The laughing seal edition
>>83360936Strange edish that
>>83360948Sorry lad I didn't really have any decent images on hand to put as the thread theme. Hope you don't mind.
Accidently ordered double the amount on dnm and now I'm too afraid to tell the vendor to cancel the order because he has my address and name and might kill me if I ask to cancel
>>83360936If you squint it looks a little bit like Gianna Micheals that.
>>83360970>Micheals
>>83360978Oh sorry cumbrain I spelt her name wrong so what.
>>83360978If you squint it looks a little bit like shippy that.
i must concur with >>83360948
>>83360948>>83360997That's the last time I make a thread for you lot then
>>83360964i know how you feel, lad.not that i know what 'a DNM' is, mind (so Officer M from cyber crimes, no need to come round again). but there is quite a popular vendor who sells a certain horse tranquilliser. half the time it's fine, whatever. but a large chunk of the time it's mixed with something that gunks me up.it's possible i'm the one intentionally being poisoned for actually complaining about this. others HAVE mentioned it on separate forums, but i think other reviewers are too scared. "10/10, perfect, nothing ever wrong, ____ is the GOAT as always!!!"
Zooaphilic thread, grim af
>>83360983>spelt
>>83361026nah lad if people have sex with ANY marine animals, it's dolphins. one of those 'old' internet things (like with a full-on alt.whatever textfile FAQ) but there's a whole human-dolphin sex SCENE.it's not just some furry/pretend situation. it's more like when lassies let dogs lick them out. but dolphins are next level. so people seek them out.
>>83360936>sealYou just know
Cummed myself
https://zoocadia.net/index.php?forums/zoophile-and-zoosexual-education.21/Cummed my dog.
I have had a hard on all day and I cannot wait to have a furious wank
Ought to rest up now, me X
I am a bit emotionally shallow me. I feel very little.
trying to piece together what happened last night, Hangover/Rashomon/Knights of the Old Republic style.i didn't call/text anyone, and i have a fridge full of food now, so that's nice.
>>83360964I think you'll be alright lad, have had to cancel some orders before and never been a drama. >>83361025Only time I gave a bad review was very mild and because it took too long. Didn't say anything nasty because you know, criminals with my address. Did once have someone farming addresses with fake sample listings and then tried to blackmail me, or I assume that was what he was trying to do. Sent me a message from a different account with my address in it. I just reported him, baleeted the account and never heard anything about it again. I mean really what is someone going to do with my address? Even if they come to my house with a weapon then they're not really in any better of a situation than going to any random persons house with a weapon. If anything someone buying drugs online is LESS likely to have nice things. Did get me a bit jittery for a couple of weeks though.
>>83361077Bitch I ain't clicking on that, what do you think this is?
Fucking hell I just did a fart that smells like a rubbish dump.
they know your namethey know your addressthey VISIT YOUR HOUSE almost EVERY SINGLE DAYtonight, we look into the sinister world of 'postmen'...
>>83361124i was looking for something innocuous (dolphin sex communities), instead i came across this (zoophilia forum).pretty queasy stuff, tbqh. mixed in with the 'this happened when i shagged my dog...' threads are ones about feeling shame or taboo. NO FUCKING SHIT.
might compile a list of all the forums Ofcom AREN'T banning when they ban 4chan. suppose i'd feel like a grass.but it's 'think of the children' when it comes to 4chan, not for Stormfront or Bluelight? did they put a 19-year-old who thinks the web is just Discord and YouTube in charge of policy?
>>83361029>quadrotriticale
>>83361173Classic Star Trek that
>>83361173is this the worst creature design in science-fiction television/film?you can't use the excuse that "oh it was the 1960s, they didn't have x/y/z yet!" obviously they could have put more effort in.
>>83361139I have seen a picture of a lad shagging a dolphin, or was possibly a porpoise. Used to show up occasionally on old /b/ around 07-08 I'd guess. Lad was naked in a fish tank with a snorkel on and definitely had his dick inside the animal. Picture had obviously been taken by someone outside the tank. Logistically impressive even if it isn't my particular bag. Then there's always that picture of snacks humping the dead whale, but I'm fairly sure that was done more for laughs than eroticism.
>Yanklass classic homewreck that.
>>83361108What if you text loads of people but got embarrassed and deleted the texts? So there's loads of people with incriminating messages out there and you just don't know it. What then?
>>83361130>they know your addressI wish they did, useless cunts. 20 years ago they wouldn't fuck up as much as they do now. Disgrace.But what else can you expect from Postie Randjeep and Singh?
>>83361183How would one contact you outside of the thread...
I keep doing little poos, would be thankful to just get it all out really and yet here we are.
>>83361198i could worry about this, but frankly it's a level of effort and obfuscation i don't think i could pull off. there's a line somewhere: what if YOU murdered a bunch of people, went to a memory-erasing clinic, and asked them to erase your memory of the existence of memory clinics, while they were on?no, the most i can manage is a regretful email or hiding stuff from my future self.
>>83361186>this served as their primary source of inspiration
>>83361217>Amorphous Globosa, a phenomenon in cattle where instead of a normally developed foetus, a spherical structure covered by hairy skin and/or primitive mouthparts is formed don't like this
wapanese titswapanese titsspaffin on a pair ofwapanese tits
Thinking about getting one of those curry meal deals for 2 with 2 rice, 2 curries and 4 sides and eating it all myself
>>83361220it happens to people too
>>83361222>meal dealsMake your OWN
>>83361222For me? It's two munchy boxes. One for each hand and subsequently, each fork.
>>83361222I'm always stuffed after a curry. Couldnt imagine eating two.
>>83361235Blad used to eat 4 in one sitting
>>83361186They were on extremely tight budget and time constraints.>>83361192No>>83361209I have a soap but is not publishing personal information streng verboten?
My introduction to William Shatner was Miss Congeniality.
>>83361243Surely he doesn't have 4 naans?
>>83361243Not had a curry in ages mate. Mum and brother always want chinky Chinese slop for takeaway, I never get a say in the matter unfortunately. >>83361253Just the one naan, has to be garlic and coriander one.
Boomer try not to breathe loudly challenge.
>>83361267You're doing yourself a disservice, lid. You should get yourself one of those sweet naans. Forget the name but they're lush.
>>83361222the sides are always wank like bhajis when you WANT a naanmiss these Asda ones with the chicken phaal tbqh. bit of a gimmick but that meant they were usually on special.
I thought Blad was a noncenest character?
>>83361268Boomer try not to watch a video on Facebook or TikTok on full volume in the living room challenge. IMPOSSIBLE.
although at the point of ready meal slop just get yourself a jar of whichever curry you like, some packet rice, and picrel (corrr)
>>83361277No im not. We've been over this several times now.
