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Charity shop edition
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Any lads here big readers? Looking for some book recommendations. Reading the Iliad atm
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>>83350852
>>83350861
C'mon lads have a bit of humanity. No one deserves heartbreak
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>>83350886
I have ADHD I do not have the attention span to read a book sorry. The last book I read I was forced to read which was of mice and men in year 10.
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Got no life beyond the screen in front of me. All day everyday. Grim.
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cummy wummy cummy wummy cummy wummy
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>>83350888
Everybody has turned in him because of the Marie Healy stuff. There more apparently.
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Trannys are so pitiful all they have in them is hate, hate for women and children.
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>>83350895
That stuff is old news. Mark made a big error of judgement, not going to defend it, it was wrong.
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What do you lads think of trans men?
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My life isn't worth living. I have nothing to talk about other than what I read or watch online.
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I have dedicated the best years of my life to lying on message boards.
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>>83350888
What are you talking about? Obviously there are people in the world who deserve bad things happening to them. If Mark isn't one of them then fuck me I don't know who is.
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My bravery and achievements are all made up. The screen in front of me is my protection from the real world.
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Shall be resting up now me X
Verily
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>>83350866
this has new long term op image potential
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>>83350911
I don't see it as my place to be the judge and jury lad. It's not up to me to decide who "deserves bad things to happen to them." I've made mistakes and so have you. Who are we to judge?
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>>83350933
Wow is that real?
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The biggest tragedy of the modern world is that Michael Crichton died before twitter was a thing. He would be the best shitposter out there.
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Cooking a steak later. Never done it before, so I'm a bit nervous.
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>>83350902
Like putting lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig only it looks a little bit better. It's literally impossible to change your gender it's in your bones, in your teeth, in your hair, in your blood, in your hands. You aren't fooling anyone.
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>>83350866
Aren't you fags supposed to be gone already? Your government said no more, you will watch Muslims rape your children and nothing else
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muslamic law
get em out of are country x
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>>83350946
You want any tips or have you got it?
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>>83350957
Them muslamic ray guns n all
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>>83350886
I am large reader lid, busy at the moment with a qualification thing so have mostly been going for easy audiobooks, but here are a few recommendations for good books I have enjoyed this year

Adrian Tchaikovsky - children of time
Robert Anton Wilson - the earth will shake (although if you're going to read him recommend you start with illuminatus trilogy)
Ursula k le Guin - the dispossessed
Claire North - the pursuit of William abbey
Flann O'Brien - the third policeman
Edwin Abbott - flatland: a romance of many dimensions
China mieville - Perdido street station
Stephen king - 11/22/63
Neal Stephenson - the diamond age
Joe Hill - NOS4R2


All are more or less enjoyable but I finished them all and thought they were worth the time. Although really at this time of year you should be cracking open dickenseses a Christmas carol, it is unironically an excellent horror story.
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>>83350954
Fuck off yank go to Walmart and pay $20 for 6 eggs you little mong spastic
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>>83350902
Not arsed personally

Have yer peengina and be proud i say
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Don't quebladge my vlimtrox
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Feeling my life wasting away sat here all day. BN is sprogless though.
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Listening to the Red Scare podcast
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A tenner is a tenner, i want me tenner
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Riff resorting to uploafing 'classic' SSM videos.
Twolls shot themselves in the foot driving SSM off YouTube.
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>>83350983
In your world, BN has become a transcendent authority who now governs your reality
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>>83350998
How long before you start pretending he posts here so you can bully him in the name of seasideARMY again, you pathetic twat
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>>83350998
Riffmong crying his eyes out at the thought of having to get a real job due to the fact his main lolcow has disappeared and no longer making videos. He's like a little cheerleader for the dole mongs.
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>>83350998
Wonder why RiffRatz doesn't focus on Mak
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q2EwrWnkj1w
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>>83350998
Riffspastic removed my comment criticising SSM LOL
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Does anyone have the video of SSM digging through his literal shit that's on some newspapers? The video has been taken off of Youtube.
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>>83350991
Taking money for blowjobs again?
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>>83351017
I don't have a reality. My world is whatever is helps me get through each day. 4chan and YouTube.
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SSM is like a father figure to me.

Just want him back.
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>>83351040
Did he molest you in the cupboard like he was?
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>>83351047
What an unhinged comment.

Give your head a wobble lad.
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Trannys like to abuse people any way they can, especially online where they can pretend to not be a tranny and puke out their evil behind yet another false mask, what is wrong in their heads??
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Imagine you and your three children getting burned alive because of your sister's dating choices. Grim stuff.
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>>83351063
What other things do you imagine so you can get upset at something that never happened to you?
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That little tranny lad tried to groom wops! fuckin ell! Not having that. Not on my watch.
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>>83351063
Wonky eyes like Sloth lol
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>>83351072
I like to pretend online too lad. We're both winning.
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>>83351072
What's the latest happenings at B towers mate?
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>>83351063
just british things
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>>83351069
Strange to rush to Mr Ali's defence like that, but you do you buddy.
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>>83350969
What are you gonna do, Nigel? Finger wag like you did in WW2 until you beg us for help again?
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>>83351063
that look like shippy xD
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Did shippy died?
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>>83351085
You never answered my question lad, what else have you fond on the internet that upset you so much you come running to britfeel wanting us to imagine if the thing that didn't happen to you happened to us?
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>>83351099
Hope Sharaz sees this, he'll be touched :)
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Lads been watching retro Keith's videos and he has a tranny flag and a lesbian pride flag in the background. So technically he's still attracted to women but with the extra steps of taking estrogen and wearing a wig? Whats the fucking point in that then?
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>>83351098
He died in his van on minimum wage. And BN is sprogless.
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Dreamt I was shagging Ali Bastian last night, what a lovely dream. Wish I could replay that every night.
Not sure why my subconscious chose her when I've not seen her since Hollyoaks about 20 years ago but a fine choice.
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Wonder how many items SSM has now
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Testjannyisatranny
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>>83351113
Will knowing make your life better?
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https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=6709fd62543be

Wanked earlier. This is what I came to.
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>>83351116
None I bet he's spaffed his dead dad's money and pickled his brain in alcohol due to Helen dumping him and the Marie Healy stuff.
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>>83351116
He's got more items than BN has sprogs.
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>>83351113
What gaming and gooning does to a mf
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>>83351122
Just seems stupid why bother with the tranny stuff if you are still attracted to women?
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>>83351126
If you had mates would you have group wank sessions together. You could compliment each others genitals and encourage each other to cum.
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>>83351138
No thats way too gay.
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>>83351135
So if you knew the answer what would you do with that information?
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>>83351063
Looks like HHL that.
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>>83351063
Looks like Baldrew that.
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>>83351116
SSM got into rent arrears and was forced to sell all his items. It sad and not rite.
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>>83351063
Looks like crossy that
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>>83351063
Looks like Moni that.
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>>83351063
Looks like DVDlad that
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>>83351063
Looks like DManonce that.
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>>83351063
Looks like Footnonce that.
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>>83351063
Looks like MB that.
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>>83351154
>Liverpool jumper
>Not in Liverpool
Why are footballcels like this?
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>>83351063
Looks like ruthmong that.
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The SSA must stand strong
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>>83351138
I ask my mates all the time if they're up for this and they never are, sadly
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>>83351179
SSM supports about 5 different teams
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>>83351063
Looks like Arbs that.
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Might stop gooning to BBC.
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>>83351063
Looks like Titlad that.
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>>83351181
SeasideNONCE club, here mark teaches fellow pedos how to groom mentally ill women for sex.
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Might start gooning to BBC.
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>>83351184
But why would he do that? What does he do if two of those team play each other?
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>>83351186
Looks like Shippy that does.
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Might start gooning to BWC.
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>>83351186
Looks like HHL that does.
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>>83351200
I was Marie that bullied SSM actually.
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>>83351063
Looks like Sharaz Ali that.
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>>83351200
T. wrongunedward
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>>83351186
Looks like Moni that does.
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>>83351186
Looks like ruthmong that does.
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>>83351221
In what way does it?
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I want to be the girl in the BBC porn. Wish I wasn't born a man. It not right.
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>>83351223
Looks like shippy that
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>>83351227
That's a nice BBC
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Lets make believe that Marie is Marks sister. Dirty incest nonce. What do you think lads?
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>>83351200
Mentally ill of age (mid 20s) women you mean? Why would "pedos" be into that?
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>>83351230
Yes. It's Mandingos scene with Abigaile Johnson. A BBC classic.
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>>83351231
Corr thats a nice little /deepfeel/
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Lets make believe that Marie is Marks daughter. Dirty incest nonce. What do you think lads?
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decent edish, this.

