Wrong Un Edisherino
i can tell you're a mornorino lover
It Christmas Eve Eve boys
imagine being affected in any form by the new captcha system. truly grim if your neurodivergence causes you to have any sort of reaction that you insist on sharing.
Not a fan of this edish. Weird how everyone knew he was a wrongun, wasn't even an open secret because it was all out on display. Classic BBC nonce supporting behaviour really.
>>83462673He'll do a Christmas Day stream for de lids, then top himself live on camera while shitting himself from drunkedness.Pure Cinema.
Gonna go into the office for the morning I reckon, have some chats and do some casual busy work bits and bobs. Then come home in the afternoon and head of to see dadberg. OfficeWagie lifestyle isn't too bad at this time of year.
>>83462736Me too, it's the office party today from mid-day until late. I work at Nakatomi Plaza which is extremely expensive, probably the most exclusive office space in London. My ex is going to pick me up as he's staying to see the kids this Christmas, wish me luck!
Me? Off to Le Officeshire to ogle the lovely sales lasses. It gr8.
Lidl. Anyone want owt.
>>83462748Sounds like a good time there lass, hope Alan Rickman doesn't show up with his goons to break into the vault. That sort of thing is rife this time of year.
>>83462748Show us ya fanny
Me? Soft launching a new /britfeel/ word suffixbergingtonshire.
Think I might be retiring from /britfeel/ at the end of this year. It not the same as it was and that sad. Wish you lads all well and that. I am not funny or quick or clever but I have had proper laughs this year though. So thanks and all that. Best wishes de lads for your Christmas and that.
>>83462763Not allowed to request photos lad. It the rule. Do not get us in trouble.
>>83462776Show me YOUR fanny then
Yep for me? Packing up Britfeel at the end of the year also.Just not the same anymore is it?Yeah.Thought so. Dickhead.
>>83462888I'm sure you will be missedSee you, space cowboy
>>83462888>Just not the same anymore is it?It is
>>83462919I don't have time for animes and enjoyed the netflix live action slop. How'd you feel about that space cowboy?
just want him back so fucking mucha whole month of tears for mei miss him more than anything
>>83462965You miss a literal sex predator? Get a grip, lad.
>>83462938Could not care less, I'm glad you enjoyed itYou've got a bit of an attitude this morning anon, is there anything you would like to discuss?
>>83462965downie fucker
>>83462974nobody would miss you if you were gone
>>83462980Yeah I've got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about it.
>>83463003Reckon my sprog and wife would.
Little known fact horses are the only predators that hunt for sport
>>83463051So is an horse a athlete?
>>83463072Could be athlete, depends on horse individuals interests. Most horse are not.
>>83463075What about the jockey? Is he an athlete?
Without a special brew what am I supposed to do
>>83463084Jocks doesn't exist, only horse magic illusion
>>83463017No we're not, you're leaving, remember?
come on Ryan Moore
>>83462762Thanks! There's one guy that works here that is a cocaine fiend, I think if what you described happens he'd sell us all out during a coke psychosis or something, luckily he's so odious and annoying he'd probably get shot! haha!Wouldn't that be funny, anyway hubby has phoned he's landed but stuck in traffic....
>>83463121Not me, you're stuck with me forever (until ofcom smacks us with the banhammer)
>>83462772No britfeel 2026 for me either lad. See you around space cowboy.
Putting moisturiser on my bald head so it doesn't itch anymore
Putting moisturiser on my full head of hair so it's goes all greasy and unpleasant
heard a rumour about you mate, cant say im surprised
Im so fucking bored my lads
spending christmas with female bipolar disorder histrionic drug addict (she is NOT a partner). We having KFC for christmas dinner this year because I got a 2kg bag of frozen chicken from the food bank i work at + salmon and cream cheese + truffle sauces and petit fours and snacks and drinkies and frisbee in the park til I can shift her out after Boxing Day. Known her for twenty years. Even crazy people who can't control themselves are still people. You really don't choose the cards you're dealt at the end of the day. Remember to be kind, it doesn't cost anything. You don't need a reason to be good.Tell me how you're spending your Christmas day, lids. Enjoyed spending the year shitposting with you. The Apu posts have me in fits of laughter even though they're stupid.
*adjusts britfeels central heating to 28C*
>>83463220White people love salmon for some reason
>>83463224It's like a sauna in here
>>83463231Salmonids are very common in northern Europe and are a pretty attractive food source. There's good reason for them being valued and delicious.Love a good roasted rainbow or brown trout corr with lots of butter and parsley.
Wrongun Austin
>>83463220Sounds like hard work de lid but good on you for keeping it up. Friends are friends and they're not always healthy. My wife's stepmums brother (who is a cunt) is taking his wife and kids to Spain for xmas. His wife (also a cunt) moved her early onset dementia mum into their house and took all her money to pay for it. They are leaving that mum on her own in the house, nobody is going to visit her. She's going to be alone for christmas day probably confused and scared. Horrible horrible people. Me, spending it with wife's mum's and stepdads side and her sisters. Should be a nice time because they just like to have drinks and fuck about, no serious regimented Christmas day rules to follow.
>>83463017serenity now de lad
>>83463220I'm cooking turkey and all the rest for mumsy and my sister.Except that mum has decided that she's also doing all the potatoes and some beef, and is bringing that over as well.I guess she doesn't trust me to do it right, even though I've cooked Christmas dinner about ten times now.Not worth talking about it with her, she'll only get upset and I cannot be arsed with that.Looking forward to having some port and cheese with my sister though, that will be lovely as always.
>>83463220Spending the days with family, then going to my freind's house on christmas day night. His fiance is BPD, she's alright till she starts drinking and taking cocaine, then she turns into a bit of a cunt, gaslighting, thinking things are lies because she doesn't understand them, trying to belittle people, trying to make them angry. I get what you're saying about people that can't control themselves, but if they know something isn't helping, but still take it and act like a cunt, it comes to a point where they have to accept responsibility for what they do.I might also be a bit bonkers, and say daft things. I was in an argument with her once, and she was saying "oh [insert friend's name here] doesn't mind", I said yeah he's fucking you, I don't care about your hole, so don't have to put up with you. There's an amount of insanity you'll put up with for certain reasons.
Bought enough booze and food for two weeks. Will now go full monk mode until the 5th of january. It lush 4x
>>83463289You're right! You've still got to stick to your dearest friends even though they're fucked up spackers.Jesus Christ that's horrible. Is there nothing you can do to help her de lid?Not right how some of our elderly are treated; the worst part is that some day that could be you. Ugh. Glad you have nice company for the holidays de lad. Did you have to travel far? Any stand out snacks or foods that are being wheeled out? >>83463330Hey even if all that turkey doesn't get eaten you can refrigerate or chill it for treats all the way up till New Year. Sounds like your mum is dreadfully stuck in her ways, best just to let her do what she thinks is best if she's that headstrong.What kind of port and cheese you got de lid?! >>83463338That post reads all too true. I couldn't deal with someone who turns antagonistic on the blow or stuff. Hopefully she stays cheery after dinner :D.If you've ended up in this thread it's natural to assume you've become bonkers de lid. It's even harder living or interacting with other people on a similar calibre of crazy because you can see it so much more clearly than one who doesn't deal with mental elf. You gonna have a merry Christmas this year I know it!>>83463372Tomorrow last day to properly stock up too. Going to raid the Lidl at 3pm and grab as much discounted crap I can.
