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Really bad art restoration version
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gilf appreciation thread
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Everyones horrible to me just because im trans.

People glare at me with pure hatred, its really bad
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>>83380614
Other one is shite. I think I will stay in here thanks.
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Prefer the Tesco edish personally
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>>83380638
Deleted it mate
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>>83380626
good lord you can see her breasts!
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>>83380635
Do you look like retro Katie?
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>>83380640
a moments silence for the tesco edition
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>>83380649
No ofcourse not, she mogs me.

I dont think you can appreciate how ugly i am
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decent edish. though i concur with >>83380640
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Gone mental for olives. Eating them by the tubful
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I'll make one on /bant/ when he starts his baiting and pwning, gimmicks, spam and routines.
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>>83380644
No don't think I will. Besides the community has spoken by posting in here not the other shite version thanks.
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>>83380646
always nice to have some tits in the thread (other than the usual lads hehee)
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>>83380669
I was saying I deleted the Tesco edition mongboy
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>>83380663
Everybody's a critic.
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>>83380544
before the council put the new lights up this (>>83375511) pathway always had crime in it. general yobbos up to no good.

a year or two ago this little lad gans "hoo m8, u a poof?"
i just said yeah. but i had to think about it, "poof" is a quaint one at this point. also what can you say to a 13-year-old? i'm now an admitted poof who talks to children on the street. fuck.
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>>83380649
Retro Blad
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>>83380679
Oh I'm very sorry, I must have mistaken your message. Please forgive me.
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against my better judgement i have secured another warehouse job. it seems i am doomed to move goods around for the majority of my life. very grim
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>>83380664
you'll turn italian at this rate
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>>83380688
looks absolutely fucking nothing like me. I'm offended that you've likened me to retro Katie.
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Can you lot keep your spackers on a leash please one of them has been spamming /brit/ for ages
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>>83380673
thats a clip from pretty baby isnt it?
>(other than the usual lads hehee)
lmao
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>>83380679
that's odd, because I deleted the Tesco edition
funny old world, eh?
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>>83380662
Mate I'm joking you can't be worser looking than retro Katie fucking hell
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>>83380705
do you have long hair?

i dunno, i feel like bigger lads fall into certain categories. you're already the geeky gamer type, but are you some metalhead too?
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>>83380635
Post girlcock sweetie
lets see it
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>>83380711
aye, never seen it. any good?
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>>83380708
Apologies it's escortmong. He's cross posting his inane comments and shitting up our threads as well, he gets upset if you ask him for proof of messaging these tarts on adultwork.com
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>>83380719
Used to, shaved it all off and had a buzz cut since 2018. Absolutely not a fucking tranny though. Lo
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Not had a dvd update in ages. Has the well run dry for our DVDlad?
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>>83380737
He knows lad he's not new here.
>Questions your appearance/age/build/height/weight/sexuality/emotional state/income/living arrangements/living conditions/relationship status
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>>83380727
not really. its kind of noncey
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>>83380713
I am worse. People spit at me all the time.

Everyime i go out i hear "thats a man" every 10 seconds. I havent been outside since January 2025
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>>83380756
Think you might be schizophrenic love?
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>>83380745
probably ordering a copy of pretty baby as we speak
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>>83380721
Dont be vulgar

:(
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>>83380769
its not vulgar
i want to see that feminine penis uwu
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>>83380737
>Absolutely not a fucking tranny though

Protesting a bit too much
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Troon gimmick
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>>83380763
No, i dont imagine people throwing beer bottles at me
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any updates for escortlad?
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>>83380808
disloged a pube from his teeth and choked to death
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Most posts in every thread replies to every post if he can turn it into a troll, bait or introduce one of his gimmick dollies, including his own posts
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>>83380827
>Most posts in every thread replies to every post
run that past me again
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Pluribus episode 7 has "Tobacco causes cancer" written in the corner of the screen.
Is that part of the episode, some genius insight I'm missing, or is it something to do with the rip I'm watching?
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>>83380850
BRAVO VINCE x
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>>83380850
Ah never mind it's gone now. Is this a thing where Americans can't show smoking etc without a warning?
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fancy a ham shank de lids, any talent that will get me going?
no gingers or slags x
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>>83380850
wasnt on my rip
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can you request for things to be deleted from Facebook, if you don't have an account?

there's a picture of me and mate A from one of those nightclubs where they take photos. i'm clearly off my tits on eccies. I WANT IT DELETED.
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>>83380877
Will you just fuck off fucking normie. I am sick of hearing about you and mate A, mate B, all these women you have out with, the parties you go to, the gay sex you have.
Just fuck off.
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>>83380877
yes but only things like personal like phone number or your address. a picture with you in with others isnt considered personal, espically if you were in public
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time to look at HAPPY things now, like today's Wordle. maybe we can't unravel the great mysteries, but we can take joy in solving simple puzzles.
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>>83380890
i suppose so, but i've seen "i'm in this picture and i don't like it" as an option for (i believe) Facebook. more of a courtesy thing than following the law.

i mean depending on who runs the page it might even a message, "hiya mate, could you delete pic #33? it's me, don't like it haha."

weird that you'd need an account though, rather than there just being some email address.
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didn't get today's Wordle.
sad.
especially if the solution is what i think it is?
double sad.
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>>83380729
It escort larper you mean.
The way to really annoy him is to remind him the closest he comes to being a real person with a personality is getting (You's) for the imaginary people he makes up in his head.
lol
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Why does motorpoint hide all the car regs, fucking pain to find a car. Just want a simple car, for fuck sake.
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>>83380808
No, I am still waiting for a response :(
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wonder if any poor lad has been named randy in the last 20 years
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samir youre breaking the car
we will not fanish
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>>83380984
https://youtu.be/jVno7L-zfRA
pablo did indeed break the car my lad x
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>>83380949
He was absolutely delighted that he spent 12 hours of his day to get 29 (You)s by posting as fast as he could from 2 devices, all just to 'rile' up BN about not having children that he doesn't want.
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>>83380960
finding quite a few of them:
https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/search/officers?q=randy

Mrs Alaraj. you knew in 2005 that calling your son 'Randy' was a terrible idea.
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any updates from HHL?
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>>83381047
Ooo err
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>>83381047
some women just want their sons to be picked on
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>>83381102
He drank too much. Shit his pants again and forgot about it. He'll appear once he's sobered up a bit more and remembered where he is.
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state of rNHS de lids x
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>>83381104
cor i wouldn't mind an appointment with a RANDY COOK

(appointments has two meanings!)
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>>83381122
i dont get it, its just 4 women in a pub
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>>83381163
you're everything that is wrong with our country lad x
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Might start choonposting soon
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>>83381102
His neck grew.
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>>83381122
cor, if mate A has another work do with job 1 (NHS) rather than job 2, maybe i'll crash THAT one.

