Christmas Day edition
do you think we will get an uploaf today?
Wonder what Ruthmong is doing today? Stuck in his boxroom no doubt
It's Christmas in the trenches for brit boys
Gay sex in ze toiletbergs x
Imagine spending Christmas with nice people.
Merry Christmas de ladsHope you're alright Shippy if you happen to be lurking today
An IT Crowd image?you're ruffling my feathers on purpose. nothing wrong with using the Christmas Feel Street, like you were supposed to.
Escort routine soon king?
Imagine getting full scale pissed while at your parents. Grim.
>>83480158SSM has retired from YouTube. He have a good run of 10 years YouTubing
>>83480178you're doing a routine right now king
>>83480162Every one of them boys would sex her and not be traumatised.
>>83480179I will be getting drunk later on at least parents. It lush.
His 16 hours on 4chan christmas day has begun
>>83480197>I will be getting drunk later on at least parents.
>>83480198for me, 16 hours is lowballing it. i've already been here since midnight last night, or so.
>>83480197Looks like you have already started lol
>>83480198I have only been here 4 hours
Chika you said you were giving up the drinking, classic HHL style :(
Christmas din dins being prepped now.
>>83480219>Christmas din dins being prepped now.By you?
>>83480216Yes in 2026. This will be ze last time I am drinking.
this is why i don't lie to people.i know i'm an addict. i know at least another kilogram of ketamine is passing through my body.
>>83480221by the staff, presumably.
Hope Wops is having a nice Christmas. Probably playing Xbox 360 games with her autistic brother.
>>83480161Getting up and playing vidya. Just another day to me. Every day is the same.
>>83480231It's about Harrison moved out so Wops can have his room for all her games collection.
Merry Christmas to you all, even you weird ones.
Chika got the honour of being mongboy'd on Christmas Day.
>>83480231>Xbox 360cor it'll be 'retro' in six days (/vr/ rules.)
>>83480231Probably lad. More Simpsons vhs and other tat I expect she's got.
Christmas Day is for stuffing your face and getting gradually wissed while watching Christmas films and I won't have it any other day. Just waitng for more family to arrive now. They better not take the piss and arrive late af. I'm already wungy af x
today is not a day to be mean to Chika.
Heard DVDlad got a massive big green dildo for Christmas oh aye!
>>83480249What's SSM doing larping as a woman with Emily
Imagine spending christmas day terminally online or on video games.
>>83480258Bag later de lid? It Christmas x
>>83480249You know what. That looks a little bit like SSM that!
Not celebrating Christmas this year.A real solemn and quiet one without any joy now that Seaside is gone.
>>83480268Sorry turkmong us whites celebrate Christmas, I know you don't because your Muslim. Stick to your ASMR dolly posting while us lot have a good day. Cheers.
hope ssm at least got my card
>>83480277>your Muslim
>>83480263ssm is probably seeing his scottish daughter.
>>83480277you dolly post too lad just different dollies. i cant wrap my head around men getting emotionally invested in youtbers lives even if they think their posts are banter. you invest in these people and it is cringe
>sister already kicking off and ruining xmas for the familyluv family drama me
>>83480277Nah I'm not Turkish or Muslim. I just don't see the point of Christmas in my situation.
You know what. No seethie posts today it's Christmas after all. Let turkmong post his ASMR Dollie's if it makes him happy..
>>83480307tis the season init?
>>83480307Is that your 25 stone 5ft 3 chumba wumba sister having a Christmas melty?
Did you know that just because it's a public holiday, you're no longer supposed to care about things? You're supposed to be naively optimistic and happy and anything even slightly negative is banned and not allowed. You're also not allowed to do any of your hobbies, because the christmas films on the telly from the 80s said you're not
It's Christmas day, I will NOT obey the longhouse!
>>83480244Oh dear, ps3 vs 360 thread spamming imminent.
Just 3 or 4 more Christmases left after this for DJE's SHPO.
>>83480307fuck sake lidSo far things seem calm and peaceful with my famberg which is rare , usually someone having a go for some stupid reasonThe day is still young
>>83480279Hopefully he forwards his daughters po box gifts from simps.
>>83480162Ahh, no junior. There are plenty of brown able bodied men and women in the background who can do the job. It's high time for them to give back and be willing to die for the great country that has given them so much. Until next time, Hail Britannia!
>>83480327*refills the piss jars*
DE LID DE LAD DE LOD UR SO WHACKY MEGA ZANY CREASSSSSSE
the magnifying glass i use to read the oven thermometer audibly started cracking when i got it in there.not having that. i'll have to estimate.
>>83480371>DE LID DE LAD DE LOD UR SO WHACKY MEGA ZANY CREASSSSSSEwomfy
SMIRKING WHEN MUMMY ASKS IF I WANT STUFFING DE LID DE LAD DE LOD I'M OFF ME HEAD AREN'T I WELL I AM AREN'T I KEK
>DE LID LAD LOD spamming on Christmas not today lads.
SNOW IS FALLING ALL AROUND MECHILDREN PLAYING, HAVING FUNIT'S THE SEASON, LOVE AND UNDERSTANDINGMERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
HHL watching THAT VIDEO on Christmas Day, it's a tradition in the Allen household.
