sheffield castle edish
Lads, you are live in a new britfeel thread, please do not swear
that is lush and I mean lush xxxxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etuUstR0-Zw
>>83620866It is scientifically feasible to depopulate all pepes in 48 hoursX
Any lads need sparking out here?
Came back from watching Marty Supreme. One of the best films I've seen in years lads. Definitely worth a watch
Luv castles me
Friday night total fucking loser posting hours with the squad ;_;
We all Friday night on our own in life lads
I can't sit on my sofa anymore and watch tv.It's the lonliest place in my flat.So i'm stuck between my desk and my bed like a terminally online neet now.
Did HHL get that pizza? I really need to know.
Cheesewurger and chips tonight lads with washed down with a chalice of Dr.Wepper
>>83620931Yes, even cooked it himself.
>>83620927>i'm stuck between my desk and my bed
>>83620831He kept sending them the same photo instead of just taking another so they closed his claim. If you think about it asking for another photo is actually a pretty good anti-fraud thing, a fraudster probably only has the one photo of the document that they stole or bought from the darkweb.
>>83620941Looks good, champ
>>83620941Corr, would put in mi gob and masticate/10
Lowkey wondering what happened to this tripfag druggie skitzo that used to post these bizarre masks/grimacing faces ITT/all over the placeHe'd always accompany it with something like "XYZ has a beautiful soul" and similar bizarre utterancesIf i had to hazard a guess he probably suffered an overdose, psychotic breakdown or bothDo not ingest psychoactive compounds for your personal entertainment, kiddos
>>83620941Cooorrrr, that's a lush helping of 3000 calories, lad
>>83620941Fancy buns them
Oh for fucking christ sake lads, the government is trying to ban twitter now. CAN THEY JUST STOP BEING SUCH FUCKING TYRANNICAL CUNTS FOR ONCE IN THEIR FUCKING LIVES?!?!
>>83620968Kikenight? Is that it? Is that what you mean?
Ordered that wizza. Got that final wepisode of Welcome to Derry ready to go. Oh aye we keeping it womfy on a Friday x>>83620941Corr looks lush that. Been craving a Wurger King lately me. Might have to get one soons.
>>83620985Move to Switzerland, lad. You can get a visa, right?
>>83620993Britfeel needs you back on the wooze ASAP. You are the best personality when drunk but the worst when sober.
>>83621011No can do I'm afraid lid. In me sober arc for the foreseeable future.
>>83620995You can get em ere lad*ushers you down a dark alley*Debit or credit?
>>83620985No issue to me I deleted my account about 8 months ago, haven't ever looked back. Twitter is the internets cesspit that is designed to make you angry by shoving negative propaganda onto your timeline. Good riddance I say, it went to complete shit after musk took over.
>>83620993>>83621011>>83621023samefagging again :)
>the government banning the most popular social media platform because they don't like what people say on it is super based actually!It's insulting to me that I have to share the same oxygen as you mongs.
>>83620985Little anon raging he cant generate illegal pictures, what a nonce
Fiona's gone. Good, she was such a smarmy cunt.
no more bookies de latsno more bookies de lats WIP
Shake it baby
Picture of the woman who tried to ram the ICE officer, lads. Part of me thinks her death-by-law-enforcement was inevitable, just look at her.
>>83621080I love you so much lmao get in there lad
Remember when SSM sold T shirts? Did anyone manage to get one?
This onyomi and kunyomi and exception shite is all a load of bollocks.
Wtf man so zonked on k lol the captcha pissing me off
>>83621088I think that's the wife that was outside the car.
>>83620886It really seemed like everyone in the country was watching back thenMiss it a bit
you are live on my cockle please do not use teeth
>>83621129It's not that bad, the more you do the easier it becomes. Also don't delete your internet cashe it resets the progress, eventually it says you don't need to do it. It has been improved recently. It was worse when you had to find the 5 empty boxes bollocks.
little mong boys can't solve a simple captcha
Wehay, New Year, new me, innit?Salary man, hopefully I'll be out of mummy's boxroom by the end of the year.
Necking that wizza nows. Washing it down with a nice cold fanta. It lush x
Yeah, I'm thinking this is it for Iran desu. All it took was a single bombing run and nature took its course.Donald J Trump is quite possibly the single greatest president of the United States of all time. He has personally facefucked the legacy of Fukuyama for eternity. The Man Who Restarted History.
>>83621176What type of wizza
>>83621182Trump's a fag and you're his cock slut.
>>83621182Little lad here worshiping a known pedo lol
wurger wolitics feel
>>83621170corr nice one de lad. received an email from HR today confirming my promotion so get in there x
Could be on for another early night me. 3 nights in a row I've had 10 or more hours sleep. Corr, amarite.
Mad how completely intelligent, rational people have fallen at the knee to suck Trump's cock. People really have lost their mind. I reckon he'll be dead soon.
>>83621170Working for big brother eh? Best not grass on us for anything.Also, congratulations lad, you'll be out and living yer life soon.
>>83621246Lad, Evelyn is not going to let you fuck him.
>>83621187Old school wepperoni classlic HHL style.
>mongs actually countersignalling trumplmao, even kimmel has joined the right team
Oh aye. Oh aye? Oh aye. Oh aye. x. Oh aye de lid. Oh aye oh aye oh ayyyyye!
>>83621281Why do you worship Trump, Sean?
>>83621296because they are both alphas
>>83621236We comin' up strong there de lid!>>83621251I'll be going into a team that deals with fraudsters but at a low level. I hope to just play the game an see what kind of salary I can end up with.
>>83621340Both alpha retards.
Corr based Pennywise garn full-scale in this final wepisode. Gwarn lid get stuck in.
