Mark & Marie edition
It's just a terrible, horrible, disgusting, paedophilic edition. And it smells like fish.
subpar (meaning below par, meaning poor) edish, this.
>>83408893Marie was of legal age during their relationship. And not everyone can smell it, some people can smell it and some people can't.
>>83408897You keep saying this. Are you Mark? I don't understand why you would keep saying this.
And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bedJust to get it all out, what's in my headAnd I, I am feeling a little peculiar
decided to give my bathroom a bit of a clean.left is the sponge after i scrubbed down the bath.right is the same model/colour of sponge, new in its wrapper.
Another fine Englishman.
Time for a night walk and to waste police time. Back before the sun rises hopefully.
>>83409421nice one lad. would do the same again to get out the flat for a bit, but i'm all settled now.>WARNING: use in a well-ventilated area.not opening my windows at 2 in the morning, am i? it's cold.besides, the longer bleach stays on a surface, the more it cleans. i'll just give it a proper vinegar rinse tomorrow x
>>83409435I would have my windows open because of the condensationberg.
Mum cleans the bathroom every now and then. I rarely use the bath anyway. Just a big waste of time and bad for the environment washing yourself every day.
>>83409458my bathroom is freezing all the time, has one of those ancient fan heaters on the wall.so my trick is to switch that on, and open the window just a little while i shower.all the paint is peeling off and gets everywhere, but AT LEAST there's no mould.
>>83409471yeah i rarely go IN the bath, shower is good enough. meant to be all indulgent and that, but tbqh i hate the feeling of being enveloped by water. not womfy.
not entirely sure how i've managed this.
>The Australian child was approached by Ioan Pintaru, 33, after she left the Lego store around 11.30am on 12 August 2024 with her mother. The pair had been buying presents for their family while on holiday.>The defendant placed the girl, who cannot be named for legal reasons, in a headlock and stabbed her eight times in the face, neck and chest.https://news.sky.com/story/man-detained-indefinitely-after-furiously-and-repeatedly-stabbing-11-year-old-girl-13484431Imagine going to the Lego store on holiday to this shithole country and seeing your sprog stabbed. Guess they won't be coming back.
all right, managed to work the slop out of the tin AROUND the metal.thank god i'm sober-ish.
Country is full of criminal immigrants. Why the fuck would I want to contribute to it? Fuck it. Let's all make it go to the shitter. Fuck working. Just take as much bennies as you can. You will never enjoy life anyway being a slave. You will never get laid or have a relationship.
>be foid>get easy life and job>get payout for being lazy>A public relations worker with ADHD who was criticised for being 'disorganised' when she missed calls because she went to Starbucks, shopping, or for a massage, has won a disability discrimination case.Foids only do easy jobs while you, a man, are expected to slave in a warehouse all day for minimum wage. Fuck working.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15388247/employee-ADHD-sacked-disorganised-disability-discrimination-case.html
Yeah fuck being a slave unless you give me a cushy office job where I can do fuck all most of the day like them HR cunts.
just had a second go at cleaning the bath while the seethers seethe.there's a lot of scum around. and i DON'T mean in my bathroom.
managed to finish lorrying nearly 2 hours early tonight lids, was booked on until 4am but im such a good little driver i got through my last 2 runs double quick
>>83409376A true Yorkshireman that lad
>>83409602Maybe next time they'll reconsider a DEI hire eh? As it turns out there may be hidden costs...
Just don't want to work desu
>>83409919https://www.gov.uk/universal-credit/how-to-claimhttps://www.gov.uk/pip/how-to-claim
>>83409968Don't have any disabilities do I? No I don't
>>83410106not having a disability is a disability.
>>83409968The fact that you can just fill out a form about disability without an in person assessment by a doctor being necessary is absolutely insane. What the fuck did the government think would happen? Jesus Christ so many people are retarded
imagine having sex with a woman like that. i would give anything just to do it once
>>83410151>without an in person assessment by a doctor being necessary is absolutely insane. you go to an in-person assessment. they usually have some 'professional' instead of a doctor because budgets. however, it's all handled by private companies. plenty of scandals like Atos finding cripples 'fit for work'. they still get billions of quid though.if you have a professional diagnosis of a condition, then you will submit the proof of that along with your application.
>>83409589Embrace it delid because the only alternative is the rope. The browns aren't going anywhere as the country was conquered decades ago when everyone was sat on their hands thinking the future was going to be just like Star Trek.
>>83410157i think this is what 'simp' used to mean, before Twitch/OnlyFans took off. possible because of the resemblance to Homer Simpson's mouth.
>You should go outside more often. What's the worst that could happen?
>>83410171Simp came from "Simpleton Idolizing Mediocre Pussy".
>>83410191That's not a mediocre pussy though
Gotten up me phwoar>quick reply working againProper good this X
>>83410191that's a very convoluted backronym.if it were up to me, it'd be>Sycophant Into Misguided Parasociality
Morning lids, just got up. Just had a rare 8 hours kip me corr am well and truly on that sleepgrind lately. Having a wuppa now. Might order in a Greggs when it opens x
pls help /britfeel/>>>/ck/21784163>>83390328 did you ever find a good metal one? ideally one with TWO supports on the end.
>>83410255none of them open in Sunlun yet lad? one nearest me, could walk there and grab a coffee right now. corrrr.went on a mad nightwalk with a friend and we JUST missed the Greggs that closed at 4am (was 4:17 or something). i suggested we wait until it opens again at 5, but she wasn't having it.
Brekkie o'clockington almostOh my X... Aaand the quick reply window got fucked up again. This happens every time you get the "Verif. not required" now
>>83410255more work today? grim
>>83410270Most don't open until 6am apart from the one at Park Lane I think.
>>83410276Nope. Don't do voluntary work on a Wednesday, got the whole day free to do whatever I want. I've just been getting up early since fixing my sleep pattern.
>>83410284sad, that. what about builders and similar wagies?
>>83410294very few things feel better than waking up early, well rested and ready to have a productive day
>>83410284Check out how big this guy's penis is >>83410183
back still in pain, might have to get some more opiates in
Oh aye xhttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/12/16/adverts-could-be-shown-on-bbc/
three days in to playing Dungeons & Dragons by myself on the floor, lads. Fritz the Foolish (1st-level fighter) was ambushed in the town of Windcrest by a group of thugs. he was slain, but he's survived by his retainer, Sully. a random attack, or were they getting too close to finding out who's been blackmailing the town healer? looks like it's now up to Sully to unravel the mystery, and avenge his master...
cant be arsed to do anything today me imo desu senpai
Need a hairy unwashed fanny in my face
need some drain unblocker for the bath.
>>83410544Why is it blocked though?
>>83410558probably rice.
Morning spacks
love rice me i really do probably my favourite form of carbs
What's on the agenda for today then? only 2 more days until Christmas holidays for some. Me? Got to go to the Warfrin clinic today which I hate doing, mum makes me go because she says I will die if I won't.
