Steps edition
still no ssm
More of a S-Club 7 man myself.
Steptacular edish.
chat we in new thread now fr fr
>>83445019>heading off out to pick some things up.Fresh nappies?
turns out blonde guy? little gay fella.
>>83445071An ex bf of mine claimed he hooked up with him when cruising in Hampsted Heath lol
>>83445071pretty sick what he did to those kids.
What is that CHAT nonsense all of a sudden
Me? Sami circles and 4 dots are always the odd ones out.
I'm think a nice wacon saunie with plenty of brown sauce for brekkie. Oh aye x
>>83445100i wonder if they put these in on purpose, like some cheat/dev path.
>>83445140Do you have soft skin? x
why is everyone here gay now?it's like that one weird year where all the personalities were MTF transsexuals.
>>83445147What an odd question.
HHL a being groomed into transitioning on britfeel
>>83445160Which year was that
Wonder how many average net tax payer contributions Sean uses up each year. Must be dozens.
>>83445071Some people just have that gay look.
>>83445160projecting a bit there, my dude
dunno if i can be arsed to go to the shop. mate A would go too but she's too tired, neither of us have slept. but she needs a parcel from a locker there, lockeranon style, and maybe an electric heater because her radiator just broke.in a less sleepy state, i'd deliver these things to hers. 10 min walk from the shop. but I might be so sleepy i just want to zip back home.quite the conundrum, this.
>>83445208i'm only ONE of the gays, though. i'm under no solipsistic illusion i'm all the posters.
Trans is out. Being gay is back in.
If you could flick a switch and make 90% of other men gay would you flick it?
>>83445229Arbroathy is both plus a nonce
anyone here ever worked in a shop?if someone gives you a fiver and it curls up into a cylinder, do you know it was for drugs?
WTF happened to Moni and Shoutanon and zoomer?
If you could flick a switch and kill HHL would you flick it?
Welll, time to get sorted and head off out x
>>83445238would this fix the whole 80/20 thing the incels are on about? would unattractive straight incels become more desirable to women?would be worried about population collapse or something, me. would like that comic Y: The Last Man.
>>83445247Moni is a normalshit, shoutanon is in prison and zoomer is dead
>>83445256> would be worried about population collapse or something, me. would like that comic Y: The Last ManThat would be awesome. My ballsack would be worth millions. My job would be to have sex and impregnate as may women as possible or to have women wank me off and collect my semen.
>>83445259> Moni is a normalshitDid he stop being trans >shoutanon is in prison Fuck off lol. No way.>and zoomer is deadRuined it with that lie
>>83445213Quite the conundrum you're facing there lid. I have just successfully completed a walk to the shops near the in-laws but it was a total failure. Was hoping for a nice coffee and some sort of pastry for breakfast but all the cafes were shut and the bakery closed down some time ago. Had to settle for a sainsburys meal deal which was really not what I was looking for. Can hardly have anything you want in life.
>>83445239You're actually the only person in the thread who even knows who/what you're talking about. Bit of a weird obsession really.
>>83445271>Did he stop being transEver since his father forced him to get a haircut
>>83445242I worked at cex for a few months and used to get all sorts of wronguns coming in. Had a PS4 game traded in and the thing was literally leaking white powder, must have been some session since it had got all under the plastic sleeve and just covered the counter when I picked it up. Just looked at the guy, he shrugged and I bought it off him for very little money. Not like the minimum wage worker gives a fuck.
>>83445282Your shoulders are broader than your hips
>>83445297Yeah that's normal for a man. What are you talking about you fucking mong?
People who like toffee pennies in quality street = Wrong un
Imagine meloni getting blacked
Really will never understand the normie obsession with rampant christmas consumerism. They'll just buy any horrible shit that the shops tell them to. I know so many people that buy horrid cheap xmas themed toilet paper. It's the type of shit I would see in the shop and shake my head but some people think it's a good idea to literally wipe their arses with little pictures of snowmen or whatever. Proper low class shit.
>>83445253Where you going de lid? Just for a trekkie?
>>83445355Come join us on bnwo twitter lad x
On me third poo of the day
just logged in didnt ixx
Shall be rotting in bed for the rest of the day
morning lids x
>>83445607Travelling to Sunderland today?
>>83445617nah, calling a true with the long neck spaz now
>>83445621>calling a true
>a trueOh hahaha wow what a MONG
>a trueNoooooo... How embarrassing.
>rotheranon Moar like can'tbebotheredtolearntospellanon
>A trueLOOOOOOOOL! DE LID LAD LOD LOOOOL KEK CREASING HOWLING LOOOOOOL
Surely he can't recover from this. How embaressing lol
>>83445492I've just had a mega poo. Backed up for 2 days. Had to flush twice as the first lot broke the water surface (it was steaming).Feel a lot better now, desu.
HHL wins yet again.
>>83445680Very few things feel better than doing a big poo
ive been done lids xim out
In Alsace this weekend. Thoughts on my food?
>>83445692it was more the feeling after, being empty.>>83445701Ah don't run off crying ya big poof, just bants innit.
>>83445709Missing a fork. Do they expect you to use 2 knives?
sorry lids xsorry helper (spaz)love you x
>>83445717sean please get some help ssm (your hero) wouldn't like to see you like this xx
>>83445726>seanwho is sean lid? x
Just saw a couple IRL both had down syndrome
>>83445709very continental that is my lad xnot bad at all x
just hanging out with a couple of my lids
DVDlad is somewhat lacking in izzat
>>83445745downies in love... meanwhile im single.could be the tipping point for me
off to /180/ now lids, will be back later. helper you've won this time... lid.
>>83445745>Just saw a couple IRL both had Down syndromeA spastic couple is having more sex than you. Also jealous?
