south georgia and the south sandwich island edition
Pulling my monstrous cock out of the big arsed Japanese lassie only to realise her rectum is still wrapped around my length.
Hoping and praying that Mark has a good time at the pub today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeMvMNpvB5M
I like being a fat useless neet
I always forget most of you are probably big fat bastards. skinny athletic twink me.
>lass walks past my window>in some like sweatpants or whatever>has a specific pad on her arse to show it off, like a monkey's arseWhat the fuck
Her middle class rich dad literally uses a politician to get himself paying as minimal tax as possible. Very questionable if you ask me having a politians on the list of directors. I'm just glad Labour are well and truly fucked next election.
missed the 500 post cut-off, did i not.>>82929949all the band lads i knew now have 'normal' jobs. usually successful ones, doing well for themselves.not knocking their lives now, but 'i am an artist and this is my life calling' was untrue in the end.
>>82929974Me? I have a big front garden so slags don't walk right by my window all the time.
wish i had an anti-slag garden outside my flat desu
Me? I sit naked in my living room with the blinds open and goon all day. Fuck all they can do about it. My property, innit? The lassies love me cock anyway.
>>82929954I'm a skinny longterm neet me but I don't eat every hour like fatties.
I did actually once shag a rare PAAG back in the day, it was fucking glorious not gonna lie lads
>>82929967All that means is I'd fuck you hard mate. Or the other way around, I'm not fussy.
I usually just sprinkle salt about the garden. Sorts the slags right out.
>>82929996What type of Asian, lad? This is very important. If they weren't Japanese, Thai, Vietnamese or Korean... then shieeeeet. Filipino may be okay too... but NOT Chinese.
>>82929986Got a small drive in front of mine but I'm upstairs so I can survey the road.
>>82929999great numbers right here
>>82930000i want to see who got it
>>82930004Japanese lad, was back in uni and we were both students.
Next time someone sees DJE aka Curtis they should ask him why he needs to show his devices on request by police. Wrongun frauditor should not be respected by legit auditors.
>>82930023Corrrr! I'm jelly de lid. Did she squeak like a mouse?
>>82930005I imagined you had a place like the gooner muslim that spunked outside a woman's window from the public footpath.
>>82930026No kek, that JAV squeaking always weirds me out, but I suppose it's because Japanese guys like it or something? It was more breathy with her like AHHH OOOOHHHHH AAAAHHHH!
in my granddad's day, 'slag' meant something different.it meant work. it meant graft.
>>82930017I was just in that thread. >>82930036That's a slag pile.
*sips*its a slag HEAP
All I was searching for, was me.
is youtube starting another war on adblockers? seems to me shitting itsself more than normal on firefox today for me
>>82930055i have prime. i hate ads but i wanted to support creators
>>82930048Ah yeah, so it is. I always say pile, because I quirkchungus in my head and think hurrhurr a pile of slags.>>82930055Videos taking ages to load?
>>82930073pages taking ages to load, once its up and running it seems ok, just a pain in the arse waiting for everything to get going
>>82930029Nah lad 3 bed detached phwoar living large
>>82930055It does it from time to time mate. They war for a couple days, then give up.For me it does semi-regularly try to load an ad, gets blocked, and I think they've added an arbitrary time to actually load the video after that happens to try and make you get frustrated.Just need this blocker to work on fucking twitch consistently and I'd be set.
Girls arses
So DJE Media is a gym creep with convictions for voyerism and indecent photographs. Why do other auditors like him still? They stopped liking the cripple one once his past crimes were revealed. Even AB has been engaging with him.>She was 17 years old when you took photographs of her>She described being took to a private training area of the gymhttps://youtu.be/MT0lVcHAX1U
Will I remove my adblock?>>82930075They always try something. Had messages saying waa waa please remove adblock. Nah fuck em, I operate like a business, bottom line profit loss bollocks. Not paying to not watch adverts, when I don't watch adverts now, and it costs me nothing.
>>82929936We should ship parasites like SSM and HHL to these places
>>82930104south spakka island
>>82930055Why not just get premium? Its dirt cheap.
Frauditors always turn out to be sickos when their private life gets looked into.
>>82930110yea nice try youtube CEO, get out of britfeel
>>82930116And they try changing their name like it never happened. Next time people see him filming they should be challenging him on his vile convictions against young girls.
>tfw no vile convictions gf
Do you like Great Britain in 2025?
>>82930162there are none so vile
I bet DJE was popping a boner filming a minor in a thong.
This one is an auditor in Lancashire. Absolutely sickening a man can do that to his own child. Goes round filming mosques too.https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/14370114.jailed-blackburn-dad-left-five-month-old-son-broken-legs-fractured-rib/
>>82930167Can't say I much do de lid x
>>82930055still using the code lollers posted for adblock and it still works
>>82930055yeah, even started popping up with an 'experiencing interruptions?' thing a couple of months ago, explaining that adblockers can cause problems (problems they've introduced).>>82930087>It does it from time to time mate. They war for a couple days, then give up.tbf they're getting good at it. like Twitch embedding the ads in the actual video stream, or whatever it was.whatever trickery they're doing even breaks yt-dlp and those lads push out updates every few days (bless 'em).but time was youtube-dl would just werk. yt-dlp keeps finding these workarounds. you CANNOT download age-gated videos now without an account and passing your cookies to it. and it WILL keep falling back on the 251p video, for some reason. YouTube are proactively blocking it.see also: shit on Facebook/Instagram popping up when you scroll. open Firefox's web inspector tools and delete the <div>, it creates 3-4 more. they's trollin.
