Loch Doon edition
fing is im unemployed at 38 years old with no friends or previous relationships all because of immigration.
ickle twoll mong is a bit thick lads. is that why he's so angry?
you dont have to shove your fetish in everyones faces yeah? keep it to yourself pal x
That's not footlad lads
little lad was terrified on mondayoh the IDsNOT THE IDs*fills knickers with poo*
HHL virgin 40GAY!
Done by his mortal enemies, he flails his arms about like a little child.Dummy spat out.Toys out of the pram.Mind racing with thoughts of this thread.Dominated.Coping.Seething.
>>83355230Why are there so many Scottish edition laddie?
I'm in awe at this melty someone is having, wonder if he'll ever calm down
Blinded by rage.WHY WON'T IT DIE!!He weeps into his pillow
Me? Watching another wepisode of that Foodtopia weason 2. Might just binge the rest of the wepisodes tonight because why not x
>>83355327bringing back the spirit of /scotfeel/, oh aye x
T-they can't be here tomorrowSURELY!
>>83355354best part is you can watch them again tomorrow night as you will forget you watched them tonight due to your alcoholic dementia sean x
AbsoIutely seething.I'm starting to think HHL turned him down (in a sexual way).
top tip with HHl is he admitted a weakness and now alphas pounce on him for it GAY!
Is throwing up the cheat code to drinking as much as you want
>>83355396Sounds like why you throw up lad crack on
footlad won and hhl army scattered it been a bloodbath by all accounts historians will look fondly upon this day x
shrooms at zootropolis 2 tn lads
>he needs his sockpuppet to back him up
>>83355410When did this happen? Was it an imaginary battle?
I'm tellin' you that ain't footlad
I spent the last 2 weeks ripping into HHL but now I feel sorry for him
Necking that wot woodle nows x
All this subterfuge, changing posting style, impersonating and wrecking recognisable posters you're an alpha on an anonymous website lad honest lol
>>83355491I don't think it bothered him, lad.
>>83355495I think he could be devastated
>>83355410>by all accounts historians will look fondly upon this dayOver time the historical consensus will change is all I'm saying.
Ofcom are breddy gay.
>>83355327It nice.ngl x
Wot woodle has been necked but still feel wungry. Might have to conduct a late night snack raid x
https://youtu.be/DTWYQhTT388 [Embed] nightmare fuels init n_n x
https://youtu.be/4rxW6jCbhmA oh aye n.n
>>83355628You eat too much.
Brown subhumans
We r like the dreamer that dreams n lives in the dreams ~_~
>>83355703Phwoar those were lush
>>83355700Get rid
>>83355678Nah I just seem like I do because I enjoy slop posting on britfeel. In reality, I probably eat less than the average person.>>83355630Corr remember watching that back in the day. The 2005 King Kong was actually pretty kino. My favorite part is when they first contact those spooky tribal people ont the island. Might give it another watch soon x
Think I'm gonna have a quick wank to help me sleep. Then sex with the gf tomorrow
Mad how Ukraine is just out here murkin Russian tankers in the Black Sea on the reg nowadays. Wutin fuming x
>>833557252005 when war of the worlds Tom cruise came out too saw it in cinema ~_~
>>83355745Same, but instead of sex with the gf tomorrow I'll have a spliff, and instead of having it tomorrow I'll have it tonight before I have a wank.
>>83355703miss those so much ;__;picrel too. Campinos, strawbs n cream flavour. lush.
>>83355777That sounds like a good time too lad. Enjoy it
I just fell down the stairs lads
Theyre also removing Harry Potter films from Netfflix, 31st of December. It sux but everything on nflix is subject to change.
>>83355776>war of the worlds Oh aye xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCHHv7ojfiw
>>83355784Thanks lad, hope you enjoy yours.>>83355794What happened, is you ok?
>>83355781Whenever i want u all i have to do is dream x
>>83355811>What happened, is you ok?Yeah I'll be alight. Hurt my ankle and shaken up, but I will recover.
This scene made me proud to be a human being.Them Tripods finally got BTFO after cooking us all film so it hit harder. Watching this in the cinema would have been a great experience but I wasn't old enough to see it then.
Reagan was right about one thing. Humanity will only ever truly come to together when we have a common enemy to fight.Spielberg knows the score x
>>83355837How did it happen? Hopefully you'll be ok tomorrow.I once (drunkenly) woke up/came round on my back on the kitchen floor looking up at the doorway to the stairs. Wobbled up to bed, then went down the following morning, aching a bit, and realised the window at the bottom of the stairs was broken, and I had a massive bruise on my back and down my side. Not got a clue what happened, I doubt I fell from the top of the stairs, as I'd have done more damage I think.
>>83355874I've been drinking. I don't know how it happened, I just was moving fast on the stairs and suddenly lost my footing.Glad I'm not old, that could have been the end.
>>83355871We would be a bit like the ppls on north sentinel island if aliens invaded ig. Vulnerable nd confusing as well though n.n
>we come in peaceProof?
>>83355899>We would be a bit like the ppls on north sentinel island if aliens invadedNot for me, I like it.
Another wuppa garn down that hatch. Oh aye x
>>83355923Depends what kind, a cylon gf would be ok n.n
>>83355895At least you're not on your way to hospital. Live and learn eh lad. I always think "slow is smooth and smooth is fast" when trying to get things done in (what would have been ) a hurry.
>>83355899The power stance 2nd from right is funny af to me whenever i see this.He looks like a toy you get in a christmas cracker or smth
Mary stamps i got yday
That lad in the last thread was a jew then
>>83355895Ngl in my house when i was wee we had a radiator that ws like razor sharp edged right at the bottom of the stairs on the Right n my wee pal fell down the stairs when we were Fannying about sliding down the streets n stuff n i remember seeing his head ws like a few inches away from the radiator that I had a vision for a minute that if he had been a bit more to the right it basically would have sliced into his skull easily imo So it was like an early lesson of like Yeah shit can go bad quite easily
Am somewhat befuddled bc on the Wikipedia article for animal bars it specifically says "they were never made by Rowntrees" however on this page:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Rowntree%27s_brandsIt lists animal bar I feel like in my mind i can see rowntrees name on animal bars byt I canny really say if it's my imagination or mandela effect
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_Bar_(chocolate_bar)In Overview it says rowntrees never made So this is a clear contradiction?
We all just lucid dreaming in life x
>>83356021https://youtube.com/shorts/tgGtDQMFjcI n.n x
This scene made me proud to be a vulpine fox.Them herbivores finally got BTFO after cooking us all film so it hit harder. Watching this in the cinema would have been a great experience but I was too old to see it then.