get all free drinks and thanks because people assume i'm some hospital worker.
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>>83381177
cor please do, i've not listened to anything since Kaiser Chiefs - Employment (as in, earlier today, not since 2005)
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Trans rights are not the same as human rights actually babe
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>>83381203
explain what you mean by this, please.
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Anyone named Peter File recently?
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What are we thinking /britfeel/?
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>>83381224
hmm. i think i'd have to go round every registry office in the country, one by one. do you mind waiting?
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Jeff Taylor, king of the boomers
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Ne1 else on milk arc n.n
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>>83381236
i've got all night pal
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>>83381227
i WILL read this article later, but, yeah. look at Spice Girls. it's selling Britain as a product, like a trend that does good numbers overseas.

utterly manufactured. which means all that 'girl power' shit is fake too, and the punks/feminists of the day said as much. Kenickie called them 'Tory cunts' on stage (and now Lauren Laverne is what she used to hate).

as for Oasis/Blur/etc. it's just a mish-mash of styles that were also trendy, and another attempt at a Beatles style 'British invasion'. we all know the artists behind them are fake as fuck, like the Blur lad with his vineyard.
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>>83381260
Oh aye choonposting hours x
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>>83381250
Used to love drinking milk when I was a kid. Drank carton after carton. Mum had to buy smartprice skimmed milk to stop me from drinking it. It worked.
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>>83381250
Glass a day man mesel lad
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will never get over this track lads. biblical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va4OyeQHbr8
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Honestly might just go to bed soon lads.
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American spelling on subtitles its a travesty
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1 spliff a day keeps the evil away x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAGGkYmi-ek
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>>83381282
I feel weak and dizzy. Not eaten since 2pm might be related to that.
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corr just been hanging out the back of rRuthmong de lids x
no im not letting you have a turn
mmmmmonday club lids x
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He smells like fish
He stinks like pish
He's a stupid nonce
And also a ponce
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seeing danny brown live next year oh aye x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spfsdpuvUyQ
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>>83381179
This looks edited to me
Not hundred percent sure tho
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>>83381312
I only had a half an apple, grapes and a cold tescos samosa for dinner. Going to make myself a nice big stew tomorrow morning though since I know I will be starving.
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I am Danny Dyer
AMA
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>>83381279
As far as other tech house i fink the same w this 1 https://youtu.be/WCcj-8d_K2M
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>>83381369
r u the hardest man in britan
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>>83380889
agreed, becoming increasingly more annoying. his VERY unique POSTING style has become rather grating. what if he were to NEVER post, would it be a better thread?
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>>83381275
Semi skimmed? n.n
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>>83381369
tell us the story about the bloke who showed you the aliens
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Feeling sad tonight
Posting sad tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cThgt17kjC0
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>>83381305
weird when it's British films, too. just wrong.

although sometimes i watch classic non-English kinos and i'm delighted to see the subtitles are in British English, clearly by a British person.
i'm sick of animes where the characters 'go to the bathroom' when the characters are CLEARLY saying 'toi-re'.
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>>83381369
what does jarrods arse crack smell like?
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>>83381177
choonposting, you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbxyKR1P8vA
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Why do troons love milk?
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although, i remember one fansubber winding /a/ up a lot because he did more localisation than usual. e.g. if the anime characters mentioned Nico Nico Douga, he would put 'YouTube'.

which to me is just incorrect, as information. if an American series features characters talking about going to 7-Eleven, i can figure it out.
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Gold top milks
Jersey cow init
Moo x
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>>83381444
mate C loves milk and he is not a troon.

maybe people just like milk?
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>>83381462
Oh aye used to have that when milkmen were a thing.
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lads how do you get over the fear of sucking cock and just go do it?
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Nonces and troons with some of you. Cant think of anything else
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>>83381177
>choonposting?
https://youtu.be/tNy-sqj7BCc?si=Pho0nDmxjoCg5eWu
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>>83381483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYlhAyAO280

you can do it anon :)
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Not one 1 friend ;_;
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Jst a comment I enjoyed last night on a episode of Night Cops
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might go for a nightwalk you know
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>>83381530
go for a nice nightwalk lid, i hardly ever do them anymore because i just cant really be arsed, just be careful of saturday normies out and about
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>>83381483
never understood the fascination of someone sucking a cock, likewise getting it sucked.
Corr love sucking some piss choob
humanity is fucked de lids x
bet ruthmong don't like it either x
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>>83381530
do it lad! if it's not too blustery where you are.

i did it last night with a friend, and it was good fun.
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just annoys me when there's nowhere open. night windows at these things, the guys are dicks.

>can you make me a mocha on your Costa machine? i swear i'm not drunk.
>no sir. please stop asking.

i don't know how Helper does it.
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Just watched The Notebook and the ending made me cry, its so romantic
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>>83381530
Do it. I cant walk, make the most of your health while you have it
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Thread of the worlds biggest freaks you lot should be locked up and forced to perform in a carnival
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oh piss. Crosslad/someone/anyone, quick, do i make this hit choccy Options Belgian choc or mint choc?
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Lad in his 30s, lives in a care home
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Find it quite endearing that fkr my mams christmas present on thr front my sis wrote our names in order of age even tho that puts her name last n she's the 1 that bought it albeit the 3 of us split the cost but she arranged it all. Ave always done the same on cards n stuff if its a collective purchase.
>>83381597
Would go for mint personally n.n
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honestly is amazing how the escort left me feedback saying I was "lovely and handsome" after the first meeting and met me again quickly after, yet now I've told her I was a virgin, she clearly is gonna ghost me

women absolutely hate male virgins
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>>83381597
mint choc one is disgusting, go normal
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Gna go watch this film nao n.n
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Wanna watch Avatar 2 but had a little bit of cider so too drowsy, it not right
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lad in his 30s, addicted to drugs
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oiv eaten too much haven't i, fkn barely move
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requesting medevac, i dont fink im gonna make eet de lods
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>>83381627
thank you, on that mint hot choccy now

>>83381631
yeah it's a bit sickly. but that just means i've left the normal for later
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>>83381713
but apu, you're quite the hecking chonker. maybe it's time to unleash 'Operation Katamari'.
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>>83381653
is it can be film timez nao?!

what are you watching?

