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Not a fan of Vimto to be honest, was always more of a Ribena kid myself.
>>83339218I know lad but I think I must have a terrible fear of abandonment. I'm just trying to work out if she's being genuine or not.I did reply to her after that saying "thank you, I appreciate it, no rush" so I'm hopeful I haven't blown it.What do you think? How long should I give it? Till Sunday? And I presume I shouldn't message her again?
I still think about that lill nigga Hitler from time to time.That nigga been on my mind sometimes.
>>83339304Show us your chat logs little lad. Prove that your messaging some slag that you are paying to fuck.
ah nuts, he followed us to the new thread
>>83339304Wait til the weekend.
>>83339304take a diazepam and chill the fuck out for 48 hours, then message her
>>83339304HAVE A FUCKING VIMTO ENERGY PAL99p B and M
>>83339339Maybe should have finished the last thread?
already tired af again, if i could i would nap but alas im at work
>>83339312It's on AdultWork, I can't post the full messages as it'd show her name. But I'll post the last 3 messages exchanged since the meeting yesterday afternoon.First, my one.>Hi (her name), thank you for the time you spent with me this afternoon. It was really nice to see you again.>You mentioned booking for January and I could probably do 9th or 10th January if that works, but if it's too early then just let me know.>I hope you have a nice Christmas.Then her response.>No problem at all. I can definitely make one of those days work. I will message you in a few days with some time options :)Then my final message for now>That's great, thanks (her name). No rush, I really appreciate it.I know I have to remain cool. I just keep thinking she's gonna ghost me now.>>83339344I will. But what should I do if she doesn't get back to me?
I don't WANT to have a vimto energy. I'm a delicate little boy and I'm sensitive to caffeine. One coffee a day is my limit thank you very much and I take l-theanine to mitigate the anxiety.
>>83339388Notice how he doesn't show screenshots because that can't be generated, all fake. It's just a gimmick and a really shite one at that.
Listening to that Piers Morgan Nick Fuentes thing.Funny, Piers is doing the exact same thing he did for years on Good Morning Britain. He's a prototypical "woke" scold. But somehow he has convinced his followers that he's like based-adjacent, anti-woke he is, he stands up for free speech him. Lol. What a joke.
Doesn't it suck you'll never experience love at this point in life?
Wearing brown trousers at work, feel like shaggy fucking doo.
>>83339444He's a bellend, and his fans are retards.
>>83339444you should focus on work not listen to stuff like that
My Russian Marie is busy with university. Seems like every girl must go there. I expect Putin is sending the lads to die in Ukraine.
Just had a stiffy
What's the point? Go out where? I have no one. Get a job? No one hires anymore (especially long term unemployed men like me). Not that I would want to do some sad job packing boxes all day anyway. Life is so unfulfilling for me and I don't know how to improve it. You need friends in life. I have never had a relationship or sex.Every day I feel empty and find it hard to focus on anything. Nothing gives me enjoyment anymore. I just keep flicking between vidyas and youtube constantly to make time pass.
I know it's not much, but, was quite chuffed with those beautiful digits yesterday.
>>83339425It's not a fucking gimmick lad. I'm asking for advice on how I should handle it.
Ruthmong struggling to get (You)s. Sad to see.
>>83339510Just Jack the ripper it lad, he had no issues. Even Sutcliffe managed.
Wife and I haven't been intimate for coming on three months now. Time to look at porn with and imagine a life where I get regular happy enthusiastic sex and then feel like killing myself oh aye x
Experiencing and enjoying highly improper thoughts about Charlotte Devaney. The woman is built for vigorous free use.
Why are menopausal women my age so unattractive? I could never enjoy being in a relationship.
There are people over on TV discussing whether the fallout TV series is quirk chungus, and it's devolved into arguing what exactly constitutes something being quirk chungus. Imagine a normie trying to decipher this level of discourse, it'd be entirely alien to them. I might bring this up at all my family xmas dinners and refuse to move on until everyone at the table has provided an answer and reasoning for whether fallout is quirk chungus or not. Should guarantee I won't be invited back next year and can have a nice quiet time.
>>83339510You asked. We replied. Listen. Act. Move on. And use a trip so we can filter out your posts, ya tedious clown.
>>83339509Proud of you, fella me laddington. You did great work yesterday. A real britfeel hero.
>>83339536Good post lol. It's definitely quirky chungus. Funny how you just know it when you see it but it's very hard to describe.
>>83339444Yeah I don't know why people think he's some kind of anti-system person, he's fully on board with the establishment in every way he just likes the attention of sometimes annoying them by saying 'cooorrr blimey this has gone a touch too far eh?'.I haven't watched the Fuentes one but I did watch him with Tucker. He wouldn't say 'faggot' in the interview but also claimed that there's no issue with free speech in the UK. He also, unironically, pulled the 'think of all the wonderful food and restaurants' as a defence of replacement migration over the past few decades. He's just a retarded boomer cunt.
>>83339543Ok, so I should just wait, yes?
>>83339515Convinced escortmong and Turkmong are the same person. Escortmong refuses to show screenshots of his chat logs, Turkmong uses the same tactics to worm his way out of proving he's British.
At this point he's had so many chances, so many ways he could've done it, that the fact he refuses to post any proof of being british is itself the most damning indictment of his britishness.It would be trivial for any of us to prove it, yet he chooses to actively avoid doing so.I don't know about you lads, but when I post on /int/ my ISP doesn't randomly assign me a Turkish IP address *shrug emoji*
Just came back to bongland after 3 months in Japan, it feels like such a downgrade already. First thing I see when I land are fat unattractive women.
>>83339610A lad went on holiday to Turkey and pretended to be him most likely. Or he had a 4chan pass and could post on a normally blocked range.
>telling a whore what dates you can domate she doesn't work around your schedule
>>83339570It's really amazing, and sickening, how an entire decade has been wasted because millions of people have been duped into primarily caring about one (mostly fake) issue. No hope now anyway. Boomers will literally spend the rest of their days getting angry over the same story over and over again and they never get bored of it. Who knew that muh women's sports muh bathrooms would become a pacifer for an entire generation eh. It's so unbelievably pathetic.
>>83339575You have literally been told multiple times to wait.
Think of all the cawk she will receive between his prev and next in-calls. Miles.
>>83339619Aye, felt the same way coming back from my stay in China de lid. It really is shit here, I encourage every lad to travel to functioning, decent countries to see just how far from one the UK is.
Heading back to Bangladesh for a few months. The UK really is a shitehole!
>>83339653I would like to but that requires a passport. Since I have no connections for a countersignature, I am truly fucked to stay in this shithole forever. It's part of the reason I just don't bother doing anything anymore. I don't want to work just to stay in the same town.
