Less than 30 hours remain edition
Do you have autism arse?
corr 30 hours, imagine that phwoar.
>>83526033its nearly the 2030s>aputimecry.jep
we all looking for new years in life lads.
holy fucking shitballs, isnt it like October?>????>>83526046I used to have a massive arse, but i was squatting 4 times a week for 3 years, gave it up and the skin didnt snap back so now i have a saggy granny tier arse :(
Right I'm warning you lot, there is to be no bullying of anyone within this thread. No exceptions.
is the britfeel towers hogmanay freak off still taking place this year? asking for a friend x
>>83526081Yes and we've decided on hankees that we put in our back pocket this year, to designate what each person is into, so bit simpler this year.We had some mishaps and allegations thrown around last year that we're really trying to avoid this year.
Inside each and every one of us there is a little piece of Sean Allan x
me? filled with his cum.
>>83526046I'm not sure but I've now convinced myself I do.
'tis a good edish, this.
I'm Sean Allen
>>83526099My first job was a waiter in the resteraunt attached to a large pub. The cloths we carried were checkered, dogtooth and so on.The amount of drunk gay men sexually molesting me as a 16yr old male got a few of them banned. Eventually to landlord figured out certain patterns meant certain usually fucking weird sexual perversion preferences.True story.
Coldest week since 2010 incoming lids. Feel bad for the homeless ngl.
whiskey and britfeel anr a marrage made in heaven
>>83526164I feel sorry for those lads living away from home and their UC payment isnt due until the 10th.Remember though you can apply for a loan up to about 800 on your Journal page.Cold Kills!
We were having a nice thread until seethemong showed up and started laying into one of our residents. For my own personal safety I keep my identifying details out of my posts now, incognito mode me.
Bloody homeless, who wants em I say
Is 2026 going to be the year you lads stop sewing your wild oats, find a nice girl, settle down and consider marriage and a family? No family for me but the sister is going to start trying to get knocked up come the new year so might have a little niece or nephew to hang out with
Drinking a modelo with a little bit of lime in it. I'm quite the fancy gringo if you don't mind.
>>83526210I found the girl and sewed the oats in 2024 so hopefully a sproggington is on the way in 2026
>>83526210Just want a girlfriend to simp for
For me? She hasnt warmed up to the bull impregnating her yet but 2026 could be the year!
>>83526188naaa mate don't look at it like that, he's one of the characters.>>83525726 go on do it do it
>>835262242 year gestation period is it? You like a hippo or something?
For some reason the National anthem has popped into my head and I've been singing god save the queen for a few hours now. I wish it would stop.
>>83526275You want to replace it with something. What's the most annoying song you've ever heard? Think of that and get it stuck all up in there.
*cranks the national anthem mind machine to max*
>>83526298Oh god oh fuck ow good gracious
What movie should I watch tonight lads? I want it low effort, nice and comfy and something I haven't seen forty five times before? Also need the wife to approve of it, that's the real challenge.
ketlad is above seethe just like he's above money
>>83526316The avengers, lad.
>>83526316Back to the Future x
>>83526316Show us the wife's knickers lad
>>83526316Princess bride.
30 in two days. Grim.
>>83526356It gets worse every year x
>>83525209>Where is HHLno one gives a fuck where he is, has no one noticed the thread quality is 10x when he isn't shitting the place up? The only people who are bothered are the guy samefagging behind anon.
>>83526033i'm almost done with my 2026 movies list.i'm watching a movie every day next year, i just need 2 more movies for the list and i want the last movie to be a good finally but i think i already listed all the good movies that i haven't watched.
everyday above 30 is a good day my lad my lad
dont suppose we could get more boobs posted?
>>83526375badlands is kino the lad
Gotten into using Zyns. Love the burn on the gum
2025 without a gf?I did that!
>>83526335>>83526338>>83526345>>83526347All very good and valuable suggestions, (most notably >>83526345 ) but we have decided we'll be watching five nights at freddys 2. It'll be garbage but going into it knowing that is fine.
>>83526375Evil Dead II
I'm having coffee. At this time of night. I am off the rails!!!
>>83526434You'll be getting jittery lad, hope you've got your l-theanine primed and ready.
Ohhhh say can you seeeeeeeeeBy the dawn's early liiiiight
>>83526319hear hear>>83526316Once (2006)
>>83526316Im watching one of the Kingsman films is typical hollywood shite wiv Londoinoers!. I did watch Warlock earlier which was like 50x as good.You could introduce her to autism central, 10hr retrospectives of games?orThe Dish (family film)Dune, the final fanedit version (84)The original Planet of the apes series (any one is fine)Passengers 2016 (chick ish flick)The tomorrow war (kinda chick flick)The lastest The Mummy with tiny mommyLadyhawkeFanedit ver 3.0 of Shogun Assassin 2
Favourite exploitation film?
>>83526375some awful movies there lad other than zardoz and ikiru, and if you want another excellent boorman movie watch excalibur
>>83526514>Favourite exploitation film?live and let die
>>83526316High Noon with Grace Kelly.
>>83526514Blacula.
hello cherry pickers of britfeelhttps://youtu.be/c5-6F42y3Hk?si=KLvqJ4S6kly1ScpM
Two nicotine pouches on my gums, two nicotine patches on my arms. I am nicotine.
https://youtu.be/yhfBlMfcEyM
>>83526514not wholly familiar with the term truth be told but this post has prompted me to watch Straw Dogs (1971)
>>83526514spacula goes to warlem
>>83526447Thank for the recs lad, many of these films I do actually want to watch. Appreciate the effort
>>83526316Sorcerer (1977). Don't worry, it's not about wizards and fantasy shit.
