Stay warm and look cool edition
no snow for me, sunny outsidegot the window open me and its lush
west sideeast sidenorth sidemidlandshighlandssussexyorkshire
>>83562266filtering pictures now its just spam at this point now
>>83562255American here, my winters are worse than yours and I wear shorts and t shirts out in the snow.
>find pic rel a few days ago>came in quite handy with all this wollox freezing weather>everytime i wear it my friend tells me "you know anon its a 100 quid fine for wearing that?" >no its not>"yeah people are getting fined for them"
just got my first bally who wants to be opps
>>83562255I look sexy as fuck in my winter gear, but the minute I put on a beanie I look like a fucking farmer.Life isn't fair.
thx 4 da cool tips op
>>83562318just fishermaxx.
Snow falling in that EnglandMissiles falling in that VenezuelaHow it should be x
>>83562286Mums partner tried to convince me they were going to make phone cradles and using Google maps illegal. Just a bullshit tiktok rumour, people really are very stupid.
>>83562385better be fast or ill spark you clean out you drooling spaz.
>>83562391people actually believe this shit?we are truly fucked, aren't we?
>>83562405Yes I really do think we are.
Think Crossy will like this one xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBVuM5C-YGY
the are still Venezuelan trannies wanking on chaterbatethe grind must go on..
Venezuelans are welcome in Welper's world x
>>83562524>Missiles falling in that Venezuela>How it should be x>Venezuelans are welcome in Welper's worldmixed messages there
>>83562534Venezuelans themselves support the military action more than anyone else in the world. This isn't U.S. vs Venezuela. It's U.S. vs Maduro, a corrupt tinpot dictator.
About 179-180mm of snow here atm.Around 7 inches for imperial cavemen.
>>83562286>AAAH RUN IT'S A TERRORIST
>>83562540that made a surprising about on sense
>>83562560corr womfy lidi havent measured fuck all but id say theres around 1 possibly TWO millimetres of snow here
>>83562372with that hat i'd look like this.
>>83562569It's been non stop for the last 24 hours. Just sad it's gunna be dark in an hour and you can't see it.
Not a single flake of snow down on the south coast. All the better for it imho, don't a big snow fan lad.
even before Covid-19, i thought masks to prevent disease was a good idea, just like they do in glorious nippon.but then we all started wearing them and they fog up my glasses.
some lovely willies out there
>>83562588i hope it snows loads and some bairns throw snowballs at you and you're forced to have fun.
>>83562606Used to have to wear them at work years ago for fumes., but they steamed up your safety glasses so it was impossible. Trying to explain that to the HSE was a nightmare. Mongs the lot of them.
little breathcels can't even wear specks and a mask at the same time lmaoooo
Triptanberg saving me from anuddah cluster EP, did it not X
>Nu WW3 front just droppedYeet it or sneed it?
I hope the snow stays until monday, I don't want to go back to work.
>>83562639But I'm ill lad, sick as a parrot, can't be cavorting and carrying on like that
Starmer will need YOU! To fight Russia during the great Europa war.
>>83562648i wouldn't get a job in a factory unless they provided me with a fully-sealed welding mask + goggles that match my prescription.simple as.
>>83562732Combine ass weldork
What is the point working when you will never be in a relationship or enjoy life?
>>83562712bit of cold will do you some good, lad. builds your immune system.if people died from sickness in winter, it'd be on the news.
>>83562740in the past most people would find their partner at work
>>83562749lad we have been over this a million timesNot a single warehouse wagie in the history of anything has ever gotten a gf from working The ones that already had gfs just somehow magically managed it and the ones working with no gf are just delusional apparently THE best thing you can hope for in life is unemployment benefits de lid , anything else is just pointless
>>83562765of you've never worked in a warehouse how would you know what its like ( no offence )
>>83562749Yeah not anymore. It's all online dating apps now. Women have so much choice so basically the 6/10 they settled for at work in the past would be an 8/10 from an app (in a better job too).
>>83562732I'm pretty sure you use inserts for prescription with this mask, too.t. used to weld with one of those masks.
>>83562773worked in a few lad, miserable wagie right here
>>83562779>It's all online dating apps now.awful things them
>>83562732Aye they ended up getting us air fed hoods because nobody wore the masks. Night and day difference desu.
>>83562765Well working in a warehouse is mostly going to be you surrounded my machines and men. Women are working in the shops mostly until they get their comfy office job.
My future is fucked. Why should I work? I doubt there will be a state pension in the future.
i am being gangstalked by the Warburtons family (of bread fame)
>>83562784You do get prescription inserts for hoods but I've never seen anyone wear those hoods for welding ever. What were you welding?
Just don't fancy working me
>tfw we're most likely already living in WW3 we just don't realize it yet>historians will likely see February 24th 2022 as the beginningWe are literally nearly 4 years into WW3. It will only become obvious when China invades Taiwan.
>dont want to walk about on the ice and fall on my arse>dont want to ride motorbike on the ice and fall on my arse>will happily ride my bicycle around in icy as fuck conditions Always find this strange tbqfh
>>83562749when's 'the past', here?as a millennial, my parents' and grandparents' generation was 99% "we grew up in the same town/village" and/or "my family knew their family".dating apps are fucked but intentionally 'dating' in general was some American shite, what they'd do on Friends. IRL in England, people just fancied people they knew, started shagging, then got married.
>>83562864>when's 'the past', here?90s early 2000s
Watching asmr lasses show off their gifts.
