Louisbourg Lighthouse edition
Blad is innocent
love a lighthouse edish x
Post the chatlogs x
Turkey making me incredibly sleepy.
Hope we get a NYE uploaf from her.
Lidl cheese twists
>>83500091>betrayed SSM for having sex with a 24 year old>turned out he was grooming a 17 year old girl on discord and sending her porno pictures the entire time
Your tax money keeping these threads going <\3
>>83500091Here this proves my innocence or somebody's same fagging and taking the piss. Knowing full well nothing bad happened. Never ever am I going to accept another message of discord ever again. All because some trip fag went out of their way and messaged me twice. If you're out there reading this eva6 fuck off and die never message or interact with me again. The amount of trouble you've caused me on here is off the scale. For once in 15 years of being alone in the world and on the internet I've finally found a community to join and be somewhat accepted and that's over now.
feel sick classic HHL style
blad melty
>>83500133Didn't you add her in July? What were you talking about those six months? Other than the porno pictures you like to send her apparently
To the lad who asked in last thread, I'm vegan. Not sure who the fuck is buying steak at the corner shop for some quick NEET feed though
>>83500133Fair play mate. You came through with the chatlogs. Something Baldrew never could do.
not right what they did to our blad
>>83500133they're winding you up, Blad. you're a solid lad, you seemed like a nice bloke on that radio the other day (Hostlad, i WILL solve your puzzles).don't let the trolls win!
don't believe you didn't know she was underage mate, it was literally mentioned loads on the thread?why's he acting like it's a big shock?
One two three four i declare a zany war :o XD
schlorped down a load of chocolatemany thousads of calories of it so farmmm self harm
Nothing wrong with a 32 year old man talking to a 16 year old girl in my book. It's perfectly legal too. Lads here are just jealous lol
Foodington's cooling off and shall be entering me bellywelly soon, won't it X
Wacky levels off the charts. Its true what they said about this place on reddit.
>>83500147Get your baps out for the lads
>>83500206I see a faggy-waggy on this thready-weady laddies
>32 year old man telling a 16 year old girl to fuck off and die because it's her fault he got exposed trying to groom herkek
>on this thread
garn bed now, fluberg still doing me wollocks in, hope tomorrow is better
>>83500194how could he know lad? Plenty of adult women play roblox and only have teenage boy friends
got an empty twirl in my heroes box? it's just full of air? is this rare lads could i put it on ebay or something
>>83500266Hopefully a good night sleep will sort you out. If not, get on the lemsip tomorrow.
>>83500275as in, it's hollow? how thick is the chocolatey shell? have you bitten into it?
>>83500296no theres literally just the wrapper with no chocolate, its just full of air lmao
>>83500258did you even read the chatlogs? blad dipped soon as he found out her age
>>83500309Send it back to cadbury and demand a replacement.
>>83500275probably somewhere in the box hidden between other choccies
>>83500312those chatlogs are from a few days ago and we've known she's underage for months
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sheWe've also known it's a tranny for months.
>>83500314might put it on ebay think i can get a couple hundred quid for it? x
>>83500333blad said he blocked her months ago, maybe blad can clarify
>ITS FULL OF AIR!!! I OPENED IT BUT THERES JUST AIR INSIDE!!!!How much of a spacker are you to say it like this. It's an empty wrapper.
>>83500347Is it actually sealed?
>>83500309can we be absolutely certain it's not an empty wrapper and you ate the Twirl?
>>83500347We're in a cost of wiving crisis lad, nobody is going to pay a couple hundred quid for a small bag of air
>>83500340She identifies as a female, shitlord
>>83500340He's not even a tranny that was a larp too. It's a guy, male.
>>83500355Can't be empty if it's full of air.
>>83500355shut it mate, ive not opened the wrapper, its just air >>83500360>>83500361its sealed. thinking 50 quid starting bid>>83500363could be one of them collectors mate nevr know x
they had a common interest in retro video games. nothing seedy lads
>>83500364No he doesn't spacker correcting lads with your 6 month old lore
>>83500349His whole story is suspicious. Supposedly didn't know she's underage until this week but is on here every day and everyone else knew for months. Added her because he wants to "make friends" but he's sending her weird porno pictures?
more liketwAIRlamirite
>>83500381Trip on you fat lump.
>>83500381women don't care about retro video games, so its all a larp
DEAR CADBURYS I OPENED MY TWIRL AND THERE WAS NO TWIRL IT WAS JUST AIR INSIDE LIKE? LOL? I CANT EAT AIR CAN I? YOUVE SOLD ME A LITTLE PACKET OF AIR
Sean identifies as a mong
>WHERE'S THE TWIRL??
>>83500145She added me in July. Also the Star Wars porn image was a joke. I sent it on here not through discord, but you know that though. >>83500205No. Not condoning it at all. And it's not a flex as well.>>83500349She removed me in July and added me again on December 23rd for some reason.
what if the Twirl wrapper is invertedand the whole universe is actually one massive Twirland we're just moving through gaps in the chocolate
>>83500395oh mate cadburys have done you in good and proper
>>83500409You think that's appropriate? Sending "joke" porno images to 15 year olds?
>>83500409Why did you accept the friend request a second time? I'm tying to defend you here but you're not making it easy for me lol
Can't believe Blad is a nonce. Used to be one of my favourite personalities
>>83500419how else are they going to get them?
This is the gayest larp ive ever seen
cant believe itit just full of air x
>>83500419Don't give a fuck appropriate lmao who are you my gran lmaoo fuming I have an egf and you're a virgin pipe down
>>83500419I sent it to everyone on britfeel. Check the archives. By using that logic all porn posters here have been sending indecent images to an underage girl. >>83500429I never fucking knew she was underage. I just found out 5 days ago. What more do you want me to tell you? When she added me the second time I did not know.
>>83500438i'm willing to believe it tbqh. knew a lad who used to work in a crisp factory, sometimes the machine would seal up empty bags by mistake.
on-staya sundew
>>83500445How could you not know? It was a running gag she was underage
Blad the chad.
