Thinkin' 'bout a bumsesh edition
a NATION OFFERS x
Heil Hitler xHelper xAmerican capitalists pushed us to suiicdes x
Ordered a lamb doner kebab with chilli sauce didn't i x
>>83566213Hitler would've had you snuffed out de lad.
>>83566228The racist chud shut-ins on here won't like that at all, lad. Not one bit.
>>83566152Marks looking lush these days, a little bird tells me he's coming to start doing webcamming on chaturbate. Oh aye.
Boaby on oxygen n_nChoked on dindin wonkylad style n_n
it not right wot them twolls have dun
>>83566275I know mate not right, not right at all. Mark is sat there on sandford lane in the cold on his own, he used to love banging out tunes from the nineteen ninety's
>>83566228Post a piccy when it's here x
>>83566213you're a spastic, lid.
Literally only 4 coconut eclairs in an entire box of quality streetLivid lads. Livid
We keeping it Kirk in here x
>>83566213american capitalists think its funnyhttps://x.com/Bricktop_NAFO/status/2007498366754926980
this cheese on toast is going to be lush and I mean lush x
>he he shall i get a webab wrap or a bag in teheeeheeeshut it mongboy. this you? gimp.
who rembers?
>>83566318Bokura wa kirk desu x https://youtu.be/yhfBlMfcEyM
Poundlass lost her retail job in Abergavenny. I guess there's plenty of warehouse job opportunities but women will not do them.
>>83566451We r the last of the real niggas Desu xDying breed xhttps://youtube.com/shorts/nXtiDlZqzaM
>>83566451didn't currys and comet merge or am I wrong?
>>835664513 I've never heard of, or can't remember.
>>83566451Doubt any burgers understood the reference in San Andreas.
>>83566451corrr Dixons. they called their own brands 'Matsui' and 'Goji' and shit to convince everyone they were actually from Japan.
new bumsesh technique just dropped
>>83566451Last time I was in a Premier a couple years ago they still had Happy Shopper
>>83566303Looks grim but it lushNo salad for me x
>>83566533hope you didn't pay more than 6 quid for that my lad or you'll be needing a CEX cash injection
>>83566560Paid for by the taxpayer x
i thought that was dr disrespect no cap
Littlewoods n allGadget shop n_nn_nhttps://youtube.com/shorts/95cGaX9MYkU
>>83566572love that de lad xhad a chinese earlier myself courtesy of the tax cattle x
Oh ayep n_n
>>83566577i just wanna go backback to 1999take a ride to my old neighbourhoodxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-v1b9waHWY
i was promised piccies wher eare the piccies!!
It will be the start of the first full week of 2026 soon. Will you be applying for jobs or are you a lie down and rot type? Me? I'm the latter because I know deep down no matter how hard I try, I'll always be at the bottom in some dead end job to benefit the middle class. They'll be the ones enjoying their relationships and holidays. I'll just be doing the "right thing" of working full time in some shitty dead end job.To make matters worse, I'll be alone and unable to attract a partner in such a shitty job. I'll not be able to afford a car or go anywhere nice once or twice a year. I'll never be able to move out due to being single income. So I'll basically just have a similar life to what I have now as an unemployed person. There's no point slaving away to end up still poor at the end of it all. Will have worse mental health too in some warehouse job for decades.Most women don't do that type of work.
Why should I do some shit job? Do you think some blonde pretty woman goes to work in a factory for decades? No. They just get given the cushy jobs in HR or some other office type role. Some of them just get to mostly rely on dating various men throughout life and not needing any real job (maybe part-time).
Gayest thing you've done lads?When I was 11 me and my friend would pretend to be World of Warcraft characters. One day we decided he was going to be a female night elf. We then proceeded to go behind his sofa and pretend to have sex. I pressed my willy against his butthole (over his clothes) for a while until we stopped and I don't recall much after that. He was also the first person to show me porn. Haven't spoken to him in over a decade
Booking a flight to go enjoy some prime Venezuelan fannies me.
>I pressed my willy against his butthole (over his clothes)
still hard to believe HHL was a failed soundcloud rapper desu
i like my women how i like my whiskey12 years old and in a barrel hehe
>>83566633Bi-daily bumseshes. It's incredibly gay.
Back then Everybody ws nice to me Evrrybody fussed over me.I ws jst a cute wee baby.
>>83566451>Netto Loved netto, used to go there after school with a quid and come out with a shopping bag full of sweets and eat them on the way home.>BrighthouseCunts. They sold shite electrical appliances that you rented of them and extortionate rates, funnily enough the queen had money invested in them. Odd that. >Abbey National Santander before the merger happened. Mam had an account with abbey National. I remember sitting in this waiting room and somebody put a video on of lion king while the grown ups talked about some boring banking bollocks. >Woolworths10/10 kino store. Crying shame they shut down. I remember when pokemon first came out and they had a section dedicated to it. Every few months they had a TCG event where you could get promo cards and trade pokemon with the link cables. >Comet We had one of these in a retail park where we lived near, basically what curry's and pc world is now. I remember seeing the Xbox 360 there for the first time they had a gaming kiosk where you could play the games.
having lols (lots of laughs) at this from 2013 phone where Durham police were sticking flyers on our noticeboard going "druggies are selling cheap stolen meat AND it's how they afford drugs"hits different now ngl
Here's the thing.if u start conceding goals. Its not easy to win games x
>>83566594Had the cyan blue one. Grandad came in my room while I was playing with it and he said "what's that load of crap there! I bet it can't do a backflip"
Anyone fancy cheese and biscuits lads? Got a lovely selection here.
>>83566796Nice selection, ate too much of all that over Christmas
>>83566796do you have any cheddar/
>>83566813Sadly not no. We love Red Leicester at b towers.
https://youtu.be/l-a_dLSiYTw
>>83566796I'll have 1 plain cracker with red Leicester, please. Then I'm off to bed.
>>83566796How did they milk a fox?