>>83381674
if it's anything like the first one, that won't matter. all style and no substance. at least The Phantom Menace had characters and a story.
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https://youtu.be/4rxW6jCbhmA me when theres a tiny spider in my room
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womfiest doom mod?
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>>83381768
HDoom
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>>83381716
what book you reading with that choccy?
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>>83381772
c0rrrrrr
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https://youtu.be/rc_WTcK2-rA n_____________n <3
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TOTAL FUCKING LOSER HOURS
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Going to send SSM a Christmas card next week. Need to let him know we all miss him.
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>>83381855
Not for me, I like these hours
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Got another escort booked for next weekend lads
Fuck it, we're moving on from the blonde cunt
This one is also a GFE one, not as many reviews but all positive
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>>83381863
because you're a total loser
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>>83381864
I can't wait for you to become clingy and her to blank you
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>>83381857
sure he will be on the christmas scrounge soon my lad
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>>83381871
That wasn't the problem, the problem was me saying I'm a virgin
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>>83381857
Put a picture of a fish on it with stink lines, hehe
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lol @ the fishy stink lines
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>picrel: my dream gyaldem
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>>83381864
what's her name? if you're yeovil way I can give some gooduns your way
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>>83381881
give up the larp, mate. you've provided no evidence despite being asked multiple times.
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>>83381891
nowhere near Yeovil sorry mate
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Just been down chippy for some warlic and chips. Thought best to put something into me system.
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>>83381912
you're larping then my lad x

>>83377556
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>>83381922
Cold out there lad I wouldn't have gone out now what did you get
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>>83381935
That wasn't me, I don't live near the Southwest
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>>83381775
Scarfolk Annual 197X.
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>>83381922
Fatty fatty boom boom
Eating all the chips
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>>83381994
Unnereving piccy ~.~
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He's got a personality to wreck now when will footlad start posting >_>
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>>83381716
i bought that book for my mate for christmas one year, i contacted the seller saying they'd sent me a library edition not realising the stamps were a part of the book, so they sent me another one lol
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>>83381941
can you not read, mong? fucking idiot. fucking READ, you fucking cunt
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>>83382033
Had a few drinks tbf lad leave it will you
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>>83382052
no worries lad, just thought it'd be fun to fly off the handle at something inconsequential x
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>>83382014
it just full of useful information and fun activities for the kiddies of Scardale (c. 197x).
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>>83381374
Yes

>>83381383
So we were off our bonces on Charlie and he showed me

>>83381429
Sweaty fahkin nonce mate
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I heard Danny Dyer was in
Is that right
Well excited if so
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>>83382074
Is this aposed to be a punishment x
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Presumably the longer I go without messaging the blonde escort, the better I will look?
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It's time to shut up about the escorts that have ghosted you
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Remember when I was 17 my gf running up behind me and putting her hand in mine simple pleasures
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>>83382150
>when I was 17 my gf running up behind me and putting her hand in mine simple pleasures
I honestly think not experience young love has mentally broken me
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>>83382025
they actually got me too.

some good graphic design, there. i know 'a coffee table book' sounds poncey, but that'd be a good'un. something fun to flick through at will (FUCK photography).

i've seen picrel in a bunch of charity shops, fair enough, i liked the sketch show. bought it for 3 quid. the writing just isn't funny, but the design of it is nice (lots of fake documents, parodies of websites, that type of thing)
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>>83382166
And the sex is lots even if you're both not very good you make up for it in energy and recovery
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>>83382101
every time you sin, God installs another white LED lamppost somewhere
(see >>83375511 and >>83375810 ;_;)
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>>83382101
>aposed
bruh
come on
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>>83382150
A cute lassies perfume mixed in the winter air wi bonfires smoke n candy floss stalls
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Anyone else captcha go to 6 characters? Does this mean my IP range is dogshit?
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Thinking about using an escort but scared of turning into escortspastic
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poking around my old hard drive, and this was certainly a find ( ._.)
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>>83382220
I've never posted on 4chan what do you mean
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>>83382220
sometimes it changes and fluctuates. here on /britfeel/ i've even had it say i no longer need to enter a CAPTCHA.

go on >>>/v/ and go to reply to any thread. check the CAPTCHA there.
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>>83382204
The hospital factory prison dimension. It not nice. n.n
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>>83382203
Fucking painful knowing I missed out on this and I've only had sex TWICE, both by paying
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>>83382298
Gross, id never be with a man that paid for sex
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The story of the haunted blu ray player. Makes u fart really loud then u die 0___o
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For me it was Most Haunted
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>>83382332
Yvette gies a kiss pls *slurp slurp* *licks yvettes face* *rolls on the floor liek a dog* *licks yvettes shoe* Oh soz yvette that wis a ghost..
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>>83382332
Living tv channel wis so kino.Most Haunted.Bravo channel. Ngl I really believed n wanted most haunted etc to be Real. Cold spot ghost possession. Nessie. Spontaneous human combustion. n_____n on the early internet days when we had dial up. I ws on sites for Orb pics. Like orbs in old pics thats ghosts. Lol thats not even a thing now is it? With digital cameras. And the website Psipog that said it can teach telekinesis etc. Good times. Mind going on ghost tour in Edinburgh wi my big sister around that time very fun day.
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>>83382310
>Gross, id never be with a man that paid for sex
Why?
If I had remained a virgin you would say that's weird too.
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>>83382298
>I've only had sex TWICE, both by paying
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>>83382397
I was mad for it I loved the live ones where people would email in or whatever it was like a livestream before that was even a thing
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Used to get 8 (eight) sachets in the Nescafe lattes now you only get 7 (seven)
FED UP with this shrinkflation
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>>83382426
No need to be a cunt
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I'll miss this place when bongs get banned. Had good times here.
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Yvette still going strong hunting ghosts wi her daughter. Based af https://youtu.be/P6elovHJ8yI
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>>83382460
sorry to be that guy but these are AWFUL anyway.
i sometimes get the double choc mocha ones. can stir them into milk. like hot chocolate, with instant coffee, how bad could it be?
then has that horrid Nescafe tang and aftertaste. "urgh, there it is."

doesn't take long to use something like a cafetiere or a even a moka pot if you aren't in a hurry. whizz up a latte or mocha yourself!
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Not even drunk
What was the point in drinking at all then
Oh well
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>>83382426
Leave him alone you meanie
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nonce hunters: britfeel edition
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>>83381864
Tell me you are bipolar without telling me etc etc
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>>83382523
can't you just be a bit merry without passing into DRUNK drunk?

