Comfy slippers edition
>>82959153After I gave up on r9k the first time I around I went full into reddit, back when if you stayed out of the default subs you could still have decent conversations and not everyone was a flaming retard, but that's gone so far downhill and every other post is obvious engagement bait or marketing that I just couldn't do it any more. Which is a shame because it's a very good way of wasting time at work, can't hardly sit browsing 4chan on my work pc all day but reddit is family friendly.
Actually do need new slippers, think I've had mine for coming up two years now and the heel and ball of foot bits have collapsed. Will be asking a family member for some for christmas I think.
>>82959198I had a gander at breaking my 15 odd year habit of hating on leddit to actually post there, but when I went to every one I'd have a vague interest in I got hit by like 50 rules that stifled even the most tame banter.One I remember had like a list of criteria to determine post "flair" and your post would be binned if it wasn't high quality enough.That and I like calling people fags and retards too much to give it up.
>>82959237Reddit mods are like 4chan jannies but a hundred times worse because not only do they want to be in charge of the club they also want praise for it. Pathetic way to spend your life.
>>82959289Yeah I got that impression but I was hoping my shit would be niche enough to not get too many egochasers as there'd be very little gain. Either way seeing a fucking subreddit just for a niche music genre come with an essay of "rules to follow" put me right off.If 4chan does get killed again then I may have to bite the bullet, but fuck me I'm glad it came back.
Sometimes, i fard a lot X
>>82959320I think it was probably better like 15 years ago before apps when everyone on there was at least 18 or 19, or the overwhelming majority was anyway. Now you can see that hoards of literal children are posting all over the place and jumping in to discussions they have no idea about and then upvoting each other, so not only is everyone talking like a retard they're also all wrong. I think it's all well and good until they're discussing something you have more than the very base knowledge on, because if you try to explain why they're wrong you just get swamped and downvoted. Absolute nightmare that all the AIs are training on it, since it's just misinformation everywhere you look.
>>82959348Everything on the internet was better 20 odd years ago.
>>82959360Can't argue with that de lid. My favourite website used to by the spark, which later became sparknotes. They used to have a humour section where people just did stuff and did long posts about it. There was one called stinky meat diaries where he kept hiding raw meat in a mall and waiting to see how long it took for people to notice. Or another called stinky feet where he infected himself with athletes foot and wrapped it in plastic for days to see how bad it could get. It got pretty fucking bad. Just pure internet weirdness for the sake of it, that's what it's all about.
Boat people have it better than me
UC claimants have it better than me
I lived 10x more than Ruthmong has in his whole life just between the ages of 15 and 16
>>82959512What did you do between the ages of 15 and 16
>>82959534Having sex and some friends would be enough to 10x Ruth's life's work.
I did 9 years as a fucking incel, not a peep.I wanted to have sex. I compromised.
>>82959611Me? Was an incel from 14 to 19
>>82959534he was born 29 February, 1996. ended up being 15-16 for nearly four years.
me, went 16 years without sex haha.twice ;_;
I think one of the managers on this end of the week is a hair bobble nazi, nobody mentioned tying my hair up before, haven't worked this day yet it was an extra shift and somebody came over with a hair bobble made me tie my hair up, he made out like it's just health and safety but also that someone had told him to say, he didn't say who though, I wonder who the nazi is
morning gents.expecting a parcel, me. let's just say i may have double-ordered ink cartridges, and leave it at that.
>>82959703no one cares junkie
Drank enough to kill a man again. I can't keep doing this.
Think my post-escort nausea has finally subsided. Still feel a bit numb but I don't feel like putting a bullet in my head at least.
HIS LIVE!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pXoDPqmxp6Y
>>82959721i ordered ink to print a letter to the DWP asking that they reconsider their decision to close my claim.if you'd rather me sit around with no income, then that's a gap in my National Insurance contributions AND money that won't get recirculated into 'local businesses' (if you know what i mean).sorry anon, suppose i just care about our country more than you.
>>82959770>obese>bald>apparently smells of fish>has a sexy mommy gf How?
>>82959771why do you avatarfag with cats
Corr a fresh 16 hour day of dollies and lets pretend is it not, king
>>82959783i just post whatever images, not really an avatar gimmick. if you're "noticing patterns" then that's just my personality and/or the images i have saved.
am i 4k recurding?
>>82959771>asking that they reconsider their decision to close my claimWhat happened?
>>82959771>into 'local businesses' (if you know what i mean).Yeah I still dont care about junkies like you.
>tfw you have litres of your own semen injected into your urethra
Grown men shouldn't wear shorts.
>>82959783cringe gatekeeper
>>82959828still not sure tbqh. review, they asked for documents (bank statements, ID, etc). submitted them. they weren't approved. just got copypasta text about what documents ARE acceptable.eventually got some waffle about how the agent couldn't read the text on my passport (a scan, from a scanner) and she closed my claim without warning.
>>82959897100% agree mate, acceptable only for sports
>>82959929Apparently in Japan it's seen as highly embarrassing for an adult man to wear shorts.
>>82959929What about the postman?
>>82959937Shouldn't wear shorts. I cringe every time I see one of those manchildren.
me? wearing pyjama shorts because i'm in my flat and the heating is on.
Grown men shouldn't be NEETs.
>>82959946Nowt wrong with this
>>82959957Put some comfy track bottoms on you cunt.>>82959980Absolutely pathetic sight.
>>82959985Get a job you waster
Men who can't get access to vagina shouldn't be asked to work.
>>82959987Won't get a job if it means wearing shorts like a wrongun.
>>82959993Me? Love wearing shorts with long socks.
>>82959985>Put some comfy track bottoms on you cunt.you can't tell me how to dress, reporting you to Acas.
Hitler hated wearing shorts because they made him look silly, and the old photos of him in them were later hidden since they ruined his tough-guy image.
>>82960008that's how British schoolboys used to dress.couldn't get away with it nowadays. suspect school uniforms will be a thing of the past by the 2030s.
>>82959980>gloves and hat on>wearing only shortsb tw this only happens in britain.
Hitler's favourite film? Die Nibelungen of course.
>>82959992Have you written to your MP about this?
>>82960024In 2030 it will be the burka
>ssm stays in 2 days. then goes to the pub. stays in 2 days. then goes to the pub
I demand the immediate introduction of a Vaginal Access and Productivity Correlation Bill in Parliament, ensuring that no man is made to work, pay tax, or even participate in polite conversation until his needs have been adequately met.
>>82960028DVDlad's favourite film, too. I'm sure it's just a coincidence...
lunch status? sorted x
>>82959534>What did you do between the ages of 15 and 16Went outside and hung around with mates
A man without access to vagina is not the same as other men. He is in a constant state of agitation, humiliation, and spiritual depletion.
>>82960053this is false mateHHL has been pussy free for 35 years and he's doing alright
>>82960053Prostitution is already legal lad.
>>82960053I need to put my dick in a vag and it's urgent.
>>82960060HHL's life is a constant humiliation ritual. He lives in a care home and plays on a football team with mental retards. It's the most shameful existence possible for a man.>>82960061You seem to think this is about sex. It's not. It's about dignity, belonging, and the basic recognition that men like me have been excluded from the social contract. What you're suggesting is that men like me should buy what other men are simply given for being taller, richer, or born with better facial bone structure. Absolutely not.
>>82960076>"A man without access to vagina...">Bwaahhh why do you think this is about sex?!
>>82960045nice one lad. might see if i can score some of these myself.
At that wingo me. Might as well x
>>82960032Who is my MP?
my penis is not compatible with a 'standard' vagina.and i am not sick in the head enough to sleep with anyone under 25.
I am not psyoped enough to sleep with anyone over 25.
>>82960089care home group trip, lad?
>>82960090Sir Keith Stalin.
>>82960090Ahmet Ersagun Yucel. He's the Member of the Grand National Assembly for Istanbul District 1.
>>82960096Take the MILFpill, mate
>>82960089is this just what bingo looks like now? it's all on a tablet?
>>82960089What's the point in going to a bingo hall and gambling on a big spacker tablet when you can just gamble on the exact same game at home on your own screen?
>>82960105It's over for Yucels
>Ersaguncor loved those books when i was 12.
>>82960099Nah just had nothing on and fancied getting out for a few hours. Just had a wurger and chippy wippies. Might try me luck on the bandits SSM style after the main session finishes.
