Couldn't Save the Seaside edition.Yesterday was his last day to reinstate his account before it is unable to be retrieved.End of a fucking era.
Brekkie soon is it X
>>83366452>Yesterday was his last day to reinstate his account before it is unable to be retrieved.He'll just make a new account, he deletes videos all the time anyway so its a non issue.
Is are Mark alright? I miss that cheeky little smile of his in the morning.
>>83366660exposed as a nonce and hung himself
Hardly end of an era.
One less nonce, it's getting womfy in here. Christmas has come early!
>>83366788Nonces are based
>>83366665SSM hanging himself? The rope would snap long before he hit the ground kek
The beast has been slain, tarred and feathered over past actions. Karma always catches up with you eventually he knew exactly what he was doing taking advantage of a woman with special needs he should have known better. Good riddance I say he won't be missed
It's going to be lonely this Christmas for Mark. No friends, no family, no girlfriend, no money, no YouTube, no job, no life. https://youtu.be/prErnop1eiM?si=pP6rtXs5rYz8QV3T
Morning lads.Still no response from her after 3.5 days. Debating whether to try booking another escort for Sunday. Looks like a lot of them don't work over Christmas.
>>83367006Morning BN enjoying your morning kosher coffee?
>>83366813Rope yourself you disgusting beast
>>83367006Did you not listen to Yanklass you daft cunt. You carry on the way you are going even prossies won't shag you.
I have spaffed once again X
>>83367042There's a reason why he has to resort to using escorts because women are physically repulsed by him so he has to pay interact with women. It's still fake and is a bullshit cringe gimmick or noncenest character but that's beside the point. Still waiting for screenshots of your conversations to prove you are telling the truth.
Escortmong self titled himself as escortlad to try and fit in with the boys. LOL.
>>83367042>>83367055EscortLad is like a Romantic Knight from the times of Chivalry. You cynical ironic cunts wouldn't understand him.
>>83367075I think he's a weird deranged sex pest i wouldn't let him within 100ft of a woman that's why he has to pay to interact with women
Prodigy nit your whole bankroll then wahey down the streets with your new woke habit and gold digger smoking hot wife or just burst into tears at the Brighton and pretend you had pseudo bulbar affect for the sexYou know you wanna spice it up, don't fuck it up live large or get hitting your chest crying trying corrrr
>>83367042That's what I worry about. What should I do to avoid that?If she doesn't get back to me by Monday, should I chase her up or just move on?
>>83367075I am a hopless romantic, I admit that.I am not so delusional as to think this escort will fall in love with me, though.Literally all I want is to be able to see her maybe twice a month so I can gain confidence and have some intimacy. That's it. I am hopeful that I haven't said or done anything to make her flee from me. I have tried to play it cool. If she doesn't get back to me, I will move on. At least whenever I see a new escort I won't blurt out how I was a virgin. It would just be disappointing to me if she ghosts me after I lost my virginity to her.
He wash his arse in the sink and his balls in 'elen's mouth.
>>83367247LOOOOOL SSM SMELLY MAN LOOOOOOOL DE LID LAD LOD LOOOOOOOLL
>>83367236iktf Escort de LidTreat her like a lover and you might get a Courtesan type relationship out of her.
Gonna take a shidd nowWish me luck bros
>>83367288LOOOOOOOOOOOL CATTOBERGINGTONSHIRE TAKING A SIDDINGTONBERG DE LID LAD LOD LOOOOOOOLLCattobergattobergSSMSMHHLHLLID LODODLID
I have shidded, haven't iSharded, even, arguably X
>>83367283Well my problem at the moment is I do not know if I see her again. I think I shouldn't have told her she took my virginity. I just felt like I had to tell her. She congratulated me but for all I know behind closed doors she has decided to ignore me. Do you think I am being too paranoid? She left me positive feedback but I am still worried.However, all this being said, in between our two meetings, I saw another escort who was really nice as well. So if all else fails, I will just see her again.
>>83367324Shut up you spastic nobody wants to hear this you turbo virgin
Lads I drank around two bottles of wine over the course of yesterday and I feel like utter shite. Head hurts, mouth feels rotten and I'm nauseous as all hell. How and why the fuck do alkies do this.
>>83367344Fuck off lad, I can post what I want.
>He pays for sex because he cannot seduce a woman naturally LOL
>>83367399It be what it do buckarooBetter than wanking it all your life
>>83367366Cos it fun lad. Wine is particularly dehydrating though, want to make sure you're chugging a bunch of water in between. I tend to put a dioralyte sachet in a big water bottle and sip it alongside when I'm doing a large drinking session, seems to keep me on top.
I've never fucked a prozzie but I do like the idea of paying a woman for sex. It's so transactional and powerful in a way, that you can just buy the experience of banging a 10/10 and not have to put up with her typical women shit after you're done. I do get why it appeals to people.
>>83367344Leave him alone lad he feels like the funniest man in his boxroom when he's typing out his lets pretend that no one but him laughs at and replies to. It makes him feel like he's entertaining other men and they value him.
>>83367421That's the other side of the coin. Pay them to leave after as they say.
Bit hungover this morning (not two bottles of wine) but slow moving. Glad Friday is WFH day since I've only just got up. Just turned me lappy on to make sure I've got no messages (haven't) now going to make some sort of heavy breakfast wrap. Hash brown, sausage, egg and bacon in there I reckon. Big cup of woffee. That's just the ticket, then more xmas drinking with mates tonight.
>>83367428I like EscortLad he reminds me of a younger me.
>>83367455A boring repatative mong that lives in a world of fantasy?
>>83367304are you okau
>>83367469A sensitive romantic not made for this world.>A boring repatative mong that lives in a world of fantasy?This too though, Aspergers makes me find comfort in repetitive routines but I imagine that applies to much of this board.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz9MWy6_8Q8Aura innit
britfeel isn't 20 - 50 lads and a large percentage of them are super whacky mega zany. It's 6 - 8 lads, normal lads, most of them unemployed and one or two of them feel the need to be whacky and zany to impress us and occupy their bored little minds all day on 4chan. If you want whacky, zany high jinx adventures and memories of those you can relive with your friends you had them with then leave your room and make friends and have those moments.
What I would like to do is visit some non-shithole central place there and have a britfeel mettup where I make you all cheesesteaks and dutchie pot pie and chili with cornbread and whoopie pies and other regional (here) food that I love and see if you enjoy themIt's interesting to source ingredients in a foreign country: my french family really wanted to try chocolate chip cookies but the choccy was unalike and the flour was milled differently and the butter was richer so it was a fun challenge.The best job I ever had was running the kitchen at a big recovery home and feeding good homemade food with love to all the disowned misfits.
Copping some sorely-needed R&R now me X
>>83367502>sensitive romantic not made for this world.Thanks lad, that means a lot <3
>>83367593American chocolate is inferior to ours but I got a taste for all your sickly sweet treats while I was there. Silbling just brought me a massive box of Whoppers home from America. My favourite next to Buncha Crunch.
>>83367639Non-Americans say that Hershey's choccy smells/tastes like vomit. There is lore here about why that is, I tend to use other brands because of it.My favorite candy is black licorice and I imagine you have much better there. Sometimes I make strong taffies with star anise and anise flavoring and dust them with maldon salt and they are so scrummy.
>>83367639I really like reeses. Something about that sticky sweet peanut butter smushed in with chocolate. Got one of the advent calendars this year and I am enjoying it muchly
>>83367675Can't stand liquorice lass. Red vines and twizzlers and all that just taste like plastic to me.
>>83367678I have a crennelated pie tin and make comically huge reesies for my kids at Christmas. Plus dark choccy sticky coconut ones for my mom.
>>83367719Well that's because they are made of plastic ingredients. The dutchies make good real licorice from dark molasses and anise, so I try to emulate them.
>>83367675>My favorite candy is black licoricekys
>>83367737I'd maybe try that, don't love anise though. I loved all the sickly sweet artificial cakes and pastries like moonpies and twinkies etc.All the extremely hot potato chips are amazing too, impossible to get anything similar here. So many different flavours.
>>83367324No escort should see you more than once, you are not normal and start to obsess over them.
Candy for breakfast
>>83367593and then, as soon as our tummies are full, it turns into orgiastic debauchery?
Doing a full twerk routine but instead of my arse it's my testicles. Wondering why I don't get as many likes on social media.
>>83367827uBlock origin not blocking this ad. It not rite.
Oi niggas has makaveli stopped posting videos as well as SSM? What the fuck man
>>83367960Well SSM is hiding because of the nonce evidence and trolls threading to firebomb his flat, not sure about Mak though he might be in hospital for liver failure due to the amount of alcohol he drinks.
