irn bru mayonnaise
>>83344913Phwoar nu bread is it X
Anybody watched Neon Genesis Evangelion? It's fucking strange imo lads, pretty good though.
https://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/local-news/wareham-news/flat_torched_in_arson_attack_one_deadIn fucking tears they got SSM.
Some other lad has nicked my Sisyphus gimmick and I simply won't have it
Honestly, I didn't even know there was a storm until I heard a loud bang when my wheelie bin fell over lol.
oh, didn't realise this was actually a new thread.hello
>>83345029>Some other lad has nicked my Sisyphus gimmick proof?
Lads, I regret to inform you that I have in fact got a headache. It is bed time, no two ways about it.
Off to bed lads.Hopefully one day closer to hearing back from the escort. Do you think the fact she left me feedback on AW tonight is a good sign and that she really will get back to me?
Why are there no britfeel groupies posting their tits and fanny and that, not right.
Still in the game on the one percent club corrrEz
this whole time i was, in fact, that master criminal, Horatio Gallivant.
>>83345245Horatio you swine!
>>83345245Need a mate A update
>>83345301she enjoyed her holiday, her favourite part was the boat
>>>/pol/523165353goodnight
what's a good reason/excuse for a Malcolm McDowell nose that ISN'T drugs?
>>83345321>Screenshot from Reddit of screenshot from 4chan of screenshot from 4chan posted on 4chan Deep
>>83345231Well I got them all rightThe woman won like 200 grandIt should have been me
>>83345314The ferry in Hull?
might go back on IRC. actually enjoyed it during the downtime.
Chika for the love of god do NOT mention how you should have been a woman
>>83345362I mean I should have went on the show, I could have won loads of money. Big brained me.
from the school of hard knocks i am x
>>83345349Is that the game where if you to a thousand pounds you can just take it and leave? I watched it at my mum's while drunk earlier this year and was like yeah I can do that for a grand, and started applying to be on it, but then I got bored but they kept emailing me. Guess theyre always looking for people.
>>83345384Yeah, each question gets progressively harder in theory, but half the time the middle questions are easier than the earlier ones.
my old gf liked to watch porn with me and we'd both wank off. not even each other. bit weird thinking back on it
I myself missed it through rampant apathy, but events of today have forced it on me. (Drugs that is)
>>83345395Should my financial situation get worse (lose my job) I will have to look into all ways of making money (gameshows) while travelling the country (sleeping on friends sofas). I got quite far into applying to be on the traitors also because I knew it would annoy my wife if I got on it, because she likes watching it and I refuse to. Thought it'd be a laugh to enter myself, but they wanted me to do a video of why I would be fun on the show and I was not willing to do that.
Worried about Mark. Might send him a Christmas card to remind him that people care.
>>83345440Send him an abusive Christmas card with a shit smear inside
>>83345422Fuck me they made a j-lo homunculus. WHAT HATH SCIENCE WROUGHT?
>>83345458Lying id you w0uldn't
>>83345458that's a spooky image macro. could you please delete it?
Sending SSM another 50 specimen note.
>>83345476Sorry I lack the power once it's been summoned. Just pop yourself into the psychedelic realm with a toke or two on this dmt vape and I can assure you the spookiness of the image will be the least of your problems
Back homes, heating on and having a orange breezer. It womfy x
>>83345440Don't forget to put anthrax in the card to poison the little noncing cunt.
>orange breezerwhy not? it Tuesday
>>83345517Breezer as in a Bacardi breezer? Would absolutely love one of them right now, might see if I can't get a few in for Christmas
Baldur's Strait
Baldur's Taint
>>83345187Stop obsessing over escorts as if they're your gf
>>83345551Aye lid first time trying one and it lush. Garn neck a watermelon one after this.
crazy how rich people live
Strumming on Ruth's fanny like a guitar
Australia just banned under 16s from social media. Mad.
Helper you really do drink the gayest little fruity alcopops possible. Irn Bru WKD is lush though.
Hows the comedown after senpai noticed you today now your excitement has dropped?
I want to suck tranny cock so bad bros
>>83345594i've always said we should replace motorways with one giant lazy river. would be like Waterworld except you don't have to do anything. just wait around to head north/south, people come round on rafts to sell you food.
just had to carry my mug of hot chocolate in my right hand. bloody hell do i have a weak wrist.
>>83345642Corrrrr! Wouldn't mind a suck on that myself. Get a nice thick load pumped down my throat. Delicious!
>>83345581Think my first ever sip of an alcoholic beverage was a Bacardi breezer. Wouldn't mind revisiting that. Shall purchase for a cheeky sip over the weekend.
>>83345642>>83345660If you are gay that's fine, you can just go on grindr and find a man to suck off
>>83345642My cock is half the size of that and i am a regular tough man, not a tranny. God is evil
>Stuck or About to be Stuck in a UK Psych Ward and Feel You're There Unfairly?https://circuspam.coffee/2025/12/09/stuck-in-a-uk-psych-ward/useful info
>>83345650Would be a dream that, until the pee ratio gets too high.
>>83345683too many posters aren't homosexual but transsexual (attracted to trans)frankly, i'm not buying it.
>>83345701If you are attracted to men's penises then you are a gay bender
>>83345650>Sorry I'm late boss there was a huge rubber ring congestion around junction 4, lifeguard came in and jabbed it through with a stick.
do motorists deserve the death sentence, or should we aim for rehabilitation?
A lot of people in this thread are bent
Not a bad willingtonshire dat
The Helper regime collapsed and the Scuds didn't even launch. His last loyalists abandoned their positions at Flamingo Land like rats fleeing a sinking ship when they realized it was all over. Now for the war crime trials for Helper regime officials like Shippy and Crossy. Justice will be served.
