Discrimination edition
Schizo postiers losing it that Ofcom hasnt banned us, fucking do one
New policy: no smelling like fish allowed in the thread
>>83397427it not right that policysome people smell it, some donti wash my ass in the sinkdont feel sorry for meeveryday above ground a good day
Hi. >>83397325 Never have I had a melty over Pakistani grooming gangs on here. Also not made a troll post about SSM in ages, I have a strong sense of justice and what Mark did to Marie was wrong. He simply should have known better, you defending a known an abuser says a lot about your judgement of character.
>>83397404>What I've said are facts. Work is not predicated on getting promoted and that's not a valid reason to get promoted.nta but youre wrongwe live under capitalism which is predicated on the idea that you work hard and do your best and get promoted and can save up etc and engage in the capitalismfor mark this is not possible even if he did work
imagine blowing ssm for a big mac
>>83397456There is no guarantee of being promoted. Plenty of people work jobs for years and decades without being promoted.Work is rewarded with money.A belief that you might never be promoted is not a valid reason to never work.Get it through your thick skull. This is really simple undeniable stuff.You don't think it's fair. Fine. Lots of things aren't fair in the world of work.Promotions are given based on performance, people who do well are promoted (as it should be). If you can't do well, you don't get promoted. That doesn't mean you can just declare "I will never work".
Can you really get blowjobs from spackfoids in their 20s with just a bigmac?I'm definitely better looking than SSM and I don't even smell of fish. I need to look into this.
Lots of seethie weethies on feelstreet today, common lads cheer up. Christmas is right around the corner.
Let's leave this promotion gimmick in the last thread shall we lads? It's not baring fruit.
>>83397467You can if they have special needs like Marie Healy.
>>83397467Just go to the pub, usually they've got a carer with them but you can make them disappear for enough time to get their number.
Beddington o'clock, is it X
>>83397484Sick noncer. Leave window lickers alone.
me? a girl used to buy me a happy meal to blow me. I'm reverse SSM.
>>83397488Time for a NEET nap is it king?
>>83397491Old enough to go to the pub old enough to touch my johnny wahey de laaaaads!!!! we all getting laid tonight!!!!
Bloody good bumsesh that was. He parted my crack like the red sea and gave me a bollocking I'll never forgot, proper got in deep there oh AYE. They call me Snickerslad as I'm chock full of nuts x
>>83397498He's addicted to sleeping pills. He spends about 90% of his day asleep. He's slowly dying. Poor fella
SSM gone now for a month, nothing odd or suspicious about that is there? If he was innocent why would he hide for a month?
>tfw sperg>know instantly im smarter and better looking then everyone around me>walk into the room with a confidence only a sperg can achieveit just spergy things.
>>83397503Those retarded girls don't want to touch your penis.
>>83397506>He spends about 90% of his day asleepbased
>>83397516Alright virgin.
>>83397516They will for a bigmac lad.
>>83397427Fish dont have noses, how can they smell?
>>83397516Mark got his by giving her Happy Meals and colouring books
>>83397532It's pretty much attainable for any lad that has the money for such things. Britfeel has NO excuse
>>83397532And that is why he belongs in prison.I will be making a report to the police at some point this week.
Where do you find spackers like this? Do you think they'd accept Greggs instead of a bigmac?
How did SSM groom Marie? Where did he find her and why would a 45 year old man be communicating with somebody half his age? Bit noncey that!
>>83397550I'm not that into it, but I suppose a Greggs is fine, really you need to nail down what your spacker likes before making a move. Did they go to pet a pigeon? Get em a bird colouring book. Did they scream at a black man on the street? Get em a gollywog. It's really open to interpretation.
>>83397556With a brush I suspect.
>She's only 25 you sick fuck! A child!
Mark got away with it
>>83397567No she has learning difficulties so the question of whether she can concent or not is not so straightforward.
>>83397569and he's living large the seaside life, untouchable
Let's stop discussing techniques for how to sexually assault a disabled girl. We're better than this.
Might be able to convince my work to send me on a in person training session in Dubai. Could get on in Malaysia. All the dweebs on the internet seem to talk shit about Dubai for some reason but I kinda want to see it. Not the sort of place I would ever go on holiday to or work so a training week would be perfect. Anybody been to Dubai?
>>83397577nasty little noggerfrogger
>>83397575I have learning disabilities you sick fuck
>>83397577>sexually assaultNot what's going on. Just a transaction between two adults.>disabled girlProof?
>>83397577> Lets stop discussing techniques for how to sexually assault a disabled girl. >Were better than this.Dont think we are lad.Should there be an IQ test to have sex? If a set 1 kinda person fucks a set 8 person is that assault due to the intellectual power dynamic?
It honestly hurts what has happened to Marie through her life, she has been failed by her parents, the state and by Mark. They all should have protected and cared for her but none of them did.
I suspect that the government doesnt want you to know that england is filled with spacker girlfriends that you can just pick up off the street
>>83397591Corr you should go out and rescue her lad, maybe she'd let you touch her tuppence
>>83397590It's the same reason teacher shouldn't fuck a student, even if the IQ is the same. A retarded girl can't consent, she needs looking after. If you groom her and trick her into doing stuff that is wrong - you are in a position of power/responsibility over her if she has the intellectual capacity of a child.
Before this woke hellscape we live in there would be social pressures not to take advantage of people with learning difficulties. These days no-one dare speak out about it and people like SSM can get their sick way.
>>83397590>Should there be an IQ test to have sex? If a set 1 kinda person fucks a set 8 person is that assault due to the intellectual power dynamic?This is what leftists want. Constant twaddling about "power dynamics" and shit like that. Let the spackers have some fun too.
I reckon spackers do it dirty, lil poop on the dick, lil piss in the vagoo, real nasty stylee
Little lads defending SSM like their lives depend on it, really thing weird to see.
>>83397599As a dad I know what's right and what's wrong. Take a long look at yourself you loser.
SSM is a nonce because he fucked his neices, not because of marie.
If you had a daughter with learning difficulties, would you want her to giving a blow job for bic macs to smelly SSM?
>>83397621If you're actually a father you're a shit one if you're on here so this is invalidated.
Little lads defending retarded marie like their lives depend on it, really weird thing to see.
Little lads defending HHL like their lives depend on it, really thing weird to see.
>>83397602>It's the same reason teacher shouldn't fuck a studentNo, that's because the student is presumably underage. Mark's spackfoid is an adult woman.
>>83397629How come? I'm a bloody good father I will have you know.
If she blows SSM she blows SSM. Her choice, not mine isit?
actually think hhl is basedlives his lifewhile you seethe
HHL is mentally disabled. Is he not allowed to date?
