500+ posts of prozzie talk?

oh aye x

>>83377617
>Seeing escorts is not for you
I am beginning to wonder that.

>>83377637
Yeah tbf this one is. I get that. If she's just busy then that's fine. What annoys me is the invitation to book again and now having no reply for 5 days.

Literally all I fucking want is to find an escort I can see regularly.

>>83377643
borebaker back at it again, get a grip you boring little cunt

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State of this one now. Ridiculous clown makeup. On birth control at 18 too.

>probably thousands of whores up and down the country
>this cunt is having a melty because he cant shag ONE on a particular day

Live a little lad, find another one

There's something I haven't mentioned about the escort. When I was leaving she coughed but the cough sounded a bit like she was saying "poof".

Think that could be relevant? Surely as an esteemed professional she wouldn't do something like that? It must have been just a normal cough, right? Sounded a bit like "poof" or maybe even "ya poof" though.

>>83377649
>Everyone leaves positive feedback
No they don't lol, I don't, unless it was actually positive.

I really don't get your mentality. Like how do you lie so easily?

>>83377663
spotted the mudslim

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Keeping off the drink for a while after today. Feel ill af. Need a proper fresh start x

>>83377670
I'm planning to.

It's not that which bothers me, it's that she is likely gonna ghost me.

>>83377692
she is a W H O R E lad

Stop trying to build relationships with these husks of human beings lmao

>>83377681
boring cunt you my lid

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Hafta head out soon me X

>>83377683
never respond you lad, are you a spastic or something?
why'd you brick it in leeds? you're a fanny who shit themselves on his spacker bus tour and wouldn't wait around for a scrap you little fag get a grip I won you lost

>>83377697
You're right lad. I have to be more detached. It's just hard because I am quite an emotional guy and I have a big heart.

>>83377711
He was likely never in Leeds

>>83377559
>5th January
Any reasonable person would know the 2nd week of January this year means the week starting 12th, the part week from 1st to 4th doesn't count, but you're not a reasonable person, you're an obsessive stalker

>>83377740
Wrong:

https://www.epochconverter.com/weeks/2026

Anyway she said she could make those dates work...

>>83377745
I bet people have been giving you good advice your whole life and you've been confidently telling them "Wrong!"

That's why you ended up a weird cunt who obsesses about prostitutes rather than a normal man who lives with a woman who loves him.

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Probably inviting all her lefty smooth hands friends for Christmas dinner. State of that tiny kitchen. Norwich is shit. Britain is shit.

>>83377760
And you are shit

>>83377769
Nah I'm not some German immigrant family taking all the homes. Fuck immigrants. Fuck working for this shit country if I can't be independent.

>>83377760
>smooth hands
What's this supposed to mean? Is it some sort of Turkish insult?

>>83377777
A turk complaining about German immigrants lol

>>83377753
>I bet people have been giving you good advice your whole life and you've been confidently telling them "Wrong!"
Only people I can really get advice from are my parents and maybe one cousin. They've helped with some stuff (like prompting me to learn how to drive at 26) but for personal/romantic/social shit? No. I was normal up until around age 17, since then I've just completely separated from society.

>normal man who lives with a woman who loves him
Don't you think I want that? I do desperately want to be a father as well.

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Throw out many immigrants until every British man has a home. Then they can come back.

>>83377786
>I was normal up until around age 17

No you fucking weren't lol

>>83377783
It means they don't fucking do real work lad. They just drag and drop cute graphics in canva (photoshop for retards) and get paid for it.

>>83377786
No offence lad but you definitely, definitely shouldn't be a father. Women know this instinctively, which is why they don't let you fuck them

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not the escortmong but i might get an escort to cuck me

imagine paying a woman to let you watch her get blacked

so much more humiliating

>>83377784
I'm white british you mong.

>>83377802
Nice sounds like fun lad, enjoy it mate

>>83377799
>It means they don't fucking do real work lad.
"pot calling the kettle black" ahh post

>>83377810
Lol obviously not lad

>>83377777
Nice numbers there Katie lad.

Crossy knows the score about barefoot Disney sluts.

>>83377817
Why would I work? Immigrants have basically taken the comfy jobs. No way am I going to depress myself slaving in a factory.

>>83377825
I'm not trans nor am I stalking that mental cow.

>>83377729
I WON
helpercuck LOST

>>83377836
Yes immigrants are well known for working "comfy" jobs lol. Do your cousins have a comfy job in Germany? Of course not, they work in a kebab shop

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Was hanging out with my mate who's a prossie last night. She tried to do the whole onlyfans camgirl thing which worked ok for a bit but she's getting on and nearly 40, people aren't interested when they can see someone half their age. So she got into shagging for cash, has to spend a fair bit of money on cosmetic surgery to keep herself looking ok, not too bad but her lips are a bit fucked and lumpy from repeated injections. Doesn't do a thing for me but evidently she does ok for herself. She was bragging yesterday that she made 30k this year and I was nodding and being like nice, well done, while just thinking "is it worth it?"

Mustn't judge (out loud)
Anyway to get back to the point of the thread, can guarantee she'd ditch escortlad after his clingy messages and weird behaviour. He doesn't seem to be able to comprehend that it's a business transaction and he should treat it as such, instead of trying to be 'nice' and establish a connection. That's the last thing she wants, just wants to shag and get away from you so she can shower and scrub the stink off asap.

>>83377944
>she made 30k this year
whoring herself out but making the same as your average wagie. absolute state of it.

PENETRATING MOANA'S ANUS

>>83377944
>escortlad after his clingy messages and weird behaviour
I'm not having this. Which of my messages was clingy?

I was trying to be polite. I thought sending an escort a thank you message afterwards was common courtesy. I did it after the first meeting and it was fine. Should I not have sent one after the second meeting?

On that Heineken lager beer today de lids.

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>I thought sending an escort a thank you message afterwards was common courtesy

Fair play to for going out and shagging a prozzie lad but FUCK me you have 0 clue about how things work lmao

>>83377975
post screenshots of the AW convo lad otherwise you're just a shit tier larp.

I like to bake my local prostitute a cake when I visit her as a thanks for allowing me to eat her out.

>>83377975
You're a spastic mate. You shouldn't be treating her like you have to be courteous or nice. Just fuck her and leave it at that, if you want to see her again don't bother with any preamble just ask her when she's available on whatever days. It's like talking to a drug dealer, you don't say "thank you for bringing me those drugs they were very nice I hope to see you again xxx" you just text them and say what you want and when. She's not your friend, you don't have a relationship with her, she couldn't care less about your feelings she is literally paid to pretend to like you for a period of time, she isn't going to continue doing that when you are not paying for her time.

>>83377985
What difference is that gonna make?

Why do you think I am LARPing? Why would I LARP about something so admittedly pathetic.

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On that Lidl yoghurt drink grind x

>>83377996
>Why would I LARP about something so admittedly pathetic
because that is all your life amounts to, something pathetic.

>>83377985
It's the same lad he replied to as in he's replying to himself. So whacky, much zany.

I always eat my cum out of my local prostitute's arse. Well it's the decent thing to do, isn't it?

Retro Ruthmong

>>83377995
>just ask her when she's available on whatever days
ok but I did that. Again, I will post the messages exchanged on the evening of Monday 8th.

