fine i'll do it edition
Hi everyone there's are few slots available next week.4th Tuesday - 5.00 PM4th Tuesday - 7.30 PM6th Thursday - 7.00 PMPlease drop me a message if you would like any of above.
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hello lads how are you all today
>>82951954Chicken Selects with curry sauce and a Diet Coke, please
Din dins loyalism x
>>82951969quite glum. i just want eva6 back.
what happened to fat frogs at the pub : (
>>82951943Start my job at Sainsburys warehouse tomorrow lids. Skinny as fuck and they told me I may have to lift up to 25kg. Bit worried I'm gonna be fucked tbqh.
>>82951994That's nothing lad. Any adult male can do that even if skinny.
>>8295199425kg int much
>>82951994lift with you legs. if your young you'll just get fitter as long as you eat well
First for playing degenerate visual novels for hours and your cock breaks because you don't masturbate.
we're in that weather where my dishes just aren't drying.
>>82952019put yer heatin' on
Corrr get home from toil and can finally switch to shitposting on my wifi instead of on my 5g. It lush lads. What's for dins? Thinking I might do leftover roast from Sunday, nice and easy.
>>82952026not worth it to dry a few dishes, lad.the bigger problem is i tried to de-stink my bin last night, various sprays, disinfectant, rinse it in the shower. got it draining upside-down in there and it's still1. wet2. smellyany ideas, /britfeel/?
>>82952002>>82952004Okay lids hopefully it's alright>>82952005I'm 34 mate old as fook but yeah I know bout lifting with legs
Intellectualism often makes one less attractive. Excessive abstraction. Sex is physical and concrete. Charisma is known through instinctual feeling. Abstraction and analysis separates one from the language of the body and from the instincts of charisma.
>>82952051Eye punt jenbly on mai snandwintch
>>82952048Buy a new bin, don't let the next one get smelly in the first place
>>82952051>Intellectualism often makes one less attractive.being a "well akshully" anorak makes you unattractive, being smart makes you sexy>Sapiosexuality is the trait of being attracted to intelligence, where intellectual stimulation and a person's mind are the primary source of sexual and romantic attraction.
>>82951856just piss yersel'
might go back to trying to rescue this hard drive. not as simple as just leaving this running for a fortnight though. the little shit powers off at random. have to keep re-entering the command (Desmond-from-Lost style)
So is Footmong on minimum wage or not?
>>82952187he works for feet pics
remember remember the 5th of November gunpowder poison and plot. only there was no poison so wtf
Noticed how when people come into money the first thing they do is buy a massive house in some rural area with like an acre sized garden. No neighbours. No community. Just lots of land to hoard all your stuff and have turbo-privacy. Goes to show you the antisocial nature of British society. Deep down people just want to fuck everyone off the first chance they get. It's just money (or lack thereof) that stops them. Just a thought.
troison innit
>>82952214this would be me, nice and out the way but not too far from town. I blame being crammed into a tiny island full of wankers, there are just too many people for it to be comfy.
>>82952214there is community in the countryside its just more refined than in the city
>>82952214was thinking about this yesterday (love thinking about things, me).you get those fancy detached houses with a drive and even a fence. but they probably chat to the neighbours still. just like their own privacy and security.i think if i was rich, i'd want a flat in some kind of block of flats, but a nice one. not a full-on 'penthouse' place with a swimming pool and that. just a few rooms with a bit of space for hobbies. would actually hide my richoid power level, a bit.
>>82952214What would you do if you came into money?
the manchild dream would be somewhere like this.maybe a bit grungier. red brick walls, very little natural light, pinball machine in the corner.
Wistorante oven wizza for din dins x
>>82952272can i come over lad x
>>82952214Id do exactly the same. Nice scenic views with no neighbours. Maybe a small town a 5 minute drive away with a small shop and pub.
>>82952290sure thing me lad. if you're guitarlad and/or Wolfgang, gizza lend of your electric guitar so i can put it up against a wall.
>>82952284looks v comfi
We should save our beniies and buy a /britfeel/ mansion
>>82952284nice one lad. ignore the haters.just had a Crosta Mollica Stromboli myself. still not worth it. and if i'd thought on, i could have put a few jalapenos on there.
Nah living in the countryside is boring. You're isolated and forced to drive everywhere. It's shite. I lived with my parents until my late 20s in a rural house. Absolutely hated it and I'm sure it's what contributed to me having no mates or gf. City living is way better. Everything is within walking or cycling distance which is healthier than driving a shite car everywhere. More jobs and social opportunities as well.
Spunking on HHL's pizza
i love londonim on the northern line my lads x
>>82952317>salame piccante HHL cant handle spicy food
>>82952184It's over. You're meant to keep multiple backups.
>>82952317Too much crust on them fuckers. Can't be doing with it.
my whole personality? drugs.nah just joshing, it's actually spicy food. do any of yous know a good hot sauce that isn't all vinegary? quite liked this black fire sriracha but it's difficult to find now. end of an era.
Why not make your own pizza? It's incredibly easy if you buy the dough and tastes 4x better
It not fucking right they keep breaking into pubs.
>>82952355is that the one anon who did that filming?
>>82952340I like that orangey west indies one, can't remember the name.
>>82952350Can't be fucked honestly lad.That and I want stuffed crust.
>>82952332look mate i only had horrible screeching/chugging for 2-3 years, Windows hanging whenever it first tried to load a file, and the drive occasionally not showing up in File Explorer.it just died one day. how could i possibly have known?
>>82952368No don't think so but that was probably the ebin guy.
>>82952350because when you total the cost of ingredients, you may as well get a create-your-own one from the Asda/Tesco/Morrisons pizza counter.
>>82952386Backups are meant to be done regularly in case of scenarios like this. You were just too lazy or poor to get more storage. The data can't be that valuable anyway.
>>82952350The residents in Sean's care home aren't allowed to cook. It's deemed too risky.
>>82952370oh yeah forgot about this one. normally ends up for about a quid somewhere too. shall keep my eyes peeled, thanks m8.
cant they just pull the red string if something goes wrong with cooking
>>82952398my (stupid) logic was that it was an older drive so i'd just use it for longer-term storage, which did unfortunately include backups.>The data can't be that valuable anyway.mostly sentimental stuff, old photos and that.but i do have an even OLDER drive with about 2 Bitcoins on it (believe me, i've tried everything).
>>82952340I'm fed up of all the supermarket available ones, price keeps going up and quality stays the same. Cholula is a good all-rounder but it used to be much easier to acquire by stealing them from spoons, now they have that wank garlic hot sauce that takes like shit. I try to get ones from market stalls at bougie farmers markets and shit, but I don't go to those places very often so I haven't got many at the moment. Sad times.
>>82952386No way you could have known lad, literally impossible to foresee situations such as these. Dont take it out on yourself, there's no lessons to be learned here.
>>82952402Sean confirm or deny this please.Thanks
>>82952318Countryside is rich incel territory like where hardcore tory voters live. They view everyone who lives in cities as normies and NPCs.
Grim country. Imagine being reminded of working in a warehouse by looking out of your window (that's if you can even afford the privilege of owning a home).
Best bet is to be within reach of a nice city, but far enough away that the urban sprawl hasn't reached you, but with decent transport links. That's where I am, nice seaside town, 20 minutes on the train to a city with good food and gigs and things to do. Also about 5 minutes drive from miles and miles of countryside to wander around in. But I don't have to choose between pizza hut and two Indians or a Chinese if I want takeaway. Is a bit pricey mind you.
Kek I'd like to imagine ruthmong lives in some massive countryside manor with his wealthy parents but in reality he probably just lives in some rundown council house in a northern shithole like Barnsley or Rochdale.
>>82952394Not even close, mong
>>82952468He lives in Turkey, jury is still out whether he's from Constantinople or Istanbul but we've got our best sleuths on the case.
>>82952468He lives in Canterbury or Hastings.
>>82952482I definitely do not live in Turkey.
Gonna keep this place rocking tonight, everybody rushing, everybody moving, I can feel the vibe coming onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc0bwZhkhHY
should we get a bit of emo going?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ekz_CSBVg
>>82952468He lives in Turkey
>>82952500Yeah yeah that's what they all say. I'm onto you.