>>83350967
maybe it's because i'm not a big reader any more but i remember trying
>China mieville - Perdido street station
and just something about the waffly prose made me wonder "how did this get published?"

then again i flicked through an old Vonnegut the other day, has that stream-of-consciousness style but i was quite the fan as a teenager
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>>83351238
It's very possible. SSM used to creampie women in Scotland in the 90s and 00s. He said so himself.
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Lets make believe that Marie is cloned from Marks DNA and engineered to be female. Dirty incest nonce. What do you think lads?
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Feeling a lot better now I'm playing pretend online. Please join in.
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Remember when I said I had 12 sprogs. I'm off my head on the internet I am.
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>>83351250
same. i admire your commitment to this gimmick, it gives me hope i could also be a top poster some day.
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Spent about an hour and a half shitposting going for a NEET nap now, hold the fort down for when I get back lads.
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>>83351262
hold the fort down? as opposed to just holding it, defensively?
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>>83351236
Mad to think Mandingo is 50 now.
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Might start DE LID LAD LOD spamming soon after all.. Why not?
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>>83351261
Any ideas for who's sex life I can pretend about?
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I only wank to loli and shota
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>>83351269
I only do that if I'm not getting the attention I want in the thread. Or no one is take the same bait I post everyday.
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>>83351240
I did several times think he was being a self important wanker, got pissed off because he uses a lot of big rare words and then also dots in a lot of made up words, and I'm trying to make sense of the sentence and looking up words that he invented. Got on my nerves. I enjoyed it, but not enough to check out either of the other two in the series, I may do at some point but that whole 'new weird' thing isn't up my alley. Didnt really enjoy the Jeff vandermeer books either and they're supposed to be peers.

Vonnegut though, did like him, read all his stuff in my teens and early 20s. Probably time I gave him a revisit. There are just ever so many books out there.
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>>83351271
i propose you weave a whole backstory for Riffratz and/or Seasidewrongun (same person?) about how jealousy and a lack of sex led to their obsession.
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>>83351274
what is shota lad.
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I am so lonely and miserable and sad
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>>83351274
those are illegal wanks!!
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>>83351278

>same person?
Riffratz AKA Seasidewrongun AKA The Exposed Fella
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>>83351278
I've currently got a few draughts on ASMR lasses and BN. I do them between posts.
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>>83350886
What genres you want recommendations for de lid?
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Doing a watch ^'^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqv4r2cHk-s
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Been slow on the threads today. Got most of a Escortlad post ready for you delights a bit later. You'll howl.
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>>83351277
>new weird
oh aye that was the term. had a mate who was into it all and it sounded good, but i just like stories, me. the world of New Crobuzon sounds fascinating and maybe there's a great plot in there, but i just can't get past the writing (see also: Neuromancer).

i am convinced everyone either has the "i like David Lynch" gene, or they do not. I do not.
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Might drink some wine tonight, Wednesday wine. That's what they call it.
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>>83351300
Nathan
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BN was low iq enough to fall for this
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Wot no SSM
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>>83351308
Don't deadname are lass
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>>83351306
>Might drink some wine tonight
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>>83351315
I enjoyed SSM's Italian night live
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>>83351309
BN's wife is Jewish lol
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FFS I think I deleted the draught of me meeting BN and talking about his pink quiff and lack of sprogs. It was dead funny.
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>>83351317
She's an unrepentant jewish athiest too
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>>83351315
he's gone let it go
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>>83351317
Cool it with the observational remarks.
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>BN's wife
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>>83351323
SSM is just taking a break from YouTube lad.

He will be back.
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>>83351297
thread's dead now, but i asked about this on /tv/ recently
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/216206616/#216207444
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>>83351306
seasideMARK drinks ale too.
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>>83351327
Yeah lad, he needs time off from sitting around doing fuck all kek
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>>83351327
Twolls torched SSM's flat. Some lad posted the article yesterday
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>>83351309
BN looks at this and thinks yeah I'm the cool guy relaxing on the beach. Everyone is impressed. I must stop breeding and buy product immediately.
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>>83351327
jeezuz, move on
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>>83351306
seasideMARK drinks cider too.
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I'm pouring one out for the creampie king SSM, this ones for you big man!
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>>83351340
Innit. It's not as if he's even that funny
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When did google get this chuddy? I thought their woke AI would filter things like this out.
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>>83351306
seasideMARK drinks Guinness too.
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>>83351340
No. I will never abandon my hero SSM. He needs the Seaside Army more than ever right now. It dark times at SSM towers.
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>>83351326
>>83351336
Haha fucks sake lads. Rent free
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I have it all. I don't need children. The magazine said so x
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>>83351353
based. ssa stick together during these dark times
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>>83351309
BN looks at this and thinks yeah I'm the cool. This is me.
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>>83351355
alri britnormie lid
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>check front door
>no parcel
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>>83351309
BN looks at this and thinks yeah I'm the cool. This is me. My life is perfect without sprogs.
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BN why don't you want kids again?
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kids saying bro makes me angry
im old
get off my lawn
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>>83351362
Post is going to suffer until the middle of January lad

The Christmas temps do more harm that good at times,
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>>83351360
>>83351365
Pretty much yeah, reminds me of me and my wife. Relaxed and happy.
>>83351361
Alright lad?
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>>83351362
What drugs did you buy
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>>83351309
BN looks at this and thinks yeah I'm the cool. This is me. Why would I want anything else.
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BN are you happy with your life? Genuine question
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corrr BrentWood is here again

reminds me of the time the Queen visited my primary school
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What is BN's total wealth?
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>>83351309
BN looks at this and thinks yeah I'm cool. But my nipples are better.
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>>83351378
about tree fiddy id guess
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>>83351373
Yes mate I'm glad to say I am, and the mad thing is that I get happier ever year, which is something I never really expected about getting older
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>>83351309
BN looks at this and thinks yeah I'm cool. This is me. But those shades are gay and aids.
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>>83351368
oh aye i forgot about Christmas. suspect my parcel is on its way, may even be downstairs.

not saying what it is or isn't, but i'm down to my last two tramadols. a horrible day ahead.
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Nothing but a bunch of retarded mongs in here. Glad ofcom is shutting it down.
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>>83351378
BN is actually heavily in debt
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>>83351309
BN looks at this and thinks yeah I'm cool. This is me. But never green shorts.
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>>83351392
>Nothing but a bunch of retarded mongs
what else is britain
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>>83351393
Those African sperm samples for his wife to get pregnant by aren't cheap.
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>>83351309
BN looks at this and thinks yeah I'm cool. This is me. But I have more belly button fluff.
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>women would rather get paid to kiss, suck, fuck blak men and even tongue their assholes, than even slightly glance in my direction
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spam mong on a mad one. will come back later x
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BN are you happy with how long milk last? Genuine question
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>>83351367
yoof slang was always going to change. i thought it was annoying at first, as if it was some betrayal of local culture hearing Geordie lads randomly saying "howay bro".