if Avatar 2 is hard to concentrate on, load up a game you know. drive around in GTA or something. tipsy fun.
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Actually really annoying how people here indulge in tedious, boring larps every single time.
No, he isn't actually doing le heckin wacky thing XD.
He's just talking absolute drivel all day and it's all made up. Sad but true.
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>>83382554
Ehhhh I need to get kinda a bit drunk to tap into deeper emotions. Otherwise it feels like a waste. I could have some spirits I suppose. It Christmas.
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I do hope we get some proper wollox freezing weather this year lads, im talking -15c+ "we are all fucked" levels of snow
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>>83382591
Hasn't happened in 15 years lad.
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life aint worth livin desu
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>>83382586
Much obliged <3
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Saw a twitterxeeettiktok earlier and it was like
Zoomoids sad about something
They were saying meow meow meow meow like that AI slop song
Actually hilarious desu. Memes have reinvented language. Without thinking actual words they associate meme with emotion and it becomes the emotion
Meow meow meow meow
Based
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>>83382591
*sip*
remember winter 2010-2011 de lid? and the one before it too, i remember in winter 2010 barely anywhere in the country got above freezing for the entire month of december, was -15 windchill here(north west) one night and -7 at 12 in the afternoon
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>>83382555
what particular saga do you think is a LARP this time, lad? you've called it before.

if it's mundane, i'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt. Escortlad is actually seeing and messaging these women. but he also has a sense of humour along with the anxiety, so he's hamming it up a bit.

if someone confirms they have never even leave their room let alone visited an escort, oh well. i believed a lie on the internet.
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life shit
wanna die
get on dat dere bbc self harm grindset
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>>83382597
Mind that.Mams holiday flight got cancelled bc of the it.
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>>83382615
Well yeah you said it. It's an obvious larp. They come in here and just constantly lie and talk rubbish, trying to hijack the thread. And people let it happen. It's sad. Most "personalities" do this btw. Won't name names but they know who they are simple as.
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>>83382611
yes lid we are overdue at least something similar tbqfh , all the last few winters have been shit
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>>83382615
>Escortlad is actually seeing and messaging these women. but he also has a sense of humour along with the anxiety
then why is he spamming /brit/ with the same shite to drain as much attention from it as possible
with added ruthmong-esque MGTOWposting added in
it's bollocks lad
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>>83382645
People are unfortunately too low IQ and mean-spirited that when they see le heckin zany wacky thing their first instinct is to mock it. But actually, the real enlightenedpill is realising the larp that it is, and denying it attention. Corrr. Many such cases.
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>>83382560
>I need to get kinda a bit drunk to tap into deeper emotions. Otherwise it feels like a waste.
as in, this is what you want to do?

if I'm reading this right, then have you considered giving acid a try? it's like it strips away all the bullshit filters and shields we put up, even in our heads. not to say you don't have agency, you just get less pent-up.
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>>83382673
No I don't do that stuff. And I won't start now.
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>>83382526
>>83382461
freaks both of you de lids
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What drink has the most alcohol per ml at the lowest price in your local offie? Here it's Black Ace. 500ml, 7.5 percent at 1 pound 25. Few cans and I'm sorted.
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>>83382725
sounds like it can remove paint lad
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>>83382591
Want this too.

>>83382611
Sounds amazing.
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Always wanted to try malt liquor. Steel Reserve or something like that.
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I always think of that guy in America drinking Steel Reserve in his room
Off his face just like
FUCK etc
Lmao
Kino videoshire
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I'll tell you lads the truth. The escort told me I was the best shag she's ever had. There. That's what I've been holding back. Now I've finally said it.

I think she isn't texting back because she's worried she'll fall for me.
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>>83382403
Paying for it is 10 times worse.
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Just completed Astro Bot. Fun little game. Loved the god of war ragnrock level. We need more shorter games honestly, sick of every game being a million hours long. Tried to get into BG3 but too fucking slow and long. Waste of 50 quid and can't refund as over the 2 hour play time on steam. Feels like a bit of fresh air playing games like astro bot and hi-fi rush.
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>>83382888
Same, love short games.
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>>83382725
>>83382725
my old corner shop, it was the big bin of out-of-date drinks. so anything in a bottle/can, they did actually drop those 50p to a quid just to get rid of them.

i was an ale drinker, it usually gets a sour, metallic taste when it goes off. i've bought plenty without looking and then known from one or two sips. and then yep, BBE: two months ago. it matters, /britfeel/!

but if you can stomach it, those. otherwise (as best as i can understand the sitcom request), cheap vodka right? no-name brand or Glenn's, 1 litre, 20 quid, 37.5%.

although going by the original shop premise, Dragoon Soop. 8%, 500ml, pricemarked at 2.99 (often cheaper). that's like you're having two pints of 4% beer in each 250ml quaff of energy drink corrr
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Just want a fast hot dirty sweet lovin' woman
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No girl will ever look at me with a twinkle in her eyes.
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Do you really think she wants her photos to be posted here? Obviously not. So stop posting them.
>Inb4 drivel cope about how upset you are.
Don't care.
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>>83382950
I doubt she's wasting her Saturday night reading an incel board. She has better things to do with her life.
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>>83382965
Not the point whatsoever. What do you get out of your posts? Do you never feel any sort of embarrassment or shame about becoming obsessed with people who are literally nothing to do with you whatsoever? Not at all? Ever?
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People exist independently of you. People who have no relation to you have no obligation to you. How is this difficult? Where do you get this insane sense of entitlement?
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>>83382988
My whole life has been nothing but embarrassment and shame.
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Good shag that Indian lass was. Just got home and a bit lightheaded I must say.
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>>83383009
Would rather stay an incel than pork a jeet
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keep having these micro day-dreams. it's the zolpidems and zopiclones, mixed with the codeines, but i think caffeine and speed are playing a role here too.

i nod off slightly, catch myself. but it's like when you first wake up after a nice dreams "can't wait to go back to my mansio-" oh, right, dream.

but just minor things. like i was in a pottery class, and another that i helped set up book-signing events for authors. or just skills/hobbies. feeling is "oh yeah, that's what i do" and then a jolt awake, NONE OF IT WAS REAL.

speedrunning dreams 100% diaryless (drug-assisted)
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This one needs to be sectioned.
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>>83382927
Whenever I see her it just makes me want her fanny
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>>83383009
Ew you have smelly curry cock now. That'll take weeks to go away.
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>>83382988
>>83382997
his actions and posts are strange, sure.
but
would you say you've nothing 'adjacent' to this? i don't like the extremist version of this, shit like
>leave people alone.
>this includes looking at published photos/text online.
>you are not entitled.

i mean don't actually harass people, but i'm thinking someone you fancy. you might hit it off and get together, and then you both have stories like "...tbqh i don't like books much, i joined because you were doing."
(dishonesty in a relationship? red flag!!!)
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mental that its almost 2026. 2025 flew by and i did fuck all
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>>83383009
did she scream "oh bloody hell" as you were railing her?
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>>83382988
He is a goblin in his room he hasn't got much else, invasive and he gets a kick out of it and acting out on 4chan
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>>83383014
These drugs are fucking you up mate. I'm not saying this to be mean, but they really aren't good for you. They fuck your brain up permanently and you aren't supposed to take them long-term.