>>82952468He's confirmed Turkish
Ed Gein was the victim he had hidden disability
ive been diagnosed with BOD (Britfeel obsession disorder)
Got wifeberg cooking up a Thai red curry for dins. Did a decent bit of gym at work lunch today so important to keep up the healthy habits, even if I did almost talk myself into getting fissionchips.
>>82952510Look I already told you that when you post cheap bait like this it DOES work on me and rile me, so I don't know why you keep doing it.
Need to plan a good wank for Friday to make sure enough spunk comes out of the willard so I don't break NNN quickly.
>>82952533corr that was a fast reply mate
I wonder what Ruth will be dressing up as for Halloween.
>>82952537I've sat down with dindins mate so I got youtube on one screen and britfeel on the other.Happened to click "update" at the right time I guess.
HAPPY TURKISH INDEPENDENCE DAY EVERYONE
I wonder what Sean will be dressing up as for Halloween.
>>82952406Oh aye that's the one. It's lush. Sneaks up on you though. Thoughts on Frank's?
Sean will be getting lit and fucking a baddy on the 31st
>>82952431>I try to get ones from market stalls at bougie farmers markets oh aye i've had some good'uns. but then even if i find a lush one, how often am i going to be buying Twillingworth & Son's Fear the Reaper sauce? and can i justify spending 5+ quid on a tiny bottle?want to slather my tendies in the stuff. or use a good few ounces for a stir fry. there must be a secretly-good supermarket own-brand out there.
The incel of Istanbul
>>82952542A lovely black corset.
Ruthmong will be dressing up as Ataturk for Halloween. No reason.
>>82952562Never knew that lad. Good thing I am not Turkish.
I'm dressing up as Jar Jar Binks. Gonna go around in public slapsticking into women and shouting MEESA SORRY when I brush against their boobies.
>>82952607MEESA HUNGYOUSA WANNA SEE
Where was halloween 20 years ago? Fuck this americanisation of our country.
WHO GOES THERE ITS THE GHOST OF OCTOBER x
>>82952476all right then what are these bases you're getting?they've popped up more in recent years, you can get a cheap supermarket margarita for the cost of fresh/frozen bases. and the shelf Napolina ones are like cardboard.i've made pizzas from scratch and the dough is an absolute faff. the flour is pennies, but then you need to get yeast, a ball of mozzarella, passata, whatever toppings. would much rather just spend 3 quid and get about the same result.
>>82952615revisionist 'witches' will say something about how Samhain is ancient and not American nonsense.but for me i remember the spooky night being Mischief Night. where did it go?
>>82952585Had one from a market in Worthing once when was visiting called fix up d heat or something like that, shit was fucking delicious but I've never been able to find it again. It'll always be fondly recalled though.
Post by and of me Ruthmong from my rented minaret in Istanbul Turkey on the 29th October 2025
Post your payslips, lads
>>82952666I'd rather not slap that on 4chan lad, meaning that whatever I post would be so cropped it could just be a random image I found online or F12'd.
How many Sudanese refugees we gonna take in de lids?
>>82952666Not on your nelly sunshine. This month's net pay after tax and pension contributions was 2904.23, do with that info as you will
became anal about speling, and grammar, as a teenager. made the choice to follow the Oxford style. e.g. Oxford commas.but the problem was the -ize suffix. would go 'realize' and people would tell me that's an AmericaniSation.one day a very honest friend told me it doesn't matter what's right. people THINK it's an Americanism, it's all about optics. soul-crushing realisation.
>>82952666I took home 3570 this month.I lose just over 1k to taxes then the other 1k to NI, student loan and shit like the pension.Up to you if you believe me or not I can't be fucked to post the real shit or copypaste it fully.Imagine if the finance guy browses britfeel, phwoar.
>>82952666sure thing lad, i've nothing to hide.
Honestly Turkish women aren't that bad. I never thought they could be this white.
>>82952758Shame Ruthmong is browner than my porcelain throne.
>>82952758my turkish ex was well pale, everyone thinks theyre all brown and its not true
>>82952765No I'm ghostly white.>>82952769It just shows how narrow-minded I've been. All the Turkish dinghy men here are proper brown, though.
>>82952794No you're not, Turk.
>>82952758Nice face for cumming on I reckon.
knew a HMRC lad who was responsible for the random spot checks they did.mad to think he's just caused suicides. was a nice guy otherwise.
>>82952806I'm sure she experienced a lot of that back in university.
Trick or treaters knocking on ruthmongs house dressed up as Vlad the impaler.
Why would I work? Mum can clearly manage supporting me financially. I think you wagies are just jealous. You'll never have 2 million gamerscore like me.
>>82952860i did my gaming, im retired from it now
>>82952859No one really does that anymore lad. I'm from England and it hasn't been this way for years. I wouldn't think they celebrate it in Turkey.
80s choonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--6CdAypJsQ
>>82952873That's weird given you're Turkish.
>>82952876Think I'll treat myself to a cheeky Heineken zero today since it's mid week and I'm on that health grind. Weekends are for boozing.
Many an ottoman got a spruce tree right up the dock.
Ruthmong has yet to obsess over any Greek or Cypriot ASMR lasses btw
Peak emo incoming.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCyGvGEtOwc
>>82952884>>82952874Didn't mean to address that to you but I'm sure you specifically are interested.
>>82952906Like me british roses lad.
>>82952884>>82952910Thanks for the update mate I'm glad you're being sensible.Sadly you directing it directly to me reminded me I'm drinking proper booze on a Wednesday in the total opposite of good health.
bit gassy that Heineken Zero. just not worth the price, not even worth the 70 calories.
>Janitor application acceptance emails are being sent out. Please remember to check your spam box!oh my goodness it could be YOU!
>>82952950How much do I get paid for this big boy role?
>>82952966here's the thing, lad: they do it for f-i can't even bring myself to say it hahah
The absolute state of my foreskin. It's red raw and sore, with little cuts all over it and scar tissue.I have washed my penis and put vaseline on and need to take a break from all the wanking.
might check how my Tolkien thread on /lit/ is doing.
two replies.
Do you reckon her eyes do that wonky movement when Will is giving her the time of her life? Corr.
>>82953033>Will is giving her the time of her life? do you mean touching her private part?it brings me great shame, and yet great joy, to imagine this.
Why do you lads think about other lads dicking your girl obsessions?Seems a bit cucky.
>>82953037Yes of course. Must be a good feeling for both.
>>82953046I'm not a cuck but I would watch a lad shag his bird. She's not my gf right? So I haven't been cuckolded. It would just be like IRL porn without the screen.
>>82953062>She's not my gf rightBut you and other seem to post about her regularly with a level of obsession that makes it seem like you wish they were your gf or at least a crush, more than just "some fit bird I view purely for sex" like in porn. So it borders cuck.
>>82953046for me it's more like a neurotic intrusive thought. sexual jealousy is pretty normal.
>>82953083>sexual jealousy is pretty normalSure, but not to then think in detail about how that sex goes down.I want to bang some of my mates' gfs and exs, I don't think about my mate fucking them. That would be fucking pathetic.
>>82953092cut out the middlewoman and shag your mates.
>>82953081I don't even know who we're talking about, I was just speaking generally.But yes it does seem like there's about 5 regulars post here and they're all obsessed with a girl
>>82953114Yeah and while Ruthmong is a creepy stalker who likely needs to be in prison, either way thinking about some other lad brutally dicking down the girl you wish you were with seems cucky to me. In this situation or others.>>82953106Nah they're usually not my type, they wouldn't look good in thigh highs.
>>82953130Are there pictures of her? I assume there must be or people wouldn't be so obsessed with the theoretical idea of a woman.
Cambridge bros, how does one get laid here. Women here are middle upper class and educated, so I stand no chance.
some lads can't watch porn unless it has a dick in it.me? i watch lesbian porn and pretend i'm one of the ladies.
>>82953136Last thread they were literally the OP as someone let the Turk make it.
>>82952937They're not the best but I reckon in terms of price to quality ratio they're up there in the alcy free beer world. I tried that impossibrew stuff but it was insanely expensive even if bought in bulk, like 2.50 a can. Much cheaper to chug a cheap alcy free and take some ashawaganda and whatnot in capsule form. Basically there's just always a part of me that wants to be drinking booze, so if I can trick myself into thinking I've had one with a no or low it does me a world of good.