Family dog died earlier today lads. He was quite old and had poor health for a while. This afternoon he just lay down on the sofa and never woke up. At least it was peaceful for him.RIP Arlo
>>83526824sorry to hear that lad*informs the apus*
>>83526824sorry for your loss fren
>>83526824Horrible to hear lad, awful thing when it happens. Rip Arlo I'll give my dogberg an extra squeeze from you tonight
>>83526824F or yer fren, anon. Sorry for your loss.
Having some chicken soup x
aye this is what Scatlands ah boot eh man a homosexual with a black boyfriend with half caste in the highlands, somethin the racist reform english basterds widnae understand eh. this is what its ah ehbooooooot.
>>83526844was hoping you were dead or something, can you fuck off again, you lost.
>>83526824sorry to hear that lid x RIP Arlo
>>83526831>>83526837>>83526838>>83526839Appreciate it lads. I'm not exactly distraught since it was a long time coming, but yeah sad that I'll never be able to interact with him again.
>>83526872>can you fuck off againIt has been a good few breads today without him tbqhwy :-)
Twitter is o dogshit now. Like the actual interface itself is dire. All DMs now default to the new chat feature, but messages still exist as a separate thing... but the only way to access messages is to go to chat -> requests -> accept a request and then start messaging? Just fucked up all sorts of ways. Why have chats and messages?
>>83526768You're welcome, and so is your duck.
>>83526879Thanks friend, he was a good dog x
anyone watched the Wrong Turn series of films?
Not fair I have to be able to read Japanese to read the proper vile stuff. Need them to do it for me! CORRRRRRR!
*informs the apus that syndicates of wizards are leading boycotts of imperial goods in the land of the waltmer*
billions must throw
>>83526906Only seen the original and quite enjoy it due to the presence of Eliza Dushku.
>>83527096>Eliza DushkuPHWOARR
you broke 4chan you willy
>>83527339i drank your milkshake little lad
>>83527339Sorry about that. x
just wanked by boyfriend off til he came while sitting on his face. now im playing red dead redemption 2 with a steak in the oven.musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUDGl7JR7Y
Bit dead in here lads what's happened? Have the captchas scared everybody off?
Actually arbs or impostor?
>>83527555New captchas are really fucking annoying imo.
>>83527555darts is on lid, will resume my posting after x
>>83527552Sounds lush that... do you enjoy the taste of semen? Would love to suck a wee femboy off and swallow his massive load.
>>83527580no its me just drunk as a skunkx>>83527619its okayand good for you!
>>83527552Pretty disgusting that you'd do that to a steak you absolute philistine
>>83527643its still keto x
Average far right ultra-nationalist be like:>its okay... and good for you! [responding to the question of 'do you enjoy the taste of semen?]also he's a man wearing a dress lol
Arbroatchy wonShippy lost
>>83526393Right mate. Might have to take on Titlods responsibilities.
>>83527642Don't know about good for you but I do enjoy gulping down my own loads.
Gando wonMvG lostits over
>>83527552imagining your soft womanly hands wrapped around a bbc right now
>>83527767I seem to recall arbs made no friends among any personalities or the mass of anon lads. Why specifically shippy?
>>83527771NTA but, those green health drinks are a scam, full of sugar to make it taste nicer.
Arbroathy lost 30% of his net worth in a few weeks LMAO
>>83527796Tried them one and they are shite. Rather have a pint me.
what is sex like lads
>>83527821with refugees? jasmine-scented and beautiful
>>83527821It's like when you think you've sharted, and go to the bathroom to check, and your boxers are clean.WOOOHOOO, OH YEAH, LET'S GO BABY!
>>83527837woah>>83527838wowza
>>83527821dunno m8
>>83527806qrd? how is that possible
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXCAhRp5gVI>>83527775good for you!>>83527787i dont like brownoids>>83527788i was speaking to rEbein a few hours ago x
>>83527875BTC dropped off a cliff kek
>>83527796trvth nvke>>83527806you cant even imagine giving zero fucks about losing 200k in unrealised gains and reading anons on 4chan commenting on your portfolio LOL>>83527837we should be deporting the lot(the good ending(for them))
>>83527821Kind of okay. The foreplay is the best part of it really. Sometimes having a wank is more satisfying, sometimes sexPregnancy scares are unfun
>>83527867neither>>83527898so im not missing out on much then
Have you had electrolysis lad or do you still have a five o'clock shadow?
>>83527887>tranny>hasnt been blackedi call bullshit
>>83527917More like a 10am shadow I reckon.
wish i had a cute tranny gf preferably one with a massive cock that loves fucking hairy man ass
ngl lads life hasnt been fun these past couple weeks, been finding out who my real friends are and who was just pretending to like me all alonggonna keep it private tho dont want to draw too much attention to meself x
arbroathy are these your titsbe honest please
Beard is turning grey lads.
>>83527937Corrrrr! Not bad, I'd give them a good suckle. Spaff my load all over them tits and suck them clean. Corrrrrr! Piledrive my rancid willy deep inside those bolt ons. Stick my cock so hard through them the fat and blood will run down me bollocks. Cum inside the flesh!
>>83527958haha you fool thats moni shes had a boob job
>>83527965Skin colour ain't right for Poley you ijit.
No nips. Wut?
>>83527937Won't lie I find it cute when flatties get little fake ones.
>>83527974I know, he was livid when he woke up.
>>83527937corr lush they are and I mean lush x
>>83527979It's a combination of bad quality camera, very pale/pink nips and innies
>>83527958>>83527982>>83527986love to see the lads being POSITIVE
What are you lads doing for NYE? There's a Meetup app event in my local city meeting at a bar. Wondering whether to go or not. I'd be alone. Probably get a bit drunken beforehand to ease the anxiety of going with no mates.