>Hi [her name], thank you so much for this afternoon. It was really lovely to see you again. You mentioned you'd be back in the second week of January and I could do Friday 9th or Saturday 10th January if that works, but if it's too early then just let me know.

Her reply.
>No problem at all. I can definitely make one of those days work. I will message you in a few days with some time options :) x

Then my last message for now.
>That's great, thanks [her name]. No rush, really appreciate it.

yes, perhaps the first message was a bit friendly, but I was just being polite.

Look, just answer me this: is there any point chasing her up tomorrow?

>>83378012
reckon she has a tight snatch me lid?

Wish pet pigs were the norm instead of dogs. Love a pig, me.

>>83378016
>Look, just answer me this: is there any point chasing her up tomorrow?
no.
get a fucking life you utter retard.

Imagine eating Katie's cum out of Wops arse, corr and I'm mean CORR!

Come on
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And (You) the Whacky man!
Come on
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>I will message you in a few days with some options

"S-should i start pestering her tomorrow????"

>>83378017
I'd like to think so x

>>83378016
Yeah I've seen them 400 times

>Hi [her name], thank you so much for this afternoon. It was really lovely to see you again.
Cringe, pathetic, she is not your girlfriend. This is the preamble I told you not to do.

>:) x

Dried her up like a fucking prune, bad enough if it's destined towards someone that actually WANTS to fuck you. This was probably the nail in the coffin, made her realise you're not emotionally capable to trade money for sex and that you'll likely get obsessed (which you demonstrably are) and there's a chance you'll cut her head off and keep it in your freezer. Whores are always on high alert for psychos and you are definitely coming across as potentially dangerous.

For fucks sake leave her alone forever, she's already scared of you and chasing her will make it worse. Find another one and DONT FUCKING TREAT THEM LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND. Treat them like someone behind the till at a supermarket, minimal conversation, just in and out.

>>83378042
So what's your definition of a "few days"?

I have waited nearly 5 full days now. I am on the verge of giving up.

I asked people on /adv/, they think she will get back to me.

>>83378053
Hmm misread that a bit and mixed up your replies. That being said, I stand by it and will not be taking questions. I am 1000% correct in everything.

>>83378053
ha ha, hope she sets him up in a prozzy sting or something on tiktok live or something would pay good money to see this pathetic creature

>>83378055
just fucking leave it lad

>>83378053
Think you misread my message, she is the one who left the smiley face.
She left smiley faces on previous messages that she sent.

Why is everyone so fucking cynical? Why is everyone a fucking heartless cunt like you?

>>83378074
maybe we're the normal ones and you're the freak
wait
yes
that is all true.

the escort gimmick got very tedious and should be retired

>>83378074
>cynical
>heartless cunt

I have tried, several times, to talk sense into you over the last month but you just won't fucking listen to it. You ignore everyone and keep on acting like a retard. I am happily married, I am friends with an actual real life prostitute. I clearly understand women better than you since you're incapable of negotiating sex with a prostitute without being REALLY FUCKING WEIRD and yet you refuse to take anyone's advice and just keep pushing the same dumb shit.

That time of year where dad will be shagging me in the shed.

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>>83378083
Have you felt the boost out of this when the big old school turbo lights up? Things are fucking animals tbqfh

>pwease play along with my make believe I'm here all day everyday I need to entertain myself some how.

Makes you wonder how many characters this sad act has created over the years that just vanished but he's learned to drag them out now.
Dad shags him in the shed lad
BBQ lad
Trolly lad

>>83378077
How are you normal? Nobody in this thread is "normal" in any sense, that's why we're here.

>>83378099
Well I did lose my virginity. So I made some progress. I have had sex with two escorts including her.

I just do not accept that I have come across as weird or dangerous at any point. I have been very formal and direct with her in most of my messages. A little emotional in that last one, perhaps, but I cannot imagine how much of a heartless prick you or escorts are that you would instantly assume I'm a psycho. For what, saying "thank you"? It's just being polite ffs.

If I was too formal you would say I'm weird. If I was too emotional you would say I'm weird. There's no winning with you.

I know I should not have told her I lost my virginity to her, but literally all I want is to have vanilla sex with her.

Why can't you or she see that?

>>83378124
>Well I did lose my virginity.
Paying for it doesn't count.

Wanked and sucked off a dog for a packet of salt and vinegar squares-lad

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bbcposting
now thats a great gimmick

>>83378124
>I have been very formal
Yeah no pal you don't message prostitutes like you're emailing them. Obsessive freak. Just fuck off with it now mate, got old 2 weeks ago

Only 12 hours until bed time zany lord

>>83378136
Sounds worth it, share bag or regular size?

Hope the escort gives Escortmong a horrific incurable STD

>>83377660
>Literally all I fucking want is to find an escort I can see regularly.

Stop being a creepy little stalker who falls in love.

>>83378099
>since you're incapable of negotiating sex with a prostitute without being REALLY FUCKING WEIRD
Also this is blatantly fucking false.

I have made TWO fucking bookings with her. Both of which were organised quickly. She left me positive feedback both times.

I cannot imagine how touchy prostitutes are if you think saying "thank you" is enough to put them on edge. You cannot seriously think I am the only client to ever send a "thank you" message afterwards.

>>83378146
Haha, see? I can't win according to you. Fuck you.

>>83378140
please tell me theres a video, please link

>>83378158
>I cannot imagine how touchy prostitutes are if you think saying "thank you" is enough to put them on edge.

Why are you saying thank you? You paid them? Are you a retard?

All his characters are always whacky, zany, oddballs. Has nothing to talk about otherwise because goes nowhere and does nothing. 4chan is his life.

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>>83378167
Naomi Hughes
Naomiatnight
Does onlyfans has a pornhub
Lots of videos with her black boyfriend

Sister still hasn't forgiven me for fucking her dog to death. Very selfish if you ask me.

Imagine being called Joanna Trollope

Bit like being called Joanna Slut if you think about it. Think about it.

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longus neckus

Grown man, his life revolves around playing lets pretend on 4chan and porn.

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Dog threw up on the doormat this morning, glad he missed my shoes. Need to go to dunelm and buy another one now but the hangover is making that challenging.

>>83378196
The lovechild of Pat Mustard and Heather Trot. Never had a chance.

>>83378204
My dog will very occasionally regurgitate his dinner like a bird and then eat it again. He has a habit of eating too quickly.

>>83378196
>longus neckus
xDDDD xDDDD

>>83378177
hope she gets aids and dies me de lid x

The Disney Cars universe continues to perplex me. They have oil tankers operated by cars. What in the frick?

>>83378196
>>83378206
Until you can prove otherwise Sean is better looking than you. Possibly the best looking britfeel poster.

>>83378157
>Stop being a creepy little stalker who falls in love.
I haven't fallen in love and I am not stalking her. I learnt from the Russian one not to send multiple messages without reply. I am being serious when I say I am not that attached to her. Yes, with the Russian one I had stupid fantasies, but with this one, literally all I want is to be a regular client.

However, this is a bit different. She PROMISED on Monday 8th to let me know her availability for dates in January in "a few days" and said she could definitely make one of the dates I suggested work. Then, on Tuesday 9th, she left me feedback on AW saying "can't wait to catch up in January".

So, I am clearly being rational here. I have waited nearly 5 full days now without sending any messages. I literally have done nothing wrong here. I haven't texted her phone. I haven't chased her up yet. But I think if it gets to Monday, I have to make a decision.