>>83397632They think Marie will let them smash if they defend her, but they can't make good on it because then they'd be rapists. Madness.
>>83397638Nope, it's also frowned upon in universities because of the parent-teacher power dynamic. Someone in a position of responsibility abusing that - as I said already.
If you aint had spacker sex what are you even doing with your life?
>>83397602> A retarded girl cant consentYeah but retardation is a spectrum. Essentially the difference between being intellectually disabled and just not very smart is arbitrary. You just score below a certain level on various cognitive assessments.If you score 1 below the threshold you are regarded. 1 above the threshold you are just not smart. Yet the difference is infinitesimal. So my question is: where is the cut off actually? If I am on a date with woman and she cannot do basic maths and seems thick as fuck then we fuck am I now a rapist?
>>83397648Is he allowed to take visitors in his spacker hotel?
>>83397653"frowned upon" doesn't mean shit. I don't care if a wokescold "frowns upon" something.
>>83397657>am I now a rapist?In that worlds lad, YOU ARE.
>>83397657The fact you are trying to find loopholes to rape someone makes me think: yes, you are a rapist. I don't need to hear any more.
>>83397648HHL shouldn't be allowed to, but spackfoids belong to neurotypical men.
I fucked a girl who believed in astrology once, I bet that makes her more retarded that Marie. What doest that make me?
if you dont have a hot woman slobbering over your knob because she genuinely wants to (not a prozzie) then life is pointlessim white so ill never experience this
>He spends his time online defending the rights of someone he perceives as retarded on an imageboard known for extremely illegal content because he's the good guysuch a cool dude.
>>83397672No lad stop reacting and start thinking. I am making a point - where exactly is the cut off between abusing a disabled person and having consensual sex with someone who is just thick as fuck?It is a legitimate question and I am genuinely asking.More broadly I am interested in this because the rise in people being diagnosed with learning special needs in schools is skyrocketing. Like 20% of kids now have some kind of learning disability. (Basically all of the kids below set 4).
Ppl should be allowed to bar autists. They stink, they're noisy, their parents should've just aborted them desu.
>He spends his time online defending a rapist who sexually abused a girl with special needssuch a cool dude.
>>83397685You're a rapist mate, a nonce.
>>83397663He can't get his neck into the room.
>>83397685Crossy believes in astrology
Loved Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter.
>>83397703>They stink, they're noisyI am hygienic and quiet
Thread is stressing me out a bit ngl
>>83397681>>83397696Source bro? She's hot
>>83397708Pull up her medical records, come on you know a lot about her.
What if the bird I am banging is like an autistic savant who is a maths genius but freaks out if her socks are not matching and screams if the label is itching her back? Am I a rapist now?
>>83397725Naomi HughesNaomiatnight
>>83397734You're a nonce mate, yeah.
Women should be forced to get impregnated by HHL
Cheer up lads. Might happen.
>>83397736How many points of range within my own IQ am I allowed to bang?
nonce defenders aka ssm lovers = brownnonce attackers aka ssm haters = white
>>83397752It's simple. Is she capable of making decisions about sex (i.e. consenting).You pretend to not understand and create these grey areas because you are a rapist and a nonce.
>>83397752I believe its only 5 up or down. Since Maries law was introduced.
>>83397735>NaomiatnightGood shit. Which vids are >>83397681>>83397696 from?
>>83397767Shooped, do you have the original?
>>83397762> Is she capable of making decisions about sex (i.e. consenting).Yeah and how is that determined? If a Down Syndrome person wants to bang and they understand fully what that means is that rape?
>>83397767https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=68759f77dd357https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=6828c26472975These ones off her phub I think
>>83397780It's rape mate if you look at me funny.
>>83397780A non-Downs shagging a Downs is always going to be dodgy. It's not right.
>>83397793But Downs shagging Downs is ok? How does that make sense? If both lack the IQ to have sex does that not make it doubly worse?Some Downs people are actually almost normal intellectually.
anything more pathetic than sprogless wagies?
>>83397803Why are you so eager to rape a Downs syndrome kid? This is weird. Just leave them alone.
100 posts about defending a fat alcoholic dole dosser What a life!
>>83397810It is after a certain point, 20's you're not really expected to have a kid but at 30 you're expected to have an entire family. Weird jump considering the previous age range you're not expected to have any at all.When I start new jobs I just put on a wedding band so nobody asks me shit and leaves me alone.
>>83397815Never said anything about a kid lad. You made that up. Reckon you are a nonce.I was talking about Downs adults shagging.
What crime would you commit if you were 100% sure you could get away with it with no personal consequences?
>>83397829That's also weird. Why do you want to do that?Most people don't think about that or ways they can get away with it.
>>83397834Well probably something that netted me a lot of cash.
>>83397810>anything more pathetic than sprogless wagies?ebin
>>83397843You're a weird little fella. I'm gunna have to put you in isolation.
>>83397834Punch Vladimir Putin so hard in the balls it actually castrates him.
>>83397834Kick a duck up the arse
>>83397853Take all of my upvotes!Edit: And my axeEdit2: Thank you for the gold kind stranger
>>83397843Philosophical inquiry.Have some curiosity lad. What is the morality of shagging Downses?If you had to shag a Downs Woman with 90IQ (normal range) or a hot woman who looks like young Amber Heard but is a non verbal autistic of 50 IQ, which one would you choose?
>>83397853Kek, mate funny fucking thing, so we got some Ukrainians here in the flat block, they moved in last year.Anyway initially it just seemed like a happy married couple, but then there were these tells, like his missus would give him steely looks etc.Anyway I'm a bit of an occasional poofter myself so I hopped on Grindr one night just having a browse.40meters from you! >Profile picture>Fat old naked bloke>wearing a thong>Ukranian flag in the profileOh no no no no, so either he's a poofter always been a poofter, or he teamed up with her as a poofter to get out of Ukraine as a "Family".
It was a happy meal not a big mac
>>83397834Unironically kill HHL
>>83397869> Anyway Im a bit of an occasional poofter myselfLike the word pooftah. Very British. Funny. Less aggressive than faggot. Batty boy is a good one as well. Are you a bear or twink or an otter or what?
Never had a happy meal in my life
>>83397834Have sex with a chicken.
God Amber Heard in Mandy Lane. Gorgeous American blonde.
me? I'll stick with my mediocre meals
>>83397900SSM will buy you one if you suck him off
Are spacker girls the answer? Marie isn't demanding 6', 6", 6 inches and a 6 pack - she's happy to slob on SSM's knob just for a happy meal. We need more Maries in our society.
>>83397915I've ran the numbers and I think we could be looking at a complete reversal and stabilisation of our population deficit.
