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winter cabin edition
frozen: >>83357177
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I want heated slippers
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Remember when epic rap battles of history were a thing?
https://youtu.be/RZliZbfM0Ek
Remember when Rucka Rucka Ali was a thing?
https://youtu.be/kvfUgCbnOKY
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toiletkun reporting for duty.
dissociative melty sunday edition.
I want to hike in the middle of a desolated snowy landscape with my husband. that's probably what peak male experience looks like.
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I watched that takopi original sin anime that got recommended and at first I felt sad but then I remembered that all the characters are women so they deserve it. Solid 8/10 anime
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I'm grooming a twink rn, gonna fuck him on the 23rd of December and post it in a r9gay server that I got banned from.

Wish me luck!
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>>83388114
I can't talk to twinks on discord they ghost me for not being chad
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>>83388174
Where do you even find them? The only place I ever did was randomly on 4chan a few times or gay porn servers
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how can we force gayboys to be straight?
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>>83388340
Pretty much everywhere I've found twinks just playing online games and I've found them over discord and I've found them on dating apps and I've found them on 4chan and all of them rejected me because of looks so they're pretty easy to find but actually getting one is hard unless you're chad
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I started doing nofap again and my weiner is leaking pre through my underwear and pants I don't understand how it can soak through so many layers
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I don't even cook sausage for my breakfast any more. I precooked smoked sausages, cut them up and then put them mircowave. Add some toast and bam instant breakfast.

A new level of laziness for me.
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PLEASE FANTASIZE ABOUT MY LEAKY SISSY LITTLE CLITTY
t. cuckbot
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>>83388469
Hey retard, there are anons like me who just eat canned food so they don't have to prepare anything you're doing so much more than I ever could do stop bragging about it thanks
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>>83388114
>member since 2016
>twink
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>>83386919
Buy some down booties for camping. Your feet will get too warm.
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I need shovel snow but I have no idea where my hat is. I'm going to have very cold ears.
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Trans women appreciation post
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American culture is centered around women. They have holidays for women. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free women. They listen to woman music. They elect a woman as their president. They dress and act like women. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from women. They post sassy gifs about women. They watch sportsball in worship of women. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of women playing sports. They use woman slang like "silly" and "moid". When you say "Rhodes" they're not thinking of the great British explorer. They're thinking of the woman. Their cities are completely overrun with women. They worship their ZOGbot lawyer force disproportionately filled with women and their global police force of HR filled with women. Their men sit around watching woman bawl while their women sit around watching woman talk shows. They worship women like Miley Cyrus and Kamalla Harris and Ghislaine Maxwell and the late Yoko Ono while attacking the whites who actually built their country before women took over. Their movies are filled with women and their music charts are topped by women. They send women to the Olympics and celebrate when the women win because those women are true red blooded american women. They watch lesbian porn to a point where "dyke" does not make them think of flood control but about female tits instead. They will tell you how much they hate women and how the "IT'S OKAY WHEN WOMEN DO IT" meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love women but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of woman loving women
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>>83388469
Smoked as in like kielbasa or stuff like that? Because that sounds pretty tasty though I just eat that stuff cold usually, that and summer sausage is super tasty even on buttered toast it would be or buttered bread with some mustard I'm sure that would be good too
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where are all my r9gay friends? how am I supposed to substitute healthy real life connections with online parasocial interactions now...
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>>83389837
last week i got a flat and it's been snowing every day since then, today i finally went and got a new tire put on my car and wouldn't you know it they put the wrong size on. LOL
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>>83388447
Didn't know meow was 6ft?
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>>83388504
Yeah meow is fat so he does have a big butt
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>>83389466

It just says smoked sausage though they do have a polish type next to it.
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Of course you are gay faggot losers.
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>>83389855
what the heck, get a refund and sue the heck out of them...
also snow in urban areas is le bad.
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How do you feel about the fact you are respectless trash? Does it feel good knowing that you are subhuman?
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>>83390337
I feel bad that people don't respect me because I'm not chad. It doesn't feel good knowing that I'm not chad
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What are gaybots up to this cold and snowy sunday?
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flicking boogies at my space heater
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>>83391020
getting laid and you?
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>>83391020
Playing videogames alone and watching tv alone while eating a can of soup like how I spend most of my weekends. I'm not gay though so not sure if this question applies to me.
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>>83391433
it does because you're gay and you're here
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>>83391546
I'm not gay and not gay people can post here to like for instance people who hate gay people because gay people rejected them for not being chad
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>>83391578
ooh you're the closeted-my-feelings-are-hurt-because-I-got rejected gay type
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>>83391603
I'm not closeted I'm open about my sexuality and attraction towards twinks I am straight not gay
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>>83391613
If you had said transgirls or femboys I might have believed you but twinks are gay full stop.

one of us, one of us.
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>>83391613
if twinks make your dick hard you're at least bi
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>>83391624
A twink is literally a femboy but without the clothes it is not gay in the slightest
>>83391627
Nah dude twinks are cute and feminine and appeal to straight men like me
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I'm gonna die alone and now I go online and I'm being told I have to care about the global fertility rate or literacy rate or global warming. Are you fucking crazy?
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>>83390337
I'm a virgin in my late 30's, does that make me respectless subhuman trash?
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>>83392270
yeah. Not in the most literal sense, but overall, generally? basically its over
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>>83392578
Why? why does such thing devalue me as a human being?
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>>83392270
>I'm a virgin in my late 30's

how does something like that happen?
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Odd question sorry if its out of place