>>82960112Even his own MP's name is mocking Ruthmong. "You 'cel!"
>>82960110You can still ask for paper bingo books but honestly it's just easier to use the machines. It the future x
A 35 year old man goes to bingo alone in the middle of a weekday. Nothing weird or Norman Bates like about that at all.
>>82960089Are you in an old people's home? Looks bleak af
>>82960130Is he meant to just sit in the spacker home? Might as well get on the minibus to Mecca Bingo for a bit of a laugh.
>>82960128>it's just easier to use the machines. It the future xat what point do they just automate the whole thing though? random number generator computer says "23". your screen checks off 23 while you watch.might as well just get a scratchcard or do online gambling if they're taking away the fun of the balls and dabbers.
>>82960134It's a spacker care home. Probably even worse.
Feeling like absolute shit today lads. Found out some really fucking depressing news last night. I'm not gonna say what it is because it would derail the issue and a bunch of you would immediately call me a fucking faggot LARPer, but all the same I feel like an empty husk. Like I don't even know if I'll ever be able to be as happy as I was before I found out.A true before and after moment in my life. I want to curl up and die. I have nobody to talk to about it and if I did, even normies would dismiss me at best or make fun of me at worst.
>>82960134just looks like a bingo hall to me.
>>82960136Nah he's meant to be at work right now. Should be in his peak earning years with about 15 years experience in a well paid field by now.
>Feeling like pure shit today>Don't want to talk about it tho (pls give me attention teehee)
>>82960148You need to say what it is or your post was pointless.
>>82960148>I'm not gonna say what it is because it would derail the issue and a bunch of you would immediately call me a fucking faggot LARPer>I have nobody to talk to about it and if I did, even normies would dismiss me at best or make fun of me at worst.sorry lad but you have to tell us, or at least give us something to go off.
>>82960148Mate c'mon just tell us. Others might call you a LARPer but I promise to engage with you earnestly for at least a few replies no matter how unbelievable it is.
>>82960160Don't hate the player, hate the game. It's not his fault politicians made it more attractive to play bingo in the middle of the day than have a job.
Got a new high res monitor and the porn looks really high quality. I can see the pores on a woman's flaps.
i have a super interesting story...but i can't tell you!
>>82960173It's not though, is it? Let's be honest.
>>82960175not a fan of hi-def porn. prefer vintage stuff personally
>>82960162>>82960171>>82960172Don't give this mong any (you)s until he spills it. You're just giving him the attention he wants. Make him earn it.
>>82960185One thing I didn't like is in a DP anal vid I watched, I saw some brownish liquid come out
Phwoah lads something really interesting has happened that I'd love to talk about with someone.Shan't be telling anyone what it is though x
>>82960186>Make him earn it.that's not my responsibility. the onus is on him to simply tell us what the crack is.
I more just wanted to wallow in my misery with some pats on the back, but if you insist on something then fine. It's a sex thing. I was under the impression that my wife enjoyed something we have been doing and last night she told me that she doesn't and won't do it going forward.So not only do I feel like shit for all the times we've done it before, but I really like it so now it's like this great thing I love about sex is simply gone forever. I'm ready for the responses, but for any lads out there willing to accept this for what it is yeah it feels fucking horrible. Sex is really important to me in relationships. This has been a gut punch.
>Teehee it's about a scandalous sex act...>Quite unspeakable what that actually is though!>The delicate ears of 4chan could never handle hearing it
>>82960203And what was that thing? Stop being so mysterious, it's an anonymous forum
>>82960203i believe you x but also it doesn't sound that bad lad. you've talked about it, you've found it. can't yous just do other things you BOTH enjoy?(i know this sort of thing is embarrassing and feels shameful but it WILL pass.)
>>82960203is it pegging mate?
>>82960203So what is it lad? Are we talking some normal thing like giving you a blowjob? Or some bizarre fetish thing? Because I 100% believe you but your reaction seems quite extreme. You're acting like your wife said she doesn't like kissing you or something.
>>82960212Yeah I know but honestly no I don't want to go into specifics.>>82960214I appreciate it lad. Yeah it's embarrassing and shameful like you say but it also makes me feel fucking pathetic to realise how much I valued that part of sex. At the same time I won't lie I am annoyed at her because I thought I had lucked out and found someone who enjoyed it but now my life will just be devoid of one of my favourite sex things. That's just it. Forever. Haha fuck me right?I'll try talking to her at some point and we do have sex that we both enjoy that's not the issue, but fuck me I just want that special thing between us back.
He likes to strangle his wife and today she's told him she doesn't like it and now he's depressed.
found out my wife doesn't REALLY like it when i dress up in nappies. my whole marriage is a lie ;__;
>Wife worshipped and slobbered on Chad's cock for years>After marrying hubby she pulls the bait and switch and suddenly she's "just not that sexual"Many such cases.No refunds.
>>82960203Your wife doesn't like fucking black men whilst you watch? Sorry to hear that, lad.
his wifes been doing him up the arse and now hes having a breakdown on britfeel because she told him she was never into it
>>82960229>>82960230Sorry lads, I don't want to go into details. I get how it comes across but just not up for sharing that level right now. Also phoneposting at the moment so managing replies and stuff is a ball ache.Thing is yeah I know my reaction is 'extreme', but at the same time I really want it to be a part of our sex life because I really like it. Now it's just fucking gone forever. Feels like someone said you can't ever eat your favourite food for the rest of your life or something.Don't know how I can talk to her after work. Feel like there's nothing to talk about, she made it clear, just have to live miserable with it
>>82960268No need to go into details lad. Just give us a score out of 10 for how deviant it is. Let's say 1 is just a normal blowjob and 10 is dressing you up like a baby and changing your shitty nappy.
>>82960279It would easily be 11, far beyond anybody's compression... but I couldn't possibly say what it is on an anonymous forum. Please keep replying to me and giving me attention :)
My wife told me she'd do anything sexual I want with me because she loves me. But I don't want that, I'd rather do stuff we both enjoy. And there's plenty of that. So maybe just relax a bit lad. Also there's stuff my wife never used to be into that she got a taste for later so you never know.
>>82960261>suddenly she's "just not that sexual"my BPD ex-gf went this way. went from a top shagger to deciding she's asexual and not into sex, quite content to 'take care of that herself'.hope she's happy, wherever she is.
>>82960130Bit noncey that! x
>>82960279Fair enough compromise, I'd say it's probably a 6.5 all things considered.
>>82960304At least you didn't marry her like this coy-posting mong did.
what the hell could it be? is it illegal?leaning towards something psychologically odd now. maybe ageplay.
>>82960319if i married her, i could have fixed her. we were both approaching 30 at the time. being someone's compromise/settling is the best some of us can hope for.
>>82960191>saw some brownish liquid come outAye, hate when that happens. Very unprofessional
listening to 'Believe' by Cherimagining the song is called 'Steve'
>>82960315Then just chill out lad. It's not like she doesn't find you attractive. It's that she isn't into this particular thing with a 6.5 deviancy rating. Find something you both enjoy. You should be glad she feels comfortable enough to share to be honest. Communication is what makes a sex life great.
>>82960332You couldn't have fixed her lad, and if you're over 30 it's alarming you believe something so delusional.
>>82960380>It's not like she doesn't find you attractive. It's that she isn't into this particular thing with a 6.5 deviancy rating.Lie nuke. She'd go up to 10 and more with Chad.
>>82960386Maybe she would. She went up to 6.5 with this lad to please him at least a few times before admitting she isn't into it. She might have gone to 10 with him too. But that doesn't mean she'd enjoy it.
I bet it's anal or something, no more anal for anon kek
>>82960364>Do you be Steve in life after love?>I can feel something inside me, Steve>I really don't think you're Steve enough, noSounds good actually. It works.
Feel like shit lads just dont want my PIP taken away
>>82960397Anal isn't 6.5 deviancy. Maybe 2 or 3 at a push.
>>82960400>I can feel something inside me, SteveIs this a quote from HHL?
>>82960385i could have deluded myself into some degree of coping. that was my best shot at a lifelong relationship, i didn't try hard enough to fix her (or myself).
>>82960397Nah reckon it's something like swallowing or something. Anal is around a 5 on the deviant scale, practically the barometer for sex acts and all girls do it these days. Poor lad won't be staffing down his missus throat any more :(
Got my wife's rectum around me cockle.
cor, flat completely cleaned, washing all done, no one messaging me on teams, cacti pot holding down 'b' endlessly in notepad making me appear active. Sensational. Gonna drink me woffee and continue eating my flapjack then I'll exercise then play project zomboid.