>>83361246>They were on extremely tight budget and time constraints.utterly soulless. here in Britain, we had REAL tight-budget-and-time-constraints monsters.
>>83361246>streng verbotenWhat a shame because the things I would do to you would also be considered such...
>>83361283>We've been over this several times nowSorry i wasnt here when this was discussed
Cum my lady cum on my lady I'm your [YANKLASS PIE] cummy baby.
>>83361288Wish I didn't miss the window on Doctor Who. By the time I realized I liked scifi there was just too much to sift through, though I probably could have acquired a Tom Baker boxed set or something. If I had a gentleman friend who might demand that we watch the good years, I absolutely would.This monster is gloriously awful.
>>83361321Why don't you get Britbox Yanklass? They probably have all of it.
>>83361283Blad you said eva6 did NOT get your name right. but now you have posted several game screenshots where that is just your name. so what ELSE are you lying about???(to be clear you're nice and eva6 was the dick here. don't give a fuck if he's 5 or 15 or 50.)
Blandon 'The Destroyer' Blandywell
>>83361330I refuse to pay and don't have anyone to watch it with.I watch Star Trek constantly for free and even though he's a total jew I love Spock. That documentary 'For the Love of Spock' made me even more of a devotee. Fuck Data.
>>83361272peshwari
>>83361267Same here. Garlic and coriander is the best.
>>83361276I love the bhajis and samosas. I smother them in the sauce. Nice big plate of beige
Made a decision on what to do regarding the escort situation lads.I am going to presume she has ghosted me. But I will send her an email chasing her up on Monday if she doesn't respond by then.Does that sound reasonable? She said "a few days" which by any interpretation, is less than a week.
>>83361374For fuck sake how is this still going on
oh my stars Christmas has arrived
>>83361225Mfw they serve me up a garloid for dinner
>>83361374As a woman, I beg you to stop.This is grotesque bordering on perverse.You make my clit shrivel up and crawl back up inside me dry and dead. God!
>>83361405>You make my clit shrivel up and crawl back up inside me dry and dead. i think that happened to you a good 10-20 years ago, YL.
Chicken jalfrezi curry for din dins x
>>83361396god bless christmas has come early for you this year
>>83361405Lmao. >>83361422Not the best looking curry if I'm being honest lid.
https://youtu.be/6qNOIJNfICI
>>83361396Still ain't got mines yet. Reeves needs to hurry the fook up. Wanted to use that tenner to get a crate in this weekend.
Wt fir tea mammy ~_~
>christmas has come earlyaye. also first thing that popped into my head:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X3hDrlc5I4fucking hell a lot of 2000s indie choons are now mentally inseparable from The Inbetweeners.
crosslad entering his ~_~ saga
>>83361442suppose this is PIP and not the UC one. didn't even know that was a thing. not on UC, am i? they didn't accept my unquestionably-correct proof documents and now i'm waiting for their mandatory reconsideration.(sorry to Blad and the lads yesterday who are also going through the same. i hope it goes more smoothly.)
>>83361393Because I lost my virginity to an escort. Not the Russian, a new one, British.I saw her again on Monday but I think I have messed up.
mad how Inbetweeners would always play the first few bars of The Wombats or Kaiser Chiefs or summat then one episode it just goes>The Cure - In Between Days.mp3what's this unc shit? fr fr.
>>83361482Gotta be a larp
>>83361466Myon ~_~
>>83361504Love The Cure me and Korn too.https://youtu.be/5pAqsdJ3PoM?si=BqftWpPyCw_gAc0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayuooyWPEUchad a friend who was like>how DARE THEY not take Joy Division SERIOUSLYmate, if you could get that stick out your arse, you'd accept that New Order were the better band anyway.
>>83361268Lol they do be noisy
>>83361405I don't know about this comment Yanklass. I'm happy to hear about your clit but sad to hear you're disgusted. A real roller-coaster of a comment. But it made me think of your clit so it's not all bad.
>>83361440I was phonefagging last night, stoned out of my tree and feeling sleepy on the melatonin. Did you write out your card for your mam? Happy brithday at the top of the printed verse and some nice loving sentence for her below the printed verse? The muti page cards are the best if you don't like writing, my hand writing is scruffy looking. I've sent my mum one card by post so she has it to open with her cuppa and I'll hand deliver another one, with flowers and a chocolates, actually is Turkish delight, the proper ones, they are her favourites. What's the chances we both have Paradise Lost and out mums/mams have the same birthday month. Take care man.
>>83361360>Fuck DataData's BAC would ruin you
[CRINGE MEMORY UNLOCKED]my anti-Wombats mate was all "grr i hate them" and we both fancied the same girl (we were both into foids then) and she fancied me first so to create a wedge between them we were talking about bands we all agreed on like "The Smiths? yeah! Belle and Sebastian? sure!" then i went "The Wombats?" KNOWING she really liked them but he'd start his anti-Wombats rant and lose status with her.it 100% worked, plan went off without a hitch. but not only did she lose interest in me anyway, but now G*d will judge me for my actions ;__;
When i ws younger i resented ppl for making Noise in the sense that I felt like"They just make noise for the sake of it"ITs like whenever there is a period of quiet threatening they have to start acting up nd doing just Anything at all to drive it away.Thats what I felt like........Like Jst stfu for once. Why is that so difficult.Human dramas n conflicts is the same. It wouldnt be that hard to get along with ppl. Is it?Oh look its quiet nd everybodys comfy, fuck this better start cheating on my wife and get drunk and batter somebody and shag my gerbil Its like How do you even end up having all these problems with ppl. Shouting n swearing. Violence. Well it just happens.Scottish ppl are really bad for this. Its never ending.I felt like "why are they like this" "Why cant they jst sit down n be quiet"Why does there always need to be some noisy shit going on. I felt Like that................But to be Honest e.g. when I have a drink I understand those kind of feelings As humans nd as moids were like chimpanzees at the end of the day nd we chimp out It is what it is.
>>83361478Aye DWP can be cunts at times. Look on thr bright sides though if goes in your favour you'll get a nice little backdated payment.
>>83361597Thought you meant the cartoon
Ngl i wanted to live in the orange fanta goo in evangelion.STill do kinda.
