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>Type
>How is your health?
>Do you think certain types are more healthy than other types?
>How often do you get enough sunlight?
>Would you give your own life to save the life of a random child?
>If you were any piece of military hardware what would you be?

>16 personalities
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>Enneagram:
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>love type
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>Myers Briggs Type Indicator Text analyzer:
https://www.uclassify.com/browse/g4mes543/myers-briggs-type-indicator-text-analyzer?input=Text
>Turbie-Wurbie's Cutesy Test Link Compilation! UwU:
https://pastebin.com/6YSzm68D

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>>83284712
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>>83318543
>Type
intp
>How is your health?
could be better
>Do you think certain types are more healthy than other types?
yeah
>How often do you get enough sunlight?
no
>Would you give your own life to save the life of a random child?
no
>If you were any piece of military hardware what would you be?
boeing e-3 sentry
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>>83318591
>boeing e-3 sentry
isn't that a bit outdated? why do you wanna be that?
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>>83318543
>Type
I'm the commander one.
>How is your health?
Its ok I guess.
>Do you think certain types are more healthy than other types?
ESFP seems more likely to be unhealth. Maybe INFP too, cause they're always sad so they're more likely to eat crappy cause they don't care.
>How often do you get enough sunlight?
There is no sun in Seattle, I take d3+k2 suppliments.
>Would you give your own life to save the life of a random child?
No lol.
>If you were any piece of military hardware what would you be?
Orbital kenetic projectile.
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>>83318753
the question was what WOULD you be, not what you WANT to be
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>>83318816
>No lol.
What if you had incurable cancer would you trade your life for someone without incurable cancer? Or would you still ride it out until the end?
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>>83318972
>What if you had incurable cancer would you trade your life for someone without incurable cancer?
Yeah but what's in it for me? Just kidding, is I had incurable cancer I would do it.
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>Your type
>Are you an organ donor
I heard that the hospitals will kill you if you are organ donor status so they cant take your organs
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>>83318543
>Type
INFJ-A
>How is your health?
It's aight. I'm not dead.
>Do you think certain types are more healthy than other types?
No. Undoubtedly, no. It's not even up for debate. It's a fact.
>How often do you get enough sunlight?
I dunno. Whenever I feel like going outside? Not every day, though.
>Would you give your own life to save the life of a random child?
Maybe. Depends on the context.
>If you were any piece of military hardware what would you be?
[Banned by the Geneva convention] A radio tower that broadcasts a specific frequency which deteriorates your conscious tethering to the physical reality.
In an open area, it's not deadly... usually. Unless the subject is psychically weak. Some people have naturally low psy res, I guess? Under leveled, bad gearing, who knows?
But in confined spaces, it's almost always deadly.
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>>83318543
>Type
INTJ
>How is your health?
Good, just some allergies from the weather, but it's good :)
>Do you think certain types are more healthy than other types?
I think that Turbulent types are more likely to get sick than assertive types because they'll put too much pressure on themselves!!!
>How often do you get enough sunlight?
Recently not any since it's been just snow, snow, snow
>Would you give your own life to save the life of a random child?
Hmm, maybe if I saw a spark in their eyes like they were gonna be something cool when they grow up, but maybe not if they look like they're not going to do anything
>If you were any piece of military hardware what would you be?
I would be an FPV drone so that I sneak up on my enemy and EXPLODE into a big meltie
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>>83318543
>Do you think certain types are more healthy than other types?
No. All types and all peoples are exactly as likely to be just as healthy as anyone else.
>Would you give your own life to save the life of a random child?
Yes. My life is nearly over while some inner city youth or African refuge life is more important with more potential.
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>>83319473
>My life is nearly over while some inner city youth or African refuge life is more important with more potential.
t. every baby boomer as they import 300k Somalians that hate them
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>>83319360
>I heard that the hospitals will kill you if you are organ donor status so they cant take your organs
I've heard similar stories. They won't necessarily kill you, they'll just let you die for thr greater good or so I've read multiple times.
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intp here
gonna dye half my head pink!!!!!!!
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>>83319531
do it it'll be funny
t. fellow intp
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>>83319531
Oh, are you a girl?
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>>83319531
Dye the other half green
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>>83319538
what if i am???? ooooh?
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>>83319541
no
i Will be like melanie martines
cry baby cry baby
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>>83319553
Bawk bawk bawk you won't do it!
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>>83319545
Then I would understand your decision making and it would validate my belief that all INTPs are female
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>>83306708
Dear mbti,
Turbie's health is not doing good
Please send her good wishes, and cupcakes, and make sure she's getting good care. T_T
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>>83319624
>pic
i remember that thread, kinda wish picrew threads were still a thing i miss them
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>Your type
>is this nikki minaji
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>>83319635
>kinda wish picrew threads were still a thing i miss them
I think ai ruined picrew since it's easier to make your waifu/husbando/self with ai than picrew!

>Your type
>Make a MyBabyMaker picrew! (It's popular in japan right now)
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2003689
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>>83319666
>drop by default
starting the realize why picrew threads died
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>>83319666
>INTJ
I made this picture of Turbie, but she's sad a little bit cause not enough people gave her (You) but happy since she got some (You), but also sad because she doesn't feel good. Isn't she cute?!
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https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1914428
This one looks fun you have two people together to dress up! You can make me and Turbie having a wedding!!@!
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>>83318543
>>Type
INFJ
>>How is your health?
I'm okay-ish, nothing wrong yet but I've been slacking
>>Do you think certain types are more healthy than other types?
I think some are more likely to indulge in alcohol and such, so yes
>>How often do you get enough sunlight?
Rarely
>>Would you give your own life to save the life of a random child?
No. Not right now anyway, I don't feel like kmsing but if everything failed and I did want to, then I would.
>>If you were any piece of military hardware what would you be?
Idk, probably something related to spying. Like bugging maybe
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>>83318543
INTJ
My health is good all things considered. There are low and high energy types, low energy types are generally in poor health. The lethargy runs deep. I don't get enough sunlight, but I'm not depressed and my nails are not brittle.

I would not save the life of a random child if it cost me my own. It is pragmatism.

I'm independent and autonomous. Clearly a heat seeking missile, or Teranis.
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>>83306708
>>83306822
>practically unemployable
Sorry! I meant I am practically un-unemployable! I am in employment and have a nice contract! ^w^;

>>83306822
Aww, that made me smile. :)

>>83306776
(>^_^)><(^_^<)
Mike is lying or thinking I'm someone else! ;.;


>>83318543
INFJ-T!!! ^_^'
Good enough to let me work but bad enough to cause me stress! >_< :'(
I think turbies are more prone to chronic and permanent illnesses because we're too sensitive! Assertive extroverts might be more likely to get temporarily unhealthy due to them seeking opportunities where that might be a side-effect! However, luck seems to be often on their side! :O
I don't know! :3
Probably something cute! Do they have snacks wrapped in pink? Or perhaps I could be a lucky charm some soldier is hiding in their pocket? ^_^;

By the way, have the characters in that pic been typed? I think the purple-ish-haired girl with the red hair bow could be an INFJ-T! ^_^;
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>>83318543
>Type
INFP
>How is your health?
I have no condition worthy of note
>Do you think certain types are more healthy than other types?
No
>How often do you get enough sunlight?
I hate the sun and i do my best to avoid it all year round
>Would you give your own life to save the life of a random child?
Depends, does the child play fortinte? if so, no
>If you were any piece of military hardware what would you be?
I don't fucking know i'm not a /k/ autist
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>>83318543
>Type
i can be whatever you want me to be
>How is your health?
it's fine no major health issue
>Do you think certain types are more healthy than other types?
i mean no idea some types are healthier or unhealthier than others. could depend on literally anything
if you're a little INxP weirdo though you probably spend too much time in your room and are gonna have chronic inflammation and a deficit in every vitamin
>How often do you get enough sunlight?
i walk outside for like a few hours a day even though i look like a weirdo dressed in rags.
it's winter though so less and less sunlight these days
>Would you give your own life to save the life of a random child?
nope
>If you were any piece of military hardware what would you be?
id be tommy the talking gun
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>>83320562
I forgot the sun question! TwT

>>83318543
I don't think I get enough of it especially at this time of the year, when it's cloudy and the sun isn't ever high and is up only a few hours a day anyway! :3c


>>83319635
That was my favorite /mbti/ Picrew thread! ^_^

>>83319752
Cute! ^o^

>>83319641
INFJ-T!!! <(^_^)>
I don't know! :3
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>>83318543
>>Type
ESFP-T
>>How is your health?
Good.
>>Do you think certain types are more healthy than other types?
Probably.
>>How often do you get enough sunlight?
Pretty much always.
>>Would you give your own life to save the life of a random child?
I don't know. Would depend on the child, the circumstances, and how much time I had to think about it.
>>If you were any piece of military hardware what would you be?
A flash-bang grenade.

>>83320562
>Sorry! I meant I am practically un-unemployable! I am in employment and have a nice contract! ^w^;
Thank you for the clarification; I remember reading that and getting really confused.
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>>83318543
>>Type
INTJ
>>How is your health?
I have to deal with antibiotics, bleeding, and hypoxia brain damage...
>>Do you think certain types are more healthy than other types?
Maybe.
>>How often do you get enough sunlight?
I just take vitamin D.
>>Would you give your own life to save the life of a random child?
I'd sacrifice billions of kids to live for a day longer.
>>If you were any piece of military hardware what would you be?
A PS3.
>>83320562
Turbie, always wanted to ask one thing - why do you reposte pics from gelbooru sometimes? It's creepy site, rumored to host CSAM, and there are SFW image libraries someone of your temperament would find.
>>83302721
Funniest joke I've read this year.
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>>83322642
like and subscribe for more epic funnies btw
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>>83321431
>>83320562
What a delicious posts to wake up to! I was afraid thread would die when i fell asleep since it was made so late! ^3^
I love you, turbie!!! (>^/^)><(^/^<)
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>>83321594
>Thank you for the clarification; I remember reading that and getting really confused.
Agreed! I read that post and was like what?? Where did your job go? Are you okay turbie???? T^T
I'm glad she's still good.
>>83321431
(>^_^)><(^_^<)
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>>83323179
>What a delicious posts to wake up to!
It was alright at best. Not really my cup of tea tbqhwyf
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>>83323711
Nobody would seriously complain over an extra spoonful of sugar.
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>>83323711
>L Enjoyer
Mike, stop harassing Turbie Enjoyer about Lisa/Lilac/Turbie. Get your own gimmick!
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A regular old sweet treat can't compete, she's sugar with a heartbeat.
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This thick meat is ready to beat your sweet petite.
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Oooh my God, the fish fillet I ate wasn't cured with salt, it was naturally salty, I was actually supposed to cook it first. I'll take ivermectin later. I guess Se inf stays Se inf.

