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>your type
>are you excited for winter?
>if you had to be stuck in a room with 30 INFPs or a room with 30 ESTJs which would you rather
>would you ever go to war
>Did you ever want to be a policeman, firefighter, or cook when you growing up? What was your dream job?

>16 personalities
https://www.16personalities.com/
>Enneagram:
enneagramtest.com
>love type
ttps://lovetype16.com/personality
>Myers Briggs Type Indicator Text analyzer:
https://www.uclassify.com/browse/g4mes543/myers-briggs-type-indicator-text-analyzer?input=Text
>Turbie-Wurbie's Cutesy Test Link Compilation! UwU:
https://pastebin.com/6YSzm68D

Last thread >>83233126
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>Your type
>on a scale of normie to robot how much do you belong here
>are you afraid of the dark?
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>>83264993
>>your type
INTP
>>are you excited for winter?
It's already fading away
>>if you had to be stuck in a room with 30 INFPs or a room with 30 ESTJs which would you rather
INFP's probably
>>would you ever go to war
Nah, but I would like to shoot big guns
>>Did you ever want to be a policeman, firefighter, or cook when you growing up? What was your dream job?
I wanted to be a businessman, whatever that meant for kid me.
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>>83264993
>Imagine not posting helpful links
>AGAIN
https://www.wikisocion.net/en/index.php?title=Psychological_Types

Fukkin' TURDIE ENJOYER
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>>83265172
He never forgets his gf's pastebin, though. You know, the important things ..
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gayfriend's
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>>83265274
>gf's
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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say the line gayman
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how do you know i made the thread it could have been anyone!!
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Well, I know now, because you just admitted it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7O17O1t-9g
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you've used my images for the last two threads now :^)
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>>83265425
Wow you make good images! :O
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TE is a theieief too?! He steals images!?!?
Disgusting! Reprehensible!
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>>83264993
>your type
ENTJ like an INTJ but happy.
>are you excited for winter?
Yes, winter is my favorite time of the year. Why? Less people in the parks and stuff when I go for jogs/walks.
>if you had to be stuck in a room with 30 INFPs or a room with 30 ESTJs which would you rather
ESTJ cause I'd get control of them real fast and get a lot if work done. But INFPs would also be fun cause you could tease them and they in capable of fighting back.
>would you ever go to war
I've been in a war (syria, hsc xviii abc). You guys have no idea how boring and tedious it was and when stuff happened it was just surreal. And don't get me started on the FLIES, during spring/winter everything was covered in clouds of FLIES it was so disgusting.
>Did you ever want to be a policeman, firefighter, or cook when you growing up?
No. 4 years in the army was bad enough, 20 years as a cop/firefighter sounds like dantes lowest hell. Cook might be ok, but doesn't pay.
What was your dream job?
I actually wanted to run my own new age meditation center, but I'm not an INJF.
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>>83264993
>your type
intp
>are you excited for winter?
YES.
>if you had to be stuck in a room with 30 INFPs or a room with 30 ESTJs which would you rather
I dont know, probs INFPs, seems more fun.
>would you ever go to war
I dont know, Im a woman, probs not, hopefully. If I must, then sure. Id want to either be a nurse or a sniper.
>Did you ever want to be a policeman, firefighter, or cook when you growing up? What was your dream job?
i wanted to be a sniper. I like stalking and lying still for long periods of time. I thought about animal photography for that reason, but settled for STEM due to academic success. Now I work as a blue-collar factory worker.
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>>83264993
>>your type
ESFP-T
>>are you excited for winter?
I live in Florida, so it's not really a game-changer. A little less windsurfing and a little more airsoft.
>>if you had to be stuck in a room with 30 INFPs or a room with 30 ESTJs which would you rather
Probably INFPs, since the ESTJs would all want to be in charge.
>>would you ever go to war
If it was a cause I felt was worth dying for.
>>Did you ever want to be a policeman, firefighter, or cook when you growing up? What was your dream job?
None of those. I wanted to be a star.

>>83265014
>>on a scale of normie to robot how much do you belong here
A well-polished android.
>>are you afraid of the dark?
It would depend on the circumstances. In my condo, no. In some unknown and potentially dangerous area, absolutely.
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>your type
EISNFTJP-A
>are you excited for winter?
Yeah, I love winter. Best season. Too bad it only lasts like 1 week here.
>if you had to be stuck in a room with 30 INFPs or a room with 30 ESTJs which would you rather
Probably the ESTJs. At least we could probably get out.
>would you ever go to war
Only as a defense. I'm not going to fight a war for someone else's profit. Modern war is so fucking stupid.
But if it comes down to fight or die, I'll fight.
>Did you ever want to be a policeman, firefighter, or cook when you growing up? What was your dream job?
I've never had a dream job, I suppose. I've always had a fascination with psychology and philosophy, though.
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>>83264993
>your type
intp
>are you excited for winter?
less than i used to be, since losing a lot of weight i'm far more vulnerable to cold than i used to be, so i like autumn (fall) a more
>if you had to be stuck in a room with 30 INFPs or a room with 30 ESTJs which would you rather
honribu sudoku
>would you ever go to war
depends against who and who for, the why is less important
>Did you ever want to be a policeman, firefighter, or cook when you growing up? What was your dream job?
no, wanted to be an assassin or mercenary, still kinda do, soldier of fortune was a cool zine

>>83265014
>on a scale of normie to robot how much do you belong here
65% machine, can entertain both but cannot truly connect with either
>are you afraid of the dark?
not the dark itself, but that which hides in it
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>>83264993
https://youtu.be/nOjO7xMKnTo?si=b7q-CRtmzCj9SAJ2
How true is this? It sounds wrong.
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>>83265697
That dude is an extrovert. Which explains his love for ISFJs.
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>>83264993
>your type
INFP
>are you excited for winter?
Nyessss
>if you had to be stuck in a room with 30 INFPs or a room with 30 ESTJs which would you rather
Fellow INFPs are frens but 30 sexy ESTJs is my chosen path
>would you ever go to war
Define War. Since I could just say I go to war with myself every day.
>Did you ever want to be a policeman, firefighter, or cook when you growing up? What was your dream job?
An Astronaut Cowboy

So the shit that started all this is Jung's "Psychological Types"? Will dive into it soon.
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>>83265738
>I go to war with myself
I've spent too many years at war with myself.
The doctors have told me it's no good for my health.
To search for perfection is all very well.
But to look for heaven is to live here in hell.
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>>83265730
There is no such thing as an extroverted INTJ.
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>>83264993
>your type
INTP
>are you excited for winter?
Yeppers. Winter is great, I love it.
>if you had to be stuck in a room with 30 INFPs or a room with 30 ESTJs which would you rather
I feel like 30 ESTJs could be fun. It wouldn't be calm or relaxing but it would be interesting.
>would you ever go to war
Honestly, the only reason I'd go to war is if the fighting was happening on our ground. Having been in arty I know for a fact that my ass is a prime target and I am not likely to go back home. Chances ain't looking great so no I don't want to go to war.
>Did you ever want to be a policeman, firefighter, or cook when you growing up? What was your dream job?
None of those, although I ended up working prep and later line for a sushi restaurant. I can't stand the heat and it is stressful so I don't really want to do that.
My dream would have been studying earthquakes. Seismology is pretty interesting and the information you can get from ground waves is really neat. You can use explosives to map out the underground area using the shockwaves.

>>83265738
>Astronaut Cowboy
Born too early to be part of interplanetary logistics in my owner/operator space freighter. Couple micro mine launchers, countermeasures, and overtuned main thrusters to fend off the odd pirate.
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>>83264993
Istp if I remember correctly
No such thing where I live
I don't really care
Kinda already live and work in a battlefield
I'm a cop
I wanted to be a dictator or an astronaut
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>>83265975
how does a fellow ti brother end up a cop do you have some kind of brain damage?
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>>83266104
>how does a fellow ti brother end up a cop do you have some kind of brain damage?
holy ESL
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Is breeder the smartest poster that's ever been in /mbti/? No way surely that title belongs to infj-a
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>>83265172
>https://www.wikisocion.net/en/index.php?title=Psychological_Types
Why is this the best website for learning mbti? Is it because you have to read instead of taking a test?
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>>83266546
in my country they literally do not let you become a cop unless you are dumb enough
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No one I know IRL likes talking about MBTI. Now I expect that out of guys (you know how guys are), but the women too?
>isn't that just a psuedo science?
Girl you believe in astrology don't pretend to care about scientific accuracy all of a sudden.
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>>83264993
>your type
INxP
>are you excited for winter?
it's already here though
i love the nighttime and snow so yes
>if you had to be stuck in a room with 30 INFPs or a room with 30 ESTJs which would you rather
the ESTJs would all be telling me what a stupid fucking retard i am and the INFPs would be busy having gay sex. maybe i could join in
>Did you ever want to be a policeman, firefighter, or cook when you growing up? What was your dream job?
my dream job as a kid was scientist. i read poo science magazines and wanted to work on quantum computers one day. until i realized i was retarded
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>>83266996
pop science
not POO science
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>>83266996
>i read poo science
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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>>83267063
IM GONNA KILL YOU IM GONNA KILL YOU IM GONNA KILL YOU
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>>83266918
Astrology is more scientifically accurate than mbti
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>>83264993
>t-word
infp-t
>are you...
yes, i love the cold so much... starting to miss fall tho, its likely my fave season [mostly bc the leaves changing and the coziness and the fact halloween is in it
>if you...
30 infps, maybe a few will be talkers or some will have music that they can share, idk
>would you...
probably not, but if so, id probably not be good enough
>did you...
i forget what i wanted to be as a kid; now i want to be a baker, bartender and/or machinist or smth like that [yes, and/or]
>>83265014
>t-word
top text bottom text
>on a...
ig im like 30-50% robot, idk, i dont think i belong here or there very much
>are you...
yes and no, sometimes i love it but sometimes im paranoid af [i still love it bc its interesting to be so scared]