>>82960412Just try to fix yourself lad. That's the only person you can fix anyway.
>>82960413Swallowing? No that is tame mate. That's like a 2 or a 3 too. And anal is nowhere near 5. Remember he said it's closer to shitting in a nappy than getting a blowjob.
Since it's shagging advice time, lads should I test the waters and see if my gf wants to watch porn with me while we fuck? Seems hot
>>82960419very much not a fan of anal, I find theres too much tightness concentrated in one ring of muscle, reminds me of condoms that are too tight and my wilber is very average in girth
>>82960429Possibly, but I think of the deviancy scale as act-independent. For example blowjob is a 1, swallowing is probably 3-4, while throat fucking to induce vomiting is an 8. All are blowjobs in a sense, but wildly different deviance.
It's too weird lads I can't tell you what it is because it's too embarrassing
I reckon its probably along the lines of pegging or urethra sounding, something a bit submissive that she wont like doing
>>82960433Yeah. Definitely. It's one of the hottest things my wife and I do. My advice is talk about some fantasy first and make sure she's into it, and then next time say "I found a video of that thing we talked about"
>>82960433could backfire, women nowadays seem to be very much against porn even going as far as seeing it as cheating which is a bit gay, does she watch porn? have you ever discussed porn with her? going into it blind she might flip
>>82960448Who cares? It's anonymous, none of us know who you are. Shut up about it if you won't talk about it, it's pointless to keep saying "oh this extreme sexual thing, no I can't tell you what"
me, i recreationally read those love and sex advice columns in The Guardian. the odd Reddit thread about relationship advice.tbqh if 'vanilla sex' does not cut it any more i'd take a break from sex. 'how do we spice things up?' fucking hell
Why don't people just marry sexually compatible partners? Mental.
Just popped a daiazipam I hope it makes me fee normal again.
Fine lads, I'll fucking tell you then, I like to wear her knickers and let her put a plastic willard up my arse
>>82960464You've clearly never been in a 10+ year long relationship.
>>82960461That lad wasn't me, but I appreciate that I may have overstayed my welcome so I won't keep going on about it. I get it's a big reaction, just hope I can calm down, find a way through it, learn to deal with it or talk to her productively. As it is I just feel very very low.Thanks to all the lads who offered advice. Later.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/oct/30/sex-life-marriage-long-term-relationship-taboo>Nothing used to be off-limits when talking about sex. Now I'm in a long-term relationship, why is it taboo?weird lack of self-awareness, this one.'
>>82960483Perhaps if you ask your wife nicely she'll let take a dump on your chest again
might re watch season 1 of the walking dead, loved the older seasons before it became very gay. It was never supposed to be a gay soap opera but 1 was gritty, faster zombies, could use items to their advantage. Just want some fresh zombie kvno, bring it back, not runners or weird mutations but good old romero style shamblers.
>>82960464>tbqh if 'vanilla sex' does not cut it any more i'd take a break from sex. 'how do we spice things up?' fucking hellLad, even with the best intentions, this is just how people are. If you're shagging the same person for years and years it will get a bit stale unless you put in effort to make it not so.
>>82960478That's not that bad. Corrrr, can I have a smell of her panties?
>>82960464I just like fanny, good old fashioned fanny, not arsed over arse or blowies, can happily plap the gf raw until the end of time 2bh because im wired for fanny. Bit like how ive never grown out of amateur solo porn, only thing id occasionally gander at.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/oct/29/shreks-appeal-why-gen-zs-are-settling-for-plainer-datescor gen z women are dating uggos because they're 'less likely to get hurt'.
humans are just a bit shit, aren't they?
>>82960483is there the possibility of letting you seek out a mistress solely for fulfilling whatever weird thing it is that you want? like if its some strange sounding, dildo up the arse being spanked with a paddle type thing she might not be bothered you get it from some brass
>>82960515Remember: women always do the opposite of what they say
>>82960413>swallowing or somethingDoes anyone actually give a blowjob and not swallow? Like they run to the sink to spit or something lmao
>>82960515This is not a new phenomenon. I went out with two really good looking women in my 20s who were clearly doing this. But they couldn't help reminding me how they were more desirable than me in very subtle, insidious ways. Wasn't worth it.
>>82960530Honestly lad it's fairly rare for a girl to be good enough at a blowjob that you actually cum from the blowjob alone. About 80% girls I've been with had to finish me off with a hand job.
Watching Rocco's Anal Initiations with wifeberg
>>82960473Women are only attracted to the top 5% of men who they cant get with. So they have to settle for men they dont actually want sex with in order to get married
My foreskin has healed so I will be wanking again tonight. Hopefully won't tear it open again
>>82960559The life of an uncutcel. Grim.
>>82960556Pure incel cope lad.
>>82960533do you not actually feel like you were LUCKY to have them and they COULD leave you?of course they know that, but what are they meant to do? pretend they don't?
The wife says she won't do blackface and peg me with a big black dildo any more. I'm so devastated, my life will never be the same again. Don't know how I can ever be happy now.
>>82960476were you the lad who was asking about them yesterday?report results in 30-45 mins.
>>82960573At the time I thought I was lucky to have any girlfriend so they didn't have to be dicks about it, it's not as if I didn't appreciate them. To be honest they were just as insecure and terrified as I was, despite being more conventionally attractive.
>>82960586Yes. It's been 15 mins now.
for me it's the fear of tearing my frenulum (that thin stretch of skin on the underside of your bellend).now you have this fear too.
>>82960515It's amazing how normie women will exactly confirm incel talking points but it's woke because they use very slightly different words.
>>82960601"Women will go out with ugly men" is hardly an incel talking point lad. They constantly say the opposite.
>>82960588fair enough, appreciate the candid answer. sounds like you've learned from the experience (best you can hope for, really).
>>82960614Yeah definitely. It's really interesting when you get a bit older and think back on your relationships, seeing dynamics that seem really obvious but you had no idea were there at the time. Reading old chat logs in particular can be insanely enlightening.
wont ever get sex anyway so none of this matters for me xwild that your lives revolve around sex
>>82960611The article's not saying women enjoy going out with ugly men, it's confirming alpha fucks/beta buxx.>Once you've had your heart broken a few times, there's a lot to be said for a partner who's kind and available - even if they're a bit of an ogre
>>82960631Says nothing about money lad.
just get a fleshlight feels identical to me
blowjobs are better than sex, theyre warmer and more comfortable
>>82960678"Buxx" isn't always literally money. It's also figuratively stability and emotional support. You need to study the literature.
>>82960692The brutal truth nuke that pussycels aren't ready for. There's also what the tongue can add.
just put a fleshlight in the microwave feels way better
>>82960693Bollox lad. "Beta buxx" is about cynical extraction of resources, not stability and emotional support.
notice the article desperately tries to stay gender neutral. The Guardian has no editorial qualms about taking about 'men'.
They should make it where autistic men can have their pick of the 18 year old schoolgirls.
>>82960706Stability and emotional support *are* resources that can be cynically extracted, no different to money.
>>82960730they should make it that, agreed.top-rate PIP, too.
>emotional labour IS labour!all right Chairman Mao, keep your hair on.
>Duuhhh how could non-tangible things have value??
>>82960732Emotional support isn't a finite or transferable commodity, so it's nothing like money
>>82960746>money is just like, a construct, manwhoa. pass me the cannabis cigarette, dood!
If the 18 year old lassies in school are seen to not be virgins for their autistic male then they will be executed. Simple as. Virgin pussies for autistic men. Simple as.
>>82960754I never said it's identical to money. It's sufficient that it's something women want and men can provide.
Ok so it's strange to describe but I feel like im floating on a cloud, i am little but numb as well and I feel a little sleepy. It's taken the anxiety away a little bit.
>>82960730>>82960762quite sexist, this. it implies that 16-year-old girls are not capable of agency (for the state to rob them of).
>>82960770It's not a finite resource where one partner has more of it and the other partner extracts it, that's the difference. There's no reason why it can't be provided mutually.
>>82960772nice one lad! enjoy being chill.
>>82960756>money is just like, a construct, manSort of, yeah. It's a medium of exchange for transactions. In the AF/BB relationship there's an exchange of a woman's sex for literal money, stability and/or emotional support. It's really not a hard concept. You can have a transaction that doesn't involve money changing hands.