Anyhow. Why rxy changed the name? What did I miss? >>83318816
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>>83324711
It's a new girl! :)
Not Rxy, :O
Why are you pretending to be patchy patch?
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>>83324745
That's obviously the original, the post even references MBTI
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Se inferior is a misnomer. Anyone who's read Jung would know you have inferior sensation. Sensation is never extroverted or introverted. A person is extroverted or introverted and they apply that attitude to a function.
The function itself is not extroverted.
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>>83324745
I'm not and that's literally rxy or a huge rxy fan
>>83324791
We discuss MBTI here. Maybe you should go back to /r/Jung
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>>83324791
you are the most pedantic semantiniggernazi ever and you shut down discussion with decent posters by acting like a terminology preference always automatically equates to a shallow understanding of Jung/MBTI
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>>83324711
>>83324836
if you're the real patchouli why didn't you kill yourself when you said so? how did you survive?
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>>83324745
Okay did rxy and melatonin post together before in the same thread? Yes or no? This is like Clark and Superman puzzle now
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We should post about INFPrince and see if something happens. Or wait for rxy simps to confirm
All rxy simps sounded INFP and INFPs are extra depressed in winter. Depressed INFPs go to r9k. We can crack this
>>83324873
Take meds I didn't and I didn't
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>>83324878
No but rxy never posted daily like melatonin does and they don't talk the same at all
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>>83324836
Jung is mbti before mbti became trash and full of lies.
Talking about mbti without talking about Jung is like talking about chemistry without talking about physics. Doesn't make a whole lot of sense, you catch my drift?
>>83324848
>If you point out how my understanding is flawed you're a pedant!
Okay, I'm sorry you suck at mbti. Git gud.
You would be the type of person to call an apple a Toyota Supra, then when someone corrects you, and lets you know that's a fruit you're pointing to, not a fucking Japanese produced automobile, you throw a hissy fit and call them a semantic pedant.
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>>83324964
You're the real patchy patch and you're alive!?!?!
I was certain you were killed by lilac!!!!
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How would Jung advise people with genuine inferiorities to live without becoming neurotic?
Let's say you have a health condition that causes social difficulty, perhaps you've been bullied for it, and it's become an immense source of shame that has lead to a neurotic state of avoidance and isolation. We often hear people talk about the neurotic and their inner problems but surely the real problems are the external realities, the disability itself and the bullying done by others, rather than the reaction (however neurotic) of the individual? What did/would Jung have advised on these kinds of situations? How are people supposed to live normal psychological lives under abnormal conditions?
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>>83324970
We should consider that rxy lost her girlboss job and became a doomer 4channer
>>83324983
Lilac would never
>>83325004
He'd ask you to come often to his therapy and pay extra and buy some pills
>>83324974
Jung this Jung that. MBTI is more smarter because it's for communities with free thinkers.
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free thinkers? I'll take ten
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>>83325004
Jung's work was never about how to "not become neurotic" it's about understanding the cause of the neurosis and how to, in simple terms, "solve" the neurosis.
>and it's become an immense source of shame that has lead to a neurotic state of avoidance and isolation.
This right here needs to be broken into two pieces.
>it's become an immense source of shame
Why has it become a source of shame? Your first reaction by habit will be to say "it's because [they] made fun of me. But that won't be anywhere close to correct, it's less than 20% of the story.
You felt shame before they made fun of you, and that's why their making fun of you hurts. Because they're touching a preexisting wound, which is called a complex.
The goal would to be figuring out where your shame originates from.
>that has lead to a neurotic state of avoidance and isolation.
This right here is avoiding the wound, rather than trying to heal the wound. If you avoid the wound being triggered, you can't be hurt. But the side effect is that you are neurotic AND the wound is more easily triggered. It's a lose lose game.
All this is shadow work, you're shameful of your shadow, the parts of yourself you refuse to integrate into yourself. You've effectively disowned a part of yourself and attempted to cut it off, but all that does is make you neurotic.
The answer is to allow that part to exist in yourself freely.
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>>83325168
Ding ding ding lil Junger you just considered a literal Reddit tier post to be good enough to reply to seriously
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jung/comments/1perrdq/how_would_jung_advise_people_with_genuine/
Don't worry I'd fall for this kinda trick too. It's just too good.
You really should gtfo to Reddit thougheverbeit and catch your drifts with fellow pseuds in there
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>>83325207
>Haha you don't even read reddit enough to know that's a reddit post!
That's a win for me and a lose for you. You read reddit. I don't.

Big oofies4u, sorry.
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It's kind of funny when tardos checkmate themselves.
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>>83325235
Yeah you're not a Redditor you'd just fit in without a seam right on your first second in there. Unlike here
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I have 6831 Karma and I needed only less than 1% of that power level to btfo an edgy 4chantard.
Welcome to reddit9k world loser incels
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>>83318543
>Type
INTJ
>How is your health?
No general issues but poor physical condition.
>Do you think certain types are more healthy than other types?
It would make sense.
>How often do you get enough sunlight?
Anytime I go somewhere.
>Would you give your own life to save the life of a random child?
Depends on the type of threat. If a quick, rapid-response situation, I might. If I had to think it through, probably not.
>If you were any piece of military hardware what would you be?
A knife. Or a cool vest.
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>>83325272
>You're not a redditor, like me! I would know you'd fit in there though, because I spend lot of time there!
Lmao.
I thought the whole point of 4chan and r9k was not fitting in? Isn't the whole incel thing about how they're ostracized for not fitting in? Isn't that what robots are all about?
Kind of interesting to see the ""robots"" attempting to shun someone for not fitting in.

Paradoxical. Hypocritical, even. Albeit, extremely funny.
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I should repost caps from here, it'll be a certified Reddit Gold banger.
Then I'll flaunt my karma and get hired as Mr Beast marketing manager. Sorry not sorry I'm INTJchad.
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Uncs check tiktok you're trending in there!
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I prefer to check the divining bones to tell if I'm trending.
More honest.
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And then I transition and become rxy number 2, or number 3 because of melasma. I'll findom the simps instead of leading them on THOUGH. Although I may not need to get trans since y'all gay af inshallah
>>83325342
Know failed normalfags? You're basically a failed robot/redditor/4channer and we don't like such users around here
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>>83325513
>You failed at being a loser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIS-hrJyAoc
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Wait, so does that mean I'm Chad?
That would explain this chiseled jawline.
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We should make an /mbti/ reg wiki and send the ad money to me
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>>83325207
lmao can't believe that retard fell for it. which of the 8 functions was most responsible for him falling for it?
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>>83325869
Probably bad Ti or bad Se. Also bad Ni because c'mon a post like this pops up immediately after JUUUUUNG? Like c'mon what type would fall for this? ISFJ? ESFJ? ENFJ?
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Next person who posts gets a kiss.
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>All the redditors are ousting themselves as redditors
Lmao easy checkmates left and right
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I'm trans btw OwO
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Alsosies,
>4chancore is when you fall for the dumbest bait ever possible in human history
Das rite. BaitGQDS run this place . . .
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Looks like the failed loser (Chad) wins again.
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Also dat
>AAAAIIEEEEE MBTI??? STOP TALKING MBTI. TALK ABOUT ME GETTING BAITED BY A REDDIT POST
Not looking too good here masochism fetishist. What Jung archetype is this rn? The Freaky ESFP?
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Only someone who hasn't differentiated their shadow would be bothered by falling for bait. Only someone who is afraid of looking foolish because of their own insecurities is bothered by baits.
One cannot fall for bait if one treats everything as real. When one is a fool by choice, the only fool is the one who thinks he was the fooler.

Someone can't make you say something stupid, when you always say stupid things.
CHECK MATE redditors.
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>>83318543
>Type
INTP
>How is your health?
Physically it's doing okay but wow I have some bags under my eyes.
>Do you think certain types are more healthy than other types?
Maybe? I think that's more of an individual by individual thing. I guess XXXP types might have a better chance at having a structured schedule which is healthier.
>How often do you get enough sunlight?
Uhhhhh. I'd like to use my right to remain silent.
>Would you give your own life to save the life of a random child?
Sure why not.
>If you were any piece of military hardware what would you be?
Either the Nike Sprint, or the HIBEX.
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I scanned the post and I didn't see "Jung" or anything from MBTI so it's probably some incel ramblings. I'm inf Se so can anyone verify? Thanksies!
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>>83326095
>but wow I have some bags under my eyes.
You must be Santa finding new ways to store presents for everyone!
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HAH. There was more Jung in that post that you can even recognize, because you've never read Jung!
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Jung is for messed up losers, like the bottom of the barrel of self help book sloppa. I read Peterson's best literature and that was enuff, literally the peak, everything else is gay braining for homos. The peak that's namely "clean your room" and "wash your privates." If you're reading jung then you're not busy with those two important things. So . . .
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>>83326095
>XXXP types might have a better chance
I meant that J's have a better chance.
>>83326126
I have finished all my Christmas shopping so I do come bearing gifts to be fair.
The fact that NORAD does a little thing every Christmas where they 'track' Santa's position over Christmas is kinda wild.
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>Imagine not even taking your bed and your based Jungian books into the shower while you wash your dick to make your bed, AND read Jung all at the same time
Do you even multitask, IQlet? I bet you struggle to make your own bed. HAH.
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>>83326236
>The fact that NORAD does a little thing every Christmas where they 'track' Santa's position over Christmas is kinda wild.
All fun and games until Grinch returns from Iran and uses the """fake""" Santa location data to drone something down
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>>83326261
SANTA!
SANTA NOOOOOOO, THAT'S A NO FLY ZONE.
SANTAAAAAA!
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I buy and borrow Jungian books in bulk to use then to clean my privates and then mop the floor. Aion is my favorite for privates and Red Book hardcover rubs the bloodstains off the floor the best
Jungians that receive the used books from me never complained for some reason. Must have really worked on their shadows to tolerate anything. What gigachads
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There should be a biofem thread, but it's only for trans people it can be like manufem for manufactured femininity and they can compete with the biofems for who is cutest and most girlish
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>>83326425
Real Turbie Enjoyer would never say this antichrist blasphemy and would never wear a tripcode! But he was also a e-sexual predator so I'm glad he's replaced by a faker. Welcome to /mbti/ fresh blood
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>>83325945
You don't get a kiss
>>83325950
SMOOCH!
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>>83326588
Imagine being a literal liar!
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>>83326588
Wowie thanks melascully from x-files! I won't call you rxy anymore!
Also, clear exhibition of strategic deployment of Te+Ni. I'll take some notes
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>>83326588
Can I get a kiss too?
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haaai kittens is this a good Jung book to start from? xoxo
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>>83326733
It's mid desu. Some typical CBT workbook gets you through same steps but quicker. It's ok to read so you can brag about it though, that's like the best thing you can get from a book
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>>83326733
that's the default go-to yea
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>>83326733
>Modernized Jungian Studies
*audible gagging*

Return your heretic book to the Last Men whomst birthed it.
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>>83326803
you really think the anon who made the photo wouldn't find the book useful?
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>>83326803
What is your type anon?
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>>83326827
What a silly question, anon. The last men find it useful to avoid challenges. The fat man finds it useful to lounge around and eat potato chips.
The mere phrase "useful" is irrelevant without a frame. Useful for what, to what end, what purpose?