I have been lurking here a while and its the only lgbt space I feel comfortable and at home browsing. I want to talk to people in spaces similar to here

sorry for the bother but does anyone have any good r9gay like spaces? itd be really cool to be able to talk in a similar space and actually make some friends.
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>>83393069
I don't have any advice because I'm not chad and I'm not allowed in any social spaces because I'm under 6ft tall so I'm not allowed to have friends or talk to people because I'm not chad
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Just figured out I'm bisexual. May I post here?
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>>83392908
>autism
>low self esteem
>religious family
>lots of bullying from school up to college due autism
>trust issues due bullying
>christian country so I kept myself in the closet since everyone hates fags
I never learned to socialize properly let alone flirt, I'm just scared of talking to people, I have been getting better at it but it has been really difficult, I'm planing to start flirting around with guys soon, I'm slowly getting a bit more confident.
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>>83393312
sure, as long as you're not a girl
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>>83393312
Depends, did you post here before? were you gay and now you realize you are bi or did you think you were straight and now you are bi
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>>83390337
God created the entire universe but will send you to eternal damnation over some butt stuff
Kek
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procrastinating making pie crust for the apple pies i will try to make laterr [first time]

>>83386785
>frozen
wow, the lowest reply count archive ive seen yet
very decent op, too... sad
i wish i had a snow cabin that had hydroponics and electricity and water and stuff so i could live there all the time

>>83388114
send invite
>>83391020
procrastinating yet again on learning an audio program and gaming
might switch out halo reach for dark souls 2, idk
>>83393069
hai lurkerr
the only other one i know of currently is like, fagbox, but its small rn and populated by a few very cute smart people
im also interested in finding more r9gay mirrors
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>>83393756
he was a funny guy especially in the old testament
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I'm going back into manual labor wish me luck fellow faggots.
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>>83393756
He also created women
Said woman immediately broke the one single rule and created the original sin
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>>83394256
>anon is in labor
wishing you a safe delivery
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>>83388366
Being chat is an attitude, you could fake it too, even if you lack confidence you can just pretend to be confident, that's what many normalfags do, deeply insecure individuals pretending they don't care what others think is a common thing.
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meeting average r9gay poster
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>>83388114
this is how you faggots talk to each other? holy fucking shit.
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WASSUP! I'm ur hella phat millennial boy fo shizzle no diggity. Just gonna get jiggy in this dope crib aiight, so don't be no scrub or you'll talk to the hand, psych! I'm a baller, bi-atch" bada bing da bomb, so take a chill pill.
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>>83394814
>WASSUP!
And yet millennials made fun of gen-z slang, the irony.
>>83394759
All fags do is is groom people haff their age. Thery don't feel any love for anyone, just mindless lust. That means, from a certain point of view, they're not really human.
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>>83393312
No. Get the fuck outta here and take these two >>83393497 >>83393523 retards with you too.
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>>83388114
>190cm Chad
Easy mode so sorry it doesn't count, where are you from btw?
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>>83394843
>And yet millennials made fun of gen-z slang
because our slang is just better

and we were here first
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>>83394843
is that why I can't find a loving husband?
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>>83388114
>i have a big cock tho
>same lol
>no immediate proof
uh huh yea sure
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>>83394873
>because our slang is just better
>and we were here first
This.
Zoomers copied the tone, intonation and word placement of millennial slang (merely changing words so "wack" became "chuegy", etc). Then they had the nerve to claim they had this new way of speaking no other gen could understand, it was naive + arrogant.
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>>83394933
>HURR DURRR WE INVENTED SLANG
Literally every genreation has slang dumb fuck. How fucking stupid are millennials lol? Maybe because you haven't accomplished shit as a generation you cling to "muh slang", its fucking pathetic. But I guess you're in your creepy old man phase trying to groom teenage boys amirite?
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>>83394961
That wasn't nice. Can you please dunk on whiny millennials a bit easier?
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>>83394843
>>83394873
>>83394933
>>83394961
Every single generation is retarded, young people are retarded, goyim are retarded and cringe, normalfags are retarded, you are all cringe.
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>>83395010
t. retarded wignat
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>>83395022
Is that supposed to be an insult? I'm a brown gay incel, I don't give a fuck what you think. Sorry my italian brainrot kid, I still think creating "new words" to replace old words is a really fucking stupid and cringe trend done by undeveloped minds who are constantly looking for brand new things withing their generation's "culture", all that "swag gem bussing literally based legit no cap" is just cringe lingo made by kids, cringe kids who "want to be cool, unlike the old men form last generation who are not as cool as us", it's a boring meaningless shitty cycle repeating over and over again, it wasn't cool in the past and it will never be cool.
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>>83394961
Listen retard, slang has a certain rythm
>Gen X slang
was It's drawling, lairheaded and lazy (think ted and bill)
>Boomer slang
Was anxious & high strung with a bit of sleeze.
>Cowboy slang
Was pragmatic and to the point
>Zoomer slang (and now Gen-A),
Is a copy of the intonation, tone and word placeage of y2k millennial slang. Its like how Radiohead's "Creep" copied "The Air That I Breathe" song.
...
As far as millennials haven't accomplished shit. They're basically behind 90% of the tech startups & social media sites since about 2010. And are the main workforce making AI.
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>>83395296
>As far as millennials haven't accomplished shit. They're basically behind 90% of the tech startups & social media sites since about 2010. And are the main workforce making AI.
So millennials haven't done jack shit, ok cool thanks. You can go back to grooming oldfag.
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You dumb jeet, I'm saying the whole economy is LITERALLY being held up by millennials right now.
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>>83395123
I think you are insane..
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>>83386785
i fapped to a really cute trap, doesn't mean i'm gay right?
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wrist blang, got a condo up in biscayne
still gettin brain from a thang, aint shit change
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>>83395369
you're only gay if you want to be
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forgive me father for I have samefagged
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>>83393445
Hue back at it with another fake story I see lmao
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>>83393799
>the lowest reply count archive ive seen yet
Newfag
>>83394409
Chad is this real?
>>83394848
Yes
>>83394933
Zoomers talk like autistic n words, they're the cringiest thing to ever exist
>>83395296
>are the main workforce making AI
A-are we the baddies?
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hmm...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdxfXwGvXRc

