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David Tent bedshits edition
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For me it was Jungle Run
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if man then why soft and girly? X
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Wow I never knew Dan Wootton was so attractive. I'm getting urges to go gay.
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NAPPY POO ATTACK
DAVID TENT BEDSHITS
WHO SET SCHIZO OFF ONE
MATT SMITH GREEN PENIS
SQUALID CONDITIONS SOILED NAPPY
TOUCH ASSHOLE
CONVINCED THIS GUY NONCE FREAK
CUM EVRYWHERE
ROOB SUND TITS

NAPPY POO ATTACK
DAVID TENT BEDSHITS
WHO SET SCHIZO OFF ONE
MATT SMITH GREEN PENIS
SQUALID CONDITIONS SOILED NAPPY
TOUCH ASSHOLE
CONVINCED THIS GUY NONCE FREAK
CUM EVRYWHERE
ROOB SUND TITS

NAPPY POO ATTACK
DAVID TENT BEDSHITS
WHO SET SCHIZO OFF ONE
MATT SMITH GREEN PENIS
SQUALID CONDITIONS SOILED NAPPY
TOUCH ASSHOLE
CONVINCED THIS GUY NONCE FREAK
CUM EVRYWHERE
ROOB SUND TITS

NAPPY POO ATTACK
DAVID TENT BEDSHITS
WHO SET SCHIZO OFF ONE
MATT SMITH GREEN PENIS
SQUALID CONDITIONS SOILED NAPPY
TOUCH ASSHOLE
CONVINCED THIS GUY NONCE FREAK
CUM EVRYWHERE
ROOB SUND TITS

NAPPY POO ATTACK
DAVID TENT BEDSHITS
WHO SET SCHIZO OFF ONE
MATT SMITH GREEN PENIS
SQUALID CONDITIONS SOILED NAPPY
TOUCH ASSHOLE
CONVINCED THIS GUY NONCE FREAK
CUM EVRYWHERE
ROOB SUND TITS

NAPPY POO ATTACK
DAVID TENT BEDSHITS
WHO SET SCHIZO OFF ONE
MATT SMITH GREEN PENIS
SQUALID CONDITIONS SOILED NAPPY
TOUCH ASSHOLE
CONVINCED THIS GUY NONCE FREAK
CUM EVRYWHERE
ROOB SUND TITS
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Broadbridge has been demonstrated and protested against.
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cor this looks decent.

i hope they can just forget about the games. please just make a fun 80s-style fantasy flick with a Zelda coat of paint. don't stress about 'keeping the fans happy'.
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Big up Raoul Moat
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Edgbaston has been picketed
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Still got Edgbastonanon on steam
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>>83141456
remember when Gazza tried to get him some crisps?
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>>83141502
He turned up with a KFC at the grand finale classic HHL style
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XDU2uzPseQ
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>>83141518
sort of thing HHL wouldn't do for his smackhead mates
but his smackhead mates would do for him
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>>83141452
It will be full of blacks, don't worry
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>>83141546
Ganondorf can be an Arab or whatever he's meant to be. Rami Malek or someone like that.

then you have a whole VILLAGE of sexy exotic Arabian belly dancers. that's the diversity tax paid in full.
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Any Archlads out there? Or Linuxfags?
How do you cope with the file browser not showing images? It only shows filenames with tiny icons. It's my only complaint and the only thing I miss from Windows.

Is this because of my desktop environment? I dunno what determines it, but it's the same in every program, whether Firefox or something else, the file dialog is the same.

The actual file explorer (Dolphin) is awesome and shows thumbnails and is fully customisable and easy to use, but the file dialog in programs is shit and makes using 4chan a chore when I have folders full of hundreds or thousands of images with retarded filenames.
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>>83141583
oh yeah this might just be the default GTK one, it sucks arse.
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see if you can drag and drop from the file explorer onto your web browser's 'Browse...' like in Windows.

then use a tiling wm that ALWAYS has your file browser open.
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mate, thats the premise. i give myself a life time of context while you get the next day
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>>83141622
I can find stuff with the file explorer yeah, but I want to do it in the dialog and not faff around.
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>>83141583
not a problem on windows, de lad
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Sometimes I wish I was born to a racist family Alabama or West Virginia. I think it would be womfy, shooting guns, protecting your own turf, living in a small town that's separated by tens or hundreds of miles of wilderness to the nearest area.
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>>83141672
On Windows 11 you have a lot of problems de lid
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Watched Mulholland Drive in the cinema today. Never watched it before. It was ridiculously captivating, harrowing and hilarious at points. Loved it dee lads x
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>>83141697
I've never heard of it, except when Ricky Gervais mentioned it as a lyric in a song once on a tinpot radio station with Karl Pilkington. In the days before the internet was big, he got the listeners to act as Google for him, and all he could remember was "Mulholland drive" and "I'm Steve McQueen".
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>>83141494
Did he tell you about how he was demonstrated against? Picket signs spoke of broken lives
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A woman could have had such a good time with me.
She could have had a seriously enjoyable life.
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>>83137133
>if you aren't on PIP in 2028 you'll be forced to get a job
Wtf

The stakes are even higher now for my PIP review. I thought I would just lose the money (500ish a month) if they take me off (disappointing but far from the end of the world). But you could also lose the LCWRA part of UC and be in the forced to get a job category? Thats fucked
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How do I get back to Christmas? I'm autistic and after the lockdowns basically became a recluse. I still went to parties but it was horrible and I hated it so I obviously have no desire to repeat it, and I'll be honest, I'm afraid.
Should I just continue evading it?
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>>83141967
jobseekers isn't a thing anymore
2016mong getting sloppy
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Just want a girl to fucking rape my face with her fanny x
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>>83142072
There are femanons right now reading this and rubbing themselves off.
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>>83142067
Haven't been to a party since I was like 12 m8
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>>83142084
I'm talking about a work party. It could be my only chance to gain access to a young fanny.
But who am I kidding... it'll be like all the other times and why I stopped going 5 years ago.
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Been a while since I had a good shitwank
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Bring on the snow. I'm ready.
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>>83142284
this, but cocaine
(but ketamine)
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>>83142193
there are two possibilities here
1. you are using faeces for lube. British (uncircumcised) men do not need lube .
2. you mean fingering your anus. pretty effeminate, i must say.
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>>83142300
Should I get some ket then
It's white boy winter
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuDvZZKXW5E

this looks like shit. remodelling everything to match 90s promo art = based.
adding all the raytracing reflections and shadows = shite. even if it's 'technically' better.
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me? should have some ket in 10 hours.

debating whether to sleep for the purposes of time travel, or remain awake for the purposes of /britfeel/.
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>>83141452
Fuck off nigger
A Zelda film should be faithful to the games
Go and watch some gay Netflix slop with overweight niggers if you don't like it
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got the stray cat from the carpark in my flat again, little fucker is having a nice warm up and a mooch around
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>>83141967
Apologies I worded it wrong. The WCA is being abolished in 2028 and replaced with a PIP style assessment (basically the same) if you are receiving both LCWRA and PIP you will have one re-assessment every few years instead of 2. To claim the new UC health element you will basically need to pass the PIP assessment to receive it. If you fail the new assessment you will be placed onto standard UC and be forced to look for work. It's all very confusing I must say.
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No more wenefits talk. It upsets people.
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The electic blanket is ON.
It's -2C, "feels like" -4C.
You have no idea how comfy I'm gonna be in about 10-15 minutes.
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>>83142367
Just started replaying this recently, I must admit I does look a bit uncanny. Also looks nothing like the promo art.
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>>83142536
i will not stand idly by in this ongoing war against NEETs.
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>>83142647
Got a right wollocking before of some lad. Not right.
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Ruth's tight privates
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>>83142657
would pay very good money to see them IRL
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>>83142654
our main weapon? information. it not right to shut people down.

suspect we have some DWPdrones in this very thread. "don't discuss it here, take it to benefitsandwork.co.uk (not our-... i mean not ANYONE'S compromised honeypot hahaha)"
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>>83142657
The smell is divine. I dream of her tight garden
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>>83142696
>benefits and work
Those cunts have started to paywall the news now, they didn't before. I figured it out they have 200k paid members paying 2 pound a month that's 2 million pounds per year of the backs of disabled people.
Also highly doubt B&W is a government honeypot lol. I'm not a paid member but they provide very detailed PIP guides on how to pass the assessments.
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fucking wiry grey eyebrow hairs that keep coming in as i grow older

do i trim them down, or do i just yank the fuckers out?
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>>83142735
Any hairs that you remove won't grow back.
Use this advice in order to not look like a mong. If it's grey, it's the first of many and it's meant to happen.
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>>83142735
Apparently you're supposed to trim them but I pull them out. I have a few thick ones that grow through they are right annoying. When you're an old man all your eyebrows will be like that.
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>>83142731
the guides were just PDFs pre-paywall, right?

has anyone just uploaded them? do they have metadata or anything?

i'd be willing to get a subscription and get them up somewhere. i'm handy with Acrobat, and more than willing to check with the lads on /tg/ who clean PDFs (THEY can have my personal info, but YOU can't).
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>>83142514
Even if I failed the assessment I wouldn't look for work. I would just repeatedly tell them I'm autistic and I'm never working. If they cut me off and make me homeless, so be it. I would rather be homeless and/or kill myself than work.
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>>83142742
>Any hairs that you remove won't grow back.
nah that's bullshit, lassies get their eyebrows plucked. and i have done it.