>>83410610Me? Stuck at work. I fucking hate my life. Have to work on the 24th, too. Grim grim grim.
Doing a big stinky poo in workWont flushDon't give a fuck me
>>83410625At least you're getting paid to have a massive shite!
>>83410625tell you what mate. we get this 3-pack Mr Muscle drain unblocker together, yeah? we go halves.
>Nu captcha breaking 4chanX>Now sxyprn is down for good as well w/a 500 server errorckin eeeeeell
All kicking off xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP5pBjeZnCU
THE SXYPRNIS DOWN
>>83410684Loud, low IQ pissheads. I fucking hate them so much
>>83410610Got me waircut appointment at 11:30am. Just chilling out necking them wuppas until then.
Me Greggs is on the way x
>>83410694Couple of jars later? It wednesday
Greggs just arrived. Yeah I got that wacon and omlette roll, two hash browns, a cheese and onion bake, a wausage woll and a hot choccy drink. Oh aye x
>>83410765>Laura Tobin 120.pngDo you have 120+ images of Laura Tobin on your computer lad?
Necking that Greggs now n watching a new wepisode of Beavis and Butthead x
>>83410788where do you put it it all, lad?
Spaffed, haven't i X
>>83410835where do you put it it all, laddoberg?
>>83410788Oh aye pay day was it lad?
>>83410844His mother cleans it up
>>83410846that was 9 December>>83345992 it's like you don't even live here.
>>83410832In me tummy x>>83410846Nah got paid last week. I get enough bennies to order in food pretty much whenever I want.
HHL has more money than you.
>>83410856>In me tummy xwhat's your secret, Helper? is it just the wokey that's keeping you trim?
>>83410880of course he does. i literally have negative money.
>>83410883I reckon he has some kind of hormonal imbalance.
>>83410885even then, surely it's all just calories-in-calories-out at the end of the day?he does blink from left to right, though. it's unsettling.
>>83410905>it's all just calories-in-calories-out at the end of the day?its not
Hurt my chest. Uhhh so what if it was self-inflicted. I don't feel stupid at all. I must always have some sort of ailment, this seems to be an unwritten rule at this point.
>>83410921This must be dream scenario for you >>83410183
>>83410853Apologies lore master I did not keep track.
Really had to put my back into this mornings bumsesh. Gotta wring every last drop of cum from my willard sires. Ringpiece recovery sesh today methinks.
>>83410183If somebody did that to me I'd twist his dick and balls right off like opening a bottle of wine with a corkscrew.
>>83410921Not look lad. Go to the doctors before it closes for Christmas. Nothing worse than being ill over the Christmas holidays.
>>83410948i'd be worried that by giving him what i THINK he wants (i.e. a wank), it will ruin whatever pervert kick he's experiencing, and then he gets angry instead.
>>83410921>Hurt my chestHow?
>>83410999was rimming some lad and accidentally bit his bumhole a little which made him donkey kick me in the chest
any hung black guys here? asking for chika
>>83410999Essentially I prodded myself during an argument. Like imagine being angry and then prodding your chest as if to say "why me" kinda thing. Was like that but was actually pretty hard so bruised myself and it now hurts to walk. Lmao. I don't know how I manage to do these things to myself but whatever.>>83411006Speak for yourself.
>>83411024>during an argumentI thought you're shy and awkward ITT
>>83411024>Essentially I prodded myself during an argument. Like imagine being angry and then prodding your chest as if to say "why me" kinda thing.people do this IRL?
The new captcha system is easy af. Only brainlets will be filtered by it.
>>83411024What was the argument about? I'm intrigued
>>83411061Took you a full day to figure it out though
>>83411061is that why you struggled to post all day yesterday?
>>83411061it took me a bit but once it clicked, it clicked.i use the arrow keys and space bar, too. i know you could with the old one, but it was easier to use the mouse. (also the old tab index was set incorrectly, you'd tab to the Browse... button BEFORE the CAPTCHA or something weird.)hands never leave keyboard. CAPTCHA takes 2 seconds. it lush
I swear I'm always fucking ill these days. Got another cold and I'm just fucked up by it. Best be better by Christmas otherwise I'm kicking off.
>>83411061Agree it's better then the other one I can do it in less a than 2 seconds.
>>83411075Me? Squeeze a whole lemon into some water every morning and drink it
>>83411024>>83411075maybe something is affecting your immune system.
>>83411027Yes.>>83411063Yes it does sound a bit American romcom or drama or something doesn't it.>>83411063Eh nothing.
the Christmas before last, my bf came up and warned me he might have covid... would i be willing to risk that?i did, i got sick, first time i'd had covid. i was so ill on Christmas Eve/Day i couldn't visit my parents. just stayed alone in my flat. was actually really womfy, best present i could have asked for. thx bbz.
>>83411083>I can do it in less a than 2 seconds.Proof?
Argument about cottaging
>>83411097Was the argument about SSM and Marie and if SSM is a nonce or not? Fuck SSM the fishy bellend
I've started putting a spoonful of hot chocolate mix in the cafetiere with my morning coffee. Tell you what, really makes a huge difference to the taste and makes me feel all festive and nice. Would recommend for the lads.
>>83411124Funnily enough no it wasn't.>>83411169Slippery slope this though.
>>83411192Chika are you overweight?
>>83411112>>834111885 seconds :(i'm getting there, lads.
>>83411200Go on, reply to yourself pretending to be someone else and say>He 50 years old, he 20 stoneWe all bored.But seriously, not really. Have bloatmaxxed slightly this year though, we cutting it right down in 2026 so get in there.
>>83409376One of Ruth's former lovers.
>>83410157She would make you bust instantly lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPQT1LBeVbQ>"(...) Rheinmetall has developed the same technology burning man has had for years, except with far less ecstasy."This guy's quip lines are always bemusing as shidd
Chika is either 32 or 25.(i'm inclined to believe he's younger rather than older.)
Thoughts on DJE being a sex offender? I've known this for ages but he tries to cover it up. It's funny how these frauditors like to paint themselves as good citizens on their harassment videos..
>Luxemberg>FrnakfurtAmerican geography at work again, is it not
>>83411209Me? Doing dry january and hope ill lose some weight (i won't)
>>83411257>o his head
>4chan X update just got pushed>quick reply workan againAww yiss
I have nothing against the good auditors. I just can't stand when men support sex offender nonces like DJE and convicted female beaters like Veitch. They go round acting like the good guys. Scumbags.
>>83411253Based. I'm gonna cut out the old alcohol too. It's the main impediment to being slim.
>>83411248All these lads are wronguns that's why they like to bully weaker wronguns.
>>83410905 Anon >>83410885 is on the right track desu. I been researching this subject recently not specifically about weight, but about insulin resistance and testosterone levels. Conditions like hyperthyroidism, overactive thyroid, can prevent weight gain because it speed up metabolism, while hypothyroidism is the opposite and slows metabolism down.