>>83267004
xdd
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>>83266996
Kek someone wants to be a poo scientist
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>>83267255
I'm going to slice each and everyone of you into shish kebab
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>>83266996
>i read poo science magazines
Share them with the class anon!
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>>83267281
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHY IS THERE AN INFINITE SUPPLY OF YOU
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>>83266996
>my dream job as a kid.... ...poo science
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>>83267232
Ok poo lover, which one of these scientists is your favorite?
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>>83267456
celebrity "scientists" half of these guys are just crackpots. also being a fan of a scientist is gay

but richard dawkins for the selfish gene theory i guess
but anyway i prefer ray kurzweil and nick bostrom and vernor vinge
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>>83267537
oh yeah all the guys i mentioned are crackpots too but does it matter if what they wrote about is becoming true
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>>83267456
all science celebs are made celebs by USA huh?
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Mr bump saves the night!
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>>83268446
Thank you Mr bump
You're an ally
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>>83268733
oh man was hoping this thread would die then you bumped it
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>>83268791
How come you don't like this one? Lots of people responded to Op I'm sure you could make some friends :)
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>>83266918
I think mbti is a bit dated and not many people care. Sometimes it's used in corporate for by consulting firms for team building basically. The common joke is that mbti is astrology for men
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>>83268853
the truth is i don't care i just want more threads so i can answer more questions and have people talk to me
>>83268860
there are more people into mbti than ever
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>>83268791
Oh maybe you're the one who wanted to do poo science...
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>>83268870
>there are more people into mbti than ever
Where do you get that statistics??
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>>83268874
I'm gonna take a shoelace I'm gonna tie it around your neck and hang you with it
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>>83268881
Retards on tiktok talking about it and personality database
The zoomzooms yearn for the mbti
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>>83268892
Zoomers are all old now ;_;
The youngest zoomzoom is nesring graduation
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>>83268912
Yeah I would know I'm one
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>>83268860
>Sometimes it's used in corporate for by consulting firms for team building basically
If anyone's done this they should believe in MBTi because it's so accurate at placing people into different categories. You get a clear and instant way of telling what will be some people's strengths and areas they may be problematic.
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>>83268922
What kind of tests do the companies use tho?
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>>83267537
dick dawkins is a faggot materialist
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>>83266555
It's not the best. The best is the actual book Psychological Types by Carl G. Jung. That is just a simplified version of the book for dummies to more easily understand.

THIS is the best:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmASF2SazE0
>>83266918
You were today pico-seconds old when you realized that MBTI (tests) are more pseudoscience than astrology.

Modern astrology isn't even pseudoscience, it's participation mystique, where the planets are acting as a force which control the psyche. In it's modern conceptualization, it's no different than an archaic tribesman saying "I am the bush" or "I have the spirit of the trees, lions, etc"
Most people look at astrology as a way to say "I am the spirit of [my sun sign]."
It's more of a downfall of the modern tendency to literalize everything. Symbols have been destroyed and replaced with literalism. It's the definition of idolatry, confusing the idol for the thing which it represents.
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>>83268937
>>83269157
I don't know if a full audio book of psychological types is good desu. It's so long you're gonna be sleeping!!! A test only takes 10 minutes
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>>83266548
yes breeder is the smartest by far
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>>83270198
could you bait this fuck better? we need bumps 24/7 dipshit
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>>83270244
You don't need to bait to get my attention, you can simply just ask for it.
>INFJ-A, pleeeeease pay attention to me!
>Pleeeeeeeease!!
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>>83264993
>your type
INFP
>are you excited for winter?
Yes it's my fav season
I wished it snowed more though
>if you had to be stuck in a room with 30 INFPs or a room with 30 ESTJs which would you rather
My fellows obv
>would you ever go to war
All wars i could realistically be drafted for today are for the wrong cause, so no
>Did you ever want to be a policeman, firefighter, or cook when you growing up? What was your dream job?
Idk, i guess i wanted to be an astronaut
>>83265014
>on a scale of normie to robot how much do you belong here
I once compiled that robot to normie scale chart that gets posted around here and i scored the lowest on the whole thread
>are you afraid of the dark?
I used to when i was a kid
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>>83270198
Turbie will abandon you if this thread gets archived before bump limit
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If you want to bait me into bumping the thread, at least do it with a mildly interesting topic; like how many words are nested inside of a word. But, sadly, (or maybe not so), that precludes Turdie Enjoyer from baiting me meaningfully-
You know, on account of him being utterly uninteresting, outside of the fact that he calls everyone who disagrees with him a narc, and that he's attracted to a man who chopped his own dick off.
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>>83265014
>type
INTP
>on a scale of normie to robot how much do you belong here
probably 80% or so. never had any friends, weird and eccentric, never known real joy or living.
the only thing keeping me from being 100% robot is my oddly persistent will to live and my last two shreds of humanity that seems to differentiate me from true robots
>are you afraid of the dark
sometimes no, sometimes im convinced that there are demons chasing me in the dark and i start running away
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>he calls everyone who disagrees with him a narc
Narc tunnel vision post . . .
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>>83270458
You've done it again!: >>83262105

Comical. Quaint. Quaintly comical, even. Toasty, like the roasted beans of a coffee, dripping hot water onto your balls. Need some whipped cream, perhamps?
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>>83270449
>and that he's attracted to a man who chopped his own dick off.
only in mbti we get to ask
>which one?
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>>83270449
>mildly interesting topic;
What determines if something or someone is interesting? I'd like to be interesting but I don't understand what it even is or means.
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>>83270475
Do you mean to ask "which type chops their own dick off"?
Turbie's type, ENFP. Or, possibly, maybe even more likely, ISFJ consumed by the shadow Ne.
A sort of bastard child of misrepresented Ne, ripping parts of itself off to try and create a new chimeral form as the shadow claws and rips at the psyche as a means to unchain itself from the repressed state enforced on it by the tyrannical ego which has been consumed by its own persona.

Or something like that.
>>83270518
Something which can go beneath the surface: deep, they might say.
An idea which, in and of itself, refuses to be chained to the surface of the observable world and seeks to delve into the archetypes underneath.
Sort of like how a single word can be wordy, simply because a single word is not simply a single word. It's a picture, and a picture is worth at least a thousand words.
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>>83270597
I do not like this answer and I do not like this frame of thinking.
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>>83270639
That's fine, what do you dislike about it? Are you more prone to liking the ego confined linear definitions of reality as it is apparent?
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>>83270666
You are giving me the ick.
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>>83270679
Can you provide evidence for your claim?
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>>83270597
Turbie is clearly introverted. Focused on the self and seeks to protect his internal structure from the outside world. Other guesses of mine would be Intuitive and Perceiving over Judging, and, uses extraverted thinking.
Possibly INFJ or INFP.

That's just my vibes tho
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>>83270723
Yes. They failed the vibe check and gave me the ick.
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>>83270746
Can you also cite your source for this claim? You must give logical and empirical evidence for your claim.
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>>83270727
What about when you consider the fact that Turbie appears to be extroverted through his unnecessary application of emojis in order to influence the feeling atmosphere and appear as overly nice?
Also:
>Focused on the self and seeks to protect his internal structure from the outside world.
Is not what introversion means.
But beyond that, Turbie doesn't protect his internal structure, he projects it outward towards the world to influence other people.
That's extroversion.
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>>83270805
Oh God the pseud is on the prowl again
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you wouldn't download a patchouli...
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>>83270723
Peak sensoid post right there . . .
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>>83270679
Probably picking up on the narcissism I'm guessing
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Is there a website that can teach me all mbti stereotypes
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Who the fuck is Turbie
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Turbie balls
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>>83271121
Turbie Enjoyer's e-girlftiend
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>>83271036
Call me the pseud, the pseudo narc, out here in the exposee exposing and deposing the 3 hoes ring bing bing bing, bing chilling.
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Ok I've been told to be more cute and less serious, my so here goes :
La La la (cat face emoji) ba ba ba I like mint chocolate chip ice cream and Hawaiian pizza and kisses and hugs.
There i did it. Now I have to go pay bills.
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I think you should ignore the faggots who say to be more cute.
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>>83271039
Excuse me, sir! I'm going to need your source, where's your proof that this is a sensoid post????
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this nigger is just talking to the reflection in the mud water..
>1 min apart
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>>83271087
>website that can teach me all mbti stereotypes
https://youtu.be/8pE0Vsvk_kM?si=Vk9WKSHcHfT5oqSX
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>>83271338
real infj would goon on camera while recording
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>>83271338
did nobody create one yet :(
might work on one one day bc its annoying
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>>83271193
>Now I have to go pay bills.
What bills are you going to pay and how do you earn income to afford them?
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>>83271338
>Last video posted 4 months ago
No no no no bros, we're losing the queen of /MBTI/
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maybe the queen of larping
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>>83271350
he sends fraudulent cash to himself like how he interviews himself on 4chan.
its like his thoughts have their own little shitty laptop with a browser opened on 4chan are nine fucking kay
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Nobody asked a fucking incel
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isn't a "fucking incel" an oxymoron?
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You're just a moron
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Least I'm not a fucking incel,
then I wouldn't even exist.
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>>83271482
What do you mean by this?
I don't really believe in incels either since they could always go to prison and be prison meat everyone who is an "incel" is choosing to not have sex
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>>83271193
What is your goal with acting cute and how is pineapple on pizza cute?? T_T'
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>>83271515
An explained joked is nothing more than a corpse, I shall not do necromancy.
At least not on this day.
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>go to prison and be prison meat
Turbie's future if thread hits page 11 too soon
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>>83271193
Who told you to act like this??? Was it a federal agent?? Or maybe lilac??
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>>83271557
dude chill th FUVK out
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>>83271557
I for one give this post one basedoot.
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who is the cutest reggie
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It's definitely redacted
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i just cried for so long i threw up
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>>83271771
Are you going to eat that? OwO
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no youre a narcissist!
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>>83271350
>What bills are you going to pay
Let's see, my townhouse and HOA (that's $3,100), credit cards (about $600), my subscriptions (maybe $50) phone is $120.
>how do you earn income to afford them?
Passive income + sales.
I actually wanna teach neets how to do low level sales (like flipping, or upcycling) but I figure they don't care and just wanna stay in thier warm comfy bedrooms.
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>>83271851
just dont use a credit card just use debit
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>>83271851
>I actually wanna teach neets how to do low level sales (like flipping, or upcycling) but I figure they don't care and just wanna stay in thier warm comfy bedrooms
Why should I want to learn how to do sales?
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>>83271851
my very upbeat extrovert friend did sales and I know how shitty it would be to do since he got sick of it
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>>83271868
Lmao this is awful advice. Thanks for subsidizing my 5% cash back bonuses I guess
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>>83271991
are u actually using them though
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>>83271868
Literally why would anyone ever use a debit instead of credit?
it's not 1802 anymore grandpa
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>>83271554
You have responded to my cuteness parameters therefore I will continue:
Oh Oh ah ah gooba gooba ding dong dingaling <3 <2 <3.
Cuteness mode complete.
>>83271873
>Why should I want to learn how to do sales?
You silly, cause MONEY.
>>83271868
>just dont use a credit card just use debit
It's the rewards (what he said: >>83271991)
>>83271906
>my very upbeat extrovert friend did sales and I know how shitty it would be to do since he got sick of it
You cant be soft hearted or it'll destroy your soul.
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>>83272066
There's more to life than money you know
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>>83272010
Yes. Now, I'm not going to say you are a fool for not doing so, but you need to realize that you are paying to use cash.

