Arch linux-chan a cute edition!
nonce edish
>>82922338You're the fucking nonce mate, fuck off
Sunday night, why aren't you at work lads?
>>82922324She is cute but she's not the best distro
>>82922334Never really bothered with taters and onions myself, well did do onions once just because an onion in my cupboard had sprouted so stuck it in the ground. They're both quite large so take up a lot of space, and cheap from the shops so tend to do more luxury thing like beans, courgettes, tomatoes etc. Still quite casual with it but find those ones just tend to grow without much input. I've heard you can graft a tomato plant top onto a potato plant bottom and double up your fun, which sounds like it could be a fun project. I also want to graft a couple of apple tree branches onto my existing pear tree so I can get some diversity there, but I'm sure it's not as easy as the videos make it look.
Can't remember the last time I watched a game demo and was genuinely excited. I know I used to get excited when I was younger, all the games looked incredible, lots of fun, innovative, like a real experience to be had. These days all the demos look the same, boring, unimpressive, like more of a chore that costs 60 quid rather than a fun adventure.Everything lacks soul now, it not rite.
I wish I was Sean x
If you were an alien examining the UK government from the outside for the first time you'd be forgiven for reaching the conclusion that the entire point of it is to make sure that brown foreign rapists are never EVER deported and that they are never EVER denied benefits of various kinds.
>>82922359I am later desu
>>82922377I was mad about breath of the wild, took a long time before I actually got a switch and the game and then played it for ages. Was super excited for tears of the kingdom but then when I actually played it I just didn't care, too much going on, not exciting enough for me. Played it for about 10 hours and then never touched it again. Disappointing. Other than that I also haven't cared for anything in longer than I can remember. Possibly left 4 dead 2 or gears of war 3 was the last one I REALLY cared about. Not much of a gamer me tho
Worst edition in years. Kill all nonces.
>>82922377Sort of the same, lad. The gaming landscape is quite dire at the moment. Only thing I've been into lately is doing zero to hero runs in Tarkov.
On the brink of shitting myself lol
>>82922501Using linux does not mean you're a nonce. I genuinely don't get where this shit gimmick comes from.
>>82922515It comes from the fact that everyone who uses linux is a nonce.
>>82922501>Kill all nonces.Why? No nonce has ever, to my knowledge>called me an incel>told me to get a job>physically harmed in any way
Arch nonce
Not gonna lie seeing nonces everywhere and in everything comes off a bit... projecty, no?
>>82922377I mean I never have any hype for demos anymore as they are both usually shite looking OR a total lie from reality.I will never give a shit about the game until its out and people are talking about it being good/bad.Last games I've liked have been indieshit like Cloverpit, but that only keeps you busy for like a few days rather than occupying your life.Silksong is keeping me happy for now, still slogging through it.
>>82922515>>82922525its just winfags coping desu
>>82922447It's like the old saying goes:IF YON RAPIST BE BROWN, KEEP THEM IN TOWN!
>>82922566These linux tards are as insufferable as bicyclists. Enough!
>I'm too stupid to be able to follow a guide to install a linux distro>Anyone who isn't is a nonce Hmmmmm
>I'm using linux because I desperately crave the ability for the police to not be able to look at my hard drives but I would never ever ever ever ever ever EVER be a nonceHmmmmmmm
Quite funny how the only people who even talk about Windows are Linuxfags, who let it live in their head rentfree.
>>82922638No it goes more like this>thread going nicely>a few lads organically start talking about linux>minding their own business, not stirring shit with other lads>some cunt comes out of nowhere starts gimmick spamming, calling everyone using linux nonces>linux users try to ignore>the spam/nonceposting continues>linux users tell him to be quiet>OMG FUCKING LINUXNONCES ARE SPAMMING AND SHITTING UP THE THREAD FUCK OFF YOU NONCEMONGS!!!!Really it's all so tiresome.
>>82922324Hello, Quote-chan. I always knew you lurked here.
>>82922661Sorry lad, I'm not that person, don't even know who they are. I'm just archlad.
>>82922655>>linux users try to ignoreAll it took was one lad to go "nonce" and you fags couldn't help but start crying constantly so far already.Keep coping, nonce.
>I purposefully insulted you for no reason and you responded to meBlimey
>>linux users try to ignore>multiple responses>"corr it was just one response lad"This is just pathetic.
>>82922671Quote is the current owner of Basedajkparty. And is a britfag, as well as an arch user. So i just assumed
Was in church earlier today lads. I'm paraphrasing a bit, but the guy giving the preach actually used the argument:>Well see if it's not real then everything is meaningless and we're all just accidents and the universe is pointless!Errr, okay? That doesn't mean your thing is right lol, just means you'd be unhappy if it wasn't. The lack of self-awareness for how bad an argument this is really struck me.
>>82922695Why are you lumping all linux users in together? I can't control how other lads post. You GENUINELY need your head checked mate. Chill out.
>>82922706Isn't that just exposing why religion is a manmade construct? It's basically cope for the lack of purpose in life.
cor that was a spicy curry. way too much rice though. which meant there was not enough sauce for the naan!
>>82922712>linux users try to ignore>multiple instances of linux users immediately taking the bait and crying>"OMG ITS NOT ALL OF US"Phwoar mate you backpedal any further and you'll be falling off London bridge in a minute. At least then the world would be free of one more nonce I suppose.
>>82922725Nonce food for a nonce mong
>>82922737So you admit that all you're doing is baiting? Aka purposefully making low quality posts. Turns out that's against the rules lad.
>>82922725>bought myself a curry tonight>normally I always buy way too many microwave rice packets as I always go "I think I'm out of rice" then I'm wrong>didn't buy rice assuming I had 4 packets leftover as normal>no fucking rice>no substitutes to handHad to have my curry with sweetcorn just to add *something*
>>82922756Does the sweetcorn add to the nonciness in some way lad?
>>82922749>Aka purposefully making low quality posts. Turns out that's against the rules lad.Name a single time this has been enforced.Helper literally would be permabanned.
for me it's when LibreOffice held a mascot competition. everyone liked this thing (it's cool) and the author put in effort drawing it for all the different LibreOffice programs. everyone seemed happy with it. contender for winner.then they revealed the shortlist and...it wasn't there. while some absolute dross was. no explanation given.in hindsight, i think the artist is a furry (and has gone on to do some furry shit) but so what. it is about ethics in open source software mascot competitions.
nonciness
Linux users need a hard drive scan from the police ASAP.
>>82922796You first mate x
Head shape like a beanSexual preferences are kids
Any of you lads read Blindsight?Thought it was great, though Watts can sometimes struggle as a writer.
>>82922820Only nonces read books desu
Just ate 6 large sausage rolls. Fucking lush. Love being a fatty x
>>82922836Had a few slices of leftover wominos myself. Fucking lush cold out of the fridge.
You are a paedophile, you're a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the Crazy World of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer
some posters here have never been abroad
>>82922869Aye and I'm one of them.Don't see the point and travelling seems like a fucking pain.
Cheeseburger and chippy wippies from the local chippy. Proper hangover scran.
>>82922876NTA but I think it's overall beneficial. Yeah it's a pain, but it's also fun to see wildly different places. It's also important to go to actually well-run countries just to see how fucked ours is; until people see real first world countries they won't understand that ours isn't one of them any more.
>>82922890All this greasy scran is gonna put your nappy to the test, lad. Make sure you have spares to hand for backup.
i think i'm the most natally and spiritually working-class person on /britfeel/.some of you guys literally work. why, to own things? middle-class coded, tbqh.
>>82922893>but it's also fun to see wildly different placesDon't really see the appeal.>It's also important to go to actually well-run countries just to see how fucked ours is; until people see real first world countries they won't understand that ours isn't one of them any moreI couldn't give a shit mate. I'm doing fine.
