ITT:
Perverts thinking of old men shagging 17yr old girls.

Be gone seethers

>La Emo
None of that foreign muck for me, I'll be listening to MCR.

>derainged

>>82964447
The ESL marches on...

>i beg to think what Christmas dinner is for you, is it sitting round a table worshipping a giant tomato?
Genuinely what did he mean by this?

>>82964443
MCR are american and thus foreign lad.

>>82964457
He was just angrily seething while trying to pretend his life isn't shit, it's understandable. The lad has arguably the worst existence on this earth besides HHL.

>>82964464
America's like Australia and Canada and so on. Not really foreign because they speak English.

I just fucking hate how its going to be like 8 weeks of pyar fucking christmas the day after tomorrow, 1/11/2025 - 27/12/2025 because fucking boxingday and the ripples of boxing day. I just CANT CANT CANT be arsed with the same fucking songs, like its not even nice because chistmas is supposed to be a more prosperous time of the year where its all happy and whatnot yet people are doing worse than ever, just fuck off.

>>82964457
Fellas getting so riled up and red behind their keyboards they give themselves a stroke.

>>82964475
That's not how that works but alright lad. The finns all speak english too so I guess they count too.

>>82964488
Not their native language is it though lad? They're E*Ls.

>>82964481
>I just CANT CANT CANT be arsed with the same fucking songs
...don't listen to the radio then? Who the fuck still listens to the radio.
You aren't forced to listen to this shit.

>>82964457
you just seem like that type of cunt pal x, I can only imagine your Christmas tree is a single carrot glued to a coat hanger x
>>82964473
your favourite memory is when the bins got collected early x

then thar fuckin october budgets gonna come out and inevitably c tax is gonna go up, its all gonna go up, wages will never go up tho yet its yaaay christmas rockin' around the christmas tre- FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OFF

At my Christmas dinner I'm going to make a wish for Prince Andrew while I look at my giant tomato. Hope he makes it out of this situation stronger.

>>82964500
So Liberia isn't foreign then is it lad? English is their primary language.

>>82964505
supermarkets, any fucking shop play that utter shite, unless I do online delivery, could do. But it still looms. Certified hater fuck christmas.

>>82964519
Just as British as you and me those Liberians x

>>82964508
>he's still seething
You're such a sad little laddie, fucking hilarious honestly.
Whatever mate, you're welcome to keep meltyposting while deluding yourself, I can't stop you.
Weird for you to pull out Christmas dinner as the example, when for most of us it's special to see our family, but for you it's just like any other day given you have never moved out and are a parasite on the house. They most love having their lad take up space to post (shit-tier) feet on 4chan PHWOAR.

>>82964525
Headphones are your friend mate.

>>82964528
Luv all me Liberian bros, going down the pub for a cheeky game of pool and trying to avoid the topic of how the country came to exist and the behaviour they engaged in immediately after being founded.

>>82964420
i mean that is the normal. unless you propose we revert laws?

gay sex at 18 or 21 again? should lesbian sex have parity?

i believe age of consent is/was 17 in Northern Ireland.but in Britain it's been 16 since 1885.

the only problem left is that they can't vote, which is ridiculous.

If you weren't born in England you're foreign. Simple as.

>>82964548
Oh give it a rest porn mong

Age of consent laws are there to protect the poor from the wealthy.

Trying out some new emo lads.

>the most important thing about the royal family scandal is that it's okay for me to shag 17 year olds can we talk about how that's actually good and cool?

Still lives at home with his mum and acts like he's a cut above the rest. LOL.

>>82964570
NOO YOU DONT GET IT
ITS SUCH CHEAP RENT (despite being more expensive than rent people can get when moving out)
ITS NOT A CALL CENTRE JOB ITS B2B MATE IM MINT (its a call centre job)
I GET SO MANY PERKS LIKE FREE MEALS (living like a child)
I LIVE SUCH A GOOD LIFE LMAO (spends literally hours posting asinine shit on /r9k/)

>>82964550
That's quite literally the definition yes.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x72r748?start=1570
>I'm 16, right,

>>82964636
Amazing lad this is just the same as a 50 year old royal on sex holiday with jewish sex traffickers now I think about it any more fictional tv show clips or pretend dialogue for us?

windy tonight eh lids?

>>82964550
>>82964596
By this logic two English parents who gave birth on holiday would have a foreign baby, but two foreign tourists to England giving birth here would have an English baby.

Coomer mong writing his epstein screenplay as his world crashes down over the idea there are situations where shagging a teenager is even slightly immoral

>>82964685
>jewish sex traffickers
Ah now I get why people are making such a bit fuss about this. Plain antisemitism.

>>82964688
its always fucking windy on this island

Corr me fanny stinks

>>82964739
Same but my bell end

>>82964713
Yeah turns out the most braindead low iq simpleton take that leaves you right and everyone else wrong is the correct one yet again, fancy that lad

>The Trump administration will limit the number of refugees admitted to the US to 7,500 over the next year, and give priority to white South Africans

Based and Nazi pilled

>>82964685
>now I think about it any more fictional tv show clips or pretend dialogue for us?
in Red Dwarf, while burning books for fuel, Rimmer says they can burn Lolita but 'save page 71'. to which Lister replies 'that's disgusting' and surreptitiously pockets it.
they also mention a beach full of teenagers in the Time Slides episode, implying they'd there to have sex with them.

Only Fools & Horses, Del Boys says Rodney reacts whenever a 17-year-old comes into the pub, or something.