>>83142744
problem is it's not like fine little nasal hairs, these cunts are like piano wire. on the other hand, IF i just trim them, then i can still feel them in there.

wouldn't mind mad old man eyebrows if they were all like that, but at the moment it's like having a couple of weeds in a garden.
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>>83142751
I assume so. I have thought about this lol.
Actually I miscalculated, turns out it's 4 million pounds a year that website makes 200,000 members x 20 (20 pounds per year) = 4,000,000
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>>83142772
>nah that's bullshit, lassies get their eyebrows plucked
Have you seen the state of them?
There are middle aged women that plucked their eyebrows in the 2000s and now they don't have eyebrows.
They were going for the pencil eyebrow look that was popular at the time, and then they became eyebrowless.
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if i end up homeless, do i get to keep my ThinkPad T420 or do they take that off me?

i know i could get robbed, but anyone can get robbed, at any time. that's just how crimes work.
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>>83142735
Even people who aren't greying should be dyeing their eyebrows anyway if you're trying to looksmax (makes them appear darker/denser) so there's your nudge to get started.
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>>83142797
Assume you don't get robbed, yes you would be able to keep your thinkpad. Rather kill myself than be homeless to be honest.
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>Under planned reforms to UC health, from April 2026 although all existing claimants and new claimants with severe or terminal conditions will be protected, other claimants assessed as having limited capability for work and work-related activity will see their awards halved from 423.27 to 217.26.

So if I'm already on UC LCWRA, I still get the full 423.27? Am existing claimants also getting halved at some point?
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>>83142800
yeah the feeling is "well, it's hair, why REMOVE hair" in a way.
but i don't give a shit about looksmaxxing any more, i'm quite happy to go grey. i did dye my hair a couple of times in my 20s, used those eyebrow tint comb things to match, and they did sod all.

want to groom to be comfy, not look attractive.
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>>83142829
>will existing claimants also getting halved at some point
No if you are still receiving it by 2028 then you will still have the standard payment. It only applies for new claimants only. Providing that you still pass the assessment. But if you get taken off it then the new rules will apply to you resulting in half of your LCWRA payment. Eventually LCWRA is being replaced by something new by the end of the decade, what that is we don't know yet.
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>>83142869
You care about it so much lol, like a woman.
Try to just be a man, it'll help.
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>>83142891
no, women care about fashion. i just want this bastard stray hair to stop fucking bothering me you have no idea lad NO IDEA
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Thinking bout that extremely nostalgic pc program that was on those windows 98 machines we had back in infants school. I was a spakker kid who got abducted from class every now and then to do activities with other kids with the supply teacher. We would go to the IT suite sometimes and get to dick around on the computers. It was sort of like a mash of ms paint, gimp and photoshop. It had an enormous bitmap library you could pull from onto the canvas and you could drag the bitmaps around and create cool smearing/ghosting effects with them.
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>be a man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGfJeW_CcFY

corrr might watch this (w/ electric blanket + nice hot choccy)
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>>83142927
cor i might remember the same one, if you can find it. i guess "kids' paint program" with "stamps" that let you do the smear effect probably doesn't narrow things down much.

i remember one in primary school (late 90s) that had a built-in mirror, so you could just draw half a face and it'd copy on the other side. blew my mind, that.
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>>83142903
If it's 1 hair then just trim it.
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>>83142949
REVELATION NATURAL ART
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>>83143058
this looks so fucking familiar but is it just because 'bitmaps of animals in a paint program' could be so many of them?! AAAAA

also i feel like i remember some paint program with pens on the side like that, but there were different ones? like a chisel marker, brush, whatever else.

well time to watch a video of this.
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for me it was Pokemon Project Studio: Blue Version.

big A4 box, so i THINK it came with a few sticker sheets. and then yep, that's a Pikachu sticker. you could stick that on a key chain, then you have a Pikachu key chain. whoa. ('tattoos'? wat)
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>>83143143
>You had to buy the red version to get all the Pokemon on a learning game.
Oh fuck off lol.
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Recently got a job at a major supermarket. During 'training' (4 hours of e-learning courses) it was hammered home how important the '20 minute rule' was regarding chilled and frozen food. If something was outside of the 'cold chain' for 20 minutes or more it should be thrown out. You're meant to work a singular cage for 20 minutes and then if it hasnt been completed, take it back.
Those cages are out on the floor for the entire 8 hour shift. If you ever get sick after eating chilled food from a supermarket, it had 8 hours of room temperature to grow bacteria on it. Enjoy!
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>>83143176
Why don't you follow the rules?
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>>83143154
yep, gotta buy little Timmy both if he wants 'em all.

it's easy to look at Pokemon as proto-DLC con artistry, but i also blame this fucker here. it had me TRICKED.
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>gladiators
>takeshi's castle
>fort boyard
>crystal maze
VGH
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Welp, time for a midnight nostalgia bender. Cheers lods.
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>>83143225
Used to love Takeshi back in the day with Craig Charles narrating. Corrrr! Challenge used to have all day marathons.
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>>83143271
this fucker always does pretentious twists on cooking, "improves" the recipe with some unitasker gadget or le heckin' science.

can't be arsed to watch it, but do tell me what he gets wrong.
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>>83143225
Scrapheap challenge, dee lid.
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>>83143201
shift leaders dont let you. They demand that you have to do an unrealistic number of cages by yourself during the shift. There's no way you're clearing a cage in 20 minutes by yourself. Nobody follows this rule, I asked about it and was laughed at. These places are severely understaffed.
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>>83143210
It was supposed to be one giant sonic game but developers ran out of time to get it out the gate by Christmas, be fair sonic 3 and sonic and knuckles are very different games. Whereas red and blue are the exact same but with 14 different monsters.
Knuckles is my favourite the soundtrack is 11/10.
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mate ? has taken some of the codeines i gave her. now she's texting + voice messaging me how she's come up with a system whereby, every time a British citizen eats junk food, he/she must also eat a piece of fruit (per each article of junk food, one repeat allowed, up to a maximum of 5).

i don't understand what problem this solves. but she's VERY convinced.
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>>83143367
>be fair sonic 3 and sonic and knuckles are very different games.

yeah we just didn't know as kids, but it is arguably three distinct games. i often DID just play Sonic & Knuckles or Sonic 3 alone, they were different.
i think you couldn't save on S&K alone? i remember getting really far as Knuckles and leaving it switched on all day while i played outside. my nana was too scared to change the channel and watch telly, because that might 'knock the game off' ;_;
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Depressed thinking about how I could have been married 3 years ago. Now it's just a far off memory.
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>>83143323
Served the custard cold and used US terms for the ingredients like calling hundreds and thousands rainbow sprinkles (understandable tb h). The custard should melt the icing and scald your wrist leaving a red patch should you get any on you. Pretty well researched video honestly, but most anglophiles are pretty good at that anyway.
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>>83143280
>bridge ball and hex maze with Craig Charles narrating
kinography
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>>83143615
yeah i can forgive just using US English as an American, but having it swimming in hot custard was the whole point. i used to mush it up, so it was like a nice custardy soup.hpwgm
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>>83143405
you give free drugs to a girl who isnt putting out? lol
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>>83143614
same. i got back on that educationgrind (at 30 lol), bf got a shared ownership starter home, so there was life sorted: finish degree, go move in with him, get job, enjoy life.

have you lads tried ket? it's really good, i swear.
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>>83143667
I've done too much ket. It made me realise I fucked up my life actually. I'm gonna get back to education but I'm so used to being a neet that any other time I've tried it, I failed. Any advice?
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>>83143667
>bf
Why are you gay?

>>83143674
If you're already NEET why would you want to get on the wageslave pipeline?
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>>83143644
>free
no.

but tbf she gave me half her takeaway that she was saving for later (was fucking starving), works out about the same as the pills so i'll probably let her off here.
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>>83143691
I want to get an education so I'm not a complete midwit. I love being a NEET, don't get me wrong, but having some sort of formal education beyond a single GCSE would be nice. Only got 1 GCSE because I slept through them all.
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>>83143674
>I've done too much ket. It made me realise I fucked up my life actually.
acid was good for this. but with ket i just...kept going ;_;

>>83143691
>Why are you gay?
dunno. chromosomes?
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>>83143707
Big fan of acid
Done a fuck load of it over the years
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>>83143700
>some sort of formal education beyond a single GCSE would be nice
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/free-courses-for-jobs

just how it sounds, really. go get an A-level-equivalent vocational qualification doing evening classes at a local college. will be other adults in their 20s and 30s.

but you only get ONE (1) of them, so choose wisely.
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>>83143732
Cheers mate. You're a legend. Will be signing up for it ASAP.
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It nippy tuesday x
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>>83143861
my storage heaters should click on soon. need to work out a good winter schedule where the computer room is neither too hot nor too cold. 6pm-4am is probably ideal sleep time, i'll be proper normal eee.
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>>83143732
nta but Im so stumped when looking at the local colleges list of courses
>Game Development
used to be interested but I'm 24 now and never learnt how to code. Probably too retarded to figure it out and would be ubermogged by the scriptkids who have done it since they were 8. Also not particularly creative and not exactly many jobs in game development in my area
>Journalism
feel like any progression would also require me to then go to university and I don't want to do that
>Policing pathway
maybe I should be a copper, do they let spergs be coppers?
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>>83143943
yeah tbqh game development seems like one of those things where if your goal is to be a game developer, it's unlikely to happen. and you COULD just be self-taught, sell a game on Steam, that wouldn't take training/qualifications/a job?

journalism or policing though you could do those locally. i'm sure sperg attention to detail is useful for journalism, and everyone agrees the standards for policing have dropped. maybe they'll hire you BECAUSE you're a sperg. they're Disability Confident, cor.
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>>83143960
maybe policing is the way forward for me. I think I could probably do it. Will need to lose some weight but on that road anyway. Currently a mingmong stacking shelves part-time, had a previous placement through a sperg charity at a big company working in administration, contract ended and then had no support, back to being a NEET for 18 months until very recently
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Phwoar good R&R this was X
I fink
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>>83143874
>my storage
is this where you keep your CP? NONCE
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>>83144018
that#s a scary cattoberg
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>>83144049
well, it is full of 'hot stuff'!

