Mitchell sisters edition
You'll never believe it. 14 cheeses got me a girlfriend.
Wouldnt fuck. These faggots try to act desirable but that sltutty m ilf with two daughters was the best aa a
fuck christmas tbqh lads
>>83474258You're just jealous of my magnificently curated cheese board lad.
asked santa for a 4chan pass this year hope it comes downt chimney xx
>>83474250Never heard of these two but they look like they're mean and noisy council estate girls. Grim.
>>83474250Corr remember wanking over these two x
Should've been a Christmas-themed edition, seeing how this will be the thread we have during Christmas.
>>83474250>>83474280No one ever liked the right one, let's be real here
ssm wanted to be a mitchell on eastenders after he won that big brother housetheyll hire him to be an actor x
an utter mong took on the role of OP lately not right
>>83474275Makes sense to just buy one if you post here daily x
>>83474316I like the op.
We the people of /britfeel/ demand that the Mitchell sisters be reinstated into EastEnders immediately.>>83474292Watch your tongue. I always fancied her more.
OP is either a turk or a jew
>>83474284>>83474316Couldn't even wait for 500 post in the old thread.
>>83474323Can one pay with crypto? Don't want to get my credit card details stolen
dropped a huge christmas log just now
>>83474345Yep, that was the only option until recently
>>83474345You can only pay with crypto. I think I got it on offer for 3 years for 45 or something. Captchas are insufferable, can't be arsed with them
Ordered take away and it's been 2 hours since I ordered it! Fuming I am. Where's my fuckin food!
sipping some fizz, watching some afcon, family watching christmas tele, gf knittingcorr it is comfy and it is lush x
And tiny Tim, who did NOT die...
>>83474369>>83474371Didn't know this. Might treat myself to a pass. I make at least 100 posts a day.
spending crimbo alone is kinda comfy though in a morbid sort of way
Did a poo before and it was one of those rare no wipe ones. Wow what an experience I wish they were all like that.
>>83474402Yeah I get that. Not invited over my parents this year. Just gonna drink and watch Tokyo Godfathers.
>>83474391Not him but I treated myself to a pass for my birthday.
it not christmas without ssm
>>83474391I post less than 10 times a day and even then it's worth it. Especially on mobile
i heard theres some supplement that makes all your poos rock solid so you dont even need to wipe
>>83474410No wipe and no poo in toilet is a ghost poo. Very, very rare but it happens>>83474437He deleted his channel again? Did I miss the yearly 200 quids worth of purbeck cider trip?
>>83474426Do you really need to be invited to your folks? It should be an unquestionably open invite, especially on Christmas.
>>83474448They won't let me come because of my drinking.
>>83474447the twolls got him bad this year
Crimbo choons timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1uJPGRfO5Y
>>83474447He deleted he channel going on 5 weeks now because of past sexual predator evidence came to light.
>>83474437If someone tried to get me to watch this fat simpleton on christmas I would get up and leave.
>>83474483But no one cares about that lol. He's such a spastic
no christmas karaoke this year
no 50 bockles of beer this year
>>83474502I watched Shondo do karaoke so thats fine
>>83474497We care.m
>>83474514I've had zero, wouldn't say it's easy all the time but it's doable.
Evening lads, wishing you all a good crimbo eve
Watching classic SSM to help me cope https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl4oGAhe4AQ
>>83474552Had a slight chuckle at that one, lad.
Didn't fucking notice there was a new thread you bunch of cunts.
>>83474580Christmas cunts we are lad, be a bit more aware of the festive season
>>83474580Not our problem is it?
>>83474571why mate just spreading some pre crimbo cheer
What are you lads getting your Apus for Christmas this year?
>>83474607A fucking rope the fat bastid can't even hang himself properly.
>>83474548That's because you're tight
>>83474607He keeps eating the carrots I'm trying to put out for the reindeer, don't think he understands the concept. All he really wanted besides that was a roll of tin foil, little lid loves the reflections.
merry christmas sir lad, hot chocolate and mince pie sir? tis the season after all? have a seat and relax now de lad
still avent done me fukkin wrappin yet lads, fuck am I doing with me life
>>83474580Sorry lad, I'll try and put a cone down or something to block it off. >>83474602At school my psychology teacher was scouse (I'm in Kent), and he used to tell us that if we kept being dickheads he'd get the head to make Purple Aki our supply teacher. He'd tell us that he would watch Peppa Pig with he neice and say that he liked Peppa because she's a model of what a child should be and say Georgie Pig's a dickhead who interrupts. If someone was distracting others he'd call them a "Georgie Pig".
>>83474619Both can be true!>>83474682Just get gift bags lad! There's still time.I'm bloody slow at these capchas so I don't know if it will count but sorry for spamming the thread.
did captchas change? even the old ones where you drag a slider to match up letters were annoying
>>83474709Making a thread is a nightmare now, but the sliding letters were at least quicker than these. Three years ago there was a lad that got a rock tumbler for Christmas, I wonder how that lad's doing today.
Got this carols wank on ITV and its no wonder christianity is dead
off to bed soon with a hot choccy and crimbo movie mayhaps
literally the worst time of the yearhow can anyone enjoy thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyMm4rJemtI
not the edish I was expecting to roll into Chrimbo Dayberg to be quite honest>shit/10
People you've been before that you don't want around anymore.