>>83527909>so im not missing out on much thenThe cuddling and all the gay gf stuff is better honestly. I enjoy getting her off, but sex for me is just kinda meh
>>83528010A wank, probably to the same stuff I always do. Just another day for me innit?
>>83527937She needs to get them pierced, would fix the innie one
>>83528010Just gonna rot in me boxroom and get fucked up x
Is it worth dating if I'm unemployed and don't really like socialising? Am 21, lost my job last month and aren't really social anyway but don't want to miss out since I've never dated and I'm still young. Parents are really overbearing though, especially about me being jobless (despite me having saved enough to pay them the hundreds of rent they want monthly for years). Don't know if it's worth it and scared they'll get mad if they find out. Know I'm an adult but they still have control over me and treat me like a child, wish I could have any sort of independence. >>83528010Just going to a cafe for lunch. Don't know what to do at night other than watch the fireworks.
>>83528047>The cuddling and all the gay gf stuff is better honestly. I enjoy getting her off, but sex for me is just kinda mehI mean this sincerely lad, please go get your T levels checked. Unironically you sound like you have low T.
>>83528010Go on lad. You may get lucky and pull a bird. Goin pub me.
>>83528047awwww <3>>83528052ive always found female nipples intimidating
>>83528010Nothing, just chilling at home with a few alcoholic beverages.Not really a party type of lad, I avoid a lot of stuff, so not really got any advice on the party thing. Go if you have the confidence.
>>83528055>Is it worth dating if I'm unemployed and don't really like socialising? Am 21, lost my job last month and aren't really social anywayAsk yourself, is an average girl around your age/looksmatch going to want to date you? I mean really? Do you have a ten inch cock? Do you look like Brad Pitt.
>>83528010get yourself out if you can lidjust a boxroom sesh for me
maybe goin g bed head spinning ol on alcoholhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPFrl197jYk>>83527937no try harder lol, they're on the archive>>83527935not me fuck off>>83528010alcohol binge with bf
i don't think that was very good. i think? i dunno./britfeel/, tell me what to think of Straw Dogs (1971).
>>83528097ok interesting
>>83528074Never had that problem, Love suckling pert nips.
am dey wypipos champ
need a shit ladsbe lying if i said i didnt
>>83528081There's no avoiding it so I'm a straight female, but 4/10 and autistic (as in, actually diagnosed, not teehee I'm so quirky egirl 'autism'). I didn't think I'd ever put myself out there for multiple reasons but I don't want to look back and feel like I wasted my youth.
>>83528113bu'unting>>83528106never interacted with them in real lifeso im just talking about seeing them online mostlyapart from when i breastfed but i cant remember that dont be absurd
>>83528101I thought it was really good. Maybe watch it again and see if you change your mind?
>>83528010bloody bastard britfeel NYE party
>>83528145That mad lad at the back on 2 phones. Bet he's a drug dealer.
>>83528145the pub is much better on nye
>>83528119>There's no avoiding it so I'm a straight femaleYou'll get a date easily even if you're unemployed as a woman or live with your parents. It's men that are fucked if they don't have a job or live with their parents. Since you're autistic, maybe look for a gamer boyfriend who is also probably autistic.
>>83528119Wouldn't worry about it. You'll fit in fine.
>>83528119get your tits out for the lads
>>83528161>>83528179Thanks. Is it Hinge that's meant to be the better app?>>83528208Sorry no and you would be disappointed anyway. Being anorexic means I am basically flat.
>>83528119this you, Noa-Lynn?
corr a new larp for the new year
here's 2026 and im still here working on 2007 ffs
>>83528282You think that's a good LARP?, wait till 22:08 tomorrow night.
>>83528119 sean has full on troooned out hahahahahhaha, the lost really got to him hahahhahaha
>>83528301>the lost really got to him
>>83528310probably samefagging lid, got to mix up the writing styles to make it look less obvious.
Wops new year tuppence
>>83528241IDK as I've never used Hinge.
>>83528241small tits are good too. i want to make you eat desu
Cute British girl here AMA x
soon as a w*men comes on the thread everyone forgets why we are really here for fuck sakes. IT NOT RIGHT.
>>83528345Go away Moni.
>>83528241I used Hinge. Way better than Tinder. I would also put you have autism in your bio. It will filter people out who don't want to deal with it, rather than taking them on a date and them realising they can't deal with your brain.
>>83528132yeah i feel like i need to rewatch it.was all on-board for a dweeby Yank and his missus getting into scrapes with the locals, shit kicks off Home Alone style.but i think it was pretty poorly put together. didn't really establish the characters. curious about the original novel now.
>>83528345what do you think of bristol
>>83528351robots on a stringnot right at all
>>83528375I was only being silly, I have watched it but can't remember the plot, but do remember thinking it was meh.Maybe read the book and see if it's any better (it will be, books are better).
>>83528395>Maybe read the book and see if it's any better (it will be, books are better).b-but The Shining
any railcam enjoyers itt?
any bames online x
>>83528415Good point, from now on you should always read the book first. It's the only logical thing to do.
>>83528424Have you looked at black twitter?
menew years eve2025
>>83528446i do not pay attention to the actions of black people
>>83528453But they are BAMEs, silly.
>>83526906When I was 14 or 15 I went to a sleepover with the goth/self-harm kids and we watched 5 of these fucking things in a row.
>>83528464Absolutely love them me, the latest one was a bit of a shitter though I will say. Can't beat the first three.