>>83562876is that blue?
>>83562876Get your life together lid
>>83562864>meet girl at pub or party>Drunkenly shag>If you both enjoyed it see each other again Think that's pretty much how it always worked
Played that mental health card over 10 years ago, got signed off, got spacker bennies, been wrotting in mummys spare room. I fucked my life up lads, totally bored out of my mind and wish I was dead now. Need to try and convince myself everyday that I did the right thing but I can't eacape the rot.
>>83562845If true, I have to say this is the most pleasant world war the UK has had so far.
>>83562889That's green lad. You colour blind?>>83562922What's the point when I will never have love?
>>83562954>That's green lad. You colour blind?har har. bluewisper but im sure you knew that
>>83562889>is that blue?>>83562954>That's green lad. You colour blind?Its gold isn't it?
>>83562941Same situation. Honestly there's no point bothering now. The right thing to do would be to work in any job and make your mental health worse. By any job, they mean take the shittiest job ever with high turnover because that's what losers like us sex starved men are meant to do. It will get you nowhere in life and you'll still be undatable.
>>83562941Not trying to be an arse here. I've been off work for over 3 weeks now and I'm bored out my skull. I've been day drinking for the last few to alleviate. Not enjoying my usual hobbies either. Maybe I'm brain fried from work but I sorta need it to appreciate my free time to it's fullest. Come Sunday il be dreading it but I need routine back tbqh :(
Imagine having sex in 2026. I won't, though. I'll just die alone, never experiencing life's best pleasures. It's no wonder men like me just don't want to work. It feels very unfair.
>>83562889aye lad looks like a Yeti.
fuckin comedians in here today
fucking sex-obsessed freaks.sex isn't even that good.
>>83562702I find it hilarious how confused people are on how Trump just kidnaps the guy. I mean, no war, no mass dead soldiers or civilians, just goes and gets the leader right at the start lol. People are like "wait, you can do that?".
>>83563026>sex isn't even that good.i said that to a girl once and she looked at me like i just slapped her mother
>>83562942Unlike WW1 and WW2, this world war will be longer but more people will die in short periods. Instead of total war we'll have regional wars and then finally direct confrontration which will last only a few months but will see more people die than both previous world wars combined due to nuclear exchanges.
buildings used to have soul
>>83563004It's not unfair. You dont work because you won't work. Neither is the reason you can't get sex though. If that's all you wanted you could buy it tonight. But you won't because you've resolved yourself to nothingness.
>>83563043aye. the souls of the mafia victims in the fuckin concrete
Me figjting against the elements to go outside when I dnt want to Nkt dkkng right AAAAA
Snow is chucking it down again
I dropped lapis bracelet on the floor fr 2 seconds n it ws like liquid nitrogen on ny wrist.want tk dray in my bed oh wekl n.n
>>83563059not a flake here thank fuck!
>>83563047Why would I want to work? It's just shit jobs that hundreds of immigrants will be applying for anyway. I'll still be alone and more depressed working in some warehouse. I don't even think there's any near me anyway. I don't have a car or know how to drive. I wouldn't want to drive anyway given the costs.
>>83563068>thank fuck!stop acting like you don't like snow you fucking idiot. everyone loves snow. stop trying to be quirky and different by pushing your little act of being thankful that there's no snow.
>>83563072Yeah your a loser. That's your own fault. Do what you want cuz no one else cares.
Me when I realised i overreacted nd ws being a drama queen but its already too late so igta keep my ground
>>83563083snow = iceice = death
>>83563029keeps repeatedly surprising me in the Russia and Israel invasions tbf.>some military/political head honcho>presumably as well-guarded as it's possible to be>just gets assassinated or yoinked and thrown in a prisoni always picture these blokes living like Scarface. but even then, what if they just pop out to walk the dog?
you ok there crosslad?
>>83563068 the met office telling me clear skies too.
Iam jst gna wash my hair.Not doing the whole thing today
The Boriswave was so large that new arrivals visibly stuck out like a sore thumb. The deliveroo driver with his L plate trying to weave through people crossing the road at a red light instead of waiting. Stained bins, benches, streets and walls where gobs of Paan have been spat out. The blatant money laundering venues in our high streets. I mean fucking hell, in the last two years, 3 Turkish barbers have opened in my area. Britain is truly shit for white men now.
Kek he got captured in his pyjamas
>>83563123at least he managed to do his hair though
>>83563094I just hope the dog is okay.
>>83563043my local bennies centre used to be located in one of those.
>>83563123Probably for the best. At least it's a comfy ride back to Washington desu in his piss stained jammys
>>83563121washed my hair, still drying. Going to the tesco and was gonna look into the vintage shops to see if I can get a coat but I fink I cba, windy as fuck outside
>>83562823Nothing special, I just used them for tight squeezes and hard to reach areas.Pic kinda related
>>83563092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_nsMHqV1cYit's a laugh as a young'un but you're only at risk of a few stitches or losing a tooth.Dr Atkins (of the Atkins Diet) avoided carbs all his life, then a patch of black ice did him in.
>U.S. military sources say Nicolas Maduro has been in "high spirits" aboard the USS Iwo Jima despite his predicament, even "sharing jokes" with U.S. marinesKinda wholesome ngl
>>83562255im coolim warmdeal with it!
Maduro asking the US seals if he can just use the toilet first before arrest. Then coming out from the toilet before a big cup of piss hits his jammy bottoms on the flight to Washington. Hate when that happens desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsSmD2GWDIw
Come on trump, talk already.