Beating up HHL
Got a wank and nap booked in for 2pm
>>82930167what makes that clinic so special that they worship it?
Fuck sake why is my gut so bubbly and gassy today? It's groaning and gurgling like a swamp.
>>82930359You might have IBS
>>82930359minutes within addressing this as a problem yesterday, the problem disappeared.maybe it will again? maybe that's how we solve problems.me? i've ran out of bread. it's the worst thing. if only there just-so-happened to be a lovely loaf of wholemeal in the cupboard.....
Corrrrr! Haven't done too bad on that Indicator Sale. Would have liked to grab some of the Bogart standard editions too, but already got loads in the Arrow sale, so having to restrain myself a little.
>>82930369I definitely don't, most days I'm perfectly fine, just today it's going wild. Something I ate I assume, but can't imagine what, just had normal food past few days.>>82930374Yesterday? I didn't post anything about my gut yesterday lad, only started today. Maybe it will go away, or maybe I'll sit on the toilet in a bit and the world will fall out me arse eh?
Wes Streeting is a fudge packer. No wonder the NHS is so fucked when it is run by a sodomite.
>>82930376I can watch all of these on my laptop from one google search
i managed to get 3 quid back into my bank account, so i'm no longer 2 quid over my overdraft limit. scary text message this morning about how i NEEDED to acquire funds by 3:30pm today (or else). phew.getting my rightfully-entitled Personal Independence Payment tomorrow. a whole day without access to money. a lightbulb's just gone, would like a new bulb.
>>82930386>Yesterday? I didn't post anything about my gut yesterday lad, only started today.corrr we have two Blad-esque posters. cba to find the post but some poster had trapped wind or similar, then it cleared up.will the real B please stand up!
The government is run by gay race communists
>>82930427every physical media chad is well aware they could torrent the same digital information (even an outright BDRemux) and yet they CHOOSE to life the DVDlife.it's like a monk remaining celibate. not NOT having access to sex, they are making an active commitment to do what's right.
RA RA RASPUTIN RUSSIAS GREATEST LOVER MACHINE think I might have a Rasputin wank in his honour, find some fit russkis to whack it to
>>82930448Kek. Don't think I've posted that I've had trapped wind or the shits recently. That's not me who has a upset stomach
Want to know the secret to cooking good food? It's very:>salt>butter>olive oil>garlic>lemon juice (or some other kind of acid)>crispy fried onionsMakes everything a million times better. Can't tell you how many times I've seen people cooking at home and they just don't add salt at all, or they try and make a sauce without butter, or they fry something in dirt cheap oil. The stuff on the list above really does just make everything taste better. Use it, don't be afraid.
>>82930430What's your overdraft limit?
>>82930470For me it's Isabella Clark, but I think she's retired now :(
>physical media chad
>>82930464when you put it that way... hard drive space is annoying too
Spends all his money on DVDs. Runs through his overdraft. Shits himself when he has no money in his account to pay bills. Doesn't for one second consider the possibility of stopping buying DVDs.
>>82930521Don't even have an overdraft, lid. I spend within my limits. Take advantage of sales and bargains.
>>82930473is crossy taking a break or has found something better to do?
>>82930513gamer lids go on about games taking up hundreds of gigabytes (fucking WOT) and it sounds like hell. but part of me misses the organising/rationing before we had disk space in the realm of terabytes.you've got "1,000 songs in your pocket" on one of them newfangled iPods, what are you picking?
Regularly shit my pants me. Not proud of it, but it literally comes out of nowhere sometimes. Must probably average about twice a month I reckon, just doing my own thing lah de dah then BOOM *SPSPPLPLPLRLPTRHTRHTHRHTR*. Horrid business. Lots of me boxers have big stains that aren't coming out at this point.
>>82930474My wife doesn't use anywhere near as much salt as she ought to because she bought into the unhealthy meme, so now I have to sneak in and add it to the dishes while she's occupied.
>>82930521You're getting dvdlad mixed up with ketlad lad. But he doesn't limit himself to ket, got the whole world of dnms available to him.
>>82930539good self-control, that. i'm in the market for a lightbulb atm. i never learn which ones to get (all these ones have lasted actual years, but the branding on them has faded so i don't even know what brightness/wattage they are).>>829304762,250 pounds. was at -2,252 pounds. tried to reserve 20-30 quid for food but then my internet bill came out, fug.
>>82930580If you're a coomer you have to do that rationing. Coomers will somehow fill up terabytes of storage within months.
>>82930481>Isabella ClarkCoooorrrrr, good taste lad, she's got a world-class rectum for sure x
>>82930580Regular 4K Blu-ray remux can be like 100gb, that's like 10 films per TB. Granted, hard drives are getting cheaper but also getting more counterfeits as well. SSDs would be ideal but a lot more expensive.
>>82930621I could fill up multiple terabytes inside of a week lad. Have you heard of megapacks? Bunkr? Simpcity?
>>82930615Make sure you get a warm lightbulb de lid. Cold ones make your room look too clinical.
My phone has 500gb storage which is where I store all my JAV. Only really save ones permanently if I really like them.
>>82930605me, grateful for the weird sensitivity to salt that i have.i know salt is lush but so many cooks/recipes go "the goal isn't to make it taste salty, it's to bring out those flavours!" or some wank. fuck you, salt tastes salty.