>>82953143none of them into that whole inter-class thing, going to the scum pubs/clubs for a laff?i say ham it up. get a fake Burberry cap from a market stall. hang around drinking Stella. surely these women have had their fill of lads who """read""" PPE and play vegan music on their guitars.
>>82953143Be posh and go for common birds, or be common and go for posh birds. Everyone likes a bit of strange.
any lads or apus tired the new mcwonalds hiest menu? it corrr?
>>82953202I had the new double quarter with shaker fries and a sakura x spirte last night, also some mac n cheese bites. All great desu
I'm the lad who was posting on here earlier about seeing an escort yesterday. My mood isn't as bad now. Don't feel like putting a bullet in my head which is an improvement.
>>82953184>Basically there's just always a part of me that wants to be drinking booze, so if I can trick myself into thinking I've had one with a no or low it does me a world of good.aye i'm with you there. fizzy drink, glass bottle, it's just enough to trick your brain.but most of them have that horrible metallic taste and Heineken is just TOO fizzy. bit dearer, but picrel was 4 for 4 quid in Asda a lot of the time. looks like they've switched to cans though. why is everything in cans now?
>>82953224I've been thinking of losing my V-card to an escort but need to wait for my penis to heal.I was thinking I should probably do nofap for a while, because this will guarantee I get hard even if I'm nervous and then my money won't be wasted. If I cum in 30 seconds who cares, I still had sex.
>>82953202>hiestif you're robbing, does it really matter?
>>82953224Good to hear it lad, I once shagged an ugly tranner masseuse in Bali and felt terrible about myself for quite some time. Turns out it's dangerous to be miserable and lonely and on valium and drunk in a foreign country. But now I can laugh about it, hah.
>>82953253They stole the items from worldwide maccies locations lad. Not sure why the UAE has mac n cheese bites though like what's the connection, do the arabs just love mac n cheese or something
>>82953240Yeah those are pretty good, the brewdog ones sometimes go on decent offers too but I hate drinking brewdog anything even if the taste is alright because they're such a company for wankers
why the fuck don't they remember the robot when they go robot shopping 20 years later?
Why ain't they got the cheese and bacon fries from France maccies though. They're soo good. Also they could just call the quarter pounder a royale with cheese for the promotion like they do in France
>>82953266oh wow it actually is 'heist' i thought i was being funny.honestly none of these sound appealing EXCEPT for the maple BBQ and bacon quarter pounder. but even then, it's just a sauce? get some mad syrup-cured bacon or something, cor.
>>82953224Good work mate. Just keep reminding yourself there's more to life than sex, even if your brain keeps trying to tell you otherwise due to unga bunga evolution.
>>82953252I'm in the same boat lad. I couldn't get an erection.Not sure about no fap but no porn for sure.
>>82953324The burger itself seemed different than the regular double quarter and the bacon was nicer I don't usually like maccies bacon, sauce was good. Pineapple mcspicy seems a bit shit, probably try the garlic and black pepper nuggies at some point
chooningtonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E
I got diagnosed with autism as an adult a couple of years ago.One of things I used to do when I was 7 years old in the playground is go up to girls and point at their crotch and sing songs about it with a cowboy accent, as if the vagina was a cow or horse. Not sure if that's related to the autism or just a weird thing that I did.It wasn't sexual (obviously, I didn't know anything about sex), it was just a thing where I didn't know it was inappropriate and I liked to repeat things I heard on TV over and over.I'm wondering if anyone else used to do stuff like that?
turkish gf when
>>82953289the chips have never been good in my lifetime. not against sneed oils but they used to be cooked in beef fat (at least in the US, not sure about here). would like to try those, me.any of you lids ever preserved the fat from mince/steak to cook with, thinking you were all clever?
>>82953366Can't say I did that lad but it sounds quite funny.
>>82953375The shaker fries are just regular fries but you get a big white bag and a packet of the seasoning. Realised after you're meant to put the fries in the bag to shake them but I just put them in the burger box and mixed them up with the seasoning on
>>82953366i actually burst out laughing at this.based anon. i'm sure you make the world a brighter place.
>>82953366>I liked to repeat things I heard on TV over and over.my friend once worked as a teaching assistant at a primary school for autistic kids. one of the lads could ONLY speak in adverts.
anyone got any emo going
I remember when we used to turn off the internet every night. Once you were done, you'd halt the operating system, get the all clear to power it off and then go to bed. Your internet would be disconnected too because we used broadband modems only. No wi-fi.Now young people just turn off the computer (if they even use one), get in bed and doomscroll all night on their smartphones. In my day, I used a Nokia 3310. Just a 2G signal. No internet apps on that.
>>82953366>and I liked to repeat things I heard on TV over and over.I used to always adopt phrases I heard, from TV or from mates. I got to the point where I had a mate with a stutter and I'd start stuttering too. No idea why, I think I just subconsciously was trying to do things that I thought would make me fit in.
>>82953455washing machines live longer with caIgon!
>>82953478Weirdly that just made me think of vidya ones>WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF VALUES!!!
>>82953366I used to make a sort of 'ung' sound in the back of my throat, like clearing my throat but just sort of squashing it together. Drove my mum fucking nuts. Also used to pick my nose and wipe the bogies all over the place, under the sofa or on the back of my headboard. Got a big telling off when my mum discovered the sofa mess.
for me it's chicken seasoning mix 99-X. no need to buy into nonsense about secret recipes.
>>82953464That's not how any of that works. I assume you are a zoomer pretending to know about stuff you didn't experience.
>>82952620As someone who makes homemade pizza a lot, the markup is not 3 quid it is at worst 75-80% of that per 12" deep pan that's actually 12" with a couple of toppings, even using fancy ingredients like grilled chicken/pepperoni link, coarse semolina and passata instead of tinned chopped tomatoes. It seems expensive because you have to buy ingredients in bulk, if you're someone who has pizza once in a blue moon, it's cheaper in that you don't have ingredients you won't use sitting in your cupboard. If you eat pizza a lot and know what you are doing, they're not only cheaper than those counter ones (the one's with grated sawdust cheddar and bases that taste like cardboard and cupboard air) but they completely blow them out the water. If you tried one of mine you'd pay 3 quid to eat at my house every time you want one.
>>82951994I work at an Argos in Sainsburys. 25 kg is the safe limit that a single person can carry. Lift with your legs and not your back. Use the provided equipment when moving heavy things.
>>82953458got this genuinely decent selection of choonz playing.
Why are girls so obsessed with reading?
Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers
I work for no one.
>>82953458As the resident emofag, I'm currently listening to soi blackgaze tier metal.
>>82953510i experienced it, and what is it you object to? Windows DID just not turn off your machine, in hindsight i don't get why.for me it was Freeserve. the internet was free after 5pm, so my mam wouldn't let me go online until then.
>>82953536They are more into emotions and how it makes them feel rather than seeing stuff.Men are very visual oriented. We can be aroused by a pair of disembodied cartoon breasts, but a woman needs to read about an imaginary scenario where an unavailable tall handsome man rapes her a bit and she eventually gives in.
>>82953571I got in trouble for using internet before 6pm when we had to pay for it. In my defense I needed to look at Simpsons and pokemon porn before my parents got home from work. Sure my dad knew about internet history but he never mentioned it to me.
don't understand why/how American plugs just don't have switches.you can say electronics always have switches on the device themselves, but no they don't (looking at you, George Foremen)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEmfsmasjVA
>>82953571Yes Windows 95 used to say "It's now safe to turn off your computer".The internet didn't get "turned off" every night, but maybe I misunderstood what you meant. With a dial up modem you had to specifically initiate the internet connection (through the phone line) until you were done with it.These were not "broadband modems", broadband came later, and it was always on. If your mum switched it off at night, that was something weird that she did and she didn't have to do that, she probably did it to stop you masturbating or staying up all night.
>>82953571Motherboards did not support powering off from the operating system back then. You'd see that message briefly still when they did.
>>82953518back when i worked for sainsburys somebody ordered a wahing machine on the argos click and collect which was obviously far too heavy but the pussyhole of a store manager didn't do anything. also fuck simon roberts and "clo" if shes still around
>>82953578They are very visual when it comes to picking their man, though.