>>83463381Not really anything I can do to help the old lady, she's so distant from me in terms of family. Like the guy is sort of the wife's uncle, but I don't consider him family. I've been invited to events of his and just don't go, and avoid talking to him as much as possible when I am forced to be in the same room of him. Always knew he was a wanker but didn't think it was that bad, but yeah just like a heard it on the grapevine thing for elder abuse. Not sure what the snack situation is likely to be, nice to not be cooking really. I made crumbles for everybody last night so going to force feed them to all and sundry. Fairly big journey, wife's family is about an hour and a half away but then going up north to my sister's who's another four hours from there on boxing day. Shouldn't be too bad though, just need to control my xmas day booze intake to sensible levels.
>>83463439That's a shame. The world is very cruel and I don't blame you for wanting to distance yourself from cunts. :(I SAW THOSE CRUMBLES and I neglected to comment upon them. They looked delicious. The drinkies will be a reward once you've done all that driving - and you'll have company in your car too I assume :)
Not sure if the weekday morning crowd will be the same but I posted over the weekend that my dad gave me 5k as an xmas present. He's said I can spend it on whatever I want and I don't really want to stick it in the mortgage, thinking more along the lines of a nice holiday but I also feel like I could just buy myself something big and expensive that I normally wouldn't. Problem is I have no idea what that is, what do I want that might cost up to a grand? Suppose I could follow in HAWGanons footsteps and get a motorbike but I don't really want one and think it'd just be a dumb midlife crisis thing.
>>83463455Oh yeah wifeberg and dogberg will be driving home for christmas alongside me. No festive complaints for me.
>>83463338BPD is the worst mental illness out of them all. Avoid her like the plague.
>>83463381>You gonna have a merry Christmas this year I know it!Hopefully. Managed to afford presents for everyone this year, got a vape so won't be stinking of weed (will be having a morning spliff before I leave my house).I was bonkers before finding this place, but a decade of living alone being used to not giving a fuck about how I act, has turned me somewhat feral. Just got to reign it back a bit, since having to do quite a bit in the IRL now, and have appointments for stuff, and have to interact with others.
>>83463462>about to suggest a HAWG>i get mentionedbased That or maybe an electric bicycle or something lad
>>83463462You don't need to spend money for the sake of spending it. Sometimes just sitting on it till you think you need it is better. It's a fair sum of money, maybe ruminate on it a little bit. Go see your dad.
>>83463488When my friend first met her, me and her had some issues, and I told my friend what I honestly thought of her she wanted a baby, but at the time she was getting drunk and running off from my mate, she did it abroad several times when they were on holiday, I said what if she runs with the baby? Plus we had an altercation one night, and she was trying to swing for me, I had to get my sister to come down so I had a female representative there, as I wanted to smash her head into a wall and put her in a hole. Cops came and everything, and took her away, then my dickhead mate got her straight back. I spent a year going up to my mates after that, and I didn't acknowledge her. We're talking (more I put up with her for my mate) now.. I forgot my point now, that was a big ramble in the spoiler, sorry.
>>83463490Just don't think I've got a use case for an electric bike, I got a nice pedal one last year that gets some use in the warmer months. Maybe I need to think outside the vehicle space.>>83463491Yes lad heading there after work with a nice bottle of scotch for him and spending the night. He will be pleased.
>>83463462Don't get something if you don't really want it. If you want to waste a thousand pound, give it to a charity, something that can benefit.I'd say go with a holiday, if it's your first thought. Is there somewhere you've wanted to go, or something you've wanted to see?
Did a shit in the work toilet, not a large shit or anything, and the whole thing backed up and failed to flush. Have to assume it was already secretly clogged and my shit just hit the wall and refused to go anywhere. Anyway, know not to use that particular cubicle again today. I do wonder if anyone will notice prior to xmas shutdown tomorrow.
>>83463587Big one on the list is African safari and I reckon this would go a long way towards covering that. Had a casual look at it last night and Kenyan ones look pretty neat, might aim for one of those next winter, would be a nice pick me up in December or January.
>>83463531Having a baby with a woman with BPD would be a nightmare, you would be condemning the unborn child to a lifetime of turmoil and chaos guaranteeing the child to a shit life. Your mate needs to get rid of her ASAP.
>>83463615I don't disagree. The first born always takes on the traits of the mother, 2nd born father, so her first child is fucked. Or might not be, but not a risk I'd take.
Wonder what SSM is doing for Christmas
>>83463602I think we might have found the answer. Do it, once in a lifetime thing, something that will stick with you for life, and getting away in the colder months will be good.
I am going to queef in your mouth
>>83463587dude just fly to joburg and buy a steak and cook it in the park, same thing.
>>83463643Whatever it is, it will involve drinking alone.
>>83463659meant for >>83463602I'm a Christmas mongboy.
>>83463643Probably grooming mentally ill women to take advantage of on some seedy chat room in his dark cold dingy little flat
>>83463489Sounds like you're really trying to get your life on a good track. I'm so glad for you lid.>>83463488BPD is one of the worst disorders to deal with.But they're still people. They're fucked up and all kinds of crazy yet they still feel what everyone else does; it's a horrible complication.
Being mongboy'd on Christmas Day. What a treat!
>>83463702It's a christmas imbecile
Ok, kitchen cleaner than it was, plans made for this afternoon in the IRL, I think it might be time to get a quick 2 hour doss session in.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whMzM7Xl538
afternoon lids, just woke up, Christmas eve eve :D
>>83462658I'm out of the loop, what is he accused of and did he actually do it?
>>83462658Wonder if she has got rid of his books. Then again this is someone that has a Gary Glitter record.
December 23rd. He logs on just like any other day. He's monstrously obese.
>>83463754https://youtu.be/NOvANlHCB5UHe's a wrong'un.
>>83463741Afternoon lad. What are your plans for Christmas?
Just applied for a job with Palo alto, weird time of year for a job application since nobody is going to look at it until January and by then I will have surely forgot I applied. Potentially good lead if I can get it though, move over into sales engineering and start getting a bit of commission for a big sale
>>83463785get rat arsed after christmas dinner lid and play a few online games of darts against some euro jobbers, you?
>>83463789Working will get you nowhere in life mate. Just don't work and enjoy being unemployed.
BUMSESH INCOMING 1530. About to get my arse stuffed full of willard. Some balls desperately in need of draining into my guts and that is lush x.It Christmas willies right up my stocking and down my chimney. You wish you had a bumsesh as hot as mine x
>>83463772December 23rd is just another day imoDon't get school holidays any more
>>83463796Can't be done lad, I like my house and if I don't work I can't pay the mortgage and then my wife will leave me and I will no longer be able to put my penis in her vagina. Not an option for me I'm afraid.
>>83463768I'd like to stick my tongue up her left nostril and see if i can lick the inside of the stud.
>>83463796Better to have a job than being at the mercy of the DWP worrying about when your next assessment comes up and there may be a chance you get kicked off and have nothing.