DEGENERATE SEX ACTS DE LID LAD LODS AM FUCKING MENTAL ONLINE, ME
>>83480162>>83480356This is an amazing picture. It's got everything:Broccoli zoomers being interviewed by who i assume is that slag famous for having a quad-digit bodycountA bus with fag shit all on the side of itA gypo begging2 letter boxesA negro mincing aboutAnd an army poster asking you to die for it allYookay all the way
bit chilly
Got Wallace and gromit on the telly lads. Seen it last year though.
aight, that's the yorkies in.is it because i'm having dinner any time soon? no.is it because i'm wired on pregabalin and i wanted something to do with my hands? who's to say.
>>83480415Mate it takes 5 mins to cook a Yorkshire if it's a pre cooked one. Keep you eye on it.
>>83480151anyone else sortve dissappointed with this december having no snow whatsoever? this christmas feels especially less atmospheric for some reason :/
>>83480410It's also AI you mong x
>>83480428fuck snow
>>83480373Whats in the oven lad, gammon joint for me 750g of aldi's finest meat, 85 mins at 190.
>>83480432aww cute, you're a boomer brained mong who can't tell AI from non-AI
>>83480428Been too many sunny days this december. Winter sun is grim
the fuck is this shite?i know my mistakes:- mixture not mixed- oven too hotmight have another go tbqh.
>>83480455look fine to me but maybe my standards are too low
>>83480455They look lush lad, not sure what you're complaining about
>>83480455Looks great lad, proper Yorkshire pudding that, we are having aunt Bessie's because we are lazy cunts
>>83480449>i'm wrong and have been found out, i'll now lie to protect my fragile ego.Look at the mangled faces and store lettering and feel shame.
Just want to sniff a fanny once in my life
Maka update from his boxroomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pApxnB1zZg
>>83480493The mould on his walls should be documented by a geologist, there's probably several new species of mould growing there. Absolutely grim that.
>>83480455I'll have 'em mate.Mum is a bit tipsy and the roast is still roastin. Methinks she's been on the wine for a few hours already.Corr it smells lush.
>>83480508i think you mean biologist
>>83480472That's because it's low res shitty camera. That boots logo would be absolutely fucked in AI. Also, the shadows arent completely fucked like normal either and most importantly, the hands aren't a monstrosityI'm off out but nice try though buddy. Another year spent seething on britfeel all day in your boxroom being owned by anons. What a life x
>>83480515i think you mean mycologist
Merry Christmas from uncle brit/pol/
>>83480534a mycologist is a kind of biologist
Lads, please stay safe on Christmas. The Met Office has issued an official Cold Weather Warning, because it is a normal day in Winter in England and that means it's cold outside so please for the love of god stay safe, it's a bit chilly don't you know?You lads should really be paying close attention to the news.
>>83480493Looks like his walls are made from blue Stilton cheese.
It puts the roast taters and yorkies in the bag or I come back with my lids.Don't skimp on the gravy. I know high ups in SPACCA.
>>83480493I would get great pleasure redecorating his bedroom. I wouldn't even charge him.
>>83480572fuck off frogger
Christmas Day, time to masturbate for hours to black lasses with enormous arses like every other day of my life.
>>83480573Judging by his room he'd get great pleasure from being surrounded by black men after he got out of the shower.
When a man digs a grave , he has to fill it. Otherwise, it's just a hole.
>>83480582Shouldn't you be spending it with your wife and daughter, Zimmy?
>>83480582Had a wank yesterday. Will not be wanking again now until after Christmas
Taking a break from reading my Martin Amis novel to open some Cremant. It womfy.
U REPLIED TO ME DE LID DE LAD DE LOD I BAITE U I TROLL YOU, YOU REPLIED SCREAMMMMMMMMMM
Opened all me prezzies now watching Gremlins. Christmas din dins should be ready soon. Oh aye x
>>83480655>Opened all me prezzieswhat did you get
>>83480662Lots of nappies
who NOCARDS here
Fucking hell Edinburgh is a dump.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2FQkkvD1rI
>>83480678She'd snap Sean like a twig.
>>83480678Paige is a big lass.
>>83480678>Lots of nappiesLOOOOOL DE LID DE LAD DE LOD AM SCREAMING XD
>>83480678>Long neck LOOOOOOOOOL DE LID LAD LOD LOOOOOOK KEK HOWLING CREASING OH MY DAYS LOOOOL
>>83480693>>83480703It's just banter Sean :)
>>83480691>Fatty gf thats his auntie and everyone knows it is LOOOOOOOOOL DE LID LAD LOD LOOOOOOK KEK HOWLING CREASING OH MY DAYS LOOOOL
Merry crimbo you bunch of poofters. Next year will be ours lads.
Corr he went go de lid lad lods x
>>83480723>Corr he went go de lid lad lodspardon?
>>83480723fucking Earl of Wessex ITT
>>83480720I've had an invitation to stay with an ex missus, I've not had any fanny for 10 years now.She must be right desperate.If we don't shag on the first night i'm leaving, I'm not listening to 10years of complaints about other men for no rumpy pumpy.
>>83480744thats a council house with no room, they've had to put a tv, in the fucking "Dining" room.
>>83480750>they've had to put a tv, in the fucking "Dining" room.i don't see the problem tbqh. unless you mean there's a separate dining room and living room, and the living room has no space for a telly.