>cashier number 5 pleasemiss waiting at the post office queue.
>>82953578I've read both women and male erotic fiction and it's unironically fascinating. Women fiction is like "She couldn't believe she was doing this", "the submission to his carnal desire as her thoughts raced" or whatever, and then men's fiction will be three paragraph's about a woman's nipple.
>>82953591>In my defense I needed to look at Simpsons and pokemon porn before my parents got home from work.i know that feel. wouldn't come out until the bill anyway, i probably got away with it more than once.i remember my mam once found out i'd typed naughty words into Google. i knew how to delete browsing history/cache, but not the form history that comes up (didn't believe my mate when he said you just press the Delete key).'britney spears naked'. not sure i can ever live that one down.
>>82953647For me it was Lycos and my dad was strictly a yahoo guy.
>>82953647>i remember my mam once found out i'd typed naughty words into GoogleVaguely related, I've been lucky with my parents being hands-off with my internet browsing etc, but one time my mum gave me a fucking scowl etched into my mind.It was when... fuck I don't remember who it was now. I think it was Fergie from Black Eyed Peas, but either way they had a sex tape released, and they were supposedly giving head but basically all she did was slap it on her face rather than suck it.All I remember was I used to watch Russel Howard's Good News with my mum, and he made a joke about it how she clearly had no idea what she was doing and looked like a seal being slapped in the face with a fish or something like that.I was pissing myself, and he goes to the studio audience "see, all the blokes laughing are the ones who have seen it".My eyes turned slooowly just to see my mum on the sofa at the other side of the room giving me an absolute fucking death stare as she clocked why I found it so funny.
>>82953647my first exposure to porn was on my nan's win 95 pc, aka her solitaire freecel machine, my autism mind loved google's drop down suggestion list so one day I went through the whole alphabet and found cool shit, P was simply "porn" meaning my uncle who was living with them at the time had obviously had a few wanks at the pc when they were out as nan used the phone a lot. Searched up "porn" and the homepage to the first site was a guy with a 9 inch wily, nan came into the kitchen to smoke so I quickly closed it. Think this was in 2001 or 2002. Never searched it again until a year or two later, I was a skittish child.
Truth be told you're not man enough to be with a woman besides not having anything to offer one.
>>82953603>maybe I misunderstood what you meant. different lad FWIW.although my parents absolutely did obsessively switch everything off at night. even the phone. i think the fridge was the only thing that stayed on.>>82953609ohh fair enough. yeah i remember it flashing up for a second. did you need to restart the computer to plug in a PS/2 mouse/other serial devices, or am i misremembering? mad how USB devices immediately just werk nowadays, don't even need to worry about drivers (usually).
>>82953681how DID celebrity 'sex tapes' get around back in the day, anyway?yeah they ended up on filesharing networks, but did people actually copy the VHS tapes? could you buy them from sex shops?
>>82953738>mad how USB devices immediately just werk nowadays, don't even need to worry about drivers (usually).Not the lad you're talking to, but back in the day I used to do the "remove USB device safely" process you were meant to do. Because it was new tech and they seemed to suggest unplugging a USB stick without doing it would make your house explode.Nowadays I just rip fucking anything out without a care.
Any lads here found that your libido crashes if you stop watching porn?
>>82953757Not sure mate, I say "sextape" but this was in the 2010s or something.I guess with ones like Paris Hilton's the guy intentionally just decided to release it right?
>>82953681My embarrassing moment is very old school, because although we had the internet with a 56k modem on the shared family computer in the dining room, it wasn't really possible to get porn on it (initially anyway, eventually I did).But when I was going through puberty around the age of 13/14, I became really obsessed with the butts of the girls at school, who wore tight black trousers. I had no exposure to porn or ability to look stuff up (not even Wikipedia existed) so it was all very confusing for me. I was a bit like Stan in South Park when he starts drawing circles with dots in them on the wall.And that's pretty close to what I did lol... I drew women's butts in a notepad, over and over, trying to get it perfect. I didn't even draw any other part of the body, it was just round butts over and over and the top of the leg.Anyway, I think my mum found the notebook and saw all my butt drawings. She'd cleaned my room, and I panicked when I realised the notebook with the drawings had been moved.The cringe moment that's etched into my memory is when I was alone in the living room and my mum sat down next to me on the settee and tried to have a conversation with me which went something like "what do you think about the girls at your school" and then she said "Natalie has got quite a nice behind" (referring to one of the girls at my school).Imagine how much I wanted the earth to swallow me up. Sometimes when I'm drifting off to sleep that moment comes back to me and replays in my mind.
>put Newcastle vs Spurs game on telly>Newcastle immediately scoreOh well. Still above them in the league lmfao. Also Spursmongs are shite.
>mum hasn't opened the bathroom window againFuck sake. Windows all fogged up and will make me inhale the mould spores.
>>82953784Yes. Porn is a huge waste of time and makes you stay in all the time.
>>82953809Oh good I'm not alone.I've realised how much I've wasted my life at 29. I think porn is part of the reason I couldn't get hard with an escort.
>>82953822It's all there is for men like men. If I quit, I don't magically get a girlfriend and a life. It's far too late for us now. Yes, porn causes ED but it's not like you'll have a chance of real love anyway.
>>82953784Your libido will go up if you interact with or see attractive young women, especially if you haven't masturbated for a while.Porn is just an instant dopamine hit. The chances are that you'll still be aroused and respond normally around an attractive woman but it's unlikely you'd be in such a situation most of the time because:- people are isolated and spend most time on the internet etc- most women are fat and ugly nowadays
There is absolutely no point bothering to work if you're going to be a single male all the time.
>>82953790Aye got plenty of memories that keep me up like that one mate.If it's any consolation just be glad it was ultimately a normal thing I expect a mum with a son to expect. The one that haunts me was I had a little notebook on it, and during a particularly dark time I wrote down and labelled it "reasons I should die". I eventually put it in the bin and chose to mentally crashout in other ways instead.I then came home one day and found mum had cleaned my room, and that little notebook was there on my desk, dead centre, face up.We've never talked about it.
I didn't get to enjoy my life between 18-25. Why would I bother getting a job now? There's nothing fun about life past 25 anyway.
>>82953851Damn.... that's bizarre.
>>82953790Nothing quite as bad as those 2am anxiety memories. Got several of those myself lad, shame they literally don't ever fucking go away.
>>82953832>but it's not like you'll have a chance of real love anyway.You blackpill motherfuckers are genuinely the dumbest shits I've seen.
>>82953846Landlord greed has ruined the country. Don't hate renters, hate the landlords buying up entire streets to line their own pockets.
>>82953863Eh I really should have thrown it out properly, not just in the bin besides my desk.I was at my absolute nadir at that point in my life, and thought "maybe writing it down will help", but all it did was reinforce my unhealthy thoughts.Nowadays I've learned the true cure to depression. Complete and total apathy.
Who's the best girl in Peep Show? I'm a Toni man myself.
>>82953872It's not being dumb. It's being realistic. It's natural order. Women have access to thousands of better men on online dating now. I can't ever see me getting anything.
>>82953882Yeah and they're usually some indian or chinese types too. Landlords are legal terrorists.
That's me washing all sorted now need to have a shave x
Does HHL have any cohesive political views?
>>82953895Dobbie of course.Toni and Sophie are two sides of "everything that's wrong with women".
Just watched that Martyrs in 4K. Corrrr! Proper kinoberg just like I remembered. Might watch the shitty remake when I get a chance now but I remember it being terrible.
>>82953904Their greed knows no limits lid. They'll just keep buying more properties and making more money off "their" tenants. Said it before and I'll say it again, there should be a legal limit on how many homes you can own in the UK and foreign landlords shouldn't be allowed at all.
>>82953899No you're being fucking dumb.
Pointless even trying to talk to women irl when they can get better online. It's over for us.
>>82953846>browsing r/london and r/housinguk>people on 30-40k living in house shares and can't afford a holidaywhat is the point?
Corrrr just ate an entire large Meateor pizza from Dominos, a garlic pizza bread and some chicken strippers all in one sitting. Being fat is a privilege.