>>83463792Just a quiet day with the family, Christmas dinner and a bit of tv after. Nothing special
>>83463817It's a very special thing to have a comfy family day
>>83463768What did he actually do?
>>83463805male/female/other pls
>>83463823I remember the days of the family all in the living room, me, nan, gramps, mum, dad, 2 uncles, a dog, a cat, a crow and the chicken who lived behind the sofa. Nan wanting the 1 bar fire on because it was cold with a CO2 level worse than venus and all 5 adults smoking Park Drive in the three bedroom council house. We never had it so good!
DJE Media is a criminal sex offender who tried to cover up his past and I guess that's why he likes wasting police time in his auditing videos. Playing the victim here and blaming his self-diagnosed ADHD. No sane man would go to the gym, offer to pay teenage girls money to pose in very small gym wear and take photographs. Any person with good morals would know his intentions were for his sexual gratification. It's much more than what he lets on if you read the court documents and victim statements.Narcissists like him and Veitch always play the victim when it comes to women and children being abused.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyaigeFdUuw
HAD A LIDL ENERGY DRINK IT GOOD.AMA I guess.trip so you can filter my bullshit#urwlcm
>>83463935When did you get it?If it was today, how busy was it.Was the store a Tuesday or Sunday "specials" store?Did you pick up the cheap veg?How did you get there?How much did the travel cost.
Absolutely ruinously ill. Phoned in sick to work, made myself a bovril phwoarrrr
>>83463954>get sick>everyone in work thinks you are just extending your xmas leave >you really are illwollox de lid , hope it clears up so you can enjoy some of christmas
time to brave the crowds to get me christmas dinner bits
>>83463851He pretended to be the friendly gay celebrity but deep down we've all known for years he isn't. It was just a mask. Many young females, some of them being in their teens have accused him of sexually harassment and coercion.Why do you think he enjoyed writing children's books (poorly I should say...like a Temu Roald Dahl)? Racist at heart too.
Why are guitars so retardedly expensive? I want a B.C Rich ironbird and the fucker costs 1500 pounds, a grand second hand. Even importing one I will have to pay hundreds of pounds in import tax fees, bollocks to it. It's a piece of wood for gods sake.
>>83463986coor looks mint lad
>>83463810That's fucking gross lad. Every time she wore that think you couldn't help but think it was some giant bogey sticking out. Nose piercings are vile.
>>83463986they are about 350 to 600 to get everything together, 100 for a sparky and a woodworker and you could save 200
>>83463995if there was one she and I could snowball it.
>>83463961I'm only off on Christmas day and Boxing day. Cheers lad. On that wovril grind
He's morbidly obese and he posts exclusively from his grotty iPad
I wonder why she doesn't go on about the bible anymore. I guess most 19 year olds realise it's all one big fairytale.
>>83464010It's super comfy lying in bed shitposting all day. It's wonderful, try it lad you might like it.
>>83464035Would you prefer it if she read from the Quran?
>>83464040I don't think she'd support that as the god has a 5yo girlfriend.
Imagine writing up a fairytale back in the day and somehow it ends up being perceived as real. I guess in the year 3000, people will think the Lord of the Rings was a true story.
>>83464045Ah yeah you're right, also the fact that their god is gay he got bummed in the desert for 12 hours by ancient Indians LOL
Also their god sucked on the tongues of little boys. Odd that!
which religion does NOT diddle kiddies?That seems like the correct religion tbqfh
might buy a new screen for my thinkpadone of them IPS panels x
>>83464058Very weird. Not as weird as some jews that bite the foreskin off babies to this very day.
>>83464065Don't think there is any. Modern ones are called cults.
Wrongun Walliams
I could go outside right now and punch a female. There's nothing stopping me.
Wrongun Starmer
His own Wiki page is very telling>Footage from a 2007 BBC documentary titled Little Britain Down Under shows Walliams inviting male teenagers, said to be aged sixteen to eighteen, to play 'Hide the Sausage' on stage.>Walliams asks the volunteers to confirm their ages and says "Bingo" when one claims they are sixteen years old before adding, "You're a big boy for 16 aren't you - that's what I'll tell the judge."
An email by "W" from "Wambodia" asked Jeffrey Epstein's associate Ghislaine Maxwell for "inappropriate frens", new documents released by the US Department of Justice show
Wrongun Epstine
>>83463976Good luck anon, hope it isnt too stressful. I'm off to sainsburys in a bit for some nice rum.
Local news sites are depressing.
Well, that's me voluntary work finished for 2025. They treated us to some takway wizzas today. Was lush and I mean lush. Got a box of Heroes as well. Nice way to end the year x
>>83464093Sick, sick man. We've been saying it for years - he is a wrongun. Notice how only when it involves females...now they cancel him? Hmm.
>>83464117I'll be going on disability and pip in 2026 to hopefully avoid all that forced slavery. You should always be paid for work.
>>83464117what pizza did you have lid? pupperoni?
>>83464117Oh mate the jobcentre are having you doing voluntary work on the 23rd? Grim that. At least your home now.
>>83464136We got three wizzas in total along with chippy wippies and just helped ourselves to them. One of them was a wepperoni because I specifically asked for one.
>>83464142>Oh mate the jobcentre are having you doing voluntary work on the 23rdNope. It's completely voluntary and nothing to do with the Job Centre as I have explained a hundred times before. It's one the best things I've done in years tbqh. Had a right laugh today.
>>83464150like it when the pepperoni lets off that red oil me lid, best part of having a pizza.what voluntary work have you been doing? l
Touched down in Tokyo. I am getting the hang of the bow.
>wagies can't fathom doing a good turn for the sake of it>bmong can't fathom doing anything at all unless it's compelled by DWP
It was disgusting what happened to Mark Broadbridge in that horsebox!!!
sad that many of the apus that wearl molested committed sewerside
>>83464126>I'll be going on disability and pip in 2026Good to have a new years resolution eh?
>>83464035>You WILL impregnate me, we will have at least three wonderful children.Ok dear.
>>83464165He has been saying it every new year since 2022. There's no pip in Turkey.
Wrongun Wearl
The impregnation fetish poster is back
>>83464168She wouldn't go near you. Substandard males like you shouldn't even be allowed to work in an office with women.
>>83464155Fair enough mate, if you enjoy doing that's all that matters. You're making a difference to the community of Sunderland. Good on you.
>>83464169Oh there won't be PIP in Turkey this christmastime!The greatest gift they'll get this year is shoes
>>83464177Dont be ridiculous you dumb virgin.
>>83464185Creepy rapist lad.
>>83464185>>83464190Bit of weirdo on weirdo violence going on here
>>83464159Not knocking welper for doing volunteering work at all, he's doing more than me. Just thought it was attached to the jobcentre that's all.
>>83462762>hope Alan Rickman doesn't show up.Rather depressingly, I don't believe he will.
Alan Rickman will have a hard time coming to any office party seeing as he's been dead for years now.
>>83464190>I can only think about other people having sex if it's rape.Creepy predator dude. Stay away from women ya virgin.
Lads I need help. Some of my colleagues are insisting I come out drinking with them now. Not sure what to say to them.
>>83464203Whats the Christmas day agenda at blendon towers?