>>83397906If you have this image saved you're more a pedo than SSM could ever be.
>>83397879Does that mean she at least got a toy to play with, poor girl?
>>83397942Mark probably asked for the specific toy at the counter, he good like that
>>83397942SSM gave her a toy to play with if you catch my drift
>>83397915I think they'd still reject me lad
Spakka girls know what they want.
r/foreveralone
2007-2013 Britain was actually pretty good. Even with the Great Recession the uk seemed cool and popular. We had Harry Potter films, Arctic Monkeys and fucking the London Olympics flexing the best of British culture in 2012.London Olympic opening ceremony was sick showing off British culture, history, music, sport and everything.Feels like in the 2020s the internet became obsessed with hating Britain.
Spicy wepperoni oven wizza for din dins. Oh aye x
Broadbridge how is uncle des?
>>83398026Do you ever eat a vegetable?
>>83398026I'd kill you if I knew I'd get away with it.
>>83397869You can't leave as a man either way so the "teamed up as a pooftah" thing doesn't wash
>>83397846If it's Ebin who is doing the "sprogless wagies" thing it's hilarious. The lad will never have sex let alone have a kid
>>83398066*snap* enjoy the knock on the door!
>>83398078>The lad will never have sex let alone have a kidHaha>it must be someone I can look down on!Sprogless cope
imagine intercourse
>>83398142Some of us don't need to imagine lad because we've actually left our box rooms.
>>83398137I dunno if it is someone I can look down on or not. Is it? You tell me
>>83398150There is actually no proof you've had sex if you're childless.
imagine intercourse but with ebin
Things started to go a bit wrong in 2007. Great Recession; iPhone; Facebook. Things got worse in 2013Things got weird 2014-2020 (sjw wokeness, cancel culture, alt right and Trump) Things have turned to shit 2020 - present. (Covid, Ukraine war, uk mega economic decline).
>I have sex all the time!How many sprogs as a result?>w-well erm i-i don't want them...HAHAHAHA. Believe it when we see it.
So the guy who hates his kids is bag with more sprogposting. Tedious. Why can't he be happy with his kids instead of posting on here everyday about everyone who doesn't have "sprogs".
>>83398173Fucking him up the arse and going "do you want a sprog? do you want me to put a sprog in you, bitch?"
>is bag
>>83398200He's not allowed to see his kids anymore, sadly
>>83398200>So the guy who hates his kids is bag
He is a bag. A ball bag
Why are people so fat oop norf? Why are they like this?
>>83397810Besprogged NEETs? Worst of all worlds there, the child would be doomed.
OMG it ws under this fxin kitchen roll on my bed LMoA Fr the whole time. Ffs
In a Steps mood now n_n
imagine doing sexual activities with female
>>83398300spunk rag
>>83397717My waifu since 07 n.n
>>83398272HHL's mother is overweight
Card shoppings completed 2day
escort still hasn't read my last message, sent it at 1 PM yesterdaycan only hope she's ill
Ching Chong > Hermione > Luna > GinnySimple as.
Welper, if you have guests do you have to keep the door open to your room to ensure you don't pass on your spacker genes?
>>83398327She was 15-16 in 2007 you sick fuck
HH to all Brits
>>83398378Ching chong ning bong is def S tier asWell I have a soft spot bc shes scottish byt yeah>>83398385Well i ws 15 myself in 2007. Evanna is a year older than me.
>>83398415Thought she was Chinese but whatever floats your boat lad.
Ngl ppls in skool called me Harry potter. Am not sure if it was bullying or If everubody that wore that type of glasses nd long ish hair got the same. Even my granny did one of the last times I spoke to her in hospital "oh look its harry potter" n_n
Well ching Chong bing bong to you too mr China man!
>>83398395Look at him acting all serious. What a load of shit.
>>83398430U know what I mean. Luna is that babe tho nd wife material. Ngl I would defs be luna pilled in hogwarts what I mean is a hufflepuff lowkey that's regardless in ravenclaw. Am not arguing about it so don't @ me
There was this lassie on holiday when I ws.in tenerife in 2001 she said her name ws like Novanna or Evanna it ws something weird like that. She ws english tho.
>>83398449I've always liked Asians desu but Cho was only a whore for Chads on the quidditch teams. It's rough to be a sensitive wizard like I'd have been.
>>83398463It really be like that ~_~
Has everyone come back from /bant/ yet?
>>83398433Can't believe JK insisted on Hermione saying that. It was a different time I suppose.
Prrtty nice imo n.n
I wonder what his hidden disability is
>>83398506Looks like it. When spamming and dire gimmicks continue here we will go back there, simple as. Britfeel was dead last night because all the posters moved over.
Sorry crossy I didn't mean to misgender you
eating vimto bon bons lads so lush
>>83398531>he got a card for his cat
>>83398531Are you going to London this Christmas or is your sister coming up to Scotland?
>>83398627You might think it's cringe, me? I think it's kino.
coorrr based trump owing rob reiner kek
>>83398657Apparently their NEET druggie son killed them both, police think it's a homicide. Grim if true he's been arrested now.
Rob Reiner? I hardly know her!
yep sticking to the BANT BRITFEEL X
Reiner dead from terminal TDS. Many such cases.
Still here if you lot want to join. No seething and spamming here. >>>/bant/23757595>>>/bant/23757595>>>/bant/23757595
Do we know what happened yet? Was it a homicide or some kind of insano double suicide by stabbing themselves?
Huge day for the unemployed!
>>83398692Are we getting a pay rise?
I tried cocaine once
Not feeling the Christmas spirit this year. What a write off. Bring on Spring.
At the end of the day if you just import shitty people eventually your country will turn to shit. There isn't really any other factor that needs considering.
>>83398630Shes staying here frm 22nd to 27th ^^
https://youtu.be/Ze-cl3rK-Bs
Crossy what u think of 100 gecs x
>>83398799Nice to see family at Christmas. Hope you have a good one mate.
>>83398819Crossy probably doesn't even have 2 GCSEs, let alone 100.
>>83398819Oh christ I remember that gimmicky fucking meme group. Only track they ever made that was half decent was money machine.
>>83398797The trvth nvke that one-shots leftoid brains into a pool of onions-based estrogen supplement.