>>83339668Of course the UK is better than Bangladesh. A fucking burnt out dump is better than Bangladesh. Doesn't change the fact that China and Japan are objectively better places to live than the UK at this point. It's sad, but true.
Had this evil tune in my head for the past 3 days now and it won't go away, can't block it out either https://youtu.be/h2TBvyRyG38?si=A4IV7Tshzzv8xsFG
>>83339619Are you flying first class?
bengali gf when
>>83339619Why didn't you fly in a straight line?
It's not hard to understand why Japan, China, Taiwan and (to a slightly lesser degree) places like Thailand and Malaysia are appealing to disillusioned young men in the West.It's just 'would you like to live in a functioning city with near zero crime, 2 quid taxis and a thin gf?'. What a shocker that this appeals to them lol.
Me? Tombois
Think I'm going through a paranoid psychosis episode again, am I being punished by God? What have I done to deserve this?
>>83339710hashtag flat earth
>>83339732Have a lubey stroke m8, it helps.>t. Trust me brav
Auteur.
>>83339726Me? Fembois
Cottaging later. It Tuesday
>>83339653Agreed, even better if you do it young.>>83339704Yes.>>83339710Least obvious rage bait have your (you)
>>83339759Fake Chika. Rcheeks is a chaste baldy.
I often wonder what my looksmatch would be if I had normie social skills and worked.
>>83339768I am not bald. I have a long ponytail.
>>83339758Me? 34E hangers and low self esteem.
>>83339646I will. So do you think she's being genuine and not just brushing me off? She does seem like a very nice person.How do you interpret "I will message you in a few days"?
Gonna book a Premier Inn for the taint between Boxing Day and New Year Eve. There will be wankeroony time galore, pals.
>>83339777Me? Wives being pleasured by player 3. Fascinating dynamic.
Having an early lunch me. Getting a bento box, it 4x lush.
>>83339780She is a sex worker. She is working. She does not like you for you. You are a client. If she says a few days, assume 2 to 5 days. Are you genuinely a bit slow at all this?
>>83339776Wrong dolly, that's lollers
Begorrah if I'll not be the funniest man in Ireland and britfeel all day again to be sure to be sure.
need a wrongunedward update
>>83339794Post early lunch photos, Ladbroke Grove
>>83339803Say something funny then lad.
>>83339800youre replying to a BN character
Lot of drama happening with wops lately.
No wonder he has to use a whore, no other woman would put up with this level of neediness.escortmong - get a copy of No More Mr Nice Guy by Robert Glover and read it cover to cover
>>83339811Range banned from uploading pictures me sadly.
>>83339816>Lot of drama happening with wops lately.QRD?
Cheeka has a ponytail. Not surprising really.
>>83339819That one did help me a lot when I was in uni, I didn't start shagging all the time but I went from not shagging at all to shagging a bit and you really can't argue with those results. Recommended it to my dad but I don't think he ever bothered.
>>83339814Nah not convinced.
Shippy drives a van for minimum wage And there's more BN doesn't have childrenAnd there's more Chika is 40 years old and bald And there's more he would have worked all his life And there's more Wops is fat and ugly and a terrible gamer And there's more
>>83339826She's fallen out with retro katie. wops claims she is some sort of weirdo.
>>83339853>She's fallen out with retro katie. wops claims she is some sort of weirdo.Arh go on will you.
>>83339839She's healthy enough to play women's football every week.
>>83339853Is Katie a trans lady
Can't believe slops and retro kettle aren't frens anymore.
How will those police facial recognition vans work against this lot?
>>83339871>She's healthy enough to play women's football every week.To be sure to be sure ;)
>>83339876Katie is probably wanting to get Wops pregnant.
He's talking a load of Blarney again he'll be here all day again don't you know.
>>83339853She looks like SSM
>>83339853>MtF tranny >Acting like a weirdo Oh so fucking surprise there then. Trannies and inappropriate sexual behaviour go together like two peas in a pod.
>>83339261>vomito drinkI want to come up with a tea, but I want it to have a cool modern name like Pea
>>83339893We are not a serious country any longer
>>83339853Fucking state of that.
>>83339893They won't, it will simply be a Price Worth Paying to maintain Community Cohesion that police CCTV facial recognition only works on non-hijabis. After all, we don't want to give up our Liberal Values of freedom of religion do we?
Who wouldn't want to get Wops preggers, she is so fit it's not even funny!
>>83339853Why is it always just a fat ugly bloke with long hair
bejesus i'm tankful ders no poster ids
Some lads here really have some cope about Japan and China. They're better in some ways but not the utopia you lads claim.
>>83339919>she is well and truly fucked up individualThat's how she feels about katie according to her post. That's why we never got to see her London cex videos. Katie must've tried it on with her. Disgusting when trannies take advantage like that.
>>83339853That's a bloke, right?
>>83339927I'm going to wear a burka I think. Imagine if every person started doing that.
>>83339949Of course it is. I would be terrified if that thing uses the female toilets with my daughter in there.
At least emily is a biological female. She may not be a rose or stacey but at least she's not a freak tranny.
Found a new munter for turkmong to stalk LOL
>>83339962I doubt you'll ever have kids
>>83339962How old is your daughter? Mine is almost two
>>83339950>what if we just all became indistinguishable from muslims, that would show the government!...eeeeerrrrr? Not sure this is the epic own you think it would be lad.
>>83339982I only like biological women.
>>83340025Urrrm.. Excuse me, Katie is a woman you bigot.
>>83339996>>83340004I don't have one. I still would block a trans man using the female toilets. I think most people would support me.
Sorry but I just don't think it's right. If I feel like I am female in mind, does that give me the right to use female toilets? No. Absolutely not. I have a cock and two balls. That means I'm male. Simple as.
>>83339814Not one of mine lad. I've been enjoying it though.
>>83340031There needs to be a third toilet just for gays/trannies.
>>83340037Get this anon on Piers Morgan or Ben Shapiro ASAP. Stunning and brave. The woke establishment are not gonna like this! Lol.
Mandatory hard drive checks for trannies.
>>83340063Mandatory hard drive checks for incels.
Spaffed again me XYessir i did
>>83339765>Yes.proof, de lid?
>>83340084No. Trannies are worse.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15341199/Trans-sex-offender-abused-teenage-girl-saying-woman-called-Natalie-held-male-prison-biologically-man.html
Mandatory hard drive checks for DVDlad.
Copping some R&R now meX
SSM coerced Marie so best check his too.
Every day is the same. I actually don't know what to do with all my spare time. What's the alternative? Wasting my life in a factory? I don't think so.
>>83339982It's wew lad
Don't have a hard drive, all my data is in the cloud, I boot from RAM only on a paired down linux distro x
>>83340188They hate that when they seize it all.