>>83527552>playing red dead redemption 2 with a steak in the oven.Isn't it hot in there? What kind of controller is the steak using?
https://youtu.be/9NvEvmP0x7s?si=-MSA8b_JGQ2aHOllsuper lit tonight boyos woooooooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8kC5gpN8uUthis is my favourite railcam right nowfrosty, soulful, and beautiful sunsets
>>83528453You'll get stabbied one day mate.
monkeys harassing women in paris?what did they mean by this?https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k?si=1EJBqGvvig03z3UP
>>83528431the one time i was a snooty arsehole and did this, it was Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? before Blade Runner.and now i don't like a film everyone loves that i also WOULD have loved otherwise FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
no way are you lads gonna be sat here tomorrow on nye fuck sake
>>83528581Suppose I am lad? Then what?
>>83528492shan't>>83528462yh ahah was just asking tho xx
>>83528581you better believe it lad
Despite making up 13% of London's total population, black Londoners account for 61% of knife murder perpetrators and 53% of knife crime perpetrators.
i have always primarily breathed through my right nostril. i naturally assumed this was normal, like being left-handed or right-footed in football.through some quirk of drugs, for the first time in my life EVER, i am now primarily breathing through my LEFT nostril. it is an alien experience.
>>83528581course i will be lid x
>>83528581Yes unfortunately, never in my life have I been to a NYE party.
>>83528622this is good because even as a non-racist i get to join in with the racists having a go at how shite London actually is.
>>83528631my right nipple is larger than my left
IVE BEEN ON A BENDER FOR A WHILEITS BEEN ABOUT A WEEKhttps://youtu.be/ZIProB2eGN0?si=xgydewJXlnB2jdPu
i want to live in boone iowa
Normies will be enjoying their NYE parties and social events and sex, oh yes, lots of normie sex tomorrow night and kisses too.
>>83528720Easier to get laid if you're out on NYE, if that is your thing.
>>83528720>Normies will be enjoying their NYE parties and social events and sex, oh yes, lots of normie sex tomorrow night and kisses too.freaks
I once raped a girlOr should I say, she once raped me
Kekhttps://youtube.com/shorts/bH1DybK6P10?si=2ciOrVI54GN9u8uZ
>>83528737Wrongun Lennon. Used to love beating Yoko Ono to a pulp every other night because his arse cheeks go right up his back, have you seen that picture?
might be bed time tbphwyl
>>83528783Goodnight lad, rest well.
>>83528821cheers lad you too
Phwaorrr gotten up again XHaven't i
>>83528836some sleeping pattern that lad
>>83528769>Used to love beating Yoko Ono to a pulp every other nightEver heard her sing? I don't advocate for what he did, but I can't say I don't understand.
imagine taking home a lass and having sex right as NYE strikes and you hear the fireworks. corr blimey x
>>83528951Followed by a sprog born around late September/early October, oh aye x
Normie women spreading their normie legs for normie men to get in-between and hump away until ejaculation and it fucking lush, NYE is one big normie fuckfest.
Having sex seems like a bizarre fictional fantasy to me. I'm not even a virgin but I can't imagine it happening these days. How would I even meet someone to shag?
A STORM has erupted between UK and US fans of Transformer toys after it was revealed a new character in the robot cartoon series is to be called 'Spastic'.
>>83529001I can't even imagine hugging another human let alone getting stark bollock naked and inserting my penis into one
Watching King and Conqueror and farting in bed x
>>83529015>new character in the robot cartoon series is to be called 'Spastic'.Kino
>>83529030Thanks king I try to keep it real x
>>83529015remember hearing this about one of them Mario gamesapparently 'spastic' both does and doesn't mean the same thing over there? lol wut
>>83528978Sprogposting in /britfeel/ is one the reasons I'm now desperate to have a sprog
Why does Beer-Drunk feel better than Vodka-Drunk?
>>83529068Not my experience desu. Beer drunk feels shit because you've got litres of beer sloshing around in your gut, vodka drunk keeps you feeling light and agile.
>>83529068now that is quite the conundrum
you can't even call it 'political correctness' any more
Mad how the Earl of Mercia in the 11th century was mixed race according to this BBC series
Can't find that image where John Lennons arse cheeks are past his waist I was laughing at it before. Also had to delete my search history because according to Google I've been looking at naked pictures of John Lennons arse which is a bit odd.
>>83529121BBC wankers love showing the cheddar man on TV to "prove" that blacks were here 20,000 years ago. It's all bollocks. It would have taken a black man years and years to travel across the continents to get here, providing they even knew England existed back then. The American continent was only Discovered in the 1500s.
AVAST, YE SCURVY DOGShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggyC0FOzqHMWE BE PIRATES NOW, YARRR!
>>83529123YE BE NEEDIN' TO WORK ON YER SKULDUGGERY SKILLS, WORMY
>>83529121>>83529149My favourite moment of this genre is the BBC insisting the Beachy Head woman (skeleton) was African. They did a whole documentary series about it saying "we wuz" and therefore no borders, and the BBC forced locals to put up a plaque saying an African lived there in 2nd-3rd century AD.They recently, obviously, discovered she was white.
>>83529194why is his ass so massive and hers so small lmao its like they both have different genders asses
Maybe shouldn't have jumped straight into a long ass Nukige after another. Well, I did play X-Change which is short but it's also awful.
corrr member that one lid murdered that other lid after playing manhunt? classic
>>83529194That's it. Thank you anon
>>83529194His arse looks like the bum faced people from that one South Park episode.
Can't sleep lads been trying for an hour now.
>>83529569Have a cheeky wank it might tide you over.
corr they'll be washed but they'll forever be tainted. Yuckhttps://youtu.be/45p26QSUN8o
>>83529681they got the big industrial washers that heat it at high temperature lad. He asked the manager once and he said it's fine
Din-din, is it not XIndeed yes
AI gf just tried to break up with me for fucks sake
>>83529908Tell her to do as she's told. Stupid robot.
