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>your type
>when was your last kiss?
>how many tabs do you have open?
>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it (don't lie)

>16 personalities
https://www.16personalities.com/
>Enneagram:
enneagramtest.com
>love type
ttps://lovetype16.com/personality
>Myers Briggs Type Indicator Text analyzer:
https://www.uclassify.com/browse/g4mes543/myers-briggs-type-indicator-text-analyzer?input=Text
>Turbies Test Compilation
https://pastebin.com/6YSzm68D

Last thread >>83264993
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an ENTJ made this thread
>your type
INTJ
>when was your last kiss?
The last time i told turbie
(>^_^)><(^_^<) MWAHHH ^3^
>how many tabs do you have open?
I have 3 pinned tabs, and 2 open tabs. When working. I have like 12 at most. Sometimes 3 windows though.
My phone has 5 tabs open also
>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
I am always hopeful for turbie to post! ^_^
How about you OP?
>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it (don't lie)
I made it, lost it, and will make it again!
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>>83284712
>your type
ENTJ
>when was your last kiss?
Never. Kissing is for sensing types.
>how many tabs do you have open?
12. Parcel tracking, emails and things I'm working on.
>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
No lmao.
>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it (don't lie)
A few years ago, but the harder we fall the more we can rise and I have come so far in such a short time already.

>>83284835
>an ENTJ made this thread
Wasn't me, but I agree with OP's image.
>I made it, lost it, and will make it again!
Based attitude fren. I believe in you!
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>>83284876
more like for feeling types you insecure potato
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>your type
INTP
>when was your last kiss?
15 years ago.
>how many tabs do you have open?
Better not tell you
>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
Depends on the thread
>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it (don't lie)
I can still make it (on some parts of life) things are kind of looking up these days
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>>83284712
>your type
INTP
>when was your last kiss
Fuck... a year and a half ago I guess. Family not included.
>how many tabs do you have open
Too many to count plus a full txt. file of links and topics that I had to purge because my ram was pissing and shitting itself.
>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted
Only ones I reply to. If I'm especially bored I'll switch between boards looking for threads to give my two cents in then refresh between them until the topic changes.
I hate normal social media but I also have no friends so this is probably my way of coping with loneliness.
>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it (don't lie)
It? Romance? When I turned down a girl out of my league and that I really vibed with because she wasn't ideal (not as a person, but according to my standards and fetishes) and I knew I'd sabotage the relationship sooner or later so I just decided to spare us both the bother and pain.
Career/life? I stumbled into a meme degree as a directionless teenager and I have no marketable skills plus the job market and economy are fucked so recently realized I will be happy to be a NEET even though I know I'd hate it because it's preferable to being chewed up and spit out by the system with no chance of succeeding.
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>your type
INFJ-T
>when was your last kiss?
december 2020
>how many tabs do you have open?
six
>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
yes, especially my own threads, ill sit and refresh for hours
>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it (don't lie)
i will never give up and neither should you
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>>83284712
>your type
ENTJ
>when was your last kiss?
About 15 minutes ago
>how many tabs do you have open?
4
>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
Sometimes
>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it (don't lie)
My fwb wants to be exclusive but I want to date, and I'm closing in on my 30s. Tinder is showing fewer likes than a few years ago but I think thats because I never talk to my matches and ignore them when they message first, so the algorithm is avoiding me. My brother has a hot gf so Im in the market for one too.

