Ye olde, edition.
only nonces use memory sticks in 2025
>>83413225Me in the top left room with the anime girls.
>>83413237You seem to know a lot about how a NONCE thinks.
I will consume one (1) mince pie this evening. Nothing in this gorram verse can stop me.
Me? I'm gonna have a massive wank later.
Will be chowing down on my wife's pussy this evening. Going to be making a big thing of it, setting the mood and just fucking going to town on her, I want her fucking bow-legged.
i keep forgetting christmas is about to happen
Kicking myself that I didn't buy a swizzles advent calendar when I saw it in the range earlier.
>>83413263Cleaning up after the bvll are we king?
>>83413263you the lad who cant drive?
>>83413225>efukt.com/24576_Going_From_Bad_To_Worse.html@1m50sWas it kinematographique?
>>83413278Nope, not into that stuff lad, just good old pussy-eating fun x>>83413280Nah, I can drive, I just have an old shitbox of a car oh well x
>>83413263me? never gone down on the long term gf, shes sucked my willet twice but im just not a fan of blowies, I did attempt once early on and she just wanted the willet instead, dont really need much foreplay with the gfberg as shes read to go
Posted a parcel to Norway from UK on the 9th, it sat in the Airport sorting area until this morning, the 17th!!!!Arrived in Oslo a few hours ago.Royal Mail sucks fucking hiary donkey balls (instead of working)
>>83413300But oral is enjoyable in and of itself, not just as a pragmatic way of foreplay.
>>83413263>>83413300Will you both fucking shut up
>>83413312but sticking my willy in her is more fun
>>83413276What's a swizzles when it's at home? Me? I've got a reeses one, peanut butter chocolate time
>>83413318Have you never had a full on decent blowjob in your life lad? You're missing out ngl.
>>83413316*sticks my willy in u
>>83413320Just sweets, but all the old favourites.https://shop.swizzels.com/collections/sweets
will you cunts stop having gay sex in the thread for fucks sake
>>83413324ive had blowies from several women, only one has made me spaff, it can feel very good but I just cannae spaff from it
Reeeeeee normies fuck off out of the thread NOW
>>83413312Make sure she gets checked for HPV every few months.
>dude sex xDhttps://youtu.be/3J0LYp7daMc
>>83413337been here longer than u tho
>>83413347>le muh super secret incel virgin imageboardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH-i8IvYIcg
eva6, femme-presentee, could have solved this problem.
I am worried that my drinking has fucked my brain up. I can't remember anything any more and I often don't know what I'm doing or how I got there.What can I do, is there a way to fix this?
Me? Only way I can really get off now I plapping my balls to IR hypnos. Oh well c'est la vie x
>>83413368as an alky/addict myself, something reassuring i can tell you right now is your brain does a good job at bouncing back to some default state.but you have to get sober, lad. sorry to say. if you're dependent, do not go cold turkey: wean. then try for a week off, then a fortnight, then a month. watch your brain go back to normal.
What's instant regret hypno?
>tfw no infrared hypnos
>>83413381Thanks laddington. I am trying to quit but can't seem to do it.
>>83413359Not a virgin lad just already gone through the conspicuously talk about shagging constantly phase 15 years ago
Corrr spaghetti and meatballs int it
>dude dae blowjob>I myself find blowjob overrated:)>NOOO HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE BLOWJOBxDD
Uh oh, little lad is having a melty.
hey sehreepy do you have a 'cord? i want to hear about your special interests :)nothing weird definitely nothing lewd/physical...although i'm told i give GREAT hugs haha
Been thinking a lot about fannies again
>>83413391Get a referral to Alkie clinic, 2 weeks in hospital will sort the worst of it out.
>mocking indirect replywhy u mad?
*puts on his or her Internet Relay Hat*
He comes into britfeel and exerts energy to complain about other men getting blowjobs.
> I want her fucking bow-leggedWhy do middle class softlads try to write like dh lawrence when theyre a bit horny lmao. Just say you want to shag you as always don't have the wit for what you're trying here.
Why is that anon asking for a child's deets?
>>83413225Thanks for the old skool OP images, I like these. >>83413220>Fallout S2 has started.Thanks mate. I've played the first fallout game and never watched the series. I'll grb both seasons.
>>83413451Noticed ketmong always starts these creepy little nonce messages whenever the 14 year old boy turns up trying to chip his way in there. He stalked him on discord and reddit before. Then goes on tirades about how much he hates cartoon nonces. Sure pal
>>83413237I use memory sticks and I am not a nonceThese captchas are WILD
Watch this and tell me you're not pulling your dick out to wank it to Doja Cat xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pok8H_KF1FA
>>83413468Fucking hideous, and I will not be wanking
>>83413466Written deliberately to be "ironic" and comedic for plausible deniability haha just messing about arent i? With this child? Proper groomer mentality
>>83413466i believe /britfeel/ should be a 30+ thread.
Shagged an Irish bird with HUGE FUCKING MELONS years ago. Pounding away, she's flat as she can get on her stomach, loving it, I start cumming, with each spurt i let out a massive loud CRACK! of a fart, CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRAAAACK!!!She's disgusted and tells me to leave.A Week later i bump into her in the pub and she asks me to be her bf, she's ditched her bf she was cheating on.Go out with her for 6 months, until, she inevitably, cheats on me.>>83413465>Falloutnp tell me where you get it , TPB isn't working for me, I have amazon prime but i hate the player.
>Doja Cat? Fucking hideous.
Dibs on the next edishberg, I have a cracker lined up, that's for sure.
>>83413481who knows what i'll ironically not do next. arson? burglary?
>>83413493sure thing lad.Jacob's missed a trick here. (sorry if your idea was crackers.)
fallout? preferred the first above the rest purely because of the atmosphere and soundtrack, pwopa sense of apocolypse and doom in that game, looks kino with a 1920x1080p res mod (I dont care about 4k I dont think such a mod exists its clear enough)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6qt_70iGk4
>>83413492I like my grills natural and wh*te, thanks very much.
