouldn't call it 'sleep'. and i don't think HHL is off for a sleep or a nice nap either ;__;
>>82921435Boneless banquet please mate, baked beans as the side plus a coke.
Me? Running arch linux
Me? Sean
Drinking lucozade in bed me. That Jack Daniels done me over last night. Slung some messages on that Facebook. Kinnell.
>>82921532Not him or helpermong but yeah you're right no rem sleep for me lad
Just cannot get over how hilarious it is that gooners/gooning is a thing and that more and more people are becoming aware of it. Genuinely the funniest fucking thing in the world to me.
>>82921610How could an app on your phone possibly determine when you're in different sleep modes and for how long? It's not got electrodes hooked up to your brain it's just a phone.
>>82921627Connected to my apple watch
>>82921524Bobs burgers reference is it? Based.
>>82921636Okay well that just kicks the can down the road. How could a watch possibly know what sleep mode your brain is in and for how long?
>>82921603Did you finish the bottle of JD?
>>82921644Sensors lad, same way to checks my heart rate and stuff
deadarse sunday threadingtons
One of the greatest regrets of my life is my ethnic sexual inexperience. Had sex with roundabouts 20 womens in my life, one was mexican which ticks off the Hispanic thing even if she was fat, and one claimed to be partially native American but was basically just a white chick with dreadlocks. All the others were just regular white. Never shagged an Asian or a black, although did get a blowie from a half black girl once. Now I'm married and I'm unlikely to ever have the chance. Sad but I guess the guarantee of regular sex is better than the slim possibility of exciting varied sex.
>>82921652Nah bollocks. Heart rate is understandable because your heart beat can be sensed physically in your vein in your wrist or whatever, but sleep modes? Nah, utter bs. Frankly I'm sceptical of there even being sleep modes to being with. Sounds like made up crap that neuroscientists (literally a fake discipline) come up with to justify their own funding.
Lucozade is literally designed for wangovers
>>82921669Nothing stopping you from having a cheeky little affair every now and then de lid.
>>82921671Idk mate ask chatgpt if it bothers you so much
>>82921680True enough but I don't think I could handle the guilt and anxiety from it. Actually very much in love with wifeberg, but I suppose we'll see how that goes over the next couple decades
>>82921650Aye necked the lot. Can't even remenber garn bed last night.
>>82921704Does she at least do anal, lad? Keep things interesting in bed and whatnot. Or is she a bit of a boring lay which has gotten your mind wandering?
>>82921678It was until (they) ruined it
Gonna be honest lads.Don't find Angela White appealing at all.
Collapse era vibes xJust glad I didn't go town https://youtu.be/ZkBudDWu3R0?si=6-ftgu6QqEjoYL6D
>>82921751Her tits are incredible but she is pretty mid apart from them
None of you are even half the man Sean is
>>82921751Why not? I find her hot af ngl.
>>82921794At least I can get and maintain and erection.
>>82921796Just a bit too far on the slag scale and a mid face.
>>82921678It's Scottish, lad. If it's not designed to get you drunk, it's designed to make you feel better so you can get drunk.A famous Prince Philip quote when he was talking to a driving instructor in Scotland "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?"
I am the leader of the English nation.
Little Tesco doesn't have a good selection of snacks
>>82921861You wear nappies, can't get a boner, get ripped off by drug addicts and haven't been allowed to cook your own meals for years. Hardly fit for a verse of By God We'll Have Our Home Again now are you mate?
yeah i'm also curious about the REM/app/watch thing.from >>82921610 i assumed it was just going by what's typical, maybe estimating based on weight or something? when a person with your details WOULD enter REM, for the sleep times you've given.but if you're saying it can monitor your heart rate or something, HOW. HOW DOES IT KNOW???
>>82921861You literally need people to look after you.
>>82921861Hasn't your family basically cut off contact with you outside of the times when they're legally obligated to pick your stumbling drunk arse up off the street and drop you back at your care home?
>>82921892There's rings that do it as well.https://ouraring.com/
>>82921723Have done anal but that was a long time ago, like over ten years probably. Definitely not boring, not got a wandering mind for very long, was just quite horny when I saw people talking about Japanese quims, but it's alright we just shagged it out and that'll put the thoughts at bay for a while.
>>82921935Oh aye best way to handle it just keep shagging x
>>82921928They should do it for cock rings, so once you pass out after banging you can also track how good the kip is after the shag.
>>82921892Like I said lad it's sensors. My watch does an ecg as well
ooh aye.some of the last money i have in the world.going out with a bang.
>>82921892The ring says it has sensors that it uses. More screenshots to follow. Maybe only 1. Probab;y only 1. >>82921949The whora ring.
>>82921967>choccy cake for aftersTop fucking lad.
Was on 49 minute video call last night with me mate from Manchester and don't have a fucking clue what was said. I was probably talking some right shite lmao. Ordering in tonight x
>>82921892And here is that screenshot.
>>82921987>Ordering in tonight xAs opposed to?
>>82921983>The whora ring.Made me chuckle more than it should.Might have to nick that, "I don't have an aura, just a whaura"
>>82921994NTA but, ordering his socks by colour alphabetically?
>>82921861what caused you to live in a care home? did you try to kill or rape your parents or some other crazy shit? I'm going need details de lid.
>>82921928>>82921953>>82921983>>82921992thanks lads. i was wondering if it was just using the mic to listen out for breathing or something. this makes more sense.that's pretty neat.
>>82921994ordering out (a hit on his so-called mate)
>>82922034he's a diagnosed autist with wealthy overbearing parents.the kind of middle-class family who think they're working-class (then send their son to a care home).he is unemployed, so he can get bennies. but he's not paying for it independently.
Me? Yeah making a massive roast and having a pint of ol' speckled hen. We are having Roast potatoes (of course)Roasted carrots and parsnips Red cabbageRunner beans (from the garden, nearly end of growing season)Leek and broccoli in cheese sauceStuffing ballsChicken kievs Yorkshire puds Garn eat until I can't actually move.
>>82921987Did you message indian lass on hinge?
>>82922204i used to cook like this with a loved one, once.
>>82922204Living the dream lad>Runner beans (from the garden, nearly end of growing season)Fuckin 'ate runner beans but I always eat the ones out my dad's garden as he grows so much shit and he's always chuffed about it.
>>82922212But then you used all the meat and had to find another victim to cook with them?
>>82922246I'm not the biggest fan but they're so easy to grow so always end up doing them anyway. Did some reasonably successful french beans this year so might scale them up next year.
Nearly time lads, all change please, all change>>82922324>>82922324>>82922324>>82922324
>>82922284I need to get some raised beds in and learn how to grow shit. Would be keen for some tatoes and onions.
>>82921848Prince Philip Was the best royal
