Christmas meal deal edition
Finally done with work and on my way home, garn go straight on the booze to calm my nerves, fucking hate my life so much
these are lush x
>>83322086>working on a sundaygrim, hope the booze helps
>>83322091tesco finest well laa dee dah
>>83322098Ill have next tuesday off to compensate
Using a telly or monitor at 0 brightness is psychotic.
brehs starting on me
>>83322108when do you breakup for Christmas
>>83322126Work late on 24th then 25th and 26th off
>>83322140that shouldnt be allowed
>>83322078A wagie xmas that is!
Downloaded the Dirk gently radio4 audio play thingies. Read the books a while back and remembering them being pretty good, unlike the total abortion netflix show, so looking forward to giving these a lesson. Pretty good cast also, got harry enfield and Olivia Colman and billy Boyd for my listening pleasure.
got a week off soonwell it is christmas isnt it x
>>83322147It is what it is, we cant all be NEETs
Me? Got the cyclocross on de lid!
I drink two of these a day. Fucking love it x
>>83322165me? two weeks in january. garn skiing dont i oh yes i garn
Nu breadingshires is itDon't mind if i do X
>>83322200Chumba wumba detected
Wonder what age britnormie first knew he was part of the Office Over Offspring movement. Most young lads aspire to have a family. Did something happen to him?
>>83322214Of course I'm a chumbawumba. I enjoy the finer things in life x
>>83322211what a lush and lovely piccy x
christmas is the season for chumbaing to be fair
Gonna do sausage and mash for dins I reckon, sooner rather than later. It is Sunday after all, treat myself.
Jealous of the booze in America. Way cheaper, bigger bottles. If we had Everclear in the UK I'd be dead
>>83322149>A wagie xmas that is!xD
if you don't put on like 2 stone during the xmas period, you're not doing it rightwant some cheese and crackers now oh aye x
>>83322248tried everclear when i was on holiday over there about 15 years ago, never again desu, not even if you paid me, its just literal fucking poison
feels like yesterday hhl was eating christmas dinner off that trayand now its christmas againtime flies x
>>83322248Gib booze favs and I'll post prices.
mummy getting chinkyslop tonight cor gonna be lushfollow up with a nice wank to some trannies
regret ending my nofap streak it was 33 days
Wanking off to music videos
>>83322277Me? Spaghetti alla Bottarga. It italian sunday with the gf.
>>83322294this is what the online safety act has reduced us to
Wanking off to shampoo adverts
I've made a Reddit account.I will shitpost until i am banned.What topics will rile up carrear redditors the most?
>>83322222DIGITOOOOOOOOO
ended my nofap streak to femdom porn
>>83322312how old are you shitposter?
>feel like shit>drink alcohol >feel goodunironically magic
Wanking off to Naked Attraction
>>83322312Nigger crime statistics, Lawrence Reed for starters.
>>83322301its reduced me to finding random porn sites , part of me likes the hunt but its also annoying because normal sites had decent solo stuff any now its random russian websites, I dont even wank that often, last one 2 weeks ago but when I do I enjoy my solo female spaff vids, its just not rite.
>>83322312just copy and paste ruthmong posts
>>83322330Over 18, but i've not crafted a personaility for the account, do you have any suggestions along these lines?
Wanking off to Embarrassing Bodies
>>83322331I barely drink, few times a year but when I do I notice my skin is always glowier the day after and during drinking I notice my face looks de bloated, not a fat cunt but I do carry some water in my face. Maybe I should drink more.
Whatever happened to Russel Howard?
worldbox god simulator NEETS Vs Wagies, we will solve this once and for all today
shit wagie blogpost warning / / / / / / / /I hate how work make me do the same repetitive task for 8 hours on excel but I cant get away with totally zoning out due to the complexity of it but they make me do 8 an hour and if accuracy drops below 95% for the entire month I get collared for it. I'm not a fucking robot you dicks, cut me some slack its mind numbing but also annoyingly in depth so its not just push a button. Management had a go at everyone in the department the other day for dropping accuracy and its like its fucking christmas, no one can be arsed, which I stated in corpo speak to line managerberg afterwards but they just give robotic responses. I so so so need to neetbux, shame diagnosis takes fucking ages.
>>83322386I want to be a neet but the establishment doesn't want me to neet, let me defect reeeeeeeeeee
>>83322371>*loudly and obnoxiously recites your post to a laugh track*"But seriously dunno. He was always really unfunny before he had his own thing on those old episodes of mock the week.>>83322395This sounds strangely similar to my job. They really do just all use the same "management principles" don't they. What a joke.
>>83322355I drink daily because my life is shit
If I think about other people and their life choices and pick holes in them my grim life won't feel as grim for a few seconds.
i will always cherish my time as a NEET but it couldnt last forever x
>>83322420I wish there was a substance to take the edge off which wasn't damaging long term
>>83322434Rotate between alcohol, edibles and bezos so you don't get addicted is probably the best bet
>>83322417My accuracy tanked from like 98 to 67 in a day because 2 mondays ago I just couldn't be fucking arsed and was busy cleaning the bathroom wfh and now ive got to go on some zoom call with some woman to watch how I do things incase there is anything ''she can help me with'' its only 40 minutes but fuck off, surely they must see how utterly boring it is but like I said you cant really completely shut your brain off with it. There was a ''workstream'' in which I could but because this specific thing has increased ive ended up doing it all day and weeks of this is just poo, much preferred it when this specific one lasted for a few hours then we switched because the other one was a fuck around one where there is no accuracy thing. fink you have to shed your humanity to become upper management, its like they all get their brains rewired.
>>83322331Next day... feel worse than you did before.
>>83322448are CBD gummies a meme? wouldn't mind that but without the hastle of having to role weedle deedle dees or having to smoke.
>>83322407not much happening so far but the wagies are out-shagging the NEETs, which makes sense
Just got up me feel rough af. Defo had one too many jars last night. Oh well. Garn play some Fortnite nows and get on thay Sunday wuppagrind.
>>83322456Your situation is scarily similar to mine lol. I also got moved from>Easy boring thingTo>Boring but actually quite detailed thingSo yeah it's boring af but you also have to actually focus. Oh and by the way the work NEVER runs out. Hehe. Fun.
>>83322488I'm still waiting for that last spaceship, fucked it I reckon. I'll have to walk.
>>83322488Get on your trip HHL. Oh wait you can't
>>83322459Not if you drink in moderation like me
>>83322489we get morning emails from some cunt named richard saying whos on what but it never changes and it used to be quite a few of us on this workstream (I hate this word) so there was less pressure but now most of the people have been moved to this other workstream which according to them is even worse so now its me and 1 maybe 2 other people who have to clear this and now in the email he gets increasingly more pissy ''we have the capacity to clear this we MUST work to expectation to clear this today'' just fuck off fuck off fuck off richard you bald beardy DICK put more people on this and it builds up over the weekend so monday will just be that all day and most likely the rest of the week for this one monotonous task.