>>83480755yes rich people having dining rooms exclusively for eating in, their function is centered around that and not watching corrie as they nosh.But, in consideration it would be ok it it was on wheels so they could toast the King during his speech while they eat. But thats not the case here.
>>83480691FOR YOU! HEHEHEHEHE
This ChristmasWe are all Charlie Kirk.
>>83480769i don't know where we're at now, tbqh. growing up in a working-class area a 'standard' terraced house was bedrooms, kitchen, living room, dining room.now a house like that could easily be split into two flats, cor.
>>83480750Hello seethielad. This is our living room and we've wheeled a table in to have some Cremant whilst opening presents. Hope you're having a lovely Christmas x
>Dinner table is better than yours. >State of those roast potatos. Grim. >Couldn't you aford a ???? lmao poorfag.>My mummy loved her present more then your mummy loved hers.
>>83480816I'm not seething. I'm pointing out the discord between a dining room and a dining room with a television.
Wonder what Blad got for Christmas
>Opened all me prezzies now watching Gremlins.
>>83480852Blowie by his brother's granny girlfriend. Sloppy toothless seconds. Oh aye. x
>>83480851It's not a dining room, seethielad.
>>State of those roast potatos.>potatos
if you wheel a TV into your dining room, does it become a living room?
>>83480881You knew it would be a good day when this bastard was wheeled in.
>>83480896never 4get 911
>>83480896proper cor when the video has this introhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V1Ld3Ej8I0
>>8348086130 year old man btw
>>83480914How should he celebrate christmas then since you're gatekeeping it?
>>83480896for us, it was this kino.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvEyxEGHZmYlad looks a bit like HHL.
>>83480723We are having Cremant too this year. 20 quid bottle of Cremant just as good as a 60 quid bottle of Champagne. Saving a fortune.
>>83480898For me it was the Pope John Paul II funeral.>>83480939CORRRRRR!
HHL having a womfy Christmas while seethers spend Christmas all alone in their smelly boxrooms.
>>83480967Spending it getting drunk with me family de liddington then play some VNs later tonight de lid de lidddddd!
>>83480967I'm with my wife and he is in a care home on his own. But okay.
Corrrrrr! Got some Criterions from mumberg. Samurai Trilogy and The Sword of Doom! It lush and I mean LUSH!
>>83480939>lad looks a bit like HHL.DE LID DE LAD DE LOD AM SCREAMING OUT ME ARSE LOOOOOOOOOOOL
>I'm having a better Christmas than you are little lad, I'm happier than you.
Might try breaking the Guinness World Record for most cocks sucked in a public toilet in 24 hours.
Might break the record for being a fat autistic paddy that spends 16 hours a day on 4chan 365 days a year.
>>83480158Probably not, his condition may be acting up of late.https://image2url.com/r2/bucket1/images/1766673175229-d08d46e8-e628-4c57-9cc8-be0c7dc691ed.png
>>83481069DVDlad holds that record.
next thread on bant and leave the anonymous mental case here do do his routines and rile ups kek scream howl crease
might break.
>tekken 2>action man>stretch armstrong>bionicleyeah I'm thinking this christmas is peak
>>83481086Stretch cockstrong. CORRRRRR!
5 weird fish tshirtsA ticket to some retro gaming placeSome money2 selection boxesNot too shabby.2 puzzles
>>83481096corrr what are the puzzles lad? any chance of a pic?
Is the lad that got the rock tumbler here?
>>83480432Unreal how accurate it is desu lad
>>83480131We don't have that any more lad, britfeel has been hijacked and now it's a lolcow and troll thread
We finished up with presents about and hour ago, everyone chilling before food is ready. I thanked everyone, including my wife, of course. She hasn't said thank you for the gifts I gave her. Starting to feel a bit underappreciated lads.
Fuck lads. I am getting fat. Test is lowering due to visceral fat (high). Need to lose fat without losing muscle.
>>83481182i still think of you guys as family.
Two books and a wallet, quite good. Can't be fussed much with Christmas as an adult now desu.
>>83481204and you are the weird nonce uncle
zimmy being the only white lad at a BAME house for xmas
>>83481211i'm not a nonce i fancy adults and all my relationships have been with people the same age as me +/- 1 year.
Got loads of clothes desu. Bottle of baileys. I don't ask for anything from anyone so I'm grateful for everything I guess.Anyway watching the king's speech is such a larp. Christian messaging to a country that is now basically atheist. Boomers love it though, for some reason.
Christmas dinner was lush and I mean LUSH. Necking them snowballs now and watching Gremlins 2. Oh aye x
i am an atheist ask me anything.
Me? Having a late Christmas dinner
>>83481236No pic of your dinner for the lads? Enjoyed your pic last year.
When did Christmas become a time for family members to get on their soap box and spew out stupid, uninformed nonsense about any topic you can think of? I don't wanna hear it. Unwomfy.
>>83481231Bulldog nationalism is so fucking gay, I hate twee shit like that. Rar rat, cuppa tea and biccies, London bridge, but rainy innit, spitfires in the blitz, everyone Pulling Together, new Olivia Coleman period piece about a murder mystery in Swinbaybridgeham with a Indian woman as a chief constable in 1947 but nobody bats an eye.Fuuuuuuuuuck off.