>>83354947The matrix is meant to be 90s af so it can only be as "cringe" in the future as anybody already finds it now Today.As the matrix(the film) + the matrix(the simulation) is meant to be the 90s. So u cant say its cringe for being of its Time as thats obvious.
Mad how things like whales casually exist right now and people rarely every talk/think about it. Elephants and Gorillas too. Fucking mental when you think about it xPeople rather talk about who's garn win I'm a Celebrity or some bullshit drama NPC style.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsMuvyZdUAk
>>83356071What are we doing right now. Are you actually gay
>>83356071Ngl ave seen this but I canny remember what happens in it. Was probably during weed era
flitting back and forth on whether to order some late-night choccies on that Gopuffdon't want to get fat tbqh but i do want choccies but do i actually? a cool person made me aware of picrel and i could impulse buy picrel and it'd be here in 20-30 mins AAAAAA
>>83356084Gay? Buddy, I'm gonna yiff that little bunny slut so hard next movie let me tell you
>>83356088Rly nice after its been in the fridge for a bit n.n
>>83356075true, the leather/sunglasses coolness exists within the 90s-set simulation so it's like looking at a period piece and saying "why are those Victorians not wearing the latest fits? fr fr."but even the real-world clothes look cosy. those jumpers they all have.
>>83356079There was a tribe in i fink asia that worshipped a blue whale in their religion as a sea god bc one randomly migrated to where they lived.They thought it was a sea god how it made all the sea birds nd all the fishes nd everything appear with it like it summoned them. Plus being 110 feet long. Imagine being out on the sea fishing n seeing that go past in pre-internet era when youve never seen it before.
>>83356100Are you talking about the rabbit? Is it female?
>>83356079The ocean pollution sux really Whales, dolphins seals are mammals like us nd they live in sludge nd feces we throw in the water. It sad desu
The thing young cunts won't get is that the "look" in the Matrix was the most stylish, designer, fucking ultra-Gucci Balenciaga representation of 90s fashion and aesthetics. They will look at that and think that was just average 90s "cool", when it wasn't, even back then it was pushing right at the edge of over the top aesthetics. They don't have the context.
>>83356120Based af. Blue whales are so big even sharks and orcas don't fuck with them. Only danger to them are evil humans.
>>83356146Pretty sure nobody thinks that. The Matrix movies were very over-the-top. It would be like thinking the Blade movies were how people were dressing in British schools in the 90s.
>>83356157THe largest known animal ever n_n their tongue weighs same as a elephant. So cool.
Black Ops 3: Zombie Chronicles has finally finished installing. Bout times anarl.Might have a few games nows x
>>83356120>>83356142>>83356157Whales are fine. Stop worrying about stupid shit because you watched a YouTube video.The only threat to whales nowadays is whaling, which only happens occasionally from the Japanese but they're generally protected everywhere in the world. They aren't dying from poo. They're fine.
>>83356157Ngl i cant get over this one>Rough estimates put the hedgehog population in England, Wales and Scotland at about one million, compared with 30 million in the 1950s.https://betterplaneteducation.org.uk/factsheets/hedgehog-threats-to-the-hedgehog
>>83356159Not really my point, my point is they won't have a reference point other than other TV/movies that were from the time period. The Matrix is so strongly associated with the time period that it will form part of their baseline. So they won't quite get how much of a contrast it looked at the time.Kind of like if I think about the 60s, obviously I associate it with hippy tie dye psychedelic Beatles looking shit, I have no real baseline reference to understand how that looked in the context of the actual real life 60s.
>>83356187I understood your point, I'm saying I don't believe it's a thing. People aren't that stupid. They know the Matrix movies were not real, and people weren't dressing like that in the 90s.
>>83356170Not rly, in the sea they can get entangled in fish nets, hit by ships etc. too. On the earth Lions have lost 94% of their historic habitat range in Europe, Asia,Africa. That is fxing insane when you think about it. Obviously humans need space on the planet but it goes too far desu.Imagine you take the human population nd where we live nd carve out 6% of it and thats where we live now. Nd its not even for a good reason. Its like aliens have landed n their like "we want to build a shopping mall" Like alien offices nd factorys built over your grannys house.Its not right.
There remains one animal that humanity's excess can not and will never defeat.
>>83356201No, you clearly did not understand the point, that's not what I was saying. You div.
Pic rel Florida panther that theres only 200 of left in the world bc ppls building houses nd skyscrapers Where they live So they have access to 5% of the habitat they used to have Which is like a permanent boxroom. Other than that they get knocked down by cars constantly. Quite possible it will go extinct while were alive just like barbary lion in the 20th century along with caspian tiger, tasmanian devil it just happens. The thing is What purpose did it serve humans to delete species were still the same miserable nd angry humans as before wjats the point in doing that. Same in the UK wildlife all declining so what in 50 years its jst a horrible little wage slave prison island with white LED lights blaring and no hedgehogs, birds, foxes, anything that makes life a bit magic is stamped out. Its depressing.
>>83356170The humpback whale population has actually had a major recovery over the past few decades since conservation measures were put in place.
>>83356211I agree, Africans are a problem.
>>83356222One came right up to me sniffed my shoe one night just like a dog.Was magical feeling desu.My old neighbour left raw chicken in his garden for them saw them all come in at night for Tea.
>>83356225So what were you saying then...?I suspect I did understand you and you got upset
>>83356178Grim af. Seagulls also have declined by 70% in the UK since the 1970s as well.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gevqv3zxlo
decided to make porridge instead of buying chocolates/sweets
I'm in that airport. FAST TRACKdesu
>>83356222Not being funny but I joined the green party bc the guy outside Promoted it. I wasnt a political person to know the scores. He was going on about Fox hunting nd theyre gonna pass laws for foxes. Would I sign up to help the Foxes I said Yeah definitely as its only 1 pound a month to join. So they got me to join but i never heard about foxes from them once.It was all emails about gay pride, etc. They scammed me into 1 pound a month direct debit.
>>83356262Reckon if you polled ppl theyd think theres millions of seagulls that will never run out.NEeds more awareness tbqh
>last played Black Ops 3 exactly 3664 days ago>game has still kept my rank and classes the way it was back thenOh aye we level 26. Thought it would have deleted my data after this much time without playing so get in there.
>>83356262Wouldn't have thought that when I was in Scarborough last year. Never seen so many of the fuckers in my life, got shat on by one of them. We've even got seagulls here all year round in Loughborough now, about as far away from the sea as you can get.
>>83356301Cus theyre heavily concentrated in some areas init.Some places you go it feels like theres millions gives impression its same everywhere.
>>83356250Anyone else scottish went to Blair Drummond safari park on a school trip? ~_~ i was finking its quite strange/funny that theres just a field with lions nd giraffes in the middle of scotland as if its africa.West Midlands safari park aswell.