>>83322499>Get on your trip HHL. Oh wait you can'tU SENT THAT FREAK FLYING XD
Well, crackhead mate came back a few days ago, manic mood, basically trying to justify why he sold my stuff. I wasn't happy, but weak willed so not good with confrontation. He came back again an hour ago, I let him know I wasn't happy after he asked to borrow my phone to ring a crack dealer.This kills me, but I can't be there for a crackhead, I'm there for my mate, and will be there if he gets clean.I don't get that angry round people usually, but have been losing it lately.I need to numb myself, or end myself.
>>83322499It's an imposter. The real HHL is dead.
>>83322471They don't get you high, do a reasonable job of decreasing mild anxiety but would guess that's not what you're after.
Always follow up with a samefag for added drama and maybe just maybe some other sad sack will join in.
>>83322526God I wish this was true.
Ffs has he not stopped using his tripPut it back on you bellend
not gonna lie lads, its not looking good
Wanking off to Grand Designs
>>83322559what game is this? looks potentially very kino
Are you skipping the pretending to be Chika funny lad, you have seen him post haven't you?
>>83322575worldbox god simulator, you can do all sorts with it but im just letting this run in the background while im tidying my flat and shitposting here
Me and the mrs have chosen the office over offspring x
>>83322587How does on breastfeed an office?
David Threlfall was subject to a superinjunction back in the day. He was shagging Pauline in Shameless.
>>83322520Or you could take up arms against a sea of troubles like Shakespeare said.One night you'll has not resisted or fought back so much he'll bring a crackhead mate around to fuck you over so this crackhead can have a hit.>Yeah he's weak as fuck you can do anything, fuck him up the arse he wont fight back, you can even piss on him he's so weak.TAKE UP ARMS AND GO THE DISTANCE!
>>83322587Sorry, I thought you said a sprog. That explains the ridiculously stupid first reply you got.
>>83322587Post a topless pic of her here for the lads eh?
>>83322587Same here de lid following in my hero britnormie's footsteps getting a vasectomy. No reproducing for me it sterile all the way x
Wanking off to Shameless
>>83322587Gay cringelord, disgusting
>>83322609He was heartbroken when he left, the damage has been done.I'm trying to fight the rage inside of me, not embrace it. I get the sentiment, don't take any shit.
>>83322587Tell me you are under the thumb without telling me etc
>>83322165I would cum on this lmao
>>83322639He thinks about his wife's exes fucking her and spanking her. The guy is a complete cuck, basically ruled by his wife and gets all his opinions downloaded into his brain straight from her.
>>83322078meal deals piss me off, used to be an actual deal and now its shambles, whenever I abstain from wanking the state of the country really pisses me off
If you set arbitrary rules for online personalities lives and lifestyle choices that you yourself don't live up to, does that make them a loser or you a projecting loser?
>>83322682Not sure who you're talking to but it appears they've touched a nerve
Have come to the conclusion that dark energy takes over me when I consume too much wooze. I'm really not a hateful person, pretty chill and laugh back really but alcohol makes me everyone's enemy. Might need to go cold turkey.
That one hit too close to home.
>>83322655am going to treat myself to one but not for disgusting reasons like that mate
>>83322713Maybe also seek some kind of psychological help as well. I used to get angrier when drinking, but now I'm just angry all the time.It's not a good life, it will end up with me taking my own life. You don't want that, lad.
>>83322526bongo a busy man he get lot of business calls
the neets now out-number the wagies BUT theyve had a meteor strike and a tornado near their home village and some of them are literally living in bubbles now for some reason idk what thats about
>>83322639This way me and the mrs have more money for holidays and meals out. We are better off not having any children.
>>83322656Probably gets off on thinking about his wife being shared over their coffee table with the lads from work after a long week at the 9 to 5. The proper lads from the warehouse, not the office betas. Pumped full of cum then a quick shower and a few episode of Little Britain before beddybyes
>>83322713Alcohol is a depressant and amplifies anxiety, when your anxiety is up you enter fight or flight mode. In your case it's fight, even if it's against someone or something you can't beat or control.
>>83322703Par for the course this weekend, summat in the water
>>83322632Falling for the bait this readily, no helping you is there?
We've on that zoom calls over school runs childfree life and we're proud of it.
>>83322248But why ever drink? Codeine feels better, is safer, no hangovers, no calories, no constant pissing and sipping more as its just pills. And can also be bought over the counter.
>>83322755>me and the mrsMarried and on britfeelHave a proper fucking word with yourself pal
You say nappys and first words, we say hip wine bars and bistros x
R&R o'clock, is it Verily X
>>83322809BN's wife looks like THIS?
We get it lad, you're single haven't had sex in a while if ever and you can't stop thinking about other people in relationships, that have sex and you're envious.
OK they finally declared war on each other which is good because i was getting bored, lets see how this plays out
Men who aren't having sex talk about sex more then sex havers.
>>83322836You mentioned sex 3 times in 1 sentence, anon.
Childless 40 year old bragging about having sex like he's 15. Lol
>>83322627Used to wank to the season 1 DVD set all the time.The scene with the daughter and her tits in the bath and the scene with Fiona fucking in the floor.
>>83322856Top class lad, nice one. Season 2 is a bit shit but there is filth down the line. That Fiona is a proper dirty lass
>>83322713I think you have some serious psychological issues, particularly around benefits, Tories, Jews, Muslims and Indians.You drink to forget and to lower your anxiety, but always take it too far and crash out. I think you need some serious therapy to tackle your demons.
BOSHlove rDeta
tik tok benniemongs
>>83322933no bother for me de lid, only going after those on long term bennies without being on LCWRA / LCW, not proper bennylads like me :)
Had a grim grey wet walk to the slots and won 30 quid, bought a matcha latte from the fit 36-year old barista. Lovely.
>>83322855Can you point out the posts by a 40 year old bragging about having sex? And who is this 40 year old you're talking about?
>>83322949Not to be a dick but clearly if you don't understand the reference you're not part of the conversation de lid. Not your concern.
>>83322933Is it that time on the clock again? https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/Tick%20tock%20dossers/
The workers in the slots arcade all know my name and that I get a pepsi max, maybe that could be considered grim. The Chinese and Thai milfs in there usually give me a smile as well.
>>83322958I accept your ungraceful concession.
>>83322933This time next year, Sean will be working in a Wetherspoons.After all, if he can drink in pubs so often, then clearly his "disability" (fake autism) isn't limiting him enough, and he could work there.
>>83322969get a nice lubey hand job off one of the chinese milfs
>>83322981you clearly do not know what concession means. admit it, you are only using it in an effort to sound smarter than you actually are.
>>83322985The Thai ones are prettier and look more friendly tbf, I know shes Thai because I've seen her going into the thai restauraunt (works there/owns it)
>>83322989And you're so upset that you lost that your syntax changed.
>>83322995Do not speak to me of syntax, that sentence doesnt even make sense.
flooding the country with paki slopwog pedo rapists and gay schizophrenic niggers is good for the "community" and keeps "services" running
>>83323007This is the part were you run away and start posting shite about another online personality.
>>83323008I'm sure you contribute so much to society yourself, lad.
