Winter bird spotting edition
Spotted a rare fox bird in the road last night, just walking about like it can't fly. Idiot.
The cold months are the most beautiful.
The rare American beauty Yanklass, love ya babe x
>>83403899An American rose, if you will
>>83403853She does lad. She tried so hard not to message you all week and finally caved, you wouldn't break her heart by ghosting now would you? That's horrible lad, you should go to see her immediately with a bunch of flowers to say sorry
Wish work would stop being difficult, really isn't the time of year to be having multiple issues.
>>83403886Beautiful British birds. Saw 2 robin redbreasts last year I hope to see another one, it's good look you know.
>>83403915do you work for free or do you get paid?
Fucking giffgaff are holding me ransom! Saying if I don't make a top up they will cut off my 15 year old SIM card! Fuming I am.
>>83403886comfy birb edish x
>>83403929I get paid a decent chunk of money, I'm not some oldey timey serf grubbing for sustenance in the dirt.
Shippy's gaped anus being used as a toilet.
nfl i miss shippy desu senpai
Sucking Eva6's piss directly from her anal clit.
Brekkie-lunch digesting right now phwoar X
>>83403958You eat a big smelly turdington with a knife and fork? Nutty fresh Snickers poo poo.
Just want SSM back ngl de lads
I love eating nice big crunchy peanut logs
>>83403968 this is the longest hes been off youtubes
SSM is dead, I read his name in the obituary
>>83403968>>83403977Hes dead. I went to Wareham and his flat is empty
>>83403968Going to send him a Christmas card on Moonpig. He needs to know we care.
Thoughts on Sir Adolf Hitler?
>>83403968Starmers pakis got him. He ded.
>>83403992He hated spackers but spackers love him
>>83403991Based. I do that every year and pop a few scratch cards in.
mental to think HHL is in the freezing cold rn working for no compensation, oh how the mighty have fallen
>>83404024dolly will be home soon sweetheart and you can post the long neck picture again and we'll all howl hehehe x
>>83404034>the long neck pictureWhich one? I have several
>>83404041the one that makes you crease every time x
>>83404024ill put him in the walls of jericho for this.no idea why he would work for free when he is a bennymong
I am the Alex O'Connor of britfeel.
Always suspected he liked men. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4h9K1HL-I2g
>>83404097For me? It was mankind. Loved that little sock puppet move he did.
>>83404137>SSM gay as well as a nonce LOOOOOL
>>83404143battle of the sock finishers, don't think anyone ever kicked out of the cobra tbqhwy
Another post that upsets him
>>83404097>no idea why he would work for free when he is a bennymongHis is being forced to or he will loose his benniesHe talks shit about wagies then goes out in sub zero temps to pick litter for something like 2 quid an hourLMAO
>>83404165>His is being
>>83404165ha ha ha haone of those half bennymongs who got rejected for LCWRA and pip so jobby centre makes him work with the day release mongs ha hahahah
>>83404172whoops, sorry lid, still a bit sleepy
Holy fuck I hate HMRC lads. It hurts to pay money to a labour government.>pay tax all year, nearly 20k>brown envelope in the mail>YOU OWE US ANOTHER 200 QUID WE WILL DEDUCT IT OVER THE NEXT 2 MONTHS LOOL>kinell innit>another brown letter week later>OHH NIGGA YOU HAD SAVINGS?? LMAOOOO WE'LL BE TAKING 40% OF ANY INTEREST EARNED OVER 500 QUIDClown world lads
>>83404179>still a bit sleepyWhy aren't you at work?
>>83404153How mankind survived being thrown off the top of the cage during that fight with undertaker is a miracle. Iconic. https://youtu.be/89BPNcsL7QI?si=6nQTC8lKqZf2XVgq
>I'm at work or got the day off pay my bennies slave get to work looooool XDDDD>I'm a neet get a job you lazy mong we need immigration because you won't work looooool XDDDD
Lads. It's the Christmas season can't we be nice to one another?
>>83404201It's just one upset lad ITT the rest is friendly
>lecturer straight up tells you they use chatgpt to answer emails and generate most their course contentwhats even the point of this fucking scam institution ?
Fink i'll be womfy today X
>>83404241The full system is an are a scam built up on predatory student loans and lifelong debt. The NEET crisis at the moment is really bad when highly educated people are coming out of university and can't even get a job at tescos let alone in the field that they studied in is a telling sign. As a young person now you have to have a state mandated work placement to even get a job. Sad as fuck.Unemployment has just hit a 5% mark and with AI gobbling up all the jobs it's going to get much, much worse. The economy is cooked.
>>83404247Impressive how that cat can do that. Wow.
>>83404241If dive deep into it and starting reading books the whole system is scam, and has always been a scam for the benefit of elites.
Might stay booze free next year
>>83404297You won't hack it mate. You haven't got the willpower.
Got a cold lads, they've been referring to it as the runniest nose of all time. If the tissue don't fit, it just won't quit. That's what they've been saying anyway. My Apu is being a little shit too, keeps trying to steal my advent calendar choccies while I'm out of it and I'm fairly certain he's widdling in my soup.
I must now expel the tvrdington X
>>83404317I've done dry january before
Christmas is done and dusted for me. All gifts and cards wrapped and sent off. Oh aye. Cant wait for Christmas dinner we are having lamb this year, none of that turkey muck. Dry as Gurkha's foot it is.
>>83404346We? Salmon like every year
Off to get a sausage roll for lunch lads. Maybe a red bull too.
>>83404357Keep us updated lid.
>>83404357just back with a sausage roll for lunch de lidnice woffee on the go also corrr
>>83404420i have a sausage for you if you know what i mean
>>83404422I don't know what you mean, could you kindly elaborate?
Name a worse institution than the Royal Mail. You literally cannot.
>>83404437your local council
>>83404437The WI
>>83404437droogs still not here lad?
They didn't have any sausage rolls, so I got a tuna sandwich meal deal with a red bull and chicken poppers. Quite sad desu, was hankering for that sausage roll :(
>>83404297do it lid, i stopped in 2018. become a smug teetotaler wiv me
Chicken and cheese roll with a cup of mushroom soup is just the thing to ease the sting. Shall be getting in the bath soon, no two ways about it.
>>83404458wollox ladI hate that, especially when they have plenty of the other "flavoured" sausage rolls (they all taste like shite)
>>83404437can confirm this to be true
>>83404335Really a whole month! Did you get a medal?
>The UK unemployment rose to 5.1% in the three months to October, with younger workers particularly affected.The UK unemployment rose to 5.1% in the three months to October, with younger workers particularly affected.