>>83500439Anything Cadbury is no longer worth it. Truly awful "chocolate". Thornton's still the best as far as supermarket stuff goes.
>>83500452I legitimately didn't know. She said she was 21 so I assumed she was that age.
Deep into Saturday night total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
Just seen the blad dossier. Feel sick.
Anyways moving on now and ignoring shit for brains trolls. Ive said my peace and come through with the chat logs, if you lot want to keep talking about it for years on end like you do with other former personalities you can do it's your time you are wasting not mine.
>She said she was 21
>>83500487Can't believe it man, kept me up all night
>>83500445>I sent it to everyone on britfeel.No you didn't. You sent it to her in a reply specifically. "Just for you if it will make you happy". You realize you can't just lie about this stuff when we can verify it in the archive?https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81587678/#81590436
>>83500520Who cares lmao x
>>83500520Oh well mate go have a cry about it then. You gay?
Man like blendon on de gyaldem ting x man like you is a batty man x
learner driver anon here. Drove on the wrong side of the road and had to end my lesson early. fucksake. Should I just fucking kill myselfington?>7 empty cubes on the captcha fokkinell lads its a second crimbo xfokkinell lads keep failing the kapcha. 5 times now. all the more reason to end me stupid chud life
>>83500520I can and I will make it up mate hahahaha jog on cunt
>You realize you can't just lie about this stuff when we can verify it in the archive?
>>83500567if you keep at it you'll pass
>realize FOY cunt
Foodington digesting, is it not XIndeed yes
>>83500591that's the preferred British English according to Oxford University.predates the US itself, so it does.
>>83500581My fucking instructor is some old hag who stinks of cigarettes. Really pisses me off, makes me want to puke. Dubs and I kill myself
>>83500616maybe getting away from the stench will encourage you to pass faster.
>>83500615Please catch the next fast train (not stopping at this platform) you filthy fucking americanised MINCER
>that's the preferred British English according to Oxford University.>predates the US itseIf, so it does
>>83500623I'd love to shag her desu
>>83500615Nice try Yanklad
>>83500627i don't have to listen to you, you're not my mom** Brummie btw
Swear to God this will never not be funny
>>83500639You don't get it there's a specific niche exception of one British institution doing the American spelling so he has to point that out for reddit karma every single time it comes up to derail the conversation with irrelevance and clever boy points
>>83500651shame you saved the thumbnail making it unreadable
where the fuck do i even starti got helpers that im keeping in the darkfrens across the street living large
>>83500639it's all true ignorantlad, here's a qrd:https://web.archive.org/web/20190511201933/https://blog.oxforddictionaries.com/2011/03/28/ize-or-ise/
>>83500646I'm going to fondle your bits in the spoon's toilets
God only knows how many times mate A and B have heard the amazing Oxford factoid
>>83500678will be sure to inform mate A, mate B, AND mate C.
how do I escape being a fucktard mong coward loser
>>83500664corr tune that. would quite like to learn the wee dance.
COLD OUTSIDE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR x
bit dead in here. saturday night normies out and about are they?
>>83500875Yep, I'm at the local discotheque.
>>83500714>zoomer learns about le oldfag camwhore>spams her incessantly for a week straightkekoroni
>>83500875britfeel isn't that high up on things I can do
What does a fanny reek like bros
>>83500969Your mum's reeks of my semen
>>83500969Your mum's reeks of my jizz
Tried to install the unofficial fallout 3 to get the game working patch but failed miserably. Things aren't going my way today.
https://youtu.be/6YjAk_l71Vk?si=yR1xp3cdOIw9o0iEall your excuses are lies.
CAHM ON MAN CIH-EEE SCORE SUM FAHKIN GOAWLS!!!
>>83500891sorry mate I'll spam pics of trannies instead. all sorted yeh?
>>83501053Worked fine for me with just the 4gb ram patch thing
>>83500969Can vary depending on the lass's cycle and diet and general hygiene. Mostly smells like coppery yoghurt, but quite mellow. Strong smells are indicative of bad hygiene.
Price of RAM is fucking ball crushing right now de lids
>>83500969like salty milk and coins to be quite honest with you mate
might have to bust out my pease/peas titbit.
>>83501163>titbitPhwoar
Insane how I can just be minding my own business and out of nowhere a teenage girl walks down the street in front of me in butt lifting leggings and instantly my day is ruined and I'm inconsolably fucking horny until I manage to get home and wank away my frustration.
>>83501136I was thinking about getting a Steam Machine for my bedroom TV but I doubt the price will be reasonable anymore
Just applied to adopt another cat. Been a year since my old cat had to be put down. I'd had her a couple of years, had adopted an elderly cat. This one is 5, and deaf, so indoor cat only. Fingers crossed I get an email soon.
for fuck's sake, Wordle
>>83501235alri blad
Shall be putting on a kino, me
>>83501348Was it batch?
Bet it was gatch.
>>83501348I think it's Batch
>>83501383Not him but, could be latch.
evening de lids
Ah, no, he'd said that. What a silly I am.
>>83501393Evening lad. Who are we battering today?
>>83501400no one today as there's 40 minutes ish left, which is unfortunate :(
>The Church of England has sparked outrage with a video where a female reverend boldly declares that Mary, not Jesus, is the central figure in the Nativity story, with many suggesting it is an attempt to rewrite scripture through woke ideology, diminishing the divine role of Christ Himself.https://modernity.news/2025/12/26/female-reverend-insists-mary-not-jesus-is-the-main-character-of-christmas/
Personality of the year?
nippy tonight. horrible biting cold. wonder if it'll snow.
>>83501428do they have to be a British citizen?