There's 'When I Saw Her Standing There' by The Beatles
>Well, she was just seventeen
>If you know what I mean
>and the way she looked was way beyond compare

hmm what else. lad in Trainspotting? bit dodgy. Queer as Folk? gay and dodgy. Get Carter? against her will.

oh, Mark's sixth form shag in the first series of Peep Show.

>>82964802
>racism good because bugs bunny cartoon

>>82964802
Lad if it's so normal why are you bothered right now to prove that it's so normal? I know you think I'm prude and morally offended or something and you're being an edgy badass, I truly don't give a shit about the age of consent, I was just bored of porn addicts like you who can't stay on topic because your brain starts wandering. Going off into the same boring tangents as always. Can't talk about anything without your dick taking over. Case in point this post lol. Take a look at yourself ffs.

Fuck me I go away for a few hours and the seethe is insane. You lot need to calm down and watch tv or something, this can't be good for your physical or mental health.

>I won the argument on britfeel I'm so based and happy
>No I won the argument I'm amazing and have everything I want out of life

Get a fucking grip honestly, just turn off your computers

wops is fucking autistic.

>>82964819
British television highlights the social problems of the day, even in an 80s sitcom set on a spaceship or in the Middle Ages

no need to invent things. it's based on real culture and real occurrences.

>>82964844
My brain isn't melted enough like yours to even guess what the fuck you think you just said

>>82964839
I agree we should all be posting choons instead.

Was out with mates over the weekend getting some food, me and the wife, another couple and a few single lads. Conversation got on to tiktok and one of the lads described a particular tiktoker as based, I don't know which one because I don't do that shit, but everyone was completely clueless to what he meant. If course I just sat there with my mouth shut, I'm not going to admit to being that terminally online in a public setting. I swear people these days don't know about hiding their power levels. Thoroughly embarrassing situation for him, but that's what he gets for liking tiktok people.

>>82964898
Could probably do with some emo given the general vibes this evening.

Could actually do with a mumberg character to come in and tell the naughty boys off when they're getting too worked up.

>>82964899
I'd say he lost any and all "power level" by admitting he uses tiktok. I don't care how much internet slang he throws around if he's learning it from normie-tier shit.

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>fewer ad breaks for this longer video
>video is only 10 minutes long

>>82964905
>Could probably do with some emo given the general vibes this evening.
Corr thank fuck. Even have some of it be related to the vibes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycRnUT0hw2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-M2_VgRisc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLWS6zoBCX8
And the heavy hitter of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAxLWiLdtF8
>back to bed
>weighed down by sweat and dead skin

And while I think the album sucks, here's the vibe you're after.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4zhtgfw25M

>>82964802
>Rimmer says they can burn Lolita but 'save page 71'
What's on page 71?

>There's 'When I Saw Her Standing There' by The Beatles
>>Well, she was just seventeen
>>If you know what I mean
What did they actually mean by this?

>>82964927
>the ad breaks are basically 5 fucking minutes long
I swear at this rate I'll just stop using the TV app and get a little linuxbox or something to hook up to the TV and use as a glorified "youtube with adblock" viewer.

>>82964946
>What's on page 71?
Not him mate but that was likely the fucking joke. That there was a bit he was fond of. Playing into his character being a bit of a sex starved perv.
You can figure it out, lad.

>>82964956
You could do that, or run pihole.

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>I'm so alone
>I'm so afraid of everything that could possibly go wrong.
>What the fuck am I doing here, am I doing with my life?
>I can hardly stand it anymore.
>I can hardly stand it anymore.
>I'm so alone.
>I'm so alone.
>I'm so alone.
Hm the emo went a bit deeper than I anticipated.

>>82964956
It's fucking ridiculous on my Xbone. Every video starts with a 50 second ad. If you pause the video, it starts showing more ads too.

this wanker will be sitting on Christmas Day worshipping his big tomato with the rest of his ugly family x
meanwhile my body will be looking strong and beautiful and my bank account will be as fat as his swollen Christmas tomato. X

>>82964965
Aye I could I'm just shite at networking with routers and all that. A PC hooked up using the TV as a screen is way easier for me.

>>82964975
Still seething footspacker?

I shagged a 17 year old desu

>>82964946
>>82964961
was page 61
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6t5idt?start=1020

maybe they put effort into this joke and there IS something sauce on THAT page of this edition.

but the joke suggests they find it saucy stuff. because they are men.

>>82964997
I shagged a 17 year old while losing my virginity at 17
Lock me up lads I'm sick in the head

>>82964548
In an ideal world? No sex before marriage and no gay sex at all obviously. I assume you're a gay man because nobody else would know or care about the gay age of consent. Not doing much to beat the all gays are paedos allegations. The age of consent exists for this reason >>82964557 the world doesn't revolve around you and what you want to shag

>>82965010
Your 17 year old daughter should get railed by a 50 year old bloke then, that logically follows from "teenagers have sex" yeah.

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What are your reasons for using GNU/Linux?

>>82965010
Same lad. But it was a different time tbf (2014); everyone was noncing back then as shown by all the media mentioned ITT. It's only recently that societal norms have changed.

>>82965030
Adware shit in windows plus I'm autistic so it's fun.

Kinell this VN is just sex after sex. Enough already!

>>82965010
I was 30 desu

>>82965047
It's very fun even if you're by no means great at it. I would not feel safe using Windows.

>>82965028
>get railed by
what about
>have sex with
? what if that's what she wants?