Hopefully mum will be slathering Blad's nude body with goose fat as a special chrimbo treat
>>83464229Can't see one normal image of a woman without dribbling out your spastic horny incel fantasies. Should be locked up away from all women with all the other grim cunts who can't control themself.
>>83464234Quiet day with mum and brother. Roast dinner and Christmas tv with chocolates later on. Nothing too fancy, we are having lamb this year none of that turkey muck.
>>83464225Thank for your service, Captain Obvious.
>>83464230Two options:1. Go out drinking with them2. Say that you are a recovering alcoholic and you go to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings so you just cannot drink. Say your dad used to drink as well.
>>83464237Kek we do have goose fat for the roast potatoes. Won't be putting it on my body though. Sorry! >>83464241Apologies sometimes with autism people like me take things in a very literal sense. Sorry if it killed the joke.
>>83464230Tell them you've already got plans but you can come for one. Have a pint, polite conversation and then fuck off. That's normally what people to do to still tick the socialising outside of work box.
Haven't had a wash today and I feel like a right stinky greasy cunt. Don't know how you lot manage to go days on end without washing, I can feel the grime on my hair and face.
Have you ever found yourself in this situation, lads?
>>83464262Longest I've gone is 2 months my skin started to turn grey
>>83464266DVDlad going off the rails at Christmas oh bloody ell!
>>83464267Sounds horrible. Could you not smell yourself? I think I have a very overactive sense of smell, I can people's perfume from a long way away and I can smell my own balls if I'm sat at a desk and haven't washed that day.
>>83464155>working is one of the best things ive done in yearsFinally starting to see the light lid?
OK, dossing over, time to go out. Wonder what these two were up to? Looks lewd to me, desu.
Love this song, proper chiling tae fook pals.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9gK2fOq4MY
>>83464309>Talking headsGood taste anon. Heres my personal fav.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Whs8NAc_Lt0&list=RDWhs8NAc_Lt0&start_radio=1&pp=ygUhbm90aGluZyBidXQgZmxvd2VycyB0YWxraW5nIGhlYWRzoAcB
>>83464269I've fucking had it lad I'm embracing my degenerate side simple as.
>>83464335Hadn't you already?
>>83464341True to be honest even started my journey to read Japanese so I can read the proper degenerate stuff. There's no helping me now.
>>83464348You can't help those that don't want to be helped.
Decent sleepington this was phwoarGucci, even, possibly X
>>83464334Very nice, had me shaking muh hips.
>>83464359I don't want to be helped, lad. I'll be found dead in a pit of dvds, VNs, manga and my own shit.
>>83464266cant imagine anyone wanking to this
>>83464378Why is his dick red raw?
>>83464372Glad you liked it, how about some crash test dummies? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W0YeGv5xHUU&list=RDW0YeGv5xHUU&start_radio=1&pp=ygUuYWZ0ZXJub29ucyBhbmQgY29mZmVlc3Bvb25zIGNyYXNoIHRlc3QgZHVtbWllc6AHAQ%3D%3DAnd a more "chill vibe". https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7VDlcNJDVwU&list=RD7VDlcNJDVwU&start_radio=1&pp=ygUhZmx5aW5nIGZlZWxpbmcgY3Jhc2ggdGVzdCBkdW1taWVzoAcB
>>83464410Keisuke has a very angry cock!
weird vibes now, im out
>>83464430What's weirding you out, lid? Maybe we can help. No need to be a girl about it.
wore me pair of grey levi 555s today which are straight legged and more relaxed and I noticed in the workington bathroom mirror it lowkey makes my very average bollocks looks fairly accentuated, a bulge, if you will. I full on caught a random girl at work that I was walking towards looking at said bulge, not in any way but just looking at it, I also noticed a couple of other people whilst walking through town have a look. I might have to sell these I cant be having this, my other jeans dont do this, its not even a big willy but for some reason grey and relaxed makes it look prominent.
Bloody ell! It's like a cattle market in ere! https://youtu.be/T7WZwYtuwAE?si=dB7Iu5AXFQ4iRCj5
>>83464499im so glad i dont care about stuff like this. i had a girl moves away from me on the bus because i smell cum wank, didnt care then dont care now
new day new pain x
>>83464499Why do you care that people are looking at your cock? That would turn me on tbqh.
going to china next year, hopefully the ccp assign me a chinese spy gf
Swanny I'm just off the phone with the Meat Express butcher shop in Greys and they've put together a 50 quid meat parcel for you. It's got plenty of stuff in there to see you through the winter. Sausages, pork chops, proper thick cut bacon, 1kg mince and even a sirloin steak. All bought and paid for, I paid for it with my card over the phone for you mate. Hoping you can get over there and pick it up in the next few days. Stick it in the freezer and eat it slowly, it should help add a bit of nutrition and flavour to the stuff you get from the food bank.
>>83464536xi used to be big here on britfeel...those were the days
might be sackeddont careluv whiskeysimple as
>>83464558giggled at this post
BN's parents would love to spend Christmas with grandchildren. They'll have to settle for their 50 year old lump of a son prattling on about his favourite wine bistros. Again.
>>83464570I bet James gets glazed in cum on the regular.
>>83464527because its my willy, dont look at it
>>83464570He doesn't do Christmas anymore. He'll turn up to dinner dressed in raghead clobber and read the quran to them. Mad that all they want is the same thing most parents can expect from a son. And what they've got is... this.
The average age for taking the Office Over Offspring pledge is 35. BN was more than 10 years younger when he committed. He just always knew.
>senpai please please notice me
think its for the best that the lunatics and crazy cats that post on here don't have kids
>>83464622Isn't he 40 odd now? Why wouldn't he have kids? Bit weird.
>>83464635>I will never be a father >b-but I'm a "senpai"!grim
>>83464558got plenty in for christmas de lad?got a wokkle of arran mefull on danny boy mode x
>>83464638I have 2 kids, but I try to keep it under my hatVery hush hush you understand
The meat hamper post set him off
>>83464587*openly oggles your willy*
>>83464669>got plenty in for christmas de lad?2 bottles of whiskey1 bottle of sherry1 ten pack lager1 six pack of ale and a partridge in a fockin pear tree
Reckon dadberg will buy me a curry tonight, just got to beat the M25 rush hour traffic and get there in one piece. I believe in myself, shall be wine o clock upon arrival no two ways about it.
>>83464676bro those are lice
>>83464691Possible that I have many more little lice running around, given I used to donate sperm.There's a 10 family limit I understand, so probably no more than 40 kids out there.
farting my head off need a poo
I donate sperm daily down my own throat de lids.
>>83464708same but i donate it to the bin
>>83464709>same but i donate it to the binlove u bb
>>83464716feel like pure shit just want him back
Who the fuck is uncle wearl and why has some lad been mentioning him since 2021?https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/Uncle%20wearl/page/9/
>>83464684proper christmas wiss up that enjoy
>>83464728shant be sober till the new year methinks
>was a bit dismissive/sarcastic to mumberg because I am tired and irritable>she says something to the effect of "sorry I'm just trying my best"Ganbatte. Tfw. Feel really bad now. I must stop being such a twat.
>>83464689Alri paedodadlad. Reckon he'll show you the good stuff after a few cans?
