The delightful, wistful, sombre aesthetic of England in the rain edition
Winter is coming lads.
>OI MATE. WHERES YOUR FUCKING POPPY?
>>82999628 Nice edition de lid
quite like this edish.
>>82999599I am unlikely to give out any identifiable information about her, I do not think she would appreciate it. She's nice though, has big boobies.
>>82999648>>82999650Thanks lads, glad you like it x
NNN failed on day 3, fucking get in there
its my final week of being a neet
>>82999647Seen more than one honest to goodness dog wearing a poppy this year. Didn't know the little woofers were so patriotic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcxjNQxf0Uo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLOEwXHP8HIyoung Liz Truss was cute. CUTE
>>82999659Man's best friend innit
>>82999654welcome to the chain gang wageslave friend. what toil will you be doing
>>82999654You planning on going on a killing spree ending in a suicide by police?
Might not even drink for that match tonight. Got voluntary work tomorrow so might just stick to them wuppas.
Lads, I am in love with cosplay model Youshui Lingyi.I feel depressed every single day knowing I will never have sex with her.
>>82999673coding xx
>>82999653>failing NNN on day 3It might be for you de lid but it not for me x
>>82999675You will drink, I promise you that
>>82999675>Got voluntary work tomorrowwhat will you be doing
>>82999671But how do they handle the money? Never seen one with a handbag nor a wallet.
>>82999686good job hackerman
Look at this greasy, cloudy looking half pint with an inch of foamy head on top holding a beer.
>>82999687Do you actually eat your cum you grotbag?
>>82999687I actually decided myself not to bother with it. I have few pleasures in life as it is.
>>82999698Dogs can carry things in their mouth.
Literally, LITERALLY the definition of anarcho-tyranny.
>>82999712I have eaten my own cum for the last 20 years. There is nothing wrong with that and it's not gay.Hope this helps.
>>82999709It'll definitely be some wanky craft pale ale that tastes like orange squash with not enough water in.
>>82999722Hi money dog, please bring me good fortune. Shall be giving my dogberg a quid to carry around so he can get his own poppy IF he so desires. He's Romanian so probably won't.
>>82999725I don't know what she's complaining about. No Africans tried to stab her, that's a good train journey.
>>82999734I've done it a few times, but I still have to wash my hands afterwards anyway so it feels kinda pointless you know. Also, postnut clarity prevents it sometime
>>82999721Fair enough lid. I plan on doing the full the month.>>82999689Maybe I will, maybe I won't. It free will x
>>82999750have gone about 15 days before me, one month should be easy mate x
me? not wanked since october 28th, put myself on unstable footing for nnn really, despite the fact I dont want to do it anyway but feel pressured as I know if i cum I'll instantly feel guilty about a thing I didn't want to do in the first place. Fucking internet.
>>82999734Definitely a bit gay lad. I tried it once when I was a teen and did not like it one bit. Can kind of see how you might be into it until the point of cumming, after which it would become extremely unpleasant so you've got a classic catch 22 situation there. In conclusion, you are gae.
I've got some used underwear coming in next week or 2, so NNN is definitely failing, HARD
Oh aye, for me a good day is when only one or two groups of BAME yooves shout at me and call me a white dog from across the road x
>>82999766Woof woof lad
Now this is a choon. Banger, IMO.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrgKevuAuoY
>>82999680corrr she's quite the stunner.
>>82999760It just tastes nice and is nutritious, why waste it? Nothing sexual about it for me.
I eat a teaspoon of it every day, it's actually really good for you
>>82999758>have gone about 15 days before meI did the full month in November 2023.
Hi there! I'm every single driver coming in the opposite direction to you on a winding country road (the kind that doesn't have any cat's eyes in the middle of the lane). You may have noticed that I have my brights on. Haha, yep, but believe it or not that's not actually a mistake. You see, because I am every single driver you've ever passed on a precarious winding country road in the dead of night, I need my brights on constantly. I never turn them off, not even for a second. Sure, you can complain because you can't see fucking shit through my high beams blaring directly into your fucking eye sockets, and yeah okay, maybe it's a bit dangerous because you either have to slow with traffic behind you or keep going and hope you don't mount a fucking hedgerow that you can't see, but really isn't that all worth it so that I don't have to move my finger a couple of millimetres to turn my brights down for two seconds?See, I knew you'd see it my way x
>>82999628If I visited London could I stand where this OP photo was taken without getting stabbed?
Just tided my room lads. Feel loads better.
>>82999802I literally can't see when driving at night now. Or not even at night, modern cars with their ultra-bright white LEDs pointed into my eyeballs instead of the road will automatically come on if it's a bit overcast, with full beam - because the car supposedly has tech to switch some of the LEDs off if it sees another car, but doesn't work.The person in the car has no idea they're blinding everyone.I regularly lose the ability to see for 2-3 seconds when driving and I just have to rely on my visual memory of the scene and hope nothing changes until my vision comes back.mad that no government considered legislating on headlight brightness after they all started becoming LEDs
Not feeling good lads. No libido. No desire to talk to people.I can't work out whether my emotional state is due to stopping watching porn or my post-escort shame.
What to do? Hmmm, I wonder. Should I take over the world and make it a better place for humanity? Write the most beautiful poem known to man that would end all wars?The world is muh oyster, but as always, I fink I shall doss.Yes! Good isea methinks.Big Doss Man#WNQ}Tngt
>>82999825Good stuff anon. have you a treat to reward yourself, or is a cleaner room reward itself?
>>82999812Likely no, because mayor Sadiq Al-Farsi Mohammed Mohamad Hashimi Abdul Al-Akthoun Mohammad Khan has recently mandated that all white visitors must receive at a minimum a perfunctory stabbing from a BAME to address historical injustices. After you are stabbed you have to say the phrase "It's all part and parcel" without flinching or screaming before you're allowed within the city limits.
>>82999829Ah bastard, what an utter retard I am. I do be like that sometimes. Oh well, good bye fun thing.
>>82999827You've made a severe mistake losing your virginity to a hooker
>>82999802rather enjoyed this post.
>>82999802Not gonna lie lad this is genuinely triggering
>looks at calendar I seriously cant touch my dick for 27 more days? UGH!
>>82999827I missed the escort saga, did you write a greentext about it? I legitimately want to read about your experience as detailed as possible. It's something I want to do but I reckon my dick wont work out of nerves/betaness.
>>82999675Only have 2-3 jars, problem solved
>>82999789>tastes nice>Doubt.jpg
>>82999856Better than losing your virginity to a gender you're not attracted to. Just prisongay incel things x Not really, I'm past caring, women were never gonna fuck me anyway,
>>82999897You can touch, just no cummies like a bad boy x
>>82999838Well I don't like clutter, I'm a bit of a minimalist sometimes depression creeps up on me and things get left behind.