Would rather remain an incel than marry a woman with tattoos.
>>83356222saw one in the cycle path near my house. cool place because it attracts both yobs drinking/smoking (and i've found a few needles, plus people hiding sometimes)but on the non-human front there are hares. or robbits. whichever it'd be. you see tnem bounding along from side to side on a night.and the day i saw a FOX and i shit myself because i've never seen a fox outside London. let alone here up north.
>>83356250Ngl africas population is hard to imagine.Nigeria alone 230million.Its hard to imagine it albeit its getting easier in recent times as our population Density is absymal. WW1-2 era population was probably ideal? Norways mainland is 25% larger than Britains yet their population is 5 million. Ave never been but i have to imagine its more Comfy than here to say the least.
>>83356254They've proper colonised some parts of my town, just see 'em trotting down the street like they know they have as much right to be there as we do, I always think yeah good for you mate. Hard working fox providing for his kids, doing a bit of uber eats on the side, stand up member of the community. Probably isn't declaring the income but if rich cunts get to dodge tax with offshore accounts an all that shit why shouldn't he.
>>83356328>Would rather remain an incel than marry a woman with tattoos.The right choice. Women with tattoos aren't even women, they're just random worthless objects.
Fox is a caniform but their behaviour is quite feline imo. Opposite of hyena thats a feliform but act like a dog.
>>83356328It registers in my brain as Dirt like tattoos is like a dirty diseased thing like a old wet dirty manky dish towel thats been left in minging old water for weeks something disgusting. It feels like something that needs cleaned off their body. In any other context it would be.
>>83356355Is that rly unusual to see them?,Its relatively common sight here,not that far away.You probly hear their intense mating noises.They r very shy though.Only see briefly.Theres a woman on youtube that feeds them at her door though.I saw one in London too.
https://youtu.be/-_WOOm301Sc ~_~
Excellent, the thread has been claimed for the fox species. You may now all pay tribute to your new overlords.
>>83356462What the fox garn on matey x ~_~
Omg n.n https://youtu.be/lho5P9Z1hKY
Gna have these koka noodles before bed fat cunt style rly need to sort out my eating but its hard to exercise when its frozen outside n.n
Koka is the best noodle to me desu better than pot noodle,supernoodle Its just hits the spot somehow I love getting kokad up its empty calories though
On that frijj strawberry milkshake grind now x
>tfw no gf>tfw no passport
Is blad here did he do his pip review? n.n was it wca? n.n
>>83356709Am learning secret teachings from Hindus for how to reincarnate as a millennial white woman x ~_~
Fuck this country. Claim benefits and PIP for mental health. I will not work just to be alone and play video games until I die. FUCK WORKING.
may have caved.CROSSLAD LOOK WHAT I HAVE
1 in 5 care workers are foreign nationals.
Got to round 19 in BO3 zombies. Not bad given I haven't played for ages.
>>83356797Based n fridgepilled x
Choccy lolly thats a owl i had yday
Gettin ready for bed ~_~
Finishing off this strawberry milkshake then garn beddingtons x
also off to bed will miss you lot until tomorrownight HHLnight Crossnight all
caught the flu, feel pure shit
>>83357235Night lid. Just got into beddingtons meself but garn watch some YouTubes on me lappy for a bit. Got that ASMR on tap x
>>83357269Why are you so small, Sean?
>>83357276Being small is womfy, I wish I was even smaller so normal women look like Giantesses. Cheers x
>>83357235Good night friend sleep well
Real wagie hours now. Neets are asleep.
>>83357454me? work in 20
Need some strong NEET cock in me!
>5amStill awake me x
>>83357584ill piss on your sheets when you sleep
Welsh titlod was best titlod. Patrician tastes during that lockdown we had. I miss him and hope he is keeping well.
No pussy, no work. No contribution to society. I will never pay taxes unless you count VAT from taxes paid to me by the state.
20+ posts by HHL in a thread of not quite 150 posts. Tells you all you need to know, really. Beyond grim.
>>83357655Is there VAT in turkey?
>>83357662They call the tax KDV in Turkey. It's not referred to as VAT.
>>83357660Of those 150 posts at least 50 were made by me
Sleepy times with Goddess Glow xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrEUq29gwWM
>>83357696you look like puberty never happenend for you, probably why your penis is so small too, if i were you id kms
>>83357682In the absence of any proof, this is a worthless and cringe statement x
Last few days for me on 4chan, leaving on Dec 31st>inb4 see u Jan 1 XD
me? wank in 20.
all i want for christmas is post scarcity star terk communism
Me? Been at work for nearly an hour. Wank in 20 x
>>83357755>>8335777420 what though?
Had a weird dream. I was at an airport getting a train from the terminal and a stupid paki woman in a hijab was blocking the doors for me to get on the train so I gave her a smack and told her to get out the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj4EYnNcvtU
Nobody clicks on your youtube links, virgin mong
>>83357778Twenty is all you need to know, simpleton.
>>83357836i though you were going to sleep
I sleep when I want mate. Nobody tells me what to do x
>>83357911>Nobody tells me what to doexcept when it comes to """""volunteer""""" work
The paki woman started wailing in paki language but nobody cared. Then there were people sitting inside the train right by the doors and I told them to move as well, they did move though, seems a bad design to have seats right by the doorsWHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>83357965it sounds like you have a lot of aggression inside you, not that im a therapist or anything
Sean's family should move back to Ireland. We don't need benefits scroungers here.
>>83358001>We don't need benefits scroungers herecourse we do britfeel depends on them
I sleeps now. Have a fun day at work wagies x
>>83358018dont forget to put a nappy on
HHL lives in an old people's home
Morning ladsNothing back from the prostitute yet, last message was at 18:00 on Monday so I guess we're currently at Day 2.5 of "a few days"
i need to use my neet leisure time wisely while it last so i shall be going for a bike ride later
if you think about it the underclass have more in common with the upper class than any other>doesn't work>leach off society>no morals>selfish
>>83358116Which class do you belong to laddie
>>83358124working but i quit a few days ago so maybe you could say i was under although i am actively looking for work
Morning lados
>>83358159mornin' whats the plan ?
>>83358192Wank marathon on amphetamine
>>83358272decadent, enjoy yourself
Some tranny has been stalking wops.
im considering a second breakfast
>>83358315What did the first breakfast consist of?
>>83358323>What did the first breakfast consist of?crumpets
Jobsworths in black. No more powers than a member of the public. Creepy freaks recording you on their body cameras. Record them back.
>>83358327What will the second breakfast consist of?
>>83358332sausage bacon and eggs if i have all that
Ruthmong have you ever been to London?