Had some hard lines de lids. It's a break so garn have a wee go on the machines now x
>>82960791emotional capacity is absolutely a finite resource.
>Had some hard linesHHL back on the gear
>>82960800it's true that whatever 'theory of value' you use, we have just invented money as a token. some basic numerical indicator of the worth of something, as opposed to, i don't know, barter.but that said you could absolutely put a price on something like 'emotionally supporting someone'. most people aren't digging ditches, they're tapping away on a computer. it's still work they get paid for.
>>82960830>but that said you could absolutely put a price on something like 'emotionally supporting someone'.Yeah, that's exactly my point. That it's fully comparable to actual money in an AF/BB relationship. You could even work out a monetary value for it if both members of the couple were willing to be fully honest.
>>82960839fair enough laddington.>You could even work out a monetary value for it if both members of the couple were willing to be fully honest.practically speaking that WOULD just be silly, although i do think plenty of jobs involve emotional labour (nurses, carers, etc) and that's real work.but my MAIN point was that i object to this idea it's some infinite resource. people get drained, even on a purely chemical level. it's not something you always have on-tap, and SOME women take as much as they can.
>>82960692I've never understood the point of blowjobs. Have no desire for one. Just want to put my dick in a pussy, that's what feels good.
HHL unironically has a better life than me.
>>82960965he doesn't unless you include "being in denial about it" then sure he has that in spadesyou need to basically be homeless or bankrupt to have a worse life
Looks like a scottish thot when she isn't larping as a nerd for her simps.
>>82960975no one cares turk
>>82960993I'm not a turk. Stop projecting.
Big 16 year old milkers ripe for my cum.
ngl the banana and coffee combo has wrecked my insides, its like a really fast acting laxative, coffee doesn't do that on its own wtf, my shits all fucked up inside now
>>82961036Must have been a ripe oneThey have the opposite effect if they're green still
>Prison officer 'engaged in sex act' with inmate in prayer room while others kept watch >As Isabelle Dale, 23, romped with convicted robber Shahid Shariff at HMP Coldingley in Surrey, two other inmates acted as 'lookouts', a trial has heard.Mad to think guys in prison get more pussy than us. 23yo pussy too. Not bad at all.https://metro.co.uk/2025/10/29/prison-officer-engaged-sex-act-inmate-prayer-room-others-kept-watch-24557080/
>>82961065yeah I got it slightly green then waited for it to be normal and yellow, tasted fucking fantastic and would have been fine if I'd have had one or the other but combined together has created something terrible. Ive done this before then completely forgot that it causes this, not sure why this happens.
>>82961071>2022oh aye, i remember these videos.
>>82961021But you can't have one image of them. You can only shag them.
>>82960024that's how I dressed up until P7 (year 7 I fink). blazer, jumper, shirt, tie, shorts, long socks, shoes. yes, I was privately educated.
>>82961120>yes, I was privately educated.what was it like? any stories?
>>82961120same shit in poorthern public schools
Regardless of your opinions, in most countries include UK, women, especially those capable of bearing children, are kind of vital national resource, although most civilised countries would not openly admit this. Therefore, relative leniency towards a woman's crimes is inevitable.A woman can get away with most crimes or get a slap on a wrist. Many women have sex with teenage boys and prisoners...but they somehow end up being a victim. You are basically living life on easy difficulty as a woman.
>>82960999You refuse to prove otherwise even though it would be beyond trivially easy. You must be a Turk
The average twenty something female prison officer is shagging bad boys in prison more often than we like to think. Most women turn their noses up at risky work so the ones that do decide to do it are definitely in it for the high risk sex. Only the ones that get caught are what we know about. I expect it happens in every prison.
>>82961174Another great inside from the low-IQ mong who is too scared to leave his stinking bedroom.
The average Turkish guy is pretending to be British online more than most people realise. Most men don't bother faking identities online, so the ones that do clearly get a buzz from it. It's not about tricking anyone for money. It's about the thrill of being taken for someone you're not. Only the ones who slip up get noticed. I'd bet it's happening in every comment section, imageboard, and forum out there.
Can you get a prison officer job if the police have arrested you many times with no further actions?
>>82961213He's not Turkish, though. He knows a lot about obscure British things.
>>82961239No you don't. Everything you know about Britain comes from the mongy YouTube videos you watch. You mong.
Won 30 squid on two lines. One number off a 300 squid house. Fuck you 88.Ahh well something is better than nothing. Oh aye x
>>82961253Why don't you get a job at a women's prison?
>>82961269They have strict requirements on neck length in that profession
>>82961280Wouldn't want to get shanked by a woman I guess?
This is a working-class general. Middle-class cunts can fuck off.
>>82961291Yeah it's a weak point, loads of shanking area. HHL would need a custom made chain mail turtleneck jumper as protective gear
>>8296130890% of people here don't even work you idiot
SSM provided the semen required for one of the most beautiful Scottish lasses out there.
So many flagshaggers in this country. Chinese flag making companies must be raking it in.
>>82961376People painted the St George's cross on a roundabout near my house. Pathetic behaviour
what's better Pepsi Max or Pepsi Diet?would go for Diet Coke, but it's not on special.
>>82961411Pepsi Max without a doubt
>>82961228yeah probably considering they are massively understaffed due to shit pay and shit conditions, they reply back really fast and you need 0 quals to do it.
>>82961376>So many flagshaggers in this country.Indeed
>>82961419just clocked it was cheaper so aye getting it anyway. cheers lad.for some reason Pepsi Max sometimes causes this heartburn i don't get with other drinks. let's see if it happens again.
>>82961387>Pathetic behaviourBeta boy fuming lol
>>82960975She would be hot if she lost a little bit of weight and didn't have a gormless face.
>>82961444Lol what a seething response
>>82961239Yes he is Turkish.
>>82961387My favourite of that is there's a mini roundabout past where I drive sometimes, and some lads had just drawn a thin red cross the white circle in what honestly looked like fucking crayon.It was perhaps the saddest display of patriotism I've ever seen. Might as well spray a ketchup cross over abit of rice and yell god save the king.
for me it's all the graffiti by/about trans youth. the sort of jokes they say on Twitter, but more anonymous so more violent.
>>82961563literally got loads of graffiti in my area about ''arm trans kids'' ''kill bigots'' etc etc ''antifa controlled area''
KIRSTY GALLACHER ASSAULTED WHILE WALKING IN LONDONMasked attacker 'kicked me like a football'Nearby security guard was ABSOLUTELY USELESS and did NOTHING"THIS IS NOT OKAY. WE ALL HEAR ABOUT LONDON NOW""THIS IS HAPPENING ALL THE TIME"
>>82961576When I was in bristol there were loads.My favourite was something like "Antifascist Warhammer" or "Warhammer Antifascists" where it was a warhammer group that decided to also fucking tie in their political stance cos they can't help themselves.This was just on a sticker on a small bridge over a river that's out the way and not busy.
>>82961649tonnes of stickers on lamp posts and bins around mine for some prostitution service, shit english so probably eastern euro, also for cam sites
Bristol: mentionedBest city in the UK, oh aye
>>82961496He done you lad
>>82961663Usually it's "REJOIN" where I am now, then cheap dodgy websites selling fake shit.>>82961666Dunno about that mate. Walked through St George enough times to prefer being out of it.
>>82961666Bristol is a pit of degeneracy and villainy. The San Francisco of the UK.
>so many flagshaggers in this country>Indeed [photo of many people holding flags in London]>omg seething!!Somebody explain this to me?
>>82961666Nottingham is way better
>>82961690Flags bad when white peopleFlags good when brown peopleHope that clears it up
>Somebody explain this to me?Fucking lol what a spastic
>>82961702Explain what's funny lad?
Palestinian flag represents brave freedom against oppressionEnglish flag represents fat racist mongs with no money and nothing going for them
>>82961706How much do you need fucking explained?
>>82961707Brown man detected
true all them racists have ruined the english flag now
>>82961716Why are you swearing lad? Calm down.
>>82961707That is your opinion, however, it doesn't make the Palestine protestors any less flagshaggers.
>>82961718Show bank balance lad
>>82961740My bank balance could be 0 or 1 billion and you'll still be brown lol
>>82961752Kek seething poorfag detected
idk how anyone cares about palestine, think it must be the arl lack of empathy due to aspergers but I couldn't imagine going through life having my emotions manipulated by any old thing going on in world news, must be tiring.