Might actually have some jars soonish in the communal garden. The weather is lovely.
eating your own semen is pretty disgusting, but i don't see how it could be gay.
what if you get raped like that lad in 40 Days, 40 Nights? does it count?
I've cum directly into my mouth a few times. It's really quite bitter mine is, but I've only spunked in 1 persons throat anyway and they never complained. Don't really like people touching my knob tbqh so it doesn't matter
>>82999944always wanted to get raped tbqh. Which is an odd thing to say because surely if you want it, its not rape, but I don't agree because in the moment, I definitely won't want it, I#ll likely kick and scream, and wank to the memory for years afterwards. Isn't the brain retarded (or just mine)
>>82999945Have never tasted my own cum, but regularly cum in my wife's mouth. She's never complained, but has sometimes choked because I tend to cum a lot and she said she couldn't swallow as quickly as I was pumping it out. Not gonna lie felt like a right top stud.>Ohh no, haha, I'll try to hold it back a bit next time (no I wont you little minx cooorrrrr)
>>82999983giwtwm the wife
A24 VVON
are we posting gibberish now?
>>82999909Depends on your diet. Mine tastes sweet and lush. Yours probably tastes rotten from all your ultraprocessed junk food.
COBSON VVON
>>82999829>What to do?Get a job
>>82999919DO NOT TOUCH, temptation leads that way.
i just assume my ejaculate tastes of a urinary tract infection. it all goes down the same chute.
Wee nap on the cards. Might aswell.
>>83000029Oh aye x you got nothing else going on in life do ya?
>>83000008Strange thing to assume about another person lad. I actually eat very healthily. But unfortunately you are gae so that's all there is to it really. Anyway, enjoy your cum glad you enjoy it.
>>83000060I'm jealous x
>>83000084It's not gay. No other man is involved and I derive no sexual pleasure from it. I am unaroused after cumming.What's gay is you saying you want to swallow you cum until you ejaculate - that means you want to do it due to gay thoughts, you bender.
>>83000060I've just come home for work, lad.
>>83000103I don't want to swallow it until I cum, I don't want it in my mouth at all. The only time I'm willing to accept it is kissing the wife after she's sucked me off as it feels very rude not to kiss her in that scenario. I'm bored of this exchange now anyway so as you were Mr Cum Enjoyer.
six sevennnx
>I'm not going home, not really.
>haha no really I just got home from a full 8 hours at the coal faceuh huh
Me? On that Monday afternoon Fortnite sesh.
Could I realistically move to England if I rely on VA
Corr lads cleaning up after a wank with a wet wipe is life changing can't believe it's taken me this long to discover it.
>>83000184what is the poster/advert in the Kwik-E-Mart window, lad? i gave you a task.
Wops sweaty hairy fanny dripping wet through at the thought of the simpsons being in Fortnite
>>83000203don't want perfume (contains alcohol) near my belly end. even if i had some horrible papercut, alcohol stays away.
>>82999856I didn't really lose it beyond kissing and her briefly sucking my flaccid cock.>>82999904Not a greentext but I saw an escort on Tuesday last week. I went to see an escort to lose my virginity and now my libido is totally gone because I couldn't maintain an erection with her and didn't do anything except kissing and oral. I'm 29.I just got too nervous and couldn't have sex. This is despite me not watching any porn for a week or so, so I was quite horny. She was very nice, I admitted my situation to her and we talked for a while. Did a bit of oral, she said I had beautiful eyes. She seemed surprised when I said I was a virgin but maybe that was just an act. We seemed to have a good rapport and talked about interesting things but again, don't know if she was just acting. She did seem quite engaged when she was talking to me and we kissed a lot which I liked. The more we talked the more I relaxed but I felt bad. I'm so pathetic. I genuinely feel worse in a way now. I wandered around afterwards feeling completely alone in this world and wanted to cry. 29 years on this planet and aside from escorts, I'm still a kissless virgin.I am in the middle of trying to stop watching porn and stop masturbating to try and make me aroused by her.Right now, my plan is to see her again next week.
>>83000225imagine if you had a Marge Simpson doll with bobby hair like in the PS2 games and you used it as a dildo.
>>83000232Once as a child when I hadn't figured out jerking off yet but was curious about my boners I was just putting stuff on it to see what happened. Mostly nothing happened until I tried nail varnish remover, that was veeeeeeerrrryyyy painful and quickly ended my career of putting stuff on my dick.
>looking up train tickets to london>cheapest 86 quid for a return>do the same for coach >6 quidfuck trains on my fucking god
>I saw an escort on Tuesday last week.WOWWHY HAVE YOU NOT MENTIONED THIS UNTIL NOW???
>>83000263you're supposed to book trains in advance lad
1 week in the UK.Wonder what this week will bring.
>>83000269that was in advance
Talking to 2 girls on bumble BTW but going to see an escort again instead of trying to form real connectionsI'm not replying to this shite anymore
Who got the 83000000 get?
Corr my stomach is about to explode. Just had a triple decker sandwich and a full bag of sensations crisps.
I had to do an enormous shit at 3am last night, which is always annoying when I am comfy womfy and almost asleep.Luckily it was a clean wiper though.
>>83000278is it from newcastle or something lad? enjoy that 6 hour coach make sure to book 2 seats
>>83000271But just think of all the wonderful restaurants we get to enjoy!
>>83000287Very easy way to find out wouldn't you have thought?>>83000000
Sure can't wait until HHL inevitably starts spamming porn and his fetish pics like he does every single NNx.
Hey, hey, I saved the world todaaaaaayyyyy~
>>83000310>never eat food cooked by a foreigner>never get stabbed or rapedYou can only choose one, choose wisely.
>make an offer for something on Ebay>offer denied>no counter offerffs, why do people enable that as an option if they're not going to play the game?I'll buy it off someone else then, ya stingy prick.I would've just paid the price up front an all.
>>83000314Thank you for searching for me. Feeling a little bit incapacitated at the moment with my lunch.
>>83000308nope im in the sauf
>>83000341Welcome to my world. Theres sellers out there who have best offer on and decline all offers that are sent to them. Most of them ignore offers. Cunts the lot of em.
>>83000322way to admit you're new and weren't here for November 2023.
The queen's nose, Bernard's watch or William's wish wellingtons? Which would you choose. I think William basically had carte blanche to wish for anything he wanted, he was just a retard so he didn't get anything good. I reckon there'd also be a problem with getting them on your feet since they're obviously child sized, don't think they work without actually being fully on. Queens nose is a bit of a problem since it tends to twist your wishes to teach you a lesson, and adults are always getting their hands on it and wishing random shit while rubbing the nose for some reason, almost epidemic how often it happens. Bernard's watch seems like the safest bet, he was a dumb fuck too mind you. Problem is I'd keep freezing time in order to procrastinate and would probably continue procrastinating and would leave time frozen for far too long and I'd age terribly.
>>83000354Little southern fairy. Had your jellied eels and mash today?
What do pro-immigration advocates have to say in response to pic related?