(a big brick of clay, i think)
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What are your thoughts on Indian women?
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just woke up, work in 30, barely slept, sprogberg constantly woke up and started crying, nightmares i reckon, nap on the cards when i get back home in 8 hours, it nippy tuesday x
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>>83144162
Hot but I'm non-white so I have no chance. I am lighter skinned than them but they only worship white men.
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This person has a penis. Has science gone too far?
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When I die. I don't want to go to heaven or hell. I want my afterlife to be a freeroam camera with a timeline I can freely access. Let me decide what time, day, month and year it is and allow me to teleport around to see what was really happening in different locations. I'd spend an afternoon people watching in a tea room in Victorian London, then travel to my own town centre to see what was going on on some random April in the 1700s. I think that'd be fun.
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>>83144162
i used to fancy Konnie Huq from Blue Peter.
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>>83144180
remember picrel on Sky One?
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can feel a shit forming inside of me
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>>83144287
once again, i am shilling for senna.
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>>83144369
>herbal medicinal product
AKA shit that doesnt work
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>>83144404
https://www.nhs.uk/medicines/senna/
https://bnf.nice.org.uk/drugs/senna/

shut up you anti-nature science freak.
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2c in the bedroom, house is an ice box and I'm stowed away under the leccy blanket on full blast with my lappy. Reaching levels of womf that shouldn't be possible.
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>>83144444
kingly quints
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hmm. can i get a SECOND overdraft to go back into THIS overdraft?
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>>83144444
more like reaching levels of cope that shouldn't be possible
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>>83144444
Wagies will NOT be happy about this
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>>83144472
based debtmaxxer. remember debt doesnt even matter and they cant do shit
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>>83144481
>t.wagie
Thermals on lad, noseberg is expecting ye
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>>83144493
yeah what are they gonna do. 'i'll have my cooling-off period, please.'

i wondered why Amazon kept sending me 'payment declined' emails.
>You have multiple orders on hold. There was a problem with your payment.
oh so now i need 'money' to get my Diet Coke, do i?
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>>83144444
Corrr. Fucking lovely. Me? got the window open because I want to circulate the air in my bedroom but I've got the leccy blanket on too. Wagies fuming x
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Got the wireless mouse under the covers and dictation+osk for typing. Like Tutankhamun doing a zoom call.
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corr just perambulated die brekkenbohr

propa gute diss wun

hafta be heraldulated
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some of us can't AFFORD brechfast.
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>>83144619
annoyed i understood this to be fair
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Might go to a sandwich shop for my breakfast
Then again, might not too
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>>83144637
what's your go to la
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hm, i get my next PIP payment on the 25th. that's not soon enough.

might have to break into my emergency cash. but i need to convert it back into digital money, so the bank doesn't throw a tiff at me for "not transferring funds by 3pm" or some such.

but IF i can do that, i MIGHT AS WELL order in some Diet Coke. we're on an acquiring-pop > out-of-debt > in-debt priority system, i reckon.
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>>83144642
Sausage, Bacon and Egg on white for me
Bit of brown sauce too
The one I go to cooks the eggs literally perfectly every time. Pops open when you bite into it.
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i could use the emergency cash to purchase breakfast sandwiches AND Diet Coke, direct from a shop.

the DWP will never know.
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>>83144665
corre
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>>83144677
There's no harm in it de lad x
Cash is untraceable x
>>83144719
Proper lush simple as
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at least i have a special parcel on the way. just need to wait for the postie.
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Want to shag but can't. Frustrating.
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My emergency monies? Monero.
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>>83144832
good luck getting pop and a sarnie with that, me lad.
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>>83144809
Managed to shag but had to fake my entire personality to bag a decent bird, was pretty exhausting desu. Never again, gorgeous tits tho.
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Really fancy some Findus Crispy Ponkeks for breakfast. Maybe also Viennetta for breakfast pudding.
Also a low self esteem retail girlie to tag team violate but let us not get too carried away this fine Tuesday morning.
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>>83144905
Ffs. Reminds me of the Tesco goth girl I've been chatting to
Really want to shag her, she already gave me her number but I'm too afraid to let anything progress.
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hmm. i have just over enough Monero to pay off my overdraft overflow. but that's still LESS than the amount i have in emergency cash.

but if i combined the two, i would have enough to qualify for a Co-op delivery this afternoon, which would include Diet Coke and as many sandwiches as i could dream of. just not breakfast ones.
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>>83144832
Explain more. You put your bennies savings into monero to dodge the DWP?
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Brekkie soon is it
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This entire religion is matriarchal. Completely gynocentric in nature, as Otto Weininger correctly noted. Even as a race they only trace their lineage back via matrilineality
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Love Outdoor Boys videos me x
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>>83144937
I put my bennies savings into monero to buy stuff online
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Honestly think my experience with the Russian escort cunt has completely killed any interest I had in sex/women/porn.
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some motivation for the lads
we all alive in life x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce2KN06dS7c
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>>83145082
Watched a movie with that guy yesterday
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>>83145082
We all bored, switch to another gimmick x
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>gigahon

What being terminally online does to a tranny mf innit
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>"(...) a femininity they are otherwise perceived by some to lack (...) "
>wiktionary.org/wiki/hon

Nigger he's got a PENIS for christ's sake

What is wrong with these bugmen kek
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need a fanny in my life
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>>83145098
this is a good image, you may continue your ravings.
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Sleep broken as fuck. Work at 9. Mentally fried. Physically fried. Fuck everything
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>>83142754
>would rather be homeless and or kill yourself than pick up a role, maybe have your first line of coke at the works do, get led away round the back of the rugby club by the fit lass from work to snog

I can't believe there are anons I share this board with that have never had the snogging the hot girl from work on the works night out experience lol
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>>83142754
nigga y doe
jus get a partimer
yuou can fuck hookers 1nce a week
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>>83145137
You work so HHL's care home can organise another spacker excursion
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>Your account ending XXX will go over its agreed limit today, 18 NOV. To help you prevent fees being charged, pay in cleared funds by 3.30pm.

bit late for that, NatWest. did some creative accounting. think i'll order myself something nice at 3.31pm.
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>>83145213
>so raped he can't even clear his overdraft to a penny over so he doesn't get hit with a charge
>he's backflipping pittances of digital currency to be able to afford a brown bringing him a bag of groceries from co-op
immediately feel better about my life
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met some passoid transsexuals in their late 30s/early 40s
completely changed my perspective on age
cis people that age lose their soul but the dolls are a great time.
in one night my fear of getting old has changed to embrace

i hope i get to see them again they were all lovely
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keep having dreams about sucking nice big cocks. I'm genuinely not gay though and am in a long term loving hetero relationship. think I'd just like to give it a go once.
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Jesus Christ Amazon, I GET IT.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0OhlmYUwpM

Tick tock drafties innit X
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my granddad fought in World War II.
i am now too old to fight (and i have flat feet).

it is only right that the current generation of able-bodied young men fight for their country.
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>>83145415
>i have flat feet
Proof?
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radicalised incels
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>>83144444
Working from home today, oh yes.
Catberg will be thrilled.
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>>83145422
sure thing lad, don't see why not.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLimxbOcRKs

Good reportington this
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>gladiators
>takeshi's castle
>fort boyard
>crystal maze
>scraphead challenge
>robot wars
>raven
>time commanders
Oh my days watching reruns of these before school was peak. Also watching pic related before I even knew what SG1/Atlantis was.
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>>83145446
That looks really weird. Isn't it unwomfortable to walk with feet like that? Can you run?
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>>83145454
>my face at 3:38
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Want to touch booba
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>>83145493
grow fat
fondle self
pretend female
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https://voca.ro/1kUM6EE3Q0YR
I'M GOING TO NEED TO SEE YOUR UPRISING LOICENSE
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>>83145513
i feel like you expect everyone to know who this is (and i'm guessing it's a streamer)
he's right, if he's just talking about the whole "it's easier to tear down than build up" and "everything is getting worse" things. but practically speaking there isn't much that individuals like us can do. it's not really inaction through a lack of desire or anything.
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Want to touch female booba
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no wonder with the price of meat
what it is when you get it
never thought i'd live to see the day
men'd think it was a treat
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Posting youtube links should be a bannable offence imo
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>>83145454
bloody hell robots are getting insane. humies are finished.
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>>83145591
nah. but TikTok reposts and Reddit/Twitter screenshots should be.
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>>83145528
I decided a few days ago that I was going to just check out of politics and following the news cycle. Life is already shite enough without daily updates about how we're being consumed by the third world and being put under a digital control grid. And there's no way out of it.
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>>83145528
>but practically speaking there isn't much that individuals like us can do. it's not really inaction through a lack of desire or anything.
Yeah NTA but this is my opinion on things too. Yes, we are very much in decline, yes, we are seeing the utter destruction of the country before our eyes at the hands of rulers who are a mixture of retarded, ideologically captured religious zealots and also just plain and simple malice. I would love to be able to do something about it, but the truth is that I can't. The truth is that virtually nobody can.

People who scream about how you need to grow some balls and take to the streets, what the fuck are they thinking will actually change? 'Taking to the streets' is a way to get lots of angry young men, with their whole lives ahead of them, totally fucked forever by going to prison.