>>83398841speak english lad x
>>83398797Our country had more shitty people than Japan long before we started importing people. Japanese people are clean, healthy and hardworking. Nothing like the white English working class
>>83398831He won't have any GCSEs. Kids do a much harder set of exams called Standard Grades in Scotland
Got an honest question to the left wing and right wing lads who keep doing this back and forth thing. I am mostly politically agnostic, but I will say that over the years I have noticed that the core of the right wing has stayed quite consistent - free markets, tough on crime, immigration restriction and then of course bleed over into hard right ethnats and such. However, the left wing has changed significantly from moderate economic redistribution to an absolutely rabid foaming at the mouth uncontrollable desire to ship in as many people from the third world as possible. So my question is - why? What could possibly be the rationale of this change from the perspective of the left? This doesn't seem to help any core leftist principle, unless you simply define leftist principles as 'destroy white countries any way you can'.
Cute 1 I got frm nun at church
Holy fuck why is cold milk so fucking good with cookies????
>>83398889>However, the left wing has changed significantly from moderate economic redistribution to an absolutely rabid foaming at the mouth uncontrollable desire to ship in as many people from the third world as possibleYeah? Why do you say that lad?
>>83398889>So my question is - why?Because the right don't want it. Think of it as a rebellious child, kicking back against its parents, doing the opposite of what they want, just to piss them off.
>>83398821Thank u hope your chrisfmas is nice xx
>>83398821Thank u same2u xx
Lol idk how that happened n.n
>>83398819Not rly familiar with their music Am a unc x
I miss Omegle lads
>>83398889>unless you simply define leftist principles as 'destroy white countries any way you can'.It's interesting to take this as a starting point and see if you can find any way to refute it. Should be easy, right?
Corrrr! It me last big haul of the year de lids. Turtle power and all that! Was in physical HMV today again and the cunts had standard editions of Catch Me if You Can and Barberella 4Ks... not online though! Cheeky.
>>83398962Getting the ole willyberg out for the gals? Corr.
>>83398889>free markets>immigration restrictionPick one and only one
>>83398984Never did that. Too many kids on Omegle so it would feel noncey
>>83398972As a leftist, I simply don't think of countries as being "black countries" or "white countries".
had a nice birthday de lids, day off workington and chilled, had willbert bounced on yesterday, was a good one
>>83398889Here lad, this should explain things x
>>83398993I preferred chaturbate myself.
I used to goon on Omegle for hours and flash my cock to girls until I got one willing to watch me cum. Their disgusted faces actually turned me on quite a bit.
>>83399005Is that the website where you can get your pencil out and masturbate off?
No-one celebrates my birthday because it's on new years day. Don't mind really though
>>83399020Not sure if it still is, but that was the deal years ago.
>>83399018Did similar stuff on Omegle. It was phenomenal during COVID
>>83398983Oh aye, when I say oh ay I mean oh aye. Oh aye.Not seen the films but I do like the masks.
Arrive illegally on a dingy? According to the BBC, you are now a "Swindon man".
>no cerne abbas christmas
>>83399035They're surprisingly entertaining I like the third one set in ancient Japan.
When mammy got a new bra xIrn bru gets u through xhttps://youtu.be/fX_K4mNTTI8
FUCKING HELL THE ESCORT REPLIEDHAHAHA
>it never been less right
>>83399040He was from Swindon, not originally of course but few people are. A lot of people move there from Oxfordshire, London and abroad for the work and relatively cheap housing
have to get up in 8 hours but will allow myself one last jar
>>83397427i smelled of fish the other day today i stink of shit
I'm calling outWon't somebody out there hear my SOS (SOS)Throw me a life line please, and save meThere's no doubtBaby, you took me prisoner I confessWhen you crossed my defencesAnd captured my heartAnd now it's too late to put up a fightI thought I was strong but as hard as I tryCan't break awayDarling, there's no way outNothing can help me nowLove's got a hold on my heart(My heart, my heart, heart, heart, heart)(Love's got a hold of my heart)There's no escape (there's no escape)Now I'm like a damsel in distressTrapped in this fairy tale forever (ooh ooh)And no mistakeIts tragic but I'll have to face the truth I guessAnd live ever more resigned to my fateCos now it's too late to put up a fightI thought I was strong but try as I mightCan't break awayDarling, there's no way outNothing can help me nowLove's got a hold on my heart,Yeah, yeahLove's got a hold on my hearthttps://youtu.be/iG_-m-mBn-g
>Bethany Dent-Reynolds, 27, had an 'inappropriate' affair with Kieran Robinson, a serving prisoner >In January, Linda De Sousa Abreu, 30, of Fulham, was sentenced to 15 months in prison for appearing in an explicit video filmed inside HMP Wandsworth prison in south London. The prison officer, wearing full uniform, was filmed by another prisoner having sex with Linton Weirich, 36, in June 2024, with what the judge described as "evident enthusiasm".>A 31-year-old guard at G4S-run HMP Five Wells in Wellingborough was handed a nine-month suspended sentence for misconduct in a public office after she formed a relationship with a prisoner serving 10 and a half years for armed robbery. She went on to have his baby. CCTV caught the pair going into a prison store room for an hour of "intimacy".>A 42-year-old female officer at HMP The Mount in Rugby was convicted by a jury of misconduct in a public officer after she shared 4,000 text messages and 90 voice calls with a prisoner.>And a 19-year-old officer at Woodhill prison was given a nine-month suspended sentence after she admitted kissing and "sexual touching" with a prisoner, with one liaison taking place in a cleaning cupboard.There's a lot of good personalities in prison apparently...
>>83399120You actually resent these lads shagging? Christ you incel fuck
>>83399040>jail for man who attempted to kidnap teenagerSo he will be given what 3-4 years at the absolute max, serve half, if that, out in lets call it 12 months (good behaviour mate he's reformed innit?). After that he's just let out into the country, no deportation. He'll pick up illegal cash-in-hand work, maybe share a deliveroo account with some other illegals, live in an off-the-books HMO run by a dodgy Indian. He'll get various petty charges brought against him as he performs minor infractions with banal indifference. Shouting matches with people on the bus maybe. Then after a few years he'll do something serious again, his face will be in the paper "ILLEGAL MIGRANT NOT DEPORTED AFTER KIDNAPPING TRIED TO KIDNAP AGAIN" and people will get angry and the Home Office will make a weak statement about 'sorting it out'. At this point he'll claim asylum, first claiming he fears for his life back in country A but then claiming to be gay and from country B instead because it works better and don't you know that it's illegal to be gay in country B?! Can't send him back there mate, it's not right. Gotta think about his ooman roits innit? At this point he will enjoy the hospitality of the taxpayer to fund his life for the foreseeable future and win a few cases he makes to the courts to bring in his family (human right to family life innit mate?).