Whose idea was it to put all radiators directly under windows? It guarantees that half the heat just goes straight out the room through the thin glass. Fucking mongs.
>>82930650Salt literally does enhance flavour, lad, that's not a point of debate. The ions in salt reduce the action potential needed to activate taste receptors. Salt enhances flavour.
>>82930649Good shout lad. Any titjob JAVs you'd recommend?
>>82930639oh aye, went through a 'cool white' phase once upon a time. thought it was cool (heh) somehow.then one day my flatmate goes 'your room looks like a hospital' and i could not unsee it.
>>82930660picrel is all the salt i need. no need to start grinding out the salt when it's already in there.
>>82930665Not really any Paizuri specific stuff. Been watching a lot of Aika recently. Quite the arseberg on her. Enjoying WANZ-535.
>>82930549He's doing just fine. Not sure what he's up to at the moment. Its up to him to disclose what's going on in his own time to be honest.
>>82930770You and him having secret discussions? Corrrr... a bit jelly. Not the same without our wee Scottish lad aboot.
Got some very severe malaise going on right now lids. Was absolutely fine all weekend but now I actually need to do so some work I am fucking so averse to it. Just want to have a nap tbqh.
>>82930656Aww boo, can the little lad not afford to blast the heating high enough and long enough to get over the heat loss from the windows? Aww, diddums, not a problem for me though my liiiiiid, thank you mr government for keeping me nice and toastie all through autumn and winter x
Corrr, and I mean coooorrrrrrrr, what a worldview this man has.
Only working ten days in all of December so get in there x
I'm trying to lose weight but the cute junior colleague keeps bringing her homemade pastries, cakes, and sweets to the office. She is merciless. Clotted cream fudge today. Send help.
Imagine looking like that in your early 20s. Acne, chubby and bad teeth. Clearly a spoilt little brat I reckon growing up. Never told "no". Probably had to be rewarded for brushing her teeth, too scared of the dentist to get braces. She must eat a lot of greasy fast food like so many of these zoomer gremlins. Of course gremlins like that only show themselves eating avocado toast on camera (to feel classy...you know how when you look at someone with some expensive trainers but they think people actually care...no they don't...they still think you are trash).Reckon she isn't that intelligent either. Same with R and her useless degree. At least her tax-avoiding dad is richer, though...so nepotism will make her better off than someone like that. We all know university is just adult daycare for young women these days. Very hard to fail with AI doing most of the work for them. Bints like this will never do any hard work. Only fun "work" for them. It's no wonder most lads don't give a shit anymore and won't work shitty jobs. Why should they when women have all the fun?Women are taking all the fun careers and not because they are better. Diversity favours women and minorities. HR favours women. Male managers favour young women because they can be manipulated and won't complain. Men should be sent to die fighting for their country...barely ever women. These women are so materialistic too and yet who makes all their cheap plastic crap? Men, ugly women and poor child slaves in China. They are feeding evil with their materialism, cosmetics and fast fashion. They just turn a blind eye to it. They would hate to be in that position. Go unwrap more plastic shit for landfill, women. Keep destroying the planet. Men bad.
>>82930829Fuck her silly, lid. She's gagging for a chocolate eclair (anal creampie).
>>82930846>She's gagging for a chocolate eclair (anal creampie).Unfathomably based, I see another man of culture (fan of anal sex) is in britfeel with me.
Always have to have the most expensive brands like Apple. Women actually think it's a red flag when men don't own iPhones. Even Apple makes it obvious when messaging with chat bubble colours. It signals to women that men are poor and not worthy.These women literally just go on youtube and onlyfans for sad simps to give them money too. They get to live life on easy difficulty unless they're fucking deformed.
I'll be back when Mark starts wearing his Christmas Liverpool jumper again
>>82930869Does the woman in that picture do anal?
If you enjoy anal you're a faggot. If you're obsessed with anal you're a porn addicted faggot.
It's time women stepped up and started to do real work. Young men are just going to sit at home all day defying their parents wishes to gain employment. They'll be playing video games all day because you can't win as a man when it comes to getting a comfy career.Eventually women will have to build homes, do plumbing, maintain roads and dare I say it...do some actual work that benefits society. Not social media marketing wfh jobs on their macbooks. It's fucking wrong women get paid more than men for doing easy "work".
>>82930876Of course she does. They're all sluts for Chads. Even the innocent looking women are. By the age of 16 they've already sucked dozens of dicks of varying skin tones...especially the low iq ones.
And you know what pissed me off? Overhearing the cousin's boyfriend say "I don't mind spending it all [his wages] on her...I love her." Imagine just working hard to spend it all on a foid who just decides to break up and come back to you whenever she pleases. How fucking desperate can you be? All that for pussy. Men wouldn't give women the time of day if they didn't give them sex. Sad fucking world we live in.
>>82930940Imagine if he was spending all that money on her and she didn't even do anal with him. That's the kind of stuff that really keeps me up at night.
i'm not racist but i AM against the skilled-vs-unskilled bigotry. last thing i need is people judging me as an inferior unskilled, just because of the paleness of my skin ;__;
>>82930963I expect she holds back sex from him altogether if he isn't spending all his wages on her one week. I doubt they even do anal. He's just happy to get a drop of pussy after a long week of hard work.
Literally nothing wrong with fucking a lass up the arse. Lube it up and you're good to go. Condom if she hasn't had an enema. Unless you're into scat... some of you lads probably are.
