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Aah! Bisto edition
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Put the socks on for us then Sean
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a quality edish if i do say so.
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lad needed a bit of bisto on that steak
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Proper gravy that
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Only 12 hours of my time to farm 29 Yous out of you betas. A few nerves were touched.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83341917/#83344814
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worrying lack of seething at a steak not being rare enough.

i'll soon sort that. about to cremate the ever-living FUCK out of a chicken breast.
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BN sprogless wagie lol
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In the new thread I am. New thread, new me.
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Size of her rack. Corr.
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>>83352912
Didn't see the nu breadingtons in time did i now x
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>>83352911
Corr looks like you won the last thread de lid
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>>83352927
Spud bros...
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>>83352911
Is this your lifetime achievement?
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Why slow-roast meat or fowl with aromatics to produce a proper stock base for traditional thickened sauces?
Just use instant gravy granules.
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>>83352927
that SSM?
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5 ugly freaks arguing amongst themselves on the Internet for years
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>Your proposal, '29 Yous', has been submitted to the /britfeel/ Arbitration Committee for consideration as an officially-registered catchphrase. Please allow 3-5 working days for a response.
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>>83352939
You sound like a bitter wagie seething that I have time to play with lol
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>>83352929
Same mate. Done that a few times while posting here kek.
>>83352941
Willing to say 95% of people don't have time to make a meat stock from scratch with a slow roast. The gravy does taste a million times better though.
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>>83352927
that Shippy?
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>>83352927
Bet Katie noticed too.
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>>83352951
Ok, settle down spaz.
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>>83352927
that BN?
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>>83352941
look, Yanklass, look. we all get you're a wholesome all-American gal with your cookies and your neighbourhood kids mowing the snow and whatever else.

but people simply DO NOT roast enough meat to casually have all this delicious pan residue sitting around. making proper stock takes a full day. and i swear to god every other recipe suggest the 'cheeky' tip of using gravy granules over cornflour anyway (i mean, why not?)
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>>83352941
Do you have bisto in america yanklass? Cause once I've wifed you up and you move here we're a bisto household.
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>>83352963
Touched nerve again lol. Keep fuming wagie.
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>>83352962
Katie is a stalker.
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>>83352927
Looks like shippy that. x
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>>83352927
Looks like bn that. x
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Fucking kek if you lot want to farm (You)s just post an image of that tranny that is harassing wops atm.
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Heard on the SSMcord that SSM will be re-activating his YouTube tomorrow morning at 6am.
Daily uploafs will resume!
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>>83352927
Looks like footnonce that. x
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>>83352991
Katie is Ruthmong.
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>>83352927
Looks like crossy that. x
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>Government makes desperate offer for militant doctors to call off strikes amid 'superflu' surge - as NHS bosses warn it's 'now or never' to get kids jabbed to protect grandparents this Christmas


Get your jab NOW anons!
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>>83353002
5 of those are me lol. I'm funny.
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>>83353003
Hope this is true. I need SSM uploafing back in my life
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>>83352927
Looks like DVDlad that. x
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>>83353013
at least you're trighten to BRIGHTEN people's day when the crisps are down there's a select few here just trying to downd people wup
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>>83353008
Thought he was a Turkish man living with his parents.
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>>83352927
Is that Ruthmong?
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>>83353003
Oh aye that means we will be able to see the Marie Healy files no.4 then.
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>>83353019
That was all a ruse. He is a tranny stalking rWops
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>>83353022
No absolutely not. I'm not trans.
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>>83352927
ls that Shippy?
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>>83353012
why is everything always now i never? why are we always about to die from something or some kind of apocalypse bollocks again? why cant they just be a bit sensible, i miss when all the had at this time of year was the threat of "the worst winter for 50 years" in all the papers, normally with a picture of a car with a norwegian registration plate in 3 feet of snow on the front page
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the moon, it right.....
the spirit... it up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Ye-3C1FC8
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>>83352927
ls that SSM?
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>>83353029
He does bang on about old Xbox shit too.
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>>83352927
ls that BN?
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>>83352927
Is that Blad?
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>>83352927
Is that DVDlad?
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Go on then Sean, show us ya socks
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>>83352927
ls that Footnonce?
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Bloke in a dress stalking our lass. Not rite.
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The police arrested me for stalking before but I got an nfa. Only 5% of stalkers are found guilty. Women lie so much and waste police time.
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>>83352927
ls that eva6?
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>>83353065
leave eva alone

(levalone)
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Fucking Netflix are taking off Star Trek on the 9th of January. Fuck paramount. Fuming I am.
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>>83352927
ls that 'elen?
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Paul Crossman flying a private investigator out to Istanbul to investigate his daughter's stalker
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Why did Emily meet that thing? Always knew he was a wrongun. She should just go on her own to London. She's a grown woman and should know her way round surely by now.
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I've made most of the post itt. Nerves touched little lads? lol.
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>>83353083
He's been a part of the discord for ages, probably wormed his way into the inner circle and tried to get in her knickers for months.
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>>83353072
Better off building your own local TV library B lad
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Im still waiting on yanklass to reply bit salty she hasnt yet, her chances of being my wife are being dropped dramatically each day, it not right
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>>83353081
Paul is going to be broke as fuck thanks to Labour.
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>>83353083
You not in the Wopscord de lid de lad de lod?
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>>83352927
Looks like nubs reincarnate.
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>>83353095
Bet he thought being a woman and Emily being lesbian meant he had a shot kek.
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>>83353097
I know. Probably going to have to buy all the DVDs now if I want to watch the series again. At least I got to watch TNG, DS9 and VOY.
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>>83353098
she does effortposting (formerly known as posting) by default, i suspect she's taking her time to give you a considered response.

she's a good'un, are yanklass.
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>>83353095
What do you think he was thinking when he was think about getting into her knickers. Be as graphic as possible.
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>>83353102
Nah I don't do that zoomer app. It requires verification and I don't have a smartphone.
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eating a bag of haribo supermix for dinner.
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>>83353083
They both run YouTube channels visiting CEX for cheap Xbox 360 games. It was inevitable they would colab.
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>>83353121
I haven't got a smart phone or shoes. I use GNU/Linux on my old laptop.
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>>83353117
Reading that first sentence almost gave me a brain aneurysm, if the mongboy poster was here you would have been mongboy'd by now.
Anyways moving on, "getting into her knickers" is a saying meaning to try and have sex with her. Have you just been born son?
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dvdlad probably has several single layer fake dvds and doesn't realise it. ebay has so many convincing counterfeits these days. can't trust buying any dvds used anymore.
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>>83353131
Didn't she meet some middle aged gamer in London too
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>>83353134
Mum may buy me a new laptop for Christmas but I'll have to settle for some cheap shit with built in battery. I really feel guilty for accepting this.
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>>83353149
Yes. 'Mong on the Internet' or something.
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>>83353137
So what thinking about "getting into her knickers". Humour me a pretend like we're both mongs.
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>>83353034
>why is everything always now i never? why are we always about to die from something or some kind of apocalypse bollocks again?