>Nu predator mouseslop has finally been ripped apparentlyShall be checking it out at once, shan't i
>Haha im just an ironic groomer xD really add me though hun xx
>>83413502Not actual crackers, de laddington, I should've maybe said """it's a corker"""
>>83413431Creepiest fucking post I've ever seen. This person is definitely a psycho pretending to be a kawaii fren
Bloke is like 36 trying to groom a 14 year old on r9k. Yeah just banter. Gay nonce.
>>83413507It's very "modern"
>>83413363cwistmas wiv evasix
>>83413503the tactical combat was really fun. the action points/V.A.T.S. mechanics don't make as much sense in a first-person shooter where you can just aim in 3D space. it's a really tightly crafted system, you're always making these risk-reward decisions.and it was kino whenever an NPC had voice acting and lots of different head animations. i think the switch to full voice acting in Oblivion and the Oblivion Fallouts meant they just COULDN'T have as many choices, right? just yes/no instead of whole dialogue trees.never finished any of these, i may have to reinstall Fallout 1 with that mod.
Imagine if there was a Gladiator nammed Turdicus who threw his own bodily excretions at his opponents lol
Crack a nigger's skull, crack a beer and chill I'm chilling lidsMight pop some xans
>>83413534the mod makes it a lot nicer to look at, I like that with turn based shit I can take my time with it which makes it quite comfy, when you get to the point where you have power armor and a minigun and you can shred enemies in a single turn it feels very satisfying.
Wonder what Gibraltar lad is doing right now
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/Eva6/Majority of this is ketmong. Sticking out his grooming net for months on end. Just ironic banter I guess. Grim and I mean grim
>>83413556https://www.nma-fallout.com/resources/fallout-1-high-res-patch.52/fink you just throw the contents of it into the fallout 1 folder, there should be instructions somewhere, perhaps as a text file in the download idk but im mong brained and I figured it out easily enough
>>83413569Holy grim creep
>>83413556>the mod makes it a lot nicer to look atso did they upscale the sprites or something, or is it just a wider viewport?tbqh i don't mind seeing the pixels. i've been replaying Jedi Outcast in 1024x768 (you can set it to higher resolutions and 16:9, but it messes up a bunch of elements like the HUD.)
>>83413487https://x1337x.cc/search/Fallout+s01/1/No pack for S02, just S02E01 available mate. https://x1337x.cc/search/Fallout+s02/1/
>>83413583no idea really but all I know is that it looks clearer and isn't missing anything
>>83413569are you upset because of what i said about lolicon?
Gay sex Gibraltar x
>>83413569You know he's playing these weird mind games with "mate A" as well
>>83413237Mine still work from as early as 2005. The 1GB ones can fit a net install of Debian GNU/Linux on.
>>83413604I don't like lolicon, and I don't like creepy groomers. Try your next deflection
>>83413601>[ ] Scaling 2xis that part of the mod?looks like the text is actual text but the menu elements are a bitmap here, if that makes sense.Morrowind has that too. there's text that you can upscale by using proper vector fonts (fair enough) but then all the menu text is sprites.PC game devs, please consider the higher resolutions of the future!
Have a USB with arch on it tucked in the drawer in my bedside table. Whenever I get a new waptop I just boot from that and off I go x
Compiled a better driver for the Touchpad on my MacBook/LoliBook Air. Woah, way better!
>>83413615perhaps it's all a clever tactic to get a rule-breaking poster banned.not that i would ever announce a report, mind you.
Women never become a slave to porn. Porn traps lonely men like me. I see no way out of this other than suicide.
>>83413636>LoliBook
>>83413636Only 2GB of memory? That'll be 2 tabs in Firefox.
>>83413641Now you're going for try to be funny? You're a creepy little groomer at the end of the day mate, this choreographed act is boring
>>83413636>xfceYES DE LID X
>So I hear you zoomers like irony... I have a few stories :)
>>83413631Arch Linux lass probably does that. Very cute.
>>83413679Aye probably, love BoP she's a good lass, but goddamn she looks fucking exactly like my sister it's very uncanny
>>83413673with 2GB RAM it's not like he has much choice.although he DOES have a choice, and the CORRECT one is dwm or i3.
I am the Brad Pitt of britfeel
Why do you lads use GNU/Linux?
>>83413701She's ugly as shit. She looks like Thunderf00t and I bet she stinks and has hairy armpits.
>>83413701Would like to see your sister for comparison.
>>83413709>completely customisable in every way>pick and choose your distro to the exact level of leanness you want, no bloatware, no spyware>better performance be unit of processing power generally speaking>upgrades are at your discretion>free
>>83413679corrr imagine if that microphone she's holding was actually a Blue Yeti.is it? buttons look different tbqh.
>>83413595Thanks, I'll grab it later. I guess it's daily releases or something.
>>83413679Bet she has a lovely pink arsehol
might give today's Wordle a go.
Millennial groomer creep acts unassuming but he's quietly astoundingly full of himself. Thinks he's the smartest lad in every room always in "control" of what's going on understands everything. See when he's writing messages trying to groom teenagers he's actually doing a post-metaironic twist on the nonce hunter trope. It's performance art. No wait. Is the performance art, the fact that he said it's performance art? Yeah must be. Can never simply be the words he's used in plain English. Always assume it's a mad irony zany inception game.All you have to know is he's a hapless little innocent lad who wouldn't harm a fly and he's dead clever so if you've got the impression he's a run of the mill discord groomer from the part where he tried to discord groom you're clearly mistaken and thick. Anything I've missed lad?
>>83413652I just did it for a giggle, I hope you had a laugh. >>83413657Mock all you like but Microsoft Edge is running better than Firefox did so I'm sticking with Edge. I look at Midori but I'd need to write extensions for it. >>83413673I always used XFCE, it's so nice to use and lightweight. Next update on my ThinkPad I'm binning GNOME and going with XFCE. >>83413732S01 has some nice packs on there 720,1080 or 2160p. I figure by the time I've wached S01 we'll have a good few of S02 to download.
blooming heck that one threw me for a loop.
>>83413744Very natural one too. No shaving.
>>83413797scwgg isn't a word, what are they playing at?