>>83621354nice. my mate worked for the serious fraud department for a while and now has quite a cool sounding job in the foreign office
Just want Ketmong back
Might eat a pakkit of crisps me
>>83621376Sean was ketmong lad
>>83621354Hopefully it will be a job for life as well with the gubbermint. Well chuffed for you lads.
got a decent amount of ketmong lore today
My sister unironically thinks that the best decision is to totally ban AI in the UK (use and development) and then "pressure the rest of the world" to do the same, all because... ChatGPT uses a lot of water for their data centres.Kind of crazy how detached from reality some people are lol.
>>83621377Do it anon, nice little treat, you deserve it.
>>83621430Is your sister cute? Tell us more about her.
>>83621466She's the one that looks like Bread on Penguins that I've mentioned previously lol
>>83621370This was suprisingly something I interviewed for in March of last year, I was just placed on the reserve list. In October of last year I did an interview for the Digital Forensics team in the same building. That would involve imaging computers, writing reports of evidence and interestingly, fraud scene photography. There was a written test that I did literally perfect (I saw that on the feedback) and a verbal interview where I went full on spaghetti. That averaged out to me just doing okay. >>83621395I hope so, getting the train will piss me off but they're flexible so if I can prove I can succeed in a hybrid arrangement I can be let off the leash a bit. I think it starts with 12 weeks of training.
>>83621430I have a cousin like that, all about paper straws and saving the sea creatures. They probably get those ideas from Reddit
eating a pizza pretzel from lidl bakery sectionfuck the lot x
ICE agent gets called fat and then executes a woman at close distance. sad!
>>83621539It just seems to vacuous and absurd. Water? Really? It's a data centre, yeah they use a lot of water for cooling... so fucking what? She uses the internet every day, it's all just data centres using water just like everything else.Also we were having the conversation in the kitchen and she was nursing a coffee from starbucks lmao. I mean, I love her, but she is just a generic shitlib.
It's so funny how to be a liberal now you literally have to be a terminally brainbroken freak. You can't be even remotely normal anymore, you need to have had your mind completely Vitamixed by nonstop gay race communist propaganda 24/7. Otherwise you wouldn't be a liberal.
>>83621603not sure that's true lad
hey everyone x we all doing good tonite? i just unlocked the new shape on the captcha
At least Renee Good died doing what she loved - demanding that her community be flooded with brown rapists
I mean, these massive new data centres that are powering AI are polluting on a massive scale. Are you denying this? Not saying I'm against it but it's been well documented.
>>83621500You should try some bants when you start, tell your colleagues that you only got the job because you failed an interview for MI5, but you made a good impression so they offered you that role. Bonus points for saying "don't worry, I didn't really pass the test and I'm not here because we've heard of a Russian spy in this office" then wink, touch your nose and walk off.Extra bonus points for getting busted making notes about your colleagues.
>TFW, the government turns against X because they can't do anything about 4chan.
>>83621695If they can't compel 4chan to do anything then they 100% cannot do shit to compel Musk-owned twitter to do anything either. The government will slowly realise that in order to enact their desired censorship regime they will simply have to order ISPs directly to ban access to any wrongthink websites. Literally Iranian-regime tier tyranny, and they will say the entire time that they're keeping people 'safe'. Makes me want to vomit.
yeah yeah whateverme? gta choon postinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsJfFL9OuA0
Wonder when the world will see another man like Freddie Mercury. He truly was a musical genius and a superstar in the truest sense. Hasn't been anyone even close to him except maybe Michael Jackson?
>>83621712We're banning the internet. You wronguns have been allowed to run wild, by the previous government.
>>83621695i guess ofcom really did get flushed
Am well stuffed nows x
>>83621781STOP USING AI
>>83621695It's fucking pathetic really. All that posturing and 4chan lives on kek. They couldn't ban one website. Wonder how much money was wasted on all this ofcom bullshit.
>>83621795It's not waste, the point is to spend the money. That's literally all government is in the wider West now, one big patronage network. That's why everything keeps chugging along the same regardless of which party holds power. The patronage networks remain. The only real threat to them is a person or group willing to call it out and excise it like a cancer.
>>83621793Never! Never! Never!, lid.
i think 4chan is a honeypot
remember when they said they were going to ban 4chan, well that never happened did it. kept telling you it were all a load of bollocks x
>>8362185026th of January lad
they were going on about 4chan at work today, had to keep my mouth shut almost couldn't resist going on a massive info dump about britfeel
life is very womfy latelygot back into cooking proper food again after I got extremely paranoid about preparing raw ingredients back in 2019
>>83621872A lad at my work was talking about britfeel once, he'd only been in here a few times but he mentioned Shippy. Had to pretend I didn't know what he's talking about
Quite enjoyed that Welcome to Derry. Last two wepisodes were the best of the weason by far. Garn grind some Fortnite for a bit now then probably crash out around 12ish.
>>83621872>well there's this one lad that lives in a carehome right...
>>83621930Told my wife about HHL living in a care home out of sheer laziness and she was like "is that really the kind of person you want to be talking to?"
>>83621927Are you a civil engineer, and did the lad get sacked?
>>83621927had this happen to me onceexcept it wasn't at work, it was at a meetup in 2019 in Manchester full of other britfeel posters aha x
>>83621925Good stuff, it's quite nice being able to make things to one's own taste. What has been your favourite meal to make?
>>83621955just keeping it simple with steak and eggs at the moment, those nutrition bros are onto something, cleared up the skin quite a bit and my sleep has been better than ever
>ISPberg shidding itself completely over the last hour or so>Took until just now to fixckin ell
good night to my fellow "scum gangers" and "slimers"
>>83621945Is your wife hot de lid? Also, I find it hard to believe you actually talk about britfeel IRL. Lowkey weird af.