That dankula mong become a christian grifter now? How tedious and cliche
At my parent's house, having a few jars, playing my old shitty acoustic geetar like an obnoxious fuck. Oh aye x
>>83474802I'll bring me MicroKorg!
Why do boomers constantly make noise
>>83474839Nice lad, MicroKorg is a class bit of kit
Haven't cum in two months, scared to fap in case the shock kills me.
>>83474852it will be well yellow when it comes out now
>>83474852i did nearly 3 months nofap then when i did finally have a wank it felt like someone had kicked me in the balls for about 6 hours after it
>>83474858Fuck it, i'll just hold on until a shag a bird next summer.
just went to town on the grussy
Hoping for an effects pedal for Christmas. Even a Behringer one I haven't got would be nice x
Sandra giving Sean an enema.
why are old people so stupid
>>83474940Old people have fun, sex and money while wank into an old sock and still live in your childhood boxroom.
>>83474847What's funny is I bought an MS2000 on Reverb and it arrived broken so I bought the MK because I wanted to get that sound but it was finnicky so when I was feeling a bit flush I bought another working MS2000 on eBay. The dead one's still in my garage and at some point I intend to have it fixed. Watching the All Creatures Great and Small BTS programme with mummy.
>>83474970>while wank
Back from me ban. That wasn't very christmassy of the jannies. Had a nice christmas eve. Nice stout and a porter from a local brewery. Hope SSM makes his big return tomorrow, that would be a great christmas pressie.
>>83475032Stout is gross
>>83474446source? need this come on
>>83475052Eating mud works for my dog, lovely hard poos that are nice and easy to pick up. Probably worth a go.
It was Christmas Eve, babeIn the drunk tankAn old man said to me"Won't see another one"And then he sang a song"The Rare Old Mountain Dew"I turned my face awayAnd dreamed about youGot on a lucky oneCame in eighteen-to-oneI've got a feelingThis year's for me and youSo happy ChristmasI love you, babyI can see a better timeWhen all our dreams come true
Alright Ness how's it goin' alright?
Offie>>83473776Not that lad. It is a userscript, I didn't write it.You got a starting point if you want to make an extension from it. >>>/g/107646507
>>83475067song always makes me tear up
Just done some ket for the first time in almost a year and feel wonky af wheeey
>>83475088Mental how that sitcom doesnt have 1 single joke in it and no one can actually quote a single thing from it either.
Sex predators love to use ket on their victims
>>83475106Cool, I have Greasemonkey from ages ago when installed 4chanX, now I just need to work out how I paste this into place.
Early 00s UK culture has got to be one of the worst periods of "culture" of all time. Absolute dreck. Politics, music, tv, film - the entire lot is shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaJCsDlHOGcGood chinkkino this X
>>83475213Sorry I can't help mate, I use Tampermonkey, you'll suss it.
Not heard much from mate A and B recently
Gonna have a steaming turd for Xmas dinner. x
>>83475170I just quoted a single thing from it? Reasonable amount of jokes too, pretty good for people of my generation. Expect you were too young in the 00s to get it.
Had a Christmas Eve Nesquik, it's a tradition for me isn't it
>>83475106>>83475270Nonce freak kys
watching this kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUERUnx2lms
>>83475294Only because you literally just watched the dogshite finale. That sit"com" was made for soulless millenial tards, so sadly that is my generation
Gavin & Stacey more of a dramedy I reckon. Only half decent thing James Corden has ever done but it hasn't aged well IMO.
You cheap lousy faggot
>>83475316It's just so... flavorless. There's nothing to it at all. If it never happened, nothing would've been lost. Never inspired anything, no one quotes it, no one can even point out a favourite scene.
>>83475328My family quotes it all the time
>>83475338Does your family like Love Actually and Britpop too?
>>83475328So what you're saying is you're not a Gavlar?
>>83475293why is this young lass pooing herself?
>>83475357Well in the game you forcibly inject a laxative enema into her asshole for the purpose of humiliation de lid.
>>83475357She's tied up. Can't expect her to get to a toilet can you?
Having a couple of jars now so you don't have to. Cheers!
>>83475374I'm currently in an AI sesh that is... somewhat related to this. What is this game called btw, and i assume it's in English?
>>83475393What a way to spend Christmas
>>83475374Oh DVDlad..Is this what you're into?
Haven't gained or lost a single kg all year. 135kg consistently all year round.
>>83475400Absolutely lad. Having a ton of fun
>>83475393Euphoria, lid. Pretty famous VN and yeah it's officially translated.
>>83475403Not particularly. I find the scat scenes more comical than titillating.
>>83475374>>83475419dont enjoy the art style desu
Can the nonces and anime losers pls fuck off? Thanks.
Hoping for heroin for xmas x
>>83475438Really? I think the art is really good. It's a female artist by the way, kek.
>>83475312Haven't watched it since last year, not a big fan of it really but I like the original seasons. Anyway, glad you're in festive spirits and not desperately trying to start an argument on an anonymous internet board.
