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fascinating edition
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>fascinating edition
fascinating
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>>83137658
Star Trek is not British. Do fucking Red Dwarf instead.
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just scrood me
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>>83137671
No one in Red Dwarf said "fascinating" as a catchphrase though.
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New thread means we hopefully we can put past differences aside now.
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>>83137671
It's not a Star Trek edition you fat unemployed mong
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>>83137658
i hate british people
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>>83137671
Are you absolutely sure, that would mean changing the OP picture, which will take about 12 hours for us to get another thread
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He uk seemed pretty good back in 2012. Royal Wedding and Olympics. People seemed openly proud to be British with the Olympics and our culture was shown to be cool to the world.

What the hell went wrong?
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>>83137685
2012 Olympic ceremony was a Satanic ritual to open a portal to hell. Now we're living in the end times.
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>>83137680
Then go somewhere else you daft mong. You are like an immigrant that turns up to England and then says he hates England. Why the fuck are you here?
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Mumberger called me a toerag the other day, lot of dying vernacular on are island.
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why isn't fascinatingmong banned for spamming/flooding?
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>>83137685
Funny watching the year get later and later in statements like this.
Used to be 2008 was the end times, before that it was 2003 and the Iraq war as the end.
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>>83137685
1) 2016 Brexit.
2) Online wokeness/anti whiteness culture wars so the Empire and Churchill made us mega evil and super white.
3) Americans finally finding out what low income working class British people were actually like.
4) Rock music stopped being popular in the 2010s and completely dead in 2020s.
Cool Rock music was basically our best soft power cultural export like the 60s until 2010 ish.
5) Russian bots trying to divide the west.
6) Indians getting on the internet in the 2010s.
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>>83137699
Imagine how bad things will be when people look back on 2025 as the good times.
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>>83137695
Nanny needs to made aware first.
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>>83137626
Absolute bullshit lad, literally all I did was ask for another booking in my messages I've sent since the incall.
I don't fucking get what her problem was. I absolutely have not sent any messages asking for a chat or whatever.
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>>83137685
The cracks were starting to show, the fact is that the current British state is one in which nothing has changed for a good 30 years and the results are now becoming unignorable. The current state of the country is simply a result of the last three decades of policy.
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Jesus christ lad, just show up and shag the hooker

No wonder they cant be arsed if you are fuckin about so much tbqfh
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Apparently a lad I teach in year 12 has identified himself as an incel. But it is like a weird kind of incel where he refuses to interact with women and does not like them.
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>>83137718
I have personally reported three posts to nanny, hopefully they kick in soon.
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>>83137711
Yeah, it will happen as well
Government policy is managed decline, Plan A is genuinely for things to get worse
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got my britfeel medals today lads
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>>83137719
imagine being this fragile
christ lad, have a FUCKING WORD with yerself
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>>83137695
NTA but i reset my IP after every post
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>>83137719
>Absolute bullshit lad, literally all I did was ask for another booking in my messages I've sent since the incall.
>I don't fucking get what her problem was. I absolutely have not sent any messages asking for a chat or whatever.
fascinating
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>>83137749
After every single post? You get a new IP from your ISP? For whatever possible reason?
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I've posted a few times about how I encourage everyone who can go visit China to do so. It is impossible to describe the feelings of seeing low-crime, clean, dynamic, reasonably-priced, high-tech gigacities, half of which didn't even exist forty years ago and then return to see how dismal your home country is in comparison. Countries really can just be dragged into the modern era and you have to seriously question why our leaders refuse to do so over here.

Shanghai is currently the greatest metropolis in the world.
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>>83137723
>Jesus christ lad, just show up and shag the hooker

>No wonder they cant be arsed if you are fuckin about so much tbqfh
fascinating
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>>83137757
So he can post cp on /tv/ at 5am
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>>83137746
>imagine being this fragile
>christ lad, have a FUCKING WORD with yerself
fascinating
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>>83137759
>I've posted a few times about how I encourage everyone who can go visit China to do so. It is impossible to describe the feelings of seeing low-crime, clean, dynamic, reasonably-priced, high-tech gigacities, half of which didn't even exist forty years ago and then return to see how dismal your home country is in comparison. Countries really can just be dragged into the modern era and you have to seriously question why our leaders refuse to do so over here.

>Shanghai is currently the greatest metropolis in the world.
fascinating
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Lads feel partially responsible for the fascinating spamming as I called out BN for doing it and now for some reason he's spent an hour and 30 mins spamming all afternoon. Talk about committed to the bit.
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>>83137772
Not convinced this is a valuable way to spend your time mate, feel accomplished do you?
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>>83137759
>question why our leaders refuse to do so over here
because they want us dead
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>>83137757
I put my mobile on airplane mode for a few seconds
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>>83137798
You also need to clear your browser cache
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>>83137798
Yes indeed but why?
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>>83137759
Home ownership in China is 90%. Here you have to wait for your parents to die to be lucky enough to own a home.
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>>83137793
I mean I'm sure some of them have that level of genuine malice, but for the most part they just seem like ideologically captured retards.