but my trick is to think of it as some 80s/cartoon vision of cool. the sort of thing Sonic the Hedgehog would say. THEN it becomes amusing, so it does.
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>>83351407
>will come back later
bring mor cat pictures
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>>83351407
im not spamming, my posts are so far apart
words lose all meaning with people like you
suck a black dick and choke on it
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BN are you happy with the cost of your weekly shop? Genuine question
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>>83351388
Once you officially take the pledge to go Office Over Offspring only get better lad. You free up so much space to buy product and consume product. x
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>>83351305
I like tamer David lynch, thought original run was bretty good but had to admit I didn't 'get' the return, which I'm ok with. Some people need a narrative to enjoy themselves. Don't think I've seen any of his movies other than fire walk with me and dune, both of which I found to be good but not great.
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>>83351407
I will still be here. and BN will still be sprogless
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>>83351407
That cat is prettier that most humans waow
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BN are you happy with the current exchange rate? Genuine question
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45 year old man doing clappy hands when he buys a new toy for his childless home. Grim soi male.
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>>83351410
i know there is always new slang but what bothers me is how American it is. i get the feeling this is just the start of the Americanisation of britain
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BN are you happy with answering genuine questions? Genuine question
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>>83351407
these posts break my heart because you just know it's a good poster.

trolls/skiddies, do you have no soul?
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There is an idea of a BN; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
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BN are you happy with answering silly questions? Genuine question
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BN are you happy with answering the same silly questions? Genuine question
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>>83351441
>maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable
I can't even imagine BN's high-status sprogless lifestyle.
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Submit white boys

Pledge allegiance to the BLM
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Anyone remember BN biscuits, corr they were lush
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Loneliness setting in. Who can I talk about now?
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>>83351431
i could even accept America being cool in a general pop culture way. i mean that's fine, other countries are available, some young'uns will get into Japanese cartoons or Scandinavian metal.

but when it actually propagates in language, it needs to be stopped. i'm sure it's happened to every generation to some degree. but when someone says "milquetoast" it feels like a forced meme rather than organic change.
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Why did bn corpomaxx if he never wanted a family? Just to feel important? That is weird and psychotic desu
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>>83351441
>maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable
I can't even imagine BN's cold gaze and sprogless lifestyle.
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>>83351465
You obviously aren't part of the Less Procreation More Corporation Nation. I can tell from your lack of cool guy sunglasses.
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>>83351441
>maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable
I can't even imagine BN's handshake and sprogless lifestyle.
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>>83351441
>maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable
I can't even imagine BN's flesh gripping mine and his sprogless lifestyle.
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Why did bn corpomaxx if he never wanted a sprogs? Just to feel important? That is weird and psychotic desu
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Why did bn corpomaxx if he never wanted kids? Just to feel important? That is weird and psychotic desu
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"hiya mall store, can i like, grab a soda and a latte (milk) with skim milk, to go?"

American lurkers, you need to understand: this is actually what you sound like
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Come back and talk about BNs lack of sprogs lads. Don't leave me here all alone.
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I've got more BN sprogless posts to make. Come back lads.
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>hiya mall store, can i like, grab a soda and a latte with skim milk, to go?
I say this
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>>83351516
Go out and procreate Ponce.
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>>83351493
Yeah pretty much. In his mind it's being "dynamic and hard working" which means putting everything into making profit for corporations. I'm just a really driven energetic creative guy which means I have to make rich companies richer. Not going to bother being a scientist or making open source software or like doing anything at all that actually benefits the human species to make up for not procreating. I'll just be a corpo slave collect toys and die childless. A completely selfish and pointless life from start to finish.
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Laughing at my own posts before I even make them. I'm off my head lol
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>>83351415
Nah, that's not really what I'm all about. I'm pretty minimalist to be honest.
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Imo unless you have creampied a woman with the intent of impregnating her you are still basically a virgin.
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>>83351493
Yeah pretty much. In his mind it's being "dynamic and hard working" which means putting everything into making profit for corporations. I'm just a really driven energetic creative guy which means I have to make rich companies richer. Not going to bother being a scientist or making open source software or like doing anything at all that actually benefits the human species to make up for not procreating. I'll just be a corpo slave collect toys and die sprogless. A completely selfish and pointless life from start to finish.
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>>83351528
Haha what a savage
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>being a scientist or making open source software
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>>83351540
It's just a fact lad. I knew a lot of similar people at uni. Always doing International Relations and doss shit like that. Intelligent and competent in the very specific way that suits capitalism but totally soulless.
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>>83351535
>the intent of impregnating her
This is cope. You're a virgin unless you've successfully impregnated a woman and it's her first child. BN is a virgin.
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What are the benefits of being trans
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>>83351549
What were you doing at university when you could've been reproducing?
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>>83351557
you get boobs to play with so you dont have to keep asking IRL girls if you can play with theirs
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>>83351565
I was studying to be a midwife
xD
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>>83351542
I should have contributed to a Linux calendar app. Then my life would have been meaningful. Damn it
>>83351549
Where'd you go to uni?
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>>83351557
i dunno, victimhood? and personally i am quite a weak and insignificant male, but i reckon i'd be king of the ladies.
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>>83351530
same. was laughin at my /tv/ post about books. tbqh i didn't deserve all those (You)s, when frankly my far superior post was the reply
>what do i ask for? if i go in with a photo of a book, will they know what i want?
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losing a lot of respect for BritNormie. thought he was 'one of the lads' but he's some university-educated bloke into computers?
probably has a full head of curly hair and a double-barrelled surname.
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>>83351569
THIS ISN'T FUCKING FAIR
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43 and childless. Kin hell
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>Added trans flag colour scheme and built-in HRT reminders for kalendar and BLM statement in README.md
Ah finally, humanity will benefit.
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>>83351601
Not into computers. I do have a full head of curly hair. No double-barelled surname though
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Wendys chips are the best chips
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>no unc jammer in 3 weeks
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>>83351609
all right, respect regained. 1 out of 3 is good in my book.
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On the jars now, it piss up wednesday oh aye it piss up wednesday
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>>83351610
i told you yesterday they're called chips because you're chipping potatoes. crisps are called crisps because they're crispy.

we do have a lot of silly terms in British English. some of the more 'baby' ones i could even see a genuine case for e.g. pacifier > dummy. but not chips.
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It hump day x
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ohhh didn't realise it was Wednesday.

there goes my chance of afternoon post, then ( ._.)
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how long before wops files a police report against ruthmong for his stalking behaviour?
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>>83351646
you working hard or hardly working, me lad?
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I once tripfagged here as "saint normalfag" to try and give other neets advice because I had just got a job and lost my virginity. That was 13 years ago. I have learned much about normalhood. And one thing I have learned is that if you are still visiting 4chan, you ain't it.

Off to the shop for some spicy doritos anyway. Be good boys while master is out or it's no cummies tonight.
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>>83351651
Subscribing to a YouTuber and discussing her content online isn't stalking. Mong.
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>>83351646
Come hump me then you coward
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>>83351658
Dating a girl in her mid 20s isn't noncing. Mong.
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>>83351651
Ruthmong has some dangerous ideas. you just know that secret, in private, behind closed doors, he's running a Linux desktop.
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>>83351641
Nothing prompted that, lid.