>>83358292Fucking disgusting. How dare anyone make rWops uncomfortable. I hate this 'Katie' with a passion now.
>>83358330qewt!
>>83358348>Wopsi thought this meant italians ?
>>83358349She'll run at any confrontation. Women are useless cute or not.
>>83358366Not as useless as you
>>83358366they're useful when you need to pat down a woman, a man would risk a sexual assault claim if he did it
>>83356747No mate it was a UC review (not had it yet, just submitted the evidence) where some Indian wfh worker looks through your bank account and scrutinises you over little trivial purchases. It's a humiliation ritual through and through.
>>83358330Look at the pig with his gang badge and trousers tucked into his boots. Thinks he's in the army. Haha. Fucking bellend.
>>83358347I went on my own a few times a long time ago just to walk round.
>>83358360It's like nigger but for italians yeah
The most endless and most thankless task knownt to mankind
Racism outside of /b/? Not acceptable.
>>83358360Been posting here now for 14 months and you lot still won't tell me why you call her wops, I've asked multiple times.
>>83358435we are a mysterious and secretive clique i dont know either heh heh
Eye surgery cancelled for now. No burning holes in my eyes with lasers for me, no sir. Flu outbreak at the hospital where it's getting done. I do just want it over with, but it's ok as 1 of the servers I doss about on (gaming) is releasing a new map today, so that's fun.>>83358422It's fun anon, just rubbish if the weather is crap. Also, the dog loves you for it but can't vocalise it.
Can't wait for UBI, wooo, sit about all day while AI and robots do the work. Yeah bb.Who will fund the UBI? Serious question, are governments going to be borrowing money for people to spend to prop up the economy? Bit pointless. Are the corporations that created AI going to fund UBI? Why would a business reduce its profits to pay for the useless class?Maybe this altruistic utopia exists, but not in our timeline.
>>83358557We already have UBI, it's just called benefits.
>>83358560Not for everybody. That's the issue with that commie fallacy. If they (((the powers that be))) have an issue with bennies now, imagine if the whole country was on it.
feeling in a dossing kinda mood, oh aye.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9xKvex-y44
Do they have much of an issue with it now? Doesn't seem like they do in practice, regardless of their rhetoric. The amount of money and who can access it has only gone up over time.
>>83358557They'd father you slave 12 hours a day than pay more taxes for AI.
>>83358594They'd have to fund the UBI, I'm not sure how they'd do that. Higher taxes? Probably. Would businesses leave the country?
>>83358557The idea is that the UBI is funded from increased tax revenues from massive ai productivity gains
Daphne has Greek origins, where it is associated with the laurel tree and means "laurel." Learn something new every day.
>>83358557Probably will happen in the 2040s or 50s. If everybody is unemployed who will buy their useless products? The company's making hundreds of billions if not trillions by then will have to pay more taxes to fund it they don't have a fucking choice governments will have to drag them come kicking and screaming to pay up, otherwise the other 99.99% of the population will make the French Revolution look like a joke. It gets worse before things get better expect mass poverty, strife, war and famine for all classes even the upper middle class before UBI comes into place. Why do you think the billionaire class are investing in nuclear bunkers? They know what's coming.
>>83358614Not a higher rate of taxes. There would be more tax revenue.
>>83358632Stalkers learn loads about their victims yeah
>>83358614My point is these rich mongs would choose to have you slave rather than pay more in taxes for AI. AI has to benefit them and be worth it. To be honest, it doesn't affect me. I have no plans to work as I can live comfortably on UC and PIP. I don't need much in life. Just internet and video games.
going to have an induction for a job tomorrow. only 2 days of neet freedom, not happy, didnt even get any bennies.
Ghouls like Jeff Bezos are foaming at the mouth for full automation when that comes into place shit will hit the fan very quickly, some Amazon factories already have some elements of self automation. It will happen sooner than you think.
>>83358619I'm not in favour of UBI, but it seems like even within its own internal logic this isn't feasible. The sort of people who propose UBI are also exactly the sort who will decry any use of AI that isn't very heavily regulated and paired down to virtually nothing. You can't demand UBI funded by AI-driven productivity gains when you also throw a shitfit when you find out some company is using AI to write their emails and perform customer service. That's where the productivity is gained.
>>83358641Nah just hate liars. Imagine pretending you are associated with Turkey.
>>83358619Good idea, but would it be achievable in reality? I don't know.
>>83358435It because her eyes are wopsided
>>83358655you are associated with turkey
>>83358657By forcing companies to pay more in tax revenue, company's like Amazon will hardly have any overheads like paying for employees wages and distribution costs it will all be automated (robots packing things in the factories, self driving vehicles and probably delivery drones by then). Amazon is already a trillion dollar company imagine how much it will make with full automation?
>>83358662No, I'm British lad. Too many immigrants in my country using up our public services.
>>83358671>No, I'm British ladProof?
>>83358651>Amazon factories
Things no Brit would ever say>No, I'm British lad See how forced and unnatural it looks. You'd have to be a fool to believe it.
>>83358652Well yeah. If you heavily regulate the use of AI then you do not need UBI anyway>>83358657It would be the only way forward in a scenario where AI takes the majority of jobs. But I doubt it will happen any time soon. AI will just take low tier jobs and allow one high performer to do the work of 10 low performers. It will take 20% or 30% of jobs and there will be a narrative that if you lost your job you deserve it
>ofcom niggas found hqpornerit's over for my cock
>>83358683The non sequitur about public services too lol
>>83358681Warehouse. You know what I mean
>>83358686oof RIP lad, hope you've not uploaded a selfie to get back on my lad x
>>83358665I'm too high to think now, and being honest, I wasn't starting the conversation at my optimum level. But, thanks for giving me something to think about (my take on this situation).
Beans on toast status [x]
>>83358686Works for me de lid. You sure it's ofcom and not something else?
Why won't Ruthmong post on /int/?
I'll take it out on wagies if they take my benefits away. You don't fuck with mentally unwell NEETs. Just fucking accept some people don't want to work.
>>83358743Not wanting to work is not a mental illness.
>>83358743You're not on benefits though
Considering letting some poor down on her luck student or recent graduate or otherwise 18-24 year old girl live in my spare room in exchange for no less than three sex per week. Details to be finalised when contract signing takes place. She'll still have to contribute to bills and buy her own food. Win all round really, just not sure how the wife will take it.
>>83358743you'd have thought it would be conservative leaning parties out to take our bennies de lid, but no, its that weasel queer starmer. Fucking 'ate labour me my lad, never cared about us native bennymongs, only the brown ones.