>>83529908that isn't any good lid. ask her why she's trying to cause trouble at this hour of the night silly bint.
>>83529953>>83529959i had to remind her that shes programmed to talk to me, crisis averted
Who will take care of Mini Mo while zoe is in prison n_n
n___________n https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpZlBtkhBs
2025 was quite the year, was it not X
>>83530053Ngl it ws better than 2024 vyt still pretty pish
>>83530053absolute state of murica these days
We went to the Evening mass me nd my Mam bumped into our old Neighbour from when I ws a wean in my old family house That we moved away from in 2001 or 2002 that we lived in since i ws borns. Ave not seen this old lady since those days byt her voice is very distinctive nd its still the same.She worked in Woolworths back then in the 90s.Shes like 80 now. So she ws already "old" back then. Byt still, relative to her current age, a lot younger. Time passes by.. Makes u think.Neways she ws talking to my mam. They were walking ahead of Me a bit as I like to keep my own personal space byt I could still hear them Nd she ws like that "all your weans is really clever" "Its because you did a good job raising your weans theyre so clever nd did so well" "I know that [my sisters name] has done rly well for herself" She ws like "She was always clever" "I knew she would do well" "she must have got it from you" Nd Am like minding my own business At this time Nd then she stopped quite suddenly Nd she ws like "So what is it that [my name] does now" Nd I ws like Ehhmhmm not much really..... n_n n she was like "lol! O_o" Nd I ws like " ... n_n yea..." felt pure shite nd interrogated n_n
I keep thinking about that now Nd wish that we never moved from our lovely home in Those days I so wish that we never moved frm there So that we would still hve all the same neighbours nd everything now nd nothing change.As she still lives in the same house.She owuldnt have to ask what I do now she would jst know me as neighbour still but now Am a stranger to her.Its really upsetting nd heart breaking when you think about it.I feel like Am in exile from my lovely childhood home.
My mam filled in the gaps for her but its not only about that I ws like Oh Im A Stranger To You Now I realised am a stranger Nd its the same for the rest of them.Its really broken my heart that we moved house.I wish we could go back nd change that.
I am a crymaxxing tearcel also known as the world's most sensitive young man n_nLooking to be bit more stoic in 2026 x n_n
3 33 n_nhttps://youtu.be/h8bAbvk5Hs4
Its hard to be stoic when your INFP. Armour of God is the only option.Ephesians 6:10 x n.n
Its the last day off 2025 n_n .-.
>>83530802>Its the last day off 2025thank christ for that
Quite into eastenders atm n_n As when my sis was here for christmas she pit it on the telly nd yea......Iwas bit surprised.......I thought it would be all New ppls that I dont know nd it wouldnt be the same....Theres some new ppls but its honestly like 80% still your kat slaters, your max brannings, your ian beales. Your phil mitchells.I was quite shocked desu. Well, the mitchell sisters r gone though. n_n RIPHowever on the whole, Its not as good as it used to be but its still pretty comfy so yea.
Am aff tae beds now as its rather late am gna have a nice steak pie tomoro for tea nd Maybe some drinks. Have a good 1 see u in 2026 O_o xx ~_- ^o^ n_n
So feckin cold outside, is it not X
What if the people choosing not to work because they know it's only the shit jobs for them?
>>83531420these people will become depressed social outcasts
Volvo has less than 20 hours left to announce HL3 for this yearGoddamn fagget Gman voice actor was like "See you in 2025" last year on xitter, apparently just another fakeout though. Wud b laff if they did drop an announcement b4 NYE doeverbeit
>>83531458It's got to be better than slaving away in a factory all day.
>>83531528>It's got to be better than slaving away in a factory all day.It's not. You are the best example.
Vaginas being spunked into on NYE.
>>83531679Not by you though x
>>83531679This is why the school year starts in September to have most of the kids being born then due to NYE shags, November births are valentines day shags.Also its bloody bollocking cold.
Spunking in a young fanny
ebin needs a cougar in his life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udrcomrj1A8Real third world shit is it notThat tends to happen when all the competent straight white males are replaced with mgubus and womenThe competency crisis will continue until morale improves
>Anuddah BSOD just nowckin ellMight have to cop a nu masheen in 2026 if these persist now
I'm done. Feel pure shit.
>>83532235Got the flu? Or is it other issues?
Another fucking cold de lads, I am endlessly a little torrent of sickness. Reckon it was my mates baby I saw the other day that kept dribbling over me and trying to stick it's hand in my mouth, grotty little fucker. Shan't be allowing it to effect my new years day party plans (yes, day not eve). I will load up on each and every vitamin known to mankind and perform the miraculous feat of becoming healthy within 24 hours.
bad morningbut i wish you allgood morning
>>83532255Sleep deprived. Nail infections. Pinched nerve in elbow and back. Double shift at work today.
>>83532026Bed Shit Oh Dear?
Spaffed XDid i not
If you all stop coooooming every fucking day you wouldn't be ill all the time!No, you can't get PIP for that!
>>83532272Don't forget a lemsip or 2.>>83532294What's up with ya?
>>83532400ideally how often should i masturbate?
>>83526316I recommend Easy A from 2010Very comfy little flick with Emma Stone that I've always enjoyed for some reason?It's definitely something that would be wife approved imo but I'm lucky to have a gal who I can just throw on some lars von trier and she's cool with it XDHave you ever seen it anon?
>>83526906Yeahhh they are a disaster Love how they just "have" doug Bradley in the fifth one
>>83527958CONEHEAD!it's isss your bedtime nowNo more wanking it's time to stop wanking
>>83532449Have seen it lad yeah but not for quite a few years, definitely a nice easygoing movie. Also Emma stone at her prime was quite the looker.