Political solutions aren't very feasible in my opinion. There's Reform, and I reckon they'll at least try, but will it go far enough fast enough? I don't think it's likely. That leaves non-political solutions i.e. a coup and that's even less likely, certainly it excludes 99% of the population right off the bat. Basically there's nothing any normal average person can do. It's shit but that's how things work, sometimes the bad guys win. Again, I'm hopeful, I'll always be hopeful for some kind of hail mary turnaround, but rationally I assess that it's not going to happen.
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>>83145626
silver lining to it all. if it becomes overwhelming and we opt out, at least our lives will be better for it.

i miss when the internet was universally fun, it was entertainment (even if it was sometimes academic/serious business/whatever).
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>>83145643
thing is we've HAD riots in recent memory, but it's over stupid shit, largely opportunism, and then people get bored. same with mass protests, really.

not that the feeling isn't there. but the last "something actually happens" was what, the poll tax riots?

i'm sure a few nutters will kill people here and there. but something like a coup is too organised. we'll all just moan and move on, no matter what happens.
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>>83145670
I don't disagree that we have had riots, but my point is, from an objective point of view what did they achieve?
In the sense of making government change their policy? Nothing.
In the sense of making the lives of the people rioting better? Less than nothing.

The government simply put the boot down on them, ran 24/7 kangaroo courts and locked people up for tweets. Nothing changed, no policy was amended or reversed and the government was able to claim some level of legitimacy in stopping 'da ebil far right!!!' which they have also segued into things like the sentencing report, the latest crime bill, the OSA and the push for digital ID. Ummm... hoorah?

I fully understand why people want to get in the streets, but objectively it achieves nothing. It's a pressure release valve that gets a couple of /ourguys/ arrested. Wow. Amazing. We're so back.

People who conflate chimping with achieving political change are retarded, sorry, I know their hearts are in the right place, but that view is retarded.
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My cat is purring liek fx on me rn bc she jst had Duck whiskas thats 1 of her favs Eventho I felt kinda bad cus ave been watching youtube videos of ducks lately including ducks that r pals with cats It is what it is if thats what she wants thats what she gets x n_n
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https://vocaroo.com/1cu1Dm9mB7LQ loool n_n <3
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>(((anthropic))) moneylender's paywall kicking in again after one single (!) prompt yielding a shortass response

This is legit the worst thing

Even openAI isn't acting as greedy as this, and sonnet isn't even that good in comparison
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Jst enjoy these videos of ducks in the rain
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Thr lady gets what she wants n_n
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Ngl how weird ist this. The Other day I said to zelda poster Estrella used to be a popular beer 10 yrs ago when he said how Moretti is trendy now. Ngl I jst noticed thats what he bought last night like a day after I said that. Ave not seen that In years nd years Legit.How strange?
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>>83145758
Do you work for free, retard?
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>>83145088
He's a great actor, love Are Mads
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>>83145826
Also kind of sexy. No homo.
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My step dad bought it i mean.yesterday
He ws working on a car outside frm about 10 in the morning until 8@ night. Just bc..I know my mam wants him to sell it nd stop wi the cars . Well she told me.
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morning crosslad
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Morning morning morning all good lads!
I hope you're well and staying warm.

WOAH a whopping 7 degrees. Got the heated blanket wrapped around my lower half as I WFH. What is your method of extra warmth besides feeding the energy giants?
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>>83145856
mornig pal x... massaged mammys feet last nite n nutted in my pants n_n
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>>83145875
>What is your method of extra warmth besides feeding the energy giants?

tramadols!
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>>83145875
dirty nonce pls fuck off
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>>83145880
>mornig

the REAL cross-kun would never use such foul language.
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>>83145882
hahaha, fibber, really do they make you feel warm or just that you don't care about the cold?
I have my meds but I take them at night and I had fluoxetine swapped out for mirtazapine a long time ago. Bastards haha.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxQW2GL64U0

This nigga still zesty asf lmao
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>>83145911
>really do they make you feel warm or just that you don't care about the cold?

probably both. but i mean if you get through the cold, you get through it, right? it'd only be a problem if harm was done, summat messes up homeostasis or you had hypothermia or whatever?

i know alcohol is one of those paradoxical ones in freezing/survival situations, but i'm not about to freeze to death in my flat. I THINK.
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Tuesday choons you say?
>Skunk Anansie - Weak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPglNjxVHiM
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>>83145916
cannot be fucked with this guy's video. just went and found the original DMM demo clips and fuck yeah they're on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEJDInk1NXQ

this shit blew my mind. and yet i never actually played The Force Unleashed. was it any good?
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>>83145927
I get ya, whatever gets the job done. But alcohol is probably the worst, raised blood pressure so you think you're warm and you discard clothing and blankets.
I get a short lived rush of warmth from the dude weed, I don't know what that is that causes that.
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>>83145969
Youre such a creep
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postie buzzed at just after 11 yesterday. 11:05 or so.

he could be here any minute now.
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>>83145984
What did you order, pal?
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>>83145939
>The Force Unleashed
Slick game for the 360, loved that shit as a teen. The level up system was super gratifying and in depth, you could customise your jedi abilities and even your lightsaber by swapping out kyber crystals and that. I do remember it having pretty rad physics, your skill tree had a move where you did a force pulse and all enemies and objects around you would ragdoll and be sent flying, or straight up explode depending on how strong your stats were. Pretty ahead of its time. All ea has to do is remaster that game and they would make a fucktillion dollars, too bad live service is where it's at now.
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That wisnae me n_n
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>van tailgating me in heavy motorway traffic
>another van in front
>keeping my distance so i can brake
>have to brake
>tailgater nearly smashes into me

>coming round busy island after the junction
>car pulls out in front of me nearly hits me
>pip my horn
>car swerves across 3 lanes of the island to pull in front of me at the lights on the island, blocking the next entrance
>gets out the car threatening me

What the fuck is wrong with people
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>>83146018
yeah i forgot what put me off. i think because i was a PClad and it was one of those "Xbox 360 first, shitty PC port later" type situations, maybe? plus reviews generally saying it wasn't quite what was promised blahblahblah.

time was i also give a shit about the overall story of Star Wars. all these novels and games where they'd come up with OCs, then they just outright give Darth Vader a super-mega-powered seekrit apprentice? FUCK YOU GUYS.
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>>83145856
Aye gd morning gna have another hour in bed tho as am away out.
Have a nice day
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Me on the frijj strawby milshKes ~_~
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was always more of a Yazoo man myself

these big bottles, mind. less childish somehow.
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>>83146057
shut the fuck up you womanly faggot.
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>>83146072
When stoned I would wait until I was really thirsty then chug a chocolate one of these from the back of the fridge, straight up eye rolling heroine.
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postie two doors down
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>>83146072
Ihad the mint choccy 1 a while ago cus that was.nice
However overall its like thin nd water like
Its OK,but
Frijj is a lot nicer nd thicker
Its like red top milk nd blue
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Fr some reason they removed the dragon years ago.
I noticed they got rid of the wee boy on haribo star mix as well.its jst the bear now
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>>83146057
Those cats will have massive shits
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>>83146072
>>83146143
American-tier poison
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Seasidemark flooding the Youtube search results so people can't see WrongunEdwards uploafs of that time Mark dated a mentally handicapped Scottish woman that was over half his age.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVrhXl0Y6IA
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12 days until my next escort visit. What should I do to prepare and play this one right to set myself up for return visits?

>be hygienic, obviously
>be polite and respectful
>try to avoid being clingy (this will be hard)
>tell her before that I'm inexperienced and nervous
>thank her for her time and offer a tip at the end

Any other suggestions?
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>>83146179
Not illegal what he did so who cares
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>>83146193
I suggest just stroking it instead because prostitution is very expensive habit
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83146193
boring spastic
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I once met up with an escort in a hotel but ended up just not feeling into it. I realised in the moment that I wanted a woman to want me, genuinely, not just be there to satisfy my physical desires for some money. In the end we just chatted for a couple hours and ordered room service. To her credit she was very professional about it all, when I told her I couldn't do it because I wanted it to be 'real' she still kept up the act and said she was very real and could make me really happy, but I turned her down. Paid her for her time, though she stayed like two hours over because the chat and food was nice. I told her the time was about to run out and she said she doesn't mind because she didn't have anything else to do that day so yeah. She was Russian but spoke good English. Basically a therapy session with a hot girl and nice food.
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i am no longer troubled by external things.
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I know a guy who would spend days at a time in the whorehouse. He drank, ate and slept there. All while snorting cocaine and fucking a prozzie a couple of times a day. He has genital warts now and high blood pressure.
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>She's 5/10
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Much like energy policy, home building, welfare reform, legal immigration etc. the 'tackling' of illegal immigration will follow the same pattern. Strong rhetoric, a few token cases dealt with, and then the quiet regularisation of the current paradigm with some shuffling of the wording used to describe it.
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>>83146251
He gives them drink and drugs, and they're usually stupid and/or mentally disabled
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>>83145875
You are lucky it's so warm where you are
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Lovely and warm here in Gibraltar oh aye x
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feels like it could be a fascinating day
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>>83146286
30 minutes of wageslaving left, nearly there
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>>83146258
hi Zelda poster impostor, what are your thoughts on the Zelda film?
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did Cloudflare just shit the bed? feels like half the web isn't working all of a sudden.
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Should it be government policy to try to ensure every man gets a woman?
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>>83146334
Yes it did, there's a major outage.
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>>83146350
glad it's not just me.