>>83399120>evident enthusiasm corrr
>>83399132>at this point he'll claim asylumYou're a mongoloid
>>83399040immigration is not the reason your life is shit chuddy
>>83399040>In mitigation, the court heard that Adam had been smoking a significant amount of cannabis around the time of the offence and was suffering from mental health issues.>On the day of the incident, Adam had smoked a large amount of cannabis and he hadn't eaten during Ramadan, which he said left him in a "hallucinatory" state.Is is even possible for the right wing to make exaggerated parodies of migrant crimes and how the state handles them? The truth will always be worse than any exaggeration that could be made.
>>83399144Immigration is the reason for every single problem in the UK.
>>83399143>at this point he'll claim asylumThat's just true though. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
>>83399165It's not even possible lad.
Remember NFTs, lads?
party at mine? got 250 grams of the good shit in.
>>83399144To be fair immigration is either the direct cause or an exacerbating factor for every problem we have. There isn't one thing that immigration makes better in the UK.
>>83399201>250 grams of the good shit in.Black forest gateau?
ONLY GONE AND GOT A REPLY FROM THE ESCORT LADS!Her message:>"Hey (my name), sorry I have been busy this week. Let's go with Saturday. What time works for you? I'm thinking around 1pm?"I've fired off a reply saying that's good for me.To all those on here who said she was busy, you were right. I didn't blow it! I FUCKING KNEW IT!I genuinely feel like dancing.
Oh my god I just want a blowjob. I want a cute girl to want to enthusiastically give me sensual sexual pleasure. I want to be wanted. I want to feel desired. My self-confidence is so fucking low I feel like shit constantly. This is genuinely a mental health problem, why the fuck doesn't the government pay for me to get sucked off by a fucking escort once in a while?!
>>83399214Will you learn from this experience and not become obsessed again?
>>83399214Lad all of your posts mean absolutely nothing unless you actually post some kind of proof. You've not posted a single piece of proof and you've been banging on about this routine for weeks. It's just boring mate.
Thank God for the weekendNow is the timeFor feeling alrightCome and taste the spice of lifeTonight nothing mattersCome and feel the grooveLet it into youYou know what you've gotta doEvery Friday when my work is done nowI get my party onI call a few friends of mineMake sure I'm looking fineI know we're gonna have a real good time, yeahEverybody clap your handsGet on up and danceWe're gonna stomp all night nowEverybody move your feetGet up and feel the beatWe're gonna stomp all night nowAll I need is the musicTo get me highFeeling so aliveLeaving all my cares behindKeep doing your own thingAnd I'll keep doing mineDancing through the nightThis where I feel alrightEvery Friday when my work is done nowI get my party onI call a few friends of mineMake sure I'm looking fineI know we're gonna have a real good time, yeahEverybody clap your handsGet on up and danceWe're gonna stomp all night nowEverybody move your feetGet up and feel the beatWe're gonna stomp all night nowhttps://youtu.be/aMblBLQQ-O0
>>83399221Yes. But my god does it feel good to know I haven't blown it.
>>83399230Remember: she isn't your girlfriend, and she is not obligated to see you.
1-2 days off the ket/opioids.nothing but blues and Z's for the next 14 hours or so fml
>>83399201Red velvet cake? x
>>83399214happy for you! let's see a screenshot!
never even put my tongue up a girl's arse
>>83399239Yes, I know that. But she has said she will see me.
>>83399176Of course it is. He can claim asylum and drag appeals out for several years, by which time he won't be able to be removed because of the right to family life - assuming he's not just accepted outright.
>>83399214Any screenshot lad?
>>83399269Why wouldn't he claim asylum as soon as he gets in the country? How could he possibly start a prison sentence, complete it, and then be released without claiming asylum first?
>>83399279Most of these boat migrants are put up in hotels during the asylum application process. They are allowed to leave whenever they want, and generally hang around schools and parks and town centres, following women and girls around.Many disappear completely (hundreds of thousands have been lost in this way). Some of them go on to rape/kill, and get arrested and put in prison, all at taxpayer expense still.
>>83399288So they've already claimed asylum...Lad you are a mongo
yeah immigration is why you are obese a virgin and living at home lmao yeah all cause of immigration hahahahahaha
>>83399306I'm not the person you were talking to. Not sure what pedantic point you are trying to make either but I'm pretty sure it's irrelevant.
>>83399327Yeah you're not sure of a lot of things
>>83399332I'm sure of what I said. If you think you have a point go ahead and make it. Or just insult me. Your choice.
>>83399332not him but you are so smug and gay lad go back to plebbit lmao
>>83399337I think my choice to insult you is pretty clear, genius>>83399342You've never had more than five grand in your bank account and it shows
>>83399351It's baitmong again. This is all he does.
>arguing this close to christmasJust because santa is busy, it doesn't mean he can't update the naughty list.
>I have had 6 grand in my bank account - so I defend the right of illegal migrants to kidnap children and defend our perfectly sane asylum systemLib-dem behaviour desu.
>>83399357Fuck that fat prick he never got me stuff anyway.
>>83399359Where did I defend illegal migrants or the asylum system, you dumb mongoloid?
>>83399370Lad we know you're not hard pipe down, this is a gay man's attempt at acting hard lmao
>>83399370It's all you ever do dumb redditor. You get upset if anyone criticises immigration or browns. And then demand people post their bank accounts and salaries. You do it for hours every day.
>>83398998Congratulations to our Wilbert lad, couldn't be happier for you
you are regarded if you think that immigrants are all doctors and nurses lmao.
Watching hp philosophers stone n gna have a refreshign glass of milk nd my mint choccy protein bar choccy bar prrtty cozy
>Reform UK to axe 68,000 civil service jobs if they win next general electionUnlucky for that one lad here who WFH
>>83399214>I genuinely feel like dancing.because the prozzie replied to you after being too busy sucking off pakis? bit grim lad
>>83399465Is there a way to have an escort that's never been with a black or brown man?
>>83399214Howcome you can post about this for 12 hours a day but you can't do one screenshot?
>>83399440I've not really got any treats till bennies day. Got a selection box, but saving that for christmas.
>>83399465Because it shows I didn't scare her off
>>83399459fantastic, so I'm assuming they will create 70k jobs to plug the gap so they dont get added to the massive unemployed list? or are we just going to aim for a dozen million unemployed in the next 10 or so years with AI coming along and the axing of various jobs
>>83399440with the other lad, me. you should really watch Harry Potter when it's more Christmas, x.
>>83399498I can just buy anything whenever I want.Wagies won.
Pebbles :3 https://cinemacats.com/harry-potter-and-the-philosophers-stone-2001/
>>83399527That'll be me next year, I'm getting a promotion. Moved up tot he next bennies group after a review. Said I'm one of the best NEETs the bennies office know.
tonight's tea? crispy chiplets and a tablespoon of cauliflower mash, served with chicken salad and topped with a piri piri reduction x
>>83399545wtf is this real x?