I find your overtly implied "Everything is subjective!" comment to be repugnant, I'll have you know.
>>83326865
What do you think my type is?
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>>83326933
>What do you think my type is?
This one
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jung/comments/1p7mab5/my_therapist_gave_me_this_book_so_far_its_really
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>>83326733
Very strong looking hands. Those hands could protect me from all dangers and hardships.
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>>83326967
Oh no! I intentionally walked into a trap! AGAIN!?
I sure hope someone doesn't lay another one out for me to walk into again!
I sure hope I don't do a dumb thing! AGAIN!?

:^)
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All other "anons" were me samefagging so these are completely ethically sourced lulz. Some folx ought to take notes how it's done
This Kira Yoshikage >>83326975 isn't me though but he's busy with the hands, not with being deceived
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>>83326660
>Can I get a kiss too?
Ok, why not.
*SMOOCHY SMOOCHY
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>>83325950
>>83325973
i love you and you're whiter than me
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>>83324964
Patch never cared about reggy dramu. You're getting sloppy. Made me lulz and I miss him too, but, don't drag his image through the dirt.
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>>83327137
>don't drag his image through the dirt.
it's an improvement here ngl
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The entire point is dragging his image through the dirt.
How did you miss that part? That's the entire point of those LARPs.
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>>83327152
If you heard me say it over vc instead of written you woulda picked up on the dripping sarcasm jej
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>>83327154
Zero minus whatever is still zero etc
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just kidding UGH sorry i'm just like it's just like i'm just having a #young!coriolanussnow moment where you let the banter bring the worst out of you because or else all the other rich kids will think you're weak

I didn't mind Patchy. He was absolutely a pseud and a tryhard and constantly arguing in the worst faith with the biggest copes but
in an endearing way, "I like your funny words, Magic Man", et cetera.
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>>83327175
If you minus 1 from 0 you get -1. Doofus.
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>>83327218
Fake math.

Pff. This guy. Probably doesn't even know what the hardest metal is.
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>>83326768
why do therapists always recommend cock and ball torture when people are depressed? does that really help?
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>>83327236
BELIEF is the strongest metal of them all.
Obviously.
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I'm dysgenic
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In all seriousness some people paywall mental masturbations and here we go complaining about exhibitions smhfam
>>83327241
Are you certified to speak up? Millions of therapists can't be wrong. Are you certified?
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We should ban Jungers mentalbations completely though. I don't care what archetype your socks are I just need the MBTI folx wisdoms
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I search up Jungers and there's some Ernst. Just fyi I mean the Jungaloos, the Junggers
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We should ban not jungerstanding Jung's work.
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Jung lost because astrology makes better content
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Legit, how can you even make any sort of comment on any type ever, if you don't understand what a function or an attitude is, or even that these are separate things.

The answer?
YOU CANT.

>Pulls a leaf off an oak tree
>Look at this orange!
>Idiot that's not an apple, that's an oak tree leaf!
>STOP IT YOU PEDANT I'M HAVING FUN EATING ORANGES!
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Ernst Junger is literally Junger than Jung. Maybe that's what we should read you poser? I saw him on booktok once
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HELP ME I HAD READ SOME JUNG BUT IT'S ALL KOREANS AND NOW I'M A KPOP STAN AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH at least they love MBTI there. How the turntable flips . . .
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If you love crayons so much why don't you make a drawing? HUH HUH???
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The only thing that matters to me is my /mbti/ standing among my fellow regular blogposter intellectuals. I don't care if my mom is telling me to get a job she doesn't fucking understand that I have to keep posting for my 4chan friends otherwise my life will have no purpose. I hope none of them know that I haven't read the SNCA century old book that they keep telling me to read for some reason
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May we check the statistics and mathematics?

Amount of Jungs that didn't love MBTI: 1
Amount of Jungs that love MBTI: at least 4,385

The bumbners speak for themselvies
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okay but none of this will change the fact that slavs aren't white
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>>83327387
Maybe you should work in a library? You can phonepost on the job! Mom wouldn't be sad
>>83327348
>an attitude
I've heard that this is gay homo slang or something. If that's what Jung is about then I'm very interested!!!
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>Attitude is the best-selling gay magazine
https://www.attitude.co.uk/about-attitude/
How many issues had you read to become the peak Jungian boss of the gym?
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>It's true, Jung himself didn't like MBTI
Based, and Jungpilled.
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>>83327456
>For more than 25 years, Attitude has garnered a reputation for major exclusives - it was the magazine to which Carl Gustav Jung gave his first interview as an out, gay man, the only to which Sir Elton John and David Furnish spoke about their then impending marriage and the first (and only) LGBTQ title ever to shoot and interview a member of the British Royal Family, making His Royal Highness the Duke of Cambridge, Prince William, a cover star back in 2016.
That's, like, monumental
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Did nobody save the catbox video that patchouli sent that one time
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shieeet negro i'm an INTP and INFJs are are absolute niggers. always remember that.
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It's almost certainty in the archives still.
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>>83327491
He deleted it though
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>>83327490
Even tho INFJs won
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I didn't send anything weird and I'm so back! If you disagree then you're reggy drama troll and I'll act passive aggressive towards you untill I blow up
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>>83327499
How does a dead person delete something...?
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>>83327490
That's racist even if some INFJs should be tied up and whipped. We don't do racism here. Only typism
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>>83327525
>even if some INFJs should be tied up and whipped
Umm... which ones?
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>>83327479
>it was the magazine to which Carl Gustav Jung gave his first interview as an out, gay man
are we really gonna ignore this holy shit
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>>83327348
>Legit, how can you even make any sort of comment on any type ever, if you don't understand what a function or an attitude is, or even that these are separate things.
>
>The answer?
>YOU CANT.

>get type
>research types
>look at other types too
>wow that type/those types are fucking shit
??????
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I have a thing for librarian types.
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>>83327539
He's delusional. Take him to the infirmary and gag him. He'll thank you later and probably will ask for seconds
>>83327536
If you have to ask.....
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I saw a tiktok dark triad edit about ISTPs so they're now my favorite type
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>>83327571
If it wasn't the bitcrushed phonk one then you're too easy to convince
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>>83327539
>research types
And what exactly are you researching?
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>>83327577
I just saw another edit of ENTJs with the "when you find me slowly coming" song in the background so they're my new favorite type
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>>83327602
It's an adjective+noun you gorilla. He baited you
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these threads are not the same without centaur as himself just kind of being there to be there and the discussions revolving around that culture and speed of discussion.

i think that everything is pretty much gone here. i think Lilac ruined him. i think Prince ruined Lilac. i think /mbti/ ruined itself. and it was ruined before that. and i'm pretty glad. but these threads serve even less purpose than before.

what are you all even doing? this is like niggers communicating with ghost niggers who've been communicating with past representations of ghost niggers personas. you're all so far gone that it's just kind of here because it's here and it's here because it was once here therefore it should be here to be here.
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>>83327616
Hwat? Research is a verb. You smokin the crack?
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>>83327626
Small chungus aura post. Probably IxTP. Or INFJ in Ni To loop oh G-d it's always the INFJs innit?
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>>83327627
>You smokin the crack?
Yeah! And it's an adjective and maybe an adverb sometimes , just hit the books (I mean read them for once)
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>>83327626
There's a certain metaironic absurdist quality about beating dead internet horses that is personally pretty funny to me so that's what I'm doing
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BTW since I'm the official original I have THAT video. I'm not gonna post it thuogh, especially since I never posted it duhhhh
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thats written a lot like a certain horsefag
coincidence?
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>>83327272
Demonstrably false, young man.

But if I try too hard to pep talk you, the pedo v& might start wee-wooing on over here.
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>>83327664
what horse are you even beating? you're like beating a horse that's been dead for 100 years. there's not even anything to beat. you're just kind of beating the air and saying it's a certain ghost. bro the ghost is gone what are you even doing?

you've gone full criss angel. pure mindfreak.
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>>83327684
Would you post it if I became your Koakuma
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>>83327645
No. It's Isfp
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If I don't believe atheism exists,
what does that make me?
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>>83327711
>the pedo v&
It's okay I'm 19 now
Also I'm dysgenic and the Congolese are whiter than me o algo
>>83327718
Yeah exactly that's why it's so funny
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a redditor
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>>83327760
Huuuuuuuuh you're HOW YOUNG???
To the discord grooming dungeons. NOW. Skin isn't an issue we have buckets of skin colored paint here (referencing whites skins as default skin yes)
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It was so funny that I started chuckling when he described in detail just how dead it is
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arent redditors like die hard atheists tho?
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Or were you making a pun?
a-redditor? the prefix a- to mean "absence"?
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>>83327626
thas what i thought steping in here althoug i know none of these namenigers
its like a group home of dying elderly people sturglign with amnesia
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Absence of sense is not sense of absence t. Albert Einstein, a famous ESFP whom I don't know
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absence of a sense means ur intuitive becus intuitives dont have senses duh
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>>83327760
>Yeah exactly that's why it's so funny
so you're saying that a group of people born in 2005 are finding 9/11 jokes so funny that they are just repeating them for the sake of repeating them?

that's pretty 2020 of you.