>>83378174
>Why are you saying thank you? You paid them?
Because it's a common courtesy. They don't have to meet you. It shows respect. I am trying to be a good client ffs.

Did Blad's brother really die? Grim if
true.

poor lad is going to be talking to himself all day hoping some mong will join in lmao

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>>83378236
>She PROMISED on Monday 8th to let me know
> Then, on Tuesday 9th, she left me feedback on AW saying "can't wait to catch up in January".


There is your answer lad, fucking christ stop with this shit, she MAY contact you in the new year if she can be arsed

Go find another one to busy your self with, jesus fucking christ lad

hide one post and all the replies hide with it corr

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Short doss session today. I won't be back to it till Tuesday, shame.

>>83378245
Bit sad if it is true, desu.

>>83378282
Might have been just some lad trolling, it was a single post yesterday that said "just found out my brother has died."

>>83378256
No lad on Monday 8th she said "I can definitely make one of those days work. I will message you in a few days with some time options". So my interpretation of that is 7 days, max. Sound fair? That would be waiting until Monday 15th to hear back from her.

My interpretation by "catch up" is another booking. Isn't that how you read it?

>>83378211
Sounds like a proper sound lad. Mine has a pretty solid stomach but every now and then in the mornings he'll just throw up a bit of bile and then eat a load of grass. Doesn't seem to bother him though.

>>83378291
With his name on it, or an anon?
Hope the anon got some sympathetic replies. Sad to think of one of us being upset.

>>83378273
Dare you to drive straight into that long neck cunt (not talking about the dinosaur)

>>83378300
Aye, my dogs eat grass too. Seems to settle their stomachs. Oldest dog has barely any teeth now too. What kind you got? Just got two mutts myself. Think one is a mix of a cairn terrier and something bigger.

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>>83378298
i dont know any more lid, this is all far more complicated than it needs to be

Just harass the poor woman until you get blocked and then come back to complain some more

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>>83378223
She wont
Shes one of the few to make it on OF
Shell be rich forever sucking black dick while you wage for scraps

>>83378323
>i dont know any more lid, this is all far more complicated than it needs to be

Fucking tell me about it. I started seeing prostitutes cos I thought it would be easy, but fuck me, they are just a nightmare. Slow to respond, vague, poor grammar, touchy, flaky.

You know what the worst part is? At the start of our second meeting, as were undressing and I saw she had green underwear on, she asked my favourite colour and I said "red", so she said "red next time then"? At that point I honestly thought "thank god I can see her regularly".

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>>83378321
Yeah also random mutt, shipped him over from Romania. Built like a lab but with short legs, he's a hairy little fucker too as he's got that double coat thing going on, some sort of shepherd dog in his lineage.

>>83378333
>while you wage for scraps
bold assumption that my lid x

>>83378355
Looks a lot like my dog actually, mines looks like that but very dark brown and white. Fucker sheds all over the place but he hates being brushed and when I pull the dead hair out he'll hide under the table, kek.

lmao I swear escorts can't even read
I've messaged one now about a meeting for next Sunday (21st)
she's said "I can't do an incall tomorrow)
do these women even read?

>>83378373
Too busy sucking dicks to read mate.

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>>83378245
Brother is alive and well, even if he did die.. I wouldn't post it here because you lot would take the piss out of him and me. It was somebody else when that message got posted, brother was downstairs watching emmerdale. He's out today with his gal pals he's bought expensive jewellery for one of them.
If somebody's brother did die yesterday I send my condolences. RIP.

>>83378372
Yeah I have to fight him to get a brush through him. He manages ok as long as I've got a treat hanging around for him to focus on, until I try to brush his hairy arse cheeks and tail, then he starts sitting on me and scrabbling to get away. All good fun.

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bnwo wins stay mad

>>83378383
Glad to hear that big lad. What's your thoughts on mince pies? Don't like when the fruit is too big and hard. I like my mince pie filling to be smooth.

>>83378383
cherish your brother, blad

He didn't understand that the ASMR bints didn't want to be his friends and that he was stalking. Then he turned nasty on them.

He doesn't understand that the escorts don't want to be his friend and he's stalking/being creepy. You can guess what's coming next.
XD

>>83378394
Mince pies? Love em. Brother hates em (wrongun) my favourite ones are from Costco I have a tray of 12 to eat for myself oh aye. And as for the filling I don't mind, still tastes the same.
>>83378395
Apart from the sulking and sighing he's alright.. Brothers always have this love hate relationship. It's as old as time.

Anywhere I can watch Ruth's asmr videos?

>>83378236
>She PROMISED
She didn't promise anything pal

>>83378373
She saw Sunday and assumed you mean tomorrow because all the other clients only message her shortly before they want to meet, they don't try to book over a week in advance

>>83378434
her last message, once again.
>"I can definitely make one of those days work. I will message you in a few days with some time options :)"

That's a promise. When you say YOU WILL do something, that is a promise, or a commitment, whatever you call it.

Again, people say escorts are a business and professionals. Alright then - so if you give your word like that, you commit to it. It's that simple. If I told my manager at work I will do something "in a few days", then I would do it. I wouldn't be that vague either.

>>83378454
>they don't try to book over a week in advance
Plenty of the more popular escorts do take advance bookings. I am someone who likes to plan ahead.

I booked 2 weeks in advance for the blonde one I lost my virginity to (the one I've been posting about), and I booked 11 days in advance for the one I saw on Thursday 4th.

Anyway she literally has the dates listed on her profile.

kill yourself you inane cunt

>>83378373
as another lad said, saw you put sunday and assumed it was tomorrow. only spastics and weirdos are booking a week in advance you utter wet

How to Phrase the Follow-Up Message: The goal is to be polite, remind her of your request, and gently prompt her for the time options without sounding demanding or accusatory. Avoid any language that suggests you are upset or panicking.

Here are a few options, ranging from slightly more direct to very gentle:

Option 1 (Gentle Reminder): "Hi [Her Name], hope you're having a good week. Just wanted to gently follow up on our chat from Monday regarding January 9th or 10th. No rush at all, just wanted to see if you've had a chance to look at your availability for those dates. Looking forward to hearing from you! :)"

Option 2 (Slightly More Direct, but still polite): "Hi [Her Name], just checking in regarding our conversation on Monday about January 9th or 10th. You mentioned you'd send some time options in a few days. Just wanted to see if you've had a chance to sort those out. Let me know when you can! Thanks!"

Option 3 (Very Casual and Understanding): "Hey [Her Name], hope you're well! Just a quick note about January 9th or 10th. Whenever you have a moment to send over some time options, that would be great. No worries if it takes a bit longer. :)"

>>83378479
seethie weethie

>>83378487
>only spastics and weirdos are booking a week in advance you utter wet
Absolute bollocks lad. The blonde one I saw had her entire availability for December (up to the 21st) booked up by Saturday 6th.

I actually sent a message to one on Friday 12th (yesterday) asking for a booking for Sunday 14th, no response yet. You literally cannot win lol.

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Knew a lad from high school who was part of my friendship group back then for a while. He got rich from crypto (bought and kept like 50 of them back when they were 30 quid a pop). Sold them when they were around 40,000 and made over 1 million pounds. This was before the gov started taxing crypto as well.

