New Year weltdown edition
absolute retard thought that was sasha grey lmaoooooo
Need him back for one more blast down Sandford Lane
PaedoLad the UK Paedo noncing at flamingo land
>>83533754>>83533763https://www.verywellmind.com/how-to-stop-obsessing-over-someone-8553633
Wendy STILL has no burgor. Stupid fucking slut
My marie lass had her 18th birthday recently.
Imagine celebrating new year in a care home for spackers and drug addictsGrim and I mean grim
me? ill have a side of willy with a side of pussy, same thing really innit
>>83533794a willy is just an enlarged clit after all, makes it no homo
If your wank fantasies became public knowledge how fucked would you be?
Me in the that 2026 xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O8Y9X2Z2fA
>>83533809>a willy is just an enlarged clit after allThe most retarded early 2010s tumblr trans reasoning. Thank god the world is slowly moving away from this shit.
>>83533810me? already happened, bit awkward but its okay, vanilla in the grand scheme of things
>>83533821is that how you feel when they tell you they're underage you disgusting nonce?
>>83533821in the care home more like lmaooo
>>83533810DVDlad would be hung and quartered.
All kicking off in Sydney xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L64AGtQ5p2o
does royal mail not deliver new packages between boxing day and new years? posted a tracked 24hr delivery on saturday and its still in one of the local depos, just updates every day with Item Received (depo name)
Going to York in 2026 because I have free will.
>>83533848Royal Mail are lazy bastards at the best of times de lid.
>>83533845filthy fucking nonce.
>>83533821Based HHL. Twolls will never take our womfyness away x
No attractive genetics, no money, no job, no experience, no hobbies, no car etc. Working isn't going to get me any closer to love. I'll be more miserably and alone than ever.
>>83533856I've heard it's a good place for a pub crawl
he probably had sausage roll hhl is classic like that
>>83533845careful you don't get sparked out. What is this I am seeing about him being a nonce? is it true?
Kek I like how he can't resist replying to every single HHL post even though he hates him. Obsessed freak.
>>83533874fucking hell here we go Sean is on a full blown meltdown bringing out his other tripfag personas to farm drama.
>>83533866aint got no cash aint got no style aint got no woman to make me smiIe but dont worry, be happy
Garn cottaging in Newcastle city centre later on meCorr.
>>83533879Kekking and howling is it wee lid?
Twolls give me the most (You)s and it lush x
>>83533848Did you not see the news lad? Andrew is no longer a prince, that's 1 less delivery driver. It all went downhill when Philip then the queen died, they tried to hire another delivery driver, but then Harry and her fled the country. No it's in shambles. No new blood to fill the gaps of the dying workforce, and if there's anymore scandles and they loose more drivers, they'll have to go out of business.
>>83533888cheeky little bumsesh my lad my lad?I bet its rife on new years
last day before dry january, low key looking forward to it, i needs a break x
Last spaff of the year phwoar x
>>83533902you're asking to be sparked out, aren't you?
>>83533888whats the best cottaging spot in newcastle?
>>83533902No one likes you. Sounds the opposite of lush x
>>83533870So I have free will to enter a public house and order a beverage. That's crazy I could do that.
>>83533919the more personas he makes the more people will like him, must make sense in his smol brain.
>>83533918Unironically Redheugh Park
>>83533919Speak for yourself, I've always liked HHL. I enjoy his silly posts and din dins pics, although sometimes I find his drunk rants a bit tiresome. I'd still rather have him posting here than all the mean posters and porn spammers.
>>83533918Can't tell you that. Don't want you lot showing up as I'm bumming some lad.
>>83533914another persona eh sean lad?freak.
>>83533950Aren't you usually the one getting bummed?
Next year you will still be alone and have another unremarkable year in the box room. This is just the way your life was meant to be incel. How do you cope?
im thinking now it was a steak bake
AB's asylum hell was probably the best audit this year. Those browns went feral on him. https://youtu.be/OEXp25usQcM
>>83533949He is a mean poster though. One of the meanest, I'd say.
i'm h-a-p-p-yi'm h-a-p-p-yi think i am i know i am i'm h-a-p-p-y
>>83533981Looool nice one de lid x
>>83533981HE DIDN'T CHANGE THE TRIPWhohoahahahhahahahaha
BUSTED! xx
Bit embarrassing there lad.
>>83533994i've been to the year 3000
>>83533999Trips of truth.Why didn't you bring us a treat back? A stick of rock is cheap af, yet nobody brings us 1 back.
Grim. Really really grim.
>>83534005there's a graffiti artist called grim near me
Nice false flag attempt. Why would I go waccies when I've literally just been to Greggs? And it's not even my tripcode either. Try again x
pathetic little worm x
HHL inventing demons to fight.when really, he needs to fight the demons within ( ._.)
>>83534026>xghayeee!
Any e bike lids in?Bought one yesterday for 20 quid (it has no battery)Anyone know how to tell what voltage it is and what battery i need by any chance? the bike has 0 logos/markings/warning stickers for anything
Love me a bit of dolly drama
Literally multi-tripping to cause drama SAD and I mean SAD!