>Me da's a pedo!
watch this lads
>wake up>realise i didnt die in my sleepfucks sake
>Eeh ah dad ya still got any of that muck you got arrested for a while ago aye?
might have a christmas shag
maybe santa will bring you some dollies for christmas
off work now for two weeks arent i
WE ARE CHAARRLIEEE KIRRKWE'LL CARRY THE FLAMEWE'LL FIGHT FOR THE GOSPEEELLLWE'LL HONOUR HIS NAME.https://youtu.be/93l_vugneoc
Brr Brr PatapimTralalero Tralalahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_NKi5KHUdI
>>83464840Typical normie
>>83464928nah its fire mate
We are Uncle WearlWe'll carry the flameWe'll fight for the gospelWe'll honour his name
Fart bergs and shit bergs are absolutely rancid tonight my good men.
come on lets make loads of posts togetherim well bored lets get the posts flowing already x
Twolls put SSM's flat windows out. It not right.
>mums deadbeat bf dumps her over text a couple weeks ago>tells me and my gf that she's not gonna let him sweet talk her back or convince her otherwise>constantly insulting her>hates that she has friends and calls them "controlling">the "controlling behaviour" is her and her friends went to IKEA>one gave her petrol money and the other bought all their meals>goes to his caravan to sort stuff out>they're back together>tells me over text she doesn't love him and doesn't see it lasting "much longer">she still says love you when they talk on the phoneIT WAS ALREADY OVER .For fuck sake my mother is an absolute fucking idiot.
Hello lid.Wearl the Second sent us.We're here for the Bum Sesh.
>>83465057>Twolls put SSM's flat windows out.Proof?
>>83465041Those fucking tits are a crime against humanity I need to see them bare with erect nipples!
>>83464904If Jesus was here he would have condemned Charlie Kirk, he preached bigotry, racism, prejudice and hatred. >John 13:34 (ESV)>A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
>>83465071They are all like this.Best excuse i heard from some old slag about her grandaughter with two kids from different fathers, one of which, strangles her to the point the police are involved has a restraining order from the court against him, he smashes up her council house regularly, forced her to sell her car to pay a drug debt for him etc etc.."YoU caNT hElp WHo YoU LoVE!!!!11"Fucking absolute cretins the majority of them.
>>83465152>bigotry, racism, prejudice and hatred.Post some of the evil nazis quotes for us lid?
>>83465134glad ur still here mate
>>83465159Imagine actually paying a drug debt lmao. Absolute mug
Unwell. Flatulence and anus pains.
When Charlie Kirk died I laughed. >Psalm 58:10 >The righteous will be glad when they are avenged, when they dip their feet in the blood of the wicked.
Ch*rlie KKKirk is rotting in hell x
>>83465190Jesus told you to love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you. He also said just not lest ye be judged; for according to how you judge others will you also be judged. Do not seek to remove the speck from someone elses eye until you have removed the log from your own.
Twolls are going in hard on Dan.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8hDNv2y0lss
>>83465177Oh aye I yearn for the day I'll see Susu completely in the nip all oiled up and taking a (white) cock.
Time for the first beer of thr day. It christmas week x
>>83465210According to the Bible upon death the person undergoes soul sleep until they are resurrected on Judgement day. Upon Judgement day those who have accepted Jesus Christ as their personal saviour, will be granted eternal life. Those who have died in their sins will be cast into the lake of fire (destruction) called Gehenna (rubbish tip where everything was burned) where the soul is annihilated. This is called the second death. Annihilation.Eternal torture and suffering is not in Gods nature. He is merciful. The unsaved will just die and their consciousness will end. For the wages of sin is death. The eternal torture is a pagan addition based on the Greek and Roman Tartarus.
>>83465216Fuck Charlie Kirk lmao hope he's in hell boiling in his own piss
>>83465185I've seen her a few times, shes bouncy and happy when he's giving her rides (now she has no car) and a sour faced slag when he's not around. Last i heard he smashed the kids IPADS and TV's.He'll kill her or the kids one day.
>>83465226hope there's not sulphites in it lid
instant noodles kind of day, lazy af me
getting back on my emo shitsomeone post tuneswheres emo lad
>>83465233>>83465210The Gospel teaches that For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that so whoever believes on Him shall not perish but be given eternal life. John 3:16.If Charlie Kirk sincerely believed on Jesus Christ and accepted Him as his personal saviour then on judgement day he will be resurrected to eternal glory. I do not know what was in the heart of Charlie Kirk - only Charlie and God knew that. One should never rejoice at the thought of a fellow human not attaining eternal life. That is utterly demonic. A Christian is called to love your fellow human being and to pray for the salvation of the world. Hate is from the devil. And the devil loves when men hate one another.
Why do weird little lads care about American politics?
>>83465268they clearly riled you up lmaoo. why you like this
Lunchington o'clock, is it not X>>83464800Quite lynchesque, this
lunch at 6pm
>>83465294>6pmHe's in Germany so it's 7pm
>>83465261Lad you are talking to pic rel
tadashi imai
He stood unshaken, a scent in the stormA man who loved bokkles, and bacon buppies warmHe wasn't depressed on the dark lonely nightsKeeping it private, he's doing alright WE ARE SEASIDEMARKWE'LL SHIELD HIM FROM BLAMEWE'LL FIGHT FOR THE IDUMSWE'LL THWART THE TWOLLS GAMESA grafter, bill payer, raving with no fear.A home built in Wareham, Sandford lane is here.The twolls tried to silence, but his vids remainIn us NEETS it echoes, in lids it sustainsWE ARE SEASIDEMARKWE'LL SHIELD HIM FROM BLAMEWE'LL FIGHT FOR THE IDUMSWE'LL THWART THE TWOLLS GAMESHis channel deleted; cold lonely and all.We rise like the tide, we answer the callHis truth is eternal, the coast is our guideWith Mark as our Captain, we march side by sideWE ARE SEASIDEMARKWE'LL SHIELD HIM FROM BLAMEWE'LL FIGHT FOR THE IDUMSWE'LL THWART THE TWOLLS GAMES
I ALMOST DIED AT 21in january driving northbound on abbott road x
Little right wing incels venting on others getting upset because trump is all over the epstein files, 10 years of their lives devoted to trump and they find out he's a rapist pedophile. LOL
Just had a lovely curry. What's all this about Trump then?
>>8346416810/10 Chad only type of girl.
>>83465372I think some people aren't keen on him.
>>83465372The American department of justice just released this court document about a court case that trump was involved in during 2020 about him raping a 13 year old girl in 2000https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%208/EFTA00020517.pdf
>>83465077what's de password lads
Someone put the Apus in the safe room. Russell Brand has had two new rape allegations made against him. Those frogs used to love Get Him to the Greek and Forgetting Sarah Marshall. They can't hear this news so close to Crimbo, it'll ruin it for them.
>>83465417Doesn't surprise me at all, but I still wonder if this is enough to stir American voters to action.I feel like the writing has been on the wall for a long time but people would rather ignore all the signs
GNU/Linux. Fuck Ofcom.
>>8346541750/50 he said/she saidmeaningless without evidence.