>>82961764Copying me now big man?
>>82961775Posting a lot but still no bank balance kek. Let me guess, benefits?
>two mongs will now shit up the thread arguing fucking boring
>I said kek, that means I'm not seething!
>>82961806Well join in on my side against the brownoid and we'll beat him
Thing is St. George's flag is a beautiful flag, white, symbolic, hopeful, inspires good feelings. Palestine flag blatantly looks like some terrorist durka durka flag from some grim dodgy 3rd world place. If that's more appealing to you fair enough.
>>82961820I bet both of you are pasty southerners who haven't seen the light of day outside of your mums boxroom in several years
>>82961620>KIRSTY GALLACHERliterally who?
>>82961666It's been surreal watching the rapid wokification of Bristol, I loved that city, it always had that sleek, well to do, brutalist industrial feel to it.Went to Castle park recently and it was mostly 20 somethings doing hard drugs, tents everywhere and darkies loitering. The graffiti culture has become a parody of itself too, obnoxious and sprawling the entire city rather than you stumbling upon it.
>>82961827Sorry lad the St George's flag doesn't inspire good feelings to me. It just reminds me of fat sweaty bald mongs
got this sticky toffee apple and what the fuck is it? how do i eat it?it's like a massive hardboiled sweet encasing an apple. if i just bite into it, it'll break my teeth. are you meant to lick at it, like a lolly?
>>82961861The Christian cross doesn't inspire good feelings to you? Interesting.
Still undecided on starting deep space 9
Me? I love being racist
>>82961832Ex Sky Sports
>>82961867put it in the microwave for 5 minutes lad
>>82961904>the microwavedon't have one ;_;
>>82961877Why would the image of some lad getting tortured on a cross inspire good feelings to you?
>>82961907Doesn't know how to eat a toffee apple, doesn't have a microwave.Are you an immigrant from a brown country?
Thoughts on Django Unchained?
>>82961926its alright, much prefer the hateful 8, always put that on for christmas.
>>82961922Thats for you to work out lad. I don't get upset when I see a cross. Ever seen The Exorcist (1973)?
>>82961926Good kino that is tbqh de lid.
>>82961957Nah haven't seen it lad. Not really a fan of horror films. You seem upset now
>>82961926Don't listen to soppy foreign love ballads
>>82961967The Exorcist is more of a mystery religion film tbqh.
just boiling some water in my water cooker
>>82961967>You seem upset nowHow so? Just find it curious that you associate the universal symbol of Christianity with negativity. Would you agree thats curious?
Can only play my degenerate VNs at night due to living with parents. It not right de lids.
me? love the Georgia flag and hate the England flag. simple as.
>>82961998and if you moved out youd need a job to support yourself and thus couldn't spend as much time gooning, truly is a hell realm
>>82961997Not really lad. Like I say, the universal symbol of Christianity is a man being tortured to death slowly. Sounds quite negative to me.
>>82961998glad i dont play them anymore what a massive waste of time, just sharpening my pencil for hours going though bollox dialog to get to a good scene
>exists>HAHA YOU ARE SO MAD OH MY DAYS
>>82962017Very true indeed my lid. Still, playing such seedy games would feel wrong during the day anyway. Stops me from gooning during sociable hours.
>>82962034but then youd have to catch up on chores in the evening and at night couldn't stay up gooning because youd have to go to work, just cant get ahead in this life.
>>82962021im14andthisisdeep level posts in britfeel now
>>82962043It's hard being an autistic NEET but someone's gotta do it.
>>82962058Think you'd find it's a rather overstaffed role mate.
>>82962021I can lose weight but you'll still always be brown
>>82962077The fuck are you talking about? No one mentioned your weight, you fat bastard
>>82961923>Are you an immigrant from a brown country?no. but don't worry lad, i cracked off a good chunk of the shell and exposed the apple inside.now i can take little nibbles around that. it's the APPLE i want, not this rock stuff.
>>82961985i use a pot.the only time i boil water is for pasta/rice so i do other stuff while it comes up to the boil anyway. coffee? got one of them stovetop moka things.
>>82962142You know you can just buy regular apples
>>82962157i just wanted this because it was on a flash sale for 60p.i don't really like apples that much. they taste okay. but as a food/fruit, they're nutritionally very poor.
Rather cross with the mumberg for buying cheap gravy mix. I'll not say anything to keep the peace. She'll get told in subtle hints.
i dont like british food anywayonly like about 5 things on this list
Been thinking about women's vaginas again
>>82962348More of a pot noodle man are you?
>>82962348Cor, I love a bit of black pudding. The people that say they don't like it never tried it because they're squeamish.
getting through it, lads.
>>82962381thats not real food mate, but i'll take some proper noodles any day of the week
>>82962348i get the generally ~gross~ stuff being at the bottom. but Lancashire hotpot? a proper one, with mutton? it's just a really nice stew. that should be top tier at least.
>chopping your peppers into thick strips>but chopping your spring onions into fine slices
well rn i've got this emo banger goinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UwWYtLWEZg
On ESA I was getting 650 a month but now on UC I'm getting 800 a month. Corrrrrr!
Talking of bangers I just had chips sausages and gravy
>>82962511that's a mix of 'Top' and 'God' going by >>82962348hope you enjoyed your Tod-tier food
>mac and cheese>in the ovenoh my days
>>82962511>chips and gravythat a norf fing?
>>82962407Oh my heck is that some oriental slop :O
For my dinner I am having my wife's pussy.
Halloween on a Friday night. You know what that means. Tarts dressed up as Hermione Granger and half naked vampires will be shagging Deanos dressed up as Where's Wally, Smurfs and Minions, all night long. Oh aye. Shagoween more like.
It's grim NEETmeal hour
why did british people put microwaved peas with all their slop meals
>that's not true emo, that's just pop punk!ITT: false emo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MRdtXWcgIwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gobdU5Pycvghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5mZsDLFyv4
>>82962617Why are you here if you're foreign?
I've started selling weed on my estate. Made 600 quid just this week.
Middle class soiboy feels sophisticated for eating slimy chinkslop lol. Remember to slurp like a disgusting animal for extra authenticity.
>>82962627im not foreign i can just admit its mostly slop
>>82962643Stop talking like a foreigner then. You sound foreign af
>>82962612happy to report i've gotten all the coating off my toffee apple.
I will die a man who never had a girlfriend.
>>82962635Thankfully I can only imagine how sad and lonely your life must be
>>82962685I got it in one lol off you pop Cecil
>>82962703It wasn't me who posted the noodles lad. I don't think they look like good noodles. Never been a guy for fried noodles desu.
>>82962684Can you really blame women for wanting to avoid you? You seem shit
Fudge packer Zack Polanski/David Paulden
I will never eat noodles or any of that Chinese food, no thanks, I'm British and proud
Wepperoni wizza subs for din dins x
>>82962710Oh I see you were just upset by a word that triggered you to butt in
>>82962786It's not that lad. I just wanted to take a swipe at you because you seemed pathetic. I know it's a bad impulse. I should really have grown out of it by now. Sorry mate
>>82962617HHL Ioves peas
>>82962822I'm pathetic according to a man who "takes a swipe" when he's upset by words lol
>>82962619you leave Good Charlotte out of this
Get a proper British meal down ya
>>82962839It's not that I take a swipe when I'm upset by words lad. I take a swipe when someone looks weak. It's something I've been doing ever since school, and frankly I'm ashamed of it now. So again, my apologies
>>82962859It's okay lad we all swipe in life
i think it's one of you seethers who constantly criticises my life choicesdon't get your motive tbqh
>windy and rain outside >me in bed full of food and got 4 pints to slam >listening to some choons cannot get anymore comfy lmao x https://youtu.be/LpNVf8sczqU?si=nedhcwH2u0AEWOojPlay clare obscur exp 33 its so fucking good x
Got the sweeties sorted for tomorrow in case we get any trick or treaters x
>>82962945Is this North Korea lad is it illegal to criticise you?
>>82962945What are your life choices? Gay?
>>82962958they come up to your flat mate?
Gay trans lad thinks he's in North Korea
>>82962959no but it's impolite.>>82962960NEET, drugs.