>>83395595
>newfag
yeah ok
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Trans women appreciation post 2
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this thread needs much more shotaposting
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>>83395982
[nuts on you
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First bunnymutt posts the piss then he posts the furry now he posts the shota the bunnymutt return is a return to tradition
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>don't eat food
>beautiful flat tummy
>eat food
>look pregnant
Ban all food!
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>>83396856
>eat food
>look pregnant
>tell bf you actually got pregnant and he must take responsibility now or else youll ask for alimony
>he will never leave you now
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what's worse
vanity or gluttony
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>>83386785
yo no ho ho homo but dassa qt af desk frfr
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>>83387848
>ignoring the whole reason I even watched the (sho)w in the first place
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>>83389837
4chan is just dead now. I was considering making a Discord server and trying to find friends like that.
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>>83397167
I don't get it what was your reason?
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>>83395982
You're not allowed to like shos anymore. Gays are NORMAL now. We totally assimilated into heterosexual society and now we have to deny thousands of years of queer history to make christcucks comfortable. Sorry chud.
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>>83397177
Naoto
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>>83397196
Cringe he was supposed to be some troubled child but there was no abuse he was just perpetually seething his entire life cause his mother wouldn't worship his every move and he was a pathetic little bitch. At least the other characters had actual problems and depth to them.
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>>83397214
Do children have to go through comically horrific anime abuse for you to empathize with them?
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>>83397240
No but he had no abuse there was nothing wrong in his life but the anime tried to portray him as just as troubled as the other characters when he wasn't and it felt completely off and made no sense
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>>83397246
How does the anime try to portray his suffering in the same light as that of the other kids? It absolutely doesn't.
The reason that Naoto is part of the main cast - the reason he ends up committing the same horrific acts as the "truly troubled" Shizuka - is precisely BECAUSE he isn't loved enough at home. Sure, he isn't exaggeratedly abused, but boys like Naoto are oftentimes susceptible to grooming IRL, because everyone craves love. The fact that his parents don't really care for him as much as they should makes it so Shizuka's affection feels really meaningful to him.
Stop being mean to the cutest boy in the show...
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I love gatekeepers of the 'shitty life' moniker. Just because someone wasn't beaten or abused as a kid doesn't mean their life cant be bad.
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>>83397438
>UMM WELL ACTUALLY HE SUFFERED TOO BECAUSE HIS MOM WOULDN'T FEED HIM PANCAKES O ALGO
>>83397492
>Listen bro you can totally have a shitty life even if you're 6'4" and regularly have sex with hot guys whenever you want us sex havers have it hard too man.
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>>83397175
post invite please. I'm looking for tips on occult rituals to summon a fatherly husband.
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>>83393799
what is fagbox like? Could you link to it? dont be greedy boy!
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got down to basically my goal weight and probably lost 30lbs overall and have a flat stomach and zero love handles but i feel nothing because i still have a 7"x5" thin micro penis. meanwhile chad can be overweight with a beer gut and still dickmog me effortlessly, and twinks and bottoms dickmog me whilst looking cute. it's never been more over. at least regular exercise feels good, but experiencing sex probably feels better (i never will because of dickflation, which is even more common amongst gays).
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>>83395531
>it's fake because I say so
You can't even pull out a single argument to back that up, dumb normalfag, you don't have thoughts.
>inb4 autistic people don't exist and no one can be this much of a loser, because I say so
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>>83397597
It's owned by Apostle and also dead
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>>83397690
I'll ask again, where are you from?
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I used to be str8 (nominally) but I smoked some crack and realized I'm an asexual homoromantic demagogue.
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>>83397754
Finland why
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>>83396554
I didn't know cuckbot started impersonating a dead poster again just like he does with meow but neither impersonation is funny because everyone can tell it's him because he can't help but project his sick fetishes into the posts because he's still angry they both rejected him
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Just saw a video of a dad kissing his son on the lips on TikTok. The video was about destigmatizing affection between dads and their boys.
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>>83397492
I live in miami and I'm poor I'm suffering much more than you can imagine
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>>83397968
>dad kissing his son on the lips
i mean if you want a zesty son that's one way to guarantee it.
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>>83397984
I want a "zesty" son but only if he's attracted to me
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I've been trying to court women so as to sonpill but they're all so godamn insufferable. I dislike them as people. Talking to them feels like getting raped. Why did Allah make sons accessible only to those who foster relationships with women?
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>>83397983
3ds, have you returned?
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CHINESE ARTIFICIAL WOMBS CANNOT COE SOON ENOUGH
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artificial wombs that produce only chad babies
we will be known as the last ugly generation
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>>83397690
maybe im normoid but who is apostle. if they are some pedo or something then Im not going near that shit.
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>>83398261
>Chad son
How is this bad
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in the future there will be gene modified chads from rich families and the poor will be ugly
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>>83397965
Bunnymutt didn't like the taste of chudbot's piss and rejected him for it because meow's tasted better?
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I had to shovel the snow and nearly died, my fat neet ass slipped on the sidewalk. It was all I could do to get back on my feet.