If Rotherham was nuked it would be a net positive to the economy, DWP would be thrilled because so many people would be signed off benefits
>>83445769This is very true, you'd only need to nuke around 2 miles from the town centre though and the place would be better. That is where all the forren bennymongs are living, in and around the ghettos of eastwood village.
>>83445763You make it seem like he did something. You lost because of a mistake you made. He's not even here now.
Bit weird how this tripfag switches between posting style. All lowercase one post, then correct punctuation the next.
my room is an absolute fucking mess
Anyone else planning to battle the Christmas hordes today? I need woffee and the local shops charge a fucking fortune for a tiny sized jar of coffee Need to venture to b and m but i fear its going to be fucking packed
>>83445787>my room is an absolute fucking messProof?
>>83445790not today considering there is only a few hours until the shops are closing, will be battling it out tomorrow instead..
>>83445796>closing soon they dont open to 1pm lid
>>83445790I refuse to celebrate christmas
>>83445807sunday, shutting at 4pm
>>83445790I need to go and get some food, but CBA with a heaving supermarket.
>>83445783mentyelf case most likely
>>834458146pm usually around here, the trading laws on Sundays are fucking stupid tbqfh
In a train atm and a lot of black people just entered
>>83445791here you go ladproper tip
Might start drinking soon. It sunday x
And here we go, a totally different mong, with the same mongy attitude and hatred of a certain poster, but it isn't the same mong, no no no.
The same mong reads all the posts
>>83445957What are you here for if not to engage with anons and read their posts?
Back homes and garn grind some Fortnite nows x
as for me i might login to that runescapeim still level 1 sailing x
>>83446023Do it. Have a doss day. I'll do the same methinks.Christmas choon time, let's flipping go!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0RFj-Fz0Zc
On that sushi grind
>>83446055im off now meno working next week >>83446070aldi sushi is it?
>>83446075>no working next weekWohoo \o/
Given the chance I'd ejaculate in Chika's arsehole
>>83445790Wouldn't recommend it. Just drove back from in-laws and there was a queue to get into a shopping bit with big Tesco and next and various others that was all the way round a roundabout and up the road. Would have to be fuckin mad to do it. Think I'm gonna go at like 9pm tomorrow, should be able to hold out until then.
Not been washed or brushed my teeth and I will not today.
>>83446163Why not? Feels gross to be dirty like that
>>83445849you can't fool me, i remember this guy from /tv/.
i ended up going into Morrisons instead of Asda. wasn't that bad, in all honesty. still loads of Christmas stuff left.me, i got some turkey gravy + pigs in blankets. i'll go back on Tuesday to get some slices of turkey from the deli bit. bit of a gamble, but what else am i going to do? can't buy a turkey crown for one, can i?
>>83446114Think I'd prefer his mouth. Oh aye.
>CAPTCHA has added crescents and starsoh god, the semicircle days are so fucking over.
Ngl it's kinda weird that Google maps only first visited glasgow in 2008 but then again Am also weird fr still finking that its """"""only" 2008 byt yeah n_n
mad to think my ex-boyfriend (a man) had a crush on this bloke (both the character and the actor), but my friend (a woman) does not.is he not one of them 'chads'?
>>83446212Your sister coming for Crimbo this year big lad? Remember some drama in previous years.
>>83446217All women secretly creamed themselves when he rapes Daenerys.
Ever since I learned they had Neon signs nd all this even in the 70s. Ngl ave heard the story frm my mam n gran n dad n everybody frm their day About this town has gone downhill it ws so much nicer in the old days nd Am jst like Yeah I doubt it since we jave pokemon and internet,,or something instead of horses n carriages nd w/e then you see actual pix of their day nd it actually looks more futuristic than today in a certain way idk. Less run down anyways. I actually believe them now it ws better. Cus you can see the difference frm 2020s to 00s now. So either the 00s ws the last good one or everyrbing jst gets worse from entropy nd shenanigans
>>83446217not chad enough for your friend
>>83446212cor these city shopping centres always look like some mad space age thing when they were first built in the 70s-80s.all glassy and inside there's random hexagons and things. it's wild that with 'redevelopments' they can LOSE character.
See its not fair cus as millennials so Much of what we knew about our parents days ws put thru a filter of black and white television which automatically makes it look so old nd antiquated Ngl I can't be the only 1 that believed Life itself used to be in black n white, as a wean n.n It's like an optical illusion bc your subconsciously interpreteting the visual jump in technology wi a improvement in the place portrayed in thr piccy. U know. n_nIf we had all yhe old pix colourised it would be different.Now I feel like we got psyopd with the technology od our days.They got to still experience Community,,living somewhere where everybody knows everubdy...nd the world is smaller That would suit me a lot. I dont want to travel places nd expand my horizons. The internet has expanded the world too much really well neways i like these old photos now that am old too....its giving Tartaria n_n
>>83446256They just keep building extra bits on to eldon square when the old section dies off.Eldon Gardens is 90% empty shops but they still built that new bit with the Ape shop in.
>>83446237>>83446256aye we're of the same mind it seems.even something like brutalism, "omg concrete britain soo oogleh" but you look at the old photos and it's like these mad cubist walkways, there's greenery, water features, some random spheres on the ground. it all just removed until you have water-damaged blocks and all anyone sees is the hideous brown office block that ought to be torn down.those boring white retail parks won't last half as long. student prefab "apartments" even less.
>>83446256These days was dripping in soul Unlike now. Its not perfect tho thers still too many brainwashing adverts etc.
>>83446278yeah it's crazy how there's this reasonably busy shopping centre, connects throughout the city. but then you round a corner to an older bit, there's an art shop, i think? and then mostly empty units.i think at some point it had record/clothing shops and was like the rock/alt/punk area way back when.or maybe that was the arcade above the immigrant hotel. you can just SEE how that was a nice little stretch of shops, once.