>>83137814
Yep, it's fucking rough.
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>>83137805
I do this only once a day because it fucks with the captchas
>>83137812
Why not? I like being truly anonymous
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Feel quite fresh now. Thankfully the comedown off them wags yesterday wasn't as bad as previous times. Might go KFC later x
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>>83137814
Poley bought a house without problems
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Not wrong. For all the shaming that men get for being stereotyped as lazy women won't life a finger to do shit and will demand that the entire world is bent around them to accommodate their laziness.
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO THINK IM SEXY EVEN IF IM A FUCKING WHALE!
>(oh, ozempic lets you lose weight without putting in effort, yes please!)
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didnt want to drink today but already necked a whole bottle of wine, grim
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>>83137779
>Lads feel partially responsible for the fascinating spamming as I called out BN for doing it and now for some reason he's spent an hour and 30 mins spamming all afternoon. Talk about committed to the bit.
fascinating
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>>83137843
In Islam they give you loans with zero interest. That's how he probably purchased his home.
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>>83137746
I've done nothing wrong, she's a cunt for not even responding with "hey sorry don't want to see you again".
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>>83137780
>Not convinced this is a valuable way to spend your time mate, feel accomplished do you?
fascinating
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Lads is it weird to go camping on your own? I'm tired of being a shutin mong, was thinking of going St Audreys or Brean next summer n getting pissed in an arcade or get some fish and chips on the seafront or something. I'll still be a spastic shutin but on the beach innnit. Thinking of getting stoned and doing some bike trails too, it has rails so I could strap my gear to it.
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>>83137837
He returned when we needed him the most. It's been proper shit browsing britfeel today lad, hope you've had a good day
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>>83137837
>Feel quite fresh now. Thankfully the comedown off them wags yesterday wasn't as bad as previous times. Might go KFC later x
fascinating
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>>83137873
Not at all. Do what ever you want to do in life that makes you happy, fuck what other think of you. As helper would say. Fuck the lot.
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>>83137843
>Poley bought a house without problems
fascinating
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>>83137873
Lots of lads do it, know plenty of people that do solo distance walks or bike rides and stay at campsites. I say go for it lad.
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>>83137852
>Not wrong. For all the shaming that men get for being stereotyped as lazy women won't life a finger to do shit and will demand that the entire world is bent around them to accommodate their laziness.
>>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO THINK IM SEXY EVEN IF IM A FUCKING WHALE!
>>(oh, ozempic lets you lose weight without putting in effort, yes please!)
fascinating
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>>83137873
No, go enjoy things you enjoy. Anyone who looks at a guy just going out and having a good time camping by himself and thinks 'haha, weirdo/loser' is quite literally not worth their weight in shit.
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>>83137863
>In Islam they give you loans with zero interest. That's how he probably purchased his home.
fascinating
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What's all this about SSM being a wrong 'un
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>>83137879
>He returned when we needed him the most. It's been proper shit browsing britfeel today lad, hope you've had a good day
fascinating
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>>83137905
Twolls just mad he got to shag a perfectly legal young woman. It all above board x
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The classic lick my own arse samesean
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>>83137905
Mark was taking advantage of a mentally ill teenager who he would travel 6 hours just to see her a few years ago. Somebody has found the footage and has exposed him for being a weird sex pest with a girl 25 years younger than him. For the past 3 days he's been trying very hard to flood the algorithm by uploading drivel videos and deleting them to try and bury the videos exposing him. Very questionable behaviour, all the videos are on this channel.
https://youtu.be/WgA2M-dy8pU?si=pDlu-g3MM5bwmrxH
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>>83137927
Lives a better life than you x
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>>83137905
Nothing. He may be but all the evidence so far has been that he had a relationship with a woman of legal age. There's literally nothing wrong with that.
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>>83137913
But you haven't thought of the smell
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>>83137873
I've done a few solo camping trips before lad and it is lush let me tell you.
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>>83137905
>What's all this about SSM being a wrong 'un
fascinating
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>>83137913
>Twolls just mad he got to shag a perfectly legal young woman. It all above board x
fascinating
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Think I'll just sack off work early and take the dogberg out while there's still a modicum of light. Nobody will notice, nobody will care.
fascinating
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>>83137945
>Mark was taking advantage of a mentally ill teenager who he would travel 6 hours just to see her a few years ago. Somebody has found the footage and has exposed him for being a weird sex pest with a girl 25 years younger than him. For the past 3 days he's been trying very hard to flood the algorithm by uploading drivel videos and deleting them to try and bury the videos exposing him. Very questionable behaviour, all the videos are on this channel.
fascinating
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>>83137992
I've reported you to your employer. You are paid to do a job, not to walk your dog.
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>>83137950
>Lives a better life than you x
fascinating
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>>83137969
>But you haven't thought of the smell
fascinating
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Really really really tired both physically and mentally
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>>83138003
>I've reported you to your employer. You are paid to do a job, not to walk your dog.
fascinating
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>>83137950
>Lives a better life than you
Proof?
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>he has nothing better to do other than post "fascinating"
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>>83137950
he doesn't lad, no offence to him.
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>>83138047
You have nothing better to do other than to read his "fascinating" posts
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Oh what a day of fascinating spamming hope you lot enjoyed it. going for a nap now, after all why not?
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>>83138076
Not even you enjoyed it de lad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Dd3KDHabE
Used to laugh my little arse off at this
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spamming for hours has made him sleepy
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Thinking about youthful vaginas again
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>>83138044
>>Lives a better life than you
>Proof?
fascinating
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>>83138047
>>he has nothing better to do other than post "fascinating"
fascinating
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>>83138076
>Oh what a day of fascinating spamming hope you lot enjoyed it. going for a nap now, after all why not?
fascinating
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>>83138097
>spamming for hours has made him sleepy
fascinating
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>>83138103
>Thinking about youthful vaginas again
fascinating
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Should have made the thread on /bant/
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I'd do anything for fanny
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>>83138143
Buy a fanny
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Necking that KFC now. Yeah I got that wucket and them large dips. Oh aye x
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Toast time wearing my excellent piss soaked nappies watching Home Bargains on ITV via Puck at home
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>>83138172
Those IRA lads seem alright. Doubt ISIS would get you a KFC.
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>>83138172
>Necking

I bet you are, you goose-looking cunt
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>>83138143
>I'd do anything for fanny
fascinating
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>>83138172
>Necking that KFC now. Yeah I got that wucket and them large dips. Oh aye x
fascinating
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>>83138180
>Toast time wearing my excellent piss soaked nappies watching Home Bargains on ITV via Puck at home
fascinating
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>>83138185
fannycinating
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>>83138183
>Those IRA lads seem alright. Doubt ISIS would get you a KFC.
fascinating
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>>83138184
>I bet you are, you goose-looking cunt
fascinating
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>>83138193
No, catering.
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>>83138192
>fannycinating
fascinating
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>>83138180
He was once a brilliant man, now reduced to this.
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>>83138192
>not fannychasing
irritating
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>>83138203
>He was once a brilliant man, now reduced to this.
fascinating
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>>83138203
>He was once a brilliant man
He wasn't actually a brilliant man. He was a total mediocrity.
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>>83138212
He has a brilliant watch
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>>83138172
Did one of the Nigerian carers take you?
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>>83138220
What kind of watch is it?
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>fascinating mong is blendon blobman
ffs
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>>83138172
Ngl your life is superior to mine
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>Joshua to fight YouTube star Paul in December


Joshua to fight YouTube star Paul in December
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>>83138234
Do you want me to buy you a KFC lad?
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>>83138233
It's not Blad, it's HHL
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>>83138236
Holy shit Joshua is going to fight Paul?!
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>>83137945
Wasnt she like 25

it was very grim though, he would go over to her parents house and sit in her childhood bedroom with her. imagine being a parent to a 20 year old daughter and 40 something bloated alcy seasidemark shows up to hang out with your mentally deficient daughter in her bedroom and you just let it happen
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>>83138250
It very sad, but may be the only action a mentally disabled can get
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You're all nicer than other poster make you out to be.
(except trannys)
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>>83138212
>He wasn't actually a brilliant man. He was a total mediocrity.
fascinating
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>>83138220
>He has a brilliant watch
fascinating
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>>83138222
>Did one of the Nigerian carers take you?
fascinating
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>>83138233
>>fascinating mong is blendon blobman
>ffs
fascinating
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>>83138234
>Ngl your life is superior to mine
fascinating
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>>83138241
>It's not Blad, it's HHL
fascinating
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wish this thread would go back to the old op images

in uni all the leftist/troon types keep saying 'yall', fuckoing cringe af
every society is infested with them too
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>>83138250
>Wasnt she like 25

>it was very grim though, he would go over to her parents house and sit in her childhood bedroom with her. imagine being a parent to a 20 year old daughter and 40 something bloated alcy seasidemark shows up to hang out with your mentally deficient daughter in her bedroom and you just let it happen
fascinating
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>>83138253
>It very sad, but may be the only action a mentally disabled can get
fascinating
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>Ctrl + F fascinating
>51 results

What a life
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>>83138250
The idea of someone else taking on the burden of looking after her was probably appealing. And if you could convince yourself "oh she's with a nice man who will look after her and make her happy" then it's probably the ideal scenario.
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Me? Gonna buy a litre of vodka
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>>83138255
>You're all nicer than other poster make you out to be.
>(except trannys)
fascinating
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>>83138273
>wish this thread would go back to the old op images