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I love non-stacey females.

>>82965075
fuck off turktard

on a night out i met a lassie who was 18. she was drinking in the same club but they weren't too strict. so i checked her driving licence, yep, she was 18. we went back to mine.

any younger and yous wouldn't be drinking, and where's the fun in that?

>>82965070
You don't give children everything they "want" because they want stupid things and things that will harm them retarded sprogless gimp.

>>82964990
why would I be seething tomatomong? x
i live in a grand country house, jog on pal and enjoy Islam for crimbo x

>>82964408
https://www.tiktok.com/@jackroxyben/video/7566404297752169750
How sad do you get over your pets dying?

>>82965087
You sound like a wrongun desu. Not for what you did, but the way you talk and think about it. And your need to believe a case of sex trafficking was consensual for some reason.

>>82965094
So you are seething got it.
Proper fucking melty as per usual, little lad. You warrant pity yet are too much of a dickhead to get it. Pathetic really.

Oh oh oh I know, THEN she turned to andrew and said
>Hehe I'm 17 but I'm mature for my age and I fully consent to everything, it's just like in Red Dwarf haha
So in conclusion QED young lasses should have sex with me xD

>>82965096
Bit awkward to be running a guinea pig channel once it dies. What's the future of this account now?

Tomatomongs ITT

Then she turned to Andrew and said
>I am 17, above the age of consent in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Except that they even met is hearsay.

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He is return

.
https://youtu.be/Iwg7WJroo1g

He lives

>>82965139
Probably nothing

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Early night in beddingtons for me again. Busy day on tomorrow.

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>>82965081
Not Turkish.

>>82965182
Since when does ruthmong use an iphone

>>82965182
Whatever you say turk.

>>82965112
how many Islamist militants live on your street pal? x
me? my b2b sales career is taking off like a rocket and I go home to a grand country house i pay peanuts for so jog on x

>>82965189
That's just what the filename downloaded as. Had to resize the image too.

tried to sleep, been hit with a profound sense of loneliness and a random feeling of wanting to listen to vaporwave, home resonance, despite forgetting entirely about the genre. Thinkin about things that could have been.

>>82965196
You pay more than plenty of people pay to not live with their parents, keep coping lad.
Enjoy your call centre shit wage.

Unfortunately me polish lass quit asmr. She probably just didn't like her aging process.

>>82965212
Sorry to hear that, Turk.

>>82965156
Oh.shit I remember this freaking guy

An arabic mong somehow signed up for snapchat with my email and it doesn't even need verification. Probably a groomer too.

>>82965156
Alexander Jahans???

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Just think tomorrow brit lasses will be dressing up like this and getting drunk at halloween parties.

>>82965208
no one else pays what i pay to live in a grand country house pal x
if you saw what I get for my 750 (small fraction of my wage) you would wail and there would be much gnashing of teeth, tomatomong x

>>82965259
If you say so mate, pretty sure I paid less to live in a house likely just as good.
I earn more than you anyway so I don't really mind, little man.

>>82965235
That's him alright. Yessir.

>small fraction of my wage

What is it about being a minimum wage call centre mong and paying 750 quid a month to live with his parents house that makes him insufferable? Like this is nothing to be proud of and no reason to act like such a mong

>>82965104
kept it brief for a 4chan post. we actually clicked over the course of the night, i just wanted to make sure we were both on the same page about the age gap.

over the next few days, we agreed it wouldn't work out, but we stayed in touch. she was hung-up on her BPD ex-girlfriend. gradually stopped talking. i saw them together, same club, a year or so later. hope they were/are happy.

>>82965283
ITS NOT JUST A CALL CENTRE JOB REEEEEEEEEEE

shagging dressed up lassies up their arse

>>82965295
Wots wrong with a call center job fucker

>>82965269
you could never have the type of career i have pal, i eat what i kill, big commissions x
you also do not live in a grand country house pal x

>>82965287
Post one million that has nothing to do with prince Andrew we get it lad you love teenagers good for you? You sound like a wrongun end of. Creepy millennial obsessed with teenagers and age gaps.

>>82965253
Yeah and you'll be alone in your boxroom.
So what?

>>82965295
B2B sales don't really have call centres unless it's one of those scam things where they cold call random companies trying to sell them a worse version of something they already have or something nobody needs. Real B2B sales is all networking and enquiries

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I wonder why...is it because women live life on easy difficulty and never are expected to do real work? Lads should fight back by not contributing anything to the economy. It's the only way to make our point.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/womens-rights-boys-andrew-tate-adolescence-manosphere-b2855109.html

>>82965304
>you could never have the type of career i have pal
Correct, I have one that makes more money and lets me actually own my fucking house. Cheers. You would have my sympathy but you don't deserve it.

>>82965308
you are saying untrue things about me.

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>>82965310
I'll have my asmr halloween videos to watch.

>>82965314
exactly thank you pal, finally someone who is not a pig ignorant tomatomong x
>>82965316
you will never make as much money in a full year as I just made in six months x. if you do own a house it is likely a depressing deanobox or grim terraced hell x

>>82965355
So you cold call random companies then, got it

all these fancy shampoos, when you can just pick the dandruff from your hairline with your nails.

>>82965362
nope you have no clue, shows your business ignorance and exposes you as a low paid mong x

Saar may I interesting you in new product. Saar kindly stay on the line please. Saar? Saar?