>>83465476got my thinkpad with debian i havephwoar x
He wakes at half three, head splitting, mouth like the bottom of a wheelie binEyes crusted shut, soul already halfway out the door againTwo wuppas in the mug, three sugars to pretend it's alrightAnother day dragging itself across the carpet into the light They told him to jump since he was small enough to fit through the gapPushed him toward bridges, toward ropes, toward the final napBut every time the kettle clicks, something in him says waitThe wuppa's still steaming - maybe today isn't too late WE ARE HELPERLAD, WE CARRY THE FLAMEFEET ON THE ALTAR, WE WORSHIP THE SAMECHIPPY WIPPY FOR DINDINS, BROWN SAUCE ON THE SIDETHE REGIME STANDS TALL, LADS - WE NEVER SUBSIDEWE ARE HELPERLAD, THE WUPPAS STAY HOTTHE LADS ARE STILL WAITING FOR THE BIG THING TO DROP Socks off, toes curling in the cold air like holy relicsThe lads in the thread kneel, typing prayers in greentextSunderland supporters roar his name from the away endBlack cats on the terraces, black flags waving for the friend They said he was finished, they said he was dust in the windPushed him so hard the lad almost gave inBut the helper supporters keep posting through the nightUFOs in the sky now, lads - we're finally in sight WE ARE HELPERLAD, WE CARRY THE FLAMEFEET ON THE ALTAR, WE WORSHIP THE SAMECHIPPY WIPPY FOR DINDINS WHEN THE MISSILES LIGHT UP THE SKYTHE REGIME STANDS ETERNAL, WE LAUGH AS THE OLD WORLD DIESWE ARE HELPERLAD, THE WUPPAS STAY HOTTHE BIG HAPPENINGS COMING - AND WE'RE STILL IN THE PLOT
This is fucking mental. Beaten up by immigrants and the police arrest AB.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEXp25usQcM
>>83465485Debian 13 on my 2006 ThinkPad.
>>83465507oh ayex220 for me
>>83465490Helperlad dropped SCUDS on Feel Street.
>>83464772Different dadladlad. My dad's a wrongun for sure but he's only into trannies not kids to the best of my knowledge. He's got a little puppy, keeps chewing my ankles. Lovely little fella.
ive got skillage its a rare african bum disease x
>why are you take my picturefucking state of their english
might do a bit of christmas day auditing x
>>83465531CeX audits wahey.
treating myself to a 4chan pass this christmas
>>83465531Wrongun Edwards
Keep the Apus in the safe room.Just got news that the Gaming Grandma has passed away.
Corr AB being beaten up real good here. Really stirred up them immigrant scum.
See you on a dark night lads x
>>83465546>Gaming Grandma has passed away.NOOOOOOOOOO
isnt AB an immigrant too
*informs the apus AdamTheWoo has died*
>>83465563He's a Paki but one of the good ones.
The hands of a government man.
Buddy the Beefalo has also passed.Grim Reaper taking all the good ones tonight. It not right.
>>83465542captchas hard lad?
>>83465590weefalo is kill? no
just want to select all fire hydrant lads
Took a sloppy shit. All the way up the toilet bowl. Gonna leave that for mummington to clean up! Merry Christmas x
Lots of people die around Christmas odd that.
>>83465715Their vaxx statuses?
>>83465715lots neck themsevles
It not right the immigrant beat himself up to make AB look like he did GBH.
>not smart enough to do the captchanot right how they spackerproof things its discrimination.
George Micheal died on Christmas Day! Awful that.
christmas day twatted and spaffin
Any other lads spending Christmas alone? Got disinvited for Christmas at my parents because of my """"""""out of control drinking"""""""""" so I'm gonna spend it on britfeel, have a few Baileys and mulled wines, listen to tunes, etc.
>>83465751the twolls won x
>>83465417just sent this to one of my 'friends' clearly didn't read it and asked me to explain. Why are normies so fucking braindead lids, fucking hate 'em i do really fucking hate 'em x
Looking forward to that Boxing Day Frog Hunt. Lure them in with Beigey Box meals from the Beige Buffet then release the hounds on the vile little fr*ggers
>>83465886I dispise them they are parasites
Bedding Taylor Swift every night inside the Oculus Rift.
>>83465715Loads of terminal people hang on to a target date and then die.
>>83465500>video footage of the attack>clearly self defence>owns up to it immediately>injuries inspected and remarked by police officer>due to the injuries sustained by the other man we will arrest you instead
rotted all day and loved it can't wait to go to bed
I must now lie down so as to let the foodington digest X
getting womfy with a hot chocolate soon xx
Stop spending time with your families and keep britfeel active! Fucking traitors.
Back from the IRl, and thought I'd get a quick doss session in, but realised I can't really concentrate due to alcohol, so I'll be good, and pour another drink, smoke muh spliff then go to bed for a good night's sleep, and wake up early ready to get dossing.Yes, that is a good plan.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oioFPN5Q-X8
>>83465991Cannot imagine Christmas without my Thinkpad T430 on my lap and /britfeel/ open
>>83466002>Thinkpad T430 on my lapoh well toasty mateno hot water bockle needed x
>>83466010My chestnuts roasting on an open heatsink
That's all the prezzies wrapped for tomorrows. Oh aye x
>>83466062ur a good son mate buying your parents pressies like that
>>83466078I try me best lid, they've done a lot for me x
>>83466095What did you get them lad?
"That never happens"-sisters... I don't feel so good...
>>83466108you told them lad lol
>>83466062Tomorrow is the 24th
We are Charlie Kirk lads x
im not x
https://youtu.be/5z4LoInJhosNot right what they do to R Turkeys.Will be having veggie haggis wellington this year.
Many candy canes will be going into stockings over the next few days, if you catch my drift.
Sean post your address so we can send you gifts for christmas x
I don't want to be Charlie KirkMy face will get really small :(
Audibly laughed when I heard Charlie Kirk got shot x
phwoarrrrrr feet innit
hope ruthmong is ok, christmas can be a depressing time when youre lonely
>>83466156wish more people would go vegan desuMake 2026 your yearhttps://veganuary.com/
What're we watching on Christmas lads?Peep Show bake off, The Snowman, and Peep Show xmas episode are definite
Sucking on Ruth's fanny lips
Had a dream last night that I raped Sydney Sweeney. Very odd.
>>83466293She looks low key like she has a learning disability. Don't understand the hype around her.
>>83466108You know what..That looks a lot like Ruthmong!
Based Labour.Based Keir "No Queers" Starmer.
>>83455700this image on this thread is making my gay thoughts come back not had a gay wank in months but when I see something like this it just sends me into a frenzy for a little twink
Everyone has had gay thoughts.
Wish I was having a wank while watching this IRL.
>>83466360Thats a cartoon drawing
pregabalin is starting to wear off
>>83466360Alri ponce de lad? How's Gibraltar treating you?
>>83466256peep show xmas episodefestivus episode of seinfeldthe xmas special of alan partridge
>>83466315Her dopey face is cute desu
i wanna fucking kill myself
>>83466515Why? Let's talk about it.
>>83466526im lonely i wasted my life i wnt a girlfirnedalways see couples and stuffget so sadonly time im truly happy is wankin but thats often ruined by gettin sad at the porn ppl fuckin
Innocent smoothie 50% off oh ayeeee x
I'm watching classic Tori Black porn on Christmas Day (no blacks).