>in uni all the leftist/troon types keep saying 'yall', fuckoing cringe af
>every society is infested with them too
fascinating
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>>83138250
Lived in a block of flats with a monged woman (lsd during pregnancy apparently) she was in her 50's and would try to get EVERY bloke to shag her. I think she was still a virgin. Had carers 24/7.
Occasionally shed scream and fight through random meeting in the hall and stairs over the years these coincided with her being extremely flirtacious earlier in the day.
Usually a doctor would come that evening and drug her up (i recognised him from the local Dr's office)
Point being even if your a mental case woman your fanny still screams for it.
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>>83138283
>The idea of someone else taking on the burden of looking after her was probably appealing. And if you could convince yourself "oh she's with a nice man who will look after her and make her happy" then it's probably the ideal scenario.
fascinating
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Seaside Mark could be the only action Ebin ever gets, if he'll swallow his pride enough to go to bed with him.
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>>83138244
And Pro Fight.
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Pretty sure most lads here would shag a mentally disabled 25 year old, woman, given the chance
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>>83138296
>Seaside Mark could be the only action Ebin ever gets, if he'll swallow his pride enough to go to bed with him.
fascinating
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>>83138290
Mentally subnormal women tend to grow massive tits as a compensatory mechanism. Seems to be a survival strategy.
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>>83138299
>Pretty sure most lads here would shag a mentally disabled 25 year old, woman, given the chance
fascinating
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>>83138302
>Mentally subnormal women tend to grow massive tits as a compensatory mechanism. Seems to be a survival strategy.
fascinating
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Ebin isn't gay though. SSM is bi
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>>83138306
>Ebin isn't gay though. SSM is bi
fascinating
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I'm disgusted whenever I think about SSM
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>>83138318
>I'm disgusted whenever I think about SSM
fascinating
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>>83138301
Kicking up shit about this Ebin you sad lonely prick? Lonely and angry about it you sad cunt?
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>>83138325
>Kicking up shit about this Ebin you sad lonely prick? Lonely and angry about it you sad cunt?
fascinating
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>>83138318
>I'm disgusted whenever I think about SSM
Why? You are jealous SSM has a better life than you
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>>83138331
>>I'm disgusted whenever I think about SSM
>Why? You are jealous SSM has a better life than you
fascinating
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I'd shag Marie ngl
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don't think i'll recover from being neet. being back in work and engaging with normie things is like an attack on my sovl. constant internal spazzing out
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Lads if you had to be one animal but keep your human intelligence and sentience what animal would that be?
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>>83138302
Might well be, but most women are mental at least once a month for a week.
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>>83138348
Then why do we let them vote or work in critical roles?
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>>83138329
Yeah that's what I thought Ebin. It got to you deep, didn't it? The idea that wrapping your mouth around an old man's fishy cock is the closest you'll ever get to love!!
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>lsd during pregnancy
Kek wtf
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>>83138352
They witheld pussy from men. Once robowaifus are in full production we can take the vote away again.
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BN on an absolute mad one today
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>>83138337
Know a beautiful asmr lass with that name.
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>Online personality has a better life than you
Pure epic bait and masterful twolling my side are in orbit XD
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>>83138337
>I'd shag Marie ngl
fascinating
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>>83138343
>don't think i'll recover from being neet. being back in work and engaging with normie things is like an attack on my sovl. constant internal spazzing out
fascinating
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>>83138365
It's not fair to be this beautiful. It hurts, she's too perfect
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>>83138348
>Might well be, but most women are mental at least once a month for a week.
fascinating
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>>83138365
>lip piercing
Grim. Get some taste Ruthmong
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>>83138355
>Yeah that's what I thought Ebin. It got to you deep, didn't it? The idea that wrapping your mouth around an old man's fishy cock is the closest you'll ever get to love!!
fascinating
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>>83138361
>They witheld pussy from men. Once robowaifus are in full production we can take the vote away again.
fascinating
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What age are femoids most attractive?
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>>83138362
>BN on an absolute mad one today
fascinating
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Corr might get a KFC wucket in later HHL style
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>>83138365
>Know a beautiful asmr lass with that name.
fascinating
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>>83138367
Am I wrong lad?
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>>83138376
>Grim. Get some taste Ruthmong
fascinating
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>>83138386
>Am I wrong lad?
fascinating
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>>83138377
Yeah thanks for confirming Ebin!!
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>>83138362
Fat cunt was trying to take credit for escort mong posts. Grim pensioner.
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>>83138391
>Yeah thanks for confirming Ebin!!
fascinating
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>>83138398
>Fat cunt was trying to take credit for escort mong posts. Grim pensioner.
fascinating
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>>83138365
I'd rather hear GabeN play gutair on his yacht as the waves gently lap against his stomach than listen to some egomanic roastie harp on about bollocks.
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>>83138374
She is definitely very blessed with her genetics. Of course she's going to want a 10/10 fella to marry someday.

>>83138376
Most girls were them these days.
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>>83138365
Would you like me to buy you some shoes for Christmas? Any shoes you like up to the value of 100 pounds.
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>>83138398
Was he trying to take credit for your posts little lad?
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>>83138374
>nose ring
>lip piercing
please aqquire better opinions
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>>83138409
Yeah but you wouldn't be visually pleased with some old dude on your screen. I know I wouldn't. Only nice roses for me.

>>83138416
I don't really need shoes. I wouldn't go out still. I have mental health issues.
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>>83138428
Her chin is off center, would not bang.
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SSM has uploaded over 300 videos across two accounts over the last few days
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>>83138381
From 14-20 is the best
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>>83138381
At the age of consent.
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>>83138426
I'm imagining her without the piercings. Genetically she's perfection.
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It's legal to shag 16 years olds, providing you have their parents consent.
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>>83138446
Correct lad. Any tips on asking for parental consent in those scenarios? How do you usually do it?
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>>83138444
Hardly. Look at that wardrobe door, it's off kilter and doesn't shut properly, yet she puts up with it, she has low standards equal to her genes.
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>>83138432
Everything is off centre with you.
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>>83138446
What if the father wanted to fuck his 16 year old daughter, and had killed the mother?
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>>83138453
How high are your standards? Have you ever had sex
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>>83138459
Incest is illegal lad.
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>>83138446
You can nut in them but can't watch them strip off on a video? The law is stupid.
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>>83138288
ooo im not talking about some autistic personalityfreaks who have been posting here since 2017 sorry
pathetic general, far cry from what it once was, totally ruined in 2018 or whenever people started actually meeting irl and making the thread about their lives
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>>83138465
What about muslims that marry their first cousin?
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>>83138459
The female still has to consent or it's rape, obviously.
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>>83138452
>c-can i please shag your daughter? i promise i won't impregnate her
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>>83138465
Inbreeding isnt illegal is it?
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>>83138460
Higher than that woman at least. Does she have tattoos?
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>>83138482
You probably look like a diseased potato
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I genuinely thought before I started seeing escorts that they'd basically accept anyone if you weren't violent towards them.

Been a real eye opener with this Russian cunt. Is it really a seller's market? You'd think these women would want the money, are they all raking it in?
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>>83138495
They will let almost anyone fuck them, as long as the man doesn't behave weirdly and set off warning signs for them.
Your undiagnosed autism made you behave very weirdly in your interactions with her, and then become obsessive.
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>>83138409
>I'd rather hear GabeN play gutair on his yacht as the waves gently lap against his stomach than listen to some egomanic roastie harp on about bollocks.
fascinating
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>>83138414
>>83138374
>She is definitely very blessed with her genetics. Of course she's going to want a 10/10 fella to marry someday.