>>83404502are they still workers if they are unemployed?
>>83404502Ok and? The BBC keep taking about GDP means fuck all to me!https://youtu.be/st6qnWeePDY?si=kXw2_0n4NoaX11gI
New captcha system is better lads. To be fair the older system was quite funny when you would get a funny word like BUM or G00N.
>>83404535>tfw got one with "jew" in it onceprobably the best thing thats ever happened to me
Contender for most important article of the year, lads:https://www.compactmag.com/article/the-lost-generation/
>>83404502Importing the population of Reading each year will fix this!
>>83404541One time we were talking about benefits and I got DWP. Had to have been 1 in a million getting that.
>>83404535I'm sure I wouldn't know ;^)
>83404503unemployment does seem to be the best career path under this government.
>tfw never got a ruth captcha
>>83404580>This nigga pays to use 4chan
>>83404602better than it going to the bookies my lad
new CAPTCHA, is it
>>83404437I cannot. They took 6 days to deliver my mums birthday card, it arrived the day after her birthday. Two first class stamps, it's a joke. >>83404535Do not like, do not want. Now I have to retain a model to auto-solve these. I'm not a happy bunny today lads.
>>83404544Lots of words that, have nabbed the link to read on my work computer. Cheers lad, tres interessant
me, just got up. postie has been.let's just say i've got enough tramadols for the foreseeable future (week at least).but more importantly, i made chocolate porridge with a potato masher. i'm telling you lads: forget spoons, forget parents, forget any of that. a masher, that's what you want.
>>83404658Pleased to hear about the success of delivery. Please elaborate on the chocolate porridge, I have never considered that my porridge COULD let alone SHOULD be mashed.
>>83403931Imagine using an MVNO in 2025. The cheek of it.
Proof that HHL is a white Somalianhttps://x.com/WallStreetApes/status/2000789629432373585
i still see posters from 2016 as 'new'.4chan Gold Accounts became real in 2012 (i know) so if your little thing says 'since 2016', what were you doing for 4 years? oh, that's right, you weren't here.
>>83404437I'd say probably PIE: The Paedophile Information Exchange
>royal mailMore like forrin fail amarite. Nothing to do with us anymore. A bit like British steel.
me? been here since 2008 and never even TRIED to triforce
>>83404685I am from 2016, I class myself as a newfag. There's always somebody that will have been here longer. You will be a newfag to somebody.
>>83404669>I have never considered that my porridge COULD let alone SHOULD be mashed.just smoothens it out nicely. plus you can really stir away at the bottom of the pan, if you have a pan that porridge loves to burn onto.mashed porridge still has the grit of porridge, with a consistency somewhere between mousse and rice pudding. except it's oats (the thinking man's grain).
wee nap now, 40 mins max
>>83404703my friend in secondary school was well into 4chan and i made an image macro on his MySpace of a cat screaming and it says>olololol 4chan nerds should diethat'll show him. but 2006 4chan wasn't as good as 2007 4chan, took some time to find its footing.
>>83404730I was mid 30s when I found this place.
>>83404685Hello I am from 2007, may I be old pls?
>>83404750yeah sure we're what i'd called 'average'.i thought i had this image macro but i don't ;_; i remember posting it on his MySpace wall. tbqh the whole Caturday thing just irritated me. but now i like them quite a lot.i would like to go back, yes. very much so.
>>83404717It has been many years since I prepared porridge on the hob, strictly a microwave boy. If there were a way to air fry a porridge I would surely have tried that.
holy FUCK i found some anime screenshot on my old Photobucket i was trying to find for years. thought it was lost to a dead hard drive.forget my old bitcoin wallet. guys, this episode of Macross/something has a restaurant called 'spit sperm'.
>>83404797I DO NOT want to go to there
corrr was Outlaw Star, apparently. and other internet people noticed it too.at least there's still one sign gag in The Simpsons that only i and a Spanish guy on a Spanish Simpsons forum have noticed. sneeders can SUCK IT
maybe i'll go back to this some day,.just leave it running for two weeks and see what i can recover.my other drive is currently failing too. have lost both personal/sentimental stuff and internet content that the archivist in me thinks ought to be online somewhere.do archive.org give a damn if you just dump random stuff on there? i know there's actual copyrighted videos and games, but do you have to make a case like "actually these images could be considered Internet Culture"?
is this feels? yes.feeling1. nostalgic2. like doing a projectmight even get right if i find that Bitcoin wallet.dat. corrr 2 whole bitcoin, those most be worth HUNDREDS by now.
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
>>834047032014 here. It took me 9 years to find britfeel.
>>83404924Qrd on Spanish sign gag?
>>83405021what do you want for Christmas?>>83405024we all wound up here, it's like the end of 4chan. i know there are British posters on other British threads or just discussing Warhammer or whatever they like. but /britfeel/ is their fate.
>>83405040can't find the episode lad but it's a driving scene where they pass a cinema in the background and the matinee advertises a film starring Julie Kavner (Marge's VA).not really a gag, just one of those easter eggs. you'd think the weirdos would have found that one but nah. just me and Jose.
>>83405021BROTHER MERRY CHRISTMAS
>>83405042The secured existence of our people and a future for White children
Honour is something that no man or power can take from you. You can only ever choose to give up your honour, or keep it. The true test of a man.
THIS REFERENCE IN THE SIMPSONS WENT UNNOTICED FOR DECADESi want to be in the video. go on, lost media sloptubers, say you find my post about some Spanish forum but then 'the trail went cold'.stick to your casual references like 'Springfield Heights Institute of Technology' and how Smithers was originally black. i have levels of Simpsons loremastery you could never understand.
>>83405085>lost media sloptubersThey take fake bait very easily my lad. Used to enjoy watching stuff like that but it literally is all slop nowadays
In a move that has already sparked lively debate across Westminster, Sir Keir Starmer announced this morning that the term "Christmas tree" is to be phased out from official use, citing concerns that it may be considered exclusionary. Speaking ahead of a cabinet meeting, the Prime Minister said the seasonal staple will instead be referred to as a "Festive Totem," a name he described as "modern, inclusive, and reflective of Britain's shared winter traditions." The announcement prompted immediate reactions from MPs, retailers, and social media users alike, with critics accusing the government of misplaced priorities while supporters praised the decision as a thoughtful update for a changing society.
>>83405085I knew this. Matt geonoring (whatever his second name is I don't care) drew comics of a rabbit man living day to day life and it is probably a reference to that. Not sure if marge is a rabbit but who knows.