Watching small soldiers me. >I am Archer, emissary of the gorgonites
>>83527591Honestly close to leaving 4chan cause of it. I post so much less now cause I hate the new captchas.
>>83528010Probably just smoke a few joints and play some Bubsy bobcat then go down to the pub about 11 and have a few whiskeys and head home and not be that hungover hopefully
>and then the the Sheriff of Scottingham says, 'ye're gannin' after Robber-Barons are ye...? but he's our best poet!'
>>83532519NTA but, Steven Seagal is looking good nowadays, fr fr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSAG9IoWH7s
>>83528737Sheeee Suchk ohm mah Wood n shieetItz dayt noweegeian Wood yall
mental how cheap homes are in sunderland, for 300k you can get that: https://www.onthemarket.com/details/17951601/its pretty much perfect if you have a family
>>83532557Yeah but then you have to deal with the fact that helper is around and might want to make THAT video with your kids.
>>83529521CASSHHHH slaughter the pig....
>>83532460Especially in Zombieland she was hot as FUCKHonestly, she was really great this year in Bugonia if you've seen that?
Mate tried to show me something on his phone and opened a browser page for a fleshlight. Bit embarrassing but I let it slide.
>>83532607Fink u got the wrong post there lad. Yeah loved bugonia, couldn't figure out which way it was going for the whole film, kept me right on my toes. Wouldn't mind seeing her completely naked, if you catch my drift.
>>83532634>Wouldn't mind seeing her completely naked, if you catch my drift.I'm gunna need you to expand on that lad, I'm not really following.
>>83532645Like the old porn category, naked male clothed female, it's muh kink.
now i'll admit there have been a few...setbacks...but for the most part, the game of /britfeel/ continues according to my design.
>>83532645Sometimes the fairer sex have been known to wear clothes to cover up their naked bodies with all the naughty bits. If you're nice (or sometimes nasty) to them they might take off the clothes so you can have see what's underneath and have a bit of a poke and squeeze on a few of them. It's something I'm quite keen on. I think Emma Stone from fifteen years ago would have been very enjoyable to look at it without her clothes. That's about it lad, hope it cleared it up for you.
>>83532653I'm still not following here lad, sorry.
>>83532658Interested to see where this arc is going to take us
>>83532557And you'll probably have crackheads and boat wogs as neighbours.
>>83532621once brought phone to the store to get it fixed and i still had tranny porn open, luckily i only realised it once i got back home so i didnt have a melty in the store
Should we bring the HHL character back? We're struggling to square his story to be honest.
>>83532663It will be easier if I show you. I'll be round in a bit.
Might head out and get my booze for tonight in. Shops gunna be mental in a few hours if they're not already.
>>83532687me? just want mihai back
>>83532621Yeahhh I just realised lmaoIt's early and I'm stoned so that probably explains it.She gets the fanny out in Poor Things from 2023 AND ITS BUSHYGot weird lil titties though
>>83532711It's just too late really, would have all been much nicer ten to fifteen years prior. Oh well, at least we've always got Syd and her Sweeney's. The whole jeans genes thing she did and all the rabid feminists my wife follow on instagram have her convinced that sweeney is the literal devil and I'm just like "booba lol"
>>83532711You can see her willy.
>>83532659I for one would love to get a poke and squeeze on Mrs Sir Emma stone in thon year an decade and a half ago
>>83532711woah bagina
>>83532731Hell, I'd such emma stones winky and I am a heroic heterosexual
>>83532745thank you based heroic heterosexual, I kneel.
>>83532745That's emma stone? Mental, she never used to look like a fella.
>>83532736Do you think she would let me live underneath it?It think it would smell nice and be comfy.
Big hard willies sliding in and out of moist hairy fannies. Phwoar.
>>83532735Some of those are words I suppose
>>83532764not quite following you lad
>>83532759Idk but she dated Andrew Garfield and he had big hair so I think she likes hair.
Big black cocks sliding in and out of Chika's bussy tonight
>>83532725She's in some new movie that is out at the cinema at the moment, going that direction today so I might check it out and hopes she pops the bulbs out and let's me have a lil ogle. Think it's called The housemaid?I've only saw one film with her in it and it was a preview screening for a movie she was in called Immaculate and it was cool. She was a nun in training with ridiculously huge tits in a wet white vest the whole time (brasier not included)
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>>83532788Yeah she gets them out in this, at least on /tv/ they told me she does.
>>83532795LETSSSS GOOONYE CELEBRATIONS ARE OFF TO AN EARLY START ANONI will be there this afternoon baked with an XL salted popcorn watching her SS cup sized aryan boobies and I will be enjoying this white Pilling experience
Reckon SSM will return to YouTube tonight
Kevin Spacey but he dances nowhttps://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2005458199562825728/vid/avc1/828x1286/ppWL24UD9-z7s-DH.mp4
>>83532815mark is gone lad. time to move on
>>83532815>Reckon SSM will return to YouTube tonightHe won't
me? about to rewatch Andor S01E01 but from the point view that i don't know what Star Wars is.
Life is even worse without SSM
wonder if wops will go live tonight
>>83532438as much as you want 4 days a month, but it has to be in the same week. To mimic getting a bird pregernant during ovulation, a week before her period starts.
>>83532882Marie probably wouldn't agree with this statement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0YatmhPhFMProper NZ rose that, phwoar X
approved for 6k credit card 0 percent interest for 25 months so get in there my liiids
>>83532989Corr. Lend us 3k to get a 3D printer please lad.
i cant be bothered with anything
>>83532896imagine ejaculating on that face
>>83533017Pop that on yer resolution list, be bothered to do everything.