What does NTA mean?
Peep Show, in my humble opinion, peaked at series 4 and progressively got worse. Season 9 is absolute shit
>>82922939Was very disappointed by the last season, not gonna lie
>>82922929nonces tout arch
>>82922929Means 'not that anon', basically a way to butt in to a conversation you're not a part of.
Phwaor nu breadington is it X
>>82922939yeah i agree. went downhill when they introduced Dobby. and she's fine at first, but she becomes insufferable, and it becomes The Dobby Show.>>82922949there were some funny scenes that felt like a return to form (the dinner party scene). but i'm glad it ended when it did. hopefully they leave it alone.
>>82922984gusic
>>82922984been at the 'nu' breadington for quite some time.i notice patterns. do you find you are forgetting people's names more often, lad?
Me? Used archetype but never linux
The lads don't talk about emo enough.
>>82923003what's Archetype lad?or do you mean the market?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjScftmBxTonot rite they did this ;__;
I don't talk about emo because I get called a tourist for liking a popular band
>>82923017That video was pure cringe
Mizkif exposed as a fucking retard manchild insecure loser.>Ehhrrrmm, ackshully guys Emi was abusive to me too - when I punched holes in the wall she's throw clothes and plushies at me.
HHL arriving in Eppinghttps://youtu.be/t6okk5z_0OA?si=d9-NvADjXdjWLEfP
>>82923022Which one lad?I call people a tourist but it's just for the bantz. Or because you called something emo when it's not.
>>82923035Cap'n Jazz lad
Cap'n Jazz is unquestionably true emo and i'm one of the lad who really likes the emo-inspired pop-punk band My Chemical Romance's second and third albums (third not so much)(their first album was true emo let's be real here, nobody is listening to 'Drowning Lessons' and not hearing true emo coming out of their speakers)
>>82923045I wouldn't call you a tourist for them if you posted it here. /mu/ will but course they would.They're a weird one for me where they're considered a popular classic but I just find them "alright" at best. Don't dislike them, but don't spin them very often.
worst cover i've ever heardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCa-YtBnPcg
>>82923071I found The Black Parade to be quite wank compared to Three Cheers. Put me off bothering listening to more.Just didn't have the hooks.
>>82923029didn't ask lidl
>>82923089>worst cover i've ever heardThen you need to listen to more mate.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayrA4f52B58>corr you know that beautifully melancholic song about the irish troubles and all that>one of the main appeals is the top female vocalist giving it her all and sounding proper fucked by it>lets do generic mid-tier growls over it>we also need a d-beat bridge, cheers
Cheesewurger haa been necked. Not bad. Might have a nap now still feel rough af.
Do I order a webab wrap HHL-style? Potentially.
>>82923091yeah, i mean 'Teenagers' is a good track, fine. but it's not an album i'd listen to as an album.every track on Three Cheers is a banger. BUT i like I Brought You My Bullets more as an album to listen to start to finish (still a bit scrappy, it comfy).
>>82923153negative lieutenant
>>82923161>BUT i like I Brought You My Bullets more as an album to listen to start to finish (still a bit scrappy, it comfy).I should probably give it a go sometime. It's kinda funny that I put off MCR for so long as they were for "doesn't know what emo is" posers and Three Cheers is now a top banger album for me lel. I don't mind scrappy, fuck me most "trve" emo is scrappy and rough and that's part of the charm.Just too busy listening to the trve shit recently obviously :^)
Me? I don't listen to emo because I'm not a 15 year old any more.
>>82923095what's this lad?thought it was one of those "$1 for 1 pixel" sites but there's a map underneath?did people have to travel around London to set the pixels?
What's the most middle-class TV show?My vote's Taskmaster.
>>82923187I have to keep listening to shit I liked at 15 as that's about the last time I was happy
>>82923203Damn, now I feel bad for that baitpost, sorry ladI'd be lying if I said I was any different
>>82923182>I don't mind scrappy, fuck me most "trve" emo is scrappy and rough and that's part of the charm.yeah i'm an 80s pop wanker but it's nice how many of these big pop bands had some early albums or EPs where they hadn't figured out THE SOUND yet.i know Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge is THE mainstream MCR emo-for-13-year-olds music but it BECAME that way, damn it. whereas yeah, Bullets is still a bit less produced. the emo elitists would be fine with MCR had they stopped there.
>>82923216It's fine lad, just bantz init. "Imagine listening to (your favourite genre) after turning 16" is cheap bait on /mu/ I'm long used to.>sorry ladDon't worry mate I'm used to it. Ha... ha.It's actually 17-18 where I last felt joy, but same point init
>>82923200The Archersthey don't even show what's happening on the screen? weird fucking toffs.
>>82923225Sometimes you just want a bit of "edgy teen catharsis". Even as an old apathetic fuck you occasionally just wanna re-engage with that "omg my crush rejected me >:'(" or "NOBODY GETS ME" mindset. Got plenty of shit I listen to for that.
>>82923230Oh aye x life is shit when you have to live it
>>82923189canne remember the name of the site but it's something like that yeah. kind of cool I guess
>>82923246>And it just sucks to be alive when you don't feel alive>It just sucks to be alive when you don't feel alive
>>82923200Only Connect. You have to be a right over-educated twat to understand that cryptic shit
>>82923200I think the working class will like Taskmaster as it makes smug rich twats look like proper fucking mongs sometimes.And I think Greg Davies is funny to any class.
What's the most working-class TV show?My vote's Shameless.
>>82923295Two Pints Of Lager
Cannae wait for season 187 of Strictly Come Talent Great British Pottery In Need. I heard this time it's all fat women in hijabs, wow!
>>82923306ill have one asell thanks mate
>>82922850Small bean regarder is definitely up there as one of the best one off lines from Chris Morris
>>82922876You think England is an interesting place to live? Or are you just a shut in that won't go anywhere or experience *anything* that life has to offer? Seems sad and pathetic, if I could I'd go to every country in the world out if sheer curiosity. Not having that seems like you're just waiting to die.
>>82923017Nta but I miss archetyp, much nicer and user friendlier than drughub. Many markets have come and gone, legitimately couldn't count or name all the markets I've used in the last ~15 years
for me it's Los Campesinos! they combine catchy indie melodies with emotional run-on sentences about, i dunno, cardigans and feeling sad.might just be nostalgic to me and my m8s but the wider fad was 'twee'.what ever happened to 'twee'?
Kinell something's up with my gut. Got a massive messy poo feeling out of nowhere. Will sit on the crapper and report back when the old bowelingtons have been cleared.
>>82923295Billy Bragg and Alexei Sayle Present: The Ken Loach Power Hour.
>>82923203Much the same lad, still listen to music from when I was 22 because that was my personal peak. Also nabbed this image for personal use.
speaking of twee, listening to beat happening right now. gert lush
Never mind lads, it was all just wind. Bit odd how it came out of nowhere though.
>>82923374yeah it lived up to its name. just did everything...really well. took it for granted compared to some of the olde ways.>>82923028yep. Europol seized their domain and put this video up as a warning/'''flex''' to the druggies. right down to 'ha ha, we stole your logo.'what a weird world we live in now.
Absolutely NEED to wank to some bnwo porn tonight, anyone care to join me?
>>82923452Just genuinely never understood raceplay in any facet. I don't give a shit what colour the people are, I just want them to be hot.
Big fan of Decemberists me, doesn't get a lot more twee than them. >let's pretend we're an olde timey soldier/sports star/Victorian murderer/lord that fell in love with a peasant and raped and killed her/a sailor that got eaten by a whale Corrr fucking love it. Been to many /mu/ core indie shows in my time actually, AJJ many times (preferred them as a two piece), mountain goats, neutral milk hotel, crywank played in my house. I get around, is what I'm saying.