>>83361616nah that was the Womblies innitanyway if there is a God (and YOU know there is) my so-called "mate" did some dodgy things.nowadays he's married to a woman and he's this wealthy investor civil servant who flies out to Dubai and shit. not saying i'm jealous, or anything. just saying i could blackmail him. not for the money, but for his annoying habit of fancying all the same people as me (while also being more good-looking and oddly charming)
>>83361540Were tapping into the same frequency for Whatever reason. Sagittarius INxP frequency.There Is no such thing as coincidence:)
You can totally see how a Sagittarian mother makes a INxP son. Fr earth signs Particularly like me as a taurus but other ones as well and fixed signs. The thing is If the things your mother eats and her stress levels and the temperature and the country your born in nd the decade your born in Etc all make you who You are then why wouldnt the position of the stars have an affect as well.
>>83361405>As a womanOpinion discarded
>>83361209h3l3n.sc0tt at seventh letter electrronic mail
Washing down that walfrezi curry with some diet coke x
not a CRIME to happen-to-mention to someone's wife about their husband's prior history as a London rent boy, unless some Monero makes its way into your account, is it?arguably, informing a spouse would be the right thing to do.
>>83361597You cant put belle&sebastian in the same category as this indie Landfill.n.n
>at seventh letter electrronic mailthis is too complicated for me. like 'doxxing' someone by saying 'solve the following simple puzzle: 1. find their personal details.'
Ngl in the 2000s a lot of songs were annoying as fx because they got played everywhere like on Hollyoaks but its quite a comfy era when you look back Like everybody was kind of on the same page in a way.
Why do my farts smell like something died
>>83361734tbqh was probably a harmless lie at the time, since all the cool/attractive girls seemed to like B&S.the noughties indie shovelware does have a grating sameness to it, but enough time has passed it's become nostalgic and pleasant. like MIDI files.
>>83361679A frequency that's ripped a hole right through time and space. INTJ and Gemini, my Sagittarian mother keeps me grounded. Always watchful always caring, wise and fearless!
>'Super flu' wave hits hospitals in England with no peak yethttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8r30787e76oProbably just another strain of wovid doing the rounds. Reckon we should have another lockdown x
>>83361781Wonder if this is what I had. It was pretty nasty and took me out of action for about 12 days, but I didn't go to hospital, I just waited for my immune system to sort it out.
Crossy watched one episode of Lucky Star and became the mentalist we all know and love. Bless.
>>83361748also it was hard to 'discover' music. it was either just mainstream popular, or you heard about it from someone.i know that sounds a bit 'well, duh.' but nowadays most people just use Spotify or at least something like YouTube. even if you were downloading tracks from Kazaa/Limewire or even a full album from a torrent tracker...HOW did you know what to download?it was like a weird void between the traditional buying-music-from-a-shop and the modern streaming-music-online. you had to choose what went onto your MP3 player.
>the bar is so low all you need is basic hygiene and not being fat and taking moderate care of yourself, you'd be surprised how many girls love slightly awkward guys and the vast majority of girls don't care about height unless you're literally 5'4 or something, remember most girls are like 5'3 so anyone above 5'6 is basically 6' to them
>>83361778>INTJ and GeminiNgl thats a interesting combo. Will you stay @ your mams at christmas?x n.n
>>83361798Skip skip da yo n.n https://youtu.be/KEiX3dNuB7c
https://youtube.com/shorts/ITN-A_Guop8 n_____n
is it true that you shouldnt quit a job you should wait until you have a new thing lined up before leaving?t. zoomer
>>83361812This might be hard for you to believe because you never interact with any women besides your mother, but they're not a hivemind and are instead individuals with different preferences, desires etc.
>>83361836>is it true that you shouldnt quit a jobno. don't need to qualify this one further, lad. just quit your job.https://www.gov.uk/pip/how-to-claim
>>83361836The trick is to never have a job mate.
>>83361794Been lucky so far me haven't had any flu/wovid this year. Only been ill due to the wooze/wrugs.
>>83361847>>83361848dont think im eligible lads
mum did Mac and cheese burger with chips and now I done a poo which proper smells like even im like cooor smells bad all brown and log shaped so good job gut biome proud of you X
>>83361506I am being honest lad.Why can't you just believe me :(
>>83361846i mean for something like height or muscles it's pretty damn universal and has been for millennia, nobody sane is questioning that.whereas there are men who are outright into flat chests, tall women, fat women, whatever. there's no Adonis-style standard, besides 'men prefer younger women' (every female human being is/was young at some point).not into all this incel shit but yes great we understand women have minds and personalities. you're arguing with some psychopathic solipsist strawman you've invented.
>>83361817I tick all the INTJ boxes, I'm not too knowledgeable on star signs though adaptable, curious and sociable yeah. Sociable only in short spells my introvert side loves lots of alone time. I'm going to my mums early Christmas morning and I'll stay 2 or 3 nights. Lots of my cousins visit her and I can only take so much until I need my own space, you get that I know you do. What's your plans, is it a big Christmas dinner at your/mams place with lots of visitors or do you have a big gathering for Christmas dinner. What's your mams fav flower, my mum loves chrysanthemums, all the different varieties in a bunch and I add a few roses too. She's buzzin mate.
>An NHS leader has said people who are unwell with flu must wear a mask in public. A UK government official has said if you need to go out while sick, you should only consider wearing a mask.We are so back jab bros
Ordered 1x Optiplex 3040 i5 for GBP70 and received 2x Optiplex 3050 i7 (GBP149 each).
dunno lads im not usually a moaner but why even live
>>83361405incredibly based post there yanklass
>>83361906Awesome can't wait for the vaccine that doesn't stop you catching or spreading anything but that's a good thing because that's how vaccines have always worked and it's time for your third booster.
>>83361910do you mind saying where from, so i can notify them of this mistake?
>>83361956Tbh I made it up lad so don't worry about it.
>>83361906you know what, i was saying this well before Covid.a lot of East Asian countries have a "go to work, even if you're sick" culture that's, well, sick.but also if you have some transmissible illness and you're out and about in a city, covering your mouth is just sensible.
cocks out boys lets go
>>83361959no worries lad. will be checking with the larger online sellers just in case.nothing against you personally, but just imagine it from where i'm sitting: if you're backing down and it WASN'T a joke, that means some lad who wanted 2x Optiplex 3050 i7 might have only received 1x Optiplex 3040 i5 ;__;
>>83361934Get yourself more than one mask lad
>>83361978mong in your picture is out in public and touching his mouth with his unwashed hands with his mask under his chin.
>>83361906Cost of living payments coming back? Oh aye x
My cock should have the legal right to be sucked by any woman I want.
>>83362039Closest you can get to that is being born black. Sorry, you chose the wrong race.
Super flu lockdowns will be womfy IMO.As long as they end before next summer. I could do with garn monk mode for a while.