When I look at his IG he's just living the high life. Travelling everywhere for the past 10 years and hasn't spent a day in work. Meanwhile, I'm stuck in an office every day.

Only thing that matters in life is luck and money.

just think that weird lad posting that ginger bird with her brownoid boyfriend sits there tugging one out while normies are actually plouging multiple birds a week. must be sad to be him

>>83378501
no justice in this world

I like to book my prossie 6 months in advance like the dentist.

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We are just over 30+ hours on the prozzie drivel routine lads

I gave up checking back but its been flat out since 8am yesterday

Give it a fucking rest

me? only ever spoke with one prostitute IRL (as far as i know)

haven't had a dvd update in a while tbqhwydl

>TFW a QT mid 2000s skater girl will never crash at your place

Alexa how much calories in female poo

>>83377660
What you want is a gf, and you are trying to get it with an escort, and it won't ever work.

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Women???
Lying???

This never happenes, that prozzie must be a man

Stroking myself off with female pooberg.

>>83378565
Yeah I know. I just don't know how to get one. If I knew I wouldn't have resorted to escorts, obviously.

Restraining the cutest girl in school and pooing down her throat.

>>83378584
Probably not behaving like this is how. Everything you say and do is like a pussy desiccant.

>>83378589
Behaving like what? Being dejected because someone promised a response and I'm not getting it?

Might have to resort to DE LID LAD LOD spamming the escortmong just to shut him up. Fucking hell he's been at it for hours now.

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>>83378600
Nobody promised anything. You are taking things very literally (in true autistic fashion).
People aren't logical robots who always tell the truth. Women especially are not. They operate on vibes and feelings.

This escort is not even your girlfriend, not even a friend. She's someone you paid for sex, she doesn't care about you at all or even think about you. This could all just be her forgetting, she might still see you. I said all this to you yesterday but you still spent the last 24 hours crying (literally).

>>83378614
>You are taking things very literally (in true autistic fashion).
Don't you think someone saying "I will do xyz" should be taken seriously? Otherwise what is the point? I only have slightly autistic traits, I just have a serious problem with deception.

>Women especially are not. They operate on vibes and feelings
I am beginning to see that, yeah.

>This could all just be her forgetting, she might still see you.
So what should I do? Chase her up on Monday?

>>83378646
>So what should I do? Chase her up on Monday?
Don't "chase her up". She is not obligated to respond to you and hasn't broken any promise.

Think of it as just contacting a prostitute to arrange a session. You need to be far more casual about it, and if you can't book her, book a different one.

Get all this stuff about promises and betrayal and manipulation and mistreatment out of your mind. It's ridiculous.

>>83378646
>So what should I do?
Message her now, repeatedly, like every minute until she responds. No need to keep us updated, you got this, feel free to close the thread and not come back, in fact, we insist that you do

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good morning

had quite the night last night. not only did i go out for KFC and food shopping, but then i went on a mad 3am nightwalk with mate A.

quite impulsive, me.

Really does boil my piss how the new generation of star trek movies and shows are just fucking terrible. Like irredeemably just fucking shite and they all take a massive fucking rancid dump on the legacy of real star trek.

I'll say it - the new generation IS NOT star trek. Not thematically, not aesthetically, not in terms of writing or continuity or characters. It's an entirely new dogshit 'cinematic universe' that wears the name and motifs of the real star trek.

It's fucking insulting and everyone involved with every decision made on the new generation of shite should be deeply ashamed and deserves to get a nasty form of cancer.

>escortmong hoping there's a ombudsman he can report the escort to

>>83378698
Cutoff point for me is Voyager and Nemesis. Anything after not interested in.
Yes I annoyed Nemesis more than insurrection. Bite me.

>>83378725
The Next Generation movies are at least still star trek. You can make valid arguments as to whether they were good or bad, but they were categorically star trek.

Nu-trek is not star trek, it just wears its skin while preforming its retarded song and dance.

>>83378658
How would you phrase the message? Go on.

I really don't get how you have such a casual attitude to this. Why can you not see it from my side?

>promises and betrayal and manipulation and mistreatment out of your mind. It's ridiculous.

A lad in an earlier thread reckons she is brushing me off and testing me to see if I chase her.

>>83378697
Why don't you tell us mate A's name? I'm sure she doesn't like being called mate A.

>>83378697
Nice weather for it last night lid, unseasonably warm. Sounds like a very nice time all round.

>>83378698
It isn't Star Trek mate. I just ignore it, easier that way. The last Star Trek TV show was Voyager. I'll rewatch TNG, DS9 and VOY, and they're great. And that's when Star Trek ended.

It's easier if you consider those new shows are a different show that isn't Star Trek and don't bother watching them. Because it literally isn't Star Trek, nothing about it is.

>>83378725
>Enjoyed nemesis more than insurrection
typo on my wablet. Apologies.
>>83378733
Not seen anything past nemesis so I can't really comment on it, I do remember the films being advertised years ago and thinking it looked shit, just another take on the TOS. And the new series? With a fat female Jemhadar? Common did they not watch DS9 or even read the lore books? Ridiculous.

>>83378746
>Hey, are you around the week starting Xth Jan? I'd like to book
That's it. No accusations, no pleading, no desperation, no pretending she's your friend.

She probably can tell how attached and obsessed you are and is terrified of you. So you need to book a different escort and this time don't get attached.

Me
>aaaa I'm too autistic to understand
Also me
> I didn't even suggest the 5th January as I didn't want to look too desperate
Post screenshot larping faggot

>>83378758
Yeah true, though real star trek does include Enterprise, it's definitely star trek, again even if people argue over whether it was generally good or not (I personally do quite like it). But goddamn it's actually genuinely aggravating how they call this Nu-trek shit 'star trek' like it's legitimate.

It's so fucking obvious he's same fagging his own replies LOL. The typing syntax is the same. For fucks sake give it a rest and stop.

That is it, I am shuttering my darknet market usage for the foreseeable. I've got more coke frankly than I know what to do with. I've got enough k if I leave what's left in the loft and do not touch it until new years party. New vendor sent me 42 zopiclones when I paid for 20 so that will last me forever, and I've got a spray bottle of zopiclone that burns the fuck out of your nose but gets you opioid high in seconds flat. It's enough, once that's done I can behave myself, sleepless nights will be handily dealt with by the large stash of zipzops. Thank you for listening, fresh start or whatever bollocks HHL says every week.

>>83378778
It's turkmong

>>83378766
>I do remember the films being advertised years ago and thinking it looked shit, just another take on the TOS
The J. J. Abrams films were entertaining as action movies, but they weren't Star Trek.

Nu Trek is a complete reboot that completely shits over all the previous shows and created a completely different show that looks different, and made it into this bleak depressing shit with endless LGBTs and diversity. It has absolutely nothing to do with Star Trek, no continuity at all. They just stole the name in order to try to leach off its popularity, but it backfired since Star Trek don't watch it. It's mainly watched by women.

>>83378772
I'm with this anon here. Show a screenshot and prove it, I've been asking for a few days now and he's still not proven it. 5 seconds out of your time Turkmong.

Not going to lie, I message escorts with hearts and shit and tell them I'm inexperienced and never had issues, I'm also autistic and its obvious when I speak. escortmong is probably particularly repulsive in some distinct way

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>>83378700
as quite the socialist (yeah i look like those guys, don't bother), i remember when the 'SWs' tried to unionise.

i know prostitution itself isn't illegal and it's all about solicitation, but surely they SHOULD therefore be sole traders? and i'm sure they're all accurately reporting their earnings. and not joining a union (how does that even make sense?)