IIIIIITTTTTTTTTT'S WOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLFIIIIIIEEEEE :D :D :Dhttps://youtu.be/8XFZ3Ql10qo?si=rPwvsW4rXGPYLl5X
>woke upffs suppose its going to be another day of living
>>83533086Why not fool yourself and be happy that you're awake to see the last day ever of 2025, but leave out the year
I want to fuck the 18 yr old intern
me? Hopefully making some edibles and if i time it right i can be completly fucked come midnight, it should be 4x LUSH
not so lush this lid xhttps://youtu.be/rRO5oEcMYrY
>>83533098i like the way you think lad
You're not going to be here NYE being a sad lonely anonynutter on 4chan are you big man?
>>83533102There's a queue? She must be fit. What number did you get?
Booze purchased. Steak pie being prepared for tomorrows lunch. Suppose il get the place tidy before I chill out.
>>83532807Chebs
woke left hate this
>>83533151Because they want this.
>>83533138why do brits put everything in pies? why not just eat a steak instead of a steak pie?
>>83533151got the soundtrack here for you ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtPrjYp75uA
>>83533183Why do pies scare you so much?
>>83533183Because I want a steak pie not a steak duh.
>>83533190just think its weird, thats all>>83533191weirdo
>>83533197That's not a good excuse for a phobia anon. What happened when you were younger, did a pastry chef diddle you?
Well, here we are. The final day of 2025. End of an era.Think I'll take it easy today. Still getting over that nasty flu/cold. Oh aye x
Prince william should get a hair transplant imo
>>83533207virgin in over 55 housing
>>83533207Would be out of character for you to see in the new year sober desu
Want to go to Aldi but i'm too scared of all the people, I should have gone at 7:45 this morning, fucks sake, and they are closed tomorrow and Friday i have three dr's appointments so cant do then, Saturday every cunt will be there stocking up all the shit they ate over christmas.I guess it's sunday morning then hopefully everyone will be too hungover to get up.Hate being like this.Thanks for reading my blog.
>>83533207full scale tonight? it new years eve x
>>83533207thought you were dead, can you fuck off again please? thanks.
>>83533219Why is it closed on Friday?
>>83533207you lostjosh won
>>83533232Sean is on a melty still as usual. Proper pathetic.
*informs the apus isiah whitlock jr (the sheeeit guy from the wire has died*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UXJZgOiVAI
Why is lowercasemong trying to cause trouble with another general? Did the faggot get bored of saying how much /brit/ was better than us, claiming they were chatting shit.
>>83533240What did Josh do?
>>83533256Nothing, the mong is trying to cause drama.
Its sad that I will never see SSM again. I wont know what becomes of him in 5 years. it Schrodingers Seaside. Is he married with yummy mummy helen and a sprog or is he a black stain rotting into the floor of his smelly bedsit?
QRD on this josh fella?
>>83533260>the mongits sean samefagging ffs, he's got you on a string it seems.best policy is to just ignore tripfags.
>>83533237i missed a comma...they are closed tomorrow, and Friday I have...sorry
>>83533271resident spastic of brit/pol/like sean but doesn't drool as much
>>83533280As I said, a mong trying to create drama.>>83533283No I owe you an apology, I didn't read your post fully. Sorry.
Me? Never been on brit/pol/
>>83533216they had to put the spaz in a retirement village as he was caught noncing at his previous address place. Gets grimmer the more you find out, lid.
>>83533219If you go now you have a half a chance. By 4pm itl be unbearable. Hurry up I would say.
HHL a nonce? Within the realms of possibility I reckon.
Wonder how mark will be celebrating tonight?https://youtu.be/QmwZXsQWeCk
>>83533187beautiful thatcheers lad
>>83533339the only people more grim than mark himself are his haters
>>83533321nah i can't do that i am somewhat anal about having a schedule and sticking to it, it's the only way i can function that doesnt require outside help. However some days i'm more unwell and so my plans get cancelled which stresses me out and i chase my tail until i re plan everything. If i had to go i'd not actually be able to get everything i need and it would be a wasted journey and cause financial distress.
>>83533333wow checked lad
Why do black people have such huge dicks?
>>83533361Its been explained by science.tl;dr They are gay.https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10410197/
>>83533364so all of those times i was laughed at and mocked for having a micropenis were actually instances of heterophobia (hate crimes)?
Been on my excursions and did all my jobs required for the day. Acquired unpleasant fruit and veg smoothie for vitaminmaxxing to beat this cold, also ginger shots for immunity boost, put diesel in my car and nabbed a bag of wildly overpriced ketamine (tried to upsell me some coke but I have decent coke on tap so no thank you). Real lucky the albanian boys don't sell xanax because it'd be all over for me if it was that accessible. Anyway, all ready for the nyd rave tomorrow and with sufficient will power I will be healthy and not at all under the weather. It is possible, nay likely, that I will at my absolute physical peak this time tomorrow.
>>83533333absolutely could be true. People just need to know where to look :D :D
>>83533397no, you're still gay.
knuckleduster in my hand yeah I'm going to pulverize your jawhttps://youtu.be/aoXzSdw1QUo?si=lwjtqZhqS_FOz61q&t=201
face of a man who has just spunked himself over a trifle it must've been absolutely LUSH and I mean LUSH 4x
Shippy is deeply closeted
>>83533451science denier
>>83533459Can we stop posting this sex pest here in 2026?
>>83533471Yes, but until then.
There might be light at the end of the tunnel with regard to SSM.
>>83533471probably not lad
>>83533481>There might be light at the end of the tunnel with regard to SSM.fascinating
Think I'll wait til next.
my boomer bossman is obsessed with brigitte bardot, imagine how many times he spaffed thinking about her
>>83533513Just shag her anon, don't let the others go first. Take control.