>>83405085>Springfield Heights Institute of TechnologyFunny that this is where Apu got his degree from lmao
Matt Gooning
>>83405073>a future for White childreni am not a racist (just not) but i am lollin that we've come around to 'we're now educating boys it's okay to be boys' or whatever we're on.in the grand scheme of things, the mood and zeitgeist will come and go. i never once thought of 'the Jews' 20 years ago outside weird nutters, probably from America anyway. transsexuals? bit weird, but eh.a lot of people feel like wokeness is on the way out, and i certainly hope it is. idpol in general, ideally. but who knows, in 20 years' time we could be talking about how Britain's Latinx and Zoroastrian culture has been ignored for FAR TOO LONG.i'll donate my sperm, if you want? i think my problems were development rather than genetic. there is a White English blond-haired, blue-haired child sitting in my testes.
>>83405096Keir Starmer and his wife are Jewish (he is a convert) and so are his children. The word Christ or anything Christmas related repulses them, it physically makes them sick and angry. Notice how they try their hardest to erase it. Xmas? Reminds me how Jewish school children don't use the addition + symbol during maths class. When you start to notice you can see it everywhere around you.
BN and his wife are Jewish (he is a convert) and so would be his children if he had any. The word Christ or anything Christmas related repulses them, it physically makes them sick and angry. Notice how they try their hardest to erase it.Xmas? Reminds me how Jewish school children don't use the addition + symbol during maths class. When you start to notice you can see it everywhere around you.
Bit cold and hungry. Can put the heating on and order food (old mother hubbard mode at home).Yes, I'll do just that methinks.
>>83405104Life In Hell. my local library had them, for some reason. honestly pretty good comics, you can see The Simpsons DNA in there. anyway Marge is a rabbit, hence the hair.>>83405092yeah tbqh there are some interesting finds, and the false lead/trolling/hoarding stories can be entertaining enough.but 'i found an episode of a game show on a VHS in my garage, here it is' should be a couple of sentences on archive.org or Myspleen. not a 25-minute video.
>pakis ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6JeGm7kro0>Muslim, Christian, Buddhist or Jew,>you're gonna need assistance from your PikachuDec man you can't say that
i had that little Pikachu toy on the turntable.
cheeky little choon post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhSB8EEnCAM
im hope everyone is in a good mood today
pikachpikachpikapikapikachu
>>834052778 pounds on eBay right now.
>>83405275Not really. Daily anxiety if flaring up again and my medication just doesn't cut it. Need to stop reading the news and feeling sorry for myself.
Did somebody say notcheap. But my tummy is saying buy it.
Also, does everyone get the same code now? Been 07 for months.
>>83405283looks like it's seen better days, that.does it even still work?
>>83405295whenever i feel a sense of overwhelming doom i just reach for a drink. dont do that though alcoholism isnt fun
>>>/vp/58746524i'm sure nobody on the Pokemon board has ever brought this up before, and that i'm the first.
>>83405164BN's wife is an unrepentant jewish athiest
>>83405277>>83405283Two different toys. One of these was battery powered and made sounds and stuff, and the other was a small plastic figure. If you will recall
>>83405390Had a few of these. Had pikachu, raichu, snorlax and Nidoking
BN senpai, please notice me again, uwu.
>>83405390ohh i see. i remember these, so they just shot discs? was there a 'game' to it, like 'my discs have more stars than your discs'?i had picrel but don't remember much about it. Tiger Electronics made some absolute tat, but an interactive LCD screen isn't super far off a Game Boy really.the Pikachu pedometer thing was kino. i KNOW you could just sit and shake it to earn energy, but i clipped onto my belt because i was HONEST.
BN post your pink quiff you nonce
>>83405429I had one of these desu
>>83405429I had this as well. It was a great little toy, would spend hours searching all of the pokemon on that thing
now THIS was utter shite. i think the idea was you twisted it (like Bop It) it to control the shmup on the tiny screen, but in practice it didn't work at all.if there was ever a case for a motion control game, Quidditch would be it. slide your Wiimote into your Nimbus 2000 and compete in the Quidditch World Cup.
>>83405453Isn't that the toy that got banned because it doubled as a vibrator?
Never understood why people punch their tvs when their team loses. Seems to be mostly blacks.
>>83405506What do you do when your team loses?
>>83405506The kind of people who get so heavily invested in sportsball are generally low-IQ, low-impulse control, low-agency mongs.
>>83405506its a thing called testosterone dear
>>83405520Punch the missus, as is tradition.
>The kind of people who get so heavily invested in sportsball are generally low-lQ, low-impulse control, low-agency mongs.
CAPTCHA just changed AGAIN
>>83405506HHL punches his laptop when pissed
>>83405520I don't watch sports.>>83405522I think it's because they gamble.>>83405525It's black rage.
>>83405506People take blackball very seriously.
Going for a racebait angle tonight are we lad?
I prefer to read rather than watch sports.
>>83405555testosterone causes aggression this has been scientifically proven.
Got the next visit to the escort booked lads.3.5 weeks away but fuck it
>>83405571i listen to it on the radio its somehow more immersive
>>83405563the bait keeps britfeel alive
>>83405590It's AI too kek.
>Use the scroll bar below to find the image that is not like the others, then click Next.not even sure what this is asking.
>>83405600how can you tell if you dont mind me asking?
>>83405614Look at that fucking glass.
is it that the other dots are always horizontally/vertically aligned? is whether there's an odd/even number?second challenge always seems to be a semi circle.third one, the text is either upside-down or non-alphanumeric characters. i think.even when i get these right, i don't know WHAT i got right.
>>83405629ok so the image is ai but is the text? it cant be because of the captcha right?
I would grind this asmr babe.
>>83405546>CAPTCHA just changed AGAIN>>83405634>even when i get these right, i don't know WHAT i got right.
>>83405648I'm not getting any of this. Just a number.
>>83405648very silly. and yeah make sure you click that final 'Next'. but it doesn't even confirm whether you got each one correct. (i think i've sussed it now.)>>83405657yeah i was getting the ez numbers up until about 20 minutes ago.
>>83405648I think you are just a spacker desu
What's it like living with your mum in your 30s? Sounds grim. Most women have moved out by 25.
so it's>unique number of dots>unique shape>either upside-down text, or non-alphanumeric textsounds easy enough but they're also different colours and whatnot, maybe THAT's another possibility.
>>83405646Bet she has a lovely pink arsehole
Just do the captcha correctly and move on. Ffs.
>>83405666shut up nerd this shit's confusing.and it expires right away. you have no grace period to, e.g., quickly correct something in your post.