>>83361342Not lying about anything. The true spelling is in the archives somebody outed me in SSM's chat that's the only one time somebody got it correctly.
car just passed mot and got serviced and now theres some intermittent weird rattling under the car but it goes away when driving and then comes back a bit then goes fuck it mate hope the car blows up with me in it fucking hate cars and I fucking hate it fucking prick thing
Back from Wostco filled to the brim with chinks and kikes, never seen so many in my life. Anyways moving on. Got 2 slices of wizza for a 5er. Can't be beat.
>>83362123Fat smelly cunt no one will ever want to touch you
Bought mummington wummington a massive candle for whistmas. She loves it.
>>83362080Half the folks at work have been off with flu. I got I bad about 2 months back so think my antibodies are in effect. Woulda enjoyed a sickie on the run up to Christmas. Suppose I can fake it but fuck it.
>>83362127Nasty little lad. Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?
>>83362123Corr I've never been Wostco before de lid. Hope you had some dippingtons with that wizza.
>>83362146Sadly not mate. There was only ketchup and hotdog mustard, not really ideal for pizza dips.
>>83362106fair enough lad. not trying to be mean-spirited here (if anything i'm taking the piss out of the weirdos who seethe about such things).>>83362123were these fresh or frozen? they actually look like decent slop tbqh.
Hope we aren't having any seethe fits in the thread this evening. Had a nice time at the pub with a couple of mates from my old job, good to catch up and dogberg was well behaved. Wifeberg is out for work xmas drinks so I'm gonna have some wedges and halloumi and hummus in a tortilla. It ethnic food.
the above poster larps about being a cool IT guy with a wife and he does drugs and he just is so cool man get with it lmao x
>>83362176Your fat wife is drinking with her other fella
>>83362176> the pub with a couple of mates from my old jobwish I had that, not had that in 2 years, id fight a significantly larger individual to have this.
>>83362176your cunt pig wife is getting filled up by the local black thugs x
>>83362155Not sure mate they have these massive 18 inch wizzas in this glass unit keeping warm some worker constantly keeps bringing new ones out. I think they cook them in the back you can't see.
>>83362151Aye can't beat a bit of warlic sauce. Occassionally, I'll get a chilli sauce dippingtons as well.
B lad and HHL can always bum eachother x
That candle reminds me I haven't broken out my Christmas candle. I have a scented one, vanilla frost and it reminds me of Christmas and makes it feel like Christmas. Do you have a scent that reminds makes it feel like Christmas for you?
>>83362176>Wifeberg is out for work xmas drinksTelling her pals all the stuff she hates about her fat beta husband as they tell her she can do so much better x
Trans women are con men, it's as simple as that.
anything but a vegetable you fat cunt
Babe you don't have to put up with that x
Wonder if cartwheel lid is still out there doing his thing. He got them 20ps on tap x
>>83362181>>83362185>>83362233Lol at all this vitriol, I thought we'd agreed we weren't going to have the seethe fits?
Couple of jars now for me if thats alright with you my lads because its alright with me>>83362080Covid lockdowns was the best time of my life. I will never be this comfy again.
cba with work lads might just get back on the UC grind and watch porn all day x
>>83362309Haha just kidding mate some light banter hope you're well
>>83362309Your fat ogre wife fucks other lads and you know it. Or maybe you don't... sad!
>>83362309lol just kidding mate light banter calm down x
Why is his wife so fat?
If you're on britfeel while she's out getting drunk the baby is not yours sorry to say lmfao x
>>83362351two guys could fuck her at the same time without ever having to meet
not calling 'a fresh start' that implies a level of totality i can't accomplish. i know that.but i'm making *a* start at reducing my drug/medicine intake. mostly because i don't have as many in until Friday (tomorrow).so until then, i'll just sticking be with the zopiclones and maybe a diazepam later.hanging out with mate A on Saturday, probably play some daft indie/horror games. 1-2 days after a ket binge, that just wouldn't happen.
>>83362351when his wife goes camping the bears have to hide their food
Mate BBC more like
FAT WIFE!
lmao has he acc got a fat wife?
>>83362361It is a noble quest m'lord and we will be sure to follow your progress with great interest
loooolll the gamers have been musemogged by the Twilight fangirls. BTFO.
>>83362425No zoomer lad it's been their most popular song since before either of those things were released
Sister's cat is being put down tomorrow. She's inconsolable. Feel bad but at the same time I can't handle the stress of her crying all the timeAm I a bad person?
Garn have a shower nows. Keeping fresh on a Thursday.>>83362361Cute piccy wiccy that. Saved x
>>83362436No person is born evil or bad. Do your best.
>>83362456>Garn have a shower nows
>>83362484A shower is a shower lad, no matter it's shape or how you try to frame it. You use it to shower in.
>>83362434>>83362434i'm a millennial. and these are Spotify listens, they just go by what's popular.if you were to put on Nirvana's Nevermind, you're either one of those people who skips after the first 2-3 songs and then stops at 'Lithium' or 'Drain You'ORyou're one of those people who just listens to the full albumso i wonder why track 12, 'Something In The Way' is disproportionately popular here. it wasn't even a single, so it never charted. for what possible reason could it be...
>>83362499Never really liked something in the way.
Anybody interested in a Steam key for Worms WMD?
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=6730e5a140fc0Wanked my bollocks off to this.
>>83362499I know what spotify listens are you spastic. What on earth is your point, you're banging on about a completely different album now
Nobody interested in a free game? A good one at that? Fair enough, suit yourselves.
wish I had a girls feet in me face x
>>83362128Kinnell Blad look at the teets on that thing. Titcow of a candle.
Like you ask literally anyone to name a Muse song they're going to say super massive blackhole, it's bound to be the most listened song, someone thinks oh I haven't heard Muse since 2006 so they pop on super massive blackhole and don't bother with the rest because it's fucking shit, sure maybe some random other track is popular because of a game or film or whatever but that doesn't change the fact that super massive blackhole has always been their most popular song and that's not because it was in a film.Same with nirvana, you ask anyone to name a nirvana song they're going to say smells like teen spirit or come as you are, the rest is fucking shit that's why it has relatively much fewer listens, there's no schizo bullshit about people who skip the first 2-3 songs and stop at lithium, it's just that those are the only songs that aren't shit, again, sure there might be a random song with more listens because it was in a film or something, but again it's like 5x fewer listens than the actual popular songs, and again what the fuck is your fucking point, take your meds you stupid fucking schizo
>>83362530Not allowed to go on this site in uk your under citizn arrest x
/britfeel/ is a PS5 general. nobody here is on pc x
>>83362583For me it would be Knights of Cydonia, Plug In Baby, Starlight and Time is Running Out.