>woffington has been secured Good luck to any lads putting it off to the last minute, everywhere is busy as all fuck
i don't understand enough about retail property here. why not let the units? does reducing the rent/rates lower their worth in some way, e.g. the valuation goes off what you'd actually get per month/year?
Tired af but can't sleep for another 8 hours
>>83446312nice one lad. did you go to B&M, in the end? does sound like it would be hell (just summat about B&M).if i can't get turkey on Tuesday, i'll have to go on some mad mish. it's easy to say "ohh all the turkeys will be GONE by Christmas Eve!" but surely there's no shortage of cooked turkey? so much must get thrown away, or end up in dogs.
I want to apologise about my manic behaviour last night. It wasn't right.
apparently its the first day of winter
>>83446290We r old souls init
>>83446338Yes lid, its only starting to kick off, as usual no one can drive so all you hear is horns in the car park lelPeople are still being polite, everyone seems to be on the same page currently of "lets get this shit out of the way and lets try not to piss each other off" but that will soon go out the window Tills are the worst in that place, it blocks off the end of every isle (well in my local one anyway) which leads to hordes of cunts trying to form ques
>>83446346which one were you? if you were the "chat, " poster i am willing to forgive you, but the healing process will take time.
>>83446218Yea she is gna be here tomoro Staying til 27th. Busy week ig should be fun wuu2?
>>83446348shortest day/longest night de lidsummer is on its way
Fuck boiled myself in the bath for too long now I'm all dazed and light headed. Just about managed to make it to the bed and now slowly soaking through all the sheets. It's a hard life it truly is.
am home for christmas me am feeling well lush and well cozyx
>>83445849Looks like Smirnoffbro's house
n_____n n________n https://youtube.com/shorts/nolS8hDocp4
>>83446372I was the one pretending to be HHL.
>>83446395May he rest in peace and cider
the pills i have in now are what will have to last me until after Christmas/Boxing Day.that 7g of ket didn't even last me three days aaaaaaaaa
>>83446393Do your parents know that you're a nonce?
have u taken ur vitamin D today? x
>>83446415Will your sister be visiting from London for christmas
>>83446415Does your sister want to have sprogs?
ive not got a sister
>>83446415hi, is this a reference to when we were all on about vitamin D? was that last year, for last winter?i still have my two boxes from when the neighbour stole one. i ALSO got a weird Amazon double delivery the other day where i got free shampoo and 48 cans of 7 Up instead of 24. corrrr these corporations man, they just give you stuff.
>>83446431i forgot mate it was something like thative got this one havent i
>>83446415took a an incel walk in the morning sun
Wonder if St*pdad secretly wants to shag crossy's sister
>>83446393Its nice seeing ppls at Christmas init
4000 iu for me my ladno seasonal depression this year x
>>83446442yeah it nice xx
>>83446321There's no businesses there to rent them because it's increasingly hard to make any profit (business rates, increased cost of employment, no capital etc) even before rent.And the centre can't reduce rents close to zero because they have to account for the risk that whoever they rent it to for 1 pound/month would turn it into a crack den.So they're stuck with nobody being able to pay enough that would make it worth the centre renting the spaces out.
>>83446443I'm depressed no matter which season
>>83446462ThisThis seasonal depression bollocks is just cope If we had them brutal russian winters with no sun for 4-6 months a year id understand but not here
What should I be adding to my Disney collection de lids? Focused on my favourites so far.
>>83446443Does that actually work n_n
Just poured a bit of hot candle wax onto my genitals. Why you ask? Fuck knows.
THICC Claire best Claire
>>83446469Fantasia x
>>83446411It's a dangerous situation there lad. I expected my 5g to last, I'm away from xmas day until the 30th and thought I'd have some to come back to but that did not pan out. I've got another gram coming, ordered on Friday and I better keep my filthy hands off it since it is imperative I have some for new years party.
>>83446469Aladdin lad. The best Disney film even if it's about forrins
>>83446486Good shout there de lid. They do a double pack with Fantasia 2000 as well.
>>83446415I take it every single morning, year round. Doesn't hurt, can only help.
>>83446484have a look at the faces in the crowd That is fucking GRIM , not a single nice looking lass in the bunch
>>83446471idk desu it might not even be doing anything but im surely deficient from years of staying in my bedroom
>>83446425Iknow she is planning having them nxt few years. Ngl I will be happy to have a nephew/niece. Esp if am still a neet I can babysit n maybe jave a bit of purpose in my life n_n
>>83446469can't wait for all your shitty dvds to rot away you mong xx
>>83446500Nice people don't want to go and stand in reality TV crowds, it's for mouth breathing subhumans
>>83446500This tells us no women that watch Big Brother are attractive.
>>83446507Why post this? Seethies make no sense to me.
>>83446469Lion king.beauty and the beast. My favs n.n
>>83446515why? how about because I fucking can, you crybaby mong xx
>>83446520knobhead
>>83446507ive never heard anyone complain about this ever if im totally honest
>>83446530sticks and stones, mong xx
>>83446490Oh aye it's out on 4K as well I'll grab that at some point too. The old ones look amazing in 4K.>>83446507Overblown de lid. All my DVDs printed in the 90s work fine. Dad has CDs from the 80s that work fine too. Most cases of DVD rot are from manufacturing issues so USA Warner Bros DVDs printed between 2006 and 2010 as well as basically all HD DVDs.>>83446518I actually have Beauty and the Beast on Blu-ray, it's one of the early Disney double packs so it's a Blu-ray in a DVD case.