I will explain it briefly, emphasis on brief because it's very likely to fall on financially deaf ears. Merchant fees are baked into the cost of goods and services, almost universally. It's rare for a business to eat these merchant fees. They will increase the cost of their goods or services in order to cover them. Stated differently, this means that my 2 percent cash back, 3 percent, 5 percent whatever et cetera credit reward is at least partially if not entirely covered by the merchant fee businesses pay in order to process sales. This is an additional cost that you will pay, think of it as extra, when you use cash or debit. Effectively, credit card rewards are mostly a wash since you're just receiving the merchant fee back, and if you use cash then you are paying the extra fee -- for no reason . . .

Enjoy your "cash is king" ignorance I guess
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>>83271771
What were you crying about
Is everything okay now?
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I will say though that there are more stores adopting the "2% credit card fee", so that is good. At least there people that use cash aren't getting fucked and basically subsidizing rewards min/maxers bigger rewards
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Many rich people don't advocate for credit cards at all because debt is the same as slavery. "Wah wah but I'm only a slave for a few hours then I pay off my slavery right away!!" Okay slave glad master is treating you well
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>>83272160
Who the fuck said anything about debt? Lmao what?
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godwins law is going to come up soon fr
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>>83272160
They don't advocate for credit cards for two reasons:
Stupid people who misuse credit cards and go into debt because they spend beyond their means
And because they don't want the meta to be nerfed from overuse.
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>In 2021, Harvard researchers published an article showing that the phenomenon does not occur with statistically meaningful frequency in Reddit discussions.
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>>83272175
Every time you spend anything with a credit card that is debt.
"Credit" is debt when you spend it. Since it's not money you have it's a line of "credit"
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>>83271253
The proof is in my Penis
But you're gonna need to squeeze it out, gently and moistly because it's a very fragile and sensitive thing
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>>83272066
>soul
To what length are you willing to go against your moral code for money?
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>>83272267
its just a phase give it a month bro shell be back to normal
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>>83272240
I'm debating whether I should even bother correcting your layman's understanding of indebtedness on this one. I'm thinking it's not worth it. Yeah, carry on TE.
Thanks for subsidies
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>>83272240
You are not American. You wouldn't understand debt.
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>>83272247
I've just consulted the Tome of Anchin't Knoodles, and it said you don't have a Penis'nt. I then consulted my Kristal Meth 8Ball and it said you traded your Penisn't to the Goddess Of Fresh Flesh in return she'd burn the tendrilly ARMS of the BUSH in the Sacred Fire of Tis'n't Not Really Sulphur and cast their fingers into the sacred belly of the beast XIS IXS SIX.

DEBONE BENOM! AVAST SCURVY! INTO THE DEPTHS OF HEIL HITLER WITH YOUR NOODLES OF FALSE KNEEDLEDGE
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>>83264993
>>your type
inxj
>>are your excited for so winter
When I am not waging with the customers I will be in my blankets. I would like to finally learn how to ski but that is unlikely.
>>would you ever go to war
No sir anon sir. I hate blood.
>>kid dream job
Kitten Cat Poster wanted to be a vet. Then I realized I would never make it past the dissection unit of AP Biology and switched to my old friend technology.
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You guys don't know how finances work, Here's how it works:
You have to give me money to make me rich. So hand it over.
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>>83272680
How much to finance a blowjob?
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Blowjob payment installment program
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The best blowjob hooks all accept mcnuggets. Just get that bitch a 20 piece and all debts are settled.
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>>83272731
>>83272713
>>83272704
No BJs, just money, NOW.
Besides I'm bad at it.
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>>83272771
Why would we just give you money? What the fuck is in it for us???
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I have a dream. One day in the future we will have drive thru blowjob chains on every corner where you can get serviced by a robot using the latest blowjob Gemini iteration which learns from all your involuntary feedback responses in order to personally tailor the best blowjob for you. And they will accept Visa so you can get 2% cash back and even sometimes 5% rolling monthly rewards on your blowjob services. And it will be like a Valvoline or oil change shop where they put a sticker on your car window reminding you to come back in for your next blowjob after 3000 minutes
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I can't wait for the ANTI-blowjob resistance (ANTIBO) to show up and start lighting all the Roblowers on fire and starting an anarchical rise up against the robot overlords sucking your dicks and your pocket dry.
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>>83272090
>There's more to life than money you know
NTA, but it's a pretty big factor if you're smart enough not to let it cause more problems.
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ANTIBO peaceful protestors funded by George Torsos who just happens to own a competing chain of physical blowjob service locations all utilizing under the table illegal third worlder labor and imported latina hotties
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Real, physical brown hotties vs AI robo blowers will be an after thanksgiving meal household discussion held by the mend down in the basement den away from the kids playing and the women cleaning up . . .
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No, ANTIBO is NOT peaceful protestors. The time for peace has long gone, and ANTIBO resents those who think peace will solve anything.
ANTIBO is funded by grassroots billionaires to overthrow the quadrillionaires that siphon all the money away and abuse taxcode of roblowers not being "human workers" to avoid almost all taxes.
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>>83272314
You're not being subsidized you're being a short term slave and being paid for it because there is a chance you become deeply indebted and then master can build a big pyramid
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>>83273237
Sure. Whatever you say, Anon
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>>83273237
You do know there is functionally no difference between debit and credit, right?
When you use a debit card, you're spending the banks money.
When you use a credit card, you're spending the banks money.
You can also go into debt with a debit card. You know you can overdraft a bank account and send your balance into the negative?
You don't know diddly squat.
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>>83273329
To add on to what Anon said here, keep in mind with a debit card you're still paying a merchant fee. But unlike the credit card, you aren't getting it back in the form of rewards or cash back. You are paying to use debit as compared against credit which often pays you
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The merchant fee still exists in credit cards lmfao, the transaction fees are huge. That is why small businesses have different price for cash or card. All cards are the same fees whether debit or credit.
The companies that own you Visa or "MASTER"card are your owners and you're a slave to the beast system
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Oh, and credit also has better fraud protection. Dispute processes et cetera. If you know, you know
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>>83273355
Lmao whatever you say, nutter
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>>83272359
Is this Xavier Renegade Angel?
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>>83273399
Fate
Destiny
Tatestinaty
People toss those words around like tennis balls.
Well, I eat balls for breakfast.
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You know what is best fraud protection?
Using cash which can't be traced!!!
But nooo I want my master overlords to know everytime I spend money, yes okay
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Uhm, they can trace cash.
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I wrote to you in letter thread posts
>>83272646
>>83272735
>>83272793
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>>83273466
Jesus Christ LMAO. That bitch just can't seem to stop being discarded
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>>83273466
I am sorry. I feel horrible.
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>>83273583
Mike, man, quit being a homosexual.
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>Michael playing narcissistic test games in order to gauge just how much L cares for him by discarding her
Come forth, L. It's time to show Michael how much you care and what kind of treatment you'll tolerate . . .
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>Hey uh, I discarded you on discord, but you haven't noticed yet or tried to add me back, so uh I'll come into your thread and let you know so you can fight to save the relationship and prove your love
KEK, literally never stop being a shitter
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What's even the point of making a big deal over something so trivial?
Out here acting like deleting someone is murdering them
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>>83273591
She's a girl and I'm straight.
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>>83273609
Unfortunately I have narc stalkers here who attempt to make others percieve what I say negatively.

I trust that you know me and ignore them.
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>>83273695
A sociopathic narcissist with no empathy like you should understand on some level why discarding someone is hurtful.
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>>83273609
>>83273622
Literally feel bad and wrote her a letter

You are pathetic narcs and shitty people to try to make up this garbage story of my intentions.