>>83621928>tfw no clown gf
Miss when I would wake up at 2am to see like 200 posts of HHL on a nazi rant
>>83620866i live in sheffield.thank god this place was torn down and replaced by niggers, pakis, a university for hipster s()yboys and a cathedral for faggots
>tfw stayed sober on Kate's birthday todayHope I made her proud x
>>83622023If she saw you irl she would vomit in her mouth and order her security detail to kick your fucking teeth in x
>>83622010Our Sean Bean is from Sheffield
>>83622035>If she saw you irl she would vomit in her mouth and order her security detail to kick your fucking teeth in xThat's hot x
hoping for a happening soon so hhl has pretext to go on the wiss
>>83622023time to remove 'uk chairman'end of an era
>>83622058there's no way you have 582 pictures of are Kate on your PCno way
>>83621983Nighty night, dream snorer.
>>83621981They're onto you lad, best to dump your pc in a canal and flee the country.
In ten years time it will be inconceivable that people used to have to literally sit around and WAIT for a studio to produce some second-rate slop just hoping that it sort of ticked some boxes for what you actually wanted to see.We will have infinitely customisable perfect video production at the touch of a button. If you want a 40k movie about the Horus Heresy in the style of an 80s scifi with practical effects you can have it. You can set exactly what scenes you'd like rendered, the style and tone of the dialogue, whether the movie should be a schlocky action romp or a moderated, reserved and more contemplative exploration of the themes. You'll be able to customise it to the level of asking to make Guilliman look more like Lundgren than Cavill, or to make his armour look more like a knight than a mecha.It will be glorious.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u_xsXy0GzY
>>83622010it is a proper dump now lidsheffield lad also
Fuck 2026 already
>>83622074Why? Frost jackz went sober and monk mode and nobody cared. If you want to keep the collapse era alive then by all means go ahead but I'm over it. Life's better without the wrugs and wooze.>>83622077I do thoughs.
>>83622162ill spark you out right now spacker.
>>83621996She is lad, you'd definitely fancy her. She's the type who likes weird internet shit herself so we spoke about britfeel pretty early on.
>>83622152Not that far into it, bet you could get a petition going to start it again?Also, what's up lid?
Going to bed. Just a light 8 and a bit hours nap tonight, me thinks.
gary lineker salt and vinegar
Someone make a webm of him smashing the bottle pleasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6XqFD5dguo
>>83622526Make it yourself you're not busy are you.
Cumming inside Wops' anal clit.
>>83622526https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768005600891807.webmthere you go
Tired af nows. Garn watch some YouTubes in beddingtons till sleepingtons.
>>83622792Thank you v much de lid x
Bit of late night nipple play and AI gooning, is it?
Thinking about fanny again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dopbvNi538A>CoD reference @4m15sheh
>>83623415Same de lid love a bit of hairy wet fanny.
Wot noodles digesting rn, aren't theyPhwoar X
>That dry as shit "six seven" @5m19sFucker got me good, lost on that one
50,000 mongs used to live here, now it's a ghost town
>>83623591Corrrrrr... the multiplayer in COD4 was perfect.
>>836236054 and WaW was probably the peak of gaming for me
>No hi sutton autismal analysis on the marinera happooning as of yetckin ell
>>83623618Same actually. You around 30 years old lad?
>>83623681Yep x
Fucking hell lads just been on fallout new vegas for 5 hours straight and completely lost track of time. Not played a video game for that long in years.
>oi lorryanon, want to go to enfield again tonight?>no>tough, youre going anywaypretty much how the conversation went
Page seven is it notShall be letting the breadington die X
me?gonna bump it so it doesn't die.I don't even post here anymore but for the sake of memories I can't let it die.
>>83625004>I don't even post here anymoreWhy?
Off to beddinghams X
Heart feels weird
ever sucked on a fanny?
it's snowing here x
>>83625114In my dreams x
Turned the heating off last night. Need to get it back on asap desu
morning de lats xxmorning de lats x
>>83625654good morning de lad. every day we above ground is a great day, is it not? x
Me? Can't wait for Welper to wake up. He's the heart and soul of these threads and we are nothing without him.
>>83625862I'm annoyed that he keeps using my born to quest forced to rest Apu, I found that and brought it back and now I'm not allowed.
How do you lads launder your money?Hopefully it's ok, forgot I left 30 quid and some change in my pocket.
>>83625862>>83625873you're already up spastic
Rock my world until the sunlightMake this dream the best I've ever knownDirty dancin' in the moonlightTake me down like I'm a dominoEvery second is a highlightWhen we touch, don't ever let me goDirty dancin' in the moonlightTake me down like I'm a domino
big up joshy rockbig up the gersbig up the unionhttps://youtu.be/7KpeyrmGnGI
>>83625913I shagged your mum and it was shit because she's fat and dead
>>83625928>your mumhow old are you lad?
>>83621603It's so funny how to be a conservative now you literally have to be a retard. You can't be even remotely normal anymore, you need to have had your mind completely Vitamixed by nonstop schizo chudslop propaganda 24/7. Otherwise you wouldn't be a conservative.
your mum jokes in the big 2026nonce behaviour, yikes.
>>83625939I'm 35 and a half
>>83626011that is sad as fuck whoahahhahaaha
some proper puffs acting hard in here today ha ha. tuna melts.
Can't believe they're trying to ban X too now
wonder if that twitter fag will come on here reeing about how the uk gov is evil for not allowing him to generate nonce images anymore
always knew i could sense evil
I'm 30 and a half de lids and it lushington.
>Circumcision is to be classed as a potential form of child abuse under new guidance for prosecutors, amid concerns from judges and coroners about deaths and serious harms caused by the procedure.say no to male genital mutilation
>>83626151How do circumcised lids even feel any sort if pleasure? Half their cockle must be numb.