>>83323017what the fuck are you even talking about cunt?
>>83323026I've cost this country a lot if money over the years and I am proud to say that as it means I haven't contributed to the rape and replacement of my people.
>>83322981hi josh
Boring bunch of sods you lot are with your tiny arguments.
Fancy an egg?
evreyone stop being cunts to each other, weve entered the age of dark and the neets have started losing again (they were doing well for a while)
Such a terrible experience trying to find which streaming service a movie is on nowWanted to watch Spiderman 2002 and it's just not available anywhere
>>83323050No, I like women, I'm not a perv.
Have a pop at Wops big man, she can't answer you back on here.
cut the bennies, let the sponges die, for the good of the country it is
>This time next year, Sean will be working in a Wetherspoons.>After all, if he can drink in pubs so often, then clearly his "disability" (fake autism) isn't limiting him enough, and he could work thereWhether you actually believe this or you know its BS but you're writing fanfiction anyway I am howling at your life
Oh just noticed it's Sunday. That's why they're so aggro lol. Tick tock wagie bedtime.
>If I say you're a 4chan personality then you making a cunt out of me is null and void. NO.
Get some ssris down ya, that'll calm ya down wagie lad x
>>83323089>>83323093>>83323109lol Helper is rattled
>>83322981Concession of what lad? You asked me a question that I declined to answer because you're not involved in the convo. So if I'm reading correctly, as someone with schizophrenia you interpret that as a "battle"? An internet clash?
NEETs V Wagies is all he can do to try and claw back a 'win' in his day.
>Sstop making me look foolish, y...y..you're not part of the convo on this open message board. LMFAO
>>83323115Can you point out the anonymous posters are are included in your conversation about online personalities lives?
>>83323112Not your dolly nemesis lad just laughing at you and your scaries x
>>83323128>Not your dolly nemesis lad just laughing at you and your scaries xU BODIED THAT FREAK AND SENT THEM FLYING. One more win to add to the ever growing list of life achievements.
ok nevermind they called off the war so were back to square one
Suddenly got a massive hankering for some popcorn, I made a big old bowl of it on the stove and sprinkled some salt on it. corrr.Makes me wonder why people only really eat it at the pictures or when watching kino at home. It's just a god tier snack all round tbf.
Told you lad you should stick to e-bullying YouTubers here, they can't answer you back.
>>83323144Popcorn is shit. Never worth eating it ever. I tried it once at a cinema because my mates convinced me to, and then I decided never to eat it again because it's just like eating some cardboard.
>>83322222what age were you when britfeel "personalities" started living rent free in your head?
>>83323144I like getting half salty and half sweet, but I also get bored of eating it after like 3 handfuls so then I just have loads of popcorn I don't want. Probably best to leave it to an occasional treat.
>>83323109Hmm the ssris made me want to rope tbqhwy
JUSTICE FOR MARIE, JUSTICE FOR BABY TRISTAN, JUSTICE FOR WEE BENJI, JUSTICE FOR OMAR
A lot of lads here need to face the facts. Shippy is better than you. He owns a house, he goes out, he earns a wage, he's had sex. He's your superior
>>83323159More like those polystyrene packing peanuts imo, love when you chew it and it squeaks. cor.
One lad here needs to face the facts. He was raped in a gypsy encampment
>>83323209He tortures kittens and is best friends with a convicted sex offender paki
Just want to achieve my life goal of sitting on 4chan for 16 hours a day 7 days a week shit talking thread and YouTube personalities.
The best thing I can say about Sean is he hasn't raped someone nearly 20 years younger than him (as far as I know). I can't say the same for SSM...
>>83323181I know what you mean. I get a random desire for it then don't eat it for a while. I keep kernels in the cupboard and pop it on the stove, way nicer than that artificial muck you get in those microwave bags. Way fresher tasting too and you can add what you want to it. icing sugar and salt is good.
>>83323234He didn't torture a kitten. He neglected a cat. He isn't best friends with a convicted sex offender paki. He's friends with a convicted sex offender paki. Both of these things are bad but there's no need to exaggerate them just because he owns a house and you don't (and never will)
>pwease acknowledge me and validate me personalities, anything will do, just give my day some meaning.
>>83323209He looks like he belongs in the army of Sauron
For me it's Sean x
>>83323260Yeah I can see the benefit of that, remember doing it when I was young but now only get it from the cinema. You've inspired me though, before the end of the year I will pop a corn.
Just as predicted. He ran away and started talking shit about another online personalities.
>>83323268Doesn't matter. He owns a house, he goes out, he earns a wage, he's had sex. He's your superior
>>83323115>as someone with schizophreniaare you trying to impress us or do you want us to pity you?
If I say a personality has a better life than you then you'll defend yourself and I'll 'rile' you up by defending Shippy, but you're also be slagging off Shippy so it's a double win of pwnage for me xD
Chika's prolapsed arsehole
>>83323318He definitely has a better life than you. Shippy isn't a raped gypsy
me? i just but-in. Jumped right into the middle of an argument i know nothing about and started hurling ad-hominem.Concession isnt a real word anyway.
What ethnicity is this lids
Chika's diseased rectum
Everyone calms downs x
>>83323351English council house average
>>83323327Are you trying to say confession? Here's a confession for you lad, you can't fucking spell confession. Waheeeeeyyyy.
>>83323366Never knew they had it so good
No one who is happy spends all day everyday online trying and hoping they are upsetting someone because it makes them feel good.
Gonna eat a mince pie and drink a glass of red wine. It Sunday after all. Unfortunately am expected to meet some mates at the pub at 7 which I am not into at all. Hard being such a social butterfly.
>>83323351English-Italian half breed. There are quite a few of Italians migrated here in the 15-18th century and then again in the 20th century and interbred with the locals.
>>83322222That get thoughAbsolutely cracking
>>83323383I have a busy life full of love, laughter, and money. I just jump in every now and then to upset people. And it looks like I've upset you. This post will upset people too, they'll be desperate to deny I have a good life. I'll be laughing at them.
How do I find a big dicked sexy black man to let me suck his cock but without us being gay? Like a straight blowjob. A brojob.
>>83323412The best way would be to admit you are gay and get on grindr
>>83323407Which one are you then? The famous movie star, the crypto bro with a 9 figure bank balance or the Chad with a 10 incher and 7 girls on rotation? Hard to keep up with all the rich and successful britfeel posters.
There's a photo of my crush on FB where she's pretending to give a bloke a BJ while she's dressed as a pig
>>83323429None of those lad, and I've never seen anyone claim to be any of them either. You're flailing around getting emotional now, just as I predicted
>>83323432Post it, expose the fucking slag
>>83323432Wouldn't be pretending if she hadn't done it or at least wanted to. That's how women work.
Just got some OG wucozade from the shop to help manage this wangover. Glad I'm just dealing with a wangover today though and not anything worse.
>>83323437You are the guy that claimed to have over 100k income and said he gets off on annoying people. Exact same posting style. Shame about your inferiority complex though.
>>83323437Yeah I'm malding you larping nonce.