Me and my bf are atheists.
>>83481249quite the spooky .gif, that.
>>83481259There is literally not a single religious person in my life. It's just not a thing that factors into anything.
>>83481259Wrong I am a proud (gay) Christian.
>>83481255probably before you were actually born.just makes sense, in a way. the Yanks say it about Thanksgiving. some day you'll have the dire realisation that is who you will BECOME. something or other will trigger it in you. what if all youngsters grow up with AI, and instead of films they just watch AI slop with broken English? you're some 'unc' for longing for the good old days? a good whinge at family gatherings will be your only catharsis.
>>83481273How do you square that circle? Like genuinely it seems so absurd to me that religious people tie themselves in knots trying to figure out the right stance on gays. It's all nonsense anyway, but I find it funny how both sides can be wrong at once.
i know >>83481259 is the fake because >>83481255 was posted 14 seconds earlier, but does that make >>83481273 the real deal?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg1z3kg6dvosaw this news article a couple of days ago. so, protestants can just be gay now?
I'M TROLLING ON CHRISMAS DAY DE LIDS DE LADS DE LODS i'M PURE KEK TOTALLY OFF MY HEAD ON THIS ANONYMOUS SITE SCFEAM CREASE XDDDDD. i'M HURTING LASHING BECAUSE MY LIFE IS GREAT
>>83481281No. I have actually regressed from that sort of thing. I used be a more outspoken chud but time and disappointment have ground me down so now I just don't say anything.>>83481285I wouldn't call myself a Christian but I sort don't dispute Christianity either. Idk really.
Being gay is not a sin btw. My local church openly welcome LGBTQ+ people.sed my peice
>>83481285Average Protestant denomination is insanely woke lad. The higher ups even moreso.
>>83481288>I'M TROLLING ON CHRISMAS DAY DE LIDS DE LADS DE LODS i'M PURE KEK TOTALLY OFF MY HEAD ON THIS ANONYMOUS SITE SCFEAM CREASE XDDDDD. i'M HURTING LASHING BECAUSE MY LIFE IS GREATmelty
>>83481302utter horseshit lad.
>>83481288It's just sad and embarrassing at this point. He's so hateful it's hideous.
>>83481305Oh aye this is true. Literally cannot recall the last time a sermon didn't invoke racism, climate change, women's rights, LGBT stuff, even weirdly partisan stuff on Ukraine, Gaza and Brexit.
>Indians get faster internet>'lite' versions of apps (aimed at the Indian market) are discontinued
https://www.christiansontheleft.org.uk/Speaking Truth to Power(TM)
>>83481305>>83481333Was once in a service where the vicar (or priest or preacher or whatever the fuck they're called) said the line "God didn't make borders when he made the world."Okay mate, cool.
Gay Christian me. It lush.
since were religioning, ive been watching alot of stuff on youtube, mostly shorts about mormons....what is "soaking"?? from the way they talk about it its some kind of sex but not proper sex because they arent allowed to have it until theyre married but wtf is it
Hope my comrade Blad got nice presents. Us physical media Chads have to stick together.
Replacing SSM spam and drama with VNs until Mark returns I'm a zany loonatic aren't I lads maddest nutter on 4chan aren't I
>>83480861lmao this is the "man" angrily posting on here?
>>83481355You know that's not possible. I'm sorry about your confusion, it must be tough.Here's to hoping you can refrain from the cottaging in 2026. Cheers.
>>83481348He didn't make cheesecake either but I still want it to exist
>>83480852Got a few N64 games, clothes, chocolates and socks of course. Can't be Christmas without getting a pair of socks.
>>83481499>N64 gamesBut it's not 1990
>>83481509It is for me. Merry Christmas.
Been laughing all day at the DE LID LAD LOD spamming on Christmas Day. Not sure why I find it funny.
>>83481523I'M PURE OFF ME HEAD DE LID DE LAD DE LOD JUST LOOK AT HOW FUNNY I AM ON THE ANONYMOUS INTERNET ON CHRISTMASDAY SCREAM CREASE HOWL. FAT SHIPPY XD. SPROGLESS BN. LONG NECK HELPER XD. NONCE LOLLERS. FAT BLANDON XDDDD
Cor it's still light at 4pm. The sun he returns.
>Mummm they are posting my special avatar imagesState of this man's life.
On me 5th snowball xWatching Scrooged nows x
>>83481571U BODIED THAT FREAK AND SENT THEM FLYING DE LID DE LAD DE LOD YOU RUINED HIS CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING MENTAL BASTARD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Once had a wank on Christmas Day and felt really ashamed haven't done it since.
>>83481523>>83481622you still in some manic episode, Blad?
so much pwnage ITT
>>83481644OMD DE LID DE LAD DE LOD THATS PROPER ME 16 HOURS EVERY SINGLE DAY ON 4CHAN TOP TROLL MASTER BAITER AND MASTER OF DISGUISE ON THE SPECIAL ANONYMOUS INTERNETS WEBSITE TUBES XDDDDDD
DJE Christmas special just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9YEIdxYcvE
i'm 'old internet'believe me: you do NOT want to get 0wned by me. consider this a warnig....