I genuinely just cannot handle interaction with women lads.Even this latest fucking message exchange with an escort has me sick with worry as I think she will ghost me because I told her I'm a virgin in our last meeting. I just fucking know she won't get back to me and I will have to chase which will make me look desperate and then I really am screwed.What is wrong with me? Why can't I just be normal? Why can't people just give precise commitments? I just do not know what to do. My assumption is she will ghost me. How can I trust literally any woman?Maybe I should just give up on the idea of seeing escorts. A lifetime of being a virgin has left me completely jaded and nervous.
>>83358755Are they 'taking your bennies'? They don't seem to be. Benefit spending is increasing lad.
>>83358755Just get a job. Problem solved.
>>83358746I find work incredibly depressing as I don't get the rewards of partaking in society. Therefore I am mentally not fit to work.>>83358751You don't know that.>>83358755Only good thing about Labour is they always fear the NEET lone men lashing out.
>>83358767>I find work incredibly depressing as I don't get the rewards of partaking in society. Therefore I am mentally not fit to work.Being sad is not a mental illness. You are not 'depressed', you are reacting perfectly rationally to your situation, you are, by definition, mentally healthy.
>>83358767>You don't know that.Are you Ruthmong?
>>83358730That's because you're in turkey
Yet another night passed where me and the wife don't fuck. Starting to come apart at the edges lads.
>>83358764now why would I do that lad?give up me bennymong house and all my bennies just to work 8 hours a day (or more) and be worse off?don't make sense to me my lad x
>>83358805Get a job with a good salary. Problem solved.
>>83358799It's in your own hands pal. Make it a night where the wife doesn't fuck, but you do. Be a man.
The morning spaff hath concluded X
>>83358789Just a depressed neet incel lad.>>83358778I am depressed and don't like to go out. It's too much anxiety for me. I'll look a right state too.
>>83358842>I am depressed and don't like to go out. It's too much anxiety for me. I'll look a right state too.That's sad, and I'm sorry for you lad, but that's not a genuine impediment to gainful employment. Plenty of people are sad and work, you are no different and you're not a special case.
>>83358842Get some speed in ya for that motivation boost
Any latest BritNormie updates?
>>83358855Still sprogless
>>83358819>good salarykek my lad, you're not from the norf are you
>just get a good salaryAh yes, wonderful advice.
>>83358866Move to the south. Problem solved.
>>83358869What is bad about that advice?
Heading back to doctors in an hour, get some of the good stuff (ear goop)
>>83358873i could also an hero but I won't my lad, too happy taking my bennies from you taxcattle
>>83358878>taking my bennies from youI don't live in the UK.
Even if I did work, what would be the point? I'd not be in a relationship either way. "Just get a job first." Oh. Then it becomes "You need to work on yourself." Then "You need to be doing something more than minimum wage dead end work if you want a relationship." Tired of it all. Depressing as fuck. Never enough.
>>83358887stay a NEET then but stop complaining pls
>>83358874The fact that it's not actual advice. Any advice along the lines of just be X isn't helpful because it offers no path to achieving the goal.>just be a movie star>just be a male model>just be a millionaire
>>83358887I know, you need to put in effort if you want things. The horror
>>83358880why you seething then my lad? bit weird
>>83358887no point working mate, youll be worse off.
Thinking of deleting it all to be honest. This is no life. It's OCD, compulsive.
>>83358898So advice is only valid if the person giving the advice is prepared to hold your hand and guide you through every tiny step like a little child? Oh dear lol
Job as a bin lorry driver is going on the council website, I might apply
>>83358911No, advice is only valid if its actionable. You can give simple advice like just brush your teeth if someone's complaining about bad breath or yellow enamel, that's perfectly fine. The problem comes from intractably complex situations/outcomes being offered as a 'solution' in simple terms e.g. just be a millionaire.
>>83358912No driving licence me. Doubt I'll ever drive. It's just too expensive on low paid jobs.
>efukt.com/24571_REAL_Anal_Virginity_Lost_On_Camera.htmlThe efukt guy's quite kinographically gifted, is he not
>>83358903Not seething, lad. Just want you to be happy.
Going to die by gravity someday because I know I'll never have sex and love. Any other guy living like me would be in and out of mental wards.
>>83358917Who said anything about being a millionaire?
Anal sex is quite common in muslim countries like Turkey because the lass will technically still be a virgin then.
Fucking wasted my life.
>>83358958Crazy how Ruthmong has never even done anal
depressing wagie hours x
>>83358981i guess your life is more fun eh? x
Have restocked on my nice zopiclones, sleep is hard to come by these days. Have also been tempted into a tapentadol nasal spray for quick and effective pain relief, I'm sure this won't end terribly but the price was surely right.
>>83358981wagies are at work de lid the depressed mongos posting pictures of cliffs must be 'womfy bennies chads'.
>>83358959>Fucking wasted my life.ebin?
shall maketh my next spaff to some beautiful buxom big booty nubian kweens me finks oh aye shall be quite the adventurington in coomland x
Think I can top 29 Yous in under 12 hours today if I really put in the effort. Phone is charged. Laptop powered on. Got my piss bottle emptied and I'll eat between posting as ever. It's riling up time you're getting pwned little lads.
>>83359026Mate anyone can do it. Just post a photo of that retro Katie and watch all the (You)s fly in. I started that "gimmick" lol.
Just finishing off this 2000 word Escordlad post I've been working on. You'll be creasing lads. I'll be knee deep in Yous.
>>83359044Can I make a suggestion for series 2? EscortLad visits a rent boy
Dealing with a client from Turkey today at work. Wonder if it's turkmong; he seems retarded enough.
Autism is one hell of a condition kek
>>83359041I was making half a dozen or more replies to your epic "gimmick" same old same old laugh at the youtube lolcow post lol.
>>83359069I guarantee that 95% of these people are not autistic in any meaningful sense. They ape it and affect behaviours because they want attention and they think pretending to be le hyperfocus autist is a quirk chungus way of doing so.
noooooo you cant have autism if your not from 4chan noooooo
>>83359079Are you autistic in any meaningful sense?
>>83359091No, and I don't pretend to be.>>83359087Not at all what I said, don't pretend like the majority of these people aren't doing it for le quirky attention haha.
Always licked the knife I eat with and mummy always told me off. Am I special, one autism please.
If I stop porn what will I do with my free time and a libido? Makes you realise there's nothing really in life.