Don't you remember what Matt Hancock said in the whatsapp leaks?
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>>83353153
Just get a used thinkpad lad and put Linux mint on it, it good also get tlp
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>>83353117
I am think you are a mong, I think.
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>>83353169
Just play along you boring normie. Just imagine lol.
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>>83353117
Keith pounces on top of her getting his little limp dick and shrivelled up balls out to try and fuck her but he can't get it up because he's been on hormones since 1992, his massive weight keeps her pinned down so she can't move so Keith goes in for the jugular and tries to put his tongue into her mouth she screams and he is shocked and confused, wops repulsed runs away and he questions what happened "but I thought she was into women" he said as he slumps to the floor in defeat. Months of planning gone down the drain in seconds.
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Why do we tax working people so much and hand out free money to dossers who will never work a day in their life?
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>>83353179
Not reading your dissertation little lad.
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>>83353181
Dunno maybe you should go outside and start shooting people
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>>83353181
Got to pay for my Christmas bonus somehow lad.
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>>83353167
Like some people are immune to criticism, Ruthmong is immune to help or good advice. Just slides right over him.
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>>83353167
No it has to be new. Had problems with used ones before (keys popping off and gpu fucked up on another). I am not settling this time round.
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>>83353158
You know what it means lad getting into her knickers means wanting to try and have sex with a woman. I'm not sure what you are implying here or why I have to explain in detail about what I said a few posts ago.
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nice bit of lightly-blackened chicken with semi-charred chips.
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>>83353187
You asked me to go into detail about getting into her knickers and I gave it to you, what more do you want?
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Noticed this on that cex vlog. They still graffiti inside trains in 2025. How do they get away with it still? I thought they get taken out of service.
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Anyone wanting a laptop, mentions they have a laptop and or uses Linux or even mentions Linux is Ruthmong XDDD
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>>83353210
It's like a cave man went outside and just grabbed a bunch of stuff and is showing the other cavemen
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>>83353216
>what more do you want?
29 Yous lol
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>>83353210
ls that Shippy that?
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>>83353217
Link to the vlog?
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>>83353210
ls that BN that?
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>>83352955
My grandmother could make fantastic gravy out of dirt and spit. I seem to have inherited her penchant for that.
>>83352968
I concede that I do indeed have more time than the average jackoff to roast meat for stock and make delicious gravies.
>>83352972
We do have various sovlless flavorings, little more than ramen packet dust presented as powders or cubes. But we also have these jars of paste called "Better Than Boullion" that are far superior, and come in many meat/vegetable flavors. If I had less time and/or loved homecookery less, I coukd justify using them.
If you, as my wise husband, proclaim ours to be a Bisto Household, then that is what we shall be...in theory. But I shall endeavor to bring to our table the finest and most natural saucy yumyums.
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>>83353210
ls that blad that?
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>>83353227
Sorry I can't give you 29 (You)s you'll have to settle for 3. Just post another photo of that Keith mong tranny and you'll get your 29 (You)s guaranteed.
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>>83353210
ls that Katie that?
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>>83353218
To be fair only Ruthmong and Lollers talk about Linux. And Lollers always avatarfags so it's easy to spot Ruthmong.
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>>83353210
ls that Wops that?
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Deleted it so he can't have his fun lol
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>>83353072
Theyd baleted the matrix nd lost aswell xx
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was quite the meal, that
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You fuckin spoilsport why did he delete it.
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>>83353247
>But I shall endeavor to bring to our table the finest and most natural saucy yumyums

Good girl. We could still be wed yet.
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>>83352927
How much did she pay for those glasses?
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Star Trek seems like one of those situations where it's worth getting your hoarding brain on and 'archiving' (illegally pirating) them all

like for fuck's sake obviously i want the ORIGINAL version of TOS, why 'update' the special effects?
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Necked that waccies now garn grind some vidya for a bit x
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>>83353277
Good lad. You saved a lot of needless spam.
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>>83352927
Who does she use for her mobile, o2?
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>>83353302
You playing vidya with your kids?
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>Oh no! This title isn't currently available to watch in your country.
Oh aye x
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>crossing out the eyes on your pictures of women

sinister, that.
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>>83353302
Show us the socks then you silly mong
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>>83352927
What's in her backpack?
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>>83353317
Extra support bras
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>>83353294
How could you know that being rewarded with "Good girl" by an authoritative gentleman is my heroin?
I also adore your syntax.
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>>83353317
Condoms, just in case.
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"Im not brooding.. I'm simply enjoying my music"
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>I also adore your syntax.

l-lewd
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>>83353322
A man knows his wife.
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>>83353322
>How could you know that being rewarded with "Good girl" by an authoritative gentleman is my heroin?
Mine too. We could still marry.
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>>83353209
I recommended that book in just our last thread. (Perdido, not recipe). What a teeny tiny small world it is.
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Oh god my IBS is flaring up again after I've just had a coffee.
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On the block on shrooms like super Mario
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She threatened to quit YouTube 6 months ago, around the time she met Wops. Coincidence?
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>>83353315

Why should I? I post what I want not what others tell me to post. Now pipe down x
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>the pharmacy hasn't actually dispatched my tramadols due to a lack of stock
>i just let their message sit there for 3 days waiting for the delivery
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>>83353364
New nappy time is it HHL? lol.
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>>83353383
Why was she going to quit?
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>>83353314

The pic was already like that when I saved it off Instagram. They keeping it private for some reason.
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>>83353383
That was just her lego channel.
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>>83353386
You're the thread lolcow, you need to entertain us
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>>83353383
Why was she going to leave?
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at this rate i'm not getting my (now) codeines until Friday

you hads have no idea
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I'm just a bit livid to be honest
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>>83353383
Why did she say she was going to quit?
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>>83353383
Why did she say she was going to leave?
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brb going to check my cabinet to see if i have a loose box/blister of pills that i hid
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>>83353334
I crave condfident masculine wisdom and decisive guidance.
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>>83353383
What was she wearing when she said she was going to quit?
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>>83353445
Thanks lad you're amazing I'll sleep better tonight.
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>>83353364
Happens to me if I have coffee more than once a week. Shitting all day. Had to just settle for one a week or two
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>>83353445
Thanks lad you're fantastic I'll sleep better tonight.
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>>83353445
Thanks lad you're dynamite I'll sleep better tonight.
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>>83353445
Amazing how autistic people have the same kind of patterns in their speech and mannerisms. You can just tell. Lad didn't even bother putting any effort into the troonerism either
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>>83353481
That long hair is all natural though. It's not a wig.
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>>83353481
Reckon you look like him lol.
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>>83353445
Bet Ruthmong hates having them kids screaming outside his boxroom window lol
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>>83353481
>Amazing how autistic people have the same kind of patterns in their speech and mannerisms.

mentally transplant the same cadence and gestures onto a (female) woman and it would come across rather adorable.
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note to self:
took alprazolam at 8 o'clock ish

we'll see how has the lastlaugh
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I always try and guess what the main topic of conversation is before I open a britfeel thread.
1, kids being fucked or kiddy fuckers.
2, Transexuals
3, The lives of thread personalities or the lives YouTubers
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>>83353445
Looks a bit like shippy that.
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>>83353445
Looks a bit like BN that.
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My body is ready for the onslaught of escort spakkah posts.
LETSGOOOO
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>>83353445
Looks a bit like blad that.
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Anyone here getting one then?

>JUST IN - Trump's $1,000,000 Gold Card goes live, an applicant receives lawful permanent resident status as an EB-1 or EB-2 visa holder: "A direct path to citizenship for all qualified and vetted people

https://x.com/disclosetv/status/1998846082953130482
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Do you think my colleagues know I'm autistic?
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>>83353445
Looks a bit like BN that does.
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My life was empty before I discovered VNs. Mad. DVDs fill one side of my life and VNs fill the other.
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>>83353445
Looks a bit like Ruthmong that.
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>>83353591
BN is applying for it
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>>83353606
I feel the same way about BBC.
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>>83353591
Shippy is applying for it
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>>83353592
Depends how you act. Do you act a bit autismy?
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>>83352875
What a fucking dire edition. Instant gravy is vomit-tier and bisto is the MCU of instant gravies.
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It's been about sixteen months since I had physical contact (touch) with another human being, or any living mammal.