>>83138376
>Most girls were them these days.
fascinating
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>>83138491
Me on the left from a school photo.
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Imagine finding out your mum was a slut.
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>>83138428

>>83138409
>Yeah but you wouldn't be visually pleased with some old dude on your screen. I know I wouldn't. Only nice roses for me.

>>83138416
>I don't really need shoes. I wouldn't go out still. I have mental health issues.
fascinating
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>>83138525
Ah women and consequences, like oil and water.
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>>83137466
unironically though, it'd be good money, if you did 3 on 3 off youd have loads of free time and it'd be satisfying

mines >>>>>>>> idling on bennies >>>>>> rotting under florescent lighting staring at excel all day
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>>83138432
>Her chin is off center, would not bang.
fascinating
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>>83138525
MEF
Mum everyone's fucked.
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FACT: If there are two women of similar age in a room then the thinner one is more attractive every time.
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>>83138438
>From 14-20 is the best
fascinating
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>>83138525
In this situation youd have to chance your name and move somewhere else and just pray it doesn't come up, wall hard so you cant be recognised and go awol. Imagine eating your butties and your mate goes oi oi oi anons mum getting bukkaked lmaoooooooo youd fucking go insane
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>>83138444
>I'm imagining her without the piercings. Genetically she's perfection.
fascinating
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>>83138233
It's not me I promise. I will admit I did it once last thread at that seethe mong who was giving me stick. That's it honest.
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>>83138540
depends on the arse situation, cannot do flat bums, small and perky fine, small and in shape okay but just absent? nah you look fucked without a bum
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>>83138545
I believe you blid
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>>83138547
Agreed, I'm excluding anatomical anomalies. A nice small perky and in proportion bum is fine. Skeletor mode is too far.
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>>83138446
>It's legal to shag 16 years olds, providing you have their parents consent.
fascinating
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>>83138452
>Correct lad. Any tips on asking for parental consent in those scenarios? How do you usually do it?
fascinating
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>>83138547
I have an arse like a 70yr old Japanese cancer patient.
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>>83138540
Fellow anorexic enjoyer
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>>83138437
It's to hide those videos mate
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>>83138454
>Everything is off centre with you.
fascinating
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>>83138566
suppose blokes can get away with it but not the women, yoko ono needed an intensive squat routine
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>>83138459
>What if the father wanted to fuck his 16 year old daughter, and had killed the mother?
fascinating
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>>83138574
It was shaped like a Tsunami, forever burned in my mind.
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Alri lid.
Fancy bookin' a wicket for Winter Wumpaland 2025? Only forty five quid what a bargain de lid the little'uns will love it and so will the wirlfriend. You get to build snowman, there ice cube sculpture workshop, there frozen patch you can slide on and help Santa's elves pack pressies for the wee Helpers down the shelter. Free festive themed widget toy and cup of non alcoholic mulled Wimto included. All the lids goin' to Wumpaland, you don't want to be last one left out do ye? It westive, it Wistmas.
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I just want to keep a girl to bang in a basement. I would treat her very well.
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>ctrl f fascinating
>83 found

Is this mental illness?
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>>83138588
There's plenty of trans women that would jump at that chance, become a landlord.
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>>83138591
I think it's someone having a meltdown. Not clear what caused this emotional distress to begin with.
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>>83138591
two of them were me to be fair
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>>83138505
Why did she leave me a positive review then?
In any case, how can I avoid that impression going forwards?
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>>83138591
100 in the previous thread. He's been at it now for almost 3 hours.
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Red Welty Alert.
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>>83138595
Ew, I meant a biological female
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>>83138606
>He's been at it
Transphobic comment of the day.
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>>83138460
>How high are your standards? Have you ever had sex
fascinating
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>>83138609
Just become a landlord in London. Though the girls you're going to attract will make you wish for a good trans girl.
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>>83138465
>Incest is illegal lad.
fascinating
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>>83138609
Try readers wives or one of the jizz mags backpages.

>"Two week break offered, free board and lodging, random dicking guarenteed, sea-view!"
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>>83138471
That's fine, the royals do it too.
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>>83138629
1995 has long gone now lad
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>>83138466
>You can nut in them but can't watch them strip off on a video? The law is stupid.
fascinating
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>>83138468
>ooo im not talking about some autistic personalityfreaks who have been posting here since 2017 sorry
>pathetic general, far cry from what it once was, totally ruined in 2018 or whenever people started actually meeting irl and making the thread about their lives
fascinating
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>>83138471
>What about muslims that marry their first cousin?
fascinating
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>>83138475
>>c-can i please shag your daughter? i promise i won't impregnate her
fascinating
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>>83138471
Muslims are allowed to do anything, including rape, incest, or break any UK law, because it's Islamophobic to object.
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>>83138482
>Higher than that woman at least. Does she have tattoos?
fascinating
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>>83138648
>>ooo im not talking about some autistic personalityfreaks who have been posting here since 2017 sorry
>>pathetic general, far cry from what it once was, totally ruined in 2018 or whenever people started actually meeting irl and making the thread about their lives
>fascinating

Truly fascinating
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>>83138495
>I genuinely thought before I started seeing escorts that they'd basically accept anyone if you weren't violent towards them.

>Been a real eye opener with this Russian cunt. Is it really a seller's market? You'd think these women would want the money, are they all raking it in?
fascinating
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>>83138605
You've been told already mate. Treat it as a cold business transation. You can get into it and enjoy it during the sex, but don't act like it's anything other than a transaction at any other time. Think of it like you're buying a Playstation from ebay or something.
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>>83138621
> a good trans girl
Nope, don't want a bloke
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>>83138606
>He's been at it now for almost 3 hours.
It's multiple posters
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>>83138505
>They will let almost anyone fuck them, as long as the man doesn't behave weirdly and set off warning signs for them.
>Your undiagnosed autism made you behave very weirdly in your interactions with her, and then become obsessive.
fascinating
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Let's all report this guy.
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>>83138605
Shut the fuck up with your shit gimmick boring gay cunt
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>>83138569
>It's to hide those videos mate
fascinating
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>>83138587
>Alri lid.
>Fancy bookin' a wicket for Winter Wumpaland 2025? Only forty five quid what a bargain de lid the little'uns will love it and so will the wirlfriend. You get to build snowman, there ice cube sculpture workshop, there frozen patch you can slide on and help Santa's elves pack pressies for the wee Helpers down the shelter. Free festive themed widget toy and cup of non alcoholic mulled Wimto included. All the lids goin' to Wumpaland, you don't want to be last one left out do ye? It westive, it Wistmas.
fascinating
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>>83138687
A trans girl and a bloke aren't the same thing, bigot!
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>>83138588
>I just want to keep a girl to bang in a basement. I would treat her very well.
fascinating
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>>83138710
>A trans girl and a bloke aren't the same thing
They are
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>>83138591
>>ctrl f fascinating
>>83 found