>>83446543sword in the stone underrated xx
>>83446543Lion king and Lion King 2 simbas pride n_n
Hoping for socks and pants for Christmas. Almost out of good pairs x
n__________________n https://youtu.be/Sn_G5ByH1Hk
>>83446562what the fk theres a lion king 2 since whenits that mandala effect
The senpai are asking me what I want for Christmas and I have no idea what to tell them. It's not like they can get me a sweet boyfriend-free girl, can they? I don't care about trinkets.
>>83446558That squirrel though, very sexually confusing for me. Honestly glad I caught a shag with an actual girl when I was 15, reckon there's a very real chance I could have fallen down the furfag hole had my slight autism got the better of me.
I always get 200 quid from my nan for Christmas, not even sure why because I haven't seen her in like over a decade.
>>83446576Straight to video release, always existed just was a bit shit >>83446579Extendable backscratcher, that's what I've got for every male in my family. Guaranteed to love it.
>>83446469Song of the South
Ding fries are done ding fries are doneI gotta run I gotta runI work at burger king Making flame grilled whoppers I wear paper hatsWould you like an apple pie with that?Would you like an apple pie with that?
>>83446562>>83446576Had Lion King 2 on VHS so ended up watching it like 100 times hehe.>>83446558Haven't seen that one since I was a kid.>>83446634There is some bootleg Blu-rays doing the rounds think they are AI upscales from the laserdisc but not sure. I torrented it before and looked decent.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pkR6XEhM-vY
Need to do the other thing before I get comfy
>>83446652>I live in the Spacker Care Home building on Ngubu Road. My name is HHL.
>>83446469>Disney Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmasreeee it's Touchstone Pictures that means it's NOT kiddy Disney shit THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS
>>83446677Its about Scars son,,and Simbas daughter that falls in love nd Simba doesnt like it Its went straight onto video..Very fun and kool film
It's make or break in 2026.The final year to save myself from self-destruction.The grand finale of the collapse era.
>>83446651Sames i watched this 1 wi my sis all the time when she ws a bairn still My original lion king VHS had the black n white lines all over the screen frm being rewound so much. My fav n.n
What do you want for xmas lads?I want an xmas where no stupid arguments take place
I have a swordA sword made of CUM
>>83446717Just dribbles off the hilt
>>83446714A Christmas message from SSM
>>83446708You will be off your rocker come xmas day lid, stop talking all this shite constantlyHonesty really is the best policy
>>83446514that's fine. they kicked out the best contestant, a strong independent incel who didn't need no woman.Big Brother used to thrive on controversy but he implied a gay person was camp. and i think he misgendered one of the transes, without breaking down into tears like the woman who did it too.for fuck's sake, producers. i've never gotten particularly into Big Brother but these ITV series have been incredibly dull. and there are adverts every 5-10 minutes. i had no idea telly was like that now.
>>83446723IT'S REINFORCED CUM
>>83446683Calm down liddy Touchstone falls under the Disney umbrella nowadays.>>83446701Indeed it is. Might give it a cheeky watch on Wisney+.>>83446713Remember me mum pre ordering Finding Nemo VHS at the Disney Store. We were late to DVDs.>>83446717Sword in the Bone(r).
>>83446503How old is your sister, crossy?
>>834467083i atlas ignored us x n_n
Just another day on public transportation in England.
>>83446766He should be kneeling down and servicing that British rose IMO.
>>83446729Helen's POV during cunnilingus
>>83446732>You will be off your rocker come xmas day lidNah am playing it safe on Christmas day. Snowballs only x
>>83446744yeah lid all the channels that run ads are a fucking shit show >5-10 minutes of>Look at the poor little kittens, give us 10 quid a month there>Look at the poor little doggies, give us 15 quid a month>look that his poor haggard donkey, 20 quid please >wow would you look at these poor african kiddies with fucked up faces? you guessed it, 20 quid >homeless cunts? 20 quid >the Syrians? Palestinians? who ever else? 20 fucking quid
>>83446775i highly doubt it lad, the temptation will be too greatJust going to sit necking wuppas while everyone else goes on the piss? No chance de lid
>>83446775You spending Christmas in the care home or going to your parents?
>>83446756>Calm down liddy Touchstone falls under the Disney umbrella nowadays.shan't calm down. there was an intentional separation, one that they should maintain. 13-year-old goths do NOT want to watch Disney cartoons, they want to watch Touchstone animated films.anyway, you need to get The Fox and the Hound.
>>83446764ATLAS abaonding us really did feel like the end of an era x
CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MYNO, HE CAN'T READ MY POKER FACECAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MYNO, HE CAN'T READ MY POKER FACECAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MYNO, HE CAN'T READ MY POKER FACECAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MYNO, HE CAN'T READ MY POKER FACEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP-KMvYzg5s
>>83446777>for just five pounds a month...this one's as old as time.what gets me is how many of the adverts are for apps. i suppose Big Brother skews towards da yoof but it's >gambling app>food delivery app>gambling app>second-hand/vintage app>gambling app>dating app>sponsored by:>gambling appthey really have just replaced shops, haven't they?
>>83446791Have Fox and the Hound at top of me list lad as well as Basil Mouse Detective and Oliver and Company.
>>83446785>going to your parents?They live in a spacker home too. Learn the lore.
why wasn't it good? ;__;need to watch Something Wicked This Way Comes. hadn't even heard of it until recently, sounds like a film i would have loved as a kid.
>>83446823He said he was "going over to his parents" before
>>83446784>Just going to sit necking wuppas while everyone else goes on the piss? Aye>>83446785I always stay at my parents over Christmas.
Wonder what Ruth and Will are doing for Christmas.
Sober 2026 I reckon. Drinking just makes me feel like such a loser every time.
>>83446833>going over to his parentsThat just means going to the other spacker home they're in.