>>83345767You are a bummer
only men can give you a truly satisfying bumsesh
>>83345834Wow I didn't know that, you're telling me now for the first time. I'm actually sad to hear that.
Am I the only one in the thread who isn't a poofter
>>83345594disgusting. you can't buy taste.
If I was rich I wouldn't have a swimming pool. I'd have a basement which I would extend by digging every night.
>>83345865wasn't some vlogger lad doing this, just constantly burrowing new rooms like a Hobbit?
up until this point, he did nothing wrong.
>>83345901He did nothing wrong. This man is a legend.
Yeah obviously they should replace motorways with a lazy river. That's obviously what they "should" do. Why don't you write to the council and let someone know about this fucking brilliant idea.
>>83345926wouldn't be the responsibility of my local council. would fall under the purview of National Highways.
Finally bit the bullet on Curzon's Wim Wenders box set. Usually 180 quid but down to 110 on Amazon. I reckon they're trying to shift the remaining limited copies. 22 films, a complete retrospective on his career. I urge everyone to watch Wings of Desire and Paris, Texas.
>>83345926Theres a lot of red tape but we're moving in the right direction. Progress. People are moving pencils, those pencils will become cars the cars will become diggers and the diggers will become speedboats. Progress.
Why don't you write to national highways and let them know about your brilliant idea
>>83345440>Might send him a Christmas card You won't >>83345483>Sending SSM anotherYou're not
>>83345962realistically they'll just tell me there are "currently no plans".i am assuming you are under 30 but they used to be Highways England and they actually got stuff done. we're several generations removed from most cities in England having tramways, so my lazy river concept isn't even out of the realm of possibility. the country's whole train/road network began as an idea.
Them UC bennies just hit the bank. Oh aye x
Welper is back!!
Yes mate because trams soon we will have a lazy river instead of motorways. Makes sense
>>83345992Do we get a wismas bonus on UC lad? Only made the transition
Who/what are "file.png" posters? Phone? They are worse than IMG_ mongshttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/File.png/
>>83346018probably just saving their images as a PNG as a quick way to wipe the EXIF data (something to hide).or maybe those zoomers who save images on their phone by screenshotting them.
>>83345988Its an idea, the idea grows as we help it along. Sooner than you know it you've got yourself a lazy river. Floating totally boatally chillin. This could become a thing. All rivers start from a small stream
>>83346000Twolls lost de lid x>>83346014>wismas bonus Still waiting for mine de lid. I know it's only a tenner but better than nowt. Gets you a few cheeky jars at spoons. It lush x
i shit myself every year when i get the letter about the Christmas bonus.not rite how letterheads can cause anxiety (TV Licensing knows the score)
may have had a few tramadols
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9isTmCQRo
>>83346033Hmm but some posters ONLY post images as file.png. Surely they can't be changing it every time, no file.png(n), feels automated.
Helper is scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5948YcsmBc4
Also why would you need to erase exif for any of those. Theyre not personal photos largely. Changing exif for a pic of glasses emoji? >>83346033
>>83346125perhaps they are just committed to high-quality, lossless images.
BN humiliated. HHL back. Sometimes the good guys win x
>>83346018>>833461254chan-x when you paste an image
Got me new Whristmas tree up and it's lovely. Nice 5ft fibre optic one. Just the right size for me living rooms.
>>83346251Ohh. Mystery solved cheers.
>>83346224You mean the biggest villain in history wins? It won't last. He'll get his comeuppance.
light in my hallway is glowing but not giving off light. not a fan.
>>83346261Twolls were literally celebrating the thought of you being banned over Christmas lmao. Sad sacks.
>>83346332No I said the villain lost (BN) and the hero won (HHL). Think my post was pretty clear de lid. You a twoll? Seethie weethie?
>>83346261nice one de lid. missed your posts. don't be saying anything daft shite now and getting banned again x
>>83346361HHL is one of the sickest most evil men in all of history. He is despicable.
i actually met Garth Ennis at a convention and he confirmed the character of Homelander was based on HelperLad.
Good lad helping the homeless boys out this Christmas. Don't know why the police and social services are always on his case. Haven't they got rapes and murders to be dealing with?
>>83346464What a weird hand he has
>>83345606It's got no strings. It's just one perfect innie just like hers.
>>83346501Looks fine to me lad.
>>83346531thanks. i'm panicking over here thinking i have 'weird hands'.
>>83346508Rubbing on Ruth's fanny like a genie's lamp
Garn have some wolognese pasta now and start on that Sausage Party: Foodtopia weason 2. Enjoyed the 1st weason.
>>83346586HelperLad do you like any 'high brow' media?
>>83346531Reminds me of this onions hand
>blogpost about my weak, skinny wrist>now everyone's having a go at my skellyhand comrades
Scousers are such scum. All they do is thieve
>>83346621Trvke. All norferners are a little sus tbqh. Why do they talk like that?
>>83346596>do you like any 'high brow' media?Well, I did watch Rugrats when I was a kid. When to the pictures to see that Rugrats in Paris didn't I. Oh aye x
>>83346641corrr nothing quite like French cinema
>>83346641>Rugrats in ParisThat's not how I remember the song
WhatsApp is being dodgyif any of yous have mates, be careful x
>>83346679what do you mean lad?i've had glowies fucking with my whatsapp for a few months now, always shows no connection, fucking idiots lol.
>>83346508corr lad, will think twice when I see her again
The glowies have been intercepting whatsapp messages from all my friends and hot singles in my area so I never see them :(
Never use whatsapp. It scans all your media.