>>83534041it should shy on the fuse of the plug of the charger
>>83534049he's an attractive man can't say otherwise
>>83534055say*im only a little drunk
>>83533995He didn't even change the Apu filename to uppercase like HHL does. Sad false flag atttempt.
sneezing nonstop and runny nose, life cant get any worse
>>83533995looks like he forgot to change out the name & trip before spackerposting ha ha ha ha ha. Why do people go to such lengths to cause drama? Is his life really that sad?
>>83534055no charger lid, only got the bike, the seller couldn't find the battery (they probably scrapped it) Does look like there are plenty of replacement batteries on ebay, just dont know whats the right one, or what way the + and - terminals are on the connector
Oi! Oi! What's all this this then?
>>83534060neck is a bit longer but otherwise hes ok
>>83534068you have no charger or battery? you bought scrap metal lad
Angelica giving Scottish Murmurs a run for her money for being ASMR Queen of Booba. Oh fucking aye xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyIf_l0cdnc
>>83534072>>8353407860sstate of it.
>>83534075it was 20 quid and its brand new ladworst case ill use the parts on other shitters, im pretty confident i can find a battery if i talk to the right peopleThey are only 130 quid on ebay
>>83534021You are pathetic lad. Really pathetic.
>>83534081Corrr stitched me up you 'ave, right and propah!
cross returned on new year'sit is as christiangs foretold
Cannot be arsedOff to beddinghams me X
we all looking for new years in life de lads, every day above 30 is a good day
he's on a full blown melty and it has just gone 14:30 ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ah ah ah ah
He'll be here at the stroke of midnight being an epic twoll and 0wning teh online personalities a YouTubers.
we all just want a sweedney gf in life lads
Me? 30 years old and sat in my childhood bedroom watching anime while all my siblings have spouses and kids and careers.
Me? 28 years old in my one-bed flat. Watching anime on one screen, gooning on the other. My sibling is married but sprogless.Could be worse eh.
>>83534204Phwoar those funbags are delish x
>>83534259delish funbags
>>83534259it all we want in life lad, simple really
>>83534276The way her boyfriend in this hanged himself out of nowhere just because he got cucked made me lol tbqh.
seethemong, give it a rest would you? have a drink. the thread yesterday was so nice without you and HHL
>>83533821Do the migrants let you leave the spacker compound to go to the club lad? Do you even have shoes and ID?
Travelling to Glasgow to check Crossys prostate, don't want him missing any tumours
Travelling to Sunderland or whatever shithole to break HHL out of the spacker home and take him to the club, like Ron does to Harry at the start of Chamber of Secrets.
>>83534364Brave taking a nonce on a night out, where are you really going? under 13's bowling night?
we love our ai chats on britfeel yes we do oh yes
>>83533958>How do you cope?The usual 16 hours a day cope posting, projecting and seething. You?
Bit of Fortnite then garn get sorted. Might have a few jars later. Might as well x>>83534259>>83534263>>83534276Oh aye x
>>83534421wee trip down to the lake later, lid?
>>83534427hope so, will make a phone call to his retirement village to let them know so he can be sectioned x
>>83534393Looks like some pretty crappy bot.
tonight its not about the bitches, its all about the hitches
>>83533754He's coming back soon.
Not even that bothered about going out tonight. Town is grim af these days and it too cold. Rather just have a few drinks in the gaff and keep safe and warm crossy style. Got them Sambucas on tap x
>>83534433>will make a phone call to his retirement villageYou won't
>>83534480Have some jars with Steve
>>83534484ok lid :)
>>83534484let himhave his lets pretend its all he has in life
>>83534489Think Steve is coming round to watch the New Year countdown later. I'm ignoring any texts from my smackhead mates. They haven't bothered with me for weeks so they can fuck right off.
>>83534538not a surprise you idolise ssm the predator, just like you, sean the nonce of thorney close
Told you a few days ago rotheranon was HHL.
>>83534568>Told you a few days ago rotheranon was HHL.Link to the post?
>>83534583On the 27th. https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83490402/#q83492987
>>83534538Me? Garn bed early today. Knackered af. New year's might be for you but it's definitely not for me.
>>83534538So you confirm that really is 'your' Steve?
>>83534608I'll party for you de lid. Someone has to fucking do it x
Wouldn't surprise me if I woke up tomorrow, and it was a different year,Screenshot this post.
It's still light outside. IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
No mates, sat alone no nye being the funniest sad act in you boxroom posing on 4chung is it,kings?
>>83534699>sat alone no nye
>>83534699off out later on. might phone post in here on the train later x
>>83534699wouldnt have it any other way me lad lod
Might order a years worth of food from burger king tonight.
why does HHL never go to one of bongo's clubs?
>>83534756hes more of a beehive kinda guy
Is HHL going to the beehive tonight? Heard they are doing the Hokey Cokey all night long
>>83534756He's kia ora for life..
>>83533786Oh no! What are you going to do now, lose weight?
Reckon we can smash this out before midnight and start a REAL New Year thread to include a containment aspect for all those sanctimonious cunts saying they will leave 4Chans cos New Year. Just watch. It will happen.
>>83534819I've only had Wendys twice pal. Didn't realise it existed until recently. They're really nice burgers though and I've wanted another baconator with bacon cheese fries but the stupid slut doesn't have any burgers
It all already 2026 in some countries.
Escortmong probably knee deep in high mileage clunge these days
>>83534854>all alreadyliteral spastic retard tryhard cuntdo us all a favour and leaveridiculous waste of oxygentedious clown
>>83534854>all already
>>83534854new year noncing in flamingo land spastic long neck lid?