>>83563242you have such a shit taste in music
Our country has the shittest knife laws
>>83563309honestly i think tazers should be legal
Having another drink in celebration of Maduro's fall. And yes, I will use geopolitical events as an excuse to get wissed. It lush x
>>83563278I like music that reminds me of my teens. 2000s era pop music like Poker Face ect... Don't like it? Don't care.
>>83563343I think it should absolutely be legal to own. Then if you use it and cause harm it's judged appropriately. Can't even carry a good knife by law.
>>83563309just say your >3 inch knife is for display purposes lad, you're on the way to the museum.>>83563343really we should just allow proper pepper spray, but treat it as assault if you spray someone for any reason other than self-defence.
>>83563242>Zoomer slopThought you was in your early 30s?
JUSThttps://x.com/disclosetv/status/2007489329715908759
>>83563392Got done for a Milwaukee fastback on my work trousers lad. Genuinely on my way back from work too.
Gonna stick some whisky in my lemon and ginger tea, got to warm up somehow. Honestly just out on the dog walk in ski gloves and my hands are still frozen. It not right, cranking that heating like soulja boy.
NEETlids you just need to keep yourself occupied, get daily exercise and stay off the demon drink. Your life can be womfy, doesn't have to be rot or depression.
see little seany has woke upthreads were so much better yesterday when he was half dead or something.
I have to wait until 7:03pm to use the free image generator on ChatGPT to put more images of mark in a cow bikini. Not happy.
>decent 2010s album>catchy bubblegum pop songs for young'uns>(about chasing boys, drinking alcopops on the Tube, etc)>by some singer lady called 'Charli XCX'>flash forward to 2020s>'Charli' is a mononym pop starlet>a real trendsetter, a household name>it has always been this waywhat the FUCK
its was all about the oil https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5yqygxe41pt#player
what drugs, even? cocaine?
old trump has lost the absolute plothow long now until chyna does the same to taiwan?what a disaster
>>83563538Apparently they have the world's largest reserves resulting in 300 billion barrels of oil worth 30 trillion dollars.
>George W. Bush sometimes pronounces 'nuclear' wrong!feels so quaint now.
>>83563612>Apparently they have the world'snot any more, trump say the American oil companies are going in
>>83563614veniswalar
just stop oiljust start building nuclear power stations againit's THAT simple.
>>83562372I'm be standing in this humid and cool environment for a few hours. I know, I'll wear a cotton cardigan. I'm totally fisher maxing B)
so this is basically empire building isnt it?
And leftie mong tree huggers think oil and petrol based vehicles will be phased out in a few decades. LOL. We will be still using oil by the end of the century if there's that much oil left in the world. Green energy? World governments trying to be environmentally friendly? What a joke.
We all 2026 in lifes x
2026 be like x
>>83563675Fight Racism! Fight Imperialism! just emailed me. big march around English cities tomorrow.>stop imperialism! hands off Venezuela, Trump!!!corrr it'll accomplish something.(i'd stop giving out my real contact details, but that's impolite.)
we all 6 7 in life x
anigav
We all SSM in life x
thought trump was invading greenland aswell? what happened to that?
>>83563757one thing at a time
>>83563750Seaside Mark with a pussy would be breathtaking. It would be so pink and he'd make sure to wax every once in a while and his lips'd be so sikly. To see his clit, you'd have to spread his lips because they're also chubby. His walls are fluffy and it would be so easy for him to squirt.
>>83563771this is the gayest technically non-gay post anyone has ever made here
>>83563771Corr calm down there you're getting me seasidesexual
We all Taiwan in life x
>>83563683i am a working-class unemployed socialist (NOT a working-person wagie Labour-supporter) and i want personal vehicles to be abolished.our corporation tram system could easily be powered by the nuclear energy boards. no reason to cave to the green zealots over the actual science.
Today father ws talking about the UK welfare bennies system n how it only exists bx of God works thru us to take care of poor nd ppl that need help. Very true. Time to relax now n3ways unless mam still want to go out for tea. I ask after cuppa.
that is 4x lush and I mean 4x lush
empire earth 2026
lovely day for it today my lads x
I've never even kissed a fanny
Cba to go local now. Just garn stop in and stay warms + save some bennies.
>>83563877same desu lid, just want to rope sometimes
>>83563818pretty true. one of those 'culturally Christian' things, i do view it as a secular alternative to alms-giving/charity in a sense.they can exist in tandem with each other, but Christians always have each other whereas you take ANY Briton's bennies away and they just starve.
>>83563879Corr some cheeky wags lid? It WW3 x
>>83563877taste like batteries lid x
>>83563893Dole is a church term In the first place I think. From pilgrims days
>>83563898Fuck that noise I was smashing the wags on New Year's Day. Went right off the rails. Keeping to the wooze tonight.
>>83563860don't think we're making it to the Nano Age tbqh
doing coke in a care home
>83563911>83563898>83563879talking to yourself again?sad cunt.
Tonight Maduro will be Kirkified inshallah.
>>83563916fukin love that game
Speaking of charity did yous know that Maxwell << this famous cat died bc the owner coildnt afford some vet procedure that he needed. Thats what I heard? Like wtf? Why didn't he make gofundme???????? Ir take out loan. n_________n
>>83563875You beat me too it lad I was going to do this one. I have to wait for an hour to do some more, I will keep you lot updated when I'm finished.