So true when me n my wee pal sat n drew pokemons we did a black tip it ws just how he looked
>leapt into action and saved a teenage girl from being kidnapped by a Sudanese migrant as she walked home has been released.It keeps happening and the government sleeping through it all
>>83399631ask anyone: what's the bottom of this image? what colour felt tips would you need to complete it?
>>83399705Tail as old as time x n_n
i'm watching 1950s crime thrillers
im miserablei ant odie
>>83399777Watching Abbott and Costello, me. Couple a cuties they were.
>>83399777for me, it's Violent Playground (1958).if those Liverpudlian kids didn't want to be in a school shooting, then they shouldn't have been thicko scum. simple as.
>>83399309Why do leftists always do the straw-man of pretending that any criticism of an obviously broken immigration system is saying that all problems are because of immigration? Is it because they don't have any way to defend it?
My hobbies?>Gymcelling>Consuming kino>Gooning>Trolling retards on 4chan.org/r9k/britfeelLife could be worse eh lads.
>>83399932Why tell us you don't go to the gym?
>>83399932All of which you do alone, champ.
Can somebody who's norf-brained explain why Hillsborough is such a big deal? I get that it's sad, but by are people talking about an accident after close to 40 years? What's there left to talk about? You guys make it sound like 9/11.
>>83399956Gymcelling means going to the gym, but as an incel.>>83399966Untrue. /britfeel/ing is a social activity ;)
>>83399932me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! waow
>>83399984I know what it means really, your arse just go trolled.
calling someone champ is such a cunty passive aggressive bitch move desu dont like that poster seems like a shitter to me
Lifes aint all cookies n cream lil fella x
What have my fellow kinocels been watching lately?
>>83400046northmannosferatugot sad that anya taylor joy wasnt my gfgot sad i dont have a gfwant to die
Here nice can of irn bru for u x*smacks it out your hand* Heh heh heh pick it up geekus therrs a new boss in town
You wish you were Sean. You will never be Sean. Your Christmas day won't be as good as Sean's.
where's helper cuckcome rotherham and ill bang youspazzy cunt
>>83400133>and ill bang youbit gay of you lad.
>>83399384>You get upset if anyone criticises immigrationShow me where the fuck I did that?>You do it for hours every dayI haven't even done it once, I fucking hate the immigration system in this country, mongo
>>83400145dirty minded you lad, that isn't my problem
>>83400145from rotherham so hes probably pakistani too
>>83400153whiter than you lad, post hand
Post biscuit
Your a wizard harry n.nZomg o_0
>>83400133Sean would spark you clean out. He runs with Seaburn Casuals. You're pathetic.
Care home Christmas was quality desu. Fed us proper. Treated us like adults. Not like normal life where everyone's a mug working all day while I relax.
>>83400164If you were white why would you still be in Raperham?
My new dark arts spell...the forbidden brap..makes u fart rly loud then you die 0_o
>>83400206you'd be surprised how white many parts of rotherham are, its only the ghettos in the centre of town which are rife with mareks and abduls
>>83400227Do you know any girls who were victims of the paki rape gangs?
real nasty these northern scum are
>>83400235im 29 my lad, before my time.>>83400242why? its hard up north my lad.
>>83400235There were thousands so you'd imagine so.>>83400242Trvke
why won't he post a screenshot?
>>83400203you alri there joshy lad? back in the spacker home? sad
>>83400248you have never thrown a punch lad may be behind your mums back lol
>>83400279can you now send that in English please my lad?anyway, I was only having a laff my lad. missing rMark a bit too much, making me angry :(
Bit sad how you bring you drama here from other boards. Do their posters bully you?
>>83400063*simply returns to the fridge*what you gonna do now, crossLASS?
>>83400303who you talking about, lid?
>>83400312Those that bring drama from other boards.
>>83400309Should be full of Monster (Registered Trademark) but that's a fairly based fridge.
they should call him BOTHERanon because he's being quite the nuisance.
>>83400337Ever the rascal
>>83399967Scousers just won't shut up about it>oy vey we crushed ourselves ITS THE SUN'S FAULT NOOO FUCK THE POLICE
john marston's voice actor is what i expected him to be likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxWFVSRu9tc
>>83400379>ITS THE SUN'S FAULT NOOO FUCK THE POLICEThis is the part I don't understand. I get that you can blame the stadium design too, but what have the police got to do with norfeners crushing themselves?
>>83399967>norf-brainedmental that someone would think of HIllsborough as 'the north'.i suppose the families are still alive and it was a whole scandal so that's all fair enough. bit like Orgreave or Soldier F or one of those.meanwhile in the ACTUAL north (Sunderland) 183 children died the same way and YOU don't even care:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Hall_disaster
>>83400379The majority of Scousers are of Irish descent, that should explain why they are the way they are. Irish are the blacks of the white race.
yer a wizard crossy
>>83400495Garn Mogwarts
I am envisioning
>>83400444It's the norf to me lad. I can't tell the difference between you, not to be racial or anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf-L5mDiIGs
I am a dandy highway man
Spout,handle, lid of metal. Whats inside the singing kettle xx
Shot down in a blazing glory
i am TRYING to have oral sex with this alien lady, but my floppy pink penis keeps bouncing off her head. and her hands are stuck giving me the peace sign, for some reason.i'll never get a real gf at this rate.
No pals fr nerflix n chill n.n
notmie wagier fuckub scumbavs
>>83400652You don't do that with pals. Netflix and chill is quite lewd.
Five points will be awarded to each of you for sheer dumb luck x
cannot help but noticed that my k***mine has not been marked as dispatched
>>83400709tbqh if i was Professor Snape i would just go>yeah well, Malabaster Cesspit did really well in his potions practicals so i think that warrants one hundred AND ONE points to Slytherin.(then later on tell Draco it was actually just for him. in exchange for certain personal favours.)
Fink mylittle sister understands me quite well that I couldny leave this house in the future I actually Trust her to know that w/o Having to say so per say As shes sentimental like me nd jst understands my personalitiyes nd conditions nd knows that Am not into stuff like Moving houses nd leaving houses.We absolutely need to jst hold on to my mams house in the future.Thats my opinions..Its what she would want frankly Nd its jst for the best. I was jst finking about our old house when we were wee nd how fudged it would be to ever move no way.I fink she understands me about that.
Selfish thought but To be honest am not so sure even selfishly If its would be the "Best" option for me in that way like,,Recently when mam n step dad ws doing up the other room My step dad ws putting in new light switch nd doing stuff with the wires for that nd near enough electorcuted himself It wasnt serious Byt still it makes you think Like I struggle quite a bit wi most DIY.Its hard to imagine ever being alone nd having nobody to rely on for things like that.Thats a more selfish thought Really nd quite pragmatic for me though.It would probably be quite overwhelming.Its jst whats best though.