>>82931006A very mature perspective. Don't understand why anal sex between two consenting adults is seen as some abhorrent act by so many people. It's sweet, it's intimate, nothing wrong with it.
>>82931006Sometimes it's the only way when older women are like fucking bags of warm water in the other hole.
When it comes to anal I agree with Shippy
Might putting the heating on now. It comfy being a NEET on disability for mental health.
Anal used to be really off-putting to me, especially in porn, but as soon as I turned 30 something flicked in my brain and I suddenly love it, even when there's a bit of rosebud involved.
>>82931079your prostate increased in size is why
>>82931088What's that mean? Gonna need an explanation on that one pal.
>>82931079love a scene where an initially tight arsehole ends up with a bit of gape
>>82931118Corrrr! Love JAV anal scenes. You get a good view of it when it's not being penetrated then sometimes when the cock pulls out you get an uncensored gape and a nice view.
Nothing like a fat, jiggly, oiled-up butt getting a good reaming.
>>82931161This but male
Didn't know Britfeel has so many arsehole admirers.
>>82931198buttfeel
For me it's Jynx Maze, Alexis Texis and Jada Stevens.
Lot of anal scenes in her smut reads. Bet she enjoys it. Not unusual for 24 year old lasses to be doing that kind of stuff with their partners these days.
>>82931239Every one of them markers is when she had an orgasm.
>>82931239Kek, do those books actually have anal in them? What's all those things sticking out? Is she making notes on slop?
>>82931232>Jada Stevenslegendary arse, de lid
>>82931271Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! And I mean... CORRRRRRRRR!She has a nice pussy as well tbqh.
>>82931239Not unusual for Turks to obsess over her either.
>>82931257Usually vanilla sex but there are a few anal scenes in these smut reads. The notes are all the sexual parts. At least the good lad in it spills into the sheathe. The kind of man a woman can respect.
>>82931307My AI roleplays are hotter than that.
>>82931296There are mostly non-whites simping over her. I am white british myself.
>>82931323You can keep deluding yourself Turk sure.
>brother has two kids to different mothers>plus a step-daughter from his current fiancee>the household is a nightmare>first son has autism but in that teenage "BUY ME MORE GAMES!!" type way>step-daughter has gone from bright-and-bookish to utterly depressedhe regrets it. he's doing everything "right" as best he can. he's got a job, he's kicked his coke habit, he's loyal to his gf (and she's a good mother). but he just didn't want these kids. and it really is beyond exhausting. his daily life is a horrible experience. all that can possibly change is the kids move out eventually.
Finn Bar where Mark was beating uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNwx69zAths
Is anyone else here autistic and also a virgin. I'm looking for advice on how to have sex with a woman.
Brother is now buying Halloween sweets for his granny friends son who's 13 btw, even carving him a pumpkin for some reason. I said fuckin ell out loud he stormed off and sulked all the way upstairs kek. Probably have the face pulled now for 3 days that's how he behaves. Getting a bit concerned now lads he's becoming obsessive.
>>82931408There's a few of us here. Sorry to say it the hard way but unless you can attract a woman you will have to go on adult finder.com and hire a slag in your area to come to your house or a hotel. Being autisic makes it a million times harder. Good luck lad. You'll need it.
>>82931418when's the last time you did something nice for someone?
>>82931418Blad lad, why does it bother you so much?
>>82931439Today. Mum has the "monjarno shits" so she's shitting through the eye of a needle I have helped put the shopping away today while she was on the toilet.
>>82931449Because it's fucking weird that's why. Buying sweets for a 13 year old. Fuckin ell! Bit noncey that!
>>82931451ok, hard mode then : *not mum
>>82931465His friend's child. It's weird that you're REEEing over it so much. Are you in his will or something, or is it all about making sure he's not happy?
>>82931465Just fess up lad, you want the sweets for yourself don't you, you cheeky fat shit.
>>82931474Not REEing I'm laughing at it. If helper or anyone else did the same you'd be laughing your bollocks off at it taking the piss.
>>82931478Got some sports mixtures, 4 doughnuts, midget gems, trifles in the fridge. I'm good for snacks at the moment thanks.
Fuckin ell. Thought you lot could take a little joke. Seem like you've all got your heads up your own arses today. Must be the cold air turning you all grumpy.
>>82931500think you should go easier on your brother. don't be such a party pooper
>>82931513Alright mate fair enough. It's just a good old fashioned ribbing.
>>82931500And you were the little joke after all, sad!
These foids seem very happy around him. Why did he get arrested?https://www.tiktok.com/@j1comedybackup/video/7564888000920866070
>>82931483No I wouldn't. Some in the thread would, but I wouldn't, but you like others seem to not be able to understand not everyone here is a cunt. I'm not here to laugh at others.
if you receive money into a PayPal balance, it spends that FIRST, right?say someone wanted to send me 20 quid to order some food in, they could send that to my PayPal and it wouldn't just go into my bank account? (nor would my order ever touch my bank balance?)we're talking high-profile crime here, lads. the equivalent of lending someone a 20 quid note WITHOUT telling the DWP.
>>82931531I think you'd have to transfer the money from paypal to your bank account.
>>82931524Who is that? A sex offender?Women shouldn't be allowed to make their own decisions, they throw themselves at psychopaths, criminals and rapists and then afterwards blame "all men".Either we protect women and treat them like children (in which case, they need to stop dressing like sluts and stop sleeping around), or we let them make their own decisions and they make terrible decisions and regret it and then spend the rest of their life alone drinking wine and ingesting toxoplasma gondii oocysts from their cats.