>tfw you will never sesh with Seth Rogen and James FrancoThese lids know the score x
>>83563934NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOi loved that song me xx rip
Why wouldnt u uave insurance or sell something to cash converters n_n Im not judging byt abe never heard.of this before in the UK. There must be morr to story.
>>83563910corrr it nice.my mate works in a hospital and she was talking to me about the 'sisters' she works with and i went '??? wat'. turns out they STILL call nurses 'sisters' in hospitals. didn't know that until the other day.
Or jst dont pay rent for amonth or something..Idk n_n>>83563964https://sillycattvseries.fandom.com/wiki/Maxwell#:~:text=Maxwell's%20real%20name%20is%20Jess,be%20cancer%20in%20early%202020. n_n
We ALL are Charlie Kirk tonight x
putting away these codeines like they're bloomin Nipits
Ye mam driving home n were going out for Tea......Need to gonne get ready then
STOP THE BOATSSEND THEM HOMEhttps://x.com/GBPolitcs/status/2007509652070908413
>>83563908Like when you put your tongue on it and it gives you that shock?
>>83564002well cute piccy x
>>83563997n_n https://youtu.be/yhfBlMfcEyM
>>83563989>You may have seen many silly cat memes, but did you know there's lore to them? Well, there is. There are many characters such as Jinx, Maxwell, Gakster, and many more to discover. The story of the silly cats is told through the character pages and other pages.
lips like sugarsugar kisses
>>83564012Xx>>83564032Oh aye. Uni is my fav atm I love tuxedo cats.
Its ok to go out fr tea on a saturday cus eastenders aint on n_n
my tuxedo is 19 this year xhe done well
>>83564003Tories couldn't stop the boats, labour won't stop the boats, what makes you think reform will?
Necking these cans now then garn order a webab wrap when the time is right. It Saturday x
>>83564088Woow lovely that's sos kool x
Is this tilde? >>83564015
>>83564088corrr he's older than some posters here.how is he in his old age?
>>83564115ill spark you out lid.
>>83564115juts remeber:staying hyem DOESN't mean you have to garn full scale
>>83564119xx>>83564123still healthy and looking healthy mate, just become more vocal in recent years and other behaviour changes like that
its sean the spaz its sean the spaz
>>83564146Would love to see him in a cow bikini x
>>83564146He part of the Kirk Regime now.He knows the score.
Omanmy back alreadyCyas
>>83564150not lush lid, need to unsee this ASAP
just wondering does tilde have a boyfriend? Xxx
AI is gonna be used to bully everyone in the end.Fuck it lmao x
>>83564160why is this legal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PMiP90ntZ8&t=106smeowmeomeowmeowmeowmeow
Awnawss am feeling kinda FReaky though hehe Begone lust demons n.n
Virgin hell x
>>83564175stop bullying him lad he can wear whatever he wants
>>83564163it the futureall sorts of relationships>man-woman>woman-manlist is endless nowdays lad
my names sean and i am a spastic x
this ai shit is getting nefarious.
>>83564126>>83564115Funny no one has clocked the length of time between these posts. Guess everyone here is literally sean.
someone make one of him with an even stretchier neck
gonna have to bonk some mothafuckas ITT
can you make one about his 3 inch todger
if you dont have a beautiful and kind tranny girlfriend is life worth living?
Back to work soon waguies! oh no!
>>83564219We are ALL Sean Allan x
>>83564219Lollers proved that you can post <60 seconds apart if you use two devices.(what he failed to remember is that he has a 4chan Pass and normal people don't.)
>>83564231Would love to suck on a cute little tranny cock
Anyone here got a 3D printer?Just realised i didn't buy myself anything for Christmas, i did get a pair of socks, showergel and a mug, so not really much overall.Thinking of getting a Bambu Lab P1S the Creality ones are hit and miss on factory build quality apparently.I like the idea of the multi spool ones but i only started looking today, just the option to design muticoloured versions of book ends, picture frames and so on (like wood or marble effect) is appealing.
>tfw my life is now a Black Mirror episode
>>83564269i stand with you hhl. it not right what the twolls r doing x
>>83564269>tfw my life is now a Black Mirror episodeYour life isn't that interesting little lad
what worries me about steak as a NEET is that nobody is there to stop me choking.had a couple of close calls. you hear all these tabloid stories about "i ran to my neighbour's and he saved my life with abdominal thrusts".realistically i just swallow more and more until it finally goes down the hatch. not much else you can do if you're by yourself.
>>83564243Lollers is a nonce why would you believe anything he says
had a marmite steak bake for dinner didn't i x
>>83564289nonces are the best at computers, especially Linux. you don't need to agree with the Nazis to think Operation Paperclip had some positive results.
I almost choked to death on a mint imperial once
mint imperials are grim
blue soft mints are the best mints
My grandmother turned me upside down when i choked on a glacier mint when i was like 5.
What's up lads?I'm just chilling having a smoke in my new Marilyn manson shirt that arrived today and it's comfy to wear. It's quite frosty and snowy here round my way so I plan to spend my evening playing some Bubsy bobcat.
Sent my Apu to go get himself his daily bag of mini eggs and he saw this. Poor lid ran all the way home screaming despite having a bus ticket and was pounding on the front door saying he is going to starve. Mini eggs, pink fondant fancies and the sausages from tins of baked beans and sausages are the only things he will eat. Might have to give him up to the shelter now. In tears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDReoPkqQskRuthmong this women has no shoes and does fine.