>>83400700Am on about purely hanging out n watching the telly mates style x
>>83400809she sounds like a good'un tbqh. we all at different point on that hierarchy of needs, brass tacks we need somewhere to live and food in our tummies.but you're also getting those love and belonging needs aren't you, sounds like you've a good support network through your family and who knows some day a church friend might even go, "hey cross, wanna go see Chainsaw Man 2 with me? :)"
Cherry coloured funks x
>>83400848Am pretty isoalted Tbh overall i miss my aunty byt i appreciate the ppls thats with me.My family pprobably sounds bigger bc I talk about them often bc I dont talk to any1 else irl to talk about any1 else here.I guess But its alright Its my fault cus I keep putting off conacting ppls back like the support lassie nd stuff I jst sack it off bc It feels easier to stay in my room.We all try harder in next year ~_~
Ngl its a decent set up for my personality tho the cat nd mam nd I guess my step dad nd 2 siblings on tap I jst miss my aunty a lot sometimes As she ws the glue that held things Together for my mental health bc she was INFP like me.I wonder what my bio-dad is up to these days.
>>83400846That's ok then, that's just chill and watch a film. Or even chill and vidya is fun.
Ngl i want to contact the lassie some time my old childhood friend.Its such a shame we moved house or else i would have had a kindred spirit in my lifes all that time Like it sux.
Kinda funny in safety not guaranteed the chad guy wanted to meet his high skool gf nd then when they finally see her Hes like "shes fat now" "shes big" "shes not young anymore" Ngl she ws cute to me when they f*ked on the bench i felt aroused sexually n.n;
How i wish 2 be independent live alone n not grieve for anyone x
never used to crave chocolate or sweets but i really binged yesterday. the tiramisus and then some Morrisons Bakery brownie bites and shortbread bites. just scranned the lot of them over the course of midnight to about 9am.lads are ITT going on about having selection boxes in for Christmas and that... i'm wondering if i should start viewing choccies the way i had to view alcohol: if i have it in the house, i will have it.not sure what i was doing during those non-eating days last year. was staying up a lot too. so it was like a complex until a therapist convinced me (a grown arse man) to go on her scales and i was 9 stone (which wasn't even underweight).
>>83400900>>83400951yeah was gonna say that's one possible avenue to feeling less isolated. you'll still have your family and cat, you're just branching out a bit.Scot Crossy's Precious Little Life x
>>83400929Deffos xx
>>83400988>Morrisons Bakery brownie bitesSo good n.n
Expelliarmus x skibidi amogus x
FLIPENDO!
>>83400444Obviously Yorkshire is the north. What else would it be? It's above the midlands, also known as the north.
>how can this place geographically located in the north of england be known as part of the north of england
just want this website back.i mean this is me, emulating the main page perfectly in Ruffle. but those sneaky devils at Warner Bros have made the ancient links now redirect to a new page telling you to buy the 8-film box set.
On the nightwalk. Lone females will never feel safe out here with mentally ill men like me around. Love the dead of night when wagies are sleeping. Just me and the pigs.
>>83401036I've had my netflix for the night, now time to get high and go chill. Nearly got caught up in watching dayz videos, but I'm calling it a night now.Nighty night.
okay i'm on to something. those plebs at Flashpoint haven't archived the games. i suppose they're not games as such.hard to move around the archive.org site since there aren't many links, the navigation is onClick buttons in Flash menus (damn we were stupid).but even the HTML links are relative ones so it's trying to take me to like archive.org/hogwarts/enrol.asp. but i'm getting there.
>>83401277Gd night friend sleep well
*hacker voice* i'm incrossy i am been accepted to Hogwarts! now i just need to go through the Sorting Hat
>>83401302>>83401361Thanks for posting these
>>83401373you're welcome lad.i just found EXACTLY what i was looking for:https://web.archive.org/web/20030608232726/http://cache.harrypotter.warnerbros.com/wandshop/swf/wandshop_a11.swfhand fun playing with your wand, anon
https://youtube.com/shorts/Gkn90Xj0n20 <33333
https://youtu.be/i6Ki0Rj-dNE <3 n_n
>>83401609alri xtal la
Im extremely horny, and my pussy is wrt but i cant have sex, its over
>>83397464>maybe we should improve society somewhat?>stop complaing and continuing slaving
>>83401920your pussy is with regard to what
wouldnt mind regarding ruths pussy
Jst got them bennies in x n.n
>>83402262corr nice one lad. get people prezzies if you haven't done it already, and treat yourself to a nice hot drink while you're out shopping
>>83402285Ye,thanx,i need to buy a few prezzies still what about you?
>>83402306i only have two people i need to buy prezzies for and i don't want to just get them drugswill have a think and a look around
you know what's insane to me? you CANNOT get Lain's bear pyjamas, anywhere.i know kigurumi is a whole thing and there some bear ones (on Amazon, AliExpress, etc) but even on Etsy and places, nobody has just made the Lain pyjamas.mate A would love those, perfect present if it existed.
>>83402385What about incense or crystals or bath bomb frm Lush,adult colouring book x
Gettin smth for sis byt am adding this 1 for me Am gna save it for December 31 midnight Nd it's like my bath for the new year new me xhttps://www.lush.com/uk/en/p/silent-night-bath-bomb?queryId=3f1c576495782fc6c6b5085ee5087e39
I used to get my mam same perfume evry Christmas paul smith rose It is rly rly nice. Bht it's discontinued now. Other 1 she likes cerutti 1881
Cute idea https://www.lush.com/uk/en/p/secret-santa-gift?queryId=f2cf8d40e23331860be6a798a99975bc
V cute teddy https://peakfigures.com/products/bear-onesie-lain-plush-preorder
>>83402578>>83402634>>83402649have you ever considered moving into a care home?
My step dad would love this ngl its quite pricy tho but ill fink about it. He collects model trains. Buses cars etc. He has hundreds n hundreds I fink my mam aint a big fan of it bc it takes up all that space. What was my sisters room after she moved out He filled the room up wi this stuff. My mam put a bed back in that room n says its to be left that it can be used as a spare room. I fink he moved them to the shed.
>>83402528will have a think. have gotten attached to the Lain pyjamas idea a few times because she likes Lain and cosy pyjamas, would be such a perfect find if somewhere just made them right.but that's me with presents, i get fixated. ex-bf got into D&D and he played some specific shark-man wizard character and i spent ages trying to get this custom miniature for his games. but in the end i just bought him a Switch Pro Controller which he wanted so he was happy (but it's not AS cool).pregabalins for all. we're all old now. everyone likes useful presents, right? pregabalins, socks, shower stuff.