>>83000357I would've just bought it, but he had offers turned on, so I figured he was up for it.Not playing games with tech illiterate mongos who can't tick the right box.
>>83000362Bernard's watch easy. You could rob all the money to last you a lifetime without anyone knowing. Take the kings Crown Jewels if you wanted.
>>83000281>Talking to 2 girls on bumble BTW but going to see an escort again instead of trying to form real connectionsThey stopped responding to me.
>>83000374It's probably some boomer who doesn't know what planet he's on and has no clue how eBay works. "I KnOw WhAT i HaVe" seller
Lads what happens if you hire an escort for 30 mins and you cum in 5 mins? Is it over or do you gear up, put a second Jonny on and go to town on her arsehole again?
>>83000238You went down on her? How did that go? Did she teach you, pretend to moan etc?
>>83000379Well money is nice but not very much potential for wish fulfillment is there? Can't make that hot ginger chick with the queen's nose fall in love with you and become your sex slave, even if you do have all the money in the world.
Oh my grim. He paid to lick her pussy. Fuckin hell.
>>83000368never had eels but i do like mash
Me? Heil Hitler ngl
>>83000420Hmm. Good point. You could convince a billionaire to give you all of his assets kek. Now finding one and getting within range would be the difficult part.
>>83000400They will try to tell you that you're done, unless you have booked like 2/3 hours.
>>83000271Without immigrants I wouldn't be able to get my haircut on a Sunday. Leave them alone lad, they bring more value to the country than they detract.
>>83000437Could probably just wish your way into their bedroom at night.
The fire rises brothers x
>>83000446not him but could you post more cute anime girls please?
>>83000446Get your mum to do it like me.
>>83000446Surely it's not possible to be this retarded?Before immigrants you could get your hair cut on a Sunday, by a white barber.
>>83000369you CANNOT prepare foreign cuisine unless you were raised in the culture by those parents. Indian and Mexican food is just vibe cooking fr fr
>>83000410I liked it. I think she did too, she gasped a bit and also bit her knuckles. Although I was admittedly a bit clueless.Next time I see I'm basically gonna ask her to guide me during sex.
i cut my own hair because i dont like talking to people
>>83000445Nah fuck that if I've paid 200 quid for a shag i'm getting the full 30 mins. >We aren't done until the timer runs out love.
>>83000400You can just stay and chat to her.
>>83000456these are depictions of children.
Could fuck a prossie in the barnhole
>>83000482oh no!anyway. got any more?
>>83000477Same. Last time I went into a barbers they asked me what I do for a living. I said I'm not working at the moment and he said in a defeated tone "oh". Soul crushing it is. Mummy has been cutting my hair since 2020 I will carry on that way thanks.
>>83000400Assuming it's not some seedy ass brothel with old fat munters (in other words, use adultwork and check revies on ukpunting with a vpn), you pay for an hour you get the hour and can do whatever you want in that hour
>>83000482They're not. In the logic of the anime they're hundreds, if not thousands of years old.
>>83000498Anything? It's always been my dream to slowly examine a woman's genitalia - looking inside with a flashlight etc.
>>83000498Seen adult finder it's not bad on there. You could get a slapper to come around for 120.
>>83000501so? wouldn't look at pictures of dogs on the internet, would you?
>>83000238>Right now, my plan is to see her again next weekAs someone who has fucked a lot of prostitutes, she sounds like a keeper.Most will be completely detached so when you find one who genuinely has sex instead of just acting like a dissociated fuck doll is rare
Good comix on 4chan back in the day
This new Simpsons map on Fortntie is peak womfy.
>>83000505>FlashlightHmm, very Americanised that. Suspicious.
>>83000456Dona and done! >>83000457That lad looks like he has a number 5 all over. Is that how your mum does yours, what comb length are you rocking, 2 in summer 3 in winter. Does your mum ask you if you've been on holiday lately, how work is? Just like at the barbers hahaha. >>83000469I've never seen a hairdressers or barbers open on a Sunday that wasn't a 'Turkish' owned place. Though, desu most of the white salons have closed in my city and village due to the amount of 'Turkish' ones that offer "best price, good deals".
>>83000505assuming you agree to it beforehand sure>>83000506as long as the ukpunting reviews are all positive, go for itBtw, if anyone is into proper filthy bitches who are very good at acting like a slag, check out divine lolla. She tours a lot, so not sure where she is right now, but she's polish, and absolute FILTH. The reviews are very accurate, but she does stick to the routine unless you push it elsewhere. Not for the other lad here though, she's a bit too "intense" for the beta/shy lads.
>>83000522I don't know what shit edit I downloaded there but that's not right.
>>83000521Well we didn't have actual sex. We chatted for well beyond the hour that I paid for, which maybe was a good sign though.
>>83000482Good heavens!*faints*
>>83000538>assuming you agree to it beforehand sureWill she think I'm weird though?
>>83000555Probably yeah, but she won't act weirded out (unless you ask her too). Punters are weirdos with lots of weird requests. Find someone experienced
>>83000496>they asked me what I do for a living. I said I'm not working at the moment and he said in a defeated tone "oh". Soul crushing it is.Living the NEET dream eh lad?Should you not be talking shit to him about how work is beneath you?
>>83000529I get a number 3 all over. Nice and simple.
>>83000576Never said work is beneath me or being a barber. Also no. I do not like to gloat about being a 13 year NEET.
Realised that all I do at the moment is procrastinate. Just endless amounts of pointless web scrolling. No vidya or TV shows/movies appeal to me. Wish I had the attention span to read books or something, but my brain is too fried even for that. A completely meaningless existence.
>>83000635Based. For me it's constant vidya. Hope we can like stop wasting time and do productive things again I really do.
>>83000635We're all in that boat. Addictive, innit?If you want a tip for getting out of the scrolling cycle, go for walks, and listen to podcasts or audiobooks. Or take up some kind of hobby where you actively use your hands, like woodwork.
>>83000635Been doing that for a while now lad. Days morph into months. Years into decades. As long as you are content doing it there's no harm being done
>>83000635What about porn? That must be addictive.
i don't have a dustpan and brush. i don't want to cut my shaggy NEET hair all over the floor and then pick/hoover it all up, it's a nightmare.now, i could just buzz my head out the window. but i know the downstairs neighbours will kick off that i'm raining hair down onto their balcony.
Motion control games are quite absorbing I find recently. It engages you in a different way. Sometimes sitting around pressing buttons doesn't do it for you. Puts you in too much of a passive state.
>>83000696Did you know you can go outside
Home from workberg,not a easy life but someones gotta cleam dem streets.On that FootballManager grind now.What you Lads been up to today?
>>83000715Did you know I cannot die?
Why pay for food when you can steal like the immigrant scum?https://youtu.be/_DId2kqULiU
a few of yous will end up as 50 yr old NEETs
>>83000715then where would i plug my clippers in?