>>83346771not bothered me de lid what is the worst that will happen? t'old queer kier knocking on my door? kek
Wolognese pasta has been necked x
>>83346771you have no right to privacy. texts used to send as plaintext. and they cost 10p. even WhatsApp was a quid at first.entitled zoomers grown up with always-available instant communication. they'd have a fit if something like the BlackBerry-Messenger-only riot blackouts happened to them.
>>83346749>>83346761You must be very important to be monitored
What would you do if your son was gay
Fuck this cunt going to them corrupt little maggots over a bit of banter.
Don't ever fuck with a mentally ill man. Nothing to lose me. Free will to go anywhere in this country.
Just necked a BBQ rib wustlerz.
Harass me via third party again bitch. See what fucking happens. I'm not fucking scared of your tactics.
>>83346912did you also see that thread about anime nonces?wouldn't care if my son was gay. as long as he's not an anime nonce (he can stick to REAL anime like Cardcaptors)
>>83346936>>83346953>>83347020What are you on about. You need to calm yourself down
>>83346953joshy lad you need to calm down rKid
*draws your attention to >>83345693*
>>83346953>this country
just went downstairs to see if my parcel was there. it was not.
>>83347101how much bloody drugs do you order? Seems like you post about this every day
>mfw our so-called postal 'service'
>>83347118didn't say it was drugs.but let's just say i am imbibing parcel-contents at a rate that outpaces parcel-deliveries. in fact i was sort of banking on my parcel being there, Jesus Christ it had better arrive in 9-10 hours or this is last week all over again.
quite jealous of my past self, >>83286701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6IZTHRG3Woi know what i am.
In that beddingtons now. Garn watch some YouTubes for a bit then get some sleeps. Getting up early for a trekkie brekkie and to do a bit of Christmas shopping so don't wanna stay awake too late tonight.
there are people who smoke weed or drink booze. nothing against them. just pointing it out.>>83347170do you and Steve get each other prezzies?
Can I get a "Toot-toot"?Can I get a "Beep-beep"?Runnin' her hands through my 'fro (Yeah)Bouncin' on twenty-fo's (C'mon)While they sayin' on the radio
Need to take a shidd now me X
>>83346751I find her attractive to be honest (except for them trash tats she has now).
The worst you can do is a bit of a love. Love is a dangerous drug. Women are evil.
>>83347204same. on my fourth senna of the day though, should probably rein it in.
You must fix your heart.
if i ever get my own place with a garden (e.g. lottery win) i think i'll grow some senna, the way people grow weed or food.need senna? just pluck it from the garden. senna on tap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jluLPQxOkgYhigh quality zoomer-coded synthwave x
>>83347047She want me to go down. I will not let it happen because I've done nothing wrong.
>>83347266https://www.gov.uk/legal-aidnot rite how they're treating you. find a good solicitor.
>>83347279Don't need it. NFA. Got me plans to get the cunt done for perverting the court of justice.
>>83347289>to get the cunt done for perverting the court of justice.not sure how it works tbqh, but don't the Crown decide that? is it something you can just accuse someone of? or are you just anticipating it?hope your plans goes well lad
>>83347312You're talking to Ruthmong doing his let's pretend. How do people still fall for this.
And I'm never gunna leave you outIf you ever lose your way, alone or betrayedI'm always gunna be around.You're doing alrightYou're doing okayJust follow your heart and dont run away.
Got dang ISP shidding itself again just now
He loves the DBS, night walk police custody "NFA" / "no further action" (>>83347289) lets pretend. This is definitely a fetish
>>83347384Well yeah lad you'd be pissed off with having DBS things showing for no further actions. The system has fucked me over.
gonna have myself a nice chicken and cheese butty
"Mentally ill men" on night walks, his other fetish
Some of these days, and it won't be longGonna drive back down where you once belongedIn the back of a dream car 20 foot longDon't cry my sweet, don't break my heartDoing alright, but you gotta get smartWish upon wish, upon day, upon dayI believe, oh LordI'll believe all the waayyyyyyyyy
Shall now be lying down so as to led the foodington digest properly, me X
for me it's 3x XXX-spicy chicken tendies with jalapeno loaded chips, Biscoff churros and a Biscoff milkshake.but also>Oops, finding another delivery person...this could go on all night. the place has actually closed now. aaa.
>>83347564Wet rat
>>83347585Normal tendies and bbq sauce for me. Oh aye.
quite the wet rat myselfshowered for when the deliveryman arrivesdidn't want to run the hairdryer this latejust air drying my shaggy NEET mane in the winter heat
i don't get it. two drivers have driven up to the tendies shopthen>Oops, finding another delivery person...it's closed, now. so they're just collecting other people's last minute orders, but not mine? ;_;wondering if this'll just stay at 'finding another delivery person' forever. the tendies men might have turned everything off already.
I read that eating food before you go to bed makes you chub chubs
>>83347727zolpidems are going to make me gain weightlike our crosslad with the fluoxetine(i think fluoxetine messed up my eating too, just want methylphenidate back)
>>83347680What's not to get? They're accepting the job then cancelling it when they find the shop is closed. You're a moron for ordering so close to closing time anyway.
It's all a big game britfeel, don't ever forget that, do not be drafted into the invisible war, you can reject it, it's not real.
>>83347960I'll draft you as the first pick, little lad
>>83347856well some other guy did accept the job, went to collect my food, dropped off 4-5 other people's food, then dropped mine off just now.15 mins in the oven and it was all nice and hot again corrr. chips had gone perma-soggy, mind.
bollocks to it, going to bed, busy day of applying for a mortgage and possibly contacting solicitors tomorrow, goodnight the lads
>>83348175good night best of luck tomorrow
I'm so bored of life. Nothing to do anymore. Not even tired.