>>82965372
Lmao footmong if you're well off in a big country manor why are you on a Debt Relief Order? Mong

>>82965372
But that's literally what you just agreed to. You work in a call centre, correct? and you agreed that the only B2B call centres are for companies that sell some shitty low grade POS or accounting software or some bollocks that isn't fit for purpose and generally something any existing business would already have and not need. So you are cold calling random companies and get hung up on by the receptionist, you never even reach the department responsible for purchases

ruthmong shot mr burns

>>82965384
i have not even seen a brown face irl for years. you live among them x
>>82965396
all done now x
>>82965399
no I do not work in a call centre you came up with that, I work in b2b sales so jog on
pal x going very well too x

He pays the 750 because he's on a Debt Relief Order that prohibits him from renting. He has no other choice.
>all done now x
Why did you even have one if you're well off? Clown

>>82965413
Billy bullshitter desu

I live in (a boxroom within) a grand country house saaaars

i'm surprised /britfeel/ has such expert/insider knowledge when it comes to POS systems and sales.

>>82965431
I've seen jobs advertised for such companies selling such shitty software, it's minimum wage or commission only with exaggerated OTE that are impossible to meet because you're essentially trying to sell a lemon. Also my mate who worked in a solicitors office told me about several occasions where some call centre mong called the office trying to get put through to the accounting department to sell them some software and he just hung up on them

>>82965422
financial situation changed when my career took off pal x
>>82965422
i could rent now but why would I pal? x got a cushty cushty deal here x
>>82965424
believe what you like pal x
>>82965429
true lol but it is a large room to be fair x in a gorgeous big house in the countryside no browns in sight pal so jog on x

>>82965465
>no browns in sight pal so jog on x
Try taking a look in the mirror bud.

Footspastic spends all day begging other companies to buy his shitty product. How is he not a call centre worker?

Why is it always sales, marketing or advertising? Larpers love those for some reason

Imagine living in an HMO in a post-industrial impoverished rural town working in a call centre and probably sharing a bathroom with boat migrants, and spinning this situation into being a high-flyer living in a country manor. Delusionmaxxing.

>>82965475
because i do not work in a call centre pal x
it is a simple yet elegant fact that makes me not a call centre worker pal, hope you can understand it because I will not be able to dumb it down further for you and your tomato munching ilk x
also we sell high quality and very expensive equipment so jog on x

>>82965490
i do not live in an hmo, or any town (it is a country house near a village, very grand) or share a bathroom, have not even seen a boat wog x

I don't believe a single word that comes out of footspastics mouth. He lives in a "grand country manor" so his parents are rich yet they charge him 750 a month? He is in debt up to his eyeballs and he's from a rich family? He works in a call centre on minimum wage and acts like he's all high and mighty. All bollocks, I've heard better stories on loose women. Also why LARP here of all places?

>>82965493
Enlighten me. What do you sell to other companies?

>>82965514
>i do not live in an hmo
So how do you explain being in a box room in a grand house? If it's not an HMO it's got to be your childhood bedroom in your parents house.

>>82965528
my family believe in contributing pal x
we pay our own way in life, might seem strange to bennymongs but this is our character x
all debt paid off long ago, stacking cash now so jog on and eat your big tomato x
>>82965540
large industrial equipment pal x
>>82965542
that is correct yes x
not that exact bedroom though i am in a different one now pal x

>>82965551
Why would your wealthy parents make you pay that much for a single room though? That's way above market rate for a single room in the middle of nowhere. At most they should charge you the marginal cost of utilities and food of you being there.

>>82965570
They would also have helped him avoid a debt relief order

>saar please redeem the bloody tractor

>>82965570
it is a double room pal, quite large one x
trust me it is well, well below market rate for this quality of room and board x
certain mongs here would be deeply upset if they knew what I have for that small sum x

indians and heavy industry dont mix well

>>82965592
Ah maybe part of that payment is paying back his parents for the debt they paid off for him. Probably accumulated on OnlyFans, vapes and online gambling.

>>82965592
never asked them to, I dealt with the consequences of my immature decisions on my own, I learned and grew and I am better off for it pal x
that time in my life is long over x

Bored of the footmong LARP now. It's probably BN

>>82965618
You think Footmong is a BN character? Long running larp if so.

>>82965640
>>82965618
Defo not lol he was posting on /pol/ years and years ago

post pics of larder and/or study.

Now it's a double room

>>82965712
did I ever once say it was a single room? no lol tomatomong jog on x

every time someone says "i don't care if you believe me", they secretly do.

i definitely care if /britfeel/ believes me. it's why i answer questions and explain myself. but that's easy when you're not a liar.

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Phwaor innit

I live in a large boxroom with walls dividing it into smaller boxrooms that has a boxbalcony. Shall be having a relaxing bath in the boxbathroom before bed I reckon.

>>82965723
smells like cope mongy mong x

>>82965723
I have some questions for you if that is ok lad?

>>82965730
you could always just stand out on the boxbalcony when it rains.

Dribbling care home rubber helmet mongs fucking spackertard invalids daft cunt silly bastards shit for brains

>>82965725
corr good kittingtinshire diss

Deformed ugly freaks living in care homes

>>82965814
bit boxcold for that la

To you he might be Mr Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, but to me he'll always be Prince Andrew; my GOAT.

Holy shit Footmong is a complete fucking idiot but he made you all look stupid tonight, can hardly believe what I am reading

Indians sharting into a tupperware and charging you 12 quid for it with naan

>>82965946
you're so desperate to be anti-Indian that you've decided the FOOD is bad?

best food in the world, Indian.

due to population and increased internet access, Indians create most of the original content you see online.