>>83339938absolutely. also the sign of an incredibly boring person with limited experience of the world.
>>83340118Trannies are just incels at a later stage anyway
>>83340188They can still compel you to provide passwords to access it all so you're still fucked de lid
>>83340198Let them try x>>83340209I don't have access to that information with a password directly. I have a third party app that randomly changes the password each day and will send me the new daily one in the morning to my phone, but only if I log into another service they run. I literally don't have access to it, I'm just granted access by a third party so technically the only passwords I have are for that service, not to access my data.
>>83340209Generate random generated password, write it down and then burn the paper in emergency.
>>83340218What's the name of that third party app lad?
I'll never understand why security mongs think wearing the defaced union jack makes them look cool. These are men too scared to join the police or they have criminal records. Too many people in this country think they have power.
>>83340228Works too>>83340262I use Bitwarden de lid
Love getting woken up by knee pain every night me. Anyone else?
>>83340281Bitwarden doesn't have the features you listed
>>83340275You're too scared to leave the house
>>83340294Not so much but I do have a dodgy knee. Doesn't really hurt but it feels a bit weird sometimes.
>>83340275>I'll never understand why security mongs think wearing the defaced union jack makes them look cool. These are men too scared to join the police or they have criminal records. Too many people in this country think they have power.Good craic to be sure to be sure.
>>83339800I have a fear she'll just ignore me.I will just have to wait and see. If it gets to Sunday and I haven't heard anything, what should I do?
A diddle e-de a diddle e-de I'm a funny Irish man a diddle e-de a diddle e-de
>>83340329Laughing imagining the guy who does the Ruthmong and EscortLad characters down at O'Malley's on a Friday night telling his mates about his 4chan adventures over a few dozen pints of Guinness
Ruthmong why haven't you transitioned yet? I guarantee your life would be 100% better as a woman.
Come on now you've usually made more posts than this to be sure to be sure craic will you
>>83340346Screaming and howling at the Blarney Stone
Jaaaaysus Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey for feck's sake will ye just post somethin' about passport countersignatures!?
>Haha what if I start pretending to be poster X and riling up poster Y hahahaha wouldn't that be funnyLaughable when you were coping yesterday when you thought poster IDs were going to be a thing, telling people they would be bored without this so funny so hilarious banterRight
>>83340356when are you transitioning chika?
so hows this big storm going for you lids?So far its 14c+ light winds and some light drizzle
About time Chika gets a trip imo.
Having another really bad day de lads.Without a Seaside uploaf I feel adrift in the aether. I look up to him as a father figure and have supported him every step of the way.Just the fits of tears I can't control. I've never had anyone to look up to or emulate and Seaside was that person. He's left us adrift in a sea of uncertainty. Just the thought of another Sunday spent without a cheeky Sandford Rave makes me think the worst.I just want him back, I just want out SeasideMARK to give us a signal.
BritNormie Shippy Feck Baldrew Arse Chika LollersFeck Moni Arse ASMR bints FECKCountersigned passport Seeing an escort Feck You're here to read it all little lad
Imagine replacing 'men' with 'women'. Do you think feminists would be ok with a book like that? Women deserve to get cancer for reading such man hating literature.
>>83340378I am 40. My time has long passed desu.It is what it is.
>>83340384Only nonces use trips.
>>83340390>Imagine repIacing 'men' with 'women'. Do you think feminists would be ok with a book like that? Women deserve to get cancer for reading such man hating literature.
>>83340374That was me lad and I'm not pretending to be anyone right now
The funny fella is on one, will he be here all day oh to be sure to be sure.
Pierce Moron more like.Amirite?
>n...n..no..no not poster ids youll see how many post i make in just britfeel alone i wont be top craic anymore
>>83340403And you will be here to read and seethe at all his post little lidToo funny.
>>83340390Feminism is totally intolerant of men. In not right de lid
>And den I said to dem "de women deserve to get cancer to be sure">ahahaha yer some man O'Lafferty, ya mad bastard!
>>83340394Is HHL a nonce?
Trolled by Pollers that must have stung
>>83340374>telling people they would be bored without this so funny so hilarious banterOof that post really upset you eh? Still seething a full day later. Oh dear
I hate women. Remember I have free will. Plenty of women around. Women fear men on the edge. That's why they'll never go out alone at night.
>>83340423I would not know.I keep myself to myself me.Staying in me own lane so I am.
>So I was tellin' the lads you need a countersigned passport so you do and they screamed and howled to be sure
It just banta my dude!
Lots of stories of Afghan cultural enrichment lately. Thank Science for the government running a secret settlement scheme for thousands of them while hiding them from migration statistics and gagging the media and MPs from talking about it!
>>83340418Feminism is basically there to make men misogynistic. It's what they want. Nasty smug look on her face would be wiped off if she lived in the middle east.
Fucking hate this caitlin bitch now. Another nasty middle class one. Never had a hard day in her life.
>>83340443If I had a passport, I'd be moving to Poland. England is a brown rapist country now. I absolutely hate living here.
Remember when I saw BN at Hammersmith tube station. Instantly knew it was him from the autism sunglasses and the belly ever so subtly sticking out of the Superman shirt. Oi is that you? Aren't you that sprogless guy from britfeel? He was lucky he had the headphones on to pretend he couldn't hear me haha I know he could. Waddling off like a penguin. Cunt was about 5 foot nothing haha.
>>83340457Feminism does not aim to make men misogynistic. Quite the opposite.The core purpose of feminism is gender equality.Socially, politically, and economically.Read a book sometime moron.
>>83340477Yeah lad they dont want immigrants but they will take white immigrant dossers lmao
Go on will ya Tony O'Toole
>>83340477Polish women only want BBC lad.
>>83340479At least you have your imagined victories lad
>>83340418Feminism will be accepted when the women stop taking easy jobs and doing fuck all work most of the day. It's absolutely right young men aren't contributing to society. Make the women work for their feminism. Why should men that aren't getting sex care about working?
>>83340477but whats the immigration like in ireland
>>83340356Turktranny kek
>>83340487I'd work obviously in Poland.>>83340491Not true at all coomer.
>>83340483>Read a book sometime moron.Genuinely wonder if Ruthmong has ever read a book that didn't have pictures in it
>>83340479Have you taught of doin' stand up
>>83340356I'm too old for that mental shit. I would be fine with being male if I were getting laid.
>>83340492If there's anything factually inaccurate in that post feel free to point it out lad
>>83340502Video games take up most time. I don't have time to read books. Literature cannot compete with video games.