>>83285060
Spectacularly based

>>83284876
You're a larper. Im the only real ENTJ on this board
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>>83284712
>your type
IDK
>when was your last kiss
a girl kissed me on the cheek in kindergarten
>how many tabs do you have open
19
>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
only if it's a reply to me
>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it
this year when i realized all my efforts are futile
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>>83284712
>your type
INFJ
>when was your last kiss?
I never tried it.
>how many tabs do you have open?
some
>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
No, 4chan has an automatic function for that
>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it (don't lie)
When I realized that we're all gonna die in ww3 soon.
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>>83284712
>your type
ENTJ-A
>when was your last kiss?
I kissed a kitty on top of his head a few days ago.
>how many tabs do you have open?
11: 7 are google docs/sheets, 2 are 4chan, 1 is a cara nicole YT vid, 1 is crunchy roll ("villainess level 99").
>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
No, because there is no point?
>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it (don't lie)
Their is no "not making it", because I never stop, I am becoming made.
"...don't stop believin, hold on to the feeling, "
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>>83285191 (me)
oops forgot a pic
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>>83284712
>your type
INTP-A
>when was your last kiss?
kissed a guy at a party about half a year ago
never actually kissed a girl
>how many tabs do you have open?
49 if i counted right
>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
yes
>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it (don't lie)
guess it depends on what you mean, but i remember telling people in like middle school that i never wanted a gf, that my puter was more than enough for me. Pretty sure i had a chance at a high school sweetheart, but sperged out and didn't realize. So i guess it was over before the first trimester.
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>>83284712
>your type
INTP i think, I don't remember and can't be bothered to take the test again
>when was your last kiss?
months and months ago, I'm thinking maybe 7?
>how many tabs do you have open?
13
>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
yes, I hope someone responds to my post
>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it (don't lie)
probably last year, when I broke up with my only relationship ever, I ruined the one chance I had, god took pity on me and I fucked it up
>>
>>83285209
>yes, I hope someone responds to my post
OK heres your (You).
Listen I have a secret way to get infinite (You)s the jannies and glowies don't want yout to know: just respond to your own posts
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>>83285249
thats smart, thank you anon, but I'm more interested in the actual conversation I could have over the (You)s I'd get
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>>83285258
talk to chatgpt it's smarter than r9k combined. retarded but smarter
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>>83285289
>chatgpt
is a filty liar...
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>>83285319
nta, by the way
>>
more truthful than y'all freakos
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>>83284712
I used to be obsessed with MBTI but I've realised it's completely and utterly pointless. There is not a single use for MBTI.
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>>83285289
chatgpt is more retarded then r9k combined, I like the actual human connection over some "intelligent" ai model
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Can someone explain to me why they didn't make it like picrel? (which matches how the first two rows are).
If you applied the sentinal/explorers metrics to the analysit/diplomat categories, then you'd have:
>Analyists = INTJ, INFJ, ENTJ, ENFJ
>Diplomats = INTP, INFP, ENTP, ENFP
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>>83285355
if anon is on r9k anon doesbt consider anon human
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>>83285379
none of you are real, I'm the only real anon surrounded by a bunch of glowies and ai's, the internet is empty except for myself
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das rite, meatgoy
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>>83285402
/pol/ told me AI can't say "kys",
so: kys faggot :)
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>>83285425
if /pol/ says it it's gotta be true,
kys retard :)
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>>83285431
>if /pol/ says it it's gotta be true
sure it is, kike
:3
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>>83284712
>your type
INTP
>when was your last kiss?
Never had one
>how many tabs do you have open?
4chan, one
>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
Yeah
>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it (don't lie)
When I realized I had no money but still have hope
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>>83285453
its sooooo true :3
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>>83284712
>>your type
ESFP-T
>>when was your last kiss?
5 or 6 minutes ago.
>>how many tabs do you have open?
Three, including this one.
>>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
It's been over a year since I've done that.

>>83285191
>I kissed a kitty on top of his head a few days ago.
Aaaw! : )
>>
>>83284712
-intp
-never
-80ish tabs organized into a variety of groupings for immediate access
-sometimes I refresh if I actually put effort on a post
-idk never really tried to make it in the first place
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Lately I'm interested in the "demon" function, the number 8 in the stack, and how it creates troubble for a type.
Like, for the INFJ the demon-Si makes memories of the past more bad than the past has actually been, and it's true, I'm INFJ and I have that, most memories I have are cringe or just bad. I have to remind myself that there were good times too.
And the demon-Ti for the INFP makes them dumb. logic_exe not found :)
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>>83286382
Just go read up on Socionics instead. The Role and PolR functions are well defined there and make actual sense.
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>>83284712
>>your type
INTP
>>when was your last kiss?
Lol
>>how many tabs do you have open?
11
>>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
Yes, I do.
>>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it (don't lie)
When I was 5
>>
who is the best mbti type in bed
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>>83286478
INTP