>>83362583Mate there's an entire album of kino Nirvana tracks before you even get to those. Rape Me, About a Girl, Floyd the Barber and my personal favourite Negative Creep. Then you have Lithium, Something in the Way and BREED.
The Fate of Ophelia has more listens than the rest of the album what does this MEAN. AAAAA cosmic nightmare beyond comprehension. SAVE ME NIGGER MAN
>>83362583So you really think you have cracked the grand mystery of music popularity and you are proudly announcing that people know the biggest radio singles congratulations on the discovery of the century truly groundbreaking stuff and yet you talk like this proves anything deeper than surface level listening habits which is funny because you keep acting like repeating the obvious makes you some kind of authority while ignoring every point that does not fit your tiny theory it is honestly adorable how confident you are while doing victory laps around facts everyone else learned at age twelve
>>83362583stockholm syndrome, time is running out, knights of cydoniai didn't even hear supermassive black hole until this year lol, and i'd heard all those other ones in 2006
Want to have sex with femboys and trannies but don't wanna cuddle or hang out after.
>>83362619Most zoomies don't listen to albums. They are single only. They buy the vinyls for decoration in their cat mansions.
very old man here. I heard a track on the alexa today by my bloody valentine it was quite good.
I just ate 4 chicken tikka masalas, 6 onion bhajis and 4 vegetable samosas with 8 portions of rice.I've got to be honest, it was a mistake.
gf just cracked open another beer, drinks like a fish she does, grim
>>83362597A lot of the uncs here still use pcs lol x
>>83362637which one? they were my favourite band when i was 18
Guitar Hero 3 chads know all about Knights of Cydonia.
>>83362639blad you fat nonce leave some for your brother
>>83362651For me? It's Sometime.
>>83362645who's the mail from
>>83362657I'm not bladAnd I am not interested in below 14s
>>83362645>:DWhat is this?
>>83362604>>83362617Sure if you're a fan but to everyone else it's all shit>>83362624Nigga what. Take your meds>>83362629Yeah pal no the majority of people haven't heard of those and I doubt you've heard them without having heard super massive blackhole>>83362635Not even Swifties listen to The Life of a Showgirl it's all fucking shit
bet no one here has heard of duality by slipknot Its probably waaaaay to heavy or you sofites x
>old manOnly Shallow.
People with reply to multiple posts should be fucking shot
For me, it's To Here Knows When, or You Made Me Realise.
This week there has been 1 migrant rape per day. Is this the new normal
>>83362681Didn't do that post quite as well as you would have liked did you? Angry little bellend
>>83362667Moonpig x
wish i had a girlfriend but then got seduced by and had an affair with a beautiful transwoman
>>83362681Phonefag problems?
My last 3 gf's have been married women.They didn't tell me and hid it from me.I've given up, I'm just fuckmeat, citizen dildo without the millions.TECH support! I NEED TECH SUPPORT!
>>83362657lol this isn't me. Wish it was though Corr would love a curry right about now.
I miss when the trans issue wasn't a thing. It wasn't even that long ago. Life used to be so simple and good.
Like does there have to be some nuanced reason why certain songs have more listens than others from the same album further than that the tracks with more listens are objectively the best songs and the rest are just fucking shit?
>>83362753Punk Weight is the best song on that album though
Epic n_n https://youtu.be/CSHbSe7iW_E
might fap to bbc porn again
>>83362798You don't have to announce it and post it here every day.
>>83362506nobody did, but then it was in Batman. so now it's like a 'meme' to zoomers.in fact, zoomers don't like Nirvana. they like 'the Batman song'.
>>83362583most people know Muse from Guitar Hero. the answer will be 'Knights of Cydonia'. that's not a statement or judgement on the band/music themselves. i like Homestar Runner and the band Freezepop (for their actual albums). i'm under no illusions.
>>83362804Yes I do. I really do.
>>83362840Why? Is someone paying you, Sukdeep?
Does anyone know the song at the beginning of Mak's latest video? Even Shazam ain't finding it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2JyN6x2VOo
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj0e317z712ohow the fuck did this boat dweller feel under represented in fucking Bradford
for me, 'How Soon Is Now?' is not a Smiths song, any more than "Tainted Love" is a Gloria Jones song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-It-MAe5r8oo aye <3
Getting older and pulling a hair out your nose that grew from the depths.
>he won't be happy until he's chased off every regular poster>he won't be happy then either>he will never be happy >one day he'll kill himself and not a single person will care
Come on lids what the fuck is this choon. Even Googling the lyrics isn't finding it. Wtf man>>83362866
>>83362866googled several of the lyrics and found NOTHING.we've got a proper mystery on our hands, lads.
I'm going to eat a FUCKING mince pie and there's not anything any of you fucking GAYLORDS can do about it.
>>83362664kino choice de lad, i also enjoy when you sleep, soon and drive it all over me
>>83362597I'm on a 2006 laptop with GNU/Linux Debian 13 and Firefox ESR.
>>83362919I found it lid. It an AI choon lmao.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M3aJaS31wo
>>83362883precision tweezers. needlepoint ones. don't be scared. to take care of the fear/pain, just do a quick bump of ketamine.you just pluck them out and feel nothing, you don't even have some involuntary tears. it's like plucking flowers, YOU'RE not part of the ground, are you?you'll come to, with a 100% hair-free inner nose. don't listen to the "nasal hairs are useful, actually!" haters, they're just jealous.
Anyone have any tips for how I can take my mind off the escort? I am increasingly despondent that she won't respond.
>>83362947damn that's amazing.so with music we're past the "you can't just TELL" point, right? this doesn't sound anything like Vocaloid or Auto-Tune. and the instruments sound accurate (R.I.P. Microsoft Songsmith, you were ahead of your time).
>>83362960by understanding that she does not care about you at all
>>83362960Fixate on another escort.like running a credit card debt ring, just keep changing targets.
>>83362950Every time I pluck a hair from my nose I go into a huge sneezing fit. The hairs must be useful.
>>83362960I just don't understand how it's possible to be as pathetic as you are. Stop falling in love with whores.
>>83362583We have a schizo levels possibly at a level unseen in quite a while.
Old trans girl got rejected by emily kek.
Women hate men like me and would want me dead. They may not say it but they'd rather live in a world full of attractive men.
>>83362950I have some long medical ones that I bought for doing a project I'm going rummaging for hairs tomorrow haha.