He's too good for irony, he only uses irony ironically and pines after children ironically for the win.
week 6 of invisalign tonite, orthodontalberg tomorrow to see if its going to plan, inshallah i will have straight teeth
>>83413725I think it is. Most females seem to love that mic.
i always forget just how old the MacBook Air is.it's just a decent bit of kit, really. can't fault Apple for that one. does Linux just support everything in current year?
>>83413840Fav OS for grooming? The one you're using at the minute?
>>83413840The kernel supports my ancient 2006 laptop. Pretty sure I could just put the drive in a new laptop.
somehow fell down a ukraine war rabbit hole and apparently that russian pmc group wagner executed a dude with a sledge hammer, fkn grim that, cant even imagine the sensation of a sledge hammer to the head, ouch.
>>83413840That reminds me, I'm supposed to be looking at a latop to take on holiday mid July next year, it MUST be cable of running steam easily and must render 2160x2160 at 144hz from the gpu even if the screen is 60hz. Budget is "cheap as possible"
mate A coming round mine because she lost her keys.
>>83413883>mate A coming round mine because she lost her keysyou are telling us this why?
>>83413883Corr time to put the nice guy act on before you settle in for tonight's grooming
been watching crackheads and homeless people videos all day on youtube. beats being a wagie I guess.
Scottish lass would despise seeing a man like me. :(
>>83413883Get in the shower quick!!!!!be nice smelling, chicks go wild for clean things, SHINY!Quick! like bunny!
>>83413948He doesn't want to shag lad. She's his Hermione. He just wants to own her like a doll... nothing wrong with that is there?
big weekend at britfeel towers, the all apu music revue followed the britfeel christmas paty (catered by the beige buffet) then the after party/freak off in the britfeel towers penthouse. corr!
Let's shag but if you think I'm being creepy it was actually ironic. DUH!XD
>>83413610Just nonce activities
Getting ready for comfy bed times. asmr catch-up first.https://youtu.be/wod7P9tJ3Ig
lotta poojeets in here an i dont like it
>>83414019In your house? Is it your family? Are you a sister fucker?
British roses cannot compete with this slav marie lass. Apparently she has some health condition, though.
>>83413959>dollI dont understand the concept. Is he "one of those"?
>>83413569>>83413431Rank. Basically same age difference as SSM and Marie. Grim cunt.
>>83414054No its like SSM and Marie if Marie was actually 14 not 25 lol.
>>83414064Yup that's a gay nonce. Wonder if mate A knows?
i bet you didnt knwo i actually speak germani think i said eva6 did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqWE4esRExI
>poster on britfeel turns out to be a gay nonceImagine my shock
>>83414074Isn't he "agoraphobic"? Never actually talks about why though. Probably some paedo on license in a shithole council estate scared the chav deanos will jump him.
>>83414085You're a poster on /britfeel/, retard.
Disappointed ketlad is a nonce desu. Thought he was a sound lad.
I'll never work. It's just too competitive out there these days. No point lifting a finger applying for jobs. Absolute waste of time. Won't get sex and a relationship from it anyway. Doubt I'll ever make enough money to treat myself to a holiday.
>>83414116Mate A is probably a 10 year old schoolgirl. That's what being Hermione means. What grown man would compare a grown woman to Hermione?
>>83413844Odd picture to have saved tbqhwyl
Yeah she's like this primary school child from a 2002 film. That's my go to comparison for women I like. Right mate. That your type I take it.
>>83414100I post calling out gay nonces on britfeel. Clearly I do not include myself in that, and it's not 100% of people here, it's just common, which is the original point being made and obvious to anyone with a grasp of the English language.
Just glad I'm not the one he's directing all his anger and spite towards tonight. What a sad little life.
>>83414138There's no need to involve your feelings in this lad, calm down. Just say what you mean in the future, instead of using generalisations that include yourself.
Need to stop these daytime naps de lids. Always wake up groggy and feeling like shite.
>>83414116I like him but he's definitely looking sketchy thought he would have a better response to the lad exposing him. He's not usually lost for words. Concerning.
>>83414146Use your brain in the future to work out really simple things. Isn't this the second time you've done this stupid shit and pretended to misunderstand something?
>>83414159I do it often when people say retarded things. Stop expecting others to read between the lines. Just say what you mean in the future, not hard is it.
>>83414172You are retarded. Stop having crash outs over dumb shit where you pretend to misunderstand really obvious things.
>>83414182I can see you're quite angry anon, maybe go take a time out.
>>83414192Uh huh... another one of these is it? Your trolling follows a predictable script. If you get new material then it won't be so obvious.
>>83414205The fuck are you on about numpty?, hang on, give me 20 min to read between the lines and I'll work it out.
>>83414144Interesting how you attack somebody exposing a nonce rather than the nonce. Interesting isn't it lad?
Stephanie Macmahon was kino back in the day
Need this VNberg to be over ASAP but still got another route to do. GOD BLESS.
>Ctrl+F>escort>0 resultsHas he finally got the hint?
>>83414215It must be difficult for you not being able to understand really basic things. How do you even get through life?Am I gonna have to explain this post to you as well?
>>83414229Just the right amount of chub and tits that would look great out of that plain Jane bra
>>83414248No this post made sense, unlike your other calling the thread NONCEs.See, you can do it, told you you could.
>>83414144>>83414159>>83414205This routine was also absent in the bant thread along with the gimmicks spam.Almonds.jpg
Been thinking about captain Tom today.
>>83414257How do you not understand such a simple post lol? Imagine dying on this hill. There was nothing ambiguous or that needed clarifying in this post, everyone understood it:>>83414085It's a really common format that's been used for years.
you people are crazy. how do you read that post and take it earnestly. do we need '/s' tags? is that where we're at?anyway mate has lost her keys somewhere, i haven't slept since Monday night so i'm not much use atm.
>>83414268>This routine was also absent in the bant thread along with the gimmicks spam.Indeed. He presumably gets some entertainment out of doing it even when people realise immediately and call it out.
>>83414275>everyone understood itAlso, why reply to yourself?