>>83402660No bc I have my mam. If she wsnt here tho i rly rly don't know what happens after that. Not a good future.
>>83402686Normal bear onesie byt then also get lain teddy or lain blu ray So that the theme still comes across ~_~
All cats have asperger syndrome x
>>83402728true but then THERE'S THE BUTTONED PYJAMA TOP. some cosplays have done it well enough, i think. i just don't get why these cheap Chinese manufacturers don't do it.>>83402736oh my goodness i am LEARNING
This cute, wrong holiday doe https://www.asos.com/lush/lush-halloween-mischief-night-bath-shower-duo/prd/209388250
Winter arc x
Corr up nice and early me. Got that voluntary work in a few hours so might jump on Fortnite for a bit. Might order a Greggs brekkie in as well because why not x
>>83402797slaving for free might be for you but it definitely isnt for me
>>83402797Cozy nd living ur best life oh ayes x hvv a nice day x
>>83402829Crossy would you work for free?
>>83402829Aye it's a hard life but someone has to do it x
>>83402867>but someone has to do itwont be me x
Skin is dry af. I hate winter so much.
>>83402867What you gettin at greggingtons x
What eyes yous got? C20/D10 for me
Maybe am a30 in fact. One of those 3 newyas
Just realised this could turn into Like a racial /political thing. It was a innocent post. Nevermind, ignore n___n
Lifeless black eyes like a dolls eyes x
How do u reincarnate as some1 wi a10 eyes?
>>83402951reincarnation is not real
>>83402957Lies i will reincarnate as a cute millennial girl with a10 eyes
knowing my luck i will reincarnate as a depressed NEET (again)
>>83402971why not a tall extroverted chad?
>>83402909>>83402920just shone a lot into my eyes (as you do) and i think i'm A30. blue eyes but kinda like a grey-blue.>>83402924i also have blonde hair I AM WHAT THEY SAY THEY WANT, CROSSY >:)))
>>83402991Ehh sure why not x n_n
>>83402902Dunno lid. Might get meself a wacon and omlette roll and a cheeky cheese and onion bake x
4chan is getting blocked in the UK lads. Going to be weird without Britfeel. Reform have promised to get rid of the Online Safety Act as soon as they get in. That is reason enough to vote for them.
>>83403018Hope HHL brings back the marmiteman4 channel when 4chan gets blocked
anyway time to sleephopefully tramadols arrive in a few hourssad about the k*t*mine delay but oh well you never know do younight Crossladnight HelperLadnight Anonymous
Donald Trump Jr. got engaged. Why can't you?
>>83403030Nighty night lid. Me? Necking me 2nd wuppa of the morning. Need to get in touch with the ol' bossman at the voluntary work to find out if I actually need to go in today since he didn't text me yesterday to confirm like he usually does.
>>83402909A30 doesnt make the cut for true hyperborean aryan bvll soz
>>83403007>>83403030Ya i go sleep now too. Night night x
HHL works for free while Crossy sleeps comfortably
>>83403071The volunteering is obviously his own choice. Nothing wrong with that if he enjoys it.
>>83403102it obviously isnt his own choice lol
>>83403104You obviously don't know how disability benefits work
>>83403108do you, laddie?
There are much bigger threats to this country than Russia. This is stupid af. Also, no Russian ever called me a racist x>Whole-of-society effort needed to deter Russia threat, armed forces chief says>More UK families will "know what sacrifice for our nation means" as the nation seeks to deter a potential confrontation with Russia, the head of the military has said.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62vd7dkdpyo
female co-worker just showed up with messy hair, corr she probably was shagging all night, might try to get a whiff when she walks by next time
>>83403137Boomers are going senile so they're retreating fully into their WW2 fantasies. Boomers literally act as if they participated in WW2 combat its weird af.
>>83397515God made me this way. God is good.
>>83403029He has classic north east England Geordie male phenotype. Pale skin, pinched face, skinny build.
>>83403168>female co-worker just showed up with messy hair, corr she probably was shagging all nightShe fit?
It a wacon and egg kind of morning x
>>83403232He's low key cute. I don't know why he struggles with women.
>>83403282Lowkey? Guarantee he's better looking than all his trolls and he isn't an unshowered smelly bastard like them either. HHL won.
>>83403278Me? Muesli and coffee
Lollers looks like iggy pop but with a pony-tail and a receeding hairline
incredibly tired but no rest for me sadly, the show apparently MUST go on
>>83403351Like a skullet?
>>83403282Twolls fuming that HHL has decent hair and isn't balding (like them) lmao.
>>83403305>all his trollsIt's like 3 people at most and one of them is footmong
>>83403282>why he struggles with women.Bc he's a spacker living in a care home? With a miniwilly that doesn't work?
>>83403426Where do you live, big man?
Another wuppa garn down the hatch then need to get sorted for this voluntary work x
We all Greggs brekkie in life x
>>83403464>>83403569You work (for free) so I dont have to, cheers x
>>83401235this isn't Hastings, Ruthmong...
>>83403577Doing me part de lid x
>>83403602I thank you from my warm comfy bed
Might grab a bag of beer and fuck off today. Beaches and the benches for me my leeeeeeeeds.
>>83403651This but a bag of pregabalin
Anally penetrated the wifeberg last night
Anally penetrated by his uncle in a caravan
Time4anothercoffeee
You can just put a spoonful of hot chocolate mix into your morning cafetiere of coffee. Turns it into a mocha of sorts. You can do it, there's literally nobody stopping you from making your coffee chocolatey. Why not do it? Do it you fucking coward do it.
Want to buy a home but can't afford one. Sad!
>>83403751You can get big loans to help with that lad, they call them mortgages.
44 hours into this particular VNberg. Corrrrr, some very degenerate CGs.
>>83403769Can't get a mortgage either. Sad!
Trying to book another meeting with the escort, but she has messed up her profile on AdultWork so I can't book the time we agreed on.God almighty why is everything SO fucking hard for me? Literally nothing goes smoothly.
Booked a tranny escort who ended up being a bloke in a wig named Dave. Cheeky bastard was just looking a quick payday. His beard kept tickling me cock. Ended up getting a bricklaying job out of it.
Shippy's big fat sausage fingers
Shippy's big fat sausage cock scraping my anal walls roughly.
>>83403818No need to book through adultwork lad, she wants you to just turn up whenever
>>83403848Yeah no, stop trying to bait me.
Monglimit
Here we go lads>>83403886>>83403886>>83403886
make a thread on bant r9k threads are shit and i'll have nought to do with them
Big dogs cock