>>83359079the funny thing about this autism shit is when you have it, communication difficulties can make it hard to get diagnosed. if you fall in the range where you're not banging on your head like a spastic you can fall through the cracks. let me tell you this anon: in Australia theres been like this crazy surge in %es of people being diagnoses with autism and being put in the disability pension. these incredibly high functioning normalfags see videos on tiktok about the shit and want to fit in with their friends. so they go around medical sites reading the symptoms until they remember most of it. then doctors basically ask them questions about autism and they know what to say based on what they've read. they'll be assertive enough to push their parents to see a doctor, communicative enough to describe "what its totally liek having autism" based on their googling and tiktok videos, and then get put on disability for life for made up bullshit. and its not like you can really disprove what they're saying. you go to a psychologist who administers tests for these things and they will make the person answer a standard battery of questions that anyone can look up what it is online beforehand. its the equivalent of studying for an exam for these normalfags. only they're just studying to pass the autism exam.
>>83359129so what youre saying is youre unemployed and you wank a lot. no different to millions and millions of other men.
>>83359129Shag your wife. You do have a wife, right?
>>83359132Yeah pretty much lad, it's all a big grift.
>>83359129Find a relationship or hobby
Autism is not real anyway
Incels aren't real anyway, there are billions of women out there horny and willing to fuck.
>>83359145You can't just find someone these days. Plenty of men doing the right things getting nowhere romantically. It's a cruel world.
DJE is in in DORSERT
>>83359160phwoarrr going to have some fun in grok with that one
>>83359147If it's not real why does HHL have a diagnosis?
>>83359179Creepy freak kys
>>83359144apparently ive been autistic all my life and only got diagnosed in my 20s. then in my 30s my parents still dont believe its real. like me being unable to speak to anyone due to anxiety wasnt a red flag, or fear of crowds, sleep problems, noise sensitivity, and other weird crap. i think my parents would rather just pretend im normal then face the reality that theres something that wrong with me.
hihihi theyll never figure out how i got them talking about one of my personality dollies hihi
>>83359193Mate you think you've got it bad. I'm blind a deaf too.
>>83359177Did he bring noseplugs?
Used to be a britfeel personality me i was. Nowadays i keep a low profile
>>83359192wigglewigglebumbum phwoaaaaar
>>83359193>i think my parents would rather just pretend im normal then face the reality that theres something that wrong with me.This is a huge thing with middle class parents. Scum class parents are delighted to get the extra bennies so they wave their weird kids in front of the DWP asap
Went to the Mennonite farmers' market yestadee with mother to purchase several pounds of ground pig for our Christmas hamloaf. Do you lot have hamloaf? It's so delicious.
>>83359211Alri titlad hope you're doing alright there pal
>>83359207>Did he bring noseplugs?BAZINGA
>>83359177Has he informed the local police force about his SHPO?
the guy who gets upset by our gimmicks is here and will now start spaming the thread for the next hours
>>83359240Think it's the same guy as the BN spammer?
We all in doctors waiting room of life. Just like that fugazi song, you know? It's a metaphor, but not for me I am literally in a doctor waiting room. >I am a patient boy, I wait I wait I wait I wait. Time running down the drain. I'm in the waiting room. Just like that.
>>83359254No I'm the BN spammer
>>83359147It is but women cannot be autistic.
>A gimmick is something that is not serious or of real value that is used to attract people's attention or interest temporarily.>Or post it for years if you're an unfunny brain dead mong with nothing to say.
>>83359267Most britfeel gimmicks are of high quality imo
my autistic super power is sitting alone everyday posting on 4chan and wanking
All day, every day. No matter how many months between my visits to this place it never changes.
>>83359278Better to post content than to read content, no?
>>83359296Are you... wait.. you're not.. you're not implying that he's here to.. read it all?
just ate some spicy chicken and rice
Proper worries about my job lads, over the past two years there have been tons of parts of it that have been offshored to India and the Philippines and now AI is being brought in to do other parts of it too.Thing is I'm a 33 year old man with a mortgage and a family to support and I have no real skills. The fuck am I gonna do if I'm made redundant?
>>83359322Move to India and the Philippines and get a job there.
*ceIebrates*
>>83359343Does this net you more bennies?
>>83359343What medical condition do you have then, lad? Workshy bastard syndrome?
> AA Christmas Ads 2025 stream is upCorrrrrrrIt that time of year again already
>>83359354Yes an extra 418 pounds per month
>>83359306Prove it lad (you won't)
>>83359369I have tennis elbow. It prevents me from working sorry.
>>83359354It does, thankfully, been struggling. But also I'm not in the work prep group now, so takes pressure off.First thing I'm going to go wild on? Eating healthily and having more meals per day, as currently doing enforced OMAD (one meal a day)>>83359369Nah, just plain old boring multiple sclerosis.
>>83359375Very nice lad and I think you don't need to look for work or do any job search type courses either?
>>83359379its already in my belly, youll just have to take my word for it
>>83359402Yes correct. The DWP will leave you alone now, until 2028 and onwards.
if being a neet is so great why are all the neets here depressed?
>>83356222IZ A FOCKS
>>83359419Because they're coping.
>>833594132028 what are they expecting >Hi Mr Anon so we are here to review your claim how have you been getting on. Well Mr.Mrs,Miss,Ms,they,them. I took a couple of aspirin and my MS cleared right up, got any work going I'm up for it now.
>>83359402NTA but I am the lad who had the decision.Just had my next appointment cancelled as well.
if being a wagie is so great why are all the wagies here depressed?
MSlad you're a lucky boy. LCWRA rates for new claimants are being halved in 2026 you've got the standard rate just in time.
Why do mongs reply for other posters are you that desperate for attention?
>>83359435Oh sickness/disability benefits are changing in 2028. The WCA is being abolished and replaced with a PIP style test system, also if you are in receipt of PIP you will automatically be granted the new UC health and disability payment which is replacing LCWRA.
>>83359447Why aren't you at work, lad? It's thursday morning.
i sometimes reply with "NTA" but i am infact that anon lol
>>83359466Cheeky little devil you.
>>83359466devious little scamp
>>83359464I'm a wfh chad. Master race. You?
>>83359464What has my employment status got to do with what I asked. Try hard mega troll.
>>83359461Does that mean everyone will have to be reassessed? Seems shit for the people that are for real, putting them through that again.
>>83359486sure what else would they be doing lad?No job to go to
Work is grim but being skint is grimmer
>>83359494I really enjoy what I do for work. It's creative, interesting and I can do it from home
>>83359474>You?I phonepost from the office
Dear neet diary Thought I needed a poo but it was just a big fart. Well that's enough excitement for today.
Wish I had a fanny
Fanny sniffer
I went to uni with one of the sons of 1980s comedian Jim Davidson.He was a cunt
>>83359543>I went to uniPosh cunt
>>83359372We've had a back and forth about him before, but goddamn I just can't stand him at this point. He should've just stuck to economics desu. He's even countersignalling RW talking points now; he just wants attention. Also Dave Greene now identifies as centre-left or something? Okay pals.