>>83414288Why say what you don't mean? Might as well call him a LARPer.
Shippy's short, girthy, wart covered cock scraping away inside my anus and secreting painful aphrodisiacs.
>run_You_are_a_nonce_routine.exe>import_Why_are_you_defending_a_nonce.bat
Michael Buble ChristmasButtplug inBath bombs dissolvingGiving my arse a rest from the bumsesh tonight. Mad isn't it that 25 years ago the only way to get a good bumsesh was to go to sketchy outdoor lavatories or hidden corners of parks to get a good one going. Now I can order a bumsesh with the tap of a few buttons and get my insides whisked up within the hour.The future is bumsesh x
>>83414344Have a salty bumsesh scheduled with a zesty African laddette.
We get it lad, you're so 4chan, you're mental, pure off your head
Still thinkin' about that hard man from earlier today. Proper fighter he was.
There's a Category II Melty going on right now the Apus have informed us. Please proceed to the bunkers.
>>83414366It might be the stress of christmas?
>>83414366Have it on reliable authority that a certain someone caught the end of Love Actually on itv2 and has broken down at the fact that have neither loved nor lost.
oh thank god, mate A's keys were in her work locker. so that's that sorted. no need to wait about for 24 hour maintenance and/or kip at mine until work tomorrow.we can both take it easy now.
>>83414366Wollocks status? x
>>83414288Which post, lad?
>>83414396This is a 36 year old drug addict talking about a 14 year old boy. Grim.
you've done this routine with shippy lad. get new material
I thought ketlad was the twink inna woods last night?
I think I will grunt when I spaff later on. I cover my iPad with cling film and shoot my much over it and the screen goes glitchy. Swimsuits and leotards do it for me.
>>83414396hahaha i like how it's gone from 'the majority' to just the ones with the lowercase 'e'. but at the end of the day, none of this will bring eva6 back ;_;
>>83414396Yikes. Does mate A know about this?
Willy in the WoodsAn Arborial Bumsesh
>>83414412Do you have a database of all the information you've been able to glean from posters over the years, or do you just make up attributes and present them as fact?
how do I ladis that a thingI want to know how to ladso lads call me ladps: I am a male of 25 years
These are the quality bants and laughs we missed when we were on bant. This is why he doesn't like IDs.
>>83414436Cope on you sad little creep
>>83414445Just like that lad, you've cracked it
I am in 2 of those posts. Why?
What did he mean by this one?
>>83414465Noncemong seething he doesn't have RTX money
>>83414396Yeah this is what women call a pattern of behaviour
He's found a new personality for the predictable routine of>[personality] is a nonce
Is there any logical reason why incestual gay sex is wrong?
>>83414436Why do you post lesbian porn whilst asking for lads to spy on 14 year old boys in discord servers for you?
>MELTCON 3
The voices are telling me I should take a walk. Should I do as they ask?
>>83414436>hahahaWould mate A and B find it this funny you reckon?
>>83414396This is the lad who said he's "Paedophobic" in the last thread. Wronguns always overcompensating.
Trump announcing WAR tonighthttps://youtu.be/kKD1l1uwRFs?si=nELZs5znE0rQrc1s
>>83414504I don't know anon, hearing voices isn't usually a good thing.
>>83414483Scared you'll get exposed next?
here's a freebie for you, collage-kun.who knows who i'll target next. Blad? mate B for her 15th birthday?
>>83414567Mate stop trying to be clever, none of these other people are 14. You know exactly what you're doing and now you can only respond hiding behind irony and jokes. Where's the walls of text now.
Running a fever atm
What about Helperlad and THAT video? Tch.
Reeks of desperation in here, so many anons desperate for some drama. Not everyone, but the few are extremely vocal and obsessed.
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I WANT FOR CHRISTMASdesu
ME OWN SONVIEWED 'THAT' VIDEOYOU PARASITE
Nonced up by my football coach
I propose all britfeel threads be made on bant in future
>>83414688>I propose all britfeel threads be made on bant in futuresecond
I could do with a cat for a week.Someones cat that just wants cuddles, paytime, watching aristocats and tom and jerry and a choice of fish or meat food and then snuggles in bed.
>>83414688it was fun the other day, like a holiday kinda.
>>83414709I'll rent you mine for a week, 1000 bong
>>83414709ditto. i wish you could just...hire cats. i know there are cat cafes and them, IT'S NOT THE SAME.https://uk.holidog.com/you could look into this, lad?
>>83414709Cats are nearly always cunts. Don't fall for the cute pictures. If you want something to cuddle, you need a dog.
>>83414721NTA but, didn't everybody the other day say that the tip of pikachu's tail was black? Mandela effect?
Din-din digesting, is it notVerily X
>>83414737YES. and i prefer the O.G. fatter Pikachu design.someone made the point that maybe Ash's Pikachu is just more athletic, since i think the wild ones just hang out in the forest all day. but there's that one episode where Ash finds a group of them and considers releasing Pikachu ;_;(the others do walk on all-fours though, now i think they all do.)
>>83414755also maybe it's just the natural lighting/shading of the watercolours, but in the original paintings it looks like, if anything, PIkachu's tail fades to a white tip.>>83414755must say i am envious. my fault for not getting on that sennagrind earlier.
Noncemong grooming kids with pokemon
I always knew that "mate A" person was a wrong'un. I bet both mate A and mate B are little girls.
>>83414832You always try to stir shit lad.
>>83414736I've had 6 cats over 35 years lad, not one of them has been "a cunt"
My cat is a little nigger
>>83414871They've all been cunts, you just have toxoplasmosis.All cats are cunts (ACAC)
Might put on a kino-on-the-naze me X
>>83414842At least I don't stir the shit in child's rectums
Looking forward to a Christmas day DVD update.
>>83414875write another Dagon story PLEASE (he was my favourite)
>>83414879They were all indoor cats, so that's your theory back up your arsehole where it came from, isn't it.
If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner x
I am the Jimmy Savile of britfeel
me, watching that The War Between.
>>83414910what actually happens if you plug two vacuum cleaner hoses into one another?
Me? I let paladin Danse live. He did nothing wrong and never knew he was his own enemy.