Really awkward, actually.
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>>83351656
>Be good boys while master is out or it's no cummies tonight.

thank you for the advice, St Normalfag.
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>>83351668
i'll admit, i've made a right spectacle of myself. a hash*, if you will.
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Alright the saints gone lads, let's raise the fuckin roof

>Wello, one warge wizza, one worange wanta, one wookie wough
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>>83351671
Fuck sake, dunno what I would ever do without my precious cummies :C
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>>83351656
I just adopted the name "BritNormie" because I thought it would wind up some catamites good and proper. Was just supposed to be for one thread but it wound them up so much I kept it up
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It bump day x
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>>83351690
Haha epic twoll mate #childfreeandproud xd
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It's dogging Wednesday, get in!
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*goes to the dictionary*
https://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/definition/english/catamite

oh my word
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>>83351699
Looks like I've wound you up good and proper, you catamite lol
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About to pick up my sprog from day care. He gets so happy when he sees me. BN will never experience this sadly.
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>>83351715
>day care

are you going to pick up some sodas from the mall on the way home?
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>>83351715
True. I've experienced many things you are unlikely to though. That's how life goes. I wish you and your sprog the best
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>>83351710
>Catamite
>historically referred to a pubescent boy in an intimate, pederastic relationship with an older man in ancient Greece/Rome, often affectionate but also used insultingly for effeminate men. The term comes from Ganymede, the mythical Trojan prince abducted by Zeus to be his cupbearer and lover, symbolizing a beautiful youth in such roles, though it's now largely archaic and carries outdated/offensive connotations.

Yew fukken wat m8
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>>83351708
*clicks on your link rather than googling myself*

Sacre bleu
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>>83351575
>Where'd you go to uni?
Nta but have noticed people like yourself have two reactions to any criticism
1 Rent free XD riled up wound up XD I twoll XD
2 Hide and deflect
Anything I'm missing? Those are your "big two" imo. Guessing you're like this in person too
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>>83351738
What's the criticism mate?
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>>83351738
they really stretched that out to make it spell something didnt they
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>>83351728
>I've experienced many things you are unlikely to though
Nothing anybody would trade their sprog for. You would throw your mother down a well for latest product.
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>>83351738
he's a classic narcissist, lad. i don't take any joy in it, but his inner life must be absolute turmoil.
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Lads I could really go for a three hole ebony mare to worship my BWC right about now. Fuck sake why aren't gfs being provided by the government at this point? Seriously, this shit affects my life way more than making sure people with ADHD get extra money for winter heating, but that gets handled and my thing doesn't. Fuck the lot.
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>>83351741
I don't think even HE knows.
Quite the enigmatic jab to be quiet honest, the lad could be a secret savaunt.
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>>83351745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r1UiNZ3G4Y
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>>83351747
Lol definitely not. You don't know me at all. I'm not really a latest product kind of guy.
>>83351750
Quite the opposite. I was in turmoil in my 20s for sure, but I've got a lot of peace in my life now, which I really value
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>the meaningless grind
>the childless life
>with the jewish wife
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>>83351760
>wrong background for red board

Rank, that.
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>>83351752
I mean the criticism seems to be mostly just stuff he's imagined. There's a kind of BN strawman he's constructed who has little resemblance to me.
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>>83351750
>The Narcissist's Prayer
Funny how this is also the leftist's playbook for responding to things like rape gangs.
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>>83351759
Lad your entire life has revolved around selling or buying latest product for decades. You can't just pretend you're a high art guy now at 50.
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>>83351728
Tell us about some of these experiences, BN.
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>Lads I could really go for a three hole ebony mare to worship my BWC right about now. Fuck sake why aren't gfs being provided by the government at this point? SeriousIy, this shit affects my life way more than making sure people with ADHD get extra money for winter heating, but that gets handled and my thing doesn't. Fuck the lot.
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>Yeah I worked at Shell for 20 years ExxonMobil for another 10 now I'm self employed at home I'm more of a just stop oil pocahontas kind of guy
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>>83351772
Oh I've sold a lot of products for sure but in terms of what I buy, it's not really a lot. I'm a kind of buy quality and use for as long as possible kind of guy. You're imagining me as some kind of trainer collecting redditor and it's not me at all.
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>>83351784
>I'm just not a very oil person, stop pressuring me!
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>>83351787
>Oh I've sold a lot of products for sure
Cringe
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>>83351779
I'm not here to brag mate
>>83351784
I've never worked in the oil industry lol
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765383580895951.webm
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>>83351771
i am a leftist i supposed, and when rape gangs happen it's bad.
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>>83351779
Went on my holidays xD shagged woman xD VIP club in London xD freemason stripper Lodge xD wow my life is like james bond are you impressed xD (age: 43 children: zero)
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>>83351793
quite good, that.

>they will never be...

missed opportunity.
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>>83351800
>freemason stripper Lodge

Haha I enjoyed that
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You ever fail a captcha and think hey maybe I am a computer?
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If you've never had sex leading to a pregnancy carried to birth you are still a virgin. Simple as.
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BTW the reason I know I've got under your skin is because you keep exaggerating my age. If you wanted to do a sober critique like you're pretending, you'd just use my real age which is already fairly old for 4chan. But because I've done you, you keep pretending I'm older than I am. It's very funny
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>>83351812
Not good this bn. You've just cracked. You were doing ok until now.
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>>83351810
Yes I agree mate.
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mate A is on some anti-woke kick. i generally agree with her, i just wish ALL OF THIS was behind us. something we both very much agree on is that we were correct in the 2000s.
>racism is bad. being gay is fine now.
yeah, sure. felt like we were actually past all that, it's all sorted innit
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>>83351812
>you keep exaggerating my age
Yes, the point is that your age is irrelevant, whether you're 38 or 47 or 98 you will still be childless. Thought you're a smart guy?
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>>83351809
are we human
or
are we dancer?
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>>83351771
Again, not an issue of left vs right; in the case of the muslamic rayguns, it was purely middle class condescending over working class.

We have no left in this country. If we ever had a proper leftist government they'd be throwing muslims in gulags. Lenin would been called an alt-right chud by today's standards, that's how cucked and retarded political discourse is.
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>>83351830
Ahh I see, lol
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>>83351812
Keeps going up. You'll be 50 tomorrow
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>>83351831
THE SPINE IS SHYTLE

MY BANDS A CHODE
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>>83351822
>yeah, sure. felt like we were actually past all that, it's all sorted innit

you only have to ask yourself- Why would They want us to fight amongst ourselves, instead of being friends?
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>>83351839
I was 60 the other day. I should collect a dossier on the strawman BN. He's a pensioner who always wants the latest products.
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>>83351805
I thought i'd share it with the good lads here.
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>>83351792
>I'm not here to brag mate
Why even bring up these supposed amazing experiences then?
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>>83351831
Fucking hate that song, lyrics don't make a god damn bit of sense. Same era when he thought he could rhyme bones with bones in a popular song, just a pathetic amount of effort really. Just play mr brightside again you cunt it's all you're good for.
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>>83351859
I never said they were amazing lad, although that night at the freemason stripper lodge was pretty spectacular
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>>83351843
fuck knows. my main concerns are 1. my mate getting worked up about it and 2. the youths who sincerely get into it all.

quite a depressing view of Britain if you feel like 'we haven't gone far enough' or 'there's still work to do'. equal rights for race and gender have been around for half a century now, and equal gay rights are in living memory for me. even if you're young and progressive/activism-inclined, how do you not look at the history and go 'great, that's a victory, then'?
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Just had two biscuits, considering having two more.
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>>83351794
>i am a leftist i supposed, and when rape gangs happen it's bad.
How many years did you spend saying they weren't real, and even if they were they weren't that many of them and even if they were all over the country the girls should shut their mouths for the good of #diversity? Did labour starting an enquiry give you permission to say they're bad?