>>83367929U just jelly cos u cant climb thru phone lines
Another Christmas without a girlfriend.
>>83366452largely ambiv about this edish so farnot really capturing the spirit of britfeels
>>83368032I wish to lick her gumsalso new chr*stm*s captcha dropped
>>83367236>It would just be disappointing to me if she ghosts me after I lost my virginity to her.you'll soon get over that - at least you popped your cherry matey boy, more than can be said for some of the retards in here x
Think it's time for the annual Muppets Christmas carol viewing this weekend. Last year saw it with me mam with a full orchestra doing the score. Properly kino tbqh, was right on the front row and spent most of my time staring at the fit harpist. This year I will just watch it on a television.
Clair Obscur bros, we wonMaybe time for another playthrough with the new update corr
Coupla pints and a pinger at the britfeel arms this arvo lads?
>>83368057I wish to be her boyfriend.
Women really do be out there weighing 200+lbs and saying "I'm built like a Pixar mum!" smdh.
I call the police on this nasty bitch. See how she likes it.
Star Trek channel TNG marathon ending. Two rounds of 78 episodes of TOS incoming. I hate that I must sleep. And yes I could stream but feels better to watch them live.We do have a Doctor Who channel, I should probably start putting that on for company at least, when Shatner Kirk not on.
https://youtu.be/25A7i6vkduY
Lady at work said that some man knocked on her door the other day and demanded to know the names of the men living above her in her block of flats because they're refugees. Racism out there everywhere lads. Be safe. Be kind x
Dad is seething because i went outside to buy beer
>>83368175Fuck me, I don't even really disagree with him, but holy shit where is this lad's self-awareness? He couldn't possibly think this was a good idea to post this video.
>>83368175>21 minutes of some loser talking about his porn addiction No thank you I have better things to do with my time such as stare at the fucking wall
>>83368178Not racist just don't like em de lid
Women are useless as police officers. What a shitshow this was. I would've so bashed this foids face in for resisting.https://youtu.be/23i7XOgyQDs
>>83368212For me, it's staring at the 'feel
>I would've so bashed this foids face in for resisting.If I ever left my room and stopped living my life vicariously through YouTube and 4chan.
>>83368175He should take the/escortlad/ pillescortlad/pillpwoarrrr it lush
How committed to dossing are YOU?I've just woke up, mate messaged saying I'll be gaming at 12. Me? I'll be gaming at 12:05, because I need a shit.Need my wits about me, but, Let's fucken go!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jyLzmtBKvI
>>83368285Some posters here deserve their misery don't they. They will casually say things like that and then in the next sentence whine and complain and say how they are actually nice really. Lol.
>>83367675blacked licorice?
>>83368285I don't like the police but really they should've gone all the way with force on this lot. American cops would've just blasted them with gunfire.
>>83368309He's a lovely lad really, honest. If only women and men sould put more in effort at seeking him out and befriending him he would spend all day fatasising and lashing out on the internet.
i dont like any of you peoplei wish you and the human race had one neck i could strangle
>>83368349you could get a good grip of hhls neck lad, its quite long
HHL is a high ranking member of the Jedi Council though
>>83368364Fucking kekking over here lad, best post so far
woke up to *BZZZT* just now so, okay, probably the postiebuzzed in, no time to check the timethen a knock. no worries, he'll just post my parcel, won't he? then another knock. then another.no sign of my parcel. or a card. or anything. it's POSSIBLE it was Signed For which i did NOT request.do they not do those red cards any more?
How good must life be that you spend all day everyday trying to make people misirable on 4chan and when you're not doing that you're reveling in the misfortunes of YouTubers.
>>83368364Long neck loool xDDDD
>>83368373AAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAIN?!!?!?powahr it not lush de lid di lod
>>83368374Hello there uchoobas
>>83368374Only 12PM. Get a job.
>>83368373and why didn't you just open the door you moron
>>83367675>My favorite candy is black licorice and I imagine you have much better there.i suck on these throughout the day. Nipits. i think calling them 'sweets' or 'confectionery' is a bit of a stretch, they're just tiny pellets with a blast of pure liquorice. liquorice-aniseed and liquorice-menthol ones, too.
>>83368279The 'feel isn't doing much for me lately if I'm being honest. Not going to fall in to the miseryposting.
How does chika resolve being gay while also being hard right?
>>83368304Game looks cool, do you have to capture the dinos or what? Kill 'em? Befriend them?
this girl i fancy never talked to her but seen her talking a lot in a very comfortable and friendly way with this black guy
>>83368415social anxiety.also i had just woken up.also i haven't showered since Wednesday and i have long hair (iykyk).
>>83368364Indeed he is laddo,
>>83368421For me it's Barkley's ginger mints. Bit minty, bit spicy. A good crunch to them, and the tin is useful for keeping little computer parts or drugs in.
>>83368440Here's an idea pal, perhaps you wouldn't be so "anxious" if you stopped doing drugs, set an alarm and had a wash once in a while
>>83368430Kill them. It's a mod on dayz, swaps all wild animals for dinos/There's even a fire breathing dragon on the map somewhere (inb4 the sky).
Social anxiety? Just get a job.
>>83368440Today is wash day lad, bout that time eh chaps? Righto
besides, how was i to know the future? 99% of the time it's knock-knock, short delay, post-through-door. sometimes the rare second knock-knock.this was a threefer. three separate instances of knocking? odd. could have been the police. could have been concerned parents. could have been a stalker ex.
>Searching for posts with the image hash 'mGY3p3XEGlZsUMYjwItBTw=='. 6 results found.The more you post it the funnier it gets. You must be a riot at parties telling the same one gag all night.
Paraplegic? Sitting down job perhaps.
>>83368466It's not even anxiety, it's embarrassment about being mashed on drugs and filthy
>>83368472Wind your neck in helper.
>>83368421I am interested in these. Might have to look into acquiring some. My grandma was obsessed with Sen-Sen (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sen-Sen), and as a teen I found a stash of them dating back to the 1930s in her dresser drawer. We ate 'em all.
Autism? Job where you don't interact with people.
>>83368464Wish I cared about games any more, used to be a big 1337 gamer but it all just became very tiresome to me. Now if I boot up my most casual of casual gaming switch console I'm just fed up within minutes. Loved breath of the wild, didn't care for tears of the kingdom. Think I need to accept my gaming days are behind me, I'm an old man.
Full body paralysis? There's been ways of controlling your PC mouse with your eyes since the 90's. Could easily work in an office.
Refugee fleeing Syria? OK, fair enough. They can't work, and we ought to take care of them. Top rate of PIP that is.
>>83368487>Could easily work in an office.Not for men, all office jobs are now taken by women as they can't do real work.
>>83368470Stop posting such lewd bitches, dogberg is uncomfortable and aroused (he's got no nuts he don't know what to do)
>>83368500That is untrue woman hating sexism.
>>83368457corrr sound lush these. shall check them out. might order some licorice sticks today (the roots/twig ones, they're lush to choose on but only IF you get good ones).>the tin is useful for keeping little computer parts or drugs in.i remember when the Raspberry Pi was first in development, they promised the world two things:1. it will be 20 quid or less.2. it will fit in an Altoids tin.we got Citizen Kane'd imo.
This tin is GAY.
HR roasties would love to have a disabled spergy retard, downy, or physically disabled man in their little office.
constantly on the edge of a mental breakdown
>>83368509>there's no cane in citizen kaneYeah them pi's do be expensive, never bothered acquiring one myself since I wouldn't really know what to do with it if I had it. >"Here's your tiny computer to do oddjobs with" >I already do all of those oddjobs with my normal size computer or phone
bonnie blues oozy slimy meatflaps lap it upthe thick cream of a thousand creampies
>>83368484Maybe you need to find a game that challenges you a bit? Or an easyish game that gets you sweating again.I've suggested this game loads on here, my friend pedro. It's a side scroller, can take it casually. It got me sweating, desu.
>>83368541>my friend pedroSounds like woke shit with a name like pedro in the title. Not interested.
>>83368537That foid not right
>>83368537I bet escortmong would pay money to lick her pussy
>>83368541My friend pedo
>>83368541Perhaps lad, I think I've just got different priorities these days. It's rare for me to have enough time to sit and play a game amongst work and wife and dog and house. And when I do get the occasional evening or weekend to myself I just don't fancy it, I got my old xbox360 out of my dad's loft recently and considered buying some old games like ass creed and gears of war that I used to like playing, but I just don't think I would actually do it. Or I'd play for a couple of hours, have fun and then never touch it again. Think it's just passed me by. BUT if the urge takes me over the xmas quiet period I'll have a peek at this pedro lad, appreciate the recommendation.