Normally it wouldn't bother me, but today I feel tender. My oxytocin levels have probably cratered, I'd be surprised if my body was even capable of producing it any more.

I don't want sex I just want a hug.
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>>83353591
BN is Ruthmong for it
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>>83353592
normies can tell you're "off" even if they don't know its autism
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>>83353626
I probably act very spergy. Talking with a monotone, never participating in small talk, giving robotic logical answers even when someone was joking with me
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>>83353591
SSM is applying for it
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Going to watch retro Katie's 360 pursuit from the beginning. Nice to see how it all started.
https://youtu.be/xR_5sTCvRfk?si=vw7-sQeVlHA_eTc9
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>>83353636
I'm sorry you hate my edition lad
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>>83353636
The powder is OK, but the granules are extremely low IQ
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>>83353656
We look forward to you spamming it's channel, pictures of it and all the amazing lets pretend you'll post about it. KatieARMY.
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>>83353656
Is Retro Katie officially our new lass?
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man PUFF DADDY was a mad man. he be killing and fucking and killing lmao x
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>>83353691
>>83353696
She'll have to do until we find a proper replacement for the late SSM
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>>83353696
Yeah think so she looks a little bit like SSM as well so it kind of fits in with britfeel
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>>83353696
Yes, fuck Wops she lead our Katie on. We stand by Katie. KatieARMY.
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>>83353716
She does look like the child of SSM and Wops
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>>83353656
Any Katie uploafs of her counting her games. How many games has she got?
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>>83353656
Any Katie uploafs of her eating?
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RK
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>>83353656
Any Katie uploafs of her smoke alarm going off?
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>>83353419
My condolences. I'm considering spending the last of my moneros on zopiclones and then packing it in for a while. I keep wanting to get pregabalins but I have zero self control around them, if I get the zopwops at least all I can do is get comfy and fall asleep. Yes I think that's what I'll do.
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rKatie.
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>>83353656
Is she based in Brighton then?
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>>83353650
They might know, but also might not. Sorry it's not helpful, it's just one of those things, it's hard to tell what people are thinking at times.
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>>83353638
cor that webm reminds me of when our dog had his testes removed and he freaked out if anything went anywhere near his bollock region.

i hope you don't suffer the same touchless fate
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XboxKatie
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May i request ur opinion of which one please n.n i couldnt decide
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Jesus wept state of you autistic fucking freak kill yourself
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you know who would put a stop to all this?

Crosslad.
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>>83353784
seasideKATIE
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>>83353799
Right side x
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>>83353795
I'd be annoyed too if my bollocks were removed
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>>83353799
>Mum
>Mum

what the hell do you think you're doing?
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>>83353799
Right. Left is too many shades of brown
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Craggles eyeing up are seasideKATIE. KatieARMY standing by ready to take action for are lass.
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>>83353799
Maybe it's the autism but I can't buy cards that say stuff like "for a wonderful mum" because I feel like it's putting words in my mouth. And what if she isn't wonderful?
Usually I go for the plainest possible, something like "To mother".
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>>83353799
Black and gold one.
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>>83353825
Riffratz already doing a deep dive into her lore before his uploafing
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>>83353745
She has a couple of hundred.
https://youtu.be/qGHfW3t-f7U?si=i65ZsIz5ffZx0biC
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>>83353833
Horrible son
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My grandma's was a Moirissons house and she bought this weird other kind of gravy I can't find in the shops now. My mum and dad's was an Asda house and they bought Bisto, though. When I were in charge of making it I'd throw a sneaky Oxo cube in and make it extra strong.

Me? Aldi house, and I don't even buy gravy, cause I never make a roast. Got a Tobery Carvery downt road haven't I.
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>>83353816
he was just really sad. my parents were convinced it would stop him barking all the time, when really he just needed more exercise.

we need dog licensing. if you can't train a dog properly, don't get one.
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>Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P. Diddy
What did Kesha mean by this? Even back then?
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>>83353862
That's not a nice thing to say. I'm buying a card aren't I?
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>>83353833
i share your flavour of autism. it's printed type on a card, sure, but if it's too flowery, it's in the realm of "i'd never say that."
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That video of Diddy booting that roastie up and down a hotel corridor. Should be 10 years not 4.
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>>83353869
successful music star with a lavish lifestyle? all cocky and confident?
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>>83353883
I think that's kind of the point for most people. They buy one that says shit they'd never say in a million years as if that lets them off the hook. I've never seen the point in cards full stop, waste of fackin money innit
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>MY DEAREST MOTHER, NOTHING IN THIS WORLD MEANS MORE TO ME THAN YOU. NOTHING ON HEAVEN OR EARTH CAN BEGIN TO COMPARE TO...

where are the "hi mam, another quick reminder you didn't buy me a Dreamcast at Christmas" cards?
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>Katie doesn't like [the thing]
KatieARMY boycott [the thing] lol
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love big tranny cock if im completely honest
escortlad should go see a tranny
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>>83353929
I paid 2.50 for my mums Christmas card I thought you robbing bastards.
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>Dear Mum, I've never forgiven you for that time you saved over my game on Pokemon Yellow. You fucking whore. Love, Anon.

I guess I could get it on moonpig
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What do Christians make of the fact that ancient Judaism was a thing?
Like you have this very clear pre-modern Jewish tradition that is demonstrably not Christian and yet so much of the Jewish and thus Christian traditions are derived from them.
They revered multiple Gods, they held essentially gnostic beliefs, they had varying non-universal morals and much more that is heretical to all forms of derived Christianity.
Do Christians just sort of pretend it's not a thing? Because it's very clear that their religion descends from this ancient Judaism/Yahwism, which couldn't be the case if Christian canon and theology are true. Especially since there's no thread of Christian canon that accepts it and explains it away as some kind of 'oh yeah the real truth was there it's just the ancient Jews got it all wrong'.
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why did brits stop speaking with american accents, many of you used to sound american a few centuries ago
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>>83353929
Yesh that is xactly right. The purpose ist to express ur feelings that your not able to say with words n_n jst like the wee candle I got last Year <
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didn't like Pokemon Yellow, me.

>go through the normal dungeon and beat the normal Team Rocket boss
all good.
>Jesse and James show up for a surprise post-boss battle
for fuck's SAKE
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>>83354018
Got fed up of being called gaylords, so we came up with a more manly accent.
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>>83354018
All Americans are descendants of British people you mong spastic retard.
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>>83354018
you're thinking of the Irish, in Ireland (the one just to our left)
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>>83353993
they make nothing of it they just ignore it
also in judaism theres no afterlife
kingdom of heaven refers to the earthly kingdom where the chosen people (jews) live immortal lives under their messiah (messiah just means king)
christians believed jesus was the king
but then he died which kind of ruined it so then they start coping coming up with explanations after the fact
its all just bollocks
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>>83354037
which is part of britannia
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>>83354018
Other way around lad. Americans speak with what is essentially old English accents, meanwhile English accents have developed into the plethora we have now. Actually England is very peculiar in just how many variations of accent we have, especially since we're such a relatively small island geographically speaking.
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zoomer Americans be like
>BRI'ISH PEOPLE SAY BO' O' WO'A
then they go
>ok but who asked
without a question mark.
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>>83354040
>also in judaism theres no afterlife
>kingdom of heaven refers to the earthly kingdom where the chosen people (jews) live immortal lives under their messiah (messiah just means king)
>christians believed jesus was the king
>but then he died which kind of ruined it so then they start coping coming up with explanations after the fact
>its all just bollocks
Yeah I know this bit, you see it in the increasing mythologising of Jesus and his death and then resurrection and post-resurrection appearances as the gospels become older and further from the sources (including doubting Thomas in the oldest one lol, come on who are we kidding). I'm just curious about what Christians think of ancient Judaism. Seems like a massive spanner in the works, way more than any philosophical arguments. It's just a historical fact that it was a thing.
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>>83353983
My mum threw a load of my personal possessions away a few years after I left home. I've never forgiven her. Genuinely I don't understand why she didn't contact me and ask, I would have come and taken it. She just took it upon herself and decided "he doesn't need this any more".
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>>83354057
>ok but who asked
>without a question mark.
that is 100% grammatically correct though?
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>>83354057
It's funny, because Americans swap their T's for D's. They love the D that much.
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Kek, he nails it