Fortnite is some absolute dogshit zoomer slop, ngl, but I genuinely do respect how quickly the devs can put together and bring live absolutely massive updates, patches, events etc.This is the sort of thing you'd be waiting minimum 18 months for from western devs, it would end up being six months later than promised, have half the functionality, be riddled with bugs and also cost 8.99 for a temporary event.
>>83000732playing FM as well, I'm trying to make the 2041 Championship playoffs atm.
>>83000696i crouch over the bathrub and buzz it off easy to clean
>>83000757Probly. I am making an effort to jailbreak, but I understand so little of the world out there.
>>83000769Yeah and they support last gen too. Mental.
>As per my previous email>My manager advised me>Just a quick follow up to my previous email>Hope you're well>I look forward to hearing back from you>Look forward to hearing from you>The customer has been advised>The client has been advised>Please let me know>Hope you're having a good week!>A quick FYI>Work night out>Christmas night out>I was just wondering>Just wondering if you could...>Get the ball rolling>Going forward>All the best>Nearly Friday!>With regards to>If you have any questions>Please see attached>Please note>Sincerely,>Please contact me if any questions>Thanks again>Best,>Just a quick note>Please do not hesitate>My line manager>My colleagues>Thanks in advance
>>83000784Listen to jailbreak by zztop for extra motivation
i start my business emails with alright there my ladand end them withcheers x
Haven't played in years, but I liked when Fortnite had them little spheres that you could zoom around in. Corrr. I think it's a good game because it's just fun and stuck to the concept.
>>83000757In 2045? I think we will all be NEETs by then the way AI is advancing and the job market getting worse by each passing year.
>>83000824>Alright gays?>[message]>Fuck you,>"Big" Benson>(and the Schlobbers)
Only 15 years away for me. Long-term unemployed. It's already over. No point bothering if it just gets harder.https://www.thetimes.com/business-money/companies/article/over-50s-facing-job-hunt-agony-g7xtlnw26
Heavily on the piss now. No other choice really after that incident earlier today.
Might as well enjoy riding that bennie train while it lasts as Reform are gonna destroy the welfare state. Few taxpayer funded jars tonight, oh aye.Don't hate the player, hate the game x
>>83000928And you're still going to vote for them aren't you?
>>83000901Genuinely feel for ancient lads who are honestly trying to find work but their history, experience, education etc. is total wank. Like what the fuck do you actually do? Not sure if it's better or worse than new graduates trying to get their first job.Entire economy and job market is fucked to fucking hell and back.
>>83000937HHL is a labour man. His whole family voted labour for years. He has a working class and union background.
>>83000937Keeping it private mate.Cheers x
Who are we kidding, he'll probably keep getting pissed like he normally does and not even realise there's been a GE until he sobers up a week after the fact and miss out his chance to cast a ballot.
>>83000961I guess you live like SSM and embrace the freedom of not working.
I'll vote Reform just to see what happens. I'm not a retard that actually believes in democracy and I'm sceptical that Reform will actually do anything, but every single number of votes for Reform is going to make the seethers seethe that little bit harder.Makes a difference to just drawing a massive swastika on my ballet like I normally do.
>>83001052I don't think Reform will fix anything, but they're guaranteed to win and I think Conservatives and Labour getting barely any seats and coming in 3rd or 4th will be hilarious. All these front bench career MPs are gonne be out of the job.
Reform UK lasses want to snuff out NEET lads and it's lush x
HHL voting reform is like a hen voting to let the wolves in the pen.
>>83001067>I don't think Reform will fix anything, but they're guaranteed to win and I think Conservatives and Labour getting barely any seats and coming in 3rd or 4th will be hilarious. All these front bench career MPs are gonne be out of the job.Oh aye x this is another benefit to Reform winning.
Corr need to get ready and get sorted for this match soon. If we win tonight we go second so get in there xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgffRW1fKDk
Xhaka bout to rumble them dirty scousers.Oh aye x
Most people who will vote for Reform are dossers and low IQ mongs. No way they'll lash bennies and piss off their voter base.
>>83000773nice lad!I'm just getting back into it,still playing FM21.finished 2nd first season in championship with Fulham on my pre-season for premiership. You playing 26?Think I'm gunna wait till january sales to buy it what with all the the bugs and that
Would you rather have to start every sentence with 'listen up bitches' or end every sentence with 'just kidding'?
>If I just make up a random alternate reality that'll mean the things that will clearly happen won't really happen!
time flies xx
>>83001161Good question. The first one. The latter would make conversations basically impossible.
You now remember Reform FC is an actual thing that exists. Oh aye x
>>83001213I'd point and laugh if I saw a spacker wearing this in public.
>>83001226Yeah and they'd put you in the fucking ground with a single punch you faggot
why is everyone so reactionary now? i swear, people used to be pretty chill.
"It wasn't immigrants who did this, you fascist. It was the children, grandchildren, and even great-grandchildren of immigrants!" is one of those 21st century Smart Respectable People clap-backs that increasingly echoes in quite a different way than I'm sure its parroters intend it to do."Check mate, Gammon McFuckwits: the problem is actually even worse and more insoluble within the current Overton Window than you think it is!"Uhh, okay??
>>83001283we are ALL the children of immigrants :)
>>83001256Ooh you're 'ard
>>83001280Reaching breaking point. Everything is in decline to such an extent that even the otherwise normally chill people are fucking sick to their back teeth and are clamoring for someone to come along and right the wrongs. People are only 'chill' if you can guarantee them some kind of reasonable economy, clean streets, relatively low crime rates and a system that broadly works. We have the opposite and have had the opposite for a very long time now.
>>83001226Alri pipe down Nelson x
>>83001299And this means we need to import a million deliveroo cyclists from Pakistan!
>>83001299God's not a migrant, silly.
>>83001256Lol no they wouldn't. The only people who'd wear this are fat old alcoholic blokes
When can I start drinking? Is 5pm acceptable?
>>83000754Your mum buys your food lad, pipe down
>>83001343are you the son of God?
Mitochondrial DNA is inherited through the female line. Because there were no female conquistadors this means that despite a large percentage of latinos deriving some ancestry from Europeans they are largely bereft of European mitochondria which provides an explanation for the renowned late in life metabolic crisis that latinas have when consuming western diets (aka they look hot when they're young and then when they hit the 'latina wall' they balloon into literal spherical abuelas).
>>83001357yeah. the song/saying is "it's five o'clock somewhere" innit.
>>83001373>latinos >latinas the hell are these?
right, two more tramadols. no benzos, no zolpidem. that's my lot.
HHL's family are irish migrants
>>83001434Yep, and five or six generations down they're still parasiting off the English.
>>83001357I started drinking at 2 pm today
Kek did you hear Farage said minimum wage is too high!
>>83001366Looking into it, no. Just a creation of his.