>>83564243You can't post in less than 30 seconds even with a pass he posted seconds after his fist post from a second device mong
>>83564335>womanIt's different for men with no shoes.
>a marmite steak bakeafuckingWHAT
>>83564328They were 14 quid last year. It gets worse every year. Just not right.
>>83564288U actually can belly bounce off a table nd jts heimlich. However steak has a tough texture but u can actually choke on anything that can fit thru a loo roll
I could believe my eye when I saw Easter stuff in the shops already. Bloody ridiculous. They've skipped at leat three holidays between now and then.
>>83564336calm your tits passy whose word do we have here? exactly one person's, it's unverifiable, could have been him and a mate.it's like how enough time has passed that Darren Brown can now openly admit>yeah we actually just faked that trick, with editing and stooges.
>>83564279alri there sean? samefagging again?
>>83564364I am happy so then I can be a fat fuck and eat lots of Mini eggs from now till April and live in bliss.
>>83564248You think anyone here on bennies can afford a 3D printer lad? I know I would just get bored of it after a few months printing silly things.>>83564269The whole world in a black mirror episode.
>>83564355>Heimlichyou're not meant to call it this any more.the actual Dr Heimlich was an American con artist. invented pure myths about choking, so he could sell people his solution.
>London AND New York both now have Muslim mayorsCorr imagine telling someone this in 2005. Leftists will claim it's a victory for diveristy but if anything it's a massive L for Western civilization as the optics are terrible.
>>83564328>>83564384>tfw priced out of mini eggs.The pain of being on bennies.
>>83564402Why won't you run for Sunderland mayor?
>>83564421I would never get elected. Too many brainrotted NPCs in this city. Everyone here just parrots what people what others say.
i think if i was rich, and had space, i'd get a 3D printer and print out 3D dungeon tiles and put magnetic balls in the bottom, then make up modular D&D dungeons for my friends to go through.but then i'd need friends. besides, you have to paint them, and i have a motor disease in my hands (called alcoholism).
>>83564342Mate marmite is putting the stuff on everything now. Including pizza.
>>83564461Saw that in M&S, is it one of those dare challenge things people with friends do?
result of a melty
Who the fuck is this Josh cunt?He's not even a britfeel personality. Fuck off x
>>83564488some nobody from shit/pol/Helper knows the score x
sean on a melty tonight again it seems.can't help but reply to himself seeing as no one has any respect for him anymore. laughable.
>>83564461any good?i know it's their daft gimmick now, but the cashews are nice. meanwhile the crisps were always a bit shite.>oh yeah i suppose those are normal crisps that slightly taste of Marmite.tbqh the cashews are probably the same. maybe cashews are just lush.
Might book a holiday to America for later this year xSeen a decent one to Chicago x
>>83564523you won't be lad, will make sure I send all sorts of compromising information over to TSA about you little sean lad.
his life is like the epsiode of black mirror called shut up and dance
>>83564523Go to their 4th of july and wave the union jack around washington.
Brought my beers in from outside, don't want them freezing, desu.
People getting massacred in Iran tonight.Time for America to go full-scale. No more holding back xhttps://x.com/seagullshah/status/2007521837450965053
>>83564542ha ha, that is the only problem with outing yourself and becoming a lolcow like helper has.
mad to think ther'es that episode of Spaced where Daisy gets her bennies cut off just because she went on holidaywe forget what it used to be like
>>83564561I seen a decent trip that includes thanksgiving and includes an excurison to the Home Alone house. Seriously considering it. Better than spending me bennies on wrugs x.
>>83564605>an excurison to the Home Alone housePrepare to be disappointed. You will only see the outside of it, the new owners completely redid the inside of it to make it look like ultra modernist crap. Really disappointed when I saw the pictures.
decided i don't need to fuck about with elfgame dungeon blocks, i just want these that you're meant to put inside them.the brand name is Buckyballs they're a desk toy in the United States, just tiny little magnets that are probably against the law here.
im so lonely and miserable
>>83564647>probably against the law here.Of course. Imagine if little Apu ate them.>>83564660Aren't we all lad.
>>83564605thanks for the heads up sean allan lad, composing my email/message to TSA now, won't be having terrorists like you making their way to the US of A.
garn visit the home alone house
>>83564644yeah i've seen some before/after pictures doing the rounds. did the owners buy it to live in?if it's a tourist/museum type location, why would you ever refurbish the interiors?normally with these tourist traps they outright lie. make it 'more authentic', as though Elvis just had his guitars lying around all the time.
>>83564700went there on holiday when i was a kiddo, we stayed at the heartbreak hotel, theres a petrol station near enough across the road and the police were handcuffing 2 blackies on the bonnet of a police car with guns laying around when we got there lel
>>83564700It was an ordinary house rented to the film makers, not a special house or set piece, whoever owns it now obviously wants their own style in their own house. A bit like the Breaking Bad house, another real house people lived in, they completely redid the exterior so it looks nothing like the series so people would stop coming and throwing pizzas on their roof.
felt stupid there for a second. surely the interior was sets, what does it matter if they redecorated?and sure enoughhttps://www.houseandgarden.co.uk/article/home-alone-house-where-how-much>While all indoor scenes were filmed on set in a high school gymnasium (more on that later), a handful of memorable moments took place outside 671 Lincoln Ave, the address of a red-brick home in the affluent, cookie-cutter town of Winnetka, Illinois.>[...]>The Winnetka house that Chris Columbus hand-selected as the McCallister house was perfect in every sense of the word, except for one small hiccup--the interior wasn't big enough. "Film sets must be large enough to have room for the camera, as well as the actors, in addition to the furniture", explains Cauley, the movie's set decorator.>The set team ultimately decided to build the entire interior of the home in the gymnasium of New Trier High School, also in Winnetka.