>>82923467It's about the psychology behind it, love to feel inferior, submissive, dominated, denied etc. Adding the racial element onto it just adds to the humiliation as well.
Your resting heart rate lads?
>>82923482Checks out then given I think submission is fucking weird and a bonerkill.
wish i could write a song this beautiful with 2 basic chords and 2 simple riffs like they did. how'd they do ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0wDo3pQ7MQ
>>82923487Not great desu
>>82923487Couldn't tell you lad, I don't have a heart rate measuring cockring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rea-6g1v_JkVgh kino innit
>>82923494I think enjoyment of submission can come from two distinct factors:1) You are a genuine high-energy, confident, good looking alpha male. You can easily sleep with women and you can basically get them to do whatever you want. As such normal sex can become 'boring' so you seek out the opposite of what you know as it represents the most exciting thing available to you.2) You are genuinely insecure about yourself in some way, especially your sexual prowess (or lack thereof). You seek the submission side of things as a way to turn your insecurities into a positive and thus gain control over them, 'conquering' them in a sense.If you're a regular guy that doesn't fall into these two things then I think enjoying the sort of submissive milieu and associated sexual subcultures (femdom, humiliation, sissy, raceplay, cuckolding etc.) is highly unlikely to be appealing to you.
haven't seen crossy for a while
>>82923556blad has been too busy with other things to run this character
crossy would not post about trapped wind, it is NOT cute.(c*nstipation from codeine abuse? yeah that's okay.)
>>82923487Back in the day when I measured it I was around 60 iirc.But I've gotten older, fatter, and more alcohol dependent since then. Been a good 4 years since I ever did my 10km running. Now I'm at a solid 0km.
Windows gives me gas ngl. It's the stress of dealing with such an unintuitive system.
Rent free in every linuxnonce's head.
Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday x
Watching Shell (2025) and Elisabeth Moss is so fucking gross, she was pregnant in this film and is supposed to be a sexy actress in her prime, but she's obviously just a fat ugly woman in her 40s. It just doesn't make any sense why they would hire her for this role, or really why she's as successful as she is. Almost as rough as r welper feels.
being attacked by bowel demons with their binding spells.
now that the dust has settled, what are your actual thoughts on Ian Watkins?
Foodington digesting isn't it
>>82923690He raped babies. What do you think?
>>82923690It's rare for me to find out someone's a twat and have it like affect my memories, but Lostprophets was one of those core bands that shaped my music taste and growth. Last Train Home as a song has a weirdly long story for me as a kid, and now it's forever tainted by "oh yeah the vocalist fucked a baby, and shoved a baseball bat up his arse publicly".Couldn't give a shit when a band I like is full of murderers or sex pests normally, but that one hits me for some reason, both for being excessively fucked up and for being such a strong part of my music development.
>I use Linux This is a dog whistle to nonces
Wonder what I'll be doing tonight desu
wonder when i'll be pooing tonight desu
wonder when I'll wonder if I have a wank tonight desu
>>82923818i'm gonna have one now lad
>>82923802I actually poo quite religiously.Always around half 9
>>82923583Lol. I'm not crossy, never have been. Spoke to him a few days ago on discord he's fine.
Zoomer lasses with dead looking eyes are so fucking hot. I just want to stick my millennial cock inside them. :3
>>82923900I saw that article, silly bint getting her phone stolen.Didn't read it though as I went "FUCKING HELL LOOK AT HER FOREHEAD JESUS CHRIST" and then moved onto the footie scores or summat.Bournemouth are second fucking corr.
>tfw cannot poo religiously
>>82923907That kind of forehead is my type.
>>82923900cor i just want to have a go under her eyes with one of those roll-on pens.
>>82923947Big landing zone for a bit of spaff init
Tired desu lads. Should have tried to sleep for longer. Too late now. Be alright though just have a few coffees in the canteen. The machine has choccy milk as well, only had it once but it's nice, warm though, I'd rather have cold choccy milk
Zoomer lasses are prime breeding material. Old, fat roastie whores my age (35+) disgust me. Every fucking sane man deep down doesn't want to shag anything beyond 25. Most don't want to admit it.
>>82924007corrr imagine what she looked like in her prime (British law applies).
>>82924019They're for shagging only. British law does not allow their bodies to be posted.
>>82923975Going to sleep now would be a nice early start for Sunday. Maybe you could get up for a nice Sunday morning walk but you won't.
weird how in capital cities the guys on grindr are super faggy whereas in smaller cities or towns the guys look a lot more normal/average
>>82923900these types are ten a penny at fine art galleries
>>82924048nothing wrong with images in your imagination.i remember my 16-year-old gf's boobies bouncing up and down. it was sexy back then, and it's a sexy memory today.
>>82924080I'd stick out like a sore thumb if I went to an art gallery. Proper chavvy looking boy me.
it's toon posting timebeen loving this one recentlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dVZKosGgUo
holy shit superpowers are real now?
im thinking its night drive time soon boys
Turns out I'm getting 150 quid more a month after moving from ESA to Universal Credit.
nasty immigrant asmr bints in winchester.
twitter is 4chan now btw
CAN I STILL GET INTO HEAVEN IF I KILL MYSELF?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W141hdkPVMw
If I ever see her in my fucking patch, she'll be sorry.
when they finally block us from this place they throw us into the waiting arms of elon musk, it was his plan all along
There are too many bloody immigrants in my area and surrounding areas now. It's fucking wrong to keep accepting multiculturalism. Britain has lost its Great.
>>82924202> twitter is 4chan now btwwhat did you mean by this?
skramz on the menu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51llUv0Wat0
>>82924202what does that make 4chan?
a very patient Indian delivery driver delivered my food from the tandoori after struggling to find the front door. whereas on the way downstairs, a fellow-white neighbour girl judged me snootily with a sardonic "alright." as i passed her.it's making me question all my values wrt cultures and their relationship to race.
>>82924061I'm going to be up all night working lad. Won't get back home until about 11am
>>82924244YTMND?you can even add sound to your looping gifs, if you head over to >>>/wsg/
on the nightwalk playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SlilfKT4W8
a nightwalk/nightdrive CLASSIChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCvu1QQ2Slg
Private them videos bitch to piss me off. I fucking got them all. Nasty lass.
>>82924244a waiting room for all those who didnt move on yetalso"the meek will inherit the earth" thats quite a foreboding statement is it not?
come on u cunts lets have some aphex acid xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epuUd_qTfCw
Sorry lads my nightwalk material is too metal for the normies.
Why the fuck does she hate me this much? I just fucking showed her support. She is treating me like some fucking maniac. I don't even know what I can do to be a better person now.
been putting opening a letter off for a few days, and...thank fuck. phew. great. nearly maxed my overdraft, that backpayment will cover things until i can get my UC sorted.
>>82924385Maybe stop being a Turkish creep init>She is treating me like some fucking maniacWhat a mystery as to why!!!
WHAT SIDE ARE YOU ON MAN I THINK WE LOOK THE SAMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOLIHJKCu8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U9I7QrpSkki remember seeing this advert around 2007 or so when it first came out, this is what inspired me to start nightwalking back int' day
>>82924384post em ladfew lads here like metal
>>82924402Well for a start I am not Turkish. I am British.