>>83351833
Standard "no true leftist" cope script.
>purely middle class condescending over working class
Which is why people were excommunicated from the labour party for saying Pakistanis were doing it, and the Guardian refused to print the original breaking news because it mentioned Muslims? That's all just classism?
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>>83351883
Complete and utter lunatic
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>>83351883
This is the kind of story BN considers to be an exclusive experience that only he has had and nobody else in /britfeel/ even deserves to hear about.
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>>83351894
Well look mate I said I didn't want to brag, but have you ever had a McVities Gold Bar? I doubt it. It's a biscuit of the highest class.
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>>83351904
Posh twat
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>>83351883
Did it, fucking did it lads. That's four (4) biscuits consumed in a short time frame. Think I'll leave it there though, on account of having no more biscuits to hand.
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>>83351883
sorta biscuits you eating there lid?
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>>83351885
>How many years did you spend saying they weren't real, and even if they were they weren't that many of them and even if they were all over the country the girls should shut their mouths for the good of #diversity?

0 because i knew a social worker at the time who knew about one. and yeah there was 100% 'i don't want to look racist' nonsense from the police (park it, deal with it later). but equally it's complex and everyone working on it had to build up a case, so it wasn't as straightforward as NAME 'EM AND SHAME 'EM. people knew.

you have to build up intelligence, make some fucking horrendous decisions. it meant 18 people were convicted, instead of one or two while the others scarpered.
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Let's be realistic: BN would make a horrible father. It's a good thing that he is sprogfree.
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Fuck them tyrants up north so want me to slip up for a legal activity.
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>>83351917
Ones I pocketed from a work conference I was at in October, forgot they were in my drawer and what a happy surprise that was. They were technically out of date but you wouldn't know it to eat them, a delight. Preferred the cookies to the shortbread but would gladly have both types again.
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>>83351872
Read the question again. Because therein lies your answer.

Most people who are into activism, or people who get sucked in some incel rabbithole, whatever, they don't come up with it themselves. People aren't that intelligent, or that observant, they just parrot whatever their social group tells them is correct. They don't stop to think if it's true or not, and even if they do, they intuitively know that they better keep it to themselves or else their social group with ostracise them.

With that in mind, it has become incredibly easy to manipulate and pit groups of the population against one another. This means the population has less ability to unite and resist changes that would otherwise be recognised as detrimental.

(Even if you don't get it, try saying this to your mate, I'm trying to help you get in her knickers)
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>>83351883
Do it. It Wednesday x
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Last day of work tomorrow, after that im off until january, it lush 4x
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>>83351931
Nothing worse than a father that spends all day on 4chan instead of raising his sprog.
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>>83351939
Oh shit oh fuck I left highly sensitive work information visible in this picture. Please DO NOT read the text on the notepad and if you already have please forget it. I could get in BIG trouble for a GDPR leak.
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>>83351904
Wouldn't call you high class desu. Garish more like. Textbook new money like council estate mongs who win the lottery.
t. Born into wealth
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>>83351872
>even if you're young and progressive/activism-inclined, how do you not look at the history and go 'great, that's a victory, then'?
The logical conclusion is that equal rights isn't what they actually want. Take a look at what they're actually asking for. That's what they actually want.
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>>83351964
OMG you have a wonky E.
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>>83351885
>Which is why people were excommunicated from the labour party for saying Pakistanis were doing it, and the Guardian refused to print the original breaking news because it mentioned Muslims? That's all just classism?

Uh... Yes, lad. That's exactly why that is. The Guardian is run by the same middle class ponces as the Telegraph. The Labour party is run by determined zionists, in the pocket of global finance. There's no working class people at all in the positions of power; so they are not allowed to speak out.
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i miss mihai desu, remember that little fucker always making mental posts and doxxing himself, hope hes living his best life
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>>83351943
i get where you're coming from, lad. all these things are appealing in that "i know The Truth" conspiracy theory kind of way. and i do believe there's some genuine effort at division.

but mate A is quite a bright spark, she's gone from quite the woke young women herself to more conservative (at least socially). she's back in academia and my god the shite they're spinning.

ultimately the average Briton isn't that special and doesn't have the power to bring about some massive change. and i think that's fine, rather than miserable. better to raise a child to get on with others than grow up believing they're The Chosen One.
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>>83351973
Lad I was just writing important and relevant notes in a meeting, please don't judge my handwriting there was a lot of data flying about.
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>>83351964
too late.
>Wonderful White
reporting you for this. it's another Racial Awareness course for you, laddie.
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>>83351976
You're totally missing the point. Accepting that they're middle class, if the issue was classism why would their objection be admitting that Pakistanis were doing the rapes? If they'd said "we want you to shut your mouths because you're poor" "we won't report this because you're poor" you'd be right, but that's not what they did. They told them to shut their mouths for the good of diversity.
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>>83351979
everyone goes on about the whole "wot if we live in a simulation" thing, but if you told me mihai was in a lifelong coma living in the LSD-fuelled world in his head, that would be the GOOD ending.
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>>83351987
I can't have another one, I'm on my final warning for asking if I could have my coffee white with one instead of saying the racially sensitive and politically correct answer of "how I like my men, black" and then giving everyone a high five (no touching) and apologising to any women and minorities in the building (usually takes ten to fifteen minutes to find them all)
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>>83351979
He's in britfeel personality heaven now along with smirnoffbro and homelesschan
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>>83351980

Lasses are very soceptible to group think, that's why you have to consciously try and shine the light on it for them. You know how female psychology works, where the only thing they truly care about is *what other people think about them*, so they are very prone to falling into rabbit holes.

I know a lass who's similar, she's very intelligent, I have to admit more intelligent than me, but she's also one of those raging hypocritical TERFs, and she thinks covid was a hoax. She hates trannies but for her it's like the white woman's version of the great replacement conspiracy, proper cracked. She's at least always open to discussion though, she doesn't just immediately shut you down and call you names like the woke crowd do; and I think that's the truly important part.

When it comes down to it I suppose I don't care what someone thinks, as long as they can talk about it like a grown up and not a terminally online fucktard.
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>>83351969
spell it out for me lad, what do they want?

if there's genuine passion and a drive to bring about change motivating it, that's lovely. it's easy for me to talk sat on my arse doing nowt.

but surely there are plenty of direct, pragmatic problems facing Britain. never really see protests against the water companies or anything like that. it's private industry, it's capitalism in action, it's causing harm... it's what they SAY they're against.
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>>83352010
>she thinks covid was a hoax. She hates trannies but for her it's like the white woman's version of the great replacement
>she's very intelligent
Sounds like you should listen to her mate, sounds like she's got her head screwed on
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>>83351996
>They told them to shut their mouths for the good of diversity.
Yes. Exactly.

Now, all you to understand here is that "diversity" really means "lower wages", and that's why the middle and upper classes WANT diversity, and why they won't let the working class speak out against diversity.