Will be reducing the cottaging sessions too.
>>83446855Your lore knowledge is wrong >>83446837
>>83446825I've read something wicked, had no idea there was a film about it. Reckon I would have loved that as a child, didn't think very much of the book but I don't really like ray bradbury's prose, just find it a bit off.Anyway, me watching a santa clause with Tim Allen, classic xmas movie this. 90s, divorced parents that hate each other, wise cracking kid with a bowl cut, a lawyer.
Always get really depressed and a little manic around Christmas. Not even sure why. Just gets to me it it does.
I hate travel tyrantshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUygbK9eFdg
>>83446848> Drinking just makes me feel like such a loser every time.Sames, especially when drinking in the gaff on me own. Just lucky I didn't smash my laptop when I was blackout drunk the other day. Too many close calls lately.
Throwing away all my cottaging outfits.
Nobody knows this but I was sexually assaulted when I was in a psychiatric unit by another patient. Didn't bother me too much though. I've never told anyone this.
saw me parents today, luv me parents I do, they seem healthy and in good spirit
>>83446825I like Black Cauldron. Ever notice how the wee furry fella is basically Gollum?
>>83446923Corrrr cute hedgehog pic that
>>83446934gis a rundown?
Hewo everyone how are wu today?
>>83446952that's what the other patient said.
>>83446923Same. Almost 40 and drinking alone just makes me cringe when I think about it desu desu
>>83446952Was laying in bed listening to music, she came into my room and started dry humping my leg and licking my ear. Her name was Sarah. Had no idea what to do so I just let her do it until she stopped and left. Again, didn't really bother me but I guess it was still sexual assault?
>>83446968not grab a cheeky boob?
>>83446973I didn't do anything lad.
Chika is nearly 40? Yikes
>>83446968we all fight, freeze, or flight in life xbut you should have fought. bit her fucking ear off.
>>83446968Was she fit, or gross mental psychward spaz?
>>83446977should have, was she fit?
>>83446987Nothing wrong with that at all.
wonder if sean ever "accidently" touched sandra's boobs to find out what they feel like
>>83446951I told ya befoe. It's a fooking HAMSTER!
>>83446987yikes indeed
>>83446991>>83446992She looked pretty good. Like a 7/10 probably
>>83446951>hedgehog
when pigeons are "rats with wings" you're saying pigeons are actually badwhen bats are "rats with wings" you're saying bats are actually good
>>83447014quite a nice original post that, mongboy.jpg-kun.
>>83447005Changed my mind it's a cat now
>>83446923>"the gaff" in question
fox
tiger
capybara
which carehome does helper live in
The biggest mouse on earth is the "Petter's big-footed mouse"
>>83447035Oi where'd you get this pic of my nans house?
>>83447011I probably would have shagged her but I'm a horny lad and quite like getting my dick wet.
Got the DVD player on to watch Elf
getting raped in a loony bin
Helper getting his nappies cleaned by Babatunde
driving home for christmas xx
Fugg need to get more pringles in. Only time of year I can justify buying them when they're down to 1.50 instead of the 23.59 they want the rest of the year
hound
mischief
Guinea pig
feel like playing some of them old minecraft versions again
Normies having sex because it's Christmas.
Come swim with helper.
>>83447119always found minecraft to be a bit naff, luv me terraria though, proper comfy base building in that with the paint mechanic for blocks and walls
>>83447120Looking forward to my bi-annual shag with the wifeberg. One on my birthday and one on Christmas. It is a gift.
Ate some aldi sushi before and now i feel sick
NEETs v Wagies soon, Sir post a lot
for me it's Starbound.
>>83447135its womfy matei never got far in terraria only remember killing that big flying eye
>>83447164You're not allowed to post her.
LOOOOOVE me points me.
See you on a dark night x
>>83447198she were well cute
>>83447164he'll no doubt be over xmas eve for a couple of drinks and maybe a meal
>>83447184They expire you know.
>ywn sit by the fire having a premium craft beer and a cuban cigar with paul after a great christmas dinner while ruth and her mother gossip about your huge cock in the next room
>hoard two free Costa coffees on the app>some hypothetical day where i'll want a large extra-shot mocha with cream>one day my coffees just disappear>turns out i didn't redeem them in time:(
>>83447208Are you sure about that? x
>>83447217There's a moral there lad. Carpe Diem. You never know when opportunities you have now will be taken away...
See a lot more Costas than Starbucks nowadays.
I like to wear makeup sometimes. Not gay, nor trans, not into it as a fetish or really. Just like it. Do the whole shebang
>>83447251>not gaySuch flagrant lies
>>83447268It's fun. Try it.
>I'm not gay sometimes I just like a cock up my ass lol>Just enjoy it
>>83447251sounds very gay and trans de lid
Must do a mother proud to hear he adult son stir from his slumber in his childhood bedroom on Christmas morning. Plodding downstairs to see what's been bought for him. The special man of the day, in mummys house where he has always lived. Where he will always live.
>>83447234Fair enough lod x
A lot of you lads are insecure about your own sexuality.
>>83447154You likely have at least 4 parasitic worms wriggling around your belly now.
>Boo hoo why do I have an incel stay-at-home-son?Uh you raised him like that bitch? Why do you think the other sons on your street turned out just fine?
>>83447287my mother would love it if i lived at home and was still her babbyman son.luckily she got grandkids through my brother, but she also adopted dogs from a kennel as surrogate kids. she just sits around wankered on vodka and co-codamol with the dogs on her lap.the older i get, the closer i become to her (not trans btw).
Why does my mum think it's okay to leave a bottle of wine just laying on the side when I'm a recovering alcoholic
>>83447206I wonder if they'll have him behind the bar this year.