>>82924422I'll be honest I was mostly thinking of these tracks, and the album in full.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUZgW7cENi0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8j9ZXlazlQUsed to live in a city a while ago and walking down the quiet orange lit streets at like 11pm put me in a proper melancholic mood. Just on the outskirts where due to the elevation you could see the city proper in the distance while walking down housing estates and alleys.First one in particular felt like it was written on a night walk. The seconds was just my general state of mind.>streetlights illuminate the gossamer dreams of this horrible city>taunting me, absorbing me>in an apathetic lassitudeI didn't really do nightwalks to chill or vibe, it was more cathartic and contemplative and introspective I guess.
oooooh yeeeehhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0wAykmn8jw
okay so my next month bank statement comes out on the 26-28, probably tomorrow or the day after.Monday and Tuesday, so we'll see if the postie brings me my letter. they expect me to get back to them within one month of their 3 Oct UC Journal entry, which i can no longer reply to, so it'd be *really nice* if they could post me this letter soon...?
>>82924466Luv me WrestMuch more of a Massive Conspiracy or Scar Sighted man myself thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfu5hlE-u_s
>>82924262Thought it was Saturday. No Sunday walk for you then wagie.
>>82924478Get one off your bank app mongboy
>>82924418I have a Golf and this makes me wanna get into /nightdriving/. Shame I'm horribly anxious and feel sick every time I drive somewhere new
>>82924501As long as you don't drive through a busy or badly laid out city it should be alright.I'm anxious when driving somewhere new too, but for a casual drive like that I usually just use google maps to make a circular route or a back-n-forth drive along a main road.
I'm amazed she enjoys beer so much. I thought she cared about having a healthy life.
point is, they will inevitably ask for a fresh new three months of bank statements. fine. but i should wait until after this October one before i make any questionable purchases. imagine if the final entry on a bennie lad's bank statements was>200 GBP sent to DRUGS4U
My area has a high court injunction in place banning car cruising. Not allowed to just drive about without a destination
>>82924514>she will never look at you like she looks at a bainbridge blonde
>Turk taking umbrage to drinking alcoholTale as old as time.
>>82924493yeah i can generate them at any time. but this matches how i did it previously. and it's going to be generated anyway, so i might as well. it's just all about timing. if that PIP goes in there, well it's obvious what that income is.
nother classic (not a nightwalk/nightdrive one though)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p03KeMM-_U
>>82924523So sad de lid. She'd rather save a crate of beer first than me.
>>82924538Always found that album to be overrated. It did a lot of new shit people have been copying for ages, but it set out to be as atonal as it could which it achieved and thus made it a fucking slog to listen to.I'm probably the only fag who prefers Colored Sands honestly.
Maybe SSM should try a low alcohol beer to get his alcoholism under control.
>>82924561I've never found a low or zero alcohol drink that tastes good enough to replace actual lager>t. 5 beers in tonight with work tomorrow
>>82924523His scottish daughter enjoys lager and gin.
>>82924568Your nose must be as red as a slapped arse.
Can't believe these random lasses are creeped out by an obsessively creepy stalker-tier Turk. What madness.
I want a normie life but I can't quit porn and self-loathing. When I start thinking about it, I know I'll just have nothing if I give it all up.
>>82924582You wouldn't know I'm a boozer unless I told you honestly. Only sign is constantly looking tired with proper black bags under the eyes. Nose ain't red.Well that and the gut but that could also be attributed to pizza addiction.
>>82924551it took me many listens to properly gel with obscura, i get where you're coming from thoughall their albums are tip top, colored sands is my 2nd favourite of theirs probably
>>82924595Obscura definitely grew on me. It's one of those albums I don't think is bad as it achieves EXACTLY what it intended to do perfectly, it just wasn't for me.Was more a fan of bands that took up the mantle like Deathspell Omega and did it well, as dissoshit also has a lot of actual shit. They're arguably my favourite metal band nowadays (excluding the newest piece of shit they released).I'm also someone who listened to Obscura for like 7 years before I realised the cover wasn't a pig lel
If you could be Sean for one day, what would you do?
>>82924622Kill myself to allow society to have the net gain that would bring
>>82924622End it all to be honest.
>>82924622sit in the communal garden with steve
I'll drink you like a pint of ale.
Martyrs Limited Edition 4K arriving tomorrow. My hype is real. Any fellow Martyrs fans?
>>82924668sorry mate I'm a musicfag not a filmfag
>>82924691Fair enough. Been listening to the new Testament myself. Bretty good.
>>82924703Corr actually? I just assume all "classic bands that are still going for some fucking reason" albums suck ass. Obituary and Autopsy did well but still "good for a classic band that are still going".Big fan of The Legacy me, so I'll acquire a "legitimate" download right now and see for meself.
>>82924723Yeah they've been doing some blackened thrash like stuff on their new album which I enjoy. Skeletonwitchy.
>>82924732Phwoar fine, I'll get that download on. Ta lad.I've been out of the loop on 2025 metal since /metal/ over on /mu/ started being fucking beyond shit.
>>82924622leave a series of messages around his assisted living home. general reminders, but also a complex web of riddles that will keep him entertained while he's at home, instead of him reaching for the wokkles/wokey every time.
If you could be Blad for one day, what would you do?
>>82924758When I used to buy the metal mags I was always clued up on new releases. The review sections were a goldmine for finding interesting stuff. Metal Hammer for a mix of mainstream and stuff like Zero Tolerance and Terrorizer for more extreme. Now I'm clueless mostly.
>>82924568this is decent IMO. just hard to justify 1 quid a bottle for what is essentially pop.
>>82924788Sell all his rare games so I can buy more DVDs and Blu-rays. Hehehe...
>>82924797I was proper up to date for many years thanks to that general and my own perusing. It took 15 years of me posting their daily to finally see it succumb to utter shite.Well that and all it really kept you up to date with was the latest numale albums (which I'm "lucky" enough to not hate) and the latest nazi albums.In the end my favourite 2025 album is some fucking atmospheric doom album I actually found by accident as it shared a name with something else iirc.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMlqD-Pzc-I
>>82924788tell my brother coronation street spoilers
>>82924788coax his brother into killing one of MY enemies.they'll never tie it back to me.
Thinking about pulling off all my skin
Might tug on me cock x
Blad's brother shagging grannies.
>>82924887way ahead of you lad, except im tugging it to twinks
>>82924823>>82924836>>82924857Laughed out loud at these. Thanks lads.
>>82924897All of his friends are my mums friends. He needs a friend that's his age and does stuff that normal 30 year olds do.
Restmaxxing in beddingtons with lucuzade and water. Think I'm coming down with something.
>>82924964You tried the cherry Lucozade? It fucking lush.
https://bills.parliament.uk/bills/3764hahaha>Renters' Rights Bill>Royal Assentget to fuck landlord you've had the past year to hit me with another section 21, and now i'm free.section 8? go on. try it.
>>82924906What you been up to Blad? How's the old depression been faring?
Hurrr durrrr I'm fucking retarded hurrr
debating whether to take a photo of the neighbours' tealights. they have some burnt-up ones outside their flat door, on their doorstep above the CARPET.it's very low-risk. but i'm worried i might need leverage in case THEY try any shit about ME.
Good spaffington to the e-gf just now X
I'm so fucking sad lads. Got them Sunday night lonely feels. Don't know what to do with life. No interest in anything. Nothing out there worth pursuing.
Mum made me change the bed but I can't be bothered to put the new sheets on. I may just sleep on the floor tonight.
>>82924393What the fuck do they mean "we owe you." Through some twisted logic they somehow owe you someone else's money?
>>82925365Absolutely grim feeling that fella
me? solving the Mystery of South Island.
>>82925492Just sleep on the bed without the sheet
>OMD: on>Brandy: poured>Pokerstars: openI'm thinking it's a ponce evening x
>>82925015Not too bad at the moment. It constantly goes up and down without any warning. I have to take it as it comes and it could last for a few days or a week or 2.
corrr Robotnik's dastardly badniks are no match for my clever strategy.('Fight' until dead.)