>>83323460I've gotten you upset lad. You're chasing shadows. I'm laughing at you.>>83323463You're even worse off, sadly. You're desperate to deny I have a good life, just as I predicted. Sad for you, amusing for me.Got to go now lads, back to my lovely life. Enjoy seething about me for the rest of the evening. Feel free to chat amongst yourselves though. You can cope together about how I m-m-must just be larping.
>>83323351English/northern spain or Portuguese
>>83323460His inferiority complex is the driving force behind all his posting about 4chan personalities and YouTubers.
black men get all the girls these days
>>83323475>I've gotten you upset lad. You're chasing shadows. I'm laughing at you.I'm not the person you were talking to, I just noticed you have the exact same posting style. I don't care (or even know) what your argument is about. It seems kind of pathetic that this is how you spend your time.
>>83323485I'm the lad he was talking to and yes he's recognisable as many posts in britfeel threads, even when he switches his syntax to back himself up
Keep telling you lad, stick to shit talking YouTubers on here, they can't answer you back.
>>83323512He's a wanker. Don't let him get to you. And please, don't give him the satisfaction. Because right now you're doing exactly what he said you'd do, cope together amongst yourselves. It sickens me to think of him laughing at you right now because of it, and that's what he'll be doing. Don't do it lad. Don't let that fucking bastard win.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1764765919220123.webmgirls like this never used to go for black guys now they all do
>>83323548What are you doing in the BNWO threads, lad...
>>83323554It's an Indian with a micropenis. He comes here sometimes.
Who else has made the pledge to join the Office Over Offspring army?
>>83323548It's always the ones you least suspect too.
>look at local escorts>average age is 45 >fat, cheap lingerine, tattoos >one that seems decent but she's retiring soon, still borderline fat and 47 >the only other two decent ones are ebony what the fuck is going on
>>83323578Young women all get into OnlyFans instead.
>>83323574What about the No Work No Pussy army?
>>83323576No, that's exactly who I would expect. 90 IQ whore who wears big glasses because that's all it takes for horny simps to think a girl is nerdy
What's the meanest thing or put down you thought up about a YouTuber but wasn't brave enough to post on their channel?
Watching Deck the Halls on ITV2 x
The only thing I live for now is awaiting HelperLad's inevitable downfall.
>>83323574Why did Chad settle for that old roastie?
>>83323615The hoeflation is insane right now. She's actually relatively attractive compared to the ugly tatted bitches and hamplanets that Chads are with nowadays.
>>83323606Tried watching King Kong on there a few years ago but it took like 5 hours with ads. No thanks.
>>83323554WankingCummed now
>>83323610Sad life matey x
Say it loud and say it clear. Childfree couples are welcome here x
>>83323641Pot kettle you saddo
Notice how these "average American" families in these films like Deck the Halls have absolutely massive houses. You would have to be in the top 5% wealthiest to have a house like that in England. This guy is a fucking car salesman and owns a massive detached house. Come on.
>>83323663What about childfree and spouse free? No wait, you're here so that answers my question, sorry to bother you.
>>83323663Please don't tell me you're sitting alone with no gf thinking about whether happy couples are having children or not. That would be really sad
>>83323671So what you're saying is that movies aren't real? whoaaaa.
>>83323680N-no you see, I'll find a woman who loves me. Any minute now. And we'll have tons of kids. She won't mind the fact I have no social skills and no career. I'll meet her soon. Any minute now!
>>83323683There's one poster here who gets really worked up about other people's children or lack thereof. Bit of a weird one but very easy to bait him into a melty, that's what happened here and he's still off on one.
>>83323671wouldn't be surprised if newer films are much the same. they have to keep the image of the American Dream alive at all costs The Simpsons is the same. Marge doesn't work and they have multiple kids and pets, and Homer's job definitely wouldn't fund it all
Zoomer women just want to rely on simp men's income for most of their twenties. It's pretty sad when men are sad enough to give even one penny to a biological female online. These women make out they have it worse than men in modern society too.Truly mentally ill most of them. Can't stand the female attacking their feeders. They're living in homes built by men too because they detest doing real work.
>>83323690Deck the Halls isn't some sci-fi or fantasy film though. It's supposed to be about two average American middle-class families, grounded in reality so people can relate to it.
>>83323697Yeah he's a spastic. Whenever anyone mentions they have a gf or whatever he starts banging on about children. Clearly an incel struggling to find a relationship so he lashes out at people who have one.
zoomer girls get blacked at higher rates than previous generations
>>83323704Cor I would happily spunk inside her
>>83323671Even poorer people in America have bigger homes than the middle class of this country. Most people barely even have a spacious kitchen here. We even have to stick the washing machine in the kitchen. Fucking gross when you think about it.
its over lads, neets won, both the neets and wagies split into 3 different factions then for some reason all the wagies turned on each other and the mental elf neet faction came in to clean up the leftovers
>>83323700>The Simpsons is the same. Marge doesn't work and they have multiple kids and pets, and Homer's job definitely wouldn't fund it allAye that's another good example. Not to mention Homer can also afford to take his family on vacations all over the world and is constantly going to his local boozer to get wissed. All that on a single wage? Oh aye.
>>83323716You are a mong and you've never been to America
>>83323739Have you ever stopped to consider how incredibly fucking weird it is of you to have pictures like this saved on your computer?
i am very sad, lonely, and horny
>>83323704>Zoomer women just want to rely on simp men's income for most of their twenties. It's pretty sad when men are sad enough to give even one penny to a biological female online. These women make out they have it worse than men in modern society too.Truly mentally ill most of them. Can't stand the female attacking their feeders. They're living in homes built by men too because they detest doing real work.UVE BODIED THOSE FREAKS AND SENT THEM FLYING Xd
>>83323757And pretty fucking weird that he was replying to himself.
>>83323734Probably BBC only.
Childfree nerves touched a smidge it seems lol
Which Simpsons characters so you reckon are on bennies? Reckon Barney definitely gets that American Universal Credit.
>>83323757Not really. What's wrong with that? I just hate lazy, entitled women that rely on men for income.
>>83323756For now. I will go to Universal Studios in Florida one day and you bitter wagies will pay for it x
>>83323786Marge of course. Lazy cunt moans about Homer not going into work.
>>83323791And because you hate them so much you have several pictures of them? That is weird, I don't save pictures of things or people I hate.
Feel better now you can talk shit about people who can't answer you back. The winning is back on.
>>83323790Patty and Selma are on something
>>83323793>For now. l will go to Universal Studios in Florida one day and you bitter wagies will pay for it x
my 'best' mate not wished me happy birthday today de lids, doesn't open my messages anymore either. got no friends IRL so had no one to celebrate with. Real feeling like shit today.
>>83323801I do. I save pictures of girls I like too. Jeets on simpcity probably have a lot more.
>>83323791You've wrecked her lad how will she recover from that savaging you gave her on 4chan lmao.
>>83323790>Barneyhe drive the king plow snow plow my lad, must be cash in hand only if he's on bennies
>>83323823My friend always makes it clear when it's his birthday and never cares about mine. Everything revolves around him.