>>83566838Haha. Fucking hope not, just ate a bit of it. I think it was just the brand of cheese, unfortunate name that thinking about it.
>>83566796coor quite a fan of the wombay special red wester myself corrr
raging gamer lad next door is shouting and screaming again
>>83566826>your pocket moneyb-but these are collector's items for adult investors.
>>83566864what games he playing lid?
Tell us your gay stories lads. Can't be the only one
>>83566921normally fifa or whatever its called now think he plays some kind of first person team shooter too going by what he screams at the tv
>>83566931i fucked yer da last night x
>>83566861Yeah that was my favourite out of them all. The cranberry one I didn't like far too sickly the wrongun's apparently put white chocolate in the mix.
Back then when you were a babby all the local mams knitted cute wee jumpers for u nd stuff so you would be swagged out in every pic. They jst order on amazon now or smth
>>83566981look crosslad your family cares about you THEY LOVE AND CARE
baby:>poos/wees self>cannot eat solids>poor communication skillsgrown man:>wetting self = rare event>steaks and kebabs on tap>24/7 internet accessit's not even a competition.
>>83567001I wish they cared enough to hold on to my beloved old house so we didnt move house that began the downfall of my life.I said to my mam while I ws looking at these Aw i loved [street name where we lived] She ws like "I think we all did" Am like that Aye we did enough said. Bit of a sore spot
>>83566931Not much to tell. Was prison gay, sucked some dudes off, did literally nothing for me sexually, moved on. Tried bottoming once and i thought i was going to shit everywhere so i stopped thatThat's it
>>83567030>poos/wees self>cannot eat solids>poor communication skillsthis also applies to the very elderly
Maeda looks old as fk for 28 n_n thought japs are youthful
>>83567071Smoking, drinking and high mercury intake from fish ages you
>>83567041doesn't sound like it's through lack of careget what you mean though looking at old photos even just the general 90s-ness of itmiss our tacky old sofa, was like picrel (just funny to imagine anyone buying a sofa like this now)
>>83567056just proves that time is a circle rather than a straight line
>>83567077Haha yeah ugly sofas on tap
Wawwaa mammy I poopoo clean it up mammy am sad its warm its wet it stinks waawaaaa my teef hurt waa waa I want milk i thirsty I drink booby waaeaa mammy.i peepee im sad I peeepee on myself clean it up mammy it wet it warm it minging I want a new wee jumper on sort it out mammy am raging
Fucking hell. They are way more radical than me.Good luck lids. You're braver than me x
Change ma fkin nappy x
What's there to even do anymore? Playing vidya all day isn't helping. I don't even know. I think my life is done. I've lived it to the fullest of my abilities.
>decide i'm garn play Chrono Trigger>apparently i was already playing Chrono Trigger>forgotten when this was or anything that's going on>first visit to future so still early in the game>but not early enough i'm willing to restart>decide i'm not garn play Chrono Trigger
>>8356711733 year old man wrote this
>>83567159you let our crosslad regress in peace
>>83567130Stop playing wank. There's still lots of engaging ones out there.But yes, life is shit
I love this song ^o^ https://youtu.be/iG_-m-mBn-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UI0eXr7DQc>but it's not pure out of order childish, it's not like a grown man wearing nappies.( ._.)
>>83567191Nowt wrong with that. I wear more embarassing things, but don't matter, no one gonna see me in them
>>83567130Same lad. Getting close to the end here. Been doing a lot of thinking and tossing and turning. This year has to be make it or neck unironically.
>>83567189>that orchestra hit at 00:18https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTn2sViERsg
>>83567219What even is "make it" in this hellscape of a world
>>83567234Winning the lottery x
>>83567250I wouldn't even be happy if I did, but I guess I'd rather cry in a comfy cottage than my 2 bed terrace
I loved when ur a wee boy nd Like everything that's about the adult world its like All the adults understand "thats nothing to do with me" am safe where I should be nd theyre where they're meant to be Do u know what I mean Somebow I crossed over into that realm
weird to think without the context of the game this music could be some techno banger, instead of making millennials piss and shit themselves
>>83567182It's not about the games being good. There's still a backlog with "good" games available to me. I just don't enjoy it as one of the few things to do when I'm awake.>>83567219I'm not even a trier. I firmly believe I'd only get so far and that would at best be some wagie in a low paid job with no life still. I often think of throwing everything away but then I'd just be even more bored. All the things I want are out of reach.
End your lives now. Oregano.
Fact x
Father Time coming for us all x
Bring on 2026. I let Jesus take the wheel x
>>83567295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-QMwcVKpxg>I love this song, brings back memories of care free summers when i was littleState
remember Steps + Vengaboys were on at the Newcastle gay pride in 2018. everyone was kicking off since it went from "it'll always be free to enter" to "you have to pay to enter because Steps are there"mate A goes "maybe we can just squeeze under the fence" and then we did.
>>83567369Remember these wee scamps on totp x>>83567427Wouldnt go to a gay pride me x don't want to get aids x
>>83567448>Wouldnt go to a gay pride me x don't want to get aids xyeah there's probably a higher than average concentration of it kicking aboutbut alsoSteps + Vengaboys on tap
>>83567427used to squeezing into tight places are you? x
>on a date with a zoomer>"lil remember when jade goody nd Jo frm s club 7 called that bollywood lassie a paki on big brother">"No">mfw
>>83567487That never happened. She called her Shilpa Poppadom, Shilpa FuckawalaRussel Brand quit Big Brother Extra because of that and look at him now, proper MAGAbroWorld gone mad
>>83567500SHILPA POPPADOM!SO WHAT I USED A FUCKING OXO CUBE n________n
>>83567512https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gtsm5hRlOQ
>>83567485no. luckily it was a big gap under one of these where the field had a ditch (what are they going to do, bend the metal? block it off?)then we went back for the main event the next day with her gf who suggested we sneak in our OWN booze instead of queuing and getting searched 1984 style.as the day went on the hole got bigger and muddier as more and more people had been cramming their way in, until some bloke actually came and plugged it.