>>82925492put the sheet on, that's easy. but just have the duvet without the cover. that's the bastard part, even with the outside-out corners-first trick.me? i have a dedicated single duvet with no covers. idea was something to go on top of the airbed for guests. but every now and then i just use it as my duvet. it can go in the washing machine if necessary.
>>82925677because there is a period in which i was entitled money but they did not give me the money. so they owe me.all money ever sent from party A to party B is someone else's money. that's just how many works, lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VLovd9bS5UGood docukino this
>>82925789>>82925820What's that? Looks sick.Presumably fan game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxBZhHE-R7MThis album is communicating to me directly again.
>>82925855Money is owed to people for their labour. You are not "owed" a cut of their money for sitting on your arse. What labour have you done to be owed this money?
>>82925967throw yourself out of a window, m8. No one cares about your dated protestant work ethic bilge.
>>82925873Sonic Game Boy fan game demo. wasn't very good tbqh.https://gustavoortencio.itch.io/sonicsagamosiwas expecting more of a Mario RPG x Pokemon type thing, it's pretty bare-bones.need to play Survival Kids if it's the one i'm thinking of. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwZd6AHQQDgsome of these SAGE fan games look genuinely cool. even the ones that are just "i'm making my OWN Not-Sonic 3D platformer!"how far we've come since crappy Clickteam games.
>>82925967i'll keep this one in mind next time you try to get a refund, lad. don't "owe" you, do they?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlWqlY5uvOU'magine experiencing a birbstrike in this thangQuite the messyarse affair, wouldn't it be X
>>82926087I'm not the dwp lad you don't need to get so defensive, I'm sure you've a clever smart arse retort for everything anybody could say about your life who isn't completely pandering to you and coddling you (a grown man). But if you're not a complete psychopath you know what I'm saying is intuitively correct anyway. If you can't be arsed working, have the decency to be frank about it? This entitled drivel about being "owed" and all your mental gymnastics is more offensive to the people you're parasiting from than simply and honestly admitting you can't be arsed.
>>82926193i think it'd be funny if you had an anvil dropped on you like Wile E Coyote
>>82926214So edgy and 4chan for the winnage lad just what are you like
>>82926214cracking up at this lol
>>82926244Calm down soft lad. think he owned you a bit there
we all exceeding our overdraft in life x
>>82926275I admit defeat king, I can tell I'm dealing with a true zany 4chan anonymous nutter
Some little lad seething at the PIP chad receiving his reward is honestly really funny. Why not? Every Tom Dick and Harry are claiming PIP why cant he?. We obviously can afford it because the government is bending over backwards to get the boat mongs into the country.
going to go to sleepgood night Anonymous good night HelperLad good night Crosslad good night even to the seethers
>>82926281thats gonna fuck up your credit score laddy.
>>82926329Enjoy your PIP award mate. You deserve it.
Logan Bumgardner
>tfw you put your monstrous cock into a vampire hunters arsehole and tear her arm off while your buddy drills through her internal organs with his tentaclestale as old as time
what's the best talking heads album? thinking of getting in
So how are we going to get around the ban when it happens and still post?
>>82926505probably set up shop on 8.moe, desu.
>>82926523damni feel like a jew being moved into the warsaw ghetto
Salty minge
Fuck that cunt trying to ruin my life. Fuck pigs. Fuck lying, exaggerating cunts trying to take me down.
Time for bed and asmr. Wagies must be fast asleep.
>cancer mole on breastgrim
It's absolutely fine to be a content NEET. Think of your home as a safe separate bubble from the rest of the world, and just living inside your head not caring about what goes on in society. Whatever happens will happen out there and is inevitable; so just don't care about it. You don't have to do anything for anyone. That is true freedom.
Page 8 is it Shall be letting the breadington die me X
Page 10 is itShan't be letting the breadington die me X
>>82927428Shippy fought along side alcoholics, thugs and dossers for what he thought was right and I shall do the same.
"The croupier had reached his goal- he no longer heard the sound of the ball."Even in a room of clamouring drunks, rushing to get their bets on, you can hear that ball slow down. You get to know from the sound, without so much as glancing at the wheel, when the ball has slowed enough that it has three more revolutions left. Then it is time to wave your hand, announcing "no more bets", and seal the fate of your punters.
>>82927626Go to bed ebin
>>82927912Sorry lad, but I'm not ebin.
Getting ready for work now. Full of energy me atm.
I am a hikkiNEET and went to an 11pm screening of the Chainsaw Man movie to avoid people - was the only person there for the first 10 or so minutes (after Makima starts crying) until these two hooded youths walked in. They were clearly not ticket buyers or there for the movie and probably snuck in and were screen hopping; they sat next to me (despite every seat in the room being free) and started talking to each other and giggling like faggots. I left immediately, wasn't going to waste my first experience of a great movie on that.Last time I go outside for anything except medical appointments.
>>82927912That's not ebin, that's croupierposter. Whether he's a real croupier or just a LARPer remains to be seen.
Off to beddingtons X
>>82928311Phoned my boss yesterday said I wouldn't be in. Day 5 now of being sick. I do feel marginally better today though.
>>82928490What happenend to Ebin's youtube channel?
Seems cross lad dropped his discord at some point. Must have been when I was off on a mental elf break. Bugger, miss chatting with him. Hope he's doing alright, desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN2X5JwMdEECorrrr I remember one of my locals looking like this- no frills. Jukebox, pool table, whitewashed walls, brown painted wood furnishings, John Smiths or Kronenbourg on tap for 4 bong a pint. Now I'm adrift in a foreign land.
I constantly think about sex. Every woman I see I fantasise about sex with her.
>>82928787>I constantly think about sexA.D.I.D.A.S
has your life gotten better or worse over the last few years?
>>82928814Mixed. On the plus side, I own a house now. Amazing what having your own space does to the mind.But everything else is the same or worse. Still completely alone. Lost a relative I was very fond of. Really cannot lose weight due to shite willpower (not obese just wanna shift the beer gut).
>>82928814Both. Honestly, things things have gotten worse for me health wise, but at least I now know what ails me, and I'm moving forward with appointments, but also 100% moving backwards with muh health.Luckily, choons exist. Phew amarite.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqjzdysZmvk
>>82928830Experiencing similar mate. Turning 30 really did bring up the trash I had been putting into myself in my 20s.Not life ending yet by any stretch, but proper fucking annoying and does affect me most days. Gone from "nothing can fuck me up ever!" to "actually I'll just take it easy".
>>82928823how did you buy a house on one wage?
>>82928814A LOT better. Used to be suicidal every day.
>>82928847damn. well done you, how did you do it?
>>82928837Mentioned it before but the key thing was>got a decent job with regular raises, even if I started on about 20k it was an extra few grand each year, and it had bonuses>lived in a cheap houseshare for nigh-on 10 years (all bills included - that's the real saver)>lived like a hermit that entire time, turns out you can save a lot of money if you have no social life and no women to chase>lived within a medium walking distance to work so I never owned a car until I movedI could have got a house by the time I was 26 or so with a 10% deposit but it would have been pretty cheap and pretty shit, and I'd have been pushing my luck by emptying my account for the deposit. Instead I just kept saving so I could get a NICE house instead.Tl;dr I was always just good at saving money even without shit like "muh stocks". Just a shit ISA and budgeting.
Just woke up me. Don't think I have the flu as I feel fine. Must have just been that wangover. Think I'll get up soon and get sorted for this morning walk and trekkie brekkie.