>>83411248Just been watching his Newcastle vlog. Something about him throws me off tbqh. He seems like a wind up merchant. No wonder Billy Moore hates him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_GbaLqh_sw
>>83411283HHL looks kinda low test/like a tranny
>>83411288I like Billy. He reminds me of what SSM could've been.
Babbyman midweek madness on the special anonymous website
For me? It's a bowl of cornflakes and a wovefefeefere.
>>83411295hes better looking and more manly looking than you unless youre going to prove me wrong you wont
>>83411317Funny how he ragedeletes posts with a typo.What a faggot.
>>83411288Fucking hell. Newcastle is full of coked up deanos and browns isn't it?
>>83411268Don't use it myself. Lollers posted about the update last night lad
I reckon I could spark him out easily and I'd take great pleasure in watching his face morph into a bloody pulp.
Fink i need to lie down and take a lill trip to digestionshire X
Imagine interrupting DJE when he talks to these young ladies, showing them the news article of him being convicted for indecent photographs. Would he include that in the video?
>I reckon I could spark him out easily and I'd take great pleasure in watching his face morph into a bloody pulp.Corr get a load of this internet hardman
How much of your day is spend on fatasising
>>83411349Big man acting tough on the dole dosser forum.
Come to my fucking area DJE. I'll fucking show that fucker up.
>>83411380He can't do it IRL.
Imagine acting tough on britfeel. Wouldn't say a word to anyone in real life though.
>>83411288>12:27You will never know that feel HHL.
>>83411214Lucky lad then. A British rose would've prevented him going this path in life.
>>83411386I used to get in fights regularly
>>83411413Prove it big man
>>83411413Not him but, not win them?
Changing the settings on my work monitor to the 'paper' setting to reduce eyestrain. This will surely help my concentration and stop me desperately seeking distractions. Honestly I'm so fed up, I've got a cold and I'm booked in for a very important exam on Friday. I need all my faculties to cram as much as possible up until then but I just want to take night nurse and go back to bed. The timing couldn't be worse really. Considering a modafinil to keep me alert but I'm worried it's just going to make me feel worse in the long run. Think I'll do one more practice lab, a mock test and then lay down for a bit.
>>83411288>He seems like a wind up merchant.aye he's just being a knob to random people, even though they're perfectly friendly.>>83411340pretty much. although it's just normal, all that's changed is the style (a lot of these 20-year-olds look like they're from the 70s, very odd).also he sticks to the Bigg Market for most of the video, where is where people always scrap outside. it's very easy to just not get into fights.the only real problem is the rubbish. i don't care if you're pissed, put your McDonald's wrappers in the bins.
>>83411434How>>83411440Win some lose some
>>83411450Loving the lad fresh out of prison in his grey jumper. Wonder what benefits he will be getting on.
Pretty spooky that there is another regular poster from nucastle desu. Spooky indeed. We could be within a few hundred meters of each other right now, we'd never know.
>>83411450Newcastle has already been a rowdy place on a weekend. No different to any big city really. Definitely more cokeheads nowadays though.
>tfw no female auditor gf
>>83411468There were 3 of us in my town. Might still be. I talked to 1 a bit, but me being a bit weird, I spazzed out 1 night and deleted all frens.
I'd kick his head in easily. Joke all you want. I used to get into fights in school all the time. I was the school psycho. Just fucking try me motherfuckers.
>>83411468Would you meet him for a good bumming if it was possible?
Alcohol and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Turns every British town centre into a warzone every weekend.
>>83411248>>83411288This is the best DJE video by far, sums up his character. He fucked with a business that looks like they have gangster links, they brought the boys in to get rid of him and he ended up running across a railway line to escape them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVxoelrGmR4
>>83411340>full of coked up deanos and browns isn't it?Yookay: 2025
>>83411492HHL has a lot of allies in Sunderland. Good people who protect him. They'd take you out before you can even step into his care home.
>>83411492I'm sure you're very tough anon, you ignore those meanies.
>>83411502Yeah that was a good one. Bet he doesn't mess around with them gangsters anymore.
>>83411510I'd have Cerebral Steve and Donnie the Downie seeing stars before Helper even knows what has hit him.
Love watching DJE and similar channels. Really makes me want to claim on the internet that I've been stopped and searched even though that's never happened.
>>83411525Can't you handle a perfectly functioning person? Why do you only get tough around disabled people?
>>83411468i'll yell a word out my window at 11:00 on the dot. as loud as i can.if you can hear it, report ITT what word it was.
>>83411533Can't help it mate, I love to watch mongoloids suffer under my superior strength.
>>83411530I may go do auditing in 2026 myself once I get the bennies sorted.
having an early lunch. why not desu. chinkie opens in 2 so ill go there
>>83411542>mfw I just heard someone yell nigger at the top of their lungs
i wish the postie would have an early visit. i'm expecting something.
I am beginning to get concerned about my recurring short term memory loss. >>83411542I'm getting the word.. sneed.
>*beep*>I wish...>*beep*>I wish I'd spent more time...>*beep*>Watching auditors in my boxroom>*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...*
>>83411570>>83411585it was a trick question the word was " " as in space as in silence.
The payment has come through, I'm a 3000 poundaire. Woohoo.
>>83411598Is that your LCWRA back payment lad?
>>83411597A plan fiendish in it's intricacies
Bit of a weirdo isn't he? Those police can just check the PNC and see that this man should not be anywhere near children.
One fish curry for me pls
>>83411608Yep. ONly for this year, but it's a great help, and getting on LCWRA is a really big deal. S'only a bit more, but that bit is massive to me.
>>83411592I like the videos. Very entertaining stuff. Better than watching This Morning or whatever it is they show on tv this time.
anyway i straight-up posted a selfie in the last thread CALL THE COPS I DON'T GIVE A FLIP
urgently need a nappo bappo
>>83411620Didn't realise you were a twink, ketlad.
>>83411617Nice one mate. Glad you are getting the support you need.
>>83411624i believe in you, laddington x
What about GNU/Linux distributions?
>>83411620I've seen it you naughty boy, looks like pregabalins confidence to me.
>>83411633PIP next, but being honest, if it was a high amount, I'd feel a bit bad, especially if it was more than what I was earning as a wagie.
>>83411613Indian SSM larp, one day he smells of curry, one day he smells of fish. Some can smell it some cant.
>>83411636GNU+Linux GODS will be the only gooners left in this shithole.
>>834116552026. Make it the year to switch. All Windows, Android, iOS lads here should move to GNU/Linux if they want to continue gooning and not having their files scanned. We'll be having the last laugh when everything gets locked down.
had a fish curry yesterday funnily enough, was very good *thumbs up*
Got my Arch GNU+Linux computer. Got my large local collection of gooning material. I'm set to ride out Starmer's gooning apocalypse.
>>83411645>I'd feel a bit baddon't my lad, the system hates you either way.
It's real depressing seeing british roses upload new videos and knowing I'll never have that in my life. I would love to just get rid of everything I own and start a new life with a british rose.
>>83411686So? It's about how I feel. Can't help that.