>Is this mental illness?
fascinating
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>>83138691
I have been it, doesn't seem to be doing anything.
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>>83138595
>There's plenty of trans women that would jump at that chance, become a landlord.
fascinating
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>>83138605
>Why did she leave me a positive review then?
>In any case, how can I avoid that impression going forwards?
fascinating
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>>83138606
>100 in the previous thread. He's been at it now for almost 3 hours.
fascinating
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>>83138608
>Red Welty Alert.
fascinating
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>>83138612
>>He's been at it
>Transphobic comment of the day.
fascinating
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>>83138666
>Muslims are allowed to do anything, including rape, incest, or break any UK law, because it's Islamophobic to object.
fascinating
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avoiding the robot filter is it, king?
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>>83138683
>You've been told already mate. Treat it as a cold business transation. You can get into it and enjoy it during the sex, but don't act like it's anything other than a transaction at any other time. Think of it like you're buying a Playstation from ebay or something.
fascinating
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Fucking DVDlad's smelly curry arse.
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>>83138710
>A trans girl and a bloke aren't the same thing, bigot!
fascinating
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Fascinating edition was a mistake. Sorry lads, If I could delete it, I would.
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>>83138765
No, decapitating.
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>>83138730
>I have been it, doesn't seem to be doing anything.
Me? HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83138786
If you record yourself hitting one of your big toes with a hammer, we'll forgive you.
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>>83138772
>avoiding the robot filter is it, king?
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83138786
>Fascinating edition was a mistake. Sorry lads, If I could delete it, I would.
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83138683
I know but I want to have multiple sessions with the same escort to relax and build my confidence.

I have to somehow get the next escort booking right.
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>>83138813
I don't think prostitution is for you
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>>83138789
>No, decapitating.
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83138813
>I know but I want to have multiple sessions with the same escort to relax and build my confidence.

>I have to somehow get the next escort booking right.
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83138816
>I don't think prostitution is for you
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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Fascinatinglad has become very angry. I wonder what upset him.
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>>83138813
Haha yeah that's great pal now fuck off
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Pile in lads to avoid the spam spackers
>>23623443
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>>83138838
He has, but there's also somebody else playing along.
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>>83138840
Fucking hell not worked. First time making a thread lol
>>>/bant/23623443
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>>83138838
>Fascinatinglad has become very angry. I wonder what upset him.
fascinating
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>>83138850
>Fucking hell not worked
Story of your life
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>>83138875
You got me there de lid lad lod
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Phwoarr gotten up me
X
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>>83138896
dick head cunt
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>>83138898
bit rude there lad
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>>83138900
I know. Completely out of order
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>>83138850
Don't think the '20-50' lads that post in /britfeel/ will migrate.


Really 6 posters at most.
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>>83138900
>>83138905
Sorry I don't know what came over me, just a sudden outburst. Need a drink
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bant thread
>6 unique poster ids
well colour me shocked
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>fascinating
Posted by Ebin
>HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
Posted by his old nemesis Broadbridge
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>>83138979
>>fascinating
>Posted by Ebin
>>HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
>Posted by his old nemesis Broadbridge
fascinating
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>>83138979
Neither of those people post here anymore
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I've been holding in a wee for a long time
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>>83138975
3 yanks too
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>>83138998
Both of them absolutely do lad, and it's not tough to see it.
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>>83139043
>Both of them absolutely do lad, and it's not tough to see it
Dolly obsessed
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>>83139043
Sad old cunt
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Watching DBZ clips on YouTubes me. God the Frieza saga was kino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdcjvMk26Fg
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>>83139089
Long neck spacker
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>>83139070
I'm 23 years old. If that's old to you then fair enough
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It not right what happen to Krillin x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Z5kaOx8fY
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real dreggs hours.
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>>83139115
You are 48 and a lonely sad man
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>>83139115
Boring man with his boring gimmicks
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>>83139118
Small penis spacker
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Doubt anyone here is under 30.
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>>83139157
LSFPL is 26.
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>>83139161
The obese cunt with the motorbike? He won't live to see 30. His heart will fail before then.
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>>83139157
Chika is in his late 20s
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>>83139173
Chika told me he was 23 in 2016.
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>>83139161
Who the fuck is lfspl
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>>83139191
HHL's mate who is into humiliation fetish porn
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>>83139043
>Both of them absolutely do lad, and it's not tough to see it.
fascinating
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fascinating lad's mum must have called him for his dinner
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>>83139110
>Long neck spacker
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83139225
he having fish fingers and beans for tea x
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>>83139225
Mum said dinner won't be ready for another 20 minutes
>fascinating
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>>83139153
>Small penis spacker
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83139161
>LSFPL is 26.
fascinating
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>>83139171
>The obese cunt with the motorbike? He won't live to see 30. His heart will fail before then.
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83139173
>Chika is in his late 20s
fascinating
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>>83139225
>fascinating lad's mum must have called him for his dinner
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83139234
>Mum said dinner won't be ready for another 20 minutes
>fascinating
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83139126
I'm 23 and I'm not lonely, I live at home with a large family
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Yes yes I am 32. Not 40 like impersonator mong says.
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wonder if yanklass watched anime
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>>83139313
>I'm 23
Proof?
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>>83139313
>I'm 23 and I'm not lonely, I live at home with a large family
fascinating
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>>83139318
He wants to imagine people being older than him so he'll have some kind of advantage over them. Just sad really.
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>>83139318
>Yes yes I am 32. Not 40 like impersonator mong says.
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83139332
>He wants to imagine people being older than him so he'll have some kind of advantage over them. Just sad really.
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83139332
Insneed. His life is completely pathetic. Grim and sad even.
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pretending to be chika and replying to himself
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Spamming almost 6 hours later. What a life. The thread is still up
>>>/bant/23623443
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never knew chika was that old. hm
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>>83139364
You're not as clever as you think. You think we don't see you trying to force posters to go into your thread? Why try and split the thread?
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>32 year old man posting anime
Grim and I mean grim
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>>83139329
Not interested in doxing myself, tiny fella
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>>83139385
Scared of IDs de lid?
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>>83139364
That thread will never gain traction because 90% of the post in britfeel are by one or two posters
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>>83139395
>That thread will never gain traction because 90% of the post in britfeel are by one or two posters
Proof?
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>>83139394
You're pretending to be ID mong
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>>83139385
I'm trying to migrate the thread to hopefully get rid of that Spacker who's been spamming fascinating for the past 6 fucking hours.
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>>83139424
But he is in your thread too lol
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He is a gypsy who was made very vulnerable
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>>83138816
So what do I do? I'm literally never gonna experience intimacy without seeing a prostitute :(
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>>83139480
Fuck off BN stick to fascinating spamming all day like you have been today you little fat bald Scottish spastic
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>>83139518
Who is 'BN' Iad
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>>83139541
Bald Nonce, I think.
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Gimmicks and personality drama xD
And I'm reading it all lel xD
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Young gypsy lad. Was made to feel very vulnerable, sadly
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Chika been called for his dinner. He'll be back no doubt
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>>83139583
Pork faggots and gravy tonight oh lovely
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Did a lot of re-organising of me DVD and Blu-ray nikkas today. Corrrr! Have no room at all. Need a Billy Blad style.
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>>83139480
That's the issue really lad. You want "intimacy" but a prostitute does not provide that service. They do non-intimate shagging
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>>83139600
The good thing about Billy's is you can store things behind them, I've had to start doing that due to lack of space. You have to make a note or remember where your stuff is though i've forgotten where some of my things are in the past lol
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>>83139610
What about the GFE ones? The one I'm seeing on the 30th is a specialist in it, apparently.