>>83414980Nah mate kill that synth fucker. ALL synths must be exterminated
Initiate clarke? Killed him too. Can't be feeding ghouls. FUCK GHOULS
>>83414951i heard B Towers is actually Rik Mayall's old "Nintendo Towers". you secretly murdered him and stole all his Nintendo games.is this true, B???
Just seen the ketmong dossier. Feel sick.
>>83415014Deleted the post because I'm not interested in drama. Honestly no Idea where I got the name B towers from. I did hear that Rik Mayall named his mansion Nintendo towers from all the money he made from the few adverts he did. As for stealing his games no, been collecting for well over 12 years or so now.
anime girls are so beautifulmeanwhile in the real world we have liberals...
Ebin lost
>>83415039i wonder if he legitimately played/enjoyed the games, or if it was just an easy bit of dosh.suppose he went over to The Sony Side to do Hogs of War.
You will never be a gumshoe in 50s America why even live
need a shit but it wont come out
Worried about mate A now, she isn't safe around this fella
>>83415100Just had one and thought I wasn't due one one but had one 10 mins ago, which was nice
>>83415100too late for senna. pure black coffee, down the hatch, now.
Mug of coffee and a Lambert and Butler for breakfast.
Is Helper still struggling with the new anti-spacker CAPTCHA?
>>83415121well in>>83415131cor what a lad picrel
Autism mongs
Spacker turds
Marie Healy's tuppence
>>83415173nah he came around to it. made him feel proper high IQ.and you know what, let him have this one.
>>83415209Didn't he only post once? Probably got it by random chance, and not been able to do it since.
wrongunketward
>>83415231>>83411061 >The new captcha system is easy af. Only brainlets will be filtered by it. and he was never heard from again.
What's your favourite part of mummys Christmas din dins?
>>83415259Nonce pudding
>>83415259slow cooked honey glazed gammon she makes the night before.turkey and all that on the day, yeah, lovely. what a fantastic dinner. but then it's back to the ham.
>>83415231Yeah that must be it. Couldn't be he's not interested in your boring fucking drivel. Must be the captcha hahahaha you sad cunt
wonder how often cavemen had the shits
He's found a new way to bully dolly when he's not even here, and it means dolly still wants to play with him. Bless.
>i-it must be the captcha... yeah...Creasing at this
>>83415301lol why are you mad? Bizarre
Spacker tuppence
>>83415316i reckon not as often as most people think, they ate alot of nasty stuff but their bodies adapted to it i suppose, now if one of us went back in time and ate stuff with the cavemen we would have the shits 24/7, probably would end up shitting out all your organs and bones it would be that bad
wonder how often chika has the shits
HHL retard guard
>>83415327;_; are you saying HHL got banned again?didn't he get a 10 or 14 day ban that last time? that would mean he cannot join us for Christmas.
>>83415344You will be crying about it for the rest of the night dullard x
Lets make a new thread at 300. This one smells like arguments and nonces.
Long neck
>>83415421That's not the rules sorry.
>>83415405Crying about what? You are having a meltdown over nothing.
not posting in a new thread tonight
The Lion, the Witch and the Nonce
the lion, the nonce and the other nonce
Nonce wars episode 1: the phantom nonce
Escort anon here. I've received an email from what appears to be the escort's handler.The email states that my encounter with the escort was recorded, including me performing cunnilingus on the escort. If I don't pay 5000 pounds by Friday to the bitcoin address the videos will be sent to my family.I don't have 5000 pounds because I've been sending tips to the escort on adultwork.What should I do?
Teenage mutant ninja nonces 2: the secret of the nonce
>>83415454The idea that your dolly might simply not be interested in spending time with you has put you into psychosis. Captcha cope, counting how many posts he's made since the new captcha. Don't worry lad you can still bully him when he's not here, not the same though is it? :(
He will move onto "you are Sean" now. You wish lol.
Biggest collection of ugly fucking mong freaks on the Internet
nightmare on nonce street
>>83415528God you are sad. Is this fantasy real in your mind?
Long neck fucking spackmong
28 nonces later
Lord of the Nonces: Return of the Nonce
Indiana nonce and the kingdom of the Crystal nonce
you know who would reset the vibes if he he was here?Crosslad.
Nonce of Arabia
Got my yearly winter illness here by the look of things. Sore throat and freezing cold.
lock stock and 2 noncing barrels
The Nonce and Future King
>>83415091Hogs of War was so based tbqh de lid.>>83415359Got bad shitbergs right now tbqh. Shouldn't have had hot sauce with me chips.
The Hunchback of Noncetre Dame
Four Nonces and a Funeral
>p-play with me seanDOLLY>p-play with me crossDOLLY
taxi noncer
The good, the bad and the nonce
What a weak lil babby, kek. Must make him livid that he can't kill the thread.
Toy Story 2 but Sean dolly is thrown away.
>>83415557Lol no argument, read you like a book. Sadsack dollymong.
>>83415609>Hogs of War was so based tbqh de lid.aye was quality. good fun with mates, kinda like Worms but in 3D.>Got bad shitbergs right now tbqh. Shouldn't have had hot sauce with me chips.well it's not like your bowels can get EMPTIER. "better out than in, i always say" - Shreksany luck with your ear?
Long neck retard living in a care home where immigrants have to microwave his meals for him
cannonball nonce
>>83415644No, you are fighting a phantom enemy that exists only in your head. And I'm not this "dollymong" you refer to, I don't even know who that is.Ironically the only person "crying for the rest of the night" is you, over 1 post I made in the entire thread.
Why does babby sulk so much?
>>83415669>Why does babby sulk so much?Which one?
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Nonces
im from the universe where wall-e is white
>>83415668I'm sure you're not really a spastic dollymong lad, don't know how anybody would get that idea, it must be the captcha's fault.
Sean lives rent free in your heads. Sad!
>>83415675You know which one, the guy who's all like [insert personality here] WON'T LET ME SUCK THEM OFF WAAWAAWAA!