Probably same fag as well.
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I wrote my letter to you personally. I'll leave it at that. I'm sorry and I feel horrible.

Sorry for the pollution from the shit narc stalkers.
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>>83273758
Seems like Mister Mike is the one who was hurt, not Miss L. Kind of, how might you say, throws a wrench in the cogs of your idea.

Let's put on our big kid pants and realize what's happening here. It's not a big deal to get deleted.
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Not only that, but let's be REALLY honest here. The fact that Mister Mike is out parading is own pain really tells the story-
It's almost as if he doesn't care that Miss L could have been hurt from his actions, he only cares that HE feels bad about it and wants to be forgiven and absolved so he can feel good again.
It's ALMOST like Miss L was a means to an end, a pawn, a stand in for the real thing just incase it went sour he had a back up, to be thrown away at a moments notice if his real desire were to manifest itself.

Did you notice that framing?
I did.
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>>83273466
Who is L and why did you post in this thread?
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Hey Michael, it looks like Maria is an ESFJ-T. What are your thoughts?

>>83273831
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>>83273919
Sometimes you gotta test the backup's loyalty, you know? If you probe her loyalty and find her lacking, then rotate that bitch out for the next one on deck. You need to have a committed backup just incase
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no way L is lilac >_>
Did she really...
with mike???
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>>83274003
Indeed. If you've been following letter for the last year, you'd know they were at least talking. However, the chances of Lilac being *romantically* interested in him are probably nearly zero. Michael is just being Michael here.

Interesting and entertaining trainwreck, nevertheless
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>>83274025
I skip over his posts as he ruins the threads with his spam.
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>>83274049
I apologize for all the garbage spam that came here. It's unfortunate I have narc stalkers that post and attempts to make others see me differently. It's really quite garbage behavior
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The chances of lilac talking to someone and not being romantically involved are near 0.
Men and women cannot be just friends and if they were in calls together and doing other things then that is sex.
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Michael, since you're here, what's your type?
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They assume the worst things.. They dont understand how I feel at all.
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>>83274002
ABP:
Always Be Pimpin'
Don't hate the playa hate the game.
>>83274025
>or the last year
Wait, didn't Centaur and Lilack get together at the beginning of the year?
Or what that last year? Time is hard.
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>>83274086
How did your relationship with Lilac start?
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>>83274086
I, as the prescribed narcissistic sociopath, understand and empathize with how you feel.
I know you just used her as a stand-in replacement if anything with bad with Miss Maria and dumped her the second she stopped being useful.
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My letter is to L. It's no one else's business.
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>>83274071
>if they were in calls together and doing other things then that is sex.
How clothed do you think women should be when they are out in public being escorted by males?
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>>83274086
YOUR TYPE, SIR???
Don't make me assume . . .
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>>83271771
I wonder if this was at all related... >>83274107
Tell us Mike, was it?
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It's that same hurt to know that she's the only one here that understands me and knows me for me. Doesn't listen to any of the noise.
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>>83274107
>"It's no one else's business."
>"I'll just go ahead and drop these messages in multiple different threads on a public forum "
wew, lad
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>>83274118
Very much so. I don't want other people looking at all the goods >:( Men should be clothed too everyone is walking around showing their you know whats, talking to you know who and it's not okay. Why can't moids and foids just get married and not be gross
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>>83274140
Yeah, he had to let EVERYONE know just how sorry he was. Gotta repair that image with Miss L.
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>>83274165
>Miss L.
Who is L and why would he look for him here? Is Mike Gay?
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>>83274089
>Wait, didn't Centaur and Lilack get together at the beginning of the year?
That was two years ago. Centy dropped the broad off at the dump late last year. Then she kind of went stealth and now occasionally brags about being one of Jet Neptunes whores or something.

I could be wrong. I try not to follow it
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>>83274151
I asked you *how* clothed. Are we talking full body burqa here? Just no tits? What? There's kind of a range
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I learned the lesson not to write to you here because it stirs a beehive.
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>>83274185
Supposedly it's Lilac and because this is one of the threads she'd hang out in, I suppose?
Could also be some other random egrill whose name starts with L. Like Light Yagami, and now Mike is going to die of a heart attack because he's in the death note for dumping Light. Then L, the real L, is going to show up because Mike's death would be all over the 4chin news:
>Read all about it, 4chin schizo dies of a heart attack after dumping blood thirsty murderer!
>READ ALL ABOUT IT!
Then everyone would question if L (who is Light) really was Lilac and if she really does have the deathnote.
Then L, the real L, would make himself really known and that he's hunting for L (who is Light, and maybe Lilac) and that he would stop at nothing to stop her evil doings, and prevent her from taking over the world.

Perhamps.
>>83274194
>2 years ago
Damn time really goes, huh.. I could've sworn that was this year.
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Oh Michael, shut the fuck up. You and your lessons you forget next week
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Lilac went stealth? Apparently she killed centaur and now he left the forum forever this is so horrible. and then she's trying to get with mike? and sleeping with Jet? What the fuck is going on T_T
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>Apparently she killed centaur
HOLY FUCK THE PROPHECY! SHE HAS THE DEATH NOTE.
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inty jinty here what does this mean?
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If we talk, we'll do it directly.
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>>83274313
You know we can't talk after what you did...
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how is she going to talk to you directly when you deleted her on discord then publicly talked about it?
Mike please yyou're so mental T_T'
This was not on my bingo card for the thread
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>>83274313
I mean, come on.. There's a reason I didn't try to readd you or respond to your apologies.
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>Lilack skipping over several thread reggies standing next in line and going after Mike instead.
Ouch. Not a great day for the simp cohort
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>>83274313
>"If we talk, we'll do it directly."
>He says boldly and declaratively right after ghosting her and cutting her off from direct communiction . . .
Jesus Christ, Michael. You are an absolute gift
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tfw it's never your turn to ride the lilac schozo train
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>>83274331
You really chose to tall this faggot instead of me? I thought you didn't talk to people who found you "compatible in love and lust?"
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I never would have imagined she'd be desperate enough to chase after letter thread Mike. That's a new low, even for her.
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I messaged on steam
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lol she's making him chase now. what a power move. this is how you regain control after the discard, if anyone is taking notes
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>>83274405
>lol she's making him chase now. what a power move. this is how you regain control after the discard, if anyone is taking notes
Sure.
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Not chasing. Just communication.
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I feel so gross over this whole development.
"Sorry L, I only want Maria even though we has esex all those times, but I deleted you on discord it was too much"
"I messaged you on steam please come back and we can talk some more for more esex"
"Loyal to maria tho"
:sob: :sob: :sob:
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What are you trying to communicate when you discard someone?
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I don't address the wind

I wrote on steam directly to her in good faith, It is her choice to respond in kind
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L is... playing the role of the dragon. Anyone remember that story?
Damn, that's some straight up INTEGRATION right there.

DAMN.
A
M
N
.
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>>83274436
>What are you trying to communicate when you discard someone?
He's trying to get a feel for how much she cares, how invested she is et cetera. These people who write many words about direct communication often forsake them in a heartbeat and stoop to some significant lows.
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>>83274448
>"good faith"
>I ghosted you not even hours earlier, but I still lay claim to good faith action here
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>>83274432
It's very cruel to assume a discussion, the outcome, the mocking.

There is something to talk about, but it's done in a healthy way with no ill will assumptions. It is done in good faith
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All of these assumptions, judgments from others.
I shut it all outside. Those words don't matter, don't change how I feel, I look to you as you and if you want to talk I reached out.
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>>83274473
>it's done in a healthy way with no ill will assumptions. It is done in good faith
You have absolutely no credibility whatsoever to talk about which ways are healthy ways or what constitutes good faith action
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I bet you 10000000% if Lilac is L, she IS hitting him with that trick she learned from the Dragon.
WITHOUT A DOUBT.
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Oh, for sure! She's got Mike right where she wants him. Look how easily he shifted from being the runner to being the chaser
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Oh shuddup, do you even know WHO the Dragon is?!
NO.
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Maybe she will kill mike like she killed centaur and the letter threads will die t-t
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She's going to put Mike's name in the death note, and then she will return to /mbti/ where she will ultimately have to kill L for trying to stop her rampage.
I've already prophesized it.
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>>83274517
>"Maybe she will kill mike like she killed centaur and I'll be next in line just like I've always wanted to be"
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Petition to have Lilacking put my name in the death note
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strawpoll for which reggie is the frontrunner for the next in line position for being sex death noted by lilackluster
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Is rxy the dragon?
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>>83274515
>do you even know WHO the Dragon is?!
your mom
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>>83274574
*wink wink*
Someone remembers.
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Does Rxy even exist? I think I've only ever genuinely read a handful of her posts. I mostly skipped over them when she had the trip on. That's not a reflection of their quality, but mainly on my time and interest in these threads.
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Damn I just realized I never did the "is Prince still alive?" tarot reading
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>>83274620
Probably not, L put her in the death note too. You know, as revenge. She probably ate her soul too, that's where she learned the dragon's tricks.
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I want to be in the death note
:'(
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All the kool kids get to be death noted
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Not chasing. I unfriended, she messaged me on steam. I now message her on steam.

I'm leaving it at that
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>>83274684
Why do you think they all left the thread? It wasn't by choice.
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Now she chooses her response
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help hit bump limit so we can find out if prince lives or if he was noted
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Her response:
Now you've showed your true colors, Mike. Everyone knows you're a two timer, now you lose me and Maria.
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Her actual response:
Hahaha I love messing with people's hearts now fuck my sterile womb
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>>83274690
>Now she chooses her response
lmao why the fuck are you giving us the play by play, live commentary? You know what, she's a cunt for sure, but if you were friends then you should respect her enough to shut your mouth about whatever is currently happening between you two. And respect her privacy instead of broadcasting it here before she's even responded. Don't just talk about valuing direct communication -- actually practice it.