I was having one of those deep thinks. It were good.
Gold Ship's futa horse cock in my arse.
Lots of nastie pasties here in the thread today.
>3 replies>all of them negativeBased welper got them twolls riled right up. Lashing out at welper is probably the only way they can vent their frustrations in life. Oh aye.
>>83534946One of them a few weeks ago said HHL looked like their school bully so that's why they hate him. Lmaooooo.
>>83534946trip on welper
>>83534960We all Welper in life x
>>83534968haha what a sad mong
He got bullied relentlessly in school so now he become the bully "of HelperLad on britfeel."
Neither of them ever cared a tuppence about what I felt about anythinf n_n~_~https://youtu.be/W82tejWDxHk?t=87
>he become the bully "of HelperLad on britfeel."
Being mean to HHL is the only time in their life they feel any sense of power. Won't do anything to their real life enemies though. Coward x
can't wait til there's lorechives of the lorechives, that'll really up the /britfeel/ metagame
Necking this wuppa then garn get sorted for this NYE party. Keeping it womfy tonight x
Proof he posts off trip LMFAO
>>83535011[generic lowercase insult]Also you lost or something XD
>>83535017didn't even change the filename haha dumb cunt
Not doing that thing tonight. Soz.
the prodigal son has returned.
>>83535017>>83535024have to admit, >>83535017, i noticed that too.you can't go around noticing things, when you've your own notices.
>>83535011Bag tonight? It NYE x
https://youtu.be/-oDBgZPfceU
>>83535028what about...the other thing?
>>83535085There is no other thing. It was 1 thing, and I'm not doing it!
>>83535083n'awwh.how do you find all this stuff?
if you don't like HHL's lifestyle...why do you support it?
>>83535124Reform will be in power one day, and their manifesto is all about cutting benefits
Why is every takeaway delivery drivers car on its last legs?
NYE ALONE KEKIN AND WRECKIN ON THE NAUGHTY BOY ANONYMOUS WEBSITE DE LID DE LAD DE LOD DE LUD XD XD XD
>>83535187why, to get to the other side!
>>83535233i issued you a challenge
Why has HHL been arguing with himself all day? Isn't that some advanced form of schizophrenia?
I agree. HHL really needs to stop responding to himself like that.
Are you going to show all your mates your funny posts you made on NYE on 4chon while you sat alone?
>>83535356You will be here alone mate. The rest of us are going out.
As for me, it's plapping Gold Ship.
>>83535363A man after my own horse heart.
getting some tunes startedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv0UiQ5n7SM
Not happy how cold it is rn n_n
Crossy seemingly fell out with me. It not right.
Crossy talk to me
>>83535383https://youtu.be/pKGoNBT5fCY
Crossy what have I done :(
watching Swingers (1996) me
creepy force sexual desperation stank
>did you think of >>83533913, >>83533950, and >>83534460?(all me)UR PROPER MENTAL M8 PURE AFF IT xD KEK HOWL SCREAM CREASE DE LID DE LAD DE LOD xD
>>83535426how was your christmas, crosslad? NYE plans?
oven thermometer says it's 15 degrees...and that's when it's switched on BEHEHEHEH
>>83535433Just reminded me I got that on DVD sealed a few months ago. Will add it to my watch pile. Good flick that. Christopher Moltisanti approved.
Watching Gang Bang MILFs 2 (2007) me
>>83535437deleted my post because it was all lies(stolen valour)
>>83535426crossy why are you ignoring me?
just got home ready to celebrate new years with my britfeelers hope ur all well and good x
>>83535426>twin tails>bangs>gangs>chokercorrrrr I can only get so erect
>>83535468cartoons make you hard? weirdo
>>83535017he posted generic helper slop with the rotheranon trip earlier, he got rumbled today that's for sure
>>83535467taiga new year oh ayecan't read these smudgy katakana that fan artists use bloody heckminori deserves some love too tbqh
>>83535011 you've been exposed, lid >>83535017
>>83535488Aye I saw it.
shoutout big dango family
you know every last detail about HelperLad's life. you could go meet the fella, have a chat.this thread is silly sometimes.
https://youtu.be/3w7CKEnGXNA?si=2C6o4EQ_UlMj8eVj&t=1251Autism meltdown. Something you mongs know all about.
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/tripcode/%21%212UWIG7rpwUX/what a life
>>83535528now that is one person I never thought I'd see posted here... rKevwonder how his bedford save is going on FM26, stopped watching after 2 weeks
>>83535533Lmao the mong is replying to himself.
>>83535542He needs to leave his fat wife and get someone who actually looks like a women and not a troll from an elder scrolls game.
>>83535544Even said goodnight to himself when no one else did
Shoutout Nayuki Minase.
HES LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3EU0aLu7iI
>>83535553lol how didn't anyone clock that one >>83466607>>83466614
>>83535553He completely forgot he was a lowercase poster here. https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83490402/#83492896
>>83535577When you have multiple personalities on the go mistakes happen. Lay off him.
Shoutout Sakaki.
>>83535570Got my hopes up
NOTE TO SELF I MISS U TERRIBLY X
>>83535608TIRRIBRU
the fatal flaw to this false flag is that UNIX and Windows have different rules for case sensitivity in filenames. just so you know.