>>83415698No you don't get it lad he can't do the new captcha or else he would be here catching up on all my latest zany posts and wacky updates xD long neck care home xDDD
>>83415687>>83415698>>83415717There's someone living rent free in your head to the point where you think every poster is him. You need help.
>>83415720Can the lad rent free in my head do the captcha? xD Sean cant I bet lol xDDDDDDDDD Imagine sean dolly trying new captcha in the care home lol
>>83415731>Sean cant I betCREASE HOWL
What a repetitive mong. All because HHL wouldn't let him suck him off. Bit weird.
>>83415700Just scroll past the shit lad and ignore
>>83413225Why are all the brit threads such utter trash?Hide thread.
>>83415751It's funny winding him up.
>>83415755Fuck off ya nonce
>>83415731Absolute melty.Who even cares whether he can do a captcha or not. Why are you having a mental breakdown over it? Get a hobby, this isn't normal
Any fellow autistic lads have issues with wearing clothes? Even in Winter, I can only get comfortable sitting in me undies. Even out and about I wear loose shorts unless I absolutely have to wear jeans or trousers. FUCKING HATE IT.
Ate an entire lasagne by myself. 4x lush x
Had a good meaty shit earlier very nice indeed
>>83415795Noice. Iceland did a really nice sticky rib lasagne.
>>83415792Yes, I wear just pyjama bottoms and T-shirt (with label cut off) most of the time because I can't stand the way most clothes feel.
Once you pop xans you just can't stop
>>83415808It's a nightmare de lid. Can't wear certain fabrics or colours either because they annoy me due to lint or the way they sit on me belly.
>>83415792>>83415808obvious question, but don't you get cold? i can sort of understand not dressing for the weather.but there will be cold air on your skin. isn't that a worse sensory thing than covering up more?
>>83415864hope you're comfy there lad.i made the mistake of doing an all-nighter. but tomorrow, tomorrow i will be all sorts of womfy.
>>83415873I kind of just put up with it. I hate being too hot as well, that's as bad as having too many clothes on. Just a sensory overload on every level.If it's really cold I'll wear loose trackies but I only have one pair.
>>83415808Nonce uniform
>>83415938that's not the name of a film!
The threat of IDs has really done a number on him.
I gave my cousin head x
He's scared of /bant/ because he doesn't know how to change his IP.
>>83415938Dirty mac and crotchless jeans
>How it feels to solve the new captcha
>>83415986>>How it feels to solve the new captchaiktf
>>83415975i have a dynamic IP address, but what if i got banned? i'd be ban evading, wouldn't i?very rare i get banned (most common is banned from /tv/ 'for replying to off-topic threads on /tv/). but i respect a ban. serve my time.
>>83415997>but i respect a ban. serve my time.Got to do. I've had a few bans myself. Rules are rules, and got to accept the slap on the wrist for breaking them.
We have some right upstarts on britfeel haven't we, mentals
Giving Laura head
>>83416064>Laura headwho?
Have you ever had a wank when you need a poo? Can enhance it, it's like having something in your bum when you cum
>>83416037darkness gradually building up in the run-up to the Winter Solstice.21 December, 3:03pm (crossy i am not making this up.)
>>83416073I know what you mean de lid. People in this thread will try and tell you anal is bad but it feels really good.
If anyone knows about anal while wanking its are lads
>>83416130When I was in my early 20s I used to stick my dildo to the wall and fuck it whilst using a fleshlight on me cock and watching porn. Best cooms of my life. Only a small dildo, mind. Just enough to feel good.
>TRUMP WANTS WARChuck SchumerDonald Trump does NOT have the authority to carry out his current plans to use military force in the Caribbean without authorization from Congress.If he acts without congressional authorization, the Senate will move a bipartisan resolution to prevent the unauthorized use of force.Americans do not want more endless wars
>>83416143Trump really is a demented old cunt.
He wants to be a winning war president
>>83416156He will be a bloated corpse soon enough and go down as the worst president in history. Absolute bellend.
>>83416141Sounds a bit gay that. Were you watching gay porn
The Lollers cut
>>83416147>>83416165Whats Trump done to you to upset you >
>>83416176What's wrong with that trim?
>>83416177Quite a lot mate, in general I think he's been a net negative on the world and how people act.
>>83416184>net negative on the worldHe's trying to stop wars in Europe and Middle East lad
>>83416183Nothing, it's just a mullet with a Chika cut on top. Quite stylish.
>>83416195Very optomised cut that is lad
>>83416184did reddit tell you the orange man is bad? Aww diddums
>>83416183it's not a trve skullet. that's the hair of a man who didn't even take the day off work to attend Ozzy's funeral procession.
Been on them brasseries me x
>>83416211This is the normal chika cut
>>83416191Don't think he has a genuine interest to stop wars mate, he's a very selfish and self centered man. He will only try to do something if it benefits him. He's not a good man. His relationship with Russia is suspect as well. Not that our current government is any better, bunch of cunts.
Planet Earth is in its HHL era xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL9_8-meJPs
>>83416207No I came to my own conclusions on that one. I didn't like him when he was just a TV star and I don't like him since he's a president either. Not everyone who dislikes Trump is a Reddit boy. He's always been an absolute cunt.
>trim hair with long guard all over>how bad can it be
Trump was funny the last time around
>>83416256That's the thing. He can be very funny when he wants to be, but the problem is he's such a horrible cunt that it doesn't really change my opinion of him. Still makes me laugh sometimes though. I just think, like Farage, most of the things they say are complete bollocks and they don't care about the common people at all.
Hope Trump declares war on Venezela tonight.Launch the fucking scuds x
Giving Yanklass a firm Christmas hug.
>>83416272does that do it for you does it people dying
>I'll have the chika cut top back and sides please
TOTAL WAR NOW
we need to stop the muslamic ray guns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De-wJIxx-bc
>>83416333DIgits for the old joke.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIPD8qHhtVU
>>834163332011-coded post this. Muslims have been taking Ls since the Rotherham grooming gang scandal went public. Making fun of the far-right died out around 2016.
>>83416353In the end he was proven right, wasn't he
>>83416371>In the end he was proven right, wasn't heKnown it for years. NONCE's protect NONCEs, that's why the gubbermint love em so much.