>>83475460that one is a bit better. panties and pantyhose/leggings are hot. fisting aint my thing
>>83475464>muh festive spiritArguments are part and parcel of a british christmas
Garn bed early. Hope you lads have an amazing Christmas. Love to you all
>>83475467Fair enough, Euphoria has a billion fetishes in it. Something for everyone as it were.
>>83475400Now wrong with a bit of degenerate wanking on Christmas. Gotta treat yourself a little.
lollers post your pony-tail
Never liked full intercourse honestly. Into my oral stuff only
>>83475536The Lollers cut is very trendy at the moment
>>83475543What about a bit of this? Oink oink!
gone bed just now
>>83475568>gone bed just nowProof?
Can't stop eating pringles, I am physically incapable
just been visited by the ghost of christmas past and present x
>>83475589Gimme dat ghost girl gussy.
>>83475596What are you able to offer, pal?
>>83475579once you pop you can not stop
>>83474685Fucking kekkington anon. Sounds like a right ledge. Why did you study psychology?
>>83474704I finished it but got drunk before hand so it all looks like shit. Got daddington a new ipad to say sorry for running of to the foreign legion without telling him. Im a fokin mong leddingtons
>>83475612Not much but I want that ectoplasm on me cock so you can have my harem including my pup girl and tit cow.
Just want my hair back. I fucking hate being bald.
>>83475823I'll be joining you next year. It's so fucked
>>83475823Me? Got long hair to my arse and no signs of balding. Can't grow a beard at all though.
>>83475855>Got long hair to my arseProof?
>>83475883Not posting proof but just always have had long hair cause I hate getting my hair cut.
I wonder what Christmas is like for Ruthmong
>>83475823it aint even that bad lad. its not like you would've been a chad with hair lets be honest. i was a gimp when i had hair and a gimp without hair
>>83475901Don't think they celebrate it in Turkey
>>83475823get a wig mate
I will say though, my hair is so long it's a hindrance and washing it in the shower takes a while. When I go to take a shit I have to flick it all around the front.
First Christmas without seasideMARK and Chris Rea. It not right.
>>83475823should have listened to fin CHADS>nooo but all the other bald guys told me I'll break my dick if I don't go bald like them
>>83474292Ronnie had an incredible arse. She was in another show when she was younger with a nude shower scene in it.
Just had a merryarse spaffmas here me X
>>83475929Who gives a shit? Get a grip
>>83475922careful lad, this is how you set someone down the road to trannyism
Me? I won't be going bald because I don't have shit genetics x
>>83475995Based liddy is non bald lids have to stick together.
>>83475995Yet youre still a virgin
Merry Christmas spakkas. Hope you wake up to stockings full o' minge.
>>83475995Thick hair half way down the back me. Mum blessed me.
Paedophiles often have long hair
>>83476085Nonces are often bald. Checkmate.
Christmas Eve total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
>>83476099Bald or long hair. Or balding AND long hair (lollers). But never with normal hair. Strange.
>>83476124Gotta rock a skullet like Devin Townsend then you're safe.
Somewhat drunk at this late Crippa hour am I not? Pretty soulless though. Next year shall be different I say.
Wonder what wops will get for Chrismus?
>>83476120Such is life anon. No worries. We will soon find ourselves bestowed with a new year to try again once more.
>>83476147What is the plan for the rest of the night?
>>83476136stop spamming your shitty porn, mong
>>83476147Shall it be, squire! Tally ho!
Neighbour opposite has a floodlight that's like something from a football stadium. It's not always on, but it seems to come on randomly in the night and flash for about a minute.It's like living next to a lighthouse. For months I've been woken up in the night and thinking aliens are landing in the garden, it's insanely bright.Can I do anything about this? I don't understand why it's necessary. I figure before complaining to the council I should talk to them, but if I put a letter through the door it will come off as passive aggressive.
Christmas without Charlie Kirk :(
>>83476150A 12 inch marge Simpson figurine that she can stick up her sweaty hairy minge, Corr imagine the smell of it
>>83476158Free country innit mate? I have the right to post what I like, same as people who post SSM or Helper routines. And there's FUCK ALL you can do about it little mongboy.
Christmas without Chudlie KKKirk :D
Ugly cunts
>>83476156Like sober up and drink water and sleep innit.>>83476159Yeah!
Had a few whiskeys with me parent's neighbours now tucked up beddingtons.
Wonder how many funko pops wops can fit in her Fanny. Im guessing 3
>>83476206Like a little child. You live the life of a simpleton.
>>83476226Wops has never masturbated. She is autistic and pure.
>>83476226nah id say its at least 5
Wops is a piss queen
Not right how she bullies her brother for being a gay lad
Has retro Katie been allowed back in the wops discord yet?
Eh, same. Ultimately, despite the reign of So Called Egalitarianism, everybody judges you for it.
>>83476256Can't believe this was Blad all along
Santa is on his way lads
>>83476276My Billy's are black not white!
>>83476277He goes from Portugal to England, skipping France?
We're not still up on Christmas Eve because we are wrapping presents for our children ;_;
steams fucked again
>>83476277Santa can suck my hairy fanny.
>>83476287He's skipping France because they surrendered during WW2 and because if all the blacks.