We are all Charlie Kirk if that's alright with you de lid?
>>83466539>Tori Blackshe is absolutely lush lid x
Ever fucked a tranny in the arse?
>>83466515can you come and kill me after youv'e killed yourself
>>83466560Oh aye. Can't go wrong with a bit of Tori Black, Ashlynn Brooke or Raylene.
>>83466536How old are you lad? x
>>83466156can't wait for my turkey lid, will be proper lush and yummy. Pigs in blanket on the side, bit of gammon on christmas eve. LUSH x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USTezWW93Ro
>>83466577We having beef, ham and turkey this year it gonna be lush I have my own personal jar of cranberry sauce cause I use the whole fuckin' lot!
>>83466574early 30sits over
Me? I'm having an Apu for my Christmas dinner this year and I don't care what any woke SPACCA frog rights activists think. Simple as.
Everybody here seems to be in their early 30s
Early night in beddingtons for this little welper. Too cold and tired to be staying up.
i fucking hate christmas dinner
>>83466607night lid x
>only time im truly happy is wankinsaddest thing ive read in ages mate fucsk sake
>>83466619the moment as you cumfor a brief moment the little death as you become a totally blank slate but then reality comes again
Rotheranon went from wanting to meet HHL to batter him to being his friend now. That magic of the christmas spirit.
Pissing pure innocent smoothie x
>>83466628That's memory loss, they researched it and you can't access your memories properly just after cooming.The eternal orgasm is being senile.
>>83466628Busted many nuts to MyCherryCrush
>>83466605I'm a wee young lad in my late 20sI still have time
Imagine a fanny all up in your face
>>83466749>I still have timeTo do what?
Hoping for a PS4 for Christmas x
>>83466832How long have you been hoping for 12 years?
>>83466839I'm still on PS3 lad
>>83466793Get a girlfriend to later wife and live a grown up boy life x
Mate I haven't seen in close to 6 years came by out of the blue and dropped off a present for me. Was lovely seeing him. Already made my Christmas honestly
>>83466865Aye was nice seeing you again mate
>>83466865Did he give you a cheeky bum sesh as well de lid?
>>83466913Nah but we had a cup of tea
Pretty decent day for me so far but now I'm garn bed. Good night.
>>83466913we all Britfeel Bumseshers in life x
Garn bust a nuttington.
I'm going to fail my driving test again because I'm such a blimmin useless fucking cuntington. At least I can pass the new captcha.
Done nowt but rot all day
>>83466938Did SSM write this post?
>>83466962Passed my driving test me and just gave uppington.
>>83466972justadanaircut
AS SO HAPPY CHRISTMASFOR BLACK AND FOR WHITEFOR YELLOW AND RED ONESLETS STOP ALL THE FIGHTTTTTA VERY MERRY CHRISTMASAND A HAPPY NEW YEARLETS HOPE ITS A GOOD ONEWITHOUT ANY FEAR!!!!!!
>>83466976why would you give up after passing? are you a neetington?
>>83466991glad he is dead lid x
the BEATlesbecause john lemon beat his wife
quite a cynical person, me. that film you like? that technology you're optimistic about? well, personally, i have my reservations.
mum picked me pants up off t floor when they were full of me gentlemen's relish. I need to move out. cant be arsed to go to workingtonshire
>>83467012corrr well done me lid
Lil snack oh aye
>>83466993I meant I failed lad that's why I'm a mongington.
Any special plans for Christmas lads?Having 15 people over for Christmas, gonna be fucking mad
Reformer uncle is coming for christmas. can't wait for him to ruin it
>>83467059its ok anon we can take the short bus to the pubbington like the couple of fucking botlies that we are
>>83467075why don't you convince him that he has the right idea, but that reform is only really pretending to act in favour of the peopleington
>>83467088Because I don't want to talk politics to a dozy cunt who will polish off a 10-pack of Carling by the time dinner's ready
>>83467075look lil laddie he has LIFE EXPERIENCE he will reckon things it'll take your stupid zoomer brain another 2-5 decades to reckon.
>>83467075uncle baz is speaking, listen and learn
>>83467079Had 2 major fails one for driving on the wrong side of the road and another for nearly turning into oncoming traffic, kek.
>>83467075>don't care about politicsIt's literally that simple
Phwoar I am th-th-three hot toddies in only. Curing that cold oh aye.
>>83467137>and another for nearly turning into oncoming traffic, Fairly sure that would be a "dangerous" fault, not just a normal major/serious.
>>83467100by dozy cunt do u mean absolute fucking geezer ledge duke of laddingtionshire-on-wheeeey the second?
>>83467100Sounds ridiculously based to me lad x
>>83467162Well whatever. It's not for me. I'm too autistic to drive. x
>>83467178Plenty of autismos and adhd people drive. They normally do automatic though, but manual is piss so dunno why
>>83467137For me it was doing 40 in a 30 and driving on the pavement. To make it worse the car i've been learning to drive in is like a red clungemobile kek
I'll bet some of the BEST drivers are autistic. driving is their special interest and they know everything about cars and win races.
>>83467186Nah the driving is easy mate its paying attention to my surroundings and not killing someone is the issue.
>>83467204Yeah well my special interest is wanking to hentai please tell me mate how is that going to help me drive
"Asperger's is a superpower in a world made of Kryptonite"(quote copyright (c) me)
>>83467217it won't, but there are those Japanese wanking competitions. you could turn pro.
My special interest is wanking to anime girls.
Don't understand hentai at all. It's like a slideshow half of them, and the voice acting is like nails on a chalkboard.
>>83467223I'm not quite pro enough. However, I really want to shag a fat japanese lady>ooh ooh engurish man preesu crappu my fanny withu you peruvis harder >_< engurish cocku so biggingtonu>alright ya luvleh chinkeh tart x ; )
>>83467245Nukiges are better than Hentai and Doujinshis (I'm not DVDlad I don't touch the grim stuff he plays).
Why is it the left wing imitate the fun stuff the right wing does but make it deadly serious and life threatening?Is the left merly a hiding place for the scum of society? I think it is.
>>83467245I just stick with cute trannys lad no weired shit for me
instead of going to Morrisons at 6am to pick up Crimbo dinner supplies, then returning again later in the day for more, i instead slept all day.can you blame the pills, and the comedown/withdrawal effects of the pills? yeah. but that won't put turkey in the fridge.
>>83467245I remember keking my balls off when I first saw yu gi oh on the telly as a child, about how it would pan across a still image with just the mouth moving, talking about this move in a card game with 1 million indecipherable rules.
>>83467284not my fault you were too stupid to understand yugioh
>>83467262purely as actual policy i agree with left/moderate ideas more, but i hate this idea it's like goths vs charvas or something. plenty of cunts of all stripes, and "haha our internet memes are better than yours"? what the hell are people even on about any more?
Eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew. Remember when that was the meme? How times change, eh?Chilli Heatwave. Lush
>>83467209The test makes you do a bunch of gay annoying shit too, like no one is checking their mirrors when they indicate on dead roads but they give you faults if you dont
>>83467309You'll be up all night mummy won't be pleased.