>>83501415looks like sophie turner
Good article, thishttps://counter-currents.com/2025/12/nothing-to-win-nothing-left-to-lose/
>>83501469nothing to do with your skin colour matey. you're either born into a rich family and life is easy or you're not. Look at Rishi Sunak. Literal jeet. And he's rich as fuck
>Suddenly (...) everything was driven by identity. There were endless diversity trainings, a racial "climate" assessment (...)>(...) When he questioned these new priorities, the response was swift. >"On a Zoom call, women would clap back at something I was saying and other women would snap their fingers in the [chat] window," he recalled. "It was this whole subcultural language being introduced wholesale.">(...) The young white men who once flooded internship and fellowship pools had simply stopped applying. [White] Gen-Z men had absorbed the message that journalism was not for them. >"The femaleness is striking," a well-known Gen-X reporter with impeccable liberal bona fides confided. "It's like, wow, where have the guys gone?"It's no cohencidence this viral essay was released now, just before WW3 kicks off and they're planning on drafting all the goyim cattle men*Taps sign*
not standing for this slander about my beloved ai cat videos
What does a fanny feel like bros
Been having a few drinks but calling time. Gotta know when to stop. Sleep aid and bed on the cards for me now.
>>83501755bumpy desu desu
>Leftist-trained cuckGPT goes and immediately disagrees with the compactmag essay when asked to offer some thoughts on itAbsolutely predictable that, lolGonna feed the cuckGPT leftist-coded response to conservapilled Grok next up and ask it to debunk cuckGPT's claimsQuite thrilling to watch these robots argue with each other, is it not
>>83501755Soft wet warm and a bit in and out
6,700 YEARS?!?!?!?! TAKE THESE CHAINS OFF AND SAY IT AGAIN!
>>83501755like salty milk and coins really, to be quite honest with you mate
Praying I don't wake up when I go to sleep tonight
>>83501903I hope you wake up lad you deserve to be with us here
Reckon I've overdone it on the crap food, just ate a bagel with probably too much cheese and I'm feeling a bit unpleasant in the tummy. Not a lot can be done at this point, just got to see it through.
>>83501163Pease pottage is a village I drive past sometimes. Turns out it just means porridge made out of peas in old time speak. Mad that.
>Tube o' toothpaste standing at a completely different spot inna bathroom just now Polterfella 'avin a little giggle there, isn't he x
My cock and balls inside a fanny x
>>83502133Do you have a pet? Maybe it was brushing its teeth?
>>83502133Clearly aliens that lad
>>83502111If your body wants it gone, it will kick it out.
Naked pussy vagina
>>83501415Catholicism is woke now?
Your nan sells avon
Your Dad sells baccy out the back door
Your Uncle lives in a tent
Your Grandad spunked his pension on the slots
Your Auntie got done for animal abuse
Your Brother-in-law is a registered pedophile
Your Mam shops at farmfoods
Your Sister does smack
You do crack
Your Sister-in-law is a plumber
Sipping wine and my pink lemonade flavour vape, feel like a right Amber rn.
It's no good, I'm going to have to win the lottery this "working for a living" thing is a fool's game
2026.We're still all Charlie Kirk x
wouldn't mind half a gram of Charlie Kirk myself
only OG Golden Oldfeelers up at this time.
>>83504572heh you could say that, laddie.OR you could say i finally slept after staying awake 2 (maybe 3) days and started to see ghosts. but now i don't know if i am to go back to sleep or not?help
>>83504601They've come for you lad. It's time.
waiting for the postie. Sunday post so you never know.
https://youtu.be/l_Uo0VJihCU
>>83504705why did the cartoon use some arrangement of this so often? wasn't even for anything bad/sad, Tails could just be talking about how Sonic went to buy chilli dogs.
Up nice and early, big day today 4 me
wait, getting confused. post can't come today, parcel hasn't been sent so it'll arrive Tuesday at the earliest.what the hell am i doing conscious?
>>83505099Get some jars in laddie
>>83505129You need to get flayed and disemboweled
>>83505146Post time and train station. I'll spin your jaw, pal.
>>83505146DVDsaar showing his true colours
>>83505129i'm one of them teetotalbergs aren't iwould have a pregabalin or diazepam but i'm expecting energy drinks in the post >>83505146overreaction.
>>83505189god have us wine, it would be foolish not to drink
>>83505201there is no god you dailt filth
>>83505231>there is no godProof?
I lowKirk miss are lad SSM
SSM is in a better place, Mexico where he can build up the money to get a solid legal defence.
Still ill af and wifeberg is starting to get annoyed. Not my fault I caught the flu is it?
morning de lids
another day of eating oats and ignoring bodily pains.
oh god the downstairs neighbours' baby is learning to TALK. the crying was bad, but this something else.
>>83505368Sounds cute. Why are you such a grumpy fella?
>>83505397because he/she has DISCOVERED talking. it's not just the occasional "goo goo ga ga", it's a constant "oowOOOeeeeoooeeewOOOooo". like some high-pitched didgeridoo.
Council flat aristocrat
>>83505471i am a boxroom baron.
forgot i didn't have oats. i do have a few slices of cheese in the fridge, i'll have those.jealous of you lot with families/food in.
>>83505429Dann you're a miserable bastard
>>83505548the parents are clearly at the end of their tether too, though. i'm not one of these anti-kids blokes: babies are cute and children are our future.but they're constantly arguing now in Urdu (? not sure) while this baby wails louder and louder. just becomes an issue at some point, doesn't mean all three of us are heartless monsters.
is HelperLad still at his parents'?
>>83505644Whoo wants to know?
nice bit of cheese in bed (been off work sick the past few years)
>>83505670Looks great, lad. A meal fit for a king.
>>83505718thanks lad. bit dry/crumbly, but it's given me the energy to start my day.
Spaffed extremely hard to the gf just now XPhwoar
been sat here wondering what i can make with eggs and flour (purchased for Christmas yorkshires) that isn't eggy or cakes.duh, pancakes. might go rustle up a few now.
*informs the apus that brigitte bardot has died*
>>83505739What are your plans for today?
>>83505757the amount of cum i have dedicated to her, rip x
>>83505752>gf's force you to sit in a corner masturbating over them instead of doing it normally while watching porn
I need to venture out into the IRL for provisions.I am not looking forward to this.
>>83500133Gosh. He still protesteth.
>>83505757>Later in life, she was fined multiple times for inciting racial hatred. err hello le based department???
>>83505815Me? Have enough for to last me 10 days
>>83505855I will be better prepared next year.