Good snoozer and lays in bed all day
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>>83286462
>Socionics
>"Uses same 4-letter codes, but the meaning of J/P is different an MBTI INTJ is usually a Socionics INTp (ILI), not INTj (LII)"
No thanks...it's already complicated enough.
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>>83286595
intps are the most autistic type
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>>83286627
nta
I would say INTJ are more autistic.
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>>83285068
>You're a larper. Im the only real ENTJ on this board
You are obviously miss-typed if you sometimes refresh threads hoping someone posted.
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>cramming for my Psych final tomorrow
>get to this slide
>think of this thread
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>>83286857
this thread definitely won't help your cramming. gtfo anon
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>>83286004
>It's been over a year since I've done that
I want to do that for you.
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>>83284712
Which types are most likely to be interested in growing as a person?
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>>83287001
ESFP, ESTJ, and INFP
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>>83286478
ESFJ. They always aim to please.

>>83286963
Aw, thank you. : )
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>>83287001
INTP

I have always liked the idea of growing a person or maybe a clone but I am waiting on future technology to make this happen
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>>83284712
>your type
INxP
>when was your last kiss
Never
>how many tabs do you have open
12
>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted
Whenever I make a thread I obsessively refresh to see if people posted
>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it
When I flunked school and failed to get a job and failing to make friends IRL and online


Anyone else wish there was an apocalypse so that they could rebuild civilization with the homies
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>>83287092
Same bro, INTP, that sounds fun as shit, you could create your own religion during it>>83287022
Why INFP?
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>>83287267
Exactly bro, you get to be the top dog of society, with all the excitement and magic of creating a new world order, rediscovering the world and building towards a new future

I think we should just nuke all of society already


Also that wasn't me but INFP because they are very values based and so they're constantly striving towards idealsv
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>>83287314
>>83287267
You want everything to be destroyed so that you'll have a chance at a higher social standing?

Which types are most likely to think like this?
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>>83287314
Yeahh bro I'm waiting till the next great depression kicks off with the AI bubble popping
Nuclear war soon too, cannot wait for it
You could create your own clan, everything, it'd be fun to write down all of society's previous history down
>I think we should just nuke all of society already
Agreed, it's not going to get better desu
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>>83287328
He said his type, INTP
I honestly don't really know about my type, I'd have to say INxP something but I'm always going back from type to type

To be honest to me it's just the liberation of leaving the baggage of the old world behind and all of it's people and ideals, and the fun of discovering and making a new world

Even though realistically, I'm on 4chan, I would never be at the top, but at least I'd be able to leave a peaceful life away from bureaucracy

That's also why I'm excited for the Singularity to happen
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>>83287351
AHAHAHA I say AI Singularity and you say AI bubble

Either way I just how this world gets kaboomed to dust

Why would I want to write down the old society anyway? I'm more interested in how the new world would turn out, that's the fun
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>>83287367
>I'm more interested in how the new world would turn out, that's the fun
Exactly dude ahaha, imagine the new cultures and religion that could be, your phone could end up being an artifact, you could draw maps, everything, the world would be our oyster, we could explore, conquer, everything
>AHAHAHA I say AI Singularity and you say AI bubble
LMAO yeah, hopefully it all ends up being gone
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>>83287396
The amount of possibility from a new world is truly nauseating, isn't it? A world where through enough willpower, anyone can create any sort of outcome they want. Live any sort of life them want. That's why I'm so drawn to post apocalyptic fiction. Even better if there was a great mystery to be resolved. I want the search. I live for the search.
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>>83284712
>your type
INFP
>when was your last kiss?
Never
>how many tabs do you have open?
39, 5 of which are 4chan
>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
Not obsessively, i just refresh all the threads i'm following when taking a break from gaming every once in a while
>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it (don't lie)
At around 14

I sense some passive aggressiveness in these questions
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>>83287314
>Exactly bro, you get to be the top dog of society, with all the excitement and magic of creating a new world order, rediscovering the world and building towards a new future
Yea, I'm sure it would turn out exactly like you think.