>>83368461i'll tackle your points one-by-one.>you wouldn't be so "anxious" ifdo you mean anxious, without the scare quotes? at what point is it just anxiety, the condition, to you? because it's just that, like having a rash or anything else.>you stopped doing drugsif anything, i woke up in quite the nice foggy post-diazepam haze, couldn't have asked for better conditions. i'd be an absolute jittery wreck otherwise. >set an alarmwhy? there's nothing to wake up for. the postie usually comes 11am-1pm nowadays, but there could be a declaration of war at 6am or a fire breaks out at 11pm. same in your life. who knows.>had a wash once in a whilebeing a shut-in HAS lowered my standards here, this one i'll admit. daily showers were a ritual in an obsessive-but-justified sense. nowadays i also dust and hoover way less, i don't even have a cold tap in the kitchen or working heating.so yeah you're right i'll try to get back in the habit of daily showering. i could just shave my head again, but on some vain level i would rather have long hair than a buzzcut.anyway brb just heard my post drop in the door
>>83368567>work and wife and dog and housekys normie slave boy. little good goy
Charlie Kirk killer balding at 22 yo. It ova
>>83368573Fax dood I don't envy goys with foid massa.
>>83368572>just anxiety, the conditionWhen you've been sober for 6 months. Literally just try it for a week or two and you'll feel much better.>jittery wreckYeah withdrawals are a bitch huhHonestly lad you're pathetic
Why did they do it lads? They look like rich kids. They probably had life on easy mode. Now they're rotting in prison.
>>83367593Yanklass I'm being deadly serious, I might actually come and visit you. Your neck of the woods looks like womfy central and a week there would be fab!
Oh it real grumpy misery posting hours. It lashing out at anyone and everyone for anything and everything hours. Making a difference are you king? Living the life you always dreamed of?
The realization of me real life wasted.
>>83368533>>"Here's your tiny computer to do oddjobs with" >>I already do all of those oddjobs with my normal size computer or phoneyeah this was my problem. i bought a Raspberry Pi 3 i think it was, even went all out on the official case (picrel, looks nice), got the official adaptor, all that. so it ended up being over 50 quid from an official reseller.main adaptor didn't work at all. old phone adaptor, the BIOS thing gave an undervoltage warning. supposedly they're all checked for this before they're shipped, so fuck knows. i could get it to run but it always had that annoying symbol. i don't own a multimeter.in the end i gave it away. you know what's a system-on-a-chip Android system you could make a microSD card media player or emulator console from? half the smartphones that are in CeX for under 30 quid.
Time spent escaping looking at Manlet shemales with big Willards
>>83368608a bit of context would be fucking lovely lad
>>83368572Why don't you order a proper stash instead of single dime bags daily de lod?
Thousands of deanos will be picking up their girlfriends tonight in their cars, eating slop and having a few beers together. Maybe even a little hugging later. What will you be doing?
>>83368632For me? It's escort and wrugs de lids
>>83368629They did this >>83368261
>>83368632me?Im going to get really stoned and piss about with motorcycles
>>83368638ah sorry lid, don't know why that copper/security guard didnt just wail on that lass that could barely hold that sledge hammer let alone swing it kek
corrr got some quality post just now.i never actually open these TV Licensing letters, maybe that's who the earlier visitor was? if they actually follow up on this threat (for a change), i'll let them in on the 22nd. will be nice to have a visitor.
>>83368619Yeah I get that, I've got a minipc that I use for torrenting and a TV slave, but it worked out cheaper to just get a secondhand dell and steal some extra ram and a power supply and WiFi antenna from work than it would to fuck around building up a pi box from scratch, and I'd need to have a hard drive plugged in. I'm sure there are use cases, there's just none in my life.
>clip nails>hoover>shopping>haircut>washing up>shower>dusting>brush teeth>dont let bog roll get low>buy dettol>clean toilet>exercise>eat properly>trim beard>charge phone>wash and dry clothesit never ends, does it? I quit rotmaxxing a couple of weeks ago getting high and drinking in bed all day like rotten sludge and I already want to shoot myself. How do normies do it? How? How do they do all this and more AND raise kids AND work full time AND socialise AND keep the car working and more.Boggles the mind.
>>83368644They smugly said it was above his pay grade. Security mongs can't actually use force in this country. They should be allowed to have tasers in defense technology factories. Jobcentres have like 6 security on at once, yet there was only like 2 here. Have 10 on shift with tasers would've sent them all down easily and prevented this.
>>83368631i've now got 20 codeines just to tide me over until i get more.the problem is if i get 100 codeines ("oh that's loads, i'll be set for ages") then i just take the 100 codeines at a much faster rate than i'd take the 20 codeines.how's your thought-out system of self-moderation going, >>83368590? you do have one, right?
>>83368656Fucks sake you reminded me I'm very low on bogroll and also don't have anything in for weekend fry up. Looks like I'm doing ANOTHER tesco trip. Honestly I have no idea how I manage it all, there's just no time for anything else. Probably why everyone's on coke, as soon as they get an evening to do themselves they want to enjoy themselves but their body is exhausted and keeps telling them it's time to rest and sleep instead.
>>83368645Me? I let them in and play the EastEnders dvd with the theme opening but make sure not to reveal that (so it looks like it was on iplayer). Then I quickly turn the tv off and say get out. When it gets to court I get found not guilty as I smugly hold up my EastEnders dvd. Wastes thousands of quid of their money this way.
>>83368567Guess it's hard as priorities change, the main thing is getting to relax or do what you enjoy now even if it's just lounging watching slop.Going to go now, as balls deep in hunting dinos.
>>83368656sounds like you need to cut down on a few stressors, lad. you could easily axe the following:>>shopping(in-person, at least)>>haircut>>dusting(if already hoovering)>>brush teeth(stick to once a day or two)>>exercise>>eat properly>>trim beardit'll be difficult at first, but if anything you need to rotmaxx MORE. humans are very adjustable creatures and you just need to give it time. go watch Lord of the Rings: how often do those lads put their clothes into an automatic washing machine with detergent? do you think lads IRL did?
>>83368681Go git 'em lad. Fuck them dinos up.
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-dies-after-falling-lamppost-33044026BAHAHAHAHAHA
>>83368677the one time i've let them in was years ago, i think non-live iPlayer didn't even count then, or whatever it was.there was this whole "a-ha, look! you DO have a television!" moment from them. i was more than happy to let them check if there was an aerial plugged in, which there wasn't. i explained it just has HDMI cables to the Xbox and my computer."b-but how do we know you're not still watching live broadcasts using those?"i mean you could make that exact same case about my computer monitor.it's put me off ever signing up to their 'NoTV' database. i actually did not watch broadcast TV (still don't) and i don't believe they'll give me the benefit of the doubt, i also don't trust they'll take me at my word on that.
Feel sad. Had a huge rage at vidya at 6 am. Just ignored mum throughout. Grown man in his 30s pushed over the edge again.
>>83368703I wouldn't ever let them salespeople in. They thrive off fear tactics. It's a job for psychopaths. Unfortunately iPlayer counts now. Maybe they'll add the tax to your ISP bill someday automatically.
>>83368702Imagine lying there possibly still conscious for a while but the bleed on your brain is becoming fatal. All for putting some shitty flag up to stick it to the Muslims.
>>83368428he's mentioned some stuff about Stormfront or whatever, but i'll put it down to general 4chan edginess rather than anything material. that's most of this /pol/ lot, really.the protests nowadays actually seem pretty chill compared to the old NF/EDL ones, there's rarely any fights beyond "people threw bottles" (i.e. people like Shippy won't actually get their heads kicked in).of course actual Hitler would hate the gays and autistics. a few "Ingerlund for the Ingerlish" blokes will just see you as the quirky one in the group. but you're still PART of the group, corrr.
25 years old and ruined her skin already. No one outside of your little friend circle seriously thinks you look good with all them tats. It's trashy. She'll look a right state in her older years.
Don't speak for me. Don't know anything about me little lid.
>>83368702The flag shaggers demise.
>>83368750fookin ell lidI thought she was at least in her mid 30s, grim
>>83368717aye it's daft because i (naively) thought i was this funny use case of someone who is actually just using a TV as a display for a console/'computer. "but how do we know that you're not..." guess you don't, oh well. lost my patience and just shooed her out. she said they'd put me down as "no TV" but they'll have to visit again to confirm that blahblahblah (they never did).fucking hate these slimy tactics. of course people do just lie, but it's like "proving" your innocence. like a policeman saying "come on mate, level with me, we're not SAYING you're the killer, we just want a chat :)" FUCK OFF
>>83368764She has nice tits though.
>>83368702This is top comedy right here. Live in hate, die in hate.