>>83476162It's a motion sensor triggered security light, necessary since the Yoo Kay has a massive brownout.
>>83476324Already have brownouts in the north west mate
>>83476324It's pointing directly in my windows. Knob heads.I don't want to talk to them because I already suspect they are bell ends.1. They have a cat that roams the streets all day and night.2. Sometimes they have a ton of cars parked outside and the smell of weed with loud music playing.
>>83476336Grim. May Britannia regain it's form from a century ago.
>>83475687Ah, just at school. I found it interesting. I was thinking about taking a job in it. Shame I fucked up and went into sillly artsy stuff.
>>83476360It's not good, that is certain. Any chance of black curtains or some such thing? Went full vampire mode when running 3rd shift, slept in the morning and afternoon.
No point in even acknowledging Christmas if you don't have a cute girlfriend with a nice pink pussy.
>>83476386wouldnt mind putting it in ruths stocking
>>83476386Yeah but like what about a bf with a big willlardJust saying just saying
Would like a futa gf with a pink pussy and a 12 inch cock.
You lads in this thread think about pink pussy etc way too much. Face it, you'll never have it and it might as well not exist.
Merry Christmas de lads, hope it lush for you all x
S'only bloomin christmas.>>83476471Merry christmas lad.
Merry fuggin Christmas de lids
Just ripped an epic fartington. It smelled good, it sounded good, and it felt good. What a fantastic start to Christmas.
just saw santa out window hope hes brought me my 4chan pass
Santa dropped a fucking Yule Log down my chimney the cheeky mare.
I said I wasn't gonna get drunk. But fuck it. This is the last time, and I'm gonna enjoy it.
>>83476563im getting drunk with you lad, were painting the thread red tonight
>>83476563It's Christmas, everyone gets a bit pissed. Enjoy de lad
>>83476503Really enjoyed this post. Thank you.
the wollox projector It can beam your wollox in 4k
just made drunk toasties
>>83476636What flavour alcohol did you use?
>>83476609Still won't be able to see it fuck sake.
>>83476653currently vodka and orange juice from the fridge because ive nothing else left unless i goto the ptrol station
Me? On the Duvels.
Me? On the Laphroaig 10 year
just woke up. constipated and tired all day, didn't have a chance to go back to Morrisons for turkey. oh well, i'll have...something for Crimbo dinner.just on the zolpidem and tramadol now, really need to shower.>>83475281mate A back at her parents, sounds like they're rebuilding bridges already. she can be a handful, but her parents ultimately love her. i think this will be a better year for them.mate B i've not heard from much, aside from a gig some time in January. might be able to go to that with mate A. hopefully she's at her family's, her brother is really sound. sort of proud of myself for rationing my pills. I'm sorted until the day AFTER Boxing Day. i could also have a pregabalin Christmas Day (sorry to that one lad whose dad threw them away)
>>83476682Sounds nice.>>83476702Rum and lemonade for me.>>83476740Not sure what that is.
>>83476760>>83476682Baileys it is for me, I'm a proper posh cunt
>>83476760>Not sure what that is.You can just get in the bin then.
>>83476805more power to you lad, i tried brandy and baileys once and i almost gagged, not for me
>>83476806That's not in the christmas spirit lad.
some right grinches ITT tonight
As it's Christmas now, I'm treating myself to the last of a bottle of oak-aged Swiss-Italian grappa.It's bloody lovely that is.
>>83476849fuck chr*stmas
Would you lads be happy with a 20 quid voucher and a fiver scratchy in a card? Feeling shit about the pressies I bought this year. Didn't have time to pick them all out like I usually do.
>>83476945i get scratch cards every year, fucking love them desu
>>83476945Hell yeah. Something is better than nothing. What's the voucher for?
>>83476957Just Eat, nothing fancy but everyone loves a takeaway.>>83476949Yeah they're good fun.
Such bennie class scum in this thread
>>83476972I'd be happy with it desu. Everyone loves an excuse for a takeaway.
In Tokyo for Christmas. Mereeee Christmasuuu desu.
gonna stop eating toasties, they always make me feel sick
>>83477087Bet that's good, you there just for christmas or staying longer?Also, merru christmasu.
had a shower, cheered up a bit. got some pre-Christmas Day dinner cooking as we speak, ordering in what i can through that Gopuff for the full day.
>>83477232That's good, don't want to be grumpy at christmas.
>>83477134Here for a couple of weeks. Been to Akhihabara and a maid cafe.
not sure what it is lads but holiday season hasn't had the same feel it had the past few years. ATP i couldnt give a fuck about presents so much as having good people around me to spend it with but the family are shite to say the least. bastards couldn't even be arsed to help me put a tree up. ah well. here's hoping the whisky puts a bit of holiday spirit in me and to a better run of things come the new yearmerry christmas lads :)
Me? Going to bed.>>83477334You doing new year as well? Bet that'll be good,>>83477335Once you get a couple in you it will feel a bit better.Hope you have a good day.
Man on man rape
nice bit of royal game soup + de-staled bread.warmed me right up, that.
Wagies, enjoy your next few days off!