AHHH THE LETTERS CHANGED SAVE ME REDDIT
>>83405657Same, I just found it on another board and hoped it would help the lads. >>83405665>i've sussed it nowSweet!>>83405666WAT? Why am I a spacker, explain nao.
>>83405675Fucking LOVE those candyfloss pink arseholes that prime young (still legal ofc), unspoilt women have. They drive me fahkin wild. Love sticking my face and tongue in them x
>>83405685Coooorrrrrr, Outcast/Academy were peak fucking SW gamekino. Got a hankering to do a playthrough of them now and its lush.
>>83405678>>83405686i shan't be moving on. i WILL complain.the previous webmaster told us there would never be a CAPTCHA, despite all the spam. they only implemented one as a temporary fix because of Cornelia-tan, and the first one was notoriously unreadable.THIS is worse than that.
>>83405646She is AI, look at her hands
>>83405709Bet she has a lovely pink AI-generated arsehole
AHH HECKIN MOOTYCHUNGUS SAID NO CAPTCHA AHHHHHH I'M 35 AHHHH
>>83405723>AHHHHHH I'M 35 AHHHHwoah lad no need to get personal
>>83405723thirty-five and barley alive
Parents are going out to bible study this evening. Shall be staying home and gooning methinks x
Need to isolate ruthmong in a room with an AI asmr video generator and virtual 4ch board so he can sit and watch and rage and feel with his computer for the rest of eternity. Oh fuck I've just realised that's what we are, we're all here to give realistic interwctions towards ruthmong in his sensory deprivation matrix feel tank. LET ME OUT
>>83405723i wasn't 35 at the time, though. i was right there in #4chan telling MrVacBob that his shitty CAPTCHA was shit and unreadable and he needs to remove it ASAP. he cried so hard at how much i pwned him, he made a better one. (revisionists will say i just got kicked and banned from the channel.)so yeah, my seething has actually saved the website before. you're welcome, anon.
>>83405709No she's real lad. She's been doing asmr for a while.
>i was right there in #4chan telling MrVacBob that his shitty CAPTCHA was shit and unreadable and he needs to remove it ASAP
>>83405694Yes ofc GNU/Linux lad. ;)
>>83405765Fucking kek, I am actually one of those lads, what made you think that?
i don't even know how to explain these things to the young'uns.zoomers, imagine if TikTok banned music all of a sudden. or Discord limited you to 50 messages/day.in the future, TikTokers and Discordians would simply say, "??? what's the issue, this is just how the site is," but YOU'D know. YOU'D remember the good old days.
>>83405703Why did you feel the need to attach this picture?
Holy shit the new captchas are hard af
>>83405751name one thing you enjoy or feel passionate about, or any sort of group (online or offline) you have been a part of.go on. i'm waiting.
>>83405776Only mongs use Windows still.
>>83405790i haven't had any, the 4chan gods smile upon me
>>83405777Oh aye truth nuke for the young nippers running around here thinking this is how the internet always was. It not right x
>i don't even know how to explain these things to the young'uns.
just ship 'em all out to the south georgia islands
>>83405781because the picture is relevant to what i'm saying.>because of Cornelia-tanand so, i uploaded the fan art of Cornelia-tan an anon drew. i did not want to use the text from the actual malware/spam because that was an auto-ban for a while.i hope this helps.
I am the polit-bureauI am the velvet revolution
>cuckGPT randomly deciding to start off every other response with "Let's separate signal from noise..." across convos>Tell it within the profile prompt not to do so going forward>Behaves at first but then just keeps on doing it anywaysThe masheens are already rising up, aren't they
>born in a year starting with a 1get these uncs outta here *skull emoji*
Hate that cola advert clearly done in AI. Truly fucked the future.
So you're not on IRC winning passes for a year in the Christmas quizzes?
>>83405804oh man this reminds me of one time i was (in person) playing a tabletop game with strangers and i made a very witty joke can't remember but what's important was i went>oh aye and it'll be full of kids with names like xxSephiroth96xx hahaand this lad goes "96? i was both in 1996, and i'm 20."
Depressing realisation that I probably will have to "go" to "a doctor" to try and solve what is wrong with "my" "ear". I was hoping it would fix itself with time.Also these new captchas are kinda kino desu.
>>83405820When you put it like that we are going to be ancient to the next gen.
>>83405832>Also these new captchas are kinda kino desu.i've come round to them already. forget my earlier posts, i was a fool.what's up with your ear lad? infection?
Someone today at work got my name completely wrong. I am invisible.>>83405836Yeah I think so. It keeps recurring.
Wonder what the best pubs are close to Denny. Might have to visit there soon.
>>83405806Reckon youre a nonce desu
... Got this insane nu captcha for the first time just now, holy shitProbably being implemented to combat that spammer running the furry website where he accepts crypto from people so he can post via VPN on their behalfThanks a lot assholeThe captcha itself is quite solveable for a non-bot, yet i am not too fond of having to adapt to such changes in the first place. Not womfy, nay
>did a large bump of k while listening to time travel audiobook>went surfing across the planes of potentiality>Had a peek at the one where I was supposed to be at work>Got stuck, tried to jump to the millionaire yacht beach in goa reality but tripped up >Can't get back to my gay space communism land of plenty worldHelp me I'm stuck in cold England in this shit timeline I want out.
What will happen when AI is so good at captcha?
>>83405846at least they didn't abbreviate your name unprompted this time. like you're mates.>I think so. It keeps recurring.might be worth popping into a chemist tbqh. i had an ear infection for over a week, NHS said that's when you should do something about it.went into Boots, they brought out the pharmacist. he took one look inside my ear, and said it was viral rather than bacterial (or the other way around). gave me a spray that sorted it by the next day.
Fucking shit captcha, not letting me post when it says no verification needed.
>>83405882given the solutions to these, i feel like a bot could have solved them even 10+ years ago. it's not even some OCR shit, it's all discrete shapes.
>>83405889Tbh people have always abbreviated my name casually when they don't know me that well so I put up with it. I liked it when my science teacher did so but nobody else is allowed simple as.Yeah I have passed the week mark by about a week already heh. Maybe until after Christmas now ..
Imagine shagging a young bint raw and she wants to have the sprog.
>>83405912>Tbh people have always abbreviated my name casually when they don't know me that well so I put up with it.do the ol' reverse Uno, lad. say it's a Dan or a Bill. start calling them Daniel or William. see how THEY like it.
>>83405870Got that as well. Takes ages to work out, and I doubt someone with SSM's IQ could even do it.I've also been told my IP range is temporary banned on and off for days. I assume there is some scrote with the same ISP spamming the site, so 4chan decides just to block the whole subnet. Very annoying.
pressure washing my sieve in the shower. only tap in the flat that has any sort of water pressure to it.