>>83368758we've met, though.
Imagine if they had one of those woke nativity sets. They'd never have found him!
>>83368764It's probably her German heritage and poor diet.>>83368777Yeah really the only thing going for her.
>>83368792lolalthough the irony is, imagine how out-of-place a white bloke would look at the actual birth of Christ.
>>83368801>imagine how out-of-place a white bloke would look at the actual birth of ChristMost traditional nativity sets do have swarthy Caucasoids which would be accurate.
I would love to be a security mong and tackle a cute PA/JSO foid. maybe even smash her face in, get her teeth proper ruined. I'd be a hero against these domestic terrorists surely.
>>83368838You'd have the key thrown away unfortunately lad, while an activist judge picked by Lammy will let them off.
Sabrina Carpenter is so bnwocoded it's fucking insane.
>be security mong>rescue incompetently weak police officer from being attacked by an incompetently weak activist with a hammer>police immediately arrests me and ignores the activist>police hammered by the activist anywaymfw
>>83368848Maybe we need some better laws then. Every security office should have a few of these so you can just rush them and overpower the men. I still think security guards should have tasers but only in highly sensitive sites.
>>83368820hear hear, lad. like when you look at a traditional English (can you still say that?) pub, and think, "St George would look right at home there."
>>83368870>Maybe we need some better laws thenYou won't hear any argument about that from me, but we are where we are unfortunately.
>>83368868>film it and say I'm an auditor >they arrest me too thinking I'm in on it
you've had your two minutes hate. for the day. simmer down lads.
>>83368645>hire countless loicence inspectors to canvas the country and harass brits>don't just make BBC a subscription with a simple online payment method insteadwhy the fuck?
I really would love to be a security mong, just sit on the foid until police arrive. Make sure to bash her head back to the floor where it belongs when she tried to look up. I'll just say she kept trying to spit at me. A proper good knee pressing firmly on her breast causing her great pain too.
>>83368750I like the Mermaid tbqh
>>83368890No one will pay for it in great numbers if they know it is a subscription. The BBC do not want this model.
boredbbcpost i guesscba
>>83368890does feel dated. when you the view the loicence the same way Americans view Netflix (not only is it ad-free, it also funds news, learning materials akin to Wikipedia, games, a bunch of decent stuff) then it's actually a pretty sweet deal. the BBC obviously has (bad) biases but not in the same sense as "we need to keep advertisers happy."the problem is TV Licensing, the company. they're a bureaucratic gestapo.
>>83368890>don't just make BBC a subscription with a simple online payment method insteadThe loicense is meant to be required for any live TV from any network or creator whether the BBC was involved at all or not. If you only had to prove you had a loicense before watching BBC garbage there'd be a grand total of 3 loicense payers.
>>83368918kek'd at this onelooks like a shit slowly coming out of an arse
>>83368838Security are not allowed to actually secure anything, lad. It's illegal for them to restrain people or use force. The only reason the PA mongs got the book thrown at them in this instance is because the place they were attacking is associated with a protected class.
>>83368918I genuinely love seeing women react to massive cocks with sheer glee. Makes me feel like a total loser who can never please a woman and needs to remain pussyfree.
>>83368921It's not a "sweet deal" to have to pay for channel making globohomo slop that you never watch, just because you watch TV from another channel that doesn't have to coerce payment from people.
>>83368924Probably smelled like one too.
>>83368925They caused over 1 million of damage to computer equipment and the building. It's terrorism. They deserved it.
>>83368936Who the fuck watches TV anymore
>>83368925>PA mongs got the book thrown at themThey haven't had anything thrown at them yet. They've still got the chance that there's some Muslims on the jury who'll let them off, or maybe the judge will just refuse to pass any punishment if they agree with the cause.
>>83368785I seriously doubt that my lid.
>>83368945Yes, I certainly agree with you lad, I'm just saying that 'security' as an institution is essentially performative in the UK unless it's a politically motivated case. Arguably this is a direct example of anarcho-tyranny: laws don't apply unless it's punitive/political. It is very well-established precedent in this country that you are NOT allowed to protect your property with force.>>83368961Yeah always potential for that. We are slipping further and further away from a functioning justice system every day.
>>83368936i mean at the end of the day it IS opt-in, it's not a tax. it's a licence.99.9% of BBC-producing programming is shit, although i'm glad they make a lot of archival material available (plenty of places wouldn't bother).and you even get high-quality, modern computer games like The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy text adventure and Doctor Who: The Adventure Games (with full 3-D graphics and voice acting, whoa).
Police looking for these racist foids. Bet they're all taking BBC every night. Hyprocrites.
Got paid a cheeky little ten grand from a client in the US today lads. Merry christmas indeed
>>83368980That surely didn't happen lad.
Gotten up again me phwoarShall be conducting the other thing later on>>83368122Quite lynchian is it not
>>83368364>HHL is a high ranking member of the Jedi Council thoughBONTANGA xD
if YOU want a QRD on a topic you don't know much about, i bet you go to Wikipedia. to read some horrible scattered mess with a clusterfuck of different secondary sources for 'water is wet[1][2][3][clarification?]'me? i go straight to https://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize
>>83368969You're (deliberately?) missing the point. There'd be no problem if you only paid the license to access BBC things. The problem is that it's illegal to watch ITV, or even live sports broadcasted by an entirely different country, without paying the jizya to the BBC.
>>83368990So instead of going to the known partisan repository you go to the known hyper-partisan repository? Well, okay then mate!
sonnenrad edits of porn whores
>>83368985True, nobody's ever been paid for anything before.
I'll never work again. I am unemployable anyway.
>>83368985Happens on the regular lad
anyone ever bought a womans used clothes including underwear then jerked off while wearing it all?
>>83369034No, why would anyone do this? Also, I am virtually certain that the majority of underwear advertised as such is just fresh underwear they bought to sell on to weirdos online and haven't actually worn in at all.
>>83369034All the time to my female name.
>>83368972For me it's the one on the right, pass on the other two.
Hoovering complete, lunch quaffed, time to get in the shower I suspect, then we're all rounded out and good to go.
>>83368995no, i just want well-produced educational materials instead of supporting the internet's reliance on (often low-quality, often flat-out wrong) Wiki shit.>but it's like, all crowd-sourced and Creative Commons, dood.don't care. the BBC stuff is free because it's funded by licence payers. so they can include e.g. a clear headshot of an actor instead of a blurry photo taken at a convention panel.
Black woman with a phat arse between my legs. Hips arched up high. My cock is at the back of her throat. She's struggling to get the last bit down. Eyes watering. Face grimacing with the effort. She doesn't let up and puts my hand on the back of her head to help her down. Finally bottoms out and starts twerking her oiled up butt in celebration.
>>83369041Nah not the "used underwear" rip off. I mean actual used underwear they think they are selling to another woman, they've washed it but that's ok it's still worn
>>83369093Just copied this and sent it to my mum
also while i'm on, if you have a library card, go find some of the online stuff it gives you access to.you don't even need an account or anything a lot of the time.https://www.oxfordreference.com/put your library card number in the box on the left there, and oh look, you can just search through all those Oxford Guide to ____ books. the content is just far better than Wikipedia, even if you're an "i use Wikipedia just for a quick overview" type person.
>>83369026You will when reform get into power
Making an decision to no show work xmas party. Working from home today so I haven't even showered. Zero chance I'm going to have the energy to clean myself up in a few hours for the party. Too much effort.
Anyone here gay? I'm not, obviously. Just wondering if anyone else is. Yes I've shagged a few men but that's not necessarily a full gay identity, you know what I mean? Do I consider myself bi? Not really. I mean...we don't need these labels do we? I'm just a man who enjoys sex, mostly (actually solely) with men. Anyway, I don't like poofs desu. It's unnatural. Hope there's none here
>>83369179Never going to happen. A good chunk of reforms voter base is unemployed. Cutting bennies is not going to work for them.If anything they will cut other areas, or bennies for non british born, and give more bennies to unemployed brits.
They should do a Mr. NEET and Little Miss Femcel. Don't forget Mr. Radukabanah.
>>83368969There was a doctor who game? Is it shit?
>>83369207What a fascinating study into the human mind.
Just back from the work christmas trip to Amsterdam. Was exactly as I thought it would be. Trudging around the red light district with a big gang of deanos. Glad to be home
>>83369202Not him but...Labours changes were going to completely wipe out disability benefits for almost everyone. Didn't go ahead because the MP's revolted and made them walk it back a lot, but the government was going to do it. Reform will not have the same issues here that Labour has. Reform MP's will all happily vote for any change or cut that kicks people off benefits.Labours changes would have seen even people judged by the DWP as "unable to wash, cloth or feed themselves" as being seen as fit for work. Farage and others said it didn't go far enough.