>>83378787
Yes I know I figured it out a while ago.

>>83378802
I find him completely insufferable to talk to. I imagine everyone in his life does.

>>83378795
>It's mainly watched by women.
Thing is I've literally never met anyone who has watched any of the nu-trek shite. Who is watching this crap? Why is it getting greenlit by executives? Boggles my fucking mind.

>>83378804
Prossie I know does declare her earnings, has an accountant and just says she's an entertainer or something like that. Manages to get tax write offs for Botox and nails and shit.

>>83378795
So what interested to see what Picard is like seeing as it's somewhat a continuation of TNG, haven't got around to watching it though, I was hoping it would come on Netflix but with Star Trek leaving Netflix in january I doubt that. Not paying for a paramount plus subscription fuck off.

Why is everyone so fucking dumb lads? Everyone is stupid. Just fucking parroting the same ideas and talking points they read on social media. Like fucking programmed robots.

Hardly anyone reads books, evaluates and develops their own ideas. Go to a comprehensive school with a large catchment of council estate kids. It is like watching shaved chimps with clothes on. Fucking cavemen. I worry it goes beyond fucking parenting. It is like a solid third of our population have actual serious learning disabilities. Another third are just boringly dumb and conformist. 1/6 are intelligent but very very conformist and not really intellectually curious the final 1/6 have some intellect and actually care about truth.

Everyone is a fucking easily manipulated retard gobbling up fucking slop like a cretin.

>>83378786
You sound like a faggot addict who is in too deep to realise how fucked he is. You know cocaine causes literal brain rot and zopiclone is a gabaergic as bad as benzos right? Ketamine also destroys the bladder. All for what, an hour or two where you get le high, imagine being excited by that like some little kid sipping alcohol for the first time lol

Your vendors will get raided and leak your address btw Pathetic addict cunt

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>>83378747
>I'm sure she doesn't like being called mate A.
i dunno, seems like the sort of thing she'd find funny.

we had a laugh about that anon's sex idea last night. i could just show her all these posts and we'd be in hysterics, but tbqh that feels like taking the piss out of YOU guys (which i don't want to do.)

>>83378755
aye was surprisingly pleasant. no rain, no wind. wandered along the river and through the woods.

get yourselves out for a walk lads

>>83378814
(((Larry Ellison))) Multi billionaire has a 12x net worth and has an infinite amount of money to throw at it all. Thats why it keeps getting green lit.

>>83378825
Yeah most people aren't worth their weight in soap and couldn't think their way out of a cardboard box. This has always been the case it's just that two things make it worse today:
>1) We have massive, truly gigantic state apparatuses that exist solely and purely to provide and nurture and proliferate the underclass of retards in society
>2) The internet and mass communication makes it easier to see the retards than ever before

Drug takers should be shamed and bullied more frequently. Degenerate fucking losers.

>>83378814
It's actually not very popular at all. It's one of those situations where super wealthy Jews are willing to use enormous amounts of money to push an agenda. Making something that's popular isn't the point for them.
Same reason all these movies that everybody hates and make a loss at the box office keep being made.

>>83378770
There is a slight issue.

She only updates her profile when she is available. She hasn't put January dates on there yet but she invited me to pre-book a date in person.

This is why I am stuck. I either do nothing and wait or message again. I am relying on her remembering.

>and is terrified of you
Why? If she was terrified, why would she have met me again for a second time? You are being laughably dramatic.

>>83378849
I worry that the only long term solution to this problem is some kind of eugenics program.

>>83378825
>NOOO WHY ISNT EVERYONE LE FREE THINKING 4CHAN RACIST LIKE ME IF YOU ARENT A RIGHTOID THAT MEANS YOU ARE LE CONFORMIST!!!!!!

>>83378822
Don't watch it. I watched a few episodes, and whilst people like Picard or Seven of Nine turn up, they are not actually Picard or Seven of Nine. It's the same actors playing different characters with the same name

And the Klingons are obviously not Klingons. None of the tech is Star Trek stuff. They just made a new show and stole a bunch of names. I watched 3-4 episodes of STD before abandoning it.

>>83378834
Ooh someone's grumpy today

My number one hot take is that eugenics is the most important thing for humanity. We just need to sterilised everyone that was below set 3 in school.

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Morrisons has brought back my FAVOURITE cooked chicken but now it's swimming in water.

i've had four packets now so i can confirm it's always damp. just shrinkflate the fucker, don't add water.

>>83378802
I am not, I am at least average looking, average height, good hygiene, no health issues, not a drinker or druggie.
Yeah I have poor social skills but I am always polite, punctual, honest.

I mean if prostitutes think being polite is creepy then there really is no hope and I just don't get it.

>>83378863
She just said that to placate you and appear nice, whilst in her mind was thinking "I'll never contact this guy again".

>>83378867
You say that as if it's a bad thing. Eugenics is by definition a good thing. You could in theory just revert to neutral which would be slightly positively eugenic over the long term, but the problem is that currently most governments around the world are actively dysgenic and see every underlying principle that leads to the dygenesis as being morally good with no limiting framework, that's why it's so disastrous.

>>83378871
I am not racist. My ire is directed towards the white working class of the uk primarily. They are like fucking monkeys. Just fucking cunts that wrecked classrooms and threw food and shit then went on benefits as soon as they left school.

Me? Just gonna have a lazy day. Wash the bed covers and play video games.

>>83378881
Eugenics are about looks, not intelligence. You are probably ugly and coping by telling yourself you were the intelligent master mind in secondary school lol, pathetic faggot you literally spend your life browsing 4chan, you are not a scholar and never will be

>>83378746
>to see if I chase her
you probs would because you're a fucking wrongun, probably the next generation of serial killer you lad

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>>83378825
A-levels were optional when i was 16. one of the AS levels was something called 'critical thinking'. everyone took it because it was only one period a week, and you basically got a free half-A-level at the end of it.

me? i wanted to keep the free period. i'm quite happy to live my whole life without ever thinking critically, thankyouverymuch.

>>83378888
I do not think eugenics is a bad thing. I think it might be the single best thing a country could do. I would go so far as to say that eugenics might be the main moral goal of an ideal political system.


The issue is that it will never happen. Richard Dawkins literally just tweeted that, even though he abhors eugenics, it would actually work in practise. People lost their fucking minds.

Eugenics makes you a fucking monster in the eyes of normies.

>>83378899
I am intelligent and handsome.

No eugenics are not just about looks you cretin. Major eugenics programs in the past have always focussed on intelligence; intelligence is a highly heritable trait.

>>83378911
>I do not think eugenics is a bad thing
why? people like (you) wouldn't be around lad? think yourself lucky it isn't a think and we allow the mentally retarded like yourself to be around.

>>83378899
No they aren't.
Eugenics is generally improving the gene pool by selecting for the best traits. That could be disease resistance, intelligence, health etc.
You focus on the liberal hysteria alone "oh no designer babies, they want only blue eyes" etc when that isn't really eugenics.

Eugenics makes perfect sense and is a good thing. We've actually had the opposite for about 70 years (dysgenics). The least intelligent and most diseased people are reproducing the most, funded by the successful intelligent people who are no longer reproducing.