>>82962958pretty sure the police let parents know not to knock on your door you fucking wrongun
>>82962970um, i am NOT trans.
want to watch that new film
me? just going to start out my window. glare down at the kids.there were a few scary houses where i grew up, included one where the bloke pulled a knife on us. it's our duty now to pass that same level of fear down to today's young'uns.
>>82962978>NEET, drugs.Fair play that's fine
>>82962958>>82963022I'll do what I do every year. Switch the lights off and hide.
>>82963020bit vague mate
I've got a right grump on this evening, can't explain why really. Just not feeling very happy with anyone. Best to just huddle on in and keep quiet. If you can't say anything nice and all that.
>>82963020Christy? i just had a look on a few sites for you. it's had a premiere, though the Digital Cinema Package might have made its way to Russia. sadly nothing :( (searched in both English and Russian)also, lots of porn stars are called Christy, wow.
>>82963057yeah but that film you know the one film well yeah that one I want to watch it >>82963066haha yeah have to drag my arse to the cinema :( twink you for looking x
>>82962958I doubt there'll be many knocks at the care home.
Things really went to pot once we let gays out the closet. Just a thought.
>>82963225Kind of true. I don't have any issue with gays myself at all, but the problem with normalising it was that the same activists moved onto open borders and transgender causes.
Phwoah talk about women of power!
>>82963225Things really went to pot when you slid out of your mum's fanny. Just a thought.
I want to be nursed by her motherly swingers
>>82963020>>82963268>>82963306BBC is required.
Shut-in lad cowering in fear in his parents boxroom when trick or treaters knock on his front door. He does NOT like strangers at his door. The postman's daily visit is bad enough.
>>82963323Sad because you know this is highly accurate
I have the nicest home of anyone on /britfeel/
As soon as they made it legal for women to have sex with black men, they ruined this country and they ruined my chances of happiness in this life
>>82963345He hasn't left the house since 2017. The outside world might as well be an alien planet to him now.
>>82960407If you rate covering your dick in shit a 2 or a 3 then you need to be sectioned.
>A homeless man accused of battering a west London woman to death with a mallet days after she took him in has pleaded guilty to her murder.>The court heard that Adoum had a history of violence against women and had been released from prison in July 2024.>In 2018, he broke a woman's jaw and gave her a black eye, and in 2024 he attacked two female prison officers, punching one of them in the face, knocking her out.>Victoria Adams, 37, met Apapale Adoum, 39, at a homeless shelter on Feb 6 and invited him to stay at her flat in Hammersmith, west London. Adoum attacked the mother of four with severe force on Feb 9.>Ms Adams was found face down in a bedroom with a bin bag over her head which was covered by a pillow.I know we're not allowed to suggest that anyone who's a victim of a crime could have possibly done anything to avoid it because of le victim blaming, but come on.
>>82963225>>82963248the anti-transgender gays are pretty based thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6I7XIPVaDci'm in this video, and even i have to laugh
>>82963323Which one of your Internet nemesis is this even directed at, lad?
>>82963405yeah the woman is fucking retarded
Restless.Was going to go to the Aldi but the buses stopped at 6 (it goes up to a notorious estate so they terminated it before my stop)can't go until Monday now :/
>>82963446Just hop in your car or take a nice stroll lad. I can't deal with buses myself. You'll always find the dregs of society there (no offence).
>>82963268>>82963306Getting her tits out to promote her shite film. Sad.
>>82963418Fortunately it wasn't an innocent other member of her family.
Lads when was the last time you had a WCA? For me it's been about 8 years, did they stop doing them after covid and they have been backed up ever since?
wonder if tits are inversely proportional to film qualityall that 'hype' for Spring Breakers because tee-hee it's some former child actresses... then it was a bit shit.
>>82963405>>82963418How was she supposed to know he had a history of violence against women?
>>82963494Would your assumption be that a mentally unstable man in a homeless shelter was peaceful?I guess that's your gamble to make but it might not pay off.
>>82963458nah it's like 4km away and one leg is a bit monged. Waiting on pip and adapted mobility car (need accelerator on the steering wheel).tbf you meet all sorts on the bus>"I'm off my meds today">"My daughter is doing well in kung-fu, she's 3">"Can i get to London on this bus?" (200km away)>"Are you X? you look like him"and so on.
>>82963462We should encourage getting tits out for a wider range of events lad. It's the future and it's beautiful.
bored of britfeel again
>>82963519You won't ever leave though will you lad.
>>82963523well we're all going to be forced to leave soon aren't we lad
i let a homeless couple stay in my flat once. they were these off-the-grid anarchists who WANTED to be homeless, just going from city to city busking.could've robbed me at any point. instead i had a lie-in, so they left, drew me a cute little note to say thank you.
>>82963500How was she supposed to know he was mentally unstable?
>>82963405This kind of thing is catnip to women. I know one who wanted to move a homeless guy who was living under a bridge into her house but he got recalled to prison before she could lmao
>>82963492They all look like they havd STDs
>>82963576IRL probably. i think in the flick they were all sexually experienced/voracious, except a token virgin (think her family was religious or something).tried to be all arty and about the DARK SIDE of the party lifestyle. but in the real world these lassies can (and probably did) just drink beer, snort coke, and gobble cocks, and they're no worse off for it.
Just a quick reminder that Shippy is a paedophile
Aw anon dont look so sad. Look I ordered some pizza and put your favourite film on. I figured after a long week you could do with some cuddles and love from me MWAH. you dont have to work on the weekend so you can stay in bed with me all day and night okay? I love you and im really proud of all your hard work. you are working so much and I can see your efforts. keep it up i love you x
Time for another jar if thats alright with you my lads but this is the last one. Work tomorrow.
Have a mate (woman obvs) who tried to shame me because I brought up the fact a gypsy child had actually tried to pull the "we'll pave your driveway" scam on me. 108% pikey, could barely understand him, his dad waiting in the van just up the road, trying to sell me on a driveway as if it isn't a literal meme that pikeys offer to do your driveway and then fuck off with the money. You'd have to be ancient or literally retarded to fall for it. So we were out at a pub with this couple and I mentioned it and she thought it was very unreasonable that I was assuming that the 12 year old was trying to scam me, maybe he was a legitimate trader just trying to get by in life. Lucky they're irresponsible with money (two children, live in a rented flat) and don't have a place of their own, wouldn't be surprised at all if they did and he came home from work one day to find she'd given all his money to gypsies to prove how prejudiced she isn't. Anyway, lesson is don't let your women be in charge of money. I love my wife but limited cash goes into the joint account.
>>82963405>apple adamkek
>>82963604Unfortunately women in real life are rarely like this. Instead it would be more like "Yeah I know you cook for us every day and clean up afterwards too, in between your hectic job, but you left a bit of mess in the kitchen this one time after cooking for both of us grrr fuck you!"
>>82963604not feeling the romance here, just the desire for wizza and moobie
if i wanted my drive doing a gypsy lad offered, i'd give him SOME benefit of the doubt.he's getting the money as escrow, in the form of Steam gift cards. held in one of those mobile phone safes that automatically open after 24 hours, OR if i open it earlier with a key (satisfactory completion of the job).if he nicks the whole thing, i'll cancel them on Steam. just wasted his own time, then.
>>82963604LARPing this shit is fucking pathetic man
>>82963613>Lucky they're irresponsible with money (two children, live in a rented flat) and don't have a place of their ownA 12 year old gypsy estate agent currently has their deposit and they're looking hard for a house for them tbf lad.
*informs the apus that prince andrew has been stripped of his prince title* must be a proper nonce
>>82963754Couldnt give a shit about the royal familyFucking shoot the lot
>>82963685Can see you're a smart financial thinker lad, might suggest it next time they come by when they aren't leaving their shit in the local park or fly tipping in our sites of natural beauty.
>>82963769Reported this post to the authorities
>>82963786I'll just tell them Charles called someone a wog on twitter once and they'll shoot him for me, good thinking lad.
>>82963786Human Rights Act hasn't been revoked yet.(this is what Reform WANT)
Ah yes, another night scrolling through 500 games on Steam, playing none of them, then cracking open the next pint tin
god beat me up till I cum x
>>82963754They keep doing these tiny little steps to try to appease people, but everyone wants the nonce to go to jail for noncing. They all think the same way as him, when he did the interview and said he couldn't sweat he actually thought that the general populace was stupid and gullible enough to just believe him. They think we're cattle.
>>82963822paid the 750 pounds for next month yet?