>>83001452well that's fucking silly
My sister got raped last night
still no word on motive
>>83001438His mum gets a carer allowance for her spacker son
>>83001461Keir Starmer will be calling for the asylum seeker's knighthood within the hour, lad!
>>83001466he was a "well known local schizo" supposedly. babbling about demons.
>>83001461Shoutanon is a famous britfeel rapist
That's Marge unlocked from that Fortnite Battle Pass. Get in.Well time to get sorted for that match.>>83001442Corr a few britfeel posters day drinking today then eh? And you lot say I have a drinking problem. Sober as a judge me.
>>83001461have you found out why?
HelperLad PLEASE take a screenshot of the Kwik-E-Mart exterior I'M BEGGING YOU
>>83001479It wasn't an asylum seeker, apparently it was a lad she went to school with>>83001484Nothing to with britfeel>>83001501No clue on the circumstances mum didn't say the details
baa
>>83001517Sounds like she's attention seeking
It's very well-known and completely uncontroversial that blacks have rates of schizophrenia that are WAY higher than native white Brits.https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2418996/>In 2006, AESOP reported a ninefold increase in the risk of developing schizophrenia in black Caribbeans when compared with the white British population: the increased risk was 5.8 in black Africans and 1.4 in South Asians. These increased rates were derived from a population aged 16-64 years, with data for both sexes combined.If we were a sensible country we'd be institutionalising schizos in asylums, like we used to do. However even beyond the typical shitlib objection to asylums (MUH YOOMAN ROITS!!) the British state would be literally incapable of actually institutionalising the people who need to be because the rates would look so disproportionately bad for blacks that they'd just scream racism and demand they be let out.The Huntingdon train stabber probably is a schizo and probably did stab people because he is a schizo. In this instance it wasn't Islam, but biology that guaranteed over a large enough population you'll see these sorts of trends appear disproportionately across different races.
>>83001529Why are you saying that lad?
going to start saying 'cheerio' instead of 'goodbye'.i don't want to use religious terms because it gives gullible people a false sense of hope.
>>83001491I get home at around 2 pm and go to bed at 8, so it's not really day drinking.
Cooorrrr, might be arranging a cheeky little FWB situation this evening. A tranny with a big dick has said she's down to let me blow her.
If the ruling class get their way and somehow keep Reform out we will see metal detectors and bag scanners at train stations within a decade. Everything will be slower, worse, more expensive and still people will keep getting stabbed.
>rapeOur Robocop Remake - Scene 27https://gumlet.tv/cc/watch/66103a5b290080da99e20cc1/ it what the original scene should have been
Ordered that Apu Trilogy. Well, I am Indian, aren't I? And they were less than half price, weren't they? Curse they fuckin' were!
>>83001531The train stabber was white though?
>>83001587piss off with your edgy opinions, Jonathan Ross
He was borns in the UK!!
more like a poo lol
Classic white British phenotype
>>83001611he looks distressedwhy did nobody help him before he hurt others?
If i were on there I wouldve punched his lights right out, easy work
>>83001611That's an AI picture though?
>one man with a knife>manages to stab 10 peoplelmao ok
Can't believe one of The Three Stooges was stabbed.
>>83001651Ah he has the Ibiza Final Boss haircut. Very popular these days
>>83001659Lad looks like he was just birthed from a coconut.
>>83001689No he wasn't birthed from a coconut. He was almost certainly birthed from a vagina. It's just a haircut
>>83001697wow that's VERY disrespectful to birthers who get C-sections, anon.
>>83001697Not very bright are you big lad? Autistic?
>>83001706he's pretty bright, with the amount of nits coming off him (heh.)
>>83001721Nits? Not sharing a hat with you big lad.
>>83001598HHL? Yeah but his family were irish migrants.
>>83001519Impressively short post this tbqh
>>83001704I don't consider people who came from C-sections to be "birthed." I consider them to be untimely ripped. If that makes me a cunt, fine. I don't care. Britain doesn't need people like that here and it's time doctors were banned from doing it. Barbaric. Black doctors especially do it, I hear.>>83001706My IQ was tested at 132 (on the WAIS-IV). That would indicate that I'm unusually bright.
>>83001461Tell me more. I hope it wasn't by you.
>>83001755No of course not. I wouldn't even shag her consensually let alone rape her. She was raped by a lad she went to school with, I know the guy's name but that's it. I don't know how it happened. Will hopefully find out more tonight when my mum gets back from the hospital.
>>83001461Nice. At least she's getting her leg over.
>>83001704Coconut section
>>83001752C-section baby me, dunno why but my brother and sister were too. Maybe my mum's gash was no good, doesn't really bear thinking about.
>>83001770Why's your mum in the hospital? Was she raped too? Are all the females in your family gagging for it?
quite the NNN CAPTCHA, this. Kafkaesque.
>>83001771What do you mean lad? That she would find it desirable to get raped? Or that would be the only way she could have sex?
>>83001788She's visiting my sister in the hospital. Why are you being like this lad?
>>83001770>>83001814>>83001827is she gonna be OK, lad? ;_;
>>83001770Sorry to hear this. Hope it wasn't a Paki or a black.
>>83001827was the rapist borns in the uk?
>>83001836I hope so lad. We're all a bit tense here waiting for the full details from mum. It's honestly so grim you never think something like this will happen to the family.>>83001840>>83001841Yeah he's a lad from around here, white.
Do you think he reads the guardian?
>>83001827You should visually inspect your mum and sisters cunts. Could have been your mum who raped your sister. It's always who you least suspect.
>>83001890That's a strange and vile suggestion.
Been talking to some foreign women online and they all have a white fetish its crazy
>>83001883He watches BBC News and thought Adolescence was a masterpiece.
>>83001883No the autistic lad who posted the video has confirmed both his parents are tories.
>>83001898You're the one with a rapeslut sister. People in glass houses shouldn't throw spunk.
We on prisoner of azkaban now, steaming through this warry wotter warathon ready for our visit to studio tour tomorrow. Dogberg got frightened by a firework on the walk. Fucking annoying fireworkers at this time of year, I'm fine with it on the 5th and the weekends around because we can plan ahead and not be outside when it's dark but when people are setting them off before its fully dark on a Monday in the rain it's just fucking stupid.
NoFap NoPorn Escortlad checking in.Maybe I'm just imagining it but my dick seems to be twitching a bit
>>83001883I bet he stood outside clapping for the NHS and making a note of which houses hadn't come out to clap.Then returned inside for another bottle of wine.
>>83001907What do you mean by "rapeslut"?
>>83001907Fucking hell anon you are severely broken and fundamentally unlovable.
>>83001912no1 cares lad
>>83001920I mean that your sister probably enjoys the old in out by force now and then. She probably orgasmed too. Your mommy might be a cumdragon herself. Check their pussies.
https://xcancel.com/implausibleblog/status/1984220002833318253be quiet, ladyyou're making it worse for everyone
>>83001854That IS grim, lad. Was she also beaten or anything?