Facts lol x grown man x
>>83567559https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyOiJHzN-IU
FIGHTING CRIMETRYING TO SAVE THE WORLDHERE THEY COME JUST IN TIIIME
n_n https://youtu.be/YzZ76Aw3HSY
>>83567273>I often think of throwing everything away but then I'd just be even more bored.Done that in the past during especially manic times. Binned fucking everything. At one point I had nothing but a bed and a phone. Didn't really help but it feels good to bin shit for some reason.
You'd think with no possessions this would somehow force me to go outside and obatain "a life" and that was the intention but instead I spent months in bed desu
>>83567665most people who "go outside" just sit in pubs all day and do fuck all
Remembers listening to this on my CD player in my room on a CD https://youtu.be/_2OcymYkkqI
Ngl there's more cute girls at my church than you would think. When we did sign of the peace today this lassie turned round nd shook my hand that had a really nice genuine smile. It's just a lot of ladies ave met thru church is already married lol. I keep to myself.
Peace be with u x
>>83567790Never gonna happen tbqh
>just want the tiny mms_...jpg flip-phone image of my old puppy back ;__;found it! look at this lil guy.
>>83567815he looks sad. Dogs shouldnt look sad
>>83567825he's not sad any more.
>>83567815Aw what kinda dog is that. So tiny nd cute
I love this song/video https://youtu.be/mGtiQpjPVKk
Gordon Brown sold all the gold
Where is my baby x
>>83567874jack russell crossed with something (forget what)and yeah this was 2007 i think, lad had the tiniest body with a big bobble-head but he grew to full size very quickly.RIP friend.
Never going to have a relationship.Never going to work.Never going to travel.Never going to enjoy life.
https://youtu.be/KqyGTTnx9Bk
>>83567931How long did he live for. RIP
I got some rash all up my back during that bedrot era. Full back had this like little acne all over it kek. What a life. Now I alternate between bed and computer chair.
i think if i got a pet now, i'd want a cat (don't tell past-me i said that.)would have to live with someone or in a HHL style home though. might be para but i'm scared of some ketamine-induced Lenny from Of Mice and Men situation kicking off
>>83567986I miss bedrotting but its murder on my back these days
Can't stand being lonely all the time.
Weird how posh roses real voice is n_n
>>83568011She certainly doesn't have a british rose kind of look to her though.
>>83567986oh aye it's grim, is that just what 'bed sores' are? (i regret googling this one just now - don't look at images if you think you might be squeamish about skin stuff)lads saying they go weeks or even months without changing their sheets, SURELY yous sweat. just becomes itchy, like if you wore the same T-shirt every day.
>>83568034I only change my sheets because mum forces me to after a while. If I don't she starts crying. Never had bed sores despite not showering and wearing the same clothes for weeks.
Not sleeping till my baby is here x
>>83568066xs i don't think you have a babydid you forget that you don't have a baby??
>>83568034I don't think it was bed sores lol but it was weird, these small acne spots covered both sides of my entire back (I can only sleep on my side) probably due to sweating and bacteria or some shit, it went away on its own
you know when you wake up from a nice dream and there's that jump from>get in, i'm a lottery winnerto>oh wait, it was all a dream?well, are there people going around who think they have babies?
State of this cunt. Fuck off x
Simple and clean x
Ave been having these weird thoughts lately x
Ave been finking is any of this fr or not x
>>83568112LOL am on about the cat x
Simple n cleans x
>>83568262where is crosscat atm?
It really be like that init x
Not right mammy baby thirtzy Need a drink mammymammy am raging need a drink Yesh oh yesh sucky suck oh aye x that feels better x babby sleepy x
>>83568355bit disturbing, this.
i am searching the web but it's not helping tbqh
I'm taking this entire planet down with me xNobody escapes. Welcome to my hell xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
>>83568442do you've a new year's resolution, HHL?
>>83568461Everything fucking burns x
>>83568461LMAO what is this pic
>tfw manipulating world events since my birth>tfw nobody suspects me because I'm just a spackerLel I'm literally gonna bring down everything. No, I'm not the "antichrist" or some "alien". No, no, no... I'm much worse than that. Time for fun x
>>83568292She wis away outside doing a piddle or w/e byt she's now came back in n sleeping on my lap. She is such a lap cat. Maybe bc she lived with my aunty for years just them 2 by themselves. I need to get up and piddle as well tho before I sleep byt I wait a wee bit
>>83568442getting high on that choon + album art comboalso codeines(pinged one onto the floor somewhere that's a whole codeine gone fuggg)
I sent my bio dad 2 of those pix on whatsPp Nd I said How r you doing. Well if it doesn't work out at least I tried. n_n
Humans are amazing but pathetic at the same time. The cruelty you show others and "animals" on this planet is disgusting but at the same time you are amazing and that pissed me off. You are better than most of this galaxy. You glorify aliens despite you being better than most of them. Let me tell you a secret, a great secret. You're the best in a long time and I mean a long time. You are flawed but the best this simulation has produced for a very long time and that will, naturally, attract attention.
>post a sloppic earlier>>83565285 >dog is on website Top Dog>opposite of a lap catmad ho wthings connect
>>83568536glad you got his number in the end, remember that whole saga of uncertainty? this is all a step in the right direction atLeast>>83568544aliens
>>83568553I ws watching top cat on toutube the other day lol nd Tom + jerry
triangles
https://youtube.com/shorts/Sni7G5IXU30 Lol n_n
>>83568582do you remember the Tom and Jerry where it's set on Mars/somewhere for the episode, think it had robot mice?was just one of those 'weird vibes' old cartoons hard to rxplain
Let's get fucked up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsSmD2GWDIw
>>83568585Humans are too thick to see all stars form triangle formations lmao.