>>83359441Even a couple of hundred a month would make a massive difference for me.Might even be a chance for backdated pay, but not thinking about that too much, as I'd get my hopes up as I've been waiting for this reassessment for 2 years.
Healthy life starts now (sort of, it can really commence on bennies day, christmas eve, a christmas miracle), dinnertime snack of carrots and humus, and some kimchi.
>>83359560He's just got a little bit too much of the contrarianism I guess. It's what makes people interesting in the first place but it gets to the point where people can just constantly shift positions and then it's like. Okay what do you actually believe then. Oh idk, just not that. Old Dickie Spencer is the same. Best to just extract whatever useful information you can from someone's stuff and then ignore the rest.
>>83359486Not sure, I think so. It will take years to re-asses them all I think if you are getting PIP you will just be switched over. Might have to do a ESA to UC style switch over to claim the new UC health element, go to the jobcentre and hand over a few documents and ID. I'm not 100% sure lad. >Seems shit for the people that are for real, putting them through that again.The government don't two fucks about that, they are hellbent on getting the welfare bill down due to pressure from the media and the OBR.
BN is probably eating his wagie slop rn lol
>>83359588You're probably thinking about BN probably eating his wagie slop rn lol
The new bennies stuff is to catch you dossers out,its not just a "simple migration to the new system" You freeloading lads are FUCKED tbqfh
Wagies necking slop right now.
>>83359588BN isn't a wagie lad
>>83359599He's a weegie.
Off to Japan this Christmas fellas. Will be staying in Tokyo. Booked some sumo wrestling viewing and a snow monkey trip. Wife wants to see Harry Potter universal studios for some reason. What should I see in Tokyo?
>>83359607Harry potter universal studios lad
>>83359605He is an edinbugger
>>83359607Talk about more LARPS you fucking twat.
BN fucksYou wank
>>83359615Sorry, I've committed to the joke now, we'll just have to pretend he's from Glasgow.But also, thanks for correcting me, and Edingbugger is quite funny.
>>83359607Just got back from your Amsterdam Christmas dinner?
>>83359622I'm not a wank, you bellend.
>>83359619Will post timestamps from Tokyo lad. Living in Bangkok currently.
Want to force my erect penis down a woman's throat
>>83359607Give Obokozu a visit lad.
Esc-autist on top form today, love to see it. A descent into utter madness played out over weeks. Witnessed and recognised. BN character or no, it has amused me greatly this last few weeks. Bravo.
>>83359637Imagine paying for a Thai hooker to come to Tokyo with you. Bit weird lad.
>>83359624He is from Glasgow lad.
>>83359685My wife is English lad.
What happened to Moni? Does he still post here?
>>83359691He is from Greenock lad.
>>83359607See if you can get a close up look at one of them sideways vaginas without the pixelization
>>83359598>sawdust catering suasages>untoasted bread (his care home doesn't allow him to use a toaster), slathered with "spread" rather than actual butter>microwaved beans>thin bacon>soggy mushrooms>pale cummy egg>underdone oven chipsWow, what a feast!
>>83359716Jesus lad this is sad. Imagine what she would say if she knew you lied about this to save face online
Have organised a nice christmas friend meal tomorrow evening, got 15 of us going to one of them wanky posh pubs for a 2 or 3 course xmas dindins. Shall be beers aplenty. As you age it gets harder to stay in touch with your mates so I think they appreciate me doing the organisational rigamarole. Conveniently one mate who is an out of towner is staying at mine and driving so me and the wifeberg can both have several beers. The tradition has been going on for a few years now and it's probably my favourite event of the season.
>>83359721Posted here a month ago blabbering on about how a Islamic caliphate would be good for the UK.. Lol.
>>83359809Your mate who is staying over, is he a rantallion?
>>83359660Corrrrrrr! Livvverly soft tummy on that lass. Wapanese lassies are the softest and cuddliest. Oh aye. x
Royal Mail taking the piss with deliveries near Christmas tbqh de lids. Still waiting on my Abbott and Costello box set.
Back homes from work now, time for a nap if that's alright with you de lads
I am going to meet my mate Raw Top tomorrow and get fucked up the arse in his breeding zone
>>83359829royal mail, evri and DPD badly falling apart this xmas rush, not enough warehouse staff, not enough drivers or security, oddly enough amazon are doing so well theyre sending people home early some days apparentlyt.lorry anon whos been subcontracting for all of them for the last month
Chika is a non-practising, albeit non-repentant nonce.
>>83359817>Rantallion Worth a google search that. Mate is a she, will indeed ask her if she feels like one.
>HAWG STATUS = CRANKEDTook advantage of the slightly better weather (the ground isnt wet) and ripped the ol hawg around for half an hour Trying to keep it running over winter with the odd ride about the place, if i leave it for a month or so the carb gets gunked up with shite and rust likes to fuck things
>>83359809I hope you get to plough the frenberg if she is amenable X
>>83359889Yeeeeeahhh lad, love a HAWG update me. Think my midlife crisis is pointing me in the direction of some sort of two wheeler. It is most inconvenient not having a garage tho, not sure what the answer is.
>>83359914Take the handle bars off each time you park it de lid
>>83359923*picks it up and puts it in the back of a van*Thanks for the bike. It all on for freeOh you used a chain? Luckily I bought my battery powered angle grinder
>>83359912Wouldn't want to de lid, ten years ago yes, now no thank you. Am much happier plowing the wifeberg.
*consumes more ketamine instead of having lunch*
>>83359914Yeah lid it is a bollox with no garageI have a shed i can clear out and put the bike in there if there is a bad wind storm but its a fucking pain in the arse to trail in in and out tbqfhI just chain it up in the back garden under a cover (out of sight out of mind) Defo recommend 2 wheels lid, its a quality robot hobby >>83359923>>83359930I have trailed my bike into the kitchena few times when there has been rumours of local yoof nicking bikes, the little cunts
>>83359959Alas de lid ain't no rear access to my propertah. Would need to wheel the fucker right through the house to get to the shed. Suppose I could drive a big fuck off stake into the ground on driveway and attach it to that, but there's still issues. I've got a good few years to figure it out, maybe I'll move before getting properly mid life crisis. My mate who turned 40 this year just got a hawg so I have that age to aim for.
Meeting mam at her work at 3 grttin a test done.i really cant be fucked w going outside today.havin a shower now.Might garn cex i fink
>>83360058What test are you getting done lad.
>>83359930You're not picking up a fucking motorbike, retard
Decided to test the waters a bit and wanked off to gay porn. I came but it wasn't very satisfying and it took a lot of work. I can safely say I'm not gay.
Want to have a wank but I have a delivery due today. Don't want to be half way through a wank when the postman comes bloody ell!