>>83327827
einstein was an ESTJ.
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>>83327827
>albert einstein
who the fuck is that guy
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>>83327840
The famous tongue game can be achieved only by ESFP goodness
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bro is that hazbin hotel?
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>>83327856
All animes look the same to me cuz Se inf. But my Ni says yes. Te confirms. Feels good to be an INTJ with 95% IQ
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bro is posting evangelion memes yeah i don't make minecraft videos i'm out
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Jungers are low key low IQ. Shadow problems? Shadow is scary? Stop babbling and turn the light off idiot
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didn't jung fuck his patients

high low iq

grandpas will fuck the world
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I've read it in a book that ummm holup let's see... Random Wikipedia page go... Surstromming is popular with white people! Do they even spice it? What an ENTP dish wow
>>83327905
Dasrite just get me my Viagra please my knees hurty
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Splendid penultimately sublime evocative flourishing thread today my friends in pen and paper and MBTI discussion involving book references! Type for this feel?
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chatgpt ass answers

yo boring
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And did I also mention yet that. I. READ. BOOOOOOOKS? SOMETIMES WITHOUT PICTURES!
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bro what is this anime shit

who fucking watches this shit
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Sorry PQTCHQVLI I have to go
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List of /mbti/ books you better read if you want to become a TOP TIER REGGY like MYSELF

16p pages but as a PDF so it's a book
How to win friends with benefits by Carnegie
Bible summary in Simple English
Nietzsche but something obscure, Zarathustra is too mainstream and I see it on booktok all the time. You need memes
Emergence (available for free on nhentai and other similar high brow literature web resources of such kinds. You may goon but you may not ejaculate. Try a chastity cage until you reach my levels)

>>83328003
Good luck!
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>reading bible summary instead of the Word itself
Uhh, why do you like commentary more then the Word?
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bro i don't think anybody is giggling at this. it's just embarassing
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This can't be the real patchy, it has to be some witch. Patchy promised he would never return after showing his ejaculate
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ooooooooooooaoaaahhhhhaallll

all,, i wana beeeeeeeeeeeeee,,,,,

oooooo ooohhh ooooaaa alll
oooooooooooooooO

alll Ie wana be,,

is
eveythung at
eveyrhing
at onnce..


https://youtu.be/uihwlucaAMA?si=lYMjWGTmqnII5L7L
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>>83328029
Microsoft Word isn't a book. Nice try tho, made me check
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>>83327626
I don't think Prince took lilac's virginity, but if he did then yes the blame is on him and he is obligated to marry her and take care of her, but if her father doesn't accept him, then he must still pay the bride price (too bad he's broke)
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A predictable outcome, I must say.
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>>83328064
why are you pretending to be patchy patch, why not pretend to be centaur if you miss him so much?
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>>83328076
You don't even know what I'm talking about, Idolater!
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>>83328029
Seriously do you really need to read ALL. OF. THAT. to understand that Jesus said you shouldn't be a jackass? You need some IQ boost. Try a puzzle but not in a puzzle room, I almost got raped in one
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dude i don't think you're the goat. very not 67 of you

tell me you don't get pussy without telling me

big data center kek
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>>83328037
I would never show my ejajyjy for free!
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The first five books should be memorized as the Torah should be written on your Heart.
The psalms should be song, Proverbs should be littered around your house. Judges and all that is like a side story, but still important cause you need to learn about Samson (centaur) and Delilah (lilac). The new testament is wildly important, the gospels should be really read closely. The Messiah didn't say "Don't be a jackass." He said "Love Father with all your Heart and love one another as you love yourselves." This means you need to know how to love Father, which requires Torah, and you need to let Him soften your heart. Some cheater commentary doesn't show a soft heart.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllal
al i wana be
o
o
o
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>>83328126
This is a yikes tldr from me. What's the approved inferior Se summary for INTJ geniuses like myself? Preferably without words I don't already know
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>>83328087
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Zg6G8tcJWUE
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bro this is a cia ai thread

what the fuck even is this
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>>83328170
More like... CAI!
HAHAH GET IT??
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the cia doesn't know that patchy is dead and is trying to revive a burned agent T_T
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the cai isnt trying to revive patchy theyre trying to catch me
nenenen cant catch me cai
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>>83328156
This is stupid. You should always start from first page when you read in public. This draws more attention to that you're reading a book like no one does, which is just superior, frankly speaking. I always carry some Hegel when I'm gonna be around dudes and Kafka when I'm gonna be around girls. The books are some pseud trash though. But I'm reading and making reels scrollers squirm around me and that is the cherry on the cake that makes my day
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>>83328178
Burnout enjoyer where's my summary? I'll have to filter your trip if you're not going to be cooperative in this intellectual MBTI thread
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Oh please don't filter me!
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what an L thread bro no humor no soul
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That Anonymous fellow gonna regret it real good when I will filter by Anonymous name field . . .
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>tfw mfwhen when
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That "Anonymoose" fella is really gonna regret it reeeeeal bad when we add the ". . ." to the filter.
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I don't care if everyone in the world filters me as long as Turbie still gives me (You) ^_^
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Turbie will add you to his filter list too.
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>>83328243
The impressionists did it for the impression. My Te knows enough you know?
Also where do I send the filled in form?
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Turbie would never lie, cheat, or hurt me T_T
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>>83328261
You already sound rickrolled not a good sign
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I just got off a pseud feud with mike I don't have time for your witchery, icky bugs icky. I rebuke and denounce your "magic" hah so fool think you can caste a spell in my direction but ohh noo, it bounce like rubber and stick like glue all that bad juejue is trapped in (You)!!!
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I'm in the IRC trying to convince the mods to delete the other generals so we get fresh blood. Don't tell anyone though mmmmmkay? #justINTJthings
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>>83328286
that last phrase is a chant coined by baby witches
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I knew I'm not the only witchtok enjoyer here but I didn't want to give it away teeeeheeee
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* rols eyes realy hard *
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I don't use toktok at all cause I was told by Donald Trump that it's a tool of the CCP
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* sighs realy loudly and long *
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What's wrong Alice. Infj-a not answering your discord messages? He should be a more attentive boyfriend
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* anoyed groa n *
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Trump is ESFJcoded so you should treat him like he's a cute granny even if he's right sometimes
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>>83328324
We just had our firsy
Abortion acualy
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>>83328300
Paradoxically perplexing.
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>>83328333
You're not a jew, you're a Canaanite >:(
Kill baby not ok
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Welp the IRC talks were a disaster. Maybe I should bring a Fe next time. Your fault
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is centaur in the IRC, can you make him come back
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>>83328348
I forgot my IRC and Discord passwords actually so.....
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>>83328324
Weeeeelll, she deleted me. I'd guess she got bored.
That, or she wants me to readd her to test me, but I don't chase.
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INFJ-A GOT A DISCARDIO? gaspie
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Fukkin' duh, mate. It's 2025 even my dog has a discord.
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Wait didn't I delete my account or something anyway? Can anyone remind me? I have no Si in stack uwu
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Imagine the poor souls that read the entirety of threads out of dumb curiosity and habit kekw
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lmao

bottom text
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,,
amms hes halucinating., xD
Right? Alator senpai??
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i see why both gen x and 20 year olds both want to keep fucking me.

you guys are really, sincerly, unironically faggots.
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This truly is the most thread of the most general of the most board of 4chan of all time. iykyk hopefully, else dyor
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>>83328411
I dunno, what would he be allusinatin?
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>>83328416
HOLY BRREEDER. QUICK, DROP THE G SPOT PILLOW SECRETS WHILE THE UNDERAGE POSTERS ARE ASLEEP. IGNORE THE INCELS this gun be gud
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I'm not an incel you cheeky cunt. Open book brain ahhh ass
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That posts reeks!
REEKS OF HORSE ASS.
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Peterson said Jungers should take showers more often thah they do. I wonder why made him speak up like this
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>>83328366
I'll add you, INFJung'sprotege. What's the @?
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Reggys gradually went real quiet since REAL UNFILTERED MBTI JAZZ FQR YQUR SQVL REGGY KINQ started droppin. Don't be shy though join in!
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>>83328411
why did you delete infj-a from your discord i thought you were gonna destroy islam together :C
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>>83325342
>I thought the whole point of 4chan and r9k was not fitting in? Isn't the whole incel thing about how they're ostracized for not fitting in? Isn't that what robots are all about?
the criteria for being a robot has kind of changed. it used to be something much different than that. it got mixed with incels along the way.

4chan is a whole different story.

>>83326318
>I buy and borrow Jungian books in bulk to use then to clean my privates and then mop the floor
based.

>>83327626
ehh, you're going to get what you're going to get. that's how it's always been. why cry over spilled milk?
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Je blindspot nerds are so easy. Not that I would know. But sometimes I have to. Especially during overtime.
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>>83328481
Why do you wanna add me? You tryina get in my pants?
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>>83328515
OOOOH MY-ERS BRIGGS ITS ERECTSY IT'S ROCKSTEADY IT'S IT'S- *hyperventilates and dies*
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I'll have you know! These pants are locked. LOCKED! Only a key, a key of, you know, a key of redacted could possibly open these pants!
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4channers only fit in on 4chan but I've never fit in here or anywhere else. There is no place for me.
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Even INFJ-A got so conditioned by rxy he started yappin about his chastity cage omg
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mike from the letter threads is a wild crossover.
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Psh, I ain't conditioned by no dragon.
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Everyone went quiet to try and listen to the high heel clicks that you just know happen when THE PRESENCE is here. Poor animals I get you so much wow
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>>83328587
I love every single one of your posts so much
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>>83328481
https://voca.ro/18oBjcruo3iN
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>>83328170
Speaking of CIA, I was thinking about PSYOPS and I think:
>"Autists are immune to proganda" is a psyop.
Think about it: It's thought terminating, it feeds the ego (so acceptance is high and skepticism is low), and lowers defences against thought insertion (since they think they're immune).
>but the studies say...
What they say is basically: "autistic people tend not to respond to qualifiers in advertising", so stuff like 'silky smooth lushous soap', thats not an immunity to propaganda. In fact autists are extremely susceptible to elicitation. And if it was a psyop, the gov would benefit the most.
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Did you know aspies are actually significantly more likely to fall for psyops and advertising? SIGNIFICANTLY.
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>>83328597
Thaaat
maaaaaakes
siiiiiiiiix
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>>83328615
SIX?! THAT'S TOO MANY. YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S RASPBERRIES.
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>>83318543
>Type
INTP
>How is your health?
pretty bad. i broke my foot a couple months ago and was bed-bound for 4 months. i've been taking it easy.
>Do you think certain types are more healthy than other types?
not really.
>How often do you get enough sunlight?
decently often.
>Would you give your own life to save the life of a random child?
how random?
>If you were any piece of military hardware what would you be?
a radio reciever.
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>>83328594
No Fe in stack so no love from me. Best I can do is psychotically devotional obsession until you freak out and run for your psychological safety and vomit a little which is of course an exaggerated reaction you should never do with any Fi users
>>83328606
High heel clicks get even the girls' attention. Some stuffs are just biological. Especially if it's from rxy. Literally glowops (the posted moons are always glowing)
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>>83328544
Oh, baloney.