Good selection out of the sports mixtures today lads. Kate Middleton took all the green ones out of the packet! Not right!
>>82931524wait, what?>Why did he get arrested?for this?that looked fine, just a daft thing out and about, they're having a laugh with a few drinks. this is what you want in life, man.
>>82931518>just a good old fashioned ribbing.Not if you know he's gonna sulk about it for the next 3 days. He's obviously very sensitive to criticism. You should help him with the carving.
>>82931544i remember setting that up ages ago, wasn't that to withdraw money TO your account? (which i don't want.)spending money on PayPal, that gets funds from my card.but that number, if you ever log in to your PayPal proper, you can have a PayPal account balance. how do i fund that balance? and once i do, can i use that (and that alone) to buy things with PayPal? surely, right?
I personally find it hilarious that Blad's brother is such a granny grabber. Surely he's after their inheritance or something?
>>82931569He's behaved this way for the past 20 years he isn't going to change now.
Alcoholic anon here. I managed 4 days without drinking but I'm gonna have to get guttered tonight because work stress/burnout immediately hit me by about 11am.
>>82931584No. There's no inheritance. She is his only freind that he's ever had so that's why he's so obsessed.
>>82931559Apparently he "terrifies" women.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15229545/TikTok-terrifies-woman-London-Underground-Police-arrest-man.html>>82931548He's not a sex offender. A future doctor perhaps. A valued member of society.
>Britain's major supermarkets, including Tesco, Sainsbury's, Asda, and Morrisons, warned Chancellor Rachel Reeves on October 25, 2025, that planned business rate increases would squeeze thin margins and raise grocery prices amid 5% food inflation. Executives from the British Retail Consortium highlighted pressures from energy, labor, and supply chain costs, while the government offers relief only to smaller shops. Public backlash on social media accuses chains of hypocrisy over executive pay and shareholder returns, though economists note low profit margins of 2-4%.lads...
>>82931604He's a menace. I'm sick of these future doctors, there are too many of them in London.
>>82931641So food is going to get even more expensive than it already is. Meanwhile Tesco has made something like 3bn profit this year. The right get richer and the poorer stay poor. We will be eating tins of beans out of he can by the end of the decade if this shit carries on.
Fuck Greater Manchester Police. Don't scare me.
>>82931544>>82931581oh wait the funds have to come FROM a bank account linked to your PayPal, with your name. (can't just a specific reference or something.)but if someone else did that on THEIR PayPal then sent it over, surely that's just balance -> balance?for me, PayPal refunds always go back to my bank account rather than sitting as PayPal balance. but i have have set that up when i linked my bank account (not just my card).
>>82931232All excellent choices, lad. For me also?>Kelly Divine>Monica Santhiago>Kristy Black>Kristina Rose>Katja Kassin
>>82931602you know why thought, right? those are the only people he's able to befriend and they're accepting of him
>>82931673You have never been outside of Istanbul
Unpopular opinion, but one that I hold nonetheless: the rape gang inquiry is pointless.It's so obvious that it's being cajoled and influenced behind the scenes, the scope is trying to be expanded, there are panels appointed by Labour members themselves, it includes people who should themselves be under investigation etc. and it's being bureaucratically hamstrung at every opportunity ("MONTHS to find a chair person we swear!" and so on) that it will amount to very little and come too late, if at all.This is the problem with an inquiry into something that the current government has had their hands in at every level. Mafia launch investigation into mafia, find that mafia hasn't done anything wrong.At this point, if you honestly don't 'get it' with the rape gang shit then an inquiry isn't going to persuade you one way or the other. Just imagine the sheer banal evil that pervades someone who downplays this sort of thing. Who calls the victims 'racist dog whistlers', who thinks that it's 'blown out of proportion'. You can't ask these same people to give an honest inquiry into the whole thing, but that's what's being asked of them.
oooh aye, THAT worked.that's it, then. found a way to get takeaways without the DWP ever knowing.
>>82931783So we should just let them sweep it under the rug then?Rape gang inquiry is necessary, even if we know they'll try to cover it up even more. It's just more evidence for when we have Nuremberg 2.0.
>>82931783Also, the met police and social services being looked into, and an ex copper and ex social services worker being put forward for chairs of the committee.
>>82931800>So we should just let them sweep it under the rug then?No, ideally what should happen is someone with money should bankroll a massive investigation into the whole thing and then when this government is cycled out that can be used as justification for a real inquiry with explicit aims to prosecute politicians, Labour party members, NGO activist types who are implicated in the cover up.This inquiry will be yet another way for the government to try and cover their own backs. It will amount to very little, nobody will be prosecuted (or nobody of any consequence) and when it concludes it will be used to justify never ever ever ever EVER talking about the issue again.
FUCK the Istanbul Emniyet Mudurlugu
>>82931832Rupert Lowe already did that. There's a 2nd enquiry going on funded by him (and the public), which is actually letting the victims have a say.Unfortunately it doesn't have powers to force anyone to take part, such as the Labour councillors etc.
You WILL submit to Islam.
Eat fanny and die
Ruthmong is the brownest poster here.
Found out today there's not an MS nurse in muh borough, kek, great time to get a diagnosis amarite. I think it might be a sign, just take what's coming, stop whinging ya spastic cunt, just go till ya drop.
I hate women but I also love their fannies.