Kirk Van Houten on that UC.Milhouse getting that top rate PIP for autism.Marge getting that child benefit.
>>83323836He did that for 1 week of his life.The rest of his life is basically like Helper - being an alcoholic, not remembering what he's doing from one day to the next.
The Office Over Offspring movement is really taking off. BN has been working on the advertising campaign pro bono, it's a cause close to his heart.
>>83323836Based Barney on that benefit fraud grind.
>>83323837sounds like my situation lad, only started to notice recently how everything we do has to revolve around him without regard for what anyone else might think. in this moment I feel like if I never messaged them again I would lose nothing, but then again, if I do that, I have no one (apart from mum and dad of course lads). Not sure if it is worth staying friends with someone who doesn't want to put the effort in. not being mardy, just gets tiresome when its always me reaching out, trying to make plans. If I didn't reach out i feel that they wouldn't bother to contact me. But i've messaged them this week, he's been on line because we're in the same group chat, but ignores my messages. Thoughts lads?
>>83323853must be a week a year type thing, bet he rakes in a mint under the table
Do you have a melty in your boxroom if you fail to upset someone during your all day stint on the internet or in your mind are you always upsetting someone and being the winner?
>>83323865drop him and any other friends like that. i did the same and a lot happier for it
>>83323833The woman went to university for photography kek. Her boyfriend goes out working full time in a real job while she sits around earning a fraction of his income running her crappy business. A photographer will never have stable income. Nor will someone who does crochet. She just doesn't want to do real work like many young immigrant women today in England. They are all very reliant on having a man. She would not have her own home if she were an independent woman.https://youtu.be/EB45e_pmXmc
>>83323899>The woman went to university for photography kek. Her boyfriend goes out working full time in a real job while she sits around earning a fraction of his income running her crappy business. A photographer will never have stable income. Nor will someone who does crochet. She just doesn't want to do real work like many young immigrant women today in England. They are all very reliant on having a man. She would not have her own home if she were an independent woman.And?
>>83323899Ugly fat tatted whore. Why do almost all young women look like this now?
>>83323899fucking hell lad you told her, she'll never show her face on 4chan again
>>83323896will give it some deep thought tonight my lad, thanks for the input. I appreciate it anon
btw anyone know the name of that alt girl in the bnwo webm?
>>83323912They're all very gullible and follow whatever the trends are. Same with zoomer boys and their ridiculous haircuts and knock off north face jackets. Women have too much free time compared to men also.
>>83323899A real man wouldn't be too scared to post this on her channel where she can see it.
Are you "winning" lad are those YouTubers "upset"?
>>83323920Just making my rant lad. This woman of German origin is the reason why we'll never have affordable homes. We have too many immigrant families here, too many international students that don't contribute anything to their own countries. And they wonder why British men like me aren't working? They are the problem. They took opportunities away from us. They just want us to work a shit job to enable their cushy lives.
35 year old Turkish dosser complaining about others not wanting to do real work and having too much free time from his dilapidated Izmir hovel
>>83323996Nah why would I do that? They censor everything in their safe space. Only positive comments allowed. No dislike button is when you realised nobody likes criticism anymore.
>>83324015Have you tried holding your breath and stamping your feet until you get what you want?
>>83324015>British men like meYou're Turkish though
This is how you know you're buying a good book
>>83323899Looks much better there too. Obviously younger but excessive tats really do make women look terrible to the average person. It's the kind of thing you'd expect to see on an uneducated police officer woman.
>>83324061Based, hope you enjoy it lad
>>83324060British white male, soon to be on PIP and disability for mental health reasons.
Feels like being on benefits for autism will be coming to an end by the end of the decade with all this "review into why too many people are being diagnosed" stuff, it's obviously to curtail spending. Big government are fuming that disabled people aren't working to appease the reform voter crowd by being tough on benefits and its showing.
>>83324094Because people are abusing the system. Now people with genuine problems will have to suffer because of all the benniemongs gaming the system. It obviously wasn't sustainable.
Just ordered that takeaway. Got that meal deal didn't I. Might as well x
Got the Sunday scaries lads. A new week ahead of nothing but being online for 16 hours everyday and my only 'joy' is imagining I'm upsetting someone.
>>83324104What do you get in a take away meal deal is it like a munchiebox?
>>83324094I still won't work lad. Being homeless is more appealing than working.
Never known someone to eat as many takeaways as Sean
>Just ordered that takeaway. Got that meal deal didn't I. Might as wellLock necked cunt.
>>83324102>peopleforrens aren't people de lid
>>83324136All paid for by the taxpayer as well.
>>83324102Millions of men like me aren't claiming anything. Wait until we are all forced to get benefits when our parents die. The welfare bill will increase significantly.
>>83324136I eat beige slop most of the time. It's better to live a shorter life enjoying food for people like us than a long one through slavery.
>>83324150>Millions of men like me aren't claiming anything.That's because you live in Turkey lmao
>We stalk your social media way earlier than you think.Lads... you do have a social media right with lots of photos of you and your mates, travel photos etc? Women will be red flagged if they can't find anything.https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1pghdte/what_do_girls_never_tell_guys/
>>83324191I don't have any social media. I've never understood it due to autism.
Next time you post it you might be funny. Keep trying hard, try hard. >Searching for posts with the image hash 'mGY3p3XEGlZsUMYjwItBTw=='. 6 results found.
>>83324150Never understood this de lid. You can still claim bennies while living with your parents. I claimed ESA back when I lived with mine and I got like 500 quid a month to just spunk on whatever I wanted. Most of it just went on video games and takeaways as I didn't drink back then.
>>83324142>He posted that image again LOOOOOOOOL DE LID LAD LOD LOOOOOOOOL XD CREASING KEKING HOWLING LOOOOOOOL
>>83324202Same. I feel like it's something that gets checked for a lot of careers these days, not just relationships.
>>83324205Because I have to go out to an assessment centre in another town. I don't want to do that. If I'm agoraphobic I can't.
>>83324191Not having socials didn't get me a gf Having socials won't get me a gf BAZINGA!!!! XD
>>83324180There is a welfare system in Turkey you mong.
Jesus christ how the fuck am I supposed to compete with guys like this?>>83324231pretty sure you can claim without going if you explain to them your circumstancesyoud probably need medical evidence for it though
>>83324205>Never understood this de lidWell you are talking to Ruthmong who is Turkish so he obviously isn't on british benefits. He just constantly posts that he will go on them one day
>>83324222Yeah I am worried about that, but it's too late to fix now. Like, do I create a blank LinkedIn profile now? That will probably look worse than not having one.
>>83324231Kinnell lid when was the last time you went outside? You really should have a plan for life after your parents otherwise you're screwed.
>>83324246I tried once. I got this big set of pink papers and it was all too overwhelming. I told mum to do it but she said I have to do it. Well, she is paying the price now because I make 0 contributions to the household. If she'd just did it, I'd be giving her ten quid a week maybe.
