Friday night pints edition
>>83371198Is starting this off with a cutie good or bad practice?
>>83371198I will spend christmas with my wife's relatives in mexico, i am a bit scared bros.
Had a Christmas quiz at my normie office and got nearly every single question wrong. >What are the names of Santa's reindeer?They asked me whether or not I had a childhood or am I religious. I just said I don't give a shit about Christmas, Christmas songs or Christmas TV shows. They were shocked to say the least. I've already told them I don't watch Netflix or whatever. God I hate NPC normies. Reminds me of Nintendies>OMG CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS IT'S SO EPIC!!!>HECKIN' MINCE PIES AND SANTAS REINDEER IT'S FREAKING EPIC!!!!>OVERPLAYED CHRISTMAS SONGS ON THE RADIO FREKAING EPIC!!!
Brutal bumsesh that just now.Me rump got slam dunked onto a hunkSounded like he was mixing coleslaw at full tilt.Corr.
>>83371268This did not happen OK
>>83371216It will lead to me having a semi for the whole thread. I'll be thinking about her fanny all the time, it lush, cor I bet it's fine
>>83371280It's easy with Grindr de lad. Bumseshes are on tap x.
Phoar that's the dhc brewed up for tomozzies, comfy Saturday inbound.
>>83371288And do you feel good now after having your anus violated by a man?
>>83371265Ive got some christmas bollocks next thursday in office, already selected my days in office before knowing it was on ffs. Think its just food though which is alright, dont really fancy low quality office slop though.
>>83371303It's my work Christmas party right now. I didn't go.
Went out into town for a bit earlier, got myself a lovely American Hot pizza for lunch from a local pizzeria. Absolutely lush lads xGet out the house lads and enjoy the simple pleasures x
>>83371099She said>"can't wait to see you again xx"But the problem is how do I know she is being genuine when it's now 4 days without a response?
>>83371309its also my christmas work do rn, got messaged by a co worker but made up a reason why Im not going. Its just unpaid overtime really, despite only being in 2-3x a week I really would rather not spend a second longer than I have to with you people. Id last a day in wapan with their work culture.
>>83371198god damn shes cute
>>83371318this may hurt you but lid you may need to sit down for this...shes sleeping with other men. I know it hurts, its okay shhh shhh shh *cradles your head in my shoulder, just let it out buddy, the prostitute is cheating on you and youve scared her off, you'll be okay sausage x
>>83371303>Ive got some christmas bollocks next thursday in office,Grim lad. It was my xmas jumper day yesterday. glad my brother had one cause there was no way i was spending 20 quid on a fucking jumper for a single day. are normies out of their minds?>>83371319you mean you don't want to get drunk listening to people talk more about work?
>>83371318I'll help you out.Post her page and I will book her for the "GF experience" and give me your description and date you booked her and i'll ask why she's not responding.I'd always do something like this for a mate.Awaiting your reply, Yours,James Bond.
>>83371198god damn shes not cute
Garn shop for some wokkles me. Fuck it x
>>83371297Aye lad scratched that itch only a willy can reach x
>>83371313corrr looks peng lad
>>83371347>Post her pageHe will not do this, because his entire gimmick has been a LARP.
>>83371338From her profile she only has limited availability. She isn't one of the types who works for 6 hours Monday to Friday. She is fully booked for December.
>>83371265normies dont like outcasts
>>83371313Corrberg
Just here for the Friday emo, lads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHpxtsW3-SE
>>83371455I prefer higher-energy emo like MCR (My Chemical Romance).
>>83371303My work's just going to a bar in the city. I intend to get drunk and say shit that will hopefully make someone say things they shouldn't.
>>83371393>normies dont like outcastsi know they don't mate. im not particularly fond of them either. but i need a job
>>83371471We all loves ourselves a bit of the good stuff, mate.
>>83371337British roses take good care of themselves.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UyTfpmqumKYTo each their own.
Got me wooze from the shop. Might just get wissed now. In one of them moods x
>>83371504More of a pre-viking era Bathory lad meself. Never got into the sound after BFD.
Anyone else obsessed with these yoghurt drinks from Lidls? They're so moreish. So many calories but it's worth it
>Nice pub near me>Dont have a single soul I can ask to go with me >Dont want to just go alone and sit aloneGreat
>>83371511She's no rose with that offensive gesture and hair dyed.
>>83371524Does the immigration hotel only let you order from Lidl?
>>83371527Same lad, plus I have no shoes. People say go on your own but that's just sad to be honest. It's not like a soap opera.
>>83371511>>83371532She's also bald, check out that scalp
Bring war xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M3aJaS31wo
Anyone have any tips for how I can stop obsessing over escorts?
Mum and dad's friends left a whole box of Morrison The Best Belgian chocolate biscuits. Took it upstairs all for meself tee hee hee xEnjoying with a big glass of milk right now. Have to say the cookies and cream one is the winner so far oh aye x
Well done lad you've knocked her down a peg who will be your next victim
>>83371487Whereas Turkish dossers don't.
Aldi Christmas shop on Sunday, couldnt get sense out of their customer support if it's a sunday or wednsday restock store.Some anon recommended some sort of forren Jamaican cake which is fine.Anyone have any other aldi recommendations, i've never been to one before.
>>83371565I've found any of the following are always a good try:>grow up>go outside>get some friends>talk to real women>stop being a loser>get a job
>>83371565Shutting the fuck up, ideally.
>>83371571>Some anon recommended some sort of forren Jamaican cake which is fine.We need to import 250,000 Jamaicans ASAP. How else would we get their food in our country?!
>>83371581I don't think Aldi do bushmeat
Poundlass having another appetising dinner.
>>83371555>>83371532I'm mostly just turned on by the middle finger desu. It a trigger for me.
>>83371527went to a pub the other night and observed the pub quiz, was pretty womfypeople are mostly focused on whatever group they're with and probably won't notice you much, don't worry
>>83371590Started healthy eating and honestly that shit is still less depressing than what I have.Just a fish cake with 1 or 2 sides of veg. It's grim lad.
The middle finger turns HHL on as he thinks women are mocking him for his goose neck
>>83371590England is quite the outlier in that the average young man in this country is a FAR better cook than the average young woman. In most other countries it's the complete opposite.
Fuck the lot xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9isTmCQRo
>>83371554>People say go on your own but that's just sad to be honest.No offence lad but I'd rather just stay here and drink tinnies than sit in a pub on me bill. >>83371597>people are mostly focused on whatever group they're withYe but I want to join a group.
>>83371581Must be wild to live your life seeing immigrants behind everything and every problem.
Need a drinking update from HHL ASAP
>>83371608Surely it isn't. I associate beige and red slop with poor people and children.>>83371612Most men are still eating a lot of slop, unless their wife has cooked them something nutritional.
>>83371615>No offence lad but I'd rather just stay here and drink tinnies than sit in a pub on me bill.Relatable lad, I've cracked open bottle 2 for the night.What the fuck are you meant to do if you go to a pub by yourself? Sit at the bar and nurse your beer? Scroll the news?Never fucking got it myself. I guess it works if you're more extrovert and just walk up to random people and try to join in convos, but I consider people who do that cunts, so I wouldn't want to.Funny that despite spending my life as a borderline functional alky, you never see me in a pub.
I will destroy a British Rose's arsehole without mercy. I will stir my cock around her insides with raw power and violence. I will reach the lower depths of her rectum and dissolve her feces with my powerful semen. Her intestinal juices will slick my cock as I cause her to prolapse.
>>83371626>Most men are still eating a lot of slop, unless their wife has cooked them something nutritional.This is true but only for older men. The average young man is a better cook than the average young lass.
For some reason DE LID LAD LOD spamming really makes me laugh not sure why.