>>83411683Next they'll be making storage more expensive as AI will get even more greedier. They really don't want us having control of our material.
Nonced in a caravan
Nonced under the stairs
Nonced under the stars
Nonced for a happy meal
postie? more like GHOSTIE.
Noncemaxxing. Pedopilled.
Nonced in a Scottish pebbledash council house
>>83411743Wiggle your bussy at him through the window, that might help.
>>83411689Well you don't own very much.
Nonced by the seaside for a lick on saveloy
Arbroathy is a dirty nonce
Why won't Ruthmong settle for a traditional, conservative turkish rose?
Nonced for a go on a gameboy
>>83411805Browns are feral for whites, why do you think the rape rates amongst blacks and browns is so high?
>>83411805He's not turkish, lad, it's just a rumour. Might be best to let this go, and not become completely obsessed.
Might rub one quickly before I have to do the other thing
POSTIE IS AT THE BLUE DOOR NOW
>>83411817Turkish hands typed this post
>>83411868Kek, I'm somebody being honest with you, giving you some advice.Keep going lad, let the lie live in your head. You won't get rid of it. It will be bouncing round your brain for the rest of your time on here.
Why does he pretend to be British though? What a weird strange little man he is.
>>83411886NTA but I pretend to be british, too.
HHL pretends to be british. His family is from Ireland.
next-door block of flats now oh gosh
Would like to extend a big thank you to r ketlad for turning me onto them licorice nipits. Not for me personally but a family member is a big licorice lad and I've got him some as a little bonus xmas pressie. This is the type of useful information you just wouldn't get from hanging out elsewhere on the internet. Also added bonus that they come in a cool tin, men like cool tins it's an undeniable fact.
Might rewatch Witch Hunter Robin again even though I only watched it recently.
>>83411909Rewatch Heat (1995) instead
wheres helper the oxygen bandit?come rotherham and ill spark you out son
>>83411918Settle down Ahmed.
>>83411908you're very welcome pal. i'm sure he'll be happy, they are quite lush.
>>83411928You miss spelled poley.
chest feels tight, heart attack imminent
>>83411932thats what most people don't know about rotherham lad, more eastern euros/pole stinking up the place than pakis. but not here thats a discussion for brit/pol/
>>83411929Doing some ket and having a lunchtime lay down in your honour
I hate how some of us are born to be losers who will never get sex and relationships. Can totally understand why some guys flip.
>>83411946Will you flip? Asking for Ruth
>>83411939it's dangerous to go alone me lad, take this.
>>83411942>Doing some ketwhat effects does ket have on you my lad? only a stardawg enjoyer myself and wouldn't do anything harder
>>83411985Lad I can't describe the effects of ket I am currently on ket. What you want is to have a mosey on over to erowid and read some trip reports created by people more capable than I.
hmm. cannot help but notice the postie delivered two generic leaflets and NOTHING else.however, neither were specifically addressed to me. i suspect it'll be one of those times they make a second delivery later in the day. nothing to worry about.>>83411942i wish you the bappiest of nappos
>videos will be blocked after 2 videosI see jewtube are being cunts yet again, had been getting the "Experiencing interruptions?? Just pay us you retard haha" before some videos recently using ublock lite as they they have nuked ublock on chrome for some reason Any suggestions de lids?
>>83412027Use firefox muh lad.
>>83412027using brave my lad, get this sometimes, but not all the time. wish they never patched the argentina premium thing, was nice paying pennies for no ads
>>83412027>using ublock lite as they they have nuked ublock on chrome for some reasonChrome store changed rules about some files the original relied on. Likely to try and take down adblockers.I use "ublock origin lite" and I dunno if that's different from yours, but youtube still works on my machine.
>scamazonSee no ads>slopflixSee no ads>jewtubeSee no adsUblock origin and firefox.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0N6TmDWuf8
>>83412027>>videos will be blocked after 2 videoswhat's this then?i noticed the interruptions thing. and now yt-dlp just does not work (can only download 240p, grim).what's odd is, NewPipe on Android work fine for me, even the stable version that's months old. SOMETIMES it stops working after dozens/hours of videos, but that's a good sign to do something else.
>>83412027Ublock for jewtube works on my machine (firefox on GNU + Linux).
Feelan good,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjHTtZz0akE
>>83412048>yt-dlp just does not workDoes on my machine (SHA 5f37f67d), python 3.13.7 built with GCC 15.2.1 on linux.
>>83412036>>83412040>>83412044>>83412047>>83412048Cheers for the info de lidsMay just make the jump to brave and call it a dayBeen using it to post here as the captchas cunted around endlessly on chrome I usually just leave it a day or so and the ublock devs seem to fix shit rather quickly, its stuck at "2 videos left" now so they must be fucking around trying to sort it
>>83412078Get Brave Browser. No wokeism
what browser do you guys use on your phones?my phone is a potato so i use Cromite, stripped down Chromium with Adblock Plus and some other things built in. but it breaks sometimes, e.g. the dev just lost the domain name (i think) so it no longer pulls the filter list .txts from his server.
>>83412078>I usually just leave it a day or so and the ublock devs seem to fix shit rather quickly, its stuck at "2 videos left" now so they must be fucking around trying to sort itThey will lad, they seem to go mad and love battling jewtube in particular. I expect mine will stop working soon if we're the same, then they'll fix it, and I'll stop caring.Honestly I wouldn't mind paying if it wasn't a fucking ripoff for how little benefit you get. Make that shit under a fiver and I'd just do it. Even their "Lite" version is full of asterisks like "no ads on MOST videos", nice and fucking vague.If you're tech savvy you can do all this shit at network level using a little rasperry pi or something, but it involves networking which is my tech kryptonite so I've not tried it.
>>83412087Firefox, as I can have Ublock origin on it.I know most don't like it, but I love firefox. I'm a pleb, so I just put it on, add some extensions, and it just werks.
>>83412087>what browser do you guys use on your phones?Safari
>>83412087Splashed out on a refurb pixel 7 last year and it runs firefox nicely. Struggled through various shit phones for a while and it's nice to have one that's actually functional
>>83412096Based. Androidcels could never comprehend.
>>83412087Just Chrome, but I'll be real I very rarely use my phone to browse the internet. I'm always at my desktop, or just googling random shit while on a walk at most.
>>83412093It's just DNS lad, DNS is barely networking. You can half arsed the whole thing changing your DNS servers to adguard public servers instead of the default isp ones your router gives you
>>83412076only sporadically works on my machine (SHA 5329549c56) Windows pre-compiled binary because i'm not a freak.> WARNING: [youtube] No supported JavaScript runtime could be found. Only deno is enabled by default; to use another runtime add --js-runtimes RUNTIME[:PATH] to your command/config. YouTube extraction without a JS runtime has been deprecated, and some formats may be missing. See https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp/wiki/EJS for details on installing oneat some point this is just going to be a whole web browser in the background, isn't it?
>>83411961Who's that? People that flip are usually browns, which I am not.