*puts 50p in the thread jukebox*https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KZGiUVUq8sc
>>83626158The bottom half becomes super sensitive, increasing orgasm enjoyment by upto 69%
Through scientific research over the eons it's been established that the soul of a man is physically inside the foreskin.This is why any people who remove it are souless. Looking at Islam and Judaism particularly. And this is why women smear their faces with cream made out of baby foreskins, they are demons delighting in painting their internal demons face with the souls of sacrificial men children.It's obvious when you examine it logically.
What time is it? IT'S CHICO TIME! No, no... it's the official third DVD update of 2026! This time we have a classic Mifune trilogy and another samurai (sa mu ra i) flick. It lush and I mean lush. Not much extras on these, mind. Not sure why people go in about Criterion extras being so good.
Need a haircut and can't be dealing with the >Were you out last night?>You out tonight? >Any holidays plans?>Terrible/fantastic game of kickball eh, did you watch it?Just cut my hair and leave me alone with my thoughts.
Love a confident asmrtist.
AI powered robot barbers that you can mute. That's the future I want to live in but now.
>>83626279Imagine getting your head sliced off by accident. Corrrr, I'd probably ejaculate at that moment.
>>83626283you need slappin down dvdlad you wrongun
>>83626279You could pretend to be deaf? Put a voice on and say soree if can't ere u am def.
corr that its frosty mc wolloxington out there this morning lidsAll cripsy and fresh
can you imagine having to inform the apus about 9/11? cor
Am in the new forest with family and have been experiencing pigs and horses and whatnot but the signal is so shit and the WiFi is ballbagged so I can't upload any pictures for you all. But just wait, sooner or later there'll be some high quality pig content coming your way.
>>83625928you've exposed yourself there, freak.
I fancy a pint of Swan Session Blonde
>>83626333Looking forward to it lad, love a bit of wildlife i do.
cheeky rave xxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etuUstR0-Zw
>>83626354this a troll account de lidsreport it
>>83626279They already have those.In Japan.Go get a haircut.
are ruthong and ruthsdadmong the same person?
>>83626395someone already sent a couple takedown requests lid lol. suspect its mark. x
>>83626348>tfw you will never have his permission to wed his british rose daughter
>>83626424Only Will gets to rail her tuppence.
>>83626170Excuse me lid. We were listening to the Cheeky Girls? We're not too appreciative of lids like you trying to disturb our womf.
>>83626438i'll listen to what i want and there's nothing you little froggers can do about it
>>83626435Handsome lad like him must find it hard to resist the urge of all the blonde staceys when she's away.
>>83626412Not in this particular thread lad.
>>83626416might be OsamaBinPhilsure you were playing his videos the other day lol
>>83626497he he he, no takedowns for me my lad x
>>83626504get yourself a big watermark lid
Looks a right state with all that tan. It's obvious she hates her pale scottish skin.
>>83626504Get some more Sandford Lane videos on me lad. Too many 10 year old videos of him in bed.
Wonder how much free booze she gets.
>>83626537I wonder what colour her arsehole is
>>83626555ok lush lid xx
Full sugar Coke and Tony's chocolonely for me. No poisonous artificial sweetener or palm and rap seed oils for me my leeeeeeds.
>>83626563Reckon she bleaches it
Watching the wooty me.Based Le Fee rumbling them scousers.
>>83626563It's probably not so pink these days.>>83626606Probably will have to in the future.
Are people with shpo's allowed to walk around with camera glasses?
>>83626333How's that for a pig pile?
>bicycle forks are full of water (they shouldn't be) >its frozen>suspension compresses slightly then a massive *THUD* bollox, gotta thaw the cunts out kek
>>83626635I am too autistic to enjoy any sporting events.
>>83626693Got nothing to do with autism lid. I'm autistic and love me wooty. Know lots of autistic people who play and watch wooty.
this made me larf de lidshttps://youtu.be/z60uHYoRekc?si=5qhraMR2i986z3aT
DVDmong on a weekend mad one with his spammicks xD
>>83626737Point them out lid. Any proof?
poley on a mad one
>>83626717>Got nothing to do with autism lid. I'm autistic
>>83626913the welper shuffle to get his wkdlush
I could go outside right now and beat a girl up. Luckily I haven't mentally reached that point.
>>83626932>I could go outside right nowWithout shoes? It's winter.
>>83626945You don't need shoes to step outside. If you're too far gone, shoes will be the last thing on your mind.
Referee costing us are rightful place in that 4th round. Fuck the lot x
>>83626957fuck you black cats spastic
>>83626913corrr don't post that he will report you for hurt feelings :P
Im sort of glad helper is "off the drink" (its only been a few days ) but my fucking god this shit is BORING AS ALL FUCK>just made a wuppa>drinking said wuppa>drank said wuppa>Gonna watch some slop and eat some slop>WOW life is fucking amazing without drink or drugs and im NOT missing them AT ALL
Garn on the jars in 10
>>83626994why dont you entertain us then lad
>>83627070im miserable as all fuck lad
>>83627089tell us what makes you miserable so we can laugh at you lad go on its just banter
>>83627099can't orgasm from me nipple
We all in that 4th round of the FA Cup in life x
Just had wild sex with someones mum.
>>83627121do you ever think about starting a hobby
>>83627136He does voluntary work
>>83627121wew lad, no one cares. You've become an irrelevant boring bastard who needs gassing ASAP.
>>83627136alcoholism is a hobby
>>83627145community service for being caught noncing doesn't count as voluntary work mate
>>83627146all personas need culling lets be honest
Douglas Murray getting his fudge packed by a circumcised man
slipped on ice on to my arse in the middle of town, i will never live down the embarassment
>>83627186ice is a menace wherever its found, just ask the americans
i refuse to go outside if i cant get sex
Garn have a shower nows then need to get sorted for that cinema later. We keeping it fresh on this Sober Saturday.