>>82966011
Love burning my face off with a hot curry, me.

i am the nastiest of pasties. the bastard of the bakery. crusty in every sense of the word.

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Good spaffington X

Spagbolshiresbury is on the hob.

How can I eat a white girl's freshly shaven pussy? This is what im contemplating at 3am. I'm 26, short, balding and a neet if it matters

Back from nightwalk. Played dead by side of road. After 20 cars and an hour later I decided that you would be truly fucked if you had a seizure, heart attack, got stabbed on a nightwalk.

>>82966808
>i'm 26, short, balding and a neet if it matters
you'll have to pay for it im afraid laddy

You don't see many good audit videos these days. Just boring 40 minute Palestine protest audits. Sick of it.

Need Ruthmong to get a job and start a family ASAP

if insomnia is a competition, i think i rank around 50th.

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lol remember this?

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pure madness, so it was.

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prollies the worst time of day to ask, but do any lids know of a good/cheap sieve from Amazon?

got this one from Wilko years ago: there's a gap under the ring where food gets stuck. surely there are sieves where the mesh is just completely flush/sealed with the ring.

>>82967241
There arent even 50 posters here though

Sniff me

>>82967089
Fucking hell you will be waiting a while for that

Spackerfreak Monglord

>>82967529
*sniffs you*

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>mfw sniffing ruthmong

>>82967973
I bet he stinks of curry

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>turk
>curry

>>82967988
Fuck knows what they eat out there. Could be bugs and Persian rugs for all I know. Nor do I give a shit.

>>82968106
Ever heard of kebabs?

>>82968131
Turkish culture is kebabs and little brown people dancing in fez hats kek. Is that all they have to offer to humanity?

Not even the European Union wants the turk roaches in the trading block, why would anyone else want them? White British women are repulsed by brown 3rd worlders.

>>82968165
True, no one wants Ruthmong, even his own kind

>>82968155
They also do those ice cream vendor troll things.

Where I live there are no turks just albanians

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Some morning choons my lads.

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didn't sleep. did a wee bump of speed. not whether it's a staying-awake or crashing-suddenly kind of day.

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>>82968275
That's just the ticket, man

>>82967876
Thanking you

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Up early and on that Friday morning wuppagrind. Oh aye.

Happy Walloween de lids.

>>82968326
do you need a special pillow for your long neck?

for me, it's pretty French women making ambient music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2WGU2f08Wc

corrr yearly frightening from the Halloween theme popping up

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looking to get a new sieve
top-selling sieve on Amazon, fair few negative reviews
but they're mostly
>i put it in the dishwasher and it went rusty!
it says it's not dishwasher safe. this is like complaining something is burnt because you set it on fire.

>>82968353
All this post did was make me go "so Grouper right?" until realising Grouper is american.
Also not sure if she's pretty.

sievemong

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for me it's the ambiguity of the "16cm diameter"
is that the inner mesh, or the ring as a whole, do yous reckon?

my current sieve is 18cm on the inside, 20cm including the outside. wouldn't want much smaller than that, just about right for 2-3 portions of rice. but i don't want a massive one (handy being able to strain into a jug/bowl innit)

>>82964408
Absolute wank edition. Emo is gay whinging for people who never grew out of being teenagers.

>>82968387
And yet you're the one whinging about it. Curious.

>>82968363
looks like you put your sieve in the dishwasher

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>>82968379
sievemong to you too!

>>82968363
Yeah I get what you're saying, but also it is a problem how everything that gets made today is really really low quality. Even 'luxury' goods are shit tier. I bought a 200 quid shirt for a very formal even one time and it had loose threads on some of the buttons. Okay very minor, but fuck me I'm paying the equivalent of some peoples' rent to have this thing, could they not at least put it through some sort of quality control?

Appliances are the worst imo, but cookwear and cutlery are close behind. Yeah sieves will rust in the dishwasher, but can't they just make ones that don't? Ever looked at Victorian era wrought iron works? Not a speck of rust on them. What changed since then?

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>>82968389
i read labels unlike these Amazon fools.

they probably wash their non-white clothes without checking the detergent for oxygen-based bleaching agents and optical brighteners.

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Good morning lads. How are we feeling in Britain today?

>>82968406
>without checking the detergent for oxygen-based bleaching agents and optical brighteners.


you sound like an incel

>>82968410
Me? Knackered af.

I wonder what Ruth will be dressing up as tonight for Halloween.

>>82968400
so supposedly this is made of tin rather than stainless steel and, yeah. that's not even 'you get what you pay for' really, it's just odd. but i don't have a dishwasher so it's probably the same to me at the end of the day. unless it rusts quickly.

right now i'm sitting on one of those cheap Chinese gamer chairs. one of the wheels has stopped spinning (so it veers to one side), the seat cushion has split open in two places, and i need to tighten the armrests back on every month or so.

think of a cheap office chair from the 2000s or so. those blue foam ones. imagine them not even lasting a year of perfectly ordinary use.

>>82968426
>right now i'm sitting on one of those cheap Chinese gamer chairs
Not him lad but I fell for the Secretlab meme and it'd been on death's door for ages. It had a big snap and now won't adjust in a few places (before you mention it, I am under the weight limit for this model, I made sure I got the right one), the armrests have been flaking off since ages ago, and it just generally feels shite. The only good thing is it does its job of not numbing my arse despite being sat in it for like 16 hours a day.
Even the non-chink shit is dumb if it's just marketed to tools I guess.