>This cartoon marks one of the only times that Tom's victory over Jerry results in a pyrrhic victory. Tom later loses his victorious advantage, having damaged the roulette-shaped space station, and is forced to repair it as his punishment. Meanwhile, Jerry, the true victor, is lounging on a moon that is literally made out of cheese.>- On that topic, the ending of Jerry eating some pieces of the moon, which happens to be made out of cheese, is really an old myth of the moon being made out of cheese, especially "green cheese". In real life, the moon is actually made out of rock.
are you meant to side with Tom or Jerry?
Just did another line me.Fuck the lot x
>tfw high afhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRGONec2dTE
>>83568729Tom is jst trying to do his job he's a good boy x
Ngl my wee cat makes me laff so much. I would be lonely af w.o her.
I'm just a spacker.It's not like I've been around for billions of years lmao.I fucking love you all.
Need to check for a update on this in the morning n_n https://www.thenational.scot/news/25733776.still-game-star-gavin-mitchell-rushed-hospital-passing/
>Tom has lady cat pin-up calendar in spacekawaii af
>>83568811>Apu 2095Fuck off do you have over 2000 Apus saved. Nobody is that autistic.
>>83568819Remember the wee babby in some episodes. Itsfhnny how they drew babbys wi the wee tufts of hair.
>>83568747>>83568761be careful lad when the fuin stops STOP>>83568813oh piss hope he's okay. only just started Still Game after someone linkned a clip a few weeks ago, enjoying them>>83568845it's a Future Apu
Fresh mani pedi x
>>83568819U look lonely x
ohhh aye this was the oneall that weird space freeform jazz of the 60s, Tom and Jerry wage a proxy war through mechs
Long live the King x https://youtu.be/Sn_G5ByH1Hk
>>83568874that's a cute cat i hae to say>>83568849so the legs-only black lady wasn't the mam? she was some 'mammy' but not how WE say mammy, more like a maid/nanny?
>Saturday Evening Puss is a 1950 one-reel animated cartoon and is the 48th Tom and Jerry short >It is the only Tom and Jerry cartoon to feature Mammy Two Shoes' face on-screen, though only briefly. A re-edited version was produced in the 1960s, replacing Mammy with a white teenage girl.reeee it is PC gone madhow the hell do i remember the black lady if they kept making these changes? did they just let us have the uncensored originals because it's an American problem?>Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles>Avatar: The Legend of Aangcrazy
If it weren't for u hed still be alive x what will your mother think x
Run away simba x run away nd never return x
Watching cute lasses on youtube and I just started crying all of a sudden. It's just so lonely being me. I think I will have to get myself down to the cliffs this year. I can't take this emotional pain anymore. I don't know why I turned into this nasty person.
>>83568996Very different inb amerifa mammy means like black slave N word I think Like aunt jemima
o lawd she comin
>hurry up and die, dad>>83569023you, stay alive.
>>83568996The parents in cow n chicken ws jst legs. Nd miss bellum in ppg. Very sexy still x
POTS AND PANS AND POTS AND PANS AND POTS AND PANS AND POTS AND PANS AND POTS AND PANS AND POTS AND PANS AND POTS AND PANS ANd
There's simply no feasible way out of this other than cliff diving. All I read online is just a shit economy, not enough jobs, no affordable homes. No way to socialise irl. Without a (good) job, I am absolutely not deserving of love. That's the reality. I can't make it. No one will give me a chance at this point. My energy is just so low. I haven't gone on holiday ever too. I'm 36 btw.
>>83569064cor, the neck on her
Whatsapp says my d*d ws Last online at 9pm byt it also marked the msg I sent as Read that I sent at 3am. Idk how that works
O mammy x o lawdy x
>The parents in cow n chicken ws jst legs.holy SHIT
>>83569082>I'm 36 btw.same, i was in the same position as you a few years ago lid
>>83569092maybe he tapped 'mark as read' when it came up in his notifications without opening the full app?maybe that is there for exactly these situations, e.g. 'i want to signal to my son i HAVE seen his message :)' type shortcut.
>>83569057Lol ny uncle had the Lion king game on like ms dos. Old ahh computer he had. It ws my favourite film in the world. The game kept crashing at this level I went to living room where they adults ws n said It broke again x he fixed it. Crashed again repeat. My mam ws like. Why dont you play something else ur uncle can't do this all day nd he ws like "it's ok" Am like that it broke again xx meanwhile this song ws playing on a loop lol can't wait to be king. On a 16 bit midi
was wondering how they edited the Tom & Jerry cartoon without AImaybe they did get someone to repaint in areas of the background (i.e. where there was the fat black woman and they wanted to put the skinny teenage girl instead)but then you have to think, what if they had the original celsand there are just all these cartoons with extra information unseen by our eyes, foreground elements blocking the BGsYouTube viewers just won't understand Newgrounds how you could see the actual vectors, finding clues in Salad Fingers' teeth (or you could just delete him, that's pretty unthinkable with pixels/frames in a video file)
>>83569103I'll be in this position for a while. It will change but for the worse when my parents die. Sometimes I hate their guts but right now I feel so alone.
>>83569099IIRC they did zoom out one episode and let you see that it was indeed just legs
>>83569144the songs are great but damn as a MIDI rendition that must get grating as helli definitely played the Mega Drive one at some point, i remember not being able to tell where the platforms were in this first level.
>>83569153i hear you lot have to bury your dead pretty quickly after theyve died, how do you plan on dealing with that?
>>83569164Yeah the game.is honestly quite hard lol
>>83569155i remember an advert they did that showed them as disembodied legs with the top cut off, but that's non-canon since it's not part of the cartoon itself. they did a bunch of 'what's next on Cartoon Network' ones where it was the Beyblade announcer saying it. but cleraly not the dub's VA someone dubbing an impression OF the dub.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amCjDyIoaPYthis is DISRESPECTFUL to ANIME
>>83569170I'll be dead myself soon after. I won't be able to manage my life anymore.