>>82930474secret to French cooking is just add more butter
Good R&R this was phwoar X
I hope we get some decent cold weather and snow this winter. I like comfy quiet whiteness.
>>82930940can't imagine that. me and my gf are financially independent and she never expects me to pay her way in life. of course I will treat her when I want to or the opportunity arises, and she will do the same for me. but that does require finding a lass of intelligence rather than low IQ deano lasses who expect everything paid for by their deano man
>>82931858Aye, but even that feels limited in scope. Unless you have real money to hire real investigators it'll always feel second rate. I think it's a good thing overall, but doesn't have the impact it needs. Of course it has no ability to compel people to testify, but the aim should be to do as much as you can and make it very clear who isn't providing any comments, then, when this government is cycled out, launch a real new inquiry using the private investigation as a jumping off point and make it clear that the goal is to prosecute. I think people overestimate the results of an inquiry. I will be genuinely shocked if anyone is even brought before a court on charges following the resolution of this farce of an inquiry.
>>82932111i hate snow, its lethal
>>82932126Back to Africa for you
>>82930909I have a comfy career. The reason you don't is because you live in Turkey.
>>82932132theres snow in africa to
>>82932121We are not gonna get anything proper with a Labour gov. Reform might do something in 2029.If they do, it'll be funny watching all the Labour MPs and councillors squirm in front of an official enquiry under oath, and the media circus around it. I want Jess Phillips to be a disgraced outcast.
>>82931770Not me. I'm the night walk lad.
>>82932146The thing is that can't be all that happens. They won't repent, they won't admit anything, they will lie and lie and lie and keep lying.The only thing that will make anything right is if the people responsible face real consequences. Prosecutions must happen.
>>82932112does your gf have a nice fanny?
>>82932138I don't. Immigrants like her are taking opportunities from us British people. Shall be a happy chap the day she gets deported.
All girls are slags really
>>82932237Yep, especially for big black cock, can barely keep their mouths off of them when they're in the same room as one.
>>82932236It clearly bothers you that she left your country (Turkey)
Good day of online dollies and drama, princess?
>>82932263She needs to go back to the shithole she came from and improve the economy there with her useless girl degree.
>>82932200I agree. We need to bring back the death penalty for treason, and then start a lot of prosecutions against almost every politician for the last few decades.And King Charles (press S to spit).Charles's namesake, Charles I, got what he deserved and it's about time for that to happen again.
She betrayed her Muslim family to become a white western girl.
>>82932285Muslim girls are often known to engage in anal sex before marriage to remain 'virgins'.
bit dark isnt it?seasonal depression coming on strong x
>>82932341Oh there's no doubt she's done a lot of that back in her university days.
Fuck malicious communications act. Fuck Ofcom scumbags. Tell me what to do on my internet. Fuck the lot of them corrupt immigrant bastards in government.
Just marveling at how amazing anal sex is. Love it. Love everything about it.
>>82932463Will has plenty of anal sex with Ruth (and other girls).
>>82932448It's time for gamers to rise up
>>82932483I bet Ruth loves anal sex, loves the feeling of total fullness, the intimacy of it, the mixture of gentleness required for it and roughness of the act itself. So beautiful in a way really.
>>82932499You seem to know a little too much about what it feels like to receive anal sex.
>>82932509I've read a lot of accounts of women who are into anal sex to understand why they enjoy it. I find it arousing.
>>82932499Oh she does love the domination, slightly forbidden aspect of it. It's much tighter than the front entrance. It's a win for both parties.
Women who love anal are the most valuable commodity on the planet
Me and HHL were getting lit last night and he fucked a baddy
>>82932535Cooorrrr, did he fuck her up the arse? A little cheeky anal romp?
I just cannot keep it inside me any more lads, I love ANAAAAAAAALLLLLLL SEEEEEXXX!!!
>>82932516Do you sometimes self-insert in these scenarios, and it turns you on? Rubbing your little micro-penis (clitty).You are almost ready to submit to me.
>>82932573Haha, no lad. I am heterosexual, I just happen to really appreciate the sensuality of anal sex.
>OpenAI releases a new browserOh cool, a big company with lots of money and good devs releasing a browser? Must be great, I can't wait to try it o->It's just a fork of chromiumAh, I see. Maybe next time.
>>82932583It's gross, disgusting, immoral, and gay.If you are obsessed with putting an erect penis into the dirty poo-filled anus and rectum of another human then you've probably watched too much porn. I would guess you've seen over 10,000 other men's penises by now in porn? This isn't normal.
>>82932272She got out of Turkey and you didn't. That's the sad thing.
>>82932601Not at all, this is pure projection pornaddictlad
>>82932596Do you have any idea how difficult it is to create a new browser rendering engine and JavaScript parser from scratch?If you care, use Firefox or one of its forks, it's literally the only non-Chrome browser now.
>>82932604I'd rather live in Turkey than live here in England to be honest.
>>82932619Yeah of course I do, and yeah I use firefox. But just because it's a lot of work doesn't make it any less disappointing. I want a group out there to put in the work ffs. Chromium is so bollocks.
>>82932630Nothing stopping you de lid xI'm sure the turks will love ya!
>>82932643No passport lad. We can't all be lucky enough to get countersigned passports.
fed up of all this talk about turkeyjust reminds me of my turkish ex
Do Turkish girls enjoy anal? Broadly speaking.
Ruth pooing
>>82932630That's good lad since you're already there. What do you like the most about living there?