>>82928853so the boomer legends were true. ive never earned more then 13.65 and hour so its a small flat for me
>>82928850I had a good look in my heart, and realised what I truly wanted, not to kill myself, but to kill others. Been on a 2 year killing spree, and let me tell you, wew lad, I've killed em all, babies? Killed em, old women? killed em. After that phase, I realised I wanted to become a chef, so I cooked em and ate them. Corr it tasted nice, now I prowl the land at night, looking for victims to eat. I have a lust for blood that has driven all thoughts and feelings from my soul. I live to kill, and I kill to live.
>>82928871based and sweeny todd pilled
>>82928847Sorry for using your post to make a crappy joke.I've battled with sui feels for a long time, and still get them, but I won't act on them. It's great you're no longer thinking that way daily.
>>82928850Ngl it was pure luck. Got promoted at work and managed to secure a wife and sprog
>>82928869My uni degree may have been a fucking nightmare, but the wages have been fully worth it.Even when I was taking home 1800 a month after tax, I regularly saved a third of it. Then as my wage went up more I could save a good 10 grand a year roughly. I basically had 100k sat around once I hit my early 30s and so that meant I could get either a low-ratio mortgage or go big on a deposit for somewhere nicer. Work bonuses just went straight into the ISA and they could be close to 5k a year if I was lucky and didn't have an emergency (like needing a car).
low key tempted to pretend i have a stomach bug and just go back home and straight to bed but bossman probably wont allow it
>>82928814better. found a gf who I love but have been doing long distance for those two years. planning on closing the gap by summer next year. I think once that happens and we have our own place I will be happy. still sharing a house with 4 other people and I'm about to turn 31. they're all mates but still, I need my own place. can't be arsed waiting to cook my dinner because someone is in the kitchen and I don't want to talk to them anymore.
>>82928814Probably better, I've really fucked around with drug addiction, just skirting the limits of total dependency before putting myself into withdrawal. I've done this more times than I can count. I think I've managed to stop doing this now, or at least I'm not dependent at the moment. Managed to get a proper cushy job but there's a chance it won't still exist in a year or two, so that kind of sucks. On that health grind and have been getting back in shape, but still drink more than I should. Get to have sex with the wifeberg once or twice a week which fulfills those needs quite nicely. House is slowly turning from complete shithole into nice, spent many thousands on new bathroom last year and kitchen is in dire need of renovation but will need to wait until I have money. Mostly good I'd say, still have mental elf sometimes but seems to be less frequent than a few years ago.
>>82928940>>82928947on one hand im happy for you on the other im now worried im the saddest lad in britfeel. shan't be elaborating
>>82928947Need my kitchen sorted too but just can't be fucked with the effort.
might have to put the heating on soon, oh the expense
>>82928991Surprisingly sunny here.I have my boiler on a timer, 8am and 7pm, and I had a mate over on Thursday at about 6pm who sat in my kitchen freezing their tits off begging for the heating while I was just sat in a medium thick fleece like "what its fine, shouldn't be in just a t-shirt eh".I have a thermostat but have no fucking idea how it works since moving in lel (and gas seems to have shot up so I'm not keen to learn)
>>82928958Saddest lad is definitely mongboy poster so unless you're him I wouldn't worry about it. Lad is so miserable one of his only sources of joy is making trying to make people feel bad about spelling mistakes. Unbelievably sad.
>>82929086>mongboy posterQRD?
mongboy poster?you mean shippy right?
>>82929086i am also interested in a QRD
JAV lad might be interested in the JAV thread going on outer r9k
I'm not the mongboy poster but I have the mongboy.jpg saved and use it occasionally.
>>82929090>>82929094>>82929099Just the guy that posts the picture of the downs syndrome lad every time someone makes a spelling mistake in their post. The image is titled mongboy.jpg Feels like anyone mocking actual down syndrome children has got to be pretty low on the mental totem themselves.
>>82929110>I have the mongboy.jpg saved and use it occasionally.So you are the mongboy poster, as you do post it.I don't have the image saved, could you mongboy post at yourself please.
Local aquarium has adult late night events where you can go in without any children and look at all the fishes and turtles and stuff, and they give you a glass of prosecco. Think I might take a low dose of magic mushrooms and go to that, corrr think of the wonder.
>>82929122i'ed love to live near an aquarium
>>82929122In reality you'll be kicked out on your arse after five minutes because they'll see you dithering around gawping at the fishies and gurning like a retard and know you're obviously on drugs.
>>82929130Lad I've been to a number of events on psychedelics and never been kicked out, if you're not an idiot it's very easy to control. Also you don't gurn on mushrooms you pleb. Also also the entire point is to gawp at the fishes.
>>82929086>Saddest lad is definitely mongboy posterRuthmong is by far the saddest even if the Turk doesn't realise it.
SSM On A Monday Pub Crawelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIqSPWE6Kq8
Why is it called welfare when it not going well at all and it's very unfair?
IF THE RAPIST IS BLACK WE CAN'T SEND 'EM BACK!
>>82929160i learnt the other day that the dole was charity the church gave out to travelers
He does have a point. For years the media and institutions and talking heads have been saying x/y/z is 'too white' and said that we need to increase the number of non-white people everywhere in everything and disenfranchise white people because it's inherently racist to have too many white people in one place or doing one thing at a time.Now Sarah Pochin makes a point about a very obvious thing and the entire media establishment loses their shit because you're not allowed to feel anything negative about non-whites.Fuck 'em. I agree with Pochin. The stuff we're subjected to in the media DOESN'T reflect reality or the country. Frankly I agree that seeing adverts full of blacks and asians makes me mad because I understand that they purposefully do it to show fewer white people. Fuck 'em. Let them seethe.Je suis Sarah Pochin.
>>82929236Corr lot of words just to say "identity politics is rife with double standards".
>>82929236I have no idea who or what you're talking about but it's not good for your heart to be this worked up all the time.
>>82929251Sarah Pochin said TV adverts don't reflect society and it drives her mad to see adverts full of black people and asians. Everyone in the establishment is pouncing on her, showing their obvious double standard since the same people have been saying that there are too many white people in everything for years, decades now.Fuck 'em. Gloves off. I don't give a shit any more, they just fucking hate white people and I'm fed up of pretending there's anything other than pure Shmittian friend-enemy politics going on here. I support Pochin.
>>82929273no one cares mate
>A 2019 Channel 4 study of 1,000 TV ads found that 37% featured black people, despite them comprising approximately 3% of the UK population at the time.>A follow-up study commissioned report (published October 2025) analyzed recent TV adverts and found black people appearing in more than 50% of them, despite them compromising approximately 4% of the UK population at the time.More than 50% KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK it's all a big joke at this point.
>>82929273Oh she's a reform MP, cool so you're in favour of the right wing grifters that will say reactionary garbage in order to get money and power for themselves with the end goal of keeping everything exactly the same. Not the smartest tool in the henhouse are you?
So I'm not some rabid ethnonationalist or whatever, honestly I'm pretty centrist by all accounts, but I will say that the comments she made about black people and middle easterners in adverts is a real thing. My question is why though? Why are the people making the adverts obsessed with putting black and middle eastern people in them? I honestly do not get why it's a thing. Is there any explanation for it at all?
>>82929111We mock HHL here constantly too though
i dont mean to brag but a recent reddit comment i made got 1000 upvotes
>>82929296Yeah but he brings it on himself. If there was an actual downs lad regularly posting on here and doxing himself when shitface drunk then he'd deserve it. I'm not saying the mentally challenged are all immune from criticism, I'm saying they should be criticised for their actions and not for their innate disability. Just basic who you are not what you are sort of egalitarianism stuff.
>>82929301I don't consider that a brag so don't worry about it.