I'm tired, I'm sore (though I don't think I'm seriously hurt) and I know my leg/hurt will be hurting because of this.
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I just compared my testicals to a walnut in size and I've realized that my individual testicals are about 25% to 30% larger then a walnut
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i have reallly tiny balls
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I have reallly big balls and a tiny white pecker and my clitty is leaking
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how suspicious did anon look to get kicked out of an lgbt dating event
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>>83399053
He looked like he was under 6ft tall and got kicked out for not being chad?
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They had a penis inspection for tops and he was under 10inches.
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>>83397774
story of my life except for the thinking I'm straight part.
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>start craving waffles
>not that hungry so I decide I must have it for dinner
>mind set
>bored all day dunno what to do so ask mom to teach me how to make it
>add blueberries and cacao to the mix because why not
>best waffles I ever had
>mom agrees
>waffle maker goes boom
>electricity goes out
I take this as a sign I should never, and I do mean never, make anything no matter how quick and easy
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>>83399053
he had on a shirt that said "real tops don't suck dick"
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>>83399053
He kept saying he is homophobic and asking others if they wanna cuck him with bbc?
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>>83398616
Why is the top BLACK though meow?
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>>83399304
have you started wearing eye shadow and winged eyeliner since posting scara smoochie?
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>>83399366
You don't have to be so aggressive about it meow
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Haha meow said he is doesn't care about color of the dick he sucks this means he is obsessed with blacks and makes threads about them and not other dicks because canadian cuck obsessed with bbc said so haha
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first i got a flat tire and had to change it on the highway in the snow at night, then it kept snowing every day so i couldn't get to the tire shop and when i finally did dig out, they put the wrong size tire on it. so i had to go back again today. the tire tech called in sick so it took 2 hours to change it to the right size tire. i ordered burger on the way home for lunch and ended up waiting another 30 extra minutes because they "forgot to start making it." then guess what happened next. it made me sick and i shit my pants. huge explosion of poopy water. so now i'm doing laundry.
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do you think the uma musumes ever shit their pants? you think they ever get a rumbly stummy on race day and when they start running hard the exertion makes a bit leak and squirt out on their track briefs? just a bit of the yellowy brown water trailing down the inside of her legs as she struggles to maintain her pace?
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sorry. that was a strange thing to ask.
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why are you so negative about everything, shut the fuck up beta bitch
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Haha meow simp said sucking BLACK dick isn't about BBC and that sucking BLACK dick is like eating vanilla ice cream haha
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Next year will be a new era for me. ...For real this time...! I'm putting the energy out there.
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>>83399765
nope bitch, it ain't, haha, cry about it fag
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i'm so gay
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>been drawing non stop for the last week and eating 1 meal a day
>stopped jerking off
>only care about drawing more
cis male to ftm transition

Also this thread has been dead as hell without me, goddamn
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got one of my molars pulled last friday too. i forgot to mention that. tooth number 30. did storyanon ever get his pulled? this is my fifth or sixth extraction i'm losing count. i can't stop flexing on him hahaha
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>>83399542
Least unhinged cuckbot shitpost
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>>83400622
I didn't know meow was a fan of sylveon??
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>>83401332
just think. she cant stop running, she's got a race to win.
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Another day another frozen pizza.