Drinking this. It's not good, but I got it cheaply.
>>83001944Her pussy was beaten back and blue I heard.
>>83001935Why are you saying this disgusting stuff about my sister who experienced something horrible and traumatic?
really sick thing to LARP about ngl
>>83001944I'm guessing so lad. She was in hospital overnight and won't be going home today either so there's definitely injuries involved.
>>83001940This poor woman should be at home happy with kids, instead she's been put to work for low wages until she's an anxious wreck.Feminism has a lot to answer for.I'll vote for Reform if it gets women back in the kitchen and tax men less.
>>83001950Stop giving him attention lad, he's obviously a piece of shit that wants to drag everyone down to his level. Just ignore him and he'll go away. Sorry to hear about what happened, really nobody deserves it, your sister is going to be in a bad way mentally for a while. Hopefully the guy gets his head caved in.
My gf smokes heavily nowadays and drinks like a fucking fish. What should I do?
>>83001950Listen, your sister orgasmed from a rape. Not so bad for her. Least she has sex.
>>83001906It's sad that families are being torn apart by all of this. I'm also a reactionary schizo.
>>83001925I'm trying to use this place as a support mechanism. Has anyone else here done NoFap?
>>83001959why should i be affected by her terrible decision to say this on national television?please do NOT vote Reform, i would like to keep my PIP.
>>83001968If a man was raped we'd all laugh. We should laugh at his sister too.
>>83001982yes just don't touch your willy
>>83001969Got to tell her tbqh, probably won't go well but if you keep it bottled up you'll end up exploding at her. Or you could match her drinking and smoking and see how she likes it, one up her and start doing drugs too?
Rape is not funny, lads
>>83001995>If a man was raped we'd all laugh.i wouldn't laugh. unless some absurd thing happened. gay bloke jumped him dressed as Dino from The Flintstones.
Lads my brother came home last night with his cock covered in some lassies shit. He said he raped her. Should I hide him from the police?
>>83001968Thanks lad, and in all honesty I'll be happy if the guy just faces legal consequences for it. I don't want him to get away with it.>>83001979Oh I see. This is all because you struggle to get sex. That's tragic for you. The worst part is that you allowed yourself to become bitter as a result, guaranteeing your sad predicament is permanent rather than temporary.
>>83001995Speak for yourself mate, not everyone is as miserable as you.
>>83002012i posted a funny rape video in this very thread:>>83001584you WILL click my suspicious link(fuck you Vimeo)
threads taken a weird directionlet's get a vibe reset x
>>83001969Could you have sex with her? That's what I would do if I had a gf
>>83001517>apparently it was a lad she went to school withFake news. This post is written by an indian.
>>83002019Why are you taking me so seriously? You really must be autistic.
>>83001906He's not autistic is he? I though the was just gay
>>83002042a strawbs and choccy vibe reset would be nice
>>83002060I don't want to joke about my sister getting raped, especially not jokes at her expense. That makes me autistic?
>she was raped BY A BRITISH WHITE MANShut the fuck up you larping twat.
>>83002071just had a choccy biccy myself actually
ahemAHEM
Blad's brother raped a granny for a hard boiled sweet.
>>83002076I didn't want to make a thing about that, but someone asked me specifically about his race and nationality. Was I supposed to lie? I'm against mass immigration, regardless of who raped my sister.
>>83002072>I don't want to joke about my sister getting raped>i know i'll tell everyone on britfeel about it10/10 bait lad.
>>83002072NTA but I do think you sound autistic btw.How old is your sexy sister?
>>83002094I don't have many mates. Britfeel is where I tell everything.
>>83002089post news article or keep larping
The flatline is the worst part of NoFap
>>83002072Fair enough, lad. Sorry for the jokes. Hope she gets the help she needs and the rapist gets his cock chopped off tbqh.
>>83002108It's not in the news and hopefully it will stay out of the news, at least in a way that identifies her.>>83002114Thank you lad I appreciate that.
Do the sister got raped by white man. We all bored.
>>83002112there is no flatline its made up by redditjust stop touching your willington
>>83002120>It's not in the newsThat's how I know you are lying, it would be in local news site. Not natitanal news, local and it wouldn't ID her.
>>83002086Granny groper.
>>83002042Hello catto
>>83002137Find one single local news article reporting a rape the day after it happened. You won't be able to. Best you'll get is when it comes up in court months later
I take that back, she was raped by a brown man.
Employee of The Month
>>83002137>it would be in local news site.you, sir, are and idiot :)
raped by a British national
>>83002155https://uk.news.yahoo.com/woman-her-30s-raped-residential-161914363.htmlTWAT
thank you choccyposters for making me realise the following:although i am out of coffee cubes, i have an instant mocha sachet in my special drawer. making that up now.
What is she trying to convey?Does she have a problem?
cummy baldybap is a british national yet she spent her childhood abroad in posh ngubi schools
>>83002174Bit late for caffeine don't you think lad?
>>83002173>The victim, in her 30s, said she was attacked on Windermere Drive, Worcester, at around 9.30pm on Friday, October 31.>Article posted sunday nov 2ndYou've made yourself look a right Mr. Confused here, haven't you?
>>83002181Fucking sick shirt that actually. Tards pretending that there's some secret message here is pathetic. People wear clothes.
>>83002187>A posh nugubu schoolSo instead of studying in a mud hut did she study in a brick shed? There's no way they have posh schools out in Africa.
>>83002201She should be in full burqa so I don't have to see her massive boobs
>>83002200>Best you'll get is when it comes up in court months laterI expect the article about your sisters rape tomorrow. Oh wait, it won't be because it DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN.
Little lads getting upset over me laughing at the reform football shirts LOL
he couldn't have just said it was a foreigner who raped. he couldnt even do something that simple
>>83002190been at it all day laddo. didn't sleep last night. powered through on caffeine and tramadols (to reset the vibes)
>>83002208she spent her childhood abroad in some posho black schools lid
>>83002228Only way to prove it is to go to the hospital, take a picture of his hot sister, censor the eyes/face whatever to make it non-personally identifiable if required.
Greta putting an animated .gif on a T-shirt then wondering why it isn't moving
>>83002228I'm not the one who's sister got raped lad. I'm just laughing at your complete lack of media literacy.
they don't just put every rapist in the newspaper right after it happened, you wazzocks
>>83002222But I want to see her massive boobs. Don't deprived those of us whom do. >>83002241Well good work on the vibe change lad, I'd call it a major success. Possibly get some sleep tonight though? Might not be the worst idea you've ever had.
>>83002255He won't cause it didn't happen.
>sister got raped>I must tell 4chan, they will be kind and understandingDo people really...?
which Friend from Friends would you befriend?
>>83002279in all sincerity, Blad is like the nicest guy. i do actually hope everything works out for his sister + family, yeah.