>>83371626>I associate beige and red slop with poor people and children.Lad greens are cheaper. If you're judging food based solely off colour then you need to sort it out.They have a main, and "nice" stuff like hoops. It's cheap but it's good.My last meal was a cod fishcake, few asparagus, and a fucking courgette.
>>83371618oh aye de lid soon as we bring in a few more things'll get better x
>>83371623Getting wissed nows. It all Sunderland fault x
Been denied what is rightfully mine.I bring war now x
>>83371658Get a job then scum.
>>83371612The average young man is microwaving a Rustlers right now.
who's the fag always banging on about prolapses
The graph here only goes up to 2021>>83371649 but modest estimates for the number in 2025 puts it at around 20%. Literally one in every five people was not born here. That. Is. Fucking. Mental.Literally unprecedented across the entire history of humanity except in cases of invasion.
I should really clean out my slow cooker, ive not touched it for two years and left the lid on after the last meal with the stew inside.ffs
>>83371658What is rightfully yours?
mate A off to her Christmas work do.me? off to Morrisons the supermarket.this is like an event, to me, a happening. just following the pure buzzing feeling from takine oto many zopiclones ooo aye getting that bread in
>>83371570I am British lad. I've always like girls that except I'm not middle class tier / high iq enough for them.
>>83371682>Literally one in every five people was not born here.Oh no!Anyway...
HHL will achieve nothing in his life. It sad.
>>83371630>What the fuck are you meant to do if you go to a pub by yourself? Sit at the bar and nurse your beer? Scroll the news?No idea lad. Sitting there on your phone with a beer on the table is pathetic though. I've been to the pub before back in university with flatmates and I never even touched my phone cause I just spoke to them. Going alone is daft.>but I consider people who do that cunts, so I wouldn't want to.Same lad. If i was chatting in a group of mates and then some random person came in, i would be a bit weirded out tbqh. I think there's a time and place for it
>>83371686Commemorative brick among other things x
>>83371631That's the kind of thing they wouldn't want. You'd never get one. A man with intelligence, respect and overall good looks is the kind of man they want. For all the other men, it's low iq women that causes more harm than good longterm.
hear ruths dad is pushing her to marry bongo so his pubs and bongos clubs form a mini localised empire. truly a power couple
>YOU CANNOT JUST GO SIT IN A PUB IN THE EVENING AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AS YOU LIKE! YOU SIMPLY CANNOT!!!!!>Me? Oh, I sit on britfeel all evening.
I went through a phase of going to the pub alone. I would sit and down pint after pint as I browsed 4chan and posted here on my phone.
>tfw Helper's world is collapsingWe're in the endgame now xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL9_8-meJPs
>>83371738She'd never let her deano bf go. It's true love.
going to the pub alone is a bit sad but the other people there won't really care, simple as
When you blow up your nutsDeep inside of my gutsThat's a bumsesh
>>83371749Same ol' mistakes mode tonight?
New Tomb Raider games announced lads.
>>83371782whats the point in going the pub alone as opposed to sitting here drinking? at least im being a bit social on 4chan (lol). if you were in the pub alone you'd just be staring at your phone by yourself
>>83371731Time for us to stay in a boxroom then.>>83371745You can do it, I just don't get the fucking point to do it solo. Everything you could do in that pub is the same as you could do in your boxroom but less.Unless you got the social skills to just wind up socialising, but lads like me sure don't.
Ruth is probably in a pub right now but obviously never alone. That's for sad losers.
>>83371782I've been a few times this year alone, but in the daytime when they're quiet. Would feel a bit odd sitting alone on a Friday evening while groups of people are everywhere.
Pint at the pub tastes better than from a tin or a bottle. Simple as.
>>83371511So anyway, this lasted long:>>83370624>Having a quiet ones tonight. Keeping meself fresh for the big game on Sunday aren't I. Wuppas only tonight x
>>83371565You need to serious therapy. And you need to get diagnosed with ultra-autism.
I used to go to a pub just outside the student area of the city where it bled into a small more affluent few streets.I'd grab a book and a pint and sit in the quietest part.Got invited to a party and made a fool of myself.I didn't go in the pub again.
>>83371851Same routine every day mate. He's not had new material for years now
>>83371631This isn't right. You leave our British roses alone and keep your Turkish penis to yourself.
When I was in Japan I would go the pub alone and meet foreigners there and make friends. For some reason, people are more friendly in other countries and more willing to speak to strangers. It isn't the same here in the UK
>>83371871He's an addict and he needs help. I don't have any sympathy for him though, I want him to fail and hit rock bottom.
Slammed dem breezers now garn on the cans. No all nighters tonight. No sniff. Just garn neck these then crash out. Might go chippy later for some webab if it's still open x
>>83371887I just hope he dies.
>>83371871>Same routine every day mateExactly the same as you and the rest of the wacky anonymous nutters then
Emily would rather hang out with this stalking creature than someone like me. I hope she's followed through on her word and gone to the police.
>bloke has some cans on a Friday nigh>he's an addict!!Kek that's like 80% of the male population in this country
Another epic takedown big man you've done that freak who's next?
>>83371907Haven't been here in a while mate but feel free to keep projecting.
HR departments and women were a mistake.Are men just not allowed to make decisions any more?
>>83371896living de life lad. i reckon most people here are jealous of you. you're just an honest LAD who loves getting smashed, eating good food and living the good life. they're just burnt out wagies who are bitter. they'd sooner have your life than get micromanaged on Monday by their boss once again
>>83371926You clearly don't know HHL or his life. The man is a full alcoholic with dementia. Lurk moar.
>>83371919They're both incredibly odd. What's the point going around all the CeX in London? Surely the trip there has made it more expensive overall. Vidyas for the most part are a terrible thing to collect. They are mass produced and only a few go up slightly in value. She'll lose interest eventually. Really she should be focusing on her looks and getting a career.
>>83371936Course you haven't bold lad looking forward to a full night of crying about helper x
That's WOPS done as well destroyed, btfo savaged you're on a roll tonight champ
>>83371948My mum has to do all the complicated things for my thicko dad.
>>83371919Retro Katie is still making videos she mustn't be bothered about the allegations, she has more balls than SSM!
>>83371950Words of wisdom de lid, words of wisdom x
Thousands of lads are tinkering with GNU/Linux tonight rather than go out, talk to girls and get laid.
>>83371948Based af. Boss bitch gets her own way. That beta cuck will do nothing.
>>83371950>honest LAD>honestHe says he's going sober every month then crashes out 3 days later, usually to rant about hitler while playing footie with a darkie.Not much honest in that mate.
>>83371993She'll probably be arrested soon. The police really are desperate to get theur 5% stalking crimes stats increased by going for easy targets.
>>83372016>He says he's going sober every month then crashes out 3 days later, usually to rant about hitler while playing footie with a darkie.>Not much honest in that mateCry about it faggot lol
>>83371993sHe deffo has balls alright :D
AB being told to leave but the other filming people can stay. Fuck is this tyranny?https://youtu.be/2eYKWijLZXw
>>83372006I did my part, I got Linux Mint on the lappy it just werks and I fucked around with Debian and Fedora, I still got Fedora on a separate drive but I dont use it.
>>83371967You are Helper and I won't pipe down.I'm also not the person you were talking to.
Just got back from works crimbo do, was a fucking blast got roast pork with dumplings and it was lush and I mean lush. Had a couple of bottles of pop too for a treat. Was driving so no drugs or alcohol for me. Left before it got messy. Won a hoody on the tombola as well. Wagie life is fucking womfy sometimes.
You want to live your life as a full time black cock servicer.
Charlie XoX stole her career.it not right.
>>83372053It can't have been that good if you weren't drinking. Didn't you hate every moment of it and look forward to when you could leave? That's been my experience of work Christmas parties, even when I was drinking (for free).
I'm just gonna pee out my arse some more because it needs to happen
>>83372046Debian just works too if you don't want all the extra bloat of Mint.
>>83372042he is a poc right? fuck him.