>>83505843Only incels think racism is based
When I was growing up a mate had his house burn down like five times, it were strange.I always thought it was an insurance job but then it turned out his dad died in a fire.I don't know but someone was burning that house down constantly.
they're going to be PROPER pancakes, these. not the kind you'd find in shops.
>>83505872What toppings are you having with them?
I am having thoughts about not venturing out into the IRL.
SOD IT. I need to get some bits. Can't be having this laziness take hold. *cracks open an energy drink*
>>83505913Why not just order food classic HHL style?
>>83505861This comes from women being actual whores who have no idea of breeding strong children by selecting for-like males, instead of satisying their retarded vaginas lust for any foreign cock in the hopes the failures of their fathers to discipline and their own shame will be corrected by a savage from another culture who will beat them into and ordered, though subservive, lifestyle.I'm all for interbreeding these failed women with foriegners.
>>83505917I've ordered loads over the last week and a half, too much, I'm not going to order more.My mum's going to the supermarket soon, so I'll get her to pick me up and go with her.
about to go out for the 10kberg in a bit x
It's over, is it not X
corrr they're bloody gorgeous, these.
>>83505967Chocolate pancakes? Corr.
>>83505971>Chocolate pancakes?ey, steady on, at least buy me a drink first ;) hahah
>>83505967Reminds me of my poorfag bedsit days.You could try making a loaf of bread as well i thought earlier. Do you have any yeast? it's not entirely needed, unleavened bread is a thing too.
>>83505961Will be interesting to see if people start blowing up AI slop centres
>>83505983Not him but, I keep thinking this, as I don't eat loads of bread, so would be easy to just make some flatbread whenever I wanted.Popping it on the list of stuff to do next year. Need to start tidying and maintaining tidiness in the kitchen.
Currently in Akhihabara lads. Seen a lot of softcore hentai for sale
>>83506005You gone to look at any sweets being handmade? They make some cool looking sweets.
>>83505961Codemonkeys have been making way too much money anyway, so I'm glad to see them brought back down to reality. If they're as big brained as they like to think they are, they should have no issue making a career change.
>>83505932Getting strong incel vibes from this post, laddie
>>83506005corrr. you should meet up with that anon from a few days ago who's in Tokyo for Christmas.
>>83506005>Currently in AkhihabaraProof?
>>83505986If there's no AI, then there's no AI powered sex companions.Most of the programmers who might bomb AI centers are sexless men. on one hand they can have a job and get a blown out 100 bodycount roastie IF the stop AI through boming OR they can have a perfect robot ai waifu and genetically engineered offspring if they DONT.Tough choice.>>83505991I would make a loaf when my mixer worked (fuck hand kneading, I'm too lazy and unfit) slice it and put it in the freezer in sealed bags for later. Cost about 50p in electric for each loaf.
what do young women mean when they say you have a 'threatening aura'?
>>83506020Thanks, I talk to plenty of women and women approach me to talk to me. I'm not interested in being tied down and I feel it's dishonest to trick a women into fucking and having kids for me when all I want to do is destroy the universe and every living creature in it.I'm more of a lifecel than an incel.
Haven't seen Ruthmong in some time. Hope he is ok.
i'm quite interested in being tied down tbqh.
>200 days today since the last bookshelf.jpg
>>83506072Do you think the bookcase fell on him and squished him? Would explain the lack of posts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU0v_G3-4Hw>Guy just calls his channel "schizo"Lol'dMight just be a temporary marketing stunt before renaming it tho while it's still going viral + gets pushed by the algo
Feel rough af me. Think I've got wovid or something. Want to stop in and restmaxx but got that match later. Hopefully I'll feel better after having something to eat.
>>83506087bit cruel, that.https://www.youtube.com/@Jesus-gy7li/videos^ actual schizo. no need to pretend for clicks (and you wouldn't be putting together a calmly voiced clickbait 'i made a sci-fun gun!' video what you?)
>>83506092Why do you get so nasty when you drink?
>>83506092you've been pretty sharp these past few days, even been out by the lake.probably covid or the flu
tbqh the worst nastiness was people going on at Blad yesterday.just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
Necking this wuppa now then times to get sorted.
mong in a lake
crumpets are GO!
>>83506092>>83506145you at mamberg's? you garn home?
>>83506162corrr nice one lad. what are you having on them?i had pancakes earlier. lush, but now i feel sick.
>>83506173just butter. i prefer pancakes but the washing up is a pain. a cup of tea sould make you feel batter
>99 red balloons go byyy
>>83506189yeah i'm finding flour and cocoa everywhere. got that essential tremor was a nightmare getting powders into the jug.>teajust had a valium, should sort me out.you ever met those people who have a fear of holes? trypophobia? they'll never know the simple joy of crumpets ;__;
Nothing missing or broken this time. It lush x
>>83506211>tremorWhy not take pakinsons medication?
That fucking mong ran about all day drunk as fuck, pacing back and forward to some fucking lake and the silly cunt wakes up today and thinks "oh i must have covid"
>>83506203you on the German pop or that pop punk?
>>83506220isn't Parkinson's a proper degenerative disease? don't you catch/develop it, Michael J. Fox style?not sure what's going on. when i did a detox, the doctor gave me 130mg of diazepam total, because he kept saying,>we need to give him more, i want to get rid of that tremor.dunno what to tell you, doc. even before it was 'the shakes' i had the shakes.
Abbeyfield, Hope Bank View
evens i go to the big shop odds i go to the small
who is your favorite youtuber?
>nipples on show>camel toeWhy do women dress like this?
>>83506229Our lovely lass from Deutschland indeed
>>83506245Well yeah but theres a thing called "off brand", my uncle used to have injections of antipsychotics as he was a pyromaniac and had been all his life, very sad. Anyway, he used to get tarkive dyskensia or something like that???The gp perscribed him the same medication parkinsons patients have, procyclidine iirc and it stopped his temors and shakes.
odds i have the desk lineevens i dont
>>83506301>Why do women dress like this?they like attention
>>83506313>calls that a linegrimalso sort your life out you lowlife cunt
>>83506313thats salt. what country are you from, those coins dont look british
>>83506270donald mackrel gaming, he's a very bitter individual
>>83506270Dont have one.I do like "reacts to <music genre> for first time" videos, unfortunately its saturated with onions face black men which is incredibly off putting and they usuall pause the music to give their "hot take" ruining the ambience ofand story of the whole composition.There's far to many of those so ive refined my choice to attractive single women doing those instead, forren or otherwise.