>>82932654Anyone can order a passport, even criminals.
Ruth eating a giant Iskender kebab and then shitting it all out onto Ruthmong's turkish face while he goes "yeesss! I like!" like Borat
Ruth wiping her arsehole after a poo and her finger goes through the bog roll and she smells the finger then scrubs her hands with handwash under the hot tap
>>82932720>>82932734Do you think this kind of obsession about someone is normal?
>>82932635>Chromium is so bollocks.Explain why, in your own words.
Zohran Mamdani is pretty much guaranteed to become the Mayor of New York. Everywhere is going to shit cos of the ooga boogas.
Will pissing with the bog seat down because he can't be arsed to lift it up and accidently pissing on the seat and wiping it off with bog roll and then pretending to wash his hands by turning the tap on for 5 seconds
>>82932800Presumably has a tiny penis?
I really hope Ruth doesn't read this thread
>>82932859I doubt it. Ruth wouldn't be dating him if he did.
>>82932873Do you really think Ruth is that shallow?
>>82932859I reckon it's very slightly above average
>>82932905All girls want to be satisfied sexually. That doesn't make them shallow.
>>82932734bet she uses the horribly thin paper her dad uses in his pubs beacuse its free from him
when you have a fryup do you put the egg on your toast?
>>82932926Lesbians go out with people who don't have a penis at all and they consistently rate themselves as more sexually satisfied than straight women.
>>82932948No. I usually use the toast to make a kind of sandwich with a few fry up bits in it. You?
>>82932956They use 10inch dildos
>>82932972Yeah and Will could also use a 10 inch dildo on Ruth. I'm sure they'd be very happy
>>82932967i always eat the egg with the toast the sausage with the beans and i have the bacon last, alternating between bacon and drinking tea
I bet having a bald head feels amazing under the shower, bet it feels really good to scratch too
Being bald when I was 17 never stopped me getting girlfriends
Having an average size dick never stopped me getting girlfriends
Why are hundreds of "Brits" in Jamaica?
Not being 6' or taller never stopped me getting girlfriends
Being a scare man child afraid of women and rejection will stop you getting girlfriends
>>82933044I'm an ugly autistic freak de lad x
>>82933025https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamaica#Tourism_industry
>>82933025female sex touristshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_sex_tourism
Having a small dick never stopped me getting or keeping girlfriends.
being an ex sex trafficked crippled black trans midget with a micropenis never stopped me from keeping girlfriends
>>82933025MORE boatwogs. Great.
Being a literal torso with no limbs from a tragic industrial accident during my BTEC several years ago and being covered in third degree burns never stopped me from getting girlfriends
Ruth's fart hole
>>82933044>Being a scare man childWell done mongboy hahahahahahahahahaha couldn't delete it because that lad replied hahahaha
>>82933153Did he make you feel bad about yourself laddy?
Do you think Will shaves his scrotum?
Do you think Sean shaves his scrotum?
>>82933025first or second James Bond film, i think there's some kind of MI6 embassy there?
>>82933167>Did he make you feel bad about yourself laddy?>he
>>82933263His balls are too small, lad, they don't make razors that size.
>they don't make razors that size.DVDlad fuming at your lack of kino knowledge.
maybe TMI but had a rare shower earlier and was thinking i could give my scrotum the quick once-over while i was on. even if it's not perfect, that gives me the opportunity for a second pass (and a go at my back passage) later down the line.sadly, i'd been sat here too long. window of opportunity to shave after leaving the shower? i say maybe up until one hour after you're completely dry.
if i ran a barbershop, i'd specialise in cutting dirty hair. no washing or shampooing first.>don't worry if it's greasy mate. cake in mud/food, even. we'll just cut the dirty parts out.no sense washing something you're cutting to remove.
Shaven spacker scrotum
>>82933678You ever seen Suspicion? Good kino that is.
Good wuttington just nowShall now be nourishing meself X
Sean is the champion, my friendsAnd Sean will keep on fighting 'til the endSean is the championSean is the championNo time for losers'Cause is Sean is the championOf the world
will have to ration what pills i have left for a couple of days.basically ate all the codeines i planned to give to mate ? so those will need replacing in full. soonest i'll be able to get ANYTHING is most likely Thursday.might try one of these weird alprazolams. it LOOKS like those dodgy fake Indian pharmacy ones i had before. but THIS TIME it's a DIFFERENT pharmaceutical company (that does not list these on their website nor are they mentioned anywhere online).oh well. YOLO.
right. 1mg of "alprazolam" taken at 9 o'clock on the dot. tasted about right. let's see how this goes...
going to introduce the apu to rastamouse
>>82933921My guess is you'll feel decently comfortable and not anxious. Love alps me, can't have them though because I just take them all until they're gone and because of past abuse my tolerance and dependence goes up super fast. Got some that I keep at a mate's who lives a couple hours away, that way I can just grab one or two when I'm there. Last time I got pregabalins sent to him and just ate them every day for two weeks and then spent two weeks after being miserable and angry, probably shouldn't do that again. Might get in some decent painkillers soon, just a few codeines or tapentadols (stronger than tramadol), but I'll try not to for as long as possible. Can do my 5-ho-met drops and acid and phenibuts and not damage myself. BUT should get some z drugs for next time i plan to do party drugs. Look I'm not one of them fussy drug addicts, I'll get addicted to any old drug me. Anything I've got that can be abused will be abused.
cor just hours to go now lads maybe. set my mind right at ease, this has. over 400 quid back-paid. i can buy that lightbulb.