>>83324268There are no dwp "pink papers" you ottoman larper
One of the things I worry about is as a NEET living alone is one day I die in my sleep or something or need help, and there's no one to help me. And then I'm found months (or years?) later.Last night when I was asleep I suddenly started choking because I couldn't breathe, and then had to sit up and cough loads of phlegm (and blood up)... got me thinking about how easy it would have been if my body hadn't started choking in my sleep to just quietly suffocate from fluid in my lungs.
>>83324254It would feel odd to me. I guess we will just have to work in warehouses if that doesn't already require some meme degree.
>>83324268ok well by not doing it your missing out on hundreds of quidyou might get lcwra and you get 809 or something now
>>83323855BN here. I haven't worked in an office for 10 years lad. It was quite a good one though. Big ad agency in New York.
>>83324280Why would you worry? You'd be dead. Not your problem anymore. Let the black van turn up and take your rotting corpse away at a paupers funeral.
>>83324287I think I'll have to. Microsoft are nerfing the rewards system in 2026. I'm fed up of doing bing searches for 5p a day.
>>83324280It's happened many times in the past. Your body is found mummified in bed or on the floor, clean up crews come in and scrape your body off the floor with a shovel and de fumigate the house/flat. The way your found is a few months later neighbours report that the house/flat stinks to high heaven and then the council do the rest. After all your dead, what does it matter if some normie is gagging cleaning up your putrified corpse.
>>83324294You've just made his day lad. Senpai noticed him.
>tfw you die wanking from a heart attack and your porn is left open
>>83324294Lad you've gone viral as the face of OVO nation. Its a bit late to play semantics.
>>83324305>Nerfing the rewards system Fuckin better not be doing I've accumulated 20k points using bing for the past year.
>>83324320I'm suspicious of my neighbour stroke he had, I dropped off a parcel he asked me to carry it in as he's old and caught a look in his bedroom it's a bungalow, on the bed were jazz mags and silk budgie smugglers, he's 79.
>>83324311Yeah you do see stories about people who have just liquified after 6 months of lying there dead.Imagine the wagie cleanup crew haha
>one day I will go on benefits hee hee hee just you wait!It's a 36 year old man playing this game (from Turkey)
how can you live and cope knowing that beautiful young women like this get pounded by their tyrones big black cock, while you sit alone in your room posting on shitfeel? how can i cope? i dont. i wish i was dead. im so miserable.
>>83324280as long as I stink up the place not bothered me lad, one last thing I can do to fuck over my neighbours
Me and Ruthlid are products of modern society and it's lush x
>>83324371>Here's a picture of my nigger fetish, it's a white man.What a moron.
>>83324294You're a nonce enabler
>>83324399What do you mean? That's her boyfriends hand. He is a black guy. Her name is naomih666 which you can look up if you don't believe me, or want to have a wank.
>>83324294timestamp with pink quiff pls
>>83324412That's a plastic turd that lady has in her mouth, you're not fooling anyone.
>>83324231>If I'm agoraphobic I can't.And yet you claim to go out and get harassed by police?
>>83324436You don't get it lad.>That's a different posterBAZINGA XD xD
>>83324312Just searched desuarchive. The lad has been posting about me for weeks now. Nice to have a fan
>>83324424Keep coping I guess?
>>83324311It's grim. No way to live and no way to die.
90 percent of gays are pedos. why?
>Just searched desuarchive50 year old man lmao
>>83324554I don't know ask BN
>no slutty tatted dyed hair alt girl gfwhy live honestly
>>83324554Gayness isn't a sexuality, it's a response to sexual abuse in childhood. It always follows a similar pattern - becoming gay, pedo, trans etc.
>tfw no plastic turd gfjust kill me now
>>83324568I'm 38 lad. You can add that to your fan scrapbook :)
Necking that wizza now and watching The Never Ending Story x
What's Paul Gallants disability lids, why is he on UC?
What's Sean Allens disability lids, why is he on UC?
>>83324697Learning difficulties and autism
Wes Streeting stripping lads of their autism bennies next year oh eck
>>83324672You don't need a disability to receive UC you cretin.
Me? I'm just a bitter wagie and I cope by being a nasty piece of work.
>>83324697He got a fake autism diagnosis from a diagnosis mill in order to claim PIP. There is absolutely nothing that prevents him from working.
>>83324722No he isn'tThis government wont even last another year
time to end the payne again
>>83324772That's pretty damn based ngl.
Watching the latest episode of Pluribus. Doesn't surprise me at all desu.Vegans always cared about animals and insects more than humans. To hear they're eating humans is exactly the kind of backwards thinking I expect from mentally ill vegans.
Headbutt a wagieKey a wagies carWipe dog shit on a wagies front door handlePut a wagies window through Stomp on a wagies headSteal a wagies black binSpit at a wagieVerbally assaulted wagiesThrow dog shit at a wagiePour baked beans through a wagies letterbox while they're waging
>>83324772Except having a diagnosis or not is irrelevant for claiming PIP, so you're talking shit like everyone else.
On Christmas Day how much time do you allot to family time before rushing to 4chan?
>>83324850That doesn't matter, he still did what I said.
poor little wagie, oh no!
The Great Nothing is clearly a metaphor for nihilism and Fantasia is the West.
>>83324850Is absolutely is there no way PIP would accept a self diagnosing autistic mong they require medical evidence.
>>83324869Neets eat takeaways, pizzas and ready meals every day.I cook my own meals from fresh raw ingredients every day and it's delicious, but being someone who puts the effort in (e.g. to work) means you put more effort in everywhere.
>>83324866So what's your problem? Keep moaning about him claiming PIP. It's not gonna change anything.
>>83324866NTA, are you saying you are a doctor or expert and you can diagnose him from the posts he makes on here
>>83324892I just answered your question... that's all.
>>83322713For me it's JRPG light energy that takes over me when I get drunk. I'm happy and laugh at things only drunkenly
>>83324891>I cook my own meals from fresh raw ingredients every dayPost fridge big man.
Wageslaves spending their weekends seething online about NEETs like HHL claiming PIP. Bless their little bitter hearts x
>>83324913You would need to see not only the fridge, but my cupboards and larder. You'd know that if you ever cooked.
>>83324919Talking about yourself in the 3rd person again are you? Ban evading long neck twat.
>NEETs v Wagies >I eat better than you Aiming high there lad
Any of you ever had a hot young girl enthusiastically suck and wank your cock and make you cum all over her face while she calls you daddy? Thought not.
Wagie ragies punching holes in their bedroom walls because something something HHL something PIP something something autism ect...
>>83324972Yes I have been with a few women but they never called me daddy and I can say it was amazing anyway
>>83324869Wouldn't gloat about being a NEET lad more cuts are coming soon.
Wageslaves getting all excited at the thought of NEETs losing their bennies. The suffering of others is all they have left. Go punch another hole in a wall lmao.
>>83325019I don't understand the logic behind supporting benefit cuts. If benefits get cut your salary will stay the same. In fact it would probably go down because more will be desperate for work. I suppose some hope to see a reduction in their taxes. The money will go to rape hotels and Israel as usual. Most importantly, if you ever lose your job or get disabled you are fucked.