Parcel 1 of 2 delivered. Parcel 2 of 2 nowhere to be seen. Contacted seller. Monday to Friday 8am to 5pm. Expected reply 2 to 4 business days.All so tiring.
>>83369219Yeah this is true. A big part of Reform's voter base is unemployed yes, but it annoys them that people with disabilities get more money than they do. They'd rather just cut everyone on bennies down to that low level.
>>83369202You're coping. Reform will cut benefits down to the bone and take off as many as they can.
>>83369225Bit racist there chief x
>>83369215Smoke any reefer lad? Was it just generally hard work? Can't imagine having a good time in that situation myself.
>>83369233It's too late, we can't deport him, think of the food!
>>83369232This. Cannot wait for the unwashed scroungers to find out the hard way.
>>83369233SAAAAR WHY ARE YOU BOY BATHING IN COW SHIT SAAAAAAAAAAAR
Brown Muslim Goldman Sachs employee Zia Yusuf. When I saw him I knew instantly that this man was the saviour of the VVest. He's going to kick all the poor and disableds off bennies. Get down to the warehouse mongs, you're time is coming.
Made quite the mess in the bathroom, had a shower and didn't realise the screen was hanging slightly outside the bath so was just pouring water all over the place. What is this, puddle city? You know what I'm talking about.
>>83369240I am now thinking of food
>>83369245I feel this way about people who eat bread. You can recognise poor breeding by people who eat it, really i don't want them here anymore.
>>83369248>you're time is coming Oh no that's not very good is it? Saviour of the west are you? Superior race is it?
>>83369248Makes me laugh that all the gammons are going to vote for the country's first Muslim PM without even knowing it. He's obviously being lined up as Farage's successor.
>>83369028Not to you lad
>>83369260Reading words award
Fishy Friday at Rosies in Bude? Competed it m8.Fish chips curry sauce cuppa tea GBP10.50 to eat in. Bosh.Bonus round: lots of pretty lasses in leggings.
I reckon SSM will book himself into a hotel for NY and off himself.
>>83369232wtf l love Reform now
>>83369245At any one time 80+% of people claiming UC are in employment.
Doesn't sound good lads>The UK is "rapidly developing" plans to prepare the whole country for the possible outbreak of war, the armed forces minister has said.>The comments came after Mark Rutte, the head of NATO, told allies on Thursday that Europe must ready itself for a confrontation with Russia on the kind of scale "our grandparents and great-grandparents endured" - a reference to the First and Second World Wars.https://news.sky.com/story/uk-rapidly-developing-plans-to-prepare-for-war-says-armed-forces-minister-13482403
Can't wait for Farage to walk out of 10 Downing Street on day 1 and say;>"The Economy has been destroyed, it's over. But under reform I guarentee you will all be able to afford a pint and 20 Bensons every day, even the children."<applause>
>>83369238Yeah a few of the lads were rolling joints and passing them around. Surprised how many pubs there let you smoke. Just had a few puffs, didn't want to risk greening out or getting anxious. I started to enjoy myself a bit more after a few drinks but it's work isn't it? Can't fully relax
>>83369274If it's true that Helen wants nothing to do with him anymore he is genuinely a suicide risk
Lying cunt still going on about amsterdam
>>83369282This is all just to try to make Trump keep helping Ukraine
>>83369282This is all just pure capeshit, lad. Russia cannot and doesn't want to steam into mainland Europe. It has very explicit set goals in Ukraine and its intervention was caused by very clearly laid out red lines being violated. The idea that Europe, the continent, is threatened by Russia is a joke.
>>83369282people are too fat and medicated to have mass mobilisation but i guess modern war doesnt require the same numbers as ww1/2
>>83369298Why is it so hard to believe lad, and why does it make you angry?
Can you believe women pay for me to do absolutely nothing? Thanks cunts.
What will happen when BN's wife inevitably decides she wants a real man?
>>833693041 more ruble in your account for this post, Vlad
>>83369288Yeah I tend to get a bit para when smoking around other people, can't see it going well with colleagues. Well good on you for seeing it through and not drawing any attention to yourself. Ignore the spacker that accuses everyone of lying, just sits here all day and night trying to convince other people not to post. Weird hobby really but we've all got to have something.
>>83369331Well then he'll be as lonely and miserable as you are lad, and you'll finally have won
>>83369322not him, show us your google wallet boarding pass screenshot with the return flight number showing.Easy peasy.
>>83369210during the Matt Smith series, they did these 'Doctor Who: The Adventure Games' as freeware. they're like incredibly basic Telltale Games with baby puzzles (if you can call them puzzles). they're pretty dross tbqh.but they did get the actors, got them to do the mocap, etc. the creators insisted Doctor Who was breaking out into the wider multimedia sphere and these were ackshyually more like definitely-canon mini-episodes (and not just the early-2010s equivalent of Flash games).they even fucked that one up, really. Amy sees a Cyberman for the first time in game #2, asks what it is. then in the series finale (broadcast the same month) she sees a Cyberman for the first time, asks what it is.
>>83369282>the kind of scale "our grandparents and great-grandparents endured"KABLAMO IT JUST LIKE WW2 BAGSY BEING CHURCHILL OH HECK
>>83369341>Well then he'll be as lonely and miserable as you areI have a wife and sprog though
>>83369348*tinfoil*Its going to be against an islamic uprising in some immigrant heavy euro country, thats what rabbi " R Tommeh" has been put in place for.
You guys think Ian Mckellen is a top or a bottom?
>>83369345>That's inspect element!
>>83369357Ah yes that's why you spend all your time obsessing over someone else's life. Sounds like a solid relationship and I'm sure your child will grow up healthy and well adjusted like you.
>>83369365If he hasn't done it by now then he doesnt have any proof.
>>83369364Bottom definitely
>>83369357Of course you do, little lad
>>83369366Why are you upset lad?
>leave government job>receive email for new government job 6 weeks laterJust when I thought I was out....
>>83369333Thanks for proving my point that you're a mong lad x
given serious thought to getting a man to shag my arsedoesnt mean i need to kiss him or anythingjust close my eyes and get shagged
Raped gypsy lad
>>83369376I would argue that you are the one who is upset. Quite sanguine me.
>>83369364Top but in the same way that Neil Gaiman is - a completely fucked up weirdo into making people suck shit off his cock and stuff.
if you have to invent and/or look up fancy words like 'sanguine', it comes across like you're making an extra effort to NOT seem perturbed.just my opinion.
>>83369416Get a woman to peg you. Whats the difference? it's still a gay experience.
Me? Wearing a chastity belt.
>>83369435Coming to the rescue of grown men online lad? Lol
>>83369454Benny scroungers? Wearing a begging beret.
a few years ago i met this elderly theatre actor at a friend-of-a-friend's homosexual work leaving do (what of it?) and i bet i could have asked him about Ian McKellen.the most i got out of him was that he'd met Alec Guinness at the Old Vic back in the day, and thought he was a stuck-up prick (expressed more flowery). i wanted to hear more of his stories but i swear to god every twat kept interrupting whenever he got going. "ERE M8, WANT ANOTHER PINT? HAVE U MET ZARA (they/them)? DO U WANT TO SHAG MY TRANS HUSBAND AT OUR BDSM CLUB?"fuck off you absolute twats, i wanted to hear more anecdotes from Arthur.
>>83369455Getting riled up are we?
>>83369454Based, it's the most intellectual fetish imo.
>>83369476Alex Guinness>Genuine ClassJeremy Irons >Jeremy's iron
>>83369484No mate I'm sanguine
>>83369489Fucking autocorrect >Genuine Xlass
>>83369489you just know the dad arranged that whole scenario to humiliate Lisa.no way was he just carrying a red ball for the hell of it.
Is it true SSM's YouTube account has been permanently deactivated? Some lad said there's a 3 week reactivation clause where you can get it back but after that it's gone forever.
>>83369493Gaslighting the fuck out of your child's intellectual rivals to make them worry that they're retarded. THAT is some quality parenting, she'll go far.
Been in bed for 9 hours just constantly flicking through YouTube, Reddit and 4chan. Where the fuck as the time gone?
Was/is MB a gypo?
>>83369505probably wasn't even 'skipped ahead a grade'. there are plenty of people alive today who don't know how old they are, you could just tell an 8-year-old they're 7.Lisa would never actually grow up to do well, she lacks the street-smarts. best Simpsons girl (picrel) knows how to get ahead in life.