Irish man walks into /britfeel/ he's the funniest man in the thread.
its a two devices kind of day then is it
>>83340516It's a fictional story lad. Obviously all of it is inaccurate lol. Looking forward to the next one though
Ah sure I was having a wee jig when a leprechaun stole me DVDs
>>83340531>It's a fictional story ladProof? The physical description of BN is realistic and he is indeed sprogless, famously so.
every now and again ill think about "you fuck me i fuck you bloody" and have a nice little giggle to myself
>>83340531I'm sure the next one will be a cracker
>>83340541>Prove that a story I made up is falseGood one lad. Hurry up and get to the next story, I'm waiting
>>83340551You can't prove it's made up though. It's just an accurate description of BN. So at most you're saying anon didn't see him at the station. You can't prove that.
Will you be posting your funny routines all day
>>83340532Wonder if DVDlad has the leprechaun films on dvd.
>>83340555you have the mentality of an 9 year old you sad soft twat
>>83340564Ah. Just like Marie Healy.
>>83340564Don't really get why you're so rattled over this lol
>>83340564>Can you p-prove I have the mentality of a 9 year old?
He could be winning awards if only left the house you know
>>83340571That post wasn't even me (BN) lad. I'm amused by your childish antics. Like I say, I'm hoping you come up with more funny stories about me. You seem to have run out after the first one though
There's a 40 year old man scared of having children telling me I'm immature lol
>>83340577>Can you p-prove I read your post? XD
>>83340583You don't get it lad every post he doesn't like is a personality he's pwning
>>83340586I'm not scared of having children lad. Although the thought of having one that turned out like you is pretty scary, I have to admit
Chika will never be a father. Sad!
>>83340597>I'm not scared of having children ladProof? You are sprogless lol
>>83340544FARK YOU BLARDY
BN is down the mosque explaining to 75iq muslims him and his jewish wife are "childfree"
>>83340612Yeah but that's not out of fear lad. Maybe you live a life full of fear so that's tough for you to understand. Are your parents proud of you? Or do they wish they were sprogless?
Cheeky Greggs meal deal. Oh aye x
>>83340623Haha now this is the kind of thing I was hoping for. Putting me in a mosque is more creative than Hammersmith tube station.
>>83340626Sean you are banned from posting
>>83340626>Sitting in Greggs eating slop alone Grim
>>83340636You're jealous of his greggs
>>83340624Obviously is, no normal middle aged man doesn't want to reproduce
>>83340637You are absolutely right lad. You got me.
me? id like to have children, i just wouldnt want to look after them, or even pay for them for that matter
>>83340636Stay mad wagie x
>>83340640Why are you so obsessed with children? Bit weird lad
>>83340655Why not? Are you black?
>>83340640Autists often struggle to figure out other people's motivations, I suppose. Good luck with it lad
>>83340477Poland is getting wogged now as well. Krakow and Gdansk look like comfy places to live though.
>>83340657I'm posting from my bed x
>>83340662He imagines that if he has children it will be some big status leveller and he'll finally win against me somehow. Pretty amusing to think of this guy locked in a big battle against me and I don't even know who he is and don't care, lol.
>>83340663no but i do have a black friend maybe ive been spending too much time around him
Do you think he'll ever come back? I'm hoping this is a repeat of that time after Cloutier came to his house a few years ago. He quit for about a month and then came back like nothing happened.
>>83340346EscortLad is NOT a character he is a sweet and sensitive young lad.
Garn neck this steak bakes now x
>>83340672Does a 42 year old man who failed to reproduce have "status" lad?
Australian kids are banned from social media starting today
>>83340672Indeed. This man has two estranged children
>>83340699I'm 38 lad. And the answer is obviously yes, which is why I wind you up so much, lol.
>>83340698Couple of jars later today? It tuesday
On a serious note do you guys think it's a good idea to convert to Islam? Might as well get on the winning side early and there are numerous advantages>Dominion over your wife>Community TM that will unquestionably put you above the law or outsiders>PolygamyAnd all of this will be rabidly defended by leftoids. Seems like a decent deal. You don't even need to believe anything.
>>83340713The funny thing is, anon doesn't even have any kids. He's an incel. In his imagined hierarchy he's actually below Machiavelli
>>83340716Ah so everybody you've taken the piss out of is because you're wound up by their status? Interesting insight into the sprogless mind.
>>83340693YouTube only give you 30 days to restore a deleted account. He needs to hurry up and restore it or he will lose his channel for good
>>83340720theyll never look at a convert they look at the same way as a proper brown though
>38>Still on 4chan.org/r9k/britfeelNightmare fvel. If I end up like this I want to be shot.
Sprogless wagies riled up. It's just too easy x
>>83340729Do you mean leftoids or other Muslims? Both are probably true to some extent but you still get enough of the benefits. You'll also be able to get council houses in front of white non-converts I'm sure, even if you're still behind the real thing.
UK chocolate has gotten so shit I actually prefer the sickly sweet American stuff.
>>83340726I wouldn't really call what you're doing "taking the piss" lad. You've been posting about me multiple times every day for the last month, trying to "take me down a peg" because I don't have kids. And it's transparently driven by a desperation to pretend I'm not vastly superior to you. Sadly for you it has the opposite effect. The idea that a stranger is this obsessed with me actually gives me an ego boost
>>83340718Nah am off the drink until the derby match me. Garn full scale that day though.
>>83340731The average age of a /britfeel/er is 35
>>83340731To be fair lid it's sadder to waste one's prime young years here than it is to be here when all is spent
>>83340743>I wouldn't really call what you're doing "taking the piss" lad. You've been posting about me multiple times every day for the last month, trying to "take me down a peg" because I don't have kids. And it's transparently driven by a desperation to pretend I'm not vastly superior to you. Sadly for you it has the opposite effect. The idea that a stranger is this obsessed with me actually gives me an ego boostOh dear lol. Melty
>>83340746Has this been fact-checked by BBC Verify?
>>83340731Just out of interest, how old are you now lad?
>>83340744Just have a couple but go to bed early. Best of boths worlds.
Every time someone does this "oh aye" thing it makes me think they're mentally challenged and can't use actual words, just wandering around saying individual syllables to themselves and assuming it's actual communication. That's just how it comes across to me, but you do your thing.
>>83340744You finally dropped the cringe trip. Based.
>>83340748Correct. I see 23, 24 year olds here and I just think "how sad." I was out having fun with mates and girlfriends when I was that age.
>>83340755>how old are you now lad?38
>>83340758You will never be a lass, lad
I drank a litre of vodka last night. Threw up slightly before bed. Feel fine today though. In fact I feel really good, motivated, happy. No hangover whatsoever, not even a dry mouth.Wonder if I'm just still drunk and I'll crash out later.
>>83340748By 38 you really should be occupied by your family and things in real life. When you're young you might have more physical energy but you also have fewer responsibilities so you can afford some time on the 'feel.