>downdetector is down
aaaaaaaaa
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>cloudflare mass outage affecting the entire web

Ruh-roh

WW3 is starting, is it not
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>>83146362
Not the entire web. Not every site uses Cloudflare.
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>>83146326
Those ears alone are enough to never watch this
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>>83146343
How could that possibly work?
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Gais club biccys turned into a choco bar..gna try in co op
>>83146334
Ikr
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>>83146387
It would work very well, and greatly improve society and productivity.
Or do you mean how would it be done?
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It will be a lot dearer in the co tho. Yday in the co I got 2 ice teas. 2 tic tacs. 6 quid smth. What the fudge
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>>83146384
i thought elf ears was one of those things cosplayers had just SOLVED. but then trying to look for examples, it's easy to see where the ear ends and the latex begins.

they should cast one of those mentals who gets elf ear surgery. people were on about them casting that woman who was born a man, so why not.
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>>83146409
Yes how would it be done?
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Playing GTA V, just put all me money in Lifeinvader after I blew the CEOs head off, but the stock keeps plummeting I'm down 20%, god I hope this recovers.
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Gais Ngl at the end of the day its pretty kool but ave had a orange club before its gna tastethe exact same dont really need a taste review
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>>83146423
How do you invest your money in real life?
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>>83146404
>co op
corrr i envy you, Crossy. they've got these Diet Coke crates on for 8.50. cheaper than Amazon, that. but i don't have a Co-op near me ;_;
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>>83146421
There are lots of things can be done. We used to have a society that incentivised it.
Could have arranged marriages. Could take away women's rights. End no fault divorces, ban dating apps. Give tax relief to married couples and make the woman pay a fee if she wants to get divorced. Disallow women from voting. Disallow women from working.
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>>83146443
I disagree that forcing women to marry men they don't like would create a better society. I think it would be a worse society except for incels.
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>>83146362
>cloudflare mass outage affecting the entire web

I dindu nuffin.
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>>83146468
Too bad, when the country is islamic in 20 years that's how it'll be
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>>83146479
I don't think so lad. Even in many actually Islamic countries today it's not like that
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>>83146474
Whats wrong with her mouth?
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>>83146468
It would be better for men and women. Allowing women to make decisions is one of the biggest mistakes in history which has ruined women's lives.
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>>83146503
I don't think it would be lad. It wouldn't be better for me. I'm happy knowing that my wife actually wants to be with me. I've noticed it's only men who've ruined their own life who talk the way you are talking now
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the hacker known as Lollers, at it again
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>>83146503
Why is every society in which your social values are prevalent a third world shithole where child marriage and honour killings are the norm, then?
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>>83146474
I wondered why Grok wasn't working
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I'm an objectively good looking guy, like no cap I've posted my face/body on other sites before and have been consistently rated around 7.8. I'm also 6'1", so not short either. No deformities, no scars, no weird things going on. Body is lean though admittedly not ripped.

Yet I'm still a virgin at 26. I have approached thousands of women over the years and all of them reject me. They are disgusted by me. They find being in my presence revolting, almost as if I had TMAU (I don't).

The fuck is going on with me lads?
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>>83146525
Probably something that has nothing to do with the way you look.
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>>83146487
We don't have the trendy effeminate secular Muslims in the UK that soi filled doughnuts like you want to imagine are all Muslims. We have predominantly the booga booga caveman sharia Muslims from inbred caves in the arsehole of Pakistan and they have political leverage. Keep crying about "incels" though lol.
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>UK net migration 20% lower in 2024 than first thought, ONS says


UK net migration 20% lower in 2024 than first thought, ONS says
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>>83146516
As well as every western country until about the year 1950 you mean? "Coincidentally" before they started going to shit?
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>>83146516
It's not. The values I'm talking about existed in all of European history before 1950 and it was better. Women's happiness is at the lowest levels ever and rates of depression at the highest levels ever.

It turns out that whoring yourself out and sleeping around and working yourself to death for some company and never having kids doesn't make women happy.

Women are bad decision makers since they're motivated by emotions and feelings. They choose the worst possible men (psychopaths who give them tingles) and then get slept with in one night stands and abused. They vote to allow rapey men from Africa and Middle East to enter their country and then they can't safely walk down the street any more.
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>>83146532
Alright lad I'm sure your bizarre obsessions are guiding you towards a happy life, enjoy
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>>83146479
I'm Moroccan and if I could get a free wife by going back, believe me I would. It might actually be harder there because there's barely any black girls (the only women who seem to like me)
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Iiving with a hidden disabiIity fish odour syndrome.
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>>83146534
Good news lads, it wasn't 1,000,000 new people, it was ONLY 800,000!
(assuming we can trust the official statistics anyway which are known to be very dodgy to say the least)

Not news.
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>>83146251
She has a hairy lawn, oh aye
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>>83146546
NPC short circuit lol
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i think the Cloudflare outage is more important than anything else going on right now.
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>>83146545
>They vote to allow rapey men from Africa and Middle East to enter their country and then they can't safely walk down the street any more.
These men agree with you when it comes to women, yet high IQ white people overwhelmingly don't. Why do you think that is?
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>>83146569
I have no idea what you are on about. You are probably confused NPC misled by media echo chambers and an inability to think for yourself.
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there is a difference between arranged marriages and forced marriages, and arranged marriages work out more than you might think.
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This wifeanon is a bit cringe. Always coming in with feminist and pro-immigration views, because he doesn't want to offend his wife.
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>>83146578
I still prefer our current system
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>>83146569
NPC cognitive dissonance lol
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>>83146576
>I have no idea what you are on about.
It's a pretty easy to understand sentence, lad. You must be rather low IQ, which makes sense given your political views.
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>NPC

This is what people say when they want to pretend they're better than people who have much better lives. It's always some lad who is 27 and lives with his mum sneering at happy functional people
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>>83146593
I probably have the highest IQ in this thread. You are an NPC who doesn't understand basic concepts, so it's a waste of time talking to you.
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In the argument for liberalism vs illiberalism (in the classic sense of both) people get obsessed with making it a universalist framework. The entire world must either be liberal or illiberal. It's worth considering that liberalism produced the greatest civilisation in the history of the planet when practiced by Anglos, but has for the most part been neutral to caustic when implemented elsewhere by other people.

It is entirely possible that liberalism is just the local maximum for Anglos to run their civilisation, while other peoples are simply better suited to other forms of social/political/economic governance.

This shouldn't be some taboo verboten sacrilege, who gives a fuck is England prospers under liberalism while somewhere like China prospers under Asiatic national socialism? Literally what does it matter?
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Said I'd stay off the AI chat but I just can't. FUCK SAKE.
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>>83146593
When I say I have no idea what you are on about, I mean your assertion is incorrect, not backed up by evidence, and you have conflicting views in your head at the same time.
Take some time to work it through in your head before speaking again.
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>>83146598
No its what we say when we recognise you're an NPC. If that word comes up a lot in conversations for you maybe that means something lol. You are fundamentally missing the part of sentience that allows thinking beyond rote conditioned learning. It's obvious when you post. You need really basic stuff explained to you but also believe you're intelligent. It's tedious.
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>>83146613
Men from Africa and the Middle East overwhelmingly agree with you when it comes to women's rights, yet men in Europe overwhelming don't. It's why women's rights in Europe are much greater than they are in either Africa or the Middle East. How hard is this to understand?
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>>83146615
Ok lad, I mean you have nothing and you are nothing. But at least you're not an NPC right? Lol.
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>>83146578
isn't arranged marriages just another way of saying forced marriage without sounding like a dick?
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>>83146640
Arranged = your parents choose a spouse but you're free to say yes or no
Forced = you're not free to say yes or no
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Aligning yourself with third world rapists is a bad look. While not everything to come from modernity has been beneficial, it is, actually and unironically, a good thing when women are able to walk down any street at any time of day or night in their own country without having legitimate concerns over being raped.
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>>83146637
You have the kind of unremarkable mediocre intelligence suited for writing UCAS personal statements but since you're still coasting by on that at an advanced age with other unremarkable mediocre people it doesn't dawn on you we already got bored of that when we were 17. Textbook NPC.
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>>83146655
These lads are just telling on themselves that they know deep down no woman will ever love them. It would be sad if they weren't utter cunts who deserve it
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>>83146655
>Aligning yourself
NPC herd animal
>a bad look
NPC herd animal
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>>83146654
>Forced marriage: There is no meaningful consent. The person is coerced-through violence, threats, emotional blackmail, kidnapping, or being trapped (e.g., taken abroad and passport confiscated) -into marrying against their will.

WTF?!
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wouldnt mind aligning my cock with ruths arse
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>>83146659
You seem to be mostly using your superior intelligence to construct mental gymnastics that make you feel superior to those who are far more successful than you are.
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>>83146640
Literally depends on who/what/where/when.

A 13 year old Pakistani girl living in Bradford in 2025 being sent home for an 'arranged' marriage to a 25 year old first cousin that things women are property? Yeah sorry, that's forced regardless of what local pro-Pakistani advocacy charities will say. If she says no she's getting beaten at best and disappeared at worst in an honour killing.

A 17 year old son of a yeoman in 1613 whose parents meet with another couple in town to propose a match? That sort of thing WAS voluntary and frequently the matched people didn't want to go through with it and nobody held it against them. Of course there would be cultural context of pressure, wealth, status etc. but at the end of the day you really could just say no.
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>I never went to uni. I was too intelligent for that, I got bored of the whole idea when I was 17. Instead, I spent my university years sitting alone playing computer games made for children. That's what someone with remarkable intelligence does.
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>>83146671
Haha yeah that's great lad. Now, since you agree with all their views, you must be planning on moving to the DRC some time soon, right? I hear Kinshasa is lovely this time of year.
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>>83146690
lol seething midwit
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>>83146704
If I'm a midwit I'm pretty happy with that lad, I've done well in life.
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>>83146588
why? when incels go on about 'sexual Marxism' and 'state-given girlfriends' and all that shite, this is like a softer version of that.