>>83568970That lassie is jst a baby sitter. She's so absorbed in telephone call that she doesnt even notice the baby crawling over her out of the hoose Typical of the youth today n_n
>>83569213you can learn to look after yourself lad, its not that hard
Theres a moose loose aboot this hoose x
i found the floor codeineright after having one from the packetso i had both heheheh
>>83569251When the kats r away the mice come oot tae play x
>yfw the kats r away
>>83569282that's what it's all about>>83569225seconding this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=165&v=htbwvLX40R8
thought the 'PokeInvesting' scene was all a daft joke until i saw this on /tg/ about scalpers in American shops.dunno just a weird difference between collecting/selling trading cards the old way and actively 'investing' in crates of them that's insane
Ngl I rly loved as a wean how my wee street ws its own network cut off from the globe except thru like dial up Internet but only me nd a few other ppl bothered using nd it wisnae part of life. I ws definitely meant to live in a era where the world ws small. Not rly into this today where the itnernet had globalised nd turned everybody into basically a international cyber citizen. Id rather live in a wee village where u don't know what happens outside of it and its like in a old game when u try to run out of the map it pushes you back in vibes. Lol that was life for like 99% of human history n I ws born jst as it changes Epic if that's God's will tho then so be it x
Pokemong cards are for PLAYING withalthough the game is super confusing i played it twice with my friend from school we had no clue what was going on, even with the booklet and CD-ROM
>>83569343i always wonder how people in the past thought of overseas places/cultures/peoples. say you emigrated, or went to war, or on a business trip, or whatever else. at one point it'd just have what you heard from others (if anything). then maybe books and newspapers, then maybe films/TV.you could live in a village in Wales and hate the fuck out of the entire nation of India because of people on the internet. meanwhile you never actually go anywhere, and if you'd just gone to India one day maybe you'd think it's great.mental
>join the army!>see the world!no need any more i can just talk to Australians on the world wide web
it is 5ami am itchy all overhad too many Diet Cokes to sleepmight be doomed to some freaky opioid withdrawl stuff during the day if i'm being honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEzmIg3vJxklook at this femcel neet, she needs someone to take care of her. why arent you stepping up anon?
>>83569631i was a hikikomori before this small child she is talking about 'us' as though we're part of the same group and i want her to not do this
Still have the shits. Not rite imo
>>83569670no justice in this world.although that lad earlier had a migraine, everyone who does not have a migraine let's all take stock of the fact we don't have migraines
>>83569685Ive had the shits for 5 (five) days now. Starting to feel weak af
Kinnel just spent 2 hours making porn edits.Mental how creative I get on sniff yet it's all directed into degeneracy lmao.
>tfw spiralling down the drain>tfw no going back nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
In the good old times BN would have called HHL's spacker home by now
>>835697385 days? Fuck that tbqh. Need some fibre in your system
For me it's severe constipation thanks to codeines to manage a cold.Think I'm starting to get some movement today but the worst is yet to come I'm sure.
>>83569951Miss when they sold the codeine cough medicine tbqh
>>83569969I just create my own ultimate sickness medication combination. Nurofen plus, solpadeine max, sudafed, cough syrup with dxm in it. Ketamine if I have it, not good for the nose but good at fast forwarding through time. It's pretty effective but then I have to take senna and dulcolax to unclog myself. >Sent from the toilet
>codeine>to manage a cold
How many brits here don't blame Muhammed for all his problems?
>>83570010i blame parents for my problems (didnt ask to be born did i?)
feel like death, hope things will improve but i reckon they wont
>>83570002>Painkillers>To manage pain and discomfort
>>83570053opiates are for moderate to severe pain. you have a cold, get a grip, lad
>>83570075Why would I suffer when I don't have to? Who made you boss of painkillers?
Made some excellentarse progress on the backlog thruout yesterday did i notShall be tidying up some loose ends today XFirst however i must do the other thing
>>83570097Sir Arnold J Painkiller the inventor and former lord of all analgesic medicines bestowed the title upon me himself.
Decided rightly to give up being a homosexual this year. Going to get tested then start looking for a gf. It was just a phase.oh verily
me and my boy chika are garn cottaging later today
Penis going in an out of a womans vagina, cor!
>>83570255>>83570262Fuck off poofters x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5amXVxV_O8Womfy tech channel that
Vgh p sad innit X
>>83570255>Going to get testedLike lots of willies in front of you, and you have to resist sucking them?
>>83570493jews destroyed the bong empire so they could grab palestine and fill our country with pakis de lids
Wonder how many STDs chika has
>>83570262I'm going to be stopping up that way in easter, nice little cottage near whitley bay.You better not turn up at that cottage bumming each other. Spoiling are trip, want to go beach combing and to the blyth battery museum.
might start living in the woods
Snarf's loving the indoor life, but she's doing teepee poopoo's in my mate's front room and or bathroom. Trying to get her used to the cat litter tray. She does use it, but only 70% of the time. But of a quandary, but if it gets too much for my mate, she'll have to go to mine. Can't have her outside again now.
>>83570789Bit cold for it, I'd wait till spring.
>>83570806cant afford heating atm anyway
>>83570811But at least you're sheltered and dry. Pop more clothes on, few layers, but not so you're sweating. Could do a bit of housework or exercises to warm up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC3tUZ1qGwsHoly fucking kino Can't wait for the hollyslop on this one to drop X
>>83570826>Could do a bit of housework or exercises to warm up.im severely depressed, dont have the energy for this kind of stuff
>>83570875And how are you going to survive in the woods you mong?
>>83566981my gf has got really into knitting recently and has just knitted three wee hats for her friends' babies.
I'm looking for a quick update regarding the state of HHL's wollocks, thanks!
>>83570875Well, try to stay warm anon. Wrap up inna duvet, maybe have some warm food?
Popped a couple more bets on for today. Tried an experiment, 5 draws, and will see if they offer a cash out early. Quite fun this is. Deposited a 10er at the start of December, and I've got 41 in the account now. Not too bad. Just been betting on the favourites, and looking out for messages from teh universe with greyhound names.