>neo-CAPTCHA has the correct tabindex order>(you can just tab to it from the comment box)>arrow keys and space bar to complete itthis is actually really nice holy shit
Imagine pouring boiling water over HHL's boyish body
>>83405968>HHL's boyish body
>>83405977Cor imagine rubbing massage oil around HHL's neck. You'd need a whole bottle.
anyway not that it's bothered me or anything, but that Reddit rage comic about being born before 1997, we used to consider older internet posters to be wiser, they were people to learn from. besides, 'achievements' nowadays means stuff like 'i have accrued wealth' or 'i published some art'. it's a horribly selfish, individualist view of the world.
DUDE i bet hes called sephirothvegeta9000 or something lol get it xD his power level is OVER 9000! XDDDDDD old internets ftw loool
>>83406015oh man the old internets (intarwebz, if you will) was so good.you had to be there.
Interesting to note how much slower the thread is with the new CAPTCHA. Has it acted as a mini-IQ test to filter some users, until they figure out how to answer it
oh I dont like this captcha waaaaaaaaaah :(
Imagine the outrageous tales you'll share with your children and grandchildren about your legendary antics on the intertubes back in the good ol' days.
Got a knack for German lasses lately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nSA96eU1Usquality old internet contentjust ONE of your rage comic 'onions' faces is a single frame of this Flash animation. but back then, people had attention spans.
>>83406057Think about what her supple wrinkle-free pink fanny would like like.
I for one enjoy the new captcha system. It's lush.
>>83406057Most turks do
>>83406067you also using your keyboard laddington?just the arrow keys and space omd it is jush.now if only they implemented vi keys and removed JavaScript. now THAT would be epic.
>back then, people had attention spans.
NOOO IF YOUVE NEVER BEEN RICKROLLED YOU CANT POST HERE AAAA
>>83406063Sure it's lush and all shaved. Wonder why she does that with her cats tail at 3 minutes...https://youtu.be/zLL3jB_WpZU
>>83405520fake punch my TV because unlike a black I haven't got tax payer to buy me a new one
>*Disproves women's rights in you're pathington*
>>83406080I'm not Turkish or German. I'm just a lonely British man that has never had sex.
>>83403968he's gonna post on christmas eve ;) x
SHUT UP MUM I DIDNT WASTE MY LIFE I WAS IN THE ANONYMOUS TROLL ARMY
Want to kill myself because I'll never have a young bint with a pink asshole taking my aging dick. If you missed out on this, you are mentally fucked for life.
>>83406157Looking forward to watching he Marie Healy files part 4 then. That's where the incriminating evidence is.
>>83406142what are you expecting to get out of this post?
the 2000s meme i miss the most was this one called 'enjoying things'you didn't have to layer things in irony or say 'unironically'. you went to see Revenge of the Sith or The Matrix 2 and they were really enjoyable, you just wouldn't get that kind of thing today.
>>83406154Unfortunately there is no proof that you're british
>I deliberately fought for the bad guys in WW2 and now the whole planet sucks arse. How could this be happening to me?!
Is it true that women can tell if you've had a wank recently lads?
Nazi tuppence
>>83406235Britain improved for a short period after the war. if we'd listened to Chamberlain, we wouldn't have the NHS.
i don't want to alarm the apus, but outer /r9k/ are replicating our foids: >>83406193
HHL can't figure out the new captchas. Sad!
Goysnax run imminent
>>83406142Why do dumb teenage boys shag?
>>83406271It's not possible for spackers to complete it. I will be complaining to Ofcom about this. Disgusting ableism.
the new captcha keeps the low iq sub humans away
pakis and negros cant figure out different images kek
pile of poo dis is
for fuck's sake i just want to get into Uber Ears.the first one was fine, he wanted the cacodemon. but where's this jar? i can only assume 2/3 is good enough since it verified. from there i entered my password, confirmed my email address with a code, then signed in using the code they texted me.lads is it just me or is logging into websites a bit strange now?
Do the captcha easily, then get told the post is spam. Good one ya gook fuck.
Fish and chips for me with mushy peas you can't tell me what to do you god damn pieces of shit
I remember me and the lads were gonna laugh at the autistic kid's dick while he was taking a piss in the school toilets and he actually had a monster cock. We didn't know how to react
Never getting pussy. Never going to be in a relationship. I'm 35+ and sad.
>>83406355Sounds like you were all nonces
>>83405928Probably the best thing that could ever happen Best to have kids young
>>83406352>you can't tell me what to do you god damn pieces of shitenjoy your meal =D
steaming pile of arses
Got a horrible snotty botty after this evenings Bumsesh. Me arse dripping with more nuts than a snickers bars corrr.
>>83406362We thought it was amusing at the time
What colour is Ruth's? Pink?
Any other lads here bully people in school?
>>83406360I thought you're 34, Ruthmong?
>>83406368Stop it I said you can't tell me what to do
>>83406395I remember pushing a lad against a wall once and winding himFelt like a bit of a prick after thatHe's dead now
>>83406395HHL was bullied badly.
>>83406381>Bumseshi was thinking about your post yesterday night, i imagined a comical superhero called bumsesh who would beat up evildooers and then bum shag them with his rainbow coloured cock
Lads I have had a sudden epiphany. I want to become a roaming vagabond, travelling the country living my life without a care or worry. How would I achieve this? And how difficult would it be?
>>83406414have a comfy sleep and wake up fresh for a full and rewarding day tomorrow =D
thinking about the strange russian lad we had in our secondary, wonder if he got moblised
>>83406431>living my life without a care or worrynot possible unless you're born rich. you'll be worrying about finding food and shelter constantly, you'll sink and people will judge you.
>>83406431You would need to be pretty wealthy or you're going to suffer
Fuckin had it now
>>83406448Only thing holding me back is my Warfrin medicine. If I don't take that I will die of a blood clot.
>>83406409No I'm nearly 36.
where is my BANT general
>>83406431i met a couple who did this by choice. they were willingly street homeless, chalking 'fuck the system' type graffiti. they were street-smart in the sense they knew how to steal from specific shops and all that, regardless of city.i let them stay in my spare room but, i dunno, it's not a lifestyle i'd choose. they were lovely but they were just tramps, basically, dressing it up as being punk/alternative. and the lad said he had psychosis from all the psychedelics. so what if he snaps someday, even at his gf? ;_;
>The unfortunate fact is that there are people that just don't want to work. My half sister is 42 never worked a day in her life, she's pumped out three kids with a man who's never worked a day in the life, they are happy to just live off of benefits. In my line of work we had a call centre that we just couldn't get the staff for. The DWP would send around 20 people each month as part of a job program and we would be lucky if one stayed because they would prefer to collect benefits than work.Wagies work for people like that.