I'm praying to god it goes well and that I can return for another session. If this next one won't have me back, I don't know what I'll do.

I know not to double message or seem too clingy, but I also need her to understand that I'm inexperienced and need to take it slow.
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>>83139727
So just say that. "I'm inexperienced, I might need to take it slow." Don't say annything that implies you have some kind of emotional attachment to her or you'd like to have one.
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This bread has been pretty fucking pathetic today lads, all thanks to one mong and I hope he's disappointed with himself. What a sad little life Jane.
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>>83139480
>So what do I do? I'm literally never gonna experience intimacy without seeing a prostitute :(
fascinating
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>>83139518
>Fuck off BN stick to fascinating spamming all day like you have been today you little fat bald Scottish spastic
fascinating
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>>83139541
>Who is 'BN' Iad
fascinating
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>>83139563
>Young gypsy lad. Was made to feel very vulnerable, sadly
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83139593
>Pork faggots and gravy tonight oh lovely
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83139610
>That's the issue really lad. You want "intimacy" but a prostitute does not provide that service. They do non-intimate shagging
fascinating
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>>83139727
>What about the GFE ones? The one I'm seeing on the 30th is a specialist in it, apparently.

>I'm praying to god it goes well and that I can return for another session. If this next one won't have me back, I don't know what I'll do.

>I know not to double message or seem too clingy, but I also need her to understand that I'm inexperienced and need to take it slow.
fascinating
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pants down, stick it in
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>>83139740
>So just say that. "I'm inexperienced, I might need to take it slow." Don't say annything that implies you have some kind of emotional attachment to her or you'd like to have one.
fascinating
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>>83139803
>This bread has been pretty fucking pathetic today lads, all thanks to one mong and I hope he's disappointed with himself. What a sad little life Jane.
EVERYDAY I'M ABOVE GROUND IS A GREAT DAY XD
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seasidePEDO
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>>83139740
Alright, I'll do that. How should I approach coming back for another meeting?
Should I ask her at the end?
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>>83139937
>Alright, I'll do that. How should I approach coming back for another meeting?
Should I ask her at the end?
fascinating
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>>83139937
No. That is not the done thing. You do not arrange your next visit to a restaurant after your meal. Just say thanks and go. Then text her a few days later to arrange
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>>83139931
>seasidePEDO
HOWLING SCREAMING AND CREASING KEK LOLE LMAO XD
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>>83139966
>No. That is not the done thing. You do not arrange your next visit to a restaurant after your meal. Just say thanks and go. Then text her a few days later to arrange
fascinating
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>ywn go to see a Broadway play with Yanklass shortly after her prime
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>>83139659
It's basically like that at the minute. That's why I grab things out and keep a small watchlist next to the telly.
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this is my first britfeel post in weeks
goodnight
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for me it's that it was available free with only minor water damage just outside my flat by the bins.
can't ask for more than that.
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>>83140013
Only Chad was allowed to dip his quill in that ink
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So what is wrong with wanting the best you can get?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jcLbfUZT9A

THEY ALL DESERVE TO DIE
TELL YOU WHY, MRS. LOVETT, TELL YOU WHY
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>>83139319
No, I watch Metalocalypse and the Venture Bros.
If I had a gentleman friend who was into anime I would definitely watch it with him, though.
>>83140013
Used to go see the Radio City Music Hall Christmas Show with my mom when I was little, and lots of Broadway shows in high school and college. The Museum of Natural History has a wonderful rocks, minerals, crystals, and gems exhibition, and I'll probably never see it again because even a bus tour would probably be too much for me without a travelling partner.
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>>83139966
Thanks. Anything else I can do to leave a good impression?
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>>83140063
That's not true. My ex-husband is a shitclown and the only two other gentleman friends I've had were both total geeks: one tall but fat and insecure, one successful but short.
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Good foodington this was phwoar
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Just had a couple of nose farts. Hope I'm not getting a cold.
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>>83140288
What did you have mate?
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me, just had demi-cooked yam chips topped with warm cheesemilk and tinned chilli
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Mad to think we're living through the age of AI. Wonder where it will be in 5 years.
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>>83140365
Are you Jamaican
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>>83140380
nah white British. only forrin ingredient was the paprika.
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Mad to think I've never had and likely never will have sex.
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>>83140235
>one tall but fat and insecure, one successful but short.
Which one did you like more?
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'TWAS PIRELLI'S MIRACLE ELIXIR
THAT'S WOT DID THE TRICK, SIR
TRUE, SIR, TRUE
WAS IT QUICK, SIR?
DID IT IN A TICK, SIR
JUST LIKE AN ELIXIR
OUGHT TO DO!
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Bloody coldingtons tonight
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In my post-collapse era and I'm vibing x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkyNqGsfJdM
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fuck its chilly
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>HHL accidentally pastes a cartoon fight clip instead of his choon

o i am laffin
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>>83140479
An easy mistake. Happens to the best of us.
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The best thing about this weather is the fucking cat wankers aren't even out. If I do catch one, it'll be humanely put down.
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>>83140476
Freezing mate. Had the heating on full blast for about 3 weeks
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>>83140518
its on full whack and I'm 2 feet away yet still somehow cold, but its only 3C why does it feel so cold and why is the heating making 0 difference
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>>83140523
Put a jumper on
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>>83140515
Fucking hell you sound like a pychopath. Do you go around killing cats in your local area are you just being edgy for the sake of being edgy?
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>>83140537
It's not edgy, like I said I do it humanely because I don't want to cause suffering. I do help my neighbours with the cat problems they have - too many cats walking around shitting everywhere and killing wildlife.
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>>83140515
Shippy wrote this post
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>>83140537
This is 4chan. He's just being edgy. I don't let my cat outside, because I think it's wrong to introduce a predator that shouldn't be there, plus I'm selfish enough to not want my cat to be nailed by a car. The people who hurt cats are fucking retarded anyway, but they're too pathetic to say anything to the owners who are doing the initial thing that fucks them off.
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>>83140547

t. Croydon Cat Killer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croydon_Cat_Killer

Also I have pet cats so do me a favour and kill yourself.
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>>83140547
Give it a rest you giant gimp. Take it up with the owners
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>>83140571
Fuck you piece of shit.

>>83140572
The owners only care about their little darling, they never give a shit.
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reminder that cats are essentially street vermin (like rats) that became a Victorian fad:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how-englands-first-cat-show-countered-victorian-snobbery-about-cats

we've all just quietly agreed to keep up the charade for 150 years.
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>>83140589
You're just posting like this to come across as edgy. You surely aren't retarded enough to confess to abusing animals
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mind if I have a few beers lads? Oh? What's that? You do? Well, good thing I wasn't actually asking and was moreso just informing you
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>>83140612
Have one for me mate. Trying to cut down.
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>>83140598
You keep saying it's edgy. Is that some kind of cope?

>You surely aren't retarded enough to confess to abusing animals
I do not abuse them. I already said I humanely deal with them.