>>83477470on the degassed beer myself
>>83477491wish i was back at work already desu
>>83477496corrr we bringing back the classics>>83477491my 'Christmas dinner' is going to be pretty sad tbqh. i had every opportunity to get some proper roast turkey from the Morrisons deli in, instead i've got some of the slices for sandwiches.still, just ordered in some flour and eggs. had NO CHOICE but to make proper yorkies tomorrow, so that's something.
on the tiramisus nowdon't call it a relapsebrain's been drunk for years
Drank too much and lost the last two hours. I don't know what happened. I started reading about the spruce tree and the larch and then I don't know what happened.
>>83477491This is what benniemongs actually believe. They've never had a job and never cooked a meal so the whole thing is just a fantasy they invented to make themselves feel better.
>>83477583Meal deal mong lmao x
>>83477583when people say 'get hobbies', 'keep yourself busy', and all that, cooking was one of mine. not just cooking, but the act of going out shopping for food. i would go around all the different supermarkets (and the actual market) every other day. i would min-max prices and how to cook nutritious meals; i did that whole 'batch cooking' thing internet lads go on about.totally fell out of it with lockdown. i COULDN'T do the same thing, get fresh ingredients every other day, fair enough. then i just ate slop and never got back into cooking. coupled with the ridiculous price rises, it all felt a bit pointless really.don't want to be a downer: if you're a NEETlad who wants something to do, get into cooking. it really is just following instructions, you develop a taste for the balanced meat + carb + veg meals you make. and once it's routine, it's a pleasant activity with a delicious output, corrr.
>>83477667I fully encourage everyone to cook their own meals. You can do it whether a wagie or neet, and it's not even difficult to make delicious healthy food.Most people just get slop delivered or get processed ready meals, it's sad. Just sugar and salt and the worst quality shite. Occasionally (about twice per year) I cave and get a ready meal or take away and it's so bad. It's barely food and I don't understand how people are eating that. It's always disgustingly sweet and has no actual flavour and tastes fake. It's barely like food. I'm so disgusted that I always declare never to do it again, until I forget after about 5 months.I think most people are like animals kept in captivity that don't know any better and are happy to be given the worst thing that they're used to.
cant cook wont cook innit
>>83477729Incel vibes from this post
you will forgive me this one indulgence, right /britfeel/?
>>83477840phwoar sosij role
right, ive left it long enough, im gonna wrap my parents presents
plenty of benniemongs like myself cookit's wagies with disposable incomes who eat slop
Corr I would binge on wops' hairy minge. How 'bout you lads would you have a go if she offered?
>>83477873id dive into it so far my fucking feet would be poking out the bottom lid
>>83477873Bet she's got a proper hairy one
>>83477880Make sure to grab holt the lips mate. We can pull each other out if needed.
>>83477871>couple come home from work at different times>both too exhausted to cook>heat up a ready meal or ask 'do you fancy getting a Chinese in?'totally understandable. and previous generations had household arrangements that negated this problem. hmmm...
Obligatory. Merry Christmas Lads.https://youtu.be/fPPCPqDINEk
Spaffed meself empty just nowPhwoar X
pure lollin' at the sticky on >>>/tv/warmed my kekkles, so it has.
>>83477960ought to have been the OP image, this.
>>83477840The amount of effort that went into presenting this lol
>>83477968i dont get it desuwoo
>>83478017none? i dunno, it's just what i'm used to. take photo, plug cable into computer, transfer file, save at reasonable size. it's what i was doing before smartphones. kinda miss picrel. when you see old 4chan posts or mirror selfies, this was how they did it.
>>83478064>"who is taking pictures of all these girls holding their cameras?"*sips* good times
>>83478071>camera flash in the mirrora certain je ne sais quoi.
>>83478064You tried to make it look like nouvelle cuisine, tastefully arranged on the plate like canapes, almost symmetrical but not quite, with the monster energy drink and a single pill framing it to indicate the sadness of your life. It's a work of art.
>>83478135haha i didn't do shit. but thanks anon, happy to be an accidental outsider artist.hope you have a Merry Christmas.
tempted to get the Yorkshire pudding mix made, just so i have that ready to go.but i'm tempted (and i do mean tempted) to blitz it in the blender. years of beating with a fork, then switching to an electric whisk, and the blender just sorts it. don't believe bakers and their lies.problem is, blender at half four in the morning = unhappy downstairs neighbours. they're Hindus, but that doesn't mean they don't have a baby. ANYONE can have a baby.
no, you know what, i've dug the whisk out of the kitchen drawer. i'm going to Risk the Whisk.if anyone of any caste or creed has a problem with that, then we all have to learn to work together. i could have evil spirits in my home because this couple haven't put candles and mango leaves around MY flat entrances, have they? what if the spirits just go to the next available home?anyway i'll just bring that up if they complain about the nose in the early a.m. and maybe offer them a Yorkshire pudding since i don't NEED four.
>>83478170The wind woke me up, for the last three days the new neighbours have been blasting music.Im tempted to blast abbatoir sounds rn.Fuck the Hindus.If they had a baby youd know, those fuckers dgaf about screaming.
>>83478326oh i mean they do have a baby. and it absolutely howls at all hours, to the point i worry they might not taking care of it properly. but that's probably me being para, it's a baby, nights are cold atm.happy to be considerate of a baby. babies have done no wrong.
here, you know what i might do all day?(it's not that.)