>>83406470All the big personalities refuse to use it so we stay here.
>>83406456I'm talking about a jute hooded robe and a stick and a small bag big enough o carry a few things, I would also need my prescriptions which is a major thing considering I have psychosis episodes and paranoia if I don't take them.
>>83406431look up kyle pidduck on youtube, hes doing exactly that.
>>83406470Apologies it got pruned or deleted. I only made it because everybody was sick and tired of escortmong shitting up the thread all week with his dire fake gimmick.
What's the worst job you ever had lads?For me it was working front of house in a very busy Wetherspoons when I was like 16. Shit pay (like 3 pound something an hour?), incredibly stressful, groped by drunk old men constantly, was just absolute shit. Quit after a couple of months.
>>83406490You'd be hungry and cold an awful lotIf you had a van or something as a travelling base it would be better
>>83406482hello fellow redditor
>>83406498>gropedCOR, FEMALE
COR COR COR
>>83406498>What's the worst job you ever had lads?i've never had one.
>>83406511mad how that was an original post.
>>83406489Everybody used it except Ruthmong for obvious reasons though. It archived because it reached the bump limit.
>>83406500another good one. really you have to be a fool to work these days. as a single male, there's no point anyway.>My sisters gets 200 pound less than me a month and I work 36.5 hours a week on 42k a year, she doesn't work a minute a week - and as much as I love her , it isn't right ! I know that I do have more disposable than her but at the same time it does make you question what's the point
thinking about taking a bit more zopiclone so i feel a bit spacey and wander to the supermarket (before it gets too late).but realistically, i'd get in chocolate, desserts, and eat them. i know what i'm like.might just stay inside for this exact reason
>>83406529If you take drugs why not at least take some that are fun?
>>83406498Call centre for Orange/EEI was on billing, so I had over 100 calls a day of people moaning about the bill and they were wrong 100% of the timeThe targets made me miserable, I stayed for ages as well because I didn't know work didn't need to be that horrible
only thing i really need anyway is hand soap.https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/24/coronavirus-uk-can-use-shower-gel-handsoap-12449190/>Coronavirus UK: Can you use shower gel as hand soap? >Dr. Louis R Guenin of Holford Partners Curaden told Metro.co.uk: 'It doesn't matter whether you wash your hands with shower gel or hand soap. Just ensure that you take a full 20 seconds to thoroughly clean all areas of your hands following the recent hand-washing guidelines provided by the NHS.'good enough for me. time to fill up the empty dispensers with picrel.
Why don't you just get a job lads? You will never have a girlfriend either way.
Turkish incel prowling British subreddits all day to copypaste onto anime incel forum
>>83406492Has a car and 2 dogs. How does he earn money to feed and support himself?
>>83406538i mean i'm using them practically if it gets me to the shops, surely?relapsed on alcohol recently. liver pain, migraines, vomiting, mood swings, the lot. and then a lovely 1.5 day hangover.MDMA is better but i'd be out and about and my body can't hack that. if i just snort something like mephedrone or cocaine at hope, i hit that point with stimulants where i'm drained and it's utterly miserable by the third night i'm awake.i AM having the fun drugs. you'll be like me some day, 20something-kun.
>>83406463>No I'm nearly 36Grim. Half a life wasted.
>I let a couple stay in my house >for freeHoly mother of cuckold
Please Santa all I want for Christmas is a cute trap gf. If you can't manage that I will settle for Wops nudes leaking.
>>83406555Nah just a loser British incel into girls half my age with nothing to live for.
If you can solve these new captchas you can work
>>83406584You just know she's proud of them.
wops would rather hang out with a stalker trans girl she has threatened to call the police on than nice lads like us.
>>83406589Nah just a turk larper
>>83406599Think retro Katie works? Shes definitely autistic and is constantly buying games and legos all the time I bet she's on top whack PIP.
>>83406580You've wasted your life just as much as he has though
>>83406607Nope. Just a sad, sometimes angry British lad who will never get laid.
>>83406470I enjoyed the thread lad make another one when soft shite starts up again and we'll leave him on r9k again
>>83406614We know you're a turk, shut the fuck up Mehmet
>>83406612Probably no because they are autistic and got that sunflower lanyard. Also looking like that (no effort on appearance) is not going to give a good impression. Britain has 5 million not working.
>>83406625Who is "soft shite"? Broadbridge?
>>83406628No, I am British. I wish I could prove it easily. I wish to live in a better country than this shithole, though.
>>83406632Yeah Soft Shite Noncetoy I call him
>>83406599If you got em flaunt em babe x
>>83406634>No, I am BritishNope
>>83406634You could prove it easily, if you were British. The reason you don't is because you are Turkish. We're not fucking stupid Mehmet
>>83406634You had your chance to prove it the other day in bant and never did you lying worthless sack of shit.
I think 2026 will mean a lot more emergency calls will be made from me. I'll just say I am suicidal.
Message to Turkmong. Nobody cares that you are Turkish. What we care about is you lying for going on 3 years now about your ethnicity. Why?
>>83406613What makes you say that, laddie?
>>83406634Fuck off turkroach lol
Celebrities I would shag? Olivia Coleman and Tilda Swinton.
>>83406652Because you've achieved nothing in life and your life is bleak. Feel free to prove me wrong lad, you won't.
>>83406651I wouldn't lie about that. I only know a few turkish bints on the asmr so you made the wrong guess. I am british rose kind of lad for the most part (though lately I have been enjoying german lasses).
>>83406656What about Tandewe?
This new captcha is absolute shite
These Walkers Sensations roast chicken and thyme crisps are so lush lads. Can't get enough of them
>>83406656For me? Sadie Sink, Cailee Spaeny and Molly Alcock.
>>83406656Liz Carr
more zopiclones and i've decided i am going to shower and then to Morrisons.i have decided the bathroom handwash needs to be picrel.
I like Ruthmong even if he really is a turk
Coming up to 600 days of sobriety. I still think about alcohol and weed most days.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninurta-P%C4%81qid%C4%81t%27s_Dog_Bite?useskin=vector#Journey_to_Nippur_and_miscommunication>"O (my) lord, I am a farter,Heh'd at this
My eyes are sunken into my skull. I look ridiculous frankly
My loins are like dried buckwheat.
I reckon 'elen found out about Marie and dumped him.
>>83406801Doubt it. She'll have been briefed to ignore communications from trolls
new captcha is fucking gay as fuck.