>>82953872Is this your first day on /r9k/?
>>82953969Alright you big tub of lard
>>82953969oh my lushthe meateor ones my favourite oh ym freaking days send me a slice
>>82953980I don't go to /r9k/ besides britfeel.
>>82953927You are literally in no position to say anything about how the country works.You fucking deepthroat trump's policies all the time, you think he would ever impose a limit on owning and renting property you deluded junkie cunt?
I'll open up my chest cavity and throw my lungs at a fucking bus.
corrrr that japanese lass has a hairy wibbled egg
>is it bad to be a sociopath
>>82954044reads like emo lyrics mate
The Apu in the control room is going mental. A whole meteor pizza and tendies has hit the monitors. That's a Grade 2 Chumba Alert.Fatties OUT.
>>82954026Probably for the best, there's a thread where people are sharing their rape fantasies going on at the moment. Really fucking bleak.
>>82953993One of the worst ones for me.It's just one topping and the meatballs themselves are only "alright".Need more than just one topping ideally.
>>82954063Go to guro on Reddit and it's all women begging to be raped and killed lmao
little 9 o clock post for the lads
>>82954063Alright unc
>>82954086No I don't think I will. >>82954090I don't listen to hip hop
>>82954081what do you mean mate? there's 4 toppingsmeatball, ham, sausage and pepperoni
>>82954023Pipe down. My opinion will always be more important than yours. Cheers x
>>82953969I've started recreating dominos pizza at home, even got the coarse semolina flour they use for shaping the dough on the counter. Only thing I can't recreate is their shitty but addictive meatballs, I'm tempted to go into town and ask if they'll sell me a tub so I can make a meateor one day, it was one of my favourites as a sprog and it still is now. I made the cheesburger one they had on for a while at home with my own burger sauce recently and I nearly effing came.
>>82954117Kek based hhl
>>82954117Meant for this landlord shill. Sorry lid x>>82954033
Shall be working off some further paperwork after din-dins here, shan't i X
If you're not into guro then you're a pussy bumblebee clot.
>>82953967No point at all. If you play that game, they will only continue to rip us off more.>>82953960Yes it is so over. Only the best men get girlfriends now. By best, I mean men that literally waste hundreds of quid on their girlfriends every fucking weekend.
>>82954130Remember the other night when you got lit and fucked a baddie?
>>82954063One of britfeels hot topics is kids being fucked.
>>829541366 bombaclot eggo Steven. Yi know I can feed de family a four wit dis?
Just shaved now chilling out watching the rest of this wooty game. Gwarn Spurs get stuck in. Also female commentators are cringe x
>>82954149Unfortunately I do indeed.
>>82954152neeeeeko ya wanta go an bowl
>>82953758i have an external hard drive and doing 'remove USB safely' is what powers it down. suppose it's the equivalent of dismounting on Linux.i am NOT risking another hard drive.
Fuck me Spurs are shite, especially that goalkeeper.
>>82954168Go on lad, live dangerously.
Indeedmong frantically cross referencing lads jobs, contacting managers on linkedin asking about bonuses
>>82954161Is it a home game? I want to ride my bike and don't want to deal with crowds.
inventing new personalities
>>82954168No this powers down the drive safely:udisksctl poweroff -b /dev/sdXUnmounting is just telling the filesystem to safely finish operations and removing the mount point. I would only run the above command on hard drives because of moving parts but flash drives and solid state drives do power down also.
>>82954161don't watch footy much but it always gets a laugh out me how quickly the girl ones shut the fuck up when the main commentator lad gets unrelentingly raucous over a possible goal, like they're being walloped by a pe teacher or summat.
>>82953895Elena. i could fix her.
>>82954256Stupid gay whore would get my semen on her face.
>>82954224cor thanks for the knowledge lad.but yeah the fact Windows DOES say a disk is in use sometimes, i don't want to interrupt reading/writing by yanking the cable out. maybe it's not even a technical risk, but it IS impolite.
Anyone go round taking photos of girls and then send them the pictures on their social media several months later?
>>82954279No but sounds like a fun time. You have some sort of fake account for this de lid?
>>82954208Aye Poocastle are playing at home.>>82954227They're just pushed on to tick boxes make a point about "muh diversity". Noticed they only talk technical stuff as well, there's no personality. You never hear them say anything controversial. Boring and cringe.
>>82953691Every female UK escort is Eastern-EuropeanEvery trans UK escort is BrazilianWhat is the reason for this?
for me it's forgetting whether the chicken strippers or the chicken kickers are the nice ones.sort of takes away from the pizza though. i want tummyspace, don't go round giving out starters or sides.
>>82954271I know on GNU/Linux you can run a command to see what is preventing something from unmounting (busy device). Usually something simple like a terminal window open in the mount point. Running 'sync' flushes writes to all disks also. I wouldn't have a clue how to do this shit on Windows. It's so much more complicated to use.
got some McDonald's coupons through the door. 3.50 for one of the standard burgers and fries. that's a bit...shit, isn't it? for an offer?also you don't get a drink. they've been getting away with this one for YEARS now.
Heading to work in about an hour and a half desu lads
>>82954329>3.50 for one of the standard burgers and friesused to be 1.99utter woke nonsense
>>82954291Of course. Only a madman would use their own account. Sometimes I put a knife emoji with a brown man emoji in with the message just to fuck with them.
>>82954351>Heading to work in about an hour and a half desu ladsgrimmingtons
>>82954322>I wouldn't have a clue how to do this shit on Windows. ages ago i remember there was some program that did explain 'those pesky error messages' about stuff being in use.but that just means Windows knows and they AREN'T telling you by default. could just put 'yep it's explorer.exe again' IN the error message.also Windows needs a compose key, proper tiling window management, and picrel. i traced so many drawings and got away with it. thanks Vitrite <3
>>82954214>inventing new personalitiesinventing new dollies
>>82954363Overtime de lad. 230 quid for the shift. Might do another tomorrow night if the VET comes up then it's 2x higher pay. Oh it lush
for guitarladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kygRtshJJkg
Me? I'm back on the whisky. Feels good.
I did used to take a lot of creep shots of women in public and videos too. Like if I was walking behind a lass with a fat arse I'd record her or take upskirts on the train.
>>82954418I did the same, but was always disappointed with the videos. Kept basically none of them. It's hard to record videos and take pictures surreptitiously.
>>82954415Let's have a dram lad, what ya got? Love a scotch single malt me, love a nice smooth Irish whiskey, love many fine bourbons. I just like it a lot.
Women are fucking evil.https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-14-found-dead-after-32777076
14.30 base rate, 1.36 night shift premium. 10 hours. 156.60 per shift standard1.5x for 50 hours, only base rate is multiplied, 22.81 per hour2x for 60 hours, 29.96 per hour1154.10 for the week if I do 60 hours
never forget SSM burned his house down killing a young boy
Insects of Insemination. Bugs fucking cute girls. What could go wrong?
>Me knocking some sense into HHL after he watched THAT video, reposted it and said grooming gang victims deserved it.
I laugh at how hard you try to impress us
>>82954480This is the dumbest sport in existence.
five mary berry facts we bet you didn't knowhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/food/articles/mary_berry_at_90
>>82954510I knew all of those you knobber. What a waste of my life.
>18 years old>ruins his life by being a nonceCutest nonce ever?https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/he-extremely-disturbing-views-behaviours-32748958
>>82954496Chess boxing exists
>>8295453618 and 14 aint that far apart desu. being called a pedo when they're both sexually active is kinda strange. in ancient Egypt, girls used to be married off at 14. current society rules suck.
>>82954562>The 18-year-old also sent the girl a link to a website where indecent images of children as young as four could be accessed, Lancashire Police says.Agree but he was into toddlers. Reckon they'll be bumming him in prison when they find out.
>>82954449feels like there's more to this. was that just one instance of a (really odd) bit of bullying? was the girl who texted his mum a classmate? was she sat around giggling with her mates? why him in particular?don't like this myth that other people play no role in someone's suicide. way, way before that point, bullying is just wrong.
>>82954582That's grim. Glad I'm not a nonce.
>>82954583If you get a whole group of people accusing you of something, your life will be ruined. Arresting an innocent person can be traumatic. These monsters who perverted the court of justice don't even get any criminal action against them.