Amy of you oldfags like punk music? Garn see million dead in London on Sunday. Think Frank Turner is a big posho tory cunt but he did make some good music back when he was pretending to be poor and working class. Time destroys all things. Definitely would bang Julia from back then, wonder what she looks like these days. Think she ended up with that Welsh lad from mcclusky/ future of the left. Wonder if I'm just yelling into the void, I used to have peers on this thread, wonder where they went. >Honourable band mention: Reuben
>>83362981So you think this text was bullshit?>"can definitely make one of those dates work. I will message you in a few days with some options :) x"
*installs an inpost locker in the thread*
>>83362971We in that AI era nows lid. I for one, welcome our AI overlords.
>>83362960Pull hairs out of your nose it will take your mind off it.
>>83362988I know I am being stupidIt's just that I seriously hate vague answers, deception, lies, and two-faced people
I'm convinced most men go trans because they think they'll have an easier life like women. The reality is most people will see them as freaks.
>>83363059You need to go to the doctor and say "Multiple people have told me I could be autistic".
>>83363049That's quite convenient actually, I can get my Apu his vinted socks delivered direct
>>83363070The last thing I need is an autism diagnosis.
>>83363096Are you just going to live your life struggling with basic human interaction with prostitutes?
>>83363071used apuette worn ones i hope
>>83363096The last thing I need is any more things >bangers - small pleasures (2011)I'm so old, so old and cold
How come dolphins have nicer vaginas than women? How can roasties even compete? They need to look after their front bottoms better
We will all be dust, entropy becomes everything.
>>83363100Well I found talking to her in person ok. She said I could book for January.It's the vague nature of a "few days" that has my brain churning. She sent that message Monday evening. Still nothing. I do not want to chase her up as I am afraid I will annoy her.I know I am likely pathetic. Do you think she will reply or is she leading me on?
Everybody hated my laughing seal theme thread but crossy liked it. That's all that matters to me.
>>83363113We pay de premium lid. Stinky feet for stinky meat.
>>83363151I like seals, maybe get a big fat seal webbum for the next fred? Fink it was the woman wot ruined it
imagine being both gay AND british. NGMI
>>83363151It a good fred pic ngl x
i really liked this Sweeney Todd filmneed suggestions, two paths:first: Yankless (or anyone), do you know any good macabre musicals, that either had a decent film adaption or where there's a quality cast recording. or maybe a recorded performance somewhere. (The Phantom of the Opera film = complete dross.)second: what's some Tim Burton kino? i've only really seen Batman, Ed Wood, and Nightmare Before Elm Street. which others do i watch. or, what are some films in a similar style? 'whimsical dark fairytale'.
>>83363244Edward sxussorbhands mate x
Mum has this thing where she watches TikTok before going to bed like a teenager. But when she watches videos on there she has the volume on 220 decibels and I can hear it even in my bedroom it's so unbelievably annoying. Boomers not even once.
just made up a burrito, of sorts. the chicken was fine, surprisingly, won't poison me. picked off the bad parts of all the veg.but what worries me was i fished the head of lettuce of the kitchen bin. it was partly wrapped in that cellophane stuff they use. peeled away a few layers. what's inside is fine, right?
>>83363244Isn't any as good unless you count The Lion King
>>83363257It's worse for her having to still live with her adult son who won't leave home.
Its called whimsigoth unc n______n
heh... the forbidden advent calendar...
>>83363244Phantom of the ParadiseSo awful it's good.I met Paul Williams at a "recovery conference" I was required to attend for work and gushed all over him for this and Lil Enos/Smokey & the Banditjsmhs
>>83363257I ave the worlds One and only 24 carat gold labewbew
>>83363257everyone i've met just uses it, there are apps like Snapchat where you think "okay that seems more for young'uns" but TikTok isn't teenagers dancing any more. loads of angry older men, e.g. for politics videos.it's not how it was in the Musically days. now it's just the short-form video platform (for anything) the same was YouTube was (for any videos up to 10 minutes).friends have shown me the app, just how it works with the same yes/no scrolling system as Tinder. get this addictive bullshit away from me, it's like some horrible thing from science fiction.
wanking to this https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=693a4636358fbjoin me brothers
I am the only person in the world to Own a 24k gold labewbew :)
>>83363347>wanting other dudes to wank off with youcommit suicide abomination
>>83363295My mother doesn't want me to leave home she has said multiple times if I leave home she is coming with me wherever I go. Not bothered one bit I'm not in debt and I don't have any direct debits.
hate trannies but i want to be seduced by onei hate them but i wanna fuck themi try to resist her but shes hot and she knows it and she converts me
>>83363330Thanks for that crossy, I really needed to see that golden labubu after the day I've had today. Hopefully it means a sign of better things to come.
>>83363347What is it? (not clicking, or turning on VPN)
If you watch porn that has a winky gone big in it then you like willys, end of.
>>83363257does she watch those ai cat videos? based if so!
>>83363325Oh and he also wrote The Rainbow Connection for the Muppet Movie.
>>83363385Oh ayes happy2help
There are too many southern fairies in this threadAnd too many gays
That frog when noel edmonds left the country nd DONd is a hollow shell of its former self n.n
too many pakis too. can smell them threw the screen
Class n.n https://youtu.be/FMe8VzUnRE4
I'm always disgusted when I see a paki. Can't go outside any more because they're everywhere now
just had to have porridge for dessert because i ate all the mint egg earliercrossy was righ and you shoud try these, they have a really nice strong mint flavour (and the egg being made of little wedges is cool)
if I can dream Elvis Presley 68 come back x
Amazon isn't letting me buy chocolate because I've hit a "purchase limit".Wtf is this now?
The Running Man 2025 lasted all of 12 minuets I'll stick with Arnold thank.
Elvis Presley what a guy great guy diet on the toilet fat and alone!
>>83362123favourite thing about visiting NYC was you were never more than 5 mins away from lush pizza slice
>>83363594fatty alert waddle waddleFatty alert waddle waddleFATTY ALERT waddle waddle x
>>83363539they've forwarded your details to the Food Standards Agency and the NHS. a multidisciplinary team are currently deciding how soon you need to be sectioned (for your own safety).
>>83363581Something troubling you pal
>>83363498Scoffed the lot did ye x
>>83363415Not sure what she watches to be honest. Never used TikTok.
wank then bedsleep well x
>>83363607fatty boombatty x
Whats making you so upset lad
>>83363671I want to kill myself mate life is awful
>>83363498Terrys choccy orange baileys in tescos atm n.n
Fueled purely by low ABV ciderIt Peaty? Honestly it might be
Banning me from buying chocolate is insane. This country is finished
>>83363618had to. "oo aye those are nice, bit much mind. i'll put the other half away for later"then later came
>>833637132 tier keir strikes again ~_~
these are my things. don't want to just keep having ambiens so instead i'll have these valiums and maybe energy drinks to keep myself afloat, but this is the LOT until Friday.