>>83535602Corrrrrrrr! Look at that luscious head of hair. Absolute smelly gigolo he is.
>>83535622What are you implying my lad?
>>83535551I don't think that will happen, his youtube will fall off in the next few months and will need to supplement his income with her bennies.
>>83535636I think he's saying Bill Gates did it.t. Lad who got a D in IT in his GCSE's
Helper with the care home staff now after he's been rumbled.https://youtu.be/nddLIkN6QQc?si=YoZ0dOiZXniDmluQ&t=121
>>83535658Now that is top kek my lad ha ha
I know about computers me.
Analising Taiga so hard her rectum prolapses around my shaft.
IM GONNA BLEED IN THE CLUUUUUUUUUUUBive got weed in my luuuuuuuuuuungs
i've gone off new media. thinking about setting a date, like the Amish.when did films/games get bad? what was THE year? 2015? 2016?
>>83535658Why is this dickhead filming his kid having a meltdown? Fuck me.
I'm thinking 2 more rum and lemonades, a spliff, then I'll be ready for bed. I'm aiming for 19:30 - 20:00.
>>83535703There used to be far worse ones with massive meltdowns but he deleted those.
>>83535699Still good stuff being made if you look further than Hollywood slop.
>>83535709>a spliffjust puffing on some stardaaaaaaaaaaaaawg myself lad, go get yourself some
>>83535658this is just sad. why would a parent film this for the whole world to see
>>83535714I can't imagine a decent parent doing that. I had terrible meltdowns as a teenager and would be horrified if my parents immortalised them online.
plaap plap plaaaap plaaaaaap plap plap plapand imagine the smell
>>83535719I think mine's guava or guavadaaaaaaaaaaaawg.Have a goodun lad.
discord for people tired of discordjoin if boredgg/2vn5N8utzE
Never used discord In my life tbqh
shout out rika chan
>>83535732He's no catch himself. He's fat, unkept beard and is a massive manchild who spends all his time playing video games, playing with lego and soifacing at the latest marvel slop.
another noncecord is born
Adult men who spike up their hair are a red flag.
just dropped the fattest shit of my life it was like a small footballthink my arsehole is still slightly open
>>83535736i aint joining that shit nigga
>>83535765mind if i slip my cock inside lid?
>>83535775mate stop this at once
>>83535771>3 Sad sacks online
>>83535783Don't gape your arse if you don't want a cock inside you cheeky mare.
>>83535790cant control it mate it were fucking massive, like giving birth id imagine
>>83535794Corrr, mind if I stick a doll up there and watch you shit it out me lid?
>>83535765Think I strained too much other day because I've got a lump on my arse now. Doesn't hurt or anything, just annoying. Glad I'm not a bumder
im not engaging with u anymore mate you shant get anymore replies from me x
>>83535814Okay I'll tone it down mate as long as you don't ignore me. x
gonna make myself a nice ham and cheese omelette, treat myself to a 3 egger since its new year
>>83535636i'm implying that rotheranon was a twoll who appeared to set up a battering storyline that never took, and as a last-ditch effort he tried a false flag attack pretending he'd been Helper in disguise all along!the flaw here beinghttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83533737/#83533981>apu 125.jpgmaybe on your Linux box, m'boy. on our Windows machines we call our Apus 'Apu'! we needn't worry about our operating system distinguishing between 'a' and 'A' because the OS is case insensitive.
Great news gang, I have enough for 1 more rum n lemonade. So, starting the penultimate rum n lemonade, and rolling the spliff. Or, might go to bed after this rum, we'll see what happens.
>>83535717true lad, true, but there's old stuff i've not seen. stuff EVERYONE'S seen. i didn't even finish the first series of Game of Thrones yet.was watching a daft Titanic miniseries on iPlayer just now, and the...way it was presented, just wrong. but that'll be the new media, for the new kids, i want the old media, for me.
>>83535845Got a headache after two beers, me.
>>83535852Check out A Night to Remember (1958). Good Titanic flick that is.
>>83535845Grab some Lime Cordial (Rose is a good brand) and add that. Really elevates it.
>>83535855Maybe have a bit of water and a paracetemol? Decided I'm going to skin up now, and go to bed after this drink.>>83535869I'll give that a go next year lad, thanks.
>>83535836>maybe on your Linux boxyou are really, really, clutching at straws here lid sent from windows
>>83535836Was waiting for " and one more thing"Finish it off columbo style.
>>83535882w11 to be exact lid
I wonder what B Towers is like on NYE...
>>83535459Am not Wym?x
Had my last wank of 2025. Bring on the new year x
>>83535901Crossy why do you have beef with DVDlad?
>>83535836Helper it is over pal, you lost, just admit it for once. You got rumbled and you're on a NYE booze fuelled melty meltdown.
>>83535927Helper still has his loyalists. He the Wumpagrind king.