In his mind 42 year old fathers go about life thinking about the "status" of the poster child for Office Over Offspring. Their kids are irrelevant its all about who did most for corporation. Lol what a grim empty man.
>>83340758>Every time someone does this "oh aye" thing it makes me think they're mentally challenged and can't use actual words, just wandering around saying individual syllables to themselves and assuming it's actual communication. That's just how it comes across to me, but you do your thing.melty
>>83340762>I was out having fun with mates and girlfriends when I was that ageHow old are you now and where did it all go wrong?
>>83340769I work from home lad, plenty of time to piss around online. When I was younger I had more energy and fewer responsibilities so I went out drinking and having fun a lot more. I was also unmarried so I was out spending time with various women. The idea of wasting my youth online is terrifying to me, I'm glad I made the most of it in the real world
>>83340769>By 38 you really should be occupied by your familyBN doesn't have a family lad. He is a founder of the childfrees Less Procreation More Corporation movement.
>>83340769You've been on here all morning. Go spend some time with your wife and kids lad.
>>83340769I'm 38 now and that's what happened the the few mates I had.
>>83340777I'm 38 lad, and it didn't go wrong. I met the right woman, got married, built a great career, travel extensively. Still see my good friends, but more like every month rather than every night.
>>83340762A lot us missed out on having fun when we were younger. It's too late for us now sadly.
>tfw none of my old frens come to britfeel
>>83340727The 'Trout Towers' address has disappeared from Google maps so I have a feeling he's deleted his entire Google account.
>>83340668I went to Poznan last year and was pleasantly surprised by how lovely it was
>>83340786I don't play computer games, don't care about the environment, I respect people who have kids, and I am very happy. I do have a dog though. Love that little guy.
I have one sprog. Would like to have more but my wife hated being pregnant.
>>83340791No kids at 38?
>I met the right woman, got married, built a great career, travel extensively yet I spent hours daily on a forum for mentally ill incel NEETs
>>83340805Don't worry mate everybody is just jealous of your status lol
>>83340807Nah I never really wanted kids. Was fortunate enough to meet a woman who felt the same way. Got a few mates who had kids just because their wife wanted kids and they are miserable. I have mates who wanted kids too though, but it just wasn't for me.
Can't believe how many normies there are on here
>I'm better than you>No I'm better than you>I had a better childhood than you>No I had the better childhood>My 20s were better than yours >No mine were better>Me better>No me
>>83340809Sure. Very lucky to have a career that allows me plenty of time to piss around on the internet.>>83340812I do have a lot of nice things, but I definitely haven't "replaced kids" with them. That doesn't even make sense. Anyway lad enough about me, how old are you? How many kids?
>I never really wanted kids anyway
>>83340809it not right lad why he doing that?>be me>be 38>spent close to a decade as a NEET>wagie now>no gf>no wife>no kids>wocaine and wookers thoughIt right lid lod lid lod lid lod
>>83340816>Got a few mates who had kids just because their wife wanted kids and they are miserable.Hahaha sprogless cope bingo
>>83340828>>83340833Why wouldn't I have had kids if I wanted them? Lol.
>>83340826Its not even that you've replaced them, you're such a hollow person it would never occur to you there is more to life in the first place. Sprogless zombies.
>I met the right woman, got married, built a great career, travel extensivelyBN is such a boomer he thinks this is what impresses people like it's the 80s. If you had kids you'd be more in touch with the current world.
>>83340838It's not that deep. I just never fancied having kids. This oddly upsets you, for some reason
>>83340826I have one sprog living in Jamaica. I hope to meet her one day
>>83340848>BN is such a boomer he thinks this is what impresses people like it's the 80sWhat impresses people in the big 25?
>>83340848This sounds like sheer cope lad
Not trying to be a dick but honestly is anyone actually 'impressed' by anyone's life? Like really are they? I can't imagine being impressed by anyone other than the absolute top 99.999999th percentile of people (who most people never meet anyway).
>>83340849It is simultaneously not that deep but also very deep. You're trying to dismiss it as if a 45 year old man with no children ranting online about his "status" like he's Patrick Bateman isn't very funny and very strange/sad.
>>83340864i wont 10 bong on a scratch card the other day lid, i bought 10 more scratch cards with it
>>83340870The less I care about what you've got to say, the angrier your posts get. It's very funny
QRD on the main two dollies that are arguing about status and sprogs ITT? Haven't been here in a while.
>>83340874>i have no response. ill say youre angry xDChildfree moment
>>83340874its the typical NPC "ive fucked my life up" cope lad lmaoThey have a bunch of retarded useless kids so its very important that YOU have some retarded useless kids or you will be seen as a lesser human to the silly prick whos life is now devoted to raising a child that will resent him in the end
Well would you look at that he's riling up the lads and giving us all his routines for a good craic so he is
>>83340881BN having yet another melty over the fact he will never have children and will die alone feeling unfulfilled in life
>>83340874>>83340889You both obviously care about it deeply. How about you shut the fuck up, this is pointless inane shit and it doesn't matter. Stop stroking your egos on an anonymous forum
>>83340891It's not even that lad. Anon doesn't even have kids and likely never will. He's just desperately trying to find something, anything...>>83340897I feel fulfilled in life now lad
>Dad come and play with me!>Sorry son, I've got to make another post about how bad childfree people are on the known incel site 4chan. Go play by yourself.
Do the one about minimum wage van driver XD
He's built his whole sad life on what he thinks will impress people. Now he's middle aged, too scared to have kids. He needs certainty people are still impressed, are you still clapping, the kids thing doesn't matter does it? Lol
BN needs to settle down and switch to one of his many routines, he's like the mr benn of britfeel. He will start BBC posting then switch to Ruthmong then escortmong later at night. All so very tiresome.
So desperate to 'win' the two devices are on fire
>Has the house>Has the car >Has the good job Cant share it with anyone because he chose worthless material possessions over starting a family, what a waste.
>>83340919C'mon lad you're just repeating yourself now. You were amusing me earlier with the mosque stuff and the Hammersmith tube story. Why not come up with something new about how I don't have kids?
Looking forward to my wankington later. Thinking about fannies already.
>>83340929I mean you're forgetting that I have a beautiful jewish wife lad, but sure. What's your relationship situation btw? Just out of interest
>>83340929Why do you care though? You're clearly riled up by this
>>83340942Mate it's normal to have a relationship why are you bragging. That's not something to brag about at 40 and childless.
>>83340942>beautiful jewish wifeLMFAO
>>83340955I'm not bragging lad. You said that I can't share my life with anyone, but I have someone wonderful to share it with, thankfully. So you have a relationship then? I mean if it's normal, right?