>>83627210i'll let you suck my willy if you come out x
>gwarn dark at 16:14kinel, short days in der winterington
>>83627219they're getting longer now
me? prefer summer
footy really is pure normie npc tier, further proof helper is a grifter! no true autist would be into footy
>>83627316Which sports are proper autist into?
>>83627319baseball, cricket, netball, nascar, aussie rules
DVDmong definitely a wrongun watching snuff films and kiddy films. We only see what he shares imagine the stuff he watches in private that he doesn't mention here makes you shudder
>>83627345Snuff and kiddy films? What u on about lid?
>>83627353You know what I'm talking about what you watch in private. The real deal.
Is Shippy still active on noncecord?
Behind the secret bookshelf there is a stack of DVDs for his eyes only. The real sick shit.
spacclesfield beat wistal walace in the FA cup de lads. now back to de studio
>>83627361>>83627380You lads are misinformed, I'm no nonce. I watch JAV in private, all above board. The most degenerate I get is with me guro VNs. Simple as. I'd bash a nonces head in with my Godzilla box set.
Nu day is it not XPhwoar
>>83627345Watches kids films comes to britfeel to project his nonce fantasies onto other ladsWatches girly drama films comes to britfeel to post girly online drama
>>83627402The drama isn't dvdlad it's ruthmong
>>83627406>The drama isn't dvdlad it's ruthmongSame mong
>>83627316Loathed football even as a child,hated that it was the only thing other boys did at school, after school and for PE, made me a weirdo loser right from childhood. Don't even get the appeal of watching football, a bunch of foreign millionaires prancing around a field and falling over every time someone glances at them.
>Running out of external HDD space yet again after having downloaded too much pornPhwoar
>>83627438Downloading because of the OSA or are you just some data-hoarding goblin?
>Save file as "asasasfasafasf.jpg">"File already exists"
>>83627409Nah dvdlad is Irish, ruthmong is Turkish
>>83627454Thank god for 4chan's image number system, otherwise my meme folders wouldn't ab a tenth of what they are now.
Morning lads, just woke up din'eye?
>>83627402What the fuck are you on about mate? You'll have to be more specific.>>83627409Wrong. I own two pairs of shoes.>>83627438Based, hope there is some JAV included and pale white lassies too.
>>83627498>two pairs of shoesWell look at mr moneybags over here
>>83627454Wouldn't have this problem with linux :)
don't see normal becks beer much anymore
>Haha guys dae linux:DThe veganism of ugly incels
I love Jimmy Savile tbqh lads. What a chad. Did so much work for charity.
>>83627539*raises glass of fanta lemon*to jimmy
>>83627507Bought one myself, the other was a gift. Waiting for my current pair to fall apart before wearing the other. It save money, don't it?>>83627518Lidl does it occasionally.
>>83627539Oh look its the paedophile lad who moved to Asia
>>83627542>>83627539Genuinely wonder what he was thinking on his death bed. >hah got away with it in the end. Enjoyed fucking those kids. >fuck I am scared. What if hell is real? I am fucked.
Over 99% of Linux users have only ever seen a fanny on a computer screen.
>>83627552Not all paedophiles move to Asia lad. Some paedophiles are just working class salt of the Earth lads British born and bred and British they will stay.
Alan Partridge as Jimmy Saville. I just kept laughing. It was like a sketch show.
>>83627567You moved to Thailand to molest school kids
>>83627572Think you have me confused with someone else lad. Lot of lads here.
DVDlad owns the nonce film Pretty Baby. Wrongun.
>>83627571Good show that. Weird thing is that Steve Coogan knew Jimmy whilst he was alive. In retrospect, it seems like everyone at the fucking BBC knew about Savile and Savile made tonnes of jokes alluding to liking teenage girls. Everyone just laughed because it was kinda normal back then. I think the big thing is that things were so fucking different in the 70s. Rocks stars would bang teenagers and it would be no big deal.
Actually think the Thailand paedo mong might be ruthmong. They type the same and have similar whacky interests.
>>83627586Plenty bang teenagers now they just don't go creeping about hospitals like a perverted santa. Are Jimmy was weirdly obsessed with his mum. A bit like Norman Bates in that regard.
>>83627593Reckon if Ed Sheeran or Justin Bieber was shagging 14/15 year old girls they would be cancelled and arrested. Back in the 70s Bowie and Zeppelin did exactly that. Lori Maddox was 14. Nobody gave a shit. They were all at it.
>>83627608Even Jerry Seinfeld used to pick up his girlfriend from highschool.
I just heard an American say "doooood"nearly pissed myself laughing, what a bunch of TV meme zombies.Doooooooooooood!lmao
>>83627608You're only mad because you can't bag any teenage girls yourself
Luv porn me i do
>>83627626You ever got fanny juice on your tongue little lad?
>>83627633Not him but i had to shave my beard off because of not washing after going muff diving.Pussy juice bleaches dark hair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1V2udFSTk8(((Sky news))) shitlib editors getting BTFO in the comments there, surprised they haven't closed the comments section yetYou love to see it
>>83627562I'm a married man and have plundered a lot of pussy in my time. I was using linux 20 years ago and haven't used anything else since de lid x
>>83627650>have plundered a lot of pussy in my timeDon't like men bragging like that. So crude.
>>83627562i saw one IRL once but it was pretty darkt. windows chad
>>83627562Underage fanny probably too. Theyre all fucking nonces
Is there anything wrong with having consensual sex with 14/15 year old women?