>>83447324Sounds like a fucking sick existence. Want that to be my dotage but without any kids or grandkids tbqh
does anyone know what this is?
/britfeel/ new years party @ The Swan
Jurassic Park on ITV1 right now corr.
>>83447368Starving garloid
>>83447273Don't think it's gay to like cock, only if you like men.Otherwise lesbians using dildos would be straight.
>>83447368That is a leech.
>>83447387>Otherwise lesbians using dildos would be straight.No, but they would be straight if they liked actual cock.
love me tree x
>>83447382Seems a bit far-fetched but I'm gonna stick with it.
A black man and a white woman
A black man and a white woman - not okayA white man and a black woman - okay
I bet young trans lads are ROCK hard when they confess to the doctor that they like to wear women's undies and want to troon out.
>>83447407why would you bring that up, lad? it's 2025, you're not going to get Turing'd any more.
>>83447407FWAR yes ROCKed
>>83447401You might be onto something here.
>>83447401We know this is you Zimmy
A big black businessman
>>83447460Like it's the most natural thing in the world
>ugly >poor>no personality>good at nothingWhy even live bros. I've not even got a gimmick to keep me going.
>>83447460me, i'd just walk around Canary Wharf and see them all in their suits.what are they going to do, get me arrested?
Hate this new shapes caphcha, fucking hate it so much.
>>83447505I'm loving it. Way quicker than the old one
sossa rolls and tommy sauce mmmm
>>83447505i like these triangles they've added.newbies won't remember this, but it bears resemblance to a meme.
>>83447509its utter shite
>>83447509>>83447505Largely indifferent to it personally
>>83447505seems like a total fucking nightmare to do when on the voddy
Living your entire life on tick is it, lids?
>OMG HECKING TRIFORCE
>>83447539let me tell you anon, one time everyone went onto the children's game Habbo Hotel, and they blocked off the pools.you had to be there. (i wasn't, but i heard about it afterwards.)
Starts to get lighter everyday from tomorrow lids. We made it x
>>83447568No.. I love being comfy
>>83447568And your life will change now?
>>83447537Had to pull a tick off dogberg once, was pretty fucking gross.
How are you planning on decolonising Santa this year lads?We must remove rewarding children based on a Western binary of 'naughty/nice.', and include Mother Christmases as patriarchy and colonialism went hand in hand. Without this change, Christmas will not survive.
>>83447620Just for caring about this shit you get a lump of coal
>>83447620The whole idea of Santa is fucked anyway. It's all consumerism shit designed to get people to buy shit. I went to a xmas market the other day, guess what it was, overpriced tat and overpriced food. Like jacked up prices like crazy.
Me? Gonna finish my current VN tonight hopefully. Over 50 hours in. Gonna start a new one. Got lots to choose from. Oh aye. Might rewatch Shimoneta anime too de lids.
>>83447630Did they have bollards of peace?
Just found out my bossman lives in a literal villa in the fancy part of the city
Nominate the polar express as the most horrifying scary xmas movie. Uncanny valley out the wazoo. Watched some of it once and it was dreadful, won't make that mistake again.
granny used to make me hot chocolate and hot water bockle and id watch polar express
santa you white devil
Shibboleth
Sunderland nonce
Wareham nonce
Arbroath nonce
>>83447620which colonisers?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_colonial_empirethese guys? don't worry, academics, we forgive them.
Ate too much choccy
hope cmbyname lad Angela lad and lollers lad have a comfy Christmas week big love <3
>>83447810Nasty old lady feet.
>>83447620I utterly despise the woke. Gives old-school working-class leftism a bad name.
Just finished my annual viewing of Lord of the Rings lads. A treat every time. Hard to believe it is nearly 25 years old.
Watching the manchester united footy
n_n https://youtube.com/shorts/6tqTm5Bf8ZY
>>83447832Let me guess they are loosing.
Fuck it. Wanted to stay sober but having a couple of jars now. Limiting myself to 4 though. It christmas week x
>>83447832got it on in the backgroundwe all villa in life today x
>>83447842They are now yes. 1-2. Morgan rogers scored both for aston Villa
All these wooty players look like mutts
Need some last minute Christmas veggies (cor, 15p spuds lads), do I go get them tomorrow or Tuesday?
Except ugarte, he looks like a nonce
Good daytime doss session, got cannabis corner sorted, and will start growing in the nighttime doss session (when the server restarts at 18:04).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6Le7luzv2Y
>>83447810upgraded me 3d printer, now doing a 3d puzzle of the colosseum, why yes i am doing things like an old man, hope you have a good time off work
>>83447913asap lidpeople garn crazy
once again I am asking you to DAWING DAWING DAWING PWEASE
need a piss but cant be arsed to stand up
>>83447961Start wearing nappies HHL style
Money well spent
4chanchester unitedkek
>>83447933Tomorrow it is. Can't risk Christmas without baby mushrooms swimming in butter.
my apu has just recited a disgustng rhyme based on "jingle bells" in which batman suffers body odour, robin lays an egg and the batmobile suffered a mechanical failure which resulted in a wheel getting dislodged and landing in some hay. had to send the little rotter to the pit for an hour
>>83447976wh..what you doing anon?
>>83445039No prob bob x
>>83447995Wait until he finds out that shepherds accidentally washed angels socks at nighttime.
>Epstein was also apparently annoyed with an associate because he had brought a 'Dominican, darker-skinned' girl to him,' adding 'JE didn't want Spanish or dark girl'.>When the redacted associate pointed out that he'd been ordered to bring a 'young girl,' Epstein replied: 'Yea, but not dark.'lmao
>>83447949I ment this 1..ikeep doing that
Looks so alive n like a distinct place..like today every city Is the same grey depressing copy paste weird slop shops that u don't eben know what they are
>>83448065Also lassies either are grannys or thin cute lassies. No overweight tattooed monsters n_n
>>83447744Must be weird to be as young as you are. Early 20s I'd guess? I enjoyed those times, wish I could go back.