They tried to juggle too many plot points at once. It's the second season and that [redacted] hasn't even revealed its power level yet!
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>>83328621
What? No way. Last one you posted before this I remember going "I get the strikethrough line number 5 for my vertical tallies"
>lll/II
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Y'all don't mind if I say we should petition the IRC mods so they increase post limits to 500 pics per thread? We're in this together. Together, we can do it. We have each other's backs. We've got this.
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>>83328636
Nice! Double redaction half hidden! I bet you didn't even think I'd notice that.
You're certainly right, far too many things happening at once. But the real chemes happened behind the curtains, if you were paying attention.
Sad I see chemes going unnoticed, hell.
>>83328645
I could be wrong, I haven't kept exact count. But I'm fairly sure it was only five and one of those was not here.
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>>83318543
>ttps://lovetype16.com/personality
And somebody fix the damn link already. We're MBTI professionals. This is embarrassing. We don't want to be the laughingstock of /r9k/ here y'know!
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what's the status of the threads? who are the regulars now?
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>>83328657
*laughs in Big Cheese*

>>83328670
Going unnoticed? Or peradventure parallel chemes permit only utmost pantomiming of perfect Puerile puppetry?
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>>83328683
Official /mbti/ reggy list:
1. Me, the supreme reggy
2. Some bozos
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>kris telling kris and agreeing with kris that xhe is the best regular
i mean yeah you're the only one besides me. dead reggynet theory...
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I just speedrunned the 16p test and apparently I'm ESFJ-T now? This is very harmful to my identity and subversive to my coping mechanism schemas. Did Jung predict this? No? Thought so
I have to go back to INTJ-A though, any tips? ASAP before I start baking cakes for orphans
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isn't kris like 4 regulars? didn't i used to buttfuck him in a Wendy's dumpster?
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>>83328683
>who are the regulars
This guy: >>83328627
This guy: >>83328636
Thia guy: >>83328314
This guy: >>83327072
This guy: >>83321431
This guy: >>83321168
Am I missing anyone?
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>>83328725
It was KFC and you were a quickshot
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>>83328688
Truly perplexing, partially perambulated by particularly perpetually repeating digits digging dozens of darn holes, dangit bobby. But, beautifully bobbing lures promising mystical pantomime dauntingly dousing frantic fires finding feathery friends frolicking in meadows of shadows cast by trees shrouded in clawing redacted.

But, if you reaaaally wanna know, I need the password.
Here's a hint.
A great and wonderful flag adorned by fifty stars! Two of them are friends, but the third just makes another.
What am I?
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>Unfortunately I wasn't Kris as I just watched from the broken KEKchair...
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>Kris takes off his mask of Kris,
>Only to reveal, he was Kris all along
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if i recall, rota was a real trailerpark dime piece. that fat slob mess of an excuse used to get dragged into dumpster juice and get that flabby asshog fucked until they screamed

rota you can't run from this fat disgusting microcock forever. bring your sweathog ass back here you slopfest and i'll show you what you mean to me
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Need pro Jung strats to COPE with being denied the krisbowl... Preferably not Se ones I'm bad with Se. No, I'm not ESFJ. Don't ask.
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Just pack it into another bowl and spark it upp
420 blaze it faggot!
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Jungianly speaking, obviously.
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Kuk kuk jaba jaguba
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asdfasfasdfasfasd
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fuck kris dudes so fucking gay
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dinglebob bingle berries! BANGO! BLUE!
BLUE
SUNSHINE RAYS!
FROM SPACE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Kris is th new Lilac except without the drawbacks that the Stockholm syndrome victims call features
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>>83328828
you mean kris is the thread bicycle?
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ROTA

you thought you were slick dipping into that KFC knowing it was too healthy for me. bring that swampy ass back to Dennys you slopwhore. i'll show you what a real man has you two timing haggard slopwhore. get the discarded chili's oil i'll lather that fat cellulite ass up and fuck your groty festering thighs all night just like when we first met
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The /mbti/ instrumentality plan has succseeded. Flawlessly even, dare I say
Time to wrap it up, don't you thinky thinky so? Yes yes, (you). Pffffffft no no big head, (you)
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>>83328840
We don't use such words here. Sit down and read the room.
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>>83328761
Maybe the real Old Man Jenkins was the friends we made along the way.

It isn't good for you to sniff too hard at things you don't have the stomach for.. Stick to what you're good for.
-I mean, at. Good at.
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What if blank is really the person larPing as Kris larping as everyone else!
A master class in SuBVERSION
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>>83318543
>Type
Player
>How is your health
Vigorously
>Do you think certain types are more healthy than other types?
plap plap plap
>How often do you get enough sunlight
plap plap plap
>Would you give your own life to save the life of a random child
The child that makes it to the egg is saved, the rest of them are holocaust
>If you were any piece of military hardware what would you be?
A giant world ending nuke in the shape of a huge erect penis
>16 personalities
All of them, depends how you stroke me
>Enneagram
No I don't do instagram, here's my nutgram if you want though
>love type
HoHoHoles
>text ANALysis
pingus goes in holes
>Test Link
Ink Jet Printer works!
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ARE YOU listening to what I'm saying?! PLEASE.
Listen Ethically, it's required!
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kris is my cumdoll
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cmon rota you know what we had all those years ago at popeyes was magic

ditch the niglets you know this microcock got you hooked
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Aaaand, done, on a high breederKINQ note
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>>83328657
>https://voca.ro/18oBjcruo3iN
They should return the IP count, and also add flags

>>83328726
Pretty accurate reggie list
lilac is still technically around, kpopnona exists, mike exists, anonzzle exists, . . . poster exists, uhm maybe other reggies
There are a bunch of INTPs but they all kind of melt together
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>>83328921
>He is so far from knowing he might never
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rota rotundo you can't run forever

remember that special moment at burger king? you fit that whole whopper up that sloppy fuckhole? you said you would marry me when i got that last pickle slice up there and ate it 2 days later after it got stuck up there? we had to fish it out with that moldy turkey baster?

cmon rota you can't deny it any longer we were meant to be
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there is also esfp-tan, she's getting married
there is others too for sure
There is INFJ-a's girlfriend, but it seems like they're having a couples spat
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kris just needs a hug
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Dangerously close,
Close enough to say
Damn it bobby smokin' on dank dandelions coffin' up coffings callin on calling cards candles lit by the bed side cause fires wouldn't want to inhale that and COUGH it all up like a limerick on the tip of your tongue,
Hot, like the red sun.
Cool like the blue water.
Crystalized like the smoke meets your eyes in the gas mask that blasts your ass to space.
Dank.
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>>83328921
>>83328921
Can you or someone please explain what each of them is like?
>the touhou poster
>the alastor poster
>trubie's enjoyer
>melascula
>turbies anons wife
>togata poster
>lilac
>kpopnona
>mike
>anonzzle
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rota bloatundo you can't keep hiding

that dumpster isn't small enough to hide that fat disgusting crumpled stretch mark stomach i can see it from pizza hut. come fuck me like you used to at dominos
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>>83328481
JacksThirdEye
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>>83329000 Eyes of Three
Aye.
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>>83329019
All the better to see you with, my dear!
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https://youtu.be/5z227H00ys4?si=CLFfLmADGwWSv5IE
omfg
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i cang believe it he just droped me for a hall of mirors halucinatioen
https://youtu.be/OybFOQyFd4o?si=e8ERxOfe0UNQ-tug
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mayb am to emotionaall..
but ur apathies liek a wounded soooul,
ur apaths like aownded soul.,
maybe am to emotional
or mayb u never cared at allllllll!
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>>83329077
Isn't this that cookie game?

Damn. She really is too young.
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>>83329092
STP Now
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>>83329097
Babybitch, babybitch, nyah nah nah nahh booooo booooo~
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i juist got finisddh empting my urinal of evey last of alatorse tears i soaked up ands come back to this !! ?
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>a hall of mirors halucinatioen
Thanks for the compliment btw
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You made a request, I gave you a response out of curiosity to see where it went. I told you the speed I move at, it was my opening move.
You left, not me.
If you want it back, it's your move to make.

I didn't say I'd deny, but I did say I won't chase.
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>>83329131
>schizoomer asked for cumming vid with moaning and sound on and infj-a bantered too hard to make her ask for it more obediently and she bluuuushed and rageunadded him
come on iphone poster chan get back in there!!!
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Pluralphobia KINQ ong
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>>83329153
That genuinely made me laugh. I love schizolore.
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Waiter waiter! Next pic plox!
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Why are you guys pretending Centaur and Lilac don't post anymore? He just took over /britfeel/ instead.
>>83326162
>>83329161
See? The OP image is her old trip, they post about her all the time, and someone even posted this recent selfie of her.
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>>83328961
>the touhou poster
Someone (likely more than 1 person) is pretending to be patchy-patch a reggie who killed themselves after exposing their post-op trans body last summer
>the alastor poster
INFJ-A, he is literally the Devil
>trubie's enjoyer
This is me! I love my wife Turbie! ^_^.; but we aren't quite married yet D:
>melascula
a new reg, she is rich has exposed her first name and a torso picture, is looking for love our resident e-girl
>turbies anons wife
This is my wife!
She is an INFJ-T and soooo cute!!
Be nice to her and give her nice messages, but don't do anything naughty or mean or else you will suffer divine punishment since she is my wife!! >:L
>togata poster
Not sure probably kris
>lilac
A former resident e-gril, she is in the letter thread and makes the raspberry vocaroos
>kpopnona
She runs the biofem thread lately, she is a kpop enjoying foid and is pretty nice
>mike
just go to the letter thread if you want to see mike
>anonzzle
She posts deer pictures and might be a boy, but i'm not sure I think she's a cute girl irl


Cannot believe we hit image limit....
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if u wre aware of m age this whole timr and stil shameless enoguh 2 add me thak god for tht
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And there's an INFPrince post right over there. Duh.
>>83329183
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it's so sad that even after splitting up prince and prince's gf both got really into church to cope. they should have just asked God to help them cope together :((
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That's not even a good larp.
Git gud.
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INFJ-A skeletons left the closet ooga booga
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Means to an end. I'm not trying to be the best *Larper*, now, am I?