>>83478435>babies have done no wrong.thats not what the church believesor judge Death
Merry Christmas my little /britfeel/ nibbas. May you all find happiness in life.
>ISPberg started spazzing out again 20 minutes agockin elllll
>>83478925not rite on today of all days. they should backup the tubes with additional tubing. dreadful to think some 6am "merry christmas! :)" message did not go through.
An absolutely shit overnighter. Fucking awful. Cunt night guard. Grim spastics.
>>83479251no need for this.
Spaffed too much didn't iI must now sleep X
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>>83479348Reckon I could easily beat you up in a 1on1
>>83479381that's only due to my physical weakness, not because of any strength or ability on your part.
My hovel stinks of cat shit, cat food and cat sick. I fucking hate living with cats.
hats are here!>w2b pink party hat type 777
Happy Christmas de lid lad lods x
Pregabalin gang report the FUCK in
Happy birthday to JesusHappy birthday to JesusHappy birthday dear to JesusHappy birthday to you.
>>83479526considering it, laddington. you the lad who raided his dad's bin?i'm teetotal but they are a good substitute for being drunk, so maybe i will. it Christmas.
>>83479526I'm a menber of the pregab gang, but not having 1 today.
rummaging through my medicine cabinet, apparently my condoms expired in 2023.imagine going two years without a shag.
>>83479552>imagine going two years without a shag.Add another 19 years to that, and that's the last time I wiggled my willy inna fanny.
Gf asleep in bed with her arms wrapped around me breathing cute wee breaths through her nose. Corr. It Christmas.
>>83479539My father died a long time ago. RIP x>>83479544I'll take two then to even it out
>>83479570I bet her breath stinks
Merry christmas boysSincerely, someone briefly in an episode of Dirty Sanchez.
Merry Christmas lids xGetting on the snowballs soon me.
>>83479582it's the mouth-breathers who have halitosis breath.
>>83479591Tunnock's, or them cocktail things?
>>83479591Did you get a turtleneck sweater for christmas?
>ordered an exorbitant bag of mixed veg>could have just ordered theseAAAAA.could order them right now, i suppose. maybe chuck a few alcohol-free wokkles in. but i don't have valid ID.
>>83479596The drinks de lid though I like them too.
>>83479623Shouldn't need ID for alcohol free beer.
Over 300 quid up on slots this week, been getting some good streaks.Been talking to the Thai milf in there too, think she fancies me. She came and sat next to me and took her jacket off and seem to be getting flushed and talking to me then when I said i'm leaving she left too but I stayed a bit longer instead of following her out.
Got some noise cancelling sennheisers, garn spend all day with them on so I don't have to listen to any xmas music. In other news I won whammageddon this year, didn't hear last christmas a single time. Christmas miracle and so on.
>>83479634you shouldn't, it's a daft law. i'd say the delivery guys don't give a shit but they've told me before: they've been asked to check or they risk a bollocking.my 'well...it's not like i've gotten YOUNGER!' expired-passport routine will only work for so long.
I want a buff tranny to shit on my chest
Cheeka not under the christmas tree, its over!
Merry ChristmasuGarn snowball later me. Verb not noun. Get it haha. Le poster did le thing stereotypical of his preestablished lore XD.
Thai milf either owns or works for a thai restaurant near the slots place, looks quite nice tbf, she does seem to go through a lot of money on 2 quid spins in there though.
>>83479667Happy crimbo Cheeka
i have this gay Christmas tree from Wilko. like new in box.>>83479667do you want this gay Christmas tree? no longer wanted as it's tacky.might leave it by some bins in Heaton or somewhere like that.
Chika getting his arsehole destroyed by several hung black men in a public toilet near Arthur's hill.
>>83479679Why is that top branch so long, is it for lewd stuff? Bloody gays, amarite.
>>83479678You too you too Ebin>>83479679Nah you're alright friendCamp as Christmas int it?
>>83479683How would dead black men do that to his bumhole? It makes no sense.
sick of people (of all sexualities) putting a dildo on top of their Christmas tree as a joke.you might say this is strangely specific. but i've seen it happen three (3) times.
Slots shut today, no where to go after gym, its over>>83479688:)
>>83479696It is very quirk chungusLike Cards against HumanityLe edgy XD
got loads of clothes that i won't wear despite telling everyone not to buy me clothesit christmas x
>>83479693is the bald guy in the background safe there?
I saw Cheeka kissing santa claus
i consider any beer under 5% to be a breakfast beer
>>83479707>Like Cards against Humanityat least this is funny the first once or twice you play it. really dislike how the trend becomes>sentence doesn't make sense>but it's the wackiest/most-vulgar card(s)>winspicrel is the better voting/cards game.
>>83479734I'll play dick it with cheeka
>>83479712Apparently they always let one live so he could go back and tell the others what happened, and instill fear in them.
Sometimes I forget how much of a loser I am
Wonder what Ruthmong got for Christmas
>>83479734I felt disgusted the one time I played it tbf. Very Reddit.>>83479717This has a double meaning you know. It not right.
Febreze gift set for Christmas
Doing the sneedful
having a PROPER breakfast.