>>82929307im quite the influential chap dont y'know
>>82929301corr nice one billy big bollocks
>>82929320smuggling bowling balls everywhere i go
SSM LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIqSPWE6Kq8
evens i go for a wonder around town odds i get on de beeeeers deee lads
>>82929335Train SIGNAL disruptions bros! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>82929337Looks like yer getting drunk pal. If dub odds, would you have got drunk and wandered round town?
>>82929352>would you have got drunk and wandered round town?no, imagine bumping into someone you know while rat arsed on a monday morning. embarrassing
>>82929362Luckily you didn't put that in your post, as you would have had to do it if the numbers came up, you know because digits innit. Live by the sword die by the sword.
>>82929377>77dub odds! get down top on them beers dee lad
kinda fancied misty from pokemon back in the day
>>82929383Nah I'm not drinking today, I have appointments to attend.
>>82929388Who do you fancy nowadays?
>>82929392ok only joking anyway
>>82929388Very much still do
>>82929398nobody ive total lost my libido
The government is going to start demanding therapists to tell unemployed clients to get a job! It allegedly improves mental health. Kek. Yes working in a windowless warehouse never seeing sunlight with a million Indians is going to cure my major depressive disorder. Cunts.
>>82929406Same de lid lad lod. I have a wank every 2 weeks or so. When I was a teenager I was cranking out 2-3 a day. Being on antidepressants for 15 years has probably shrunk by brain and my wollocks.
>>82929406>>82929420Alcoholics?
>>82929424No. Completely tee total.
>>82929410you do know there's jobs other than that right
How come so many dossers would vote for Reform despite Reform being anti bennies?
>>82929430Haven't worked in years mate, who is going to employ a hopeless autisic spacker like me.
>>82929433lt's the right thing to do
Just quit my voluntary job at the food bank.The last year we've been completely swamped by foreigners abusing the service. Big families of blacks and south asians who relentlessly appear every week without fail. All the staff swamped trying to fill these big 4-6 person food parcels and it only increases and increases. The management will not turn down these immigrants but is quick to impose a "3 parcels per year" policy on any native. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12766119/Anger-foodbank-charity-Trussel-Trust-accused-misleading-donors-emerges-cash-raised-spent-inclusivity-training.htmlCorr infinity Nu-Britons for the Yookay.
>>82929443Is claiming bennies fraudulently the right thing to do?
>diagnosed autism>over 1k disposable monthly (UC + PIP)>rent paid for free by UC (living in a solid area in the 2nd richest borough in London)>basically guaranteed to pass my review next year with letters from mental health team and GPFuck the rat race, fuck normies, I'm never working. Was saving up to fix my looks like a failed normie faggot but I'm just goign to buy a new PC, 4k monitor, some other electronics and yh no pussy no work
No racist ever called me an incel
Saved this photo a while ago. Thought I might share it with you lot. Hope you don't mind.
>>82929451Max Tempers spluttering with rage at this
>>82929449Don't knowI don't think bennies should exist at all desu
>>82929452I strongly suspect if you post on 4chan with any regularity, then you have regularly been called an incel by racists.
>>82929451How long have you been on bennies for if you don't mind me asking?
>>82929465PIP since I was 17 and UC since I was 20, 27 now
There's no black in the Union Jack
Voting Reform to Bin the Benefits Thieves and put the Great back in Britain. They need to get rid of the triple lock pension and turn this country from a spacker/retirement home into a proper country again.
>>82929475so if its just colour for races, where's all the red and blue lads wondering about?
>>82929475Me dad ordered white shoes for me holy communion. When they arrived they were black! He said SEND THE BUGGERS BACK!
>>82929469Incredibly grim. Stuff like that should never be allowed to happen.
>>82929403the adult version though right?
>>82929484There's plenty of red lads up North and blue lads in Scotland.
>>82929482>They need to get rid of the triple lock pension and turn this country from a spacker/retirement home into a proper country again.A mere glance at their voter base will tell you that there's absolutely zero chance they're doing this.
>>82929482If you think reform are going to bin the triple lock you're even more retarded than I thought.
>>82929420its was beer that did it for me>>82929424i prefer the term intoxication enthusiast
How come americans with autism are still forced to work while british autists get to NEET?
Just end the triple lock, tie it to wage growth and either roll NI to income tax or remove the exemption for pension income.Saves/raises billions if not tens of billions and has no need to mess about with means testing while still protecting the poorest pensioners more than richer ones.
>>82929505they grey vote wins elections though
Been thinking about my palantir shares a lot lately, an increase in 4,700 quid from a 1k increase is pretty bonkers and it does seem like that bubble might pop at some point. Have decided to sell the lot and watch it for a while, if it drops might put a grand or two back in but I'd be very upset if I just lost my gains and I'm not in a position where 5k isn't a lot of money to me. Probs just stick it in my vanguard ISA for the foreseeable.
>>82929501Disability is a lot harder to get in the USA you have to hire a lawyer kek. You fail several times before being granted it.
>>82929505It's only been around since 2011, I don't know why it's treated like some sacred cow
>>82929501A welfare state is a government that protects and promotes the economic and social well-being of its citizens through a variety of social programs and public responsibility. This is based on principles of equal opportunity, equitable wealth distribution, and a safety net for those who are unable to provide for themselves.
i wish i lived walking distance from a burger king
>>82929530Why? There's one where I live thats open all night for some reason and it's always empty
>>82929520The welfare state is a social engineering device to promote single motherhood, fecklessness and lack of planning/foresight. It destroys nations.
Imagine the look on bmongs face when the therapist tells him to get a job
>>82929520What little brain reform voters don't know is that welfare spending has been 10% of the country's GDP since 2015. Welfare spending wasn't an issue 10 years ago but it is now. Also the welfare budget is 55% spent on pensions.
>>82929501In the U.S. they prioritise EMOPLOYMENT and SELF-SIFFIENUNCY, even for people with disabilities.
>>82929542This will be me in the 2030s kek. Honestly I wouldn't mind a job as a litter picker walking the streets all day picking up stuff. Paid position of course.
>>82929534i like them but i dont want to spend the extra on delivery. empty bugers shops at night are top tier comfy, but only if they dont have music playing
>IM MORE THAN JUST A MASK BOY. MUCH, MUCH MORE.
thoes of us with jobs what do you do? pic related is me
im readin stephen kings IT. its really good
>>82929592Email boy and minute taker for the council
>>82929597Wait until you get to the end. Kek. You'll throw the book out of the window and shout out loud. What the fuck.
>>82929592Me? I run a paki shop. Not a paki though.
>>82929599>minute taker for the councilmental this is still a job, could the not just record the meetings and upload them somewhere?>>82929603do you sell those naughty magazines?
>>82929601i know it gets a bit noncey but im not too bothered
>>82929608>could the not just record the meetings and upload them somewhere?I had to hold an hour long meeting to show my team members how to connect to a meeting room screen.I do use AI to generate a transcript in case I miss anything, but I'm not telling my boss that.
Two weeks now since every Windows 10 PC on the planet exploded, how are we coping?
>>82929624>I had to hold an hour long meeting to show my team members how to connect to a meeting room screen.boomers? its boomers isnt it?
>>82929631im having to post via carrier Pidgeon
Would you spunk on your bro's bald spot if it meant hair would grow again there?
Spunking life onto Shippy's Norwood IV hairline
>>82929634Yeah but also some really thick lasses. Office workers in general are dog shit with computers.If you can paste a formula from google into excel then you're in the top 1% of users.
>>82929657the education system in this country does a terrible job of preparing people for work
Need a squash update ASAP. LADS!?
you're a bunch of fucking gay CUNTS
>Home Office squandered billions on asylum accommodationHow can accommodation add up to billions ?