>>83324511You have quite the plastic willy photo collection there. Everyone needs a hobby.
A few lads with the ol Scaries tonight eh?
>>83324972I have, quite a few times back in the day. Still get blowjobs on a regular basis now
What time do the big money posters start posting? >P00TX
>>83325101You sound like you have a few worries about your economic situation de lad
Just read my journal.>Have you considered a job in warehousing as a production operative?Yeah love, I haven't told JC half a dozen times I will never work in a warehouse, I didn't tell you I'm autistic, the DWP didn't tell you I'm unfit for work and due another assessment, and I definitely didn't tell you I hate loud boxes full of miserable short tempered prick slavs. I'm a dot on a screen, a barcode to have an email forwarded to. Send me an email wishing for my gammon ass dead. Or better yet, forcibly drag me on my hands and knees and drop me in a slave box yourselves and bullwhip me into submission to break my back in a dusty, windowless box for 40hrs a week for pennies for 30 years while I'm laughed at and jeered on by overprotected pieces of brown shit your country let in while I line the pockets of some cunt landlord until I wither and die.
Sunday Scaries coming on strong x
Got my next escort visit tomorrow lads, this will be my 4th visit. Same as the one I saw last Sunday (one I lost my virginity to). I'm thinking of starting with kissing/cuddling, then asking her if she wants to try doing 69, then maybe I'll try going on top during sex, or she can do cowgirl again. What do you reckon?
>>83325110>autistic>unemployed>racist>bitterWow I bet you're a devil with the ladies!
I high five myself after I press the post button I get all giddy seeing my words on the internet
>>83325146You want me to orchestrate how you'll shag this hooker? Lad I'm a big fat hairy ugly man. Do you really want me involved? In any way? Do you want to be changing positions and thinking "Oh this is what that big ugly guy on 4chan suggested, wow I wish he was here to shag my arse"?
>>83325063We literally just had a budget that massively increased taxes (i.e. people that work get to keep less of their own money) and they did it in order to increase spending on benefits by billions.
>>83325101>tfw have 3k>feel like a millionaireAnyone know this feel?
>>83325163alright fair enoughShould I tell her she's the one who has taken my virginity?
Paki landlord increasing your rent just before Christmas. Oh aye.
>>83325165Hey bro, I fixed your sentence for you.We literally just had a budget that massively increased taxes (i.e. people that work get to keep less of their own money) and they did it in order to increase spending on certain benefits that predominantly advantage Muslims in particular, by billions.
>>83325189Yeah tell her and while you're doing it I want you to wank your little dick thinking about me. I want you to kneel down and say "Big Daddy told me to tell you that I lost my virginity to you."
>>83325199Good. Islam is based. The reason I like it is because it riles up little lads like you
>>83325165When have they ever lowered taxes?
Recent benefit things mostly help Muslims. >80% of ppl who benefit from child cap lift are Muslim.Government disability plans that got thwarted, would have effectively abolished disability benefits for basically everyone. Even people who are paraplegic. People who can't eat by themselves or clothe or wash themselves would have been declared fit for work suddenly.It is very obvious they want to kick as many whites off benefits while throwing more benefits at foreign people. Wagetards love this though. Kind of makes me glad they will be a minority in their own country and eventually cease to exist. Whites deserve everything they're getting. It is entirely self inflicted.
>>83325243Never understood ameritard logic that benefits are good if whites are claiming it
morning /britfeel/i have been sick for a couple of days with what i call the post-ketamine hells. luckily painkillers and now zopiclones are doing the trick. just about to order a burger + waffle and get comfy watching The War Between the Land and the Sea. i hope it's funny.
>>83325259That isn't what I said
>>83325265Your entire argument is that it's bad because "it mostly goes to Muslims" (citation needed)
>>83325280You do not understand my point even though I explained it pretty clearly. You are retarded, and I kindly invite you to commit suicide.
>>83325289Haha wow never heard that one at the Oxford Union
Labour desperately needs the Islamic vote. It's why they pander to them so hard. It's why you had stuff like Angela Rayner at the mosque ages ago that kind of blew up coz what she said. They have to pander to the local tribe leaders in these areas, so they make their followers vote labour. If the child cap was 80+% white, it would not have been lifted.
>>83325227no, it's because your mother is a muslim.>>83325243>wagetards kek good one!
>>83325316You go to Oxford? Confirmed nonce gayboy.
>>83325243i don't agree with the way you're wording this (i suspect you might be a racist of some sort) but it's interesting how much we've had>(problem) disproportionally affects black people, becauseand yeah fair enough. even if that "because" is some third variable (e.g. black people in England tend to be poorer, but you can't just say "affects poorer people" because...? dunno)this is going to have the opposite one. more and more young people are atheists, i'm going to bet it's white Britons who skew more atheist, agnostic, or "don't know" on the census. they're not going to pump out kids."traditional" families of different faiths and cultures (including some in the UK) love pumping out kids. so are we going to get some lovely words about how it's rightfully benefiting X group or unfortunately hindering Y group?FWIW i think poorer families deserve support, programmes like Sure Start are lovely. but Christ, any voluntary reason for couples to have fewer children is a good thing. if that just happens, organically, great! next generation will have things a lot better, then.
>>83325332My mother is a devout catholic lad
>>83322078enjoying my evening before i go bed ready for work tomorrow. thinking of buying battlefield 6 me. Need a game i can hop onto and just mindlessly kill things. is it worth it?
>>83325340you are beyond helpjust die
>>83325350ARC Raiders is pretty mindless and it's only 30 quid. Plus you can fuck people over which I enjoy
>>83325340Lad you're talking to a literal husk of a man who has severe autism. He probably needs help to open a yoghurt. Wasting your time.
>>83325364trying to have a constructive convo if THIS is what you have to bring to /britfeel/i dislike the /pol/ waffle. but anon wrote his post well enough, i'm willing to respond to his points and offer up thoughts of my own.stop going on message boards if you don't want discussions. or go to the politics board maybe. not the feels thread on /r9k/.
>>83325384gb2reddit moron
>>83325189Why the fuck would you tell her that?Maybe see a psychiatrists instead of a prostitute and get an autism diagnosis.
Had a top quality wank to a deepthroating video with a woman that looked exactly like one of my old classmates
>>83325364I think he was trying to say that most people on benefits are brown because they are the poorest part of society. >>83325384I gave up trying to have serious discussions on the internet a long time ago. People mostly come here to vent.
>>83325379>ARC Raiders is pretty mindless and it's only 30 quidbeen seeing that game mentioned a bit lad but what even is it? i just want to jump in a tank and shoot people
>>83325401Sorry lad Big Daddy already commanded me to tell her
>>83325390yeah, well, NO U, gb2gaia(or Stormfront, or D&D, somewhere)i shall stay. i have kinos to watch and burger to each
Wagies watching Im a Celeb to distract them from them Sunday Scaries x
>>83325413Not just brown, but specifically Muslim. It isn't a coincidence.Also a thing with benefits for polygamous marriages.This done by Labour which relies on the Muslim votes and is known to pander to them to the point of covering up for mass gang rapes across the countryu for decades.But yeah just a coincidence? Nah. This race blind nonsense is just blinders on a horse. Clueless twits that know nothing.