I struggle to maintain an erection
>>83479796whats the pill for
>>83479796Are you in a mental hospital?
>>83479798age init?
>>83479802https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakfast>>83479805nah. although my flat sure feels like it sometimes LOL
Ok, time to think about getting ready to go out.>>83479796Big boy pregab. I'm just having a spliff and making sure muh vapes are charged up.
>>83479754I feel this way too, constant and underlying. It's why I drink I reckon. I just feel like a bit of a freak desu. Never really feel like I belong. Oh well.>>83479798Same. I am low T I reckon.
>>83479814>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakfastsnarky git
>>83479798Once I get an erection I'm ok, its 1) getting the erection2) getting aroused at all3) doing anything with that erectionis a problem since SSRIbergs>>83479822>I feel this way tooChristmas and calender dates really drive the point home. I'm off to the gym then I have nothing else to do because the slots are shut so I can't even go there.>low T whaaaaaat I never knew that
>>83479824sorry lid couldn't resist. but >>83479815 is right it's a pregabalin.it Christmas, why not
>>83479734I love this game. The art design on the cards is class
Put 25 quid in online slots last night, came away with 117. Withdrew 100 so I still have 17 left. I know i'll lose that 17 and don't want to put anymore in so I'm saving the spins for later as a treat
>>83479830You not go your parents on Christmas or something? That can feel more alienating desu but it Christmas. Tbh I think I kind of hate myself. Like I don't even like my own existence so I just stand in the corner of the room awkwardly.
I'd never heard of pregabalins before reading about them here
>>83479842Nuh-uh I don't go anywhere or do anything, though I treated myself to some M&S pigs in blankets and roast poatoes this year to have for dinner, its a pain in the arse shopping for single portions though as everything is sold for multiple people.>so I just stand in the corner of the room awkwardly.The cuck experience, it lush
>>83479822>I am low T I reckon.i worried about this and got my bloods taken, my GP assured me i was in the normal range for testosterone but never actually gave me the fucking number/results, even after i asked twice.she's probably right it's just depression, and probably ageing. for me was more of a sudden drop in libido. just a mild bit of turning-30 panic really."are you trying to conceive? is it affecting your relationship?"so if i'd said "yes", would it be taken more seriously? are medical problems not just medical problems, whatever your circumstances...?
Off gym now, be back in a couple hours. Also I worry about my T, gaining muscle seems harder than others and I have love handles/tits
i have decided to stop drinking alcohol for good, i had a good run but now its time to move on
>>83479848Why not? Are you estranged?>>83479849I think they know nothing. Have heard many cases of people being told X or Y thing are in normal levels but in reality they are deficient. I trust smart people on twitter with my health more than doctorshires these days desu.
>>83479851>>83479853you people chose the worst day for these things.
>>83479853Think the whole country is feeling like that tbqh lad. British drinking culture is in freefall (thank god).
>>83479861Why? For me it's just another day. I have no family.
>>83479859>I trust smart people on twitter with my health more than doctorshires these days desu.we're in a weird age because of our sheer access to information. true, false, misleading, whatever. in the past if you went to your GP or rang up a plumber, you'd just be going off what they say as the expert (at least, compared to you).it's both reassuring and scary how clueless GPs can be. on the one hand, they're human, on the other, it's our health.bring on the AI doctors, i say.
>>83479864im doing my part to keep it alive with a liquid breakfast
chika and his bf should adopt a sprog
>>83479859>Are you estranged?Not really, just don't have that sort of relationship with my family, don't do get togethers and meals and stuff like that. I don't really like that stuff anyway
>>83479877Absolutely not.>>83479880Do they not even ask?And I thought my family were awkward. But when it's all you know, it feels normal innit.
>doctors could be robots by the year 2000>as soon as 2010>before 2020stop promising me this, tabloids. heard it all me life.
>>83479887>Absolutely not.Why not
A sprog may be for you but it not for me x
I want as many sprogs as I can possibly get
>>83479902probably for the best you would only nonce it
old lonely gay geordie with fecal incontinence
>>83479901I intend on being childfree. Maybe even DINK.
Oldest bird ever was called Cookie, a Major Mitchell's Cockatoo. He lived to 82. Corrr. Good factington that. Scraping the barrel with world records though the old Guinness world records these days.
>>83479796stapler? cor thats good eatin'
>>83479926you could say it's a STAPLE food
>>83479920>I intend on being childfreeGrim
Wonder what christmas pressies SSM got this year
wee nap on the cards, knackered af after yesterday big *retracted*
>>83479945A nice gravestone
Redacted means bare knuckle fight with a chicken.
woke Wordle won't even recognise my Christmas wordsf*** you Tracy Bennett (today's editor) you did this on purpose
>>83479945Sex with Helen.
I hope it's le PS5 XDI mean I'm doing it right now but desu it's scary how quickly jokes/memes catch on and everybody acts like they're the ones who came up with it spontaneously
>>83479960Try chips.
>childfreehow did the absence of going out of your way to do something become a 'lifestyle choice' or a 'movement'?i get something like veganism, you're going against the status quo. and it's effort. but NOT having kids? isn't that like 'going gym-free'?
>>83479940Why is it grim? My choice innit.