Non-offending paedophile
>>83348210>Nothing to do anymorefather a childbuild your own houseplant a tree
Ah 5-7am, the white man's hours
bossman keeps sending me news articles that are behind a paywall and says "interesting read that"
Dreamt about SSM last night. We broke into some nature park and ragged around on some boats then had to sneak back out on some pipes was a right blast!
>>83348682did you smell it in the dream?
>>83348691I thought it was just the smell of the lake we were ragging around on. But it could of been his TMAU, it not right de lid
>>83348175fucking kys for getting a fucking mortgage
>>83348733How else are you supposed to buy a home, mong?
>>83345572I know I should, it's just hard.
>>83344964Underscores in URL are dead giveaway
QRD on escortmong few days rigmarole
>>83348733He just jealous ignore him
Added escort & escorts to filter listIt opposite of grim now
>>83348804Grow a pair and fucking stop. Seriously. You come over as needy, obsessive, and cringe. Literally do anything in your life to get your mind off this stuff and it will become easier. If you ever want a gf, this type of behaviour is a huge red flag for any normie woman.
On thar wuppa grind now classic HHL style
>>83344954eat 'em up eat 'em up eat 'em up eat 'em up
>>83348986Eat something healthy instead
>>83348754>lining up jewish pocketskys
>>83349011Wouldn't renting be even worse though? Where do you live? Homeless?
>>83349020Full housing benefits pay for where I love mong.
What annoys me is people with mortgages complaining "My mortgage payments are killing me!"Dude, its a fucking savings fund - the tiny % the bank takes.I hate those rich cunts.
What are some scientific things you do not believe in? I for one a skeptical of relativity and quantum mechanics. Seems like complete bullshit.
>>83348867It's a BN character like turkmong is. We figured it out yesterday
>>83348946>Literally do anything in your life to get your mind off this stuffLike what?
If you ever want ruthmong or escortmong to shut up start mentioning that BN will never have children that gets him into a right frenzy
>>83349041Youre part of the problem not the solution
>>83349041>where I love
>>83349078Why doesn't he have children? He seems to be pretty successful otherwise IRL. Strange. All his accomplishments will have been for nothing.
She has the cutest pussy of them asmrtists.
>>83349118No successor to pass down his wealth and achievements, no family to rely on when he's older, nobody to mourn him when he dies, just dust in the wind that nobody will remember. Sad.
Wanked at 7 am. Very depressing. Sleep pattern is in a right mess lately.
>Not including a "Zesty" presetSam Altman's really quite the homophobe, is he notYou may also add custom instructions, gonna try and have it adress me as "Massa" in every single response there heh
>>83345893I believe it was an autistic lassie in America
>>83347184It's the remix to "Ignition"Hot and fresh out the kitchenMama rollin' that body got every man in here wishin' (Wishin' now)Sippin' on Coke and rum (Rum)I'm like, "So what? I'm drunk" (Drunk)It's the freakin' weekend, baby, I'm about to have me some fun (Fun)
It's a masterpiece, even if I never grew up in London I would have loved it, but the personal connection just elevated it to 11/10, probably one of the best movies ever made. I kneel
>just dust in the wind that nobody will remember. that is quite literally all of us, to be fair.
>>83349160How many sprogs do you have, laddie
You lads even bother applying for jobs? It's grim out there. I don't want to work in some terrible job and still have no social life.
>>83349245Not me x, ill be remembered
22 billion quid for the test and trace app. Fuck this country.
>>83349260I have had the same job for 9 years now
>>83349272Why was it so expensive?
>>83349279Must be an enjoyable job.
>>83349307Yeah I enjoy it. Pay is good, too.
gentlemen, it is my great pleasure to announce that as of today i am NEET
>>83349331First two weeks will be heavenly
>>83349331Congratulations. I have been for 13 years.
>>83349340Last time you had sex?
YouTube recommended me a video from someone talking about how their autism meant they could never keep a job for more than a year at a timeMaybe this is a sign to leave my job corrr
>>8334934813 years ago x
I've seen a few friends thrown away their marriages in their 40's after falling in lust with some 20-25 year old lady, they move in together, then about 1-2 years later she gets bored with living with an old man, either leaves or cheats on him with a guy her age.The guys all end up either back with their parents (if they're speaking to them) or in a bedsit with all their possessions in a couple of suitcases.
>>83349348Yesterday with your grandmother
>>83349355It midlife crisis, de lid
>>83349372It may well be but a 20 year old is going to be way more attractive than some 40 year old.
Could you go out looking like this?
Her Brit boyfriend is so fucking skinny. I bet she fucking controls everything, including the fridge. Really couldn't deal with a control freak.
>>83349418Your parents control you
Who has the worst hairline? Emily or that Turk cow?
>>83349423They probably do and look how mentally fucked it made me. Now society will pay for me to do nothing.
>>83349434Your parents pay not society though
Bitch full on hates men I reckon. Probably because of her father.
>>83349442society will pay when they're gone. I'm british so I'll get full mental health benefits and pip.
>>83349338im not planning to be on it long term. the toil is eternal>>83349340i kneel before the neet elite
Emily pops nasty side showing in her latest post about this Katie lass. This from the girl who bullies her little brother. Nasty, autistic woman. She would not bully me because I'm a grown arse millennial man.
Back to mosque tyrant. State of this area. May as well be living in Pakistan.https://youtu.be/OOv2yXJTr2U
>>83349272The program was billions. The app itself was millions.>lrn2r&d
Nothing wrong with a 45 year old shagging a 20 year old. If it's legal it's legal.
Damn I love being white straight and maleI love tits and curvy real womenVaginas are bloody ace tooIt is GOOD to me be today
>>83349497Nothing wrong with 16 either unless you're in a position of trust.
My biggest fear is the council putting me in a rough muslim area when parents die.