>>83564721>the police were handcuffing 2 blackies on the bonnet of a police car with guns laying aroundThis is more real America than some tourist trap.
Fucking good Bumsesh that was. He peeled my boxers off like the paper on fairy cakes, punched into my arse with his willy and was beating my cheeks like he was playing the bongos. His meat hung to the left but it felt so right.
>>83564644>You will only see the outside of it, the new owners completely redid the inside of it to make it look like ultra modernist crap.Aye that does sound lame but it's included so imma do it anyways.
have fun on your trip seany lad x
what does seen a decent holiday excursion to chicago mean?do they advertise these "excursions" at care homes?
Seriously why do British people look like this? Is that why the royal family had to be imported from Germany?
>>83564772Memes aside how come your neck is so long? Neither your father or mother has a long neck. Some kind of medical condition? The milkman's?
>>83564800look like what, the American tech CEO Mark Zuckerberg?
>>83564794His trips to Edinburgh and Dublin were organised by the staff at his spacker home
Think i'm going to give my credit card to my elderly neighbour to keep so i dont buy more useless shit.I nearly bought that 3d printer just now, a voice telling me to do it, yes,yes,yes.Thankfully after reading about them its still not a mature tech full of problems and i got bored.I wish i could just get drunk like a normal person.
>>83564801Williams or Marfan Syndrome
i am what they call a 'film buff'. used to live with a lad who made adverts.
Little tax payer funded tour of America
>>83564800English girls are hot though.
>>83564850You used to live with Bodrochowski?
Helper there's absolutely no chance in Hell you're passing an ESTA to get into America.
>Chicagohttps://heyjackass.com/
>>83564901>tfw ineligible because I got arrested onceWasnt even charged with anything, the cunt cop was just bored
>>83564837>I wish i could just get drunk like a normal person.Sames. But instead of buying tech I just buy wrugs.
>>83564883Now post a recent picture of her
i want a cute and kind and sweet tranny gf to hold me while i cry and sob because im sad
>>83564850Oh yeah? Well did you know that Viggo Mortensen broke his toe while making Lord of the Rings?
>>83564889nah his name was Andrew (not his real name)he ruined my hero Jack Monroe for me. would rather not have known.
>>83564901I don't have a criminal record.I'm clean as a whistle me x
i met ian mckellen in a public toilet oncehe gave me aids
>>83564901He wont even be allowed into europe now the EES is active. Imagine, getting a countersignature and receiving a passport, booking the holiday and they detain you at the airport.By April this year the it'll be everywhere. Even worse is the ETIAS which can ban you from entering before you even get on the flight coming in this year.
>>83564472Not sure, I don't think so. There is a market for this apparently, marmite have been branching out putting marmite on quite a few things, nuts, crisps, crackers mainly savoury things. >>83564521Not tried that one the only one I've had is the marmite crisps which were alright, nothing to rave about.
>>83564801he was once a failed soundcloud rapper named "long neck" not many people know this fact
I go Chicago xI take over Edinburgh style x
im so fucking depressed just kill me pps
>>83565004u wouldnt last 5 minutes in chicago
>>83565005whatever race you are, just go to a meeting for people who are racist against your race.even if you're white, you'd be surprised what's out there.
Lads.. absolutely heartbroken about mark not returning to YouTube, would have thought he would have come back by now. All those cold dark lonely nights and no more sandford lane streams must be killing him.
>>83565005Is it cyclic depression through an abundance of choice hesistation loop?
Collapse era in full swing xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9isTmCQRo
>>83565029I heard the Wareham Frogsters had him eaten after one of their members got sick off a kebab he threw on the ground.
>>83565039what what whatno gf everno hope for anythingfailson
>>83565087oh that sort.Plenty of it about.Go to that meeting >>83565024
Wee selfie I took hst nowMitgte delete later cccx
SECOND GRADE TOOK MY MUMMA WEDDING RING TOOK THAT SHIT TO SHOW AND TELL NOW I'M MARRIED TO THE GAME TO NO AVAIL
>>83565081Frogs hate littering!
>>83565110what the ufck is up with your foot
>>83564987if they had a kid it would have a normal sized neck
>>83564954Your online record will be enough of a blacklist pal.
>>83565132"Edwina Penistoes" (1990)
put 5 quids on city against chelsea
Chicago Town pizza with jalapenos, sweet potatoes, and side salad3 of my 5 a daywe keeping it healthy for 2026
>>83565110oh my days didnt know u looked like that x
Take a few M16s to the hood
BABY, YOU'RE ALL THAT I WANTWHEN YOU'RE LYING HERE IN MY ARMS (MY ARMS)I'M FINDING IT HARD TO BELIEVE (BELIEVE)WE'RE IN HEAVENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXZotDB7Hrk
If I told you I killed a nigga at 16 would you believe me?
>>83565190nah, people don't talk like that.
FOMO is destroying people mentally x
>>83565190No. but the odds are it would be knife crime and the scum of the UK are in London committed around 40k knife crimes in 23/24 very few resulted in death, so it's really unlikely, presuming you are british.
My mams gn on holibags in january n.nJst me n my baby for a week n.nNd then They're going kn holibags for 2 weeks in MayHehe n_n
>>83564939She looks more genuine these days. Just perfect.