>>83627692>Underage fannyphwoar r jimmy loved a bit of that
love a bit of nipple play me having a fresh nipplegasm right now oh my days
>>83627562lollers has had 2 gfs since posting in /britfeel/ or is he in the 1%?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ipX_pHUCac>Watching this just now>Random jumpcut to an ice bear eating out another ice bear's ass @1m57sThe fuck lol
>>83627763Nowt wrong with a bit of bum fun
Blad loves heavy metal and chocolate. That's his ideal first date. A bit of Cannibal Corpse and a pack of Racers.
wifeberg is ordering sushi again
>>83627798You could have fresh fish from her snatch, lid.
>>83627763I wonder what goes through the minds of people who think the Danish armed forces could ever do anything against the US military. Like how much capeshit is their brain operating on?
>>83627807Bad sushi
>>83627797evisceration plague is the best cc song, everything else sucks
>>83627829That's not Stripped, Raped and Strangled mate. The first four albums are classics and the rest of their catalogue is fine if a bit samey. Met Corpsegrinder and he was a sound lad.
why is adult life so tiring, im so tired de lids, im always tired, not built for this.
>>83627829fucking god awful opinion>>83627843thisskeletal domain is slept on fr fr I liked that album
>>83627855Did you feel like that before 2020? From what I can tell everyone I ever speak to now says they're constantly tired. I suspect stringy clots in their arteries from the vax is meaning they aren't getting enough oxygen and they don't even know these clots are there, they just feel constantly tired or have "long covid".
>>83627866Skeletal Domain is definitely their best modern album, lid. Honestly, they're a bit like Iron Maiden in that regard... always pretty solid.
>>83627819Wish she'd do the unthinkable to me
>>83627843an album that sounds similar to early CC is Mortem - Amputator, I quite like the album. I've noticed there aren't many early CC copy cat albumshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYkO2Rgd5nk&list=PLWiuA0z56BtC1TOA7fOpx2UGs5xj3SBH1&index=4
whats that anon? you think i should eat ANOTHER biscuit? well, since you twisted my arm...
>>83627878I never got vaxxed tho, I am autistic, me thinks its tism burnout, just have to juggle too many things and my autism brain isn't built for it
For me? It's Nespithe by the band Demilich as well as Monolith of Inhumanity by Cattle Decapitation. A LIVING BREATHING PIECE OF DEFECATING MEAT!
>>83627878Yeah nobody felt tired until 2020 lad not like "i'm tired" has been in womankinds top 5 favourite phrases for all time
>no sex tonight babes, im tiredWTF WTF VAX STATUS?!?!?!?
>>83627919Cock up her gaped arsehole by force would wake her up.
Off to see that new Anaconda film nows. First trip to the cinema of 2026. Oh aye x
>>83627932Fkin hell I rmemebr the original one think my wee pal had it on DVD. Have fun
Watching 18s as a wean ws the original Dark web init
>>83627932>jack blackgrim
>>83627932It's woke tosh. They made the aliens into mixed race African gen Z kids, and the white man bad like always.
I noticed that the terminator was a 18 on VHS here but by the time DVDs came round it went down to a 15 As if ppls standards got worse nd more relaxed from teh 80s to the 90s/00s which is totaly true. The old videos r kool though.
Escortlad reporting in.Just saw the blonde escort again for the third time, went amazingly well.Had sex in a few different positions, finished in the condom while pounding her and we talked for ages. Honestly feel so much more relaxed.
sean samefagging again because no one gives a toss about him anymore, pathetic nonce.
Head on a beanstalk.
>>83627974this the same one who was ignoring you for weeks on end lid?
Omniplex cinemas sunderland
Today father prayed for ppl with anxiety(me) nd ppl thats housebound.Every mass theres some synchornicity. Last week it was about disability benefits.Its hard cys its quite noisy but i feel better when am back. Tea time now.
>>83627991no she didn't in the endshe admitted she had forgotten and she's been great since then
Spaffed just now XYes i did
gonna cum from me nipples
>>83628039are you gonna contact the childhood lassie?
>>83628093No proof you actually did
David Attenborough has passed away surrounded by his family.
Getting more and more sick of arrogant assholes desu, especially those with power.
>>83628146>didn't even inform the apus first
>>83628116Keeping to my own wee lane fr now x
HOLY SHIT DANIEL CRAIG JUST DIED
>Zion don saying he doesn't need international law and "only his morality can stop him" in recent interviewThis coming from the goy that got mentored by Roy Cohen/a literal kike mobster lawyer defending the scum of the earth in court, lolGod help us. Gay pedo Zion Don is the ultimate golem
>>83628146Sad>>83628178Happy
>i it not dvdmong arguing with himself on the same idhttps://archived.moe/bant/thread/21207203/#21207268https://archived.moe/bant/thread/21207203/#21207280shit he just remembered to use a different device to reply to himself https://archived.moe/bant/thread/21207203/#21207300someone cottoned on https://archived.moe/bant/thread/21207203/#21207363he didn't like that https://archived.moe/bant/thread/21207203/#21207372someone else noticed >D6e4ksS7 has already racked up 11 posts. 100% spam mong.https://archived.moe/bant/thread/21207203/#21207388what did he mean by this?>Boring in here, can't spam drivel about Crufts with a hound or DVDs.https://archived.moe/bant/thread/21207203/#21209085whole threadhttps://archived.moe/bant/thread/21207203
Normies will gaslight a guy who looks like this and say he just needs to take a shower and be confident, get a job and" hobbies", etc
>>83628007lush and I mean lush for the 18:10 showing xx
>>83628179Sad thing is so many americans think just like him, on both sides, they think they are above everyone and everything else.
>ID: D6e4ksS7>I want to anonymously spam and rile lads up this isn't fun.https://archived.moe/bant/thread/21207203/#21207427
>>83628200get a life lad very grim this
>>83628146got me hopes up then lad, wonder if any noncing allegations will come out after he's snuffed it
>>83628224no do another post about it being sad grim whatever but do it in a different syntax ;)
>Here's your new cellmate lid. Say hello to Big 'Pu. He's been moved from solitary confinement to the human wing, no more room in any of the Frogblocks lid. One of Uncle Wearl's victims. Careful of his night terrors de lid.