I will not work if I'm never getting pussy. A man needs sex in his life. I'm not paying for diseased prozzies.
>>83349450>I'm britishYou're not
Need to stop looking at the calendar where I track blowjobs. Makes me feel depressed as fuck.
>>83349523Same mate. I will apply for a council flat when I'm older and mummington is no longer here she says she will help me but I don't think she will be able to, I dont go outside so not too bothered where it is all I want to somewhere to live independently.
>>83349523>>83349555Get on the social housing list TODAY, you will need to renew your application periodically but now is the time to start climbing your way up the priority list.
>>83349555You just know you'll be next to drug dealers, smokers and loud music mongs. Any concern raised and they'll make your life hell. Fucking hate how the vast majority of dossers excitement in lives is creating conflict.
>>83349563Or alternatively get a job
DPG wagie just left now having a wuppa then heading off out for a trekkie brekkie.
>>83349585ugly freak
>>83349585Got your Christmas bonus yet lad? Got mine a few days ago, I thought it was a bit early but whatever a tenner is a tenner.
Amazon wagies delivering their dog food and fizzy drinks to unemployed people right now. There's always someone in at least so makes their job easy.
>>83349585Is that the worksafe bants thing? Department for poos and giggles.
Is it worth giving up porn? I don't believe I can get a girlfriend. I know it takes up too much of my time.
>>83349587Morning seethelid x>>83349596Still waiting for mine de lid. I think it usually goes in around the middle of the month. Still waiting for me Warm Home Discount as well.
Lots of coomers are finally ditching Windows.
>>83349617Easy to get a VPN on play with your willy store.
>>83349617Ruth still goes on there to watch Blacked on Windows.
>>83349635ugly freaks
nonce with a long neck
>>83349635Laura uses it on her ipad.
Fucking mental that dossers get a christmas "bonus". Just insult to injury for productive people.
>>83349653It pays for a takeaway it great
>>83349647Little lad censoring Sean's photos because he's scared of a ban
>>83349645No they're not. Just the one on the right is not a british rose at all.
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not have to put up with this treatment.
If I quit porn, where will that get me in life? Nowhere. I'll still be alone.
>>83349663Sorry for your memory issues anon, hope you get better soon.
>>83349673You think you're gonna live forever but you won't. Someone'll kill you. Someone'll kill you with a knife.
Ruthmong is my spiritual idol
I'm in the business of giving you the business, and business is booming.
>>83349680There's a chance it could be myself doing it.Also, cheer up lad.
>>83349578everyone i know in social housing is employed or retired, get with the times grandad.
Getting blazed playing street fighter
Can't be arsed rn X
>>83349719They shouldnt be in social housing then imo
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1phrxyq/its_crazy_how_tone_deaf_guys_are_when_i_try/
>>83349753Her magical hole her choice anon. Got to be respectful.
>>83349719My mum knows somebody who lives in a 5 bed house has done for 30 years in a HMO and pays 450 pounds a month for it.
Need a good 16 hour distraction today so I don't think about how empty and grim my life is.
>>83349759I can't kreempee
>>83349774Not quite 16 hours but close enough. Watch this. https://youtu.be/oPlzbfIRRqI?si=jIiOXp7_PftRXHIN
zoning off to illmatic like it real graphic lid
care home resident
Need to keep my mind of my real life or I'll rope.
eating out tranny arse
>>83349753Bet she lets Chad finish inside of her but poor old Brad got to pull out.
Everyday is the same. Same websites same things I post about same topics I watch on YouTube. My life is worthless to be honest.
>>83349889Same lad. Just a never ending stream of videos to watch and vidya to play. Yet I don't enjoy anything anymore.
Every hour I'm awake I'm on 4chan. My life will be more unbearable when 4chan gets blocked.
>>83349889Shut the fuck up moaning all the time. If it's not you it's HHL or the BBC freak
>>83349635She even bother making herself look good anymore? Grim.
>>83349889try reading, its cheap and more engaging than youtube
>>83349908Not him but I don't have the attention span to read... especially fiction.
>>83349900I'll be here on Christmas day lad. I'll be here all day. I eat my meals in my room I eat between posting.
>>83349910what did to try to read? it might have been just too slow paced
My life is pointless. Wake up and I'm online from then on, no friends only my mum to talk to. 4chan and Youtube are my companions in the shit show I call life.
>>83349911There's plenty of things to do
>>83349930Go traveling
>>83349921I don't read anything other than news articles.
>>83349931>>83349935I don't go out much. Truth be told I'm scared of everything and everyone. It's safer on the internet no one knows how I really am.
I'm not scared of going out but I don't like being away from my material possessions.
>>83349943Face your fears. Better than being stuck indoors lonely and depressed
>>83349935Can't do that with no job and money.
I'm a husk of a man in real life and a champion on the internet. Grim.
>>83349939i would suggest trying snow crash by neil stephenson its action packed with a fast paced plot so it should keep you engaged. there might be some free pdf about
>>83349947No one would talk to me lad. I've been isolated for over a decade. Pretty much no one to talk to or interact with unless they're on here or YouTube.
>>83349952For it's the opposite
Can't get a job because my email goes straight to junk mail I reckon.
>>83349958Well it won't get any better if you don't change anything
>>83349965I still use hotmail that I've had since 2008 ish do employers frown upon people using hotmail?
>>83349951You don't need money to travel
>>83349899>when 4chan gets blockednot happening de lid x
>>83349970not him but i still use my aol email
>>83349970Yeah my email is old but any new outlook alias addresses I create are always treated as spam. Tested by sending to my gmail, proton and icloud. Sucks.
Fucking hell I wish the mong spastic doing my UC review would hurry up. Ive uploaded the documents a last week and no response, I just want to get this bullshit humiliation ritual over and done with.