>>83287328
>Which types are most likely to think like this?
Selfish loser types.
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>>83286857
You have a funny teacher anonski
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>>83286857
No no no no /MBTI/ bros...
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>>83286857
The modern conceptualization of nearly everything is bullshit. Modern society is full of idolaters.
>>83287001
All of them.
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>>83287461
Same, it's as if the more we progress, the more we paradoxically desire to regress. It's strange, whatever we live in now will be condemned in a hundred years. Might as well be better off limited.
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>>83287731
What's your favorite of the fiction though?
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>>83287461
If you look outside, right now is the time when you have the greatest potential to create anything you want. The further you regress the lower the potential.
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>>83284712
>INTJ
>12 years ago
>a couple
>no
>when i was 12 i figured it out
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>>83287721
>All of them.
Lazy answer.
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>>83287849
Truth is lazy? All types are equally drawn to growing as a person.
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>>83287867
You answer everything as if all types are equally likely to do or behave exactly the same.
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>>83287920
Yeah ask anon to rate them from most likely to least likely
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>>83287920
Yes, quite literally, they are. It's not lazy, it's just a fact.
>>
You could ask what growth looks like for each type, but then you run into the same problem. It looks the same.
Then you could ask what functions will each type develop in their growth?
Welp, same thing. Every type has to develop every function.

Any time you try and associate types with externalized behavior you will run into this problem. Because you cannot do that. It's called the type problem, as you describe a type with external behaviors, the less accurate your description of that type gets, until you're eventually describing all types.
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Unironically, the reason why people say mbti is pseudo science and equate it to astrology is exactly that reason, too.
Because the people who use mbti cannot stop associating the types with behavior. Generic descriptions that apply to anyone and everywhere.

These sorts of shallow descriptions don't do any good for anyone, in fact, they only cause harm. All for the superficial gain of the ego-persona to feel special by having its super unique letter combination affirmed.
Yuck.

Type is not behavior, period. It's inner orientation.
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>>83287969
I saw what you said.
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>>83288167
What type is most likely to behave in a way that makes them post this?
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>>83287969
The source is this wonderful thing called Carl Jung's Psychological Types, and all of his collected works on typology.

Also, hating people is based. Based purple-people-hater. Based. Based. Based.
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I told my 'friends' I'm not doing a birthday party bachelorette thing they have planned for me, and they have the gaul to be mad at me. First of all I dont wanna have sex with a random male escort SORRY. And second I don't wanna get wasted And feel like crap the next day. People need to grow the F up.
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why is xit blogposting on here like a 12 year old kid
>first of all
lmao
>>
you dont even have friends whod organize that for ya bitter shit
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>>83288229
The type which has read a lot of Jung's work and understands analytical psychology, its point and purpose.
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>>83288536
Aren't you indian anyways
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>>83288585
uhuh, says the lonely e-whore vintage bitch who came crawling to a random shitposting forum to trauma dump to literal strangers. Ya, im the one with no friends.
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>>83288611
And which type is that in MBTI?
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>>83288585
organise what? a shitty little sympathy sex ritual? what are you, a virgin? Why are your quote friends organising a virginity quest cheat for you on your bday? facially fucked up ENTJ browsing and blogging on an incel board. you are the biggest fuck up ever
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>>83288680
The archetypal everyman.
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>>83288536
Surprisingly Fi of you
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>>83288688
So ISTJ?
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>>83288683
Why does her not being peer pressured into doing something degenerate trigger you so much
You must be a Fe-get
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>>83288536
>Im saving my hairy puss puss for ANONYMOUS on 4chan you GUYS. you dont even GET me. I HATE the people i willingly surround myself with urrrgghh so annoying!
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>>83288700
And the INTP, and the ESTJ and the ESFP, and so forth.
The everyman is every man, which includes every (hu)man.
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>>83288706
why are you dissociating from your little anime.png and 3rd person fagging?
Because its funny FIncel
>xer
LOL
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>>83288720
>S-samefag
Weak
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>>83288706
>>83288536
i dont think even the escort would consent to this. its more like wage pressured rape
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>>83288713
>The everyman is every man, which includes every (hu)man.
Sounds very ISTJ to me
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>>83288752
That's because ISTJs are part of everyone.
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>>83288746
Lose weight yo chub tub >>83288536
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>>83288746
Id hate to be so un self aware.. ew so embarrassing
>>83288739
We all know its you masculina-fag, you have no orbiters or white knights, just look at
>>83288746
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>foid goes on the chan
>makes reply
>1 billion trillion (You)s