I felt like a toxic male after when I saids to my sister that Zoe wasnt fat before n she used to be fit she ws like "that's what happens when ppl grt older" Am like Yeah but she rly looks like a diff person now it's not only the weight i ws like that on my phone This is whst zoe looked like when i watched easties when i was in skool she ws like Yea i know Zoe!! I realised ave touched a nerve somehow So i drapped it. She was cute on Dr Who as well. She is still cute tbf I was just a bit culture shocked as she look so different byt it's alright, plus she has Mini Mo now, but I guess after that TERRIBLE Christmas episode shes gone now neways so
>>83535936Wouldn't be surprised if these 'loyalists' are simply him anyway.see >>83534968
Lost all respect for Helper ngl
>>83535916n_n I don't
i used to be hhl loyalist until i spoke to the care home staff
>>83535942Kek I said to my mum Zoe has gotten fat she wasn't happy
>>83535942thought this was gore with a bullet wound
>>83535836Based autist frogposter. Twolls btfo. Helper's world triumphs yet again x
Gonna make it as a neofolk artist in 2026. Watch out for me lads x
NYE ting n_n https://youtu.be/56iFxMxFWLE
Rothermong btfoSeethemong btfoDiscordmongs btfoTotal Welper victory x
>>83535953Go on then, you have to spill the beans about what was said. Don't blue ball me lid.
>>83535967U got bandczmp ? n_n
>>83535882Wonder how long little sean was thinking up that paragraph... only to be rumbled within a few mins ha ha.
>>83535980alri there helper lad
mammy making steak pieoh aye x
aight im out, enough tripfaggery today.
>>83535955INIT n________n>>83536009Samex
Ok, I'm going to sleep.*presses play on the /britfeel/ disco machine*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvq9r6R6QAY
>>83536027you on linux there la?x
hope evryone having a lovely time xwe should get some tuens going then xx>>83536026imyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SCQyBcHeDg
>>83536026ngl I didn't realise steak pie was a traditional Scottish dish to have on NYE (despite being Scottish). I'll put it down to me mammy and daddy being Irish
>>83536040No, my programmer socks are in the wash, so using an old windows 96 PC.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWCfClZuyBM
feel like a right wigger listening to kendrick lamar
>>83536027https://youtu.be/qTsaS1Tm-Ic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yyTxvzeGuwive been waiting for u every day and every night i just really wanna be with you
>>83536084https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
Having a melancholic new years eve.Posting melancholic tunes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNSH8OdHx2A
>>83536073love a bit of wendrick if I'm honest. saw him live in 2018 and it was quite the experience. all the middle class whiteys saying the n word lmao.
more like kenDICK GAYmar lol
At that NYE party nows.Plenty of drinks and picky wickies to be had x
>>83536109>Having a melancholic new years eve.>Posting melancholic tunes.miserable cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHXYvnYkRZghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oclDi6-uwmULonging.
>>83536109My favs vu song https://youtu.be/P4tS67TDo6Y>>83536096Oh aye
Slaters in detention n_n
>>83536159https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p52T9cXgjykim ur little butterfly x
>>83536159Good VU pick lad
Kat ws so hote back then to me.....,,i know shes Quite trashy byt I was a child..she hasnt changed that much compared to zoe
>>83536026bionic woman my arse eh?
>>83536149>At that NYE party nowsproof?
>>83536185corrrrrr look at zoes thighs she's creamin erself
It's impossible to eat four Boosts lads. Impossible.
>>83536198I had a battered Boost before it was lush
>>83536174no rite how ickle mo get womestically wabused
>>83536215mad when she hit trevor with the ironreally showing me fucking age here
>>83536176n_n https://youtu.be/F7kEt-Ton1Q
Ok, off to bed, see you next year.
>>83536149you losti won
>>83536198that anon has to be a late entry for larp of the year
>>83536196n_n https://youtu.be/JPTrrpHgpKc
>>83536248mind u sean slater had a brief hollywood career toodidn't last long thohe was in that shitty melissa mccarthy movie with Sandra wollocks
>>83536229thats proper old school xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww7sJNXud6c
>>83535836you're retarded, lid xadmit it helper LOSTthere is no winners
i feel like i was part of a silent majority that believed the lad. pic was blurry, but those wrappers were clearly open. #BelieveTheBoosts
>>83536225i remember it too lad...
ITT: Linux users rattled because they took today's autism pills from meds.txt instead of Meds.txt.
>>83536279they didn't look like full sized boost wrappers
what is everyone supping this evening?
>>83536365stella lid 18 cans for 12 quid at lidl
ive been riding with my choppa
hope he comes back tonight lids xset us up a waiting room x
SSM DEADIT SAD NEWS X
>>83536424https://youtu.be/wwQpyzWYRz4
just opened a box of after 8s even though its still 7xx
>>83536424>I'm writing to ask if you're dead
See the thing about HHL is, he's actually got a decent life. While you're sat at home for NYE, pussyless, friendless and partyless, he's out having a good time with his mates and dancing the night away. Feel a bit jealous me in all honesty.