>>83349980Walking out of town means approaching a motorway or a road with no footpath.
>>83350003how long dose it normally take ive just signed on today
>>83350003They're all mostly work from home dossers themselves. Know someone in the family just sits around watching daytime tv in his pyjamas most of the time...never in the jobcentre working at the desk. these are the clowns calling us lazy and expecting us to slave for minimum wage in a factory.
Ruth sucks
Same 4 walls everyday. Same couple of websites I go on to read the same posts and make the same posts. Same YouTube channels, same topics. All day everyday. I wish I was fucking dead.
Please don't leave me alone with just my own thoughts of my abysmal life on Christmas day.
>>83350005NTA but a mate of mine walked across france in a summer, slept under the sky and was fed by locals
>>83350022Go and feed the homeless white men lad while them refugees get comfy heated hotels.https://youtu.be/GdSpVfUMhtQ
Even if I wasn't scared of the outside world and someone wanted to talk I'd have nothing to say.
Reckon life in eastern turkey is fairly cheap
Wish I had just 1% of the courage and confidence I come across with on the internet.
>>83350046>I'd have nothing to say.Yet you pump out 100+ posts a day here
Wish I had some decongestants for this stupid blocked nose.
>>83350051Never been abroad me. Just got to stay in England shithole without a countersigned passport.
Turkish Lass
>>83350064Over 300 posts just on britfeel yesterday. I didn't go on pol or int much. Yesterday was the best day I've had in months on 4chan.
>>83350071Do a handstand, helps a lot
>>83350026thats what booze is for
Crashing hard from yesterdays dopamine. Looking at the screen now wondering how to make myself happy how to not think of my life.
>>83350087Get on them opiates
If I lived in Turkey I would just smoke opium all day. Reckon it's fairly accessable there. Unlike in the UK sadly.
>>83350094Already on meds lad just to get me through the day. Meds and an life lived online. Grim grim grim.
>>83350100What kind of meds?
>>83350110You name them I've got them. The only things holding me together. And being online.
Behind the online bravado I have nothing. In the time I hid away in my room men have met women and started a family.
Kinnell... 35 hours into this VN. I have to say, you do get your money's worth with a lot of them. Still, nice to just play a short Nukige every now and then. Really eager to get to the true route as there's a lot of mysteries.
I'm going to die alone. I won't be found for months. I have no friends. When they bust the door down I'll be where I dropped dead and a 4chan thread will be open. That's my future.
The screen in front of me is my daily companion. Nothing and no one else.
>>83350168Have a can of coke and a ciggy lad
Nice legs love! what time do they open! XL
>>83350175Imagine how is arse smells
>>83350170I'm a terrified boy in a man's body. And not much of a man at that. I do nothing for myself I'm reliant on others for everything. Death will be a blessing.
Keep thinking about how massive Kevin's hands looked in that picture
I have no life. I don't live I just exist at the expense of others. I am a burden to my family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQpsnjo1uiAThis is the end result of Bri'un having fought on the wrong side during WW2
Trannys have woken and getting revenge for being chased out of the thread last night, lmao.Should be chased out of womens spaces too lol
Got a chilli beef and cheese jacket potato with crispy onions for me brekkie. Garn get the chicken curry one next times. Picked up some Christmas cards as well so all in all a productive morning indeed.
>>83350219Couple of drinks now? You deserve it after such a productive morning
My life is nothing but a series of online LARPs.
Anger and resentment and a life online. That's me in a nutshell.
>>83350227Nah am quite tired me. Garn have a nap for an hour or two.
>>83350230Which LARP are you most proud of?
Just got a message from the council there there will be no recycling collection until further notice.Wow. Thanks. Really excellent thing to hear, especially before christmas, not like everyone is getting tons of cardboard parcels wrapped in paper this time of year.Coooorrrrr, and this is on top of the increase to council tax this year? Wow. Stellar. Magnificent. I'm really glad I pay two and a half fucking thousand pounds a year to you cunts so that I can have my bins NOT collected.
tired mong in a spacker home
>>83344913>femboyswhat a meme
>>83350178I don't think I will, if you don't mind
>>83350270blimey, imagine the smell
>>83350256Last year at Christmas the cunts decided they just weren't going to come down my street anymore, no notice or explanation. 4 weeks of skipped bin collections but I'd see them drive past. After complaining multiple times they came and then left everyone's additional month worth of rubbish that was piled up outside the bins until we complained again. Fucking worthless cunts.
>>83350256>>83350289based bin menlet them have the time off, no one wants to haul all your shit into a bin lorry over christmas anyway
>>83350302Haha yeah that's great, based. Except we're paying thousands of quid a year for them to do their fucking job so maybe they should figure it out and get a fucking move on and do their jobs, yeah?
Malding trannys in the thread. You'll never be accepted as women.
>>83350311they will do their job lad, just after they have had a nice Christmas with their families, like you are planning to
Balding trannys in the thread. You'll never be accepted as women.
HHL should transition imo
>>83350325They should've thought about that before signing their contracts. Can't just choose not to work de lid x
Honestly gonna have to start injecting some testosterone in these threads. Sick of these freaks
Shidded just now, me X
Which would you rather have?>be 6'5" with a 4 inch dick>be 5'6" with a 8 inch dick
>>833503508 inch and start an onlyfans
>>83350346Sophie Howard was the best of this era hands down IMO.
>>83350350I'm happy with its rn x 4kxxyn
>>83350361Miss Nuts magazine me
What I liked about trannies is when they came along, it took all the heat off furries, because everyone started bullying trannies instead. My lot are just harmless spergs who like weird porn, whereas every single tranny is a psychopath parasite and they cannot help but destroy the spaces they infest. I can't wait until they get themselves kicked out of the LGBT club and everyone can go back to just being regular fags and dykes.