So HHL's footy team is from Farringdon in Sunderland so he probably lives there and the lake in question would be Silksworth Lake. My guess? Archers Court Nursing Care Home is where he lives.
>>83506329>he's a very bitter individualbased
>>83506342>So HHL's footy team is from Farringdon in Sunderland so he probably lives there and the lake in question would be Silksworth Lake. My guess? Archers Court Nursing Care Home is where he lives.fascinating
>>83506315Must be so. Clearly knew what she was doing when she put that top on without a bra.
Got a lift sorted thank fuck for that. Garn get ready now. Well glad I didn't get on the packet last night. Life's better without the wrugs x
>>83506353absolutely haram imho
>>83506321thanks anon i never would have guessed that racked up table scraps are not a lot. glad you have your finger on the pulsemong
>>83506364The thing is, its not sexy, men like the imagination
>>83506370>Women dress the way they do for men.Hello virgin
>>83506368>he's that desperate to throw his life awayfar be it from me to lecture you lad
>>83506342>>83506360Found Steve
>>83506270>favorite>oreee.in the personality/presenter sense of YouTuber, i only really watch RedLetterMedia.for actual creations, probably Fatal Farm (e.g. lasagnecat) or Captain Disillusion. that humour's not always to my taste, but it's high-effort internet video. any /britfeel/ recommendations along those lines? (think well-made Newgrounds Flash, as opposed to a professional animated film).
>>83506380English slags dress up wearing pajamas out to the shops, grim
>>83506401That still doesn't stop you being a virgin though lad
>>83506370It's not the 1950s anymore lad, normal men (not shut in 4chan dossers) like it when women are slags
>>83506370She's not after men with imagination wearing that, that's the point.
>>83506313>women's silky hair scrunchieFaggot
>>83506406Loved scummy mummy.
>>83506342>>83506386Wonder if someone will warn them how suicidal helper was last night
>>83506303What ever happened to her?
Just seen this in Akhihabara. Would you pay for this lads? A lass to clean your ears whilst you lay your head on her lap.
>>83506418smooth feminine knee in the bottom right as well
>>83506342way ahead of you on this, and i didn't even do anything. i had no idea what 'lake' he was on about and thought he meant the river. i also thought Silksworth, since where else?but then he posted the picture. that high rise building, my first thought was it was the City of Sunderland campus but nah, that has a curved roof. and it's just the one building so i can't place it tbqh.go actually look at some pictures of Silksworth Lake lad. not saying it WASN'T, but you're also forgetting that he said that he was actually away from his gaff.
>>83506313>>83506368ignore the haters, lad.i end up with a thin dusting of of ketamine on my kitchen counter sometimes. scrape it all together with a bank card, and yeah, that's a nice little line.can i guarantee i'm not also snorting breadcrumbs or salmonella? of course not. but that's a risk you take any time you simply breathe in while in a kitchen.
>>83506454I'll have a look later, love me some detective work.
sports direct sell bicycles, i though they just sold clothes, mental
>>83506441come roppongi
>>83506386Steve looks like a top bloke
>>83506313is that orange thing a window scraper? is this why you keep it at your desk?
back from the IRL, I have purchased provisions.Really annoys me going to the supermarket, as not only is it hectic, every cunt walks wherever they want, no order. What happened to walking on the left? Does my tits in, desu.
>>83506497>I have purchased provisionsProof?
>>83506480they sell all sorts, lad. they've stopped now, but my local one used to sell games/consoles.
>>83506500>Proof?I'm eating now.
cant even walk in the supermarket without triggering incels nowadays
>>83506270Probably Auditing Britain.
>>83506520>Probably Auditing Britain.embarrassing
>>83506497>every cunt walks wherever they want, no order. noticed this on my rare outing the other day. i don't think it has to be as regimented as 'walk on the left', but people were basically walking INTO me."that goes both ways, maybe i'm just being para/oversensitive about personal space, fair enough. i'll mind my surroundings and see how it goes."nope. wasn't me. no reason to e.g. block an entire aisle with your trolley, is there? even basic manners like queueing, people just weren't bothering.
>>83506523Watching feral immigrants ruin this country is quite an eye opener.
Why do the foreigns buy so much bottled water?
>>83506537Too much lead and asbestos in british water. Old homes have lead pipes. Manu foreigners know about the huge water poisoning scandal a few decades ago in the supply. Better to take the microplastics.
it not right lids, that roulette machine in the bookies took me money. no more bookies for me lids. the bookies won.
>>83506454that high rise building surely is gilley law, no? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilley_Lawmy guess: the picture was taken from exactly here 54.88046561947991, -1.4186971707477425
Used to like DJE Media but turns out he was guilty of sexual crimes towards children and women.
If DJE is on facebook, I thought there was a policy where sex offenders are not allowed to use it? What about youtube?
>>83506551You have to be an absolute room temp IQ mong to enjoy gambling on machines and slots. Guess that's why Ebin does it.
>>83506529There are times when one should walk on the opposite side, when walking near a road and there's an old person or somebody with a child, but I think we should all walk on the left.Just really winds me up desu, especially when wrangling a trolley.
>>83506556i don't think so lad. had the same idea but there are several buildings, aren't there? different roof design, this one's all lit up, where are the others?could be wrong though. or it might just be the same area but facing a random car park or whatever else.i'm not even fully convinced that Spoons earlier in his evening WAS The Cooper Rose. been years since i went in, just remember it being more glassy than The William Jameson.
>>83506558He always has a little rant about the twolls at the end of his videos. They have him rattled.
>>83506558Thought that was SSM after a course of ozempic.