Childless millennial thinks he has "Status" like its red dead redemption lol
>>83340958Not to make any comments about Judaism as a whole, Jewesses are often pretty hot tbqhwyf. Nice knockers and hair.
Why is he in competition with online personalities what causes this anxiety?
>>83340976Play a lot of computer games, do you?
>>83340978not true, only the ones actually from Israel
Not sure what to buy SSM for Christmas this year
>>83340955>Mate it's normal to have a relationshipIn 2025? While on 4chan?
Stfu about your stupid lives, nobody cares. Imagine boasting about this stuff, jesus christ
>>83340964I'm not the anon you're responding to. Just saying when people talk about this they obviously mean children and offspring not a meaningless larp marriage. If you had a family you'd understand it's not quite the same.
>>83340989So you're not in a relationship. Got it lol
>>83340995A meaningless larp marriage? Lol you sound angry lad. Wish you all the best with that
Some of you lads are PROPER upset that this lad has a gf and a house lmao
>>83341000Yes, a marriage without children is meaningless. Is that surprising to you?
>>83341003He doesn't have children though so it doesn't count!! t. guy who has neither a house, nor a gf, nor any children
Getting married to cosplay as your boomer parents, without the becoming parents bit is the height of millennial soiboy desu>my wife xDOkay Borat lol
>>83341014What's surprising to me is that you'd cope so transparently lad
>>83340992Coping low-status sprogcel detected.
>almost 2026>ofcom still cuckedlmao
>>83341018>t. guy who has neither a house, nor a gf, nor any childrenKek true
>>83340998You're talking to multiple people lad. I understand that might be uncomfortable for you.
Wifeberg bought me a chastity belt.
>>83341027>y-youre coping!Ah, you're rattled lol
Grown man in fits of laughter repeating the same inane twaddle for years on end. This is what winners do.
>>83340988An coffin
Current thread theme. A few mong spastics bragging about their lives. Here of all places. https://youtu.be/0-z-ENnmCkQ?si=VYwhBQK8xBuXVg2L
>>83341041Every post here is a protest against Starmer's Islamosocialist anarcho-tyranny and I don't intend to stop.
>>83341035I couldn't care less about this. It's just boring. Suspect it's 1 person samefagging because there's no way anyone actually cares about other people's lives this much. Who cares if you have a kid or not, are you really coming in this thread to boast about that for hours.At this point it's just posting the same thing over and over. I don't give a shit about you or the person you're arguing with (if you are indeed different people)
The problem for BN is all he can do is lash out at his strawman of other lads. I am not making anything up, simply stating the factual reality he is childless and he gets very upset.
Fuck me thread is a shit show today, I'm actually going to go and do my work. That is a more attractive option than reading this utter guff. I hope you're fucking happy with yourselves.
>You COULD be talking to multiple people lad. Thankfully we did NOT get poser IDs. I keep WINNING.
>>83341073Why would I be upset? I don't have any children lad.
>I couldn't care less about this but here's an essay on the topic
>>83341080Who are you quoting, lad
Just watched a video of a white woman probably something like 7 or 8 months pregnant having sex with a black guy in front of her white husband who filmed it all.Honest question, why do white people do this? It seems like this sort of thing is almost exclusively done by white couples. Makes me wonder if my own parents are that fucked up in private.
With SSM and HHL both missing in action it has lead to more random thread wide seething at everything At least with the 2 resident mongs we had a direction for our bullying and shit talk
>>83341097It was a porno lad. There's a fair chance what is happening isn't really the situation depicted.
>>83341070>Suspect it's 1 person samefagging because there's no way anyone actually cares about other people's lives this much.Ruthmong routine has stopped Escortmong routine has stopped Baiting Chika has stopped All the other routine gimmicks are not being posted It's one lad you know it, we know it and he knows we know.
>>83341104>With SSM and HHL both missingWhat happened to them? How long have they been gone, should we be concerned?
>>83341014So to confirm, you are not in a relationship
>>83341027Obviously there's no purpose to marriage if you're not religious and have no kids. How much of a mong are you. All you've done is made yourself legally vulnerable to a woman who you're not related to and isn't the mother of your children. Oh wait you're in a fairy tale love romance that's why you're married, at 38? As stated, larp marriage.
Bro lives in 500 Days of Summer at 38 lol. His "wife" lol
All these routines just to get you through another day in your bleak life, what away to avoid roping.
>>83341128This is pathetic lad, you're very obviously a sad lonely man lashing out. Stopped being annoyed and now I'm sad for you.
I legitimately have nothing to live for anymore
>>83341144>Stopped being annoyedWhy have you been annoyed lad?
Acting like a kid on the internet is my only distraction from my grim life.
>>83341144>All you've done is made yourself legally vulnerable to a woman who you're not related to and isn't the mother of your childrenThis is literally true thoughever? What's actually wrong about this?
>>83341159Because I don't have a horse in this race and you do this same shitty bait routine every day. Really sad though, really very sad.
>>83341128Alright lad, all the best
>>83341166It will be some dribble about "being in love", at 38 with no kids lol.
What do you lads live for
>>83341181Ah it all makes sense now. You're an incel
>>83341108It was amateur porn lad, they did it for fun and filmed it for fun and uploaded it for fun, not money. Arguably we should expect far more of it to be happening off camera, not like every single instance ever was recorded and uploaded.
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if it was BN replying to himself for attention, just ignore it and move on.
>>833411864chan it's all I have in life.
>ctrl + F kids>30 resultsOh dear what a life
Listen lad you don't listen lad
>y-youre sad!>i-incel!The concessions are flying in lol
If I just upset this person online my life won't be shit.
>>83341156What do you have to live for?
Bins are starting to achieve flight in my streetHow you lids getting on? So far its been rather warm (14c currently) but windy as all fuck
HHLs drivel about tories and aliens is better than this BNs got no kids crap.
BN genuinely(?) believes anybody who argues in favour of procreation must be an "incel". Weird cope.
>>83341142It cope or rope and I'm coping de laaaaaad
I just keep clutching at straws, please reply to me I'm so lonely.
>>83341188Lad no offence but you are very naive, there is no amateur porn on the internet anymore. It's all something someone recorded for OnlyFans.
>>83341214He's the final boss of sproglessness
>>83341209Nothing. I've run out of reasons to continue living. Nothing motivates me anymore, I don't want to do anything with my life. I'm a jobless loser who can't move out of my sister's house and things are only going to get worse. The only thing that keeps me going is the idea of being able to drink tomorrow, and I can't even afford to this month due to being sanctioned. There is literally no hope in my life.
>>83341214The incel tell was the extreme cynicism about love and marriage
Just hooked the leccy meter up
>arguing in favour of procreationKek
>>83341233I'm not cynical about love at all. I'm cynical about "love" at 38 with no children in your life. I used to get fed up with girls after a few weeks when I was 18. Maybe you've had a bit less experience. I'm not as old as you though and I don't intend to reach 40 childless.