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RZzI23bmzOE
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>>83354022
Not sure Yellow was a good idea, everyone just ended up with the same team.
I'm glad I played Red back then.
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Can you curl your tongue?
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>why do British people lose their accents when they sing???

as much as i hate the American thinking/phrasing that someone 'has an accent' (as opposed to not having an accent?)...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6FyvK4DO6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sTQ0QdkN3Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAI1Onf2-Co

...i agree with the sentiment.
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>>83354082
you don't even pronounce the t half the time lol
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>>83354066
She will have been silently boiling that you hadn't collected it for months before finally snapping and chucking it out.
Women love that kind of thing, it makes them feel oppressed and right.
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>>83354057
Americans will still do Dick van Dyke's impression of a Cockney - a 60 year old incorrect stereotype which even if it was accurate, doesn't exist any more because Cockneys (working class Londoners) were ethnically cleansed decades ago, and nobody talks like that now.

But even in the 50s and 60s, it was only a subset of working class people in East London that spoke like that. Most people in Britain did not.

Like the "bad food" meme, it just won't die. There will be people in the 22nd century still doing the same impression and saying we have bad food, when we're eating the global slop that everyone does and talking with the global trans-Atlantic Indian Chinese English accent.
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>>83354066
Same, except she also did that when I was still living at home too, and I've always had a feeling she did it just because she was in a bad mood and take it out on me.

Christ I hate my parents, I'm only pretending I still like them so I can have their house when they're dead
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>>83354107
Whatever bro, you love willies so much, you constantly mention the D. You love them so much, that your USAID pumped millions into our news broadcasting company because you heard BBC.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c79x7q325p3o

more bad news for the apus
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big fat line of ket de lads
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>>83354074
i am a hypocrite because i'm quite happy to use or not use punctuation for effect. i'd even make the case it goes back centuries and you'll find authors doing the exact same thing in old poems and literature. we may have some general standards, but there's no Standard English.
however
i was doing it before yous REEEE
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>>83354128
you fail to appreciate the human body at the end of the day, the backwards brute you are
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>>83354141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtyxJSGM3x0
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Fanx for ur input.I will go with right one.That was originally what I liked more byt then i suddenly thought maybe the other one nd couldnt decide.
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>>83354099

It's not that anyone *loses* their accent when they sing, it's just that they put on a *different* accent.

In the 60s/70s that was an impression of Elvis or American rhythm/blues men, but in the 80s you had new wave and punk come out that had Americans putting on British accents because they'd heard The Clash or whatever.

For me it was mindblowing when Artic Monkeys came out and it was the first time I'd ever heard "summat" used in song lyrics lol
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>>83353833
>I feel like it's putting words in my mouth
Me moment xcept with music that has words in it so i get u
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>>83354097
>everyone just ended up with the same team.
oh aye didn't random NPCs just give you all the Red/Blue starters as you went along?

maybe by that point it didn't matter any more, but that's blatantly cheating. there was one kid at my school who caught all 150 Pokemon and got that certificate. it was enough of a faff getting the exclusives and the evolutions you had to trade for. but who the FUCK was going to part with their Charmander or Squirtle?

(in hindsight he probably just started two new saves on his sister's Game Boy, the cheeky devil.)
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>>83354152
Pick the one with the most words in it lad
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Noot noot.Am not honking around x
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Any thoughts about BritNormie?>>83354132
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>>83354161
On the right x
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>>83354171
>there was one kid at my school who caught all 150 Pokemon and got that certificate
I did this a while ago lol
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>>83354132
I ws saying Earlier how a lion bar now prob have palm oil instead of vegetable oil.But I thought the 1991 expiry date is kool <
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>>83354184
Deleted it because I read the message wrong I thought you meant right as in "right and wrong" not right as in "left or right" my bad lol
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Go with the one with most words in it, trust me on this.
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>>83354205
Do you honestly think so?
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>>83354192
Did he not get Mew? There were technically 151 in red/blue.
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>>83354203
Ngl I prefer to call it a moonfish than a sunfish cus it shrimply looks more like a moon in all seriousness
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>>83354171
>NPCs just give you all the Red/Blue starters as you went along?
Yeah, and they were all OP as fuck so everyone just had those 3 + Pikachu. You even get Machamp from a trade so that would be in most people's teams too.
I'd recommend the Rocket Edition romhack if you're into that, it's good fun. You can steal pokemon from trainers.
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>>83354210
Well I did catch a mew by doing the glitch. Not sure if you need mew to get the certificate. Back then doing the glitch or attending the event was the only way to obtain one.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xamDprXBtBg
>there's NO PLOYCE LOIKE LANDAN
very silly, Mr Johnny Depp. but at least he was doing SOMETHING.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdEWCv0nP8A
Canadian bloke in the Broadway original didn't even TRY.
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>>83354209
Yep I get the ones with a few pages and if the first page is good I go with that. Just a one page normal one I get the one with the most words that's nice.
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>>83354227
Yeah you had to attend and event or do the glitch.

There was another glitch I remember doing where you would use surf somewhere and catch absurdly high level pokemon called Missingno, but it fucked your save up I think
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Blad you'll get a laugh out of this when I first got my PSP for Christmas I stupidly took the disc out of the tiny case. Luckily they were easily fixed! Corrrr!
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>>83354192
corrr nice one Blad.

i remember having all sorts of problems with the Game Boy Printer. i got it with the Game Boy Camera, roller thing kept jamming and wouldn't feed the paper through properly ;_;
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>>83354240
The teal 1 has a wee bow on it byt the gold one is shiny so It's like wee bow vs shiny
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I tried to catch mewtwo but accidentally one shotted him with my lvl 100 blastoise
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>>83353638
been there, next storm go for a walk to an expose area, drive/bus/train if you have to, stand at the highest peak and open your arms facing the wind, you'll get a hug, of sorts, it worked enough for me.
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>>83354258
Does that really work? It sounds like a way to die and have it be ruled suicide/accidental after you get blown off a cliff.
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>>83354249
Oh mate, you're not supposed to do that lol. Those little UMD disks were quite ahead of their time. I was always a Nintendo kid I never had a psp lol.
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i am straight but i like cocks and gay porn
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>>83354192
You should frame that print out in a little fancy frame desu
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>>83354267
Yes, part of a hug is feeling pressure and being moved slightly off balance, a strong gust of wind does that.
yeah, dont do it on the edge of a cliff lol
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>>83354267
The wind comes in from the sea, land lubber.
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>>83354163
>in the 80s you had new wave and punk come out that had Americans putting on British accents because they'd heard The Clash or whatever.

got examples of this? with the 2000s pop punk boom, plenty of British bands sung in that American 'Blink-182 voice' (you know the one i mean).