I am playing this, because it is good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z3N79ktprw&list=RDMM
>>83412112Yeah I know lad, just got a history with even the most basic networking shit going tits up for me. I blame my shite uni degree.Sad when a lad can fucking code most things but is too scared to meddle with the router innit.
>>83412133Sorry mate I only do emo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXJbs32Qkdo>tell the truth>do you just need "someone">or do you need me
Hopefully the Manchester Evening News expose Veitch's violence towards vulnerable women and highlight the fact he has a thing for young birds in college (current girlfriend: Laura).
Or you lot could just get a VPN and set the location to Albania. It is illegal to display video ads on YouTube over there.
>>83412116Looks like you've been pozzed by windows or the 'tube hates you in particular lad.
>Paddy Power Betfair has agreed to pay 2million for failing to step in quickly enough when customers appeared to be problem gambling.Paddy Power Betfair has agreed to pay 2million for failing to step in quickly enough when customers appeared to be problem gambling.
>>83412150>It is illegal to display video ads on YouTube over thereThen why does YouTube even run there? You'd think they'd block that off if the primary source of revenue is illegal.
>>83412146>he has a thing for young birds in collegeLegal though, isn't it? Maybe you're just jealous.
>>83412136Works in my favour lad, I'm a network engineer and most IT people I interact with don't have the slightest clue how it works. People think I'm a wizard.
>>83412150no longer a thing de lid from this year.
>>83412133i like me some "minimal" music, but someone needs to tell this lady about drums.
There's something missing from my life.And that thing is a big pair of fat tits to rest my head on.
>>83412145It's ok anon. I only kow generic emo stuff.Would this be emo?Love this I do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvGCAvOAfM
>>83412175The answer is the same all the other times you made this joke.
>>83412161Why would I be jealous of that mentally ill, trashy tats woman? Must be a pretty sad life hanging out with an old man who abuses women, tied down with some sprog and having no friends of her own age.
>>83412170https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVc3Z-bG6Eo>>83412182I didn't make a joke.
>>83412087Chrome because I'm not a nonce
>>83412186You're jealous because he puts his penis in her vagina and moves it in and out until he ejaculates. This is an experience you deeply crave but feel unable to obtain
>>83412186>Why would I be jealous of that mentally ill, trashy tats woman?I meant you were jealous of him for fucking her. But that's quite the Freudian slip lad I've got to say.
Nonced up by /our/kela
>>83412027This just happened for me lad.Ublock will sort it I'm sure.
Nonced up by Mark Edwards
for me it's Welsh post-hardcore (except for THAT band)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsaamq0E964
>>83412195I've considered Ruthmong as a transsexual wannabe for quite some time. It's obvious that he doesn't (just) want to fuck these women. He wants to BE them. He constantly talks about their "easy lives" etc.
>>83412214>It's obvious that he doesn't (just) want to fuck these women. He wants to BE them.Many such cases on 4tran.
Nonced up by a Santa at ankerside shopping centre in the 90's
>>83412194I don't even find her attractive. Nasty cow got beat up a few times kek.
>>83412172coor, id be a LOT more positive in life if i could come home to that every day tbqfh
Hes a turksexual
>>83412219Tbf everyone was noncing in the 90s up north. Especially certain groups, but let's not talk about that.
>>83412217things have taken quite the turn!
>>83412226Shame you're too much of a sperg and too physically broken by gooning to ever have that eh lad?
>>83412209I love that album despite its cheesiness.
When is SSM coming back? I need an idems update.
>>83412224Do you find Veitch attractive? Be honest
Essential normiewear this time of year. Wouldn't catch me in one.
>>83412252Veitch would get it. I would live to get kicked by him. Too hot desu
>>83412226Look at the Bristols on this one...
>>83412252No, he's got no hairline anymore.
>>83412253You don't leave the house so you don't need one.>>83412258Gorgeous pair!
i listened to all these cheesy emo albums while Peglin (Peggle x Slay the Spire indie game) was in beta. background noise while i was pure addicted to it.there's some Pavlovian association now. Panic! At the Disco just came on my Spotify and i feel naked, i should be bouncing balls off pegs.
>>83412258Too dark for me desu.
Veitch made a catty comment at me once.like happy slapping, i hope people just get bored of all this YouTube shite.
>>83412269Happy slapping was the best. Loved it.
>>83412275Yeah when they set that tramp on fire and killed him had me in stitches!
>>83412275at least they were blurry little .3gp files that never went anywhere.>>83412281remember Bumfights?
>>83412291>BumfightsKino, taken away from us by wokism.
Why won't she fix her teeth? There must be cheap dentists in Turkey. How can a grown woman be afraid of the dentist?
>>83412291Rondoudou noooooooooooo
Reckon if I was a woman I'd be a witch, have all mystical occult powers and whatnot. Pretty much guaranteed really, shame I was born with this massive inconvenient dick n balls.
>>83412304If you were her I bet you'd have the nicest teeth right? And you'd get to wear lovely knickers every day, you'd like that eh?
>>83412293'twas quite the stunt when the bloke appeared on that Dr Phil:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjuuoax2KQYalthough i bet he'd be mad at me for downloading them from Limewire instead of buying his videos.
Bumfights was real Kino. None of that dirty sanchez jackass crap.
>>83412329If I were here I'd be moving back to Turkey. Britain is a shit immigrant filled country now.
>>83412317magic is stored in the ballsalsohttps://bash-org-archive.com/?111338
>>83412341what are your thoughts on The Dudesons?
Mandatory hard drive scans for DJE upon request. SHPO tyrants.
>>83412359Scandi pratts
whats the sp with this new captcha
>>83412373you get used to it. odd one out. e.g. unique number of circles, non-alphanumeric text, semicircles for some reason (racism IMO).takes a couple (2) seconds instead of a few (3) seconds once you git gud.
>>83412373New captcha is based and womfy af. Don't you dare diss the captcha motherfucker
tfw you're too spacked up to do the new captchanot fucking right is it.one in ten chance to complete iti really guess this is the end de lids.
Let me tell you something now right. Eight years ago I was an absolute mess. I must've been about ten and half stone. I was using, I couldn't stop. I was homeless, I been kicked out by me landlord, couldn't pay me rent, lost me job, me house, me car. I was fortunate to have those kind of things because of being clean. BUT then I was diagnosed with cancer (stage 3) and that was just an excuse for me to relapse. Eventually overcame cancer. It fucked me up a bit...I was on chemo. Got that brain fog. Not as sharp as I used to be. My addiction took me to prison so I was never truly homeless.
proper CAPTCHA when?
>>83412417seah had to wait until someone posted the instructions to clear your cache and cookies and how to complete the captchas
Fuckers actually need a captcha walkthrough guide. Fucking Bradygames shit. Retards the lot of ya
Its just an IQ filterLook at the amount of complaining over a simple captcha kek
>>83412417https://www.gov.uk/disability/captcha-assistance
>>83412433>people born with low IQ should be discriminated against
Just want a viday, series and naps kind of day desu.
anyone here drink piss?