They don't give a fuck about anything else. It's always just money.
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>>83352020
I agree with her hating trannies, what I object to is her reason for hating trannies. Feminist's reasons for hating trannies are hypocritical, they just hate seeing somebody else pull the same shit they do.
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>>83352010
>Lasses are very soceptible to group think
This is very true and also a very dangerous thing to ever acknowledge publicly. This is why there was a massive spike in anorexia around start of web 2.0, why there was a huge and transient spike of FtM transgenderism around COVID, as well as all the political derangement they have today. They're extremely vulnerable to social contagion.
From an evolutionary point of view women's survival would be best ensured by enthusiastically going along with the dominant social position.
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>>83352024
Unfortunately they carry the belief that their children will be protected by that money. Which is not the case. All it will take is a few daughters of politicians being raped by immigrants and immigration will stop.
Then we are left with how to expel 11million unwanted visitors.
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>>83352042
>Feminist's reasons for hating trannies are hypocritical
Not really. Feminists hate men, and TERFs hate trans women because they see them as men, who they hate. It's a consistent world view.
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>>83352010
>You know how female psychology works, where the only thing they truly care about is *what other people think about them*, so they are very prone to falling into rabbit holes.
would say she's the exception to the rule here, then.

mate A does sound similar to your friend because she has SOMETHING of a conspiracy theory streak in her. activism-wise she's been a vegan, supported transgender people, all that. but never particular political in the economic/useful sense.

but she's also smart as hell, and not afraid to speak her mind. she's basically Hermione Granger, just now we're both grown-up in our 30s and a bit tired of it all.

(for this reason among others i shall NOT be getting into her knickers. she deserves a nice husband or wife rather than a NEET addict. also, i just don't see her that way tbqh.)
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>>83352049
At least this is how we know "wokje" is truly a dead horse at this point. As soon as normie women get a whiff of the idea woke is no longer cool, and their groupthink drops it, woke is 100% dead.
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>>83352054
I don't think so. They're True Believers. Even rank and file Labour voters in the norf have been happy to continue voting for the party that covered up mass rape in their towns for decades even now everybody knows they did it.
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>>83352065
Half agree, half disagree. The part that really rustles their jimmies is that they see it as men cheating the system to gain access to the special privileges only women are supposed to get. Thereby tacitly admitting that feminism was never about fighting oppression, but ensuring advantage.
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>>83352080
Fair point, I was thinking more of southerners who are generally wealthier, not neccesarily labour voters but still pro immigration as long as it's not near them.
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I'm going to be a tranny just so I can take a shit next to a cute girl.
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>>83352080
They voted Tory once, and then BoJo went and had his lockdown coke party in No10, so those voters are never ever voting conservative again. It's like how the LibDems lost an entire generation of students in 2010.

I honestly think we are at a period in time where both conservative and labour migfht collapse, and we'll have a new wierd system of green/corbynana party vs reform/stormfront/whoever
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>>83352088
Yeah, that's a good point. You can see the same thought process if anyone bring up transracialism "n-no you can't do that and benefit from the DEI policies that I claim don't exist!"
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>>83352049
>This is why there was a massive spike in anorexia around start of web 2.0

quite grim, this. i know 'the internet is to blame!' is like some moral panic bullshit and it's led to all this Ofcom nonsense, but it's at least REFLECTIVE of what was going on. nobody had any issues complaining about models in magazines, but there was an identifiable trend of all the 'pro-ana' stuff as the web became more accessible. particularly when Tumblr took off.

>From an evolutionary point of view women's survival would be best ensured by enthusiastically going along with the dominant social position.

i think it's one of those cases where the extremes are more notable, though. from personal experience i've seen plenty of cases where masculine men are the ones sat around biting their lips for the sake of a group. but then it's a woman who pipes up with 'i'm sorry right, but...' and thank fuck.
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If you ever vote remember it will make no difference to your life. You'll still be incel, you'll still be poor, you'll still live with parents and you'll still never have a job.
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>>83352098
>pro immigration as long as it's not near them
That's the crux of the whole matter isn't it though. Remember how before brexit it was always that line about "I love polish tradesmen, they're cheaper and turn up on time and they don't speak english so I don't have to make awkward smalltalk!"

These worms just wish they could replace the actual working class with a servile slave caste who do as they are told and know their place and don't make them uncomfortable using vulgar words.
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>>83352106
>I honestly think we are at a period in time where both conservative and labour migfht collapse, and we'll have a new wierd system of green/corbynana party vs reform/stormfront/whoever
Quite possible. Labour's vanilla leftism isn't enough for a lot of people now, and they'll lose a big chunk of votes if they stop covering up rape gangs with a real enquiry - so they go to Green or Jezbollah.
If you want a centre right government like much of the country how could you possibly vote for the tories after their monumental failures? The closest you've got is Reform.
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>>83352121
Yes. I immediately think of robot help... and I cant but wonder if the UK is purposefully ignoring that whole market of personal utility robots to wedge open the door longer to allow more human 3rd world in before the public says "You know, we literally do not need immigration we have robot a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h, which can do specialised tasks"
And furthermore from Chabad recordings about destroying whites as a culture I see the synergy between the govt and external forces holding that door open as long as possible.
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>>83352067

How many cats does she own?
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>>83352146
The "economic rocket fuel" argument is already long dead and it hasn't stopped anything. That's how we've ended up with half of council housing in London being inhabited by migrants, many of who aren't economically active at all.
Pro mass migration advocates have already moved onto saying it's deserved collective punishment for whiteness/colonialism.
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Personally, not a single one of my ancestors was involved in the East India Company
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I started watching this youtube channel of this 30 year old female.
She covers like cults and killers and such, I thought I'd give it a go because I don't watch many female creators. Anyway she started off like pretty sane, but some videos she's just unhinged and blaming men for everything.

It's a weird one, I guess it reflects the incel society that exists on the male side. I don't know if she's married of has a fella.

It here

https://www.youtube.com/@letthefresherin
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>>83352194
Phwoah I'd like to Sydney her Sweeneys if you catch my drift.
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>>83352180
Is that a bad thing? My niece's father's family were over in india for a fair bit, around that time, and not indian.
Luckily on my family's side we've got Isaac Newton (obviously not a descendant of), so it kind of evens it out, methinks.
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>>83352199
I know exactly what you mean lad.
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The lads who ran the East India Trading company were just as Indian as Ghandi. They were legal migrants, after all.
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>>83352152
she's on 0 at the minute. i think she's more of a dog person. but also you know those low-level autistics who go
>a cat? what is the purpose of this? what function does it serve?
she's a bit like that.
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Shout out to our bus drivers. Keeping up the energy to dish out a good bit of racism can't be easy after a long day of driving but somebody's got to do it.
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Time to watch Zero Punctuation, lads. I'm going to keep calling it that like your dad still calls Snickers Marathon.
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You're miserable because you can't quit porn.
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>>83352241
>tfw uncle is a bus driver and was actually in the paper for shouting racist slurs and sambos when he was off work once night lel
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>went for a 1 hour nap earlier
>only just got up

Phwoooaar must have needed it. Garn get a maccies now.
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>>83352237
Okay well that's good, at least we're not talking about the same person. I know you said you don't want to shag her but I still might (haven't decided yet) and didn't want it to be weird between us if I did you know.
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>>83352241
>Black Country

Hope that plexiglass is strong against these animals.
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Its kinda mad, but in the 90s and I dont want to harp about previous decades too much, but suicides were way down in the 90s.
From the otherside it looks like it was a decade of calm just before everything started ramping up - we were all kinda cut off from one another, for example you didn't really know what France looked like unless you went there. Yet you had Pokemon encroaching this shared world wide phenomenon. Raves and the rainforest. Interesting times.
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>>83352241
As a person with a job that requires driving, it only makes you more racist the longer you do it

Pakis just couldn't drive sensibly if their lives depended on it
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>>83352242
don't play many games nowadays but i've watched this here and there.