If ever there was a biggest shitter award, you'd win it with little contest
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post your face when lilac was maria the entire time
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Post your face when Lilac was the friends we made along the way (before they were stolen by the dragon)
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post yfw you realize rxy, TE, Mike, INFA are all larps probably played by the person who plays INFA
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>>83274741
>post yfw you realize rxy, TE, Mike, INFA are all larps probably played by the person who plays INFA
Something like this would probably be good
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>>83274723
Not my intent but I can see how it could be interpreted that way.

Thank you. You're right
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>>83274723
>shut your mouth about whatever is currently happening between you two.
It's not like she'd do the same. She would blog it for everyone to see while using their real name.
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>>83274749
Now would probably be a good time to turn away from the thread here and on letter. You know she's not going to post here. She will talk to you directly. If you stay here and post when you're in a low mood, feeling intense emotion et cetera, then you might say something you'll regret and hurt your chances of reconciling with her.

Take a break, Michael. Things are going to be okay
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>>83274741
You know what they say about demons.
They wear many masks.
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>>83274753
LMAO true
At least in the past she has done so. She's put my full name on here and accused me domestic terrorism (LOL?). But let's maybe give people a chance, and some room to grow in. People can change with time.
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if she's gone from centaur to mike then she's changed, but not for the better
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>>83274741
I am not INFJ >:(
I am not Mike >:(
I am not RXY >:(
All of those people are individuals with their own lives. Good Night MBTI
This thread is icky icky icky, hopefully next will be less >_<""
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>>83264993
Cute attempt no. 2 (how I imagine an ENFP would post):
>kyaaaa my <3 went doki doki super had >_< i almost did a heckin backflip uwu but then i remebered I need vitamin D so I screamed "nyaa! I need milk stat! ^_^ desu".
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>>83274801
>if she's gone from centaur to mike then she's changed, but not for the better
lol that's a valid point
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>>83274810
What was making your heart go doki doki? did you meet a cutie? :o
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>>83274808
Turbie Enjoyer is me
Turbie Enjoyer says I am a Gnostic
Turbie Enjoyer knows he is me.
Turbie Enjoyer is a Gnostic.

The logic is flawless.
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>>83274808
Why do you and Michael seem to be active during the same hours, and why do you both use AI slop responses when the posting starts moving a little too fast?
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This threads uses AI responses?
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sure :) ok, if you say so.
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>>83274810
>chatgpt response
get a ring on it and fuck off bitch. dont relay your e-retardation to the threads
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>>83274842
AI slop might not have been right.
But there have been Michael posts in letter that have appeared to have been copy pasted from somewhere, likely a notefile containing usual responses. There's too much repetition. And the same copy paste mistakes are made by INFJ-A, TE, and Michael. The same copy paste errors were made when TE quotes scripture, for example. Maybe they're all just copy pasters when the conversation gets really moving, but it's interesting to speculate.

But that's enough schizoing for tonight. Time for grandpa to put himself to bed
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>>83274723
another AIfaggot auditioning for Avastar Holy to the Moly RIP internet
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>>83274903
>And the same copy paste mistakes are made by INFJ-A
The fuck? Whadda ya talkin'about?
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>Everyone who isn't me is the same person
So true. So True.
There are 3 people in this thread (and all of 4chan) total
Turbie, myself, and (You)
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>>83274905
I have no idea what that means, but I'm sure it was an absolutely epic burn
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>>83274903
Good night have a good day i cba if theres ai slop here
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>>83274925
>immediately disconnects his e-dick dogma to chatgpt
What?! i was never with Him?? Who even is that guy ahah..
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>>83274924
>Turbie Enjoyer confirms that he is actually Turbie
HOLEEEEE I KNEW IT
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>>83274942
oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh.
>>83274924
screenshotted on my 12.9 inch IPAD pro
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Did you know that different people's chatgpt will give different results depending on how you've trained it and your previous conversations! :)
Ai is not so simple as "Everything is chatgpt" that's a very big midwit take! :)

"Everything is slop" like bruh you're tearing my threads apart T_T
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>did you know that chatgpt
>admits he uses chatgpt
lmao
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I've trained my chatbot to sound like me pretending to be a chatbot pretending to sound like me.
That way, even I can't tell when I'm talking to the chatbot.
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>2025
>Never uses ai
you're gonna get left far far behind buddy boy
I've used a lot of different models! :O
I am excited for chobits world!
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>chatbot x3
retard 9 kingdergarten
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Turbie Enjoyer and Mike are 100% the same person.
The jury is still out on INFJ-A and Rxy being the same person, and whether the person behind them is the same person behind TE/Mike.
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I am not Mike :p
this is my only trip kode c8 psy kisser
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That would be funny if I was RX, that would imply I had Princes' email,
the one that only two people had.
Of whom, I was definitely not one.
DEFINITELY.
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>>83275024
Who were the two people?
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>>83275049
Who do yo uthink? It's pretty clear if you've been paying attention
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>eveyone here is an ai-pedalling pseudo-personality pussy parasitw!
hiw wonderfuly paradoxial for our 16perosnality thread ahauahauahauahauh!
divines undesirables.
>im development,ay disabled, i need dadygpt to walk me throguh a 4chan shitpost..
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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INFJ-A being rxy would be peak mental illness ngl. but my female senses were tingling when speaking to RXY, but never when talking to INFJ-A

More than 2 people had prince's email since RXY, Lilac, and the fish girl, surely there were others.
Ya'll were so normie friendly during that era.
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>>83275051
I'm not very bright. How about helping me out?
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>>83275083
Try turning on a light! You might find you're brighter than you think.

goodnight.
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Hey look INFJ-A your girlfriend just got here
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>>83275098
Goodnight. And sleep well whenever you do.
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>>83272680
You are already rich.
If we were married. All of your money is my money and I will steward the household.

But I'm getting married to Turbie!! ^_^
So you can keep your money
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>your type
>would you ghost lilac
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>>83275108
>*Raspberry*
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By the will of Allah this thread will die.
ALLAHU-AKBAR!
>BOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
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>>83274228
I'm not prescribing any outfit but only your spouse should see your panties.
And modesty is very important in all ways cover up your privates don't wear tight clothes, it leads others to sin. This goes for both genders
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I wouldn't mind if this thread was archived in the morning it has been a trainwreck
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My favorite part was when Mike shat all over the place
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>>83275200
It was clearly the stalkers that shit everything up. My posts were fine. Fuck off
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Is Lilac really cheating on Centy, while he's slaving away at work trying to afford a visa to America, with Mike? Mike spends all day schizo posting and this is who she chooses? Wow!
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>>83275209
You never even told us if L was lilac. Fucking asshole.
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>>83275222
Teach you a fucking lesson in gang stalking and freaking the fuck out with your lies and false narratives about people only made to hurt them and others involved
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So you are right, I did not confirm or deny
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>>83275237
Hey fuck you buddy I ain't did shit.
But you also just admitted it isn't lilac. Good job.
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>>83275246
He did the opposite from my pov.
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>>83275168
Someone doesn't want the "is Prince still alive" end of thread tarot reading to happen. I wonder who could be behind that
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>>83275270
Shut up Mike. You can't backpedal that easily.
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Friggin frickin heckin le heck heckarino amirite
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>>83275161
Careful. You'll make her jealous.
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>>83275288
That wasn't me.
My posts always have trip.

>>83275270
You are correct

>>83275246
You are correct
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>>83264993
Yo whats the most accurate test?
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>>83275716
Everyone left cause the tripfag above you kept samefagging for hours lol.
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>>83275761
Where are you guys now damn
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>>83275763
In the new discord
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>>83275763
IDK sorry. But I'm leaving before the tripfag comes back. bye.
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Never come back. Fucking stalkers ruined the thread. I just wanted to post a single post to my person. Learn your lesson for the waste of space you are spamming shit here. Garbage people
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>>83275281
Breeder. Who else?
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kris is a girl
more specifically
she's lilac
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>>83275160
>>your type
ESFP-T
>>would you ghost lilac
No.
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>>83275781
wuzz the link
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>>83276042
shut it mike. stalking people is your only attempt to make yourself interesting. you should know
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>Type
NIGGA-T Socionics type P.D.D.
>Are you excited for Diddy party
Yes sirreeee
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Mike and Lilac make for the perfect couple lmao
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cuckqueaning maria is bad mmmkay?
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I somehow always manage to get the last laugh. It's incredible, really
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>>83276930
You already are getting married >///<"
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>>83275070
>my female senses
dude your what?
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>>83277955
his femaledar, he's not saying he's a girl
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>he's not saying he's a girl
freudian slips are first stage of fixing this
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like when your spider senses are tingling it means there is a spider nearby
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You know who else has spidey senses? Spiderman.
If someone has female senses, they are a female.
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Thanks, Retardman . . .
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>>83275411
Whaddayou'know, HUH? NUFFIN.
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>>83277066
I put that chili pepper candy in your butt and glued it shut
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>>83278219
Or that they crawled in your ears last night and made a home
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>>83278403
i know im irresistible but maria will be sad
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>>83278423
I think she'd be impressed if I use solder instead of glue because it doesn't even work like that. Magic.
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>>83275070
Your female senses are horrible btw I constantly make posts here and you 10 out of 10 assume im a woman LOLOLOLOL
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>>83278519
Turbie don't drop the trvth nukes so soon
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>>83278519
You must be an INFP
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>>83278529
nah im an intpGOD
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>>83264993
Was someone here just looking for TV recs last thread?
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>>83278542
>>83256045
Try Beef on Netflix. That was a fun show.
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>>83278542
That would be me (maybe)
Was it the post where I asked for a show that flipped your shit
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>>83278519
Everyone knows TE's woman senses are shot from chasing Turbies tranny dick
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>>83278538
I've recently come under the influence of the belief that all INFPs are male and all INTPs are female. Sorry if you got misgendered because of that
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If you knew diddly squat about mbti you'd know that INTPs are mostly male and INFPs are mostly female.
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>>83278612
Everyone knows that Turbie is not trans! :)
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>>83278635
Common misconception, but that's not what the bird chart proved.
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>>83278639
Turbie is "not trans" because he is "a woman". It's transphobe to accuse a "real woman" of being a "tranny".
:^)
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>>83278625
ive recently come under the belief that you're retarded
but it's ok we learn everyday
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>>83278648
If you were to consult the MBTI manual you'd find that the population of INTPS contains roughly 3x more men than women.
And INFPs contain roughly 2x more women than men.
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>>83278683
Out dated information in the manuals because it was before the internet turned all the men into sissies!!!
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>>83278749
Just because a man is possessed by his animus doesn't mean his dominant function has changed.
It's also funny that you just claimed they're mistyped without even knowing what you're saying. 10/10.
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>>83278771
Turbie Enjoyer is just a retard. He doesn't even know anything about MBTI beyond online tests
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I know turbie's favorite shoe color!! that's pretty /mbti/ ^_^
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>>83278790
Even that is a bit of a stretch, let's be honest.
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There once was an INFP
All musing and quite deep,
Hunched around his screen -
He shouted they're all so fucking mean.
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>>83278657
What is Barry's MBTI
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>>83278813
>>83278790
Do NOT bully my Enjoyer! >_< :'(