>viday oh Lollers, you and your Linux.
>>83412469no and i never have. if there are some vitamins still, i could just take vitamins. if i need a drink, i can filter up some shower water.besides, my urine probably has actual disease in it ;_;
>>83412473Bloody Nora, now everyone is looking at me like I smell of stale digestive biscuits and piss.
Just had handymen of the flat block knock on my door and tell me they might need to rip up my floor boards to fix a leaky pipe.Asked if they meant today and all I got was a maybe. Love it.
>>83412482>digestive biscuits and pissgood thing it's piss and not poo, or they'd call you McShitties.
It will never cease to amaze me how lads on /g/ will struggle with a small change like CAPTCHAs but they can argue all day over operating systems they didn't write and anything else tech related.
>>83412488>McShitties
>>83412487simply not important information, that. it's more like the floorboards are what matters, you are simply some parasite living atop them.
>>83412494remember when men were men and wrote their own device drivers?hell, remember when men were men? (what is it with young programmers?)
Think I have just received a britfeel-tier snide remark irlLike>questioning one's reputation/sexuality/past in a condescending and passive-aggressive mannerIrl britfeelposts are here. Is this the captchas fault?
>>83412502One of them came back and told me it might be fixed so he ran the tap and it's not leaking anymore. So I was happy. Then he asked me if I had a gf yet cause I've known them for as long as I've lived here and I said no and he asked me if I was gay and I said no then he said you must do a lot of wanking then.I don't know when these questions became so normal.
I've got a big shit ready to drop
>>83412504Writing drivers and reg hacks to improve your dial up internet. hahaha. Take me back to a time when everything didn't just werk and you had to learn or do without. Man, basic office admin requirements are just that you can use MS office products and google products. What does that pay these days, 28k+?
>>83412536>Take me back to a time when everything didn't just werkThings Just Work TM less now than 10+ years ago thoughever. Fair enough if you're talking about the 80s or some shit.
>>83412513I take it you do do a lot of wanking though there me lad?
Posting with an anime picture of little girl means you are gay, trans or paedo (or all 3)Every time
Suckered into making a change to a site in a different country out of hours this evening. I suppose on the bright side if it all goes tits up they won't be in until 7 (UK time) tomorrow, so they can just deal without for a couple of hours. Not following the change control process just doing it, what's the worst that could happen?
>>83412562What are you waffling about lad?
>>83412562>Not following the change control process just doing it, what's the worst that could happen?Sentences before you push out a build failure.
>>83412574Worst case scenario it only breaks their guest network so I'm not too concerned. >Oh no you had to use your mobile data to browse instagram all morning"
>>83412551From what I've read and watched the 80s and 90s were the best time to learn because that's all you had, the odd BB Board for nerds sharing info. Even in the 00s when tech was better packaged you still needed some knowledge to make streaming and online vidya better by adjusting TTL on your modem/router. Anyone wanting a trip back in time, the CNN original series is good. 80s. 90s and 00s are a kino watch.
>>83412555Depends, sometimes I can do a wank sesh and sometimes I'll be dry for the week. But the last bloke who asked me that ended up roofying me on a night out so I have an aversion to people who probe sexuality
>>83412510maybe everyone is secretly like this. anonymity just makes us more upfront.
>>83412610You are a nonce. Sick freak
>>83412510You give off gay nonce vibes, expect people to notice.
for me it's plugging my 8bitdo fake SNES controller in, and it immediately works as expected in most games/emulators.yeah they assume an Xbox controller and have Xbox button prompts, but the layout is correct. i don't have to fuck around with menus setting every button and axis and deadzones. i can even plug a controller in mid-game and games will adjust.pre-XInput, game controllers were a nightmare.
I have recuperated X
>>83412639odd thing to say about Chika. he gives off gay, but it's not vibes at all. as for noncery, where have you drawn that one from?me, i give off gay nonce vibes. not a gay nonce though (just a bit mental, could never harm kids even if i wanted to).
>>83412666corrr it is as you prophesized.
Fuck me, 30 emails in the old inbox.
Okay lads let's settle the external debate once and for all. Is it bad to be attracted to fictional characters (for example in anime), who are underage? If yes, what's the harm being done?
Getting too weak to wrangle a half filled trolley round sainsburys, ffs. On the positive side, I got muh mega steam cleaner, a very very nice bottle of rum (don papas), and some nice food for today.Next purchase? Might get a pi to turn the house adblock free (not free really, just not on muh browser), and going to get a ps2 again, with all the old games I loved. Taken a few years to get back what I sold when I was a smackhead, but I'm getting there. SNES with some games, OG playstation with some games. I know, emulate onna pi, but I don't want the headache that comes with me being a useless pleb, I just wanna plug n play maaaaaan.
>>83412713Yes it's bad you dirty nonce. You are attracted to children.
>>83412724Who said I'm attracted to them? You might not be the most level headed person to discuss this.
if you want to wank over a cartoon then go for it
>>83412731See here:>Is it bad to be attracted to fictional characters ... who are underageIf you weren't referring to yourself here, then apply my reply to whoever you were hypothetically referring to. You should be able to understand such a simple conversation without me explaining it.
>>83412713if i was homophobic, i would object to men fancying anime men. guys into yaoi don't make any excuses about fictionality or body shape, they fancy dudes.i AM paedophobic, so to speak. so i'll apply the same rationale. the drawings are illegal in the UK, caching them on your computer counts as producing a copy, so don't post that shit. kthxbai.
>>83412746>If you weren't referring to yourself hereYes, that's the point lad. Why'd you immediately call me a nonce for starting an abstract discussion? Maybe you should leave this discussion to the grown ups, eh?
*barks like a rabid chihuahua*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaLZRipghy4
thats a good point though, wank to whatever you want as long as it isnt gay
being attracted to children is bare messed up innit.bruv. like. nah. bredren. innit that is messed up. brev.nah.six sevenALSO WTF IS THIS NEW CAPTCHAhow tf do you do the dots one
>>83412765>how tf do you do the dots oneLow IQ moment.
>>83412757It's very clear what my response meant. Stop pretending to misunderstand it.All I've said is yes in answer to your question - that makes you a paedo (you in the sense of "one", not you personally).The fact you are going out of your way to defend it and pretend not to understand English makes me think you are a paedo anyway.
>>83412773yeah yeah pattern recognition the issue was that there was sets of 2, 3 and 4, but the issue was that i didnt know if i was looking for a difference in the background, the amount of dots, or the colour
Big pair of sagging bollocks
>>83412773>tripfagWhat did you expect lad
>>83412775>Yes it's bad you dirty nonce. You are attracted to children.>you in the sense of "one", not you personallyCome on lad. Just admit you got your first response wrong. This is more embarrassing.
>>83412761gayness as sexual orientation is a modern social construct, anyway. Romans, Greeks, samurai...they all did it because they fancied a shag. more like having a wank than being in love.>>83412765you're a child, you're probably attracted to other children. go to borstal, child.