some earlier American singer doing it the other way around, that sounds funny as hell.
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>>83354249
>>83354271
Didn't the PSP launch the disks out like a frisbee when you ejected them? And then Sony claimed it was a "feature" and it became a meme.
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Took piccy of this 1 bc the mixed race sprogs made me laff ngl ~_~
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>>83354280
I was imagining doing it inland on a mountain, sea lubber
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>>83354252
And that's lovely mate but whats inside the card is it a nice and long verse, wish, blessing or just happy birthday? Do you write lots in the card if you do then I'll shut up.
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>>83354250
Yeah it's quite annoying, most of them don't work now a days because the printer head has worn out and the paper needs to be a special kind of paper.
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>>83354281
The Proclaimers famously sang in their own (Scottish) accent.
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>>83354286
PC gone mad! Glad you didn't get that one.
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>>83354286
Did the black elves migrate from Africa to the north pole? Is there an African santa who usually has them? Is it problematic for white santa to put black elves to work in his sweatshops?
So many questions.
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>>83354286
Black elves is why I've boycotted Amazon Prime since 2022.
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>>83354271

They were just minidiscs but less cool

Tech companies will never make things this cool ever again, it will just be black rectangle forever
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>>83354286
My grandad would say "that kid got hit with the tar brush!" Whenever he saw a white woman with a mixed race kid/baby.
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did we ever actually get those Mew machines, or the Celebi event, over here?

i remember magazines mentioning it, once people knew about Mew. they'd distributed them in Japan. cool. there were plans to do the same in the US. great. we might be getting them in the UK, at some point, perhaps. then nothing.
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He also used to say "send the paki's back with a Jew on their back!" Not racist he just didn't like them, first time he saw a black person in real life was when he was 18.
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>>83354312
>>83354321
They don't make based like that anymore. What a lad.
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"Mew machine" is what they call me on the looksmaxxing forums.
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>>83354321
He also used to say "send the paki's back with a Jew on their back!"
Who are you talking about
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>>83354333
My grandad.
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>>83354286
there's a lot more that annoys me about this card than the black elf.

what if someone 'redeems' the quirky coupons? are they meant to?
what's the interactive feature, does it make sounds?
and why 'movie' over 'film'?
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>>83354288
The one wiv the most words on the front also has thr most words inside. Nah I dont write much myself. I see the logic i what your saying ngl.
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>>83354304
Why are you forgetting mrs claus chud https://youtu.be/ncTd0Wfk6QE
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Overate again, me X
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>>83354333

It make's (lol) perfect sense, he meant send the back of the pakis who have a jew on their back, back.
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>>83354321
i don't actually believe your granddad actually used to say this.

my nana would go on about 'wogs' when the world had moved on to 'pakis' (even for Indians). sometimes she'd talk about 'Negroes' but we didn't have any black people where she/we grew up, so that was actually her more 'formal' term for them.

wasn't really racist in the sense of hatred or race superiority or anything, it was just the casual language that developed in the local area and among their generation. i think people lose sight of that when they dismiss it as racism (sure, now, but retroactively...?)
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>>83354366
Sheeeesh santa getting that blk girl magic fr fr periot
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The nighty wuppagrind is underway is it not x
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>>83354344
The one on the left and at the top to mum wish her a happy birthday and under the special day put that she means the world or what you feel tell her you love her and use gangs of kisses.
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>>83354366
>We get a sneak peak into Mrs Claus' Werkshop
Fucking kek, this was actually written and made by real people.
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Why do they drastically over represent black people on telly and call that equality? Why don't they make exactly 3.7% of telly black, no more and no less. That would be representative of reality.
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>>83354386
My boomer parents used to say "shall we get a chinky" and "I'm off to the paki shop" when I was growing up in the 90s.

They're not racist, in fact, because they believe everything on the TV that they're glued to they're extremely anti-racist nowadays. It's just that in the 70s/80s/90s those terms weren't bad and everyone said them.
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that xanax has kicked in and oh my goodness i am feeling rather lush i must say

think i'll have a hot choccy, no, a mocha!
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So that massive thick cock I posted gets no yous?
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>>83354408
>3.7%
Despite knowing this already it always gives me some whiplash to see it in obvious contrast to media.
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>>83354417
>"shall we get a chinky"
I sometimes say this as a little treat. Not racist, I just like LARPing as someone in the past and it's catchy to say.
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>>83354421
It was a nice thick shapely cock lad.
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My nan would say melt them down and tarmac the roads with them.
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My grandma unironically dropped a hard R last christmas, excited to see what she'll do this time.
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>>83354423
The media makes it feel like the UK is 60% black, at least. And in polling they find it massively over-represented. Same for Muslims, people think it's 1 in 6 but it's more like 1 in 20. But if you live in one of these areas that looks like Islamabad (which is most big cities and many towns) then it's easy to see why.
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The neighbour was yelling again, this time on the phone to someone. Sounds like he's upset, he ended the call with fuck off. He's been on it for about a month now, no idea whats going on. Maybe his shop is failing? I dont know.

When I have listened in so far I have collected this much information:

>Someone somewhere stole 250k from Liverpool council
>My neighbour has a gun, or a place where he knows he can get a gun
>Whatever it is, it pisses him off all the time
>He occasionally makes beats

To be fair though, because I only heard the tail end of this phone call, it sounded like he was talking to a woman. Just from his tone.
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>>83354400
Nice ideas,THank u pal:)
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>>83354421
I immediately hid the post. Has nothing to do with britfeel. There are plenty of gay and LGBT boards and threads you can post if you are into that.

There's 1 poster who keeps posting cocks and BBC and trying to make it a thing, I assume that's you.
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>>83354386
He did why would I make it up he was super racist. He used to call chips niggers lips and walnuts niggers nuts. When we was in the car passing a group of blacks and browns he would say "look out there's an oil slick!". My aunt had a family friend who used to have a black cat in the 50s called nigger. Old people were incredibly racist by today's standards, but it was acceptable back then.
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>>83354419
Sir do not eat cade
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>"As you probably know, we've just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela, a large one... the largest one ever seized actually... you'll be seeing that later and we'll be talking about it later with some other people," the president tells reporters during a White House event Wednesday afternoon.
>Asked what will happen to the oil on the seized tanker, Trump says: "Well, we keep it, I guess."
>"I assume we're going to keep the oil," he later adds.
Funniest leader to ever live.
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>>83354470
How old was he? I wish I had a properly racist grandad. Though I suspect mine had nazi sympathies, he never used slurs and was very reserved (probably autistic).
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I'm not racist but I do have that personality trait where I plain and simply resent being told what I can and can't say or do, so I say slurs a lot. If it was still allowed to say nigger, paki, faggot etc all the time, then I would probably hardly ever say them.
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Agatha Christie's iconic mystery novel "And Then There Were None" (1939) was originally called "Ten Little Niggers", with the events taking place on an island off the cost of Devon called "Nigger Island".
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>>83354417
>My boomer parents used to say "shall we get a chinky" and "I'm off to the paki shop" when I was growing up in the 90s.

same, and yeah i agree with you lad. really comes down to how it's used. in my working-class area in the 90s, when someone said they were "off to the paki's, want owt?" they rarely meant anything negative by it.

i do accept terms change and can become generally derogatory, that's just language. it's not ALWAYS woke/PC-gone-mad. think of something like 'idiot' or 'retard' going from more medical language to a flat-out insult.

so for any zoomers criticising previous generations: i guarantee the same thing will happen to you with terms you use today.
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>>83354497
Brazil nuts used to be called nigger toes.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gpkr83p73o

imagine throwing your life away for fucking this lmao.

at least lads in ww2 were actually fighting for something. imagine being 28. voluntarily going to the shittest drone war on earth. dying in a fucking testing exercise.

tragic but honestly what a mong
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It's my mums birthday next week your mam is going to love hers mate.
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>>83354512
>at least lads in ww2 were actually fighting for something
If they saw the state of modern yookay I wonder what they'd think of what they fought for.
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>>83354450

If we are giving them the benfit of the doubt, and not indulging our suspicion that it's purely ideological, then it would explain a lot that every single influential/important person working in telly or film is from London, and it probably jsut doesn't occur to them that London's social demographics are in no way representative of the rest of the country.