>>83506590He had a long video trying to defend himself but deleted it. It was truly pathetic. I can't see any reason other than sexual for wanting teenage girls to try on his specific gym wear and then take photos of them.
The based schizo mentalists are tracking the movements of care home chungus this is SO anonymous 4chan ftw :D
ace combat 4 finishedon to 5
i forgot the ham
>>83506576aye fair enough, would rather have explicit systems than not, if it comes to that.but it used to just be a knack. but now if someone doesn't have that knack, or my knack doesn't match their knack, how are we all going to coexist in public places?noticed a lot of kids running around, too. just sprinting around the aisles. when did that become normal?
>>83506615Grab some leftover turkey and a pink crayon. Create your own ham, for a fraction of the price.
>>83506537same can be said about them washing meat, I mean what the actual fuck? this isn't africa, we don't process the carcass in a mud hut.
SSM forwarding her Christmas gifts to Denny.
>>83506604>He had a long video trying to defend himself but deleted it. It was truly pathetic. I can't see any reason other than sexual for wanting teenage girls to try on his specific gym wear and then take photos of themImagine he was filming WOPS lad looooooooooool xD
>>83506604I saw it. He was trying to defended himself by saying the girl was almost 18, therefore he's not really a nonce. TikTok have banned him. YouTube should follow suit.
remember when ebin thought he was going to grow his youtube channel and make a living off itfucking kek
>>83506627wops is like 23.
>>83506581>>83506581the other buildings would be to the left, they are out of frame and you can't see the roof because its not lit just the flats
>>83506626>SSM forwarding her Christmas gifts to Denny.LOOL NONCE SSM!!! BAZINGA!!!
>>83506614>ace combat 4remember those magazines that gave out demo discs? i played a demo of that game years back from one of those, it was really good
>>83506633wonder what she got this year
LOOOOOOL HES IN A CARE HOME LETS TRY AND FIND IT LOOOOOOL DE LID LAD LOD XD CREASING HOWLING KEKING LOOOOL
>>83506624i didnt have turky i had a big bowel of pigs in blankets but that is a very clever idea
I don't know lads. I don't think girls look good with dyed and very neat hair.
>>83506633Who is this lid
Seethies everywhere. Not right
>>83506619I think that's always been a thing, my mum lost me in the supermarket a couple of times.But yeah, seems they are allowed to do whatever they want, and you're the dick for complaining. I miss the old saying, kids should be seen and not heard. Parents nowadays tell their kids they can be anything they want, apart from quiet and respectful.
>>83506644Hopefully some better bras. Must be uncomfortable having huge breasts.
>I don't know lads. I don't think girls look good with dyed and very neat hair.It's britfeel time :D everybody do the wacky dance :D
Often, initial romantic interest is first brought up in childhood and early adolescence in the form of teasing/bullying/rumours/gossip. As a result, some men end up associating sexual romantic attraction with embarrassment and humiliation. It really fucks people up.
>>83506638yeah I remember I had one with a demo of a lord of the rings game on itcomfier times
Wonder what WOP got for crimbo HOWL xD black dildo perhaps CREASE xDDDDDDDD
>>83506670Are you saying my bully was gay for me? What a pooftah.
The howling and crying personality poster
You'd have to be rich af now to get a girl in her prime. Kinda depressing if you missed out.
Do another post lad I'm ready to Crease xDd
What did footmong get for christmas?
>>83506688people=problems. i think im better off alone
The based schizo autist off their head madmen of /b/ritfeel
Time to roll out of bed and play vidya for the next 12-15 hours. Nothing else to do really.
>>83506698i wish i still enjoyed video games. what are you into atm?
>>83506696But being alone is lonely and depressing for me.
Ooh, baby, don't you know I howl?Ooh, baby, can't you hear me scream?You caught me under false pretensesHow long before you let me kek?Supermassive whacky manSupermassive whacky manSupermassive whacky manSupermassive whacky man
>>83506707I don't enjoy new ones so I'm just playing something older that I never properly finished. I think I'll be dead within ten years. Media in general made today doesn't appeal to me. I'm not even excited about GTA6. It will be scripted, cinematic slop.
Give us british rose girlfriends for 2026.
>>83506709in my experience being alone isnt what makes you lonely its wanting the company of others, you can be in a room full of people but still be alone because you're not connecting with others.
i have decided to cycle to tesco to get my forgotten ham, i'll get some hobgoblin and try out my clubcard app while im there
>Give us british rose girlfriends for 2026.HOWL thats so /b/ritfeel XD
Your nan sells baccy out her kitchen window
Hurry up wacky man I need to crease again xD
>>83506714losing interest in the latest thing happens when you get older> I think I'll be dead within ten yearsive been saying this to myself for years, instead i just get older slower and more isolated try real life hobbies like fishing or rambling
>>83506632You got a licence for that shitposting?
wonder if Emily still plans to go to Cairo this year
>>83506632i enjoyed his youtube channel, i hope he's doing well
Come onClap your hands in the airAnd (You) the Whacky man!Come onClap your hands in the airAnd (You) the Whacky man!I am the Whacky manI come from down your wayAnd I can playWhat can you play?I play the RuthmongWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky manWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky manCome onClap your hands in the airAnd (You) the Whacky man!Come onClap your hands in the airAnd (You) the Whacky man!I am the Whacky manI come from down your wayAnd I can playWhat can you play?I play the Audit mongWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky manWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky manCome onClap your hands in the airAnd (You) the Whacky man!Come onClap your hands in the airAnd (You) the Whacky man!I am the Whacky manI come from down your wayAnd I can playWhat can you play?I play the NEETs v WagiesWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky manWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky man
Slightly embarrassing show from twoll mong lately lads.
>>83506749are you feeling ok mate?