Cats were tolerable before 2020 but it's now every house on the street has them, I had to take action and I know I'm not alone in doing this (spoken to others that deal with them).
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>>83140616
Shall do king. My last few until Christmas.
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>>83140630
What you drinking?
I usually just stick to Guinness or Stella. Ales fuck with my stomach
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>>83140642
Kronenbourg, me. Still seething that they only sell the Blonde ones now, I much preferred the older one
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>>83140515
Crossy will NOT like this post.
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>>83140655
Is that the Blanc? My mate got me some for my birthday a few months back. It was my 26th so guzzled them and didn't get to appreciate the flavour
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>>83140417
I adored the big shy one. I looked at him with those Sailor Moon throbbing heart eyes because our intellects and senses of humor were so compatible. We never really did anything special together or even went away for a weekend...we just hung out, watched movies, cooked, played with the cat, swam in the pool, sat outside and smoked cigars, all just homebody stuff.
The successful one was a good friend from high school that I reconnected with when I moved back to Pennsylvania. We tried but it became obvious that we had missed our window by 25 years.
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>>83140621
If you even looked at my cat funny I'd slice your flesh off and feed it to you
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>>83140668
Aye it's the Blanc, don't get me wrong, still delicious of course but not a patch on the old flavour in my humble opinion
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now don't get me wrong, i like cats, but then i've also had two BPD girlfriends (my choice).

if you want something better than cats, give dogs a try. dogs are loyal.
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13 days to go until my next Escort visit.
Night lads x
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>>83140665
I was lurking on here last night and today and decided to post. Saw crossy just talking to themselves a fair bit of the time. What is the lore for these threads? Who are the characters?
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>>83140681
And you called me a psychopath... Jesus Christ you need to seek help.
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>>83140681
This seems excessive. He just wanted to see the kitty
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Straight from the horses mouth. So women pick the taller man over the the shorter successful man
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>>83140569
>This is 4chan. He's just being edgy. I don't let my cat outside

Same. I keep mine indoors, you have to nowadays with sick freaks like this guy >>83140589 roaming our streets. Hopefully he gets caught out and his neighbours smash the fuck out of him.
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>>83140684
I never had someone's dog enter my back garden and shit all over the place, knock pots over, dig up plants, etc.

Fucking cats I swear... why are they allowed to trespass and cause mayhem? I've had expensive stuff damaged from them messing around just trying to jump on things. I've had clean washing that I'm drying ruined from a cat spraying on it, or another time a cat (for reasons known only to itself) jumping from a fence across an enormous gap onto the sheets drying on the line and the hole thing get torn down with holes in it.
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Yanklass i suspect at some point you will go back in time and be given the opportunity to live your life over, without repeating the same mistakes.
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>>83140690
Crossy is a cute Scottish girl, she's a bit skitzo but we love her regardless x
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>>83140691
Always someone who's a bigger psychopath than you, leave the cats alone unless you want to eat yourself
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>>83140714
Why are you drying your clothes on the floor for a cat to be able to spray on them?
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>>83140733
Gotcha. Thanks mate
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>>83140690
This place is an asylum for some of the British mentally ill, most posters are perpetually scarred by the nonces and freaks that posted here mainly in 2019.
The others have moved on to /brit/ where they get spammed with racebait and a schizo who killed a swan.
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>>83140235
>successful but short
>but short
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I would say I am well adjusted
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>>83140748
I will check out /brit/. Thank you. Not touched 4chan in years besides pol.
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>>83140714
cat fanciers just get used to it. it's nice in a way, a testament to how flexible humans can be.
but when someone has a baby they know better than to just let the baby roam around shitting everywhere.

"your cat pissed on my books and chewed through my computer cables."
"oh don't worry mate he does that. he's no bother though."
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>>83140733
Cat women are usually crazy.
If you have had cats then you probably have toxoplasmosis (which alters your behaviour) and other parasites.
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I would say I
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>>83140766
Cat being a bellend shouldn't be a death sentence for the cat, should it?
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Crosslore is currently at "he had gender dysphoria, but he discovered Christ instead of transsexuality".
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Radiohead ok computer x
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>>83140835
Fantastic album
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>>83140787
oh i'm not siding with the murderer (and it IS murder).

my point is that caring for cats is a societal construct, and "haha, cats are bastards!" (jovial cat owners) and "no, cats are actually bastards." (anal-retentive item-owners) are BOTH correct.
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>>83140706
Ngl it does help to be 6'4" when you're 21 stone.
He was huge, strong, and very bearlike: regularly broke office chairs by plopping down so hard into them and we called his hands paws because of how he swaaped at things like an impatient hungry grizzly.
I called him my ursine love.
>>83140731
That would be a wonderful gift.
>>83140751
He dumped me because I'm an alcoholic BPD mess and he had had a perfect fiancee who suddenly died that I could never have lived up to anyway. His height was never an issue.
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two tyred wanna sleep and be bummed x
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never really liked Radiohead.
i'm not doing THE THING, i just never quite got it. moody sad music but with no real melody.
throw your OK Computer in the bin, and check out Muse's Black Holes and Revelations if you get the chance. sound of the winter.
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>>83140846
Hope you're doing okay now.
My girlfriend has given little to no effort due to mental health issues the last few months, so I'm pulling away a little bit
Whenever I say anything about being shit, she just tells me to leave. Hard to manage someone who is too anxious to even go outside. But fuck it, we ball
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>>83140846
a fat ugly yank freak fuck off from britfeel you old cunt
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>fuck it we ball

yeesh are we turning into reddit?
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>>83140883
I thought it might have been a welcome break from the constant 'nigger' here
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>His height was never an issue.

have we entered the 'women, men know when you're lying.' era of society?

have we actually just done a fucking massive 180?
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Years and years of watching porn on a daily basis has turned footspacker gay. Sad!
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>>83140898
At what point is height an issue? I'm 5'10, not tall but not overly short. Never really had an issue with getting laid
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>>83140883
>yeesh

yikes, let's unpack why this is NOT okay.
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>>83140900
Many such cases!
Also dubs
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me vpn run out and I cant be fucked paying for it again as it was a year one so now I just edge to clothed asmr I cant access porn :(
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>>83140916
I just use tor browser on phone for them crafty wanks
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>>83140908
NAL but yeah this is cringe and why we cant have nice things!
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so "fuck it we ball" = "fuck it, we keep going"?
but then Twitter irony meant it was used jokingly, over-and-over-and-over?

because it's the "Twitter irony" part i have a problem with, there. just take things at face value you fucks.
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>>83140935
the ironylords and gatekeepers can pry this one from my cold dead hands.
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I prefer

>tomorrow comes

a reminder that whether we live or die do or dont do. tomorrow comes with us in it or not. I wonder what the last day will be

I dont mean like the last day with a human but just the last day of the earth ever got destroyed or space collapsed. whats outside of space? why the fuck are we here man. space the final frontier