>>83416353where did these go?EDL numbers dwindled over time, but the actual people are still around. they don't march through cities any more.is it all because the police have gotten better tactics?
>Antifa/UAF mongs still think it's 2011 Kek they are the vocal minority now. EDL/BNP tier talking points are mainstream now.
>>83416353https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFV9K08JyO8i like the more level-headed guy trying to meet them half way.
All their lies are falling apart
>>83416425Woke anti-racism is a cult. Remember the whole "taking the knee" thing? Cultish af x
Fuckin' hell, had a sniff of booze have you lad.
>>83416442>those raised fists pretending they're like some 1960s revolutionaryFucking hell
>>83416442Is angela rayner flashing her knickers?>>83416454Don't forget her on the right of the image, pretending to be superman.
>>83416442millions of Britons gather in similar buildings once a week, they engage in rituals and chant words to appease a supernatural entity.
There needs to be an aptitude test before anybody has anything to do with government.
>>83416501Personally, I believe this universe is a simulation but you can't rule out the existance of God. You can't prove it either. Religion is bullshit though.
Trump needs to hurry up and disclose the truth about aliens. We need to speed run this simulation shit. Fuck waiting until 2027.
I'm a girlypop
Project blue beans
>>83416522https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_demon>Descartes learns about the simulation>no way to explain 'a computer' to 17th-century plebs>'so uhh, suppose an evil demon deceived all of your senses, such that illusions appeared real...'
Chilling in me boxroom with a crate of beers lid.Charging me crystals for full blown femoid rape
Based orb bros xhttps://x.com/maniaUFO/status/2001304954728833175
Fat sheboon chimpout at macdonalds
>>83416606Simulation theory is the only one that makes sense to me. It's the most logical.
>>83416615>Charging me crystals not enough sunlight atm.>for full blown femoid rape...maybe that's for the best.
>>83416620I'm a big time orber for real lad, but they look like missiles too me. Maybe I'm wrong but that's the vibe I get.
>he doesn't bury his crystals
>>83416687Nah that's a legit video bruh. It was during the December 2024 UFO/drone/orb happenings. Closest we ever come to catastrophic disclosure and people don't even realize it.
>>83416691i once had some rose quartz but it opened my heart chakra too quickly (i guess someone had left it out in the sun too long) so i had to bury it in salt for a whole week.bit of a waste, really.
Really wanna no show me next psychiatry appointment but mumberg will threaten to kick me out. It not fair.
>>83416784Do you actually believe in crystals?
>>83416815is it one of them online ones lad?
Let's be real though. Humans don't have a fucking clue what's going on. The so-called "elite" are just money obsessed retards. They likely don't gatekeep any great secrets. Nobody has a fucking clue what's going on.
>>83416656How is logical. If you discovered the world is a simulation created by aliens it still wouldn't explain who created the aliens.
>>83416748I worry you have other peoples thoughts in your head when you use words such as "catastrophic disclosure".It's all a bit of fun though int it? At the end of the day we're all just very tiny peas in a very long and tight pod. I suppose if you don't want to do religion UFOs is kinda the quirky chungus alternative.Nothing wrong with that though mind, but it does seem to lose its pazzaz when its about as actionable and evidential as current religion.It also loses some of its intrigue when you imagine it's no longer a secret but a widely accepted reality. Suddenly, it's just part of life-like living on the same planet as muslims and indians. If UFOs are real, it doesn't change anything for me or anyone else. We're already living in that world, and we always have been. People will continue with their lives, no matter what.As for me? I think we're pets-always have been, always will be.
>>83416905>I think we're pets-always have been, always will be.Who are the owners de lid?
>>83416934Goes into an area that's a bit personal, but every planck length is filled with intelligent life. That's about as far as I'd like to go.
>>83416877Not knowing who created the aliens wouldn't falsify the fact it was a simulation we are in. In fact, it's irrelevant.
>>83416823i tried to keep an open mind years and years ago when mate A believed in them. i try to be a sceptic in the Pyrrhonian sense, not a 'skeptic' in the James Randi sense. there are things about our universe yet to be discovered or explained, like Helper's triangles. plenty of accepted science was once flim-flam or pseudoscience or supernatural.that said, nowadays i just think they're cool rocks. if it was all the placebo effect, then thank you brain.
2020s Poland looks like 1950s America.Oh aye xhttps://x.com/visegrad24/status/2000018689391829278
>>83416784They do say that about buying form others, or how they can transfer their energy to it.
>>83417025Everyone looks the same now, there's no difference between a Polish zoomie and an American one. The internet was a mistake.
They say Trump is going to declare war on Venezuela tonight at 2am. It would be funny to see America going to war with a country so near to them that missiles would pass between each country with ease. Also be really funny if Russia and China get involved, China buys Oil from Venezuela currently. If he does that would be such a shitty Christmas present for them lel.Would we even help? We've had such a tumultuous time dealing with Ukraine I think we'd probably just leave the Americans too it.
>>83417025They've started letting wogs in recently. Won't look nice for much longer.
Split my foreskin again, for fuck sake
>>83417045Lowkey redpill there de lid. The internet has brainrotted everyone but it has also exposed a lot of uncomfortable truths. Mainstream media (BBC, ITV, Channel 4 ect..) is pro-globohomo. Stuck in the 2000s.
>>83417081get some Sudocrem on there lad. or some Savlon.
>>83417126OK I will put Savlon on it, but hope that won't burn or mess my dick up
>>83417081phimosis anon here..but such a virgin freak that it has never mattered one way or the other
>>83417152Savlon is ANTI-burns, silly.trust me, all that bleach + vinegar is HOW i made my cool crystals.
>>83417101NPCs are real lad but instead its a homogeny, by linking every one into the hivemind we've near enough eliminated diverse thoughts. We will have no new great inventors or thinkers such until the time we deconstruct the entire network we've created.