>>83536485awrite Sean la hope you die on the coke next year and you're found by nursing staff in your pissy nappy you spacker cunt
>>83536445HIS LIVE AND I MEAN LIVE
>>83536485>good time with his matesoh yeah, will be a roaring time with the spastic club XD
wonder what woke nonsense they're gonna spew out for this years new years message
DONT THINK YOURE A G STAR JUST CUZ YOURE WEARING G STAR
COME ON THEN ITS NEW YEARS START MAKING SOME POSTS
Its a cheeky that she took a huff about what I said about Zoe as my sister is somewhat new to EE only about a year So in a way Its forgiveable byt on christmas MAx n Jack was arguing n Max ws like "hes always been jealous of me" She ws like "Why would he be jealous" "Max is creepy" "Max is ugly" [max ws shagging some lassie] "Why would she get with him" I Ws on the gin nd tonic So It was hard to explain what I meant byt basically that when MAX Branning is on the screen EVERYBODY WATCHES!!! Thats a Fact It doesnt matter What his flaws are as he has rizz. Whereas. Nobody gives a fuck about Jack Branning. Sorry Its harsh but am js. Hes alright. Hes the definition of Mid. Everybody has a opinion about Max even my mam is anti-Max n she doesnt even watch EE but Max is that Nigga whereas nobody who doesnt watch EE even knows who Jack is its just not a thing. I ws trying to explain that. Sorry is this Hollyoaks Where its jst all about whos the hottest model that has no rizz? Naw>>83536471Naughty x
fuck this im having a bath, triple egg omelette with shit loads of ham and cheese filled me right up so it did
>>83536365on the augustiner-brau
That Christmas ep ws pure pish though. n_n the first part ws promising byt it jst went nowhere. Still watched it award n_n
>>83536602two doors down? was proper disappointed tbqh
got the shits de lads yeah ive got the shits, nye has been cancelled for me. shitting out me guts atm.
Ngl as far as christmas eps it will never get better than.who killed archie those were the glory days n_n in the prime of my life as a young man n_n oh aye u know what am talking about ~_- n_n
never watched that eastenders me
>>83536612I was on about eastenders but I did see that.I thought it was alrite but ave never rly seen it much before until then so nothing to compare it to. Also enjoyed watching half of Jumanji nd all of Pirates of the caribbean during the day x n_n nd royle family made me sad as The alcohol mixed with my bloodstream nd I jst thinking about how much visibly better nd safer nd happier the country was only 30 years ago like, actual community nd Roses tins were huge nd stuff.........am like "lets not get political" n_n
if i was in eastenders id be a mitchell x
I asked Blad if his brother watches easties n he said that he said that he doesnt like it cus theres too much ppl shouting at each other Which is quite true however if you watch clips from the 80s nd 90s it was more mellow nd ppl actually talked instead of jst having a meltdown nd walking off the scene. Its honestly sad to think that the soaps have simply updated to match the real life that we live in now where everybody is Angry etc. Its like art imitate life. So its everything.>>83536691Cus ur a hard man? It aint the same w/o Peggy though the Mitchell sisters I miss Roxy especially byt both of them x
Like,, Sunita from Corrie is non binary and goes by they them.....In real life......Not On corrie...I mean the real actress woman in real life...Thats a 60yo woman.........Not being funny jst makes you think yeah...Were not in 2003 anymore..
>>83536725idk ngl ive not watched that eastenders mejust heard SSM say he'd be a mitchell in one vid once so thats what my choice wil lbe too x
footage of HHL and paige garning to the beehivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPiSB8fSviE
>>83536424The final seaside update R.I.P.
>>83536445why does he only have 2 viewers
The drinks just aren't going down tonight. Almost forcing them back. Gunna just call it I think. Stick a film on.
another shitty year on the booksnot looking forward to 202 AT ALL
Arbroathy lost. Suicide incoming 2026 x
got the nightcore flowing now x
>>83536883did any personalities win or survive?
any1 remember plug dj
>>83536901Ebin won by most accounts. SCEA probably won too. Zeus lost. BN lost.
Drank last night like a mong and don't have the guts for more alcohol
>>83536868it not rite what happen in edessa x
>>83535722You now realise that putting a dick in a woman and spaffing a kid into her doesnt improve you.
Getting wissed now me xhttps://youtu.be/ulZQTrV8QlQ?si=ZBHkDmiy6QvnIrDD
>>83536892Another nightcore Nye xx
>Sean said goodnight to himself when nobody else didhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83462658/#83466614
>>83536928dont understand what the fuck you're on about mate
>>83536931you have my mums music taste
>>83536934ofc matehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5snAA4-onionsi can walk o n watr i can fly xx
>>83536931>https://youtu.be/ulZQTrV8QlQ?si=ZBHkDmiy6QvnIrDDOh aye xx
>>83536945imagine tht lmao it repladed s-o-y to onions in the url fking stupid that
>>83536943he typed "202" instead of "2026", thereby implying that it's the year 201 instead of 2025, so i posted a screenshot from the wikipedia article for the year 201 as a funny little jokehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/201
Dunno what to do with myself.I cant drink, cant smoke, cant fap, cant eat, cant go out, got no family, it's cold, cant gamble.Am watching the dark knight and im not invested and i can hear happy people enjoying themselves.
When the kats r away the mice come out to play
>>83536928>A flood in Edessa destroys a Christian church, killing over 2,000 people.I guess god was busy or something?
vote mick clegg
>>83536892grim. this time last year i was on the strong zeros in tokyo. now im stuck at home in this poop country
>>83536977>humans exist for 100,000+ years>infant mortality is rife>wars over land, resources, women, tribalism, etc>life expectancy of 25>God and his angels sit up in Heaven with their arms crossed while all this happens for 95,000+ years>around 3-4,000 years ago they decide to do something about it>only reveal themselves to barbaric, illiterate middle east>not India or China, where people can think, read, and do science>tells them the path to salvation is to brutally murder, rape, and enslave their neighbors>oh and if they really want to impress him, they should cut a bit of skin off their dick>in return, he brings his chosen people to the only place in the Middle East without oilit's mental when you think about it. but then again theists don't think very much, do they?