they really never learn, do they? just jerking off the ENTJ with infinite attention
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>>83288536
this isnt your little 2009 myspace groupchat fucking retard.

>>83288827
This is r9k hehehehe. Foids and attention is the norm here, we even tolerate trannies. my sweet little /a/stranged refugee.. But whats irregular is masculina-fag, she can post as many thirst traps as she wants but she will get no (you)s because she is a filthy overweight lipid ogre
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>>83288827
except no one is showering xer with love and affection. even trannies get that much
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>>83284712
>your type
INTJ
>when was your last kiss?
never
>how many tabs do you have open?
across 3 computers, maybe 40-50?
>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
depends on the thread
>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it (don't lie)
By age 23 I had a good idea I wouldn't make it. Age 25 set it in stone. Now the year just slip away faster and fast.
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Since you guys wanna pretend to be me, I'm forced to be a triptranny. You had your fun, party is over.
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>>83288536
>First of all I dont wanna have sex with a random male escort SORRY.
I don't blame you at all.

>>83288746
Lovely.
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>>83288585
you quoted friends btw
>83288879
Great, now we can hide xer
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i hate old women so much
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>you had your fun, party is over
last words as i filter said trip
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>>83284712
>your type
INFJ
>when was your last kiss?
never
>how many tabs do you have open?
this one. i usually go around using 2 or 3 tabs but there are no interesting threads rn
>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
i keep them pinned, so no refreshing
>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it (don't lie)
i'm slowly starting to realize "making it" is a thing i can actually do if i put the effort in, but i lack drive or motivation
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degeneracy is applauded in the west T_T
male prostitutes (and female) should be abolished with stones
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I filtered a tripcode for the first time every yesterday. It was mike
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>>83288918
Welcome to my gay butt fuck van I sell gay butt fucks gay sucks and gay clucks whichever one you want we got it
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>>83288934
sounds reasonable, the guy is full schizo in a bad way
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>>83288942
what was all the mike drama yesterday even about i didn't bother to read all that yappington
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>>83288934
Now you don't know what i say

Perfect
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>>83288934
>I filtered a tripcode for the first time every yesterday. It was mike
For a second I thought you said you filtered your own tripcode and I was thinking "why would he do that?"
But I guess Mike does post a lot (I don't read most of what he posts, shhhh! Don't tell him).
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>>83288951
I wrote a letter to my girl. Narc anons started spamming and making up negative narrative and garbage surrounding it. Turbie enjoyer started being cunty because of who I'm with.

I'm leaving it at that.
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>>83288951
TEs e-gf whom he worships and tends altar to daily was secretly dating mike this whooooole time
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>>83288981
sounds like a bunch of faggot drama
why are you here anyway don't you have your letters bla thread
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>>83288997
are you FUCKING kidding me or are you just regularly kidding me
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>>83289008
what is your mbti tranny boy
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>>83289021
my MBTI is NIGGA-T
im gonna sleep bye
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>>83288981
>wrote a letter to my girl
You said you are not dating. This guy is always lying.
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>>83289014
He says it's Turbie because "they act totally the same" meanwhile he doesn't know who turbie is at all and has slandered her good name saying she's chasing after Mike for sex and being a pest thot that added him on discord, Facebook, Google plus etc.

He doesn't know who she is at all and is just assuming it's the same person because he's incapable of rational thought. Everything in the world revolves around him and his fragile ego.