Lads at work keep telling me to shell out for a Herman Miller and I know they work well and hold value but its a bit fucking steep.

>>82968426
the chair need to support your fat ass lad

>>82968413
>incel
very good lad. i'm just selectively neurotic and anal-retentive. germophobic, even.

my issue with bleach in detergents (even colour ones) is they bleach your clothes. if you have dark tops and they've faded over time, there's a good chance this is why. modern dyes don't generally wash out (unless it's raw denim or something).

learn these things.

https://cleanright.eu/en/
good resource.

>>82968451
I only wash with non-bio liquid

>>82968410
Not great all, ngl. Just fucking sad you know? Nothing in life is fun, nothing going how I want it to.

>>82968451
>and anal-retentive
I bet you are gayboy, never letting the cock back out eh lad

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I wonder what HHL will be dressing up as tonight for Halloween.

>>82968466
Corr imagine how much vampires would want his neck. All you can eat buffet on that swan neck.

>>82968444
does /g/ not have any secret "it's cheap but actually good" inside knowledge?

>shell out for a Herman Miller
yeah those look like overkill for a chair. what about when you get used to them, then you go to a restaurant or someone else's house?

>>82968446
no, it just needs to hold together better is what it needs.

i found a fancier office chair outside, but the stuffing is coming out. might just cover that fucker in gaffer tape.

>>82968472
>yeah those look like overkill for a chair
One of them does have the chair, and he says he got it used which saved him loads, and it's holding value for resale assuming he doesn't ruin it.
I just don't want my arse receptible to be previously arsed yknow.

>what about when you get used to them, then you go to a restaurant or someone else's house?
You reckon I go outside mate? :^)
Nah should be fine, I'll adjust. The plan is to run this shite chair into the ground and then probably try and go fancy. I got a proper fancy desk recently so the chair can match and then hopefully I'm set for a good 10-20 years.

>>82968454
the enzymes actually help with cleaning, lad.

get the Mighty Power laundry gel from Poundland. if you need to whiten clothes, use those bleach sachets or just leave them to soak in diluted bleach.

>>82968451
I'll be honest lad I just have the simple solution of "not giving a shit".
I buy the cheap powder in bulk off amazon, checking fuck all. I throw in all clothes I own, without separating or checking what can be washed. It always comes out fine.
I live my life.

Ok fine I've done the dog walk, had toast and coffee and I'm only 32 minutes late to work. No 33 now. I suppose it is time to go upstairs and turn on the laptop and begin the pretence of a Friday WFH day. Happy Halloween to the lads, hoping for only treats and no tricks.

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>>82968477
>The plan is to run this shite chair into the ground and then probably try and go fancy. I got a proper fancy desk recently so the chair can match and then hopefully I'm set for a good 10-20 years.

cor good strategy lad, that's some long-term thinking.

one bought this Flintan chair from IKEA for 80 quid or so, few months later a local office was closing down and giving 12 of the buggers away for free. but we had to take them all. 6-bedroom flatshare, then half a dozen spares in the living room.

and now i have ZERO Flintans ;_;

>>82968519
>cor good strategy lad, that's some long-term thinking.
It's how I live life. I just buy something up front I intend to run into the ground. Means sometimes I get flagship shite like GPUs or phones, but then try to keep them going until they become dust.
Needed a new GPU for a while but the 1080 is hanging in there and all new ones are shite value, so my 10 year old expensive purchase has paid off with time.

>one bought this Flintan chair from IKEA for 80 quid or so
Hadn't thought of Ikea actually, might have a good browse there too. Gone off "gaymer" chairs now.

How do you just lose a pair of glasses? Like they live on my face most of the time, where would they have got to that isn't on my face or near my face? Boggles the mind...

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>>82968527
>all new ones are shite value
it's crazy how we've got here. just checked the RTX 5000 series, over two grand?! fucking hell.

>Hadn't thought of Ikea actually, might have a good browse there too. Gone off "gaymer" chairs now.
/g/ was right about this IKEA 'table bar' system. 15 quid for a bit of wood, 2.50 for each leg. totally plain, but it's fine for me.

check Freecycle. when places close down, sometimes they just give away good-as-new furniture. a chair in good nick can always be re-arsed x

>>82968569
Aye I used Ikea for a TV display and even though I assembled it a bit shite (put the colour side the wrong way round init) it's good stuff and does the job.
Might see if they do under-desk stuff too as at the moment if I go standing it pulls my phone charger stand off the desk lel

finally have a couple of days off and time to recharge the batterynibbas but the gf has a 1000 ideas what we could do the next couple of days (like going to ikea)

>>82968577
Can't imagine anything quite as horrid lad. IKEA is the place where happy days go to die. I've got all next week off and expect I will vacillate between stripping wallpaper and paint from door frames and sitting around shitposting and not achieving anything and the week will just fly by into nothing.

Hope you get them batterynibbas up to full charge.

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quite like wandering around IKEA tbqh.

pro tip: post in the proper reply box at the top. 500 internal error? keep retrying.

>>82968633
Pro tip: get a job

>keep retrying
Wow proper protip there never would have thought of that

Work from home jobs are fading fast, I keep being contacted by recruiters trying to get me to apply for jobs in London with minimum 3 days on site. Get to fuck, I'm not spending all my money and time going to London and back. Evil bunch of bastards.