Americans think they are living in some kind of Truman Show. Capitalism has brainrotted them.Cringe x
>>83417171Oh no, my bell end is turning into Zeinab Badawi
>>83417177I went to secondary school in the late 2000s and it was insanely "woke" even back then. Racism was like the ultimate evil and diversity was like a religion. White lefty teachers ruled the roost.
Gen X men still have the same hairstyles they had as kids - gelled up in a quiff at the front.Does this mean in 20 years gen Z will have old white/grey hair with broccoli cuts?
People will always screw over other people. For whatever reason, money, influence, politics, personal grudges ect... it's just the way it is xThat will never change x
Okay no more serious posting. Just garn next the rest of these wokkles and crash out nows x
>>83417262i've seen a few 70s/80s style mullets about in recent years. but presumably the people who had mullets then STOPPED having them by the 90s?
>>83417212That seems like a very niche time to be there, I was finished by then. I am sorry for your lots.
>>83417304get some water in you before you garn bed. less dehydration = less feeling rough tomorrow.
>>83417313Aye it was pretty dystopian.2009 in particular was very fucked up.
>>83417324Don't worry lid. I always take a bottle of water with me to beddingtons x
>>83417361my primary school made us do a mock Sikh wedding where i 'married' some girl. was pretty weird.although i think R.E. should have modules for the other major religions even if you go to a faith school. it just education.
>>83417376i am indeed no longer worrying and hope you get a good night's kip, HHL.
>>83417395Corr proper 2009 brainwashcore vibes from that pic. They made us do some stupid poem about being mixed-race in year 8. Also we visted a mosque in primary school which is unbelievably fucked up when I think about it now.
>>83417418All under a Conservative government too. Fucking traitors
>>83417449I left secondary school in June 2010 just after the Tory-Lib Dem coalition get elected. New Labour in the 2000s were fucking awful but David Cameron continued all the Labour woke shit he just made life harder for poors.
Let's be honest, Britain is cooked.Too much psychological damage has been done.Sunak was probably the final nail in the coffin.
>>83417486We have the inevitable Farage containment regime to look forward to yet. He'll flood the country with jeets as well.
>>83417418>They made us do some stupid poem about being mixed-race in year 8.cor the memories
>>83417507>We have the inevitable Farage containment regime to look forward to yet.Farage being elected in 2029 will be like Trump being elected in 2017. Nothing will really change in reality but the political left will just become really loud and "anti-establishment" and things will become ultra-woke because Farage will be the "new Hitler" just like Trump. Meanwhile, rich pajeets and pakis who donated to Reform will benefit massively, as well as US-based multinational companies and of course, Israel.Same winners and losers as always.
>>83417540We went on a school trip to an event in Derby called 'Poetry Live' where we were treated to the poet who wrote that giving us a lecture in an extremely difficult to understand Caribbean accent.
>>83417540Fondly remember treating that with the contempt it deserves and doing a ridiculous Jamaican accent while reading it out in class.
Collapse era vibes xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9isTmCQRo
>>83417673I wonder if them forcing all this equality and diversity bullshit down our throats at school resulted us in becoming radicalzied as adults? I just wanted to play vidya and masturbate man yet they forced me to become political. They created me x
i can like foreign thingse.g. animealso e.g.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQand some curries
>>83417689Personally I've always been a racist. Grew up in a Leicestershire village and then went into Leicester on shopping trips with my parents and knew it wasn't right that the place was full of Indians. I could tell they didn't belong there when I was about 7. My parents are shitlibs as well, so I didn't get it from them.
>>83417733>I could tell they didn't belong there when I was about 7That's your racial instinct kicking in de lid. It's hardwired into us no matter how much the rootless international clique want to brainwash into being globohomo capitalist drones.
>>83417689Back then I just wanted to study great literature and was disappointed that we were reading that tripe instead.
I don't know what to believe anymore x
Take me back x
>>83418004it is kill now. remember going to that sweet shop before/after going to the pictures? corrr.Big Luke's 'n'all. quality scran, that.
anyway been up two days, proper shattered, delivery in the morninggood night /britfeel/
>>83418038End of an era de lid.The dreamcore era is over x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy3wGzKC9ag
Finishing off these brasseries now xFuck Newcastle and fuck Saudi Arabia x
All roads lead to Flamingo Land xThat place has a powerful energy x
My Wikipedia nemesis is back under another sockpuppet account. Cba to report him/her though. Haven't got the energy for it anymore x
Got no fight left in me anymore xEvil was won x
Been pushed suicides all me life xKate knows the score x
Everyone gone just me here now posting by myself. Kinda womfy ngl x
Same Ol' Mistakes thoughs xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
Oh It will pick up xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgKWCAEdJjM
Just lloyd the bartender pouring joy at the Beehive x
Americans are Truman Show cringelords.Money obsessed golems just like Tories.
No more raging against anymore groupsJust garn neck me wooze and enjoy and me choonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPpvu10ryys
On that Nostalgiagrind xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KgJSwX0yy0
I say what I want. Fuck anyone who tries to censor me x
I am the King of White People x
Certain people want me to kill myselfI'm going nowhereI'm gonna outlive all my enemies x
NHS might push vulnerable autistic lads into suicides. Getting abused. Humiliation rituals. Fetish for some but that's a story for another day.But nobody snuffing me out.
There in an underlining fetish in this country for humiliating disabled people. There, I said it.
>>83418620Wrong way around- you pretend to be disabled, and you have a fetish for being humiliated
Notice how there's never been a disabled member of the Royal Family even though disability is so widespread now.
>>83418634Austistic people get abused in care homes. Parents are in on it to a certain agree.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyxj690ne4o
>>83417590The thing is lad, Reform getting rid of hate speech laws will massively change British society. Right now, people are scared to say what they think online lest the plod knock at your door. Most people are also retarded and follow and believe whatever they think is normal in the crowd. If open racism and far right views becomes way more common and normalised then what happens is the country will shift further and further right.
Parents get off on their own kids being disabled.Pipe downs x
Bit of 50 cent xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcnnId15BA
new threadingtonbergingtons x>>83418708>>83418708>>83418708
>>83418645You are not autistic. You are not being abused, and your parents aren't in on it. You do however, live in a care home.