Don't think Blad has the stamina to rape a woman
>>83002281I would befriend Chandler.I would make sure an "accident" befalls Ross, and then console Monica, ultimately leading to me having consensual sex with her. I would make her become dependent on me by hiring people to attack her, steal from her etc when she's at her lowest, and then be there for her.
Reform will let more legal migrants in than Starmer. Just look at Meloni in Italy. These 'populists' are all frauds.
>>83002281Man the things I'd do to Lisa kudrow in her prime. Immoral and illegal. In answer to your question I would not befriend any of the friends, I would befriend Phoebe's twin sister Ursula and do drugs and sex parties with her for days on end.
>>83002320Corr imagine what her arsehole smells like
>>83002335I reckon it smells like stale poo.
>>83002335Not sure if you're aware of this lad but arseholes don't generally smell pleasant. They smell like arseholes. If you'd ever done a 69 with the woman on top you'd know this, arsehole right on your nose, not strongly recommended.
girl poo smells like poo
Anal with Reform lass
>>83002316so fuck Monica, marry Chandler, kill Ross?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHWy_Uou7c4
>>83002369>Arbroathy are you the real deal?
Anybody else literally never EVER click on youtoob links posted in this thread? If I wanted to be on youtube I would.
>>83002344>>83002349you only had sex with girls who dont clean themselves
>>83002369quite liked this. Jona-Lewie-esque.
>>83002368I guess so. I'd only marry Chandler for the tax benefits, we wouldn't have sex.
>>83002382yahh, play WoT atm pished de laxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVkl0nyr66c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXrXuap4swgohh aye
>>83002399Nah I never click them, in this thread or any other. I never understood the people who post every song they're listening to in a 4chan thread, nobody else has the same taste in music as you or wants to listen to it at that moment.Is it a narcissism thing that makes it so common? Main character syndrome or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy-YmFYllOE
blad only bullies his more autistic brother
Decided I'm gonna try counselling lads.There's too much running through my head at the minute.Depressed at never having a gf, feeling isolated, no relationship with my mum despite living at home. I assume if I tell a counsellor about trying to lose my virginity to an escort, it will remain confidential?I've never done counselling before, but I might as well try it.
fucking hell that mocha went straight to an empty stomach, now my body is determined to sick it back up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb-wxXGwXXE
Arbroathy's arse and tuppence
>>83002458>I assume if I tell a counsellor about trying to lose my virginity to an escort, it will remain confidential?yeah. you'll sign a contract at the start, usual rule is they only ever tell anyone else anything if you're a risk to yourself or others.
As a richfag in full time employment, I am worried about the autumn budget.You neets on your bennies don't have to worry, but I suspect I'm about to be fucked in the arse.Remember: I'm paying for you guys to exist. And for all the migrants too.
>>83002458Tell her how your sister was raped by an made up white man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBCL0ZPL9Q0>>83002487okay cool dude, I guess
>>83002458Counselling did nothing for me, but I'm autistic.If you get a male counsellor, he'll just be judging you the whole time for being a lose, but give you real advice which you won't be able to actually use due to being depressed/anxious etc.Basically he'll try to fix it, but the advice won't work because he's imagining if he was in your situation how he would sort it out, but he's not you, he's a different height/weight/attractiveness/mental state etc. You might end up hating him.If you get a female counsellor, she won't try to fix it, she'll listen and be understanding and you'll fall in love with her because it's the first time a woman paid attention to you, then it'll end without any solutions and you'll be heartbroken and cut yourself.
LET'S GET CARRIED AWAY MAN
>>83002494>Remember: I'm paying for you guys to exist. cheers lad, we're grateful. hope the budget works out in your favour x
>>83002541you still a weirdo spiteful cunt then?
Arbroathy seething at the sheer idea of a white person committing any crime
oh look, a lover's quarrel
>>83002563You got raped by any British nationals lately?
Legendary Frog ass Touhou character creator motherfuckers
>>83002533I'm not autistic, just a social cripple due to 29 years of being a virgin.>she'll listen and be understanding and you'll fall in love with her because it's the first time a woman paid attention to youWell the escort I saw gave me attention.
>>83002568no I know full well we have a native crime and nonce problem baka >>83002569whites shouldn't fight x>>83002579no i had sex with my racist bf
Look man, escort sex won't fix your mental elf
>>83001945There was 680ml in a 700ml bottle.I have noticed this happening ever since the Covid inflation. They're getting away with short measures. Most of the cost of alcohol in the UK is tax, so the government benefits the most.
>>83002589>I know full well we have a native crime and nonce problem baka do you have a dark past?
>>83002293That's not me. I don't have a sister and nobody in my family has been raped before. Not sure where this has come from.
>>83002609I joined the YPG in Iraq and I've met men on grindr
>>83002597are you sure you didn't just overfill/spill several shots, due to drinking 700ml of whiskey?
>>83002313That's what they said about Fatty Arbuckle.
>>83002621sorry lad, crossed wires. someone said it upthread and sister-anon has a similar cadence to you.i shall call him C, or Clad.
>>83002627my second-from-last almost-boyfriend was from Grindr.not from Grindr, but he came from Grinder.
>>83002628No I am always very precise. Although, I might have done now that I think about it. I remember wiping up some whisky at some point, can't recall if it was this whisky.
>>83002621>nobody in my family has been raped before.You can't be sure of that
>>83002589Is your boyfriend some greasy ned from Arbroath?
>>83002533Same. Had counselling recently from an autism mental health service. It did absolutely fucking nothing, it was just talking to someone about my issues. At the end I found out that the counsellor I was seeing wasn't actually autistic she self identified or self diagnosed herself as autistic. In my head I was like. Oh..
>>83002661it all adds up. i got one of these Mini Measure guys from Wilko. 70cl bottle of gin, so that' 20 x 35ml shots innit.i'd get 18-19. every fucking time.
20 units in 3 hours so much so far family and friendsdont event resposnt to my calls and msgswhat a life, what a mess lmfaa>>83002697no an utter gent from Dorset x
>>83002685Well im not going to ask my mother if she's been raped before am I. How fucking awkward would that be.
>>83002709>Gent from DorsetCould it be?
>>83002709you're a woman now so it's wrong to drink at male levels
>>83002712You can't just ask outright? You'd need to say:>You know how sometimes you replay embarrassing moments in your head? Have you ever had something like that? Like about someone forcing you to do something?
>>83002702Yeah I use measuring thing because I drink too much. I started measuring because I thought I was drinking too much. But now I just track it because I have been tracking it for so long and I like to know, even though I haven't cut down.I do sometimes spill it when filling the little measuring container when I'm squiffy.
>>83002709If you are a woman have you ever thought about having sex with me? We could have a nice life together.
WE'VE GOT LE FEEWHO?ENZO LE FEEJUST DON'T THINK YA UNDERSTAND
>>83002773He's a greasy tranny from Arbroath shagging a greasy chav from Dorset
So desperate for sex I'm willing to fuck a man.