>>83467245Much prefer it to real porn. I stick to comics/doujins mainly though. 3D hentai is normally shit.
>>83467075It's going to be kino when my sister has sprogs, starts hosting Christmas then I can slip effortlessly into the role of the drunk racist uncle. Reform are cringe though but practically the best of a bad lot x
>>83467290It's shit and you're autistic
>>83467324You not into Nukiges at all de lid?
>>83467284anime's dirty little secret, that. they don't draw one of the Seven Dwarfs TRAVELLING across the room, all that bounciness and character is "too cartoony" to mature teenagers.so you get character.png moving across watercolour_background.jpg like it's a motion tween in Flash. might as well be a "motion comic" at that point.
>>83467325Was going to kill myself but this idea makes me want to live, cheers, finally found my purpose, merry crimbo
>>83467340Had to look that up, and not really, no. It's too slow. When I wanna get off, I need instant access to the action so I can go at my own pace.
>>83467353Merry Christmas lad. You never know when things are going to turn around.
>>83467342How is this a secret? I noticed it the first time I ever saw anime. Not that that makes it bad, it's just not my cuppa
>>83467307Well, it's a propaganda war isnt it, from both sides. And we know propaganda works to shape society.So it's just each side taking shots at the other.
>>83467360Fair enough most have a scene replay option and you can put it on auto mode and wank away. I find the voice acting in VNs really does it for me.
Ever been to a gay club?
I only watch anime for the fan service and I'm tired of pretending I don't.
>>83467374It's getting to that point that bugs me. Sometimes it can take a little time, and then the scene might be just shitty so feels like a waste. With a doujin I can briefly skim through it all and then go back slower if I know something is gonna do it for me
>>83467378Worst is when the fan service is covered with steam.
>>83467377Nobody here's been to a club at all lad (except for me; resident top shagger of the thread).
>>83467377Had my first kiss in a gay club. Yes, it was a guy. No I'm not gay. Yes, this sounds tragic writing it here. No I don't care.
>>83467389I sometimes find it hard to tell what's happening in Doujinshis. I have the same issue with some Shounen manga as well. Something about the art style fucks with my eyes.
>>83467309is doritos still le gaming snack of choice? i think monster energy has now replace mtn dew
>>83467378too many logistical issues. Naruto uses his sexy jujitsu and transforms into a sexy lady. would you shag 'her', knowing she's a little boy inside?
>>83467391Gotta use your imagination sometimes lad. Sometimes that's more exciting.
>>83467403Some of them are like that yea. Like the artist is spending more time wanking off over their artistic ability than the porn so all the pages are a clusterfuck and overly detailed.
>Yeah I go to gay clubs, tongue kiss men and get bottomed every weekend but I'm not gay!
High School DxD is peak fan service anime IMO. Also enjoy Shomin Sample and Omamori Himari.
>>83467378One of my fave animus is about cooking and it's full of it. Pic related, they just ate bear meat.
>yea mum ive just brought a bloke dressed as a woman home, but im not gay
i remember when the game tournaments were considering whether Ritalin should be considered a "performance-enhancing drug" similar to steroids in athletics.which, obviously, it is. no idea why that got dropped, obviously the same player is going to do better at a Quake tournament if he's on speed.
>>83467400Could've made it a bumsesh lad. You missed out.
about to go for a poo
how do you know you're not gay if you've never tested it?you're like those wankers who "just know" they dislike seafood.
>>83467423Food Wars de lid? I remember that being very lewd.
>>83467432Disagree. I tried bumsex later on during my incel prison-gay phase and it did nothing for me. Couldn't even stay hard.
>>83467452That's the one. Great first couple of seasons before all the magic shit.
>>83467456>during my incel prison-gay phase
>>83467463Furry is absolutely FULL of this by the way. It's something that honestly isn't spoken about it enough, and I met so many of them who were coping by fucking dudes wearing animal outfits because they were repulsive to women.
>>83467422>High School DxD i remember everyone treating this as one of the better ones, but it never went anywhere. they dropped the actual story, and it's not possible for harem-guy to ever choose a girl (like it's against manga law or something).was already burnt out by that To Love Ru. starts out as a daft parody of silly animes, just becomes disconnected fanservice. the guy never marries the alien girl, or someone else? they don't even grow older, nothing ever changes or happens?
>>83467460Pic rel is me when I see any post-2020 advert or the cast of a modern reboot fr fr
>>83467469tell us stories about your furry days, lad.
>>83467456>prison-gayqrd lid
if they made Red Dwarf nowadays, Lister would be white, Cat would be a woman, and Holly would change genders.
>>83467486No thank you, but all of the memes you've heard about them are true. Including the room parties at conventions with the overwhelming whiff of talcum powder coming out of it.
always wondered why people put rollies/spliffs behind their ears
>>83467517They can easily get messed up in your pocket, and you're not keeping them there for long
They're feeding R Tim filth. He's forced to have just an egg on toast tonight.
>>83467496It's a cope that it's not gay if you're gay in prison because only men are available. Very Taliban Bacha bazi coded type stuff.
>>83467507all right, but at least explain the context of you ARRIVING at this convention/hotel room.was it just some general anime/nerd convention, and you happened to befriend furries who were there? do we even get the whole "furry convention" thing in the UK?
Mark wants to give Marie a second chance. https://youtu.be/T1KTWgLxFyk?si=Hl_Kpo9lVhs0A3ZF
>>83467541Probably tried to feed him some foreign muck it not right...
>>83467567I was a furry for a few years like 10+ years back. I didn't just "stumble" onto it.> do we even get the whole "furry convention" thing in the UK?I just checked and confuzzled pulled in 3000 people this year
>>83467559guessing he meant the circumstances/story.not a cope though, of course men have gay sex in prison or on ships. men are honest.
Back in school I knew one lad who built a fursuit at around 14 years old, and one who got very into anime (this was over a decade ago so it wasn't cool back then). Both were 4chan users and are now trans.
>>83467585fuckin hell. just one of those things that's hard to picture IRL, rather than a silly internet thing.i suppose it's harmless enough, just very weird to me. morally worse things happen when it comes to sex/fetish groups.i think where it did my head in was the whole "fursection" nonsense. a lot of them sincerely believed it was some bigotry against them (like a certain NEW group of internet activists...). nah some /b/tards just think you're freaks, pretty simple really.
they TOOK SONIC FROM ME.i like the games up until Adventure 2 and then Mania, what can Sonic Con UK possibly be about? do they just race the games and watch the OVA or something?oh. it's about THAT, is it
Phwaor gotten up again X
Anyone baking. Limit hit
>>83467704if you and i had a baby, he or she would go to bed in the night and wake up in the morningjust something to think about x
>>83467706Christmas Eve in 5 mins.i won't be making a thread. but i do ask that the OP keep this in mind please just this once
>>83467541he chumba grande now
>>83467661Been smashing out some sonic 3 AIR the past week. Love that spiky blue cunt
Sydney Sweeney's fanny in my gob
I would make a new thread but I don't have any Christmas themed images on my wablet. Sorry lads.
on me fifth hot toddy oh aye: bit wissed now but hopefully the cold is fucking right off
lol been getting drunk with dadberg whom is enjoying his freedom after his gf died.
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