>>83571003can you do the betting online or do you have to be there in person?
>>83570800snarf has potential to be the threads next ziggy
wont be long untill i have to venture out into this colds icy world, if i die water my plants.
sean allan aka helper got done for noncingpass it one
sean helper aka allan got done for noncingpass it on
>>83571025I do it online, desu, but have been into the shops years ago.>>83571033She's been knocking round here all her life.
>>83571123what site do you usewe need a snarf edition
>>83571125I use william hill, not sure if other sites are better, I just remembered I had an account with them, and didn't have to register again.
corr finally a bit of actual snow ( a few cms)It is a womfy thing to look at but i can already feel my self getting sick of it
>>83571184Lucky lad, it might snow Tuesday or Thursday here. Hope it does.
might go out for a few jars down sandford lane de lads
me? fiddy racks bet at william will on frenford to win the league
>>83571123See, you said not to go on the counters and she is NOT on the counter, cat logic wins again.
one more day off to fap
>>83571310She loves sitting in the sun.I need to go through the archives and save some older images, as don't have loads on this phone.This is the oldest from 4 years ago.
Low key tempted to go on the opiates rn desu senpai
>>83571374Get her a cat designed heated pad, cats love them for the times when they dont want to snuggle.
imagine all the kind of shenanigans that went on here over the years
really really really tired but have another 2 hours of work
This is peak cycling weather de lids, luv flying about in the snow me
>>83571523cycling won't get me a gf
>>83571436My friend wouldn't use it, but i might buy her a cat cave thing, and or a stand thing as she jumps up on stuff.Found some of the first posts about her. Forgot she'd had a rough time in 2020. Thought she'd died. Since then she's just stuck round here, then I started coaxing (and convincing my mate to let ->) her in the house. Then started shutting the door when she was in. Then she slept inside, and now she's living inside 99% of the time.
Around 240mm of snow right now. Reckon I'm taking a snow day tomorrow tbqh
>>83571534fookin ell lad, you way up norf? Cycling pic is me, we had very little but enough to womf the place out
>>83571523That seems incredibly dangerous
>>83571543Yeah. Roads are horrendous so had a walk to the shops for some food. Haven't seen this much snow in years.
>>83571559its fine lad, there is actually plenty of grip on the fresh snow, i can rip about with no problems, the mtb tyres grip fine, id be up shit creek if i had slick tyres on tbqh Once it all melts and freezes THEN its death central
>>83571573>mtb You may not know it but this stands for Magic the Bathering
Wife is watching traitors, can feel it making me stupider by the second. Genuinely cannot comprehend how people can watch this slop without wanting to blow their brains out.
>>83571621Maybe it's a hint, and she wants you to end her misery?
>>83571532heartwarming tale, im glad shes indoors now, they live much longer. I have a cat cave for when i cat-sit or any strays visit, I raise it off the ground about 4ft on boxes, has a removable washable fluffy bottom layer, when i cant find said kittys thats where they are.
>>83571621All tv is just terrible >dating>celebrity dating>teen dating>dating but in Australia >dating for mongs >3 hour cooking slop>3 hour cooking slop (but its on sunday) >3 hour cooking slop (Saturdays slop just repeated) >lego>kids lego>lego Australia >The "real" housewifes of [inset any city here] >12+ hour repeats of big bang theory >dog shit gameshows >dog shit murder mysteries/who done it? game shows the list is endless
>>83571648I only watch tv for a few hours when i'm on holiday in another country (Sweden mostly), there's actually not much deviation from that list there either once you get past the faces and foreign language novelty. My hosts have Amazon and Disney so they kindly chuck on English language stuff for me while they plot to steal Norway in Swedish so i don't understand...
>>83571625If I kill myself and then her they're going to investigate this post and you'll be in big trouble.
>>83571646She's probably ~15 now. A bit wheezy and seems to have a cold a lot. Going to take her to the vets and get her checked out. She's out enjoying the sun now.
>>83571660You could leave a note saying she did it. We'll not get any prison time then, we'll be in the clear.
>>83571696Probably just safer for you to kill yourself too, then all of us will be safe from reprisals.
>>83571699Ok, seems fair. *ACK's*
>>83571691Could live into her 20's, give her the best you can afford. She can't ask for what she needs so give her options to choose what she wants. That's what i've learned from cats. Can't make them do much but you can offer them choices to do things.
>>83571699Except you, guilty party.
>>83571699*comes back from the dead*I forgot, I've got bets on this afternoon. Well have to put the plan on hold for the time being.
>>83571743I'm the first one to go out in this suicide murder pact (it's in that order because I'm going to kill myself and then kill my wife, just so I don't have to feel guilty about it). I'll be free and in the clear.
>>83571743Now that you mention it though a party would be just the thing to take my mind off the guilt. Worth considering anyway, all the lads will be welcome.
>>83571755I can see the Sun headline now "Non-Nookie Nerds at Necrophilia Nite!"
>>83571739Might buy her some toys, and need a brush for her. Saw her knocking a christmas bauble about earlier.
Considering doing a wovid test, feeling exquisitely grim right now, only thing that's stopping me is the requirement to get up and go in the other room to get one.
>>83571748what you bet on lad?
>>83571782Get lots of them, they are mostly cheap. Excercise before meal time is good, lets them experince "the chase!" before "eating the kill" they are simple animals. She looks a bit furry but will have her winter coat in now, I've heard good things aboiut the "equigroomer" brush for dealing with removing loose undercoat hair.I had a dual sided brush it was soft rubber nodules for light grooming and a brush with covered tips for a finishing. All the cats were ok with the nrubber side.But really above all, vet mot first. It amazes me how cat owners will go to the GP several times a year yet not take their cats for a random checkup even once a year. Cats a excellent at hiding illness (weakness) and can suffer a great deal. Poor sods, owners have to be proactive.
time for a shower i guess
>>83571843Last shower when?