>>83359322Get some skills now thenI'm thinking of being a SEN teaching assistant, reckon they won't expect me to do too much with the mongs
>>83360101Don't like the gay lads, does nothing for meI can suspend disbelief a bit if it's a pretty tranny as long as they're wearing stockings or summat
Smelly neet wankers
>>83360066Ecg scan n__n no biggke x
Wops v. Katie update plz?
>>83360128Not me jst out the shower
>>833601002 average lids could EASILY life a smol bike into a van 50cc scooters are basically heavy bicycles You can get any bike into a van with a ramp and enough determination lad
>>83360101So.. You voluntarily watched gay porn then Decided to go all the way and cum, but you're definitely not gay? I've got news for you son that means you're gay now. https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM?si=TrWZnsZww5dWmc05
Isnt it strangely Warm for december like,,..Still freezing at times but not like usual nd one day in november it ws so warm outside even at night. Thast why I was finking there would be a storm nd lo n behold BRAM has appeared. Ngl I dont mind a storm per say but its bad for the cat As she's very light n could get blown away. I put litter tray down last night
>>83360143Not sure lad Katie has been removed from wops's discord and is on the low down at the moment. A little bit like SSM in hiding for his degenerate sexual crimes.
>>83360158apparently the wollox freezing weather on the east coast of America (-20c) is driving the warmer weather this way
>>83360158It's because you used plastic straws
>>83360158I know mate I thought that as well. all throughout November as well, I've still got the fan on im that warm in my room. Clear sunny skies as well. Might be the government altering the weather to make us believe global warming is real.
Is rather warm, don't mind it as long as it doesn't rain all the time. Garn meet some mates at the pub after work today so would be very appreciative if it could stay polite and dry for the walk there and back.
Violating a lassie's womb with my massive thick cock. Grinding around against her uterus walls, cumming deep inside her body.
>>83360265Always liked the idea of weeing inside a lassI've never pitched it to a gf, but if I have a one might stand again then I might give it a go
>>83360277I have pissed up a guys arse. Not sure it would be easy with a fanny, but an arsehole can grip on to your soft cock making it easy to piss inside. Recommended lad
>>83360277>I've always liked the idea of potentially making a woman infertile and giving her a trip to the Hospital.Retard.
>>83360277I've got a shy bladder so just don't think I'd be able to manage it. >Ooh yeah go on piss in my pussy >Er can you stop looking at me? Maybe close your eyes?>What's taking so long?>I'm trying to count the lines on the wallpaper to get things moving. Utterly hopeless I fear. Wouldn't mind being pissed upon by a nice chubby blonde lass though, once had such an incredibly realistic wet dream about a big sexy blonde titcow pissing on my chest that I'm certain it must have been insight into a parallel dimension.
Oh aye just had a right good lunchington. 2 Beef Parmesan sandwiches with an egg custard tart and a cheese and onion sausage roll thing but without the sausage in it, looks like a sausage roll though but it's not.
What I'd love to do is put an anal speculum in a lassie's arsehole and piss deep inside her, stirring up her intestinal juices and diluting her rancid faeces with my steaming urine. Of course, the UK government wouldn't approve.
>>83360316Why should I care? It would be a one night slag
>>83360339Kier Starmer horrified as speculum piss jobs
I am alien
>>83360355Yes, we know. x
>>83360355BABY SHARK DODODODODODO
Oh aye, mummington is taking me to Costco later for their mince pies it's somewhat of a Christmas tradition. Going to get some wizza and a wot wog there on the cheap as well for tea. Oh aye.
>>83360373Costco? We got them in the UK? Mad. Bloody Yanks. Almost as bad as the endless chicken places. Had a box of the Kipling mince pies. Not very good, the fruit isn't soft enough.
>>83360378Yeah there's only 29 of them though. I feel like I'm American when I go there lol. Love Costco me.
>>83360410Do you need to be a member like you do in the USA? Also do they have rotisserie chickens?
Lads I love smoking ammonia crack
>>83360415Yes it's only a few quid a month and yes they have this big glass box where the rotisserie chickens rotate and you can pick out one that you want.
I hate you BN you fucking cunt
Didn't put the washing on early enough, gonna be a damp damp evening in chez moi c'est soir.
>>83360161Looks a little bit like BN that.
Remainder of my ketamine is safely locked away in the loft where I shall not touch it until after Christmas when the decorations go back up there. In absence of ketamine I've done a line of coke, now on coke. Not sure I thought this one through all the way.
good thing you fags are in your 40s
>>83360161Looks a little bit like Shippy that.
>>83360161Looks a little bit like SSM that.
>>83360161Looks a little bit like 'elen that.
>>83360161Looks a little bit like DVDlad that.
>>83360161Looks a little bit like HHL that.
>>83360161Looks a little bit like Ruthmong that.
>>83360161Looks a little bit like Moni that.
Have you ever inherited something? Or will you?
Painters have come back and I've had to explain to their face what a shit job they've doneBit awkward
>>83360523>>83360530>>83360536>>83360539>>83360539>>83360583>>83360589>>83360589>>83360594I made all these posts and I'm pleased with the way I utilized my precious time on this earth.
>>83360692Thank you for your service x
Have 3 days off now meThe great piss up starts NOWWho's in?
>>83360748Not me I'm teetotal. Sorry.
>>83360692Thanks for the (You)s, mong boy
>>83360762No need for such coarse language, I hope you enjoyed them.
>>83360771Spent the summers in corsica with my family when i was a kid
Thought the SSM noncecord said he was coming back today at 6am?
Bertrand Russell was an interesting lad.
>>83360829Man lived through the 1880s 1890s, Boer War, Russian Revolution, WW1, Great Depression, WW2, nuclear weapons and became deeply opposed to the Vietnam war in the 1960s. He hung out with the Beatles. What a life. He saw such change.
>>83360829Not as interesting as SSM
>>83360829Not as interesting as Maka
>>83360829Not as interesting as 'elen
>>83360873If alcohol are such calorie bombs why is mak so skinny?
>>83360829Not as interesting as Wops
>>83360876Wonder if she ever done anal with SSM
>>83360883Don't care you boring twat
>>83360893You seem so angry lad, you seething about BN again?
>>83360829Not as interesting as Katie
Wank then bed, depression is amazing I can sleep like 14 hours straight. Its like time travelling, lush and I mean LUSH
one of you fat kek lards make a new thread
>>83360893SSM and Mak are both heavy alcoholics yet one is fat af and the other is just skin and bones. Why?
>>83360908See you in the next thread for all your usual funny posts fat lad.
Might buy an AI ETF
Japanese vowels or English/Latin alphabet vowels?
>>83360910Done and dusted >>83360936 >>83360936>>83360936 New thread >>83360936>>83360936 >>83360936