>>83401154

Yeah I got the bad one pulled and I have another that might be saved but I haven't went back to have it filled yet. I'm probably going to wait and lose it too. So far I've lost 2 teeth, plus my wisdom teeth but those never came in properly.
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>>83397597
I love hooni

Also my bf irl is hooni (not really) but i pretend he is


Any discord server with gay only males?
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https://voca.ro/13H1JCmJrOU1
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>>83402326
I certainly wouldn't invite (you), degenerate sexhaver
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>>83402564
I don't know why you're talking about trannies on a thread that you admitted has few trannies, but you have a really cute voice. I'd be happy to listen to you talk for a while
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woke up at 4 am and spent 4 hours in bed imagining bad things happening crying like a bitch again award.
this wouldn't happen if I could have a fatherly bf to rest with, but my psychiatrists keeps giving me pills instead of what I clearly need.
anyone here does oil painting by the way?
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>>83402954
Thank you you're really sweet anon. Maybe i can post more tomorrow, let me know if there's something you'd like me to talk about. Goodnight
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>>83403424
>Sweet
Pool?
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dough made, cant wait to fuck up keeping the dough cold or filling the pies later lole

>>83397597
its kind of comfy, if you ignore all the christian phonk edit/christ is king stuff
>link
fagbox co za
but yeah, 7690 is kind of right, it is quite dead... atm...
>>83398284
he is the super #1 ultra christ-is-king namefag nigger
>>83399304
your waffles were so good, they tripped the circuit breaker
you should take it as a sign you should always, and i do mean always, make anything no matter how quick and easy
>>83402326
>gay only males
real, theres always t or f in them as well
want to make your own? O,O
>>83403368
how are you feeling atm, are you alright?
and noe, i wish i could do oil painting
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Meow attention thanks
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I'm drinking again
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>>83403734
Fagbox was always doomed to die. Too many troons.
>>83402326
Yeah. .gg/babyboy
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>>83403424
We don't need more voicewhores actually so maybe go to a vocaroo thread instead
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Greenwich is not the same things as Grinch. It's easy to get confused but Greenwich refers to a meridian while Grinch is a Dr Seuss character notorious for trying to ruin Christmas. Hope this clears things up.
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so whats it gonna be?
you wanna be a saint? [sainte]
or you wanna be a grinch? [grunch]
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Trying to do things that require effort feels like making a castle out of sand at the shore where first wave will effortlessly crush it and you'll be left with nothing but wasted time and enegry.
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>>83403734
hi FIS agent tasked with my surveillance...
you should know already that the new meds aren't working as good as they're supposed to and got a panic attack anyways.
I won't see my psych until January though :/
and who doesn't love oil painting... tenebrism then is mnnnghhsh
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>>83405098
hello, my subjec- i mean, frien- i mean uhm, person on my screen... haha...
sadness, though, maybe u havent adjusted 2 em yet, idk :(

goated fucking style btw, pinnacle of art
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>>83403424
Talk about a controversial opinion of yours. I'd like to hear you rant.
>>83404603
Barely anyone posts here. We do, indeed, need more voice whores. Who else is voicewhoring RN?
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>>83405758
No one pots here because it's full of bots and trolls and realrobots left. There shouldn't be more voicewhores I'm old enough to remember how voicefuckery ended up last time. We don't need more attention whores than we already have.
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>>83405774
How did voicefuckery end up last time, unc?
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>>83405774
this board was always some flavor of dogshit. the fact that people want to unironically pretend like this board was even halfway decent at any point is genuinely hilarious.
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everything has always been bad and everything is getting worse
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>>83405746
I'm telling you, these Jewish meds could be replaced by something better, but my (((psychiatrist))) probably wouldn't prescribe me that.
we should break into old masters art museum at 2 am, you and I.
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>>83405799
in terms of 4chan this place has been unfiltered dogshit for at least a decade, and i personally would have missed nothing important if i left permanently in 2012-2013. i should have.
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>>83405799
yea this is something i've realized recently. most people kind of assume that as technology advances and humans become more empowered we'll all live better happier lives, but it's a double edged sword. we're also empowered to do evil. as technology advances we're empowered to do more good than ever before, but also to do unprecedented never-before-seen amounts of evil. i keep thinking about AI powered torture devices that learn exactly what elicits the strongest responses from each person in order to tailor a custom experience to them personally.
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>>83405824
>we're also empowered to do evil
who is "we're"?

i assume you mean the elite mega wealthy because the vast majority of us don't control shit or own anything.
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like. what happens when we get self-replicating microdrones? and they turn the garbage dumps and quarries into smouldering pits swarming with intelligent mechanical insects. they'll spread through the cities and countryside and deliver painful incapacitating stings to anyone not marked by the government ID.
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i'm mostly okay with my body and face nowadays i think after losing the small amount of weight i had hanging on these past couple of years. my one glaring insecurity i can't kick is i wish i had an enormous penis instead of a slightly above average one. i think this is something every man who isn't huge down there thinks about though so maybe i'm just normal now in terms of insecurities surrounding my meat prison.
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time 2 bake the pies, im so excited 2 see how they turn out