>>83372060>Marina and the DiamondsShe lush xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1VTcJfL7RE
>>83372061Nah it was womfy, stop being a miserable git. I'm a cunt at work so its nice to be nice once a year at the crimbo bash
>>83372034If she had them taken off maybe she wouldn't have hit on are Emily and created all this mess.
>>83372078Listen here you little shit. I got Debian alright? I got it. Theres a reason it's not on my laptop. Now scram. *releases the scruff of your neck*
>>83371769like all dames she loves the money. no doubt there'll be an arrangement where they can have affairs in private
>>83372050>I won't pipe downHahaha faggot
>>83372080He is Paki but he has more balls than most white British men. The police will arrest you at some point as an auditor. That's a given.
>>83372100Yeah can we croudfund 'her' bottom surgery?
2009 seems like a lifetime ago now x
Shall be 'eadin out for a cheeky lill nightride now, me X
>>83372114It's as far in the past now as 1993 was in 2009.
>>83372053Black Eye Friday next week ain't it when all the offices break up for Christmas/New Year. Gonna be messy. Might get involved x
>>83372114I should've been shagging hot girls back then but I'm still an unlovable incel.
>>83372154I shagged your share aswell my mate, don't worry i looked after them for you.
>>83372057Most black men I find are with trashy, overweight single mums. Porn is not a true representation of them.
>>83372154I reckon there's an alternative universe omewhere where I'm a turbonormie. Wonder what the normie/chad version of me is doing rn.
it not rite what are slags are doing abroadhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjezz9ve4gko
>>83372167not memeing or whatever but i see the oppositei see them with hot young women quite often
>>833721824 years. 2 on good behaviour. Ridiculous. A man would've got at least 8.
Just found out my brothers died.
*informs the apus that anon's brother has died*
*necks another can*Oh aye x
End of an era xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmq4MN76f3c
I pledge allegiance to the BLM
>>83372294Pipe downs. BWC is objectively better to look at x
Power and control.I'm gunna make you fall.
Cba to get on the sniff because I'll just spend all night looking at porn and feeling suicidal tomorrow. Proper pervert powder that stuff x
>>83372244ls this real?
>>83372182>British backpackeryeah I don't think so, one look at that phenotype and I know
>>83372390proper lush that is m8who is that? you know the source?
>>83372390We all know you'll be on the lemo soon lid, it's a process already in motion
>>83372423Dunno lid. Just a random webm I saved off /gif/ a while agos.>>83372446Lemo? The fuck is that.
Lads I don't feel so good.... what are we gonna do about the woman problem
>>83372489Mental how women's bodies do a ritual blood sacrifice every month and I'm expected to trust them
luv me some jackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I1D4bJUYso
Might have a wank over a well hung tranny
>>83372512no get on the bbc grindset instead
>>83372526tranny with BBC got it bro
>>83372526No that would be really gay and cringe!
HelperLad is outnumbered. It BBC general.
>>83372488>Lemo? The fuck is that.Nose clams. It's Scouse slang apparently, heard it on an ITV drama
>>83372575If you wanna talk about BBC, why not make a thread for it? It's because you don't actually want to talk about it, what you want is to derail other threads and force it on people because that's your real fetish - humiliation and cuckoldry and spreading it to others. You can't enjoy it alone.Can you imagine if everyone announced to everyone what they were wanking to and kept posting it every hour? It would be the only thing posted. But only cucks obsessed with BBC do this. A lot of them are Indians and Tel Aviv posters paid to do it, but sadly there also some white guys who have pornbrain and fell for it.
he is absolutely seething
Life in the UK is a bit drab if you're an autistic introvert. I think if you're a normie Deano who loves getting smashed every night and has a wifey it's a boss country though
>>83372489Don't forget how it massively affects their emotions, behaviour etc and makes them irrational and in some cases barely functional.Yet they have jobs and are politicians, judges, police, even military.Imagine if someone in air traffic control is PMSing so a flight crashes. Oh well, it's worth it so we can pretend men are identical to women. The alternative is having hurt feelings and that's worse than people literally dying.
All fish and chips should be cooked in beef dripping. None of this seed oil muck.
>>83372679mental that societies where women have rights have a far better quality of life than societies where women don't have rights then
Just did a cheeky shop run before it closes. Got a few more breezes and some VK. Might as well xAt least I didn't get any wodka or whiskey or this night would go off the rails. Told you fellas, I'm cutting it right downs x
I had this thick wad stuck in my nasal passage for about 3 hours and just finally blew it out. Very satisfying.
>>83372707Mental that women are far unhappier with record levels of depression and anxiety in societies where we pretend they're men.
>>83372723And now the men are better at being women than they are.
>>83372743A man can never become a woman and a woman can never become a man.
i am out and about
I have returnedHaven't i X
>>83372712You wanna get yourself a cheeky wag. Shops close at 10 but dealers are all night x
currently on that street cuisine, classic HHL style
>>83372712im on the wokkles me lid. just made a pot noodle as well>>83372743coor shes pretty. makes me sad though knowing when these lasses turn 35+ they'll be ugly
>>83372790Looks grim, but probably better than actual KFC. Congratulations on being white anyway, good lad
I want Bonchon desu
>>83372778Already deleted the text and don't know the number off the top of me head. I'm safe from relapse tonight unless another text comes through.
>>83372790Corr looks lush that. Looks like I'm garn miss the local chippy. Cba to eat anything now anyways. I could get a JustEat delivery in at daft o'clock but at that point might as well just crash out x
>>83372812thanks me lad. got one of them watermelon coolers to drink."i wonder what other flavours they do?"none. just watermelon drank.KFC, YOU ARE REALLY DOING YOURSELVES NO FAVOURS
>>83372707>societies where women have rightsAka white societies
At the end of the daysThe likes of me and SSM didn't choose be borns
Seaside is likely dead. He was suicidal in his last ever video.
>>83372601Very true. It's extremely cringe Don't know what reaction they think they're getting. I find the images ugly as fuck but it makes no difference scrolling past that or some other drivel.
I got me ticket for the Sunderland v Newcastle (saudi oil boys) this weekend.That's all that matters x
>>83372866Another victim of Kate?
SSM aint dead retards
>>83372884Wish he was though!
We all losers in lifes xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3a4OQR-10M
>>83372866Let's hope so. One less fishy mess to have to smell.
TMAU's bloated, blackened corpse. His head has swollen to the size of a beach ball. Whole street evacuated. Fishy/shitty/rotten smell lingers over Wareham with no end in sight, possibly forever.
Reminder that Sunderland are the good guys and Newcastle are bad guys.Newcastle are Saudi-owned and represent woke nufootball cuckery. Sunderland represents England and working-class basedness x
>>83372870I'm off to Leicester vs Ipswich tomorrow. Fully expect to lose.
>>83372975Surprised you're not dominating the championship desu. Looks like the smoggies will be coming back up too.
>Coventrymongs will likely be in the Premier League next seasonGarn be some commotions. They through bottles at me when we were in League One x
why is this thread so dead on a Friday lads
>>83372005Welpy what is your take on supernatural Lloyd the Bartender also being Dr. Eldon Tyrell, creator of Replicants?
>>83372790>fingerless glovespickpocket de lad?
>>83373042It all Kate fault x
>>83372995Club is financially crippled because the nepo baby owner spent way too much money on wages during the Brendan Rodgers years, so they're stuck with a bunch of overpaid primadonnas who don't really want to be there on silly contracts that they can't get rid of. There's also a real chance of a points deduction for breaching financial rules too, League One football next season is a real possibility if that happens. Marti Cifuentes has been a very poor managerial appointment too, but they probably can't afford to sack him.