Blad defeated Crossy defeated Shippy defeated Ebin defeated Chika defeated HHL defeated 2025
eva6 won kek
>>83506762>Shippykek remember when he would go on about all these languages he's learning and he never actually knew any of them
>>83506779Visiting every Oxfam in the United Kingdom
>>83506762LOOOOOOL DOLLIES! LOOK AT OUR DOLLIES! WHICH ONE SHALL WE PLAY WITH TODAY LOOOOOL DE LID LAD LOD XD HOWLING CREASING KEKING OH MY DAYS LOOOOOOL
SSM defeated
>for short-term use only>It may be harmful to take too much of this medicine or take it for too long. This is because it may lead to:blahblahblah.look mate, i KNOW how dependency works. if i get a 'lazy bowel', i can just take more of them. everyone knows you so-called experts just HAVE TO put that on the leaflet.
Ketmong shitting himself
ironic shitposting is a bit blase, i can see why they added a rule. but in hindsight i think /jp/ was good at it.but who knows. young'uns have mullets now. mullets are just back, /britfeel/.
>>83506798I got some fibogel stuff from sainsburys earlier. It might not be called fibogel, CBA walknig into the kitchen to find out.
but mate she told me she were 21 it said so ont profile
>>83506811They also had broccoli hair a few years back, still kind of do, as they've combined the 2. it's ok to call them bellends.
>>83506811We get it you've seen it all before jobless millennial keklord
Over thirty days no Seaside.I'm beside myself to be honest with all of you. I love SeasideMARK so much. Losing him has left a hole in my heart a mile wide. It'll be impossible to recover from this loss; he all I had,
cant complain, well i could but it wouldnt make a difference haha
So once you've boolied and bored the recognisable posters out of the thread and thread is even deader or totally dead, then what whacky men?
>>83506807nah it's the opposite problem.>>83506813might have to give that one a go. NHS website lists the different types, that one's 'bulk-forming':>Bulk-forming laxatives work by increasing the "bulk" or weight of poo, which in turn stimulates your bowelmy gut instinct (heh) is the stimulant kind works better because i really do just need to get my muscles going, nothing about the quality of the stool itself.but then again, maybe this'll do the trick. heavy poo? goes right through.
Fuck SunderlandAll leeds aren't we x
>>83506837you've been trying to bully ruthlad, auditlad and nightwalklad out for months though
>>83506846the north is all the same to me
>>83506846we all wominic walvert wewin in life x
Watching Muppets Christmas Carol lads.I'm watching Scrooge's despair at the ghost of Christmas past making him miss his old gf and it has just occurred to me why so many men despair around this time of year is because they miss their old gf. Thing is, I've never had a gf, so perhaps that's why I never really feel sad at Christmas? You can't miss love you never had.
>>83506855i dont miss any of my exs
>>83506855christmas is over mate x
>ruthladBAZINGA>auditladBANANGA>nightwalkladBONJELO XDDDDDDDDDDD
>>83506855yeah i get that. if youve never had one you'll probably never get one but thats not so bad because its just normal by then. im in the same boat
>>83506841I need more fiber, but don't need muh bowels stimulating, but do need to bulk up. Will use it for a month and see what happens, and just try add more natural fibre as time goes.
>>83506822mad how it's just cyclical/random. perms are still a bit daft, right? one day young people will have perms again.me, i'm predicting Saved by the Bell aesthetics for the 2030s. frosted tips, oversized shirts, all that.
Can someone please explain to me the Chantelle stereotype
IMHOTEP NO
That's so MAD LOL next thing it will be SAVED BY THE BELL and FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR LOl am i right /b/
>>83506891>the Chantelle stereotypeblonde working class loud kind of chavy
>>83506897Did he deserve her betrayal?
>>83506878I was going to say they might be too daft, but who knows in clown world.
>>83506900corrr remember getting Bel Air'd back in the day?these newbies with their duck rolls and rick rolls, they'll never understand.
>>83506921KEK it's whacky because they are also relatively old now xDDDDDDDDDDD now this is irony racing xD
>>83506927how are you coming up with these so fast, anyway? the previous gimmicks were just copypasta/spam, maybe even scripts. these have (some) creative weight behind them.
>>83506762Once britfeel is just down to the whacky man and a few low iq foreigners it will be perfect
>>83506935You don't get it lad, 4chan is his personality xD Shadilay XD
fuck's sake, ran out of the normal liquorice Nipits. might keep the tin though, for storing things in.gimmicklad, what zany 'things' do you think i'm talking about? what do you reckon?
nigga you aint funny
>>83506878mad how you see these pictures and they look way younger than you rememberI watched an episode of two pints of lager the other day and they looked like teenagers
>>83506948Rare Pepes xD
I can't believe there is someone under the age of 80 that likes liquorice.
Ok lads pile in and let spam mong stay here and shit up the thread all day.>>>/bant/23811468>>>/bant/23811468
>>83506969just a pleasant flavour tbqh. like chewing gum or something.in an ideal world there'd be sugar-free aniseed balls, having a hard time finding any for cheap.
>>83506970Ketmong millennial melty incoming
>>83507012nah i'm fine with that. got bigger things to worry about atm.
>Be Dunston>Check out
>>83507021When has that ever stopped you being a master irony trollman
>>83507046pretty much every previous time i've had a bigger thing (or things) to worry about.
We all need a Steve in life
>>83506731tescos was a disaster.no ham so i had to make due with over priced spam no hobbobling so i had to make you with bottles of lager then when i got to the machine the multibuy deal didnt register on my beers and my tesco card app wanted me to sign in which i just didnt have time for. i am devastated
>>83507112sounds like he and HHL have had a few scrapes recently. but just think where HelperLad would be without him.
>>83507117sounds like a nightmare. were the shelves still empty because of the Christmas/Boxing Day rush, or was it just the luck of the draw?
>>83507134the ham was the only thing missing it looks like they never stock hobgoblin in that shop, awful just awful
Beddington o'clock, is it XYes, indeed
>>83507149Heavily on the painkillers again?
>>83507122>just think where HelperLad would be without himhopefully an hero
wominic walvert wewinget in x
>>83507170sweet in a way, since then you're wishing for the real world where this DIDN'T happen.