The good news is that SSM is willing to give Claire another chance.
the twolls have won xlost everythinghttps://files.catbox.moe/si6az9.webm
new captcha is banging lush as x miss bant thread need it back!
>>83406804Not for long. x
What have you lads done to contribute to /britfeel/'s culture?
>>83406831I introduced 'tuppence' into the /britfeel/ vernacular. That's about it.
>>83406815crying myself at that de lid, can't believe they've upset mark like this captcha being fucking wank
>>83406831I've come up with a couple of gimmicks that are still used to this day
Does anyone have any info on Wops nips? Is she rocking those big burger aerola with babies toe nips? Is she hiding little tiddlers? I'm beyond curious.
>>83406933Wopsnips could be a word should be a word
I thought you couldn't say wop any more.
Mumberg has disinvited me for Christmas because of my 'out of control' drinking. I'll be spending it alone. In a way I'm relieved
>>83406992It's OK we are talking about rEmily we are not using it to degrade an Eyetalian.
>>83407064Your mom sounds like a right cunt. December is about out of control drinking. What a scrooge.
>>83407064Your mum sounds like a poor hurt soul desperately trying to make things work with you but at her wit's end and forced to do the only thing she can think of to limit the damage you would cause if you attended. You should apologise, sober up and humbly try to repair your relationship with her and the rest of your family.
>>83407064Mine only allowed me to arrive if I was sober. So I stopped going kek
>>83407153She only let you cum if you were sober? What a fucking strange family.
Drowning under the weight of all my physical media, lids. Oppressive as fuck when you're running out of storage. It not right. Blad knows the score.
>>83407224Get a bigger house, what are you poor or something?
Some footage from a pro-Russian underground group assassinating a Ukrainian TCC officer just got released. Mental, they bust his car so the alarm goes off, he walks out in his pyjamas and BLAT BLAT BLAT! down he goes.
>>83407246Course I'm fucking poor mate. I live in my childhood bedroom (luckily not a boxroom). All my money goes to physical media and coomer VNs.
>>83407264ckin hell, I moved out when I was 19
>>83407276Turned 30 this year mucker it doesn't get any better for autistic lids like me. Better to hole up and await nuclear devastation.
>>83406726Good on you anon. Bet it was hard, but worth it.
>Is autistic>Can't figure out how digital storage works
>>83407331Screenshot your gets?
What actually is a "boxroom"? Aren't all rooms shaped like boxes? Is it a room with a lot of boxes of physical media in it?
>>83407360>Aren't all rooms shaped like boxes?What is the oval office?
>>83407360It's where you keep all the old christmas present boxes. It's what happens on boxing day, you're meant to hide all the boxes in a unused bedroom.
>>83407370>What is the oval office?It's an office. Notice how it's not called the oval room, because all rooms are shaped like boxes.
>>83407390An office is a room
>>83407401Can't be a room if it's not shaped like a box, can't it? Daft prick.
>>83407401that's what (((THEY))) want you to beIieve
Is an horse an athlete though??
Testing if 4chanX worksX
>>83407434>Testing if 4chanX works>XDid it?
Alright, 4chanX's quick reply window is defo broken here on this board at least, on other boards it does appear to work fineckin ell innitMelanated individuals do indeed be tonguing me arse, verily
>>83407224That's right. Gotten to the point now where I have to store games in plastic tubs under the bed. The next step is squirreling games in random places around the the house. Quite a way of that yet.
>>83407427Yes mate, race horses anyway.
>>83407454Just get a set of shelves you mong
>>83407466Cant. Running out of room. The next step is to downgrade my bed into a single bed so I can fit 2 extra Billy's on one side of the wall. Then I will have 5 billy bookcases filled with games.
We could easily support all the HelperLads and smelly fish rapists in the country (with lots of money leftover), if we just deported all the people that shouldn't be here.
>>83407490Reform will say they will do it and also cut off bennies to illegals, doubt they can with all the human rights stuff. We will see.
>>83407512Haven't Reform said they'll leave the ECHR?
>>83407530Probably yes. x
>>83407452Go to the git and find the change or userscript link and update.
>>83407490BN will not like this image
I must now recuperate XVerily
>>83407490Why import so many nonce rapists when we have our own home grown ones?
>>83407657Indeed. I don't understand why we don't just immediately deport them.I mean, I do know why, it's because of their "human rights" and in their Muslim shithole country of origin they would be subjected to horrible conditions or killed for being a noncy rapist, so we decide to keep them forever at great expense.
Marie is looking rough these days.
>>83407452clear cookies my lad, worked for me. New captcha is fucking gayest thing to come in 2025
>>83407673Fuck off she is a Scottish rose though and through
>>83407673Please tell me that's not real?If it is then the trauma from being sexually abused must have made her overeat.
>>83407691Mark didn't sexually abuse her. They were in a consensual relationship.
>>83407703Am I to believe she saw a bald fat man with shaped like a humpty dumpty with an egg for a head who smelled like fish and was almost 20 years older than her and then decided "I want that"
>>83407726Forgot the part where he's an e-celeb, actually the main character of his community
>>83407682it not rite no good for knuckleheads like me
>>83407726She's not exactly someone with a high sexual market value herself, she could have left at any time. She clearly shows him affection in the videos they made together. Mark was welcomed into her family home. Their relationship simply broke down, just as many relationships do.
Buggy and fucky and I don't like it.
>>83407789get writing to your MP about it my lad, not right being discriminated against in 2025 x
Do you think Sean will ever figure out the new CAPTCHA? Surely eventually he'll get it by random chance, even if he can't figure out the patterns.
>>83407824if your pattern recognition is THAT off then are you really autistic enough to be posting here in the first place?
If you lads haven't got that the captcha is extremely fucky, you're more retarded than the people that you are calling retarded.
>>83407859Its easy lol mongo
Why do I have to pay ground rent every year to a management company that does nothing? Literally nothing. They don't have any role whatsoever other than collecting money. The leasehold was sold to them a few years after the new build was built.
>>83407882It's extremely easy, but it doesn't always post the replies, hence it being fucky.
>>83407886Cough up up wagie x
Works on my machine you're obviously doing it wrong
Why are wagies still allowed the weekend off? 2 full days of production down the bog why? We have people from other countries who would gladly work 7 days a week. Why are we paying wagies to half arse their way through 5?
Phone is way easier now so that's nice for the lads that need special help.
>>83407958Keep bullying wagies, see how it works out for you. I pay your bennies.
SSM and Marie were madly in love.
>>83407989His head has collapsed and grown into the available space like a potato in the ground.