>>83264993
>>your type
INFJ-T... :'3
>>are you excited for winter?
Yeah~! ^_^
>>if you had to be stuck in a room with 30 INFPs or a room with 30 ESTJs which would you rather
INFPs! We get along better probably! ^w^
>>would you ever go to war
Only if forced to~! ;w;
>>Did you ever want to be a policeman, firefighter, or cook when you growing up?
N-no... :S
>What was your dream job?
I think I wanted to be a game developer/designer at some point... :3c

>>83265274
I don't know if you're serious, but it *is* important to me! I put in a lot of effort to make /mbti/ a list with about 70 tests, some of which can't be found anywhere else! <(^_^)>

>>83274810
C-cute... :3
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>>83279008
Barry is ESFJ
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>>83105018
D-did I actually post that at some point? :O
It looks so familiar~! :Oc

>>83105301
>None, because they should all belong to Turbie. : )
<3 Awwwwwwww~! (>^_^)><(^_^<)
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>>83279087
>>83279056
My turbie!! (>^_^)><(^_^<)
Glomps you sooo tight
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I am assuming you are talking about this picture? I think you made it in a picrew and you always say something silly when you post it xD you used it a lot a lot
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nobody:
not a single soul:
not even diddy:
coprophile after taking a shit: >>83279108
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>>83279108
I wasn't talking about a picture! I was referring to the questions about how many sparkly socks you own and wish you owned! ^_^;
That picture was indeed made by me in Picrew a few years ago! :3
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>>83279108
>>83279152
Almost forgot the hug! Here it is! (>^_^)><(^_^<)
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>>83279163
>>83279152
(>^_^)><(^_^<)
Thankies <3 You don't want to forget that!
Everyone needs at least 4 hugs a day to survive!!!
As for the question, I don't think you answered!! or not that time I think I asked before ^o^
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>>83279173
About sparkly socks? I think I have 2-3 pairs and wish I had at least 7 pairs! ^o^
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>>83279173
I only hugged a single person in my life and it felt weird and I don't want to do it again.
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*Audible gagging*
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he doesn't think the real turbie actually came back after the hash reset does he?
he's not such an all around newfag to the thread and the internet in general that he really can't tell that Turbie would never low content post like that?

as a reel turpy fan it is insulting 2bdesu that anon's performance evidences all they see Turbie as is mass replies and emoticons ...
when really Turbie is a savant genius and doesn't forsake dignity for attention. He'll sacrifice a lot for Fe harmony but you're totally misunderstanding the motive. At least put some respect on the legacy if you're going to larp
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we're not supposed to bring that up here. read the room.
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The only time thread is ever TRANSCENDENT tier good

Is when Turbie stirred up the other pseudo-occultists and they all droned together into a flow state that overlapped and showed you the most valuable facets of even the woo woo-iest practices and philosophies like the little red plastic eyepiece that decode the answers on your cereal box
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>>83279424
Oh sorry I'm not allowed in
#directorschair
so i can CYBER with all you FUCKING LARPING TRANSSEXUALS before deciding what ARC of th EPLOT the initiate 2daaayyy !
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The most interesting part is that Turbie "Lost" is new trip after the hash reset and is using a 3rd trip.

You can also see something.... INTERESTING.
>>83279087
>Turbie, Anons'Waifu !!8QVBIwhEAjx
Where's the space between anons' and waifu?
>>83279152
>Turbie, Anons' Waifu !!8QVBIwhEAjx
It suddenly shows up again.

HMMMMMMMM. I guess I won't say anymore.
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everyone would be my friend and think im cool andagree witj me TOO if they were ALL MEEEE HM
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>>83277774
>You already are getting married >///<"
There are far worse fates I could imagine.
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>>83279459
Everyone has a little bit of "you" inside them, dear. You're at the stage some (greener than I) would call "starter pack".

But don't worry. The best thing about harsh conditions is they help build up a patina rather quickly, after all.
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Can someone give me a QRD on the last 12 hours?

That's a lot of posts between bedtime and now.
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scheems or something, etc idk I just come for the 16p memes
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tripfag, the thread.
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The the Qualified Retard Detector, I can say, shit was retarded.
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>>83279451
The "Tripcode" is what happens after the !! you can change anything in the front that is the namefield. Welcome to 4chan please enjoy your stay newfren
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>>83276042
>Garbage people
See, "people" implies plural.
I think we both know he doesn't deserve to be given the satisfaction by dignifying his LARPs in actually considering them multiple, distinct individuals
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>>83279594
>He doesn't even understand what was said
lmao
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>>83279646
Bro you're schizophrenic
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>>83279087
how did this bitch name deadposts if xhe wasnt in the thread the whole time, shitting it up, as xer alt avatar turbie enjoyer? what is xhes just orbiting xerself?
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>>83279691
Do not call me Turbie a b-tch >:(
You will rue this day anon.
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>>83279691
ok this is just silly
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>>83279691
Also this, especially considering desu is dead.

>Turbie "loses" his new trip after the hash change
>>83279056
>Turbie, Anons'Waifu
Clear mistake in the name field
>>83279152
>Turbie, Anons' Waifu
Mistake is fixed, but only AFTER >>83279108
>Turbie's Enjoyer
TE posts.
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>implying this is the same old TE
not falling for this one again
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>>83279760


and inbetween the name error, assuming turbie waifu took the name off to make an anonymous post, it could only be the reply fucking with TE or TE himself.
>>83279141
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>>83279760
To be fair desu isn't dead for me, just glitchy right now. But still suspicious.
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>>83279760
Or maybe you're turbs getting tired of te so your doing 4d chess instead of directly telling him to fuck off from your comfy threads how about that?
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>>83279823
completely dead for me
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i heard cloudflare shadowbans when you're on cp blacklist
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>>83279825
Take the shot. He's got psychic residue.

Sorry, Anonymous. On a technicality, you have to die.
Two wrongs don't make a right.. But a right at the wrong place, wrong time, still calls too much attention to the potential for that to be *somebody's* plan not to be handled as liabilities shall.
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>TE is a tranny larping as his personal 4chan ladyboy
i would have never guessed ~(>.O)~
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Everyone here knows this is a pre-hack bait and switch setup . . .
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I was behind the sharty hack just so that I could set this whole ruse up
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>>83279825
Or maybe I'm Lilac with the death note and I put Turbie's real name in the death note and now I'm coming for Te, and I, being the one who took out Turbie, know that TE *is* the new Turbie.
Because Turbie doesn't exist.
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Or maybe... You know... Yeah, you know.
>>
Or MAYBE
Maybe?
Maybe.
Probably.
Perhamps.
Perhampsly.
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That one, just like that.
>>
But-
What if-
You know,
The doubt!
THE DOUBT
OH GOD DOG DIGGY DANGIT THE DOUBT!
Maybe?
>>
It's literally 50/50
>>
As a gamblin' man,
I LIKE THOSE ODDS
ALL IN ON BLACK
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>>83264993
What type would be the most likely to be upset by things that didn't happen? For example, if they almost got hurt because of someone else's mistake or if something good almost happened but didn't.
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>>83280099
You shush your sultry synapses so I'm not SINclined to do it for you, lovey.
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>>83280214
Absolute no thoughts head empty meme association says it would be some kind of Si/Ne vice versa relation that amounts to skill handicaps with potential realities

The most neurotic in that specific way person I have ever met was INFP. But I think that was less related to their function/attitude preference and more to a victim complex from childhood trauma and the unhealthy inclination toward looking for things to affirm their victim complex ("I COULD have DIED." "YOU could have KILLED ME.") they adapted to cope with that trauma. And because they were INFP it was very tied to inferior sensing stuff in general/Se Trickster
>>
Example was like being terrified to the point of shaking about ice skating because their own vivid imagination is accosting them with intrusive thoughts and imagery of them getting their throat sliced open in some freak Final Destination unrealistic accident.