>>83481665>droppedLike your family was so you can hunch over your keyboard lolling at teh lolcows and loooooool teh poLICEe are riled up. Chika bald and fat. BN got no sprogs XDDDDDDD
Broadbridge is having a proper melty
chill 1 today de lods>quiet walk>collagen cacao drink>4 hours of guitar>bit of pen sketching, working on perspective and shapes>finished squats>will shave and shower then make 6 sausages, a mountain of mash drenched in thick onion gravy with mushy peas and yorkshire puddingso it will be lush
congratulations you are now in the 'pwn zone' *points LOIC directly at your IP address*you either start being nice to my /britfeel/ frens, or i nuke the f*** out of your computer
>>83481665>Hassling homeless people in Christmas eve for content What a specimen this man is.
>>83481086very 90s coded this lad
>>83481665is he the sex pest or is that a different one
Christmas day rape
>>83481801aye it him
>>83481816probably happens loads. the only policemen on duty are non-Christians, they probably support rape, if anything.
merry christmas x
>>83481926finally, some original content.
Back from granbergsDinner was 4x LUSH , mumberg tried her fucking best to ruin the day but everyone was in a better mood than usual so her general fuckery didn't really wind anyone up Grandadberg INSITIED we watch 2 hours of the last F1 race until the kings speech, and then for some reason, fucking frozen 2 (no one in the house under 30) That got people to band together to put on anything else, tv was fucking DOG SHIT today so it was a struggle, settled on pirates of the Caribbean, still shit but at least watchable As Christmases go, this was actually one of the better ones, famberg havent been shouting at all (yet),didn't get that overwhelming sense of embarrassment or frustration because they act like spastics, once everyone is back home and settled they seem to womf it out Thank christ no one drinks or this place would be fucked
got the apu that wnyx wafrica gift set, he going to smell like addis abbas, it lush x
I've done alright this year lads. Sister was proper excited about her smash room present, and got her fella a lowry print, going to the match, it was one his dad had that he'd mentioned some time ago.Quite chuffed desu. Been a long time (might even be the first time) since I did something right.
>>83482027>tv was fucking DOG SHIT todayIt really was/is. I ended up just watching Poirot kino. Mum is now getting ready for Strictly while I gave up trying to avoid breathing dads farts and left. Oh my God why does he fart so fucking much? And he doesn't even try to stop it, just constant non-stop farting all day in the living room. Disgusting old man.
>>83482032Not wynx wfrica?
>>83482068>Poirot kinothe David Suchet series?
>>83481632No not at the moment it has passed it only lasts for a few days, thankfully it has gone for now. Had it a little bit yesterday but I'm keeping that private.
>>83482137No, the Peter Ustantovov film that was on Beeb2, "And then there was murder on the Sun Express" or something.
>>83482154Did u get any good pressies me lidder? Corrrr! My first year cooking the dinner it turned out lush luckily.
Oh aye the snowman is on. Can't be Christmas without watching the snowman. Even mummington has her Christmas candle lit. Merry Christmas everyone.
>>83482169Wholesome and womfy, this. Very nostalgic.
what drugs would snowmen do?
me? I reckon they inject icicles into their snow veins and then melt away horrible crisis.
>>83482169I used to have a little christmas rountine with music and I'd watch the snowman and father christmas.Going to do it next year. Had a big win on the bennies (LCWRA) so a massive pressure off, and can relax (only financially speaking) a bit.>>83482184Ice
>>83482169Those penguins are quite womfy but having lights in front of the telly are mental.
>4chan xt has ceased development
>>83482169Looks comfy in there. My mum likes her leafy wall papers.
>>83482169I see you go for white lights on your tree. For me, it's colour.
>>83482208What is 4chan xt?
>>83482220He posts at night, sometimes.
Christmas day arse fuck with Blad
>>83482194>>83482196Not my choice, I wanted them circling the bigger ones but mum said no. The photo is making the lights brighter it doesn't glare on the TV.
>>83482169Merry Christmas blad, lad.
nothing on 4chan that needs an 'extension'>b-but i can see all the captcha images at oncemate, by cycling through them and REMEMBERING, you are training your brain.
>>83482247Got to go with her choice though, tis her house. >>834822594chanX though.
>>83482220a script/extension that makes browsing 4chan tolerable>threading replies>auto convert incompatible images when attaching them>advanced filters>adds buttons to quickly source-check images>gallery view of all images in a threadton of other stuff in a little embedded settings panel as well, too many to list
Im gunna go live on britfeel radio in a second would you guys like to call in and talk about ur christmasthanks x
Time to get steaming as a rocketDanny boy mode
>>83482295The hand of a 40 year old man. Grim and I mean grim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZOVVQrsc2Q
>>83482295I'm thinking of going to bed soon. It would be good.
Emmerdales on now. Not allowed to speak when brother is watching, he gets upset when I ask questions about what's happening.
>>83482293pls be real
>>83482361Ask him questions and record it desu
>it is real>it's not the Moni one
It isreal. Hostlad is a good lad, your radio is fun too.
Is this some anon singing or is this actually a song people listen to nowadays?
I nominate ketlad to ring up and be on the radio.
It isn't Christmas without him.