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>>82968639
what can i say? i'm quite the memester.

>>82968649
Just move to London, simple. Best place to live anyway (unless you're an incel).

>>82968657
I don't think so de lid, I own a house in nice town in the Sussex downs. Would have considered London in my early 20s but I'm not going to move into that hot mess now, no sir no thank you.

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>>82968650
It's an older meme but it checks out

Greentext has now turned into BROWNTEXTING. Fuckin hell. World gone mad. Like most western nations turning brown it is.

>>82968675
olive text on dark peach was already an odd choice.

but fuckin hell mobile 4chan is something else. is it meant to be brown? when a post is highlighted, the text is barely visible. starting to sympathise with the phoneposters, instead of judging them.

>>82968625
Never been to one, just ordered online.

Fully intended to go for a run at lunch in order to continue my healthmaxxing white knuckle don't let the bad thoughts creep in just keep moving goal for the autumn and winter. But unfortunately it is now windy and raining and I just think it's unlikely to come to fruition. Maybe I'll do some push ups or something and call it a day.

back to Yotsuba B for me

>>82968725
back to Tomorrow for me

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Alrite de lid.
Its trick or treat.
Empty out your cupboards for the frens
or me and my lids coming back later
got lots of eggs, flour and toilet paper you see
wouldn't want it on your property would you lid?

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Me? Thinking about how Melanie from DX courier gets shared at the weekends. The slight pudge. The low self esteem. The need to serve. Hairless aside from her head. Drinks apple Tango. Watches TV. Basic, but wet and inviting for the lads in the warehouse that stop by after work. Juicy, plump fanny that's welcoming and receptive, and tits that are lightly bruised from eager blue-collar hands. She's shy, but she's validated when the boys spread her over the coffee table and take their turns.

>>82968753
Strange thing to think about there lad. Why don't you just think about shagging her yourself like a normal person?

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hashtag ai slop

>>82968755
Where's the fun in that? Lost on me, sorry.

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o i c, this is when the browser requests the dark theme. think they just swapped the text/background colours around (or my browser does).

>>82968756
there are so many automated systems in place that allowed Pete to quickly post that to Twitter, and he takes them for granted.

tripfag dogshit drivel
filtered

Help me decide something lads. Have had a supplier at work ask me to put in a solid review of them on the Gartner website, obviously he gets a kickback if they do but I get a $25 visa gift card if I do it. Now what the hell am I going to do with 25 American dollars on a visa gift card? Assume I can just use this to pay for anything online. Should I do it? It'll be within work hours so it's like double money and the guy is fine, bit of a knob but he's sales so it's to be expected.

>>82968815
Just free money init.
I'd assume even USD gift cards can be used on Steam with a VPN or some sites will just convert, fuck knows.

>>82968815
Something Awful account + platinum upgrade + custom avatar.

last time i tried to buy one (in my defence, i was drunk) their stupid 1990s USD-only system flagged up as a scam, and i had to ring NatWest to unfreeze my account.

>>82968815
The gift card is basically a prepaid debit card mate it'll work fine. If you buy something in pounds it'll take the dollar amount.

quite like that new 6 7 meme

>>82968712
I love running in the rain once I get going. It's invigorating.

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>escape room

>>82968923
Had to Google what the fuck it was after South Park made fun of it and I'm still not sure I get it.

gonna be getting smashed and play vr horror games tonight lads. what are your plans?

>>82968955
You're brave I watched one of those 360 VR videos of IT in the sewer and almost shit myself

>>82968946
Britnormie family photo

>>82968951
Just kids repeating lyrics from a rap song about murder to seem cool, apparently even the song never clarifies what it means.

I have been trying for hours to find a decent AI image editor that can take a picture, add something to the person in it (in this case a jacket, as defined by a text prompt) and then output the image. Seems unbelievably simple and yet there isn't a single one I've found that will do this for free and decent quality.

Am I gonna have to run my own model locally? Fuck me what a fucking ballache. The entire reason is that it's a picture of a woman in a bikini that I'm trying to cover up. It's literally not NSFW. Fuck all these 'AI ethics' cunts who try to censor every AI model out there.

>every zoomer/alpha meme is recycled ebonics from the black gangsta homies rap music
So cringe

>>82968993
So like the 187 on an Undercover Cop of modern era?

20 years ago it was laughable to be a "wigger"

>>82969049
Lad it still is.

Eminem has transcended wigger status and is an honorary n word igger.

>>82968955
Going to watch The Exorcist.

>>82969039
Ironically they do it because of people like you who want to misuse the technology. Frankly I don't believe that you want to add a jacket, and I don't see any use case for adding a jacket to a woman wearing a bikini in the first place.

Your parents could have named you anything and they chose Jeremy

>I can't fathom why you might want to make an image edit, therefore it is right and just that you should be censored.
...huh?

Your parents could have named you anything and they went with Graham

Sex with hot 18 yr olds

We're going to call him Graham. Aww, little Graham.

>>82969069
Not gonna lie lad this is absolute fucking bootlicking, jesus christ kek

>>82969093
Why not 16, lad? That's when their boobies are at the most sensitive.

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>>82969092
All I think about when I see that name

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Your parents could have named you anything and they went with Penis

Bet you can't stretch your scrotum over your head

>>82969129
bet i can

>>82969129
I have stretch Armstrong wollox lad

>>82969126
I was saddened when I heard Shippyz dad fell into an industrial pudding making contraption but when I realised he named Shippy Penis, it felt like just desserts

Yes we've picked a name we're calling him Gary x

>>82969129
Nah my foreskin's tighter than a nun's cunt.

why do american public toilets have massive gaps in the doors so you can see through and doors that are high off the floor so toddlers can just walk under? whats that about?