>>83373086At least you won the Premier League back in 2015/16. You lived something millions of fans can only ever fantasize about. Even if you do fuck all for the next 50 years you still have that dreamcore season. A glitch in the matrix? Maybe. Either way it happened and it was glorious xThe good guys won that year x
was a nice jaunt out, that. some people will tell you to get over agoraphobia, you need to push yourself a bit, force yourself to take those first steps.other people, like me, will tell you to just mix zopiclone + codeine + diazepam and see what happens.>>83373044nah i just look like a tramp, figured i may as well commit to it.
Reminder that nobody with a brain cares about sportsball.Oh did the wog kick the ball? Who cares.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015%E2%80%9316_Premier_LeagueThat was also the same season Newcastle got relegated. Based af.2016 really was the year of bad guys losing hard.
>>83373074The workaround to Kate's perverse control is only drinking grain alcohol with rainwater.
>>83373148>only drinking grain alcohol with rainwaterDoes that really work?
Newcastle relegatedEU btfo by BrexitTrump winning2016 was kino x
>>83373128Were you not saying a while ago you had a long term relationship last year. How does that work with "agoraphobia".
>>83373125It was incredible, yeah. Sadly I didn't go to any matches that season, but I went to the victory parade in the city and got absolutely wankered. Apparently 240,000 people turned out for it.
>>83373161Fluoridation is a (((Communist))) plot to undermine human purity and essence. I run my rainwater through a Berkey with all the add-ons.
Trump needs to hurry up and strike them cartels in Venezuela. Pissing me off all this talk and no action. Just like Obama xhttps://x.com/WW3_Monitor/status/1999617437604745308
drinking cherryade and watching cex pickup vids. comfy but don't think game collecting is for me
>>83372870private equity v saudi oil barons! how fun!
>>83373193In the UK we don't have water fluoridation, although there are a few exceptions, such as around Newcastle - this might have affected HelperLlad's IQ.I've never lived somewhere with fluoride in the water. My water currently comes fresh off the moors not far from where I live in the northwest of England, and before that my water came from the Lake District.
How it should be xDo it tonight x>LAND STRIKES WILL START HAPPENING IN VENEZUELA - PRESIDENT TRUMPhttps://x.com/WW3_Monitor/status/1999619584408846758
>>83373193Did your rich parents pay for that?
>mfw them tomahawk missiles start hitting Venezuela
Need to lie down X
>>83373257>>83373268This is not good. Trump and his Israeli backers should leave Venezuela alone. Stop American internationalism and endless wars. It doesn't involve them, why are they imposing their woke liberal ideology on other people?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZtfWLYRL4Cs
yeah id suck that cock
>>83373235Mmmm...moody moorish water. Even though I hated Wuthering Heights, I jealous.Catawissey municipal smells and tastes like a kiddy pool. Worth the $450 to have a filter that you can fill with creek swill, then piss into, and still have pure drinkies.
>>83373188it didn't, that's why we broke up. he was on that normiegrind getting a decent job and saving up for an eventual house we would share.i became a mental drug addict. he was lovely and supportive but there's a limit to these things. imagine if you somehow knew you'd turn into a schizophrenic or a smackhead, and you'd be burdening that on your loved ones. you wouldn't want that for them, would you?
>>83373282It needs to happen for the aurafarming x
70 year old trust fund baby
Yankless should i have royal game soup or scotch broth tonight?(both from tins, nothing fancy.)
>>83373311Neither, you should have Oxtail like a proper Brit. Only Heinz though, own brand Oxtail is grim.
>>83373311Had to look up 'royal game soup' and this sounds amazing. It's difficult to acquire such delicacies here unless you're a hunter, but I do regularly visit the dutchie food outlet and find some odd gamey treats.
Maduro garn full-scale tonight x>The imperialists thought that our people would surrender, but no one here has surrendered and no one will ever surrender because our people are brave and innovative - Madurohttps://x.com/WW3_Monitor/status/1999619329210364375
>>83373311Sidenote: had to go to my parents this afternoon to pet-sit while they went out for a Christmas meal at some garish boomer venue. Hamish tolerated me molestering him within reason but at one point just climbed onto the bed pillow to put space between us and send the message that he was done with me.
>>83373346been a while since i've had oxtail. but if it has to be Heinz, then it has to be in the buy 6 for 6 pounds offer.i didn't WANT 6 tins of soup. i wanted 2 (royal game and scotch botch).>>83373349royal game it is, ta lass x
Whatever happens, happens.Knocking back these cans now x
>>83373298>Mmmm...moody moorish water.>Even though I hated Wuthering Heights, I jealous.I hiked around the area that inspired Emily Bronte.It's mad to think that people used to live there miles away from anyone, just leading an incredibly harsh and bleak life, especially in winter.
Maduro will be wired af now.Doing fat lines of Colombia's finest before fleeing Venezuela with god knows how much moneyEither way it ends tonight.
>>83371198Heh, thought this was one of those pictures of a jap woman holding a beer and I felt a tingle of happiness and joy in my brain, then I did a double take and saw it was a white woman and I genuinely got upset.Can't believe I ruined my fucking life marrying another brit rather than risking it all for even a year in japan.
Lowkey wempted to go town me x
>>83373462u cant do a year in japan. max time u can do is 6 months
>>83373421Was not most life harsh and bleak before the industrial revolution? Pillars of the Earth and all that?I not really a history buff but it does seem we are abjectly disconnected with actual survival nowadays. Would love to meet some mountain man who eschews modern conveniences and lives a more kaczynskiesque lifestyle. Burdenmaxxing is fine and all, and I need the bennies to exist as a single hag, but would rather be the feminine partner in a heroic, noble, antijew struggle.
>>83373462Why would you want an insect with a weird grey fanny over an English rose?
>>83373487Have you read Ken Follett? I'm getting a sapioboner
>>83373302I smell larp
> we are abjectly disconnected with actual survival nowadayst. Trust fund granny
>>83373513Big fan of the Kingsbridge series me
01:00 times1million dollar watch. Walking on my phone by myself. Zero crime yet full of immigrants. Which city am I in?
Checking to see if my IP range is banned
Pleasingly intellectual for a Friday evening. Well done, chaps.
>>83373538Djubye
>>83373538Wearing my tactical watch right now
>>83373549So true sister we did it take my upvote :D *doffs cap*
In this moment I am euphoric:D well played good sire :D
>>83373522I would prefer a different and more meaningful lifestyle. What am I supposed to do as a technically mentally ill spinster, go live in a unabomer cabin, felling trees for firewood, spinning wool from the sheep flock I am incapable of caring for alone, and eating roast newts?
>>83373576You would have been so happy if we had listened to the Unabomber. He was right about everything.
Watched AvatarShall watch the second one before next week corrrWe are back Na'vi bros
>>83373576Don't need lectures about "survival" from poshos with minted parents. Offensive.
White men ruled the entire planet in the 1950s.What went wrong?
43 d 271 posts are Helpertwat. Tragic.
>>83373608Pathetic failures such as yourself allowed super-wealthy money changers to rule you in exchange for "bennies".
Friday night reading for me my leeds x
>>83373639This is a White man's world x
>>83373660Learn your place de lad.White World died in the 70's.It's an Aryan's World now.
piping hot bowl of royal game with a round of warm wholemeal, and some sennas for afters.the fruits of my labours x
>>83373673Pajeets profit off a Jewish-owned Europe and Britain. You are basically brown Jews.The only thing we (White English) and you have in common is that Muslims hate us both.
>>83373604"Listen," I say, pushing my chair in. "I just want everyone to know that I'm pro-family and anti-drug. Excuse me."
I have the most extreme post-nut clarity of my entire life. Need to stop watching porn for at least a few weeks.
>>83373694>I'm pro-familyis that why you're raising one?
>>83373679Nice Wes Andersonesque meal, that.My bedroom wallpaper is the pink version of Margot Tenenbaum's. There is no one to get the reference because I've never had a guest.