You know what annoys me more than flat earthers? The people who react to them, who very blatantly and irrationally have their jimmies rustled by other people having what they hold to be a ridiculous belief. The earth is definitely round, but why does it bother you so much if some people think otherwise?
>>83350372Same. I still have my old collection and all the posters and everything. Nevermind the professional girls, there was so much good amateur shoots. Their old website was a goldmine for amateur tits as well.
>>83350375Used to make fun of furries and now I'm the one wanking off to monster girls.
>>83350377Just watched that episode eh? It really was a fucking great one ngl, the little monologues were funny af.
>>83350240Non of them they just fill my time until I go to bed. I wouldn't know what pride feels like. I have achived nothing and I never will. I will do the samethings everyday. Go nowhere, do nothing and speak to no one.
>>83350388Can't say I did lad, not been watching much of anything for a long time now, everything just bores me not sure why, doesn't matter whether it's tv, a film, a game, anything. Nothing interests me any more, just been existing and feeding the birds which gives me a little bit of joy which is otherwise missing from this soulless rock, seeing living things getting helped by something I did. Nice coincidence though, suppose it was discussed on an episode of something?
>>83350375Very philosophical question that innit. How far does one person's freedom go before it infringes on another person's freedom?For me, it's religious people. People who believe in 5g poisoning or flat earth or whatever other shit are usually harmless cranks, but these schizos who believe an ancient cosmic being told them they can just do a bit of ethnic cleansing here and there fully get away with it. Mental that if you ask me.
>>83350400Any religion that justifies sex with any woman I want?
>>83350387Furry/hentail is really the only place to find decent porn that still has some sovl to it, if you ask me. Those amateur artists who dedicate their life to serving the dozen people who are into whatever hyper inflation kaiju omarashi porn niche it might be. Those people are heroes in a world where everything else is fake OF shit.
Wouldn't it be amazing if we took all of womens rights away and made them dependant on us again. We'd finally get women.
Will China collapse?
Ok subjugated women don't really love us they just do it to survive and follow their biological needs. We'd be getting sex from basically a sex slave.
Cottaging later. Oh aye x
>>83350433>Will China collapse?>>>/pol/
>>83350387if I had a quid for every person who went from "yiff in hell furfags" to having a hard drive full of Zootopia porn, bet I'd have at least a tenner
>>83350433Maybe after another 20 videos bro, trust me
>>83350447pol is for politics, r9k is for anything, and asking about the collapse of a country isn't inherently a political question lad, I don't really have an opinion on china one way or the other, or their politics
>>83350443Chika just what are you like lol lmao even top keke de lid lad lod lud screaming out me arse I am
>>83350457Thanks for the reply looks like I beat you lol lmao even
>>83350433they will do nothing and America will destroy itself in impotent rage as it watches. it's tragic honestly, imagine if these two nations could peacefully cooperate
It's perfectly natural to want to fuck a bunny girl or a wolf girl. Simple as.
lol lmao even bn is sprogless lol
>>83350450It raises the question... Why aren't there "Tranny conventions" like the furries had...Why don't they want to be around other trannys and show off?
lol lmao even shippy drives a van for minimum wage
>>83350477There are tranny conventions every year lad it's called comic con.
lol lmao even poley is a tranny nonce
Poley fishes turds from toilets like a fun fair game.
>>83350477same reason cuckoo birds don't build their own nest
>>83350346Remember her tits being much bigger when I was younger. Still a cracker though.
I bet most of you have never seen a real transexual in real life and you're absolutly obsessed with them. Are you sexually aroused by them or soemthing?
>>83350372Loved the days when women just wanted to get their tits out for free. Big fan of Front magazine with all the emo babes too. Phwooooarrrrr.
>>83350480What's your job lad? Scaffolder?
Whay did the transexuals do to you today lad what's got you so worked up about them now?
>>83350372Sucks that there's no magazines anymore. Sometimes I have a look in asda and it's all shite.
If only there was a way to see naked and semi naked women. Fucking shit these lads mags aren't around anymore. The world is shit.
Yes I want a shaved feminine looking tranny to pump a load down my throat. What don't you understand?
My life is empty. I'm just screen burning the same website until I die.
I wouldn't know how to have a conversation any more. Over a decade of LARPs and gimmicks online. This is all I know how to behave now.
>>83350543Imagine you got a mate somehow and you just started telling him lies about being obsessed with an escort
if it doesn't involve a dvd he doesn't wanna know
You don't know what it's like. High energy, manic even online. I'm just rotting away really depressed nothing to look forward to everyday is the same.
>>83350567Yesterday I didn't watch any. I had a purpose on the thread yesterday.
>>83350558Imagine how the conversations would go without that>you seen that new telly thing>nah>nah me neitherI still chat endless shite about nothing online and off, after a few drinks and lines thoughbeit
Glad I've got a happy and fulfilling life (for the most part) and just come here to shitpost because I need to fill my phone time with something and the advertising and bot content and brainrot endemic to the rest of the internet became too much for me. You lads really do a great job of making me appreciate the little things, even when I am getting mercilessly rattled.
I really want to feel a tight, wet vagina constricting around my erect cock as I bash against some lassie's womb. It's not fair! REEEEEEEEE!
>>83350558Imagine imagine imagine. Lad that's all I do with my life is imagine.
>>83344913uhhhhhh, de lids?!!?!?
>>83346336>glowing Das a fed
>>83350592I had that 4 times this weekend. Nothing stopping you m8
>>83350481oh.>>83350487i kinda get it.
The lolcows I post have better lives than me. I'm just coping.