>>83363717Ano its easy done n_n
We've all got problems why make you being another problem for someone else for no reason don't be a wanker.
>>83363745Roche blues spotted
The pikachu is fat
>>83363774aye. feels all proper, corrr Valium(R)-brand valiums.you can SAY it makes no difference, but people SAY Aldi Cones are as good as Cornettos.
>>83363683You was gloating about how you had a better life than most people that post here a few weeks ago what's changed?
>>83363597I'm 10.5 stone my lid
The nightly wuppagrind has commenced. Got some Christmas cards to dish out tomorrows, will do some more for the weekends.
>>83363785it all enshittiicationyou ever play A Link to the Past? Zelda doesn't have his pink hair any more. and the Agahnim wizard sprite never had his singing/laughing face, according to THIS universe.
>>83363785It Pigachu :DDDD
>>83363860It Rachel from accounts
>>83363860Biga bi :D
>>83363881She needs to hurry up and dish out that Christmas wonus. That tenner is paying for me brasseries this weekend.
>>83363860Again, sea, Boris himself wants you to stop posting with the uk chairman forename. Think arnold. He once pontificate that you were a crack den dwelling simpleton bum that enslaves and entraps all at once never paying or something. Bloody right about the crack den bit too the absolute mate. Eat and do cokey not with the blokey that welsh queen well..? Of ill repute on the site of the moot. Now doot and give the name a becausting!
to any sane person, this is a wizard in a skullcap (think Merlin in Excalibur), mouth agape so he can yell/chant his spells.
Time for my monster wank sesh
>>83363969What the fookin hell are ya banging on about de lid. Pipe downs x
>>83363908Wew mammy
>>83364001When I was a kid I always thought his head was right at the top with green fuzzy hair and the pink was his mouth. After seeing official artwork years later it was a diadem and a cloth cap.
>>83364099She give us bennies for being good boys x
"Hunter the hikikomori" is like one of those 2000s anime forums you'd get before everyone knew all the Japanese words werelike how every forum had a few people called liked Emily_Inverse or KrashTheStampede and then you'd watch some anime and go "ohhhh it's from that"
>>83364101it's also offensive because he isn't some blue-skinned who-knows-what sorcerer, he's just some brown-skinned bloke in particular dress.'Agahnim'...why not just go full Robert E. Howard and call him 'Agahnim the Mad Arab' while you're at it, Nintendo?
Having a wee read of the Welegraph before me free subscription ends x
>>83364122My habbo pal that showed me about keyloggers+scripting was Called>trioxideOn habbo,Ppl would have random words as their name.There was a lassie that worked for habbo that her name was >Impetuous Stuff like that..,I never rly understood what his name ws about. Actually he ws in Glasgow as well. He ws a few years older than me. I ws about 10 or 11. In those days you didnt jst meet up from the internet Like a psycho. Ave wondered what happened to him,,As well as my goth friend from Birmingham that i met on habbo that we spoke on MSN all the time still after wed grown out of habbo hotel The last time i spoke to him ws on a game of Halo 3, so Pretty long ago now its safe to say.
Blue Eisenhower November x ~_~
imagine if someone had made one huge internet 'missed connections' database and it actually took off. no bullshit, maybe some banner ads or something, but everyone just agreed to use it. you'd type in tags for games/website/forums or directly search for people's old usernames.>hi, i went by sn1per_x on CS and Quake, and i was inuyasha47 on the Blizzard and GameFAQ forums. PM me if we used to talk.obviously it would take like tens of thousands of people to care about this one site. but we could have had it (probably too late now)
Good session, produced a lot of delicious cummies
>>83361540Ave got roses flowers nd prosecco on the way in post I get diff flowers sometimes I nearly got orchids this yr but i fink roses suits december better and carnations is nice for mammys to be honest the thing is as well a lot of flower gifts has Lilys in them thats really nice but its toxic for cats so eya. She has loads of diff flowers in the garden like Its quite beautiful looking To be fair nd my grannys Azaleas are planted in the back thats been there since she died in 2011. Apparently they can live for 100 years anything frm 30 to 50 years is normal but longer is possible.
>>83361884Sister nd her bf will be over n mam make crimbas dindins its low key but its comfy x n.n
I didnt realise how late it is already.Causei went out day flew inbut it felt long too.
Shame when you realise everybody is either a joke, larp, or can't be trusted. Oh well. On some deep level I've always been alone anyway. Well not always. Just since "being an adult".
>>83364309To be honest Its a nice idea but our fond memory of the past doesnt deserved to be sullied nd dishonoured getting dragged into this present sick n fallen world x n.n
Phwaor gotten up me haven't i
>>83364431Were all windowless monads init You cant trust anybody except yourself n thats a factx
Craving some penguin content
Ngl you can still love ppl even if you dont get on with them personally Bc were all the same person Ultimately Its the basis of christ. When you do good for other ppl its not just for ppl it does good for the whole universe. The more good you add. Vibrations. Nothing happens in a vacuum like your good n bad actions dont exist in a dark corner somewhere thats hidden away its all connected. n.n This is karma.
Reading the Welegraph and particularly the comment sections during this 3 month free trial has really made me understand the Tory mind. A lot of them (Tories, concerned middle class, rural types ect..) are genuinely frightened of this Labour government. Rachel Reeves is basically the devil in their eyes. They see us (bennie claimers) as the enemy. It's an us or them kind of thing, they think if we're doing alright on benefits then they must be losing in some kind of undeclared class war. Interesting indeed.
>>83364592They're right. You belong in prison you piece of shit.
>>83364596Torygoy
>>83364505have this classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dfWzp7rYR4
That 10 quid Christmas wonus just hit the bank. Cheers Rachel x
>>8336465710 pounds lol. I get thousands from having a job.
>>83364663Good for you. I enjoy the small things in life like a brekkie at spoons or some fish and chips down the seafront or a webab wrap after a few jars. You don't need thousands to do that. The Toryboy mind simply can't comprehend this.
The Helper Question (HQ) is the pre-eminent problem of our time. What are we gonna do about it?
>>83364710Have you tried seething and malding on britfeel?
>>83364654Very nicexx
Whats your fav films at Christmas x n_n
The semen got stuck in my throat again. Gonna be coughing that up all night.
On that Frijj choccy milk grind now x
>>83364830It's a wonderful lifeA Christmas carol (any version)Jingle all the wayHome alones
Ghana tier homeless hospitals contribute to this ongoing situation. It's your own fault really. On the fence about suicide to the point of bone deep cutting before. Proper disturbing situation.