I'm guessing you aren't prescribed them, and get them illegally to use recreationally. It's not good.
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>>83383028
She definitely has a nice innie tuppence.
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>>83383044
Likewise. Feels like yesterday I was watching some politics livestream on NYE.
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Left this pace for several years because it made me miserable, came back for a look after seeing "someone" spamming /brit/ and I genuinely can't believe Ruthmong is still at it, like absolutely zero change at all. I thought he'd be dead by now or at least maybe a little bit different? Genuinely very bleak stuff lads.
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ruthmong before bed classic
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>>83383047
She's fit and enjoys it. Made her orgasm twice before I spaffed in her. We drank too much tonight tho.
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>>83383056
Smells great too
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>>83383070
I reckon there are multiple posters who pretend to be Ruthmong. The real one might have been dead for a few years, we'll never know.
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Don't care. Only one person in the world who's opinions I truly value.
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Ruth seemed lovely, wish I could have watched her videos before they got removed :( I'm angry at that stalker guy now
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>>83383106
For me it's Escortlad. He's the best poster here and only person I respect.
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>>83383128
For me? It's good old JK. We will see each other again in the next life. Until then I'm alone thoughever.
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>>83383098
There's a poster on outer /r9k/ who has been stalking some American girl called Bryn for years, he makes Ruthmong look mentally stable in comparison. It isn't actually that far fetched to believe that someone like Ruthmong could exist, especially on a site like 4chan.
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>>83383152
Who's JK
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>>83383070
3 years and he's still at it.
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>>83383159
That's a trade secret de liddinghamshire. But nah it's just my old mate, nobody here knows him so it's irrelevant.
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3 years of posting about Ruth's tuppence
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u see casa baha has bin cumpleetli gentrified
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going up to wolves tomorrow not looking forward to the train :(
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>>83383178
A top quality tuppence like that deserves to be mentioned
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>>83383054
i'm not as sharp as i used to be, but that's fine. not like i was a doctor anyway.

the memory loss is scary, it's given me the tiniest glimpse of conditions like Alzheimer's. core memories are gone or hazier. forming new memories is harder. things don't connect as stories how they used to.

but even that, you adjust. same way walking is more difficult as you age, or your eyesight gets worse.

the lining of my bladder is damaged and i'm just in chronic pain all the time. i could get a cystectomy but that seems excessive. some of those news articles mention burning away parts of the bladder?

i suppose there's also bladder reconstruction. get myself a shiny new neobladder, like the transgenders who get neovaginas and neopenises (indistinguishable from the real thing!)
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>>83383243
You know z drugs cause Alzheimer's right?
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>>83383256
That frog when i ws on benzos and z drugs every day fr 10 years ~_~
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>>83383070
That's what no pussy does to your brain. Can't blame him when it's impossible to get a gf as an average Male in this day and age.
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>>83383243
>>83383298
I would unironically kill myself if I was physically dependent on any gaba drug. I would rather be deaf or missing limbs.
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can't believe its the last time for John Cena my lads, gonna cry x
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It the Chika HHL derby later corrr. I should probably sleep soon, gotta go out don't I.
>>83383000
I wish that it wasn't. I really do.
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Canny find my stress amethyst
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>>83383460
lol a stress amethyst
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>>83383460
>Canny find my stress amethyst
hows this making you feel?
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>>83383451
oh aye
hope the lads turn up tomorrow
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>>83383537
Brunooo brunooo
3-0 Newcastle, nothing less will do
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>>83383537
he better, 1/4 of my acca tomorrow newcastle
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>Mackems think they stand a chance

hadaway, you lads
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Free feety free
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hey hey
hee hee
i make poo-poos and pee-pees
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>>83383310
I-is tramadol a GABA drug? Asking for a friend
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Guess am alone in this world xx
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would quite like chocolate/biccies
but i am also getting pudgy. jeans were falling off me last year, proper skellymode. now i'm struggling to close them up.

damn sweet tooth and takeaways. new year, might see if i can go back under 10 st.
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>>83383460
No signs of this However i did find my lapis lazuli bracelet thats quite calming energy anyways. Behind the sofa
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mate A was on about doing speed together tomorrow, dunno if she's still up for that but she took pregabalin in her own time tonight. was worried, but nah she's fine.

could get well into stimulants. all these miracle "cures" like ozempic when fat people could just do a few lines of speed...?
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Deep nostalgia tune fir me deep in my soul more than 20 years. n_n https://vocaroo.com/15RvOm8fmt6v
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Having 1 more cuppa n_n
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>>83384465
for me it's this quartz that's different colours, and has some tree/Yggdrasil thing wrapped around it.
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>>83384457
It is really hard to find Drive to exercise/etc in this time of year.I had a plan fr december but its not quite working so far.
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Enjoying my time, playing inthe grass, and your so mad x
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>>83384517
O thats pretty nice
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Frog when new year new me n.n
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for me it's a rosary
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Hi mum ~_~
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>>83384457
I quit takeaways because of the price and drop in quality.
>>83384522
I have the controversial opinion that if you have to force yourself to exercise you shouldn't bother. You'll never keep it up.
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of course, cool kids (of which i am one) wear picrel. bouncer gives you the shifty eyes and goes, 'i'm watching you, sonny,' and you're just like, '??? not a crime to wear a necklace, is it?'
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I want the bloody doom arc to end. No more forgotten. My future is not guaranteed like this, I will be put to pasture with unwanted kids. Got trichotillomania my ass, got several assholes giving me limerence for no requite, strife from death of my girlfriends and sexual denial for max sexual gratification of the person, got death scheduled even that I can't stand this and need to hang, unwanted and want to admit the horny and lonely, hope I don't cry my eyes out anymore that I cannot escape death from rape. I already did attempt with rope and pills but nobody cares. I hate everything.
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>>83384606
Thanx mr.motivator byt its not reallythe exercise thats the issue its going outside nd waking up before 4pm lol
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Ave never rly been in the stage of exercise required,,I jst lost weight like normal Until fluoxetine.Its new to me.
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Ngl,, If I may say so, This 1 of my fav movies ave ever seen.nd I honestly Felt like.How something is pro-HHL.I felt like this film is pro-x Its pro-me nd aligns wi my soul quite a bit.Rly enjoyed it.
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>>83384737
loved the original advert as a classic old-timey /x/ thing (like the Max Headroom guy and all the rest)

odd starting point for a film but i think i'll give it a watch some time, consider my interest PIQUED
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>>83384583
Qrd on hi mum?
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>>83384862
This show is a gid advert for banning alcohol
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>>83384862
was in some 'policing the streets at night' reality/documentary TV series a lad was posting clips of a couple of months ago.