>>83565234Looks a bit young there mate.
>>83565159Not enough tattie waffles or beans.
>>83565167n_n xxhttps://youtu.be/Ze-cl3rK-Bs
>>83564800British men just don't know how to take care of themselves.
Bit of Steps crossy style xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fHrbjPKI8Q
FOMO conference tomorrowtickets only 599 pounds (selling fast)
chud bros..is it our year ?
rapping is actually really hard ladsat least convincingly
>>83565249She has a tattoo and is an adult biological female.
>>83565265is that a whole tin of beans? all at once?
>>83564800All the decent ones fled the island or got killed in wars over the past few hundred years. What's left are retarded mongs.
I miss Flamingo Land x
>>83565309Shippy has eaten so many beans his head become shaped like one.
we rappinit's hardthey say 'it just yappin'but they're the ones who'll be hoisted by their own petard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4OM8Rvg2W4
Why do so many British females neglect their weight? This place looks so trashy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zBSrFnFiho
>>83565284Lovely xxx
i'm like scarface sniffin cocaine x
>>83565336I miss going outside.
Flamingo Land stood by me through everything.I will never abandon them. It's a matter of loyalty. Ere man fuck Alton Towers. I book Flamingo Land again. Why? Because I'm loyal to those who support me x`
right thats the required info sent over to TSA regarding a Mr Sean Allan.
>>83565336you're there every bloody week ladnot as if it's gonenot like some OTHER lands ;_;
corr imagine having consensual sex with an of age ruth
peado lad the uk peado on his annual noncing trip to flamingo land
>>83565234She looks about 16 there, why do you have pictures of children saved on your computer??
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/168036503#/>Lightwater Valley Family Adventure Park>UNDER OFFERwe missed our chance
>Maduro is on a comedown right now on a U.S. warshipBrutal. At least he got to live like a king for a while though. Don't envy his withdrawal from wokey though.
>>83565300The last actual rappers were Grandmaster flash and the furious five, everyone since has just been effeminate sissy boys trying to impress people with words put to nursery rhyme beats.
>peado>peai've an interesting fact about the word 'peas'
u woke up late the breakfast closed im going trash star crazy xx
We all Reptile house in life x
>>83565410i've heard they save pictures of children because then they can go round offering the pictures to fresh children IRLsick stuff
>>83565435little sean struggles to spell mate.
>>83565456pictures you can feel
>>83565406That would be lush lad.
looks like im going to have to email Flamingo Land Resort regarding sean 'the nonce' allan
>>83565234I'm phoning interpol because turkmong has photos of UK underaged children saved on his computer. He must have been trying to groom her for years if he's been following her for that long. Sick.
car just reversed into the carpark fence outside, fucking retard*informs the apus*
ngl when the first Harry Potter came out, i thought this was the reptile house at FLamingo Land
>>83565498lol stupid car.how's the fence lad?
Cant sleep so I took a xanax
so many times i try to change but im stuck in my ways x
Trump is the GOAT
>>83565524fence looks alri luckily, it was an old, knackered looking honda jazz with a rear light out so im guessing the driver was brown
HATERS WILL SAY IT SNAKE
Imagine doing sex with a girl that also wants to have sex with you
>>83565569id never shag a girl who fancied me, if she fancies me she has bad taste in men and thats a huge red flag for me
Looking at these old pix ny mam found frm the 90s when I ws a wean my dad's just taking pics of my mams feet in the 90s on those old cameras. I wonder what he ws up to. Very devious. Mad how much of a cute baby I was. I need to stop yhr clock on year 2000 nd fix things n_n
mad to think that because there's infinite universes, that means there's one EXACTLY like the Harry Potter world, Middle-earth, whatever other escapist setting you wish you could just end up in.and then there's also a universe dedicated to universe-hopping aliens who want to take YOU to your choice of universebut there's also a universe dedicated to stopping them from doing so ;_;
>>83565612>theres a universe where ruth meets with all the britfeel lads and lets us slap her tits around
is there a universe where HHL is king of england
Gwarn lad, book a Bumsesh in. A little Bumsesh never hurt anyone. Don't need to deal with capricious women any more x.
>>83565608maybe i'm just naive or something but i wonder if you're viewing that through an 'internet' lenslike how the Robin Hood cartoon where they're foxes wasn't furry UNTIL furries came along and were into it. maybe your dad was just taking photies?
Thats so crazy. I ws such a cute baby nd ppl werenlike "awww" Nxt thing it's like "get a job"
>the handstand of hell
>>83565637yeah, ours.
>>83565637no, nowhere in any universe is that dumb.
How am I supposed to get a job now? I was tricked into accepting a community resolution for "wasting police time". That'll surely show on an enhanced DBS, including anything mental health related the police have on me. A lot of employers will want someone with a spotless record and given the number of people applying for jobs these days, they'll just dismiss anyone not near perfect. I may as well start wasting police time and resources by making "audit" videos as some revenge.
me, i'm going to file a Subject Access Request with all my family members to see if they have baby/childhood photos of me.if they do, i want them deleted. maybe that's not a legal right i have, but that means they're KEEPING photos of kids? uhh...?
>>83565538n_n https://youtu.be/nZkDs_fgeUg
Listen motherfuckers.It's Poker Face timeLet's get fucked up xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBVuM5C-YGY
>>83565684Legally there's nothing you can do about it. They can put all your photos on their facebook and share them on whatsapp.