>>83341237>pull the fuse>connect the middle two wires>pop the fuse back inIt all on for free my lad
>>83341261Cant fall in love with a lass at 38 because you have no kids?Ok lad makes perfect sense
>>83341237>>83341269They have changed the meters so you cant slap a magnet on them?Remember someone saying if you try it now it just breaks a wire so they know you are trying to fuck with it
>>83341271If you make that the basis of your whole life like you're still a teenager it's a sign of being emotionally stunted imo. The milestone at 40 is raising your family not pretending you're in The Notebook lol.
So will all these top banter lads mind having the next thread on /bant/? Thought not...
>>83341261Yeah, I maybe have a bit less experience. I was always a guy for long, intense relationships rather than short flings. Obviously had a few of them too but I was always a bit disappointed when they fizzled out. I hope that it all works out for you lad, genuinely, and you get everything you want in life
>>83341280Yeah there's a wire on the fuse, obviously you don't let the meter readers in
Purchased The Mission (1986) on DVD. Shame I missed the HMV Premium Blu-ray but the DVD is anamorphic so not too bothered. Could import the American or German but not worth the import fees IMO.
>>83341288There's only three kinds of British male. Top banter lads, eggmen and deanos.
>>83341294Doesn't sound very intense if you're 40 and she doesn't want your kids desu lad. I'm significantly younger than you, had a few LTRs they all wanted to get pregnant. That's intense.
>>83341310Yeah I've been there mate, had to break up with a woman because she desperately wanted to have kids with me but it wasn't in my life plan. Very painful. That's why I made sure to marry someone who definitely doesn't want kids at all.
The spiced Irn Bru is wollocks.
We're all men here unafraid to own our posts and have poster IDs so we can see the clear winners in a debate?
My intense sterile romance
My chemically birth-controlled romance
>>83341321So you got scared and ran auditions at 40 to find a woman who hates children. Kinda grim desu.
Bejesus and begorrah I keep postin the same ting and it gets funnier and funnier to me so it does.
>>83341354Nah I wasn't scared mate. Just knew what I wanted in life. Didn't run auditions, we met in a bar. This was a while ago, I was 27 at the time. I think we just have very different values and goals lad. That's how life is, everyone wants something different. I'm not sure why you keep trying to have little digs at me but knock yourself out I suppose
morning /britfriends/cannot help but feel the postie has decided to give my address a miss todayORi slept through him/her/they buzzing my flatORmy parcel is downstairs (i have a medical condition called anxiety)
They Told Me to Get a Job, So I Got a Blowjobsort of thing an emo band would say, this. it combine base sexuality with American-flavoured sadness
>>83341392They Told Me to Get a Blow Job, So I Read the Book of Jobthe christian version
>>83341384I see. Like, some people value family, love, responsibility, passing on your life to your sprogs. Other people value...?
>>83341401I don't get it, you just told me that love doesn't matter and you're emotionally stunted if you build your life around a loving marriage? C'mon lad. You'll say anything to get a little dig, won't you? What's really going on here? Why have I gotten under your skin?
>>83341400corrr luv Fireflight, me.
>>83341400Doesn't really work through because Job would be pronounced like Jobe
>>83341415you're happy. he isn't. that's your big crime de lad
>>83341384If it's not other men's relationships and parenthood status, it's other men's looks, their weight, age, employment or lack of, where they live. >Questions your appearance/age/build/height/weight/sexuality/emotional state/income/living arrangements/living conditions/relationship status
had some scary opioid-induced dreams i don't remember, probably more abstract Hell-type stuff anywaybut that was balanced out by a more comfy zolpidem dream where it was how Stanley Kubrick made The Shining. he wanted real teenagers for the main cast, but there were some union laws, so the film crew went out and abducted teenagers off the streets by drugging them. then they applied age make-up for the famous scenes where they're all going to the hotel, and it takes decades. Kubrick was actually against using that one soft rock song in the famous desert flying sequence, and intentionally directed the lassie to give a piss-poor take, but the studio liked it and REALLY wanted to use the song for commercial appeal, so it ended up being in the final cut.
Most girls have hair on their nipples unless they do some kind of grooming to remove them.Fucking disgusting, no wonder men prefer anime these days.
>>83341420Beginning to think that yeah, didn't want to say it because I don't want to be a cunt to someone who might be going through some shit. >>83341426Would be funny if this guy didn't actually give a shit about having kids. Either way though, he's clearly working some stuff out here
>Two Afghan migrants are among four people charged with raping a teenage girl at a home in Bristol.>Two teenage asylum seekers from Afghanistan raped a 15-year-old schoolgirl months after arriving in the UK on small boats.>Sultani Bakatash, 28, is due before Manchester and Salford Magistrates' Court accused of sexual offences against two 14-year-old girls. Greater Manchester Police (GMP) said the man was an Afghan national and had been arrested in the early hours of Sunday following a report of rape at a flat in Middle Hulton.>A 27-year-old Afghan man is charged for sexually assaulting two nine-year-old boys in a Nottingham park.All distinct cases, all within in the past few days. Keir Starmer's Britain, everyone.
>>83341432women's secrets men shouldn't be privy to. like in Hitchcock's Rear Window.
>>83341430>he wanted real teenagers for the main cast, but there were some union laws, so the film crew went out and abducted teenagers off the streets by drugging them. then they applied age make-up for the famous scenes where they're all going to the hotel, and it takes decades. Think I've read the Stephen King book this dream was based on. It's called Teenage Dreams So Hard to Beat and the main character is a 30 something writer who's struggling to finish his novel, then he gets embroiled in a mystery when his female teenage friend (purely platonic) keeps having blank spots in her memory and coming home in strange clothes with make up residue all over. The writer is accused of noncing by a small town waitress but it's not that serious because they have passionate sex in an abandoned church while the kidnappers are hunting them outside.
>um, i mean, i don't NOT want to have kids, maybe some day, if i'm healthy and in a good place, you know? perhaps.master this lie.
>>83341451The sexiest part is her wiggling her hips when she's buttering the toast.
>>83341441Indeed. If you don't have what he wants in lfe then you're a loser. I'm sure he'll own that Moschino shirt one day too.
>>83341415Of course it matters lad. I said that love at 38 shouldn't be functionally the same as it is at 16. At 38 a wife should mean the mother of your children not a gf with a piece of paper. I am not even 30 myself and I genuinely have to explain this to you?