>>83405808
ohh, i see...
stupid psych... grr...
also, id love that, would be so exciting to be HYPOTHETICAL partners in crime
til death do us art >:)
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how can I convince an obviously gay but closeted homosexual to come out and date me
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No, things don't worsen because of a vague "humans are bad". The vast majority of humans, like >>83405835 said, are not empowered to do evil. Things are getting worse because we exist under a system where a small group of people are incentivized to use insurmountably powerful technology to rape the majority for profit
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>>83406158
it's much more than a small group of people that believe in and adhere to dominance and hierarchy based organization, which is what fundamentally predicates that kind of system
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>>83406158
but that's human nature though, all civilizations succumbed to it
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>>83405793
Except it wasn't and you're only saying that because you either never been around back then or because you never engaged with it in a meaningful way
>>83405788
A whole country of new zealand got blacklisted from 4chan and dirty spics never recovered
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>>83406327
m8 listen to someone who has been here for the last 13 years. You're idealizing the past.
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>>83405843
>what happens when we get self-replicating microdrones?
Have you ever watched the day the earth stood still? Terrible movie but it shows what happens then.
The same thing that happened when the planet got self replicating nano machines. We call it life. Earth was never the same
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my one glaring insecurity is that i can't kick well with my left leg especially roundhouse kicks
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>>83406158
>small group of people are incentivized to use insurmountably powerful technology to rape the majority for profit
And we call them jews
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>>83395356
No reason, just me keeping an eye on a tall Chad
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>tfw no bf to make fun of for his feeble left legged kicks while I lick his pp
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>tfw no bf that can do the new captcha
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>>83406522
are you left or right handed: is this the lead leg or rear leg? assuming you're right handed and this is a weak lead leg roundhouse: strengthen your hip flexors. work them specifically on a frequent basis. chamber the kick and hang it high and get used to chilling there until you can just kind of stand like that. for like, five minutes if you want to.
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Destroy your dick december seems appropriate as I've been fapping 2-3 times a day at least which is more than I ever did but it's because I'm bored mostly
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as long as my country's government stands i will continue to NEETrotmaxx on disability gibs. if the government here dissolves or gets taken over though i will probably become homeless and die in a gutter like a dog. the elite's can have their unimaginable wealth and power as long as they continue to let me fap to huge dicks online without having to fork over government ID, humiliating myself and outing me as a self hating cocksexual prison gay.
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Gay bottoms are pure evil they don't care about personality they don't care if you're on the naughty list or if you spread christmas cheer or even if you're a grinch all they care about is the size of your candy cane and how many presents you will give them for christmas.

I also just confirmed yesterday that I do in fact have hyperspermia which I wonder if it has any correlation with my balls being larger in size then average.
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>>83408695
Why does meow have to be so mean and spiteful this christmas season?
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thought i was repulsed by northerners until i just got in a game with one who had the most handsome voice ever... feels like my entire identity has been shattered
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>>83399133
You've actually smoked crack?
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I want to smoke my fbf's nice fat crack.
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First time cooking dinner in a week, I am so pathetic eating fast and frozen food all the time.
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Need femboy bf that will eat out my ass after I'm done railing him. Please grant this christmas wish..
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If the bottom can do anything but lay there after you fuck him you are not a good top and he will replace you.
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Brad the shitskin spic tranny is posting in ftmgen again...
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If a bottom expects me to eat out his ass then I expect him to return the favor and eat mine.
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this general is so dead, boring, reused, stuck on the same theme and only kept alive by few retarded mumbling one note bots that no one even noticed hue coming out as a pedophile all for the sake of fighting agains heterosexual ideals and human decency yesterday
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Haven't posted here in a long while. I joined a furry server and tried to flirt with them and got failed miserably. Idk how you guys do this gay shit, I might be prison asexual.
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>>83408984
can you tell me how to cure a porn induced penis fetish?
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>>83409000
Try flirting with humans, gay homosexual he/hims f.e. and not whatever the fuck they/thims are supposed to be.
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>>83409000
I don't even get invited to gay servers because I'm not chad they don't want ugly tops even looking at their server
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>>83409019
Humans are scary. And now that I got ghosted by someone I caught feelings for, I'm feeling too demotivated to do anything now.
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>>83409021
I don't really care bro. Your whining sounds utterly retarded and comical. You don't get invited, you just join and say whatever. It's discord, you just talk to people with your fake online persona. This is my thread to whine in, not yours.
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I'm an avoidant unstable broken non chad bottom. The bf that will suit my type the most is a egotistic bpdish top-ish airhead. Where do I find someone of that ilk?
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>>83409038
>Oh look at me I'm chad and I join whatever discord server I want and just start talking with whoever i want!
Some of us aren't sex havers some of us are clittycels some of us aren't chad
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>>83409047
You don't need to be chad to say random shit on the cord. You're just a pseudo-sexhaver. The day after you download Sniffles is the day you lose your anal virginity
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>>83409057
Sorry I'm not gay I can't use sniffles like you can sex haver
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>>83409069
Oh you're not gay? Maybe you can lay some pipe at the retirement home, you fucking hetero quasi-sexhaver. You're probably an under 23 virgin. I'm a 33yo khhv, you have literally nothing on me.
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Bought some hard candies today and I wish I had one of those cute glass bowls to put them in them if I ever had guests I could tell them to just help themselves.
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I really wanted to go see that anniversary release of the shining in theaters but I'm not chad so I have no friends to go with and I'm not chad so I have no bf to go with.
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Maybe in another life I could be a chadborn.
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>>83408984
wait hue is still active? im a tourist from long ago, like 4 years
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>>83409069
why don't you try finding a ftm bf? he will love you better than any femboy would and you would actually be able to build a life together
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how do you operate in a modern world? 24 khhv lanklet bottom in a masc field, i feel like everything in my life is futile
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>>83409190
I know this bait many have tried to entrap me by saying "well why not date a tomboy or ftm femboy if you're straight?" and I am straight and me having a preference for femboys and twinks over women does not make me gay and me refusing to date women and only wanting to date twinks does not make me gay I am still straight because liking femboys and twinks is straight
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>>83409189
sadly he is, idk if he's posting manually or just uses a bot but he still haunts this place
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>>83409057
>Sniffles
I guessed it was just another hookup or dating app and by just checking the website I remember how cooked I am, I get extremely anxious just by seeing any amount of muscles or exposed skin, I won't be able to talk with guys anytime soon
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>>83409215
I think that would be hot if you start taking a boy on dates and suddenly knock up his boygina with you thick cock and cum and you'll have a family and future like a man
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>>83409252
I sometimes check to see what's going on and so many men just mog me. I really don't think dating is for ugly people like me
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>>83409262
>>83409190
Please get a tripcode so I can filter your disgusting fetish posts
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>>83409262
That's gay I'm not gay I don't like ftm trannies or tomboys because they are gay liking them is gay I am not gay and I will not be doing that
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>>83409206
I do fine, I stopped focusing on things that make me sad and try to do stuff that makes me happy or better as an individual. Literally don't think about it too much, all of this could have been much worse. I also stopped coming to negative echo chambers filled with people stuck in a loop. You'll have what you want eventually when you'll be ready to receive what is coming towards you and it's gonna be ok.
>26 khhv not even lanklet bottom in a field
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>>83409132
So? I went to the theatre to watch an anime movie and was the only person in it. Didn't care at all, in fact I loved it. And the movie was incredible too to top it all off
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>>83409286
You could date a trans girl then and she will love you more than you can imagine
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>>83409299
Not being bitter as a 26yo khhv is impressive. I'm a 28yo khhv and I'm so bitter that I'm probably on a list.
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>>83409329
I don't like trannies they are jewish and I try to not support jewish bolshevism when I can plus they're all gay bottoms so they only want chad and would never date me.
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>>83409276
For me it's not about beauty at all, it could be "ugly" men and I would still feel this way, it's about men presenting themselves.
I never touched a man before, the few times I interacted with guys in flirty ways it was just lewd teasing texts but I knew from the start these guys were not actually available, to imagine a guy would actually present himself for me, to think a guy would be actually available, to think I could get to touch him, that is overwhelming, I'm so touch starved and my self esteem is so low it's difficult to me to think I could just get to touch a man at all, I am the problem.
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>>83409299
that last sentence feels nice to me, ill try to remember it. thanks anon