Being bad is part of the plan. If you count comedic relief breaks I have to give myself before locking back in as technically part of the plan - which I do.
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Maybe you should Sharpen your Larpen skills before you start Barken at the sky like a mad Diogenes confusin' the stars for his own eyes
bork bork
Better use that spork to eat the 'sketti afore the skeles come jing jing jinglin' for your bones.
Batman.
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>>83329192
>just go to the letter thread if you want to see mike
But you didn't explain what he's like. Good job on the others thanks.
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am hapy i decrypttd yuo from dicord to discard knowig that now.
thxe, for clering the feeles fog. by byeew !
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>>83329192
>who killed themselves after exposing their post-op trans body last summer
got pics?
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>>83329262
Catch ya later!
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>>83329246
But the jingling turns me on. The jingling is exactly the behavior I hope to facilitate.
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>>83329303
You the type of kid to be entertained by jingin' keys.
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>>83329407
The rattling of the march of an advancing necromantic army is not the same as booboo key jingle.

But don't diss the booboo keys.
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>>83329415
Summoning an army of dead reggies gets your dick hard?
That's wierd.
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>>83329256
My favorite interaction I've ever witnessed with Mike was he was having a mental breakdown and arguing with a muslim who said "You're a poor excuse for an angel michael"
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>>83318816
https://youtu.be/ecyKfK8HQRE?si=Hj4mpgvckYLaDGRL
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>>83329509
I just spat all over my screen
https://files.catbox.moe/4b5fqh.jpeg
Are you just pandering funny pics out of her
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i hate how often music sounds so good but has a demented undertone
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I love how TE projects his shadow.
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https://youtu.be/nWo-DEYoXBg?si=yRnGHNn8IxgxNdO-
Like this song it's such a bop, but it's the same theme as that one book by nabokov
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AAAAA
HOW ARE WE GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER 140+ POSTS WITHOUT ANY IMAGES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>83329263
Sorry I don't have any pictures of that saved, what I can tell you is that it was shocking and not appropriate for work
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>>83329531
>https://files.catbox.moe/4b5fqh.jpeg
Well what color are your panties anon? :3c
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>>83329262
>>83329193
If you're underaged you should get off the website and go apologize to your parents, and explain how INFJ-A groomed you and you need parental blocks on the internet due to your porn addiction
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>>83328780
>>83328957
Pro-tip to all the coofers out there, if you stop smoking drugs and putting strange things into your body you won't cough so much except when you're sick!!
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>>83329192
Here's each regularfags theme song, based on an AI analysis of thier writing (and real personality) and what song it thinks matches their personality best:
>the touhou poster
ESFJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2tJeitlndw
>the alastor poster
ENTP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuzIw73pmSc
>trubie's enjoyer
INFP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C6smbJdKyY
>melascula
INTJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSQUZv8ipCE
>turbies anons wife
ESTJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlTopk-muo4
>togata poster
INFP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3gy8A0jY10
>lilac
couldn't find them on desuarchieve
>kpopnona
INFP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5emU4TSPxc8
>mike
ESFP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwrBp8NBAXY
>anonzzle
INTJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJHhyxJp5ug
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>>83328370
>>83328370
>INFJ-A GOT A DISCARDIO?
More like INFJ-A got discardio'd hahah get it because she deleted him after he demanded her nudes and now he's alone.
The fate of all sex pests everywhere
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https://youtu.be/jbgWXRxlSuQ?si=Qb2XXW-nmMd56MvU
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>>83329959
Impressive work~
I think you should do these playlists more often
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>>83329993
My favorite is Rough Untitled, it's just Mars humming
it goes like

MMMM, MM mm, MMMM, mm mmm,
Da da da daa da da da do do do dooo
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>>83329993
Ia the t oaat? Represent how you feel?
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https://youtu.be/8yQVcGkbpAc?si=jFUsjijzsL_xSkmB

How could He not be the Greatest?
The Jazz can be found in here
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https://youtu.be/MisLXxaagnM?si=wndDk7_UYaODQqds
I made a cute image that goes with this song and it has the girl have her whole left arm being pulled apart while a man in the back protects her from rain by covering her with a coat. I'd show it to you if only we had a higher image limit on this image sharing website....
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If your time to you is worth saving
Then you better start swimming or you'll sink like a stone
for the times, the times are a changing...

Don't speak too soon for the wheel's still in spin
For the loser now, will be later to win
For the times the times are a changin
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>>83330022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcR3LNPqAoA&list=PL4HVUXioe84BIl0YSZhtY1FsyTedl3rjw
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>>83329959
Soulless shitty ai analysis.
I could do MUCH better, and in 5 minutes
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>>83330059
u just jelly u not on the list
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>>83330069
Fuck off avatarfag im just saying i can do 10x better, BLIND
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>>83330079
>>83330059
Then do it, I didn't like the song list or typing analysis
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>>83330079
Then DO IT or quit yapping. Also add Rxy, mosley, infj-a, sophie to the list
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Please make me a reggy.. Please mention my name on a random 4chan circlejerk thread filled with incels forever mourning their #1 Foid Lilac
>>83330069
No bc i genuinely feel so bad for you high functioning asses, loitering around a dead thread like drug addicts waiting for their lilac fix that shut down shop a year ago. >>83330079
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without pictures this place feels like a store thats going out of business.
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threads have been alive and healthy for like 3 months
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>>83330102
>Also add me to the list
lmao hit yourself in the head
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>>83330112
just add a youtube video with every post then it's kind of like a picture, except it's one that can literally say 1000 words https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqECl-5BiA4
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>>83329959
>>the alastor poster
INFJ-A was already on this list he's this person
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>>83330106
unironically my method is so good you self orbiting shallow dispshits would fall asleep tears running down your armpits bc it just connects on a soul-lure-la level
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Just show your method and give us the typing and the songs instead of talking about it.
That anon did the work, you didn't
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bring me the least bitch for brains poster and i will
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>>83330118
I will not be considering you any further until I see your work.
Goodbye
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For our absent avatarfag
Turbie Anons Waifu
> https://youtu.be/g1pEGV9OBoc?si=tgII6BhWKTdGTkMg
done
Hope it resonates
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>>83330155
>>83329959
turbie is GOOFY and SILLY she's be more like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNelqz6B61s
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>>83330201
(>^_^)><(^_^<) haha so cute
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>>83330201
Are you turbie? Also id type her
>>83330155
from this song, INTJ
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>>83330155
Thanks. Do Lilac next please.
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>>83330209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZESfaEhd_LQ
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>>83329192
>>83329959
touhouposter and patchouli are not the same person
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>>83330244
but patchouli is a touhou character
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>>83330264
>patchouli
ACTUALLLY the patchouli is a flower of the genus pogostemon, ergo, you'd know that if you had any modicum of educational acumen, albiet we certianly can't all be Mensa level, so I forgive you.
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Sure:)
OK:)
Yes
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I can't take the lack of pictures. Let me try posting ascii art:
.---.
(_,/\ \
(`a a( )
) \= ) (
(.--' '--.)
/ (_\_/_) \
| / \ / \ |
\\ / . \ //
\/\___/\/
| \_/ |
\ / /
\/ /
( (
|\ \
| \ \
/_Y/_Y
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Anyone ever been banned for anything?
Sometimes I try to post and it'll say
>ur banned for (insert reason)
then it'll show me a post I never made.
And then 2 minutes later I can post again, why?
.......---.
.....(_,/\ \
....(`a a( )
....) \= ) (
....(.--' '--.)
../ (_\_/_) \
...| / \ / \ |
....\\ / . \ //
...\/\___/\/
....| \_/ |
.....\ / /
......\/ /
......( (
......|\ \
.......| \ \
...../_Y/_Y
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This thread is deader then a white guy walking through detroit. Someone go bake a new thread.
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It's the middle of the night. Go to sleep.
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>>83329959
I will destroy your stupid Jewish golem bot. It is wrong
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>>83330717
>ur themesong is "in the end"
lol
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>>83330750
>>83330750
what kind of absolute emo PUNK does this guy take me for im crine

anyways can't answer further than this cause internet problems
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>>83330717
wheres the jewish golem post i need to dwnld it
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>>83328946
>there is also esfp-tan, she's getting married
What? This is the first I'm hearing about this.
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>>83318543
I was in a thread about anime, and it degraded into people calling each jeets. Is that what discourse on /r9k/ has turned into?
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>>83331257
We don't normally argue here. When you're at /mbti/ you're family.
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>>83331257
R9k should add flags so we can know if the other person is an Indian or not
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What the fuck is this thread lol
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Just your average mbti thread
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Buying turbie :)
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>>83333669
How did you post this image :O
You can't have my Turbie, but we can get you a Turbie(Species) to care for !!
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>S 1 Turbie PST offers
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You know, the problem with mbti is the same problem with everything that's postmodern. The objective definitions have been altered because "everything" is subjective.
As if, because the words themselves were created by people, the objects they refer to seemingly don't exist anymore.
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>>83334230
Being subjective doesn't mean it's post modern. But I get what your saying.
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>>83334435
Sure, subjectivity isn't inherently postmodern. But a core tenant of postmodernism is that the subjectivity is the ruling force. The objective reality is ruled by the subjective psyche.
Anywhere that happens, where the subjective becomes "king", that is postmodern. That's what has happened to mbti.
Intuition doesn't refer to "intuition" the objective quality of the psyche. It refers to whatever I deem "intuition" to be. Intuition is nothing more than a social construct, and anyone who identifies as using intuition is an intuitive type.

In Jungian terms, the ego inflates itself and conflates itself with the persona, and that undifferentiated mass supersedes the Self. The shadow gets pushed even further into the recesses of the mind as a means to cope with the gnawing empty neurotic pull back to the objective reality. But the objective reality disproves and disapproves of the ego's identity so the ego refuses to integrate that disapproval, for it would lose everything it has built as its identity and who it deems itself to "be".

It would be like pointing to the blatant bulge of a tranny in drag and saying "No, you're a man, not a woman." So they cut it off and yell "You're just a pedant who's playing word games!"