>>83482425Reckon he's desperate to get back on YouTube. Hopefully he will be back in the new year
>>83482436I hope so, lad. I really do hope so.
might have to give Aqua Teen Hunger Force a go tbqh.liked that Drawn Together, loved Xavier: Renegade Angel. Adult Swim seems to walk a fine line between annoying proto-Reddit humour and actually good.
Got a christmas song request. Shout out to the /britfeel/ massif.Ummet Ozcan - Mongolian Jingle Bells
This stream would be a great opportunity for Ruthmong to prove he isn't Turkish.
>>83482423too shyhate my voice(you'll hate it too)wankered on pills
This lad on the radio sounds like Footlad
>>83482451Sames, but swap pills for rum.
Grown men pining for the fat old youtube man that makes them go teehee when he says or does a thing. It must be bliss being this simple minded.
>>83482457Host ain't that fat.
Newfag here give us a link I might make an appearance.
>>83482474You have already proved you're too stupid to be on the radio.
Hope HHL makes an appearance on britfeel radio
>>83482474prepare to be the talking point in every thread for years if you do
i have found the easter egg: if you look at these letters, they spell out 'britfeel'i will accept the reward in Monero. thank you.
Happy I emptied the piss bottle earlier
w-what the??https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxPqVoG7t3s
>>83482484Apologies I've only been posting here since October 2024
>>83482500Did you find a treat?
>You have already proved you're too stupid >proved
>>83482500>Happy I emptied the piss bottle earlierProof?
>>83482442for me it was captain hero
>>83482518That is the correct spelling though lad.
>>83482505You ignore him blad, he's just jelly you have balls to ring up. I say do it, if you're happy to. I'd do it, but I'm a pussy. No excuses, just the truth.
>>83482518Further proof you're a spastic Blad
>>83482535proved is what you do with bread, retort.
>>83482447Turkmong would feel right at home here at b towers.
>>83482326the REAL BRITFEEL radio GET IN HERE.
>>83482559Asif your mam bit you, that harsh.
Blad call the radio!
>>83482570Don't know how lol. I assume it's on the discord that I'm not in.
>>83482559>bite marksstory?
thought only teenagers self harmed
Song request:Tyskarna fran Lund - Achtung Christmas
>>83482579NTA but, look for_host on discord and add as a chum?
>>83482586SSM self harms when a DWP assessment comes up.
>>83482593Can't be fucked having to make a discord.
>>83482579You add the lad from yt on discord and we listen to you through yt all high tech and exciting
>>83482594I know, sorry, I was making a crappy joke to cheer you up. I got what you was saying, I was just being a tit for humour reasons, sorry.
>>83482597Not for attention though. That is to keep his tippy top bennies rolling in. He mentally unwell.
Knew Blad would struggle with discord.
>blad sounds like xD
I'm going to win the lottery tonight
Sean should call up
GET ON RADIO YOU FUCKING SLAGS
Blad add _host on the Discord and call in. i feel the loneliness in his soul.
why does it have to be a personality that does it why don't you?
Fuck me lads I am full to the brim of dinner. Want to start eating dessert food but there's no space left. That being said I am writing this while having a relatively satisfying shit so clearing out the old tubes. Chrissie pudding coming in strong no doubt.
SSM and 'ellen are probably shagging rn
>>83482637Do you have to be in the discord to join? No idea how it works.
>>83482643No one gives a shit about Anon
R and W are probably drinking with P rn
hostlad i have solved your ARG:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lL0Xe-dMqHs
>>83482645There is always room for dessert.
>>83482658Who is P?
>>83482650Fuck me add his fucking username youve been given 5 times and call in or don't you fucking dense imbecile
Hopefully it's a fit bird calling in, if it is BAGSY.
>>83482650'Add Friend' and do this, i think?
>>83482677R's Dad
Fucking hell Blad deserves all his spackerbux. Fucking mongoloid
Can't believe people are falling for this again. How many anons did he get to send bumhole pics last time? 3 then we sussed out what he was upto? Those poor lads, it's a shame, ran out of their homes. Not on. It's not worth it, radio fame isn't worth having yer shitter exposed to the nation.
Thinks he's calling into Ant and Dec or some shit
Got an insider tip, it's moni calling in, and things are getting heated. Stay tuned for a night you won't forget.
>>83482709Think he's trolling. No one can be that retarded.
>>83482650You are a proper thick cunt
>>83482709Sorry feels like I'm being pressured into joining. Going to pass. Not much of a social person anyway. Not much to talk about as well.
You are live on /britfeel/ radio !PLEASE do NOT say fuck or bugger
>>83482730He has a new life in Pakistan now. Learn the lore.
YankLass should call up and prove she's not a fat bloke
>>83482745The taliban has satellite phones anon, c'mon.
>>83482731Honestly I do not use discord at all. Besides I'm downstairs watching Tv with me mam
>>83480151shut it nerds
i am NOT a schizo. CLEARLY the lights spell something out.i would superimpose all the frames of the video together, but that sounds too hard.
>>83482762Based. Keep womfy lad. Ignore the twolls.
>>83482781Bollocks fuck it. Too complicated for me anyway.