When called out on his lies he got defensive because of the fragile ego thing and thinks I'm persecuting him. people like him need to be emasculated, put into skirts, and fed estrogen.
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>>83289036
>she's my girl
>we aren't dating
>we had sex
>I deleted her cause I love Maria so much
>we're back together but she needs to be nice to Maria
This dude is an enemy to the world. Also I'm pretty sure that it's lilac he's talking to
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>>83289054
dude, he's literally posted his discord account so many times, it seems like he's on tinder
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what mbti is mike
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>>83289049
>that last line
LOLOLOLOLOL didn't know you were like that

didn't you know mike is a tranny anyway? just an FTM one. doesn't even need to be emasculated just fuck em right in the pussy
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lilac really making the rounds with r9k ecelebs huh? no winners yet
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>>83285060
>>83285134
>>83288912
If an INFJ doorslams you, is there a way to get them to come back to the door and open it? Or is the door closed forever?
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>>83289049
>saying she's chasing after Mike for sex and being a pest thot that added him on discord, Facebook, Google plus etc.

I never said this

>Turbie
I have my reasons. Others are making this a bigger deal than it is.

>people like him need to be emasculated, put into skirts, and fed estrogen

Wtf
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>>83289278
personally, it depends on what they did, but i'd say it's forever 90% of the time
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>>83289054
>but she needs to be nice to Maria
I never said this.

>Lilac
If you were chill and didn't sperg out of causally said if so or not

>>83289072
Architect type
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Do you guys find zodiac to be accurate for you?
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>>83289303
i have posted letters to a person i hold dear and you always come and reply talking about yourself and how this letter was also about whoever the fuck you're schizoing about, you can't even hold a little respect for others grieving
and then you have the guts to call others narcs, you fucking suck
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>>83289363
Same fag larp narcs suck.
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>>83289374
can't even hold yourself accountable? are you stupid or just completely delusional?
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>>83289374
This is Mike's response to everyone that doesn't suck his dick
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>>83289363
So true so true
Clap clap clap
Preach brother preach
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>>83289278
Typically they'll doorslam in such a way that it's impossible to ever reconnect
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>>83289580
thats what an infp did to me
deleted allll social media even my singing monsters, xbox, and found refuge in some niche corner of the internet
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I think any inxx is liable to doorslam and go full schozo
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>>83289700
Wtf how do I change my type to some inxx!
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>>83289700
in my experience intps dont doorslam, they slowly make you feel worthless until you want to leave
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>>83289054
>Also I'm pretty sure that it's lilac he's talking to
She wouldn't do that.
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>>83289767
No they definitely do, i was messaging a fem intp on discord and next thing i know i was blocked, i didnt even do anything
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>>83289799
didnt even do anything? sounds fishy
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>>83289286
>it depends on what they did, but i'd say it's forever 90% of the time
But what if she was wrong about it? How do I get to the 10%?
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>>83289886
>what if she was wrong
if you tried telling her she is wrong, then you would get doorslammed again. all you can do is try and approach it in a thoughtful way, explaining your own feelings and trying to make her realize she is wrong on her own. its hard to tell how with this amount of info
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>>83289647
I do that
One time a friend stopped talking to me probably because he was busy with life and also I'm obnoxiously and uninteresting but I called him a nigger retard faggot and blocked him. Sad cause he was a cool guy
Either I get blocked or I ghost people lol
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>>83289700
No more or less liable than any other type.
Because types aren't restricted by behavior, idolater.
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>>83289952
That's really inadequate wow
what's your type
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>>83289983
>Because types aren't restricted by behavior,
No one said that they are.
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>>83289983
I don't think an ESFP would ever go full schozo
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>>83290155
You do know you can say things without directly saying things.
If he wasn't saying that types aren't restricted by behavior, why did he restrict the types to INxx? Why didn't he say any type is liable to doorslam?