>>83364830Here are some I usually watch on Whristmas Day xScrooged (probably me favourite)A Nightmare Before ChristmasBad SantaNational Lampoon's Christmas VacationElfHome Alone
>>83364830Jingle all the way
To be honest I've never seen any Christmas movie. It's never interested me.
>>83365023>christmas vacationBased, lad. One of my favourites too. Bad Santa is a classic too in my gaff. Need to get that Scrooged 4K. Might upgrade my Christmas Vacation Blu-ray to 4K as well.Lord of the Rings is a Christmas film for me too. Always a cozy time to settle in and watch them all again.Always seem to stick Planes, Trains and Automobiles on Boxing day with a few jars. It lush.
De lads.Every person in this thread we have 1 thing in common which Is that we were all little sperm tadpoles once upon a time and we won the race Into the egg nucleus In a sense if were alive were all graduates nd Winners of lifes first race. Instead of the millions of other sperms. We all crossed the finish line n came first out of millions. Isnt that kind of weird.
think i will prep some overnight oats.
Fixing resolution n.n
>>83365067Harry potter aswell the first two x n.n
Primary skool watching hp philosophers stone on a fat CRT tv that gets wheeled in n.n
>>83365067>Lord of the Rings is a Christmas film for me too. Always a cozy time to settle in and watch them all again.Aye that's womf-coded that lid. Been wempted to get that LOTR 4k blu-ray box set meself. Might have to have a dodge down that CEX soons.
Can't wait to neck a few of these on Whristmas Day x
>>83365186Might try these this year meself. Usually have a bucks fizz with me brekkie then get straight on the beer, a glass of champers with din dins.
>>83365193I have bucks fizz on Christmas eve at my parents then some more with my Christmas din dins x
Blu rays are pretty cheap in cex huh. n.n I like blu rays cus they play on my ps4. My stp dad bought a blu ray player years ago Lol its just sat under the telly collecting dust.
>>83365213Fucking shite how all the beers and ciders are going down to 3.4 percent. Getting harder and harder to get a decent buzz on.
Really need to fix me sleep pattern. Can't keep staying up all night and sleeping all day.
I did not expect to see this whilst dossing earlier.
>>83365223Alcohol has been getting weaker in general for years de lid/ I don't really mind as I usually stick to the low-strength stuff anyways unless I'm garn danny boy mode.
Fox in tree ~.~ :l :)
Lust demons on tap n_____n
>>83365219Don't buy CEX slop cause the discs are always fucked. Smelly dirty fingers behind the desk from smelly workers. Of my 2000 or so Blu rizzles maybe 10 are secondhand.
>>83365295cracking picture of a fox in a tree lad
>>833653072000 is pretty amazing n_n how long have yuo been collecting them? Blu rays are pretty dear sometimes when theyre new though right. I dont buy them a lot i like em tho.I got madoka blu ray last week< x n.n
Thats a good point about the discs though. I got mario galaxy from cex that was scratched af didnt work. Last year. Was raging they replaced it tho.
>>83365244>>83365244how can you doss at>08:27????that's like saying you'll have a skive on Christmas Day.
Probo some self stimulations before bed init x n.n
Yept,yep,,guilty as charged \~.~/
>>83365326Years mate, yes new releases can get expensive, especially from boutiques that sell them forrun films. Got me TMNT Trilogy 4K coming that was 50 quid. Just bought the Wim Wenders box set that was down to 110 quid but its 22 films.
Think I'll have a wustlerz wurger then prepare thyself for beddingtons x
>pip sent me a tennaExplain.
>>83365386ITs better than giving it to the bookies or dirnking it away x
>>83365412It Christmas bonus de lid. I just got mines as well.>https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/eligibility
>>83365425Okay, I suppose. ._.
Once upon a time I was a innocent wee boy watching Pingu in my grannys houseNow am a menace xLook what this world does to us ~.~
It peaceful at nightLess twolls aroundIt lovely x
n.n https://youtu.be/JQwYiPwkwbc>>83365514<3
n.n https://youtu.be/wrLrFS6whn0
n.n https://youtu.be/eD0_6SH5z-0
One last cuppa x n.n
Just necked two wustlerz wurgers back-to-back. Oh aye x
In me welperpig era x
Just watched a few more wepisodes of that Foodtopia weason 2. Off to beddingtonbergs now.
>>83365732Night nights friend sleep well
>>83365768Nighty nights lid. Not garn sleeps yet though, am watching some YouTubes in beddingtons for a bit first x
Alright neets, fuck off to bed. These are wagie hours!
It a dog eat dog world out there x
>>83365829Wagie hours don't officially begin until 6am. These are womfy NEET hours now kindly bugger off.
>>83365829No chance partner x
>>83365841n_n Taylor be like WaitIm washed????
>>83365841What a nasty wee cow! n_n
Suck it haters x
>>83365880Think all that fame and fortune has gone to her head. Taytay on the other hand has stayed humbles x
Spaffed meself empty didn't iI did didn't i X
Just got to work me. Oh aye.
Real sleepy NEET hours now x
Might do the same ngl x
>>83366063Whats yr job?
>>83366063Thank you for your service lid x
Christmas ASMR with Goddess Jen xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EHN71wIKz4
brutal all night bum sesh that washad a dick thicker than a stick of butter he didarse feels proper satiated now oh aye that is LUSH
No sex for me. Just simping for them ASMR lassies. Oh aye x
What did he mean by this X
>>83366266Being filtered is womfy x
>>83366266My reaction to this infomration *_*
Image limit n_______________________n NEarly 6 then night night helper +wagies xx
Am garn get some kip now as well. Can't post me piccy wiccy so just imagine a tired looking Apu tucked up in beddingtons. Nighty night x
>>83366452>>83366452>>83366452brand new threadington it is lids.
Ridiculous to make that at 450 postsShan't be posting there
>>83366458depressing wagie edish might be for you but it ain't for me ni ni x
>>83366479enjoy no images de lad footmong and helpernonce used them all up x
got the shits i do oh aye
No more images for a few hours. Bliss.
In my utopia, this thread carries on, the so called new thread falls off the board in the meantime and a TRUE SUCCESSOR is created when we pass that magical 480 posts marker. That is the britfeel way.
Another day dawns, another opportunity for esc-autist to show just how bad things can be.
>>83366682Eurovision song contest
Big strong NEET cock in Chika's bussy
The last gasps of the OG thread from yesterday. Had some epic times in this one boys. Cheers x