>>83350588When I post on here it's like Gollum in the Twin Towers. I'm just letting out all the nasty venomous shit from my dark side so in real life I can carry on being nice to people.
genuinely believe my boss has a learning disability, absolute mong he is
>>83350003NOOOOOOOYOU MUST FUCKING SUFFER, SPAKKERMAN. SUFFER.
I'm jealous of BN and that's why I lash out
I'm having a really difficult time feeding and looking after myself :c
>>83350605It's a sign de lit. Soon he will be back on youtubes
>>83350646cant wait for him to come back so i can feel better about myself
>>83350641Go and have a shower, you want to be a good boy don't you? Are you gonna be a good boy for me?
SSM has a gf. you have no excuse
>>83350654I'll have a shower of you let me suckle your willy little lad.
>>83350654>Go and have a shower, you want to be a good boy don't you? Are you gonna be a good boy for me?Bitch, I might do.
>>83350661We will see about that after you make dinner, now go be a good boy and have a shower ;3
>>83350657I don't have the charisma SSM has
>>83350657Kyle Rittenhouse just got married, what is his secret?
>>83350673He has loads of money, he's famous, and his wife is his looksmatch.
>>83350657>SSM HAD a gfFixed that for you there de lid
>>83350673So cringe with the toy guns
>>83350673He's clearly a handsome dude.
>>83350673look at the length of that barrel, compensating much lmao
>>83350657HAD. Past tense Helen dumped him because he groomed and emotionally manipulated a disabled young woman.
>>83350673His wife would be hot if she didn't have tats
Stealing a sample of BN's DNA and raising his sprog in a laboratory environment on a diet of raw steak and hourly injections of human growth hormone to turn it into a super soldier
>>83350677>>83350685I don't think that's true lad. It's not been confirmed
Mark spaffed so much inside Helen her pussy was investigated for Russian interference.
>>83350673Killing left wingers in America makes you attractive to women i guess
>>83350685No proof SSM took advantage of Marie
>>83350695I'm not even MAGA or anything those psychos attacked a man with a gun and then acted all surprised when he shot them.
>>83350690>>83350697SSM going dark on all social media is poof enough it seems , he cant keep away from youtube but just because a "mean twoll" said something he just vanishes for weeks on end?Strange that one
>>83350690I think it is little lad you're just coping. Her name is Helen knight and she used to have her and mark together now she has changed her profile picture and cut him out, wouldn't do that if they were still together now would they?
>>83350673Americans are so fuckinh weird
Wanna stick my cock so far up a lassie's pussy that I penetrate her womb.
>>83350710He does that all the time>>83350711I didn't know to be fair, got a link to the evidence?
>>83350657SSM has more confidence than me. I'm only brave on the internet.
>>83350728Lad just have a wank and get it over with, your hornyposting is killing my vibe.
I'm a sniveling coward sat in my room all day.
>>83350695Even leftwing women get the ick from leftwing men lad.Women want to be led by a man who is strong in his convictions and doesn't fall for the same emotional spirals as them.
>>83350728Take the EscortLad PillaketheEscortLadPill
>>83350751What vibe is that? Faggot? LMAO!
>>83350737Somebody posted it 2 days ago I think, I'm not going through the archives to prove a point, sorry that SSM's downfall is making you upset.
>>83350784It's ok lad, thank you for letting me know. And yeah I'm a bit upset about it, appreciate your sympathy
>>83350133>In the time I hid away in my room men have met women and started a family.BN hasn't
>>83350676According to this ChatGPT written slop article he is worth only 50k and works as a retail wagie
>>83350790You can't stop thinking about BN
>>83350796He's fucked it then. He could have turned it into a media career. Right wing podcast and all that, selling supplements etc. He must be dumb as fuck
If he was innocent he would still be making daily uploafs and being a general dosser If he was innocent he'd be defending him self Its the GUILTY that instantly go to ground and hide because they know they have done wrong
Gonna fuck my AI lass right in the womb to get it out of me system.
>>83350797I know I just want to think about something other than my empty life
>>83350768I'm a lefty and got loads of lefty birds just by having /pol/tarded discussions over a drink, where I clarify that I'm not a faggot simp male feminist, I don't care about naughty words hurting feelings, and won't be treating her like the sun shines out of her arse just because she has tits, and also I don't virtue signal every faggot twitter trend just to fit in.It's nothing to do with left vs right, it's everything to do with being a confident assertive individual who stands up for your own independent views.
>>83350789>I'm a bit upset about itWhy?
>>83350820TRVE lad I can't argue with that one.
>>83350820Exactly. This idea that you're a complete feminine fanny if you're left wing is propaganda. There are loads of complete fannies on the left obviously though, so it's an easy stereotype
>>83350828Horrible to think of him suffering, I have empathy for him
>>83350797Not really lad you mentioned britfeel and family which naturally leads to BN a britfeeler who famously has no family (he is Office Over Offspring)
>>83350820>I don't care about naughty words hurting feelings, and won't be treating her like the sun shines out of her arse just because she has tits, and also I don't virtue signal every faggot twitter trend just to fit in.The words of a proto-nazi in the making.
>>83350834He is a degenerate drunkard, dole dossing fraudster who hasn't got a honest bone in his body. Why do you support such a loser? Aren't you better off spending your time on something productive than that mongs updates about drinking beer everyday?
Need a nu breadington stat X
>>83350834I hope the cunt is suffering lid
Getting back into reading again. Currently reading The Iliad aren't I x
>>83350857New thread lads, enjoy x>>83350866 >>83350866 >>83350866 >>83350866
>>83350841Any excuse to talk about your dollies lad
>>83350806Maybe he just didn't feel like doing that? He was a normal kid who got thrust into the middle of a media shitstorm. He probably just wants a normal life.