>>83378894
i mean intelligence is the one thing that's almost random in a way. we don't live in a meritocracy. obviously posh public schools have thick kids, and scummy comprehensive schools have smart kids.

if you look at a classroom full of kids and see a bunch of disruptive yobbos, i guarantee you there are also quiet swots who just want to get on with the lesson. and frankly, being a teacher sounds like hell (i must reconnect with mate D some time, he'll have some stories...)

>>83378911
Well a big hurdle is that eugenics will again by definition not obtain support from the majority unless it's incredibly limited in scope. I agree that arguably the only moral goal a state could potentially strive towards is a eugenic platform of sorts, everything else is mostly meaningless or illegitimate. But yeah, sadly most people are too stupid, low quality or immoral to accept that eugenics is a good thing. The post-1945 world order is truly evil.

>>83378886
And all because I told her I was a virgin before her?

I have to laugh.

>>83378934
>And all because I told her I was a virgin before her?
YES YOU FREAK
GET IT IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTED CUNT
YOU'RE A FUCKING WEIRDO
GET
A
FUCKING
LIFE

>>83378934
No, it's your attitude, the things you say and how you say them. You give off serial killer vibes due to how obsessed you are with her.

>thing X is good
>oh yeah?!?! but you personally benefit from thing Y and would personally lose out in some way if X was a thing, how do you square that circle?!?!?! hmmmm?!??!?!?!

What is this kind of argumentation? It's almost like the 'but I didn't eat breakfast' type of arguments; so retarded that it actually takes you back a little and becomes difficult to respond to.

Weird how many super alpha brainiacs are on 4chan

>>83378894
Aren't you that paedophile lad teaching English in Asia?

>>83378949
We're just sapio, you wouldn't get it

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Why are wages so stagnant in this country lads? I look at jobs I was paid 25 grand for a decade ago are STILL paying that exact same wage, despite the cost of living rising massively since then. It's honestly mad how fucked this country is.

>it would be beneficial for humanity if the bottom third of people in terms of looks, intelligence and health did not reproduce
>BUT DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT YOU'RE IN THE BOTTOM THIRD HHHHMMMMM?!?!?!?!?!

Again, hard to even know what to say, it's like they refuse to engage in good faith with the points being made.

>>83378941
Bullshit lad. She would not have seen me for a second time if she thought I was a serial killer.

>>83378963
Not sure lad, I realised the same thing then suddenly my mentyelf got very bad and they said I am a schizophrenic so now I don't have to worry about wagie things x

>>83378963
Good, wagies deserve to suffer. Become a neetchad on benefits or get righly exploited by the opt-in slavery system because you are a retarded faggot

>>83378963
Mass immigration has depressed wages, while increased the cost of goods and services because productivity has not kept up with population/demand. The immigration and economic environment of reduced productivity are both direct consequences of consciously enacted government policy and both can be undone, the government just chooses not to.

>>83378950
I teach in Rwanda and I like distinguished older ladies.

>>83378967
Probably freaked her out when you were like

>Babe...I want to tell you something tender and true. I was a virgin when we met. You took my precious flower, and I am so glad I gave it to you

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alright geezas x

>>83378974
>it's the brownoids

Lol of course lad

>>83379000
Longlegs was a weird film. Not bad or anything just sort of weird, not for me.

>>83378974
Mass immigration, plus inflation and increased taxation. Doing business and even just existing in this country has become expensive.

Don't forget that the government paid everyone to sit locked in their houses for 2 years and paid businesses to not do anything. Any wage growth now doesn't even come close to making up the loss of value in the currency from all the money printing.

>>83378970
>everyone becomes a neet
>no work is done
>no tax money for bennies for neets
>neets all starve

Good gosh you really need to be sold into slavery tbqh.

Remember to take your finasteride or dutasteride.

No fin leads to hair loss, hair loss leads to balding, balding leads to literal death by suicide or spiritual death by being worthless to society and yourself. You are automatically dead at that point. Balding is the literal death of your humanity

All men statistically go bald eventually, its just a matter of when, and by the time you notice you already lost a lot of hair.

Take the finasteride or suffer in the future- your choice.

>>83379002
These posts are all so tedious lad.
>>83379004
Yep, it's worker supply, monetary policy (including statutory spending) and regulatory environment. It's not magic, it's not some woe-is-me story about how the English have lost their spirit, it's real material changes that have been brought in and have real, measurable consequences. They can be undone, the government just chooses not to.

>>83378967
>my beautiful darling, you deflowered me
>I must see you again, you are my betrothed
>my sweet love, why have you not responded to me
>you bitch, you PROMISED you would respond
>how dare you not reply, you said you would contact me on this date and you did not
>I demand answers to why you haven't contacted me yet. I demand justice.
>this is not right and I have spent weeks upset about this.
This is totally normal I'm sure

>>83379014
>These posts are all so tedious lad.

Yes your "teh brownoids, teh government just needs to get rid of the brownoids!" gibberish is VERY tedious

>>83379023
Okay mate. Anyway...

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>No fin leads to hair loss, hair loss leads to balding, balding leads to literal death by suicide or spiritual death by being worthless to society and yourself.

It's tedious that we still have people defending mass immigration and saying "no we must have as many browns as possible".
Literally every single problem we have could be solved by closing the border and deporting people.

Lowkey I actually think that institutional slavery might be a reasonable solution to the neet problem.

>>83378991
>>83379016
I didn't fucking say it like that. I said

>"You know last time I said I was inexperienced, well I was actually a virgin"

She opened her mouth in surprise and said "no way".

Then she hugged me and gave me a kiss. I said "thanks" and she congratulated me.

That was it. I didn't give some emotional speech.

She asked me if I hadn't had much luck dating, I said no because I lack confidence. She agreed it was a lack of confidence and then said I was good looking and dressed nicely, so idk. She invited me to make a booking for January.

This is why my brain has been churning for days. She was outwardly nice but how can I know what she really thought? This is why I am in a bind.

Please stop mocking me lads :(

>>83379014
>They can be undone, the government just chooses not to.
how can they be undone lad? brown people are actually not a cause of a lot of issues in this country. The causes of issues is all the corruption and bureaucracy, which has nothing to do with immigrants.

A good example is fixing potholes. The council has to outsource it with companies, who then outsource it again to the people who actually go and do it. There are so many steps involved that it ends up being expensive before they even step foot on the road to fix the hole.

The same issue happened with the HS2. Just tonnes of bureaucracy that cost millions before they even laid down a single track.

This country is just fucked lad and it isn't all brown people's fault

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>>83379030
He knows lad, he's just trying to rile people up. Even actual pro-immigration political commentators know it's all bullshit and is essentially just a ponzi scheme that they want to keep ticking over until they die and it becomes someone else's problem (pic related).

>>83379030
>I could solve every problem Britain has, it's all so simple, I'm smarter than everyone in government
>What's that, apply my massive intellect to fixing my own depressing life? Oh ho ho no I won't be doing that

>>83379041
You make yourself an easy target for bullying, but OK I will stop for now.

Young men aren't working because they can't get pussy. Simple as that. All the average looking lads I grew up with are neets now. Due to hoeflation and such, average men are doomed to inceldom. Why work if you cant get pussy? All this talk of wages, blahblahblah immigration blahblah is just cope. I'll never work until pussy is accessible to average men.