I am the whacky man. I come from far away and I can play. (What can you play?)I play the personality is old/gay/nonce xDWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky manWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky Whacky man I am the whacky man. I come from far away and I can play. (What can you play?)I play the [Auditor] is nonce xDWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky manWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky Whacky man I am the whacky man. I come from far away and I can play. (What can you play?)I play the bully youtube women Whacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky manWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky Whacky man
pop just been delivered downstairs. they never bring it up, now.will have to handle this one tactically.
see helper the drooling spastic is talking to himself, didn't get enough attention the other day when he said he was going to end it all so has to talk amongst himself. Sad state of affairs on this board, it USED to be good and active.
>>83507230and Sunderland are getting destroyed by leeds x
>>83507230Your nemesis isn't even here whackyman
>24 cans of Irn Bru + 9 cans of Monster Ultra in one boxbit cocky there, Amazon.
>>83507255Oh well lad not as if you worked to pay for it
Want to have a drink but heavy heartburn atm
>>83507258i worked carrying it up the stairs, that's for sure. heart's going to give out one of these days.
heartmind
someone on /bant/, please point out to the OP he got the 1488GET.(not sure if he posts here any more.)
Come on whacky men it's just us say something schizo bazinga
>>83507282I don't take notice of nazi numbers. Sorry.
>>83507286we're not in America so things don't work like this character says.e.g. it's perfectly fine to buy your daughter earrings as a Christmas present. that's just how money and personal possessions work.to that end, i'm fine with this pop (i regret that the money goes to Amazon) and i regret saying something to my dad when i was younger.
>>83507301oh nice. just a daft number at the end of the day. but you know what, you guys seem all right. maybe i'll pop in to the thread later.
>>83507286>>83507286You lost bud
>>83507354nah it's all right mate, he's with me.anyway i just went to put a stir fry on assuming i had all the spices and guess what? i bloody don't.
Nearly no posts in the last hour, strange
the gay posters are all shagging each other in the ass
>>83507590And what are you doing, lad?
posting here obviously
>>83507581because its helper samefagging all day every day but now he's been wheeled off to have dinner with the rest of the spackers in his assisted living home so he cannot post.
i post a fair bit tbqh.what's people's thoughts on The Odyssey trailer? SHOULD the helmet look like helmets from back then?
>>83507644>what's people's thoughts on The Odyssey trailer?Not seen it, but if it's set in a time period, the outfits should match the setting.
>>83507310>it's perfectly fine to buy your daughter earrings as a Christmas presentNah mate bit noncey that
>>83507684but if you DON'T be a good dad to your daughter, she grows up to have BPD and does bad things.
>go to r9k>ctrl+f britfeel>get comfy and rot in here until 4amalri lids
>>83507840home away from home init?
I've never tasted a girl's arse x
>>83507857>e never tasted a girl's arsegood thats disgusting
>>83507848cant imagine having a life and hobbies like some normie, rather be in here>>83507857same desu, although the arse i could take or leave, wouldnt mind having a go round the front though
>>83507874>cant imagine having a life and hobbiesthis is your hobby
>>83507882good point lad, its like vidya, what do you say we combine our shitposting efforts and try to speedrun the next thread to 500 posts?
>>83507840what a life Iad
(don't read if you don't feel comfortable with stories of abuse)my mum never got me a Dreamcast. even though i really wanted one.
>>83507921My mum threw away my OG lego millenium falcon.
>>83507882and these are my friends.
Still feel ill af me. Defo caught a buggingtons. Just ordered a wizza x
>>83507931>and these are my friends.and you are mine
WELL I'VE COME HOMETO FIND YOU WAITINGHOOOOMEAND WE'RE TOGETHERAND WE'LL DO WONDERSwon't we?
corr been reading in front of the fire for 3 hours. time for some weer and wolives whilst I listen to the football.
Wish we had a combat sport that involved punches, elbows, clinching and upper body wrestling only. Fighters would have to stand on a circular mound. They would be given rope wraps instead of gloves. The object is to push your opponent out of the circle or put them on the ground (through knock down or wrestling). Like a mixture of Sumo and boxing/upper body Muay Thai. No kicks or grabbing below the waist.
>>83508081Looks comfy. I might pour myself a rum and lemonade, and make some tea (the meal not drink).
Christmas Eve rape
>>83508081...lager IPA? but ales use top or bottom something, and lagers use the other one. what on earth will they think of next??what have you been reading laddie?
>>83508081Posh bastard
>>83508092i don't know shit about martial arts but what's the sense allowing e.g. punching here? wouldn't they basically end up wrestling anyway, to push/pin one another?
>>83508098Hope for him it was a woman that did it.
>>83508098he raped, or was raped?
>>83508124but you'll be imagining some sexy dominatrix, not a woman with a hairy belly and a massive cock.
>>83508097sounds lush de lid>>83508101aye the world has gone mad really, but the beer is nice. I've been reading Yellow Dog by Martin Amis. Love a bit of Amis I do x>>83508108I'm visiting my parents so larping as a posh bastard at the moment (although I guess you could argue it's inherent). wish my house looked like this and had a fire place
>>83508098attractive men can literally just walk down the street and get bummed then theres lads like me and ruthmong who will die virgins it just not rite
>>83508152IMO if you have a house that's pretty posh all on its own.but i'm just glad you're comfy. i wish you all comfort, all year round (not just Christmas)
the new>>83508165de lads
>>83508118Allowing punching makes pushing and pinning much more hazardous if you are using certain techniques - e.g. hands down chin up like in wrestling or BJJ. Fighters have to grapple knowing there is a big risk if their guard drops or chin goes up they are getting hit hard. Also, Muay Thai style clinching with no kicks or knees would be interesting as it would allow for more brutal elbows and upper cuts. This changes the dynamics a lot. It would make it more entertaining and brutal but also would prepare people for a real street fight well (kicking, pulling guard on the ground like in BJJ, or wrestling style sprawls work well in the cage but are not advisable on the street on concrete).
>>83508153i'm not attractive and from my experience wandering into certain bars, a lot of men basically have the following standards:- under 30and that's it.if you're still young, you could give it a try.
>>83508149No, neither of those.>>83508152Rum n pizza, not combined. That is muh choice.
>>83508092Surprised it's not a thing desu.
>>83508599saw that, lid.