>>83571828Football. Trying something with 5 draws, and then got an 8 fold bet on (guessing the winners of 8 games).
>>83571843For me, it's finishing up the BIG SHOP list for tomorrow then dinner then coffee than crank up the heating for a shower and toenail clipping, somewhere in all this is a amazon delivery.
>>83571837It's not my house, which is the only issue, but I do help with food occasionally, and can do more now I have extra funding coming in.She's also got a bigger younger brother. Discovered snarf love webox dogfood. She's always got her head in pedro's food bowl (Pedro is the dog, a Spanish mastiff).
>>83571837Sorry, forgot to say thanks for the recommendations. I'll check them out.
>>83571974no worries, lovely cat.
Just counted them up and I read and listened to a combined 90 books in 2025. Think I was around 70 in 2024 but that was before I'd gotten into audiobooks so it was all manual eyeball reading. Just finished the rose field by Philip Pullman (pretty shit tbqh) and trying to figure out what's next
>>83566241You that paedophile lad who moved to Asia?
>*Ahem* My fellow scholars of nubian extractionIf you would please consult the graph
Chat u reckon this is true. Even sports. Ave always felt I would be more socially successful if i ws sports minded n.n
>>83567130go out on the lash
>>83572112I reckon whoever posted that is the most boring man alive.
>>83572112You're misunderstanding. Sports are a filter for normal lads to socialise. It filters out weirdos.
>>83572068>You that paedophile lad who moved to Asia?Who wants to know?
It's not hard to find a girl really into dinosaurs, dimetrodons, any other nerd shit, you simply need to put effort into looking weird/cool, do your hair nice, go to the right afters event and take drugs and a genuine interest in whatever the girls are going on about
>>83571534Fellow Scotlad here and it is ridiculous. Can't remember it being so snowy here in all my life.
>>83572175>just take drugs lmaouhm???? no???
>>83572181You don't need drugs to socialise if you're not a socially retarded shut-in but given you're on 4chan it can't hurt
>>83572112HHL loves dinosaurs
>>83572175>>83572181>>83572194i dont think id have any friends if i didnt take drugs
>>83572164The police mate
i feel so lost without seaside videos
Let's play bets!
>youtuber starts off topic sperging about how his channel is dying bc he only gets 200k+ views now natead of 1million+Shut the fuck up mate My face when
>>83572221You'll find a new lolcow, pal
>>83572221I know mate me too, used to love his little updates and gadget pickups. Wonder what he's doing right now?
Quite funny n.nLole @_@
these eclairs are lush and I mean lush
Why won't Crossy's mammy put him in a care home?
>>83572293Maybe she doesn't want to.
i will donate 50 pounds to metabolic support uk to support people with TMAU if mark comes back
>>83572206I like having friends that don't judge me for doing drugs. Had a completely sober friend lean over to me the other day and say "I love looking over on the dancefloor to see you shoveling drugs into your nose"It's a nice feel.
>>83572293She'd lose her carer's allowance
me, just woke up. it's getting cold so i've missed the warmer parts of the day.some weird convulsions and itchiness as the codeines wore off. but i also had a comfy dream. and you were there, and you were there (something about a vaguely /britfeel/ or 4chan type people meetup in a hotel, turns out yous are nice in-person cor)
>>83572326Not a big fan of post codeine itchies, seems to be one of the worst for it. Also tummy aches. That being said, about time I did some codeines and got back in bed to read gene wolf - THE BOOK OF THE NEW SUN
>>83572293these places MIGHT be like prison
din dins>8 eggs>1 home made left over beef patty>1 avocado>3 slices of sourdoughOR>beef>rice>sweet potato>bit of spring onion
got oatsgot sennagot 2x hoodies in case 1x isn't warm enough
>>83572361is beef in the latter still just the beef burger thing?you should use that up. but the second option sounds nicer tbqh. and more warming on a chilly day.
if you feel warm on e.g. painkillers or booze, but your body is still cold since facts don't care about your feelings, is that dangerous? does it still do the whole homeostasis thing?i know people catch hypothermia on mountains this way, but say you're just at home and the heating's clicked off. there are homeless people actually outside, but they have those foil sleeping bags (they kind of know what they're doing.)
>>83572371I can throw on the beef burger with the other beef with the rice, can I be arsed in cooking rice tho, thats 2 pans ive got to clean and im incredibly lazy
>>83572421if THAT'S 2 pans>8 eggshow are you cooking all the eggs, lad?
>>83572152Ngl i ws watching some.videos about yhe old firm game.yday nd I seen a lot of ppl in tbe comments bullying this wee guy fr having toys
>>83572428none of your fucking business xx
Since nobody got me it for Christmas I've been forced to take matters into my own hands. Have bought a adjustable clamp stand and a remote control kindle clicker so I can lay in bed reading and keep all parts of me other than my face under the duvet. It's a right pain having to keep one hand out to touch the screen, this will surely increase my reading pleasure immeasurably.
>>83572451>swallowing raw eggs whole shells and all just like a sneaky snake Mistrustful behaviour tbqhwyl
>>83572454Based quadriplegic anon
Watching a lot of tortoise content lately ngl very cute
Made some homemade kebabs today. Bit of lamb mince and beef mince mixed together with salt cumin and coriander. Next time need to roll the meat even thinner but overall it was pretty tasty albeit a bit greasy for my liking.
>>83572451i'm MAKING it my business.
>>83572462Why move when you can groove? That's what I always say.
Hate when somebody says smth that makes you angry nd they add a lot of laughing emojis ngl. Incredibly aggravating
>>83572451>>83572428thats not me reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!I'd put them in a bowl, use a fork to scramble them, then once my massive steel pan is hot enough so that water turns into beads that glide on its surface I use a bit of butter to make sure the eggs dont stick, then dump them in and move them about for a bit then its done, its really fast and only 1 pan. I'd probably cook the patty first, then throw the eggs in and avocado
>>83572454you see a lot of those NEET battlestations where lads suspend their monitors above their beds like picrel.but i'm sorry, no matter how secure it is, some part of your brain MUST worry: "this is going to fall in my face some day."