>>83448048I don't understand why Epstein didn't just fly in and shag escorts. Why go through the trouble of grooming girls when prozzies are available?
Even an ugly lass can get cock if she's skinny. Mad.
>>8344813826 lad, well it came out in 2004 didnt itthey were good times
>>83448142>just fly in and shag escortsSomebody's got to find the (underage) escorts so people can fly in and shag them, and that guy was JE.
If I don't get a girlfriend next year I'm necking on twitch
Let's be real. Everybody here would shag 16 yr olds if they knew they would get away with it
>>83448173>shag 16 yr olds if they knew they would get away with itNot even illegal. What do you mean "get away with it"?
>>83448180>Not even illegalSo why don't you do it?
>>83446217Villa won it ova x
>>83448149I was 14 in 2004 so too old to be appreciating new kids movies. Too busy furiously wanking to American pie and road trip boobs. For me anyway it's Muppets Christmas carol
>>83448186Because I can't get sex at all. If a 16 year old wanted to shag I would - why wouldn't I? No law's being broken.
>>83448191Had a stupid amount of wanks to Nadia
>>83448191as for me its a christmas carol (1984)
>>83447505>>83447509>>83447526>>83447527>>83447529Mongs, it's way faster. That one with the "select the letters with the circles above" was fucking ridiculous. It was taking me like 3 mins just to post a comment. Now it's like 10 seconds with these new ones.
>>83448186For me it's social consequences. And also teenagers are horrible to be around. It'd be great to shag a teenage girl but then you actually have to be around them too and if you're not mentally retarded that's the last thing you want. Oh also I'm married, that probably is another reason why I shouldn't do it. It's a rich tapestry.
SSM shagging a 16 yr old. No law broken.
>>83448214Imagine the amount of cum that's been spilled to that scene over the years. She probably holds some sort of record. Was also a big fan of Amy Smart in road trip, rewatched the film this year and realised how bad it was, I just THOUGHT it was good. There's also a shower scene with a bunch of hot girls just hanging around fully nude.
>>83448232You're calling people mongs and it's taking you ten seconds to pass a captcha? Bit of a pot kettle black situation there lad.
>>83448263>There's also a shower scene with a bunch of hot girls just hanging around fully nude.different anon bt fucking hell id forgot all about this one
Overdue for a manic episode
>>83448278https://filmnudes.com/video/road-trip-2000-shower-scene/Man those were the days
>>83448246Marie wasn't 16 though. Stop slandering are lad.
>>83448293I had 1 a couple of weeks ago. Hopefully cleared the system, so can have a nice christmas.
Grant morrison coming out as "They" at 62 years old n_n
5 days, 3 takeaways, 1 shit. That's chumbawang.
>>83448214Paused and slow motioned my DVD of this so much as well as the extras from Band Camp that had naked women and the stripper scene from American Pie 3. Corrrrrr!
>>83448298Might have been this scene that confirmed I don't find black lasses attractive
>>83448335phwoar jump on the scales for us big lad
>>83448320Met a girl who's dad decided he was a woman in his 50s. Apparently had started hanging out with a group of troons and they started sharing their hormone pills with him and then he just decided he was a she. So big old geezer with a beard decides he's going to wear a dress and needs to be called a woman's name. The girl had some extremely complex feelings about it, could tell she wanted to be supportive but also fucking hated her dad. Anyway she really liked being choked hard while fucked in the arse, probably related in some fashion.
>>83448342Think it was probably the first black chick I ever saw nude and was like 'huh ok' Definitely not my main point of focus, reckon that would be the one that walks past, phwooarrrr
>>83448351>Anyway she really liked being choked hard while fucked in the arse, probably related in some fashion.based, was she a goth?
>>83448347I'm only ~11 stone, not really a chumba.
My family treat my mental elf as a joke. I'm literally going mad and they still dismiss it. Makes me question everything.
Slow motioned this scene early on in Naked Mile quite a bit too muckers. You could see her vag.
>>83448380Maybe they're right. Just all for attention
>>83448367Nah kinda fat kiwi with cute chubby cheeks.
Have really got stuck in a shitposting cycle lately, I used to read a lot and now I can't be fucked I just sit here trying to farm (you)s and not doing a good job of it. I need to sort my act out.
>>83448386>You could see her vagI count 5 pixels
>>83448408thats all we had to work with back int' day
>>83448408Not on that screencap de lid. 88 Films recently put out all the direct to DVD American Pies on Blu-ray set. Might have to grab it and investigate. Some decent titties in them all.
>>83448403A lot of reading is just slop at the end of the day anyway lad.
Time to get out my wee bed init.no more messing about n_n
>>83448372Your insides must be fucked lad
>>83448337Yeah I remember that stripper scene with the cop god damn I had that shit on A and B repeat on the dvd
>>83448443kek, a man of taste. Exact same for me lad the A and B repeat was a very useful too for extended gooningPic related was very good dvd I spaffed a lot too as well
>>83448427We all gon day lad
>>83448423Yeah but still a bit more productive. I've got into audiobooks this year and I think the ease of it compared to actually engaging my eyes is taking over me. Need to stop being such a lazy bag of fuck.
HHL is secretly a nonce
>>83448427I don't do it all the time. But not really eating healthily, but do plan on doing it now my bennies have increased. Get on that high fibre diet and do more batch cooking.