wouldn't say it's illiberal, you're still free to choose. it's just like some autism-machine-on-high decided to min-max your circumstances in advance, should you so wish. that would be detrimental to us, scum NEETs, but an overall society? mite b cool.
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>>83146696
Yawn. You're thick, which is fine, but you're also boring af which is a shame.
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the paedophile known as Lollers, at it again
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>>83146713
Falling in love is nice
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Imagine being a woman and getting forced to marry a sad sack like Ruthmong
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>>83146716
Shouldn't you be looking at flights to Kabul, lad? They agree with you 100% when it comes to women's rights, no whiny feminists or basedboy libtards there!
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>>83146734
That would be horrific, but even in the most intense arranged marriage cultures that would never happen to be fair.
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Love didnt exist until it took the modern economically lucrative shape we know and love from films and TV circa 1960 onwards
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>>83146566
More important than the SSM nonce allegations?
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>>83146738
You say that as if England is so removed from somewhere like Kabul lol. It's not the 1990s mate. No need.
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>>83146750
Marie was 23 when they first met. All above board me leed.
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>>83146738
Notice how you glossed over why women consistently vote for more of those men in the country
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What really makes me laugh sometimes is when people trot out the BASED FAMILY VALUES line about Africans. Anyone who has actually met and interacted with and conversed with Africans knows that it's entirely performative. They all cheat, every single one of them. They all beat their kids, they all either personally try to curse their family members (they literally believe this stuff btw, no that's not hyperbole and I know as a normal westerner it sounds like it's a joke but they genuinely believe in witchcraft/voodoo/curses etc. yes all of them yes really) or have multiple examples of it happening to them or some relative (not that it's real, they just think it is). They're just stone age people living in a world with electricity.
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>>83146770
They don't have elections there.
https://www.voanews.com/a/taliban-ban-afghan-political-parties-citing-sharia-violations/7228136.html
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>>83146770
>grr talk about what I want you to talk about!
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>>83146770
NTA but what's been glossed over? Yeah, women overwhelmingly vote for what they perceive to be high status, which in 21st century western context is 'just be nice to people!'. Did you know that women in 1933 German women overwhelmingly voted for the NSDAP?
Women are herd/status voters, lad.
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>>83146784
Lol. British women, vote for them to come here, vote for parties who will bring more here. British women overwhelmingly want men from backwards shithole countries here. They don't want for mass migration of more bald pale ale drinking soi boys like (You).
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feeling a bit panicky for some reason today lads, not nice
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Wifemong ruined another thread
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>>83146724
no it isn't. i have been in love several times, it's even been reciprocated. and i would much rather cut out that cancer before it takes root.

i will destroy all love.
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I fucking love Angry Ginge. Thinking about changing my name to something like that. "Frazzled Brown" or something
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Back from home from me voluntary work. Fuck me it was freezing out there today. Hands and feet were numb by the end. Got meself a wacon and egg saunie from the sandwich shop on the way homes and now having a wuppa with that heating on full blast. It's a hard life but someone has to do it.
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>>83146838
Good on you, this is the one decent thing you do
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>decent
>works for zero pay
lol ok mate
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>>83146850
That's what's decent about it lad
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>>83146861
>it's virtuous to be a slave
Nietzsche was right.
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>>83146861
You're a fucking fool mate
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it's like how Jimmy Saville was a Catholic
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>>83146850
That was Sean replying to himself. Note the different posting syntax.
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>a "wage packet" from Shlomocorp is the only reason to perform any action at all
Sad
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>>83146868
What does it even mean to profess to be a catholic when you do what he did? Like really in what sense is he a catholic?
Yeah sure we can make jokes about paedo priests, but lets take catholicism in good faith for a minute.
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running late for wageying aswell today, fuck it, they can sack me if they want
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its like you just figured out how the world works
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>>83146877
Voluntary, reciprocal labour contracts are one of the very few things in history which have directly improved the quality of life for the average person.
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>>83146628
Both incorrect in isolation, and a misrepresentation of what I said, and also not even an argument.

"Some people you don't like might have a slightly similar opinion about one thing, bet you feel foolish now".
This is "Hitler drank water" levels of debate.
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>>83146838
You work for free lol
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>>83146891
>Both incorrect in isolation
How?
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>>83146863
>>83146867
It's virtuous to do something selfless once in a while.
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>>83146890
HHL gets fresh air out the house for an hour where he's made IRL mates to socialise with and play fortnite with. This is a bad thing, shameful laughable thing in your opinion?
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Imagine being such a retarded zogged seether you cant even picture how something is worth doing if there isn't a talmudic carrot dangling on a stick
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Back homes now from (paid) work. Time for a wee nap
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>>83146224
>She was Russian but spoke good English
What was her name?
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From Aban b. Austin (the story of the Banburyi who entered upon Abu Abd Allah):

The Imam called him by his name, which no one knew-it was Shippy. He said to him, "O Shippy, what is your craft?"

He said, "I am a delivery driver who studies the stars."... until he (the Imam) said: "What is the name of the star which, when it rises, agitates the camels?"

He said, "I don't know."

He said, "You have spoken the truth."

He said, "What is the name of the star which, when it rises, agitates the cattle?"

He said, "I don't know."

He said, "You have spoken the truth."

He said, "What is the name of the star which, when it rises, agitates the dogs?"

He said, "I don't know"

He said, "You have spoken the truth in saying, 'I don't know.""

Then he said, "What is Zuhal (Saturn), with you, among the stars?"

Shippy said, "An inauspicious star."

Abu Abd Allah said, "Do not say that. It is the star of the Commander of the Faithful (peace be upon him)-the star of the legatees. It is the 'Piercing Star' which God Most High mentioned in His Book.
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Oh noes not me voluntary, reciprocal labour contracts lmao yeah it's called having a laugh and getting out for a bit you weird homosexual
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>>83146902
He could go for a walk. Yet he chooses to do hard labour for no pay lol
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>>83146901
I am not convinced that it is possible to perform entirely selfless acts. I think even superficially selfless acts are ultimately motivated by self-interest. That's fine though, literally nothing wrong with that. What I find truly perverse is that some people think you can only be doing something good if you are doing it (at least ostensibly) for selfless reasons.

>>83146902
No, none of that is bad, that all sounds fine. But that's not what we're talking about. We're talking about him working for free. Anything else that comes from it is tangential and irrelevant and can absolutely be good, but the fact remains he is performing slave labour. I'm sure that actual slaves still have friends.
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>>83146902
Now imagine the exact same scenario except he gets paid. Surely that would be favourable, no?
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>>83146920
Slave labour is involuntary by definition. So voluntary work is not slave labour
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"You can never be forgiven for the things that you've done
And so it falls to my hands to end the prodigal son!"
"You cannot imagine the beautiful bounty of Chaos"
"Those things I'd never even wish to know!"
"There is still your potential that shines through
Imagine the unfulfilled glories we'd see to!"
"That you'd still think I seek any glory
Betrays the true blindness that has overcome you!
I recall the virtues I stood for
I recall the struggles and the things that we have done!
I will not be deterred from my vengeance
I remember the lessons passed on to the Sons!
I am one of the Emperor's Children
I am Rylanor, and I am the Ancient of Rites!
So I reject you for now and for always!
To strike you down, I have waited for a million nights!"
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>>83146224
Cringeasaurus Rex
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>>83146927
You're right, in reality what Sean is doing is closer to indentured servitude. But at that point it's sort of a 'you say toMAYto, I say toMARto' situation.
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>>83146922
I doubt he cares because he's not a boring gimp like you. He has a good time and moves on. He'll garn greggs after seeing his volunteer pals and he won't put 5 seconds of thought into it while you froth at the mouth and cry about contracts. Based.
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>>83146927
The DWP is forcing them to do that shit though
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>>83146938
He's a simpleton basically. If he's happy living in the moment and just passively experiencing stuff, good for him.
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How big is your cock, lads? Be honest. Mines is about 5 inches I think. But I'm fat so I think the pouch is eating some of it.
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>>83146953
Cope how you want, he's won
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>>83146964
It's not coping, I said I'm happy for him.
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>>83146963
average length but pretty skinny
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>>83146963
A little under 7, average thickness.
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>>83146963
Mine is 8 inches. Never been in a woman and probably never will. Girth is average, not very thick.
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Another wuppa garn down the hatch. Feel nice and warms now, time for some Fortnite x
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>>83146977
Honest question lad, why not play any other game? Fortnite is such utter dogshit yet it's all you play. Why?
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>>83146986
Helper is a pro at Crash Team Racing, lid. Wumpagrind king.
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>>83146986
I don't think he even plays it, just says he does. I reckon most of what he posts here is just lies.
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>>83146986

I do play other games but right now Fortntie is what I mostly enjoy killing time on. I might download that Dreamcore game on my laptop later. It looks womfy.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2453060/Dreamcore/
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>>83147003
Why would he lie about playing fortnite
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>>83147010
Liminal spaces and backrooms are so dumb. I don't get why it became a thing.
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>>83147010
Lad it's a psychological horror game that is functionally a very slow paced walking simulator. What on earth about that is appealing? Your brain seems fried ngl.

>>83147014
This too, and they want to charge 12.79 for it? LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>83147014
I don't get why your paedophile dad thought he would get away with looking at that stuff at work
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>>83147019
What are you referring to here?
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>>83147014
>Liminal spaces and backrooms are so dumb. I don't get why it became a thing.
I think it's because it's so accessible to normies. A normie sees an empty playground or a hallway in an office, takes a pic, applies a washed out or high contrast filter to it and posts it with #liminalspaces and gets easy updoots from other retard normies.

Liminal spaces as a term has lost all meaning.
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>>83147025
Probably also because normies see a space without people in it and think it's scary or spooky because they're oversocialised leftists. In reality there is nothing spooky or weird about an empty room, it's just boring.
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>>83147024
Your nonce dad who's signing on that register now and your mum divorced him after the trial
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>>83147031
He wasn't looking at it at work you mong. He was actually a lot more careful than that. He just got done because his ring got infiltrated by plod. Not sure how you even fucking know about it anyway
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>>83147031
Think you have me confused with someone else. My dad is in his 70s and dying. He's never been on trial, and he never divorced my mum.
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I'll tell you what's most annoying about the Russian escort situation is that she said I had really beautiful eyes when I was giving her oral. She said she wished she had blue eyes like mine which made me blush.