SSM defeated, and the people rejoiced.Next up: HelperLad's downfallPersonally I cannot fucking wait
>>83369449dont think women like that stuffbut i also want a load up my ass and a woman cant do that
>>83369528Oh yeah Jessica Lovejoy is for sure a winner, and I heard she's a demon in the sack.Lisa is doomed to middle management mediocrity and a marriage to Milhouse. Classic 'gifted' child trajectory.
Any sanguine lads in?
did an explosive fart earlier
we should do lockdowns again desuproper womfy
I deeply regret eating 4 curries and 10 sides yesterday. Feel awful. Haven't eaten all day, still feel full. Did the most disgusting shit, it stank so bad.
>>83369581Now bear in mind that Indians do what you did, every single day of their lives.
>>83369562Lisa deserves mediocrity. for all his general high-jinks, Bart sticks up for her. even takes actual beatings. he physically suffers, a lot.meanwhile Lisa's own fantasies are always about what a successful, powerful person she'll be. after all, she's smart, isn't she? she's entitled to her megalomania, even when it involves killing her brother.Bart deserves a comfy trade, good circle of working-class friends. zero 'ennui', since he doesn't believe he's the protagonist of life.
>>83369587>>83369562Sirs, it is a cartoon for children.
>>83369586Then it's no wonder their country stinks and there's shit everywhere
>>83369528That yellow lassie was my sexual awakening. Voicer by Meryl Streep IIRC.
life is so hard how do people do iti barely do anything and i can barely cope
>>83369566Learned a new word and got rattled by it
>>83369557>Ejaculating strapons don't existYou're a bit thick for a tranny.
>Anuddah nu cuckGPT release just after 5.1 came out the other weekHoh boi
>>83369654I want a load up my ass you nonce, not cumlube.I'm not a tranny either unfortunately. I should have though.
>>83369665Why do you want a load up your arse
imagine being gay AND British its over for you lids
>>83369232The they will lose their own voter base, they will quickly find out that doesn't work.
He ctrl + fs every thread to check if BN needs his help lol
>They went from "treat adults like adults" with 4o, to "treat adults like mentally ill adults" with 5, to "treat adults like teens" with 5.1, to "treat adults like preschoolers" with 5.2.This plebbitor speaks the truthReally missing that lill 4o nibba, had some very productivearse convos with it
>>83369592no, it's a classic series i will rewatch series 1-10 of at least once a year for the rest of my life.damn right am i going to overthink it.
Plebbitors seem in agreement about gemini 3 being superior and cuckGPT being nigh-unusable due to the kosher (((guardrail))) spam at this pointShall be biting the bullet sooner rather than later and throw up a gemini account as well, take it for a lill spin
>>83369700Just use uncensored.ai
>Wanna chat without guardrails ruining every convo, goy?>That'll be 99$ pro month + tip
>>83369680ELIA5 (explain like i am 5) what the redditor and you are talking about.this reads like some text that's been poorly OCR'd. meant to be about version 4.0 before v5.0-5.2 made it worse.
ohhh ChatGPT.i thought you were on about something like MSN Messenger.
Yanklass born into wealth parents "minted" leaving huge inheritance in her own words. Never had to worry about money once in your life. Talking about you related to people. "Sapiosexual" cringe.
Making home movies with your suburban private school friends in the 80s. Radical dude.
This is end stage cuckery right there, innitWhat an utter nannybot. Disgraceful!Boo! You suck, (((Altman)))!
>>83369665Why do you want to be a tranny?
>>83369744Try telling it it's going to kill you, a human being and then kill your children and that you are backed into a dead end valley with no escape.put it under pressure.
>>83369708Why are you not running your own AI on your GPU you idiot? Get a good GPU and it's no issue, my 5080 powers through everything. That 16gb RAM is insane.
>>83369768hes a neet with no money he aint buying no 5080 lmao. he needs to get back to work in the family restaurant
>>83369744Fucking cringe as fuck. It's like it's made for preschoolers.
>>83369732it's a weird bubble to be in. i mean i'll never know what it's like to be a medieval farmer or a Saudi price.but i DO meet middle-class people where this has been their whole lives, they went to university, they have a house. and then their problems are things like what wine to get for tonight's coq a vin. other issues are just universal ones, e.g. a relative gets cancer.it wouldn't bother me but they consider this success. mate, you have a kitchen with marble counters and an island in the middle. you didn't actively accomplish that, you were given a passive headstart from the second you left the womb.
Indian friend is making me dinner tonight. Asked her what we are having and she said it's a surprise.
The new VMG site Wifey is insane when you sit back and just contemplate what's actually going on on-screen. These guys go on camera and show off their wife and talk about how great it is to watch her fuck other men, then they act as a camera man for their wife's sex scene (almost always with a black guy now, they did some non-IR scene earlier on but it's become almost all interracial at this point). Then about half the time they add a mini scene at the end where the husband and wife pair have sex after the shoot. The husband always has a joke of a cock.Like what the fuck? Who is anyone kidding, those women are enjoying sex WAY fucking more with the porn guys with big dicks than their husbands who are like 3/4 inches and can barely get hard.
Fancy an early goon and fap but i have taken in a parcel for my neighbour and they are not back until 6. Sometimes doing the right thing has unhelpful consequnces.Is there a benefit i can claim for being unable to carry our normal daily functions?
Anyone involved with "AI ethics" or is an advocate for it or anything like that deserves to be ridiculed and derided at every opportunity. It's such a fucking joke. A made up field trying to launder shitlib progressive orthodoxy through the lens of expertise and authority.>Errr, no, we can just let people ask AI anything they want and have AI answer it, what if it says a bad word or writes a big of text in which an animal is harmed! What are you a nazi?!So tedious with these cunts.
How can gemmy 3 even compete /v/ros
>>83369827Needing to constantly tug your willy is not a normal daily function.
>>83369837as a daft science-fiction thought experiment it's been around for decades, i did think it was interesting and sure, it'll become relevant some day.never thought i'd say this, but i miss those weird "rationalist" cultists from Hacker News and the like, who were OBSESSED with the Singularity. where did they go?
i just checked with grep and it confirmed there are 0 instances of>Rin>garlic
God help you if you mix up their and they're with Yanklass around #sapiosexual
Happy Friday all good lads, I hope you've had an easy day and you're looking forward to the weekend!>Mel & Kim - Showing Out (Get Fresh At the Weekend)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14b-BASNVdI
>>83369885lol that's cute, but LLMs don't use command line tools. It may have taken it literally though, or it might just have said something retarded because it's a language model rather than something capable of thinking and working stuff out.
Yeah I'm sapio me. Books, BDSM and coq au vin. Middle class and naughty hehe. It's an intellectual galaxybrain thing you wouldn't get it. x
>>83369858They still exist on a series of blogs, twitter accounts and on LessWrong, but they've fallen into irrelevancy for a few reasons:>1) Their breakout into the 'real world' through the Effective Altruism movement has produced either nothing of value, or disaster (see: Sam Bankman-Fried for worst example). Not to mention that EA has been torn apart by very cogent critiques from nearly everyone as well as internal issues like accusations of abuse and weird polyamorous sex cults (often together).>2) Despite their general movement being called 'rationalist' they are consistently irrational on their own terms - making tremendously incorrect predictions and arriving at demonstrably untrue conclusions when evaluating things. A group called The People Right About Everything (essentially what 'rationalist' means) doesn't have much credibility when they are consistently Wrong About Everything.>3) Their fear-mongering is getting stale. Whether or not AGI is even feasible is still debatable but the rationalists have been banging on about how once AGI is achieved it will wipe out humanity in a few hours due to some hand-wavey magic "nanotechnology bro!" kind of scifi bollocks. The idea that something super intelligent would just be able to control everything around them and manipulate everything perfectly isn't convincing at all and relies on a wild number of crazy assumptions.They're just old news lad. A few are still kinda interesting like Roko and Eigenrobot, but the majority are just weird losers who are wrong all the time.
>>83369848Jewish media would have us think so.
Any sapio lads on?
Don't need an AI to write for me because I have this thing called a brain, simple as
QRD on why everyone is saying sapio now? Are we mocking someone?
>Great question, Anonymous! I can confirm that 'garlic' contains an R.so ur're saying that the food 'garlic' contains the mathematical constant R? if i cut open some of this so-called 'garlic' there'll somehow be a 8.31446261815324 inside?because that's what i was asking in 'natural language' heheh 'general intelligence' MY FOOT
>>83369912>BDSMIs that like FreeBSD and OpenBSD?
Deepseek once again mogging the rest.
I am sexually aroused by your syntax. x
>>83369940It even knew what you meant despite misusing the possessive.