>sniffing my ball sweatSmells good desu, makes me horny
>>83325416Extraction shooter. Go around a map and collect gear and crafting materials. Players are also on the map. You can kill them and steal their loot, team up, whatever. Goal is to get off the map with your gear, you lose it permanently if you die. I'm terrible at explaining things, watch some Twitch or Youtube to get a better idea
i know we have autistic nightwalks, but we're strange.do normal people go on walks, at night, 'for fresh air'? only ever hear about that in the context of real or fictional crime cases.
>>83325442I don't know why people even use the term "Muslim". Few brown people are actually devout Muslims and their economic success varies widely. For instance I can believe that most Bangladeshis are on benefits but most Pakistanis are probably not. Turks, Syrians, Iraqis etc do not care about Islam at all.
>>83325474In my experience normies never leave the house after 8pm except to meet friends.
>One in eight young people are NEET
>>83325474I did this all the time at university. My sleep schedule was all over the place and I'd just go for a walk if I was bored. Mostly just stuck my headphones in and thought about shit.
>>83325506too bad you didnt get murdered by a night creeper
>>83325501so what fucktard? die
>>83325509I'm honesty surprised I wasn't at least mugged. I'd go through some slightly dodgy areas or through unlit parks, though I tended to avoid the really sketchy areas. And I have a tendency of turning my music up pretty damn loud.
>>83325529too bad you werent raped in a dark alley by a big black thug
I used to buy some menthol cigs and go nightwalking at like 2-3 AM, listen to tunes and chainsmoke. I haven't done that in a while
>people like you You are a 42 year old childless man who spends his life on discord with a paki rapist and a cat killer. Sorry if I don't take your idea of "you people" to heart lol
>>83325540I'll smoke you dawg
>>83325529Sometimes i walk through the ghetto at 3am to see if I get shot if I am really bored.
>>83325548I'll roll you up and smoke ya
>>83325481Different shades of shit
well, time to watch this.'Doctor Who UNIT spin-off' would have been a great idea once. who knows, maybe it's good.
Now I'm 42. Very funny.
>>83325601based off the poster looks like shit plus probably plus probably unwatchably woke shite
>>83325634NOOOOOOOO THE MERMAID IS BLACK! NOOOOOOOOOOOO MERMAIDS ARE NOT REAL BUT IF THEY WERE THEY WOULD BE WHITE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE MOVIE IS WOKE NOOOOOOO BOYCOTT IT NOOOO0000O0O0000000!!!111
>>83325650ummmm actually she's fucking blue you tard
>NOOOOOOOO THE MERMAID IS BLACK! NOOOOOOOOOOOO MERMAIDS ARE NOT REAL BUT IF THEY WERE THEY WOULD BE WHITE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE MOVIE IS WOKE NOOOOOOO BOYCOTT IT NOOOO0000O0O0000000!!!111This is going in my melty folder
>>83325634>plus probably plus probably
wsh i coiudl get a girl.friend
Why do people use Vinted/Ebay? No tax on Gumtree or FB marketplace.
>>83325675It's weird that you haven't met a girl through one of your hobbies, like posting interracial porn online for instance
>>83325650Back to plebbit gay retard
>>83325672hahaha ragebaited fawking successfully!!! thanks for the reply!!!!!!!!
>>83325697Big doubts dearie.
Is that a white woman about to suck a black mans penis? How whack, zany to the maxx, so 4chan. Bet he's an oldfag XD
>>83325678Unless your consistently selling for a profit then there's no tax on vinted/ebay either. And if you are there's a much bigger user base
Lads A situation My lack of understanding of a thing about the situation Now you reply to me xD
>>83325705oh my days you've only gone and replied again!!! tysm xxx
>>83325745Don't be so salty lad, you only made a mistake, not the end of the world for you is it.
R.I.P. Sean AKA HelperLad he was killed in a nappy fire at his care home
After several days of me not understanding the thing about the situation someone starts calling me something regarding the situation lad I am now a maymay gimmick personality
Paki bastards
>>83325760thank you hon xx
Take things to heart I do. Someone can make a criticism and I'll ruminate over it for days. I'm a sensitive lad, what can I say.
What makes BN angry[ ] animal abuse [ ] paki sex offenders[x] racist chuds [x] being asked if he has kidsWhat a lad
>>83325778You have unlimited cope, don't you.
>>83325792you will reply to anything, won't you?
>>83325767If only he cleaned himself up afterwards. But his brain was too far gone
Dr. No is a bit boring near the end. Still better than Thunderball I suppose and Asian lass is fit.
>>83325803I'll do it till it's no longer humorous.
Finished Better Call Saul. It was really as good as people say. Wonderful show
>>83325803>you will reply to anything, won't you?NTA, are you old enough to be posting on 4chan because from your mentality it doesn't look like.
FILMS I WATCHED THIS WEEKThe Substance (2024)i really enjoyed it, 8/10 for me, if you have not seen it i think the best way to watch it is going in blindOnce Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019)really boring, turned it off an hour in. me and the gfberg were very bored, the feet man needs to learn pacingBottoms (2023)one of my new favourite films i think, won me over pretty quickly, very funny. its about a couple of girls who start a fight club in their school to get laid>>83325821it great you will like pluribus if you havent already started itkim wexler in a world taken over by a hivemind
>>83325876>The SubstanceI enjoyed that, the only "new" movie worth a wet fart
Mad bantz with Lee from accounts in the kitchen at 8.30am at the coffee dispenser
Bossberg coming in as soon as you sit down because he's already been in for 3 hours and getting on your case about an email you haven't even had the chance to read yet
Normies struggling to drift off to sleep cos of the sunday scaries
Y..yeah I'll d..do it r..right now... p..please can I have a day off n...next year sir
Makes me laugh all these benniemongs going on about sunday scaries
Big drama around the office because bossberg decided to not have the radiators on for 30 minutes this morning to save money because the business is struggling
Dave from Procurements sending a snotty company wide email around because someone forgot to turn the lights off in the mens bogs on Friday evening
the reason i havent met a girl is because i don't go outside apart from working and the weekly shop.
>>83326073Why are you working for no pussy?
Watching gore just to feel something
>>83326086money. i can buy things like an expensive 4 grand gaming pc
It's been one of those big intellect threads this has. Found it hard to understand.
>>83326106I can do that on top rate bennies lad and probably faster than you plus modern games are shit so what the fuck do you even need a 4 grand modern computer for you consoomer enjoy your lefty tranny games I'm non binary btw
>>83326132i get paid 1800 squid a month lad bennies isn't near that. and im not actually autistic or anything so i wouldn't be able to claim
>>83326145I get 1200 to sit on my arse and you get 1800 before tax so likely 1400 after tax max
Here we go lads>>83326162We don't need to be as angry in this one>>83326162IMO>>83326162