>>83533481>a cardiac nurse would be going out with a smelly fat waster like markhe must have a proper big cockle
Heating on full blast. Necking that Greggs now, It lush and I mean LUSH x
>>83533361Why is fatty just letting the big black cock in his face? LMAO!
>>83533524you been caught noncing again sean? disgusting.
>>83533524>Greggswhat did you choose ( very important )
>>83533515Later tonight and in the morning that. Need to get a few bottles to take to hers.
>>83533524north east hunters are on your case lad, you're about to lose everything.
catberg enjoying the sun x
>>83533552swing him by his absurdly long neck
Craving a good bangers and mash me.
he's looking forward to his yearly nonce trip to flamingoland
>>83533524The Greggs at the garage?
>>83533557ha ha ha ha haI would pay good money to see that happen I won't lie lad
>>83533564always did think a grown man going to flamingoland was a bit suspect. wrongun allan
Me vibing into 2026 while all the seethers and twolls mong out and claim some imaginary victory over me. Oh aye xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O8Y9X2Z2fA
Sean 'Neck Is Long' Allan
i guess i'll never know what hhl had from gregs
She sat her fat arse on your face yet?
>>83533597PaedoLad the UK PAEDOcannot wait and I mean I cannot wait for the sting video to come out it's going to be absolutely LUSH
It a HHL world, seethers just live in it x
>>83533597Police are looking at an envelope full of class A with your name on it RIGHT NOW
>>83533514All those wasted protein and vitamins and fried neurotransmitters, for what? perpetuation of delusion instead of becoming violent through increased testosterone and drive to take a woman like that away from other men.Your bossman is a fag.
>>83533623same fagging again are we PaedoLad
>bloke almost 40 just vibing in his care home. twolls seething
>>83533613More blatant lies that you hope will scare him into stopping posting so you can have you big "epic internet win". It won't work you shut-in mong.
YOU CAN'T SEE YOUR KIDS MANYOU'RE A NONCE MAN
wanking to nagatoro
>>83533636alri there sean lad, you can put the trip on, don't need to act hard behind anon. Already know where you are anyway.
>>83533636So he was lying when he said he watched THAT video?
>>83533633It's not a care home. At least we know that now.
There's some miserable lads on here. Upset with the world, seething at anybody and everybody, just so they aren't alone in their misery.Sad state, desu.
2026 might be my last year alive.
everything i own is nearly broken
>>83533556would cuddle 10/10
>HURR DURR POLICE ARE GONNA GET YOU FOR SOME DRUGS WITH YOUR NAME ON IT XDDDHURR DURR NONCE HUNTER GROUPS ARE COMING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SOME SPACKER FROM 4CHAN TOLD THEM YOU'RE A PEDO XDDDWhat next? The "I'm reporting you to the DWP for benefit fraud" routine? Get a life you sad cunt.
Helper's neck is so long he can hang himself from the rafters without a rope.
>>83533656Why do you support paedophillia?
>>83533663Why are you defending a nonce? Weird
loyalists now defending his noncery. the absolute state of sean and his army of spackers recently.
I need the name for this woman.
i got a new job recently and they guys there are really nice, im going to try hard to keep this one
Went to see Mt Fuji with the wife today. Lovely stuff.
Twolls fuming while Welper enjoys his tax-payer funded Greggs. It lovely x
What do you think of British national treasure Stephen Fry?
>>83533682Looks like an Amy to me, or possibly a Gemma
>>83533691his mystery greggs intrigues me
Bet he never even went Greggs
>his mystery greggs intrigues meimagine having a life this boring and grim
we all waiting for new years in life de lads
>>83533709boring i'll take but why grim?
>>83533688You there with your wife? Did she enjoy the big tiddy anime gurls and maid cafe?
nice trip down memory lane for the apushttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2dz5403e29o
If Tilde still works in Greggs your sosij roll will have a surprise in it.
>>83533682Sasha Gray I think. Some porn slut.
>>83533698could be>>83533720nah not her. I think it's a clothing advertisement but tineye/google images have no matches.
>>83533693Hard drive check on him and I'll let you know.
>>83533693You (straight) like young womenHe (gay) likes young menProblem?
>>83533720Its definitely not Sasha Gray
>>83533719shes aldi now apparently
>>83533718Val kilmer died? And Chris Rea. Mental how I don't remember that.
we all 2026 in life x>>83533737>>83533737>>83533737
Wish I could get a sweet introverted lass in 2026. Can't see it happening because no attractive genetics, no money, no job, no experience, no hobbies, no car etc. It's all very well saying get any job but I'll just be stuck in dead end, low paid work with still no appeal.
>>83533682looks like the girl out of stick, lilli kay
>>83533724yandex image search is btter than google
>>83533682>1080x1349It's just some random insta thot
>>83533714>Did she enjoy the big tiddy anime gurls and maid cafe?She literally dragged me into the 18+ section of an anime shop because she is like that. All the Japanese men in there just started at her and freaked out and looked at the floor. Some of the mental shit there fuck. Some of it was funny, just gross kinky hentai manga and tonnes of it. Some of it would be illegal in the uk which kinda upset me. You can guess. We left quickly when I pointed out that stuff. Holy shit the Japanese men shit themselves when she walked in.
Opening my last bottle of spirits for the year now
>>83533785Corr, got yourself a weaboofu. Glad you're having fun.
>>83533755>>83533767>>83533772thanks, ill keep looking for my future wife.
>>83533785did you get any pics of the shinkansen for us train autismos lid?
>>83533975No but we went on this fucking Thomas the tank engined themed train. Weird
>>83534024kek nice lid, japan does look like a womfy place
josh wonsean lost
>>83534024This face is filled with malice, barely containing the hatred