Remember to check in on your mates! Mental elf is important. Unless you're a worm
>>83448455Kek this was my older brother's wank material of choice where I went for the American pies. Remember this being constantly by his combo TV dvd player, whereas for me my little stack of oft revisited rated 15 movies was right next to my ps2
>>83448335Corr what takeaways
The thing is theres no dressing up he is still jst a completely normal looking Bald man in 60s. "I am announcing my pronouns are They" n_n
>>83448468I don't have any mates desu
Plato or Aristotle lads?
>bravo TV channel>3 in the morning>"sexy cam" aka trigger happy TV with nudity but not as goodanyone else remember this?
>>834484992 benders if i ever did see one
This is a picture of a typical Sinn Fein member.
>>83448499Plotinus x n_n
>>83448502For me it was the 900 channels. Bang Babes, Babestation and Playboy TV. The previews for the real XXX ones as well. Fucking amazing.
mental elf
>>83448499Helper and Ruthmong of their time
I am reading Crime and Punishment. Interesting themes but a bit boring with the long conversations. I sort of just want to get to the point tbqh.
>>83448512Mfw black bastards steal me pot o gold
>>83448484Burger, curry, burger. Burger frmo a pub the first tie, burger from burgerking the 2nd.
>>83448535What translation are you reading lad?
Finished Orthodoxy by GK Chesterton. His defence of Christianity is not a proof from first principles or empirical evidence, but evidence that Christianity is a truth telling thing - that Christianity tells lots of different truths about human nature and human society and knowledge itself; therefore it is true. What do you make of that?
>>83448548The nonce ver
>>83448548Translated by a guy called Oliver Ready. Admittedly I am a bit of a spastic with attention span with fiction. Not for non-fiction for some reason. I like the ideas about utilitarianism being crap, but I find it hard to get lost in the world.
cannot be arsed anymore oh no sir i cannot. shall be pulling a sickie tomorrow
>>83448582good lad, ive told them to not bother me until next year
>>83448576Are you the paedophile teacher who lives in Asia?
Big Brother 2006 was fucking kino.
>>83448595What makes you think this? What in my behaviour would indicate this?
Makes me giggle for some reason.
This man is a good bloke.
>>83448582I'm not going to pull a sickie but I'm not going to do anything, just turn my laptop on at do whatever I want for the whole day. Stupid making people pretend to work at this time of year.
>Big Slop 2006 was fucking kino.
>>83448619could be that you're a total retard yourself lad?
>>83448610A simple yes or no would suffice mate. Its you isnt it? You're that paedo lad in Thailand.
Gorgeous young women.
>>83448645I am not a peado. What makes you think that I live in Thailand?
She was so sweet. She needs cuddles and head pats.
>>83448672You moved to Thailand because you know its easier to nonce kids and get away with it there. You teach English in a school so you can be around little kids and teenage girls.
Always got gay vibes from tom scott.
why was 4chan obsessed with cara delevingne 10 years ago
>>83448656Psychopath eyes
>>83448562i like the bit where he talks about his boyhood in surrey romping in the spens and finneys with his school chums
>>83448700Around same age as us and we were all young and horney back then.
I'm okay now. Everything is okay. Enjoy your Christmas period lads
Will paedodadlad be spending Christmas with the old man?
>>83448684Where will you go next for your paedo adventures if you have to flee Thailand?
>>83448784Heading off to Japan soon. Will take some time stamp photos to post on Britfeel.
Lunchinghams soonPhwoar X
Favourite nonce hunter video? Hysterical nonce for me. There's something morbidly fascinating about watching someone ruin their life on camera.
>>83448788When did you first realise you're attracted to children?
This is very true in my experience.
>>83448803I am not a paedo. I like milfs. In fact, I fucked your mother. She sucked the semen off my knob and loved every second of it. She milked me off my semen and used it for her breakfast cereal
>>83448802that is a good one desu, i like the ones where the wife starts kicking off aswell
>>83448810Unattractive unwanted men who creep over to teach English in Asia are often paedophiles is very true in my experience
>>83448802the nonce in the wheelchair
>>83448802all my favorite ones have been removed from youtube
He lives under a waterfallNobody can see him. Nobody can ever hear him call.
the press mistakenly outing you as a paedo
>>83448836I am handsome and married. Colleague of mine said I look like a Greek God.
Imagine you're just an innocent Thai kid excited to learn English not knowing your new teacher is some r9kcel paedo creep
there are some dodgy looking greek gods, just saying
When Dawkins dies it will be weird as fuck.
>>83448868Lmfao you are a child sexpat x
why does every thread descend into us calling each other nonces?
>>83448896Banter lad x
>>83448903can we not just start calling each other pakis or something though? just for a change
I am only being frank about what everybody who knows you thinks about you. Do you remember when the kids got stuck in a cave in Thailand? Elon Musk calling that guy a paedo? Thats what you are to normal British people. "He teaches English in Thailand" oh right, paedo.
>>83448896Envy. A lot of lads here really struggled in life at school and in their early 20s. Consequently, a lot of people have lives that are not going anywhere. When you get sense someone else is happy or successful it stings like fuck. Do you have to accuse the person you envy of the worst sin imaginable. In our current society that is paedophilia. Sad.
New bread>>83448909When we're ready lads>>83448909
>>83448918Musk called the bloke a paedophile because the bloke criticised Musk. Musk could not take it and called him a paedo.
>>83448941Of course you would defend the paedo. Mate when he said it everybody instantly knew what he meant. Creepy weird white guy bumming around Thailand. Social outcasts in their own country going to Asia to live out their nonce fantasies. Wrongun.
Just beaten to the fucking punch AGAIN>>83448970>>83448970
>>83448922Yeah mate really jealous of your life as a dancing monkey english teacher from your 2.1 bachelor of arts degree lol
Garn bed now. Sick of everything.