>>83002725no, Portland x>>83002750too much, maybe? x>>83002773no i love my bf/man he is lovely he is the only partner for me , sorry x
>>83002782Ewwwww thanks for letting me know
>>83002758aye i am TERRIBLE at eyeballing measurements. got that thing one day, decided to be more fussy, see what a 'normal' single or double was like. (30-35ml shots under UK law, might as well go for 35!)i could be as precise as it's humanly possible to be. some of that gin's ending up on the countertop.
>>83002809Do you track it?I made an attempt to drink less in the last 10 days. I had a 4 day break last weekend and a 3 day break this weekend, so only drank 4 times in 10 days.The 7 day average dropped, but I've not made much difference in the 30 day average, but there's 30 days of binge drinking every other day bringing the average up.
hook up failed AGAIN, wew! how hard can it be to just get some dude to stick his dick in your mouth
>>83002863how many units is that though? thats all that matters
Garn owa that stadium nowFuck the scouser and fuck Sky Sports
that indian girl is into me i think, shes well cute desu might ask her out then
>>83002863>Do you track it?i'm teetotal now lad! did keep spreadsheets sometimes (and that's a VERY nice graph), was averaging 25-30 units a day (gin + beer).after lockdown i was a bit more honest with my doctor, he was sound, i did a medical detox. one of my better decisions in life xtry to cut down lad. binging just isn't fun.
>>83002934more like the Stadium of SHITE
>>83002934You haven't been to a game in years you glory hunter
>>83002965times are tough. matches are expensive. leave Helper alone.
I am well and truly in the NoFap flatline lads.No libido, no desire to masturbate, no desire to do anything.My dick does occasionally twitch though.Think I'm gonna give it until at least 11th November before seeing an escort again.
>>83002926Well October 2025 was the worst month I've had since I started tracking in 2018. I'm gonna try to do better in November. That said, I'm drunk right now.The best way for me to not drink is for me to win the lottery, so I don't have to work, because work drives me to drink, and the more stressful work is, the more I drink.
>>83003005So you are drinking bottle of wine a month only according the chart?
>>83003023you are terrible at reading charts.
>>83003023No lol.The charts are confusing I guess. That's the units per day per month, so you have to add up the units per day across the month.I drink a bottle of wine and half a bottle of whisky or vodka every other day basically, and have done for years.I know that compared to some alcoholics that's nothing but it's not good for my body or brain.
>>83002985havent you only been doing nofap for a week?
>>83003042So you are drinking bottle of wine every day. You an alcoholic don't cope. You had night sweats yet?
>>83003062I have night and day sweats.
>>83003062Also, it's not every day. This is my cope. Sobering up each time, but inevitably getting shitfaced again the day after. The amounts have unfortunately increased over time because it takes more to reach the same drunkenness.
>>83002934Is your handler with you?
bit annoyed, I've realised why I dont do nofap, not wanked since the 28th and ive been hard for the past 30 mins, on and off leaking precum out the wollocks and I just know most nights im gonna get wet dreams which is going to wreck my sleep. Cb fucking a 2bh.
>>83003156u lads are fucking weak, go do something else instead of obsessing over your willington 24/7
>night sweats do not miss this. a lovely big glass of water before bed, my body would sweat the fucker back out.
https://www.safc.com/matchday/accessibility
Crazy how Twitter now is basically just /pol/
>>83003156I couldn't do it me. I'm always thinking of my favourite cam girl videos.
>>83003170it really is his whole personality. lad needs to change the record.me? postie tomorrow. special package.
>>83003170I literally work full time and have multiple hobbies, its not obsessing over the willington actively but the willington imposing its desires unto me which results in annoying bodily functions such as soiled underwear and ruined sleep which is annoying as fuck
>>83003195it's a fucking terrible website. maybe way back when it was an SMS -> internet thing it was useful, i've used it to ask @Greggs why a shop is shut.but did all the Tumblr SJWs move there? and then the /pol/tards to pwn them in turn?i guess people just really like arguing.
>>83003211The mind commands the body - lock in, dominate, and conquer
>>83003195Remember when it used to be for internet and gaming nerds in the late 2000s.
good websites:4chanYTMNDNewgroundsPixivFlickrGameFAQsYandex (for image search)random little websites, even blogs, are fucking dead.
>>8300305110 days. 16 days without porn.I think this flatline is normal but it's scary.
>>83003224until I go to sleep then spaff 4 times in one night which has happened before with seemingly 0 dreams occuring
PS3 YouTube still works lads. Can play 1080p just fine. Don't know why a lot of games are full price, though. Who would honestly pay 45 quid for Cars 3 in 2025?
>>830032344chan has been complete shit for over a decade
>>8300323710 days is nothing mate, you should just feel normal stop focusing on your willington all day and go do something productive
>>83002934Are you drunk as I predicted?
https://bash-org-archive.com/https://qdb.us/oohhhh aye we IRCin'.>>83003247true. but it still has a good format, enough users, a (mostly) decent shared sense of humour.
>>83003279lad's fallen on his side. he needs serious help.
>>83003293He needs a good beating is what he does
>>83003293quitre funny this 1
Gimme Ruth gf.
Gimme Laura gf.
>>83003340They don't want a bf like us.
First album you bought?Get Rich or Die Tryin by 50 Cent for me
>>83003374this absolute masterpiece.
>>83003245Wops would. Highlight of her life buying cars from the Xbox 360
>>83003351I'm not a turk
I wish I had a british rose girlfriend.
what do I do with the gf during nnn?
>>83003374linkin park meteora
>>83003408She buys physical games mostly. I don't think she cares too much about digital stuff.>>83003409Me neither. I'm white British.
>>83003408No one ask about your dollies you obsessed sad shutin
>>83003418pretend you're both teenagers in that exciting phase of youth where you're just excited to be in each other's company, listening to music together, hoping you'll see a tit.
I offered 200 pound for turkmong to prove that he's British and he turned it down. Odd that.
>>83003446>No one askMongboy.jpg
>>83003452should have offered it in lira, lad.
>>83003451but she'll be expecting willard
>>83003427>I'm white BritishProof?
wonder where fascinatinglad went
>>83003482Done in for spamming/flooding. It against the rules
>>83003482>>83003493??? gchq spam mong can fuck off
wonder where crossy went
>>83003476yikes. it's your body. she is NOT entitled to your todger.
wonder where shippy went
I'm a Debian man myself.
>>83003524he's just taking a bit of a /britfeel/ break, classic Chika style.
Here we go then gentlemen>>83003557>>83003557>>83003557
>>83003547just put it on my thinkpad again
>>83003524psychiatric ward
>Debian>Deb + Ian>named after the founder and his gf>she broke up with him shortly afterwardsthat name must have stung for a while.
>>83003596is 15 years really shortly afterwards
>>83003255I feel numb ladI am someone who has watched porn for a long time so maybe my flatline will be bad