>>82954536reminds me of this other 18-year-old male man.>i'm just a bit edgy on the internet and i have dark thoughts!well someone is either going to call your bluff, OR it's legitimate and you face the consequences for your actions.
>>82954536Imagine tying him to your bed as punishment. :3
The vast majority of paedos never molest, or view sexually explicit pictures of children. I think people would be surprised at how many nonces there are in the world.
>>82954611i'll assume the lass + others involved feel guilt/shame NOW, but suicide is just the extreme endpoint of where this ends up.i was never really bullied (basically knew how to just fit in) but when it's like an active campaign against you, what can you even do? seething makes it worse. telling a teacher makes it worse. punching a girl? don't even think about it.
>>82954617Lad would've made thousands on onlyfans being a tranny. If only he'd have seen his potential.
>>82954654Is one lol>born female but identifies as a male
>>82954646How about you stop being a freak
I've been listening to some forbidden emo lads, and I don't like the fact I've come back to britfeel being a bit topical about it.https://youtu.be/NjKmCxyKmas
May as well live in Turkey these days.
>>82954713Adopting the Ruthmong life eh lad?
>AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'VE REPLACED MY HEART WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEETAL PARTS>AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M WORKING OUT JUST FINE, BUT I CAN'T GET IT TO START
my autistic nephew was born with a micropenis and phimosis, he actually needed a circumcision/surgery as a baby. his 'best friend' from primary school decided to go around telling everyone when they were 13-14.you'd think bullies get bored, but girls were laughing at him every day he went into school. any Facebook/Discord/whatever groups, someone would inevitably bring it up for the lulz. it did not die off.
bit wackered me de lods, early beddington soon, although slightly tempted to boot up the project zomboid, lur r zombies I do
>>82954717Don't know why anyone would make fun of someone from Turkey to be honest. It's probably a lot better than England now. At least they don't have an Ofcom fining international web sites.
>>82954751Physically the country is fine but Turkroaches are gross.
Early night in beddingtons for me. Feel tired af and have to be up early in the morning.
Getting my Apu to act as a proxy for the ouija board that I use to insult and torment the ghosts of Ian Watkins and Rolf Harris from beyond the realm of the living. (Yes I have a consecrated salt circle and a cricket bat in case he possesses my frog)
>>82954736Deserved. Why even tell his best friend?
>>82954751Okay Ruthmong
>>82954811think he'd seen it, they were just 8-year-olds together lad. probably wasn't anticipating "this could be embarrassing in the future during puberty."
>>82953681that wasn't Fergie from Black Eyed Peas it was Tulisa from N-Dubz! I loved that sex tape corrr
>>82954562>in ancient Egypt, girls used to be married off at 14you don't have to go back that far, still happens today
An emo night lads, even this isn't strictly emo it's more emotional than most of it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apedOdPw-hc
>>82954909Ah yeah you're right lad. Ta for jogging the memory.>I loved that sex tape corrrReally? all it seemed to do was publicise that these hot popstars who act like sluts actually have no idea how the fuck to actually work a dick.Like when we all learned Belle Delphine can't give a good blowjob to save her fucking life.
>>82954928I think I just loved it because of the age I was. but something about her slapping that dick on her face really got me going
>>82954940Oh yeah I'll be honest I like that shit too, where a dick is teased and worshipped more than just flat out sucked and all that, but she was clearly doing that as she had no idea what actually felt good IMO anyway.Either way, Mum wasn't happy that I was very familiar with it.
>>82954811I told my best mate everything growing up. Learned my lesson there.
>>82954991what did he say/do?
I can crack my elbows like this but not as loud as that. Kinnel.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kNXDqg_SCBo
>>82954991Why would you do that? Are you a bit retarded?
>>82953278also right they go "R2, you stay on the ship," and maybe that's Lucas-sama's convenient way of not having R2-D2 show up in front of the Larses.but then he just waddles over to give them some news. i reckon you'd remember him. and the robot your son's dad built.
I can pretty much crack every bone in my body apart from my back and neck which is kinda weird since those are the ones people mostly go to chiropractors to get adjusted. I can only recall my neck ever cracking once and it was accidentally when I turned my head too quickly while sitting in a car years ago and I can't recall my back ever cracking.
I miss my dead relatives, lads.
They moved Timmy to a spacker/care home.
GUYS HHL MENTIONED HIS NECK!>>82955123>I turned my head too quickly while sitting in a caronce my head got stuck facing left and i physically could not turn my neck to face forward again. was extremely painful (for me), called a 'locked neck'. was worried it'd be locked in place FOREVER.
Voting Reform to wipe the bennie payments and shit eating grins off the faces of PIPmongs
>>82955233but that'll just make my anxiety worse.
>>82955233I hate all the political parties and would usually not vote for any of them, but I would vote Reform purely because Nige said he'd constitutionalise freedom of speech.I know he never will, but I fucking want it.
>>82955233>Pip>not 'PIP'idgi. The Guardian's house style does this too, even if its the name of an organisation or something. really weird seeing 'Swat team' over 'SWAT team'.
>>82955249Sorry mate, they should round all you spackers up and put you in low cost care homes where you can sit in your box rooms eating oats till you man up and get a job.
>>82955291what's your issue with oats lad? you one of those weirdos who thinks gruel is bad because of Dickens?
>>82955304You deserve soup mix with no soup.
oats + filter water + cocoa powder. bring to boil, let it simmer until it's stodgy. no need to have it thin, no need to have it unflavoured.
>>82955313that anon was being abused by his mother.you're walking a fine line. anyone else you want to put down while you're on? get it all out your system?
corr not been here in monthsanyfing intrestin' happen?new personalitieshhl must be happy wiv sunderland if hes not either dead or permabanned
>>82955330Don't want anyone put down. Just put in the appropriate state run facilities instead of using up housing stock for hard working citizens. No more lush PIP payments just a roof, 3 meals an 8 hour mandated jobsearch.Until then its box slop and soup mix sans soup for the spackers and wastrels.
>>82954617damnkinda cute
>>82954172yeh spirs fan herehate himhis saves are so dramatic which just tells me he has awful positioning
>>82955382bit homosexual, fancying someone who goes by he/him pronouns.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyj2g5l1g2osix years in prison. will probably be out in less than that. some of you guys up in Edinburgh are alright...
>>82955361you're speaking from a place of ignorance and privilege. HHL has been bullied to suicide his whole life. reckon you wouldn't last a day in his shoes.
if you can deliver parcels, you can get a haircut. no excuse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwwoaKPCXC4
>>82955406>bit homosexual, fancying someone who goes by he/him pronouns.Wouldn't that make it a bit heterosexual to fancy a tranny that goes by she/her?
>>82955406wouldnt shag a man.but cant help.if looks like a girl
>>82955123You can die suddenly from that. Please don't ever twist your neck suddenly, I'm not joking. It's one of those shitty rare situations that evolution couldn't get rid of, and you'll just come an unfortunate story that 99.9% of people never hear about.
>>82955283This really boils my piss. Sick of it.
>>82955528that's what they claim.but all male-to-female transsexuals are conveniently lesbians (unless they're gay).
>>82955532the Beeb doesn't say it, but other newspapers mention that is actually a female.your feelings are safe <3
Spackerlord
Spackerbaron
>PIP being reviewedeven if they cut my payments im still not working btw. no pussy no work
He is still pressed that even a spastic like Footmong earns more money than him
>>82955642as in, yours is right now?did they start some mad wave of reviews recently? time was, the initial assessment was shit, but then they'd just leave you alone for years.
>>82955642I'm sick of paying for spastics like you. I'm a virgin and go to work every day and my taxes are used about 60% on immigrants and 30% on spackers.
>>82955642Work is a good way to get pussy
>>82955233I am on PIP for anxiety and I work though
>>82955665your money goes to old people.
>>82955657Yeah and it's my first actual review in almost 10 years >>82955665>I'm a virgin and go to work every day Bleak
The Spackocracy is here. In the future the mong boy will hold the whip hand over the neurotypical.