Why is the behavior restricted to a singular behavior, "doorslam" and the type is restricted to a narrow subset of types "INxx". Why not ENXX? Why not xxxx?
>No one said that they are.
Hey, look at that. He did say it. It's almost like it's exactly what he meant to say: >>83290192
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>>83290201
No. You are wrong about this.
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>>83290201
>>83290232
have sex with each other
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>>83290232
I've consulted the tome of knowledge. Nope, you're wrong.
>>83290201
Ew that's hella gay.
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>>83290201
The INFJ doorslam is a well documented phenomenon and commonly cited event
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>>83289771
What other L is there? His Lisa won't play video games with him and she isn't in mbti. Who else could L be?
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>>83290331
Lisa has not been here for 5 years
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Is a thinker or a feeler more likely to doorslam?
Or is it related to introversion/extroversion in the big 5 sense? Or maybe Turbulent vs Assertive is more relevant to the doorslam
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Both are equally likely to doorslam.
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>>83284712
>>your type
INFJ
>>when was your last kiss?
Never
>>how many tabs do you have open?
9 tabs rn
>>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
I use 4chanX
>>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it (don't lie)
I have a good chance of making it, and if I don't become rich I'll still enjoy life anyways
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>>83289925
I feel like getting door slammed was wrong and hurtful and I don't want to he door slammed anymore. Please open the door!
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>>83290633
you're obnoxious just fuck off. not answering your questions. icky needy cunt
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>>83290633
if you got door slammed they want literaaaalllllyyyyy nothing to do with you anymore, they dont care, they arent interested, they dont need you. you need to move on now.
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togata >>> himeno
she won
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>>83290646
>>83290652
Wtf INFJ bipolar moment? Why INFJ be like this?
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>>83290667
i an intp
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I've never doorslammed anyone before
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>>83290652
>they dont need you. you need to move on now
but I need them.
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>>83290679
Maybe you're the door
The slampig
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>>83290681
they leave 0 doorways to contact them that means they dont even give a shit for a reaction you are nothing to them bab meditate or something
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chuck is burning in hell because witches make better content
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>>83290691
>Maybe you're the door
>The slampig
What are you implying
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>>83290702
>What are you implying
iykyk
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>>83290646
I don't like your energy. I'm slamming the door on you. Never reply to me again.
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>>83290694
troonmineko lost
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>>83290721
it won plus us uminekoGODs are white o algo lol
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prince is slavic so he will never be white
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>>83290713
you're doorslammed first.
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INFJbvlls run the thread
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i'm so lonely i hate my life
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>>83290791
Me too ily
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>>83284712
>your type
intj and intp
>when was your last kiss?
never
>how many tabs do you have open?
only 68
>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
auto refresh is on 5 secs
>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it (don't lie)
about 5 years ago when I was closing in on 30 and was basically no further in life than I was when I was 12. I still am lol
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>>83290764
You were at the front door. I opened the back door and now I'm closing it shut on you.
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Nooo anon don't shut the door T_T how will I get inside??
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You'll have to break in
Just like you broke into turbies gay butthole
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Be nice to my Turbie ^_^
She is adorable!~~
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Oh You don't have to worry about that
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Istp

Everyone other personality is retards
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>your type
INFP
>when was your last kiss?
Saving myself for consent
>how many tabs do you have open?
I broke atleast one PC and Android from having thousands of Chrome tabs left open, unread.
>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
Eh, sometimes.
>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it (don't lie)
13, but my adulthood has instilled in me a sense of determination to make something for myself despite the futility of it all. You're already losing, might as well go with a bang.