>>83373714It's a quote from the novel American Psycho, retard. I was hoping someone would know.
did porn change, or somethingpeople have always said the same things like 'yeah! wanking to boobies' and of course 'post nut clarity' is just a feeling you have.but i swear to god all this 'pornsick therefore i need to go nofap' nonsense didn't exist before. it's one of those things like 'dad just went to get cigarettes...' jokes or the word 'milquetoast'. it's now there to SUCH a degree i can't tell what's a meme and what's serious.
Whtie English have been the biggest losers of the 21st century.We're cooked x
AmericansChinksRussiansMuslimsJewsTheir mindgames have outdone us x
>>83373736Men masturbate to unbelievably sick things nowadays, and they're addicted to porn. They chase ever increasing depravity because of how dopamine works, and then they reach a point of clarity when they realise "actually, seeing a drugged up woman take 4 enormous penises at once in her totally ruined anus was kind of gross", and they declare not to watch that again.And then... the addiction kicks in and they watch it again, and it becomes normalised and they seek out more extreme material to keep the dopamine spiking every day.
me devouring the last members of the white race in 2034
>>83373773i get the addiction element i suppose, and sure, porn is more addictive than ever. even normalised, "we all watch it!" (i don't.)i guess they cater to every 'degenerate' (there's another one) fetish but it's not like 90s perverts didn't have Legend of the Overfiend and all them. Marquis de Sade did some fucked-up shit in the 1700s.i'm saying this as an addict: can't you just not watch the porn if it's genuinely causing you anxiety? do you crave it? have you built up a tolerance which is why you need the 'stronger' porn?i am fascinated, /britfeel/. fascinated.
Good old doss session has ended for the day. 12 hours, not too shabby. Seen a few dinosaurs, killed a few, and avoided death.
>>83373785Pajeets don't have souls xGet snuffed out x
>>83373797Were you actually alive in the 90s? Going to a specialised porn shop in a big city and buying a VHS tape is way more effort than just clicking a button and having 4k torture porn streamed immediately. And then, switching videos a few seconds later and seeing another, and another, etc.Human brains didn't evolve to deal with this. There were always sick people, but now it's so normalised and boy's brains (and dopamine systems) literally get rewired from a young age.
>>83373826We call the shots now.We know the score x.
>>83373829i was, and yeah i get you. i dunno, my habit now is to 'offline' these things, right. like any change, really.we didn't have fast food. now we do. now we're all a lot fatter. 'don't have fast food, then' is easier said than done, i know i know.but i'm also picturing some guy who CANNOT put down the magazines or he keeps rewinding the same part of some video.could you get away from porn in the Pornhub sense (or whatever drawn/animated fetish if it's that)? just look at naked ladies. still photographs. that's your limit?
mate A is on the piss with her boss and workmates.sounds awful, this. a work do at a pub? fine. but now they're in a club at 1am. bossman is behaving like a tit.reminds me of that thing they do in Japan, after-work drinks/karaoke with the boss (or else you bring great shame).
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5948YcsmBc4
Been pushed suicides all me life.NPCs will never understand.It all hinges on tonight x
feel sick after seeing that little lads head popwhat the fuck
>>83374004Maybe it's power trying to come back on lol xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIhMj76QwS8
>>83373999https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qV9C6Am8xzk&list
>>83374047Oh yeah, stop watching when the gibsmethat nigger starts bitching.
>>83373717my boxroom wallpaper is the yellow wallpaper from Charlotte Perkins Gilman's 'The Yellow Wallpaper'.(by which i mean, i am going insane in here)
>rexy necking that goat like it's a pajeet NPCLMFAO xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIhMj76QwS8
White American kids are more important than brown kids from Bangladesh xIt's all about money x
White Americans think they are the main characters of the world.
It's America vs all of us now.Total war x
Europe, Russia and China need to unite against the Americans xIt's us or them. WInners or losers x
fuckin state of my eyebags man.
Really is disturbing that HHL keeps videos of children being killed on his hard drive. The care home need to check his devices.
A Klaus Schwab sex arse
What the fuck is so funny about me xNo problems xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9rSwrsMHw
Im starting to think its actually over. >no job, no degree>neet for 9 months>havent dated in 5 years>no friends>no hobbies besides consuming slop>still unable to get my ass to do the easiest shit like calling the barber for a haircut or putting a book from the ground (where it has been sitting for 6 months) back to the shelf>almost 30
Don't mean to be out of order xShow me up in front of my friends x
This is like America abandoning the world and they willhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-oA3WJsMj8And you will come to me when they do x
Spastic NEET living in a care home talking about geopolitics to himself. Classic Friday night it is then lads
that's 6 codeines down, now (well, 3, but 6 actual pills).damn, i was so stupid. if i prescribe more on Monday, they'll arrive Tuesday at the earliest. 14 to last me, until then? how's that meant to work?
That's how it is huhEnd of an era xHelper's word just forgot about like it nothing
Nobody will forget me xYou'll fucking see in the end x
>>83373397miss rMark, anyone heard from him? :(
time was i'd hop in a taxi (or probably just walk) and go join my friend.but the time was i was an alcoholic looking for an excuse to drink.
>>83374519It's total war now de lid xNEETs vs Tories xSuicide or death x
>>83374449Yes and you will be here to be read every word, little lad
love a good cat biccy i do de lids i do de lids
biscuits made of real cats
God dammit do something for once in your life x
https://youtu.be/dI7hdSAom-gI bet the smell is lush my lad
Smackhead mate is comign here for a drinkEnd of an era x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm-uozFJekA
mate A wants to go for a walk in the woods.might as well.
>>83372325You're not bent but you like looking at white willies. Interesting.
>>83374735I'll pull your head off your fucking shoulders
>>83374874Pipe down beta boy
Can't shleep
haven't posted in britfeel in yearswhat's moni up to these days?
idk lads, im wondering if lorrying is the right job for me, or maybe i just need to change companies
just been on that autistic nightwalk with mate A. now heading down this scary path. used to be pitch black and it's nice the council put lights up after i asked, but they're the WRONG COLOUR (Crosslad knows the score x)
british cuties have been sneaking up on my radar lately bros... If I met a little mouse brit girl I could get over the accent
bad pic but you can see the path transition from soulless white LEDs that make you feel like you're trapped in the hospital dimension, to soulful orange lampposts that remind you it's wonderful to be alive.
>Tell cuckGPT within the personalization tab's instruction prompt just now to NEVER start a sentence with the "Let me be very clear"-type shit>Setting saved>First response he does after the test prompt includes "Let me be very clear" right at the topTaking the piss on me there, heh
>>83375833fucking knew this guy was a robot.
>round face>chubby cheeks>pronounced chinGod dammit I miss my wifeAlso fuck you America #1 free Ireland
DVDlad yearns for the great Irish reunification.
HHL's family is originally from Ireland
>>83376145mad how some Star Trek writer probably just went 'what's an ongoing conflict that could get resolved?' and didn't think about it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei1DnFdJrwwwriter of this one insists he thoroughly researched the Geordie dialect.
*informs the apus Peter Greene has died*
Well lads, now on Day 5 of waiting to hear back from the escort regarding a time/date for January.I am growing increasingly annoyed with escorts in general. You think they'd want to have guaranteed business, but no.Why are they so useless? If you say you "will message in a few days", then by any stretch of the imagination, 5 days is more than enough time to plan. This is their fucking job, why are they so incompetent? I presume this is why they become escorts as they literally cannot hold a normal job.
>>83376401Because they don't care about you. You are replaceable. They do very well financially and just don't give a shit. You're also just seeing the shitty ones. Women who are more intelligent would go for richer clients and join an agency or something that caters to old rich fucks.Also last escort I saw a lot also made some demands of me. She'd criticize my hair and suggest alternatives, text me to pick up booze on the way for us to drink, and controlled the session instead of doing what I wanted. It was like having a shit girlfriend.