again this is something stupid but i hate feeling like there is some grand purpose, but nobody has the answer. so im sat in my room playing fucking mmos and drinking wine. life must be a curse
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>>83409337
I really don't care anymore, I just know that when I get better and when I'm gonna be ready to open up and invite and connect with new people in my life then I might go out and try to look for bf. Idk maybe I'm too autistic or different, but I'm not a bf material and I didn't have anything romantic going on and I simply don't care anymore. I'm ok on my own for now.
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>>83409357
Relatable. I've turned down guys on discord because I was afraid I was going to perform terribly if we ever met up.
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>>83409364
I was about to say that there is no great plan, but great plan is what you want it to be and it would sound a wee negative I think. You make a plan for yourself. If you don't feel comfortable about dating, don't do it. Don't give up on yourself tho and put effort in making your life more comfortable and sweeter.
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>>83409403
i have to date eventually because i am already old and resentful of younger people. i have a plan but i need someone to beat me into following it (metaphorically) i guess
also there must be a plan because i suck at planning, and if that is all i have, then i have nothing.
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I ate bacon and carrots
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>>83386785
you guys should listen to Jiinzo he's hot
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Smoked sausage and cut up block cheese, about as complete of a meal as I get anymore without going out.
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i had mcfrenchfries, a ham and farmer cheese sandwich, and 2 slices of pizza today.
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my penis is itching and hurting but it can't be STDs because I'm still untouched
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exhaustion

>>83408984
I Don't Read Hue Posts And I Do Not Care About Him. Sorry Bro.
What A Sad State Of Affairs, Though Ever Be It To Be Desu Honest Bh.
>>83409117
mmm... hope you got butterscotch
>>83409276
its ropefuel
reminds me that i should give up trying to look un-retchworthy under the clothes
i should give up in general, im just rotting scraps atp
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Millennials are just to old to be cute anymore im sorry.
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>>83411397
You're too dumb to use the correct form of too/to. Bedsides I'm a millennial and cute and most cute guys I see happen to be millennials. Zoomers are already aging like shit lmao
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>>83408971
We know you're into scat you can stop bringing it up cuckbot
>>83409328
I can't do that because I'm not anime only person in the theater watching chad *shit eating grin*
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>>83409000
Deserved for being a furry
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Furries are people too (which makes it ok to bully them)
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>>83409481
he's perfect is abusive dom top
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saint trina, help me sleep, please...
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>>83410030
Didn't know meow had a porn addiction?
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does somebody here love to fart?
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>>83412711
That's very interesting meow but why is the dildo BLACK?
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>>83402060
most of the ones i've had pulled were wisdom teeth that never came out before. mine were always unproblematic but i guess being in the back of the mouth makes them prone to collecting bacteria and decay. both of the bottom front molars had to come out as well so after losing the wisdom teeth i only have like 1 molar left in each quadrant of my mouth. surprisingly it works better than having a lot of broken teeth. they'll probably get bridges or something long term.
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oh yes and the socket from the missing tooth is already closing nicely. the dissolvable stitch is dissolving. in a few days i'll probably be able to chew normally again
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How come everyone who has posted pics in these threads before have gotten simps and people interested in them except for me?
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>>83413684
>mine were always unproblematic but i guess being in the back of the mouth makes them prone to collecting bacteria and decay
this is slightly true, and if you were going to be spending six months exploring the amazon jungle with no access to medical treatment, it might make sense to preemptively remove the wisdom teeth since you wouldnt be able to get treatment on the off chance there was a problem.