>>82955689If there were no immigrants then I wouldn't care. Old people are just us in the future.
the benefit system here in England is about to collapse, only has a few years left. I agree that neet is the ideal but if you're dependent on benefits (instead of your parents) you might as well start working because it will be finished soon
>>82955588christ article us grim
>>82955740You should learn some real skills like hunting, how to make fire, find water, or rape.
>>82955740Benefits system here pays the least of anywhere in Western Europe lad
most people on benefits actually work.PIP allows you to be independent to make the decision whether to work or not. of course all NTs and ableds should get universal basic income too, but yous keep setting socialism back.
>>82955741in what sense lad?tbqh i think if someone said some edgy stuff on the internet when they were 17, shouldn't really deserve prison time unless they act on it.probably a mental case with BPD, could get xir sectioned if necessary.
>>82955775PIP has become almost universally a scrounger benefit. The people claiming it can work but have to invent ways to justify why they should be given free money.They have techniques and things to say to get it. I've witnessed it because I'm autistic and people with autism and ADHD lie on the forms to make sure they get money and free cars, and they give each other tips on how to do it.The UK is a basket case. Too much kindness, but when you try to support the entire world on a tiny island it's gonna collapse at some point.
>>82955823People with autism and ADHD are exactly the kind of people PIP is designed for lad.
>>82955823>I'm autistic and people with autism and ADHD lie on the forms to make sure they get money and free cars, and they give each other tips on how to do it.so they legitimately have autism and/or ADHD and have figured out how to get the points. that's not lying, that's absolutely fine.the sections on mental/social stuff were actually the result of campaigning by the National Autistic Society. you CAN score enough points on those alone, and IMO that's by design.
>>82955168sorry to hear that lad x
>>82955740Soon you'll need a Digital ID to work. I'm not having one on principle, so I'll probably have to learn how to live in the woods or something.
When SSM got a brand new Skoda SUV for 'fish odour syndrome' I think that should tell you the system has clearly gone a bit wrong
>>82955168a shame the snipers didn't.
>>82955892Why what is wrong with that? Someone who stinks like shit and fish obviously should not be using public transport
>>82955843No. It's designed for disabled people with serious conditions who are incapable of work and cannot leave the house etc.Right now as we speak there are turbo hotties on the /r/AutismInWomen subreddit who have no deficits at all, they're hyper-social, their idea of autism is that they like to watch Twilight.They had jobs for 10+ years without issue, but then in 2020 in lockdown decided they didn't want to work any more, so self-identified as autistic or ADHD and then got a fake diagnosis in a diagnosis mill and they lie and claim if they leave the house they have extreme anxiety even though they are in their late 20s or 30s and spent 15 years shagging men and going to clubs.The UK government gives them free cars and pays them to stay at home, even though they literally had jobs for years before 2020 and if you interacted with them they would be completely normal.They'll tell you that they subconsciously mask automatically and can't stop masking and you are sexist if you point out they don't meet the diagnostic criteria, and the doctors are "ableist" because they only diagnose white boys who like trains, but she wants to be a victim and is incapable of looking after herself. Then they buy plush toys and pretend they're children.
There's a barbecue in Rostock, you better comeHow do you like your Turks, do you like 'em well done?https://archive.org/details/barbecueinrostock_201908/01+-+Barbecue+in+Rostock.mp3
>>82955928autistic females are so few and far between. the argument is that autism presents 'differently' in girls/women and/or they're better at masking for some cultural reason, but at that point you're shifting the goalposts to the point they just DON'T HAVE autism.but when people are autistic, they deserve PIP and are (rightfully) entitled to it. there are two different rates, and a separate mobility component (which has e.g. 'disabled' = 'in a wheelchair' covered).
>>82955928I find it hard to believe the type of "fake autism" case you describe is actually getting PIP. It's a lot harder than you imagine.
Here's your modern white woman, bro. >efukt.com/24548_Debbie_Does_Dominoes.html
>>82955927Well he used to travel on the train even when he had the car because he's an alcoholic.
Welper Wegime has fallen in Brazil.SCUDs confiscated.
>>82955642>even if they cut my payments im still not workingYou would, though lad. You're not the smug apu. If you were this badass who does what he wants you wouldn't be a NEET posting on britfeel at 1am. You're cowardly by nature and you will crack and cry tears and beg like a slave if you need to. Not insulting you, just the truth.
>>82955977Well, I agree that genuinely autistic people do deserve PIP. I just resent this influx of fakers who watched a TikTok video or decided they preferred to stay at home after lockdown.My life is genuinely shit, I've been totally disabled by my autism in ways they couldn't comprehend, and the worst thing is they discriminate against me and insult me for my autistic traits, all the while claiming to be "inclusive" because they've turned autism into a new victimhood identity like another gender. They even have a name for it - autigender.
>>82956027>the worst thing is they discriminate against me and insult me for my autistic traits, all the while claiming to be "inclusive"Examples of times this has happened in your real life?
was a pure social death sentence for men, autism. you wouldn't want it, or you'd keep it private. it was the go-to insult/lesser group even for the geeky outcasts.mad how people are now wearing it like a fashion label. as though they WANT autism.
>>82956040Check out the autistic communities, it's non-stop.If you are serious I'll tell you a work incident but I don't think you are serious or have any experience of how bad this has become.
>>82956058Exactly, I grew up being discriminated against, abused, made fun of, and excluded.And then the same people who did that to me self-identify with autism, not as a disability, but as a superpower or neurotype, even though they have never had any issue in their life, and then when I do something autistic they're disgusted and tell me I'm being a stereotype or whatever.
>>82956116sorry to hear that lad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPknwW8mPAMno way to say sensory overload is just 'different', it's a bad thing ;_;
>>82951994That sucks. Maybe you should focus on something else in there. I'm in home renovation myself and paint houses and other stuff. I am also very skinny and have suffered with anorexia due to a trauma from my youth. I was once told by a woman who's house I worked on that I looked ghoulish and she was afraid I am going to die soon.
>>82955928No it has nothing to do with whether you are capable of work. Or how good looking you are lol
>>82956005Yeah he is inconsiderate but that had a nothing to do with the system
>>82956100Do you think that not wanting to shag you is discriminatory?
I was bullied my entire teenage years for being autistic and now the pricks that beat me senseless for years are the ones going on about neurodiversity and autism is a super power on their socials. Makes me fucking sick to be honest. One deano lad I ran into under mental health circumstances actually apologised to me for the bullying so I forgive him but the other cunts can rot.
No fucking pussy, no fucking work. Fuck getting anything out of me.
>>82956226Actually it does. A PIP application asks questions about how difficult would it be to do <insert normal thing>. Take a bus, drive a car, travel to work, cope with being outside, etc.It incentivises lying because unfortunately there are a lot of people trying to game the system, which makes it harder for anyone really struggling, because they have to prove it and it's assumed they're lying.
>>82956264A woman I worked with mocked me for being autistic, then she did a neurodiversity presentation to virtue signal, and about a year later claimed to have ADHD and got given loads of accommodations, then quit her job that she'd had for years.Now she just posts on Instagram with pictures of herself and her dog and I still have to work and my taxes pay for her to exist, even though I have actual autism and every aspect of my life has been a struggle.
>>82956304You do not need to answer yes to all questions to get it. You can get PIP and still have a job. So no, it does not
>>82956264>>82956357Life is not fair lads. You might as well get used to that now.
>>82956521No you don't. You have to meet a threshold and it's encouraged to lie. Pretty much nobody tells the truth for PIP.Are you a pipper lad
If they take away my PIP I'll simply live off Lidl and Aldi, pirate all games, buy second hand electronics, etc. Theres absolutely nothing which could make me work.
>>82956582Yeah I get PIP and I work. No lies on the application. They know I can work
>>82956619What are you paid for?
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/168036503#/any lids want to go halfs on this?
>>82956654Anxiety and ADHD
>>82956663I think it annoys me because I know I could claim and receive it but my obstinate honesty prevents me.
>>82956662Not for me but I wish you the best of luck.
>>82956663Are you female or non-white?
>>82956692thanks lad. although if you're not willing to shell for such a long-term investment, could i tempt you withhttps://www.loopnet.co.uk/listing/rotary-way-north-shields/33200547/?Helper, you and i could get this up and running again. one year, that's all we need.