>>83341443Mad to think I was farted out to exist in this joke of a timeline
>>83341458i'll be honest lad, none of this is anything to do with The Shining or Stephen King. maybe it's because Stranger Things is popular again, but i haven't seen it.it was full of all these anachronisms i clocked from the behind-the-scenes footage. at one point one of the kidnappees goes, "zomg i am being kidnapped" or some nonsense. who was saying "zomg" in the 1980s? why is "zomg" appearing in my dreams? maybe i am a quirk chungus in my unconscious mind. Chika would be livid.
>>83341443So what are you going to do about it lad?
>>83341464Haha won't lie lad the thought that it might be him did cross my mind>>83341466Well you're not explaining it to me lad, you're trying to impose an ideology that I don't believe in on me. Anyway lad I've got to jet but I enjoyed the exchange of views. As I say, I hope you have the life and the kids you want one day and it brings you loads of happiness.
why do females actually dance around when they're by themselves?
>>83341484Of course it is lad it's just another one of his internet personas that helps him get through a grim life and bleak future.
>>83341480This may come as a surprise to you de lid but I made up that entire Stephen King book. It doesn't exist, the whole thing was a ruse and you have been GOT
having to actually piece together all the stuff i did last night.apparently i started watching Twilight 2, but i don't remember.
>>83341491Yes, they dance around in their underwear, they wear their hair up, they dab makeup on their faces to the beats of their Katy Perry tunes. They sing into hairbrushes and do little spins before pouring tea and if there's more than one of them together they compare breast sizes constantly and tease each other when one of them hasn't been getting any bigger. Only when they're around you do they become uninterested walls.
>>83341484I mean you could call being human and having a family an "ideology" sure which would make your preferred ideology what? Capitalism and materialism? All I can say is you have some growing up to do, take it easy lad.
>>83341504can't lie, i've been utterly had.
>>83341504Fucking nice one lad, fuck Stephen King lmao
>>83341491How would you know this? If you're watching them then they're not by themselves.
>>83341521Can't remember the last time I've seen BN that wound up, you've clearly hit on something deep. Bravo.
>>83341528>>83341533Feels good to be a winner winner froggy dinner
I'm switching to makaveli now SSM has abandoned us. Is there a lore repository anywhere for him?
AI has gotten so good, the idea of an 'author' writing 'fiction' seems quaint.
>>83341565It's not just that but even if you do read a human author you can't know if it's not AI partially or wholly.
>>83341551I'm sure you'll make one you sad shut in fantasist
>>83341565Name five good pieces of fiction that AI has written without any human tweaking/intervention/editing.
i can understand records. as a physical artefact, for audio fidelity, availability or just for the sake of collecting something.books are information. nothing but words. there's no place for books.
>>83341443Crazy that women will support all this while saying attractive women existing in media is "rape culture".I'll never understand them I suppose.
>>83341551Not really. His name is Shane, he's around 36 and an alcoholic.
>>83341542>>83341521>bravosamefag lol
>>83341606they were all made for me. i didn't give them titles or publish them.
>>83341618Cope lad. You a sprogless wagie yourself?
>>83341622Post some then, lets see what these masterpieces are like.
>>83341629no one says bravo to someone else's posts on 4chan lad, if BN was trying that then i'd call him out too
NOBODY REPLY TO HIM, WE'VE MOVED ON FROM THE CHILD FREE DISCUSSION.
>>83341638You wish lad, he got what he wanted, attention from BN. He'll be doing it all night and every day for the next few months now, hoping for another morsel from senpai
>>83341650>senpaiThis your new cope lad? I don't idolise men on the internet lol. Particularly when they're 45 with no kids.
>>83341634no. it's obvious your goal is to publish them for profit, and then make some point about how it wasn't "my" work so why should i complain? for the record, i actually agree. but i'm not playing your games.
decided i am going to stop caring what people think.what does /britfeel/ reckon, good idea?
>>83341638I'm brewing up a thread on /bant/ lad
>>83341665You are obviously jealous of BN. He doesn't have kids but he has a nice house.
>>83341665You should shine a light onto your own sad life instead of obsessing over his.
>>83341710He has a very nice mobile home in Kent.
>>83341710Ah it's not about BN specifically so much desu he's just the poster most famous for being proudly sprogless, he is the face of the Office Over Offspring campaign, etc. BN is a perfectly nice guy but he represents something very pathetic. Does that make sense? You sprogless yourself lad?
>>83341617is he on bennies?
>>83341724wish i'd acquired a gf who ages like this.
>>83341724>You sprogless yourself lad?Yes desu. I see girls but they usually have tattoos and say they're not into having children. I don't want to buy a house if I have no children to grow up in it. Sitting with my ageing wife farting through woke netflix shows. If I get to 40 and nothing has changed I will take the Office Over Offspring pledge and join the BN army myself desu. If you can't beat em join em.
It's Christmas jumper day at work on Thursday. They want a fiver from me to wear one. Think I will pay the charity money and simply forget, or be a WFH chad on that day. Not into this sort of malarkey.
>>83341787Chads don't get bullied into wearing santa jumpers mate / avoiding the workplace when too shy to wear santa jumpers
>>83341822This one does, chadtastic me
>>83341833You might wanna add britfeel in the title
>>83341846he REALISED his mistake. we were all being polite while he corrects it, you're just a meanie :(
>>83341773You are obviously a crotch goblin breeder jealous of the OVO nation. Sorry we have free time and dine in stylish bistros.
>>83341858We all make mistakes lad. I made the mistake of impregnating a woman I had no emotional attachment to.
>You are obviousIy a crotch goblin breeder jealous of the OVO nation. Sorry we have free time and dine in stylish bistros.
>>83339448no i experience love and it's quite nice i think its just a skill issue i think people who dont have girlfriends should have jobs so that people with girlfriends can spend more quality time together paid for by the incels
>>83341878Lol I'm happily married and regularly fly to sought after locations I'm an incel for not breeding?
>OVO>bistros
Any other old moshers seeing Million Dead on their reunion tour? Frank Turner can do one but I do have strong teenage affinity with MD. Going to the London show on Sunday, can't wait to hang out with all the other balding middle aged blokes in twenty year old punk band shirts.
>>83341896I was mocking the original poster lad. Senpai noticed him today, today was a good day.
>>83341888I've personally had gfs while I was a NEET so never had to consider this. Sounds like a skill issue of your own.
SHUT IT DOWN>>83341917WE DONE HERE>>83341917NEXT THREAD>>83341917LETS FAAACKIN GOOOOO
>>83341724I would do inhuman things to her btwbless up
>>83341923why the rush the thread slow until sad sack shut in starts a different routine
>>83341931makes me laff how in the time it took, we STILL haven't hit the 500 mark.
NOOOOOOO ITS NOT 500 POAST YET NO NO NO I DONT LIKE IT WAAAAAAAAA
>>83341941joke's on you, i'm multi-threading today.