GET ON CALL YOU FUCKING MONGREL CUNTS
Blad should call up and prove he is a fat bloke
>>83482794You call you fucking cunt
Chika should call and prove he's not a middle aged bald nonce
>>83482787You just got everyone excited for nothing you dolt
hope u all had a lush christmas xx
>>83482809cheers lollers x
>uwuuu might call in me :3 teehee:333>NAH NVM TOO SHY ME FUCK YOU NOT TALKING TO YOU Why fucking say it then. Woman behaviour
fuck you santa
If he doesn't get a guest I'll call. He's trying to do something for (himself and) us.
Blad hoping to win personality of the year 2026
Where can I listen to the radio?
Need SSM to call in
blad being thread meme 2026
Nope. Still don't know how to join. I added the host person and even he doesn't know how to join. Blind leading the blind here.
>>83482809It was good, I did good with the presents, so was quite chuffed. Also didn't have any kind of spazz out, so all was good. Hope you had a good one.
>>83482842https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZOVVQrsc2Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZOVVQrsc2Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZOVVQrsc2Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZOVVQrsc2Q
Ruth should call in. She had a Discord of her own once, she could teach some of you mongs some things.
>>83482848It's all voice controlled now, you just say what you want it to do.t. experienced discord user
Getting one of us spergs to talk was always going to be a thankless challenge in the first place. Doesn't help that its Christmas so all the normalfags will be doing something. Keep up the good work hostlad.
hostlad now you can see what i see.
cat keeps knocking this bauble down
host is a cutie
it's B! he sounds nice!
>>83482873Cock sucking lips fr
>>83482872wifelad you may not have noticed this but
listened to 15 seconds, too cringy hearing people talk about this daft thread
Corrr dogberg just almost got muminlaws catberg. Didn't quite manage and catberg got brotherinlawberg all scratched up. Bitta xmas entertainment for the masses. Time for a calming beer I reckon.
hostlad in pure interviewer mode
Confirmed, he sounds like a downie
>zoomer learns guest is an unc>'bro, bro, bro'
Ask him if he's really 26st
>>83482905We all downies in life.
Honestly no idea why I'm doing this. Spur of the moment thing.
>>83482919Bet you daren't say BOOBIES! as soon as you go on air next.
i'm enjoying this tbqh.i like B. can there be multiple guests? >>83482830, would you still be up for joining?
>>83482919For the lulz of course.
>>83482919Fair play mate. Cowards here do not have the balls to call.
YOU SKIPPED OVER MY THING >:(
>>83482932>would you still be up for joining?Yeah, fuck it. I am also from up norf, so might be a bit weird.
I was on britfeel radio once like 5 years ago. Still regret it to this day.
sign me up for a blad JOI x
is this britfeel radio thing footlad
Gonna turn this off I think. The cringe is off the charts.
You can literally hear the fat dripping off blads voice. It's mellifluous in a gross, obese, northern fashion: used chip fat flowing down the sink as opposed to honey.
I love my torch.
Blad you're a good'un.don't sell yourself short as a boring person.hostlad ask him about collecting retro games!
HOSTLAD IS LANCED JACK
>What would you be doing now if there was a power cut >"Use other boards"Lol
Why won't Helperlad make an appearance? Scared?
eva67 should call in
HHL is currently having his nappy changed by the cum ogre.
walking in the air oh my days
an apu apustaja should call in
>>83483036She can make him cum within 60 seconds
>>83483036HHL was the future of British nationalism once, I'm sure he could come on a stream with 7 viewers.
I was waiting for Blad to pick some obscure heavy metal song
>>83483036Wonder if he ever got Paige to sit on his face
>>83483047They don't call her the cum ogre for nothing. Good job she's keeping his wollox empty this Christmas time.
HOSTLADYOU SKIPPED OVER MY THING>>83482870 >>83482870 >>83482870 >>83482870
he doesnt know hes muted
Can we have the one with the qt trans on next?
Tempted to have a wank but I know I probably shouldn't wank on Jesus' birthday
rammstein engel, very christmasey.
>>83483090Had a cheeky wank to the thought of my oneitis, I thought it was appropriate to image her and our sprogs running around at Christmas.
>>83483115Shippy? It's a Shipmass miracle!
its b and then lad not blad get it right mate
You wouldn't have these problems with a dag.
>>83483117do you say 'bee-lad' and not 'blad'?
wanked this morning and I have a good mind to have another
Waiting in the queue and high af. Chop chop.
you know what B, at this point just post THAT picture.
>BREAKING NEWSTess Daly and Claudia Winkleman shared an emotional embrace as they presented from the Strictly Come Dancing dancefloor for a final time.
I thought eva6 was a larp. Don't tell me Blad fell for it
it were this girl eva6 like she leaked my name like and it were blendon which werent even me real name
Well.. that happened. Didn't think I would have the confidence to do it.
>>83483155Went well Blad mate. You should start your own YouTube vlogging channel classic SSM style.
Falling asleep listening to blad ASMR.
>>83483155Good on you lad, I was going to do it as well. Hopefully the one on NYE is a bit later, as I'm out till about 10.
>>83483155You have a cute voice x
>>83483155You did great mate. It christmas
>>83483175P the Dosser?
They thought it was all over...>>83483155Now you know, you don't lol. jk, it was well done.
Feel a cold coming on
>>83483194>P the Dosser?That do be me.
>>83483155you were good lad, liked hearing your answers.
>>83483155You went on, the rest of us nonces didn't.