> female or non-whitethe two genders
>>82956684Have you tried to answer it honestly? I could understand if your pride prevents you from telling the full truth.>>82956699I am a white male. This is /britfeel/ lad
>>82956751I could afford to buy that, but I would deny access to the public and then rewild it.
>>82956760There's no honest situation where I've struggled my entire life and then need monetary help now.I might be struggling more than many people claiming PIP, but I know the truth and can't lie.It's just shit, I have to suffer, but I'm sick of my taxes being spent on worthless shit.
>>82956771heh i see what you did there.
>>82956799You probably do not pay enough tax to have to worry lad. Most people are still paying off the costs of their own education and paying ahead for their use of the NHS in future. I would not bother worrying about it if I was you
managed to post my letter.had to take one of these.was already tired i guedd necaaause i keep nodding off
Is this true britbros? How do I reach this level?
Pakkit of chips and a kino if that's alright wiff you de liddington
>OMG yes I dated a guy who, after a couple of months, revealed he lived off of toast and Tesco meal deals (a pre-made sandwich, crisps or chocolate bar type snack and a drink, for those who don't know what a Tesco meal deal is). Such a major red flag, what do you mean you're a grown adult and you don't even cook simple meals???? BizarreYou're a red flag if you aren't eating their way. I bet whoever posted that is probably some fat cow too and the lad is probably skinny.
>>82957631desu shes right, its grim
>>82957676Why would I cook when I'm too depressed?
That fucking foid cunt old hag giving me evils on the tube in 2009. Just wish I filmed the foid cunt now and went to the police. Ruin her fucking day.
>>82957631Meal deals are for wagies; I simply order UberEats with my PIP.
>>82957716I don't like Ahmed handling my food.
If scottish lass can afford a po box she must be middle class.
>>82957679Cooking is a fun hobby
>>82957737>scottish>middle classdoesnt exist
Decentarse dinoslop, albeit a tad too formulaic X
>>82957763>try making recipe>it turns out shit>repeat like 10 times until it turns out decent>meanwhile you just wasted a ton of money on ingredients>have to do more dishes as well>could have just ordered a decent meal or bought something premade if you can't afford deliveryCooking is a waste of time unless you have kids or a partner
>>82957787Are you a massive retard?
>>82957776She clearly doesn't look it.
corr imagine having unprotected sex with a scottish babe like her.
Sex is the cure for depression and it's so out of reach for me. No...meds and CBT are not the fucking answer. Not getting sex causes porn addiction, misogyny, racism and no contributions to the society. Something that is free to give is unfortunately only for the most handsome men these days.
Mum said "why don't you try making dinner" once and I was just like "oh if you're going to be like that, I'll just not have dinner anymore."
>>82957894First comes the job then the gf. Girls aren't interested in stinky NEETs
>>82957938Having some shitty low paid job isn't going to put me in a better position for dating.
>>82957976What would put you in a better position for dating?
>>82958036Nothing. There isn't enough pussy to go round.
What's the point working when you still won't get pussy and still be poor? More men need to give up like me and stop thinking things will improve (they won't...this country is fucked and hates men). Why would a man work when everything is against him now?
>>82958074Post your flag on /int/
>>82958091It 6 am, don't have the energy to be going on other boards. Time for bed soon anyway.
Nasty bitch cutting me out of her life. Ain't never fucking giving her any respect anymore.
It seems another migraineberg EP has been successfully withstood
Feel a kebab, might have to get 1 later
Thought Starmer was banning 4chan
>>82958182Literally takes zero effort but ok x
Imagine wasting your time applying for a job. That's what happens when you bring millions of brown people into the country and companies offshore jobs to india. I'm the sane one here. I will not lift a finger to enter the jobs lottery.https://fortune.com/2025/10/28/gen-z-job-crisis-real-1-2-million-graduates-17000-jobs-uk-ai-labor-market-colleges/
>>82958359Maybe one day lad. It just comfy here.
>>82958386Reading this in my last year of uni LOL I'm fucked.
>>82958422Unless your degree is in food delivery or knife murder then you're okay
>>82958422Well at least you won't need to pay back loans in a minimum wage wagie warehouse job (if you can be lucky to get that these days). Millions will never pay back the loans... universities are raking it in and the taxpayers will be paying for it.
At least I will die knowing I never wasted years of my life trying to get a career only to end up working at warehouse or care worker for minimum wage. At least I will have not have debt to my name.
>>82958349Ofcom is full of pakis and other scumbag immigrants now. I bet they love their overpaid jobs of trying to ruin the internet.
>>82958466Yeah it'll be like you were never here at all
>>82958483No one will give a shit about you either once you're dead. You are just another cog in the capitalism machine. Life is going to be shit for you too.
Can you imagine going to work in a minimum wage warehouse job surrounded by browns who hate whites all day? No thanks. Fuck that is depressing to think about.
>>82958566When I worked in a warehouse it was just albanians who were funny af
Too depressed to masturbate
>>82958504Project on lad.If your life goal is just to die debt free then you may as well rope today.
Nu breadinghams soon phwoar X
>>82958689Not before lunch time i reckon
>>82953834How long will it take to recover?I'm 29. I'm the lad who saw an escort to lose his virginity and couldn't get hard.
I masturbate too much to be depressed
>>82958739Not him lad but I don't think you can just equate "I couldn't get hard cos I watched too much porn" but in your situation it was more that you were nervous. If you sit there thinking "omg what if I don't get hard" you're probably not gonna get hard. That and dealing with the nerves or internal thought process of trying to lose your V-card to a hooker.
>>82956662it's larks-a-plenty when the britfeel lads buy a theme park but their skylarking faces its sternest test when a goup of at risk apus turn up fo a day out
>>82956662I can give you 20k tops lad.
Some morning choons.
>>82958863good fucking taste my lid. The 30 second scream at the end of open face surgery is my favorite
>>82958881That's probably the favourite moment for a lot of people. Even the riff in the background as it goes is a good time.Honourable mention for me is the last moments of the album with Pathological Frolic.Blast beats hammering away while Worm goes "AND THEN WE FUCKED IT" repeatedly like he's having an epileptic fit while trying to say it - and then the album just ends.It's just finished so I'm moving onto something even filthier.
>>82958974Wasn't this already posted and derided as the stupid shitpost it is, or was that /v/ I can't remember
>>82958441>Go to school for years>Work and study hard, neglecting social life and women to get the best grades I possibly can>Finally graduated Russell group university with 1st>Excited to go out into the world of work >Takes a few months but finally get an interview for a job that is absolutely perfect, it's a graduate job and describes you to a T >Junior Knife Murder Executive>Go to interview and Stacy HR bitch notices you're on the spectrum and starts being mean >Makes joke about "studying the blade" and laughs>Hiring manager laughs>Burst into treats
>>82959018>>Burst into treatsMongboy alertthat or you're bigger than BLad and are on the cusp of exploding a load of sweets out your gut on death
>>82959031Fucking hell lad well done on showing everyone how new you are.https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/burst-into-treats
>>82959031Yes my body is filled with haribo gummy bears. How did you know that?
Me? 500th post poster.
>>82959078Proud of you lad, keep up the good work.
>>82959041I'll be honest mate I've been posting on 4chan since... 2010 I reckon, and I've either never seen that before or don't remember it. It was kinda post-boxxy obsession although they still got posted a fair bit.Maybe I was too busy posting Insanity Wolf or some shit.
>>82959073Cos you're an absolute unit of a lad and you don't get that way eating Celery and good vibes.
>>82959126It was a fairly brief moment in r9k history, but it was back when people actually produced content for this board instead of whining and sitting around all day hitting the refresh button just waiting to point out a spelling mistake. Sticks in my memory so much because that was when I was the most here, uni student with no responsibilities and nothing but time to kill. This board actually used to be good before the feels took it over.
>>82959151Fair enough then as I only bothered posting on r9k in the last year as my usual places got even shitter than normal.
>>82958751Thanks lad, that's reassured me a bit.
>>82959115Now it's up to you to make a new thread.
>>82952452This is why I hate immigration. Hopefully they can grow some good trees to block out that eyesore. Or just become an expat an move to Spain... lovely
>>82959175Don't mind if I do lad >>82959179>>82959179>>82959179Get in here for slipper talk