Were you a bully at school?

>>83379052
I'm an average man and I'm not an incel. Neither are any of my mates. Have you considered that you might be below average? Potentially far below?

>>83379042
>brown people are actually not a cause of a lot of issues in this country
They are. Basically every problem (economy, unemployment, low wages, housing crisis, homelessness, environment, traffic, water shortages, crime, rape crisis, rubbish everywhere, declining educational standards,...) is because of their presence here.

>>83379042
Okay lad, I'll take the bait. I have never ever claimed that the only source of problems is immigration. That is obviously untrue. Immigration is, however, a source of problems, one of which is depressed wages. Do you accept that a massive increase in the available labour pool will decrease average wages relative to inflationary pressures as a result of supply and demand in the labour market? If your answer is yes, then that's all that needs to be said - deport a bunch of the unnecessary imported people and wages will improve. If you answer is no, then we literally cannot even converse because we live in different realities. This is an economic fact. Make of that what you will.

>>83379052
>Why work if you cant get pussy?

The options should be work and be able to eat or not work and starve to death. We need to put fear of starvation back into the minds of the lower classes.

>>83379060
Lad you are a very stupid mong. The funny thing is you think you're intelligent. I am glad your life is mediocre.

Any Babylon 5 chads in?

>>83379064
Vagina is allergic to you

>>83379072
zathrus liked seasons 2 to 4

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>>83379060
>>83379064
>give you a reason why it's not actually immigrants and it's more the fact that stupid old boomers are damaging this country with corruption and bureaucracy
>umm no its actually brown people
nice one. the brown people arent even taking your jobs lad. do you want to work in a petrol station or at a car wash? Or doing JustEat deliveries? cause that's the only jobs they do.

The people doing actual jobs and fucking about all day are white people. I see if in the office. You have white Stacies being paid 40 grand a year spinning about on their chair doing "HR"

>>83379075
I'm married, lad. But you do you.

>>83379030
Deport these cunts from the UK and watch everything get fixed almost overnight:

>anyone over the age of 70 who needs medical attention more than 5 times a year
>anyone unemployed for more than 1 year
>anyone unemployed 5 times or more within 5 years
>anyone with an IQ below 100
>anyone who identifies as LGBT or engages in LGBT sex acts
>anyone whose ancestry can't be traced back to the UK for at least 6 generations
>anyone who takes, sells or possesses class A drugs
>anyone who is convicted of 3 or more crimes
>anyone who is convicted of a crime carrying more than a 2 year sentence
>anyone who insults His Majesty The King or the Royal Family
>anyone involved in the creation, storage or distribution of pornographic content
>anyone involved in the gambling industry
>anyone who creates or joins unions
>anyone who promotes fake science like vaccines or climate change

>>83379072
No but there is a shutin babbyman.

>>83379072
Considering going to the sea me x

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>>83379070
My life isn't mediocre, and I am actually intelligent by every metric. But that's irrelevant anyway. You resorted to insults because you have nothing.
The lefty denial of reality is so tedious. Pretend to understand nothing and defend a bunch of contradictions. It's dishonest.

>>83379082
Lol you're obviously not lad. Unless you're the weird lad who is in the sad loveless marriage to the negro, I could believe that

>>83379080
>40 grand a year spinning about on their chair doing "HR"

The one at my work only ever does anything during the xmas party. That's the only time she has any work. Once a fucking year. Bitch.

Fixing the country and telling other men how to get pussy from the boxroom you post from 7 day a week 16 hours a day is it, champ?

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>>83379082
>married
sat on britfeel at 4pm on a saturday

>>83379092
Of course your life is mediocre lol. You live in a grim little house, in a grim little town, working a grim little job, watching every penny you spend, coping by pretending to be "intelligent" when the material facts of your life prove the opposite

im richer than you lad dont worry

>>83379092
Post bank account lad.

>>83379093
Why is it so hard for you to imagine that someone is married? I'm honestly curious. I have a very happy marriage to a lovely white girl, not a loveless one to a negro.
>>83379103
Yeah she's getting her nails done right now and I'm at home just chilling, watching youtube, browsing 4chan, what's the issue?

>>83379117
No she isn't LARPING TWAT.

>>83379106
OK enjoy your little troll sesh. What you've said has nothing to do with what I said, you've having a little meltdown by making things up about someone you know nothing about. Boring.

Must be absolutely grim the level of spiteful mutantism that people who foam at the mouth at the very mention of lowering immigration or sending immigrants back home have. Hard to even form a theory of mind of such people.

>>83379117
It's hard to imagine that someone in a happy marriage would be posting angrily about immigrants on 4chan at 4pm on a saturday.

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fair enough lid.

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>>83379113
I have tens of thousands in my bank accounts.
Why does that even matter? It's all so tedious. People lose an argument and then get obsessed with making things up about people as it's the only way they can "win" is by insults.

Even if I hadn't done well for myself, immigration would still have had a negative effect on the country. It's a factual position backed up by the data, not a personal one.

Country is filled with spiteful mutants. We need and authoritarian regime with a strong eugenic breeding program.

>>83379139
>>83379142
coor didnt know britfeelers were well off

>>83379126
It's all true lad and you know it.

>>83379151
It's just inspect element screenshots lad. These guys are like low level IT workers on less than 60k a year, crippled by a mortgage on a shit deanobox

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Bet you lads are really jealous

New Retro Katie video
>New retro Katie video
New retro Katie video
https://youtu.be/xvtH2yyFuR8?si=esjtyMnSyoBscCWt

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>oh you think immigration is bad
>I just made up a bunch of untrue things about you, so what now chud
kek

>>83379041
that is fucking grim reading
any self respecting lad wouldn't have posted this
get your head sorted
wouldn't be surprised to see you on a nonce sting soon if you cant get this escort you fucking peado

>>83379161
You are so bitter. Have you ever thought why you have this hysterical breakdown and coping session whenever anyone says they don't like immigration?

>>83379142
i get my 1200 tax free benny money monday, same every month. council paying for me house, leccy is cheap sub 80 a month, don't pay council tax or gas, not paid water in over 5 years. 1k a month to spaff on what I like de lid after foodies x

>>83379167
>I demand people dox themselves otherwise they aren't allowed to comment on immigration
It's all so tiresome. In your mind is it an amazing argument to do this stuff? Do you imagine it convinces people, or is it just to placate your feelings

>>83379179
>You are so bitter
From the guy who blames brown people for all of his problems? Lol

>>83379170
How is that grim?

>>83379198
I don't blame brown people for my problems.
I blame mass immigration of any colour of people for the country's problems. And I am right. You have no defence other than insulting me over and over.

>>83379186
>I make inspect element screenshots of money and say "It's all so tiresome" again and again whenever anyone mentions brown people
>What do you mean you find it hard to believe that I'm happily married?!

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>>83379142
Is that it? How old are you?

>>83379200
admitting you're a loser?
get a grip lad

Going full scale Helperlad tonight. On the Heineken and organising my DVDs. Might have a tug to a VN later too. It lush. Five percent beer just how it should be.

>>83379054
good question, this. i want to hear answers from the 'yes' lads.

i think i could be passively catty in a group if peer pressure kicked in, but i never actively bullied anyone. i was some in-between chav-emo hybrid. not popular or cool by any means, but when the less-self-aware kids kept saying shit that got them bullied, i always tried my best to de-escalate it.

i'm sure i did all sorts of cringy shit myself i wasn't aware of, was definitely on the geeky side. but i managed to blend in well enough that i was never really a target myself.