In general it's a very common human trait to not be able to understand everyone else's life might be different to your own. It's also very common that people just completely reject facts that go against their beliefs, even if they see themselves as rational. That one definitely goes both ways.
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>>83354514
Aw nice onex
Sagittarius mammy gang xx
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>>83354512
>dying in a fucking testing exercise.
This could be true but there's also a chance it was Russian fire and they're pretending it was a training accident to avoid any uncomfortable escalation.
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>>83354529
I dont understand when racist mongs say this. im not saying the youkay is doing great by any means. but is it better than the vision hitler had for the world. yeah haha. classism never changes man and thats the real problem.
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>>83354488
79. Born in 1927 I think.
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My grandma had this children's book on her bookshelf. It would probably be considered racist for the words and caricatures of black people nowadays, but from what I remember it was pretty wholesome and not hateful.
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>>83354531
>London's social demographics
London is 13% black, the same proportion as the US. (Coincidentally, guess who commits 55% of knife crime in London, according to the mayor's office?).
Media is far more than 13% black - I wouldn't be surprised if you were surprised to hear it was only 13% based on your exposure to media.
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People use the line about what soldiers from World War Two would think of the United Kingdom today to push a political or racist idea rather than make a real point about history and they lean on nostalgia for a past that never truly existed while trying to give their view a sense of patriotism and moral truth and it becomes a way to hint at racist beliefs without saying them directly because they want to suggest that modern diversity or cultural change is a betrayal even though soldiers from that time had many different backgrounds and beliefs and many actually fought against fascism and racial supremacy and this phrase also shuts down discussion by tying their opinion to sacrifice and heroism so that any disagreement feels disrespectful and it gives their weak or hateful ideas emotional weight they would not have on their own
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>>83354542

Even if we leave race/migrantion aside, it's hard to deny the UK has tended in a worryingly authoritarian direction over the last decade or two. Fighting against fascism just to have your country descend into a shadow of a democracy where you can't speak freely anyway, would probably peeve those lads a bit.

But of course if you are leftpilled enough you already know the idea we ever did it "to stop fascism" is a propaganda myth anyway so yknow yeah
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So true sisters. Soldiers in world war 2 actually fought so the state could import and cover up ethnically motivated rape gangs across the nation - they'd think It's A Good Thing.
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>>83354553
We're going on feels here I suspect. Sure there's loads of blacks on telly but have we got statistics to back us up? Has anyone done a study where they watch every telly program over the course of a year and count how many black people are in it?

It may even be the case that, much like how London has a higher proportion of blacks than the rest of the country, the telly we watch has a higher proportion of blacks than the rest of telly.
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>>83354563
heard of this thing called a full stop lad
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>>83354584
We fought it to stop Germany becoming a continental power, same reason we fought WW1. It was a pyrrhic victory for us at best. We saved "Anglo" dominance but handed the reins to the Yanks.
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>>83354572
you are right lad CANT SAY ANYTHING

https://youtu.be/mIHY5cFXqQk?si=_gDNqUMumylCWTuV
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>>83354542
They say it because they know more than you and don't get all their information from Hollywood movies.

Hitler didn't want to invade Britain, in fact he really liked Britain and British people, he liked our empire and wanted it to remain a thing. He thought of us as brothers and thought we would help him stop Stalin's communism from taking over Eastern Europe.

He refused to bomb us for a long time and it took Churchill attacking first and bombing German cities for him to finally relent.

Hitler made repeated requests for peace and didn't want a war. He even airdropped leaflets containing one of his speeches (which people in England never heard) on London saying that Germany does not want to be at war with Britain and we can stop the bloodshed.

The fact is, if we hadn't gone to war with Germany (and it was us that started the war and forced it even when nobody else wanted it) then today Britain would still be British. We wouldn't be speaking German. Europe wouldn't have become Muslim, we wouldn't have open borders, we wouldn't have rape gangs. The moon flight probably would have been done by Germany and the UK probably would still be the main world superpower.
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>>83354610
the internet has ruined a lot of blokes brains x

pic related is you btw
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>>83354610
t. Lord Haw-Haw
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>>83354610
Hitler did not see Britain as a friend or a partner. He saw every country as something to dominate when it suited him. His own writings made it clear that his long term goal was control of Europe through force. The idea that he admired Britain is a myth pushed by people who want to clean up his image. Liking some parts of the British Empire did not mean he wanted a peaceful partnership. It meant he thought Britain might accept a subordinate role in his plan for Europe.

He did not hold back from bombing Britain out of goodwill. The Luftwaffe bombed British airfields cities and civilians from the start of the Battle of Britain. The escalation on both sides was part of a full military conflict. Trying to rewrite this as an act of restraint is just a way to make him look sympathetic.

The claim that Britain started the war is simply false. Germany invaded Poland after already invading and annexing multiple European countries. Britain had a treaty with Poland and followed through on it. That is not Britain starting a war. That is Germany launching one of the most aggressive military campaigns in modern history.

The rest of your argument is just fantasy alternate history. Germany was not on track to create a free peaceful utopia. It was a regime built on mass murder dictatorship and racial hierarchy. Pretending that this would somehow lead to a safer or better Britain is delusion. It ignores the millions of people who were killed by that regime and the plans it openly laid out for the rest of Europe.

If your whole point depends on turning a violent racist dictatorship into the good guys then it says more about you than it does about history.
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If the soldiers that stormed the beaches of Normandy took a walk around modern Luton or Rotherham they'd no doubt shred a tear of joy about how their vision had turned out just as they wanted.
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>>83354630
I think theyd have a greggs and be glued to their iPhones mate
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cannot find a decent pair of mens jeans, for some reason they dont make them with enough room in the thighs and arse, not my fault I'm built (30 waist size btw not fat x ) its either tight on the outer thighs or its jnco jeans, it not rite.
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>>83354610
>doesn't want a war with britain
>britain says "stop invading places or we'll have a war"
>he invades more places

Yeah of course. If that's true then he was, at very least, a bit of a thick cunt, wasn't he. Then again he did invade Russia in winter so perhaps that is the truth
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if the soldiers that stormed the beaches of Normandy went to bloody Brighton on a Friday night to a gay sex club I bet they would think twice about the sacrifice they committed to so some low iq mong with no job or girlfriend can post racist words online
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>>83354629
This is all untrue though. We have the actual things he said and what Churchill said.

You believe in a postwar myth, an invention designed to assuage guilt over siding with a monster (Stalin) who committed many atrocities, which for decades were blamed on Hitler until Soviets declassified stuff in the 90s and admitted "yeah we did that".
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>>83354647
follow your leader x
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>>83354643
This is another misconception. But this really isn't the thread to deconstruct boomer Hollywood media that people have been inculcated with since birth.
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>>83354588
>Has anyone done a study where they watch every telly program over the course of a year and count how many black people are in it?
Channel 4 very recently did exactly this for advertising.
23% of people in adverts are black, far higher than London and bearing no resemblance to the UK at all.
Do you think other media would be significantly different?
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>>83354647
Saying that every accepted historical fact is a postwar myth is not an argument. It is just a way to avoid dealing with the evidence we actually have. We do not rely on Churchill speeches or Soviet claims to know what the Nazi regime planned. We have German documents German diaries German orders German policy papers and German correspondence written by the people running that regime. Those are not postwar propaganda. They are their own words.