i know in the grand scheme of the internet, 'angry/cynical British man' is one of those overdone cliches, but he's actually a witty writer. fuck knows how you keep that up after hundreds of these things.
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>>83352248
I stay in bed a lot more in the winter. My joints always hurt and knee pain often wakes me up several times. I feel like an old man in my thirties.
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>>83352246
Everyone jerks off the en atch ess but people like your uncle are the real heros.
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>>83352259
This ruined everything.
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You can't get a relationship because you're not attractive and women have many options available on online dating apps. You just can't compete.
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>>83352267
thanks lad thats very nice of you to say, hes ready for retiring soon so he should be able to devote himself full time to the old racism
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>>83352248
You need an autistic, loving girlfriend to make your beige slop.
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*informs the apus wophie kinsella has died*
sad really, the apuette loves wonfession of a shopoholic
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>>83352266

I think with me it's just because my sleep pattern is all over the place lately. I keep staying awake until about 4-5am most nights. Don't get any pains though.
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>>83352278
It was inevitable if it wasn't him it would've been microsoft.
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Life has peaked for you. This may well be the peak. You should be grateful to just sit and watch youtube all day. What have you got to be depressed about? You could be homeless. No woman owes you her vagina.
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please STOP informing me about the death of authors and playwrights.

stick to real celebrities like people who were on the telly. thank you.
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>>83352314
Maybe it's all the drugs and alcohol numbing the pain. I don't do that kind of stuff.
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>>83352319
or freak out in a moonage daydream baby
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>>83352278
>>83352318
touch screens USED to be those things office/school cafeterias would sometimes have.

i suppose phones were always going that way, touching a button is more intuitive than a mouse. but it's such a terrible way to input text. remember when phones had little keyboards, Blackberries and those Nokia ones? and that was ALREADY finicky.
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>>83352313
British roses will be sad today. That's the only way I know about that author.
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>>83352335
Can't imagine Ruthmong listening to music or understanding it at all really. He's a soulless mong person
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>>83352350
Yeah, blackberries for me at least came later then then the iPhone. When the iPhone was out, every kid in school was showing off the fish app. They had an iPod and Shuffles etc. Blackberries sort've became cool again up until I suppose quite recently 2016 maybe.
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>>83352067
>also, i just don't see her that way tbqh.)
>I totally COULD. I just don't WANT to.
Cope hahalol. She doesn't see you that way. That's why you're still creeping about in the friendzone calling her Hermione ffs while she disappears for weekends away with men who excite her.
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>>83352318
Or Google since Android was already in development. And touchscreen phones existed way before the iPhone, they just didn't have such a robust app ecosystem and were mostly targetted at rich finance bros.
But it's not the phones alone that ruined everything, it's social media. You can get a smartphone today and use it for basic stuff, chat apps and web browsing, but most normies prefer to use their devices to scroll brainrot.
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No you know what, she's like Ramona Flowers. Yeah. I could totally SLAY her but I don't feel like it. We have a good thing going on I don't want to ruin that and I'm not into her like that.
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>>83352318
It's just a lot more grim now. Can't go out without someone looking at their phone. No cute girl will ever ask me the time again. You have to be on social media if you're under 40 or you're a red flag. This didn't bring us closer...it only divided us.
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>>83352379
>>83352401

4chan is social media dont forget it laddo(s)
I havent learnt much in my life and this is tangentially if you'll stick with me... but it's important to avoid negative thoughts and spend more time happy - only because we have such a finite time here, dont spend it being upset.
I'm not saying that relates to you or how you feel, its just how I deal with this stuff, plus it almost christmas.

No child is born evil laddo.
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(You)s are harder to come by today even my Ruthmong persona is struggling now. Why aren't you lads howling and screaming. I just want a tiny bit more attention. Please.
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>>83352411
>No child is born evil laddo.
Did you know BN is child free.
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>>83352429
Don't pretend to be someone you're not mong.
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Charles Ngubu, scoring goals for Norf FC
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>>83352379
I don't own a phone or shoes. Did you know that?
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>>83352411
>4chan is social media dont forget it laddo(s)
It's very different to what normies would consider social media:
>No profile page. No place to post your vacation/relationship photos to make everyone envious of you.
>Anonimity. No real name required, no E-mail required, no expectation of you to add all your acquaintances as friends.
>No monetization. You can't get rich by posting videos of you doing dumb shit.
4chan is a lot healthier for you for these reasons alone but it also means normies are not interested in it, because ultimately they are bad people who want to brag to others and consoom slop.
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>>83352429
incels arent cool anymore lad, we need wagie stories, larp as a wagie with a slightly interesting but not obviously bullshit job, what about one of those lads who goes down sewers? tell us what god forsaken things youve seen down the sewers
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>>83352441
Can you prove I'm not Ruthlad?
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It's more of a sibling type of thing. She just gets me you know. It wouldn't be worth messing that up just to fucking SHAG her which I definitely could. I NEVER masturbate thinking about her. Tell you what, let's say we're both not married by 45, how about we make a pact to get married haha get the 'rents off our back eh haha shall we do that will you sign this contract saying you will do that? This notarised contract I found? Sister?
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My 24yo british rose loved kinsella but I've decided not to share her anymore. She is not deserving of this.
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>>83352248
Do you hope to have children one day? Or will you be forever childless classic BN style?
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>>83352439
BN is sound despite his provocations, he's not some evil mastermind, he is but he's also not, we all have our peccadilloes.

>>83352454
But it is susceptible to the same brain rot that is encouraged elsewhere, you're not anymore safe here then elsewhere.
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Should I go and buy 3 dragon soops or 3 newki browns????
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>>83352360
She looks underage to me.
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>Daddy, come play with me
>No, sorry son. Daddy is busy reminding BN he is 50 and childless
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>>83352484
I don't know what that is lad, explain
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>>83352439
Would BN's child be born evil?
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>>83352482
Maybe on the worst boards it's pretty bad but overall this place is a lot saner than the average normie's ChinaTok feed, that's for sure. If it were up to me, places like 4chan and Reddit and forums would all stay up, while everything run by a hostile country (Chinese) and Meta would be shut down. I mean how often do you hear about kids and teens addicted to 4chan? It's always the ChinaTok tool of the CCP and Instagram.
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I'll save the Escortlad post for the new thread lads I know you're eager but it's worth the wait. You'll crease your sides into orbit.
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>>83352500
Different types of unpleasant alcohol
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QRD on this Katie lass Wops is ranting about?
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>>83352454
What's weird is how people still kinda use 4chan in the same way though. You don't get any status or clout in the long term, because nobody will recognise you, but people still come here fishing for attention or to cause drama. I don't want to go into my usual oldfag "it was so much better when longcat was still a fresh meme" bullshit but the trolling back then was at least funny. The stupidity was amusing. Now it's just complete brain degrading offal.

I just don't understand what people get out of it. I can only assume they are that mentally ill and miserable in their lives that this really is their only outlet, and they are so broken as people that acting like a spacker is the only way they know how to engage.
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>>83352500
Dragon soop is 8% caffeinated alcohol drink and Newki Browns (newcastle brown ale) is like 4% but more tasty
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>>83352502
He'd never have one something something manchild, something something holidays, something something floor ceiling windows, something something material possessions.
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>>83352511
It's Ruthmong, he tracked Wops down and he/she is harassing Wops. xD
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>>83352517
Yeah but if he did have one would it be evil?
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>>83352505
Dunno I think 4chan has such a bad reputation and for good reason that it's not actively talked about in social circles. That's probably why you dont hear about teens, but you know and I know we have zoomie posters etc.