I don't know whether I should treasure that or if she was lying. Why did I have to get hurt this way lads :(
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>>83147014
i get what people see in it, but it's such a one-off gimmick. as a former /x/phile i'm pretty glad they all moved on from haunted computer games.
backrooms is just Slender Man for the next generation. image + description in a forum post, everyone pretends it's a spooky mythos, we get creative/cool shit out of it. that's fine by me.
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>>83147042
Yeah he was mixing you up with me I think. I don't even remember mentioning it on here though so I have no idea how he came up with it. He also got the details wrong, there was no trial, my dad pled guilty in the end.
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>>83147018

Because I need to play more stuff like that and rewire my brain. I'm also trying to rewire my brain to crave food again when I'm drunk instead of wags. It's not not gonna be easy but I should be able to do it. I just want go to back to the womfy days of wooze and wizzas/webab wraps.
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>>83147056
How about you rewire your brain with a razorblade, little lad.
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>>83144162
Generally I think Indians look gross, and the colour of the pussy isn't good either.
There are a few (rare) hot Indians such as Konnie Huq, who probably originate from upper caste that have European admixture from when Aryans invaded northern India, and they basically have European facial features but with slightly light brown skin.
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please saar she us a bangladesh rat not Punjabi saaaaaar
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>>83147069

Never understood random mean posts like this. I mean, what's the point? Making me feel bad or yourself better? If anything this just makes me feel bad for you because you spend your limited time on this earth being an internet troll and energy vampire. I know, this is 4chan but still the psychology behing posts like this just screams "I'm unhappy and I'm gonna take it out on strangers on the internet".
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I'm a foreigner (Latin American) living in England, and I'm seriously considering opening a small cafe in a medium sized English city - not London. Think places like Bristol, Bath, York, Norwich, Canterbury, Chester, or Cambridge.

Concept:
* Specialty coffee & tea
* Pastries + some savoury items
* Whole cakes made to order (birthdays, weddings, events - this is my background)

Basically something between a bakery-cafe and a US-style specialty coffee shop.

Here's what I can't wrap my head around:

Every time I check commercial listings - Rightmove Commercial, Zoopla Commercial, or private agents - rents are routinely 1,800-3,500 per month for quite small spaces. On top of that, there are "premium" or "goodwill" payments (20k-120k) for the existing business, fixtures, equipment, and the right to take over the site.

ChatGPT estimated that to actually open the cafe - equipment, fit-out, food-safety setup, initial stock, staff, and a cash buffer - I'd be looking at 130k-220k realistically.

So here's my question:

How are small cafe owners paying rent, business rates, insurance, utilities, suppliers, staffing, and still managing to survive?
Is the business model genuinely supporting these costs... or is there something I'm missing as someone new to the English market?
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>>83147099
Better idea is to deport yourself back to where you came from. Cheers.
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>>83147098
Guaranteed that you've made loads of similar posts throughout the years. You act all reasonable now but you go mental as soon as you've had a sniff of a beermat
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>>83147098
Says a lot about you that you take random posts seriously. Get a fucking grip, little lad. You threaten people all the time when you're on the piss. Glass houses and all that.
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>>83147103
I have indefinite leave to remain
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>>83147099
Don't need more cafes or foreigners unless you're a bunda bunda booty bitch then you can be a prossie.
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>>83147109
I don't give a shit. That's something that needs to be got rid of, it's a ridiculous concept.
"Oh we couldn't get rid of him after years so let him stay forever".
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>>83147104
>>83147106
to be fair to him, that's a rare wise HelperLad posting.

we're all just dickheads on the internet, at the end of the day.
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>>83147115
Sorry lad but it's not your decision
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>>83147123
It's not your decision either. The laws will be changed in the future. You are going back.
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>>83147106
To be fair to helper, being an arsehole when sober is 10x worse than being an arsehole when drunk. At least when you're drunk you have an excuse for your shitty behaviour. You're definitely a much worse human being than HHL.
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>>83147120
Trip on nappy poopy pants.
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>>83147128
Ok. I'll be eligible to apply for citizenship soon, so they'll have to be quick.
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>>83147136
Citizenship won't matter. Stop being a parasite you fucking locust.
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Third world shitter opening a smelly cafe. LMAO!
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>>83147140
I'm not a parasite lad I work. If citizenship doesn't matter then citizenship becomes meaningless
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>>83147099
first off, i fucking hate you. i hate everything about you, and your lifestyle, and your drives.

that said, yeah, quirky little cafes pop up and die. greasy spoons aren't a thing any more. chains can barely manage it. shop units sit empty for years. with pubs it was breaking away from the brewery/landlord system but fuck knows what's going on with cafes. they probably do just get lucky, a ton of rich students will pay a fiver for a coffee if your shop is the bestest one.
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You lot wouldn't lost 5 seconds in helpers shoes. Takes a hard bastard to walk a mile in them.
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>>83147150
>i fucking hate you. i hate everything about you, and your lifestyle, and your drives.

What's all that about, angry lad?
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>>83147146
Citizenship becomes meaningless if anyone can obtain it. Only people of the nation should be citizens.
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>>83147168
Not anyone can obtain it. There is strict criteria
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>Racheal reeves looks to introduce a milkshake tax to plug the 50bn hole in the UK finances
Fucking massive kek.
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>>83147160
i'm not racist, just classist.
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>>83147173
Anyone who goes through the criteria can become a citizen. You fucking mong, shut the fuck up now.
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>>83147180
I'm not inside the British class system though
>>83147181
Not anyone can go through the criteria though. You sound so angry lad. What has gotten a bee in your bonnet?
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>>83147186
You obviously. Nobody wants you here. Go away.
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Can't stop eating these trebor soft mints corr.
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>>83147197
People want me here lad. I have an amazing social life here in the UK, never imagined it really. I thought people in England would be a little colder and more restrained than they are in Latin America, but I was wrong. People are so friendly!
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>>83147174
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like, these taxes hit hard
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>>83147174
Fucking Yazoo Mafia at it again. Kinell.
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Mong boy eating mints.
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Can you just go to your GP and ask for an autism test? Or do you need a reason? Does it need to be severe enough or some shit like that?
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>>83147217
Yeah but the waiting list is 36 months
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>>83147221
Bruh. Well there's no cure for this shit so it's not like a formal diagnosis would change anything.
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>>83147181
Nice to see Wews get a popular meme reposted. I membah playing Pokemon Black 2 and listening to his channel in the early days corrrr. Womfy times my lids
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>>83147217
No you can't. You need to have a reason why you think you might be autistic, and specifically what problems you have in your life.

Wait list on the NHS is 3-5 years, but if you are in England there are private providers you can use where the wait is 3-6 months and the NHS will pay for it via Right to Choose.
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My mouth has suddenly started closing in the wrong place about a week ago, which means my chewing teeth don't touch any more, and it's driving me crazy.
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>>83147244
>You need to have a reason why you think you might be autistic, and specifically what problems you have in your life
Well yeah, I just meant do I have very obviously autistic for a GP to take it seriously.
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>>83147269
do I have to be*
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>>83147269
No you just need a reason like I said.
If you turn up and say "I want an autism diagnosis" they will ask why, and they have a medical model of autism, so if your reason is just "because I want to know" that won't be good enough, you need a medical reason (e.g. there are things you are struggling with which autism would explain).
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GIVE IT UP FOR SSM FOR HAVING A 4 DAY MELTY OVER HIS PAST DEGENERATE ACTIONS!
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>playing dumb
>he thinks I don't know about his wrongun father who was caught with thousands of cat c images
Lawl
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Thank God I got my diagnosis before the waiting lists went mental. By the way, the NHS more often than not doesn't recognise private diagnoses because they aren't as thorough and are often a private business. They diagnose positive more often because they have an incentive for recommendations.
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>>83147281
Yeah that's fine, I'd only be doing this to know for sure for myself. I have a vaguely functional life but I'm totally incapable socially.
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>>83147302
Sounds similar to me. I got diagnosed a few years ago. I have a high IQ so am pretty functional but I'm completely socially inept, unaware of social cues, don't have friends etc.
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>>83147288
Who are you talking about?
Also, a son isn't responsible for the actions of his father.
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I'm a white paki, anyone else here similar?
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>>83147324
No such thing and not possible.
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>>83147334
Sean is a white paki
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>>83147338
Paki is an ethnicity which has brown skin 100% of the time.
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>>83147340
Sean is spiritually a paki
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I am a white African but only when my boyfriend glazes me in cum.
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>>83147334
A white paki is where a white woman is forced to convert to Islam and walks around with a hijab. Seen a few of them in my time in Oldham
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so is India Judaism, Pakistan Christianity, Bangladesh Islam? like Pokemon Red/Gold/Advance where the middle one is correct?
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>>83147347
That's just a white Muslim
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>>83147295

Same. I only waited about 3 months before getting my tism' wiagnosis.
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>>83147334
It is possible. I'm living proof. Certain ethnic groups in northern Pakistan can be very light skinned.
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>>83147364
Post your white hand then holding a piece of paper saying something
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>>83147367
I'm sorry I can't do that. I'm obese.
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>>83147368
Are you so obese that you can't move your arms?
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Citizenship granted can be citizenship revoked. Simple as.
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>>83147361
Did they ask you to do weird tests like show them how you'd make a wuppa and read from a story book?
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Pakis belong in Pakistan. Simple fact.
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>>83147378
No but you know what will happen. I'll post a photo of my hand. And yes, it will prove I'm a white paki. Beyond any doubt. But then suddenly the conversation shifts. It's not "you're not a white paki, there's no such thing" anymore. It becomes "look at how fat you are, look at your big fat hands, you're obese, they look like boxing gloves."