Seriously why do British people look like this? Is this why they need to import cheese?
>>83565643Ya my bio-dad doesnt use itnernet.I fink he never used ig or fb or anything u ljke most boomers.My mam is never off fb and Instagram.I mena literally cus she never closes it on her phone even tho I keep saying don't jst leave everything open on your phone Lol its like 10 apps open at all times appmaxxed CPUmaxxed
>>83565569*closes his eyes and tries imagine*trying lad but just can't
Knocking back these cans now.Few Sambucas too because why not x
Imagine being granted permission by the owner of a vagina to interact physically with said vagina
Just had a 27 return on a 1 pound bet, won 2.10 on littler on darts. Need a 9 dart finisher for another 5er. Started the year with 10 in my account, got 47.51 in now, oh yeah. If there's another synchronicity greyhound pick, I'll shove a tenner on it.
Been pushes suicides all me life xKate Middleton wants to snuff me out x
>>83565710then i have just as much right to publicly say 'i asked [person] to delete photographs of me as an underage child. they not only kept the images, but PUBLISHED them: [proof]'wouldn't even count as libel/defamation, they're the ones publishing it on the internet (full names and all)
Footmong has been jailed.
How fucking mad is that, a vagina haver saying yeah you can put your penis in here if you want and then you put it in, in real life
Tories want to snuff me outIt a fetish for them x
>>83565776helper winning again
She looked so happy with me as a baby.she didn't have a crystal ball of what the future would hold n_n
i dont even want sex anymorefine being a virgin forever at this point
>>83565776Lmao based af x
>>83565776>He has previously been jailed for robbing women of their shoes.i'm guessing that's just what actually happened, legally speaking, but that's a funny way to have to put it.can't just say 'he was imprisoned for being a pervy little bugger', he was robbing women of their shoes like a high-heels highwayman.
It ws so good being a baby jst rolling about
>>83565807I want to work but only if I get a relationship.
>>83565830u ok today mate
>>83565825>like a high-heels highwayman.lel
>>83565806She had no idea what an abomination she shit out
>>83565806but that's true of the mothers of murderers too
Change my nappy ya old cow x
Aw my big sis looking 90s af with my granny in my granny's old house w baby me.in the middle like ":/" Wish I could post these here
What kinf of woman wants a man in his 30s that lives with his mum and is unemployed
>>83565881unoronically the "yummy mummy" would go for that, might have to settle for one of the heftier ones but ive seen it happen before
Just casually pulling your cock out in front of a female like it's normal and then putting it in the female lmao
Just done another shot of sambuca x
Ngl it's crazy how shit life is compared to how it looks in those days. n_n not gna get.politicsl. My granny ws unimpressed w the state of the country in 2011 imagine now.
>>83565893just drink out the bottle lad fuck all that messin
Shoot him again. I can see his soul dancing.
why would I work? what's in it for me in deadend jobs? a small amount of money won't allow me to do much other than go into the local town to buy some essentials at the end of the week and pay for a mobile contract. how grim.
I AM 2026GET ON THE FUCKING BUS OR GET LEFT BE BEHIND X
Gna send her these piccys. Its too cute
>>83565950Show us the foot ones x
Img limit reached xHmm x
Why the fuck does my plug always message me when I'm drunk. Some CIA shit this bruh x
Won 41 quid today. Might do a tenner and play blackjack.
I wonder if I should send my dad 1 of these pix he's in. He msgd me at new year n I said happy new year byt I didn't know what else to say. I wonder if I could send this n say mam found these old picfys look. Or am I just feeling like that's a normal thing to do bc qve had gin nd tonic.
>>83566007send him the piccys
Shoould I get the bags in or a webab wrap?
>>83566024Ngl I was asking chatGPT what I could text him n_n n_n n_n mfs down bad n_n
End of an era on god x
>>83566038Gwarn lid get a bag in.
>>83566038Both mate
Sorted thru the folderbergs did i not XOff to beddingtons now >Image limit reachedBit unwomfy that X
Scrappin in the streets drunk rowdy shit Blackburn chav life on god
>>83566051Both are impossible x
>>83566070Stick the wrap in fridge for later x
do i get a webab wrap in hhl style?
gutted i lost so many pics in a hard drive crash BACK UP YOUR FILES /britfeel/
>>83566038are kate will make the call soon
Capitalist parasites out for my money xxx
Kate stomping out HHL's benefits then his head.
>>83566083lush fresh start for new year x
Pix of my big sister circa 5yo ib my beloved childhood home its weird how she looks like an imouto when ave never known her to be anything except older than me. Ngl it break my heart seeing my old house.
Just necked another sambucaThey said it was the end of an eraI disagree xI SAY THIS IS MY FUCKING ERA
was in this mindset like "even digital pictures on my phone, it's not as though i'll wipe my phone"then i wiped my phone after i got a new one"oh well as long as they've been SENT on WhatsApp they'll be cached or in some chat"nah those disappear over timejust want the tiny mms_...jpg flip-phone image of my old puppy back ;__;(physical media does not have this problem)
Its like a vision of when we had a normal family before they got divorced,,moved house etc n_n nd it'd the 90s nd everyrhinf is lovely. Really mad. We definitely entered some dark evil/demonic timeline.
>>83566152>>83566152>>83566152BRAND NEW THREAD WITH IMAGESIt imageboard with image limit. dumb.
I feel like if I stare at it long enough ill go back there n.n