>>83628203If he was born female he would have 1000 matches per day on Tinder
Be real; it doesn't matter anyway.You know it's just a little too late.
Feeling quite odd at the moment. Wouldn't mind throwing all the worthless shite I've accumulated over the years and starting over from nothing.
>>83628200Mate I don't even use bant, you're severely mistaken.
Dvdlad retired to tatooine he haant been logged in here in ages
I'm not spammong but I change my syntax and IP after every post. You can never be too careful.
>>83628253Bin em lad, possessions won't get us a girlfriend
I hate sexuality. Too many things going on. Love. Lust. Ego. Self esteem. Fear of missing out. Regret. Fear. Humiliation. Envy. Depression. Inferiority. Self hatred. From a young age kids are teased by adults and other kids about crushes so they end up associating attraction with humiliation and embarrassment.
>>83628335Become an alcoholic like me and HHL and completely kill your libido. Problem solved.
Born2 dilly dallyForced too lock in x
>>83628335>From a young age kids are teased by adults and other kids about crushes so they end up associating attraction with humiliation and embarrassment.What is all that about seriously, my family were absolute knobs about shit like that and it definitely fucked with my head, made me think that liking girls was weird or embarrassing or something, fucking cunts, instead of bullying and taking the piss out of your literal fucking child maybe some encouragement and support would have avoided me turning into this fucking loser that I am
DVDspammong exposed lmao
2000s nightcore comments r like "i was only born in 2005 but i love the 2000s" n_n like I remember downloading these songs on Kazaa before these ppl were born n_n
We got jelly babies on tap lads x
>>83628335Sex comes frm the Fall. We will spiritually evolve past It........Thats what grey aliens is about too
Anyone tried the 0% ABV Guinness? I've been sober for over a year and I used to love Guinness. Is it remotely similar? Dumb question but I'm curious
doing a bit of crying to relieve stress
>born 2014 making youtube commentsn__________________________________________n
>>83628448Drink something sugary, it's the alcoholism testing you.
Everybody under 25 needs to pipe down immediately n_n
>>83628448its wank mate, don't bother, trust me x
Have a feeling I will have a niece/nephew soon as my sister keeps talking about her pals that have weans nd spazzing out about turning 30 un a few yrs
>>83628464Fuck old people. UK PM should be between 20-30.
might do me wollocks in classic HHL style tonight, have two weeks AFF now so might aswell
>>83628489>20>youngUNC ALERT UNC ALERT LMAOOOOOOOOOO
That'll 15 quid you stupid kuffar
I have Sinusitis.Could someone post a funny image for me, please.
>>83628541I found this painting of a pig for you de lid.
>>83628541Here 1
>>83628541get ready to have your sides blasted into orbit sinusitisanon
>>83628527l'etat c'est moi
>>83628541Another 1 x
>>83628541Jurassic park but with a cat x
>>83628541I meant this 1 x https://youtu.be/W85oD8FEF78
ruh rohhttps://archived.moe/bant/search/uid/D6e4ksS7/
>supper time sitting fatly and rotund in my excellent bariatric chair and ill fitting tracksuit watching corrie at the home
Need crossy to go on the benzos ASAP
>>83628646Would give his tummy a little kiss
>>83628690He probably fucking stinks
https://youtu.be/sYIlrHJiEtg
Got a bit close on this one.
>>83628239i like this one lad, its giving russian prison novel also - no rite what wearl did
feeling a bit melancholic me xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-CSPQPKQ3g
it emo choon posting hours??
Too many swedgers nd blues x
>>83628528This is Sean if he worked
Need to expel the turdington X
Michael J.Fox Bruce WillisSeasideMarkMeToo many 90s rave casualtys x
>>83628791yeah why not xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9mlfpTxwQA
>>83628796He does work (for free)
Not rite what happened to SSM He had two girlfriends at same time in 90sLife were just a joke to im But not joke no more It not rite
is mark really dead? ive not been keeping updated
n_n https://youtu.be/W3WX-Bo9Y6U
>>83628845>is mark really dead?yes, he in heaven with jimmy saville and gandhi now
cant believe it hes really gone
>>83628842>>83628845>>83628873>>83628879He died how he lived. Fuck him.
>>83628879>nature attractionsis that a nice way of saying freak show
cantb elieve it lads x
https://youtu.be/MO2_jrfxr6QAnyone remember this banger from Seaside: The Musical?
mark isn't dead lids, don't worry, he's coming back real soon
>>83628897You can get bennies for smelling like a fish? Jesus, just take a shower.
>>83628287I posted a DVD update today mate, not my fault you're not clued up. You've changed, lid.
>>83628910Aye great song
Persian whores absolutely love this guy, they know he'd ban the hijab and finally let them congregate only around the top 1% Chads in iranian society while shunning the bottom 99% of iranian males openly, leading to the formation of western-style harems and prolapsing birth rates. Birth rates in persia are horrible as-is since these retarded mullahs for some reason allow the roasties to still attend university, which is a major reason for iranian roasties being so uppity and unhinged (besides their obvious economic incompetence + the ZOG sanctions going on against iran)These persian gigaharlots that you can hear wildly screeching around in every single one of these protest clips love to LARP zoroastrianism the same way white western whores LARP wiccaism, tooIslam truly is right about women
... What these ZOG news report never mention either is the fact that it was the jews who originally deposed the shah in the 1950sNeither do they mention the (((allies))) actually invaded peaceful iran back in WW2, since this would run counter to the "allies wuz good bois who dindu nuffin" kike narrative of course
>>83628964No i uavent Still the same nigga frn the hood x
Crossssssslad, it was once me n u and our Dark Souls and Tartan DVD chats but you've turned to the dark side.