Did somebody say cottaging x
>>83376418>You're also just seeing the shitty ones.Nah I am seeing good ones. The 200 quid per hour types. The one I have seen twice is very popular, has triple digit reviews on AW. >They do very well financially and just don't give a shit. I do wonder how much these slags rake in.
>>83376401She probably does business with 200 other blokes. You're just another penis to her. If you want to book another session just book it and don't talk about personal shit with her again. She doesn't give a fuck, you're not her bf.
Will this escort gimmick ever end?
>>83376466Post aw messages. Zero proof provided for your retarded larps.
>>83374342I've been a NEET since 2011. It's too late to fix my life after 30. I won't ever find love or get sex.
>>83374342textbook case of depression that is lad
>>83376159Helper originally from prehistoric times.
>>83376501is it ruthmong or has another stupid spamming cretin come slithering out of the mud?
hmm that was me outside twice in two days, now mate B is texting me and she'll probably propose we do something.maybe anon is right. i am becoming quite the 'normie'.
>>83376497>and don't talk about personal shit with her againI fucking HAVEN'T.Literally all I did was send her a message on Monday thanking her and asking for a booking for January. She said she would mesaage me in a few days. Yet here I am, 5 days on, fucking nothing
>>83376501I had hoped I was over it. I thought once I lost my virginity I wouldn't become obsessed.Tbf, I am not as bad now as I was with the Russian one.
>>83376563My bet is on Ruthmong or BN
>>83376579Do you have a mate C?
>>83376401Show proof that you're messaging some slapper. Take a picture on your phone with a time stamp to prove it otherwise fuck off and die. 99% certain you're Turkmong, you use the same tactics to wiggle and worm your way out of proving things.
>get a fucking real job...you stand around doing this...big manBaldy angry man but work in a grim warehouse and failed his vlogging career. Haha they are so jealous of auditors.https://youtu.be/JxPfI-NFIYU?t=16m45s
Feel a bit sick lads. Think I've got that super flu
>>83376664what makes super flu so super?
I need a british rose in my empty life.
>>83376692It's more superer than a regular flu
>>83376594yeah, he's my Christian internet friend who lives in Scotland
>>83376703Go the zimmy route and get yourself a nubian orchid instead x
Bro's neck is a reminder that god experiments first
Nice neck mate, I've seen radio towers with less ambition
>>83376719No idea what that even means lad. Just want a normal relationship.
Looks like evolution was trying to make a giraffe and gave up halfway through
Bro looks like a pale microphone stand
When bro wants to turn his head he has to submit a request and wait
Neck like that because his body wanted to get as far away from his head as possible
Got more neck than friends
Neck trying to write a cheque his personality can't cash
don't like this new spam gimmick.it's better than when you were doing the same word over and over, or copying posts with the letters changed.but still, ultimately pointless. why not find a thread you like? if it's a script, work on your skills and solve some problem on /wsr/
Let's have a poll. When someone says they will get back to you in "a few days" do they mean? a. 3 days b. 4 days c. 5 days d. 6 days e. Never
NEW: Boys will be taught to how respect women and girls as part of the new national curriculum[thetimes]
>>83376778i told you, 'a few' is 3.however, that could mean they get back ON the third day, or after that (so on the fourth day).
>>83376778f. i just don't want to talk to you, but i want to leave the option open rather than cut you out of my life forever.
>>83376778a day is one a couple is two a few is 3 to five
>>83376790So should I chase her up or will that make her think I'm desperate? It's Day 5 now, she messaged me at 6 pm on Monday 8thI can't fucking deal with women
>>83376778I tend to think 'a few' in most instance means 2 or 3, but when it comes to days I feel like a few means 2.One caveat: if it's waiting to hear back from a job interview then 'a few' means never.
>>83376800Yes lad you should message her every hour on the hour until she responds, your messages are likely getting lost due to electronic infetterence
>>83376821>infetterenceclassic pasta lad
>>83376802it's a prostitutei just fucking know she's spoken to her little buddies and decided not to see me againgod why are women so fucking hard to deal with :(
oh right it's the escort gimmickokay *snooooooooooooore*wake me up when the rigmarole is over
Please tell me you don't use CuckGPT lads, holy shit
If you want the escort to like you more you should buy her a Switch. If she has a garden, offer to do some gardening for her.
>>83376916Almost certain it's Turkmong. Ask him to prove it, or mention that turkey is a shithole country and the LARPing will stop.
HHLs carers tight Nigerian snatch
genuinely starting to worry that escorts are conspiring against me at this point
>>83376980To be fair Turkey is a fucking shithole, the turkroach knows this.
>>83376987Probably. Makes sense that whores on AW would dm eachother and gossip about clients they share, or warn another about dangerous clients, or clingy autistic clients.
>>83376987Mate, I told them to ghost you. It's no conspiracy. Don't need people like you getting what they want.
>>83376540>Searching for posts with the image hash 'mGY3p3XEGlZsUMYjwItBTw=='. 8 results found.Maybe it will be funny the next time you post it whacky man
>>83376584You told her you were a virgin
>>83376995What are the chances though? I mean this one saw me twice, and presumably didn't message the Russian one, else she wouldn't have seen me, surely.
Do you think prossies would deny a client if they were a virgin. I suppose if they had any sort of moral compass they would, but if they had any sort of moral compass they wouldn't be selling their slits out for an hourly fee.
Weekend alone in your room being zany trying to impress other men and make them laught is it, king?
Why are Turkish commonly associated with cockroaches? Is it because they are small, brown and live in dirty habitats?
>>83377005Do you think that's what has done it?I only did said it at the end as well, if I had just kept my mouth shut I might have been alright, I just felt like I had to tell her as even during our second session I worried she wouldn't see me againBut then she left me feedback the next day saying>"Can't wait to catch up in January x"God I can't do this, literally everything women say is hidden behind ten million hidden meanings, I can't work them out, they are just impossible to understand. why can't they just be honest?
Everybodys keking Everybodys howling I can feel a BAZINGA coming on.
>>83377012Absolutely. Men can get clingy, but some shy autist guy being a virgin in his adult years? Major red flag. They know it increases the chances of a guy being a clingy stalker type. Those guys are more likely to want to get a relationship out of it too. Just a red flag. They'd rather avoid clients that are virgins just to skip any chance of that.
>>83377004Wind your neck in big man.
he got dat long neck
>>83377043>They'd rather avoid clients that are virgins just to skip any chance of that.Ok, then answer why she responded to me on Monday with this message>"I can definitely make one of those days work. I will message you in a few days with some time options :) x"Is she really just manipulating me?If she is then I literally see no way I can ever trust a woman ever again.
>>83377059>Ok, then answer why she responded to me on Monday with this message>"I can definitely make one of those days work. I will message you in a few days with some time options :) x"Because now you have to wait for her to respond. So you won't message her, ideally in her mind. It puts the onus on her to message next, which she won't. She'll just wait, and hope you forget or book someone else. It's a polite soft rejection without having any chance of confrontation or negative feedback.It is over.
>He paid 200 for an escort for an hour and couldn't even cum>200 to not cum
>>83377070That's what I feared.Jesus christ I fucking hate women so much.My god why did I tell her I was a virgin? We had two sessions together. Why couldn't I just keep my mouth shut>>83377076I did cum.
boring manchild with another boring gimmick
>>83377059Well it is all down to your shortcomings. Everything you have posted is very concerning and I can totally understand why no sex worker would want any part of that. Regardless of your upbringing or problems in life you have to take responsibility for yourself and your behaviour. Question yourself why you didn't lose your virginity like most people? Why can't you find a partner for a healthy relationship? If you can come to terms with those issues then you have to accept that you should remain a virgin instead of just buying yourself some vag.
yanklass could make me cum in 2 minutes
>>83377089>Question yourself why you didn't lose your virginity like most people? Why can't you find a partner for a healthy relationship?I have never had any confidence with women. I do not understand them. I don't know how to express myself sexually. I never had any positive interactions with women growing up. I never had a female friend.