Order meds,Pharmacy says all of them?Me, no, lets go through them.Gets to the end on her list "That's everything then!"Me, no, again, you haven't included the one medicine that I will die if i do not get every 10hrs...Oooh! I didn't see that (Yes like last month you silly cow)I swear this new bint is a (by accident teehee!) murdereress.
>>83412780If you didn't have a low IQ you would be able to work it out. That's literally the task - to tell you what you were looking for would be to tell you the answer.
>>83412775His favourite topic is kids being fucked I think it's safe to say he has paedophile tendencies
>>83412780the dots one is the no. of dots. the unique one with no buddy.
>>83412786No. I think you are a nonce now. Just admit it.You asked that question for a reason, and now you defend paedos. All of your responses so far make it more likely you are a paedophile.
>>83412780needs to be harder to weed out drooling spastics like you
>>83412791did they let you out of that facility, lad?
Gf has said she won't have sex with me until I start driving lessons.
>>83412803>now you defend paedosBut again, I've not done that at all, have I? You're seeing things lad. Bet you have a tough time with the new captcha too.
back from workingtonbergstein, in typical zoomoid fashion did the entire days work in the first 2 hours then spent the next 5 scrolling depop, reading >''the history of the countryside - Oliver Rackham''and watching various youtube vids, then fucked off early
to much negativity in this thread. life is better with frens
>>83412809Get a highway code book, say you want to know the rules of the road before getting lessons, she'll suck you off for that.Also, tell her you won't be giving her a lift anywhere unless she fucks you before each journey.
>>83412809>Gf has said she won't have sex with me until I start driving lessons.why has she done this?
*DOOT DOOT-DOOT*!!!Announcing his royal wrong'unness, Sir Nonce of Britfeelshire!
>>83412809This has got to be an underage poster, right? Mods?
>I just called you a nonceXD
>>83412809new larp or genuine? ngl I dont blame you, done mine at 24 and passed in june, took me from november to june with 3 tests as the first one the bloody examiner jew'd me and I posted it here, bang out of order, second was on me to be fair and the third I smashed with I think 1 minor as I done 22 in a 20 zone. My verdict is driving lessons are a pain in the arse. Driving isn't too difficult really, learning the machine is actually fairly easy but the amount of situations that can fuck your test up causes a lot of anxiety due to the backlog of tests. Id say getting a drivers license was more stressful than my 2 stem degrees.
>>83412827Christ I cannot be fucked with learning this shit. I'm a grown man, don't want to feel like I'm going back to school.>>83412832Because she is fed up with me not being able to drive.>>83412835I'm 31.
>>83412809Start wearing pairs of her knickers and leave big skid marks in them, then start berating her for not cleaning her arse properly. It's the only way you can reply to that demand without sounding childish.
>>83412808I escaped in a laundry basket.
>>83412835nah people are learning later and later nowadays, In my office I'm the only zoomer who has a drivers license lmao, learning to drive in the yookay is shit.
>>83412841Genuine lad. Not happy.This is about how I imagine it going, super stressful, sunk-cost fallacy of not having learnt while younger, now just more money, more stress, more anxiety for a relatively minor payoff that takes ages to materialise.>>83412843Will file this under the 'maybe' list.
>>83412840Some people think that is the height of reason. Pretty sad honestly.
>>83412835no my step sibling is 19 and just got his test
>>83412842lad jib the highway code, you can learn it irl when driving, just block book lessons and do 2 hours a week in 1 lesson and you'll quickly pick it up.
If you didn't start driving lessons at 17 you're a nonce.Simple as.
They still try to blame MuH cOvId BaCkLoG but since covid stopped the waiting times for tests has only gotten worse. The reality is they're just incompetent civil servants doing incompetent civil servant shit.The public in their own way developed grey-market ways of getting around the hurdle: test swapping apps and going abroad to get your test/licence and then just swapping it for a UK one. The government's response? Ban the apps, ban going abroad. Not fix the actual reason why people were resorting to those things anyway, just ban 'em. You WILL be inconvenienced, citizen!
>>83412853yeah its fucking wank but when the examiner said id passed i'd never felt such a serotonin rush after the farce it was and it is one of those things where it is decent to have PLUS you can take her out and have her bounce on your willy in the car, or something.
>>83412853I am learning now in my 30s too. Never had a good reason to learn before. It's honestly not that bad and can be quite fun. After the first ten lessons it starts to feel good
Got that Wakoman and Wetsu and Winnochio 964 last minute. Corrrrr. Wod of Wamblers arriving later too. Yuzusoft sale on JAST as well. Get in there.
>>83412877covid + funneling in millions of people
>>83412861Just hate schooling.>>83412878Don't know about you lad but I don't do things I don't like just to feel a rush when it's over. Also why can't she just bounce on my willy anyway? Ffs.>>83412880Yeah same just never had a good reason to learn, and the cost to benefit was always way too high so never got around to it.>After the first ten lessons it starts to feel good.Fuck me ten fucking lessons?!
*peddles through the thread on his low rider bicycle*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTKpYJ80OVQ
>>83412809I can drive. Will she have sex with me? I'll put on a paper bag on all my ugly bits
>>83412892Yeah takes a bit for it to click but at the 10 lessons mark the hardest bit is done, so just grit your teeth for the first 10
>>83412907>grit your teeth for 900 minutes and 600 quid and then you'll start to not shit yourself each timewow, sounds lush
>>83412892can she drive? have you tried telling her to fuck off? if she can drive then she can put you on her insurance and you can drive her car without actually passing, I had an ex that used to complain as she'd be the one to drive us to places until she put me on her insurance, idk why they make driving such a pain in the arse when you can literally drive on an indian drivers license or any foreign one for a year until they make you do the test here, clearly its all just money making crap.
>>83412877>ban going abroadThey haven't done this surely? No way LIEbour would stop migrants being able to drive on third world "licenses".
>>83412914He could see if he can take a passenger, get the gf in the back, and get her to give a reach around handjob while he's learning?
driving isnt even that scary desu
>>83412809My dad learned to drive from scratch in two weeks and passed his test first time. Just go intense.
>>83412920If you have a foreign passport you're allowed to, but if you have a British passport they are no longer accepting it if you want to trade in a foreign licence. So yeah lol it's literally just fuck you Brits.
>>83412914Oh you won't be shitting yourself after the first lesson mate. It's not scary
>>83412859>step sibling>hisa devious trap you've set!bring back eva6.
>>83412809This is one of the most staggeringly pathetic things I've ever read in this place lad and that's saying something
>>83412930Labour giving a better deal to migrants than British citizens? Surely it couldn't be?!
>>83412941At least he has a gf lad. Doubt you do. Don't bother claiming you do or that you have a wife or whatever, I won't believe you without proof
On the BBC World Service they said the UK waiting list is now 8 months for a test.It's due to these "people" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0l7ddg2np6obut help is cominghttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn09v4d2xe7o
Thing is I tried one of those test drive circuit type things when I was 15 where they let you experience driving and I stalled literally every 40 seconds for the entire 30 minutes. Hit every bollard too.I know that I'll fuck it up and either die trying to pull out onto a roundabout or hit a parked car and have insurance rape me for years paying it off.