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Yes we've picked a name we're calling him Sean x

Is it pronounced Seen or See-An?

>>82969206
You could tell me this was taken from an article about a guy shooting up a school due to being an incel and I'd believe it.
Fucking sort the tache out you junkie spacker.

Fvlse emo hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvqz5ZKCMr4

Sean sounds like porn. No wonder he's addicted to loser/SPH findom types.

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Me?

Shan't be answering the door to any cunt tonight

gonna get some lunch now

Me? Garn on the piss tonight so won't be around to open the door anyway

I don't even consider "people" who consume alcohol human

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>>82969361
Shippy doesn't drink alcohol

>>82969361
I have literally never had an alcoholic drink. I don't see the appeal, they smell like fucking shit and the times I've dipped my finger and tasted a drop it felt like fucking acid was pouring down my throat. I hate drinking culture in the UK. So fucking bad for your health and makes you into a total retard mong.

literally nothing wrong with drinking socially

>>82969212
It's actually Seh-ahn

Me? Couldn't imagine live without alcohol. I love it.

>>82969371
shippy drinks pints of melted butter

>>82969416
Alright caveman lid?

>>82969464
t. total retard mong

Small amounts of alcohol is good for almost everyone socially.

>>82969470
Not for HHL

>>82969387
Same applies to fat people and smokers tbfh.

>>82969361
Go back to your Muslim shithole country.

>>82968927
True enough lad, thanks for this post it gave me the sticktoitiveness to do it anyway. Nice 5k, not too unpleasant once I got going and now I feel like a damned superman.

Wow, he got so rattled by that he basedjakposted and also deleted it. Some people really like alcohol I guess? Seems like an odd thing to be so adamantly pro- to the point where you try to pick fights with anonymous people online over it. Sounds like addict behaviour.

>>82969507
Yep. Never smoked or done drugs either and I have never had a BMI over 20.

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>>82969093
What about Scottish 24 year olds?

>>82969108
No, they're not mature.

>>82969533
Annual wage and number of sexual partners?

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I am sick of you all claiming bennies when I have to work. I am paying for you losers to do nothing.

Fuck off ruthmong you cockroach

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18yo girls like her literally talk about wanting much older men with nice biceps and throbbing veins in their arms. Why aren't you gymmaxxing?

>>82969563
>Why aren't you gymmaxxing?
Why aren't you?

>>82969563
Face is all that matters. Women don't actually care much about biceps, they just like tall facially attractive men with square jaws and then will talk about that man's biceps. But if there was an ugly or short man with the same biceps she wouldn't notice and would call him a creep.

>>82969569
Don't think it'll make any difference. My face wouldn't suit that kind of body.

>>82969556
34k and six, but currently with long-term gf.
How about you, lad?

>>82969556
58k and 0

>>82969590
123k and 5 but married with a sprog now

>>82969556
50k, 19 actual girls and 1 troon

>>82969563
Women lie all the time especially neurotypical because the whole system is to say things that raise status and save face

Watch what they do not what they say

>>82969579
>>82969581
I go the gym 3 times a week no roids I do exercises for mobility and functional strength
I feel really healthy and never got that big but I look good even with my goofy face
I just look like a guy who does physical labour even though I dont
If nothing else do it for your health because my peers are already far behind me now and will start compounding joint problems that I wont due to my lifestyle

>>82969550
>>82969563
why are you turkish

>>82969632
I went to the gym for years and got very /fit/. It's a good idea, but the idea it will attract women is simply wrong. Do it for your health and to feel good.

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>>82969579
>Face is all that matters.

You sure about that? Go to the gym is always what gets said to by normies. I've struggled to understand that. You wouldn't say that to a woman (it would imply she is fat).

>>82969569
It wouldn't do any difference at this point in life. I don't want menopausal women

>>82969579
Ahh probably true then. I knew they were psychopaths. Rather they just speak their minds but that would upset their simps giving them money and attention all the time.

>>82969662
>but the idea it will attract women is simply wrong
It increases your chances significantly. Yeah they won't approach you on the street and want to touch your abs, but the idea is you catch the eye.
You still have to go outside, which is where most lads here go wrong.

>>82969639
I'm from England lad. Just another incel in this bleak country beyond repair.

>>82969126
>>82969206
>>82969371
These two lads are better looking than you, taller than you and have better hairlines. I'll wait for you to prove us wrong.

>>82969470
Small amounts? Ruth is beyond that.

>>82969532
glad to hear it liddington, well done for getting out there!

>>82969701
Penis would have to lose weight for us to know either way, but Helper is actually quite cute.

>>82969701
Shippy looks like a serial rapist and HHL looks like a 12 yr old girl

>>82969662
>Do it for your health and to feel good.
this is the part that actually helps
Women look for health and vitality
Sure you wont likely get women above your face looks but you can get women by having vitality

>>82969672
You keep posting men with the top 0.01% of attractive male faces.

>>82969185
corr did a horrible shit in the public toilet on the skywalk in NYC and the stall was exactly like that. made eye contact with a fella when he came in whilst I was mid-shite. surprisingly, the toilet itself was very clean.

>>82969715
>>82969720
Not seeing any proof in your post that you're any better than either of them.

>>82969556
40k and 21