Smackhead mate just left. What a night x
>>83377086Well, you see. The Ruthmong, auditormong and nightwalkmong routine wasn't getting enough attention after 3 years. The lad need something to occupy his mind all day on 4chan.
>>83376928It's run by a Jew, of course I don't use it.
>>83377128Bet your arse is gaping like the channel tunnel
>>83377134A gay jew as well.
>>83376928>Mauri's are indigenous to New Zealand because they are Polynesian's that settled there in the 1300's>English aren't indigenous BECAUSE!
This is genuinely the lowest point in my life.She literally invited me to book for January as well when we were getting dressed. Why do they have to be so manipulative? I'd rather she just tell me straight up that she doesn't want to see me.If she doesn't reply to me by tomorrow I will chase her up, I think. Is that reasonable?
>>83377181Fuck off mong, nobody cares. You're probably replying to yourself as well you spastic.
>>83377201I am venting. What this lad has said here >>83377070 has basically sent me into a deep depression because chance are he's right.How could I have been so fucking stupid as to tell her I was a virgin?
User IDs would kill britfeel in a heartbeat we would see who is samefagging and spamming instantly.
>>83377212Prove it. Show us your messages.
I'll never understand the appeal of a woman obsessed over CeX.
I'm not Turkish, nor do I post about escorts.
>>83377217I've pasted the messages, I am afraid that if I put a full screenshot, someone here will send it to her
>>83377238Edit out the name on MS paint then mong, is it the first time you've ever used a computer?
Yeah I done me wollocks in but fresh start tomorrows x
>>83377163there were no humans in new zealand before the maori mongboy x
>>83377238Confirmed for larp now
>>83377266I wasn't planning to put the name in, duh. My worry is someone might send it to AW and the moderators there might see it
>>83377273Big night in the beehive courtesy of the Christmas bonus? Must have been a belter of a night lad.
>>83377281ChatGPT says you're wrong. I trust that more than you.
>>83377288Bollocks you're fucking lying you LARPing mong spastic, as if some cumbrain janny at adult work is going to give a shit. Post the messages it will take you less than 10 seconds to do.
I might watch The Prince of Egypt on itvx despite having the dvd. I think it is a newer print as the image isn't so "shaky".
Lying little mong saying he's having sex with prostitutes while sat in his box room LARPing to men in britfeel of all places. What a life!
>>83377288This doesn't even make sense lad. Even if someone did do that, why would they care? It's not against the rules of adultwork to share a PM
>>83376928Prefer Grok myself
>>83377331Because they might alert the escort that I've been posting on here about it
Done my daily check to see if SSM is back on YouTube (he isn't)
>>83377300>Regarding the arrival of these Polynesian settlers, there are no human remains, artefacts or structures which are confidently dated to earlier than the Kaharoa Tephra, a layer of volcanic debris deposited by the Mount Tarawera eruption around 1314 CE.[8] Samples of rat bone, rat-gnawed shells and seed cases have given dates later than the Tarawera eruption except for three of a decade or so earlier.[9] Radiocarbon dating and pollen evidence of widespread forest fires shortly before the eruption might also indicate a pre-eruption human presence.[10][11] The 1999 dating of some kiore (Polynesian rat) bones to as early as 100 CE[12] was later found to be an error; new samples of rat bone (and also of rat-gnawed shells and woody seed cases) mostly gave dates later than the Tarawera eruption with only three samples giving slightly earlier dates.[9] Additionally, mitochondrial DNA variability within the Maori populations suggest that Eastern Polynesians first settled the New Zealand archipelago between 1250 and 1300,[13][14][15] Therefore, current opinion is that, whether or not some settlers arrived before 1314, the main settlement period was in the subsequent decades, possibly involving a coordinated mass migration. It is also the broad consensus of historians that the Polynesian settlement of New Zealand was planned and deliberate.[16][17][18][19]Mong.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_New_Zealand#M%C4%81ori_arrival_and_settlement
pakistani lad at work was saying I should feel guilty for English colonisation, because it was "my people" that did it. He went quite when I asked if he feels the same about "his people's" grooming gangs.
>>83377360>which are confidently datedmuliticolouredhairedliberalarchaeologist.pngIt's scary straying from the established path, anon, but sometimes it has to be done.
>>83377338Will they fuck mate all they care about is getting paid by weird ugly little men. Your little LARP has been exposed, until you prove it.
>>83377331It's turkmong 100%. He refuses to prove it, refuses to show evidence that would take a few seconds to do so.
Me? I was up for trying some independent thinking, then the experts told me they were correct and not to bother wasting my time.
>>83377377AW is paid for by escorts.
I'd only pay for an escort if she let me film it.
>>83377338Alert the escort? The fuck are you talking about cunto?
>>83377419They could say "hey someone is posting on xyz forum about you"She could then put two-and-two together and work out it's me
>>83377347miss him my lad hope he is ok x
>>83377082>My god why did I tell her I was a virgin?I told you multiple times not to do that. This on you.
>>83377429So wait a minute, you think they'll actually search their databases for the messages? Why would they go to that hassle?
Not sure if id go for a 70s escort or a 90s one tbqhThe 90s edition has the mad whale tail and big fuck off turbo etc but the 70s model is just the GOAT imo
>>83377082>why did I tell her I was a virginyou fucking spastic my lad, what a clanger you've done here. Need to forget about her now my lad and find a different one
>Can forsee an elaborate and highly unlikely scenario that involves Adult Work employees doing loads of work for no reason>Can't foresee the obvious scenario of a hooker cutting contact if he acts weird and starts confessing he was a virginDefinitely a larp
>>83377440>>83377462I didn't tell her after our first meeting on the 30th November. I told her at the end of our second meeting. She seemed surprised and congratulated me, but who knows what she was really thinking?It just felt like the right thing to do. I wanted to be honest.>>83377469>cutting contact if he acts weirdI haven't acted weird, yet. Literally all I have done is ask for another meeting.
>>83377477Lad be real. Do you honestly think you have any conception of whether you're acting weird or not?This is another thing that makes me think this is a larp. Anyone who is as weird as you are would know he's a weirdo by now. People must have been calling you a weirdo all your life.
>>83377477>It just felt like the right thing to do. I wanted to be honest.Mate, this a paid whore. Most people who see them don't even tell them their real names and use a fake name them and a throwaway phone number with them. You seem to be confused on who you are seeing. You pay them for sex and some company, that's it. Keep it simple.
>>83377450My grandad had a 4-door. Apparently the two extra doors make it considerably less desirable.
>quit porn>quit vidya>go outnow what? life is more empty. there's only so much walking through the woods and different routes you can feasibly do.
>>83377491Do you have a job, what about hobbies?
>>83377477you're a walking red flag de lid, would not be surprised if she is going to blackball you amongst her escort mates as well. You're well and truly finished my lad. Would not be surprised if she makes you known to her deano either, i'd be careful messaging her again my lad.
>I don't understand why she did/didn'/won't do the thing. >I will keep posting the same dire LARP until I understand. He will never understand because it's all made up and a way to waste time until bed time, then tomorrow play the same game. Epic whacky man.
Im sure the whores have experience of far worse than this clingy lad tbqfh
>>83377347he cant come back, his yt cant be reinstated anymore as its past the 30 day limit for him to restore his channel
Feel rough af me. Need to restmaxx today so am sound for the wooty tomorrow x
>>83377491If you had any chance with women, you would find that they often went out of their way to be around or talk to you. They would initiate contact, and make it extremely obvious they want you to ask them out or fuck them. If this doesn't happen, then you are not attractive and will never get a woman. So put sex out of your mind because you won't be doing that.Next thing to do is to get a job. Get down to the warehouse. Move out of your parents house and rent from a landlord if you don't already. Downside is you won't have much money, and just exist to make the landlord richer, but plus is it's very good for your mental health and you get to contribute to society by being taxed.