Clinically when stuff debilitates/strongly affects quality of life, ability and capacity yadda yadda that points toward [somethin going on] and MBTI tends to see mental illness as prevalent to be addressed before using typology

But from your question it sounds like you meant more "What type is CRUSHED when they get rained out on they day they had scheduled to go to the waterpark?" and
>loop, stack
models are still just like equivalent to the shared language two polyglots use to communicate but it's neither of their first or most fluent languages
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>>83280223
I shan't no'tn't soil these superb succulent starters powered by providential peace makers plundering pancakes WITHOUT syrup. Neigh! Not one single drop declined, you devilishly devout hater!
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>>83264993
>your type
INTP
>are you excited for winter?
Yes. Though it doesn't snow here, I am just happy that the hot days won't be back until spring.
>if you had to be stuck in a room with 30 INFPs or a room with 30 ESTJs which would you rather
INFP for the I alone. I'm sure we'd all mind our own business and get through our mandatory time in the room in relative peace.
>would you ever go to war
No. I'm not morally against it but if I'm not ideologically for it then I see no point. I don't want to put my life on the line for a paycheck unless it's for something I actually want to fight for or if I desperately need that paycheck.
>Did you ever want to be a policeman, firefighter, or cook when you growing up? What was your dream job?
I didn't have one. Working for a living seemed like a living nightmare that I wanted no part of. I just wanted to be free to continue enjoying every day to the best of my ability as I had been doing before I had to start going to school. That never changed at any point in my life and still holds true today. Let those with dreams chase them, I just want to relax on the sidelines and watch.
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>>83280268
But Prince COULD have died from knifesexo!! :((
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This is an absolute nothingburger
I want a refund
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>>83280337
Reading past the disclaimer that I'm just gonna spitball and see if anything sticks voids the warranty soz
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>>83280268
>relation that amounts to skill handicaps with potential realities
Can you explain what this is?
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>>83280319
I don't know who you are talking to because you didn't tag anyone. I guess you are too good to talk to anyone in particular.
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the evidenceball was enough
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REfund DEEZ nuTZ
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I don't know if that post was for me or someone else. It's a mystery.
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>>83264993
>>your type
INFP
>>are you excited for winter?
Not really desu
>>if you had to be stuck in a room with 30 INFPs or a room with 30 ESTJs which would you rather
I don't like other INFPs so..
>>would you ever go to war
No thanks
>>Did you ever want to be a policeman, firefighter, or cook when you growing up? What was your dream job?
A gambler but instead I do dumb shit like embedding sites into pictures
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>>83280446
>I don't like other INFPs so..
Is it because they remind you of yourself?
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It was a post for the unconscious collective to be differentiated into reality
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>>83279627
Agreed. Seeing c is active just makes it worse, though it was probably him the entire time already. Alcoholic piece of shit.
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is c centar
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To mike "C" is "colton" who he believes is a schizophrenic narc stalker who pretended to be maria and broke his heart
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>>83280522
Idk who centaur is. C is from letter thread about 5 years ago.
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>>83280525
How do you even know this crap?
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>>83280525
Idk if c is Colton. There's nothing that says that is the case that I've seen.

I know C as C from 5 years ago.
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What is interesting is who I believe turbie to be and how much of a good time we have been having basically every night and now seeing how

Turbie enjoyer is such being a twat toward me.
>>
L IS TURBIE??????????
WAIT WHAT
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I don't care who's who, I just want my ......
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>be mike
>haha actually me and turbie are dating haha
>sucks to be you huh TE
yeah sure thing bud.
You're sleeping with every single girl that's ever existed on the planet. What a playboy.
I'm a twat because I said C is colton? everyone who talks to you is a twat huh?
Fuck you mike. Don't ever talk to me.
I have tried to be nice to you before it never pays off because you're a narcissist. you're psychotics. You're severely mentally ill.

Your L is Turbie? lmfao. cool story.
get out of my thread
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>>83280598
This was very weird of you to say that at this timing.
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I didn't say that.

What I said is that I'm having a really good time basically every night with my girl.

I'll leave it at that.
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Waaaaait a minute, Mike is into trannies?
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https://voca.ro/1gMEYygGa1c8
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With your girl Maria?

I'm so glad she came home.

Now get off the internet. Stop talking to other women.

Or Your Girl "L"?
Your Girl you're having so much fun with, but you just deleted off discord and then whined about how much you miss her and are sorry that you had a meltie?

"My girl"
fuck you.

What you said is imply Turbie is "Your Girl"
She's not. Stay away you degenerate prick.
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>>83280622
Bullshit you've been nice. Fuck off

Attempts like >>83280621
Only prove what a narc you are
>>
>*Narcissistically points at your ,.,.,.,.,*
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>>83280652
He's publicly talked about loving desperate pooners for ages at least. More in denial about the other way around but he attracts plenty of them.
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Lmao it's fucking beautiful
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>>83280671
There's no reason to tell you anything about what happened next.

None of your business really and she would want me to take the high road so you don't throw a fit here and start narc'ing about. So I'll do that.
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Mike and Lilac are the picture perfect couple. I'm really hoping they get together. It would be a dream
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>>83280679
>Attempts like >>83280621
>Only prove what a narc you are
NOT MY FUCKING POST YOU FOOL
I HAVE NOT TAKEN OFF MY TRIP AT ALL ITT
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

GET OFF MY THREAD YOU SCHIZOPHRENIC FUCK YOU'VE GOT AN ENTIRE THREAD YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED DON'T COME INTO MINE
I HATE YOU

Here is a complete list of every redeeming quality about you:
1.
>>
>>83280702
YOU SHOW UP INTO MY THREAD
THROW A FIT AT ME
SPAM ME
HARRASS ME
LIE ABOUT ME
THEN SAY I AM THE PROBLEM
I AM THE NARC?
YEAH OK BUDDY
SURE THING.
:)
HAVE A NICE LIFE

You deserve maria's absence.
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>>83280746
>You deserve maria's absence.
And Lilac's presence. Let's not forget
>>
Primordial, ephemeral energies gathering around the mind's eye, the psyche whenever it dares to remember.. Under every image lies an older animal, crouching in the dark, waiting for the go to tire fall into its wispy dreams shrouded by forgotten instincts. Rivers of meaning flowing backwards through time, returning what they took to their roots of the ancestral night. Phantoms arise from beneath the cracks of the surface whenever the weight becomes too much for the dried land. Liminal figures appear from threshold between the land and the sky where certainty dissolves into chaos erupting from the soul beckoning to step upon the cracked land where the symbols of time stand the test of time. Emanations from the underworld ascend only when the weight of the sky relinquishes its pressure and every drown demon which has forgotten its own face shall meet the light once again.
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>>83280746
No fit thrown.

Not sure what you are on about. I just didnt appreciate you talking about Maria or L
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>>83280777
Were you trying to put me asleep with that?
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>>83280780
LMAO
With how often talk about them publicly, you don't have a leg to stand on bud
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>>83280784
Just a plate offering of the unconscious requests placing the lamentations of the ephemeral energies openly, to summon the one.
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>>83280598
>who I believe turbie to be and how much of a good time we have been having basically every night
You know nothing Mike.
You don't even know who centaur is but you're playing video games with turbie every night? Get the fuck out of my thread. You lying, long nosed, degenerate.

Every message you've ever sent on the website is throwing a fit. Where is your family Mike? Where is Maria? When are you going to stop cheating on your woman?
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I don't know what's real or what's bs; but if Turbie is talking to another guy behind TE's back... whoa.
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I guess we know why TE Larps as Turbie now.
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what do you call seagull that lives in the bay?
>A baygull (get it like bagel)
What's do call a fake noodle?
>An impasta.
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>>83279056
>Turbie, Anons'Waifu
No space between "Anons'Waifu" in name field
>>83279087
>Turbie, Anons'Waifu
No space
>>83279108
>Turbie's Enjoyer
Turbie Enjoyer posts.
>>83279163
>Turbie, Anons' Waifu
Space shows up

If anyone can refute this, I'd love to see it.
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Whomst will Lilac clutch on to next when the mentally ill letter thread schizo dumps her?
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>>83280851
She noticed the mistake in her name field and added a space. It's not that deep
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YFW you find out the reason Mike deleted her is because she was talking to someone else
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yeah the deep thing is
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>>83280878
she's in love with infj-a
>>
gasp
woah
gasp
damn
woah
gasp
wowie
>>
Wowzie zowie bagman!
ever thinka bout THOSE grocernies?!
MAKE SURE YOU RETURN YOUR BUGGY TO THE RETURN PLACE

What's a buggy, you say?
FUCK YOU THAT'S WHAT.
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>>83280909
Literally when is she ever NOT talking to someone else?
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>>83280928
Yeah, I figured he was next. But I thought he had his sights on someone better? Or is she a larp as well?
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>>83280770
I never said lilac is L.

>>83280811
I'm not playing video games with my girl (at least we have not been). I never said that.

Wow, you really are being toxic. Just a shitty attitude.

>>83280850
A beaver stubbed his toe. Dam!

>>83280909
She is right, I need to listen to her that you are not worth my energy to respond to.
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>>83281091
You said you know who turbie is and the two of you have been having a lot of fun.

Explain what you meant by that.
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>>83281091
>I need to listen to her that you are not worth my energy to respond to.
>He said
>In his response
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Just finished my 4th playthrough of Deus Ex, Tracer Tong ending, feeling pretty good about it
t. INFP
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>>83281091
>A beaver stubbed his toe. Dam!
Hahahaha good one. Got anymore?
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>>83281118
>4th
Maybe you should get a job
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>>83281091
>I never said lilac is L
LOL. You don't have to.
Did she give you instructions to not say anything? To be, circumspect? She gave me the same "rules" when she was flirting behind Prince's back
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>>83281129
I already have one piss off
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>>83281127
What is a mushroom's best friend? A horse-stack.