>>82934154you'll spend it all on ket I reckon
So that's it then game won and the game was rigged
>>82934074pretty wise stuff laddington (the precautions, not the abuse).i definitely feel something benzo-y already, so that's nice. couldn't tell you the different benzos like it's wine tasting or summat, but this feels closer to the ol' xanax than it does to diazepam. but i wouldn't be surprised if it's whatever.>should get some z drugs for next time i plan to do party drugs. these are just FUN i'm surprised i've never heard any one use them as party drugs before. don't want to sleep on them, want to be with others talking shite.
>>82934154400 pound backpay? I had well over a grand. Must be processing the claims quicker now.
>>82934162nah. last 4g bag of ket was the lot. i said that.although, i also said i'd be getting 7g, so i'm actually due 3g. and that i'd be putting half in sprays to spread it out (which i didn't).so yeah you're right, i'm due the 7g i didn't get + the 3g deficit. but after that, no more ketamine.
>>82934227Oh no lads I'm not using them as the party drugs, I'm using them to knock me out after I've been doing mdma or psychs or coke or ket or actually more likely just a combination of the lot. Get home or wherever and last thing I want is to be laying there staring at the ceiling for hours, just want a nice sensible sleep and have found that valiums and xanaxeses just don't really do that, they tend to just make you ok with being awake.
Some of you making my past addiction days look pretty tame by comparison tbqh
>>82934257ohh fair enough. yeah i know people where benzos DO knock them right out, good for them. they make me want to stay awake because i'm chill, yeah.but z-drugs are interesting because they're sleeping pills! but there's still that "weeeeee" feeling like with a fever or something. i even get visuals, sometimes.would actually be pretty fun to just sit in a room with folks and you're all a bit wankered on zolpidem. but realistically, maybe people would just nod off.
>>82934255Might as well round it up to 14g if you're already at 10 lad. That's a solid half ounce, then you're sorted forever (probably)
Got any cum?
>>82934361Just spaffed mine over some AI roleplay.
Would you lads have sex with a lass who was 15 years, 11 months, 30 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds old?
Just defecated me
>>82934424I'll be honest with you lad.I'd just wait the 1 extra second. I have that patience on tap.
I got some shit to say, just for the fuck of it.
>>82934424clocks just went back, so this may complicate things further.
>>82933419You've obviously never met the Creampie King of Wareham.
Ruth's lovely tuppence
Is it normal to talk to yourself?
Will's throbbing willy
>>82934548in full conversations? no.the odd "FUCK cunt-fuckers want to put NIGGERS INSIDE MY COCK" nonsense? yeah, pretty normal.
Will's willy in Ruth's rectum
>>82934609That's actually Will's middle name. Willy.
How lonely are you de lad?
>>82934634https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V71KDn_fD5w
>>82934634I just wish I had friends. Don't care about romantic relationships.
>>82934634https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjDC4rh-3Ts
>>82934634jesus christ why is love so lonely?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4HVuuolBC4
>>82934683corr banger centraland similar>I'M JUST SOME>LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONELY GHOST
right, off the codeines, on that sennagrind. fresh start.
Someone on eBay outbid'd me on a book I wanted.I suppose it's semi-rare but I only wanted to spend a tenner. Anyway the lad put a max bid in, and the book is listed elsewhere for 200quid however who the fuck is gunna buy a book for 200, especially a somewhat novelty one like this.Anyway I've been increasing my bid just so that his goes up, bit of a tense game because I don't want to be left with the bag.But so far I've pushed him up to 60 quid.
too fired up to relax, but too lazy to do anything
want to get back on the licorice, but the licorice community on Amazon has found all the GOOD licorice and they keep buying it up.
Early night in beddingtons for this little welper. Got that voluntary work in the morning. Smackhead mate asked me if I wanted a wag for free earlier because he doesn't want it, could have easily gone and picked it up but I said no. Been off the gear for over a month now and keeping off it. Also cut my drinking down to just weekends so get in there. Small positive steps in the right direction in life x
corr now I'm craving licorice and codeine. suppose I should learn how to use the dark net at some point. just want a few codeines kicking around to send me off to sleep when needed
>>82935035your life is empty and devoid meaning. you will be back on the drink in no time, little lad.
corrr these sound lush.weird company though. LIQ basically only makes these and some BN ice lolly in France (that is not even 'liquor-infused' they have promo images of kids eating it).fact is, i have access to Bailey's ice cream pralines. i COULD buy them in one hour, maybe.
haha cheers matemissus' birthdayshe's just inside, while i'm out here *brrrr*sorry about the expired ID, but i'm not getting any YOUNGER, eh? haha
Spaffed again XIndeed yes
3 spaffs today lids a bit unexpected
Luv spaffing me i do
w2c 1st Class stamps online? NDD please.
>>82935227>alcoholWhy torture yourself?
Why is this thread dead past midnight? Thought we were all NEETs
>>82935978just having a bit of fun lad, seeing these things, wouldn't that be nice?bit like an unsent letter really.off to beddy-byes now though, i reckon. wake tomorrow, see how i feel, acquire stamps.
I'm listening to d&b and browsing /ck/ because you are all grim and boring.
3rd spaffington Phwoar innit X
Page 9 is itShall be letting the breadingham die meBuh-bye breadingham X
I will never work. That's what high net migration is for. Fuck being a slave and not getting pussy.