>>82963823Same exact shit with trump telling people to stop talking about Epstein, thinks if he just ignores it long enough people will forget about it. And it's probably working. They are all fucking kids and laughing at us, guarantee farage is involved in that shit show too. If you support any of them you're a pathetic sheep. No gods no fucking masters.
>>82963822looks like a fucking tranner you tasteleteven has visible arm hair
>>82963831mum put it up to 825 last month because of inflation
could he not have just said, "yeah i shagged a 16-year-old, but i didn't know anything dodgy was going on"?i know it's "optics" but there are laws and you can just ignore Twitter.
so when do the good time start again
If you lads only knew what 750 got me lmao cushty all the ways. ten times more savings and financial security for me my lads x
>>82963864>yeah i shagged a 16-year-old, but i didn't know anything dodgy was going onI thought 16 was the age of consent. What are the charges?
>>82963864Ultimately all you have to do in those situations is fucking say nothing, let the lawyers and spin doctors handle it.Doing a fucking poorly planned interview where you just make yourself look like a tosspot is the worst thing he could have done.Also isn't the issue that she was allegedly under 16?
>>82963877>ten times more savings and financial security for me my lads xThat's weird given I got to move out of my parents' for 600 quid rent all bills included, and could be a fucking adult in life.Only thing you get is laughter mate.
any lads in here 40+? what were the 90s really like? i was alive but i was very young so i wasnt really experiencing it
>>82963868i dont know x
>>82963868When I post emo.
>>82963914keep hope. its all we have
>>82963879i suppose it's that she was trafficked and then that'd be a crime. but don't we have a whole concept of "mens rea" here? you buy an item from a shop and it turns out it was stolen, that's not on you.>>82963881nah she was just 17.
>>82963891that is weird who asked or cares about or asked your shit gay life and or opinion mate jog on haha x haha yeah yet that cock out your gob you might see what is on your monitor pal x
>>82963923i do enjoy those post even though i was never emo
>>82963929>that is weird who asked or cares about or asked your shit gay lifeSame to you little lad.
my monitor now has horrible feet and a terrible post on it.hopefully lids make some effortposts to get it of the screen :(
aye there's deffos something about Pepsi Max that makes me hiccough/burp.Diet Coke is just nicer too, but i can live with this for 8 cans.
>>82963928>nah she was just 17.Then honestly what is all the fucking fuss about? Wasn't this on Eppy's island where I assume he makes the rules? Or was this on US soil where it would indeed be illegal (depending on state I guess)?I know even being mates with Eppy and engaging in his shit would be scandal, but if she was "fine for the UK" then I feel like it's a bit fucking overplayed.
>>82963877>If you lads only knew what 750 got meWell go on mate, what does it get you?
>>82963934You don't have to be emo to enjoy the choons lad. It helps but it ain't essential.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd-nsWoflcU
>>82963953what about coke zero?
>>82963877do you get free meals, free washing up done and have to do 0 chores?
>>82963987He also gets a minimum wage call centre job he claims is definitely way better he swears.
750 is fucking steep tho, I pay 625 for a 2 bedroomed flatlingtons, could get a 3 bedroomed house for 675 in a rough area
>>82963957The one girl that came forward who was 17 accused him of raping her and of being forced into an orgy with randy Andy, Epstein and much younger more foreign girls - those were probably offed and chucked into the ocean. If he didn't do anything wrong why did he pay her millions in a settlement before she got suicided? Not really sure what is wrong with you specifically that you're defending visitors to pedo rape island.
are tim is eating right in that new care home
>>82963995id need my laundry doing, free meals, no washing up and pretty much 0 chores apart from maybe walking a dogberg, if such animal exists. IF its 750 and no added benefits then fuck that, its got to include services, tendies on tap type shit
>>82963928I don't think being a customer of trafficked prostitutes is illegal, just the trafficking.>mens reaThis is pretty subtle. If having sex with a trafficked prostitute was illegal (I don't think it is), then mens rea doesn't mean you're innocent because you didn't know she was trafficked in the same way that you'd still be guilty of noncing if you fucked a 15 year old while honestly thinking she was 16.Mens rea is about being aware of your actions, not necessarily also that you knew it was illegal.
>>82963967u bring me down xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq_cNBjukuEone of my favourites this one
>>82963998>Not really sure what is wrong with you specifically that you're defending visitors to pedo rape island.I didn't fucking defend him you projecting retard, just trying to understand where all the drama came from. I don't do guilt by association, but I guess you want everyone killed with 3 degrees of separation from a murderer or something eh?>If he didn't do anything wrong why did he pay her millions in a settlement before she got suicided?If you can't figure out the rebuttal to that kind of shit argument, I dunno how to help you man. Your clue is "public image".
>>82964021Funnily enough I never got much into Empire! Empire! besides that specific album. Isn't a favourite of mine but I do enjoy spinning it. That I really like the "count your lucky stars" label as they sent me Starburst sweets with a CD order once and only learned recently I think it's run by an EE member.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVsAqc2M9C0
>>82963975like it less than Diet Coke. but it's nice to mix things up a bit. spice of life xCAPTCHA: M0NGN :(
speaking of trafficked prozzies, on the PNC a few days ago I pulled up a woman who was involved in kidnapping two women and keeping them locked up at her house to work as sex workers, full detailed description of the people involved and what happened, ruled NFA'd (no further action). Fancy that, you get raided by r plod over trafficking and...nothing happens. See this too often, ive never seen anyone get sentenced to prison for: Noncing (including rapes, distribution of material, storing material), rapes, sexual assault, trafficking, drug dealing and most violent assaults. Not sure why despite catching these people at the scene, having substantial evidence etc that they dont put them in prison, countries done.
>>82964062>ruled NFA'd (no further action).You need to consider community relations too tbf lad.
>>82964062prisons are full. austerity init?
>As well as the title, the Palace says "formal notice has now been served to surrender the lease" on Royal LodgeHope he rights this under the new Renter Rights Bill. #JusticeForAndrew
>>82964074>>82964070its just madness tho, man who got his flat raided found with kilos of class A's and literal business cards advertising his enterprise, NFA, bulgarian bloke who sold his car and forgot to take out his handgun and ammo, reported by the seller, gun fingerprinted and linked to the man, NFA. Like wha the fuck.
>>82964093But if they were charged and prosecuted this would produce headlines that feed into the far right's narrative. Probably best not to touch it.
>Lads you wouldn't believe what I get in exchange for my 750 quid a month!>Doesn't actually say what he gets for it because the truth is that he gets to live in his childhood box room and that's it
>>82964016>If having sex with a trafficked prostitute was illegal (I don't think it is), then mens rea doesn't mean you're innocent because you didn't know yeah true. maybe he did know she was trafficked, fuck knows. but by kowtowing to the 'ick' crowd his lies are just worse than saying, 'i slept with her, it was consensual as far as i knew.'some people would say that's dodgy, the police and courts would say no crime was committed, everyone would move on with their lives.still a fun interview to watch from time to time. he does NOT know how to lie.
>>82964093cant put them in prison if there are to prison places. of course there is a solution but ive spoken about that before
>>82964030Yes the optics of paying someone who has accused you of rape is great for public image. It will surely put it all to bed and no more questions will be asked. No lad, it is very clear that your "just asking questions" act is 100% in support of our royal family overlords. The boot is so far down your throat that you think trafficking teenage girls to an island where the rich and powerful can do whatever they want to them is legitimised. You are broken inside and I pity how black and miserable your life must be.
>>82964113Keep projecting little lad, I am staunchly anti-monarchy. I asked for clarity, and you assumed a bunch of random shite. Sad life you must lead.
So what has Prince Andrew actually done? Scanning the BBC article it just looks like someone's said in a book that she had sex with him, which Andrew denies and there's no proof of. I thought the #MeToo era had ended, what am I missing?
>how I sleep knowing my savings account is growing >my career is growing >my body is shaped by good food and consistent exercise at the gym >regular social commitments with warhammer and board games nights with a few close friends >I live in a comfy country house far away from blacks and Muslims cheers x
>>82964083>Renters' Rights Act 2025u luv 2 see it <3fucking Michael Gove was backing that one 4-5 years ago. now my landlord will need a REASON to get rid of me.
>>82964113You clearly don't know what projecting means, sure you've seen it on reddit a lot though you dumb fuck.
>>82964139who asked little lad?