The idea that Hitler simply wanted peace falls apart the moment you look at his actions. He invaded and annexed Austria Czechoslovakia Poland Norway Denmark Belgium the Netherlands France Yugoslavia and Greece long before the Soviets entered the picture. That is not the behaviour of someone who wants peace. It is the behaviour of a state already committed to war for expansion.

Blaming everything on Stalin does not change what Germany itself did. Yes Stalin committed atrocities. That does not erase the fact that Germany also committed atrocities. The crimes of one do not cancel out the crimes of the other. Historical accuracy is not a team sport where picking one villain makes the other harmless.

The claim that the world was tricked or lied to for decades only works if you ignore the massive amount of surviving German evidence official and personal that all points in the same direction. Historians do not rely on Soviet archives to describe German war aims. They rely on German sources because those are the most direct and most reliable for understanding German intent.

History is not on your side here. The record is too wide too detailed and too internally consistent to support the picture you are trying to paint. The simplest explanation is still the correct one. The regime said what it believed wrote down what it planned and then acted exactly in line with those plans.
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>>83354647
Britain would have been better off materially if it stayed out of both world wars. That much is true.

But Hitler was a gay racist vegan faggot and you are too.
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>>83354658

In advertising it's definitely the case yeah. But I think this goes back to the premise one lad posted earlier, I suspect it's far more motivated by the fact they can pay niggers less than it is out of a desire to black the nation.
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>>83354654
Follow your 40% x
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everything wrong in you life is caused, mainly, by inaction.
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fing is we should blame the poor and become far right
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HHL might be the lowest IQ going. blokes utterly baffling. obsessed with a man who would have killed him for being a useless eater.
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>>83354659
Not gonna read this. Do more research if you care, the information is out there from first hand sources. I'm not gonna do it for you.
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on that gay bbc porn grindset lads
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It's interesting to think about the post-war liberal consensus as a sort of religion that replaced Christianity in the west.
WWII is the creation myth and Hitler is the devil, so nobody can ever do anything that might be Hitler-like like oppose unlimited third world migration or trans story hours because that would be Hitler and hence the devil.
You can even see the youth today semi-ironically posting in support about "the painter" online which could be the same kind of rebellion that led to teens being Satanists during the Christian resurgence in the US.
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Another wuppa garn down the hatch. Heating on. We keeping warm on a Wednesday x
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>>83354174
Waaaaahhhhhhhhhh this fucking penguin man
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>fing is we should blame the poor and become far right
I say this.
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>>83354687
reading is hard lad best stick to your extremist tik toks x
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>>83354192
Corrrr that's a childhood dream achieved right there.
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He is not obsessed with Hitler because of history but because it fills gaps in his life. It gives him a feeling of power he does not have in real life. It gives him easy people to blame so he does not face his own problems. It gives him a toxic group on 4chan that makes him feel like he belongs. It lets him pretend he knows secret truth and that others are fooled. It gives him a cheap thrill from trolling. And it tells him he is important just for being angry. It is all about insecurity frustration and wanting validation not real belief.
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>>83354512
He probably lived more in his 28 years on this gay earth than any britfeeler ever will.
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>3 hours and 14 minutes for BO3 to finish installing

Corr
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>>83354712
Doubt he lived more than BN. I've heard he's got some pretty wild stories he could tell about his experiences.
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>>83354707
Never used TikTok in my life.
I used to have your opinions because everyone did - inculcated with it since birth. Took a lot of reading speeches, minutes from meetings, stuff cracked by the Enigma code, telegrams, letters, diaries, etc, to piece together reality.
I don't expect you to do that, but know that you won't be able to change my mind with liberal canards that sound like they're straight out of Pierce Morgan's mouth.
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I'm voting Green to make Are Ash's tit's bigger
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>>83354725
You are retarded pal
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>>83354720
Still on dial-up in the spacker compound are they lad?
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>>83354733
Cool. That's an automatic emotional reaction you had.
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>>83354740
You are an utter mongoloid pal. take the slow bus you did yes oh yes
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>>83354702
>machete penguin isnt real he cant hurt you
>mfw
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>Pierce Morgan
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>>83354746
I wish. The opposite was true. I'd love to be retarded.
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>>83354757
you are retarded m8
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corr just back from festive drinks at a lovely gallery in mayfair de lads x
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>>83354720
almost 40 and no sex life oooooooooh sean no sex life never been hugged and no on would care if you choked on your own vomit lmao
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>yeah it's bad having a million girls raped
>yeah it's bad having constant terror attacks
>yeah it's bad how your entire country is being destroyed
>but hitler was a very fucking monster, so you can't have a country
Works cited: Schindler's List and a diary from a horny teenager that died of typhus
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>>83354695
When we get far enough away from the events in history, out of living memory, Hitler will no longer be the satan figure he is to us today. Nobody sees Caesar or Napoleon as a war criminal, even though they undoubtedly were.

I think what's even more interesting is how a far right figure such as Hitler became the defacto satan of this new secular creation myth, when before and since, the real enemy that the elites are far more worried about, has always very clearly been socialism/communism.
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>>83354780
That won't happen. It's an entire industry, and intentionally so. There are Holocaust museums all over the world, in countries that saved the Jews and in countries that had no involvement in WW2.
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>>83354779
You are not making an argument. You are just listing made up crises and pretending they are equal to the largest genocide machine in modern Europe. None of the things you listed are happening on the scale you claim. They are talking points pushed on places like 4chan to keep angry men scared and obedient.

You keep saying your country is being destroyed but you cannot explain how. You cannot name a policy. You cannot name a law. You cannot show evidence. You just throw out shock words and hope nobody notices that there is nothing behind them.

And dragging out Schindlers List and a teenage diary only shows you have no understanding of history at all. We do not know what happened in that era because of movies or one diary. We know because of German records German blueprints German memos German photographs German train logs German confessions and the physical remains of what they built. Your attempt to boil all that down to a film and a diary only proves you have not read a single real source.

You keep trying to frame this as some trade. As if saying Hitler was a monster means you are not allowed to have a functioning country. That is childish. Grown adults can recognise that a genocidal regime was evil and still talk about modern issues honestly. You on the other hand cannot talk about modern issues at all without retreating into fantasy and racial fear.

Nothing you are saying is based in fact. It is not political thought. It is just paranoia with a swastika on it.
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Chinless shut-in dosser who's never had a job and never seen a fanny that wasn't on a computer screen sitting in a boxroom in his mum's dingy council house uncritically regurgitating neo-Nazi propaganda on an anonymous imageboard and thinking he has an IQ of 200 because a Facebook IQ test told him so
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>>83354796
I didn't read this you filthy foot fetish fag.
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>>83354803
Topkek, do these imagined scenarios make it easier to cope. The world has moved past you and the magic charms don't work.
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>>83354808
oooooh emotional reaction lmao touched a nerve x
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https://youtu.be/oKm4ueVuxpY n_n x
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>>83354819
Nah I just didn't read it, and I don't care about feet. That's it really. Hope you enjoyed writing it, I imagine you felt some moral superiority and will sleep well from it.
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>>83354817
You'll never have friends or sex with a woman that wasn't paid for x
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>>83354808
He's just using AI to make these ragebait posts.
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>>83354837
It's chatgpt slop kek, dumb cunt doesn't even have his own arguments
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>>83354796
>You keep trying to frame this as some trade. As if saying Hitler was a monster means you are not allowed to have a functioning country. That is childish. Grown adults can recognise that a genocidal regime was evil and still talk about modern issues honestly.
You say this, and it can happen in the sense that it doesn't violate the laws of physics, but it's not currently happening in the west, is it?
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>>83354837
nah I just popped it into chat gpt and copy n pasted to ruin your night mate. Hope you enjoyed reading it and replying to it yourself. Imagine you felt all hard in front of your pc monitor and sleep well from it
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on that mochagrind. pellet of Canderel for extra indulgence.