will see if i can find it.
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>>83384797
Bro it is so good imo n.n
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oh it's a crossypost and he's just here

link the video, cross-kun
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nee pills have actually made me sleepy, probably because i also had energy drinks and that speed.

so now i'm on cleaning my moka stovetop coffee pot thing. the site is so insistent you don't use soap but there's coffee scuds on it and Fairy liquid + sponge just cleans it???

well, time to do their vinegar trick a few times. just hope i don't end up with vinegary coffee.
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What is nee pills n_n
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>>83384947
nae pills
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>>83384959
Uve got nae pills? x_X
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>>83384862
https://youtu.be/wbbadhnoFvI
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>>83384977
i've got a canny few pills. but nee pills have actually made me sleepy.

quite the conundrum, this.
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You ever get mega hangxiety and really question everything. Was doing a bit of coke as well as binge drinking last night and now I feel vile. Fat fucking spliff too at like 6am yesterday, didnt get up until 8pm last night. Feel like I'm some sort of sinner...
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>>83385049
shiiit. i mean i'm in a similar boat with my pills and speed and coffee.

just remember it'll pass, lad. and with drinking, make sure you get plenty of water in you. no time for paranoia spirals, only aqua.
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>>83385058
just sick of being a drugged out mong. honestly my issues always been drinking. was fine until about two years ago
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>>83385049
Girls jst wanna have fun x
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might go for a walk just before all the streetlamps go off
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https://files.catbox.moe/dh3npm.mp4 Me core x *.* ~_~
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>>83384567
I got some stamps of our lady n.n
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What fr my brekkie today mammy x
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https://files.catbox.moe/aukswc.webm Me core!
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Deffos me core n.n; x https://files.catbox.moe/95txp2.mp4
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Bettr get ready for bed i guess n.n;
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night crossy
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Wts for tea mammy? x
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>>83385342
Finish your breakfast first
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>>83385368
No mammy I want my tae right now right now.
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>>83385389
Be a good boy or Santa won't come x
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Crossy ejaculates on the carpet in the lounge and makes his mammy clean it up
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crossycore giving everyone seizures
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>oh that's a big stain, youre my big boy
crossy's mammy when she cleans the carpet
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Make or break kind of day for me. Pray for me, lads
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>>83385481
I pray 4 u bruh
Inshallah
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reckon i'll sleep now.

good night, friends
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>>83385413
Ok sorry mammy
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Hey lads just messaged her to have a booking in on Christmas Day, been sending her loads of messages but she isn't responding. If this carries on I'm going to be really upset.

I keep tipping her and still no response

What should I do?
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>>83385675
Not funny, waste of your time writing this drivel.
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>>83385675
Just keep messaging her there's nothing more you can do. Demand that you see her on Christmas Day otherwise the hourly tips will stop
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him got dat long neck
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>>83385682
Really? You think so? Recently I've been having this problem with my dick its all limp and wet and my balls have shrivelled up, I really don't know why this has happened.

Do you think she will mind? I hope not. It's about 2 inches when erect and my balls are a funny deep purple colour.
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why pay for sex when you can watch people have sex and jerk to it for free?
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>It's about 2 inches when erect and my balls are a funny deep purple colour.
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were never getting a ssm cex update again
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I will keep messaging her and sending tips in hope that she will respond. I'm in 350 pounds in so far and not had a shag yet, seducing women ifs really tough!

Might have to go to the doctors on Monday to try and get my dick and balls sorted by Christmas Day.

I hope it's a female doctor I would love it if she touched my dick it would be the first time!
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>>83385680
Whats so funny about it? I am dead serious about hiring her on Christmas Day, she better not have any arrangements that day otherwise my tips will stop!

Love donating money to women it's so empowering!
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escorts are just masturbation using someone elses body
waste of money and time
just jerk to porn
feels better and you can be as quick or take as long as you want and the women are hotter
leave the sex to real men and embrace the pornosexual lifestyle
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>>83385747
I disagree I've been messaging this escort for weeks now and every once in a while I get a response

My message ratio is probably 50 to her 1 or 2 it's really difficult to try and get her attention. What do you think I should do? Any tips?

Making love to a woman must be one of the best feelings in the world, I can't wait to do it!
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>>83385759
>making love
This BN larp has so much long term energy.
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>>83385675
Keep tipping mate, best way to go this time of year. Proud of you for doing this.
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>>83384932
Think sometimes you've just got to ignore the online purists about how to do everything. Pretty sure soap won't ruin it in any noticeable way. I've had people tell me I'm not supposed to put basically anything (sharp knives, pots and pans, cafetiere etc) in the dishwasher and I'm just like "fuck you" I didn't get this high tech device to clean cookware to end up manually washing the hardest and most fiddly bits. Everything goes in there, if I have to buy a new frying pan after a couple of years so be it.

Anyway hope your poor man's speedball has been going ok. I had some opioids last night and nearly nodded off watching that new knives out movie. Didn't think very much of it tbqh but might be because I was too eepy to pay attention.
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The quality of shite has taken a big downturn since the escortmong has been posting.
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Chat what does eepy mean
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>>83385781
Thank you I feel it's the right thing to do in order to earn her trust and respect. After all it's me that is asking for the service it's a respect thing you know?

Like I said I'm 350 pounds in now I might send another one soon in hope that she responds to me. Any tips on how to make women like you?
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>>83385792
This is just encouraging it further. Ignoring is best policy.
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Want to buy some low alcohol beers for xmas since I'm bad at pacing myself and can't just not drink around family. I've heard small beer is quite nice, but they want basically two quid for little cans even if you buy in bulk. Like that's a lot of money for essentially half a beer. Could buy those povvo brasseries but they're only really nice to drink at BBQs when they're super cold, doesn't feel right trying to drink them in the winter. Any suggestions for low (but not really low) alcohol beers would be nice. Could just do shandys I suppose.
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>>83385797
How much are you tipping each time, my friend? Same amount? I find the best way to get women to love you is to listen and support them financially, so make sure you maintain those tips and perhaps add a bonus since it is almost Christmas. Jesus is love. Buy her what she wants and then more on top to keep her loving you. Making love deeply and passionately is a wonderful experience and I too am looking forward to it happening.
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>>83385797
Mate you are paying her for Sex, you will NEVER earn her respect.
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>>83385759
Can I pay you to clean you up after you make love to our goddess?
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>>83385819
This is encouraging the larp. Please stop.
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This cunt is pretending to be me (Escortlad)
I haven't tipped her, nor have I sent her any messages since Monday 8th
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>>83385719
Weird spaghetti arms
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>>83385824
some of us enjoy the LARP
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>>83385825
This cunt is pretending to be the real escortlad whereas I am the actual escortlad. All others below here and above here are fakers. Very rude.
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>>83385831
Pretty grim and low tier stuff though
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>>83385817
I'm tipping around 25 pounds per time I think this is a fair amount to earn her respect. For me it's a sense of honour to respect the woman first when making the first move.
>>83385819
I can and I will. I will become a regular client so I can support her, hopefully my tips will go towards her family this Christmas after all I feel it's the right thing to do.