Modern mbti = trannism for the psyche.
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>>83329192
I'm technically rich richie richie, but 2 mil used as passive income is like 4,000 bananas a month ($48,000 a year), so I still gotta work :(
As far as love? Who doesn't want love? <3
>>83329531
You posted the most unflattering one and not the cabaret one?
>>83329959
'Personality database' says that song is entj, but I don't feel that way at all. Right now I feel more like:
https://youtu.be/c1GxjzHm5us?si=cY0tRxSJu3gtiKU_
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>>83334684
>but 2 mil used as passive income is like 4,000 bananas a month ($48,000 a year), so I still gotta work :(
Not if you live in SEA, Eastern Europe, Russia, etc.
Or even van life, middle america, or have a husband working at mcdonalds while you don't work.
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>>83334649
This reads like pseud shit you'd see on 14 year old weird kid Facebook page
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>>83334836
>pseud
Ad hominem.
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>>83334684
>$48,000 a year
in my shithole that's CEO money
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>>83334858
No, direct insult. ;^D
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Once ENTPs like me take over we incarcerate all pseuds.
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>>83334867
Dinglenuts, that's what ad hominem is.
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>Sitting on two milly cushion on the dl while you make boyfriend burger flip for a few years to learn the values and traits of a provider
What a concept! One I've never even considered and which does not sound similarly, and definitely not eerily so.
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>>83334723
>Not if you live in SEA, Eastern Europe, Russia, etc. Or even van life, middle america, or have a husband working at mcdonalds while you don't work.
My husband won't be working, he'll be my moid pet (not sexually, I mean a house husband). Van life might actually be kinda cool. But I'm an entj we have to think big, so maybe giant RV life.
>>83334861
>in my shithole that's CEO money
In what country do you live in?
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>>83335102
What enrichment do you plan to provide in his enclosure so he doesn't melt into an atrophied pile of useless, selfish, entitled goo?
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>>83334894
You're really retarded bro
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>>83335109
I don't expect much out of a moid except:
Loyalty, cleanliness, some physical activity, some intelligence and he has to do chores. Beyond that: pavlovian behavioral training. IDK maybe kiss him when he does good and slap him when he does bad or that's too mean cut off his vidya/accounts. Any moid who gets with me is extremely lucky.
>>
>>83335431
>retarded
Ad hominem.
>>
>>83335518
>>retarded
>Ad hominem.
Not an argument, retard.
>>
>>83335535
>Not an argument
Appeal to authority.
>retard.
Ad hominem.
>>
>>83334894
>>83335431
>>83335535
>>83335547
https://youtu.be/f3KKCW2DTfo?si=xKqeYe0kmz8GtBUx
>>
>>83335547
That's right bitch I'm the authority here. Glad you understand now.
>>
>>83335736
You aren't the athoratah. You're appealing to a pre-existing definition of "argument". The, as it were, socially accepted definition of "argument". Outside of which I have intentionally placed my non-argument, in order to protest the very sentiment you base your reality on.
You follow another man's rules,
I create my own.

We're not the same.
>>
>>83335769
You're like a lefty screeching at fascism. All walls of text none the brains.
>>
>>83335780
Dare I say,
Yes, I dare say;

Ad.
Hom.
in.
em.
>>
list of stupid sluts

>infj-a
>Mosley
>diarygirl
>turbie
>turbie enjoyer
>rxy
>patchy
>all of you fucks
>>
>>83335796
Lefty is a compliment since you're too retarded to actually get political.
>>
>>83335810
You don't know the first thing about politics. Show me what you got.
>>
>>83335831
First: you're retarded.
Second: your policies are retarded.
Third: you're politician-tier retarded.
>>
>>83335102
>he'll be my moid pet
Uhm. hot
>>
>>83335485
a slap is much less mean than cutting off video games that's abuse
>>
>>83335809
uhm, be nice to turbie or else. You ad hom in em baka
>>
>>83335838
That is not political. That's just ad hominems.
>>
>>83335891
Ad hominems are peak politics, retard.
>>
>*gets raped*
>umm ackshually raping me isn't an argument you brute
>>
>>83335915
I didn't rape him though you homo.
>>
i'm jus blugpostin goober
>>
>>83329192
>Someone (likely more than 1 person)
how many? I counted three
>>
>>83335809
Bitter Lilac hands wrote this post
>>
Pff, everyone knows I'm not a slut!
>>
I bet lilac hands are sticky from staying up all night eating gummy worms. I'd wager lilac mostly eats candy.
>>
prediabeetus
>>
sexdiabeetus
>>
what kind of candy do you think lilac eats first thing in the morning
>>
Fuck you we could have had new thread with images let it die
>>
And right now it obviously has to be candy canes or gingerbread fucking DUH
>>
It's quicker just to slide it now.

I think she might still be working off her Halloween candy stash.
>>
>there are people who think sintar isn't posting in this thread
RIGHT AND I'M SANTA CLAWS.
>>
didnt the uk ban 4chan

he's too busy buying lilack candy he cant afford a vpn and 4chan pass
>>
>>83337472
Can l sit on your Iap, then, Santa?
>>
>>83337501
who is L and why do they want to sit on his iap
>>
lilac is anorexic and barely eats anything
>>
>>83337501
Maybe, what's in it for me?
>>
>>83337546
you don't need calories when your diet consists of soulsemen and loosh
>>
>>83337759
lilac's favorite candy is gummy worms that's why she shares the biggest one with her special person ^_^
>>
>>83318543
>Type
ENTJ
>How is your health?
Good
>Do you think certain types are more healthy than other types?
No idea. I reckon introverts are usually less healthy
>How often do you get enough sunlight?
Northern hemisphere so not too often, but when opportunity presents itself. Love them sunny days.
>Would you give your own life to save the life of a random child?
Fuck no. Lmao
>If you were any piece of military hardware what would you be?
Something that's useful in any situation. Swiss army knife maybe.
>>
>>83337546
>anorexic and barely eats anything
i love skinny girls
>>
>>83337546
>anorexic and barely eats anything
i hate skinny girls
>>
nice try sems, but nobody is buying into your propaganda
>>
skinny pale girls with little booba a best
proof me wrong
pro tips
u can'tn't
>>
>>83338115
she has big booba though
melascula > lilac > rxy >>> diarygirl
>>
>>83335839
If you think that's hot, I know something even hotter: prenups (so he doesn't get anything if he leaves).
>>
Can someone just post Mela's pics or link to when she posted them I'm not clicking your Jewish IP grabbers
>>
>>83338126
how big are we talkin' here
>>
>>83338145
but the moidwife is taking a lot of risk that you abandon him and he ends up destitute, boy should only sign that prenup if there is agreement that if he leaves he gets nothing, but if you abandon him you have to pay him off a reasonable sum.
>>
>masculine-fag self-dickriding again although shes the ugliest
>>
Dairygirl is a ditcher, and that's not cool.
>>
wouldn't is be so sexy to lay your head down on Melascula's big tits and touch longingly at the key around her neck and hearing her say "If you're a good boy tomorrow I'll let you out, I'm fertile this week so we can't waste it"
>>
>>83338274
Agreed it is not okay to abandon your person
>>
>>83338288
Ewwwwwwwww not her shes ugly
>>
>>83338145
I've done exactly this. Found a foid that's a lil autistic, but made great money, is bad at socializing and doesn't have many friends. She fell in love with me and I told her of my dream living outside of society inside a huge rural property with a nice house. She bought it and we'll be moving there 5 weeks from now. Life's good.
Guess reading 120hrs worth of PUA material and studying human phsych/foidpsyche for a decade has paid off!
>>
>>83338307
turbie abandons you in 1-2 day intervals
>>
>>83338319
Don't say that I'm gonna cry
>>83338317
Wow sounds like you're living the dream. Congratulations on your wedding
>>
>>83338334
Wedding? We're never gonna marry. Not if I can help it.
>>
>>83338264
>He doesn't have tickets to The Carnival
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>>83338338
Then you're a fool. When you take a woman's virginity you are obligated to marry her. To live with a woman is to love and marry her, What is even the point of not marrying? so that you can abandon her when she gets old?
>>
>>83338372
>so that you can abandon her when she gets old?
No. So she knows I have that option. - So that I wouldn't have to!
>>
>>83335809
notables and last time they posted:
>infj-a = (last post = Jul 13)
>Sophia (nov 8)
>rxy (nov 30)
>patchy (jul 24)
>kris (mar 15)
>schizo dykebot (12 jul)
>megumin (july 29)
>gus (nov 4)
>patchouli (13 july)
>enfj-senpai (20 jun)
>homu (apr 19)
>centaur (dec 7)
>chuck (nov 20)
>prince (9 nov)
>Lilac (9 Jul)
>Kekos (28 mar)
>Sunny (may 20)
>breeder (jul 4)
>maria (dec 2)
>ENTJ (jul 14)
>apollo (22 oct)
Did they all die? Only Turbie and Trubies Enjoyer are left.
>>
>>83338316
Submissive men need to stop being so picky, you choose to be ugly through your submission so you need to not be so greedy about perfect looks if someone promises to feed you and keep you warm then you should be grateful and wash her feet
>>
>>83338389
Rx's last post was in February, what are you talking about?
>>
>>83318543
>Type
ISTP-A
>How is your health?
Good, I walk 10-15,000 steps a day and do light exercise 4 times a week
>Do you think certain types are more healthy than other types?
Probably, ive been told i'm too blunt and cold a lot in the past
>How often do you get enough sunlight?
Daily
>Would you give your own life to save the life of a random child?
No
>If you were any piece of military hardware what would you be?
HK416
>>
>>83338407
>Rx's last post was in February, what are you talking about?
Posts on other boards.
>>
>>83338389
>infj-a = (last post = Jul 13)
bro has no vision, infj-a is in every thread ever
>>
>>83338399
Shes an ugly oppressive muffin top spamming her own self directed smut fanfics. Nobody actually wants to be raped by a fat dyke
>>
>>83338367
Carnivals are gay.
>>
>>83338407
More of these are wrong than correct. I don't know what he's on about either.

Prince disappeared shortly after Rxy discarded him; right after Lilac did. Chuck left around then because of getting implicated and being embarrassed about her history of privately messing around with Prince getting exposed, too. A lot of the others have been gone since around that era because it revealed the darkness in some of the posters here and really soured the atmosphere.
>>
>>83338427
INFJ-A isn't a person. He's an archetypal spirit that lives within the collective unconscious.
>>
>>83338417
>Rxy abandons the "board full of school shooters" she promised never to abandon
Imagine my shock . . .

Based, thoughbeit. I knew it was only a matter of time. A goddess like Her was below pay grade here.
>>
>>83338443
That's a weird name for the tulpa you feed with roleplay to try to manifest your dream guy, Lilithlack
>>
>>83338443
>INFJ-A Isn't a person he's just possessed by the spirit of the anti-christ
Hence why diary girl loved him so much
>>
>>83338465
Dajjalgirl.*

Don't let the Deciever rebrand now, my brother in Christ.
>>
>>83338461
You fuckin' dipass. I AM INFJ-A.
How dare you make me explain the joke. I am disgusted.
But my offer to fix her is always open. :^)
>>83338465
She didn't love me. She just loved the idea of a demon loving her back.
>>
>>83338483
that's literally the textbook example of
>i before e except after c
and you still fucked it up esltard
>>
>>83338502
>i before e except after c
Immunodeficient.