I classify a few things and you cant convince me otherwise:

X - Elons 4chan where he's the big boy
Reddit frontpage - Propaganda for weak people
Facebook - Normie central, havent been there in years
Instagram - For women
Snapchat - For teens and drug dealers
/pol/ - A place for scared americans to gather
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>>83352516
Uhh whatever is more important to you then I guess. Taste or getting pissed.
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In case you have not worked it out, Retro Katie is Ruthmong.
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>>83352378
>>83352386
i've flitted back and forth on this, but the solution to the whole When Harry Met Sally 'problem' is that of course men and women can be friends, you crazies.

honestly a mental way of seeing the world, would you willingly cut your social circle in half? even if it's someone you platonically get on really well with?
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>>83352485
She's 25 I think. She was in university a few years ago.
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>>83352515
29 Yous yesterday it only took 12 hours of riling you muppets up. I've got clout around here little lad.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83341917/#83344894
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>>83352522
Long haired trans trying to date wops I reckon.
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I think wops hates katie now because she tried it on with her. Deep down wops wants a biological female. She just pretends to support the lgbt cult.
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>>83352559
That's Ruthmong lad. There is a reason why he come across as a fat middle age lesbian.
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>>83352584
Ruthmong did mention having long hair a few years back
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does katie wear shoes?
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>>83352594
His/her HRT makes him/her very catty and critical of other women.
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>>83352581
maybe wops met up with katie under the pretence she was a biological female.
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>Tell you what, let's say we're both not married by 45, how about we make a pact to get married

holy shit this is genius, we're doing this
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>>83352596
Heard reports that Katie dos NOT wear shoes.
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katiemong
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>>83352530
Think you're actually pretty spot on with this. Explains why despite being very much normie I gravitate to places like this for my online bollocks chatting.
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Steak came out alright, I've only had steak once in my life so I don't know if it was 'good' or not. Came out rare I think. Might try it again at some point. Not good at cooking but it is fun.
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>>83352623
Looks a bit dry. Needs some bisto
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>>83352623
Why are you posting this lad. What the fuck has this got to do with BN not having a sprog or YouTubers lives? Fuck off with your normie posts.
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>>83352623
how does it taste, lad? that's all that matters :)
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>>83352629
nah, it's ketchup you want on steak.
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I shit a clown
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Necking that waccies now. Got that Grinch meal didn't I. Yeah, I got that Big Mac and them Grinch socks. Oh aye x
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>>83352658
Talking of clowns. BN doesn't have a sprog lol
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>>83352668
Got a nappy one. Getting a bag in. Spacker cord. Care home. Long neck lol
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>>83352668
> them Grinch socks.

did they have your size?
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>>83352668
Show us the socks lad I havent seen what this is yet are they adult sized?
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>>83352623

You had a shower and made dinner, who's a goood boy, you are, yes you are! Such a good boy!
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>>83352623
wagie meal
>>83352668
neet meal
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i have small hands, so sometimes i wear women's gloves. been getting away with this for years.
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>>83352690
The American slop vs The homemade steak.
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>>83352696
devious lad.
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>>83350886
DVDlad loves reading his VNs does he not?
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>>83352696
Trip on Poley XD
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>>83352690
the wagie won
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i don't like having my loyalty to my friends questioned. i am a Hufflepuff.
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>>83352653
Get tae fuck
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HHL will never experience fatherhood
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>>83352668
You was banned and posting off trip. Not a good look Sean
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>>83350886
Butcher's crossing is breddy good
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>>83352720
I'll hufflepuff you if you let me slytherin
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>>83352718
No right listen no listen right because errm the wagie has a job neets win again lol
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Any lads here big breeders?
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>>83352739
BN isn't he hasn't got a sprog. lol.
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I've got a steak confession to make. I'm 'vegetarian' and haven't eaten beef in many years but I still consider fillet steak to be my favourite food. Don't eat it, like animals, not on board with cruelty. Love the taste yum yum.

To de lad whomst cooked steak for the first time, looks bretty gud. Would enjoy the smell of.
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Wops is upset cause she dropped her knickers for Katie and Katie said "No thank you."
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>>83352739
I'm known to assault foid's wombs with my masaive and angry cock. I shove it past the cervix and scrape away.
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swear to god sick of you boring cunts and your breeding "fetish", it's literally the intended purpose of having sex, how vanilla can you get

Go develop a good watersports dominatrix CBT kink and get back to me you set of bloody wimps
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>>83352750
Heard the same thing on the Wopscord. Wops went and seen 'elen. 'elen single now because seasideMARK got done for being a nonce lol. Wops and 'elen lezzed it up together. lol.
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I don't miss SSM
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>>83352750
Katie obviously tried it on with Wops in London, freaking Wops out. Probably tried copping a feel of her big udders.
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I do miss SSM
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>>83352770
Have you tried imagining all the hilarious antics he's getting up to while he's not uploafing?
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Couldn't care less about SSM
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>>83352783
Have you tried imagining aII the hilarious antics he's getting up to while he's not uploafing?
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if i went around questioning your friendships you wouldn't be OK with that.
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>>83352793
He eats. He drinks. He buys. He sells. Quality content de lid de lad de lod.
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>>83352763
>infuriating that one sprog lad by having a contraception fetish

Phwooooarrr she's got quite the copper coil in her uterus hasn't she? Prevents impregnation with no hormonal side effects *rubs knees excitedly*
Corrrr have a go on that sponge, that's a rare 80s type of contraception, don't see much of those around these days due to increased chance of toxic shock syndrome *rubs boner surreptitiously*
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whats up moni? who did the big bad to you
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I've always wondered how people get these extreme fetishes.
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Post more. I've got a quality Escortlad post for the new thread. You'll scream.
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shant be reading any escortlad posts in the new thread
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>>83352594
>So Katie if you are reading this I'm filing a police report for your stalking behaviour it is wrong and you need sorting out.

She fucking calling her a stalker. That's what she posted on her youtube. She is trying to ruin an innocent person's life. Nasty, self-obsessed cow when not on camera. She expects a model tier girlfriend kek. Crazy bitch.
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tramadol just kicked in yo
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>>83352845
who even are these fat people, explain to me like im a child
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>>83352845
who even are these fat people, explain to me like i care
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>>83352845
fucking size of them tits though
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>>83352861
She was meant to do a London CeX video with her.

https://youtu.be/fSpmDgpR3Ak
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>>83352845
who even are these fat people, explain to me like i care as much as you do
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who even? are these fat people...? explain! (to me) like, i-i'm a child o__o
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>>83352668
Oh mate you should have got the double big tasty probably the nicest burger I've had from McDonald's and for once it makes you full from a meal.
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>>83352845
Why is she looking at her phone.
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New new fred thats new

>>83352875
>>83352875
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>>83352868
Would love a go but she's lesbian mostly.
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>>83352881
stop it, meanie
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>>83352845
What is she looking at on her phone.
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>>83352885
Braindead zoomer cunts do that. Pisses me off so much. Imagine meeting up with someone and they only look at their phone.
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>>83352898
Alexia butt pics.
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You're my hermione. You're my little witchy girl x hehe x platonically x good thing I definitely don't want to shag you whatsoever since you would be all over me if I wanted x
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Phwaor gotten up me X

Indeed yes
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>>83352845
Absolutely repulsive. And I'm not talking about wops.
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Don't worry lad after her next breakup you'll be there to pick up the pieces and then it'll all kick off for you x
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>>83352857
Happy for you lad, decided it's time for me to buy some more z drugzzzzzzzzz and probably knock the k on the head for a bit
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>>83352857
Itchy yet?



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