If I play my cards right she might come and visit me on Christmas Day.
>>83385821
No thanks! Only interested in tipping my beautiful escort that I'm messaging currently.
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Are you mongs this stupid? That is not escortmong, but someone pretending to be him.
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Doctors appointment booked online to have my dick and balls looked at before she comes. Does anyone else know why my dick is limp and wet also my balls are shrivelled up and a sickly purple colour.

I didn't get any responses before so I'm asking again if you lot don't mind!
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Leila Hormozi vs Charlotte DeVaney
Absolute bliss
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>>83385825
>since Monday 8th
That's quite a long time. Definitely more than "in the next few days"
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>>83385851
What are you talking about it's me escortlad. Just asking questions and advice from you lot on how I can seduced this lovely girl on Christmas Day.

Oh I can't wait, might send another tip after my breakfast.
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You are all cunts and I hate the lot of ya
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Leaving 4chan end of the year. Wishing you all well for 2026.
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>>83385808
I just bought some anyway, shame they don't do like a selection box of their various ones so I got pale. 24 cans of low strength tasty beer OUGHT to keep me from drinking 12 normal beers and being in a grim nasty hungover state for boxing day when I need to drive half way up the country.
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Just tipped my escort 30 pounds.
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10 people just got smoked on bondi beach
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>>83385866
Calm down babe it nearly Christmas
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Blocking 4chan IP come the 31st fuck the lot of ya, hope you all rot.
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>>83385875
Personally I blame immigration. Australia is lost.
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>>83385879
>>83385870
Two types of spastic
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Just put my tip in an escort
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Morning de laddingtons. Breakfast for me at 10am over at Highway 39 in north Cornwall. I will post a photo so you can comment.
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Just tipped our escort 46GBP
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>>83385864
We're not all brain dead. Your typing style is all off.
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>>83385906
Legitimately excited for this fresh new content.
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>>83385875
Early chatter saying it was 'incel'. imagine being a virgin in AU. All those half naked bikini clad women everywhere. Hell.
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Here guys I will tell you of my fantasy when she comes over on Christmas Day.

First I will start by kissing her hand telling her she is beautiful, loved and respected. I will honour her by kissing her on the forehead.

Secondly I would love to lick her pussy I only have 30 mins so I better make it count, I have no idea where the clitoris is I will have to find it on my way down.

Hopefully my dick and balls will have recovered by then, for me it's the sickly purple colour of my balls that is off putting. Girls don't care about size after all it's the heart that counts. I will ask her to suck my penis after I've finished drying it still don't know why it's limp and wet all of a sudden

And if I'm lucky I will be able to make love to her during the last 5 mins. I can't wait it's going to be the Christmas miracle if she comes!
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2026 garn be ace. Cannot wait m8. New year thread at midnight and we get to live it in real time. Wicked and funky stuff.
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>>83385911
>>83385892
She costs 250 pounds for 30 mins in call I'm thinking about tipping her another 50 pounds do you think this is enough?
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>>83385920
I am going to have the inbetweener breakfast.
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>>83385927
This feels a little low. You want to make an impression so a 60 percent uplift should be a good rule of thumb.
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>>83385937
Yeah you're right I'll do that then, thanks for the input!
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>>83385927
PS thanks for keeping us all posted - we appreciate it!
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>>83385941
Very welcome, my dear friend.
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Tesco edish next yeah
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>>83385931
Just the right choice I reckon. For me it's going to be a sausage, egg and hash brown bap at home. Black pudding is a rare treat.
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>>83385959
The mega is too large for me today but the bad boy bap is a possibility.
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Have YOU tipped YOUR escort today?
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Good morning lads, I'm here to shit up the thread all day, but I'll wait a bit until the rest of the regulars have joined x
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wonder if she still has boytoys at 79
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>>83385992
Morning laddo. QRD: escortmong-imitating drivel mostly.
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>>83385860
Yes, I know. Which is why I am pissed off.

Either.

1. She has genuinely forgotten.
Or
2. She was intentionally being vague.
Or
3. She has no intention to ever contact me again.

So what do I do now?

1. Politely chase her up.
Or
2. Do nothing. Keep waiting.
Or
3. Assume she has ghosted me.
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>>83385998
God damn those tits are luscious
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>>83386002
Oh aye, I've made a few escortmong type posts myself impersonating him for fun, but desu I mostly find the gimmick boring. I stick to the classics me x
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>>83386011
1 and 1. She is busy. Remind her.
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>>83386011
Hi did you tip before messaging her? After all it's the right thing to do.
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Soft launching my new tripcode
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Phwaor quite the night's worth of sleep this was, was it not X
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>>83385988
I think tipping around 20-30 pounds every few hours is fair. What would you do?
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>>83385875
sounds like there was a hannukah event happening on the beach
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>>83386036
Average it to 45GBP and go with that.
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>>83386026
So do you like pork a lot or something?
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Pervylads what would you call this body shape? Thick? Phat? Something else?
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>>83386058
Ok thanks lad. Going to message her soon and send another tip. She might have had a busy night and I wouldn't want to disturb her.
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>>83386017
I replied to her saying "no rush" but yeah I think 6 days is taking the piss a bit.

If she gets pissed off and ignores/blocks me, what should I do?

Also how should I phrase the message? Maybe like this?

>"Hi [Her Name], just checking in regarding our conversation on Monday about January 9th or 10th. You mentioned you'd send some time options in a few days. Just wanted to see if you've had a chance to sort those out. Thank you"

Does that sound ok?
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>>83386067
I feel like that bodysuit is doing a lot of work. I'd probably just call her regular chubby. Not excessive, I'm sure her body is okay enough underneath, but she's not thicc or phat nah.
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>>83386066
I really do mate yes indeed
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>>83386069
Just send her another tip live you have been doing so far
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>>83386069
That sounds bang on mate. If she does not reply then move to another lass.
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>>83386086
I am not that cunt. Someone else is here is pretending to be me.
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>>83386071
Chubby - got it. Thanks pervlad.
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>>83386090
Nah I don't think so why would anybody want to pretend to be you?
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>>83386087
Are you being legit? I don't want to irritate her.
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>>83386107
Why would I lie? She has left you in the lurch, not good for your wellbeing. Get some clarity.
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>>83386107
Only person you are irritating is us.
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Just sent her another message regarding her doing a call in on the 25th
>Good morning gorgeous, are we still on for the 25th? Just sent you another tip to make you happy I hope it helps out. Lots of love XxX
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Off to Highway 39 for a breakfast. Catch you all 10:15 with a photo.
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>>83386128
>Just sent her another message
Proof?
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>>83386127
Porklad getting the whole sausage in one as usual
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>>83386116
Well it seems like people here have been trying to bait me. Some here have been saying not to message her.