>>83412809it's called positive reinforcement, lad.
Test centres assign slots on a rolling six month timeline but don't allow anything beyond that, so if your test centre is booked for the next six months you literally cannot even book a slot, you simply do not have access to the test infrastructure at any level. The only way to resolve the problem is refreshing the page when it reloads at 7am each day with new slots (for six months down the line) and hoping you manage to get in before the thousands of other people doing the same thing manage to.Just like trying to get a GP appointment where you have to spam the phone at 8am and hope you're not 300th in the queue.
>>83412970If I was him, I'd learn to drive, take her on holiday somewhere, then drive off and leave the bitch to die, hahahahahaha.
No point in driving if it won't get me a.. well anything desuI wouldn't mind a job as a delivery driver probably but that's about all it would achieve
>>83412970What does he have to do to get anal?
>>83412985It'd get you a drivers licence.
there are those companies that give driving lessons to under-17s (minimum age is 10). there are 10-year-olds who can drive and you can't.
>>83412962>but help is coming>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn09v4d2xe7oThis won't do anything thougheverbeit. There's still a shortage of testing. It's just that now the people with very long waits will be a postcode lottery instead of a "knows the right doctor/engineer on FB" lottery.
>>83412986judging by that goblin like face he probably gets pegged whenever she feels like it.
>>83413002Sounds like a front to nonce up kids desu, just look at that guy in the passenger seat. You know he's sniffing the cushion when she gets out.
>>83412998Yeah that's what I mean. I wouldn't really care to drive aside from maybe a driving related job. No appeal otherwise really.
What's the chaddest thing you've ever done lads?
>>83412986get a full house.
>>83412791Saw a fun exchange in the pharmacy from one of the Indians working in there where an old lady was trying to get medicine that had been missed when she picked some up the week before. Doctor had approved it and she just needed this one type of pill. Just an absolute farce of back and forth with him saying it was given last week according to his computer and her and her husband saying it was missed and that she needed it to live. Repeated back and forth like 5 times then he walks back behind the till. I left before the conclusion but he just did not have the ability to think outside of what his piece of paper said.
Absolute twaddle innit
>>83413013You could become a motorway serial killer, driving up and down the motorways of the country looking for lonely truckers.
>>83412809Favourite post for months this. God I want this to be real so bad.
went to the local car meet every single ford fiesta, modern VAG and BMW was driven by a 30 year old man with a 15 year old girl in the passenger seatmen are so grim
>>83412820Everyone used vinted now lad, you'll never get anything good in depop
>>83413042Or, females are whores from a young age.
>>83412985>No point in driving if it won't get me a.. well anything desuSomething something cottaging xD
>>83412809My girlfriend at 17 broke up with me because I didn't get my provisional license as quickly as she wanted me too. Foids crave the car-Chad.
>>83413020I had three girls on the go at once, at one point
>>83413048a young woman being promiscuous isnt an excuse to bang heryoure just a nonce
>>83413051My dad broke up with me because I failed my test twice
>>83413020shagged this girl who paddy mcguinness was after but she fucked him off and went with me
>>83413042>men are so grimBut yet you are also a man, with a cock and balls and XY chromosomes. Perhaps you're projecting.
>>83413011you have a twisted mind. you leave Ian from Young Driver Training alone.
>>83413055Are you the child that pretended to be female?
>>83413002>POV: You arrive at the local car meet
>driving lessons for 4-17 year oldshave to admit though, that's a bit strange. private land, it's all safe, great. but what the hell is a 4-year-old going to do with a car?
>>83413020rejected a girl who was way out of my league.
>>83412809Christ lad, you really won the thread, fair play
A lot of muslim lads go to car meets. I'm guessing they had the teenage passengers.
>>83412846You must be rly rly clean then :D
SuckMah clit Ya git
>>83413020Once shagged an American bird in a hostel bathroom a couple of hours after meeting her without knowing her name. Man she was crazy in a fun way.
>>83413078>but what the hell is a 4-year-old going to do with a car?probably drive it, no?
>>83413078Would be class that. Wish I had well off parents who wanted to set me up for success. Would have been amazing to have a drivers licence at 17
>>83413101Did she clap when you were done?
>>83413020I cannot think of any. Sad.
corrr HelperLad if you do your lessons with Teendrive in Sunderland, you get this FREE ebook. so you can teach your own sprogs some day :)
>>83413093Ha!The trick was to act like one of the staff goofing around.
HHL can't drive
>>83413090Possibly witnessing britfeel post of the year. It's distilled the thread down to it's most basic elements and garnered a hefty chunk of (you)s
>>83413111Surely you must've topped some big lad at some point instead of being bottom all your life
>The Metropolitan and Greater Manchester police forces have said they will arrest people holding placards and chanting the phrase 'globalise the intifada' - an Arabic word for uprisingThe Metropolitan and Greater Manchester police forces have said they will arrest people holding placards and chanting the phrase 'globalise the intifada' - an Arabic word for uprising
>>834131054-year-olds' cars look like this. they are NOT road legal.
>>83413109No we exchanged names awkwardly and went off to our different dorm rooms. Hung about with her for a while, did acid together on new years in ho chi minh. That was such a great time of my life, I hate being in the real world.
Corrr love ignoring weird posts, me.
Im a missing person tho i go off the radar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ww_eYCuIS8
>>83413020Stopped to assist a fellow biker who had broken down, I got her bike running and she wanted to add me on FB but I didn't have one and still don't.
>>83413146Why did you pretend to be a girl? Lil lad.
>>83413141The losers ITT will just not be able to comprehend this post. They'll read it as if you claimed you went into space
Trying to bait so hard ^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8wLmj9SiKMkino incoming.
>>83413172>Scene opens: Boxer about to be turned to glue>Record scratches>"Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here..."
Nu breadington coming up soon, is it not
>>83413182depends on if something make a new thread, we could just let this thread die and never make a new one
so can you get your driving/provisional licence at 14? seen these around Sunderland, kids driving.
>>83413191She looks like prime rapebait for SSM
In 2026 I would like another season of Severance, another season of Silo and another season of Mandalorian or Mandalorian movie.
for December can we have some of those wintry feelstreet.jpg editions? pls
>>83413204I have some old images saved, I think, but on a memory stick somewhere.
>>83413199Fallout S2 has started.I think it's the whole season released in one go iircive just had dinner and too lazy to check.
might actually rewatch heat like that other anon suggested
might actually goon to feet like that other anon suggested
Here we go>>83413225get yer festive arses in here>>83413225
>>83413020either the FFM threesome I had in uni with a goth nurse and her best friend or the girl I had slobbering on my willet 1.5 hours after exchanging names at a house party in my mates room or the time I took a lasses virginity or the time I got with virgin lasses best mate after we broke up. Nowadays i have no mates or shags but its okay x