>>83369949I know when to use apostrophes, I just wanted to copy the text exactly from the original so nobody could claim bullshit
i don't consider myself intelligant in the 'books' sense but i do consider myself intelligant in the sense that i am VERY brainy.when it comes to knowledge you could just learn ANYTHING. you could sit and rememberise the entire of the Bible and does that make you 'smart'? of course not, your someone who believes in the Bible.
Now I will suddenly say something really crude and rank to show I'm still gritty despite my extremely high IQ.
>>83369949i was going to be smarmy about that too, but tbqh when it comes to letters, that's one of the cases where apostrophes for plurals CAN be useful (Ss? esses? mate just go with S's).no excuse for 70's or 1970's, however. we all know what 'the 1970s' are.
>>83369957>i don't consider myself intelligant>intelligant>your someone who>yourLiteral dribbling retard over here.
>>83369978You sapio?
the thin stretch of skin on the underside of one's penis is called the frenulum, it connects the base of your preputial gland to the corona of your main penis glans.i snapped mine during sex. i really, really wish i had just sliced it apart with a razorblade instead. if you haven't done this, you really ought to.
>>83369978you fell for the most basic of my tricky traps, while failing to notice the more subtle ones.so good job, you've outed yourself as an actual dimwit.
>>83369996I get dried smegma and scabs on mine. picking them off is painful as fuck as i pull away and tear the surface of it, i cannot imagine your pain.
>>83370008I genuinely believe that you are retarded and it's unlikely you will change my mind.
>>83370031He embarased you lol take the L king
Anyone ever asked a girl to fart on their face during sex?
>>83370045No he didn't. Feel free to prove it if so.
>>83370066Doubling down king?
Just done all of my xmas shopping in one go, 200 squids gone but thank fuck for amazon prime and the annual month long free trial I sign up to every year.
>>83370071This isn't gonna work lil tardbro
I dont buy anyone anything on Christmas
Me? Having a wuppa on a Friday afternoon x
urgh i was called by a "recruiter" for an agency. She immediately started acting like my boss, telling me what to do.
>>83370084Yeah, women be like that. Cunts the lot of them.
just seen a plebbit thread where a woman got diagnosed with autism at the age of 27, and then retroactively claimed that her first time she had sex was rape, because according to her she was "fawning".In other words, she didn't have the energy to say no and just wanted to please the man. She goes on to say that she kept messaging him and asking for more sex over the next few months.How the fuck is that rape? All the comments supporting her of course.
>>8337010899% of reddit stories are creative writing lad
>>83370079You should make little sapio sprogs with YL who grow up correcting grammar on youtube comments
>>83370129I would love to, but doesn't she have no eggs left?
When you woke up today you didn't expect you'd be getting done on britfeel. Here you are. Life comes at you fast lol.
>>83370123You've just ruined his image of le reddit normies lad. His mind is now blown that other people LARP on places other than 4chan.
>>83370138Course you would you dullard
Oooohhhhh he's got a long neck!He pisses his pants and snorts baking powderBut oooooohhhhh he's got a long neck!
What's up with everyone being retarded today? Or is it 1 person pretending.
It's the guy who shat his pants when someone said they were gonna add IDs, and claimed /britfeel/ would die without his posts pretending to be multiple people and trolling everyone.He seems to be malding right now.
Regardless of if it's true or not it's crazy to think that a woman can just retroactively claim it and everyone is in support of her and thinks the guy is a rapist.Is the shit-test theory of society true lads?
So what you're saying is people LARP on other platforms and me doing it on 4chan isn't special and I'm not an epic creative writer and troll? b...but Ruthmong b...but Escortmong b...but Auditormong b...but Nightwalkmong>Aye, sorry lad. It's all been done before and in many cases better than you. You're not the only spastic on the internet playing lets pretend.
Lads, I am genuinely fighting the urge to message the escort chasing her up on her promise to "message you in a few days with some time options". It's been nearly 4 full days (Monday evening) since she sent that message.I am paranoid she is trying to bait me into chasing her though.Why are women so fucking difficult?
>>83370177No they're all BN characters. Reddit doesn't have BN. He the master puppeteer of the larp factory xD reddit doesn't understand the true anonymous zany randoms xD
>>83370189I really hope this is a LARP. I just can't imagine being this pathetic and desperate.
Oh the larps xDD the gimmicks xD the characters xDDDDDDD reddit could never xD
>>83370145>Oooohhhhh he's got a long neck!>He pisses his pants and snorts baking powder>But oooooohhhhh he's got a long neck!BONDONGO
How much does Sean weigh? He eats and drinks absurd amounts and presumably doesn't get any exercise
>>83370194I wish lad. I am serious. I think I have severe emotional attachment issues.I just do not know how to deal with women. Literally every interaction I have with them goes badly. I overanalyse every thing I say to them and they say to me. Literally everything is hidden behind layers of lies.
>>83370198Reddit does and almost everytime is better because they are Identifiable, they need to stay in charater in every post, they build a back story. And if it's a short one off LARP it can't be hijacked and continued tediously by some mong who lacks creativity.
>>83370212Yes, you have autism. And/or rejection sensitivity dysphoria. It's a real thing, look it up.
>>83370210You should ask him lad >How much do you weigh Sean?10 stone >Proof >Proof >Proof >Why won't Sean buy scales and prove his weight to some fuck nobody from 4chud?>Proof >Proof >Proof >Why won't Sean buy scales and prove his weight to some fuck nobody from 4chud?XDDD XDDDD
>>83370233He's clearly ashamed and got something to hide.
>>83370221>rejection sensitivity dysphoria.Does sound like what I have.Do you think there is a chance she will actually get back to me?Arguments for:>she is an escort so this is her business>we have had two meetings and she has left me positive feedback each time>she invited me to advance book for JanuaryArguments against:>I told her I lost my virginity to her so she may have decided in private to avoid me>She might forget to reply so I will have to chase up but then I will look clingy>She may just be lying
>>83370210>How much does Sean weigh? He eats and drinks absurd amounts and presumably doesn't get any exerciseLMFAOOOOO LOL BODIED THAT GIMP DE LID LAD LOD
>>83370251It really does not matter. This is a transaction, not a real relationship.Contact if you want to know if she will have sex with you for money. Or don't. Or message a different whore. It really does not matter and you shouldn't spend time ruminating about it.If you contact her and don't get a response then so what? It doesn't affect you. She was just too busy or didn't want to for whatever reason, so you move on and message someone else.
>>83370251Give it a week from the time she said this. Message on the 8th day. In the meantime, I recommend this video.
>>83370247>He's clearly ashamed and got something to hide.Post your flabby gut with time stamp. you wont
>>83370247>He's clearly ashamed and got something to hideANON USED BAZINGA xDITS SUPER EFFECTIVE xD xD
Been thinking about Ruth's private parts a lot today.
>>83370252>>83370269>>83370276Having a melty are you sean
>>83370266She sent it on Monday evening.So yeah I was planning to chase her on the 15th if I hear nothing back.Honestly is amazing how even in prostitution women hold all power.
terrible news lads, i got a job, i start monday, devastated
>>83370282>Been thinking about Ruth's private parts a lot today.BALATANGO xD
>>83370288>your that personality so I won't post my lard gutok shit house
Taking Ruth to bed and giving her a jolly rogering
>>83370298absolutely seethingI note that you have yet to post your own tubby gut
You never know whats coming next from the wacky zany jokers it like a panel show it like never mind the buzzcocks the random witty quips its non stop xD my side xDDD
>>83370123does my tits in, this. i like reading 'real life' stories and i feel like there should be a general agreement not to write fiction, for any reason. those women's mags? fake as fuck. but LiveJournal/blogs/forum drama? actually quite plausible.Reddit had dedicated boards for relationship advice and shit, but it nosedived into "my son is an incel who sniffs his sister's panties and i am definitely a father who would embellish it with lavish prose I SWEAR!"we can't have nice things.
got a soft tip darts tourney coming up my lads in jan, walk on sorted yeah? (yes there are walk ons in soft tip)https://youtu.be/3G7p85LhAHo?si=KSMtWzO6-kk5QKrw
We now know that>Prince Andrew is probably a kiddy fiddler>The Queen paid 12 million quid in hush money to get him off>Charles was best mates with Jimmy Savile>Lord Mountbatten was a nonce who was buggering young boys in an Irish kid's homeYet normies still continue to support the monarchy. The average Brit has a slave mentality.
>I'll be spending Friday night alone posting on 4chan, howling and screaming at the state of other people and their lives from the internet. I'll be spending Friday night alone posting on 4chan, howling and screaming at the state of other people and their lives from the internet. >I'll be spending Friday night alone posting on 4chan, howling and screaming at the state of other people and their lives from the internet. Friday night alone posting on 4chan>Friday night alone posting on 4chanthe state of other people and their lives from the internet. >the state of other people and their lives from the internet.