>>83479981oh god that picture is horrific spolier that shit
>>83479960Now do the german wordle next
>>83479982Yes and it's a grim choice
>>83479981chika is also gym-free as it goes
>>83479984Yeah I agree. Very freaky. Don't like it. Don't like that someone would make that.
Morning lidsHope you all have a happy christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJresi7z_YM
>>83479978i got it lad. not rite for Christmas Day. they had MYRRH a few days ago. which threw me for a proper loop because i ended up with ___RH and what the fuck are they doing Irish words all of a sudden?scared to turn on the telly in case instead of Songs of Praise, it's Top of the Pops.
>>83479993Don't forget hair-free too le twoll laddie.
Staying booze free in 2026 me
>>83479997im as drunk as an irishman love it
Garn snowballin' and cottagin' later me.
>>83480015Yeah I already did the snowballing joke. Got in there nice and early I did. Get new material dude.
>>83479999You got christmas quads, nice.It could be worse, it could be songs of praise but done in top of the pops style. Now a non mover, it's OH COME ALL YE FAITHFUL*does a slow turn and points to the stage*
>>83480015Wish we had snow here :(
>>83480015>cottaginnasty dirty boy
>>83480026Not for me. I love it.
>>83480032keep your sex life to the bedroom what if a young boy walks in while you're doing your dirty deed, wrong and disgusting
Adolf Hitler often used Christmas as a propaganda opportunity. During the Nazi era, the regime tried to reshape Christmas into a more nationalistic, non-Christian holiday, replacing Christian symbols with Germanic 'Yule' imagery and using Christmas broadcasts and messages to boost morale among soldiers and civilians during World War II.
>>83480020cor you've just reminded me of this banger:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OklHbAW4ovo
>zomg he did le sex thingEven if this was true, why do you think this is some sort of humiliation to meWhen have I ever pretended like I am a normal, straight chad or anything like thatIt like in breaking bad when Waltuh is like>Who do you think you are talking to right now?
>>83480052no one cares about you having a sex life just dont do it in publicpeople like you give gays a bad name
>>83480048yeah but we had George Formby.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSSBQWbF7R8
Le sex thing in ze toiletbergs
>>8347955224 years here, last shag was 2001You have a long road ahead of you son if you keep on as you are.
you can't beat the classicshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e61uC-5s9VU
>>83480061Yeah and I don't do that. Do you seriously think the endless posts about cottaging etc are actually from me? Cuz I'll let you in on a trade secret my lid. They aren't.
>>83480065you are a disgusting man
Already started on them bacardi breezers me. It Christmas x
>>83480070You do realise he is also the lowercase poster. God you are stupid.
>>83480076pissmas is for piss ups
>>83480078that fact you've given me a name is adorable
>>83480078I made that post for the benefit of anybody else reading. I'm well aware these sad lot constantly reply to their boring "drama" posts to make it look like anybody cares. (You).
WAR IS OVEEEEEEEEEEERIF YOUUUUUU WANNNNNNT ITTTTTTTT
Who cares if Cheeka goes cottaging. Free world x
might play Chrono Trigger.
>>83480076wissmass wissup oh aye x
>>83480093pervert enabler
IT CHRISTTMAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS
>>83480094many consider it the best game ever
>>83480093I'm not even entirely sure I know the exact definition desu. It just sounds ridiculous and antiquated. Fulham fans are called the cottagers too. Awks.
Why doesn't Chika just get a trip? Would put an end to this nonsense.
>>83480076Still at your parents?
>>83480108Maybe I should. I just don't care enough to bother. I'm averse to change.
>>83480101*pulls out cricket bat* get back to the qmee farm you little shit
I wonder which one of her pubs she is having christmas dinner at.
>>83480108I wish he would so I could finally filter the dull cunt.
i quite like Chika, even when he's a bit stroppy.go back to threads years ago and they were full of actual characters, Chika included. nowadays everyone just gets angry.
So Cheeka has sex with other men in public toilets. And?
i WISH post-400 anxiety lad was here.you may disagree with reasonable adjustments for his disability, but then we'd have a thread with the correct OP image by now.
Christmas Day online dollies and pure pwnage epic rile up I troll u, is it, champ.
>>83480136and in car parks, and under bridges, and behind bushes in the local park.
>Mam got me a wokkle of Sambuca and a crate of wudOh aye might go full scale later. It Christmas xSmashing these breezers first though
hopefully xbox live is working. in the 360 days it always seemed to go down this time of year.
>>83480097How it should be x>>83480112I don't go back homes until tomorrow.
>>83480131Yeah I don't understand why. Somewhere along the line this thread got taken over by a few very horrible, hateful, angry, spiteful obsessives. Like just chill dudes. Honestly. There really is no need to be so upset.>>83480136I would not admit to that so openly. Just in bedberg for me my lid. What I may or may not have done while very drunk shall stay in my memoryshire. We keeping it private.
New day deserves a new thread x>>83480151>>83480151
>>83480143simple thing please simple minds while greater fools look on
Makavekli getting on that Christmas grind. Oh aye xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pApxnB1zZg
>simple mindswas sitting there the other day, and came up with this:>don't poo>forget about wee(you can have that.)
>>83480052You react every single time