Too many fucking youtubers and celebrities with vocal fry, to say nothing of the general population. It's nice to hear people speak properly.
B brother next time,, hopefully
>>83483154kekekd
Well I learnt B lad is a Mancunian
Now what? Might go back to thinking about bed, desu. I am drunk enough.
eva6 playing with her new bratz dolls rn
>>83483270>her new bratz dolls rnHIS new bratz dolls rn
>>83483270She has monster high dolls
Someone get me some cake please.
>>83483307Can't, I forgot to buy black forest gateau and my sister's fella forgot to get the vienetta. It's a puddingless christmas in this house.
>>83483307Here you go lad>>83483314Christmas fucking ruined.
>>83483346>Christmas fucking ruined.It's a good thing, I feel fat af after dinner.
Had mine about 2 so a nibble is looking likely
>go to sleep off me crimbo dinner>britfeel radio comes backEwwww. Wouldn't have minded hearing our Blad but fuck I hated the Britnonce Radio days.
Any other name drops on the radio?
Just realised I'm still wearing my Christmas cracker hat. Absolute madness.
I like Morecambe and Wise, but I prefer Two Ronnies.
okay so there are two Britfeel Radio shorts:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL0Xe-dMqHs>2026>Coming soon to a sky near you!moving point light, may spell out something, Hostlad seemed to suggest it's unlikely, or at least unintentional if they DO spell something (see all frames superimposed in >>83482870)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGonvDYcv9M>britfeel radio episode three a thrilling twist moving figure with some filter. i bumped the levels/contrast, nothing in the darkness. lyrics are from Sage Francis - Agony in her Body ("I'm not afraid of dying" / "Pieces of me die all the time")these are older videos, anyway. so maybe the real shit is this test stream from a month ago:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cmOUP4JvLk>Britfeel Radio >Senpai?thumbnail says 'yougotta go away, to come back', which is also the channel's banner.21 seconds of grey before it switches to a Pepe. i've checked there's nothing in the grey, but i was using a low-quality copy of the video (thanks Google for breaking yt-dlp!). there could be hidden content there.anyway i think it's more likely that 'yougotta go away, to come back.' is part of the secret.maybe the older videos are still important, maybe they aren't. but that 500 pounds has been in the vault FOR A WHILE.
What the fuck is that schizo babbling about. Hide post
it were this bloody troon called eva6
Blad's new around here so maybe he doesn't understand that Britfeel Radio was full of nonces so he is now a nonce for calling in. Shame.
>>83483448i am not a schizo i am figuring out a puzzle.
Wonder what Ruthlad did today
>>83483472I called in once but ain't no nonce
>>83483550Sorry mate you're a nonce by association. Smelly wee nonce you are.
>>83483472>>83483570please let us have a nice thing.
>>83483648Your paedophile circlejerk isn't a nice thing
Crossys not made an appearance today. Hope you're doing well lad and having a good day.
think i'll have THREE (3) coffee cubes.
>>83483707why is it frozen
Bring me Sunshine, in your smile,Bring me Laughter, all the while,In this world where we live, there should be more happiness,So much joy you can give, to each brand new bright tomorrow.Make me happy, through the years,Never bring me, any tears,Let your hearts be as warm as the sun from up above,Bring me fun, bring me sunshine, bring me looooooooooove.
>>83483725you blend it up with milk (and in this case, cocoa powder + mint extract) and it makes a delicious frappe. like so!
>>83483658Fuck off noncelad. Why don't you go lick Poley's arse?
Tonight could be the right night baby.
>>83483743might try that lid. cor.
>>83483743>you blend it up with milk cold millk?
>>83483781aye. just like making a milkshake. have done this with ice cream and yeah, it lush x
>>83483797more of summer drink
>>83483743Quite the development on fried coffee lad, good to see the evolution in real time.
Everyone has fucked off after the excitement of the nonce radio. It not fucking right. What was Blad talking about on air? Not listening to it. Nope.
>>83483890Nothing, even the very simplest of questions like "why do you come to /britfeel/" seemed to catch him completely off guard and he couldn't come up with a coherent answer
>>83483890blad is a groomer
>>83483890Everyones in a food coma by now lad.>>83483922I'd be the same to be quite frank, absolute stuttering mess when I talk to people me.
>>83483922Grim indeed is it not?>>83483931Nah he's just a nervous cutie.
only milkshake im interested in is wops shaking her mommy milkers
>>83483954Would love to suck on Wops' big fat cow tits whilst her Ned Flanders diddlys his diddly on the shelf.
>>83483922He does have autism and ADHD to be fair
thinking about chickas hot milk
>>83483922Sorry not really good at communicating, still don't know what possessed me to do it, just a bit of fun really.
>>83483954https://www.youtube.com/live/B4DG4zGmvvAChristmas day stream just ended
>>83484039I forgive you lad but don't get mixed up with the Britfeel Radio crowd. They are well established wronguns. At least Poley wasn't involved.
nonceFM
kin hell blad gone to the dark side
I would love to dress up Wops as a cow and fuck her while she is mooing.
>>83484053bmong is the biggest wrongun in the thread
blad deserved credit for overcoming the social anxiety
>>83483659Haven't seen him in ages. What happened?
Might have an early Christmas night, the booze and drugs work
A cheeky new thread for the lads>>83484160>>83484160