Need Blackburn and Blackpool to score 1 goal each, then 1 of the bets is back on track. It's exciting this is, but remember, only bet what you can afford to lose.
>>83572477grooving won't put food on the table.
>>83572495my favourite is some asian lad lying on a floor mattres with a crt monitor wedged on top of two chairs above him
>>83572478what's made you angry?
>>83572495Ave never liked tvs hanging, on walls, those stands in the corner of rooms etc. Doesnt feel. Comfy
>>83572495Always been a fan of that old LAN party pic where they'd taped one lad to the ceiling. >>83572505Grooving won't get me a girlfriend
>>83572519aye think that's the one i was trying to find, loved those shitty battlestation threads on /g/.or if you'd like to try the inverse, consider the following.
>>83572549is this real, /britfeel/??
>>83572551>Grooving won't get me a girlfriendnot with that attitude but maybe it will.scientists have looked at birds. that might sound unbelievable, but it's true.
>>83572576There's only 1 way to find out, anon.
>>83572589I don't believe it, no scientist would risk his reputation by even glancing at a bird, it would be career suicide.
>>83572589Ne1 remember the peacocks at barshaw park. All rehomed elsewhere now the donkeys aswell.
creepy thread go
Ur a donkey x
>>83572618never been. only birds i've seen are the flamingos at Flamingo Land (also the meerkats those ewre cool too)you like animals, what are your thoughts on zoos in general? are they cruel, or are these animals living comfy NEET lives?
>>83572646Difficult question that really, I think for the most part western zoos are genuinely trying to do their best for the animals and a lot of them wouldn't survive outside of captivity. Zoos in Asia are fucked though, went to some "sanctuaries" in Malaysia and laos that were just straight up cruel and exploitative. Doesn't seem to be the same appreciation that animals might have feelings out there.
>shit pham i need to catch some Z's, u holdin?>too rights bruv i got u 210 milligrams of primo Z, right here.
Wot noodle o'clock, is it not X
>>83572683>Zoos in Asia are fucked though>"sanctuaries" in Malaysia and laos that were just straight up cruel and exploitative. in what way? the environments look nice, is that just a show for tourists or something?
>>83572695Elephant one had them doing some pretty nasty tricks, like do a shit on command. I just can't think of any way they would have trained them to do that without some sort of cruelty. Went to a sun bear one in Laos where it was just too small, small cages looked unpleasant. Did go to some nice places in Thailand where elephants were happy and cared for, but then they also have places where you can ride them or they have tigers chained up and kept on drugs so tourists can have pictures with them. As with everything it's probably a mixed bag but some of it left me with a bad feeling that kept me avoiding them for the most part.
corrrr got that wabisabi chicken marked down at wesco
Feel like I ought to get out of bed but I feel like pure shit and I know I'm just gonna end up back in here before long. Having a terrible time of it tbqh.
>>83572748what's wabisabi?only know it from this documentary, as some 'feng shui' type thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2P8z7kYJW0>look, Louis, i can make documentaries toooo!bless.
>>83572622wtf im having a seizure now
you can't just FIND wabi-sabi by asking around, Marcel Theroux.you have to look WITHIN
decided to make pancakes againbrb
>>83572813based pancake lid, im gonna make myself an omelette later
>>83572646Tigers have quite low hunting success rate they jst conserve energy well nd catch big stuff that lasts a few days best hunter is black footed cat https://youtu.be/nl8o9PsJPAQ cheetahs catch a lot aswell byt a lot gets stolen off them by lions n hyenas
Corr, battle of the bowl, snarf doesn't give a fuck. She was eating pedro's food, again. She loves it.Perfectly timed picture.
>>83572646Want to see the red panda at flamingo land ngl. Tbe baby one at Edinburgh zoo died last year.....rly horrible what happened
>>83572758>Feel like I ought to get out of bed but I feel like pure shit and I know I'm just gonna end up back in here before longMe but every day
>>83572813Crispy Chinese pancakes?
haven't been to a zoo since harambe was kill
Imagine crossmong getting blacked
corrr lovely crepes, those.now back to that wabi-sabi documentary.
What if Crosslad was Helper's noncing partner this entire time? Mad.
Apparently SSM has a new channel can anybody confirm?
Oh aye. When I say oh aye I mean oh aye. Mams getting me a kebab on the way home from her night out. Oh aye.
>>83572957would not be surprised if it was the britfeel radio account, that was live over the past couple of days broadcasting seasidemark 24/7
>>83572957not seeing it under any of the usual names or anythingand just searching for Live videos, nothing there eithermaybe Moni is just right. i feel if it was solicitors, by now we'd have heard something, maybe a quick (written) statement or similar.
>>83572990oh fug did Hostlad do it for New Year's?
>>83573005think it was a different anon, wasn't the original britfeel account. he was posting in here the other day the guy who was streaming. he kept plugging the url.
>>83572981she'll be getting you a new dad as well x
>>83572990That is lush and I mean 4x lush.will go live for an hour, lid x
>>83573010Oh yeah that time with B it was Hostlad not Moni, think he said he wanted to do it for New Year's Eve and it doesn't look like he did ;_;Hostlad, if you're about (or if someone can message him), GET A REGULAR THING GOING.would like hearing you lot. daft Q&As and choonz. that's entertainment.
going to order wizza tonight. final meal before returning to waging tomorrow. well, I ran 20k today (70k for the week) so I deserve it x
4x lush xhttps://youtu.be/axxQYPYJz5Q
>tfw your mam will never hook up with the nice brown kebab man>and then you get kebabs and (your choice of) chilli/garlic sauce >at home>on tap
we at image limit again. dunno if someone wants to make a new thread like yesterday?or should we stick this out to 500 first>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQzC7jKQfN0lolers
>>83573135new one >>83573135new one >>83573135new one