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>everyone posting on britfeel at 5pm on a saturday has hundreds of thousands in the bank

HOWLING

>>83379212
Oh aye get them in alphabetical order like mine are. Autismmaxxing let's go.

I was bullied at school cause I'm part Chinese. They used to call me chink. Got me down right badly it did.

>>83379219
What's that inspect element thing I've heard about, somebody who is more knowledgable than I am might know a thing or two about it.

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ffs forgot I had 10 squad battles to do before bed tonight
in a bit lads x

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Me? On 28k a year with me database admin job. Takes me 30 mins to drive to the office and back. No WFH allowed.

>>83379208
I'm not married. I haven't done inspect element.
Why does it even matter how much money I have? You are the ones that bring it up. Same with the intelligence, I never mention it, you are the ones that keep telling me I must be stupid, but there's no way to defend against silly insults. I could post IQ test results, or my degrees, but you'd still claim it's inspect element or Photoshop. It also has nothing at all to do with the thing being discussed.

You derail things immediately because you have no counter-argument.

>>83377799
>tfw type shit into excel all day but have incredibly rough hands full of calluses due to lifting with rough iron bars

If only you could stop being lonely and poor by simply making a fake screenshot of your bank balance and posting "I'm married, actually" on /britfeel/

>>83379223
Nah mate don't go that far. Try and have all ny boutiques together and 4Ks separately but becomes a melt due to my archaic organisation. Corrrr, would love wall to ceiling for alphabetisation.

i have four figures in my bank account, but it has a minus symbol in front of it.

>>83379211
Everyone here is a loser.

>>83379226
Mad. If you were a female you'd have chad's cock in your arse.

>>83379235
rough that, im on 30 and I can do 2-3 days wfh a week and I do fucking nowt at home, I do nothing in the office either apart from watch youtube or read books online, about 15 mins away on foot at a brisk pace.

>>83379236
Lad if you were intelligent you'd have a good job. I mean an actual well paid one. Not some mong academic journal grammar checking job that pays fuck all

>>83379256
Zzzzzzzzzz
I do have a good job. You do not know me. Try something else.

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Amazon accidentally doubled up my order so now i have more 7 Up, kitchen roll, and nasal relief sprays than i'll ever need.

Just got in a bottle of the ole dead man's fingers. Cosy night in for me.
Now to find a game to download.

>>83379245
ive got 12,700, getting back paid from joblingtonberstein this paycheck with a slight pay rise, shant be spending it on anything because I live in permanent fear of it all collapsing so must hoard as much as possible.

>>83379255
Grim lad. What do you do? Public sector?

>>83379261
What do you do for a living and how much does it pay?

>>83379276
Not gonna say because it's irrelevant. Find something else to talk about.

I'll post that I'm on however much and you'll come out with "mate, unless you earn XYZ you are a failure" etc. It's boring and I don't care about this pointless discussion.

You are not going to convince me that Pakistanis raping kids is a good thing by talking about what my job is.

Dunno how folks can sit in an office all day and do nothing. Id genuinely be miserable. Gotta keep the brain and body busy tbqh
That said if you like that youv got a great job. Different strokes and all that

>>83379265
That's lush that de lid. Enjoy.
>>83379267
Oh yeah? Is that a dark rum? More of a spiced rum lad me. With ginger ale. Even the smell of dark rum like Kraken makes me feel sick to be honest. Don't mind whiskey though, usually a Jim Beam lid. Ginger ale and lime it lush. Heineken tor tonight though.

>>83379290
You're not "gonna" say because you have a braindead job running spellcheck on academic journal articles and you make about 40k a year

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think i'll put on the first Kaiser Chiefs album and enjoy listening to it.

hope that's OK with you lads

>>83379272
civil service, its quite comfy tho doing nothing really all day, I get be to a quasi-neet leeching off the government like I used to. Pick which days I go in, start time can be 6-10am so its not rigid, no one really monitors my breaks either. Would be wank full time in office I think id just not work if that were the case.

>>83379295
I find the office more tiring than when I was a national trust park ranger, used to be doing all sorts of odd jobs all day and I'd never be tired but mid day in the office I have a nap

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>>83379301
No, I don't. But believe that if it makes you feel better.
I'm not allowed to have an opinion on brown people because some mong on /britfeel/ made up a job and salary for me.

What's your job and salary lad? I wonder what the cut off is to be allowed to discuss immigration according to you.

>>83379296
It is dark yeah but it's very different from kraken. A bit more fruity. Used to loce kraken but it gives me a bad hangover so I don't bother.
Was gunna go for the classic Morgan's spiced but they only had litre bottles so this is a nice change.

>>83379315
Yeah I believe that. Staring at a computer screen all day isn't good for your energy levels at all.

>>83379324
>No I don't, actually my job involves far more than spellcheck and I earn 41k a year

You are a mong lad

>>83379305
fair play lad i had an idea it would be the public sector. seems all anyone does is sit off and get paid. no wonder the country is in a state. private sector doesn't let you get away with it since you have to make people money otherwise people start getting laid off

>>83379337
wish park ranger jobs paid more but its all minimum wage, id still do it if they actually paid a decent wage

>>83379348
Where did this spellcheck for 40k idea come from? Is it someone else on britfeel that said it before and you have me confused with them, or is that your job and you are projecting and can't imagine in your head that someone could earn more?

>>83379355
What kinda work did you do? That would probably be right up my alley desu

>>83379358
It's that you have said it before on /britfeel/ many times. And I find it so funny that you are so ashamed of yourself that you're denying who you are. Although that's the first logical thing you've done

>>83379351
I fear the private sector, I dont mind doing stuff on my feet all day but putting shit into excel but actually being forced to do it the entire 8 hours sounds abysmal, think id rather work down a mine.

>>83379370
>but actually being forced to do it the entire 8 hours sounds abysmal, think id rather work down a mine
aye its a bit grim tbqh lad. luckily, my manager sits in another room so i can go on the occasional sneaky reddit browsing. sometimes ill go for tea breaks and full the kettle up fully so it takes 5 minutes to boil and i jus5t look at my phone in the kitchen. gotta skive somehow.

I've decided I am not gonna chase the escort up. I am 99% sure she has brushed me off and I am not gonna give the cunt the satisfaction.

I think I might just give up. I had the idea of waiting until January then asking her when she is available for new bookings but what is the point?

I also might just give up entirely on seeing prostitutes, idk. I feel so utterly dejected that I fail to see what the point is.

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>>83379366
You have me confused with someone else. I've never said that. I've never worked for an academic journal, and I earn a lot more than 40k.

You've obviously had a similar meltdown over immigration to more than one person before. And just spent an hour shitting the bed posting "you earn 40k for an academic journal" over and over to someone who it doesn't apply to.

It's really all you've got isn't it?

Although it was pretty stupid of me also to keep responding to such dumb shit, I just didn't understand why you had such a strong belief over what my job was. Off to play some video games now.

>>83379302
For me? It's their second album de lid. Loves not a competition.
>>83379329
Fair dues lid you drink it straight or mix it? I enjoy rum with orange juice or ginger ale.

>>83379392
Of course little lad. You're running away now because I've got the completely wrong guy. lol