>>83536991Need to be 18 to post here wee laddy u on your skool hollibags x
>>83537009lmfao u . proper cooked him mate x
>global flood>apparently nobody in Europe, the Americas, Australia, the far East, India, North or Sub-Saharan Africa or Central and Northern Asia noticed at allhuh, funny that
need 2 put them after 8s away before i eat the entire box
Fkin hell Stacey selling feet pics on OF storyline In 2023 n_n
>>83537056wer u glued to the screen then
>be Egypt>have one of the most extensive and well-preserved histories of the ancient world>but whoops just sort of forgot to ever mention anything about an entire nation's worth of jewish slaves they had, or that they miraculously fled, or that the entire Egyptian cavalry was destroyed when the Red Sea parted and then reflooded, or that a series of supernatural plagues ravaged their landhuh, funny that
>>83537036As long as u finish it before midnight 2026 will be fresh start n_n Ave got mint Terry's choccy orange mint flavour n_n
>entire nation of people roaming the Sinai peninsula as a nomadic tribe for 40 years>not a single piece of archeological evidence remainshuh, funny that
>>83537073>erry's choccy orange mint flavoh u know what i got ? xthem ones and therye well nice
Bit disappointed in HHL causing drama in the thread before, makes me think that all the seething and negativity is done by him.
>>83537094I'm certain it's almost entirely him. Average lad I've interacted with has nearly always been just a chill normal guy, only Sean seems to be intent on stirring shit.
>>83537120I think you're right, it was nice and chill yesterday when he wasn't here. But the question is why?
Blowing some chuffing good farts
>>83537094>all the seething and negativity is done by himnail has been hit on the head
>>83537140I suppose some people are just miserable deep down and cannot stand others not being miserable like them. It's a purely negative, toxic worldview/personality type. Crabs in a bucket, but it's about being unhappy rather than unsuccessful. Horrid people that we're better off without imo.
We all ABBA in life xhttps://youtu.be/3Uo0JAUWijM?si=r-YXsFw13woacI8I
NO I WILL NOT FIND THE IMAGE THAT HAS EXACTLY 2 EMPTY BOXESNO I WILL NOT FIND THE IMAGE THAT HAS THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF EMPTY BOXESNO I WILL NOT FIND THE IMAGE THAT IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS
gonna go out for the traditional new years eve /nightwalk/ tonight, go to the hill out in the sticks and watch all the fireworks
>>83537198Ahoy, it is your turn to walk the plank, spaz.
>>83537210Amber warning for death covering England.
How do I get close to you?
>>83537221I can't even imagine the sort of low pathetic neuroticism required to pay attention or give a shit about these absurd weather warnings. Yeah, it's cold. Go out or don't. Fuck me.
>>83536057Ngl I didnt realise english ppl dont have a steak pie on nye too. But ave heard yhat you cant buy scotch pies in england. What does english ppl eat on NYE?
And now he's pretending to be a pirate..
Johnny walker red label x
miss them i do :( x
Dropping acid in a mo
ILL COME AROUND WITH MY WINDOWS DOWN AND PUT A COUPLE HOLES IN YOUR G STAR
>>83537297see you on the other side lid
Got an E and weed, me
corr now she is lush and I mean lush x
What's your biggest regret lads?
Rotting me
>>83537360Being born x
This is when I reap the rewards of emptying the piss bottle earlier
>>83537331Guarantee she has a lovely rose pink arsehole
>Bored of video games and outgrown them>Got nothing else to do with my life so keep playing them regardlessShite really isn't it
>>83537445Fuck me lad you didn't have to hit me so hard with this one
what a weaponhttps://youtu.be/THK5j-wSbLw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSPBBRAh5F0I'm looking forward to CornwallI be living near the seaI been wishing my dream to come trueIt's being a mysteryMy dream is been wanting to live by the seaMoving to Cornwall has got to beThe future's bright, the future's greatYou've got to imagine what it can beMoving to CornwallIn OctoberI'm hoping it go throughThis is my dreamAnd this is what I wantMoving to CornwallIs only my dreamReaching outIt would be a dreamMy inspirationIs my dream [?]I'm moving to Cornwall fingers crossedMy dream is coming trueWith sea viewsYou have to understand
>>83537360My choice of degree and staying in my room the entirety of uni.
>>83537489>and staying in my room the entirety of uni.Haha fuckin' el lad are you me? i spent two years at halls during uni and in my first year i spent most of it playing League instead of going out. Second year I tried to branch out. Hit on two different girls at a bar one night, they both rejected me and after that I simply gave up and when back to gaming before I moved back home with my parents for the 3rd year.
Sharnyt be watching this years London firewokes
>>83537483Dead at 51. I'm still in shock desu
>>83537489I look back on my university years and think what the fuck was I THINKING?>going to university>going back when they tripled fees>choosing obscure lab science>taking out a fat loan to spend on halls>not buying bitcoin with itAt least I dropped out for good after the second time. SLC sent me a letter for 15k once but I just ghosted them.
fireworks are for the gays and limp wristed woke lefties
>>83537533He isn't dead.
Feel quire sad that christmas is over Back to same old same old nows x.-.