>>83354781
n'awh (and i do mean n'awh)
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>Hey Gemini write an essay explaining how rape gangs are a good thing because of Hitler. And generate a foot picture for me to post along with it. My buddies over on /britfeel/ will love it.
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>mfw I cant blame all my lifes problems on immigrants and have to take responsibility
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What the fuck is it with boomers and constantly making noise? My mum just constantly coughs loudly and clears her throat like it's normal. My dad yawns loudly constantly even in the middle of the night like he's a retard who can't control his own voice. Does my fucking head in.
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I see mongboi is having a melty.
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I never stopped being rock n roll love x
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>>83354871
lol you have become upset lad

Sorry that your essay I didn't read had no effect
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>>83354793

America did the same thing to native Americans as Hitler did to the jews, and you barely hear about that one at all by comparison. Norman Finklestien argues that is one reason America is so complicit in Israel's atrocities. However, it remains to be seen if the zionist holocaust industry will stand the test of time, once all it's original creators are dead.
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>>83354894
I would not boast about being illiterate mate x
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Seven hundred and fifty
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>>83354900
I'd say native Americans have a pretty good deal today, insofar as they have their own areas of land which are theirs to do with as they wish, even exempt from some laws.

But yeah it is fucked up what Americans/English did to them in the 1600s. Also a lot of fucked up shit done by native Americans. It was a war.
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>>83354900
You are trying to compare two different histories only to weaken one and excuse the other and it does not work. The genocide of Native Americans and the genocide of European Jews were both horrific but they happened in different eras under different governments with different aims and scholars study both in depth. It is simply false to say the genocide of Native Americans is ignored because it is widely taught written about and discussed by Indigenous writers and historians. Using the name of Norman Finkelstein does not help you because he does not deny the Holocaust and he does not support your conspiracy talk. Your line about a zionist holocaust industry is old antisemitic propaganda that denies evidence and tries to turn a documented genocide into a plot. The Holocaust is remembered because there are vast records photographs documents sites and research not because of some secret group. Nothing you said reflects real history. It is only an attempt to twist the past to defend racism in the present.
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>>83354908
What does this say, I wish I could read it
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>>83354912
is that how many cocks youve sucked this year lad?
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chat gpt pulling the strings now it says dance and you say what song lmao.
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>>83354830
arguably at opposite ends of the political spectrum, but i appreciate Mark Kermode (who used to be on the radio) coming around to Revenge of the Sith:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEyY26VEdy0

i know he's looking at it from more of a film critic perspective, took his twentysomething son to make the point
>these prequels were part of our generation of pop culture, the same way _____ was to yours.
maybe there's a touch of nepotism about that ("MY son is into <thing>, and he assures me...") but i'm glad he sees it this way.

at some point the kids of today will grow up. they'll decide to watch The Matrix. they'll say "how tf was this ever 'cool'? it's cringe."
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>Gemini quickly I need another one about how the holocaust was worse than what happened to the native Americans so I can continue to believe Hitler was Satan incarnate and everyone else was pretty cool
>Make it unnecessarily long and verbose
>Hurry up, don't even bother with the foot pic this time
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9000 pounds a year to live in your childhood boxroom
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>>83354934
here I wrote it in brail

>moves anons hands to my hot steaming poo and makes him touch it so now he has pooey hands x
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thanks Stewart Lee poster, i was trying to think of something to watch and forgot i had this downloaded.
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gonna go night driving, might have a mooch around some industrial estates, see if there are any prostitutes out and about, im not saying id pick one up but i just want a curious look for some reason
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>>83354924

I am not the other lad you were arguing with, so I think you got the wrong end of the stick from that post. I said this:

>>83354780
and
>>83354603

I am not a holocaust denier, I am comparing how the two events are remembered historically and pointing out that over time, things will be viewed with less emotion.
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There's no medium possibly more cringe than stand up "comedy".
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>He feels like life passed him by and your stability reminds him of that.
He may feel ashamed about his own situation and anger is easier than facing that shame.
He tells himself the world is unfair and seeing someone doing well threatens that story.
He has no purpose or achievement so he resents anyone who does.
If he feels lonely he may resent anyone who has real relationships or support.
When people feel stuck they often lash out at whoever represents what they want but cannot reach.

In short it is not about you having a loving mum or a good job. It is about him feeling like he failed and needing someone to project that onto.
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>>83354971

I quoted the wrong post. It was meant to be aimed at (you):

>>83354926
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chat gpt done a number on britfeel tonight however my free uses are up so im off now night Britfeel sleep well x
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>>83354926

If you don't mind me asking, are you a Jew?
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foot lad might be a porn addict freak but at least he keeps it fresh x
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HHL has never been inside a woman and it almost an old man GRIM!
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>>83355018
He's saving himself for marriage x
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>>83355018
Are you saying he was never born? BIg if true.
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>>83355007
I don't see how that could be relevant unless you're antisemitic.
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HHL only ever been inside his mums vagina LMAO
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>>83355050
weve all been inside HHLs mums vag wehey
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HHL sitting in the spacker home eating off the spacker tray while posting on dial-up internet; a life-long virgin. What a life.
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HHL should have been nicer to footlad lots of pain avoided but he was a cunt n got nasty and now he paying for it x
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Don't forget. There still might be IDs. Coming. Berry scary.
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HHL fuming man he fucking raging

Good thing he forget about this thread due the alcoholic dementia
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>>83354961
Saw that same tour, it good, would recommend. Typical Stewart lee content that.
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hhl if you forget this post just remember one thing

you have never had sex HAHAHAHAHAH
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feeling a bit ESLy up in this bish no cap
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Where did this HHL bullying spam come from? He didn't make the Hitler posts, that was me
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attention seeking mongs man fucking shit general britfeel is fucking dead take the fucker off life support x
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>>83355125
seems like a teenie girl got her first period
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>>83355138
nonce alert x
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>>83355134
You're here to read it all.
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>>83355134
It's still better than when some tard spent 2+ hours going on about his kids
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750 per calendar month
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Not just 700, an extra 50 too, because she can x
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HHL fuuuuuuuuuuming man I think thats why he keeps bringing up the 750. he forget he posted it already. hashtag dementia hashtag alcoholic x
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>>83354978
Is this about britfeels master troll and king of britfeel?
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french lagers done a number on his memory lads he know not what he already posted x
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>>83355180
Come to Sunderland loser x
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sniff that fresh from gym not showered x
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Now pretending to be both sides of a fictional argument.
Git gud mental elf, anon.
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>>83355209
Gross. I thought you'd gone away with your tail between your legs.
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>>83355216
you a furry are you turns you on if I had a tail. fucking freak keep your fetish to yourself lad instead of shoving it in everyones faces unreal x
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new loch fred x
>>83355230
>>83355230
>>83355230
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>>83355231
>are you turns you on
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>>83355083
Don't say that lad we're still paying the consequences for him celebrating that we didn't get them Monday.
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>>83355268
He shat his knickers at the thought of IDs. It was pretty funny seeing the cope.
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>>83354319
Yeah we did, but it was at like 4 Electronics Boutique shops for one week



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