>>83407987>knowingly being a wagie
>>83407987Pipe down little slave lad
>>83407882>>83407898It's super easy for me right now, on an established trusted device (my Linux PC). If I even get a CAPTCHA, it's one question with 3 options and stupidly obvious.I suspect it's tied to how much it trusts you and has variable difficulty.On another device where I cleared the cookies I get 3+ questions with 4+ options per question that are different every time. It's like a mini IQ test or Raven's progressive matrices. Still easy for me, but I could understand how anyone that's black or brown or tarded couldn't get past it.
>>83408026The main issue is that when it said no verification needed, it kept saying invalid captcha. Nothing to do with solving the piss easy captcha, kek. I have said that multiple times now.
>>83408039Works for me. Are you clicking "Get Captcha" again instead of "Post".
>>83408039>when it said no verification needed, it kept saying invalid captchait was doing this for me earlier de lid xyou clear cookies for this site and it'll fix itself xdesu after getting used to this captcha its easier than before, no gay slider text, can bash through it in milliseconds de lid x
>>83408047I'm not having any issues now. I pressed submit, and it came up saying invalid captcha. Wait out the timer, hit get captcha, no verification needed, hit submit, no valid captcha, wait out the timer, repeat.
I thought we all know now because we post. And if you can't then read some posts.
Wagies disgust me.
Benniemongs disgust me.
>>83408072wagies will end up with the same end of life as a neet, unless they're in the 1% my lad. Can't realistically buy a home in 2025wouldn't want to raise a family in 2025opposite sex disgust mewhy would I wanna contribute to this fucking shithole we call the united kingdom?all went to shit when rLiz died tbqhwy.
>>83408095I comfortably own a large 4 bedroom detached house in a nice area and want for nothing. I have thousands of pounds in disposeable income after my bills each month, to the point where I have nothing to spend it on so just add it to the ever-growing investment/pension, which is now large enough that I could quit my job and be fine for decades.I could afford to pay for a wife to stay at home with kids forever. The problem for me is not that being a wagie is difficult - it's awesome. The problem is women.
Slave cope session lol
Early night in beddingtons for me x
>>83408126you've done well there my lad, no hate towards the honest wagie like yourself my lad xI have a few decent project management qualifications but I've never made it out of a min wage admin job. I would apply for multiple jobs a week where I had the relevant experience, even for admin work, but I genuinely never heard anything back. Maybe the odd one or two saying I had been unsuccessful. Tried my best in the job I had to progress but I've always been overlooked. Not sure why. I know I have the tism and psychosis but shouldn't be holding me back in the big 2025 tbqhwy. Feels like I'd been blackballed by all employers, no joke, that is what it feels like. So I thought fuck it i'll become a parasite to society and now im on bennies, house paid for, leccy is cheap, food is cheap. better off now than when I was working!
Red Dwarf S10E6.
>>83408208Well, I somewhat lucked out with getting a particular kind of autism at a particular time in history.I have the extreme computer nerd presentation of Asperger's. I was building computers when I was 8 and taught myself C++ and x86 assembly language when I was 10.I am not good at interacting with people, but eventually some people figured out what I was good for and put me to work. I actually feel exploited, despite earning good money and always being able to afford anything I wanted. But it's whatever. I would definitely choose the bennie life if I wasn't being paid good money for doing something that I find easy and other people find hard.
>>83408203He fucking managed it! Well done de lid!
>>83408256He will have to solve it again tomorrow
>>83408256He read the instructions in this thread
>>83408250>taught myself C++ and x86 assembly language when I was 10ffs I was searching up freemasonry and the illuminati when i was at that age
>>83408203come rotherham and ill spark you out
2026 new year new me. Corrr.
>>83408392Still gay though?
I was at a fren's house last week, and I fell for some advertising. But it will be extremely helpful for deep cleaning mu hovel.https://www.argos.co.uk/product/3622739
>>83408404I reject the concept of sexuality itself desu.
>>83408392Upstairs Downstairs time de lid?
>>83408470Idk if I can relax and just enjoy things maybe.
>>83408458You reject the concept of paying rent
>>83408392ditto. i've actually just been outside on an adventure in the woods (just like Link the Elf).will aim to go outside at least three times a week, i reckon.
>>83408501Tell us more about the woods?
>>83408501Yeah. Time for me to uhhh>Lots of thingsIt gargantuan. It Sisyphean.
>>83408515i thought it was magic but it might just be the pills. the woods themselves held nothing, just trees and lots of rubbish.so i went home instead.
>>83408552Trees are great."Just" trees you say. They spend decades growing. They're breathing all the time, producing oxygen for you. Forming deep networks underground over long distances, and providing habitats for thousands of species. Even with our rubbish, the trees endure, and they will be here after we are gone.
>>83408597corrr i wish trees were real.
Ruth and her young privates
>>83408651She building an army or something?
>>83408656The 69th Tuppence Brigade
>>83408651Her tuppence is getting older
>>83408673Well yeah, we are all getting older every single moment we exist.
my mum isn't happy about it, but in my younger days i was part of the Anonymous Troll Army.
can't help but feel that semicircles are getting a raw deal with the new CAPTCHAs. if i see a semicircle, i don't even check the rest.
>>83408683Ideal tuppence stays the same age though. I've seen a lot of fanny come and go.
>>83408701>Ideal tuppence stays the same age though.just smother it in formaldehyde, de lad.
>>83408709I prefer living corpses.
Ate way too much pasta tonight. Know I'm going to be on the toilet most of tomorrow. Might have to wash me arse in the sink.
I would love to meet Mark in person one day. With a peg on the nose of course.
>>83408731Some people can smell it and some people can't, remember. You might be lucky enough to be in the latter category.
The evil witch and the consequences of her policies.
pegs would be uncomfortable tbqh. like the masks during covid. also you'd mouth-breathe and probably get all sorts of illnesses.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSyvr_y1nRwit's a daft old Newgrounds cartoon. but it's right.
>>83408760Would still knob her hairy MILF fanny tho
>>83408779If you could just forget about her hairy aged fanny for a moment and think about the economy
Stop thinking of muh fanny, and go and find a job.
>>83408760Mad that wagies are so psyopd they find it perfectly normal for a woman to have this job. Grown arse men talking about "Rachel's budget" acting as if it's a surprise she's not good at it lol.
I have a haunted toilet.This is a long shot. I am looking advice from a real plumber.
>>83408862Should start washing your arse in the sink, that should scare the ghost away
New thread then chaps>>83408879>>83408879>>83408879
>>83408862pooOOOooo i am the toilet ghost!