>>83537519I heard you have to pay. No friends to go with anyway. Maybe I'll cycle to the top of Ally Pally and watch from a distance
4 x it not right
New Years Eve total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
>>83537512Oh aye same as me lad, was in halls for two years then third year my parents put me in... private halls. Never shared a house, never even shared a bathroom, was cloistered away the entire time. I was into LoL as well, but quit when they took out twisted treeline the fahkin cunts. I also tried putting myself out there in second year, telling myself I'd reinvent myself, be happy, outgoing, successful, social etc. maybe even get a gf if I was lucky. Tried talking to four or five girls, every one of them basically told me to fuck off in the first 30 seconds of talking. Realised that, ah right, this is *it* as they say. Never bothered trying again. Now a 31 year old virgin.But really my choice of degree was shit. I fell for the STEM meme because everyone was telling me it was a good idea because it would lead to a job, maybe even a good job. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL fuck right off. Was unemployed for 14 months just like everyone else after graduating and eventually found a job absolutely totally nothing to do with my degree. Would've rather just studied a degree I was more interested in desu.>>83537538Aye, totally useless and actively harmful for most people imo.
corrrr now she is LUSH i tell you LUSHhttps://www.youtube.com/live/YFxHx-PMHa0?si=zBCvBnTBmy5OMncR
You lads *do* have somebody to kiss at midnight, don't you?
>>83537552Costs between 20 and 55 quid, depending where you stand. Mental.
>>83537592Yes your mum
>>83537598It costs millions, it to be paid for somehow.
>>83537587Would absolutely love to completely defile her petite body.
My heartbeat is beating at an irregular rate. I hope I have a heart attack and die tonight God willing.
>>83537651Get some booze in you lad
>>83537582>I also tried putting myself out there in second year, telling myself I'd reinvent myself, be happy, outgoing, successful, social etc. maybe even get a gf if I was lucky.I think we're just fucked lad. I don't know. Like we tried right? In my second year I was hitting the gym and was getting pretty strong. I legit through I'd have a chance with a girl cause of this. But it didn't matter lol. Meanwhile, lanky tall skinny lads who were in my flat were getting laid lots. There was an Irish lad in my flat called Matt who was pulling a new girl weekly and he was skinny as fuck. But he was very outgoing, extroverted and confident in himself. >eventually found a job absolutely totally nothing to do with my degree. Grim lad. But having a degree at least makes it look like you aren't a retard. I took a degree in IT and ended up in marketing.
>>83537670I'm tee total lad, not interested in the stuff.
>sitting in flat>enjoying some anime, vidya, food>start feeling relatively content>watch something funny on youtube, actually makes me smile>everything feeling generally alright>catch glimpse of myself in the reflection of the window>instantly and immediately feel like utter miserable shit seeing my fucking ugly freak face that no woman could ever love or desire>entire evening completely ruinedwant to kill myself lads, ngl
>>83537689the geneticspill is brutal innit lad
>>83537582I'm still bitter about being pushed into it. Total scam. However it was because I couldn't get laid why I dropped out. Sitting in your room alone hearing everyone else having sex fucking sucks. I realised it was a scam years later when I saw all of my peers with degrees working retail and actually looked into the details of the loan repayment.
>>83537689For me it's a permanent impending doom feeling. It's like I'm waiting for something bad to happen and I can't shake it off.
for me its the failure to keep up with others. I know people say don't compare yourself to others but its hard not to. people i knew in high school have kids, mortgages, careers etc and im still stuck at the mummies house on 28 grand a year
>>83537689>>83537705I don't believe in the looks pill. See plenty of ugly blokes with birds.
>>83537689Sort of similar except instead of my looks its when I hear myself use my voice. Instantly reminded that I have a rasped, squeaky gayboy voice. Insanely blackpilling. If I somehow managed to have sex with a woman literally anything I said during or any noise would make her vomit or laugh so hard she would get cramps. My voice is simply not conducive to having sex.
I'll be eventually found dead from alcohol or drug related death
2026 is the year of the state mandated girfriend, by lottery.ORYou can join the army and go fightWhich way white man?
last thread of the year x>>83537771>>83537771>>83537771
>>83537739>See plenty of ugly blokes with birds.but they also have ugly birds as well lad. show me a fat manlet with a thin blonde bombshell. only time that happens is when the man is rich
watched that new Naked Gun. few big laughs out of me, you've won me over, film. Liam Neeson is no Leslie Neeson, thoughever.just been helping that mate A crack some Steam game which she did fine but then there was a part 'Open your inventory by clicking the triangle on the right' and it didn't work. thought it might be some copy protection thing, installed the game myself, got it working, played to that point, and it just worked. then i was like 'A, did you try just...clicking the triangle on the right?' and oh aye, that works, hahah we're laffin.No Umbrellas Allowed, some type of Papers. Please x Recettear thing in a vaguely cyberpunk future? just sort of zopicloned my way through the tutorial tbqh.
Once again I've ate so much I can't be arsed drinking anymore.
Few sambucas xBeen a womfy night so far x
>>83537689>>instantly and immediately feel like utter miserable shit seeing my fucking ugly freak face that no woman could ever love or desire iktf lad
Any cute trans girls in tonight x
>>83538067you've been rumbled lid. the jigs up.you lost.
new fukin year init?