I actually agree with you, she has left me in the lurch. I will give her until this afternoon, otherwise yeah I'm just gonna message.
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I've lost track and all these escort posts seem to just be going round in circles over nothing.

How many times have you actually met and fucked an escort, lad?
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>>83386155
>How many times have you actually met and fucked an escort, lad?
Three times, two of which were with the same escort who I am awaiting a response from.
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>>83386146
I can't it's not worth me being caught by AW if she finds out she will end our relationship. I'm 380 pounds in with tips so far I can't afford to loose it all by sending a screenshot. Sorry.
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Escortlad should just go to parlours. Just walk in, pick your lass, go in the room, pork the girl's tuppence and then leave. There's no hassle or wasting time messaging girls that way.
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lads posting his breakfast will provide a refreshing change from the escort larp
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>>83386174
Brothels are illegal
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it not right what they did to are warwick
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Think SSM will return next week? It's going on week 4 now.
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>>83386231
he's gone. the fact that you knobs want him back he got exposed as a literal nonce shows your character
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>>83386206
A lot of police forces tolerate them and only raid ones that have trafficked girls in or links to other forms of organised crime.
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>>83386249
Marie was over 18 when he had sexual intercourse with her. If you were not anonymous he could sue you for libel.
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>>83386256
how do you even find them though?
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>>83386276
They aren't secret places, you can see most of them on Google Maps. There are loads of sites with reviews like UKPunting and Punternet.
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>>83386218
Lol midge
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>>83386294
what do you search for? parlours?
i know about Asian Massage places, but not ones with British women
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Girl I like doesnt fancy me at all and doesnt even remember my name most of the time

If I were a real man I'd have a chance with her but I'm a subhuman autistic retard so all I can do is goon to porn

This other girl I liked actually did end up with a very tall black boyfriend
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Warwick had a tiny wife and has tiny kids. He's really committed to the whole tiny LARP isn't he? Bet he has a tiny cock too.
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Just had shower now need to get sorted and head off out for this match.

IT FOOKIN DERBY DAY
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>>83386468
His wife died recently.
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I am on the verge of sending this message >>83386069

is it worth waiting any longer or fuck it, should I just send it?
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>>83386501
Have you sent a tip first?
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Bring back the Natalie poster
oh wait
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Finishing my coffee and going to pick my kids up from my mums, Mrs is snooring her head off still lmao
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Eating sommet rn me x
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No fuck it, I'll send another message. I will try this one what do you think lads?

>Hi beautiful gorgeous girl, are we still on for the 25th? I mentioned before that my balls are an odd purple colour I hope you don't mind. I sent a tip before of 40 pounds I hope you received it in good health. Lots of love my sweet rose. XxX

Sent another 40 as well by the way.
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>>83386526
>No fuck it, I'll send another message. I will try this one what do you think lads?
youre hilerious lad hope you keep this up all day
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>hilerious
someone is getting mong boi'd
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i cant believe i failed at being neet. two days i was out of work, i applied to 3 jobs and got one now i have to work tomorrow
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>>83386539
Silly bugger. You should have been applying for PIP.
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Any tips on licking pussy? I really want to honour and pleasure the girl I'm hopefully seeing on the 25th.

Just looked up where the clitoris is I never knew where it was before, it's nice to learn new things!

I think I need to lay off the messages for now she's not responding I hope I'm not giving her the cold shoulder, but I'm sending hundreds of pounds in tips shouldn't she be responding? She owes me that much I think! What do you guys think?
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How the fuck do you find brothels on google maps? I found one in the entire country.
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>>83386551
im a bad liar
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cute twink bussy oh aye
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Breakfastmong never posted a pic. What a minge teasing Bastard
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Trip to Aldi was ok, i got a bit spergy about 10 minutes in so only got just over half what was on the list, it was fine when i got there early ish, but then people started putting me on edge, not comfy.
I may go back before Christmas on the bus late in the evening or v v early in the morning.
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time for my bbc goon session/worship
black gods get sex
worthless scum like me can touch our little willys
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>>83386632
Wanking off to blacks, what's wrong with you?
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>>83386665
lots
im shit
thats why women dont want me
but at least porn goddesses let me watch
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>>83386561
Where are you located? I can find you some if you like.
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suppose I should head out for my run soon
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>>83386399
Generally they're called massage parlours in England and Wales and saunas in Scotland. Most good ones have websites with rotas.
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>>83386768
>massage parlours in England and Wales
they all look like Thai ones
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My local Thai place lets you suck their tits if you tip them.
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50 for massage and handjob at chinese one near me with one of the women
let me feel her up too while she did it
but then other time i got this other women who didnt name a price but was like "ho much you want to give me" and i had to negotiate
she was a bit pushy and asked if i wanted body to body and i said no then later she askd again and i said yes
just trying to make me horny and extract as much money as possible so i stopped going
first woman was bettrer but you dnt know who you get till you walk in and having to negotiate or whatever stresses me out
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>>83386264
Did you forget the fact he shagged his underage nieces?
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>>83386811
You can't be shy in places like these at all. You have to confidently say what you want and how much you're willing to pay, otherwise you get nothing extra
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>IT FOOKIN DERBY DAY
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>>83386822
Wonder why he went from town to town. Odd that!
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>>83386826
haway the spackems
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>>83386826
so is it a lgbt mens football team?
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>>83386822
There is no proof of that actually happening, it seems to be nothing but a rumour that was disseminated by the notorious troll Craig Cloutier.
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Fresh nu breadington soon, is it not X
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Cars fucked again, so classic that it gives up on me right before christms when I have no money and need to travel everywhere. Dadberg thinks it's an injector and has advised me on how to do some testing and it seems to be conclusive results, so at least I've got an idea. Garage will still charge me many hundreds to replace though and I'm too much of a wet blanket faggot to do it myself.
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>>83386931
>>83386931
>>83386931
>>83386931
important questions edition
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>>83386915
injectors are a right pain in the arse to work with lad, they need press fitted in and pulled off with some mad looking contraptions, not really a DIY job so dont get to annoyed about not doing it your self
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>>83386915
will the insurance not pay?



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