I rest my case.
>>
thank helly. Death has come
>>
Whennn will my
reflection
show
*COUGH*
I am
insiiiiiide ...
>>
>>83338519
>word replaced "who"
let me guess some gay owl hmm
>>
HOO HOO
*cough*
How many hits does it take to get to the
*cough*
center of a blunt?
>>
>>83338547
Shotgunning halves the burden.

*Fhhooo ~*
>>
>>83338557
Yooooo that had a gram of wax in there. You gonna die!
>>
>>83338576
I was molded in the trenches. There was this Scorpio back in highschool - always loading ninja dabs snaked around the side of the wand so you couldn't see it. By the time you realized there was way too much smoke in the chamber for the hit you thought you were taking.. It was too late.

I'll survive. Now, your turn.
>>
Turbies enjoyer's first post:
>"Sharia is ultimately the answer"(January 11 2023)
>>
all this smoke is why ya'll keep caughin, iuf you just stop doing drugs your lungs will thank you
>>
'Turbie Anon's Wife' (originally :"INFJ-T Anon/Turbie/owo/uwu") first post:
>Spam spam spam spam lovely spam wonderful spam! ^o^ (July 15 2019)
>>
>>83338614
>*Puff puff*
Well, at least the people I hung out with would make it obvious they wanted you to take a snake to the head. More of an outright challenge and whoever couldn't clear the zong got laughed it.
Nothin' like the 1000 degree gram straight to the dome.
>*puff*
cough cough
Everything's better in threes, you know?
>*pass*
>>
INFJ-A's first post:
>Watch the fuck out dude for real (26 Nov 2019)
>>
why are there graves
first and last 4chan shitpost imscribed
>>
Graves... Graves... Gravy..
Gravy graves gave dank raves drank grape purple haze cause in a maze where no one stays, not for long for oblong shapes like stakes straight to the heart is done pancakes on the stove, it's like an art.
Probabambly.
>>
The meaning-
Scrambled, like eggs.
Not over easy, not sunnyside up
The meaning-
It begs, like an urchin
Please! Sir, can I have some more?!
Under the beard lies a grin, smiling from cheek to the cheek
But, the meaining?
It's more than bleak.
It's not one to seek,
Slimy, like the eel.
Slithering, like a snickity snake with no cake to bake.
But a thousand tins awaiting the batter.
Alas, it does not matter, a snake has no hands
But a split tongue to taste with;
No cake to taste.
A waste.
>>
>>83338668
>*le french inhale into O-chains showoffery*
I got adopted by "the goons", as my English teacher called them. I felt like more of a mother than a peer. But they did give me an excuse to indulge in my own chaos in kindred company, too, so.
>*sniffles because throat is irritated from showing off* *puff*
But the first thing one of them said to me was "You seem like you use 4chan", 'I also use 4chan' etc.
>*deeeep puff*
He got me there. The rest is history.

Threes, indeed. Alchemicully said, m'mage.
>*passes using fake nails like roach clip*
>>
>>83338755
>>83338795
Were you purposefully sprinkling in lyric references from other songs on the album the other night? Or are you in my walls?

Additionally,
is it a coincidence that I'm dranking grape as we e-speak? Or are you in my walls?
>>
I'd assume it was someone keeping tabs on my Spotify since I shared it on an old account, but you were never tainted by the sway of Discord. As far as I knew
>>
>still not realizing he pretends to be multiple different characters
>>
who is he? that does that?
>>
>>83338833
Just a... happy synchronicity winking at you through the collective unconscious.
I know your thoughts because, I am you.
>>83338854
You're correct. I never even joined the dicksword servers. Not my style.
>>
Don't fall for his lies. He makes threads to add people on discord.
>>
>>83338818
What, are you scared of touching a stinger?
*biiiiig puff*
Show off, I could never do french inhales. I'm too stupid for that, always get get smoke in my eyeballs and then cry like a little bitch for five minutes.
*Another biiiig puff*
Ever heard of a timebomb?
BUT, you know everyone would always get mad at me for killing the bowl in one hit. but it's not even my fault, I just have big lungs.
At least I wouldn't fucking park the blunt for 10 minutes while I tell some nonsense story though!
What a waste.
*one last pufferoni*
You want this thing? It's gettin hot on the lips. Gonna be kissin the cherry soon.
>>
>>83338891
Of course, of course.

But maybe list Anon up there was on to something about the certain.. ENTP-esque je ne sais quoi about you.

>>83338957
Playboys have their place and time, too. Maybe not tucked in your pocket for later, but. I always preferred the sort who operate in the Here and Now, anyhow.
>>
Oh yeah? He makes threads to add people?! Why didn't he add me after he asked for my add?? HUH??
What, am I not good enough? HUH??
HUH??
>>
Everyone knows mastery of the Future culminates in mastery of the Present.
>>
>>83338971
Maybe he was onto something, onto my mastery of the most grand function known to man, intuition. I play it like the fiddle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh7BZf7D5Bw

I wonder what he'll find up there?
>>
>>83338967
Not really. There's just something satisfying about feeling like The Witch from L4D.
>*waggles fingers nefariously*
Hm. I noticed that people who weren't very experienced kissers struggled to get the gentle curve of the bottom lip that ushers the smoke right. Similar movement. But at least they aren't creeps who go around noting patterns like that.
It's automatic once you get it down, like anything.
>*swishes smoke back and forth in chipmunk cheeks to cool before full lung inhale*
I hadn't ever heard that term for it, but it's what I was about to suggest. Just seems like the intuitive conclusion of the ritual, you know? Most practical. Thrifty, even.
Sometimes I challenge myself to corner a bowl just to remind myself of what it was like to try to stretch one between you and your 6 friends while hiding in the treeline, ha.
I'm probably guilty of multiple rotation obstruction infractions, but only because I would get so, so, so, *so* much more stupidly high than everyone else - on half the amount.

Toss 'er in here.
*holds out UltraDesert Sunset*
You name your pieces? I guess that's another tradition that stuck with me from the stoners.
>>
>>83338993
It's their unique relationship to intuition that I would name as the core reason ENTPs appeal to me, so. I'd reckon.

Maybe he'll realize there's no "up" in space. We all know it, logically. But few people take the time to FEEL it, really *integrate* that Knowing.
>>
>>83339041
but half brothers are even more forbidden love than step brothers!!!!!
>>
>>83339018
Don't remind me of L4D. That game was my JAM. And I was the king of crowning witches in the expert runs, careful. I might unconsciously slip into old patterns.
Yeah, I mean, only a creep would go around watching people's lips while they're trying to suckle the smoke out of a red got teensy weensy blunt.
You learn pretty quick after a hotlip or two.
>*sticks the little blunt in m-*
Wait, mister UltraDesert Sunset? Or miss?
>*packs it in with some keefs*
It won't be a long fuse though... Usually you'd do it with like 1/4 a blunt. Trying to corner the bowl is always so hard, I'd always burn my finger somehow.
>*Takes a hit*
I always laughed at the rotation scuffs, cause it's a real sign someone is baked. But then you just flip the rotation and it's okay.
>*passes the bowl*
I never named my pieces though... We had butterfingers and stickyfingers. Someone was always dropping em or stealin em. Can't get attached to them like that. I did name one though, I forgot the name... It was so long ago. But I broke it.
>>
>>83339045
>>83339041
Hah, you're gay lmao
Is it because you're always wearing skirts and flaunting your panties in his face?
>>
Drugs are for degenerates who are ruled by their shadow functions. You'll never make it to heaven that way.
>>
We are called to be S O B E R

Is somebody going to make the next thread I'm going to sleep and won't until I wake up probably
>>
What types of questions would you like to see in the next edition of /mbti/
>>
I imagine INFJ-A is the doctor who gives prostate exams, that's his main thing
>>
>>83339028
I'm with you on that. Getting on the same wavelength as the ENTPs is always fun. Then you both start getting the same thoughts popping into your head and blurting them out.
Good fun.

Or, maybe, perhamps, up in space was the friends we made along the way? What else is there when floating in the vast emptiness of the vacuum?
>>
>>83339125
Why you dropping your trip TE???
>>
>>83339184
Wasn't me ^0^
>>
>>83339189
Suuuure it wasn't.
>>
>>83339184
I'm someone who's never noticed and definitely not him.
>>
>*notices you going unnoticed*
>>
Bed time for me, almost in time for the 404.

Don't get crowned, little witchy witch.
>>
Turbie is an INFJ-T and I'm an INTJ-A and we are perfect match!!! ^_^
>>
I swear, the energy is weird tonight. Or I'm having/about to have an episode

>>83339115
Ah, shoot, I got distracted by dress-up games. Is the "up" in dress-up real? Much to ponder

>>83339236
Some of my favorite NoBo nights have been penning fanfic about the WoS being doomed to kill or be killed by her flame in every incarnation until they defy fate. Some of my chuuni leanings never went away. Vampire x hunter slow build-up enemies to lovers 1x1 RP on the Gaia or Neopets forums was always way more thrilling than the Disney cookie cutter stuff

First person I ever met up with in the astral was named Jack, actually. We wanted to show off for the Veelox meetup by staging a circus routine turned showdown

Yap yap yap...
I'll reply more to the other stuff if witching hours snack gives my braincells a boost. But godspeednight, duder
>>
Turbies a man
>>
l don't have many a secret left to
>imply
>>
>>83339387
>NoBo
>WoS
What are these abbreviations and what kind of snacks?
>>
>>83339412
tfw on the sekrets wavelength
>>
there are still like 15 other threads that have to slide first
>>
>>83339420
https://youtu.be/XOi2jFIhZhA
>>
>>83339412
impossible, she is too cute and pretty and beautiful
>>
>>83339387
The up in dress up is.... Made up. But is that up more or less made up than the up in made up?
Those are the real questions.
Oh mans gaia was the shit back in the day. Tfw the Internet will never return to the glory days.
>>83339423
Beep boop beep boop beep transmitting radiowaves
>>
Coughs in secret
>>
Coughs in sandwich
>>
Coughs in secret sandwich
>>
>>83339569
A sixty nine is kind of like a secret sandwitch, ain't it?
>>
https://youtu.be/5f_6suI_OMU
nostalgia sandwich
>>
>>83339576
A secret sandwich of sorts
>>
>>83339607
Sauced with slippery sloppy cummiediments, surely
>>
I asked because I wanted to know. That seems obvious.
>>
Damn right In my nostalgia
>>
>>83339617
wow a secret third thing worse than a friend collector
>>
>>83339613
Yoooou fuckin cringer lol



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