Why did the man hit his wife? Because she tripped the safewire.
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>>83281143
>She gave me the same "rules" when she was flirting behind Prince's back
Why did you continue such behavior and why did she leave you?
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>>83280850
Very cute and funny my grandma thought they were hahaa jokes
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>>83281155
I didn't flirt back with her until after bro dropped her. And I dropped her because she was doing "sleep calls" with centaur
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I mean, is anyone noticing a pattern? She has a history of cheating and having dudes lined up on standby. Even Prince was a behd-the-back guy before he got his varsity jersey
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what's this? fucktorio?
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The factory must grow
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>>83281095
I've said too much already. I need to recognize all this is outside of us and I should just enjoy time with her because she and the time with her is special.

>>83281096
Definitely a she

>>83281127
The oceanic fish started a war. I "sea anemone"! One exclaimed
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She went for that 1000 SPM sperm per minute megabase run and poor anons didn't know they were just a starter base until she grabbed the labs and loaded up the car with 1000s of belts, assemblers, furnaces, and inserters and then sped off to another base
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>>83281211
>Definitely a she
Mike is a woman now? Weird. Does that mean L is a man, or Mike is gay?
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>>83281145
But, I don't get these tho >_<
>>83281159
>Very cute and funny my grandma thought they were hahaa jokes
Tell your granny that Alaina from 4chan says hi. Also: what do you call a mountain of cats?
>A meow-tain
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>>83281211
>because she and the time with her is special
Special, you say? Is that why you tried to ghost her not even 24hrs ago? You two really deserve each other. Not even meant as shade
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>>83281143
No rules.

>>83281223
Huh?
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>>83281127
An atom accidentally smacks into another atom.
"Are you ok?", the first atom asks.
"I think I lost an electron", the second atom replies.
"Are you sure?", the first atom asks.
"Yea", the second atom replies, "I'm positive".
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>>83281191
I tried being her friend and never said anything romantic to her in private and she blocked me.
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>>83281032
>sights on someone better
Infj-a is a narcissist manipulative sociopath, he does not genuinely like anyone.
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>>83281266
You dodged an absolute bullet.
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>>83281270
he is none of the three
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>>83281287
>You dodged an absolute bullet
I don't want to dodge it. I want to meet it head on and become one with it.
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>>83281270
By the sight of mine eye
I spy the fright of thine fry
The claws rip,
The fire strips
The walls drip,
With the blood
Of the flood

Standing on a rock;
Stood the -
Staring.
Waiting.
Wanting.
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>>83281330
>I don't want to dodge it. I want to meet it head on and become one with it.
Well, you misplayed it. Of course you didn't make the cut if you didn't try to flirt with her. What, did you think she was looking for friends? LOL. Nah, she's looking for "friends"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgZitUn9SOc
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Watch it not be her and there's just 9/10 coincidences. Kek
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She is free to scold me if that's the case
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Centaur upgraded while she gets...
That...
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I for one abhor this anti purple propaganda propagating through the improper means of perpetuity promulgating perplexing proposals pontificating peace breaking pickles.
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>because I still might be next
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Centaur is dating Homu.
Lilac is also dating Homu but Centaur doesn't know that
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>>83281266
desu if you dont show interest at all the other party will assume you hate them and leave ofc. esp if she was flirting
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This has been my least favorite thread in months >:(
The only good thing about it was turbie was here
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Next, not next, who cares?
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Dude if Prince was here I wonder what he would think about the recent Mike development
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He'd say what we all know
L is Turbie.
That's why TE is so mad.
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Turbie Innjoyer.
TE's cousin who runs an inn
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>TE's cousin who is really just TE in a mask
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>>83281487
>>83281379
I did not flirt with her in private and she never flirted with me. She unadded me because she didn't want anything to disrespect her relationship. You are wrong about her. She's a good person.
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>lilac
>good person
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Turbie Employer.
TE's uncle who runs a small business and owns an ethical, free-range organic ranch raising sacrificial animals in a humane way
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>>83281604
>She's a good person.
Just when I thought I couldn't KEK anymore today . . .
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Who also happens to be TE in yet another mask
but this time on raised shoes
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>>83281640
Is that why he won't let the illegal immigrant ranch hands come back behind the desk?
:)
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It's like disney world except every single worker is Turbie Enjoyer wearing a different hat
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I'm so glad I don't have to participate in the humilation ritual known as end of thread posting
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>>83281604
I'm afraid to tell you this, but you might be stupid. But you're aware you might be stupid, and that just wraps around into you having even stupider insticts.
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My favorite humiliation ritual is SEX LMAO XDD
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I miss the fat black womnan
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If mbti was a place it would be a small horse paddock with white fences
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>>83281678
You mean Breeder?
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>On TE's uncle's ranch
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The posters move like molecules colliding with each other
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I want to see Centaur vs Breeder in a cage fight.
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>>83281734
Centaur would destroy breeder
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THIS PLACE NEVER REVEALED ITS SECRETS I HOPE IT BURNS TO THE GROUND DISCORD RIGGER SCUM
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the biggest retarded slut award goes to...
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House of mirrors...
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The biggest slut award goes to . . . KRIS!
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>>83281786
the only slut itt tbqh
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Stepping on KRIS's face if I were permitted from these CHAINS across my body
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Smelling Kris through the computer screen...
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A house of mirrors is no problem with []
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>>83281744
Uhm what secrets did you want to find?
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>>83281889
The secret discord server.

The real centaur.
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I'm choosing to be nice even though you're being shitty because you're her friend (or at least I assume so with the name in your trip)
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>>83281928
DAMN L IS TURBIE?!!?
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Discord is obsolete since Turbie isn't on there
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>>83281980
Oh well if turbie is not on discord, then my L is not turbie. Despite the similarities.
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>L is Turbie
>Mike is in love with L
>TE is in love with Turbie
>Mike is TE.
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>be mike
>owo i'm so in love with maria i'll never be with another
>Dm and hang out with every hussy who walks down the street
>lie about their identity to others
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>>83282081
>Be Mike super fan
>Jizz in pants every time Mike posts and just have to comment
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sure ok :)
whatever you say
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>>83282081
And why are you so obsessed with Mike's girl?
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I, for one, think...
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Fire shouldn't ever have to be used to make people shut the fuck up
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>>83282142
She was never Mike's girl. She's always been our girl. He doesn't even know his type.
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>Be Mike
>Stir shit
>Be mad when shit is stirred
Lol
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His chimp out in letter thread calmed me down a lot, cause Everything I wanted to say to him he already said to others. his brain full of bad bad,,,
I'm at peace good night /mbti/
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>>83282326
Clearly No chimp out but there is a narc throwing a fit which I'm suspecting is you

Makes sense why turbie only sees you as a friend
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Xd
Turbie and I are going to be married
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It is interesting to see how diluted you are to think that others see you any differently than someone throwing a fit and narcing out.

I'll leave it alone because you're miserable enough as it is being such a cunt to others and no one reciprocating kindly towards you because you're being a cunt.
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>>83282360
If who I've been with is turby then I got to say, you are not off to a good start. It would be disrespectful than talk about what we've been doing.
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Mike doesn't even have a clue of who L is
Mike is getting played. Lmao
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The intensity, amount, and hours in a row.

I'll leave it at that.

I really disliked having to tell you this, but you were being such a fucking cunt about Maria, L, and toward I that I don't feel bad in the slightest that you suffer knowing the truth.
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>>83281809
Wowza!
We gotta see about letting you out for a bit
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>>83282410
We're you just crying about how sorry you were for deleting L just like a few hours ago? lmao
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>>83282401
Yeah, sorry. I thought it would spice things up to tell him L was here that way he could come over and ruin this thread as well. KEK
I was bored, I'm sorry
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Yes yes we know everyone who falls into lilac's eyes fall madly and deeply in love and can't control themselves
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WAIT LMAO
Is he really turning on L again this quickly? This is too good
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>>83282446
I think everyone has been chuckling at the chaos
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>>83282445
Do you understand the concept of time and how things happen during that time?

>>83282446
No one told me L was here. Narc bait.

>>83282447
Kek ok
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In a mere 24 hours this fuck has gone from ghosting her, to reconciling with her and saying how special she is and how special the time spent together is, to now being back to wanting her to suffer?

Oh and somehow I'm imaging this and projecting my own BPD onto him. Right ..
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>>83282457
Not turning on anyone, but I can see you're getting upset and throwing a narc fit. You aren't worth my time or energy. I'm going to put that into something else ;)
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>>83282475
Nope, I've never heard of time before, I'm an ephemeral demon who exists outside of what you call space and time.
Care to elaborate and enlighten me with your superior corporeal awareness?
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>>83282491
You forgot the part where he went around spamming how sorry he was and how he felt so bad for deleting her.
Don't forget that.
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I could make a clever pun about how I'm not turning on her and I'm actually turning her on but it's getting weird here with you cucks So I'm just going to go hang out
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>>83282512
Yeah, that honestly was an important event in the timeline. I'll call it his guilt busting schema
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Doooo oooo
Doooo uuuu
Doooo oooo
Doooo uuuu

In youuu and I~~
There's a new laaaaaaaaeeeeaaaand
Angels in flight
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I think it safe to say Mike got cheme'd
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>I only care about Maria
>new woman comes into life who trash talks Maria
>Oh wow I need to sex her look how wet she's getting from my mental breakdown
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>>83282446
You should be ashamed for bringing Mike into this thread. It's ruined my whole day. Definitely worst day of the month so far.
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I think it was hilariously chaotic, I definitely approve of [b^] doing that.
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>>83282562
Well I'm SORRY it's not like we had scripture talks going on or INFJ-A's Socratic dialectics in session. It was a little slow. He won't camp out here forever (I don't think ? )
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Hay, it's not my fault there wasn't anything fun to think about. I could've roasted TE about how he's actually a Gnostic again, but that's old news.



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