>>82964113>Yes the optics of paying someone who has accused you of rape is great for public imagedon't richoids/celebrities do this all the time? settle out of court, but the accuser has to stop the allegations?
>>82964139Do you drive Footlad?
>>82964155HE MISQUOTEDFUCKING L LMAO GET REKT SCRUBYOU LOOOOOOOSE LOL LOL LOL
>>82964137>which Andrew denies and there's no proof ofAnd even if he did, she would have been 17? What's the big deal here?
>>82964171He's a mong. It's literally what Ronaldo did, and all the signs pointed to him not being rapey, but it was easier to just settle out of court and make the headlines drop rather than trawl it all through court.Our boy is a fucking grade A retard though so what can you expect
>>82964111should genuinely stick them in a camp in the Falklands and they can idk mine for minerals or some shit, not arsed if its gulagy, if 37 year old Ionut Alexandrescu whos got 2 cautions for batteries, 3 counts of drunk driving, 4 thefts and an impending prosecution for an assault for beating his gf then he can go to the penal colony
>>82964137she was trafficked as a teenager and was taken to all these Epstein parties.from his perspective he was with Epstein at a party. "Andrew, this is Virginia," and they probably shagged.the only way it's bad is if he knows she was trafficked, rather than just some party girl along for the ride.
>>82964043this ones lovely matethough maybe a bit too depressive for tonights mood for me
>>82964194She was 17 lad. If she is under 18 she can't feasibly be a "party girl along for the ride"
>>82964111>>82964190>cant put them in prison if there are to prison placesMuch more practical is just pay El Salvador to house some prisoners, especially ones who'll be in for life or will be deported after the sentence. Paying for a year of El Salvadorian jail would be 5 times cheaper than a year in Bongistan.There should also be corporal punishment instead of short or suspended prison sentences.
>>82964196>though maybe a bit too depressive for tonights mood for meI don't usually have a limit for that honestly, although I go off to metal more for my proper stewing hours.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCjTKS_KkmEIn my eyes, there is no more effective song on this planet for making you want to stop existing, sat alone late at night with booze in hand.The entire album is actually a good way to make me enter an immediate dread arc.
>>8296421517 is legal in Britain. Lets not get all puritanical like the Americans eh?
>>82964222sell them to china for organ harvesting fuck it
>>82964161jog on pal. you want us all to be miserable, and enjoy it. i beg to think what Christmas dinner is for you, is it sitting round a table worshipping a giant tomato? x
>>82964215why not? the crime there would be, what, underage drinking? suppose i have a lot of adults from my youth who i need to report.
>>82964243Didn't ask again mate, you keep going though little man.
>>82964215>You cannot willingly consent to attend a party if you are under 18.This is what you are saying.How old are you and how many parties have you been to?
>>82964225yeah angelic process is amazing, i posted one of their songs the other daythis is a diff kind of depressive, absolutely more crushing
>>82964215I've seen legit police reports where they basically didn't bother helping out some girl cos "she lives a party lifestyle" and other sentence where they basically just mean "she's a slut, she's not being exploited".
>>82964264police are scum, they dont do a fucking thing, on the PNC I can see how far things have gone, if its <2010 people actually go to prison for thefts and smaller crimes and over the years its just cautioned, reprimanded, NFA, suspended imprisonment. Fucking pointless, honestly if anyone wants to be a drug dealer go for it, nothing will happen to you.
>>82964258Aye for sure. I guess emo is for crying over your ex, TAP is for wanting to turn to dust.I suppose this is more my usual, when I don't need to end up googling how to tie rope like TAP makes me consider.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv2FNThwhdA
>>82964276>if anyone wants to be a drug dealer go for it, nothing will happen to you.Depends on your tier.
>>82964234>>82964245>>82964256Even setting morality aside, what happened wasn't legal. She was trafficked as a minor, and that taint doesn't disappear the moment she turns 16. If someone's been groomed, moved across borders, and handed around by adults for sex, that's human trafficking, and full on illegal even if they are 17.So hiding behind "age of consent" doesn't even work on legal grounds. It's a bad-faith dodge. You can't traffic someone, sleep with them, and then claim it was fine because they were technically old enough. The entire situation was built on coercion, which makes it illegal.
>>82964286>Even setting morality aside, what happened wasn't legal. She was trafficked as a minor, and that taint doesn't disappear the moment she turns 16.If this is true, then by all means go after the people who trafficked her. But what has Prince Andrew got to do with that?
>literal sex trafficking>BRO 17 IS LEGAL BRO ITS ABOVE AGE OF CONSENT BRO ARE YOU SAYING A 17 YEAR OLD GIRL CAN'T CONSENT TO SEX TRAFFICKING BRO
>>82964301>literal sex traffickingDone by someone other than Andrew, is the point.
You can tell britfeel is full of porn addict mongs because they get tunnel vision with this. All that matters now is defending their teen fetish. Cringe.
>>82964285Ive literally seen people caught with class A's with enough to distribute and they get NFA'd or found not guilty, literal crack dealer with business cards another time, its a near daily occurrence at this point
>>82964300You can't separate the traffickers from the people who slept with the trafficked. That's the whole point of trafficking. It's not just supply, it's also demand. If Andrew had sex with someone Epstein was controlling, he wasn't a bystander, he was a participant.
Bro I like 17 year olds are you saying I'm a nonce? Oh sorry was she 15 and 364 days xDddd sick fuck xDDDD
>>82964300>Why are you arresting me lads? I didn't take the CP photos, I just wank to them!
again Sydney needs to shit on my face on live tv x
Make a new one FFS
Gobshite hours is it?
>>82964276I don't even blame them that much anymore lad. The police are hamstringed by government.More things than ever are illegal, they can't do anything that could be considered racist, they're understaffed, and the pay isn't that good until you get into the leadership roles which usually the most ass-kissy politics-playing idiots get into (and proceed to make shitty decisions for the rest of the force), and now there's more people/crime than ever.The thing that fucks me off most though is all the politics I've seen. I'm not in the force but met some who are, and usually the ones who are good and actually want shit to get done get seen as a threat by the people who want the chief roles. So the people who are good cause uproar and demand change, then for their work they got shoved onto a dead role where they will rot and never cause "trouble" again.
>>82964327I swear /britfeel/ is the fucking king of false equivalences.
Must defend prince andrew now because I'm a wagie porn addict
>>82964317>If i hook up my 16 yr old daughter with my mates son that makes me a trafficker and my mates son sex criminals.You're off the rails, I wont be engaging further with this sillyness.
>>82964327Possession of CP is illegal, yeah. But is it illegal to have sex with someone above the age of consent who was previously allegedly trafficked?
I went to make a new edish lads but I got hit with the 5 minute wait. Someone else will have to step up.
>>82964361Introduce them? Fine. Force her to shag them? Obviously not.
>>82964361Lmao pornsick mongo
>>82964317i think it makes a big difference whether he knew.anyone you've ever gotten off with could have secretly been under instructions. that's not on you, if that comes out now.
>>82964385Or they could have been totally on-board then change story later on.
>>82964381>I'm derainged.
>tfw every other household in the UK had newspapers with 16-year-old page 3 girls
>>82964392>deraingedWAHEY LMAOOOOOOO
>>82964385Ah yes there's load of voluntary 17 year old sex slaves on billionaire's islands who love shagging ugly old blokes, how could he possibly have known she was the only one who was trafficked?
>>82964395>You can have sex with someone at 16 but you can never ever see them topless!Very cool and logical laws there.
>>82964408>>82964408>>82964408>>82964408Fucking hell lads I'll do it then.
>>82964395Yeah we get it lad it's actually really normal to be a nonce like you when we really think about it isn't it haha how quaint
>>82964405Women love billionaires tbf lad. Maybe they had really good personalities too.
>>82964385Sick porn addict
>>82964391>hey 16-year-old, do you want a luxurious life of high society, fine dining, shopping, hotels, drinking...in exchange for shagging a few people here and there?really does feel like something where they'll 100% want that at the time, then convince themselves it was horrid 15 years down the line.daftest one was the teen couple in Romeo & Juliet. 50 years later the director dies and he FORCED them to do that one nude scene!
>>82964367So they still do that lad?
>>82964461Great that you've invented the story of what happened in your head to fit what you want to have happened, that's it settled then you are right yet again
Give us some more hypothetical epstein dialogue to prove its all above board lad
https://youtu.be/Iwg7WJroo1gHe lives