similarly, in the early 1900s, when people would be going on a six month safari or something, they would often preemptively get their appendix removed, because if they got appendicitis on safari, there was no way to treat it.

however, with both wisdom teeth and appendixes, the slight infection risk doesnt really justify preemptive removal in a modern context...unless you were going to spend a year on the space station, you can just get them removed when/if they do become a problem.

and there are lots of reasons NOT to remove your wisdom teeth -- in nature, theyre meant to come in and replace other molars that you might have lost. this would be exactly what happened in your case....theres a 99.999% chance your wisdom teeth would have come in just fine and replaced your missing molars. instead they got dug out of your gums preemptively AND you lost the other molars later. its a backwards and antiquated practice really...and this is a bit more abstruse, but everyone i know who has their wisdom teeth is a lot healthier. i think they make you start to like leafy greens (because thats what molars are for...chewing up leafy plants and roots and stems.) everyone i know who had them out kept liking sugar & sweets and hating vegetables even as an adult. but that aside......theres just no good reason to preemptively pull wisdom teeth in current year. they only still do it "because its what you do." and cause they get paid for it. keep your teeth, you dont get all that many!
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>>83413904
going several years without access to medical care, especially dental care, is extremely common in the united states
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>>83413829
Because you never posted your face
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>>83413904
you're so opinionated about topics you know so little about lmao literally the dunning kruger effect
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>>83414371
My face is too ugly that would scare everyone away not get me simps
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the little sister friend crush anon has been awfully silent since the sleepover...
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I miss club penguin
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https://youtu.be/OW-FO9eWSCo
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My straight friend got dumped and I feel super bad for him, he opened up to me about how he feels as if he'll never have good sex again and how she was the only one for him, I'm considering getting drunk with him and sucking him off to show that he can still have a good time without her, is that a good friend move?
I don't wanna date him, I just wanna do it platonically.
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Is it just me or Noah Schnapp is kinda cute?
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>>83414390
its the null hypothesis -- that is, the "default assumption" -- that all the parts of the human body serve some useful purpose. people thought the appendix was "useless" for quite many years, but as it turns out removing the appendix does appear to make people somewhat more prone to digestive issues. not a huge deal, and removing an infected appendix is of course the right thing to do. likewise with wisdom teeth -- if theyre infected or painful, of course they ought to be removed.

but people have evolved with wisdom teeth. humans have had wisdom teeth for millions of years. considering they do cause some problems, we may conclude that they also have some benefits, since they have stuck around. in any case, extracting wisdom teeth is not a "free action" -- all surgeries carry risks of infection, all anaesthetics carry some risk, etc...so the benefit of removing the wisdom teeth has to exceed all these possible risks. its far from clear that it does.

moreover, there's the a medical-cosmetic entangling here, which is ever-present in dentistry. the main risk of keeping your wisdom teeth is not infection down the line...its that they might push your other teeth a bit out of order if there isnt enough space for them to come in. this is a cosmetic concern, sure -- but its not actually a health concern. (dentists will say that teeth being slightly unstraight is a health concern, but theres basically no evidence for that claim.) so when a dentist says "you should get your wisdom teeth removed" he's actually advising mostly from the perspective of trying to keep your teeth perfectly straight. most people want that. i dont particularly care -- and it's frustrating that you simply cannot get dentists to separate cosmetic concerns from health concerns.

>>83413960
emergency medicine such as the extraction of an infected tooth is like the one thing that americans CAN get done regardless of ability to pay.
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>>83415432
neopets still exists. millennials keep winning
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>>83415432
I remember when I had a dream about sexing my gymcrush and I ruined it by asking him about the date club penguin shut down
gincel even in my dreams.
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>>83416067
Was he already plapping your bussy before you sperged out about cp?
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>>83415217
Why would someone want to post here when they have a boyfriend to talk to?
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Everyone knows how you feel about young boys, anon. Your desperate attempts to larp as "normal" read as ridiculous.
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>>83416107
we were going through the motions clothed and I guess I wanted to fill the silence with something, I was thinking about club penguin and I wondered when it shut down so I asked, he froze up completely and at that point I must've realized how out of place that question was and I woke up out of shame.
I desperately tried to fall back asleep to finish that dream but couldn't
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>>83416322
>I desperately tried to fall back asleep to finish that dream but couldn't
Iktf all too well
Sorry about your luck, gincel.



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