THESE ARE THE VOYAGES!
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>>83140873
I'm actually not bad mental healthwise except for when I binge drink. Have only done that 4 times this year, which is actually an achievement for me. Daily life is lonely but stable, manageable and very cozy.
Sorry about your girlfriend. Hopefully it gets better or you leave and find someone more compatible who can appreciate you.
>>83140874
A most unkind cut, sir. Please do kys.
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Anybody else really fucked mentally this year? I always struggle in November (close friend offed himself November 2016) and my gf is pulling away due to her own mental health issues. Being very cold and the like. I get out of bed, go to work, and it's dark before I'm even finished. Just feels like life is an existence rather than a life. Apologies for getting so deep at 2200 on a Monday, just wondering if anyone else is in the same boat lately. I dread to think how this would be if I was not medicated.
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>>83140974
4 times is better than 5 times. You will get there
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Gypsy lad felt very vulnerable with Uncle Des :(
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>>83140980
always been grim. just have to thank your stars you aint born a peasant in the 1500s shitting yourself to death at 22 swings and round a bouts x
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Garn finish off some more of that KFC now. Couldn't eat it all earlier x
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>>83140995
Haha yeah, I am grateful that I don't have to deal with dysentery. Whenever I feel shit I treat myself to the four Yorkshiremen monty python sketch
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>>83141007
Godspeed helper
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>>83140980
I think about necking daily desu
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>>83141007
choke on the skin and fucking kick the bucket already you virgin parasite seriously how can you actually wake up and think you are worth ANYTHING lmao. a virgin non partaker in life. lmao actual fucking clown mate should fucking snuff it embarrassing you almost 40 never even put your cock in a fanny lmao and your neck is too long you fuck ugly skinny fat mong
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>>83141007
It lush for you de lad x
Got a bourbon beef and mash ready meal, tesco finest. It lush x
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>Muse - Supermassive Black Hole

irreparably associated with this flick, FUCK
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>>83141027
replying to yourself my lad it lush and same fagging x
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>>83141024
Yeah, that's the one. Hopefully you feel better soon
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>>83140980
>my gf
Oh boo hoo hoo
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>>83141039
Utterly bizarre lie
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>>83141037
man I love twilight and DECODE!
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does HHL know how painful liver failure is
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>>83140980
i just NEET it up so i'm like a bear, hibernating on drugs for years at a time. i've slipped through a lot of cracks (but sometimes hit my head on the way down).

no longer have the teenage hormones or twentysomething impulsiveness to kill myself. more likely i'll just not wake up some day.
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>>83141069
I'm 26. Still hope for me yet
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>>83141062
KFC gives you liver failure?
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>>83141083
36 year old you from the future lad here and trust me you dont
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>>83141062
No because his liver hasn't failed yet
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>>83141086
yeah pal his diet and alcohol abuse that cunts live is fucking done pal fucking done I tell yeh it fucking done FATTY liver failure lmao
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>>83141107
The liver is pretty resilient, it's one of those that can be battered and battered but when it gives up it is fucked. Still hope for him yet
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>>83141122
>still hope for him yet
haha yeah no there isnt
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>>83141129
I did not think so either, I just thought I would try and be positive
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>>83141134
haha yeah no no dont its over sean
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>>83140866
Post some gay porn for us lad I do like those twinkys
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>>83140991
Thank you for the encouragement.
I look at it the same way; if next year it's only 3 times I will feel good about myself. Still broken, but coping slightly better at least.
The weird thing is when I'm not in vodka mode, I am disgusted at the thought of drinking and being drunk. It's as grotesque and unrelatable to me as it is to a non-addict.
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>>83141153
What antics did you get up to on your last bender?
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>>83141054
Twilight didn't get good until they brought in all the silly lore. i think the director of the first one wanted it to be more like a mumblecore indie film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV3sONJ3lKA
THIS is when it clicked for me. this guy's a weird fucking alien. Bella has no personality. we're on some Punch-Drunk Love shit. i was on-board.
then they just marry and fug constantly, and there are still two films left somehow.
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fuck me yank lass is a boring pig. typical trip cunt just wants attention. gross.
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>>83141145
Corr that pic is actually quite cool someone should make a Dark Helper edit.
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Where's SCEA?
Where's shippy?
Where's Poley?
Where's Ebin?
Where's Cola?
Where's Crona?
Where's Karenposter?
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>>83141182
fuck off sean you fatty liver waaaaaaankeeeeeeer
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Just watched a video of finnster taking it up the arse with a small dildo he could hardly handle it the softie. Little lad needs a good hard fucking
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>>83141145
Iron his shirt on photoshop
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I'm gonna have to do another poo. It's just relentless. Every day, pooing. This will be poo 3.
My whole life has been like this.
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>>83141122
the liver is really fucking cool. just heals itself in a way a lot of internal bits wouldn't.

i had liver disease that was just on the cusp of cirrhosis, nurse told me they rarely see cirrhosis in under-30s. but i'd done some damage and i was getting there.

part of me WANTED to just hear "yep, you have irreversible cirrhosis and your liver is fucked" because then i'd just keep drinking. instead i went and got sober, lame.
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>>83141191
tasty little slut she is fucking hell.
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>>83141183
Shippy is in the shadows waiting. Biding his time
Poley was here a few days ago LARPING as if Britain was in a Islamic caliphate
Ebin has been fascinating spamming for 6 hours today. Incredibly sad.
Crona came in last months ago saying he would use kung fu fighting on anyone that misgendered him, the spastic

That's it as far as I know.
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>>83141217
Shocking arse on him though
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No matter how shit my life is at least I've never replied to myself on a anonymous message board just to get attention from other men.
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>>83141223
That's just classic. Always fucking happens like that doesn't it?
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>>83141229
id pump my load in her every night and morning no problem x
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Where's packetofcrispslad he was a mad one
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>>83141234
I have. Quite happy with my life though. Plenty of money and love in my life. You?
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footlad now he was a comfy poster

i must remember to thank him x
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Oh aye x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWKhc55QRzM
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>>83141223
>Poley was here a few days ago LARPING as if Britain was in a Islamic caliphate
yeah that was a weird one, i entered halfway through and...what?
>Crona came in last months ago saying he would use kung fu fighting on anyone that misgendered him, the spastic
this just feels normal at this point.

where's mihai? did he leave this Earth?
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Stop posting men dressed as women
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>>83141284
>Telling us the virtues of being taken over by a race of subhuman goat fuckers who still think it's the year 500
Yeah. No.
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its 2025 you boomer flag shagger. men suck cock and woman have cocks get over it lmao x
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>>83141284
mihai left /brit/ as well
Weird one
He sometimes comes along and posts with his name when someone posts about poo.
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Only been gone a couple of weeks and I come back and I'vebeengoneacoupleofmonthslad is here again.
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been gone five minutes anyone got the archives?
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>>83141303
Love Joey Diaz's wild stories, he's quite the character.
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Anyone remember the /britfeel/ meets of 2019? That was a mental time.
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>>83141339
was it mate? you know most people have partners and hobbies. get a life x
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>>83141167
Just boring drunk stuff. I don't go outside, talk to anybody, or get online and shitpost or anything. Mostly get wasted, black out, pass out, eat chicken patty sandwiches, fall and break some household stuff, repeat for a few days until the vodka runs out, then it's shame-filled painful withdrawal time for another couple days.
>>83141179
This is why I left and then only lurked when I came back. Some of you are just so mean for mean's sake. It makes me sad.
>>83141183
>>83141223
>>83141258
I always liked hogpeelerlad's ribald tales of peeling hogs.
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>>83141366
good fuck off yank cunt pig.

even Oliver Twist would say no to your gruel lmao x
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>>83141366
Cool same here. If you were younger we could be soulmates.
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>>83141339
Remember when we hog tied HHL and left him out in the rain haha
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Big up Shabana Mahmood
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>>83141399
Your new has been made
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>>83141366
>Some of you are just so mean for mean's sake
that's little seethemong just ignore him



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