Ruth's tuppence and bottom
>>82929714What would you do to them, lad?
pee girl's bladder and urethra
>>82929712i still think we should send them to the south sandwich islands
>>82929592software dev mate
>>82929725does it pay well? are you worried about AI?
>>82929732yeah pays plenty well to live by myself without having to check the bank account evernot really, AI is both questionable and if anything I can just use it to do the tedious shit if I need to. the last story i read about AI making a web application it turned out the AI was spitting out shite code and then they had to send it to indians who would fix it for pennies
>>82929738>indians who would fix it for penniesuh oh
>>82929718Lots and lots of sex.
Ruthmong ejaculates on the carpet in his boxroom and makes his mother clean it up.
>>82929712>Free clothing>Free travel cards>Free bicycles>Free prepaid mobile phones>Pocket money>Free toiletries>Free three meals a day>Free snacks>Free accommodation>Freedom to come and go as they pleasWhy is this allowed?
>A suspect has been arrested after a string of incidents in which a man caused alarm by deliberately sitting next to lone female passengers on the Tube. It's not a crime to film lone women and sit next to them.https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/suspect-arrested-man-scaring-lone-women-on-tube-b1254972.html
>>82929744if they wanna replace me with indians, then best of luck to em. hopefully i can survive another 30 years til retirement or something before the wave of SAAR washes over me
>>82929763southsandwichislandnuff said
>>82929767Last time you've been on the tube?
>>82929753No it goes straight into a sock.
>>829297802009. A woman gave me evils constantly like I wasn't supposed to be there. Wouldn't dare fucking do that to me now with cameras in our pockets.
>>82929779what you on about. Britain is already an island
>>82929788Is it also called "tube" in Istanbul?
>Seems it's time to update the laws we have about being able to film in public. >NOT to stop people from filming in public, but to make it a criminal act to do THIS kind of filming. >Some actual serious punishment for the shitmunchers that do this stuff and I expect it will lessen somewhat over time.Redditors think this will happen.
>>82929153it's just seethe lad looking for something to seethe at. what you're proposing sounds like a womfy arse time, I must admit.>>82929294that's a question our resident poster BN should be able to answer since he's in the biz
>>82929798go back there cunt
CORRRR! IT LUSH AND I MEAN LUSH! Three long awaited 4Ks for me de lids. Gonna save Martyrs for Halloween night me thinks.
>>82929797Never been to Turkey lad. Lot of Muslims there apparently.
When did you realise that women see you as a man with zero value?
>>82929821They won't give me sex ever. It's no fucking wonder I turn to hating them and making them fear men.
We pay for hotels who commits crimes against us, yet we do not pay for hotels for the homeless. Nice. United Cuckdom.
>>82929809Noice. Can I suggest, you go bonkers on halloween and watch sound of music?
>>82929835I'd rather have our resident snow bunnies womfy in a hotel with Ngubu than some smelly homeless lad.
>>82929796yeah but south georga and the south sandwich islands are uninhabited so we can put the migrant there with no danger of them committing crime or getting illegal jobs. no job mean no money so the smuggler doesnt get his money so the human trafficking stops. simples
>>82929843Could do that, but thinking of watching that tonight. Never upgraded my DVD so can't wait to see the 4K restoration. Just need Oklahoma on 4K now... maybe some day.
>>82929848>Just need Oklahoma on 4K now... maybe some day.Christmas is coming up lad, pop it on yer list.
Officially quit my diet what slop should I buy >>82929821They actually like me but my dick doesnt work so I just neet rip
Turkish girls must love all the kebab shops here.
>>82929851It doesn't exist, lid. I mean I hope someday they'll release it in 4K. They've remastered it for the American blu-ray so it's possible. Maybe Santa will put in a word for me at Disney.
Ruthmong shut the fuck up you turkish mong you shat up this thread for over 3 years now. Just fuck off.
I've never pissed in a pussy
>>82929852Maybe you could pop down to your nearest Turkish kebab shop and treat yourself. British people love that horsemeat slop.
>>82929809Are you the same guy always collecting movies why man you can torrent all of these
>>82929853I'd eat her kebab if you know what I mean.
>>82929858>It doesn't exist, lid.That's annoying.
>>82929869he collects them but doesn't watch them. instead he spends most of his time wanking to his AI girlfriend.
>>82929869He's disabled lad x
>>82929867Actually would like a cute lassie to peepee on me
>>82929870It's a very meaty one I reckon. It'll probably be a mouthful.
New thread soon, exctiign times
in the next thread can we have no gross sex talk? thanks
>>82929884Nought wrong with that I reckon. I'd slurp those love juices all day.
>collect thousands of dvds>might die tomorrowWhat's the point?
>>82929887Shall be talking lots about my sexual experiences just to annoy you lol
>>82929899why would you be so pointlessly mean?
M&S terminated their Indian IT contract. No wonder everything has gone to shit when you've got Indians managing security and personal data these days.
>>82929897Be some bargains in his local charity shop if thay happens desu
>>82929899Oh please regale us with tales of how many cocks you've sucked, oh wise willy lover anon.
Why are you fags obsess with women? I'm watching some pokemon vids now and tomorrow I'll play the new ninja gaiden and eat pizza. Why the fuck would I need some annoying roastie to disrupt my life.
The Sex Pistols were untalented sacks of shite.
>>82929914preach the truth based lad
>>82929910How long before the hack did they start using indian IT support?
Gaped Japanese arsehole prolapsing when I remove my cock.
>>82929919At least they weren't nonces like The Who.
Bumhole like a pound of chewed bubble gum after that bumsesh corrr.
>>82929926It takes years before the eventual shit hits the fan moment. Then they just pick another Indian contract.
>>82929936>>82929936>>82929936>>82929936you've been deported lads
>>82929869he's indian please show some respect
The Beatles. The Kinks. The Stones. Black Sabbath. Led Zeppelin. The Clash. Pink Floyd. David Bowie. T Rex. The Police. The Cure. The Smiths. Iron Maiden. Oasis. Blur. Suede. Pulp. The Verve. Arctic Monekys. Kasabian. Muse. Then nothing. Every British lad wanted to be in a rock and roll band once upon a time then in 2010 everything just went to shite. Good Rock music used to be part of English identity. What happened?
>>82929949> Every British lad wanted to be in a rock and roll band once upon a time then in 2010 everything just went to shite. I think the unironic death of rock and roll as the medium for teenage/young male expression of anger/horniness and other emotions is literally the cause of so fucking many problems.
morning friends. no post today but it seems the postie came a bit earlier, possibly due to clock shenanigans. shall be making a note of this.>>82928871lol best post ITT>>82929294seethers seething but honestly i think it's just some marketing types going "hmm we need to be DIVERSE, don't we? but we only have THREE characters in our advert/poster/whatever..." (and you just KNOW they call the advert a 'short film')so they cast a wide spread of actors or models and something-something 'reach'. i really, really would not take that as a serious indicator of anything. adverts are something you should ignore.CHILDREN'S BOOKS, on the other hand...>>82929570A TRUE HEA TRUE HERO SEEKS NEITHER FAME NOR FORTUNEONLY THE COURAGE THAT HE NEEDSIN WHICH TO FIGHT
Music and music based subcultures is a budding point for political and social movements especially with the youth. From 2010 onwards popular music has been either very girly, very gay, or very black or all three.Do we need to resurrect white English rock or do we need to create a white ethnonationalist English drill rap. Nazi Roadmen and such?
>>82929949I think it was a bit later than 2010 but not by much desu. It's been dire for years that's a fact.Do love me the verve and Richard Ashcroft. His songs always spoke to me.