>>83377491START dicking START family
>>83377504Yeah they do, but this will be how it often starts. Guy gets a bit clingy, doesn't understand boundaries, then stalking, then violence.
>>83377509you in a firm lad? ever been in a scrap? guess not? told you to wait at leeds coach stop when you were on spacker day trip the other day and you bricked it you fanny.
>>83377513Haha deranged lad
>>83377517The pimp should be sorting this out surely
>>83377507I can't imagine SSM has quit for good. He's waiting for all this Marie shit to die down I reckon.
How many times has he been asked to post a screenshot of their correspondences?How many times has he avoided doing this and continued to LARP? Now do you think it's a grown man playing make believe on 4chan because he's sad and lonely?
>>83377481>Lad be real. Do you honestly think you have any conception of whether you're acting weird or not?No, I do not. Again, let me post the messages exchanged since our last meeting.>Hi [her name], thank you so much for this afternoon. It was really lovely to see you again. You mentioned you'd be back in the second week of January and I could do Friday 9th or Saturday 10th January if that works, but if it's too early then just let me know.Her reply.>No problem at all. I can definitely make one of those days work. I will message you in a few days with some time options :) xThen my last message for now.>That's great, thanks [her name]. No rush, really appreciate it.Then she left me a positive feedback/review on AW on Tuesday saying "can't wait to catch up x"I mean COME THE FUCK ON, if she bails on me after that then just fucking put a bullet in my head. Why get my hopes up like this? This is proper manipulative behaviour if she intends to ghost me. I cannot stand manipulation and deception.>People must have been calling you a weirdo all your life.Honestly, not really.
>>83377523They don't all have pimps these days lad. But yeah escortlad is risking a serious talking to from a pimp if he picks the wrong whore to get clingy with next
something else weird is trying to book an escort several weeks in advancewhy would you do that? idiot
>>83377523the pimp will enter like batista and fuck this weirdo up my lad if he carries on stalking this escortmong>>83377527this my lad
>>83377528Post the screenshot you sad shutin fantasist
Moana is such a barefoot little slut. Even the actress who voices her is a slut.AND NOOOOOONE KNOOOOOOWS HOW FAAAAAR IT GOOOOOOOOES!
>visit Amsterdam>shag all the prozzies you like>???
>>83377509What's the point in collecting 2000+ apus when you only post the same 5
>>83377528>Honestly, not reallyWell even if they haven't, you already said women have been avoiding you and you've never had a girlfriend. Why do you think that is? Because you're so normal? No. It's because you are a weirdo. All of this is weird lad. You are being weird.
>>83377535I have to book a few weeks in advance. I'm taking her out for dinner as a surprise, and the restaurant is always booked out several weeks in advance. It's the most happening vibespot in Yeovil and I'm sure the escort is going to love it
I have a feeling he's just replying to himself to look like anyone cares about this tripe
>>83377535She fucking SUGGESTED it to me as we were getting dressed after our second meeting. She said this to me in person:>"I'm finishing for Christmas next weekend but I'm planning to be back the 2nd week of January, so if you have a date in mind, just send me a message and you can pre-book"So I did. I have literally done nothing wrong here. I didn't even suggest the 5th January as I didn't want to look too desperate. If she didn't want to see me again, she didn't have to invite me to book for January. If she is trying to bait me, then again, just fucking kill me.I am honestly on the verge of tears over this. I just don't understand women. It's like they take pleasure in manipulating me.
>>83377525hes gone, the marie shit has come up before but not like this. what hurt him this time is marie herself actually confirmed he groomed her.as well as the revelation from her that he shagged his underage nieces therefore committing statutory rape. that explains why he for no reason left nottingham and moved to wareham. he said it was because he wanted to be close to the sea, but its more likely he got chased out by his family and had to move for his own safety. it also explains why the only family member he ever talks about is his dad, hes the only one who didn't disown him after he shagged his own nieces. his brother probably wants him dead
>>83377558probably lad, it makes a nice change from the neets vs wagies drivel imo
>>83377556corrrrrr thats proper pervy behaviour
aye hes playing lets pretend with himself
>>83377559You don't understand much about human dynamics lad, not just about women. Do you have any friends?
>>83377563I'm sure we'll get that performance from him too and the others he does. 100% sad sack shutin.
>>83377559You weren't supposed to take the offer seriously. Polite to offer, but the correct response is to not take her up on it, then just message her after she's back like normal.
>>83377496No job, no real hobbies to be honest. Doubt I can ever be employed.>>83377513Absolutely will not pay landlord scum. I'd rather get the homeless card and get a council flat.
Wagie slop on Monday.
>>83377514No girl likes me. It's just not ever going to happen. Partly why I don't bother working to be honest.
>>83377579>I'd rather get the homeless card and get a council flat.Lol good luck with that, you think a single white man in has any chance of getting a council flat? Come on mate.
>>83377574He is better than you lad
>>83377579>No job, no real hobbies to be honest.Something to work on lad. Just going outside randomly walking around isn't going to make any meaningful changes in your life.
>>83377567>Do you have any friends?Not for a long time.>You don't understand much about human dynamicsIf you mean accepting that people lie, then no, I will never accept that. My view is that your word is your honour. I have no respect for people who lie. If you say you will do something, you do it.Escorts are meant to be professionals, yeah? So if they lie to the faces of clients, how can I possibly trust them?>>83377576>You weren't supposed to take the offer seriouslyThen she shouldn't have offered. How the fuck was I supposed to know? I literally didn't even prompt her, she just mentioned it as I was leaving.I honestly thought dealing with escorts would be easy but no, it's just as bad as "normal" women.So, do you think I should send a polite follow-up message tomorrow?
love winding up this escortmong
>>83377600Here's something that will blow your mind. Escorts don't even tell you their real names.
>>83377600>Escorts are meant to be professionals, yeah?you're a proper spazzymong aren't you my lid?post screenshot of convo on AW and we'll call off the LARP accusations
>>83377600>Escorts are meant to be professionals, yeah?If you're rich and can pay 1k plus an hour for the top tier ones that work for agencies, or even famous pornstars.Skanks off AW? No.
>>83377600You will always be disappointed with escorts because they always lie. Seeing escorts is not for you. You should find something else you enjoy. Also the reason you don't have friends or a girlfriend is because you are a weirdo. You are unable to determine whether you are acting weird or not. Hope this helps and you take it on board, god bless.
>>83377607>Here's something that will blow your mind. Escorts don't even tell you their real names.Yes, I fucking get that. But surely it's in their interest to keep clients.>b-b-but she thinks you're weird!Then she wouldn't have left me positive feedback, twice.I am in the right here.
Seshed too hard me on the comedown in beddingtons. Feel ill af me x
>>83377623>Then she wouldn't have left me positive feedback, twice.I'm leaving you feedback here that you're a weirdo though.
I had me a good british rose and I fucked it all up. I hope she's ok.
>>83377624still bricking it from leeds? knew you weren't up for a scrap you big fucking gimp. out of breath after thinking about a scrap you are you weak little man.
>>83377623>But surely it's in their interest to keep clients.No. They are in high demand. You are completely replaceable.Did you know that a majority of escorts don't even stay in one place for very long? You must've seen AW profiles saying where they are, how long they'll be there. "Tour" etc.
>>83377623>she wouldn't have left me positive feedbackyou've done yourself here lad, totally exposed yourself.
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>>83377624You had nothing lol
>>83377623Positive feedback is just polite. Everyone leaves positive feedback. Just a courtesy. If an experience is not good, they might leave no feedback. Only time someone doesn't leave positive feedback is if it's a total disaster, or a scam or something. This is true for escorts, and Amazon reviews and everything else really. People don't really complain about things, they just don't buy again.