I can't take that lad. My self esteem is fragile as it is.
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>>83147217
I've never been tested for autism and while I'm sure I don't have it, my work colleagues often joke that I do regularly. It's too late for me to get on bennies as I've proven I can work, but it's not too late for you to get a diagnosis and clean out the dwp lad.
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>>83147388
I don't care if you are fat. You've already told us you are so it's not exactly a secret. If someone says you are fat you can just say "yes, I know".
The real reason you won't post it is because you have dark brown hands.
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>>83147361
You clearly don't have autism though
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>>83147388
They'll pretend your Indian like they did with DVDlad.
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>>83147395
Well yeah, that's why he posted the smug apu, he knows it's all just a grift to get bennies
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>>83147358
>Muslim
Also known as a paki
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>>83147403
Someone should report him to the DWP. it's not right
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>>83147410
Nice bait faggy
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tiredness has caught up with me but hopefully yous all have a nice day! good night
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>>83147390
That isn't how it works lad. I mean you are probably ugly (no offense) but if someone at the shop said "Holy fuck you're ugly!" you're not going to say "Yes I know" are you? You'll feel like shit.
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Sorry to have to inform you of this lads, but I'd literally bang any one of you out.
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>>83147422
You are fat lol. I can say that without a picture. Fatty.
You have no logic in your fat brainlet.
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>>83147395
>you clearly don't have autism
>posts video of him looking and acting autistic standing around on his own not talking to anyone

Not sure what you're going for here lad but it's not it.
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>>83147411
Nets closing in already lad

Forcing him to pick littler to retain his bennies is just the start of it

>oh we see here from the past 6 months you are perfectly willing and able to work (for free)
>we are well aware you have "autism" but you have shown great improvements
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>>83147388
>fat
>fat
>obese

we know what this is REALLY about, anon.

it's your hairy knuckles (admit it.)
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>>83147389
>It's too late for me to get on bennies as I've proven I can work

PIP has nothing to do with whether you work or not
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Just post the fat brown hand so we can all have a laugh and get on with our days lad
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>>83147421
Me? Just finished a 90 minute nap
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>>83147430
You're already making me feel like shit and I haven't even posted the photo! No lad, you've confirmed it. I'm making the right decision for my mental health.
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>>83147416
What bait? In the UK Muslims are known as pakis.
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>>83147438
Hard for me to convince a PIP panel that I struggle with autism despite working and having a mortgage.
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>>83147442
Fucking lazy as shit in this thread. Jobless people constantly napping and sleeping multiple times per day.
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HHL is a psychopath, a master manipulator, a true charmer. he's like Christian Bale in American Psycho. you never know whether he's showing his true face, or if it's all an act.
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>>83147449
Pakis are known as Paki. Not all Pakis are Muslim and not be Muslim, and not all Muslims are Pakis.
>I fell for the bait and replied, in the full knowledge that he already knew this
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>>83147452
"Yes I can function on good days but I need X, Y and Z to keep it together." That's how I did it lad. I'm on top rate
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>>83147454
Did Patrick Bateman wear nappies?
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>>83147457
If a white person became a Muslim we mentally put them in the paki category
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Let's see your fat brown hands, we all need a good laugh
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>>83147395
>not a single non-white face in this video

Corr can you imagine future generations seeing this video. Will seem like a completely different country to them.
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>>83147470
Ok fuck it I'll take a photo hang on
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>>83147470
Lets see yours, bullymong
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>>83147473
Yes Sunderland is a bastion of greatness
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>>83147477
>bullymong
Only from the safety of being anonymous behind his keyboard.
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>>83147475
This is your hand
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Here you go lads. Now I hope the bullying can stop.
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QRD on that lads dad being a paedo?
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Masturbated to some futa-on-male Sims 4 porn just now, it was quite lush ngl. Now back to work lol.
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Smegma is actually a good thing. I've been trying to have more smegma.
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>>83147503
Lollers' father?
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>>83147513
Ruthmong probably has no smegma as Turk's generally are circumcised
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Afternoon chaps. At work bored as fuck. Dad owns the company so nobody can make me work properly
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>>83147518
Why do you think about his penis so much?
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>>83147503
>>83147515
No it's my father. And there's not much to know. He was trading CP in a paedo ring, got arrested, got charged, mum divorced him, he pled guilty, spent a few years inside, the end.
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>>83147527
What kind of CP was it? Share the deets
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>>83147527
That's shit mate. Sorry about that. Do you still speak to him? Did you visit him inside?
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>>83147526
Just interested in other people aren't I. Is that a crime?
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>>83147538
Interested in other people's penii
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>>83147524
Can you not feel the resentment and hate from the other wagies?
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>>83144162
PHWOAAAr
SEX
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>>83147548
My mum is the other director. I'm comfy. Dog under my desk. Don't get shit like holiday or sick, so there are definitely downsides.
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Really fancy a few beers after work but me and my mrs are currently long distance. Finally made a breakthrough after 3 months of things being tough and she wants a phone call. What do?
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New Zelda film is based of breath of the wild. Crap. Wont be watching.
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>>83147568
Get rid of her and have a beer.
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>>83147534
No idea lad. I obviously didn't see it and had no idea it was going on.
>>83147537
Thanks lad. I didn't go and see him inside because it was during my A-Levels and my mum didn't want me to go, said she wanted me to focus on work. I do see him now though, go round to his flat sometimes for a few cans and watch the football. He's got a bit of a depressing life as you can probably understand.
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>>83147574
Last one i played was twilight princess and that was pure fucking kino
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>>83147527
Reckon you were more involved than you let on. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
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>>83147568
How long distance are we talking lad?
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>>83147578
Aren't you curious? Like, was it sex with 12 year old? Sex with 3 year olds? Anal? Worse?
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>>83147578
How did he get caught? Like you say, his life is depressing now, but was it a full blown nonce sting, all that shit?
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>snow and ice warnings for tonight and tomorrow
>have to ride a motorcycle to work
>mfw

I may pull a sickie if its really bad, not throwing the bike down the road for a bunch of cunts tbqfh
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>>83147588
ever heard of a bus?
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>>83147584
90 miles. I have moved around a lot and we got together as she was moving to Bristol and I had just moved back to the midlands
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>>83147590
No busses at 5:30am smart arse
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>>83147582
No not in the slightest lad. I didn't even go into his study.
>>83147585
Some things you don't really want the details of lad. It's one of those things where even the "mildest" is still really bad. So best not to wonder really.
>>83147587
He was in a ring that got infiltrated by the police. One of the guys he trusted was a police officer. And yeah they did the full bit. Raided the house at 5am before I went to school.
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>>83147588
Snow and ice isn't really that bad if you're a decent rider. Take it slow but not overly. Unless you are more bothered about the fact it's cold as fuck, in which case I can't help you
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>>83147547
>penii
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>>83147591
Take a day off work tomorrow and go and have a beer with her tonight then.
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>>83147588
Disappointed there was only hail today. Are you in Scotland?
I'm not seeing much in the way of snow in England, few small showers moving across but followed immediately by rain.
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>>83147593
not my fault you work the shit shift
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>>83147597
Does your mum ever talk about him?
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>>83147597
I would want to know, and I am starting to suspect you might be a nonce yourself.
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Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing 'Hallelujah!'
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>>83147618
No not at all. She's remarried, to a guy who is a total bell end to be honest.
>>83147620
Yeah it's clear you want to know. Projection going on here lad.
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>>83147606
Its can be done, ive been out in wollox freezing weather plenty of times, id just rather not
>>83147616
Norn Iron lad, the snow is mainly for higher ground, thankfully i work at sea level
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>>83147639
Better to stay safe, don't risk it if it's snowy/icy.
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>>83147631
Getting nonce vibes from you now
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>>83147639
If you hate the job, it's a no brainer. Call in sick. Or if your boss isn't a bellend, just be honest (or a white lie such as the bike not starting in the cold)
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>>83147650
It's pretty clear he's a nonce. He takes after his dad.
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He is definitely a nonce too. You don't end up with a nonce dad by accident.
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>>83147655
>lie bike down in street
>take photo
>"Ill not be in today"
>go back to bed

mighty tempting lad kek
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Nice cheeky little win in Fortnite there. Reckon that calls for another wuppa x
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>>83147666
More like Fortshite
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Doesn't bother me lads. No one in real life thinks I'm a nonce becaue of what my dad did. My mates, my gf, my colleagues don't think I'm a nonce. So post on
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>>83147669
>my gf
How old is she?
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>>83147669
lol I guarantee it crosses their mind. They're basically in a "ring" through knowing you. If they're not being paid to collect Intel in the first place. Grim nonce.
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>>83147674
A couple of years older than I am actually lol
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>>83147665
Kek. Almost dropped mine the other day in a car park. Humiliating
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>>83147681
She's short and flat chested isn't she
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>>83147669
Mum covered for him? How could you be married and kids with a paedo and you didnt notice? Get a grip
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>>83147679
Keep coping lad, keep coping
>>83147689
Nope
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>>83147669
I'm not saying you're a nonce. You were young when he got done. Was it a source of humiliation at school, or was it unspoken that your dad was disguised as a school?
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>>83147692
He's not right in the head this lad. What a sick fuck, he helped his dad diddle kids and now he's in denial over it.
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>>83147695
Very defensive laddy. You're not on trial like dad. Not yet.
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>>83147692
I'd be surprised considering how she reacted.
>>83147698
I was in 6th form college at the time, wasn't a source of humilation. Also kek I love that brasseye episode. Good to still be able to laugh at stuff like that
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>>83147710
Was he after the tweens or little kiddies. If you were at 6th form this would be an important thing to know. Did he lust after your classmates?
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>>83147710
Nah you're not married to someone for years and oops didn't notice he's a raging paedophile. That's mental. She knew the score.
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Fuck me new one alreadyyeah?
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>>83147716
Like I said lad, no idea. He kept it very much to himself
>>83147718
Well I dunno for a fact lad, but like I say I'd be surprised
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>>83147734
Your mother will have dressed up as a schoolgirl for him.
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>>83147737
You might be surprised about this but I don't know anything about their sex life
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>>83147765 >>83147765 >>83147765
New thread lads



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