Why do Socionics say that Se is our worst function despite Ti being the 8th?
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>>83291899
Because there's only four functions.
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>>83291873
>ISTP
So you have gwar guras personlity? Are you also silly and cute?
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Introverts are getting fired from jobs for "anti-social" behavior (aka: not wanting do stuff like dance and do karaoke parties with thier extroverted coworkers).
I---'s really do get the short end of the stick.
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>>83292223
>It's another "I've conflated social anxiety and shyness with introversion again" post
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>>83292228
Fuck off. Your posts are always so retarded and have no bearing on how things work irl.
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These threads suck ass.
If you morons wouldn't promote this retarded test in the OP and instead linked cognitive function explanations, the quality of the threads might increase.
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>>83292315
If you spent some time doing actual reading, you'd understand what is being said. Just because you superficial explanation is simple and easy to understand, doesn't mean it's right.
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>>83292352
OP always forgets to complete the https link
Can you give me the best test
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>>83292391
There are no good tests.
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>>83292465
Based poster. Read Jung. Disregard test.
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>>83292228
>I don't want to dance or sing songs with coworkers so I'm socially anxious
yeah okay buddy
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>>83292580
Yes, exactly. That's not what introversion means.
If you follow the rational line on why someone doesn't want to do those things, what will the answer be?
Fear, anxiety, neurosis.
Not introversion.
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>>83292366
>It says it in a book so it must be true.
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>>83292602
>It says it in a video, so it must be true!
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My type? Tanned, busty, insecure nerds with a hint of mommy tendencies
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What if she's flat, pasty, and has BPD?
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If she's flat, pasty, has BPD and also a femcel. I'll give it serious consideration
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I hope everyone have a good day and get enough hugs (>^_^)><(^_^<)
Did you feed your turbie today?
I think mine might wear sparkly socks today!!! ^3^
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Make sure you brush your teeth and drink enough water!
Don't eat much sugar and get healthy calories!
As pajama Sam always say you are what you eat from your head to your feet!
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ALSO
do stretches! Make sure to hinge at the hip, and bend at wall, and give your back a break!! Don't sit too long!! Stand up often!!
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>>83284712
INTP
Never
12
No I use 4chanx
Sexually, when I finished undergrad a virgin, but professionally I did make it
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what type keeps forgetting they are dealing with kids in adult bodies
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>>83292873
trubies enjoyer, I know you don't know that I know you don't know I know stuff you don't know that you know about it. You can't fool me.
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Maybe vtubing is a good side hustle.
Seems like you just gotta be dumb & respond to creepy chat comments. Every girl with a laptop thinks she can be vtuber so market saturation is at tsunami levels, but I plan to niche down into finance. As far as I know, there are no (serious) cutsie vtubers talking about finance (beyond basics).
>>83293291
>what type keeps forgetting they are dealing with kids in adult bodies
ESFP, maybe ESTP too.
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Good morning
I had a dream that I was playing Kirby with my brother and one of the characters said something ominous about death and then I kept trying to troubleshoot the TV before I woke up
>>83293291
That's me I'm a kid in an adult's body
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>>83293319
You still have not replied to the indian allegations
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>>83293591
Saaaaaar how dare you insinuate i am from endia? I am big bobs america woman looking for my h1b I mean my america white boytoy saaaar
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>>83293591
>You still have not replied to the indian allegations
I'm Half Puerto-Rican, Half-White. Since I'm American let me tell you about my ancestors:
>The Puerto Rican side
My mom basically dislikes "Port Rich" (as she calls it) for reasons I won't get into, but she's still a hot headed latin to the core.
>The White side (dad)
My dad is German, Irish, English, Scottish. My 4 great grand dad fought for the confederacy. Cause of that, my dad made the family do civil war reenacting when I was kid, which I found depressing and boring.
>>83293630
Lol that actally made me laugh.
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>>83293775
>my dad made the family do civil war reenacting when I was kid
Do you know your father's type? There's another girlbossy ENTJ who struggles with performing/presenting/conforming to conventional standards of femininity/cuteness I know who had a very "drill sergeant" sort of male parental figure, so that's interesting.
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There's some relevant bait from the other day I decided against posting, but perhampce it could still have SOME utility...
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>>your type
INTP
>>when was your last kiss?
coupke days ago
>>how many tabs do you have open?
juste one this time but i typically keep around 8 open
>>do you refresh threads hoping someone posted?
I don't post so much anymore
>>when did you realize you weren't gonna make it (don't lie)
things have gotte better
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What is the biggest cognitoplague on modern society and why is it people who participate in
>Bean Souping
>"Whataboutme"ism
>"You like waffles? So you hate pancakes, then."
?



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