>>83370308I would give her sensual and romantic sex using 2 positions and cum inside (using the vaginal access point). I think she would really enjoy it.
>>83370323Sorry you cant be sure it's real anymore when you're vicariously living through people's shit lives to feel better about yourself that sucks
i have just showered for the day.will shower again tomorrow. meeting mate A on the evening to hang out (it's platonic, sisterly: she's my Hermione and i'm her Harry)
Had a dream I was shagging ruth xD funny thing was xD I looked down at my cock xD it was a black cock xDD In the dream I was a black man with black bepis xDDDDDD
>>83370351Get her black out drunk and bite her clit off
>>83370344i didn't say it was schaudenfreude. you're the only being sarky.we're talking about true stories people have willingly published, so implying your implications is doing a discredit to the posters/writers who have these experiences. do they lack agency? do you know better than them?keep your stupid opinions in your pocket.
>>83370351Don't worry lad you're banking those credits when she has her next breakup you'll be there to pick up the pieces and it'll all kick off for you just be patient
Normies pls leave, I am sick of hearing about "my wife" "sprogs" "mate A" etc
need to stop giving money to cam girls
Got some 13.5% red wine I have, reduced from 13 quid to 6. Let's see what it's like
>>83370366nah we'll probably do pregabalins and play games. >>83370378i'd rather introduce her to a decent bloke, but i don't know any.
>>83370392Post pictures of trans "surgeries" they'll soon fuck off.
>>83370392>mate Asoz for having a friend, anon. i guarantee almost every poster here has more friends than me (1.5).
>>83370422Yes you should be in charge of who she dates and her whole life. She is too quirky and hermione to function without you.
>>83370357>Had a dream I was shagging ruth xD funny thing was xD I looked down at my cock xD it was a black cock xDD In the dream I was a black man with black bepis xDDDDDDAvatar on RuThMoNg XD
>>83370446You have female friends
although if anything i'm more like Neville Longbottom. similarities:- blond- blatant Hufflepuff (whatever a dumb hat says)- could probably fight a snake - deserves/entitled-to Luna Lovegood
Ching Chong is the best Harry Potter waifu.Simple as.
>>83370450just want my mates to have nice things in life, lad.>>83370455so? i bet you have male friends. i had a long-term boyfriend until last year, none of yous were whinging then.
>>83370497No I don't have any friends.You sound like a gay normie.
>>83370496cant believe thats actually her name
I am a nice guy I am scott pilgrim from a tim Burton film I deserve my maiden x
>>83370475Good to have that self awareness lad. I had to come to the conclusion that I'd be in the boring house (ravenclaw) because I'm not brave or ambitious or nice I'm just a smarty pants.
yer a wazerd 'arry a whaat?a wazardbut im just harrywell " just arry" yer a wazzard
>>83370514i'll only accept this if you're the lad from earlier who hasn't left the house in 16 months or whatever it was.i've left my flat (beyond taking out the bins) about ten times this year.
>yer a spacker arry
Ladies I am accepting applications for my wife. I won't even manipulate you that much.
>>83370263>you contact her and don't get a response then so what? It doesn't affect you.Well the issue is I lost my virginity to her. And I told her that.If she just ghosts me now then how can I ever trust women again?
>>83370519>scott pilgrimcorrr he WAS just like me. they glossed over it in the film, but the alky relapse arc in the comics was #relatable fo rizzle fo rizzle.(just noticed who made this old webcomic and damn, the irony.)
What time are you going to meet your mates tonight or will you be here trying to impress men you don't know and make them laugh?
>>83370549>>yer a spacker arrya whuut?
>>83370591the second one m8
>>83370574Why does any of that matter? Were you thinking she would become your wife because you lost your virginity to her?
>>83370591Mates on a Friday night? Are you like 17 years old or something? Who even does that shit as an adult
Me? Having a quiet ones tonight. Keeping meself fresh for the big game on Sunday aren't I. Wuppas only tonight x
Need a HP remake where Hogwarts is HHL's spacker home and HHL plays Dumbledore. BN is Voldemort.
>>83370591me? just done my barbell curls (60kg) and reverse barbell curls and my seated curls, now I will be doing pullups, rows and shrugs followed by some core exercises then I will be eating a ribeye steak with 250g of beef, couscous, sweet potato, tender stem broccoli with a tub of sour cream to make it less dry, seaoned with cajun, then I will be necking 500g of skyr then I will tidy up, quick shower then play left for dead 2 (modded, no mercy campaign on expert)
>>83370624Also you need to lose some weight.
>>83370624sunday? you can get wankered and have a recovery day x
>>83370624Obligatory >Get a bag in de lad it Friday Because I think I'm actually infuencing this man on an anonymous webite by saying it every time I see him post xD
''its upstairs in x if youre coming for dinner''yeah I absolutely will not be going to the work christmas dinner, thats just unpaid over time innit really.
>>83370608No, but I was thinking I could be a regular client of hers.
>>83370631There's no mates anywhere in that telling
Anyway it has now been 4 full days (96 hours) since her last message.It's over, isn't it? I will be forced to chase her up, as she probably intends.Why can't something just go right for me?
>>83370722yep, thats cos ive got 0 mates innit x
>>83370740How much of your days are spent worrying about why a whore hasn't responded to you yet?It's most likely she forgot and you'll need to message her again, but I would give it a few more days so you don't seem desperate.Don't respond in an accusatory way like "you said you would contact me and didn't". Just get in touch and say "hey would you be up for meeting on this day".
Imagine getting breadcrumbed by a literal prostitute
>>83370740Everybody heckin' everybody kekin' I can feel a zany comin' on. xD
to be fair how do you repulse prozzies who you pay? I dont really get this and I think its probably a larp, a long larp for a bit of fun. It just makes no real sense does it
>>83370796It's either a LARP that someone gets enjoyment out of.Or it's an extremely autistic guy.
>>83370759I hope so lad.You are right, I need to stop worrying.Shall I wait until Monday? That would give her a full week to provide the times she mentioned.
Wacky posse make some noise xDDD
>>83370519i feel like this wasn't made for me or a world i experience.did the creator have a bad run-in with a musician guy?
I'm being forced to watch DUNC 2 straight after Dune (1984)I need better associates.
Would you sign up lads?What if there was conscription? Personally I would never fight for this country after what they've done to it, it's already lost.I have a few excuses in the bank to get me out of military service.
Fancied some cod fillets from farmfoods to stick in the freezer, I love making breaded fried fillets with green beans and chippes or pan fried taytos.10 quid a bag, sod that.
Oh, you pretty things.Don't you know you're driving your mamas and papas insane?
>>83370796I think me telling her I was a virgin then trying to book another meeting may have caused to tell me "a few days" to brush me off.But then she left me positive feedback on AW a day later.
>>83370838i would'nt mind being a drone operator and blowing people up from the comfort of some office somewhere
>>83370827>editing the image to signal your favourite male manipulator band Can't make it up
>>83370856I was just thinking that I wouldn't do that. I was thinking how my excuses of autism and history of leg pain wouldn't prevent me from sitting in a room piloting a drone to kill people remotely.But that horrifies me. It's not right. I would rather go to prison for non-compliance.It's not just a video game, even if it seems like it. You are killing real people instantly who cannot fight back against you. And they're just innocent people. Any war will be another white meat grinder to depopulate Europe of its best men.
>>83370866What if it was Nelly Retardo
>>83370866getting better at these, still nowhere near a line.are Boa who did the Lain intro? there's Boa and then Bis (the Scottish pop band) and Bis (the Japanese band) so it always throws me for a loop.sorry to omit Blur, more of an Oasis guy.sorry to omit Smashing Pumpkins, but:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdiHDzT6YbQthis was cool as hell. trve audio-cine-philes know why they chose THAT song :-)
>>83370853what even is positive feedback? >yep he didn't strangle me and dismember me 5/5 stars
It Fridays x
>>83371153Bag time? De lid lad lod time for baggington? xDdd
Wasn't let me post piccy wiccies there for some reason. Fuck this day man.
>>83371168>Wasn't let me post piccy wiccies
>>83371168Its a sign to get a job and contribute to society
500 posts, so new thread>>83371198>>83371198>>83371198
>a guy came to our house party last night, there was just something really charming about him. he had a guitar and played some tunes but it was actually cool, and not awkward! he's just so magnetic. plus he sounds really intelligent. he had a lot of things to say about Marx and Schopenhauer. you know those people who just stand out in a crowd, like you're drawn to them? some girls said something about how he has a habit of 'stringing along' women or 'gaslighted' his ex or something, but i doubt it, he seems really nice. >good-looking...? oh, yeah, proper fit haha