>>83628958Easy to say that when you don't have TMAU. Would've worked all his life otherwise. He wash his ass in sink, not fair isit???
Gently pulling on crossy's sphincter
>>83629025Ngl comfy times x i jst watched jurassic park 1 2 3 when I ws wee I loved them all but Its definitely a trilogy where the best to worst is 1>2>3 Although the lost world drags quite a bit.Its just when you think about it you remember the bus hanging off the cliff nd T-rex in the city so it tricks you that the whole film ws Lit lol but its still pretty good.
>tfw your asmr lass has an autoimmune disease and can't go out much
Dont understand what jeff goldblums black daughter is all about.When she appears nd the guy is like."Do you see a family resemblance" Lol but really Its never explained?
Oh my days that bumsesh had tears rolling down my cheeks (and my nuts). His willy was thicker than a block of cheddar.
Gently pushing against anons boner and giving him a soft moan
Am only human nd FOMO is sad xWhats for me wont go by me xPrayers that I can remember that xSometimes feels like nothing is for me x
>>83629084Seen the new one in cinema was boring other than Scarjo's arse. Cheers. x
Sex is never going to happen for you.
Some earths could be more advanced, where ye brains connected to the WiFi and you got a m m microchip connected to ya head.And how do you know right, that - we the cattle. And when we go in to the next earth, or get reborn, we in a field ....and the pigs sheep and cows they're the ones what speaking. And we the ones what in a field and we can't talk.Other way around, ya don't know do ya.
>>83629136but I just had my guts rearranged by a turgid willard?
>>83629120why is christopher robin a loli?
Just did a fartington me X
>>83628777Nice digits though, bet that cheered you up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4JJmDuv_C0
>>83629160Sex with females is all that matters. If I can't see a possibility of getting that, I really see no point contributing to society. Let me have my free time if I'm not able to get any rewards for my labour.
>>83629126Bryce dallas Howard my jurassic waifu x
Waking up at 7pm is so depressing.
>>83629164Its penny from the rescuers x
Quite inebriated at this moment in time chaps, I might have to sit this one out.
*starts a conga line in the thread*
Roasties are playing relationship musical chairs with each other for temporary access to Chad's harem, while the bottom 99% of boyim watch from the side and turn into "the beautiful ones". Society is collapsing thanks to women's rights
>>83629160Sounds lush, lid. Any nipple play involved? Started pinching mine pretty hard as I play me VNs. Corrrrrrr!
>>83629157Today its a cow. Tomorrow its you.
Only God gets me fr xx
>>83629218*asks the dj to play this next*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hpv2pWRoYM
>>83629218https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SXX-pWzOY8It conga time de lid.
>>83629278Yeah, but he also gets everyone else, and we all have that in common, so we all in some way get each other. there is a lot more weird captcha's on PC than mobile. That's weird as fuck. And also gay,
Wagies are livestock X
Anaconda was pretty good. Silly but entertaining enough. Necking that Wurger King now. Went for a large Whopper meal and some chilli cheese bites.
Imagine a lassie with her fanny out
*baits the apus into a pub fight, films it and uploads it to tiktoad*
Learning Video Games by Lana Del Ray on keyboard aren't I xGuitar era over x
God sees Crossy for who she really is xxx
>>83629301Would be nice to have 1 pal to go to cinema etc xx netflix n chill x ITs all good though x Whats for you wont go by you x Nd everything happens for a reason x
>>83629306>no ketchup
>>83629326Corr, and she's within 50m? Phwoar. Might be happening to one of us now.>>83629337Everything does happen for a reason (what's the reason for shafting PC posters with these captchas?)
Imagine a ginger lass's fire crotch enveloped around your penis. Phwoar!
>>83629363>tfw had the chance to do this IRL and ballsed it up from being too autistic
Saw the teenage girl who lives in the house opposite mine go to her window in a vest top and pants and close her curtains. Naturally I recoiled in disgust.
>>83629211shoulda known that that's one of me favs
>>83629349Idk how it works xactly but If i do enough captchas eventually it starts saying no verif reuqired
Might move to australia desu
>>83629337I didn't commit to the reply (bastard captchas). You might find someone, don't give in. We just don't know what will happen in the future, just because things are a certain way now doesn't mean they will always be like that. Or maybe they will? Fuck knows. I do it myself, think of all possibilities. What if this happens, or they do this then this happens, or I do this they say that I do something then blahblahblah headfuck. You know what I mean? Annoying, but it do be like that.
Turns out they used sonic weapons when kidnapping that president.Made hundreds of venuzelan lads fall over and bleed from the eyes and nose.
*sips*remember kays good cooking?
>>83629426If only the Venezuelan's invested in dr eggman 's country defence system.
>>83629426If Trump tussles with the cartels he'll end up on /gif/ being skinned alive.
Hurrhurrhurrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaajTBCFRNw
>>83629442na night kay cya in mornin lasskeyring big nobbritish heart spasticoh aye
>>83629363Shagged a ginge she shaved her pubes and that's ok, had massive tits too
>>83629340Don't like ketchup me x
Someone glued a fucking chewit to the floor of the pub and set all the Apus off. What started off with one noticing it ended up with a group of them getting frustrated and attacking one another when they couldn't get it off the floor. My own fren is fucking dead, tried to do a wrestling move off a table and broke his neck. Just wanted a pint and a curry now I've got to plan a funeral. Hope they check the cameras and find the mong who did this.
sean can't have ketchup
crossy play us a song x
>>83629470Just toss the stupid frentard into the oven, lid. SPACCA can't prosecute without a body.
New thread time>>83629515Or old thread time?>>83629515Who knows time to have a look for yourself>>83629515
